Lurkives
Apr02-22Apr03
This lurkive
brought to you by:
I'm off to be skewered by The Athenaeum lynch mob. Good luck with the Middleblob
hackers. I'm out((((()))))~~~~~~~~~~
croc
USA - Tuesday, April 22, 2003 at 16:52:03 (EDT)
Ting Ting will get you into Sing Sing
BJ®
USA - Tuesday, April 22, 2003 at 16:51:07 (EDT)
I'm not just retarded, I'm certifiably out-to-friggin-lunch for life.
off my croc-er
USA - Tuesday, April 22, 2003 at 16:50:27 (EDT)
It's a long decorative grass, that curls into spirals at the top (usually about
three feet long). they always have it in with the dry floral stuff. I cut off
the blue curly tops. I found one bad jpeg of some gold colored ting ting
croc
USA - Tuesday, April 22, 2003 at 16:48:41 (EDT)
you're all retarded
Yup
USA - Tuesday, April 22, 2003 at 16:48:20 (EDT)
Hee Hee that was ME pretending to be YUP! TEE HEE! What the fuck is TING TING?
BJ®
USA - Tuesday, April 22, 2003 at 16:41:28 (EDT)
Don't worry yup, I saved you some ting ting and a couple of the pastel foam
bugs.
croc
USA - Tuesday, April 22, 2003 at 16:40:25 (EDT)
Don't get me started
Yup
USA - Tuesday, April 22, 2003 at 16:30:23 (EDT)
It twern't a real egg at all. It was made from a thin letter-sized sheet of
pepto-pink foam stuff. I mounted the pink stuff onto a two layer egg out of 3/4"
foamboard, and decorated it with ribbon, artificial flowers, little foam bugs,
puff balls, ting-ting grass, and bamboo cane curly-cues. It is truly a gay-@ss
extravaganza. The only thing missing from the formula was a certain necklace.
croc
USA - Tuesday, April 22, 2003 at 16:26:03 (EDT)
That's great croc. I hope you got below it and blew out the guts before you
hung it.
BJ®
USA - Tuesday, April 22, 2003 at 16:13:51 (EDT)
BJ my EGG was victorious, number one, the tops, yes indeedy. It was chosen
Most Artistic, the top category. They want to leave it hanging as an inspiration
to all for the rest of the month. Maybe I can bring it to the gig to inspire y'all
before you take the stage.
croc
USA - Tuesday, April 22, 2003 at 16:05:21 (EDT)
dear Lord on high
BJ®
USA - Tuesday, April 22, 2003 at 15:55:53 (EDT)
yes I did visit the SECOND level of Hell in what passes for the Living Room
"mens room" and couldn't help but notice the Magnums sticker stuck above the "shitter"
a FRILL a minute
USA - Tuesday, April 22, 2003 at 15:53:56 (EDT)
How'd that damn easter egg come out anyway?
BJ®
USA - Tuesday, April 22, 2003 at 15:46:22 (EDT)
And Frilly, PLEASE do not tell me that you were forced to go to the second
level at the Living Room...
BJ®
USA - Tuesday, April 22, 2003 at 15:38:03 (EDT)
If you have fun living/playing/recording rock and roll then something is VERY
wrong
BJ®
USA - Tuesday, April 22, 2003 at 15:35:53 (EDT)
no one said rock 'n roll was supposed to be fun comrade.
Don
Johnston, USA - Tuesday, April 22, 2003 at 15:34:01 (EDT)
Does that mean Frilly was done al Dante? I keep trying to make my own circle
of hell, but I can't draw circles very well. Do they have trapezoids of hell?
croc up the river styx without paddle
USA - Tuesday, April 22, 2003 at 15:33:58 (EDT)
Thanks to all my fans for their well wishes.
BJ®
USA - Tuesday, April 22, 2003 at 15:32:03 (EDT)
7th level frilly? ...you're a usurer?
doris alighieri
- Tuesday, April 22, 2003 at 15:21:42 (EDT)
Willy, you must have had to do #2 in the Living Room bathroom if you were in
that kind of agony.
The Kid
USA - Tuesday, April 22, 2003 at 15:13:06 (EDT)
Wait is this Nigeria or CHAD??
dangling
somewhere
USA - Tuesday, April 22, 2003 at 15:11:04 (EDT)
BJ, yes I existed last night but at the 7th level of what can only be described
as some reasonable facsimile of Hell
imaginary Willard
USA - Tuesday, April 22, 2003 at 14:58:45 (EDT)
BJ if a wallet-tit roundhouse don't take em down at the meeting maybe you can
resort to a targeted bio strike.
(the using anthrax on an envelope caught my eye. gee where have I seen that before?)
croc
USA - Tuesday, April 22, 2003 at 14:41:08 (EDT)
Poppin' a boNUH, Poppin' a boNUH and then I point to my boner.
Schmucko
CAC, USA - Tuesday, April 22, 2003 at 14:22:38 (EDT)
Hey BJ, beat some meat at tonight's Middleblob town meat-ing.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, April 22, 2003 at 14:15:54 (EDT)
Hey Schmucko! I heard you also got a new tune in the works-something called
"Poppin' a Bonah!" am I right?
BJ®
USA - Tuesday, April 22, 2003 at 13:52:02 (EDT)
Madonna can get below me and hack THIS (and point to crotch)
BJ®
USA - Tuesday, April 22, 2003 at 13:51:00 (EDT)
Did you say t-shirts? Crotch on a crutch! Just in time for summer.
Schmucko
Cumberland, USA - Tuesday, April 22, 2003 at 13:50:19 (EDT)
I was going to hack Benny Sizzler's webpage and post all the songs off their
upcoming cd but then I heard them and said these are almost as bad as Madonna's
so what the fuck?
Marla Webb
USA - Tuesday, April 22, 2003 at 13:50:00 (EDT)
You can see Madonna's hacked website here...
Lester
USA - Tuesday, April 22, 2003 at 13:29:19 (EDT)
Madonna got bit by her own tactics.
mp3po
USA - Tuesday, April 22, 2003 at 13:14:37 (EDT)
Yeah yeah, whatever...people and their strife and suffering...I'm here to announce
the newest merch to hit the lurk since the Middleblob Police patches caused such
a frenzy. BS t-shirts. Yes. Brown with a yellow design front and back.
BS Merchandising Chairman
USA - Tuesday, April 22, 2003 at 13:14:07 (EDT)
googled drummer's existence result--
Do
Drummers Exist or are they a childish fantasy like Jesus?
USA - Tuesday, April 22, 2003 at 13:12:29 (EDT)
Thank Allah the Shiites get to perform their favorite ritual again!
Slice and dice
USA - Tuesday, April 22, 2003 at 13:07:58 (EDT)
Those Waqi Iraqis sure do know how to have a good time. Ya might even say they're
A
Bunch Of Cut-Ups
USA - Tuesday, April 22, 2003 at 13:05:09 (EDT)
Note to Dexter: It's not the bridge trolls I'm afraid of- its the 2 bucks in
bridge TOLLS that scare me from venturing off island to see your sorry ass in
the South County slums!
BJ®
USA - Tuesday, April 22, 2003 at 13:00:27 (EDT)
Hey Willy, did you exist last night with the "other band" and how in hell did
it go, anyway?
BJ®
USA - Tuesday, April 22, 2003 at 12:57:51 (EDT)
DO I EVEN EXIST?!
multiple (personality) Willard
USA - Tuesday, April 22, 2003 at 12:39:38 (EDT)
NO shit, Furze.
BJ®
USA - Tuesday, April 22, 2003 at 12:29:31 (EDT)
Hey any of you lurkers got a connection so as we can git some of that Botulism
injected in me mug?
BJ®
USA - Tuesday, April 22, 2003 at 12:28:54 (EDT)
Does that mean they can use that money to pay for the war? I mean, I want the
fucking $300 I had to pay in taxes this year back!
Furze®
USA - Tuesday, April 22, 2003 at 12:25:51 (EDT)
Gee guess what our military commanders are up to now. Check the middle of this
article. We've started negotiating with the terrorists. The Mujahadeen no less.
Did these clowns lose there notes on 9/11 somewhere between here and Baghdad?
croc
USA - Tuesday, April 22, 2003 at 12:21:53 (EDT)
Carl Lewis gets a gold medal in drunk driving.
Lester
Fox Point, RI USA - Tuesday, April 22, 2003 at 11:51:54 (EDT)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! Fox
News Throughout History
Furze®
USA - Tuesday, April 22, 2003 at 11:48:26 (EDT)
do I even exist?
multiple drummers Willy
USA - Tuesday, April 22, 2003 at 11:40:43 (EDT)
Oh joy, botulism and plague. And I was wondering what I should have for lunch.
I've been exposed to worse at any of a dozen local weinie joints. Botulism you
can probably scraped off the floor of any slaughter house.
croc
USA - Tuesday, April 22, 2003 at 11:38:20 (EDT)
I was just about to ask if anyone mailed any suspicious powders to Tacoma.
croc
USA - Tuesday, April 22, 2003 at 11:31:04 (EDT)
Oh great. More white powder in the mail. Booger would be so excited.
Chong Lee
USA - Tuesday, April 22, 2003 at 11:29:31 (EDT)
Glad to see Natalie has survived the slings and arrows of bubba misfortune.
Oh and happy Earth Day y'all.
when
you recycle croc, you still get croc
USA - Tuesday, April 22, 2003 at 11:17:09 (EDT)
My ass is close to my anus, in some ways closer than my wallets.
BJ®
USA - Tuesday, April 22, 2003 at 11:11:26 (EDT)
two favorite bushisms--
"I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California.
In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California."
—In Los Angeles as quoted by the Los Angeles Times, April 8, 2000
"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."
--Reuters, May 5, 2000 (Thanks to Allison Fansler.)
croc-- east of the eastside and pretty close to olneyville in more ways than barrington
is close to olneyville
USA - Tuesday, April 22, 2003 at 10:40:13 (EDT)
The East Texas Anti-Terrorist Training Camp
Lester
Out in the west Texas, town of El Paso USA - Tuesday, April 22, 2003 at 10:28:39
(EDT)
Happy Earth Day, MJ!
U. R. Binsprawl
USA - Tuesday, April 22, 2003 at 10:15:19 (EDT)
Monsoon? Is that when you blast a liquid brown swirly that spins half way up
the side of the bowl?
Tsunami Tsizzler
USA - Tuesday, April 22, 2003 at 09:50:33 (EDT)
All this talk about poop and pee and diarrhea, and I get berated for being
immature...sheesh. Hope everyone's enjoying the monsoon.
The Kid
USA - Tuesday, April 22, 2003 at 09:24:41 (EDT)
Delaware's Army Boots
Hoozon Phurst
USA - Tuesday, April 22, 2003 at 09:15:21 (EDT)
cheffy! what's this about your area getting a baseball team? "ladeeeez and
gentlemen...YOUR delaware .... ummm ... crabs"?
doris
- Tuesday, April 22, 2003 at 07:43:02 (EDT)
you could call the liquid poop the butty sizzler
shithead
USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 18:32:52 (EDT)
SPALLCHECK ay=way
not me i'm out
USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 18:29:23 (EDT)
I've had enough. Ya might even say I'm pooped. either ay I'm out[[[[]]]]~~~~~~~~~~~
croc
USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 18:28:46 (EDT)
I'm pooped from reading that
all number twoed out.
USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 18:18:37 (EDT)
The Poopie List Ghost Poopie- The kind where you feel the poop come out, but
there is no poop in the toilet. Clean Poopie- The kind where you poop it out,
see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper. Wet Poopie- The
kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have
to put some toilet paper between your butt and underwear so you won't ruin them
with a skid mark. Second Wave Poopie- This happens when you're done Pooping and
you've pulled up your pants to your knees, and you realize that you have to Poop
some more. Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Poopie- The kind where you strain so much
to get it out, you practically have a stroke. Gassy Poopie- It's so noisy, everyone
within earshot is laughing. Drinker Poopie- The kind of Poop you have the morning
after a long night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on
the bottom of the toilet. Lincoln Log Poopie- The kind of Poop that is so huge
you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet
brush. Corn Poopie- Self-explanatory. *Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poopie Poopie- The kind
where you want to Poop but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
Spinal Tap Poopie- That's where it hurts so bad coming out, you would swear it
was leaving you sideways. Wet Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump)- The kind that comes
out of your butt so fast, your butt gets splashed with water. **Liquid Poopie-
The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out your butt and splashes all over
the toilet bowl. Mexican Poopie- It smells so bad your nose burns. The Surprise
Poopie- You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you're about to fart,
but oops.......a Poop!!! The Dangling Poopie- This Poop refuses to drop into the
toilet even though you know you are done Pooping it. You just pray that a shake
or two will cut it loose. Fishermen's Bobber Poopie- That's the kind where you
are in a public restroom, there are two people waiting in your stall, you poop
and flush two times, but several golf ball size pieces are still floating above
the water line. Richard Simmons Poopie- You poop so much you lose 30 pounds. *Also
known as the Wizard of Oz Poopie where all that comes out are a couple of munchkins
and some music. **This is different from the Applejuice Poopie which leaves the
system in the exact same form it came into the mouth.
turdmeister
USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 17:56:57 (EDT)
Chef let me be the first to say, Chef this! and point to my crotch.
croc pot
USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 17:43:59 (EDT)
I'm back......and better than ever
Chef
beyond, USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 17:31:56 (EDT)
Dexter I appreciate the magnanimous gesture.
croc- gesturing thusly
USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 17:30:09 (EDT)
Croc, you show up and then I say "Croc THIS" and then I point to my crotch.
Point Dexter
USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 17:18:25 (EDT)
Oh, that effing sucks. I really dig Nina Simone.
Furze®
USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 16:43:49 (EDT)
Nina Simone is with us no more.
a
sad lurker
USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 16:35:00 (EDT)
Hey I'm not in any band and everywhere I show up people are looking for the
exit.
croc
USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 15:46:06 (EDT)
BJ® rocks hardcore and then there is Willy.
Furze®
USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 15:38:16 (EDT)
Hey, I play guitar and every band I'M in is always looking for a guitar player...Well
anyway, let me look into setting up a local chapter of a drumming circle, guys.
BJ®
USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 15:23:40 (EDT)
Hell, even I'm looking for a drummer. And I AM a drummer...
The Kid
USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 15:19:14 (EDT)
Enlarge THIS (and then I point to my crotch)
Ole Tinydick
USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 15:17:27 (EDT)
But Willy, you ARE a drummer... I don't get it.
BJ®
USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 15:12:55 (EDT)
any band I've ever been in has been looking for a drummer...
Back Beat Boy Willard
USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 15:09:35 (EDT)
Ole Tinydick, face it you're incurable. I recommend choosing a swift way to
do yourself in.
dear abbot
USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 15:07:41 (EDT)
Excuse me, I don't mean to interupt this obviously locals-only guestbook for
this band, but I was wondering if someone could tell me how I could find some
info on how to get a bigger penis. Is there some emailing list i could get on?
Ole Tinydick
USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 15:04:43 (EDT)
Motormags gig? I heard they were a three-piece looking for a drummer.
croc
USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 14:55:57 (EDT)
Lester to the best of my knowledge there is no show tonight around 9:30 pm
at the Living Room...none...
Monday night Willies
USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 14:39:57 (EDT)
Hey Willy, is there a show in Providence tonight that I should attend?
Lester
USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 14:25:02 (EDT)
I'm going just to see the Deterrents.
Some Country Bumpkin
USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 14:24:18 (EDT)
I'll be there as surely as I was at the last show.
croc
USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 14:18:55 (EDT)
I'll take the Sox sure even tho. I knows betta...so the real question is who
on the LURK will be at the BIG show on May 2? who among you? are there any MEN
here? BJ aside...
Willy
USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 14:14:58 (EDT)
The greatest moments in rock and roll history, as recreated by marshmallow
Peeps. The Magnums and Benny Sizzler not represented.
Lester
Fox Point, RI USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 13:54:53 (EDT)
By the way...Yanks up 3-0 in the third.
The Kid
USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 13:53:09 (EDT)
gramdebate
--By the way, Mark Demsky is the one who says "Sports is on deck!", not Matt Smith.
When I was a journalism major at HSU, fact errors got you an "F." While I appreciate
Frank's attempt to correct someone else's grammar, "Sports" is the next segment
in the show. Therefore, sports "is" on deck, not "are."--
point #2
USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 13:48:13 (EDT)
gramdebate
point #1
USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 13:45:52 (EDT)
it's funner to root for the underdog. and it's wicked easy to hate the NYY.
wicked. besides, the only good thing that happens today is when you start pounding
at fenway at 10:30 just to fend off the cold. this is first patriots day i've
missed in 4 years. burp. btw it's now 9-6 after 6.
doris
- Monday, April 21, 2003 at 13:33:45 (EDT)
Nice. Rock over Chiwaukee.
The Kid
USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 13:31:56 (EDT)
The Kid, I also found out yesterday that my field box tickets for Yankees/Cubs
at Wrigley came in.
Lester
USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 13:29:42 (EDT)
I am a bad, bad person.
The Kid
USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 12:58:38 (EDT)
Point to THIS
Gramcheck
USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 12:55:49 (EDT)
Correcting your grammar "are" for assholes, especially when it was right the
first time.
Lester
USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 12:54:45 (EDT)
Sports IS for assholes.
Gramcheck
USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 12:52:22 (EDT)
Sports are for assholes
Claus
USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 12:51:01 (EDT)
Hey Willy! 
Lester
USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 12:49:46 (EDT)
you gotdamn well know they're gonna let you down again...Doris...Fester...
Willard T. Brownsox
USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 12:45:27 (EDT)
Let me mention that I just GAVE The Kid a loge box seat ticket to the May 20th
Red Sox/Yankees game at Fenway, and he repays me by mocking my favorite team.
Asshole.
Lester
USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 12:37:25 (EDT)
I was pleased to see an NFL europe game on the tube Saturday night. For those
of us that find baseball to be the mother-of-all-sominex pills, the next couple
of months are a long and trying period. I can see now that we are moving forward
and some day soon the nirvana state of year round football will be achieved and
all will be well in the world.
football draft next on tap
USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 12:10:46 (EDT)
I feel so bad. In fact, I'm crying. Oh wait, that's only cause I'm laughin'
so hard...and I know, Willy, "no Yankees fans on the lurk..." so save yo breath.
I m just sayin'...
The Kid
USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 12:06:30 (EDT)
7-0 in the third. And no Nomaahhh today. Sigh.
Lester
USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 12:01:45 (EDT)
5-0 lester, we got 'em right where we want 'em.
doris
- Monday, April 21, 2003 at 11:58:11 (EDT)
Well I'm glad I could entertain you all with my flurry of lurks but now I'm
off to do something really important with my life...soo...lurk on...
BJ® <wallets@snaps.com>
USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 11:43:53 (EDT)
No BJ, this Pete Burr
Lester
USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 11:43:11 (EDT)
Okay, I'm only kidding. Understood.
BJ®
USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 11:40:52 (EDT)
Guess who's running the Bean Town Marathon?
non-guessers
click here
USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 11:39:48 (EDT)
Are we talking about THIS Pete Burr...?
BJ®
USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 11:38:34 (EDT)
It's not even noon and my beloved Red Sox are down by two runs in the second
inning. Oy vey.
Lester
USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 11:38:11 (EDT)
It's not even noon and my beloved Red Sox are down by two runs in the second
inning. Oy vey.
Lester
USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 11:38:04 (EDT)
No no, everything is fine with the members of the Magnums. In fact we all had
a mutually enjoyable circle jerk just the other night. But we are spliting up,
because...well, sometimes shit just doesn't work out.
Lester
USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 11:36:55 (EDT)
G'DAY, g*y- *ss Will.
BJ®
USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 11:33:45 (EDT)
do i smell a pete burr lynching in absentia?
no noose is good noose
USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 11:33:19 (EDT)
WOW! Now we're talking. Listen Kid, I'm only telling you this as a broad who's
been round the block and back, and then back out for some cigarettes and then
back and then around again (and so forth)- Being young is a HANDICAP in today's
music business.
BJ®
USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 11:32:38 (EDT)
It's a good thing Pete doesn't own a computer. Nor does he own a comb.
The Kid
USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 11:26:40 (EDT)
g(ay)'day mates
Willard T. Trooper
USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 11:26:26 (EDT)
Ouch!
croc
USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 11:25:32 (EDT)
"heroin/gay porn/gambling addictions? I thought those were prerequisites to
JOINING a rock'n'roll outfit" Only if you join a band with Pete Burr, Croc.
Lester
USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 11:23:05 (EDT)
Don't worry Kid you'll understand when you get older.
sum geriatric poser
USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 11:22:58 (EDT)
Plus The Kid peed all over our box of Magnums t-shirts.
Lester
USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 11:21:44 (EDT)
heroin/gay porn/gambling addictions? I thought those were prerequisites to
JOINING a rock'n'roll outfit.
croc-o-confusion
USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 11:21:39 (EDT)
And what the Christ is that supposed to mean, BJ? Too young...
The Kid
USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 11:21:08 (EDT)
ohhh...the Faberge eggs...wow...
BJ®
USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 11:20:45 (EDT)
Lester, don't forget my $1000-a-day Faberge Egg habit.
The Kid
USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 11:19:59 (EDT)
ohhh...the Kid fucked up....I knew it. Too young...
BJ®
USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 11:15:45 (EDT)
KID! Before I head off into the meat, can't you give me a hint? Do I have to
punch somebody in the troat for anybody? I bet Jerzy could stand on some hair...
BJ®
USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 11:14:45 (EDT)
The Magnums are spliting because The Kid's heroin/gay porn/gambling addictions
has been taking up too much of his time lately. You can watch the whole sorted
story on VH1's "Behind the Music: Some Shitty Local Band" episode.
Lester
Fox Point , RI USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 11:14:24 (EDT)
No joke. Just liked the sound of it.
PawucketLast.org
USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 11:13:15 (EDT)
Umm, let's just say that there were some irreconcilable differences between
a couple of the band members. Things that would not allow us to play together
any longer.
The Kid
USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 11:12:57 (EDT)
Ignore that phony Crushpoop.org. We're the real shiz. NUMBER TWO IN ALL THINGS
IS OUR MOTTO!!!
CrushpoopSecond.org
USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 11:10:30 (EDT)
Come spring I flip a wallet over each shoulder for a fresh look. So no, they
are not currently pointing to my crotch.
BJ®
USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 11:09:45 (EDT)
Aren't your wallet-tits already pointing there?
Crushpoop.org
USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 11:07:32 (EDT)
Note to Mashpee First.org- How about you get busy and get to pointing to my
crotch?
BJ®
USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 11:05:25 (EDT)
That MashpeeFirst.org has a case that's only hanging by a g-string. When I
get to court I'll expose them for what they really are (again pardon the expression).
Point, Dexter, Atmy, & Crotch Attorneys
At Law
USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 11:04:25 (EDT)
It was my incessant ribbing, wasn't it? Sure, I can dole it out but I'm really
very sensitve. I'm the first one to cry and get my feelings hurt when a joke goes
too far. I was just lashing out out of insecurity. Please don't break up over
my insensitive 'jokes". You guys really don't suck that bad and none of you seem
too old or fat for today's music!
BJ®
USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 11:00:02 (EDT)
I'm starting an organization in Mashpee to stop the spread (pardon the expression)
of strip clubs. There are so many strip clubs here that Main street is turning
into a dog-damned STRIP MALL!! STOP STRIP MALL SPRAWL!!! (again pardon the expression).
MashpeeFirst.org
USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 10:58:57 (EDT)
MJ, I am OK. Lester has not stuffed me in a duffel bag and tossed me into the
Woonasquatucket River. But yes, the Magnums are no mas.
The Kid
USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 10:56:13 (EDT)
Note to "Wearing Whire Sandals Before Memorial Day" -I ain't wearing nuthin
from that shop. That shroud they tried to sell me is WACK. It's got some greasy
outline of a weasel already on it!
Jesus®
From behind the rock, USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 10:55:21 (EDT)
Hey Hey-Zeus, I hear there's a nice shop in Turin that might have just what
you need.
Wearing White Sandals Before Memorial Day
USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 10:50:29 (EDT)
LESTER...HUH?!!! WHA...???!! I was only kidding all those times I said you
guys sucked! Where's the Kid?! What have you done with the kid? For the love of
Jesus® ANSWER ME!
BJ®
USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 10:49:53 (EDT)
Mashpee THIS! (and then I point to my crotch)
BJ®
USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 10:47:59 (EDT)
If you build it...
Field
of Nightmares
USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 10:47:42 (EDT)
I'm dead, I'm alive, I'm dead again-WHAT TO WEAR?!
Jesus®
USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 10:46:48 (EDT)
Any town called Mashpee has got to have a special place in the hearts of lurkers.
Crushpoop
(just south of Mashpee)
USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 10:45:10 (EDT)
Yo doris, they say dog bites man- no story, but if
man
bites dog....
USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 10:42:30 (EDT)
i got yer maypole RIGHT HEAH (points at crotch)
doris
- Monday, April 21, 2003 at 10:30:31 (EDT)
this had to hurt.
excedrin
headache #3,472
USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 09:58:32 (EDT)
The Magnums are no more? Lester we hardly knew ye.
unbeknownst to me
not IN the point, but not that far away either, USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at
09:11:12 (EDT)
A Blonde was down on her luck and in order to raise some money, she decided
to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. Going to a nearby playground, she picked
out a rich-looking kid, dragged him behind a tree and told him, "I've kidnapped
you."
She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning put $10,000
in a paper bag and put it under the oak tree next to the slide on the north side
of the playground. Signed, A Blonde".
The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to his parents.
The next morning the Blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting
beneath the oak tree. The Blonde opened up the bag and there was the $10,000 with
a note attached that said, "How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?!"
toe-headed croc
USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 09:04:38 (EDT)
Hey christ I got yer easter eggs right here! (as I gesture an index digit towards
my nether regions)
disgruntled boozer
USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 08:52:28 (EDT)
Once again friggin ancient christian blue law caa-caa interfered with a day
of proper bar hopping. Thank Dog the folks at Nick-A-Nees are a swell bunch-o-heathens.
Blessed be... Blessed be the beer givers that is. Next Saturday I'm invited to
a MayPole dance/celebration and they are incorporating potent potables into the
occasion. Pagans are just way more fun than them hey-zeus types.
croc
USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 08:48:01 (EDT)
And now it can be told: Stick a fork in the Magnums; we're offically all done.
I thank the Sizzler and fellow lurkers for their support, and I'll keep you all
posted on any future projects. The Magnums are dead -- Long Live the Sizzler!
The Artist Formally Known As Lester Magnum
Fox Point, RI USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 07:37:29 (EDT)
I got your big box store right here. Then I pointed to my crotch.
Point Crotch Point
USA - Sunday, April 20, 2003 at 19:25:56 (EDT)
I'm CUTE!
The Easter Bunbun
Grassy Knoll, USA - Sunday, April 20, 2003 at 18:50:21 (EDT)
I didn't plug it cuz yawl cheap bastids lurkuz! OK, this flower boy will push
the big spring sale on May 10th. Make your house and gardenz b-u-tiful. More info
to follow! BJ will BLOW it off anyway, she's afraid of the bridge trolls!
dexter
timwakefield, ri USA - Saturday, April 19, 2003 at 21:16:29 (EDT)
What crawled up yer ass, anyway?
and
creative!
new anus, USA - Saturday, April 19, 2003 at 13:52:13 (EDT)
DON'T CHA MISS THE GOOD OLD DAYS? Clinton Emotionally Ready To Start Getting
Blow Jobs Again NEW YORK—Five years after the Monica Lewinsky scandal, former
president Bill Clinton announced Tuesday that, at long last, he is emotionally
ready to start receiving blow jobs again. "It has been a long, difficult road,
but I am finally at a point in my life where I can receive oral sex from a woman
again," Clinton told reporters. "After many years of soul-searching and intensive
therapy, I am now able to enjoy getting blown without all that painful emotional
baggage overshadowing what should be a wonderful experience."
people from arkansas are so sensitive...
BJville, arkansas USA - Saturday, April 19, 2003 at 13:50:11 (EDT)
a new acoutrement for ze BS drumkit?
magical
little turds of joy
fecesburg, ASS USA - Saturday, April 19, 2003 at 13:40:10 (EDT)
the sale is today and dexter the bruins-hater said there's another quote "BIG"
sale on may 10th also. lawks a'mighty, doris am soo hungover. someone likes to
lurk like the fricking luftwaffe PR department when he's smashed. evidently.
doris
- Saturday, April 19, 2003 at 11:00:29 (EDT)
Dexter, is today the big sale? Why aren't you plugging it on the Lurk?
BJ®
USA - Saturday, April 19, 2003 at 10:09:36 (EDT)
Chong, take it from ONE WHO KNOWS. Just stay home. Music in general sucks and
I can't guarantee this night's offering will rise above the shit. Headliner included.
BJ®
USA - Saturday, April 19, 2003 at 10:08:36 (EDT)
I got my ticket to dicktator show yesterday. What time should I get there if
I want to skip opening bands?
Chong Lee
USA - Saturday, April 19, 2003 at 07:06:38 (EDT)
Who the frig is this doris guy? i don't remember him at the last gig.
too late to calculate
USA - Saturday, April 19, 2003 at 03:45:07 (EDT)
lurk update:
the president won the election because his little brother rigged a big state,
cheated like a bastage and got away with it. the president pissed off europe because
he had never ever been, thus was afraid of it, thus it wasn't good for texas,
thus it wasn't good for america. the microscopic-dicked president invaded a backwater
with a microscopic dick-tator because his niggaz make bling on oil and who the
fuck is gonna stop him...the judiciary???!! the senate?!!?!?!? HAHHAHAHAHAHA.
sleep tight america. benny goddam sizzler to the
goddam rescue. as always. a week from friday at the met. anonymous drummer and
undisclosed number of gitter-guys.
be there or be a TOTAL FUCKING PUSSY.
da.
doris d@y-@ss
had enuffa, this shit - Friday, April 18, 2003 at 23:47:06 (EDT)
Cheffy, Cheffy, Anyone heard from Cheffy?? Maybe a Crab got him, or he fell
into a vat, or sumthin??
Dexter
TimWakefield, RI USA - Friday, April 18, 2003 at 21:00:57 (EDT)
well off to the crucifixion. Hope there are some good seats left. I'm out((((()))))~~~~~~~~~
croc
USA - Friday, April 18, 2003 at 17:12:57 (EDT)
and check who's hiring the cops.
croc
USA - Friday, April 18, 2003 at 17:06:13 (EDT)
gee that ability to speak english should be really helpful in Iraq.
dumyafounded
USA - Friday, April 18, 2003 at 17:04:21 (EDT)
This I don't even believe. The shrub cartel JUST NOW decided to recruit police
experts. Some master plan they had, WTF!! Check the link if you wish to apply
and in no time you too could be in sunny Iraq giving Stumpy his next beating.
Officer O'Lurk
USA - Friday, April 18, 2003 at 17:02:02 (EDT)
No takers? If ya get curious the details are here
and here.
Would you believe I actually taught CCD at one point. Imagine me lecturing that
stuff at you.
croc on the mount
USA - Friday, April 18, 2003 at 16:58:19 (EDT)
Just put on the Trial Before Pilate from JC Superstar. Still waiting or the
39 lashes. Anybody remember Holy Cow's version of the 39 lashes? Or even better
does anybody know what was significance of it being 39 lashes?
croc-cified
USA - Friday, April 18, 2003 at 16:32:21 (EDT)
pardon, that's Paschal weirdness
croc
USA - Friday, April 18, 2003 at 16:24:43 (EDT)
Did I ever mention I was born on a Good Friday? My 11th birthday was on a Good
Friday too, but it's never happened since. Pascal weirdness aye?
croc
USA - Friday, April 18, 2003 at 16:13:17 (EDT)
Hey Drugsy
poop
USA - Friday, April 18, 2003 at 15:44:09 (EDT)
Drugsy I guess you didn't see the long pig story I posted earlier. The Gazelles
in Iraq have postponed their celebration of Atkins demise.
croc
USA - Friday, April 18, 2003 at 15:40:30 (EDT)
Check out these mugs. You have Hymie,
Gene, and
I used to have this mug as yours truly, croc,
on my bedroom mirror (I shit you not).
croc
USA - Friday, April 18, 2003 at 15:38:30 (EDT)
Hey Atkins, you gonna eat your fat? Ohh that's right you're dead.
Billy Baroo
USA - Friday, April 18, 2003 at 15:33:44 (EDT)
Did everybody hear the collective sigh of relief in the animal kingdom when
that Atkins fuckwad bit the dust?
Drugsy <I
got yer protein @ right here.com>
Old Long Pig BBQ, USA - Friday, April 18, 2003 at 15:30:39 (EDT)
I think Coop owes some royalties to Odd Rods.
Art F@g
USA - Friday, April 18, 2003 at 15:24:17 (EDT)
It used to be big points in the schoolyard wars to have a couple the cloth
wacky package stickers on your jean jacket. That and a pair of pro keds and you
were a superstar.
croc
USA - Friday, April 18, 2003 at 15:20:44 (EDT)
You think only today's kids like violent stuff?
Another
good one
USA - Friday, April 18, 2003 at 15:17:38 (EDT)
Vintage
Old School
Wacky P
USA - Friday, April 18, 2003 at 15:16:05 (EDT)
funny, my shift knob used to get that blue too.
croc reminiscing about his troops
USA - Friday, April 18, 2003 at 15:04:25 (EDT)
OOPS! I meant to cut back Mrs Klean a notch or two in size.
croc
USA - Friday, April 18, 2003 at 15:03:08 (EDT)
ODD RODS AND UGLY STICKERS!!! Holy crap am I ever having the mother of all
flashbacks
Here's Mr War's warbride
croc
USA - Friday, April 18, 2003 at 15:02:19 (EDT)
Well there's garbage pal kids.
Troop Movements
USA - Friday, April 18, 2003 at 14:49:42 (EDT)
Are you talking about Odd Rods?
Lester
USA - Friday, April 18, 2003 at 14:39:02 (EDT)
I LOVED WACKY PACKAGES!!!! Remember Mutt's Apple Sauce and Goon's Farm Apple
Wine? There was another card/sticker/gum thingy I liked even better, does anybody
remember what they used to call those wacky/monster/car/card/sticker/gum thingies?
croc
USA - Friday, April 18, 2003 at 14:31:48 (EDT)
I eat these for lunch
A Real Lurker
USA - Friday, April 18, 2003 at 14:22:59 (EDT)
Hey I never mentioned my new piece to you folks(currently still being edited).
It's called "Booger Crescendo". Ain't that a dandy name?
croc
USA - Friday, April 18, 2003 at 14:22:32 (EDT)
Sorry. I meant "W**K?!?" 
Maynard G Krebs
USA - Friday, April 18, 2003 at 14:01:05 (EDT)
Looks like the Marines are hard at w**k too. These guys REALLY should hire
a better PR firm. Guess this guy had a Weapon of Mouth Destruction.
Fighting My Gag Reflex
USA - Friday, April 18, 2003 at 13:57:26 (EDT)
SOME of us have to support our troops!
W**king for a Living
Central Falls, USA - Friday, April 18, 2003 at 13:52:46 (EDT)
that's a bad word you used Lester. W**k is a four-letter word in this here
three-fingered lurk.
croc
USA - Friday, April 18, 2003 at 13:47:32 (EDT)
Where the hell is everyone? Don't tell me they're actually working!
Lester
USA - Friday, April 18, 2003 at 13:42:54 (EDT)
Yeah. I meant to spell it like that. Turd.
Commitee Chaiman
USA - Friday, April 18, 2003 at 13:24:05 (EDT)
...WITH the exception of a Michael Caito review...
Benny Sizzler Ass Kiss Commitee Chaiman
USA - Friday, April 18, 2003 at 13:22:47 (EDT)
Just got my second offer for the egg.
my egghead is swelling
USA - Friday, April 18, 2003 at 13:21:40 (EDT)
Looks like the folks down at The Shrub Dud Ranch (note- it used to be dude
ranch, but the crooked E brought back bad memories) are all set to have a festive
Easter celebration dressed in their brand new Easter outfits.
croc
USA - Friday, April 18, 2003 at 13:09:24 (EDT)
that's how brits say hedgehog y'know. looky over there at that 'edgehog.
feeble attempt to avoid spallcheck
USA - Friday, April 18, 2003 at 13:04:59 (EDT)
is that a food processor that edgehog is sitting in?
almost lunchtime
USA - Friday, April 18, 2003 at 13:02:04 (EDT)
Hedgehog.
Lester
USA - Friday, April 18, 2003 at 12:56:54 (EDT)
There's hope for all drummers to beat the scourge of illicit drugs...
Join
The Drum Circle Jerk
USA - Friday, April 18, 2003 at 12:50:07 (EDT)
An article about the newest Deterrent.
Lester
USA - Friday, April 18, 2003 at 12:45:26 (EDT)
Yet another way to support your troops.
Lester
USA - Friday, April 18, 2003 at 12:44:06 (EDT)
Croc, have you seen this?
Lester
USA - Friday, April 18, 2003 at 12:36:17 (EDT)
BJ I got a feeling you might not be too happy about this one. Those troops
over there (not my troops) have moved on from slaughtering long-pig children....
"We hunted them with rocks, as Stone Age as that sounds," Wicksell said. "We gutted
them and skinned them and pretty much carried them over our shoulders barbarian-style."
croc
(not my troops, that's my story and I'm sticking to it... sticking to my underoos
that is)
USA - Friday, April 18, 2003 at 12:26:21 (EDT)
BJ, I was talking to a certin cub reporter about that just last night.
Lester
USA - Friday, April 18, 2003 at 12:21:05 (EDT)
Even the spooks say this has gone too far
croc
USA - Friday, April 18, 2003 at 12:21:05 (EDT)
Hey Lester, is your boss prepared for the full wrath of METALtown next week?
BJ®
USA - Friday, April 18, 2003 at 12:09:58 (EDT)
Where's YUP when you need him?
BJ®
USA - Friday, April 18, 2003 at 12:08:24 (EDT)
I'm torn between two lines in that last lester-link
the potatoes seem like vitamins. Semen-dipped vitamins.
and
I think the company line says that we're looking at bacon up above, but I can't
seem to shake the idea that Swanson is trying to feed people horse scabs.
breakfast choices have reached a new level I'd say.
croc
USA - Friday, April 18, 2003 at 12:06:01 (EDT)
Lester you are hitting the links today, but step aside and check my shiz out
croc
USA - Friday, April 18, 2003 at 11:58:56 (EDT)
"I know what I like, and I like a lot of it!"
Lester
USA - Friday, April 18, 2003 at 11:55:37 (EDT)
Now we're talkin'! Croc and BJ, both of you can get below my troops and blow
my troops! Yeah!
Lester
USA - Friday, April 18, 2003 at 11:48:16 (EDT)
Don't make me conjure up Mr. Yup.
Wee Gee Bored
Cosmic Psychosis, USA - Friday, April 18, 2003 at 11:47:14 (EDT)
Shut yer snaps up BJ!
getting snappy now
USA - Friday, April 18, 2003 at 11:38:06 (EDT)
Shut the fvck up Lester! Is that better?
croc
USA - Friday, April 18, 2003 at 11:37:07 (EDT)
Yeah, where are all the usual fat/old/washed-up/immature/stupid/pathetic existences/man-dancing
insults?
BJ®
USA - Friday, April 18, 2003 at 11:36:14 (EDT)
Link Review--
that skelator YMCA is an absolute gas. I give it two bums up and one pee stain.
Ok, I'm feeling generous today one and a half pee stains.
Croc-o-dial Undee
USA - Friday, April 18, 2003 at 11:35:58 (EDT)
Jebus, what's with everyone being nice on the Lurk today?
Lester
USA - Friday, April 18, 2003 at 11:32:13 (EDT)
agreed there, makes it sound like the band got three fingers not five. if you'll
pardon the expression frilly
croc
USA - Friday, April 18, 2003 at 11:32:01 (EDT)
Lester, don't get me wrong. That initial link was TOPS. It was no "Support
our Troops", but it was close.
BJ®
USA - Friday, April 18, 2003 at 11:29:39 (EDT)
Listen, keener, it wasn't THAT great of a review. There were some key personel
not mentioned and it didn't mention my huge tits, so calm down.
BJ®
USA - Friday, April 18, 2003 at 11:27:58 (EDT)
AND LESTER GOT THE #42,000 LURK!!!
..........not that I'm bitter or anything
crying croc-o-dial tiers
USA - Friday, April 18, 2003 at 11:25:14 (EDT)
IT'S A FVCKIN EXCELLENT REVIEW! I'm just jealous you stole the thunder from
my eggsellent egg. Congrats all around. Does this mean you guys have to start
playing real gigs? You're going to go off and get famous and be on the road forever
and ever and LEAVE me to lurk alone, aren't ya? AREN'T YA? I bet you'll even hire
Jerzy and chef to cook for ya, so I won't even them to kick around. It'll be just
me here ranting on endlessly about nothing by myself, but go ahead and be world
class sensation, see if I care. Don't let ME hold you back!
.........not that I'm bitter or anything
croc
USA - Friday, April 18, 2003 at 11:23:33 (EDT)
Sorry you disapprove BJ. From now on I'll only link to the highest quality
webpages.
Lester
Fox Point, RI USA - Friday, April 18, 2003 at 11:19:18 (EDT)
Lester, that's cool, but the blink is cheesy Flsah stuff. Just the guy staring
would have done the trick, no?
BJ®
USA - Friday, April 18, 2003 at 11:05:13 (EDT)
#42,000!
Lester
Fox Point, RI USA - Friday, April 18, 2003 at 11:00:21 (EDT)
croc, in all my years in da biz, I have to say that was one of the best reviews
any project I've been in has received. What you talkin bout willis?
BJ®
USA - Friday, April 18, 2003 at 10:56:04 (EDT)
Pic from same day as the made-for-TV statue toppling. Looks like a look-alike
to me. How deceptive of them to stage a phony rally. Only the lowest of despots
would sink to such nasty tactics.
body
slamming our resident goebbels
USA - Friday, April 18, 2003 at 10:26:45 (EDT)
Lucky for me Bob Gulla weren't the judge in the egg contest. Yes, I have emerged
victoriuos again and have been recognized by my peers as having less of a life
than anyone else in the building. Well, they called it "most artistic", but I
saw they were looking at me.
yolking my chicken as we speak
USA - Friday, April 18, 2003 at 10:18:21 (EDT)
"There’s even some decent guitar playing on it."
OOH! That hurt.
"Benny Sizzler is so ripe right now...."
Everybody in unison-HOW RIPE IS IT?
croc
USA - Friday, April 18, 2003 at 10:08:59 (EDT)
"Different drummers round out the lineup, as far as I can tell."
That is just plain harsh. Funny, but oh so harsh. Maybe if you got rid of that
gay-@ss necklace you could get a recount.
croc
USA - Friday, April 18, 2003 at 10:02:44 (EDT)
mental note: BJ® played with L7 for three years before 'hooking up' with
Lisa Loeb.
doris
- Friday, April 18, 2003 at 08:37:54 (EDT)
We feel your support, Lurk. God Bless Lurk.
The Troops <Clang@bang.com>
The Middle Earth, - Thursday, April 17, 2003 at 21:38:05 (EDT)
don. come now. "anvil heavy" = shotgun. and "chillingly"?
doris
- Thursday, April 17, 2003 at 19:04:31 (EDT)
Pope: This year's crucifixion will be a day early.
doris
- Thursday, April 17, 2003 at 18:19:57 (EDT)
If Willy was mentioned as "Willy" does that constitute ink for the drummer?
Don
Dongotnoink, USA - Thursday, April 17, 2003 at 17:38:34 (EDT)
When do I get my time in the sun? I work these three digits to the bone and
I can't get one line of fuckin ink?
Willy
USA - Thursday, April 17, 2003 at 17:22:20 (EDT)
DORIS!
BJ®
USA - Thursday, April 17, 2003 at 17:21:05 (EDT)
speechless.
doris
- Thursday, April 17, 2003 at 16:45:22 (EDT)
KIRKSVILLE, MO--Jon Strauss, 22, a Kirksville video-store manager, announced
Monday that he supports U.S. troops "100 percent"--with the exception of the ones
with whom he went to high school.
Jacques Strapp, BS Cub Reporter
USA - Thursday, April 17, 2003 at 16:37:43 (EDT)
What about me? I'm the sex appeal behind the band...
Plectrum
USA - Thursday, April 17, 2003 at 16:35:12 (EDT)
What am I? Chopped 3 fingered liver?
Willy
USA - Thursday, April 17, 2003 at 16:34:28 (EDT)
Yo FACE, why don't you support THIS...
BJ®
USA - Thursday, April 17, 2003 at 16:21:17 (EDT)
i'm back
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^›
USA - Thursday, April 17, 2003 at 15:25:58 (EDT)
Bean Town look out! My troops are headed your way. I'm out((((()))))~~~~~
croc
USA - Thursday, April 17, 2003 at 14:36:21 (EDT)
My troops gave me the Freudian slip.
General Colon Bowell
USA - Thursday, April 17, 2003 at 14:32:20 (EDT)
My troops are restless, but the general seems numb to their plight
General
Anus Thesia
USA - Thursday, April 17, 2003 at 14:27:09 (EDT)
speaking of, *oris is currently getting his ASS kicked in yahoo fantasy baseball
by the little sister of sully from godsmack. i ask you.
*oris
- Thursday, April 17, 2003 at 14:18:13 (EDT)
My troops have gotten the sack thing down, but they can't seem to pillage.
F Trooper
USA - Thursday, April 17, 2003 at 14:18:11 (EDT)
Mine is sagging
Haywood
USA - Thursday, April 17, 2003 at 14:12:37 (EDT)
My troops moral is low.
Lefty
Me, ME - Thursday, April 17, 2003 at 14:11:31 (EDT)
We have a new hit racing up the charts worlwide!
Chop
Of The Tarts!
USA - Thursday, April 17, 2003 at 14:08:37 (EDT)
Newsflash!- US prevents terrorist reinforcements from entering Iraq!
STOP
THE ALMS RACE!!!!
USA - Thursday, April 17, 2003 at 13:50:34 (EDT)
The roofies wore off again, didn't they?
Shite stirrer
USA - Thursday, April 17, 2003 at 13:39:51 (EDT)
struck out again gotdamnit
whiff out Willy
USA - Thursday, April 17, 2003 at 13:33:20 (EDT)
This should help ease the onset of enemy invaders, scratchy. 
Anti-personnel
USA - Thursday, April 17, 2003 at 13:31:49 (EDT)
my troops are itchy
scratch'n'sniff
USA - Thursday, April 17, 2003 at 13:19:05 (EDT)
I know that there are a few baseball fans here, so I'll post this. Pitch-by-pitch
updates of every live game, from Yahoo sports.
Lester
Fenway Park, MA USA - Thursday, April 17, 2003 at 13:12:37 (EDT)
that shit is EFFED THE EFFIN' EFF UP
effin' Willy
USA - Thursday, April 17, 2003 at 13:04:53 (EDT)
Break out your wallets and let the bidding begin.
Some
shit starter
USA - Thursday, April 17, 2003 at 13:02:13 (EDT)
Anybody know if Joe Camel headed home after he got fired?
LS/MFT
USA - Thursday, April 17, 2003 at 12:55:22 (EDT)
Does 21 million gallons of dioxin qualify as a WMD chem warfare violation?
Agent
Brown
USA - Thursday, April 17, 2003 at 12:13:48 (EDT)
2 choice quotes--
We should build a large statue of George W. Bush in Baghdad so the Iraqis have
something to topple next year.
"Bush is now trying to find common ground between Turks and Kurds. Since he's
a turd, he may just be the perfect man for the job!"
Benny Bartlett's Book-O-Quotes
USA - Thursday, April 17, 2003 at 11:54:43 (EDT)
More hedgehogs.
Lester
USA - Thursday, April 17, 2003 at 11:48:13 (EDT)
Are there any good sales at the GAAP this week?
Benny Bean Counter
USA - Thursday, April 17, 2003 at 11:14:02 (EDT)
The cost of people should be capitalized if it affects cash flows beyond the
current fiscal year, if the cash flow affects can be considered current then they
should be expensed in the current fiscal cycle. My guess is that the cash flow
impact will continue for many years. So yes, those people should be capitalized.
I'll have to do a little research to be sure whether they should be amortized,
depreciated, or depleted.
Benny Bean Counter
USA - Thursday, April 17, 2003 at 11:07:39 (EDT)
holy storm troopers
unwanted Willy
USA - Thursday, April 17, 2003 at 10:55:40 (EDT)
Shouldn't that be capitalized? Those People? Sorta like You People or Them
or They?
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Thursday, April 17, 2003 at 10:38:59 (EDT)
I'm not related but I have seen four balls.
Jerry Trupiano
Kenmore Square, MA - Thursday, April 17, 2003 at 10:28:50 (EDT)
Screw the leg. look at that acne. Ewww. Those people are disgusting.
Peggy Apendagé
USA - Thursday, April 17, 2003 at 10:27:39 (EDT)
Dear god. I open up the lurk this morning and see not one but TWO disturbing
things: 
"TROOPS" And then of course, Stumpy. GEEZ-O!
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Thursday, April 17, 2003 at 09:55:25 (EDT)
my troops are fat from just hanging around all the time.
croc-o-lard
USA - Thursday, April 17, 2003 at 09:50:35 (EDT)
All right...who's fat?
The De-esteeminator
USA - Thursday, April 17, 2003 at 09:25:03 (EDT)
I think this shot would be improved if the US soldier would pick up the prosthetic
stump and beat the tied-up Iraqi guy about the head.
Stumpy The Iraqi Appendage
USA - Thursday, April 17, 2003 at 09:19:25 (EDT)
I support my troops and fondle them nightly, tickling them ever so gently under
their sack. And when they're away I write to them daily telling them I hope they
come home in time for x-mas.
croc
USA - Thursday, April 17, 2003 at 09:14:52 (EDT)
BMI? My Bowel Movement Index is at least a 40 and I don't have a clue what
that indicates.
croc
USA - Thursday, April 17, 2003 at 09:10:23 (EDT)
Hey, whoever is posting as me will do well to stop. While I am a bit husky,
I am nowhere near that obese. In fact, my BMI is only a 27. It needs to be 31
to be clinically "fat." I'm gonna tell my mom on you.
The REAL Kid
USA - Thursday, April 17, 2003 at 08:50:14 (EDT)
hey lester, QUALITY shit: "At no point did the protest turn violent, though
officers escorted Heywood Jablome away after he held up a sign directly in front
of Burk that read "Make me dinner" before shouting "Oprah rules."
boris
- Thursday, April 17, 2003 at 08:02:45 (EDT)
quack
sergei fedorov
detroit, - Thursday, April 17, 2003 at 07:45:01 (EDT)
Heywood Jablowme was arrested last weekend in Augusta (near the end of the
article)
Lester
USA - Thursday, April 17, 2003 at 07:12:47 (EDT)
Your band is really hot tonight.
Haywood Jablome
Carver High, USA - Wednesday, April 16, 2003 at 22:48:38 (EDT)
Boy boris is touchy these days. I am free of leg acne, but do have a horrible
case of crotch rot. Towel me dry doris, apply cream to my Ball-Deli! Hey, where's
Cheffie?
dexter
Timwakefield, ri USA - Wednesday, April 16, 2003 at 20:03:02 (EDT)
I've had quite enuf of this endless chit-chat
chirp chirp chirp
fvck it I'm out((((()))))~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
croc
USA - Wednesday, April 16, 2003 at 19:59:51 (EDT)
still here
crocing OT
USA - Wednesday, April 16, 2003 at 19:10:47 (EDT)
here's an unexpected bit of honesty. Maybe Powell is looking for a little redemption
for more recent actions
croc
USA - Wednesday, April 16, 2003 at 18:21:38 (EDT)
he's going to have a little trouble stealing anything from here on in. No three-fingered
discounts for him, if you'll pardon the expression.
croc
USA - Wednesday, April 16, 2003 at 18:16:19 (EDT)
holy 3 fingered Iraqi...that guy's stealing my tunder
3fingerWilly
USA - Wednesday, April 16, 2003 at 17:31:24 (EDT)
You might find this one a bit disarming
Trading Card Set #2
USA - Wednesday, April 16, 2003 at 17:13:17 (EDT)
It's FUN FUN FUN! Collect and trade them all!
Trading Card Set #1
USA - Wednesday, April 16, 2003 at 17:12:06 (EDT)
No, this is ME!
The
Kid
USA - Wednesday, April 16, 2003 at 17:07:02 (EDT)
separated at birth
The Kid
USA - Wednesday, April 16, 2003 at 17:06:00 (EDT)
Proctor after a shave down
USA - Wednesday, April 16, 2003 at 17:04:24 (EDT)
Willy, banish your dirt to the land of wind and ghosts. 
The Kid
USA - Wednesday, April 16, 2003 at 16:57:33 (EDT)
Guy seen at saddam statue toppling
and some guy
COINCIDENCE? I think not.
Remodeling My Tinfoil Hat
USA - Wednesday, April 16, 2003 at 16:57:00 (EDT)
BJ® recommends this soap for Willy's anois.
USA - Wednesday, April 16, 2003 at 16:44:50 (EDT)
I SAID get out of my yard you little shits.
BJ®
USA - Wednesday, April 16, 2003 at 16:42:00 (EDT)
The Nissan Sparkle
Nissan
USA - Wednesday, April 16, 2003 at 16:35:57 (EDT)
Heard Ford is phasing out the Taurus, thank dog I'm an Aries.
sum astro van
USA - Wednesday, April 16, 2003 at 16:01:43 (EDT)
my croc looky but no touchy under age thai girls
updating my mailbride lists
USA - Wednesday, April 16, 2003 at 15:59:01 (EDT)
Beware of flying "errant swine". Suspect is described as "of medium stature
and build."
don't
be such a boar
USA - Wednesday, April 16, 2003 at 15:56:30 (EDT)
Check out the little Thai place that Proctor found to lunch at. I hear the
Pad Thai is exquisite.
Papa Ratzi
USA - Wednesday, April 16, 2003 at 15:45:03 (EDT)
And novelty soap #3... 
The Kid
USA - Wednesday, April 16, 2003 at 15:37:03 (EDT)
And novelty soap #2
Would you believe Saddam In A Soap On A Rope?
Saddam Soap!
AKA - Dope in a Soap on a Rope
also available-
The Clean Up Terrorism Set &
Security Alert Soap Set
croc-on-a-rope
USA - Wednesday, April 16, 2003 at 15:28:06 (EDT)
It's best to have a clean hedehog
Hedgehog Personal Service Bar
Rich Vanilla scented, small bar, ideal to carry with you when you travel.
4 per pack
croc cleans up his act
USA - Wednesday, April 16, 2003 at 15:20:42 (EDT)
eye shoor kin spel gud tood aye.
Thuh Cidd
USA - Wednesday, April 16, 2003 at 15:11:50 (EDT)
Holy shit! Willy, don't you shave like every 20 minutes? " Men who shaved less
than once a day were also less likely to be married, have fewer orgasms, to smoke
and to work in manual occupations." Wait a minute...I only shave onve every harvest
moon...uh oh.
The
Kid
USA - Wednesday, April 16, 2003 at 15:10:12 (EDT)
just feeling
rascally
USA - Wednesday, April 16, 2003 at 15:04:37 (EDT)
Ted Rall On The Saddam-Statue-Made-For-TV-Event and the "art critics" that
tore the statue down--
"Actually, they were 150 imported art critics. The statue bashers were militiamen
of the Iraqi National Congress, an anti-Saddam outfit led by one Ahmed Chalabi.
The INC was flown into Iraq by the Pentagon over CIA and State Department protests.
Chalabi is Rumsfeld's choice to become Iraq's next puppet president. Photos at
the indispensable Information Clearing House website place one of Chalabi's aides
at the supposedly spontaneous outpouring of pro-American Saddam bashing at Firdus
Square."
Hell it was such a popular show they should consider doing these "spontaneous
outpourings" as pay-per-views
TV=Reality
USA - Wednesday, April 16, 2003 at 14:21:10 (EDT)
GRAMCHECK- What I popped
croc-a-doodle-doo
USA - Wednesday, April 16, 2003 at 14:12:05 (EDT)
almost forgot what popped in to post. On the war=peace tip- Who needs an army?
Just pay 150 of your close friends to cheer and keep the camera angle tight. Berlin
Wall comparison? Total BS!
I croc, you
croc, we all croc for Iraq
USA - Wednesday, April 16, 2003 at 14:10:14 (EDT)
guess I answered em purty quick too.
croc is ready for the lightning round
USA - Wednesday, April 16, 2003 at 14:05:47 (EDT)
8 out of 9- missed the hash brownie question
croc
USA - Wednesday, April 16, 2003 at 14:03:37 (EDT)
Ok Lester, Croc, here you go. Hell if I can answer these, but give it a good
whack.
The Kid
USA - Wednesday, April 16, 2003 at 13:57:08 (EDT)
WAR = PEACE IGNORANCE = STRENGTH SLAVERY = FREEDOM Croc's platform sound's
rather familiar...
Some Muckraker
USA - Wednesday, April 16, 2003 at 13:43:46 (EDT)
i just wanna be loved is that so wrong
unloveable Willard
USA - Wednesday, April 16, 2003 at 13:31:07 (EDT)
I just wanna be Undersecretary, I don't care if she's blonde, brunette, or
whatever. Come to think of it I wouldn't mind be Ubersecretary too.
croc is running for orifice
USA - Wednesday, April 16, 2003 at 13:26:00 (EDT)
yo pee brown, yellow is down
croc
USA - Wednesday, April 16, 2003 at 13:23:42 (EDT)
If you pee brown, you should seek medical assistance.
pee yellow
USA - Wednesday, April 16, 2003 at 13:12:55 (EDT)
Is pee yellow up or down from where we was?
Pee Brown
USA - Wednesday, April 16, 2003 at 13:07:34 (EDT)
Willy for undersecretary of veteran affairs!
Skip-Bo
USA - Wednesday, April 16, 2003 at 13:07:17 (EDT)
FACE for V.P.!
Bo
USA - Wednesday, April 16, 2003 at 12:50:13 (EDT)
Jerzy for President!
Bo
USA - Wednesday, April 16, 2003 at 12:49:52 (EDT)
It's official we're back on our beloved pee-yellow alert
croc
USA - Wednesday, April 16, 2003 at 12:26:54 (EDT)
sum gay guy- "sweetie, where would you like me to put this dildo?"
sum other gay guy- "oh just put in anois."
a gay-a$$ necklace
USA - Wednesday, April 16, 2003 at 12:25:47 (EDT)
If I get a digitized snap I will pass along a view of my superior martha-stewart-can-kizz-my-shiz-EGG
somethin in my basket is cracked
USA - Wednesday, April 16, 2003 at 12:22:40 (EDT)
Is it my corpse?
Anois Sadat
USA - Wednesday, April 16, 2003 at 12:17:24 (EDT)
Get out of my yard you little bastards!
BJ®
USA - Wednesday, April 16, 2003 at 12:15:59 (EDT)
Croc, let's see that bad boy! Maybe the Sizzla can put them up on the merch
page. Kinda like a Faberge egg, but rarer and more eggspensive. And if you can
make it sing the "Brown Eggs are local eggs" song when you wind it up, that would
be even fucking cooler.
The Kid
USA - Wednesday, April 16, 2003 at 12:09:40 (EDT)
sumpin smells
Willy's anois
USA - Wednesday, April 16, 2003 at 11:59:33 (EDT)
spallcheck- Ensues
sum lurker
USA - Wednesday, April 16, 2003 at 11:47:28 (EDT)
Eggsellent Lester!
croc
USA - Wednesday, April 16, 2003 at 11:45:14 (EDT)
My egg is mounted and displayed and if I do say so myself, (and I do) it is
EGGS-PEE-ALLEY-DOH-SHIZ!!!!
STUPER-CROC-O-FRAG-O-VISCOUS-EGGS-PEE-ALLEY-DOH-SHIZ
USA - Wednesday, April 16, 2003 at 11:43:57 (EDT)
I remember the name Greg Goode because when the art inspector came by, he saw
the forgery and said "Hmmm...It's Goode..." Rob says "You mean it's valuable?"
The art inspector says "No, I didn't say it was good, I said it was Goode." And
then, of course, hilarity insues.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, April 16, 2003 at 11:40:28 (EDT)
The great american pastime shows a crack as big as the Liberty Bell's
smoking the crack of the bat
USA - Wednesday, April 16, 2003 at 11:24:34 (EDT)
Greg Goode? Did you google that answer or do you have even less of a life than
me?
croc
USA - Wednesday, April 16, 2003 at 11:08:33 (EDT)
Pickles
New Rochelle, NY USA - Wednesday, April 16, 2003 at 11:06:13 (EDT)
It was a forgery of American Gothic by Grant Wood, done by a famous forgerer
named Greg Goode.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, April 16, 2003 at 11:01:23 (EDT)
No the painting was the pitchfork and ugly old folk thing..... I think?
croc
USA - Wednesday, April 16, 2003 at 10:55:50 (EDT)
painting was The Blue Boy I believe (or was that Hogan's Heroes?), but Artinis
is easy it was Sinatra
NEXT!
croc
USA - Wednesday, April 16, 2003 at 10:54:15 (EDT)
Wasn't that The Thomas Crown Affair?
The Kid
USA - Wednesday, April 16, 2003 at 10:53:07 (EDT)
Hey Croc, do you remember the one where Rob and Laura bought a painting by
a guy named Artanis at a yard sale, and thought there was a more famous painter's
work underneath? They wipe off the top painting only to discover that the one
underneath is a worthless forgery. The kicker is that they discover that the top
painting, the Artanis one, was done by someone famous and worth a lot of money.
My triva question to you: Artanis was a pseudonym for whom?
Lester
USA - Wednesday, April 16, 2003 at 10:48:53 (EDT)
A different take on NYC via
The Cartoon Webcam
USA - Wednesday, April 16, 2003 at 10:43:08 (EDT)
Lester beat you to the buzzer Blob
croc
USA - Wednesday, April 16, 2003 at 10:38:17 (EDT)
The Liberty Bell
Blob
USA - Wednesday, April 16, 2003 at 10:20:42 (EDT)
DING! DING! DING! Lester wins the contest and proves out the value of watching
60's TV reruns. That means you win this nifty...
Link
To A Certain Theme Song (insert crazed game show bells and asundry noises)
USA - Wednesday, April 16, 2003 at 10:04:51 (EDT)
Why watch TV Land when you can read Television
Without Pity?!
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Wednesday, April 16, 2003 at 10:03:05 (EDT)
WHAT on earth are you people talking about?!
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Wednesday, April 16, 2003 at 10:01:14 (EDT)
what don't nobody round here watch TVLand?
Sluggo
USA - Wednesday, April 16, 2003 at 10:00:22 (EDT)
Croc, it was the Liberty Bell
Lester
USA - Wednesday, April 16, 2003 at 09:59:20 (EDT)
Episode #134- Odd But True
First Aired: November 3, 1965
Writers: Garry Marshall, Jerry Belson
Director: Jerry Paris
Guest Stars: James Millhollin, Hope Summers, Peter Oliphant, David Fresco, Bert
May, Ray Kellogg
Rob becomes a reluctant candidate for the "Odd But True" newspaper column when
Ritchie connects the freckles on his back and discovers the (insert answer to
inane croc quiz).
Bill Persky and Sam Denoff begin their stint as producers with this episode, after
Carl Reiner takes a temporary leave to appear in The Russians Are Coming, The
Russians Are Coming.
BIG FAT HINT
USA - Wednesday, April 16, 2003 at 09:58:35 (EDT)
Strap on, strap off? Wrong spermicide breath. NEXT!
croc
USA - Wednesday, April 16, 2003 at 09:16:39 (EDT)
mary tyler moore's strap-on?
boris
- Wednesday, April 16, 2003 at 08:54:10 (EDT)
The doris tirade reminds me of an old Dick Van Dyke Show. In the episode little
Richy plays connect the freckles on dad's back (illegal in most states). Upon
connecting said dots, lo and below me, Richy and pal realize that it's a picture
of someone/something famous. At the end of the episode it turns out it's chicken
pox not freckles, HOWEVER the lurk quiz of the day IS... (insert Vegas style drum
roll and rim shot)....
dramatic pause
What was that connect-the-pox-thingy on Dick Van Dyke's back?
croc
USA - Wednesday, April 16, 2003 at 08:42:06 (EDT)
boris is not Bo though he does sporadically heart cheffy. he has ink in more
than one place and thus requests that dexter blow him. on request and for a fee
he will grow a mammoth crop of leg zits in the shape of 1) the province of ontario,
2) the 14th hole of augusta including sand traps, or 3) the campfire scene from
'blazing saddles' featuring buddy hackett.
viktor (boris' agent)
- Wednesday, April 16, 2003 at 08:08:21 (EDT)
I heart Chef
Bo
USA - Tuesday, April 15, 2003 at 23:31:04 (EDT)
Boris zits are in the shape of a tattoo.
BJ
USA - Tuesday, April 15, 2003 at 20:33:57 (EDT)
Dexter, Big World is at the Met tonight 9:30 or something. BYO Genesee.
Don
Anoiston, USA - Tuesday, April 15, 2003 at 20:08:42 (EDT)
When you see Boris at the gig, forget the leg zits, have him show you his tattoo!
Dexter
timwakefield, ri USA - Tuesday, April 15, 2003 at 20:02:07 (EDT)
yer on yer own folks. I'm out{{{}}}~~~
croc
USA - Tuesday, April 15, 2003 at 17:35:44 (EDT)
A little inspiration for those doing their taxes tonight. Ain't it wonderful
to be a buddy-o-shrub's.
Benny Bean Counter
USA - Tuesday, April 15, 2003 at 17:32:11 (EDT)
more shiz on massacre
Baghdad
Benny
USA - Tuesday, April 15, 2003 at 17:00:38 (EDT)
Friday fo Frillard?
Anois
USA - Tuesday, April 15, 2003 at 17:00:24 (EDT)
some massively funky illing bug is making the circuits around here. I've done
my best to stave it off with beer and inane lurks. So far so good. I recommend
a shot of blackberry brandy for what ails ya. It's the wonder cure for all bowel
disruptions, I shit you not.
somehow the lurk always seems at its best when centered around horrific body functions.
croc
USA - Tuesday, April 15, 2003 at 16:59:27 (EDT)
your "anois" as the French would say, is a very dangerous thing Don Bomb...very...
ALL frilly ALL the time
USA - Tuesday, April 15, 2003 at 16:58:50 (EDT)
damn that pick-weilding Irishm'n
Frilly
USA - Tuesday, April 15, 2003 at 16:55:53 (EDT)
Granted, I am not known for my intestinal stability, but what unearthly madness
has come forth from my stink hole today I doo not know. It maybe a good thing
to cancel recital this evening. Afterall napalm sticks to post adolescents as
well as kids.
Don
Landfill, USA - Tuesday, April 15, 2003 at 16:48:21 (EDT)
weapons of GAS destuction
mighty anus
boofville, butt island USof ASS - Tuesday, April 15, 2003 at 16:22:19 (EDT)
i think you should put nipples on your toms and maybe wrap the snare in beaver
pelt boy, is that a panty on your head?
paper love doll
USA - Tuesday, April 15, 2003 at 16:19:04 (EDT)
don't y'all trust me to do your taxes?
croc
USA - Tuesday, April 15, 2003 at 16:13:40 (EDT)
Frilly, Plectrum opting "out" for tonight's bulkhead sesh (something about
Federal returns) What say you to FRIDAY?
Benny Sizzler Practice Coordinator
USA - Tuesday, April 15, 2003 at 16:06:58 (EDT)
From a stock site commenting on earnings reports...
....HCA Inc. (HCA 29.04 -7.03) , a hospital concern, is second, as they warned
because not enough people were sick...
Is that beautiful or what? Not enough people are sick. Alright people, for the
sake of the economy please pick up a batch of SARS on your way home
croc
USA - Tuesday, April 15, 2003 at 15:23:57 (EDT)
Before criticizing someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then, when you do criticize
them, you will be a mile away and have their shoes.
Benny Wisdom Guy
USA - Tuesday, April 15, 2003 at 14:59:47 (EDT)
better bring the hedgehog clippers
Willy
USA - Tuesday, April 15, 2003 at 14:24:29 (EDT)
We could shave Willy's head! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHA!
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Tuesday, April 15, 2003 at 14:22:57 (EDT)
I'll have a couch, a futon and a sleeping bag and pad. Willy can sleep in the
bathtub. We can make rice krispie treats (with fluff for those of us who do not
eat aminals) and do each other's make-up and nails!
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Tuesday, April 15, 2003 at 14:14:07 (EDT)
some in the Sizz crash and burn pretty effin' hard too
Willard
USA - Tuesday, April 15, 2003 at 14:11:11 (EDT)
I'd be down with letting Benny Sizzler crash at my new pad iffin they ever
come down and play NYC. It's not a huge place, but it could be arranged.
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Tuesday, April 15, 2003 at 14:06:01 (EDT)
Want me to tell you where you can stick Willy's fourth finger....wink, wink,
nudge, nudge?
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Tuesday, April 15, 2003 at 14:03:00 (EDT)
Benny Sizzler is supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. And how!
Ass-kissing Lurker
USA - Tuesday, April 15, 2003 at 14:01:18 (EDT)
hey, what about me? and yeah...the good ol' non-soap box days...
Willy's fourth finger
USA - Tuesday, April 15, 2003 at 14:00:07 (EDT)
Guess what?! Willy is the dreamiest of drummers.
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Tuesday, April 15, 2003 at 13:58:59 (EDT)
I love Willy's three fingers. There. I said it.
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Tuesday, April 15, 2003 at 13:55:14 (EDT)
Spallcheck! bedrooM.
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Tuesday, April 15, 2003 at 13:53:41 (EDT)
Remember the old dayz when the lurk was more lurky? I miss those dayz. Are
we there yet? Mom! MJ®! Somebody farted! Hey! Did I tell you guyz that I'm going
to be moving into Manhattan proper? Friend is subletting me a nice little two
bedroom in the East Village for less than I'm paying for my one bedroon in JC.
It's a 5th floor walk-up, and I'll have to reverse commute to JC to work, but
it's worth it...does this mean I hafta change my name?
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Tuesday, April 15, 2003 at 13:52:44 (EDT)
Brass destruction. 
Lester
USA - Tuesday, April 15, 2003 at 13:44:54 (EDT)
No, I said weapons of GRASS destruction. 
The Kid
USA - Tuesday, April 15, 2003 at 13:32:27 (EDT)
Did someone mention ass destruction? 
Some Shit-Starter
USA - Tuesday, April 15, 2003 at 12:47:47 (EDT)
eff the feds!
tax-free Willy
USA - Tuesday, April 15, 2003 at 12:39:55 (EDT)
Don't forget our super-secret Weapon of
Ass
Destruction
USA - Tuesday, April 15, 2003 at 12:28:59 (EDT)
This is bad, very bad in a very big way
DEEP
DEEP DOO-DOO
USA - Tuesday, April 15, 2003 at 12:01:29 (EDT)
Croc, I can be even more un-PC than you. Ebonics wrod of the day, pt. 2- ARAPAHO
"Arapaho in da mouf, ev'y time da bitch talk back to me."
The Kid
USA - Tuesday, April 15, 2003 at 11:38:24 (EDT)
Weapons of Mask Destruction Found!!
My Mask Error Is Running
USA - Tuesday, April 15, 2003 at 11:37:07 (EDT)
one word- thorough
Buck Fush
Mega Link
USA - Tuesday, April 15, 2003 at 11:30:15 (EDT)
It's very unPC, but I had to laugh at this one from the message board for that
story
Ebonics Word of Day: OMELETTE
Lat's use in a sentance...
I should pop yo ass for wat you jus said, but omelette dis one slide.
croc
USA - Tuesday, April 15, 2003 at 11:08:57 (EDT)
i bottle it and sell it to steve vai as a honey additive. btw, why can't i
stop laughing at this obviously racist, trouble-making, civil-liberty-assailing,
SUV-baiting house?
boris
- Tuesday, April 15, 2003 at 10:45:43 (EDT)
Doris, does the zit juice puddle at your crooked feet?
Willard T. Gritty
USA - Tuesday, April 15, 2003 at 10:19:31 (EDT)
Yup can suck doris' leg zits
croc
USA - Tuesday, April 15, 2003 at 10:15:44 (EDT)
boris' legs haven't seen direct sunlight since 1994. seen better legs in a
box of mcnuggets. once in a while i'll scrape 'em off with some 220 grit sandpaper.
boris
- Tuesday, April 15, 2003 at 10:15:38 (EDT)
Sting Aids Hedgehogs. (scroll down)
Lester
USA - Tuesday, April 15, 2003 at 10:00:21 (EDT)
Hey all, it's me, The Kid. I'm back from my weekend from hell! Oh, and by the
way, Yup can suck my
dick
USA - Tuesday, April 15, 2003 at 09:39:40 (EDT)
fucking leg zits, Doris? leg zits?
Willard T. Pimple
USA - Tuesday, April 15, 2003 at 09:37:01 (EDT)
The Magnums ain't scared of nuthin'.
Lester
Fox Point, RI USA - Tuesday, April 15, 2003 at 09:11:19 (EDT)
That fucking Yup is always so damn agreeable
Nope
USA - Tuesday, April 15, 2003 at 08:46:02 (EDT)
422 hours til gig. hoping to grow a fresh crop of leg zits just for don.
boris
- Tuesday, April 15, 2003 at 07:52:17 (EDT)
leave me out of it Drugsy
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^›
Bagdad, Iraq - Tuesday, April 15, 2003 at 07:34:38 (EDT)
Looks like Yup done skeered off those Magnum's...
BJ
USA - Tuesday, April 15, 2003 at 00:06:49 (EDT)
No explanation needed. Works well with Drugsy.
Drugsy
- Monday, April 14, 2003 at 20:06:33 (EDT)
fuckin' YUP...
Big Head Willard
USA - Monday, April 14, 2003 at 18:21:03 (EDT)
yer on yer own. I'm out((((((((()))))))))~~~~~~~~
croc
USA - Monday, April 14, 2003 at 18:17:26 (EDT)
There's absolutely no way to explain this one
croc
USA - Monday, April 14, 2003 at 18:04:43 (EDT)
three times a day- three times as fun
BOING!
USA - Monday, April 14, 2003 at 18:03:54 (EDT)
Feeling down? Lacking in direction? Does your cat crap in your shoes? Are you
a complete failure in bed? Does every little thing that can go wrong, go wrong?
Have your gigs been cancelled due to fire code problems? Well you're just one
click away from putting all that behind you.
The
Benny Morale Officer
USA - Monday, April 14, 2003 at 18:00:38 (EDT)
did someone say lesbians? this makes my big toe shoot up into my boot...
multiple organisms
hornytown, IQ USA - Monday, April 14, 2003 at 17:52:01 (EDT)
We frown on that kinda talk around here.
Big Head Guy
USA - Monday, April 14, 2003 at 17:31:24 (EDT)
The first lesbian soap kiss is coming and I hope to come right along with them
W**rking
Myself Into A Lather Already
USA - Monday, April 14, 2003 at 17:29:42 (EDT)
Friar jokes are not very PC
BIG EAST FAN
USA - Monday, April 14, 2003 at 17:20:14 (EDT)
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, "You know, I just can't
seem to get a tender Missionary. I've baked them, I've roasted them, I've stewed
them, I've barbecued them, I've tried every sort of marinade. I just can't seem
to get them tender." The second cannibal asks, "What kind of Missionary do you
use?" The other replied, "You know, the ones that hang out at that place at the
bend of the river. They have those brown cloaks with a rope around the waist and
they're sort of bald on top with a funny ring of hair on their heads." "Ah, ha!"
the second cannibal replies. "No wonder ... those are FRIARS!"
meat magnet
USA - Monday, April 14, 2003 at 17:09:29 (EDT)
Evidence that the brits have Birds Of Mass Destruction.
Jazz
Gives A Hoot (and the right link)
USA - Monday, April 14, 2003 at 16:03:08 (EDT)
Evidence that the brits have Birds Of Mass Destruction.
Jazz Gives A Hoot
USA - Monday, April 14, 2003 at 16:01:13 (EDT)
Columbine has taken their bowling team
on
the road
USA - Monday, April 14, 2003 at 15:45:04 (EDT)
Welcome to
Camp
Freddy
USA - Monday, April 14, 2003 at 15:38:09 (EDT)
Nope twern't me
Yup
USA - Monday, April 14, 2003 at 15:36:45 (EDT)
I am BJ and BJ is me. Yup.
Yup
USA - Monday, April 14, 2003 at 15:25:32 (EDT)
Yup
Yup
USA - Monday, April 14, 2003 at 15:24:57 (EDT)
MJ that was definitely not a diss. Roland Guitar Masters or (especially)
Saurang Orchestra kick the poopy outta just about every kramer-totin' wannabe
in the world. i heard his next one is with al dimaola. seriously.
boris
- Monday, April 14, 2003 at 15:22:32 (EDT)
I don't really have time for you peons today but I just wanted to know which
one of you assdrips was "yup" last week?
BJ
USA - Monday, April 14, 2003 at 15:19:48 (EDT)
Brazilian Picuruta Salazar rides the so-called 'Pororoca', a wave which flows
upstream and reaches a height of 4 meters, on the Amazon. The 'Pororoca' wave
happens every year between February and March when the ocean whips back on the
heavily drained Amazon river and creates a giant swell that flows back upstream
for hundreds of miles. Salazar rode the wave a record 37 minutes.
a brownfields surfer
USA - Monday, April 14, 2003 at 15:16:51 (EDT)
tunder he?
the under department sympathy dyslexic
USA - Monday, April 14, 2003 at 15:14:49 (EDT)
Just let us know we'll take care of the rest.
The Tattle-Tale
Department
USA - Monday, April 14, 2003 at 15:12:13 (EDT)
That is some fudge brown wave that dude is riding. Hey and Doris, don't you
bust on Steve Vai. I seen him in concert. He had the unseen winds blowing from
tunder he cover of his wedges. Unbelievable
BJ
USA - Monday, April 14, 2003 at 15:10:39 (EDT)
please remember that smokers are a rather testy lot
LS/MFT
USA - Monday, April 14, 2003 at 15:10:21 (EDT)
cleanliness is next to godliness, ergo cockwashers are a saintly lot
General Contradiction
USA - Monday, April 14, 2003 at 15:05:45 (EDT)
Is doris gonna show some leg coming out of the white shorts of that precious
gooner kit?
Don
Johnbury, UK - Monday, April 14, 2003 at 15:02:06 (EDT)
Fuck all you cockwashers.
Not Yup
Donston, USA - Monday, April 14, 2003 at 14:59:26 (EDT)
But I heard Willy wears his spurs to bed every night.
Don <handlebar@mustache.com>
Uh Oh, USA - Monday, April 14, 2003 at 14:57:56 (EDT)
my ten dollar cover says don does NOT wear a spurs kit.
boris
- Monday, April 14, 2003 at 14:50:24 (EDT)
What up ass holes?
BJ®
USA - Monday, April 14, 2003 at 14:49:48 (EDT)
it's on, it's cancelled, it's on, it's cancelled, it's on if we install a circular
staircase and have it inside a fire station during a rainstorm with somebody in
a chicken suit firing poached eggs out his keister?
boris
- Monday, April 14, 2003 at 14:47:40 (EDT)
This notice is to inform you of upcoming retouches to be applied to all current
propaganda materials. Please insert the name Assad in all the spots that used
to say Saddam and before that Osama, also insert Syria in place of Iraq which
was originally Afghanistan. Additionally please go back to using the WMD materials,
but be sure to have the regime change and liberation materials ready for substitution.
Thank you for your cooperation and please continue to forward the names of those
who stray from approved scripts to our office so we can take corrective measures.
The
Benny Proper Gander Minister
USA - Monday, April 14, 2003 at 14:39:09 (EDT)
damn yankees...found my porno palace...where the fuck is YUP?
Sodamn Insane
USA - Monday, April 14, 2003 at 14:26:37 (EDT)
hey Doris, you going to the gig on 5/2? just say no now
Frilly
USA - Monday, April 14, 2003 at 14:24:53 (EDT)
here's one for ya MJ...special this weekend featured steve vai as beekeeper.
made 1000 pounds of honey last year from setup in his yard. got boris thinking....imagine
how much 1000 pounds of back hair would get on eBay.
boris
- Monday, April 14, 2003 at 14:05:34 (EDT)
nuggest? Are you saying you have chicken nuggets?
some shitstarter vol 2
USA - Monday, April 14, 2003 at 14:04:14 (EDT)
Would you believe this guy rode that wave for 37 minutes?
croc
USA - Monday, April 14, 2003 at 14:02:03 (EDT)
my nuggest are just fine thanks
Willy
USA - Monday, April 14, 2003 at 13:59:24 (EDT)
And one more story from the meat department, we have this sad tale of nuggets
that will never be.
Do
Your Chickens Look Chipper?
USA - Monday, April 14, 2003 at 13:54:21 (EDT)
gee, what used-to-be-marginally-famous guitarist does that profile remind me
of?
some shitstarter
USA - Monday, April 14, 2003 at 13:47:51 (EDT)
Big Lurch? More like Big Lunch.
Don
Golfston, USA - Monday, April 14, 2003 at 13:45:22 (EDT)
For those social occasions when just one festering carcass on your head isn't
enough
Heady Lamar
USA - Monday, April 14, 2003 at 13:42:50 (EDT)
Rap it up, I'll take it.
the
other other white meat
USA - Monday, April 14, 2003 at 13:40:30 (EDT)
I am so jealous of my sister Hali getting all the good jobs.
Lavar Burton
Job Lot, USA - Monday, April 14, 2003 at 13:29:55 (EDT)
the part where Saddam buried his head in the pillow while at the same time
biting it was riveting...
Willard
USA - Monday, April 14, 2003 at 13:10:10 (EDT)
I heard Saddam dreamed of starring in Damn Yankees
croc
USA - Monday, April 14, 2003 at 12:55:42 (EDT)
But he was a tad rigid, in "Oklahomo"
Don <tadrigid@jeffbridges.com>
Homoston, USA - Monday, April 14, 2003 at 12:49:46 (EDT)
sorry Willy it musta gone to one of them damn peekers
croc
USA - Monday, April 14, 2003 at 12:30:37 (EDT)
Saddam was FANTASTIC in My Fair Lady
Frilly
USA - Monday, April 14, 2003 at 12:27:45 (EDT)
fuckin' LATE again...gotdammit
Willy
USA - Monday, April 14, 2003 at 12:23:17 (EDT)
Lurk #40,999- Any other lurkers care to snag #41,000? Just thought I'd share
a little of the glory.
croc
USA - Monday, April 14, 2003 at 11:55:13 (EDT)
In the newly uncovered 86-minute prison flick, Saddam, then just 34, plays
a naive young peasant who is wrongly convicted and sent to jail. He is initiated
into homosexuality by a series of older and more experienced cons.
this is the line that slayed me...
"Saddam's acting in the picture is actually quite good," al-Sabah notes. "One
scene, in which he buries his face in a pillow and cries, is so touching you almost
can forget you're watching a low-budget sexploitation film."
Baghdad
Pillow Biters
USA - Monday, April 14, 2003 at 11:52:16 (EDT)
Hey let's call Yup, Nope.
General Contradiction
USA - Monday, April 14, 2003 at 11:25:05 (EDT)
I poked around that Toy Symphony page a little more and found a short video
clip of the BEATBUGS.
You whack the ass of the little buggers to make repeating rhythms and bend the
antennae to morph the sound. And if that ain't enuf the little buggers can talk
to each other (note to the world- I want a couple of these for xmas). Also discovered
they just had a demo in Boston, BUT they are doing concerts
in Boston and NYC over the next couple of weeks.
croc
USA - Monday, April 14, 2003 at 11:23:28 (EDT)
yeah well if you see Yup, say "hi" for me...
Willard the Dullard
USA - Monday, April 14, 2003 at 11:21:40 (EDT)
Yup? Nope.
croc
USA - Monday, April 14, 2003 at 11:13:51 (EDT)
call me "Buddy"...hey, anyone seen that genius "Yup"?
Willy Hackett
USA - Monday, April 14, 2003 at 10:58:54 (EDT)
Caught a cool spot on PBS yesterday about the current crop of uber-geniuses
at MIT. One project was called Hyperscore, it's a music composing program designed
so that without being able to play an instrument or know the name of the notes
you can put together a whole symphonic score. Mind blowing sh!t I tell ye. They
showed a symphony in Europe playing a piece written on hyperscore by a ten year
old and it was NOT shabby. The download of the program is free so I put it on
my laptop and at the watering hole last night we all took turns at doing the junior
Beethoven thing (Hymers spent a couple of hours on it). Here's the Hyperscore
download, an overview tutorial,
and a link to the Toy
Symphony homepage. With this little program you can be so punk you don't even
need to know three chords to write the next Sacred Crowd Pleaser.
croc
USA - Monday, April 14, 2003 at 10:30:05 (EDT)
You can't catch me!
Saddam Husein
USA - Monday, April 14, 2003 at 10:28:23 (EDT)
I feel so much safer today than I did ohh three weeks ago.
American Tripe
Good Morning, USA! - Monday, April 14, 2003 at 10:03:46 (EDT)
Since tomorrow is Maundy Tuesday, does that mean today is Saundy Monday?
croc
USA - Monday, April 14, 2003 at 09:57:20 (EDT)
Welcome to holy week here at Our Lady Of Perpetual Sizzle
croc
USA - Monday, April 14, 2003 at 08:29:21 (EDT)
so some midget hoser won the Masters. first time a hoser ever won a major.
not a shock....i mean, how far can you really hit a golf ball with a goddam koho...maybe
i'll go ask zednik and theodore....
boris HABS BLOW
- Monday, April 14, 2003 at 07:44:35 (EDT)
Erm, I mean FUCK.
Jerzy®
USA - Monday, April 14, 2003 at 06:55:25 (EDT)
THAT AGAIN.
Jerzy®
USA - Monday, April 14, 2003 at 06:50:49 (EDT)
And the winner is... DRUGSY for this nugget: Paint 'em Benny brown, add some
of your natural stench and sing "Brown eggs are local eggs and local eggs are
fresh. Stick a half dozen up your ass. Put on a chicken suit and sing the afore
mentioned song as you pelt your coworkers with your Uzi-like anus. Drugsy
BS Contest Captain
USA - Monday, April 14, 2003 at 01:25:19 (EDT)
You can say that again, Jerzy.
BJ®
USA - Monday, April 14, 2003 at 01:22:50 (EDT)
That's all I needed to say.
Jerzy®
USA - Sunday, April 13, 2003 at 22:18:44 (EDT)
FUCK.
Jerzy®
USA - Sunday, April 13, 2003 at 22:18:27 (EDT)
Bruins BLOW! Benny Sizzler rules.
Blong
Planet Bling, USA - Sunday, April 13, 2003 at 21:12:22 (EDT)
Jeeze Boris, got your goat, eh? Bruins got em right where they want em. 4 in
a row and they advance. Have they won 4 in a row in the last 4 months? I actually
saw 30 seconds of todays game, but I quickly shut it off, in case Jacobs was monitoring
me. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Dexter
Bakefield, USA - Sunday, April 13, 2003 at 20:21:56 (EDT)
Happy Hairy Palm Sunday
boris
- Sunday, April 13, 2003 at 13:02:36 (EDT)
HI! I like your band!
Greggers
Moncton, NS CA - Sunday, April 13, 2003 at 13:00:19 (EDT)
ALL our content is free including video
cbsnews.com
USA - Saturday, April 12, 2003 at 21:34:36 (EDT)
Don, agreed. The concept of shooting brown eggs out the ass and singing the
"local eggs are fresh" song is fucking TOPS. And Kid, don't worry, your baby fat
will soon morph into a head shaped like a gumdrop. It happens to the trimmest
of men. Dexter? Get to diggin' Boris? Go Habs.
BJ
USA - Saturday, April 12, 2003 at 18:06:34 (EDT)
dexter don't be a leper. have you watched a hockey game this century? just
because boris likes to post when he's shitfaced doesn't mean you can side with
the g@y-@ss habs fans. i am doing my part to karmically motivate buddy hackett
so when he does finally get in a playoff game he is afraid of the ukrainian mafia.
da.
boris
- Saturday, April 12, 2003 at 14:04:41 (EDT)
Boris, you were panting like a lap dog when they traded their best defensman
for him. Make like a good Bruins fan, and say, "BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
dexter
swampland, USA - Saturday, April 12, 2003 at 10:13:30 (EDT)
I'm just glad that assclown Yup is gone. Although I'm probably just provoking
him. Like poking a sleeping pit bull with a sharpened stick. Oh, and BJ, it's
not "husk."
The Kid
USA - Saturday, April 12, 2003 at 01:12:11 (EDT)
so where the FUCK did we get this jeff hackett guy. last seen he was caddying
for theodore. also known as 'watching the putz putts'.
boris
Bleu Me, SL(uggo) ½ - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 22:33:19 (EDT)
weekends here, so the keyboards across lurkdom are gathering dust, whats a
lurker to do?...........
sexster
mews bar, USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 22:07:16 (EDT)
I, gotta admit. Shooting "brown eggs" out one's ass whilst wearing a chicken
suit and singing the "local eggs tune" is kinda funny.
Don
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 20:27:55 (EDT)
i'm sooo glad snoop wasn't hurt in that shooting.
(crickets)
shot him right in the fuckin head.
boris
- Friday, April 11, 2003 at 18:53:29 (EDT)
Holy shit. I mean the Kid isn't THAT fat is he? He's just "husky".
BJ®
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 18:39:37 (EDT)
Yup. Mixing ut up! Everybody get below everybody else and blow blow blow.
Don <dustinthewind@blow.com>
Blonston, USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 17:24:41 (EDT)
I just realized nobody told yup yet
Hey yup, get below me and blow me! And with that I leave the lurk to its own devices.
I'm out{{{{}}}}~~~~~~~~~~
croc
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 17:06:21 (EDT)
bush has called in another pre-emptive strike to liberate the handicapped from
their
WHEELCHAIRS
OF MASS DESTRUCTION
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 17:01:37 (EDT)
More swell news for those wanting to join in the hottest start up business
category.
Anne
Thrax
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 16:53:33 (EDT)
What's good for the goose can cook the whole gander. Peace as we knew it has
been indefinitely pre-empted by pre-emptive strikes spreading like dandelions
or is it daisy cutters?
croc
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 16:39:55 (EDT)
"Yup" you can blow me for another hour
Willy
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 16:19:56 (EDT)
yup yup I'm still here... well technically I'm back, but still here is easier
to spell than technically.
croc
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 16:18:11 (EDT)
I just got in. Can't stay. Hi. Bye.
Furze®
JC, NJ USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 15:52:31 (EDT)
I'm still here for another hour, biznatch.
Squid
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 15:51:57 (EDT)
Who's left?
Yup
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 15:41:47 (EDT)
Quittin' time is nigh, so it's time for me to kiss you bitches goodbye for
the next 64 hours. Catch you all on the flip-shizzle.
Lester
Fox Point, RI USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 15:31:02 (EDT)
You don't make friends with salad.
Homer J Simpson
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 15:30:54 (EDT)
You don't make friends with salad.
Homer J Simpson
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 15:30:54 (EDT)
Well it seems them Magnums put the "punk" in punctuation.
Drugsy <notyep@notyup.com>
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 15:28:11 (EDT)
Hey guys, no really. I'm new and I just want some friends. I guess I don't
know the rules yet.
Yup
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 15:09:03 (EDT)
mie eggs used ta bee pensive noww their eggspensive
croc
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 15:04:57 (EDT)
Laugh it up, you fucktard. Squid made a typo and corrected it. You, on the
other hand, are a braying jackass and completely ignorant of the most basic rule
of grammar. So go suck a fuck, shrimp job.
Lester
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 15:02:26 (EDT)
You know, just sayin' that as a friend.
The Hat Squid
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 14:59:59 (EDT)
And you could stand to lose a few fuckin teeth. Imagine how purty that laugh
will be with your grill all smashed up?
The Fat Kid
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 14:58:24 (EDT)
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Yup
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 14:55:29 (EDT)
English, sorry
Squid
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 14:52:35 (EDT)
Why all the hate? Because this lurk is extemely intolerant of grammatical and
spelling errors and people with bad diction, Yup. So once you bone up on your
8th grade Ehglish skills, then you can come and play. And I am not THAT fat, okay.
It's just a little baby fat.
Squid
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 14:52:01 (EDT)
never mind doris, figured it ut
croc
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 14:51:41 (EDT)
nice lurk on the eggs there doris. how'd ya do the end run?
croc
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 14:49:46 (EDT)
Hey, guys. Why all the hate? I'm just trying to make new friends on this website
guestbook.
Yup
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 14:40:21 (EDT)
Oh, yes you did. You got it out of my ass and then misused when you pluralized
the word "apostrophes" as "apostrophe's"
Lester
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 14:38:04 (EDT)
BSTC do we have a new champion for most red X's in one post?
doris
- Friday, April 11, 2003 at 14:36:09 (EDT)
But Lester, you see, I DIDN'T get the apostrophe, you dum ass.
Yup
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 14:35:34 (EDT)
And I bet you had a grand time going up there to get them, you anus-licker.
Lester
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 14:33:14 (EDT)
"Lester" , I would have spelled it right but you had all the apostrophe's up
your stupid ass.
Yup
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 14:28:18 (EDT)
And "your" (sic) an idiot with bad syntax.
Lester
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 14:25:43 (EDT)
gee I don't know how much of your rapier wit I can stand
not putting all my eggs in one basket
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 14:25:06 (EDT)
your stupid
Yup
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 14:23:14 (EDT)
Here's a little something to wipe mr. scowl off yup's face
eggie weggies at the milk bar
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 14:20:05 (EDT)
Hey Illard. Eat me.
Yup
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 14:06:14 (EDT)
more hate & discontent you malcontent
illard
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 14:00:03 (EDT)
Dolphins renamed Freedom Fish by shrub administration.
croc
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 13:45:35 (EDT)
You can't catch me.
Yup
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 13:38:53 (EDT)
you no speaky enrish? I said if you are FUCKING drugsy, not if you're drugsy.
Sheesh you ain't to quick on the uptake are you?
croc
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 13:34:20 (EDT)
What makes you think I'm Drugsy? What makes you think you know me?
Yup
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 13:25:29 (EDT)
yup if you're fucking drugsy you might want to visit the clinic before your
shit falls off.
croc
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 13:14:04 (EDT)
Between my work in the cancer research lab and volunteering at the local animal
shelter and food bank I find my life is rather fulfilling.
Smugsy
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 13:07:57 (EDT)
You think I'm fucking "Drugsy"? Think again, fucking losers.
Yup
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 13:05:51 (EDT)
Yup, reveal yourself! What have you done with whatever fair-minded lurker you
have posessed?
Squid
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 13:05:29 (EDT)
oh yez zir massa I'ze w**king hod, real hod
plantation proctor
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 13:05:29 (EDT)
As you see Saddam is the ace and of course bush is the joker and the shrub's
inner circle are the queens (not that there's anything wrong with being a queen)
(They can use the cards as flash cards to explain foreign affairs to shrub)
Royal Flush This Administration
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 13:03:48 (EDT)
work harder, lard ass.
Yup
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 13:02:53 (EDT)
Hey, I may be fat, but I'm working on it.
The Kid
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 12:58:57 (EDT)
that's MISTER fucking fat too you.
MISTER fucking fat
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 12:58:53 (EDT)
Oh and yes it is a sad pathetic existence, and yours is......?
croc
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 12:57:32 (EDT)
And your fucking fat, too.
Yup
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 12:55:18 (EDT)
hey yup, having a bad day at the office? I suppose I could coddle your obviuosly
hard-boiled rantings, but I know you really have a delicate eggshell character
so I won't dwell on the point. After all we know your just yolking.
croc
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 12:54:54 (EDT)
Hey why don't you fuck yourself "Kid"? You're too old to be so stupid.
Yup
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 12:53:09 (EDT)
HEY! I am the only fucking Berard on this lurk! is that clear?
The Kid
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 12:49:28 (EDT)
If you had any kind of balls you would tell your "supervisor" that you'd like
"paint" her eggs with a big load of your rotten jizz.
Yup
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 12:47:33 (EDT)
What a fucking sad, pathetic existence.
Yup
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 12:45:47 (EDT)
One more thing. That's what the fucking MAN pays you to do? Fucking PAINT eggs?
Yup
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 12:44:58 (EDT)
Yup. Like Drugsy said. You punk enough, croc?
Yup
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 12:43:11 (EDT)
Stick a half dozen up your ass. Put on a chicken suit and sing the afore mentioned
song as you pelt your coworkers with your Uzi-like anus.
Drugsy
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 12:41:38 (EDT)
Paint 'em Benny brown, add some of your natural stench and sing "Brown eggs
are local eggs and local eggs are fresh"
Drugsy
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 12:39:05 (EDT)
I SAID..."ABDULLAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
IRAQI BALBOA
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 12:36:29 (EDT)
Large Ladies Love Doris.
Cyclops Berard
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 12:36:11 (EDT)
I SAID..."ABDULLAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
IRAQI BALBOA
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 12:35:06 (EDT)
That foot will haunt my dreams forever.
It's actually John TURTURRO
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 12:20:24 (EDT)
that guy's a poor man's John Tortoro...spelling?
Dwillard the Dweeb
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 12:17:14 (EDT)
Somehow it doesn't seem a stretch to imagine this guy in a gay-a$$ necklace.
Leo Szilard doing his puppy
eyes thing
croc
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 12:11:35 (EDT)
Also, Matthew LILLARD, the goofy annoying dude from the Scream movies.
Squid
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 12:11:00 (EDT)
Eggsterminator?! I like
croc
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 12:08:49 (EDT)
If your egg resembles our state treasure Nibbles Woodaway, he could be an eggs-terminator.
Just an eggs-tra idea I had...
Squid
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 12:05:32 (EDT)
you got me pigeon-holed
Dullard
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 12:04:45 (EDT)
These puns are too much, even for me! 
Some Egghead
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 12:03:21 (EDT)
egg catching big air on a sk8board- eggstreme air
croc
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 12:01:42 (EDT)
You have-
pillared: adjective: having pillars Example: "The pillared portico"
And
Szilard: ·noun: United States physicist and molecular biologist who helped develop
the first atom bomb and later opposed the use of all nuclear weapons (1898-1964)
too bad he went peacenik that had possibilities
BUT the obvious top choice for the lurk killer would BE (insert drum roll)
DULLARD
croc
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 11:54:51 (EDT)
EGGSELLENT Squid!
croc
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 11:46:48 (EDT)
run "Willard" through your "rhyming software" and see where it gets ya
Willard
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 11:46:45 (EDT)
Da Fed-dril Hill boys ain't gonna like it when day catch winda dis. You sure
you don't wanna maybe reconsida dis story?
my
cognito is an inny
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 11:46:05 (EDT)
A phone booth and two eggs...Bill and Ted's Eggs-cellent Adventure.
Squid
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 11:43:17 (EDT)
Abdullah!
Iraqi Balboa
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 11:40:21 (EDT)
egg on an off ramp- eggsit
croc
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 11:23:00 (EDT)
or just leave it plain and call it eggstrordinary
croc
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 11:22:01 (EDT)
maybe a baseball egg. I could call it eggstra inning
croc
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 11:20:40 (EDT)
I guess a fractal egg would be a bit too eggsistential
croc
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 11:18:17 (EDT)
so doris, do you know where I can pick up a kistka?
croc
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 11:15:12 (EDT)
I'd forgotten him, but I think that's a little too minimalist for my purpose.
NOT that there's anything wrong with being minimalist.
croc
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 10:55:26 (EDT)
Any body care to try the lurk's new Scratchy'N'Sniffy®
feature?
croc
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 10:50:12 (EDT)
How about putting feet on it like Sheldon from U.S. Acres?
The Kid
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 10:45:20 (EDT)
Alright the absurdities committee here at Stepford Mortgage Co. has just thrown
down another crafty gauntlet. This time it's egg decorating. I know not ONE of
you were least bit helpful when it was the mini-golf hole, BUT I'm giving y'all
a chance at redemption. Any ideas for the "Spring" (note: not easter, how PC)
egg decorating contest? I'm thinking springs maybe... slinky, pen springs...
betty croc her
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 10:26:37 (EDT)
doris that babe is the bomb!
croc
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 10:15:42 (EDT)
Lester
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 09:56:42 (EDT)
i got yer frickin MOAB right heeeah!
doris
- Friday, April 11, 2003 at 09:47:44 (EDT)
Wal-Mart sued for selling toy guns. Selling real guns still OK.
Lester
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 09:27:42 (EDT)
No, but I called for a croc of French Onion Soup...oops, I mean FREEDOM Onion
Soup. Sorry, I'm just a silly frog.
The Kid
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 09:05:41 (EDT)
someone call for a croc of dung?
croc-o-dung
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 08:54:49 (EDT)
Ohh no not me I'm just saying what they said. By the way...goMount go!
The Kid
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 08:50:31 (EDT)
Apple to buy
Universal? What the EFF is going on? New dropdown: FINDER >> TOUR DATES. Universal:
Interscope, MCA, Def Jam. Lyle Lovett, Shania Twain, John Coltrane, The Jam, Beck
and a bajillion
others.
doris
- Friday, April 11, 2003 at 08:02:26 (EDT)
triple fucking overtime and it's only the first round. carney, snow, berard...locals
doing real good so far. whoops, sorry don, sore topic...
doris
USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 07:24:45 (EDT)
hey mj, doris--pukey the pig reminds me of tcul, you catch that heffie, uh
cheffie, ahh damn, whats he called now? This is confusin', but interestin'.
sexter
body by jakefield, ri USA - Thursday, April 10, 2003 at 22:46:18 (EDT)
The Kid starting an age war? "Ohh no not me I'm just saying what they said."
Don <Benny@Henchman.com>
- Thursday, April 10, 2003 at 19:20:16 (EDT)
chirp
Crick Et
USA - Thursday, April 10, 2003 at 18:36:35 (EDT)
lurk done gone quiet
Fwilly
USA - Thursday, April 10, 2003 at 18:17:20 (EDT)
what a croc of dung
Frilly
USA - Thursday, April 10, 2003 at 17:02:55 (EDT)
Oh yeah...NOT that it's any of your business, but I wax my ass, OKAY?!
Furze®
JC, NJ USA - Thursday, April 10, 2003 at 16:57:15 (EDT)
No shit. Commie Wee was in the Costco with his two wee co