lurkives 15mar-02apr 2003
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yer on yer own lurkers. I'm out<<<<>>>>~~~~~
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, April 02, 2003 at 17:36:17 (EST)
I just got you a gig at the Baghdad Rama Lama. You guys don't
mind being paid in trade do you? They got tons of these little yellow packages
and they said you can take home whatever you open.
One thing DID worry me though and it probably means nothing, but the manager
was giggling when he said the lighting is kinda dim and it's hard to read the
writing on the packages.
Baghdad Benny
USA - Wednesday, April 02, 2003 at 17:07:29 (EST)
I am a war pig. A long one.
Rod Knee Driver
USA - Wednesday, April 02, 2003 at 16:42:07 (EST)
Yo Rod are you talking about turning the war pig machine
around?
foody for the booty
USA - Wednesday, April 02, 2003 at 16:36:45 (EST)
Listen it's simple- If it looks like a bomb, just don't eat
it. If it looks like food, smear it on your lover's botty.
War makes me WET
USA - Wednesday, April 02, 2003 at 16:24:23 (EST)
I WILL turn this rig around if things don't shape up 'round
here.
Rodney T. Driver
USA - Wednesday, April 02, 2003 at 16:20:50 (EST)
Do you have anything in a T-Rex MRE?
T-Rex
Likes Meat Meat
USA - Wednesday, April 02, 2003 at 15:55:31 (EST)
but blue just doesn't have the pizzazz of pee yellow
NOT a member of the stop the blowing-up-children problem committee
USA - Wednesday, April 02, 2003 at 15:30:17 (EST)
Here's the actual FOOD version of the bomblet. I guess it
doesn't look totally like the bomblets, but this is just one of the types of
rations they're dropping. They used blue wrap in Afghanistan after the same
blowing-up-children problem surfaced. You'd think someone might have anticipated
the recurrence of the blowing-up-children problem
a member of the stop the blowing-up-children problem committee
USA - Wednesday, April 02, 2003 at 15:27:51 (EST)
I'll have a bomblet with an OJ and a side of I'm toast.
Miss Worcester Diner
USA - Wednesday, April 02, 2003 at 15:07:16 (EST)
What? I'm sorry General, did you say we were having a food
FOR bombs exchange, NOT a food AS bombs exchange?
Sgt. Snafu
USA - Wednesday, April 02, 2003 at 14:59:16 (EST)
Eat Me
Happy Yellow Bomblet
USA - Wednesday, April 02, 2003 at 14:54:31 (EST)
However, if the submunitions are disturbed or disassembled,
they may explode, thus, the need for early and aggressive unexploded-ordnance
clearing efforts. Combined effects munitions remain an appropriate and militarily
effective weapon when properly targeted and employed. However, the risk of collateral
damage, as with any weapon, must be considered when employing these weapons.
yummy
yellow bomblets
USA - Wednesday, April 02, 2003 at 14:21:12 (EST)
Look at the lovely pee yellow food cannisters.
BLU
97
USA - Wednesday, April 02, 2003 at 14:14:58 (EST)
MJ®'s funbags PLAY out, or ARE PLAYED out?
joey bag a donuts
USA - Wednesday, April 02, 2003 at 14:10:30 (EST)
Yes, I think the Sleazies play out more than MJ®'s funbags.
Where do these kids get their energy? All good bills too. Another show this
week is Electric Frankenstein at the Living Room on Friday. Has Randy been listening
to his old Bad Brains bootlegs or something?
Don
The Bubble, USA - Wednesday, April 02, 2003 at 13:58:27 (EST)
"The camel spider will call you a slut and make fun of your
religion."
Lester
Fox Point, RI USA - Wednesday, April 02, 2003 at 13:01:24 (EST)
At the risk of discussing rock'n'roll AND posting pics. These
guys are gigging damn near every night. On the 12th they're at The Living Room
AND AS220!
they may be sleazies, but they're gigging
monsters
USA - Wednesday, April 02, 2003 at 12:53:12 (EST)
Now THAT'S a strong argument for ASCII
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, April 02, 2003 at 12:44:20 (EST)
Not post pictures? How else will anybody else be able to
see my glorious mane?
<
kissmy@ASCII.com>
Mega Bank, USA - Wednesday, April 02, 2003 at 12:38:40 (EST)
I resemble that pic...er...remark...
Willscaponi
USA - Wednesday, April 02, 2003 at 12:37:49 (EST)
pinch me
log log
USA - Wednesday, April 02, 2003 at 12:04:34 (EST)
that's a gay @ss suggestion
USA - Wednesday, April 02, 2003 at 12:03:53 (EST)
the log is LOG heavy...it's from all you fucking picture posters...let's keep this bitch ASCII what do ya say?
Williscarpi
USA - Wednesday, April 02, 2003 at 11:57:53 (EST)
I win again.
Mr. War
USA - Wednesday, April 02, 2003 at 11:57:00 (EST)
But on a message board it was pointed out that you aren't supposed to wear the flag as clothing. discuss
Civics 101
USA - Wednesday, April 02, 2003 at 11:52:31 (EST)
I was all ready to get pissy about them not letting the cops wear the flag
In San Fran
USA - Wednesday, April 02, 2003 at 11:51:18 (EST)
hey Borisconi, so I guess "Saddam Michael" was out of the question huh...and MJ? don't be so G@Y-@SS
1 2 3 1 2 3 Willy
USA - Wednesday, April 02, 2003 at 11:44:40 (EST)
and on a smaller front...
Lily Is Calling Me
USA - Wednesday, April 02, 2003 at 11:39:21 (EST)
And as a little reminder of how small us long pigs are in this grand universe
THEORY: Computer model of the early universe. Gravity arranges matter in thin filaments. High-density regions (yellow) undergo collapse and ignite bursts of star formation. These proto-galaxies stream along the filaments (red shows medium density) and meet at nodes, causing a buildup of galaxies. Low-density areas are blue.
just a planck length away from oblivion
USA - Wednesday, April 02, 2003 at 11:23:07 (EST)
poor shrubby wubby is hurting from the strain of having to read and study war maps. he was ONLY following god's calling after all. let's just hope god calls him home soon so civilized folk can start picking up after his little tantrum.
Don't Cry For Me Ari Fliescher
USA - Wednesday, April 02, 2003 at 11:10:58 (EST)
We're teaching our kids at home a few skills too.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, April 02, 2003 at 10:49:22 (EST)
Missed it by that much.
USA - Wednesday, April 02, 2003 at 10:41:01 (EST)
Hey at least we're teaching the kids abroad something
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, April 02, 2003 at 10:40:16 (EST)
Shows what a true democracy we enjoy here in Amerika.
These colors don't run
- Wednesday, April 02, 2003 at 10:35:37 (EST)
School's Out... on accounta they won't let the teachers teach (what ever gave them the idea we want kids who can think?)
Alice Cooper Doesn't Live Here Anymore
USA - Wednesday, April 02, 2003 at 10:28:19 (EST)
Dead babies? Nice talk. Whatever happened to that nude bomb Max was working on?
Mrs. Salarno
USA - Wednesday, April 02, 2003 at 10:23:34 (EST)
Why on earth did they open this thing? Haven't they seen what happens in the movies?
Lester
Fox Point, RI USA - Wednesday, April 02, 2003 at 10:14:43 (EST)
Dead Babies
Alice Cooper Doesn't Live Here Anymore
USA - Wednesday, April 02, 2003 at 09:59:05 (EST)
Oh...is the contest back on...?
Kissing Cousins <has@been.com>
USA - Wednesday, April 02, 2003 at 09:51:19 (EST)
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Wednesday, April 02, 2003 at 09:50:42 (EST)
Lester
Fox Point, RI USA - Wednesday, April 02, 2003 at 09:33:16 (EST)
Lester
Fox Point , RI USA - Wednesday, April 02, 2003 at 09:22:32 (EST)
SPALLCHECK- CHASE him off etc...
nose for news
USA - Wednesday, April 02, 2003 at 08:48:40 (EST)
A small team of American special forces has captured the entire dreaded Iraqi Weapons of Mass Destruction Program. Well actually it was just one weapon, but look at that critter. He IS massive. Apparently the Iraqi's intended to feed him hot peppers and when the burning sensation hit the rhino's sphincter they were going to chae him off in the general direction of the American soldiers. Thank dog, our boys laid waste to an entire country and killed dozens of innocents to prevent the unleashing of this sinister plan.
The Rhinoplasty Clinic
USA - Wednesday, April 02, 2003 at 08:46:22 (EST)
I'd rather fuck Saddam than fuck this broad
USA - Wednesday, April 02, 2003 at 08:40:43 (EST)
Gay-lick for poet? Is that some kinda crack?
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, April 02, 2003 at 08:26:28 (EST)
hail to the thief. future BS promo tactic?
jonny greenwood
- Wednesday, April 02, 2003 at 08:24:20 (EST)
yeah willy, i lobbied for the godlike/g@y-@ss first name. kid's father's name is farad so there were some extremely unacceptable options being considered. a small victory but a victory. final mention, i swear: prime minister, sir, his first name is Gaelic for "poet" or "bard". top THAT one boyeee!!!
boriselli
- Wednesday, April 02, 2003 at 07:51:34 (EST)
Agreed. Absolutely refuse to watch some souless sellout's "struggle" to make it while some 18-year-old's getting fragged in the desert
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 21:11:34 (EST)
got nothin', i surrender. do people actually *watch* this American Idol shite? talk about the origin of g@y-@ss. these mannekins fuckin' SUCK.
boris
- Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 20:50:08 (EST)
Origin of name Michael='who is g@y @ass'
The Guess Who
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 20:20:48 (EST)
I may be old but I sure am bitter! And i got tits like wallets too! With SNAPS!
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 20:18:48 (EST)
origin of name michael...'who is god-like'...shit you not. sorry, boriselli's sleep-deprived/brain-deprived. might not even make it through buffy tonight. darn good thing don's taping it for me. MJ just remember: with taxes, ten-forty doesn't only mean your month/year of birth....
boriselli
some barf, - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 20:17:30 (EST)
Yeah I babysit Boris. But for a price. That little shit better dig the SIzz cuz that's all I play thru the baby monitor.
Little Timmy
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 20:17:29 (EST)
Actually I dint do one fuggin scrap of taxes. TOO BUSY LURKING ALL DAY!!!!!!!!!!
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 20:15:32 (EST)
Hellooo.... still trying to do taxes. Stop bothering me...
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 20:14:20 (EST)
middle name? how 'bout first name?!
Willy is God-Like
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 20:10:50 (EST)
Boriselli WTF you talkin' 'bout, Willis?
Willard T. Crotchless
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 19:58:00 (EST)
willy boris' sister did the right thing with her new rugrat. middle name = "who is god-like". damn straight. kid had a rough day on the peter front but still flipped me off then puked on me. little fucker. wonder if timmy babysits?
boris
- Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 19:57:51 (EST)
blah blah fuckin' blah dear lurkers...
Willy Just Won't Leave
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 19:50:56 (EST)
boris just finished watching this play: boom boom geoffrion to beliveau to rocket richard and in. old garden. finals. mid-late 50's. goalie: jacques plante. how the eff can you not win a gazillion in a row with that line. vintage. waaaay fuckin' cool. painful but true. fuck you sluggo.
boris weewee
- Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 19:45:53 (EST)
Somehow THIS got overlooked today.
fuckin' funny
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 19:35:39 (EST)
Some f'n peeker got the coveted 38 grand.
Brad Pist
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 19:27:17 (EST)
will discuss
Not To Be Recorded This Weekend Willy
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 19:14:02 (EST)
Where's da chef to clean up the 38,000 marquis?
ALF
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 17:47:22 (EST)
If wrong is funny then I'm fucking hysterical. I'm out(((())))~~~~~~~~~~
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 17:28:54 (EST)
this Madonna interview has a few brief clips from the video. Apparently it was released already outside the US so you know it's gonna be available on line somewhere within a day or two.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 17:27:34 (EST)
If wrong is funny then carry on
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 17:14:09 (EST)
Proctor waitng at the bar for Natalie Maines to show up
Looking Sharp!
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 17:10:41 (EST)
is it wrong for my 10 year old to tell my boyfriend I'm getting breast implants as an April Fools joke?
thumper <teamghastlypale@hotmail.com>
Providence, USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 17:08:54 (EST)
sigh
still waiting by the phone
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 17:06:02 (EST)
Biologists attached tags with a 1-800 phone number and an individual I.D. number to more than 20,000 monarch butterflies between November 2002 and February 2003 when they clustered in California wintering grounds. The scientists want the public's help in watching for the butterflies bearing the tiny tags, that may reveal the mystery of where the colorful insects spend their summers. (AP/ Ventana Wilderness Society)
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 17:04:09 (EST)
Hey everybody, I went to that online petiton for the Dixie Chicks last week and I scrolled down and I seen Proctor's John Hancock and he left a phone number for Natalie Maines to call him!
Liquid Luncher
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 17:02:23 (EST)
I tokk my B17 AND my B2 and washed em back with a little magneto juice
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 16:59:09 (EST)
I tried getting on Madonna's site and it ain't happening. She must be getting slammed like the Dixie Chicks got it after their comments.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 16:54:56 (EST)
this little thing 
? It doesn't look that big to me.
mine's bigger than yours
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 16:51:06 (EST)
MJ, did you take your vitamin B2 today?
The Kid
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 16:50:12 (EST)
I crystallize urea and deposit it in your gall bladder!
The Galdiator
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 16:48:18 (EST)
I've got mean mean pride I tell you. MEAN PRIDE.
Today's Tom Sawyer
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 16:46:53 (EST)
Oh fuck you you HTML whores. What I was trying to get a laugh with was my own big display of TURBO TAX . Fuck me. Where's Boris when you need him
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 16:44:44 (EST)
No fucking shit, Drugsy. It's not like ol' Madge needs the money....it's sick. SICK. What is the world coming to?
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 16:44:17 (EST)
.
thanks anyway Proctor but I'm using ![]()
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 16:40:27 (EST)
MJ, if it is the B17, and piloted by Rush, then the Iraqi regime is over. For good. Here's your Distant Early Warning, Saddam!
The Kid
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 16:34:55 (EST)
Ol Drugsy gonna get all serious again, but what ever happened to the likes of Muhamed Ali? Someone who was willing to go to jail for what they believed in. And not ass kiss thier ass fuck accountants. Oh yea, Michael Jordan wins prime fuck wad in this catagory.
Drugsy
Kill Drugsy Now, USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 16:33:47 (EST)
Hey I could be doing them there taxes with my nifty 
and then you could get back to your B/17 A Stealth wank session
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 16:33:20 (EST)
It's just raining away down here in the ghetto, MJ®. Gotta clean up the filth somehow.
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 16:31:16 (EST)
"by far the most controversial work ever made by the artist."
"Madonna herself is shown urinating on a toilet"
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 16:31:08 (EST)
"...Among the scenes were images of stealth bombers..." Fucking dear God do not tell me it was the mighty B/17 A Stealth...Ohhhhohhhhohhh
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 16:26:52 (EST)
Hey where'd all the ass kiss Canadian music fans I thought I had stirred up go? Listening to your Avril Lavigne records you ass drips?
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 16:24:51 (EST)
Buy my new single "American Tripe" at strip malls everywhere.
Mode Ina
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 16:24:51 (EST)
seems the dick chick learned from the dixie chicks, da.
boris
ukrainus, - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 16:23:31 (EST)
can you say backpedal boys and girls?
the girl ain't got no pluck anymo'
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 16:20:26 (EST)
Hey where'd all the ass kiss Canadian music fans I thought I had stirred up go? Listening to your Avril Lavigne records you ass drips?
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 16:19:31 (EST)
Holy Lordship it's snowing on the island! What say your weatherman down there Jrz?
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 16:14:18 (EST)
Jerzy, don't you mean "WRITE ON?"
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 16:12:32 (EST)
Writing new songs?! RIGHT ON!
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 16:09:10 (EST)
Jesus Hezbollah this lurk is slower than my stool on a Monday morning. Anyway, Willard, recording might be a tad pre-mature this W/E. Would a simple jam and writng session to create today's hottest societal hits do?
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 16:07:51 (EST)
Willy, U R L really annoying!
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 16:05:00 (EST)
yo Benny, we recording Saturday or Sunday?
Wilbert
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 16:04:03 (EST)
Hey mon.
The Kid
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 15:52:17 (EST)
When the mon hits your eye like a big pizza pie...
that's annoying
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 15:42:33 (EST)
gee and I thought lesbians loved bush
Capt. Obvious
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 15:41:28 (EST)
boris
ukrainus, - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 15:37:51 (EST)
Did someone say tripe?
ooh, mi estomago!
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 15:37:43 (EST)
this is a BAD sign
not a butthead
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 15:27:37 (EST)
get your hot URLs right...get 'em while they're hot...
URL Willy
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 15:27:01 (EST)
let's bomb sum 41
Cherry War Pie Willy <sum@zero.com>
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 15:24:42 (EST)
signed tripe that's important to society
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 15:23:55 (EST)
Shatner Sings
Fox Point, RI USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 15:15:26 (EST)
Listen, the music I've been honored to have a part in creating is important to society.
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 15:05:15 (EST)
Everybody's workin' for the weekend
Fox Point,, RI USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 15:00:45 (EST)
Thank MJ for this tripe.
Some Fourty Won
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 14:58:37 (EST)
I agree, MJ
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 14:57:13 (EST)
Listen, Canadian comedians, hockey players and hookers are okay by me. It's their crap musicians that scare me.
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 14:52:36 (EST)
canda?
mass confusion
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 14:52:05 (EST)
fots?
mass confusion
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 14:51:00 (EST)
Thank Canda for this tripe
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 14:50:33 (EST)
Lester
Michael J. Fox Point, RI USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 14:49:24 (EST)
Fots of Mass Destruction
F.O.M.D
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 14:47:00 (EST)
You think YOU'RE having a bad day?
The Kid
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 14:44:55 (EST)
And their Minister of Information.
Lester
Fox Point, RI USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 14:44:51 (EST)
Germany has the Iron Fist, Canada's got the Fistfull o' Foil. Right Coach?
My son - the Cocksucker
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 14:44:05 (EST)
the only Special Force Benny's got workin' is a devastating gas attack
Willy
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 14:42:04 (EST)
Let's not forget our newest recruits you Iraqi bastards!
Canadian Minister of Defence
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 14:37:51 (EST)
Ah, I forgot about the Special Forces.
The Kid
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 14:25:02 (EST)
Ah, I forgot about the Special Forces.
The Kid
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 14:24:47 (EST)
Don't forget about these guys, The Kid.
Old Time Hockey!
Fox Point, RI USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 14:22:57 (EST)
Us Quebecois hate the rest of Canada anyway.
Le Kid
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 14:18:12 (EST)
snipped willy
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 14:15:40 (EST)
But this is the SCARIEST weapon the Canadians have in their arsenal, by far.
The Kid
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 14:09:06 (EST)
Hoser Robots - Must Destroy
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 14:01:29 (EST)
Did someone say longpigs?
Rumbly in my Tumbly
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 13:58:06 (EST)
I want nothing to do with you disease infested long pigs
Kitty Carlisle
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 13:43:20 (EST)
Or if you really feel like getting dirty, you could try
this other link
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 13:41:59 (EST)
I know, how about all these fucking so-called peace-loving rock stars getting out of their 2003 diesel-guzzlin' Prevost tour buses and walking from gig to gig?
American Shit Starter
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 13:38:11 (EST)
Take off, eh?
Fox Point, eh?, RI USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 13:36:44 (EST)
try thislink for more poop than you'd ever wanna scoop...
thislink
shitstorm, USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 13:35:45 (EST)
Yeah, those 70's were a fuckin' riot. I'll never forget the time when...
(They don't call me) The Kid (for nothing)
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 13:35:36 (EST)
Have you seen the former Prime Minister trying out the newest in high-tech Canadian defense systems?
Pierre Trudeau
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 13:33:52 (EST)
Ahh the 70's. I remember like it was yesterday... Smearing shit from my grr-animals on the plastic seat of my big wheel.
Don
Brown, USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 13:33:08 (EST)
Halloween yes, but Hymers was NOT in costume
a lurker who knows
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 13:31:23 (EST)
Onward christian posable action figure.
Glassy Paw
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 13:29:37 (EST)
Dude I shit you not. It was putting the lotion in the basket when I snapped the pic. In all fairness it WAS at a Halloween party at my crib back in the 70's
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 13:26:54 (EST)
looks more like fucking Stevie Nicks
PS Willy
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 13:22:07 (EST)
Come on, there's no need to get all ethnic now...
The Kid
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 13:21:53 (EST)
you've gotta be FUCKIN' high...are you kiddin' me?
Dum @ss Willy
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 13:18:10 (EST)
Here we are! Come and get us!
Geddy Lee
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 13:14:51 (EST)
Speaking of gays and @sses, did someone call me?
I'm no Tom Brokaw
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 13:11:39 (EST)
PUKE: 
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 13:10:44 (EST)
Funny how all the Canadian lurkers fled north back to mommy's skirts when the shit started hittin' the fan, eh? Come out and lurk you communist pussies.
Amercian Shit Starter
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 13:10:30 (EST)
It puts the lotion in the basket.
Shows
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 13:09:21 (EST)
Why that's fuckin' Hymers you dum ass!
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 13:09:01 (EST)
All Canadians can kiss my powerful and beautiful yank ass.
American Shit Starter
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 13:08:02 (EST)
MJ who's the chick on the SHOWS page?
Willy
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 13:06:41 (EST)
Boy I'd really like to shave below that hog's g@y@ss necklace...
Zakk Wylde
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 13:05:58 (EST)
I said my name is Geraldo Rivera! You can't kick me outta IRAQ!
Jerry Rivers
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 13:05:50 (EST)
Is that a picture of MJ doing the full meat curtain spread?!!
Super Fan
Prince Edward, N.S. CA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 13:04:01 (EST)
definitely HOGWASH...I mean, look at that necklace...
Willy
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 13:03:48 (EST)
Hedgehog or Hogwash? You decide.
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 13:00:25 (EST)
PS- "serious hedgehogs" =very funny
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 12:58:38 (EST)
Fucking Proc ate no meat? One panty liner down the hatch!
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 12:57:18 (EST)
try yer hand at the bard's game
Shakes Pair
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 12:51:48 (EST)
Serious Hedgehog
Fox Point , RI USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 12:37:42 (EST)
serious hedgehogs
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 12:24:15 (EST)
Can we all just call it a police state and move on!? Pa - leeze.
Big Brodie
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 12:22:52 (EST)
The Patriot Act has struck a major blow against the terrorists
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 11:58:36 (EST)
Close, but no timbale.
Tito Puente
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 11:56:26 (EST)
I am NOT gay-@ss!
Willy's Gay-Ass Neckbrace
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 11:47:19 (EST)
This just in -- Jeter will never play again.
Lester
Fox Point, RI USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 11:46:43 (EST)
MJ® ROCKS!
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 11:43:09 (EST)
rare photo of a certain drummer not wearing that gay-@ss necklace.
new meaning to the term drumhead
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 11:42:42 (EST)
Willy, I think I'll leave the "beating it" to someone else...
The Kid
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 11:42:26 (EST)
Wow MJ. . . You've met Tonya Donnelly?
Some Smartass
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 11:38:36 (EST)
Yeah, as I was sayin...
Faux-willy
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 11:35:42 (EST)
Yeah, as I was sayin...
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Faux-willy
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 11:35:23 (EST)
I must admit there's some funny sh!t on the lurk today, it's about fukkin' time...Kid, take your World Series ring and beat it, Proc, lookin' good drinkin' outta straw, Boreselli, that kid'll see more Benny gigs than you ever will, MJ your panty liner is showing in that rock picture, and Drugsy? nuke you
As Willy Was Sayin'
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 11:32:50 (EST)
hey MJ start prepping them panty liners for lunch.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 11:28:02 (EST)
Lester
Fox Point, RI USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 11:27:30 (EST)
Hi I've come to liberate you.
Smiley The Happy Bomb
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 11:26:21 (EST)
That ain't Leno, that's Chil
BS Publicist
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 11:24:16 (EST)
Top this you has been wannabes
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 11:19:29 (EST)
What is Leno like 17 in that picture?
The Kid
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 11:18:30 (EST)
No, as I was saying...
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 11:16:23 (EST)
Fuck all of you. AS I WAS SAYING...
ready to be berated
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 11:14:23 (EST)
Proctor, where did you get that brilliant Flock of Saddam picture?!
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 11:12:57 (EST)
No, as I was saying...
Mud
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 11:07:47 (EST)
Like I was SAYING
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 11:04:56 (EST)
Who you callin' a has been?
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<b>Looks like the blame game is about to hit high gear. My guess is the first head rolls before the end of the week.</b><br>
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buck fush
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 11:03:01 (EST)
Royal.
Who's a has been?
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 10:58:43 (EST)
this will get your bowels good and loose
bush blair love duet
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 10:52:31 (EST)
Baghdad Defenseless Against Great White.
Don <10%@0ff.com>
Mixing Lurks, USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 10:44:35 (EST)
At the Decatur last night I spotted yet another has been rocker STILL sporting a bad 80's hair-don't
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 10:32:54 (EST)
"It's no fun being called Saddam Hussein these days."
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 10:12:20 (EST)
not your average clip joint
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 10:04:19 (EST)
This woman is visiting in Israel and notices that her little travel alarm
needs a battery. She looks for a watch repair shop and while she doesn't
read Hebrew she finally sees a shop with clocks and watches in the window.
She goes in and hands the man her clock. The man says, "Madam, I don't
repair clocks. I am a Mohel. I do circumcisions."
She says, "Why all the clocks in the window?"
And he says, "And what should I have in my window?"
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 09:54:53 (EST)
decisions, decisions.... or should I say incisions, incisions?
high and tight or low and loose?
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 09:42:30 (EST)
I'm not the only one who had a rough weekend
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 09:31:41 (EST)
I say NO to circumcision. Female or otherwise. I mean, if I had to make that decision for a wee babe.
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 09:24:03 (EST)
Hey Proctor, I seen your has been ass out last night too. I snapped a pic.
Proctor on the town
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 09:22:01 (EST)
My brain hurts. Mucho consumption of consumables over the last three days. Discovered two different good vintages of pinot noir and discovered I was out of Advil the following morning. Saw a certain Sizzler in the meat last night at the Decatur (which was already stop #2) and ended the binge at Nick-A-Nees which was full of even more has been rockers. Woke up this morning and saw something shockingly similar to this in the mirror.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 09:13:16 (EST)
These punks have the right idea.
Fox Point , ri USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 09:12:49 (EST)
Hey, when is the last time you clowns saw one on these?
The Kid
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 09:08:29 (EST)
I feel so lonely...
The Kid
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 09:03:32 (EST)
Boris, just let you know what kind of baseball fan The Kid is, he wears his Yankees hat BACKWARDS.
Lester
Fox Point, RI USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 08:59:30 (EST)
It's good to see Jose Contreras worked out so well for the Yanks. They're paying him $8 million a year to relief pitch, and he gives up 2 hits, 2 walks, and 2 runs. His current ERA is 10.80. Good pick-up there, Steinbrenner.
Lester
Fox Point, RI USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 08:55:50 (EST)
Is that the former Mr. Halle Berry a layin' and a howlin' on the ground?
Lace
Whitensville, MA USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 08:51:22 (EST)
esteem = having nomar for next 2-4 months. let the pinstripe whining begin. the hudson river will overflow by noon at the latest.
boris
- Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 08:48:20 (EST)
At least we didn't lose the DEVIL RAYS. Wait, come to think of it, we didn't at all. Leave it to a Red Sox fan to make himself feel better by making light of the misfortunes of others. Didn't your guidance counselor teach you that that's a sign of low self-esteem? You should probably get that checked out...
The Kid
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 08:44:12 (EST)
Sorry
USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 07:47:32 (EST)
This just breaks my heart. . .
Lester
Fox Point, RI USA - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 07:45:53 (EST)
i say 'future benny fan', willy, because he's already seen them as many times as uncle boriselli.
boris
some bar, - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 07:38:05 (EST)
habs goalie is named garon. 'no rag' backwards.
boris did not mean to jinx jeter but know what? tough sheetski. see also garciaparra wrist surgery.
boris' new nephew arrived yesterday and was calm until doc went at him with yon peepee knife. little dude looked him right in the eye and said "what are you fuckin' HIGH??!!" then pissed all over his stethoscope. a future benny fan is born.
boris
some bar, - Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 07:33:07 (EST)
Well Willy, I thought you might like a sody so I brought a few EXTREE.
Co Worker
USA - Monday, March 31, 2003 at 23:33:58 (EST)
that's a little EXTREE long EFFIN' drive...
Late Night with Willy Williamson
USA - Monday, March 31, 2003 at 22:07:54 (EST)
I go away for ONE gotdamn weekend and this is all I get? nice front page...funny sh!t...oh and Lester? that necklace is so not gay-@ss
Willard's Back and Your Gay-Ass Boyfriend is in Trouble
USA - Monday, March 31, 2003 at 21:10:11 (EST)
I thought I farted but I shit my pants
Peter Arnett
Somewhere, In South Pacific - Monday, March 31, 2003 at 19:34:58 (EST)
Them unicycles are EXTRY painful in the crotch area
Argon
Oregon USA - Monday, March 31, 2003 at 17:48:59 (EST)
Well, seems I struck a nerve with ol' Lester the brain molester. Always a fine, if not easy, accomplishment.
Don <chromo@extreY.com>
Some bar in Johnston, USA - Monday, March 31, 2003 at 17:15:37 (EST)
Screw this basketball shit, Sizzler. Break out your unicycles!
The Kid
USA - Monday, March 31, 2003 at 16:45:35 (EST)
don't get me started...
Magnum's point guard
USA - Monday, March 31, 2003 at 15:40:31 (EST)
A recent BS practice.
Lester
Fox Point , RI USA - Monday, March 31, 2003 at 15:24:05 (EST)
stag beetles from taiwan NEVER use Rick basses.
boriselli
- Monday, March 31, 2003 at 15:21:42 (EST)
Recent practice photo courtesy of...well, that's classified.
Magnums hype generator
USA - Monday, March 31, 2003 at 15:06:41 (EST)
Recent gig photo courtesy Jami Sleaze.
BS Hype Generator
USA - Monday, March 31, 2003 at 15:00:12 (EST)
What a diverse background we draw to this guestbook. Some live in gay sectors, others live in the ghetto. And some of us, well...
The Kid
USA - Monday, March 31, 2003 at 14:50:48 (EST)
Oh well. Trust me. It was a laugh riot.
MJ®
USA - Monday, March 31, 2003 at 14:46:29 (EST)
Hahaha everybody. Hey Boris, this is Paul McCartney
MJ®
USA - Monday, March 31, 2003 at 14:44:55 (EST)
HAHAHAHAHA!
G. Ranium
USA - Monday, March 31, 2003 at 14:42:43 (EST)
Here's Don's first website...
Lester
Fox Point , RI USA - Monday, March 31, 2003 at 14:35:23 (EST)
boris only spallchecks self, da. dyslexics of the world-- UNTIE!
so is paul now the quiet beatle?
boriselli
- Monday, March 31, 2003 at 14:31:42 (EST)
Lester
USA - Monday, March 31, 2003 at 14:28:03 (EST)
Don, trust me, I happen to know that Lester don't fuck on the first date.
G. Ranuim
USA - Monday, March 31, 2003 at 14:21:20 (EST)
I assume that's Lester as a portly child.
Don
Squid Bar, USA - Monday, March 31, 2003 at 14:18:54 (EST)
oh...my...god...
Geranium
USA - Monday, March 31, 2003 at 14:12:17 (EST)
I'll try this shit one last time. . .
USA - Monday, March 31, 2003 at 14:01:32 (EST)
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Nice
USA - Monday, March 31, 2003 at 13:55:56 (EST)
Huh?
USA - Monday, March 31, 2003 at 13:41:51 (EST)
I know, I know- "I" before "E" except after my ASS
MJ®
USA - Monday, March 31, 2003 at 13:39:49 (EST)
Hey Kid, one of the best things about being old (besides getting bitter) is you get to have parents old enough to have been in WWII. That's my dad in the nuthuggers-crew cheif for that P47 in the South Pacific.
USA - Monday, March 31, 2003 at 13:38:24 (EST)
Kid, thanks for the real estate advice, but I think THIS is my next move...
MJ®
USA - Monday, March 31, 2003 at 13:20:06 (EST)
Is "Terminatro" the Portuguese Terminator?
Movie Buff
USA - Monday, March 31, 2003 at 13:18:10 (EST)
Art Drone would like to express thanks for kind words for "Mr. War" from the weekend.
Art Drone <art.drone@terminatro.com>
USA - Monday, March 31, 2003 at 13:11:40 (EST)
Here I come!
Doozer
USA - Monday, March 31, 2003 at 13:07:03 (EST)
So MJ, why don't you just move here then.
The Kid
USA - Monday, March 31, 2003 at 13:00:05 (EST)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA MJ®, you funni. I'm glad you liked the pic of the pup. She was a real cutiepie.
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Monday, March 31, 2003 at 12:58:25 (EST)
That Armory is still there ain't it?
Don
Johnastan, USA - Monday, March 31, 2003 at 12:58:13 (EST)
Oh yeah? Well this huge rock star has moved up in the world. This is where I live now.
MJ®
USA - Monday, March 31, 2003 at 12:56:03 (EST)
And it's not the ghetto...it's ALMOST the ghetto.
Tha Kidd
USA - Monday, March 31, 2003 at 12:54:16 (EST)
So wrong. "...If you want an Iraqi woman, take her..."
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Monday, March 31, 2003 at 12:54:14 (EST)
i remember when certain sizzlers lived near armory. this was wayyyy back, when even MJ was just a medium-sized rock star and not a HUGE rock star. led zeppelin opened for the dames that summer.
boriselli
- Monday, March 31, 2003 at 12:48:35 (EST)
A west side hipster case in point.
Lester
Fox Point, RI USA - Monday, March 31, 2003 at 12:48:12 (EST)
That's pretty much what my neighborhood looks like. Wickenden Street ain't for the close-minded. The Kid's just jealous because he's forced to live in the ghetto with all the other rent-dodging wannabe hipsters.
Lester
Fox Point, RI USA - Monday, March 31, 2003 at 12:36:47 (EST)
Bah. Here it is.
The Kid
USA - Monday, March 31, 2003 at 12:19:14 (EST)
So, this must be your neighborhood then, Lester. (No insinuations, of course)
The Kid
USA - Monday, March 31, 2003 at 12:17:42 (EST)
Patrice Would
USA - Monday, March 31, 2003 at 12:07:53 (EST)
I see this jackass in my neighborhood all the time.
Lester
Fox Point, RI USA - Monday, March 31, 2003 at 11:34:01 (EST)
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Patrice
USA - Monday, March 31, 2003 at 11:33:21 (EST)
Turning Tutu?
boriselli
- Monday, March 31, 2003 at 11:31:04 (EST)
Or did you mean...
Super Mario Hilario
USA - Monday, March 31, 2003 at 11:20:37 (EST)
I'm a gastroenteroligist, a personal camera man for Jim Valicenti, and I keep my baseball hat collection in the back window of my 1989 k-car. Happy spring.
Terry
USA - Monday, March 31, 2003 at 11:08:45 (EST)
Uh, ok...
Nicky Two-times
USA - Monday, March 31, 2003 at 10:49:01 (EST)
Either that or you'll start convulsing uncontrollably.
The Kid
USA - Monday, March 31, 2003 at 10:48:08 (EST)
Either that or you'll start convulsing uncontrollably.
The Kid
USA - Monday, March 31, 2003 at 10:47:57 (EST)
If you stare back at us for a couple of seconds, you'll automatically be linked into Magnumland. Or use this link.
Lester
Fox Point, RI USA - Monday, March 31, 2003 at 10:36:28 (EST)
MJ, you'll just have to read my riveting autobiography to find out.
The Kid
USA - Monday, March 31, 2003 at 10:35:27 (EST)
PS to the Magnums: your website no worky for days. I click on index page andget SQUAT. Just your four mugs staring vacuously at me.
MJ®
USA - Monday, March 31, 2003 at 10:23:54 (EST)
The only one of those three choices that remotely applies to The Kid is Uber-Nerd.
Lester
Fox Point, RI USA - Monday, March 31, 2003 at 10:23:37 (EST)
Don't worry Jerzy. This one guy showed up to their gig.
Motormags Fan
USA - Monday, March 31, 2003 at 10:21:34 (EST)
Kid, you are a bit of a mystery to MJ. Are you an Uber Nerd, a rocker or a jock? Choose one please.
MJ®
USA - Monday, March 31, 2003 at 10:19:09 (EST)
And now for the collective groan...
The Kid
USA - Monday, March 31, 2003 at 10:16:50 (EST)
Swing, batter, batter!
Derek Jeetah
USA - Monday, March 31, 2003 at 10:03:55 (EST)
Oh, and by the way? Just so I get it out of the way- straight away? Fuck all you morans.
MJ®
USA - Monday, March 31, 2003 at 10:03:15 (EST)
Just for the record, the other three members of my band are Yankees fans. Assholes.
Lester
USA - Monday, March 31, 2003 at 10:01:58 (EST)
Holy fuck, I thought i was the only band memeber that was laying awake at night listening to my rotten old eggs rattling down the tubes..."When menopause struck Terry Linehan, it came with a vengeance...."
MJ®
USA - Monday, March 31, 2003 at 10:01:26 (EST)
Ha that was so funny I forgot to laugh, Lester. Now, I have a joke for you:
Q: How are the Red Sox like a patio set?
A: They both get put away in September.
OHHH! How you like THEM apples?
The Kid
USA - Monday, March 31, 2003 at 09:59:11 (EST)
Ahhh...Opening Day. The most wonderful day of the year. At 5:15 this afternoon I will be firmly ensconced on a bar stool at Babe's cheering on my beloved Red Sox. God bless America, and God bless Nomaaah.
Lester
Fox Point, Ri USA - Monday, March 31, 2003 at 09:48:01 (EST)
Nothing says Opening Day like a snowstorm.
Ted Williams
USA - Monday, March 31, 2003 at 09:33:31 (EST)
HA! Very funny, The Kid.
Lester
Fox Point, RI USA - Monday, March 31, 2003 at 08:49:52 (EST)
Hold on a sec! I just found the REAL reason why the Sizzler show was cancelled!
The Kid
USA - Monday, March 31, 2003 at 08:42:27 (EST)
Oh Lester. That's SO not nice.
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Monday, March 31, 2003 at 08:09:38 (EST)
OH DEAR GOD NO!!! NO GUINNESS?! What's next??!!?? No oxygen?!!? Must go to my happy place, must go to my happy place, happy place......
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Monday, March 31, 2003 at 08:08:41 (EST)
Here's another picture of Willy and his g@y @ss necklace.
Lester
Fox Point, RI USA - Monday, March 31, 2003 at 08:07:26 (EST)
what's the vegas over/under on time before chem and bio weapons are launched. i got friday. note to jerz from boriselli the mongrel: no micks=no guinness. since 1759. (burp)
boriselli
- Monday, March 31, 2003 at 07:50:13 (EST)
HAHAHAHAHAHA! That dude is Anti-IrishAmerican! Fucking micks DO need to smarten up and get a brian. I mean a brain.
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Monday, March 31, 2003 at 07:32:08 (EST)
I missed the OTHER band playing last night. Sad but true...I'm just NOT punk rock enough to brave the cold and rain whilst my sinuses are evacuating quarts of snot in regular intervals. My bad. I hope Willy wasn't TOO heartbroken.
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Monday, March 31, 2003 at 07:30:18 (EST)
Get with it, you peace-loving "morans".
Lester
Fox Point, RI USA - Monday, March 31, 2003 at 07:26:38 (EST)
You fugged da? I fugged da. That's fuggin' intrestin.
Bob Hymers
Central Falls, RI USA - Sunday, March 30, 2003 at 22:46:38 (EST)
Okay Face, I'm done fucking myself. Now what?
Man Janesfield
USA - Sunday, March 30, 2003 at 22:24:38 (EST)
I suggest everyone just go fuck themselves.
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^›
USA - Sunday, March 30, 2003 at 17:50:50 (EST)
MJ, did you say fuck me? The only fuckin' way your gonna fuckin' fuck me is to fuckin' fuck, wait, uh- I'm confused, ask Sluggo.
dexter
bakefield, ri USA - Sunday, March 30, 2003 at 17:04:41 (EST)
couldn't get any more pissed....
spudz
USA - Sunday, March 30, 2003 at 14:03:34 (EST)
And dexter, fuck you too!
MJ®
USA - Sunday, March 30, 2003 at 11:12:02 (EST)
Jerzy, a real man knows you got my back...Thanks for the doggie pic. Nice photograph to boot
MJ®
USA - Sunday, March 30, 2003 at 11:11:33 (EST)
I'm skeered, don't hit me!
dexter
USA - Sunday, March 30, 2003 at 10:15:52 (EST)
Lissen, BITCH - MJ® ain't no BITCH. She's pretty and a KICK ASS bass player and she gives a fuck about aminals and the environment. You wanna see a bitch? I'm sure that can be arranged...
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Sunday, March 30, 2003 at 08:13:08 (EST)
Wow that MJ sure is a bitch
Pretty Lady
USA - Sunday, March 30, 2003 at 00:00:51 (EST)
MJ®, you mean your meat curtains curtain?
Boy Orbison
USA - Saturday, March 29, 2003 at 14:10:17 (EST)
If Proctor don't eat meat this weekend I'll eat my pantyliner come Monday morn.
MJ®
USA - Saturday, March 29, 2003 at 13:19:55 (EST)
Mr. War is HOTT!
Geranium
USA - Saturday, March 29, 2003 at 11:12:24 (EST)
Can mr.war get out tough stains like those made by para-military "thugs".
Dexter
bakefield, ri USA - Saturday, March 29, 2003 at 08:53:10 (EST)
Mr. War Rocks!!!!Can I buy a case at my local Army Navy Surplus Store?
cheffie
USA - Saturday, March 29, 2003 at 08:00:51 (EST)
I LOVE Mr. War! I use him to clean up all of the um, er, loose ends left behind by my father! He works great in pissing contests with dear old dad too!
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 23:21:17 (EST)
Sheesh!! A girl ain't feeling well, goes to the doc for drugs (after doing every holistic thing possible for the past three weeks) and look at what I come back to! I would ride this puppy out but it appears that I have a sinus infection and sinusitis. And since we're headed out on holiday next week I need to get well. Cheffy, I haven't forgotten the seitan, man. I'm sorting boxes of stuff.
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 20:48:32 (EST)
Icebergs, keep those damn beers cold, don't they?
Looking skyward, and looking for......uh, I just fell over. Another beer please.
dexter
bakefield , ri USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 20:14:46 (EST)
oops......I thought I had 37000 on the counter ...I only had 36900......me so dumb
chef
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 19:08:18 (EST)
NO! God gave Rock and Roll to ME.
Gene Simmons
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 17:42:13 (EST)
We all agree that jesus crap is way off, but god did give us rock n' roll.
Everybody
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 17:38:35 (EST)
and by the way...........I like Pat Sajak.......he looks kinda like that cute guitar god from Neutral Nation
chef
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 17:21:23 (EST)
Ha HA Lurkers.....Life is good....Life is happy....Flowers are poking there pretty little heads outta the ground...la la la la la............smiles everybody............Vegetable Rights and Peace
chef
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 17:20:33 (EST)
not quite out, more bad news. get out the scrapbooks
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 17:17:55 (EST)
MJ in your honor I ain't eating no meat ALL weekend. There, feel better? I AM in desperate need to slaughter a fine batch of barley, hops, and malt though, so OFF to the slaughter house (don't look MJ it's gonna be ugly)
I'm out[[[[]]]]~~~~~~~~~~~
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 17:15:32 (EST)
036902
Cap'n 036902
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 17:15:12 (EST)
Cheffie, don't pee on our depression session. We're all working on our suicide scrapbooks and you had to come in and ruin it.
Drugert
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 17:13:42 (EST)
told ya
chef
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 17:13:07 (EST)
37K will be mine...all mine....then I'm out
chef
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 17:12:46 (EST)
MJ.......did you get my email re: financial backing for said Airport Diner?
chef
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 17:07:18 (EST)
Now Keno....THAT'S Progress!!
chef
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 17:06:38 (EST)
Whoa....I had fun just lookin' at 'em!
chef
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 17:05:49 (EST)
Hey cheffie, check out my funbags.
MJ®
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 17:03:25 (EST)
Not until you make me a nice omelette and cue up my Keno® at the airport diner.
Drugsy <eggs@waked&baked.com>
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 17:03:14 (EST)
Icebergs good........keep drinks cold.
chef
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 17:01:41 (EST)
Ahhhhhhh.......first liquid barley sandwich down and feel much better........me no more think today.
chef
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 17:00:54 (EST)
Proc, I'm just hoping an iceberg evolves into North America and all other land masses.
Drugsy
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 16:59:54 (EST)
I agree....and these 10%ers are NEVER in a position of power.........fuck em all...nuke Iraq and the rest of us all at the same time.......we're doomed I tell ya..DOOMED!!!!!
chef
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 16:57:36 (EST)
MJ....Oh yeah! (How's that for a thought provoking comeback) oops
chef
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 16:56:14 (EST)
MJ....Oh yeah! (HO's that for a thought provoking comeback)
chef
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 16:55:54 (EST)
I agree cheffer, not all humans are bad. Through my extensive research I've come to the completely random numer of about 10% at any one time are actualy "good, compasionate beings." Unfortunatly these qualities don't generaly point these people into positions of power.
Drugsy <5˘@salon>
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 16:54:40 (EST)
Speaking of boils, it's my birthday Monday and I took the day off. So if you hear of some drunk getting arrested for climbing the Old Red Bridge call a lawyer for me will ya.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 16:49:54 (EST)
Methinks MJ needs a nap. I'll see you all later. I'm blowin' this piece.
The Kid
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 16:49:23 (EST)
I've haven't noticed ANY species making progress. And in plain english, you never will. Evolution is a millions of years affair. Progress is a very tiny thing (a good thing in my book, but tiny) and best suited to be applied to a small group of people (or other species) or better yet to one person. Progress and growth are like boils, they don't amount to nothing unless they're on your ass
hey, I like that line. I'm gonna have to steal that from myself.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 16:47:00 (EST)
Hey Cheffy, fuck you too!
MJ®
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 16:45:08 (EST)
Drugsy sir, I beg to differ. Not all humans are inherently bad. I believe that once we (the bad humans) chose to ignore the rules of nature and believe that we are the end all/ be all of "Gods" work and/or evolution...thats when we fucked up...therefore I say we've sucked the big one for about 10,000 years....
chef
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 16:40:40 (EST)
And bad spellers too.
Druglord
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 16:39:22 (EST)
Holy sheep shit batman!! I go to w##k (with both meat and vegetables)fo a few hours and the lurk freaks out....I need beer....I promise no hops or barley will feel any pain...and after a few, neither will this tired old punk rock chef.
chef
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 16:38:10 (EST)
Humans are an inherenly bad machine. At least 25,000 years worth anyway. Do you see any progress? And putting human issues ahead of all others is still speciesistic.
Drugsy <bummer@dude.com>
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 16:37:36 (EST)
:) wheee!
MJ®
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 16:31:30 (EST)
I feel your pain. Alright I'm the frock out. Benny, let's record some of today's hottest not-so-new tunes next w/e...MJ, warm up the hot buttered candy corn...
Willy Rod Driver
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 16:30:09 (EST)
That should provide you with hours of fun.
The Kid
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 16:18:21 (EST)
AAAAAAARRRRGGHHH!!!
death throws of a rutabaga
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 16:16:17 (EST)
Here you go, MJ. Maybe this will turn that frown upside down...
The Kid
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 16:15:51 (EST)
Proctor, I'm not sure vegetables feel pain but I'm sure animals do. If your belief is that vegetables feel pain I respect that.
MJ®
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 16:03:46 (EST)
I may be old, but I sure am bitter.
MJ®
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 16:01:27 (EST)
Boris eat me. Proctor, fuck you. Willy, good luck "rocking".Lester blow me. Kid, lick me. Jerzy, well I'll deal with you later. Drugsy=my hero
MJ®
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 16:00:12 (EST)
yah Drugsy, good point though i had to look it up. speciesism is it. by the same token, howbout first trying to not 'cruelly exploit' humans. or is that called humanism?
boriselli crostini della'fuck-knuckle
- Friday, March 28, 2003 at 15:56:59 (EST)
Land of the free?...
not even close
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 15:56:54 (EST)
tenacious...fucking tenacious...alright lurkers...Willy's about out...rocking (in motormags' our own special way) the El n Gee in DOWNTOWN New London tonight then the Rotten Apple on Sunday night, Continental style...LATE
Willard the Lion Hearted
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 15:52:47 (EST)
Alright I passed up the steak & cheese for lunch and went with the eggplant parm instead. MJ has me stoopping to murdering innocent vegetables and grains. I hope your happy there mister, cuz now I gotta live with the nightmares of that eggplant being cut down in its prime!
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 15:51:17 (EST)
Boris, I believe it's called speciesism.
Drugsy
Wes' Human Rib House, - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 15:43:24 (EST)
'what is the secret of your powers' you ask?
Wonder Boy
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 15:42:03 (EST)
i bow to the greatness that is 3-Finger Willy ; )
have a nice weekend mah negroes....
boriselli
- Friday, March 28, 2003 at 15:39:22 (EST)
QVACK...QVACK...
Svilly
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 15:38:44 (EST)
Ahh yes, the chemical purity that is Wonder Bread. It's what our "boys" are fighting for as we speak.
Drugsy
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 15:38:34 (EST)
I named you 'Boriselli', Boriselli...don't you a'go a'forgettin' it either
Willy
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 15:37:34 (EST)
mad ups for anyone who wants to not eat meat. it's a personal decision, like, umm....necklaces and culottes. i married someone who is 100% italian, so would either get divorced or starve if went veggie. not into either. seriously...our fuckin' orange juice has meat in it. carnivores and non- have rights. it's possible to stick up for both. won't eat veal but won't picket for chickens either. SOMEbody beer me.
boriselli
- Friday, March 28, 2003 at 15:34:16 (EST)
Drugsy, your tum tum can't tolerate white Wonder bread no less a little rare sirloin tip
Sir Loin
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 15:26:07 (EST)
Finally! A news source that I can understand!
Lester
Fox Point, RI USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 15:21:20 (EST)
All right, fire it up Drugsy.
The Kid
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 15:17:17 (EST)
God? Meat? What the fuck is wrong with you assholes? I'll have MJ® shut this lurk down if you carnivorus mythmongers don't straighten up. Next time you get hungry pray to your little god and off yourself . I'm firing up the spit as we speak.
Drugsy <longpig@beefstewstyle>
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 15:14:10 (EST)
whoops can't spall either. that is some funny shit lester. i wish i was surprised but, see previous post. it's a way of life.
boriselli
- Friday, March 28, 2003 at 15:10:08 (EST)
every signle person in warwick would qualify then, not just boriselli.
sorry MJ, it's the sudafed talking. think i have SARS... Super Asshead Repeating Syndrome.
boriselli
- Friday, March 28, 2003 at 15:08:58 (EST)
Quack.
Lester
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 14:58:01 (EST)
According to this, the offending Rhode Island drunk is from Warwick...
Lester
Fox Point, RI USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 14:43:55 (EST)
General, Captain Obvious reporting for duty, sir!
The Kid
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 14:29:41 (EST)
MJ®, sick or not, I got your back - I'll blow snot rockets on you fucks if you don't get below MJ® and well....
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 14:28:54 (EST)
Boris you are an idiot.
MJ®
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 14:19:50 (EST)
what the hell does a general think he knows about war?
General Lee Clueless
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 14:19:45 (EST)
this war needs another front
rummy
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 14:18:39 (EST)
Ok, if we're going to bring the big guy into this, I believe this is the question that has been on EVERYBODY'S mind...
The Kid
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 14:10:12 (EST)
as a famous shitstarter said: if god hadn't intended us to eat animals then why did he make them out of meat.
boriselli
- Friday, March 28, 2003 at 14:02:15 (EST)
No, actually I believe this is. You might be able to find some useful tips in here, Lester.
The Kid
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 14:02:03 (EST)
I think this is the next best seller...
Lester
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 13:48:27 (EST)
And now something from the Retro-Lunch.
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 13:47:40 (EST)
Satin doll? Did I miss a lapdance thread?
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 13:11:13 (EST)
mmm...
Save me some pork flank!
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 13:08:29 (EST)
Then there was some else at the Doll with a g@y @ss necklace?
Lester
Fox Point, RI USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 13:01:58 (EST)
mm...delicious, if a little gamey...
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 12:54:31 (EST)
where the fuck do you guys get these goddamn pictures of ANYTHING and EVERYTHING?! I mean, a delicious bacon cheese-fur-burger??? oh and Proc., that was NOT me at the Satin Doll either...
Willy
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 12:50:08 (EST)
R.I.P - Silver Top Diner
Lester
Fox Point, RI USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 12:48:39 (EST)
This exactly how a bacon cheeseburger looks when they serve it to you at Haven Brothers.
Lester
Fox Point, Ri USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 12:44:28 (EST)
Don't worry about it, Willy. I was there last Friday and last Saturday nights. Now that the Silver Top is gone, I have to get my late night grease fix from somewhere.
Lester
Fox Point, RI USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 12:40:55 (EST)
the second visit's the real charmer...and so what if I was there just last night...SO WHAT!
Two Time Willy
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 12:37:00 (EST)
You see what happens when you eat too many bacon cheeseburgers from the Haven Brothers?
The Kid
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 12:34:20 (EST)
It ain't Wes's, and it don't have no mismatched plastic tablecloths, but it'll do jus' fine, yes suh.
The Kid
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 12:25:09 (EST)
now this sh!t is just plain scary
Gemany-->Poland=USA-->Iraq
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 12:22:13 (EST)
Damn right you did. And I believe I saw you on your second visit of the night.
Lester
Fox Point, RI USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 12:17:39 (EST)
hey Lester, didn't I run into you at Haven with a big-@ss bac-chee-burg fallin' out yer yap?
Willy the WASP
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 12:11:01 (EST)
At least we know MJ didn't get on a plane.
Lester
Fox Point, RI USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 11:58:55 (EST)
I miss Wes. I used to live a couple of blocks from the O-riginal Wes' in South Prov. Every Sunday they had the whole hog roast and that baby would be turning on a spit out front all day. The other cook, Fly, was the balls too. Man, I used to get 50 cent "scrap sammiches" from there that were to die for.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 11:52:57 (EST)
Ya gotta love a place with plastic tablecloths. It lets you know up front that some seriously messy dismemberment is not only expected, but encouraged.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 11:48:51 (EST)
Holy God The Kid, that food looks so good...And cheap! Two-fifty for a bacon cheeseburger!?! Beats the hell out of those Haven Bros prices.
Lester
Fox Point , RI USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 11:47:20 (EST)
Hey Proctor, these guys deliver.
The Kid
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 11:40:58 (EST)
MJ gets like that every "back waxin' Friday" so bear with her...speakin' of panty liners, where's Boriselli? oh and Lester? nevermind...Drugsy? ah forgetaboutit
Willy
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 11:40:18 (EST)
How to identify the bad guys-
Nation with large military force illegally invades a much much weaker nation. Motives are led by the desire to control their oil and gain some additional strategic presence in the area. Some personal motives might be involved. The whole world is against this illegal act.
Iraq invades Kuwait 1990
Nation with large military force illegally invades a much much weaker nation. Motives are led by the desire to control their oil and gain some additional strategic presence in the area. Some personal motives might be involved. The whole world is against this illegal act.
US invades Iraq 2003
Black Hat Bartholemew
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 11:38:14 (EST)
Hey MJ, can ya pick me up a burger on the way back?
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 11:34:28 (EST)
Hey MJ, why don't you get below me and try to win this contest?
Lester
Fox Point, RI USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 11:33:58 (EST)
Everybody can get below me and blow me. Where the fuck is chong when you need him? I'm out to kill all your families. I'll be back.
MJ®
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 11:27:59 (EST)
This Bloomberg quote is priceless
"...Its also true you shouldn't be going on the Williamsburg Bridge, breaking into some place you shouldn't be, and drinking. How stupid can you be?"
He doesn't know too many people from around here does he?
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 11:24:02 (EST)
According to this, they were drunk. Where the fuck is Shuttleworth?
Lester
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 11:12:15 (EST)
Y'wanna bet those bozos were just hanging one off the bridge?
guys from da hill what watched saturday night fever TOO many times
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 11:11:27 (EST)
Bridge update- All local lurkers are present and accounted for..... right?
"Two men from Massachusetts and a third from Rhode Island were being questioned at a nearby stationhouse, police said."
sitting in alibi alley
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 11:09:09 (EST)
Rubber baby bunker busters- say THAT 3 times fast.
Bunker Busted? NOT!
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 11:06:51 (EST)
Anybody here order a conspiracy?
shrubbery....... PURE shrubbery
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 10:55:00 (EST)
As the Beatles would say- Why don't you do it in the road?
dancing/fighting/racing in the streets
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 10:52:19 (EST)
I am in pieces.
The Kid
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 10:50:11 (EST)
"being grown up isn't half as fun as growing up...these are the best days of our lives...the only thing that matters is just following your heart and eventually you'll finally get it right"
Willy One More Time <just fucking kill me now>
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 10:49:18 (EST)
the kids (and The Kid) must be so disappointed that the Benny/Big World show is off...wait, what's all that dancing in the streets?
Willard Said So
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 10:47:27 (EST)
A bridge too far for me...
The Kid
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 10:40:06 (EST)
Jerzy, have you heard the news?
A Bridge Too Far
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 10:27:27 (EST)
And MJ's not into stout.
Lester
Fox Point, RI USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 10:26:49 (EST)
The Oracle of Bacon.
Lester
Fox Point, RI USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 10:24:03 (EST)
Short and stout...
The Kid
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 10:23:02 (EST)
Now one thing that strikes me as totally asinine is trying to make vegan stuff taste like meat. Isn't that contradictory to the whole idea? If I want haggis, I WANT haggis not some ridiculous sculpted tofu concoction that tries to imitate the wonderous poisonous quality of good haggis. I mean there's NOBODY out there making pork by-products into imitation broccoli or capers, now is there?
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 10:20:07 (EST)
Holy crap! See what happens when people get embroiled in these kinds of arguments?
The Kid
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 10:16:45 (EST)
Long and skinny?
Lester
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 10:16:16 (EST)
Yet more dangerous subversives protesting the war
Praying Mandible
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 10:13:26 (EST)
As two worlds collide...Does this sandwich hate itself?
The Kid
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 10:11:04 (EST)
To Serve Man
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 10:08:10 (EST)
Now that's JUST NOT RIGHT! Comparing penned-up tortured chickens to WWII holocaust victims is hardly fair. I'm mean who gives a damn about slaughtering long-pigs? Chickens on the other hand have all those redeeming qualities. They have a stylish assortment of feathers, they make very amusing noises, AND they lay eggs! What the f%*k can humans do that's as cool as dropping an embryo encased in mother natures tupperware? Hmmmm? Nothing, that's right!
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 10:05:57 (EST)
That's right Lester...I like mine long, but skinny...
MJ®
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 10:04:37 (EST)
This is the only meat MJ'll eat.
Lester
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 10:01:12 (EST)
murdeous?
not saying nuttin
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 09:59:16 (EST)
Even creepier.
Lester
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 09:57:55 (EST)
Nothing like a carcass pouring blood out its headless skinned remains to stir my appetite. I still remember the first steak I was on a first name basis with. Well, actually I forget her name now, but she made some damn fine steaks. And the dog loved us for giving him the head to chow on. He especially seemed to enjoy the eyeballs and tongue, but the brains inaccessibility left him a bit frustrated till we cracked the skull in half.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 09:57:05 (EST)
This'll REALLY piss off the murdeous lurkites...
MJ®
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 09:53:55 (EST)
That Kid's the only kid that' knows what's going on.
MJ®
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 09:47:16 (EST)
Mmmmm....
The Kid
Quonset Point, RI USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 09:44:33 (EST)
Oh yeah, and while we're at it? Let's nuke iraq.
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 09:41:26 (EST)
Mmmm...
Lester
Fox Point, RI USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 09:30:04 (EST)
anybody still messing with that reflections/laser game? I just hit level 19 on that jammie.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 09:29:26 (EST)
Lester, Boris, carnivores of all kinds, you may want to check this out...
The Kid
Quonset Point, RI USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 09:09:09 (EST)
Yo boris, are you serious about those lasers?
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 09:08:22 (EST)
CHICKEN-FRIED BACON!!! Holy hardened arteries Fatman!
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 08:58:30 (EST)
Thanks Jerz....I'm off to my kitchen at the beach now fellow lurkers....I'll check y'all later.......I think I'll listen to Benny Sizzler really freakin' loud on the drive.......YeeeeeHaaaa........I WANT MORE SIZZZLER!!!! Please record more and send me free stuff...you know I'm cheap...but I do like that free rock!
cheffy
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 08:42:14 (EST)
Don't forget the kneading! Then it's soak, rinse, knead soak rinse....very theraputic.
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 08:41:14 (EST)
Sure Cheffy, I gotta look through my recipes from school - will do it this evening, okay?
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 08:39:13 (EST)
I'm being held prisoner! In someone's pants!
Yeoman Gopher <gopher@theloveboat.com>
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 08:38:05 (EST)
mmmmmmmmmmmm fat
homer s
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 08:37:44 (EST)
Hey Jerz....I've made seitan from scratch one time many years ago....can you refresh me (send me an e-mail so we don't bore the lurk........I do remember soak, rinse, soak, rinse, soak rinse...boil...or something like that....
cheffy <chefdc1@hotmail.com>
the beach, DE USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 08:37:19 (EST)
Holy Hell! "They've taken fat, they've doubled-coated it in fat, they've fried it in more fat, and then served it with a side order of fat."
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 08:35:29 (EST)
I know how to make seitan from scratch - it is soooo much better than the packaged stuff because you control the broth. It doesn't get too squeaky either. I love it!
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 08:30:46 (EST)
Could you whip up a batch of my favorite cuisine?
Lester
Fox Point, RI USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 08:14:03 (EST)
I LOVE tempeh!!!...and Seitan.....tofu can be good...but usually aint!...You know, I gotta please Miss MJ...so there'll be PLENTY of Veggie and Vegan options....as well as Meat to please Mr. Procter and Boris.
chef
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 08:03:59 (EST)
Cheffy, are you gonna do anything with tempeh in the new place. I like it so much better than tofu.
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 07:56:31 (EST)
Is it just me or does the "whattayafuckinhigh" women look exactly like a Mr. Hymers?
chef
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 06:49:11 (EST)
Dont fast.....eat more chicken heads.........of course chicken heads will be on the menu (did you get my e-mail mean joe)...but I prefer them lightly seasoned and pan fried along with all the yummy gizzards.........yum,tastes like tofu.
cheffy
USA - Friday, March 28, 2003 at 06:46:49 (EST)
Hey Dexter, think Cheffy would serve us up some Chicken McNoggin if'n he opened his diner round these parts?
MJ®
USA - Thursday, March 27, 2003 at 21:56:24 (EST)
looks like fine delaware fried chicken, freshly scraped up off rt. 113 and prepared in rehoboth beach.
dexter
bakefield, ri USA - Thursday, March 27, 2003 at 21:25:44 (EST)
hey procter, I'll bring all my tax info to the sizzler gig, I'll buy you a warm meister brau! Doesn't pay to trim the Bush, but I'll keep trying! Don't mention fasting around cheffy. He's edgy that way, ya know.
dexter
bakefield, ri USA - Thursday, March 27, 2003 at 21:22:37 (EST)
Fuhrer
- Thursday, March 27, 2003 at 19:49:35 (EST)
WHoooeee! Look at the comb over on that Chicken McNoggin!
East Coasty White Ghosty
USA - Thursday, March 27, 2003 at 19:00:41 (EST)
Sorry it took so long to get back to Puzzled Poster (I was hanging up my clothes to dry and it took a while to get to
Arrecife de Lanzarote on the island of Lanzarote, Canary Islands): Basra -- Pikera. Bas (like Bass), a fish, and another
fish pike. Whatever. The crosses work great by the way.
Oaklandboy
USA - Thursday, March 27, 2003 at 18:53:23 (EST)
One's fried and one's baked.
Drugsy
Planet Bong, USA - Thursday, March 27, 2003 at 17:29:55 (EST)
what's the difference between Pat Sajak's head and that fried chicken McNoggin head?
stoopid stoopid stoopid question Willy <not@riddle.com>
USA - Thursday, March 27, 2003 at 16:39:44 (EST)
Hey, I thought we said no pictures of lurkers on the lurk. You'll be hearing from my lawyaz.
Drugsy "Chicken" Head
USA - Thursday, March 27, 2003 at 16:26:30 (EST)
somebody say lasers? boriselli got lasers. many as you need. 10% lurk discount even.
boriselli
ireeq - Thursday, March 27, 2003 at 16:06:06 (EST)
razzin' frizzin''...Anways, as I was saying...HEAD lickin' good
USA - Thursday, March 27, 2003 at 15:32:39 (EST)
Hi! Remember me?!
![](http://www.bennysizzler.com/images/henny.jpg")
USA - Thursday, March 27, 2003 at 15:31:40 (EST)
NUKE DRUGSY!
"What up" Willy
USA - Thursday, March 27, 2003 at 15:30:35 (EST)
We could just send this guy in. As history has shown, it just takes one superguy with lasers to accomplish what whole armies could not.
The Kid
USA - Thursday, March 27, 2003 at 15:23:58 (EST)
I can always count on my boy Drugsy to keep it real. And while we're at it, nuke all breeders. Me first.
MJ®
USA - Thursday, March 27, 2003 at 15:06:51 (EST)
NUKE IRAQ!
Drugsy
USA - Thursday, March 27, 2003 at 14:45:05 (EST)
It's off to the bean borrough via the rail for me. Lurk on intrepid ones, I'm out[[[{{{}}}]]]~~~~~~~~~~
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, March 27, 2003 at 14:27:22 (EST)
I'd buy that just for the "Dictators of the World" playing cards! I wonder if they're collectible. "I'll trade you this Khruschev and a Charmain Mao for a Nicolae Ceaucescu and a Noriega." Good times right there!
The Kid
USA - Thursday, March 27, 2003 at 14:17:40 (EST)
It's Getting Hot In Here, So Take Off Your Blindfolds
USA - Thursday, March 27, 2003 at 14:10:24 (EST)
A Nun From The Geneva Convent
USA - Thursday, March 27, 2003 at 14:08:22 (EST)
Remember: you pray with that mouth...
Lester
USA - Thursday, March 27, 2003 at 13:49:17 (EST)
one for willy
USA - Thursday, March 27, 2003 at 13:21:31 (EST)
and today's darwin award goes to...
vancouver cart chick
USA - Thursday, March 27, 2003 at 13:08:48 (EST)
note the sieg bile salute
BS Obituary Columnist
USA - Thursday, March 27, 2003 at 12:52:36 (EST)
I see the BSRL did some homew**k
Capt. Obvious
USA - Thursday, March 27, 2003 at 12:48:15 (EST)
obviously a dangerous disorganized lot
USA - Thursday, March 27, 2003 at 12:47:01 (EST)
Answer for Mr. Okaland Boy: Arrecife de Lanzarote on the island of Lanzarote, Canary Islands
BS Reference Librarian
USA - Thursday, March 27, 2003 at 12:46:42 (EST)
pikera?
puzzled poster
USA - Thursday, March 27, 2003 at 12:45:28 (EST)
decency moves yet another...
ann wRight
USA - Thursday, March 27, 2003 at 12:42:34 (EST)
Yeah...sort of like Pikera
Oaklandboy
USA - Thursday, March 27, 2003 at 12:23:36 (EST)
Isn't that more of a Baghmom?
crossdress crossreference
USA - Thursday, March 27, 2003 at 12:12:00 (EST)
Those crosses (the crater "art") might work for drying my clothes. Where did they
say that was?
Oaklandboy
USA - Thursday, March 27, 2003 at 12:11:02 (EST)
From Bagdad-
BS War Correspondent
USA - Thursday, March 27, 2003 at 12:04:06 (EST)
you long-pigs are not praying and fasting hard enough...I may very well curl up in a corner and chew on one of your sneakers in a very contented fashion
...whether you pray and fast or not.
Dog
USA - Thursday, March 27, 2003 at 12:02:05 (EST)
I'm fasting as fast as I can
MJ®
USA - Thursday, March 27, 2003 at 12:00:06 (EST)
you people are not praying and fasting hard enough...I may very well smile upon thy enemies if this continues...
God
USA - Thursday, March 27, 2003 at 11:57:32 (EST)
I thought they were talking about "Providence" the TV show.
Lester
Fox Point, RI USA - Thursday, March 27, 2003 at 11:39:09 (EST)
from the same bill, more legislative hilarity
…Benjamin Franklin, convinced of God's intimate involvement in human affairs…
and this one
Whereas all of the various faiths of the people of the United States have recognized, in our religious traditions, the need for fasting and humble supplication before Providence
well maybe I wouldn't mind a little supplication
i'm just a bill here on capital hill
USA - Thursday, March 27, 2003 at 11:28:30 (EST)
You didn't mention the punchline Lester
"Recognizing the public need for fasting and prayer in order to secure the blessings and protection of Providence..."
I think as citizens here in little RI, we can dispense with the formality of a piece of legislation and give them our blessings and protection.... Maybe for a small fee instead of that prayer and fasting nonsense?
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, March 27, 2003 at 11:23:18 (EST)
This really pisses me off. The US Congress proposes a bill to "Recognizing the public need for fasting and prayer..." I certainly hope the government has a better military strategy than this.
Lester
Fox Point, RI USA - Thursday, March 27, 2003 at 11:12:06 (EST)
Did you ever see a light-echo?
Space Cadet ( that WWII stuff never did it for me)
USA - Thursday, March 27, 2003 at 11:09:56 (EST)
I must say nobody asked the obvious question about the crater/art/thingy. What kinda wine can you grow in that ash/volcanic/stuff-a-ma-bob?
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, March 27, 2003 at 10:46:24 (EST)
st joe last week, da. stole joke from stump the dj this morning, da.
gregorian calendar redux
USA - Thursday, March 27, 2003 at 10:34:29 (EST)
I actually fucking laffed at that joke Boriselli...
Willaroonie
USA - Thursday, March 27, 2003 at 10:32:56 (EST)
Oh! That's a spicy meatball!
The Kid
USA - Thursday, March 27, 2003 at 10:24:56 (EST)
mental note: st joe's was *last* thursday. da.
boriselli
ireeq - Thursday, March 27, 2003 at 10:14:23 (EST)
Listen guys, it's REALLY really hard to glue all those popsicle sticks together!
Uli Lampe
USA - Thursday, March 27, 2003 at 10:05:30 (EST)
Holy war batman!
Art Critic
USA - Thursday, March 27, 2003 at 10:03:50 (EST)
Christian bullshit as art.
Agnostic Front
USA - Thursday, March 27, 2003 at 10:02:32 (EST)
German artist Uli Lampe (unseen) has placed 365 white crosses to protest the war in Iraq (news - web sites) in a wine growing area in volcanic soil in Arrecife de Lanzarote on the island of Lanzarote, Canary Islands, Spain Thursday, March 26, 2003. (AP Photo/EFE,Jesus Porteros)
war as art
USA - Thursday, March 27, 2003 at 09:55:43 (EST)
Hey Jerzy, check the action down the street from you.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, March 27, 2003 at 09:54:05 (EST)
Joke for Mean Saint Joseph's Day-
An Italian guy goes into the barbershop and sits in the chair.
The barber looks at him and says, "Do you want a trim or do you just want me to change the oil."
brushing up on my piazonics
USA - Thursday, March 27, 2003 at 09:38:49 (EST)
Separate But Equal? 
The Jakarta Intramural Tomato Throwing Teams
USA - Thursday, March 27, 2003 at 09:24:22 (EST)
Y'all realize of course I've entered the exciting world of tax preparation, right? I suppose if you prefer giving your money directly to H&R Crock when you could be paying a fellow lurker to use their software and pay them indirectly that's your choice. I mean, just cuz they got them big fancy @ss store fronts, years of experience, and millions in assets to back it all up with, doesn't mean they're any better than me with my beat up laptop bag (that I just repaired with MATCHING colored thread), months of experience, and looming bankruptcy.... er, does it?
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, March 27, 2003 at 08:47:46 (EST)
Is that a Kegelcisor next to Rosie the Riveter?
Flinstone Chewable Vitamins
USA - Thursday, March 27, 2003 at 08:33:04 (EST)
HAHAHAHAHA, Lester! Ted Nugent pissed. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Thursday, March 27, 2003 at 08:15:26 (EST)
Ted Nuggent must be pissed...
Lester
Fox Point, RI USA - Thursday, March 27, 2003 at 07:14:35 (EST)
yeah dex...and you're a professional gardener so it must feel weird when the bush trims you back.
boris
ireeq - Thursday, March 27, 2003 at 05:52:23 (EST)
Just got my taxes done at h&r block. I owe even more money! Tax cut? not here jack. Here's my freakin money for your suckass war!!
dexter
bakefield, ri USA - Wednesday, March 26, 2003 at 20:02:00 (EST)
do...o....d....d.don't tell...m...m...m...my ...mo...mom...
Willy Bibbitt
USA - Wednesday, March 26, 2003 at 17:35:45 (EST)
Avoid those messy clean ups on aisle #3. Learn to flex that thing like a Transformer run amok.
Vitamin Kegel
USA - Wednesday, March 26, 2003 at 17:26:39 (EST)
Real Man Action Figure
USA - Wednesday, March 26, 2003 at 16:42:15 (EST)
Oh yeah. It was pretty fuckin' cool. I think you need to take a breath, though MJ.
Capt. Billy "The Kid" Mitchell
USA - Wednesday, March 26, 2003 at 16:36:26 (EST)
oh...oh...ohhhhhhhhhh! Not the Huey war exercise...? Ohhhhh ohhh ohhh!
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, March 26, 2003 at 16:28:23 (EST)
And I will now pick up my Redundancy Certificate of Redundancy.
The Kid The Kid
USA - Wednesday, March 26, 2003 at 16:27:46 (EST)
Yep, I did it all. Ground search + rescue, aviation history and mechanics, drill...I am just digging myself a deeper hole. I did see the Quonset Air Show mock war exercise from a Huey in '98, though. I'm just digging myself a deeper hole...
CAP 2nd Lt The Kid
USA - Wednesday, March 26, 2003 at 16:26:35 (EST)
MJ, don't get your liner in a b..b...b...bu...bunch...
w..w...w...w...w...willard
USA - Wednesday, March 26, 2003 at 16:25:31 (EST)
Off to w**k!
USA - Wednesday, March 26, 2003 at 16:21:02 (EST)
(Avril that's french for APRIL)
Avril Rules...
APRIL FOOLS!so i was a little early
USA - Wednesday, March 26, 2003 at 16:19:40 (EST)
hee hee
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, March 26, 2003 at 16:17:36 (EST)
The meat world is slaughtering me today. Oy.
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Wednesday, March 26, 2003 at 16:16:30 (EST)
Kid, you mean to tell me you were a CAPPIE? You lucky little shit. I just might have to get below you and well...you know...
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, March 26, 2003 at 16:12:51 (EST)
HAHAHAHAHA's All around. All around funny all over the place. I shit you not. I'm fucking choking. Carrot T., you are my new hero. Proc, you are fucking funny. HAHAHAA choke.
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, March 26, 2003 at 16:11:21 (EST)
Winners with "so much to do" like talking about MUSIC blow hard and loud.
Carrot T. <losers@laughriot.com>
USA - Wednesday, March 26, 2003 at 15:42:29 (EST)
nice rebuff on the other lurk...
wikki wikki willi
USA - Wednesday, March 26, 2003 at 15:40:43 (EST)
added proper masturbation vs fornication comment to that OTHER gbook
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, March 26, 2003 at 15:21:12 (EST)
Apparently, that person does not realize that the Crowns broke up, oh, about three years ago. Real nice.
A Kid Deterred
USA - Wednesday, March 26, 2003 at 15:18:43 (EST)
Someone's slammin' the Sizzler on the Deterrents site again.
Lester
Fox Point, RI USA - Wednesday, March 26, 2003 at 14:56:00 (EST)
"Ali said he saw innocent people incinerated in their cars, and two men killed who were having lunch in the cafe next door."
Far away, US commanders shrugged off responsibility.
"I don't know those (missiles) were ours," Brigadier General Vincent Brooks told reporters. "Can't say we had anything to do with it."
and who else is sending cruise missiles raining down on Baghdad?
Baghdad Benny
USA - Wednesday, March 26, 2003 at 14:54:51 (EST)
And now I am the uber-nerd. I a mmade fro mthe parts of lesser nerds.
The Kid
USA - Wednesday, March 26, 2003 at 14:40:06 (EST)
IS THE LURK STUCK OR WHAT?
????
USA - Wednesday, March 26, 2003 at 14:29:00 (EST)
It appears that the lurk as been stuck speechless be that confession of nerd-ness.
Lester
Fox Point, RI USA - Wednesday, March 26, 2003 at 14:12:28 (EST)
Well, it encourages me to not be ashamed of being a closet WWII nerd in a rock and roll world anymore! I bet you were never in Civil Air Patrol, though. That is the ultimate in war/plane nerd-dom.
The Kid
QP, RI USA - Wednesday, March 26, 2003 at 13:40:32 (EST)
MJ sorry for using the third person
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, March 26, 2003 at 13:29:23 (EST)
MJ love WWII shit and Quonset's a living museum. Plus MJ LOVE airplanes.
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, March 26, 2003 at 13:28:35 (EST)
MJ, I wouldn't guess that a place filled with smokestacks, diesel trucks, jets and helicopters would be your idea of paradise! Unfortunately, I work amongst the industry, so I am doomed to ALWAYS get stuck behind a goddamn tractor trailer truck EVERY goddamn time I'm late for work.
The Kid
QP, RI USA - Wednesday, March 26, 2003 at 13:15:38 (EST)
boris source sez room of green needs to install fire escape, da.
boris
ireeq - Wednesday, March 26, 2003 at 13:14:10 (EST)
Hey Kid, that's some funny shit. Hey what the hell you doin' in Quonset Point? That's my all time favorite place on earth I shit you not.
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, March 26, 2003 at 13:08:17 (EST)
Not to take the attention off of panties and the Green Room, but here's something interesting I read in Newsweek yesterday: "My father passed away when I was very little, and I kind of just latched on to him as a father figure."- US Marine OPTIMUS PRIME on why he legally changed his name to that of the Transformers' leader. Now back to your regularly-scheduled lurk.
The Kid
Quonset Point, RI USA - Wednesday, March 26, 2003 at 12:58:49 (EST)
Nope. First I've heard of it.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, March 26, 2003 at 12:44:13 (EST)
That bitch was a no show so the the whole things been continued till next month. I had my velcro, tear-away blouse and culottes combo all ready to go too. Lester, you know what happened?
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, March 26, 2003 at 12:41:31 (EST)
50 people's pushing it. I get more fans at my weekly back waxing in the window of the Putana Diablo Beauty Salon on Atwell's.
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, March 26, 2003 at 12:40:00 (EST)
the general rule of thumb is that all panties bulkside must be thoroughly lined (with wings)...so MJ, anyone jump up and rip his shirt off at the meeting? Lester?
Wilbert
USA - Wednesday, March 26, 2003 at 12:39:30 (EST)
What the fuck? I demand TOP billing at all gigs! Do you know who the hell I am? well DO YOU?
The Panty Liner
USA - Wednesday, March 26, 2003 at 12:38:04 (EST)
Sorry to link to such a meat site, but...
Lester
USA - Wednesday, March 26, 2003 at 12:35:05 (EST)
I will be. . . If there is a show.
Lester
Fox Point, RI USA - Wednesday, March 26, 2003 at 12:33:19 (EST)
Lester all I know is you'd better but up front gettin' personal with MJs panty lined crotch...
WWWilly
USA - Wednesday, March 26, 2003 at 12:26:41 (EST)
No Means Yes 1st, Benny 2nd, BW 3rd...to the very best 'o my knowledge which ain't much
Wikki Wikki Willy
USA - Wednesday, March 26, 2003 at 12:25:43 (EST)
If there's a show at all.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, March 26, 2003 at 12:24:32 (EST)
when you say... in THAT order, does that mean benny up first?
lurk clarification committee
USA - Wednesday, March 26, 2003 at 12:15:17 (EST)
the Green Room website be wrong...dead wrong...the Phoenix got it right...no maggies...no "CD release" months after the CD was released...No Means Yes...Benny Slather...Big World...in THAT order...
Willard
USA - Wednesday, March 26, 2003 at 12:06:43 (EST)
News Break----
Bush's bloodlust has not been satisfied by the action in Iraq and in a regretable incident yesterday he sent a special forces pigeon division into a nearby park to slaughter children to amuse himself while reviewing his little winky for signs of activity.
stool pigeon
USA - Wednesday, March 26, 2003 at 11:59:51 (EST)
feeding time in DC (correction time on the lurk)
republican war-pork
USA - Wednesday, March 26, 2003 at 11:49:19 (EST)
feeding time in DC
republican war-pork <http://www.nzherald.co.nz/storydisplay.cfm?storyID=3300554&thesection=news&thesubsection=world>
USA - Wednesday, March 26, 2003 at 11:48:26 (EST)
Bite your tongue Lester! If it gets too crowded I'll have them raise the house lights on me. That should reduce the surplus audience post-haste.
BTW- I just checked the listing for 4/11 and unless Benny and the boys have renamed the band "cd release" the gig ain't listed.
note: some OTHER band IS listed
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, March 26, 2003 at 11:35:25 (EST)
Lester, that's about what we draw, if not less, so we're not too worried...
Willard the Rat Controling Freak
USA - Wednesday, March 26, 2003 at 11:26:01 (EST)
Speaking of music, have've you guys heard from the Green Room lately? Apparently they're cancelling a bunch of shows between now and mid-April. Due to fire code issues, the official capacity is reduced to 50, or they'd have to get a fire marshall which is supposedly several hundred dollars. Any word?
Lester Magnum
Fox Point, RI USA - Wednesday, March 26, 2003 at 11:16:50 (EST)
right MJ but proc is american poet and we no do poetry or americans. not bias just not our thang...like you and pink kramers. proc was extended an offer of blog but we haven't heard back from his agent bill keough yet. (hahaha i amuse me shutupnoYOUshutup). willy, think mister cash could sing about pretty much anything and make it awesome. my DOG he's fucking GREAT. now off to deepest darkest meat, have a great day.........
boris
- Wednesday, March 26, 2003 at 11:13:24 (EST)
How come you guys don't talk about music? This is a band site IS IT NOT!
Bay City Roller
Bay City, - Wednesday, March 26, 2003 at 11:07:59 (EST)
I just enjoyed a simulanteous log in the toilet with myself. Anyway. Yeah, I hurt myself too and it showed up on the toilet paper. Anyway. Proctor, why don't you submit your BS logs for class? You've been published by Lurk&Little Publishers. Who put out that bitches books? "My ASS Publishing Company"?
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, March 26, 2003 at 11:00:32 (EST)
NOTE: simultaneous log- the rare occurence which is the only time you can be sure of a non-troll log
at 10:48:51 the lurk aligned with the planets
USA - Wednesday, March 26, 2003 at 10:51:53 (EST)
well, I guess that settles that
momentarily satiated curious HTMLer
USA - Wednesday, March 26, 2003 at 10:48:51 (EST)
I hurt myself today...to see if I still feel...is it just me of does Johnny Cash actually make that song sound half-way decent?
war pig Wilbert
USA - Wednesday, March 26, 2003 at 10:48:51 (EST)
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curious HTMLer
USA - Wednesday, March 26, 2003 at 10:47:21 (EST)
I went to the first meeting of my writers group last night. I definitely jumped in at the deep end. We're going to do a focus on one or two of us each meeting and we kicked off last night with Jane Lancaster. She has a PhD, is a visiting fellow at Brown (very uppercrust brit accent), specializes in historical research, and the history of women and organizations, and started off by mentioning off-handedly that she just signed TWO book deals in the past week and a half. I got to the meeting late so it wasn't until later I realized another women sitting there had 4-5 books in front of her. Yes, you guessed it, they were the books she's had previously published. I decided I wasn't going to wait to get any more intimidated so I volunteered to be one of the features next week.
(read in your stodgiest brit accent)- At least Jane will be there for that meeting, but after that she's OFF on a