Lurkives
Feb 21– March 15, 2002
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Geranium
Isle of Wallet Tit, - Saturday, March 15, 2003 at 00:19:07 (EST)
Who missed me?
MJ®
USA - Friday, March 14, 2003 at 18:27:54 (EST)
I'm blowing this clambake early today. I'm headed to a house warming/St Patty's
party in points north. I'm out((((()))))~~~~~~~~~~~
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Friday, March 14, 2003 at 16:58:17 (EST)
was willy there?
another kidder
USA - Friday, March 14, 2003 at 16:50:52 (EST)
Scorecard for those who prefer that...
Somebody Else Keep Score
USA - Friday, March 14, 2003 at 16:49:39 (EST)
Boris you're all over this lurk like you was at the last Benny show...I kid
you! Lurk on!
Willy
USA - Friday, March 14, 2003 at 16:35:35 (EST)
Checklist for....
Vietnam
II
USA - Friday, March 14, 2003 at 16:32:22 (EST)
MJ, do they sound more profound now that every redneck coast to coast is burning
their CDs whilst slapping their half-sister for making them think bad thoughts?
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Friday, March 14, 2003 at 16:26:46 (EST)
or maybe it was joe stRummer.
boris
some bar, - Friday, March 14, 2003 at 16:21:06 (EST)
Weekend Lurk Trivia: The person who told Joe Stummer that he was going to be
inducted into R&R Hall of Fame is from where? If you saw the Clash thing on (I
think) MTV2 you should know.
boris
some bar, - Friday, March 14, 2003 at 16:15:04 (EST)
Listening to the Dixie Chicks as we speak
MJ®
USA - Friday, March 14, 2003 at 16:09:52 (EST)
just seeing if you were awake
Darth Wader
USA - Friday, March 14, 2003 at 16:09:51 (EST)
besides i'd be w*rking for the casinos, not belo. count the ad inches in any
given arts section. "boris you need to cover tammy wynette at mohegan, then hop
next door to foxwoods for steve and eydie."
methinks the sizzler's Plectrum Gargantua is more likely to join dixie chicks.
boris
some bar, - Friday, March 14, 2003 at 15:51:46 (EST)
what are you fucking high?
boris
some bar, - Friday, March 14, 2003 at 15:40:54 (EST)
boris why don't you offer your soul up to the dark side and write for blojo?
Darth Wader
USA - Friday, March 14, 2003 at 15:39:38 (EST)
hey man, I'm tryin'
Randy Andy Smith
USA - Friday, March 14, 2003 at 15:07:00 (EST)
multiple spallchecks, caught it from dexter.
boris
some bar, - Friday, March 14, 2003 at 14:52:43 (EST)
crucifying is accurate. note 2 bandmate sisters silent. think about it. by
natalie.
everything from that roundtable is true & scary. it won't hit fan 'til more affluent
music fans are affected. watch the bluebloof doody fly if the marshalls dare to
impede, say, newport music festival in july. short list of immediate closings
besides the mist would be what, safari lounge, as220, living room, met. leaving
where in PVD. leaving dick.
where is the projo? without a music writer. as in none. they haven't replaced
watson yet, channing gray got booted to covering plays last year. they've been
making randy andy smith attempt coverage. oooooDEE.
vitullo made excellent points. loved the fisherman ref -- he's actually a hardcore
maniac fishin' musician....
boris
some bar, - Friday, March 14, 2003 at 14:49:44 (EST)
Man they are crucifying the Dixie Chicks over that comment. They getting dumped
from country stations and I just made an attempt to get on their message board
with no luck. I saw someone posted Lipton's phone # (their tour sponsor) and their
phones are buried too. I say we never shoulda learned them rednecks their alphabet.
It just makes them that much more of a nuisance.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Friday, March 14, 2003 at 14:27:01 (EST)
Thanks for the Phoenix article Mr. Boris......It would be a freakin' shame
if the Ocean Mist were to stop having bands. Some of my fondest musical moments
are of crowded nights in that club. One of our last gigs was there (with you standing
right in front of me)...it was crowded, it was safe, it wwas fun. Bands like the
Sizzlers, Magnums, etc. cant grow without these small to medium clubs.....Neutral
Nation would've broken up awfully quickly if all we had was Lupos and the Living
Room......Face it, it's a lot more fun to see (or Play) a show with 100 people
in a small club than it is to have 200 at a Lupos size place....more shame to
the Staion owners and Less Than Great White for fucking things up for all of us....okay,
off my pulpit........peace
chef
USA - Friday, March 14, 2003 at 13:52:57 (EST)
I knew I liked something about them chicks. They will reap the redneck wind
unfortunately, but I'm thinking I just might buy their CD now.
Prime
Minister Proctor
USA - Friday, March 14, 2003 at 13:47:56 (EST)
BENNY SIZZLER is my GOD! YEAHOO!
The Cruise
USA - Friday, March 14, 2003 at 12:44:01 (EST)
who's the dude with the gay-@ss necklace?
Willbert
USA - Friday, March 14, 2003 at 12:22:40 (EST)
backed out like a rusty nail...
Willy M. Hags
USA - Friday, March 14, 2003 at 12:19:36 (EST)
RI clubowner? RI musician? news is not
good.
boris
some bar, - Friday, March 14, 2003 at 12:15:58 (EST)
Damn groupie is copping my image!
Willard
T Helmethead
USA - Friday, March 14, 2003 at 12:10:11 (EST)
Actually that looks to be a shade somewhere between pee yellow and poopy brown.
BS Color Coordinator
USA - Friday, March 14, 2003 at 12:06:56 (EST)
A typical Benny Sizzler groupie wearing his pee yellow BS Helmet® with a mystic
inscription on it. Note the gay-ass necklace which identifies him as one of the
hordes of Willy groupies.
BS Fanzine
Pic Clicker
USA - Friday, March 14, 2003 at 12:05:18 (EST)
I'll go see what's been reduced to scallopini on the road and get back to you
about today's lunch menu.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Friday, March 14, 2003 at 11:47:16 (EST)
I will admit I have full stack envy.
Martha Mags
USA - Friday, March 14, 2003 at 11:37:46 (EST)
What's for lunch, everyone? I'm having cous cous with parmesan and kale.
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Friday, March 14, 2003 at 11:37:46 (EST)
this "entitiy" don't get much more BS than this.
shoveling powerful BS
USA - Friday, March 14, 2003 at 11:32:28 (EST)
Hey boris, I've been checking ebay for XP Pro Office and I'm seeing 2 things
that puzzle me. Puzzle 1- OEM? What be that? Puzzle 2- I see student versions
are mucho cheaper, but what's with the fine print? Is it really the same version?
Judging by feedback not everybody thinks it is.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Friday, March 14, 2003 at 11:30:10 (EST)
WORD on the street is that the Motormag's J. Jones is backing out of a Benny
gig due to INSECURITY. Word must have gotten back how POWERFUL this BS entitiy
is... Discuss
MJ®
USA - Friday, March 14, 2003 at 11:27:42 (EST)
this just in: US Senate officially changes habs nickname to "flying freedom-men"
boris
some bar, - Friday, March 14, 2003 at 10:34:59 (EST)
Where is that Schlitz Drano?
Crusty Pipes
USA - Friday, March 14, 2003 at 10:24:48 (EST)
Those bizzaro followers of christ think that a piece of toast and a glass of
hooch are infested with god's spirit and that accepting that will give you eternal
life. By comparison, wrapping someone in toilet paper to cure them sounds downright
sensible. Although if this religion takes off it could mean a toilet paper shortage
in Lithuania.
catholics
for a doodoo future
USA - Friday, March 14, 2003 at 10:22:24 (EST)
Shocking news, the owners of the station infrequently cleaned the beer taps!
Old Tymie Bar Patron
USA - Friday, March 14, 2003 at 10:19:47 (EST)
Or is that a Thoreau doodoo dump?
spallczech
USA - Friday, March 14, 2003 at 09:38:40 (EST)
Can you hair me now?
USA - Friday, March 14, 2003 at 09:36:05 (EST)
Still dell-usional over new toy, but definitely would like to do thorough doodoo
dump of extraneous nonsense. I'll hit you for details non-lurk side.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Friday, March 14, 2003 at 09:31:11 (EST)
What a pissa!
Can
You Here Me Now?
USA - Friday, March 14, 2003 at 09:28:30 (EST)
yo proc break your dell yet? btw last one was for ded.to auntie lurker re:
overnight lurk hosation. don your habbies may not be dead yet. see you in 2nd
round boyo..
boris
some bar, - Friday, March 14, 2003 at 09:11:45 (EST)
please cease with the doodoo. BSTC is very busy.
boris
some bar, - Friday, March 14, 2003 at 07:42:23 (EST)
spell check--paid- uri education, sorry!
dexter
bakefield, ri USA - Friday, March 14, 2003 at 07:34:40 (EST)
Shocking news, the owners of the station, payed their employees under the table!
AND they didn't give them workers comp!! Shocking, the suprises never end.What's
with the scuba divers?
dexter
bakefield, ri USA - Friday, March 14, 2003 at 07:33:39 (EST)
Good morning lurk. It's Friday! Yay! Oatmeal today.
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Friday, March 14, 2003 at 06:58:27 (EST)
Benny Sizzler sucks eggs.
The Anti-Lurker's Fan
USA - Friday, March 14, 2003 at 02:32:53 (EST)
The Anti-Lurker's Fan
USA - Friday, March 14, 2003 at 02:30:07 (EST)
Try this with your possum!
USA - Thursday, March 13, 2003 at 21:49:33 (EST)
Yeah - doom, gloom missles and marauders. Fuck that. I just downloaded Kid
Rock and Sheryl Crow singing "Picture (You got lipstick on your...)" for free!
Drugsy
It's Raining Snow!, USA - Thursday, March 13, 2003 at 20:04:28 (EST)
Taiwan is theirs one way or the other. The Chinese don't lack for patience
that's for sure.
Capt Obvious
USA - Thursday, March 13, 2003 at 19:53:34 (EST)
china sits & watches 'til evil yanks leave korea then china do big fucky with
taiwan. simple.
boris
some bar, - Thursday, March 13, 2003 at 19:45:39 (EST)
do you have a.......
penny
in your sphincter?
USA - Thursday, March 13, 2003 at 19:37:09 (EST)
Someone call the swami for Tenet.
wouldn't scratch his ass with a 7' 6" Osama
USA - Thursday, March 13, 2003 at 19:34:32 (EST)
from that 2nd article- ...CIA Director George Tenet was asked whether North
Korea had a ballistic missile capable of reaching the U.S. West Coast. Before
answering, Tenet turned to very quickly consult with aides sitting behind him.
"I think the declassified answer, is yes, they can do that," Tenet said.
Declassified answer? Yeah I guess when they hit Alaska with a missile, and it
makes international press, and the CIA can't squash the story....
yeah I guess that makes it declASSified.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, March 13, 2003 at 19:22:27 (EST)
The other article claims that the US is underestimating North Korea's abilities.
That's not true. We're just not PAYING ATTENTION to their abilities.
More on
Korea
USA - Thursday, March 13, 2003 at 19:03:16 (EST)
the proctor always scratches twice
caught in the incidental refresh web
USA - Thursday, March 13, 2003 at 18:53:40 (EST)
itchy ass?
call the swami
USA - Thursday, March 13, 2003 at 18:52:09 (EST)
itchy ass?
call the swami
USA - Thursday, March 13, 2003 at 18:50:23 (EST)
I don't beieve I'm here till 8 tonight. They musta put something in my coffee
this morning............................ or I desperately need the money.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, March 13, 2003 at 18:31:08 (EST)
have seen finished versions of what don's doing (isn't that the kids first?)
and it makes my dumbass flyer look like wet kleenex. deepest darkest meat for
poor don. oi and i don't mean oy. thing's a frickin' dictionary AND depressing.
boris
some bar, - Thursday, March 13, 2003 at 18:19:32 (EST)
Oof, I feel for you there don. I lived with a woman who was one of the first
to do the good-touch, bad-touch counseling thing in elementary classroms. She'd
come home each day on the verge of a breakdown from what the kids had revealed
to them.Very ugly, very sad
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, March 13, 2003 at 17:36:54 (EST)
Hell, I'm no weapons expert, other than my own sidewinder®, but is bombing
a nuclear plant a smoove moove?
Don
USA - Thursday, March 13, 2003 at 17:24:12 (EST)
lurk and let the missiles fall where they may, I say
says I says
USA - Thursday, March 13, 2003 at 16:49:37 (EST)
that's one tough lurk
Willy
USA - Thursday, March 13, 2003 at 16:37:03 (EST)
this one flew under the radar. Apparently this was being covered here in the
US of Ass until SOMEBODY pulled the plug on the story. Everybody ready for another
front for the war?
just
pretend it's not happening and kiss your azz goodbye
USA - Thursday, March 13, 2003 at 15:59:01 (EST)
I loved doing the couple of fashion shows I got to DJ for. Gorgeous women dressing
and undressing, playlist with no requests, and the Sarah Goode shows featured
VERY kinky threads. I guess doing a flyer doesn't have quite the same enjoyment
factors going for it.
Prime Minister
Proctor
USA - Thursday, March 13, 2003 at 15:46:37 (EST)
sister's having a baby boy, confusee. don i can outmeat ya....photoslop slaving
on flyer for a @#$%^&! fashion show. a. fashion. show. it's offset color print...no
wait! it's B&W xerox on benny yellow stock! please kill me.
boris
some bar, - Thursday, March 13, 2003 at 15:31:05 (EST)
This meat has got it's death grip on my balls and damned if it won't let go.
Everytime I exhale the clench gets a tighter.
Don
Boa Clench, USA - Thursday, March 13, 2003 at 15:17:46 (EST)
don't let the bed bugs bite.
bean
town has beans
USA - Thursday, March 13, 2003 at 15:06:07 (EST)
your sister is a him?
confused as usual
USA - Thursday, March 13, 2003 at 14:48:38 (EST)
Boris Boris Boris...we all know you ain't got no "sista"
Wet Willy
USA - Thursday, March 13, 2003 at 14:37:41 (EST)
nyet...pregnant sister scare. better now, fingers crossed. kid won't leave.
can you blame him. and no cheffy i'm not the father.
boris
some bar, - Thursday, March 13, 2003 at 14:31:32 (EST)
Or did ya bust U kranium?
fractured humor us
USA - Thursday, March 13, 2003 at 14:30:53 (EST)
Yo boris, don't tell me ya busted something?
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, March 13, 2003 at 14:20:40 (EST)
'ssup my negroes. happy belated to youse jozeph.
boris has an excuse but in the end (no pun intended) excuses are like sphincters....everyone
has one and they all stink. let's just say certain idiots from ukrainus won't
be cracking emergency room jokes for a while. and to think, march doesn't usually
f*ck with me until 'the day after the 14th'. there i've gone and done it again.
when will i learn...
boris
some bar, - Thursday, March 13, 2003 at 13:53:41 (EST)
No crickets fucking, but will a confused hedgehog do?
random lurker
USA - Thursday, March 13, 2003 at 13:23:05 (EST)
see? fucking crickets!
Possum Willy
USA - Thursday, March 13, 2003 at 12:57:36 (EST)
I just ran Good N'Loose through that program and my computer is writhing on
the floor groaning, twitching, and mumbling gibberish. I think that means BS has
a hit on its hands!
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, March 13, 2003 at 12:26:50 (EST)
Well said willy. Yo to the BSTC! I think I've found the software to run the
Benny tunes through to see if they have that "bullet" quality.
Prime
Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, March 13, 2003 at 12:04:04 (EST)
at this point I know not what to write
Willy, TF
USA - Thursday, March 13, 2003 at 11:49:59 (EST)
What is it about possum that makes us all think about food?
pondering possum
USA - Thursday, March 13, 2003 at 11:43:48 (EST)
Hey chef, can we add curry to the lunch menu? And to the dinner and breakfast
menus too? And lots of it?
Prime
Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, March 13, 2003 at 11:42:46 (EST)
Who's serving up the filet of dick?
Geranium
USA - Thursday, March 13, 2003 at 10:37:19 (EST)
Now THIS is my kinda gal.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, March 13, 2003 at 09:54:04 (EST)
Rosy perfection salad? That stuff is scary looking. Looks like tapeworm salad,
REAL fresh, REAl bloody tapeworm salad. At the Scituate Arts Fest 2 years ago
I found an old Weight Watchers recipe book going back to their very first days.
If you think the pics are scary you should see the recipes and ingredients. I
made a present of it to my WW group leader, she started to thank me then I watched
her expression change to shock, disgust, and finally laughter. If you're looking
to lose weight I can't think of a more sure fire way than using those old recipes.
One look and your appetite will be going, going, gone.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, March 13, 2003 at 09:53:12 (EST)
...and I'll show you a chilled celery log
chef
USA - Thursday, March 13, 2003 at 08:45:55 (EST)
I thought I was the inventor of "Mackerelly"...looks like me and weight watchers
are going to court!
chef
USA - Thursday, March 13, 2003 at 08:45:23 (EST)
chilled celery log, mmmmmmmmmmmmm, It's whats for lunch. Cheffy-hop on the
wagon, don't let those recipes leave town without ya!
dexter
bakefield, ri USA - Thursday, March 13, 2003 at 08:38:50 (EST)
Check this shit out, Cheffy. Oh dear god, please tell me you're going to serve
melon mousse or frankfurter spectacular! Please!
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Thursday, March 13, 2003 at 07:18:41 (EST)
Lotion + Basket gag =very funny.
Geranium
USA - Wednesday, March 12, 2003 at 22:02:35 (EST)
Anybody up for a lame three way between me and this snowbroad?
Kim Deal
USA - Wednesday, March 12, 2003 at 22:00:40 (EST)
some may think we're mean, MJ, but thats the facts jack! Seeing that playing
possum thing reminds me, I gotta go drive around and see if I can scrape up something
fresh for dinner.
dexter
bakefield, USA - Wednesday, March 12, 2003 at 19:44:42 (EST)
I swear to God dexter, I thought the same thing. I said it's either Kim or
Kelly. No shit.
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, March 12, 2003 at 19:41:14 (EST)
well well welll
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, March 12, 2003 at 19:40:22 (EST)
Is that Kim Deal with the busty snow monster?
dexter
bakefield, USA - Wednesday, March 12, 2003 at 19:40:05 (EST)
do you dare to care? be a nurse
Fat Possum Willard
USA - Wednesday, March 12, 2003 at 18:55:05 (EST)
Busty Snow Bunny
Kent, OH USA - Wednesday, March 12, 2003 at 18:30:29 (EST)
Well I'm off to decimate the kitten population. Much more humane than drowning
them I guess. I'm out{{{{}}}}~~~~~~~~
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, March 12, 2003 at 17:21:43 (EST)
Kaused A Kitten HolaKaust
USA - Wednesday, March 12, 2003 at 16:38:24 (EST)
that's he/she alright
swapping gender spit
USA - Wednesday, March 12, 2003 at 16:28:13 (EST)
HE is a SHE, actually. SHE is imitating one sick, fictional fuck. I'm bored
to the teeth, wanna go pump iron, it's an iron pumpin' day, see?
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Wednesday, March 12, 2003 at 16:16:44 (EST)
This is how exciting my week has been, I nearly did a backflip when I was handed
the newest state quarter with my change .
Is it me or does Lincoln look a bit like Skeletor?
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, March 12, 2003 at 16:03:44 (EST)
More like the missing link. Now I know why we lost it too. He's one sick puppy
to be imitating one sick puppy so well (hu huh, I said WELL)
buffalo's butthead
USA - Wednesday, March 12, 2003 at 15:57:18 (EST)
a better link...
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Wednesday, March 12, 2003 at 15:43:57 (EST)
+ 
blew my buffal load
USA - Wednesday, March 12, 2003 at 15:39:08 (EST)
It puts the fucking lotion in the basket!
Jerzy®
USA - Wednesday, March 12, 2003 at 15:27:18 (EST)
Code Red is code red again. Fix links are at the end of the article.
prefer
pee yellow alert.
USA - Wednesday, March 12, 2003 at 14:48:36 (EST)
Another gig for the Magnums? That kinda raises the bar for Benny and the boys.
How about some more Sizzler gigs?
Prime Minister
Proctor
USA - Wednesday, March 12, 2003 at 14:43:31 (EST)
Arbuto means shrub. Dumbya missinterrpreted (sic) that as bush, thus the Co.
name.
Bush's
Osama Connection
USA - Wednesday, March 12, 2003 at 14:41:12 (EST)
Shit, that's next Saturday, the 22nd.
Lester Magnum
USA - Wednesday, March 12, 2003 at 14:25:01 (EST)
We just found out the Magnums will be opening for the great Wesley Willis at
the Living Room next Friday, March 11th. We're very excited about playing with
such a legend. It's not as cool as opening for the Sizzler, but still. We're going
at 9:00 sharp, so come early!
Lester Magnum
Prov., RI USA - Wednesday, March 12, 2003 at 14:14:53 (EST)
Quick somebody get the dustpan and brush dinner just got delivered.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, March 12, 2003 at 13:40:26 (EST)
playing possum
USA - Wednesday, March 12, 2003 at 13:38:58 (EST)
lick me
Willy Love & Special Snausages
USA - Wednesday, March 12, 2003 at 13:38:20 (EST)
HEY! Those photos of me getting spanked and wanking were CLEARLY altered. Well,
at least one was altered, and the other 26 photos were just a case of poor lighting
(and a half a case of cheap wine).
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, March 12, 2003 at 12:46:57 (EST)
Proctor- Takes a spanking and keeps on wanking.
Jerzy®
LS, MFT USA - Wednesday, March 12, 2003 at 12:31:39 (EST)
Is this REALLY necessary?
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Wednesday, March 12, 2003 at 12:29:42 (EST)
Jerzy- Takes a trolling and keeps on rolling.
Jerzy®
BS, TC USA - Wednesday, March 12, 2003 at 12:26:42 (EST)
Funny, when did I move to North Carolina?
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Wednesday, March 12, 2003 at 12:19:02 (EST)
Willy- Takes a licking and keeps on ticking.
Jerzy®
JC, NC USA - Wednesday, March 12, 2003 at 11:48:20 (EST)
ticker: still ticking
Ticker Testee Willy
USA - Wednesday, March 12, 2003 at 11:46:05 (EST)
Chupacabra!? Sounds ridiculous to me.
Terry Dactyl
USA - Wednesday, March 12, 2003 at 11:15:19 (EST)
There has been much excitement in the cryptozoological world the past few years.
There have been sightings of an unknown creature in Puerto Rico and the Sonoran
Desert and recently in Chile. It has been named Chupacabra, the "Goat Sucker"
by the Puerto Ricans and described by the Sonoran Desert witnesses as "Hell Monkeys".
Check the rest of the stories for a good laugh
Chupacabra (that's
MISTER Goat Sucker to you pal!)
USA - Wednesday, March 12, 2003 at 10:52:33 (EST)
Way to go Chris Little "Timmy". Remember they all ROT
Don
Overpowered by Meat, USA - Wednesday, March 12, 2003 at 10:21:40 (EST)
Who Would Jesus Bomb?
a
pharisee
USA - Wednesday, March 12, 2003 at 09:39:52 (EST)
"Three of North America's Great Lakes -- Lake Huron(center right), Lake Superior(upper
left) and Lake Erie(lower center) -- have frozen over for the first time in nearly
a decade after icy weather lasting more than a month, experts at Environment Canada
said on March 11, 2003. The Great Lakes are seen in this March 9 satellite image."
(LRRS-MODIS, NASA/Reuters)
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, March 12, 2003 at 08:49:41 (EST)
The assassins got to the Serb PM. Bet there aren't too many interested in filling
that post.
Prime
Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, March 12, 2003 at 08:40:22 (EST)
I did the english muffin for starters and I have a mini box of Raisin Bran
and an orange still to go. I'm going for the leisurely breakfast this morning.
I'm intend on eating that last slice-o-orange at about 10. I might even pretend
to w**k in between nibbles.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, March 12, 2003 at 08:33:17 (EST)
I like waffles.....I had a bowl of frosted mini wheats.........but it's off
to w##k soon........this week, I work on omelets (and tofu)....new menu by April
1....sorry, no mini wheats on menu
chef
USA - Wednesday, March 12, 2003 at 08:08:28 (EST)
Good morning, I had waffles for breakfast today. That's right. Waffles.
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Wednesday, March 12, 2003 at 07:57:21 (EST)
lo ciento....Buenos Dias
bean
USA - Wednesday, March 12, 2003 at 06:57:33 (EST)
Buenos Dios El-Lurko
Bean E. Sissler
USA - Wednesday, March 12, 2003 at 06:57:06 (EST)
Dexter, you used to rock like a suburban punk at Rocky Point. There's no excuse
for you.
Haggis
USA - Wednesday, March 12, 2003 at 00:52:42 (EST)
The Captain has no idea what happened to the missing logs. No idea at all.
They were not pulled by Benny for content- that we are sure of. Some of those
logs were brilliant as I recall too.
BSTC
USA - Tuesday, March 11, 2003 at 19:55:45 (EST)
seems boris lost his favorite skirt, and couldn't make it friday. My excuse?
I'm just an old, lame, has been punk rocker, whom plays with flowers, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
dexter
bakefield, ri USA - Tuesday, March 11, 2003 at 19:21:36 (EST)
hey, what's a few more thousand lbs or explosive? MJ, what happened to them
lurks? pulled of purposely for some reason? also, next Benny jam should be calendared
Possum Dixon Willy
USA - Tuesday, March 11, 2003 at 18:03:59 (EST)
Let the burial commence. See y'all at the resurection tomorrow. I'm out<<<>>>~~~~~~~~~
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, March 11, 2003 at 17:20:20 (EST)
the undertaker cometh
USA - Tuesday, March 11, 2003 at 17:04:43 (EST)
Take a Daisy Cutter, add 6,000 lbs, and what do you get? MOAB- the Mother Of
All Bombs. They're supposed to release a video of the mushroom cloud to intimidate
the Iraqis. I think it's more likely to turn the stomachs of every decent person
in the world. Like we aren't making enemies quick enuf.
Prime
Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, March 11, 2003 at 16:33:17 (EST)
I know the saying "March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb", but
what does it forbode when it comes in like a possum?
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, March 11, 2003 at 16:23:57 (EST)
put on your aluminum foil hats. check out this little conspiracy tidbit
the
master plan
USA - Tuesday, March 11, 2003 at 16:03:15 (EST)
He at least you're medicated. I've had to watch this sober! Pass the N2O2 and
pull down the shades.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, March 11, 2003 at 15:59:22 (EST)
freakin' half hour in the butcher's chair and only some 4 odd lurks? we're
doomed
Long in Tooth Wil-LARD
USA - Tuesday, March 11, 2003 at 15:50:35 (EST)
Looks like this place needs a little dusting. Jerzy, make like a woman and
straighten this place out and make sure my slippers and newspaper are ready for
me next to the lounge chair.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, March 11, 2003 at 15:43:34 (EST)
is the lurk playing possum?
rhode kill
USA - Tuesday, March 11, 2003 at 15:18:40 (EST)
I think it's safe to say that boris can't face the lurk with whatever his feeble
excuse was. Myself, I'm not troubled by the guilt of a feeble excuse. Well, my
excuse was feeble, it's just that I don't feel guilty about it. Must be that 12
step program for recovering Catholics I followed finally kicking in.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, March 11, 2003 at 14:33:57 (EST)
that makes for a good @ss-chappin'...this lurk has gone to hell in a handbasket...I
know Proc got hit by a bus (or Haven Bro's) but what is Boris' excuse for non-attendance
at the last Benny bonanza?
One Tooth Willy
USA - Tuesday, March 11, 2003 at 13:30:29 (EST)
hey, i just wanted everyone to know that i am doing good, i havent been on
here at all lately. getting ready to move and whatnot...........so yea, hello
everyone!!!
d.t.f <david@faggot.com>
saska, fucking toon - Tuesday, March 11, 2003 at 13:13:33 (EST)
"Pookie the Pomeranian and Golden Retriever Loi Luke are treated to a herbal
massage in Bangkok on March 11, 2003. Local entrepreneurs have launched an internet
company offering traditional Thai relaxation treatments to the city's pampered
pooches. REUTERS/Sukree Sukplang"
That pup looks blissed out completely what kinda herbs are they using on them?
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, March 11, 2003 at 13:03:25 (EST)
chirp chirp...... chirp chirp chirp...... chirp
the crickets
USA - Tuesday, March 11, 2003 at 12:41:34 (EST)
I miss MJ®.
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Tuesday, March 11, 2003 at 11:20:32 (EST)
It CHAPS MY ASS that people do what that guy did. I just don't get WHY people
are such jerks. Can somebody explain this to me? Boris? Proctor? No, no, Willy--you
just sit there looking pretty. That's a good boy.
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Tuesday, March 11, 2003 at 11:19:52 (EST)
did anyone solve the Case of the Missing Lurkage? I got a freakin' dentist
appointment and this guy's gonna CHA-CHING himself
Possum Willard
USA - Tuesday, March 11, 2003 at 11:06:40 (EST)
OLLIE OLLIE OXEN FREE!!!
Kick The Can Fan
USA - Tuesday, March 11, 2003 at 11:06:26 (EST)
beans, syrup, and blindfolds? things that make you go... huh?
Prime
Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, March 11, 2003 at 10:07:40 (EST)
Consider it done. I bought a battery for the dinosaur IBM I was using on ebay.
I checked the guys history and he had all positives going back better than 5 years.
The battery was late, I e-mailed, no response, it finally showed up, and didn't
work, more ignored e-mails, and THEN negatives starting piling up on the guys
history overnight. He went under much the same like your situation. It was a cheap
screw job at least, it only cost $18 bucks. But it's that fact that the bastard
KNEW it was all over WAY before he took my order that drives you nuts. You got
an address on this guy and a good alibi for your whereabouts?
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, March 11, 2003 at 09:46:51 (EST)
As a matter of fact, Proctor, I just might. The long and short is I bought
me one of them new-fangled digicams online on 2/28. My card was charged on 3/3
- money gone! It is now 3/11 and still no digicam...so yesterday I come to find
out that the fucking company went bankrupt...the fuck KNEW he was going bankrupt,
yet he continued to take orders and the MONEY from unsuspecting consumers like
MOI. Now, I have already spoken to my cc company and filed a claim, yada yada
yada, but it's still a big pain in my neck. All I want is a digicam, for crying
out loud. And before anybody says anything, YES, I read the reviews of the company
BEFORE placing my order...I heard ENOUGH of that shit yesterday, thankyouverymuch.
So, anyway, YES Proctor, will you stand on that asshole's hair whilst I kick the
living daylights outta him?!
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Tuesday, March 11, 2003 at 09:26:43 (EST)
Morning all. Jerzy, do you need one of us to stand on someone's hair?
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, March 11, 2003 at 09:04:30 (EST)
Better yet.........hoa 'bout some nice possum pie
chef
USA - Tuesday, March 11, 2003 at 08:49:09 (EST)
Sorry to hear that Jerz.....why dont you have a nice cup of cocoa and relax....yeeterday
is over.........lets wait and see how today is gonna fuck with you
cheffie
USA - Tuesday, March 11, 2003 at 08:44:56 (EST)
Good morning lurk. I had a bitch of a day yesterday.
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Tuesday, March 11, 2003 at 07:51:41 (EST)
hey benny sizzler, i'm the webmaster for the haymaker's site. i added a link
to your site on there links page. can you add them to yours? www.thehaymakers.net.
thanks. by the way, great show at the met!
Michael Chevalier <mchevalier@earthlink.net>
Providence, RI USA - Tuesday, March 11, 2003 at 00:35:43 (EST)
Hey for my birthday could someone cook me up a big ole hair pie?
Ole Lady S.
USA - Monday, March 10, 2003 at 17:23:24 (EST)
Man you guys are makin' me hungry...I don't know if I'm a hankerin' for the
Vienna Sausage and Crackers or the good old Skeeter Soup.........and I cant get
me enough of that them there possum
chef
USA - Monday, March 10, 2003 at 17:11:40 (EST)
missing logs betwixt 9:30 and ten to two...still missing...Lester, any suggestions?
Sherlock Wilbert
USA - Monday, March 10, 2003 at 17:10:12 (EST)
happy birthday from
another flash in the pan
USA - Monday, March 10, 2003 at 17:09:34 (EST)
I may look like I'm dead but I'm just playin'.
Possum Willy
USA - Monday, March 10, 2003 at 17:08:50 (EST)
another down home recipe
West Tennessee Skeeter
Soup
USA - Monday, March 10, 2003 at 16:57:21 (EST)
Vinny Da Stallion
USA - Monday, March 10, 2003 at 16:37:45 (EST)
actual customer name of the month- Dick Chisolm
nom de plume
USA - Monday, March 10, 2003 at 16:16:45 (EST)
These guys wanna open the next gig
The Farting Dog Harmonics
USA - Monday, March 10, 2003 at 16:05:34 (EST)
Hey anybody catch those Magnums last Friday? I caught 'em and I'm still trying
to clear up that nasty infection of rock!
Magnum's Keener
USA - Monday, March 10, 2003 at 15:50:16 (EST)
33K gone to a peeker. sheesh.
33K aught 7
USA - Monday, March 10, 2003 at 15:45:45 (EST)
Yo chef, I got a recipe for ya that plugs this month's sponsor
Alma
USA - Monday, March 10, 2003 at 15:36:10 (EST)
still not for the faint of heart
Spank J-Lo From
The Block®
USA - Monday, March 10, 2003 at 14:54:27 (EST)
Who's Gail? It IS a birthday for SOMEONE of note though. Everybody wish Osama
Bin Laden a happy 46th birthday. Let's hope he gets what we all would wish for
him on his birthday.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Monday, March 10, 2003 at 14:51:38 (EST)
Everybody remember to wish Gail a happy birthday. I mean, it made the 'This
Day in History' section in today's paper. It just sucks that she has to share
it with Boston's Tom Scholtz.
Heinrich Von Schtup
Wormtown, MA USA - Monday, March 10, 2003 at 14:26:20 (EST)
WTF, where dem logs go? BSTC get ON it!
Possum Willy
USA - Monday, March 10, 2003 at 14:23:49 (EST)
Yeah, what happened to all them logs? Fuggin bizarro!
Don
Twilight Lurk, USA - Monday, March 10, 2003 at 14:23:10 (EST)
sizzler... wow. loud+good+great rock moves=van halen. err, i mean benny sizzler.
i am still in awe and in the ears am ringing.
steve perry magnum
not-middletown, ri USA - Monday, March 10, 2003 at 14:19:21 (EST)
I don't know WHAT to say...
speechless in spandex
USA - Monday, March 10, 2003 at 13:56:39 (EST)
where went all them there logs?
confused lurker
USA - Monday, March 10, 2003 at 13:51:18 (EST)
Rumor has it certain bridge playing demon was seen at the show roughing up
everybody in the pit with her swinging wallet tits.
Old Lady Schroeder Hoofin
It
USA - Monday, March 10, 2003 at 13:49:20 (EST)
Great Balls of Fire
USA - Monday, March 10, 2003 at 09:31:38 (EST)
All puppies, all the time.
Jerzy®
USA - Monday, March 10, 2003 at 09:13:44 (EST)
Glad to see Leroy approved this month's sponsor. Nothing worse than pooorly
aged possum.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Monday, March 10, 2003 at 08:41:04 (EST)
I was abducted by aliens and probed mercilessly in my nether regions for the
entire weekend.... er.. I was hit by a bus while crossing Kennedy Plaza and was
revived by a burly bus driver performing mouth to mouth..... er... The sun got
in my eyes?... Alright, my back was killing me and some women was batting her
baby-blues at me. Ergo, no show. Set up the pillary and proceed with the execution.
Prime
Minister Proctor
USA - Monday, March 10, 2003 at 08:38:54 (EST)
Potted possum sauce? Sheeet, I've only had it bottled! Cheffy, can you git
that at peppers?
dexter
bakefield, USA - Monday, March 10, 2003 at 07:48:48 (EST)
Early Shit Starter <necklacesrock@justlikeme!.com>
USA - Monday, March 10, 2003 at 07:15:41 (EST)
I don't say this very often, but the Magnums were out-played, out-classed,
and generally out rocked by the Sizzler. Kudos and congrats to a fine set. My
ears are still ringing.
Lester Magnum
Prov, RI USA - Monday, March 10, 2003 at 07:12:51 (EST)
The Doll Rods got paid $200 for THAT? Christ, that's like $5 per minute of
suckage. Nice work if you can get it. And no bass player? What kind of bullshit
is that?
Lester Magnum
Prov., RI USA - Monday, March 10, 2003 at 07:10:16 (EST)
Nice bloodshot eyes on the possum. Good morning lurk. Once again, there is
NO hot water this AM...ever since the new girl moved in upstairs there have been
hot water problems. So fucking irritating. Grrrrr.
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Monday, March 10, 2003 at 07:07:21 (EST)
FUCK you guys rocked the Met the other night!
Rachel
North Smithfield, RI USA - Monday, March 10, 2003 at 00:33:21 (EST)
Ps to Don, that wasn't a chocolate chip...
MJ®
USA - Sunday, March 09, 2003 at 23:29:49 (EST)
Holy Potted Possum Sauce!
MJ®
USA - Sunday, March 09, 2003 at 23:29:04 (EST)
Somebody on this lurk did a saturday night bodyslam on a choco-chip. Any guesses?
Don
Johnastan, USA - Sunday, March 09, 2003 at 22:38:49 (EST)
I went to the Benny sizzler gig and the next thing you know, I'm flat as MJ's
chest on a local surface road.
The Possum
USA - Sunday, March 09, 2003 at 21:49:30 (EST)
Gail, whats up, this is J the old drummer from Gridlok and The Cretins.(The
jackass who sent you a video of one of our shows a few years ago) Caught wind
of your band, when are yall playing again? Also trying to put together another
band. Looking for some good vocalists.
Jason A <jaysku@aol.com>
Newport, RI USA - Sunday, March 09, 2003 at 20:30:43 (EST)
Possum stew? Hey cheffy, new brunch idea-will go over well down by the ol'
mason-dixon.
dexter
bakefield, USA - Sunday, March 09, 2003 at 20:26:21 (EST)
and Mean Joe, when's possum stew night?
Willard again
USA - Sunday, March 09, 2003 at 17:51:29 (EST)
nice rock show...nice bass drum @ss...what am i fuggin' high? nice loadin'
in at 4 am...nice me on a computer on a Sunday...nice fuggin' life...ok, Proctor
and Boris you missed a KICK ASS Demolition Doll Rods set...fuckin' was SO disappointed
when they walked out the door after their set with a $200 guarantee...rumor has
it that the house sound dude had never smelled a more ripe aroma than on stage
after the Doll Rods...somebody fuggin' kill me...more on a Monday morning...Willy,
OUT
Willy @ Fiends
USA - Sunday, March 09, 2003 at 17:50:11 (EST)
BEYATCH! I have to share a stage with JON BON JOVI at Mohegan Sun this weekend?!
I'm gonna scratch her eyes out if she wears the same blouse as me! ROBBY!!!!!!!
Get my bags!!!!!!!!! And get yer stomach stapled while yer at it!
Johhny Goo
pink tour bus, USA - Sunday, March 09, 2003 at 16:33:07 (EST)
I was say fuggin' get over here give me a fuggin beer where's fuggin Martha
where's my fuggin' ride fuggin dexter din t make the gig fuggin...
Scott Shuttlesworth
USA - Sunday, March 09, 2003 at 11:36:13 (EST)
delaware, where the air don't move in the summer, and the chicks are all cornfed,
and wearing thongs!Snort
dexter
bakefield, USA - Sunday, March 09, 2003 at 10:55:55 (EST)
It's sunny and 65 degrees at the beach today.........sometimes Dela-huh is
a good place!!! Viva la Prima Vera!!
chef
Rubbing it in, DE USA - Sunday, March 09, 2003 at 10:22:26 (EST)
Put a sock in it fugger.
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^›
USA - Sunday, March 09, 2003 at 07:36:35 (EST)
I fuggin' wann tell you fuggin' somethin so why don't you fuggin' don't fuggin'
walk away what the fuck I come all the way up here my fuggin' phone is beeping
talk to my phone fuggin
Scott Shuttlesworth
USA - Sunday, March 09, 2003 at 01:30:35 (EST)
Yes, I'd like to thank the doll rods for stinking up the joint. I guess if
you can't play the guitar, you just play with it. Howz about trying the bass.
Oh and nice sweat bands on the Benny drummer.
Drugsy
Dead Eggs, USA - Saturday, March 08, 2003 at 23:30:52 (EST)
You guys were fucking WICKED last night! Thanks for giving me a reason to leave
the house.
The Chick With the Big Rack
Noth Providence, RI USA - Saturday, March 08, 2003 at 22:41:45 (EST)
Hey -headed down to see the Dollrods at the Met last night, ended up digging
you guys instead. Awesome show. And I agree, nice ass.
Mark
Lowell, MA USA - Saturday, March 08, 2003 at 21:53:48 (EST)
You guys rocked last night...showed us a thing or two about rock and roll.
Maybe someday I too can have a giant ass on the front of my bass drum...
The Kid
Providence, RI USA - Saturday, March 08, 2003 at 16:04:37 (EST)
And Boris was giving me shit! Ha, I have no excuse.
dexter
bakefield, USA - Saturday, March 08, 2003 at 15:40:43 (EST)
correction: "has proven"
Proctor's Ghost
USA - Saturday, March 08, 2003 at 12:55:17 (EST)
Other than that I would have to say that once again Benny Sizzler has proved
that they are one of today's top bands.
MJ®
USA - Saturday, March 08, 2003 at 12:46:30 (EST)
Yeah I'll tell ya how it went. It went like NO PROCTOR AND NO BORIS.
MJ®
USA - Saturday, March 08, 2003 at 12:34:28 (EST)
oh well Jerz...they must all be sleeping it off
chef
USA - Saturday, March 08, 2003 at 12:03:26 (EST)
Word, Cheffy. I'd like to know too.
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Saturday, March 08, 2003 at 08:10:36 (EST)
well...how was the show....tell us ...please.....
chef
USA - Saturday, March 08, 2003 at 07:26:30 (EST)
Well...................how was the show?
chef
USA - Saturday, March 08, 2003 at 06:26:16 (EST)
See y'all at the gig. I'll take notes for ya Jerzy. I'm Dell bound and I'm
out<<<>>>~~~~~~~
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 17:00:22 (EST)
I thought it was Dell-aware.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 16:58:39 (EST)
Dela-huh
chef
USA - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 16:56:17 (EST)
Lousy brits are messing with St. Patty's day now. Add one more thing to the
list of reasons to hate the brits. NOT that it's a bad thing to hate the brits.
erin
is going braless to the gig
USA - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 16:48:02 (EST)
boris that's the first known usage that's cited. I've seen it used as an adjective
almost as much as a noun. If you want stability in lingo, go Latin.
language is a living thing
USA - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 16:41:36 (EST)
yo cheffy...is it delaWARE or delaWHY?
boris
some bar, - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 16:39:28 (EST)
yo Proctor....my chic's is clean
chef
USA - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 16:33:56 (EST)
unless you really believe someone named sewer.
boris
some bar, - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 16:33:37 (EST)
invented 1555 by english (from latin); froggies mucked it up later thru misuse.
shocking.
boris
some bar, - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 16:32:22 (EST)
Hey! I wanted first shot at boris!
G. I. Poe
USA - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 16:29:29 (EST)
One Who Knows
USA - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 16:28:43 (EST)
Yo chef! Have your chickens had their flu shots?
Prime
Minister Proctor
USA - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 16:27:50 (EST)
Except you're wrong ya mean boris-
Main Entry: 2myriad
Function: adjective
Date: 1791
1 : INNUMERABLE (those myriad problems)
2 : having innumerable aspects or elements (the myriad
activity of the new land -- Meridel Le Sueur)
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 16:25:49 (EST)
except 'myriad' is a noun sir. see y'all @ geeg ...
boris
some bar, - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 16:20:56 (EST)
It's polyp, and judging from the look on the kid's face he's still puzzled
too.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 16:18:53 (EST)
My new piece- WMD (Words of Myriad Disruption) has finished running my editorial
gauntlet. I'm quite pleased with the results. I had coined (I thought)an adjective
form of thesaurus, thesauric, and upon editing discovered there already was an
adjective form, thesaural. Next best thing to adding to the language is unearthing
a little used gem like that one. I did add something to the venacular though.
How about G.I. Poe for a reference to a poet soldier?
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 16:17:15 (EST)
I'm still puzzled by the kids playing "hampster" in Richard Gere's polup playground.
Don
Johnastan, USA - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 16:17:05 (EST)
Apples poop?
puzzled crapper
USA - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 15:49:04 (EST)
Good luck catching us at the show. Us loosers are pretty fast too.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 15:48:19 (EST)
One Who Knows
USA - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 15:47:52 (EST)
well i'll be gotdamned stabbed in the back again by a back stabbin' lurker...I'll
see you losers at the rock show
Willy
USA - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 15:28:18 (EST)
"Proud To Be Undesiraball"
boris
some bar, - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 15:15:20 (EST)
"Proud to Suck Pole"
Don
and this?, USA - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 14:46:32 (EST)
"Proud to Hate Bush"
Don
Does that make me gay?, USA - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 14:46:06 (EST)
howzabout a 3 minute 37 second koho to the blowhole.
Don
USA - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 14:45:19 (EST)
Oops!
holding myself poi-sonally responsible for that non-closed tag
USA - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 14:37:22 (EST)
Screw Mac!
Got Poi?
The Im-Poi-Sonator
USA - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 14:36:00 (EST)
Dell=SMELL
Mac the Knife
USA - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 14:35:21 (EST)
I tried Mac. He said "Got dough?". When I said "No", he said "Talk to the dude".
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 14:32:45 (EST)
don we've given him a much worse penalty. MUCH worse. you'll see tonight.
sol
- Friday, March 07, 2003 at 14:22:20 (EST)
naot-not
SS&TN
USA - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 14:21:41 (EST)
naot that there's anything wrong with that
SS&TN
USA - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 14:21:17 (EST)
Dell's are gay ass.
Shit starting and taking names
USA - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 14:20:47 (EST)
under where?
pantyliner
USA - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 14:04:53 (EST)
word to the greenies amongst us
passing
gas
USA - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 13:42:54 (EST)
oops sorry, I thought you meant your ACTUAL shit (or was that your actual women?
I forget)
yada yada
USA - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 13:26:06 (EST)
huge and stinky?
not letting up on willy
USA - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 13:24:36 (EST)
I like my stool like I like my women.
Willard <good@loose.com>
USA - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 13:14:21 (EST)
I am not Willy.
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^›
USA - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 13:00:34 (EST)
so don, tell me about these five minute misconducts. unfamiliar. is that like
getting an orange card in footie?
boris
some barF, - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 12:52:44 (EST)
Yo Don! You wanna mess with me?
The Rock
USA - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 12:52:28 (EST)
Now that I look there IS a certain resemblance. NOT that there's anything wrong
with that.
shitstarting the shitstarters that shitarted by shitstarting......... hey this
seems AWFULLY familiar
USA - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 12:50:36 (EST)
Meatworld? Never heard of it.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 12:47:42 (EST)
I do believe boris has infiltrated the lurk with actual prose. He may need
to be sent to the sin bin. 5 min for flagrant misconduct. Not to mention the lascivious
abuse of Jim "The Terror" Tericani.
Don <fistfull@foil.com>
a gig? ... really?, USA - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 12:47:04 (EST)
Why is it about that hot-pink/purple bouncing "delivered" that reminds me of
Willy? NOT that there's anything wrong with it reminding
me of Willy.
shitstarting the shitstarters that shitarted......... oh bother
USA - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 12:45:51 (EST)
DUDE! You got a DELL!! Umm, could you check the floppy drive for me? I'm missing
a little baggie with some...um..oregano.....
Steven
- Friday, March 07, 2003 at 12:45:42 (EST)
SOMEBODY isn't going to get anything done in the meat world now. Congratulations
on your new baby Dell.
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 12:41:36 (EST)
Delivered on: Mar 7, 2003 11:57 A.M.
Delivered to: US
Service Type: GROUND
Dell-livered
USA - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 12:40:06 (EST)
Z
Zorro the Gay Blade
USA - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 12:35:51 (EST)
Main Entry: 1gay Pronunciation: 'gA Function: adjective Etymology: Middle English,
from Middle French gai Date: 14th century 1 a : happily excited : MERRY b : keenly
alive and exuberant : having or inducing high spirits 2 a : BRIGHT, LIVELY
b : brilliant in color 3 : given to social pleasures; also : LICENTIOUS 4 a :
HOMOSEXUAL b : of, relating to, or used by homosexuals
synonym see LIVELY - gay adverb - gay·ness
noun
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 12:26:24 (EST)
No GAY guy would be caught dead with that UGLY necklace. NOT that there's anything
wrong with UGLY.
shitstarting
enuf to go around to everybody
USA - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 12:25:35 (EST)
trumped yet again...touche...
Willy
USA - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 12:23:46 (EST)
Necklaces optional
Come see me perform TONIGHT <">>
USA - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 12:21:22 (EST)
Remember lurkers, gay is cool.
Gay lurker
USA - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 12:19:50 (EST)
Let's hope Benny can "close" before the fire marshall does.
Drugsy
Chicken City by the Sea, USA - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 12:16:25 (EST)
NOT that there's anything wrong with THAT.
Another Shit Starting Lurker
USA - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 12:15:59 (EST)
Attempting to turn the tables on the Shit Starting Lurker is GAY.
Another Shit Starting Lurker
USA - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 12:15:30 (EST)
And WHAT'S wrong with GAY?
shitstarting with the shitstarter
USA - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 12:11:20 (EST)
Your slap happy grand pappy is GAY.
Shit Starting Lurker
USA - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 12:10:21 (EST)
YOU are GAY.
WWW
USA - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 12:09:45 (EST)
The yellow and brown wristbands are GAY.
Shit Starting Lurker
USA - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 12:07:05 (EST)
the yellow and brown wrist bands are ready for rock
Wrong-Way Willy
USA - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 12:02:07 (EST)
I thought duct tape had been given patriot status by the shrub
Prime
Minister Proctor
USA - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 11:50:53 (EST)
Doesn't the term "Closer" carry the connotation that BS might very well close
the joint down.... permanent like. Or is Closer pronounced klo-sir implying dog
knows what.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 11:46:36 (EST)
A freakin' MARLBORO went out on my leg...
Taricani
USA - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 11:30:16 (EST)
"Headliner" is a misnomer. For those in the know, "Headliner" ="Closer" get
it?
No Spring Chicken
USA - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 11:29:21 (EST)
I'm going to hot foot it to the show, sled or no sled! Fuck the Iditarod! Long
live Benny Sizzler!
Ace
Tanana, AK USA - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 11:10:33 (EST)
Is BS the headliner?
wearing a pantyliner to the gig
USA - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 11:06:08 (EST)
A team of 7 highly trained men have begun their feverish task of back and chest
hair and removal to ready MJ® for tonight's Benny Sizzler gig- 9PM at the MET
with the MAGNUMS, HAYMAKERS, DEMOLITION DOLL RODS. Providence.
BS Pit
Crew
USA - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 11:04:28 (EST)
J's the married man.
Brainy Magnums
Prov., RI USA - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 11:03:13 (EST)
An actual gig at a real club in the capitol city? What's going on? Does this
mean I really have to leave the basement? Can I stop putting lotion on my body?
I hope no mean people show up.
Boy Orbison
The Blob, United Police State of America - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 10:52:31
(EST)
I get brainteasers sent to me by this site called Brainvista every week. Figgered
I'd share this week's offering with all. And no, I haven't had a chance to solve
it yet and they don't post the answer till next week. So we're all on our own
on this one.
~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~
BRAIN TEASER OF THE WEEK
~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~
B, J and P are related to each other.
1> Among the three are B's legal spouse, J's sibling and P's sister-in-law.
2> B's legal spouse and J's sibling are of the same sex.
Who is the married man?
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 10:39:57 (EST)
Just a lowly phone line that I'll be plugging and unplugging at snail modem
rate.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 10:31:31 (EST)
Stupid human that dressed me doesn't know that pearls are ONLY to be worn in
odd numbers of strands
Haut Diggedy The Dog
USA - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 10:29:20 (EST)
What sort of connection do you have at home, Proctor?
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 10:24:49 (EST)
This just in....
playing
at the news hound bit
USA - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 10:24:29 (EST)
Guess where my Dell was before Warwick.... Secaucus. No shinola! The planets
must be aligned or something. I know Mars is the closest it's been in 10,000 years
or so. What next a Benny gig at The Met on Friday, March 7th? (one good plug deserves
another)
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 10:20:10 (EST)
What do ya want for nuthin? Rrrrubber BIScuit?
Blooz Bro
USA - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 10:16:09 (EST)
That's right. I was thinking of SeaBISCUIT. My bad. 
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 10:10:08 (EST)
Hey Cheffy, send some of that grub my way! I'm hungry!
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 10:03:58 (EST)
PACKAGE PROGRESS
Date- Mar 7, 2003 Time- 8:52 A.M. Location- WARWICK, RI, US
OUT FOR DELIVERY
Doing The Dell Doo-Da Dance
USA - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 09:56:38 (EST)
It's spalled Secaucus and don't call me Shirley (I knew someone would give
me the chance to say that)
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 09:50:45 (EST)
Shirley, I think it's spelled Seacaucas. I think.
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 09:45:30 (EST)
I watched Rosemary's Baby last night in lieu of our fearless leader's speech.
I'm going to hell in a handbasket.
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 09:44:41 (EST)
Morning to all. It's a lovely day for it to be B-Day. What is it about B minus
14 hours and counting? (in other words what time does the Sizzle hit the fans?)
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 09:32:31 (EST)
Dear Lurky,
Last night I fell asleep without watching the president's news conference. I awoke
in the lounge chair at 2:30 in the morning and even though they were rebroadcasting
the president's news conference I watched the old movie Creepshow instead. Am
I damned for all time? Do I have to give up my American citizenship? AND was that
Leslie Nielson's last non-comedic role? Please respond before I do something desparate,
like go to a Benny Sizzler show at the Met on Friday March 7th (had to slip in
a plug).
signed,
Shirley (debauched and despondent) in Secaucus
USA - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 09:29:32 (EST)
I think we're alone now, there doesn't seem to be anyone around
tiffany
somewhere, the land the land of never was USA - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 08:18:06
(EST)
I slept with Terry and all I got was a bad case of something that wont go away
little french girl
Montreal, Canada - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 08:07:06 (EST)
I'm off to w**k...........someone give MJ, Chil and Muffy a kiss for me........say
hey to 3 finger....and give Terry a big fat Fuck You................
chef
USA - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 08:06:00 (EST)
Willing to trade scrapple for coffee syrup
chef
USA - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 08:03:44 (EST)
Don't forget all your credit card debt that gets pumped into "the First State"
chef
USA - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 08:03:15 (EST)
......and one more thing.........speaking of espresso....can someone send me
some coffee syrup....I'm homesick
chef
USA - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 08:02:32 (EST)
You're state only seems bigger because we all register our boats there.
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^›
USA - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 08:01:37 (EST)
and you....Boris (the duckpin)....aren't you too old to know anything of the
Rock.....
chef
USA - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 08:01:21 (EST)
Just checked the weather channel, still nothing about The Rock south of RI......freakin'
hill people.
chef
USA - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 08:00:01 (EST)
Hey jerz....Yesterday I made Crepes (a little cinnamon in the batter) stuffed
with espresso flavored marsciponne and topped the crepe with raspberry whipped
cream...big hit....thanks for your ideas.................and by the way, what
is this crap about the "Rock" coming....I didn't read anything about that in the
Delaware newspapers....must be something for the privaleged few Rhode Island....and
Rhode Islanders, My state is bigger than yours....so there.
chef
USA - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 07:58:54 (EST)
0630 hours, downtown Providence, Kennedy Plaza:
Reporter: We're standing in Kennedy Plaza trying to get a handle on a strange
phenomena happening this morning. A large man with a skein of fish slung over
his shoulder has just finished addressing a crowd. The crowd is dispersing, and
all of them are talking excitedly about something. We're not sure what, other
than it has something to do with a thing they're calling "The Rock". Let's try
to speak to the man who addressed the crowd.
Reporter: Sir, I couldn't help but notice all these people seem excited and...wait...are
those fish you're carrying alive?
Man: Da. They are pets. You like my pets?
Reporter: They look like stripers.
Man: Da. Around here you call them strippers but they come from my homeland.
Reporter: Which is....?
Man: Ukrainus. In south of Ukraine. Go to bottom of Ukraine then up dark valley
of Ukrainus. People say it smelly and dark, but we love it. Good people. Loose
people. Da.
Reporter: Um, OK. The fish?
Man: They are pets. We teach how to fetch, roll over, guard our children. They
very obedient. We love.
Reporter: Like dogs you mean, only fish?
Man (growing impatient): Da. From Bay of Urethra. Dogs of water. Waterdogs. Now
what you want from me, stupid, me need go feed pets.
Reporter: What is this rock thing you were talking about? What is "The Rock"?
Is it crack cocaine? Is it a reference to the wrestler?
(BANG!!)
Reporter: Holy crap, why'd you hit me? I'm bleeding!
Man: You not take name of The Rock in vain. The Rock no have anything to do with
stupid wrestler.
Reporter: Well you didn't have to clock me sir. I was just wondering why people
were wandering around mumbling "The Rock is coming"?
(THUMP!!)
Reporter: OWWWW! JESUS H why did you knee me in the balls!
Man: You speak with lack of respect for The Rock.
Reporter: What the fuck, man. You cut my eye and smash my balls just for this
thing called The Rock? Are you fuckin....
(SIZZLE!!)
Reporter: WHAT THE FUCK DUDE! You just put your Marlboro out on my leg! Are you
fucking HIGH? All I asked was why all these people are wandering around all happy
saying that The Rock is coming!
Man (leaning close and growling, with the rancid breath of 10,000 dead menhaden):
Oh, you are very wrong, sir. And you will respect The Rock. For The Rock
is not coming. The Rock is HERE. DA!
Reporter: This is Jim Taricani, live from downtown Providence on the way to the
emergency room for stitches. We still don't know about this mysterious Rock. But
I have a feeling we are about to find out...HEY...give me back my microphone you
nut case! Haven't you messed with me enough!!
Man: You forgot to remind the nice people of the most important thing.
Reporter: And what pray tell is that, you maniac?
Man: You'd better rock hard or don't rock at all. Da.
Reporter: This is Jim Taricani....
Jim Taricani
- Friday, March 07, 2003 at 07:52:04 (EST)
I don't know that I could ever use the term "beautiful" to describe Jersey
City.
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 07:43:06 (EST)
good mornin' lurk..............how's the snow.....it's beautiful here in sunny
Dela-where
chef
USA - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 07:37:25 (EST)
craptastic!
boris
some bar, - Thursday, March 06, 2003 at 19:13:25 (EST)
Willis, was that an excerpt from the Ataris hit single "Suicide, Try Try Again"?
Don't play dumbo either. You know it's 5 to stay alive 'round the bulkhead back.
Don
Johnastan, USA - Thursday, March 06, 2003 at 18:14:22 (EST)
I'm gonna go shovel my fat @ss outta here...more sh!t in the a.m.
Willy
USA - Thursday, March 06, 2003 at 18:12:41 (EST)
24 hours and counting...bulkside what time tomorrow? again...?
Willy
USA - Thursday, March 06, 2003 at 17:15:59 (EST)
I repeat between wretches: "the only thing that matters is following your heart
and eventually you'll finally get it right"...the Ataries...kill them...kill them
dead...I'm beggin' ya
Same Ol' Song Willard T. Tee
USA - Thursday, March 06, 2003 at 16:47:55 (EST)
They're releasing the hounds early. A little LATE for that don't ya think?
Anywho, I'm out<<<<>>>>~~~~~~~~
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, March 06, 2003 at 16:28:21 (EST)
And WHAT do you think YOU'RE looking at?
Bozo's Evil Step-Daughter
USA - Thursday, March 06, 2003 at 16:24:22 (EST)
I have a vision of the snow thinning
Carnac Bearing
A Strange Resemblance To Proctor
USA - Thursday, March 06, 2003 at 16:08:16 (EST)
Thanks for the kudos MJ. I had seen a story on how NASA funding was being siphoned
off for porkbarrel projects of different congressmen and they mentioned this traveling
colon. Somehow I knew SOMEONE would add a pic to the story. Ya gotta love the
polyps. I'm pretty proud of the polar bear colon/slide combo too.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, March 06, 2003 at 16:06:18 (EST)
Proctor, can you do your no-snow dance again?
Whack-A-Willy
USA - Thursday, March 06, 2003 at 15:58:37 (EST)
Dear Lord on high, that colon playground has to be the funniest picture of
the week. Note to Willy: bite your tongue, you know how snow can bring the Benny
Sizzler shows to a complete halt on acounta MJ don't like to get her paws wet.
MJ®
USA - Thursday, March 06, 2003 at 15:41:14 (EST)
National Weather Service-
Friday night. Mostly cloudy. A chance of snow showers. Lows in the mid 20s. Chance
of snow 30 percent.
It's ALL Willy's fault!
pointing three fingers
at you know who
USA - Thursday, March 06, 2003 at 15:33:33 (EST)
hey ‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^› would you tell Jrzy Grrl I am not you?
Willy
USA - Thursday, March 06, 2003 at 15:06:56 (EST)
fuckin' snow job man fuckin' SNOW JOB...
Willard the Tongue Not Pillow Biter
USA - Thursday, March 06, 2003 at 15:06:04 (EST)
there is a pile of creativity below me
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^›
USA - Thursday, March 06, 2003 at 15:03:17 (EST)
one word- roughage
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, March 06, 2003 at 14:51:41 (EST)
Mmmm good, mmmm good, that's what little kids are, mmmm good.
Hey Joey, what's that behind us? I got a bad feeling about this.
coming to a colon near you
USA - Thursday, March 06, 2003 at 14:50:37 (EST)
Tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow, creeps in its petty pace...
The Magnums
Prov., RI USA - Thursday, March 06, 2003 at 14:13:38 (EST)
apparently nothing IS sacred
lurk
#32,200
USA - Thursday, March 06, 2003 at 14:05:27 (EST)
A giant panda plays on a sliding board in the snow at a zoo in Wuhan, China, February
14, 2003. With the natural bamboo forests disappearing rapidly due to economic
development, the giant pandas in China are facing a growing threat to its survival
in the wild. REUTERS/China Photo
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Thursday, March 06, 2003 at 13:55:52 (EST)
Keeper Hans-Joachim Nuernberg holds the 3-month-old polar bear Vilma at the zoo
in Rostock, northern Germany, on Wednesday, March 5, 2003. Rostock zoo is known
for successfully breeding polar bears. (AP Photo/ Thomas Haentzschel)
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Thursday, March 06, 2003 at 13:53:29 (EST)
Is NOTHING sacred?
Prime
Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, March 06, 2003 at 13:44:22 (EST)
Ya shoulda seen the glove that got away
the fision moosishun
USA - Thursday, March 06, 2003 at 13:01:43 (EST)
bite thou tongue willeth!
shocked rocker
USA - Thursday, March 06, 2003 at 12:45:59 (EST)
MAN! Kids are SO friggin undigestible!
Bob The Traveling Colon
USA - Thursday, March 06, 2003 at 12:43:53 (EST)
on the bright side, imagine if this here storm occurred 24 hours later...potentially
could have impacted the ROCK and the transportation to area of ROCK...
Willard T. Sonofagun
USA - Thursday, March 06, 2003 at 12:41:24 (EST)
Anybody care to go colon diving?
Prime
Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, March 06, 2003 at 12:40:19 (EST)
bucket-cam! cool!
leaving car here, taking bus home. eff snow. and especially eff massholes in snow.
boris
some bar, - Thursday, March 06, 2003 at 12:21:21 (EST)
oops, my troll is showing
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, March 06, 2003 at 12:19:26 (EST)
There was a hundred car accident on 95 in Attleboro. They have the southbound
lanes shut down and they're supposed to shut down the northbound lanes shortly
to let emergency vehicles get through. Check the northern most traffic cam on
the link to check it out.
Prez O.B. Laden
USA - Thursday, March 06, 2003 at 12:18:29 (EST)
shrub is the center of the axis of weasel
Prez O.B. Laden
USA - Thursday, March 06, 2003 at 12:01:16 (EST)
the blades of grass (proper HTML edit)
USA - Thursday, March 06, 2003 at 11:40:40 (EST)
hey it's snowing out
soon to be snowbound Willard
USA - Thursday, March 06, 2003 at 11:40:34 (EST)
AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmffffffffffssssssss............
the blades of grass
USA - Thursday, March 06, 2003 at 11:35:14 (EST)
I just crawled outa the cave long enuf to see the last of the tips of the grass
scream as they were swallowed up by the snow.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, March 06, 2003 at 11:28:18 (EST)
But I don't wanna go to w**k
Don
Johnastan, - Thursday, March 06, 2003 at 11:28:01 (EST)
Yeah play my town. I'll hook you guys up with the best damn keilbasa balls
you done ever had.
Road Sausage
Lowell, MA USA - Thursday, March 06, 2003 at 11:26:51 (EST)
I am bummed once again that Benny is eschewing NYC as a place to play a gig.
WTF, we need some Sizzle here too!
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Thursday, March 06, 2003 at 11:20:59 (EST)
Who's gonna wear the skirt?
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, March 06, 2003 at 11:20:54 (EST)
Benny Sizzler's proposed choreography for tomorrow night's gig at the Met with
the Magnums, the Haymakers and the Demolition Doll Rods. $6.
USA - Thursday, March 06, 2003 at 11:15:32 (EST)
Lemonberry French Toast please.
Fat arse
USA - Thursday, March 06, 2003 at 11:12:30 (EST)
Yhe Nets rot. I would'nt be caught dead at one of their games. That playa is
a liar.
Little Timmy
Rots, Rots USA - Thursday, March 06, 2003 at 11:05:06 (EST)
Anybody seen any good road kill? I'm getting hungry.
Karn E. Vore
USA - Thursday, March 06, 2003 at 11:02:56 (EST)
Yhe Nets rot. I would'nt be caught dead at one of their games. That playa is
a liar.
Little Timmy
Rots, Rots USA - Thursday, March 06, 2003 at 11:02:39 (EST)
Hey FACE! Soon you'll be eating tofu scramble and vegan pancakes for breakfast
everyday! 200 yard from your crib.
MJ®
USA - Thursday, March 06, 2003 at 10:57:17 (EST)
weather OR knot
spouting gibberish
USA - Thursday, March 06, 2003 at 10:33:10 (EST)
Boy, the weather turned nasty today. It's really gross out.
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Thursday, March 06, 2003 at 09:37:02 (EST)
USA Today: Nets forward Richard Jefferson jokes that he seems to know
everyone at some sparsely attended home games. "It's like, let's go say hi to
Mike, Susan, Chris and Little Timmy," Jefferson says.
boris
some bar, - Thursday, March 06, 2003 at 08:32:44 (EST)
Oh I lie. Charlie Trotter offers three menus/dishes per night. His work is
beautiful.
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Thursday, March 06, 2003 at 08:21:55 (EST)
No sir. Charlie Trotter is too high brow to offer breakfast. He actually does
a prix fixe menu every night-only serves one thing, you don't get a choice. The
place I"m talking about is a local Chicago chain (well there are about three or
so locations I know of) called Lou Mitchell's. My mom's building is right next
door to one of them.
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Thursday, March 06, 2003 at 08:18:40 (EST)
great minds think alike.......I'm playing with crepe ideas today.....yesterday
was hash
chef
USA - Thursday, March 06, 2003 at 08:15:48 (EST)
off to w**k.......I'll check y'all later
chef
USA - Thursday, March 06, 2003 at 08:14:55 (EST)
I think making a kick ass potato hash is a must too. Really chunky and flavorful
with carmelized onions. Also, crepes with sour cherries simmered in wine....
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Thursday, March 06, 2003 at 08:14:46 (EST)
Are you talking about Charlie Trotter's in Chicago...........he seems to be
the mainstream Veggie master
Chef
USA - Thursday, March 06, 2003 at 08:13:37 (EST)
There is nothing sadder than the extinction of another donut species
homer
Springfield, USA - Thursday, March 06, 2003 at 08:12:32 (EST)
I agree Jerz....but my customers are rich meat eating ssholes without a clue.........I
am planning a lot of Veg options though........and when I finally get to Newport....Lots
o' Veg for MJ.
chef
USA - Thursday, March 06, 2003 at 08:11:42 (EST)
I also heard that Dunkin Donuts was discontinuing THE Dunkin Donut. The one
with the handle.
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Thursday, March 06, 2003 at 08:10:35 (EST)
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Doughnuts
homer
springfield, KY USA - Thursday, March 06, 2003 at 08:09:45 (EST)
I had oatmeal with a little applesauce stirred through for breakfast this (well
most, actually) morning. Cheffy, I think a great idea would be to offer folk the
option of substituting veggie breakfast meats for animal-based ones with all of
your dishes. There's a place in Chicago that is very mainstream that does that,
and it's a hit. Mitchell's. Of course, all of their eggs are double yolked too,
which is sort of freaky.
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Thursday, March 06, 2003 at 08:09:18 (EST)
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^›
USA - Thursday, March 06, 2003 at 07:36:36 (EST)
I've been up since 5:30 whats for lunch?
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^›
USA - Thursday, March 06, 2003 at 07:26:09 (EST)
Take the day off chefie I have 2 books of Dunkin Donuts coupons.
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^›
USA - Thursday, March 06, 2003 at 07:25:37 (EST)
so....whattayawant for breakfast.........I'm fuckin' sick of cocoa
chef
USA - Thursday, March 06, 2003 at 07:22:02 (EST)
You cheatin' egg sucker!
µ?
USA - Wednesday, March 05, 2003 at 23:04:59 (EST)
......and by the way....I just got 32000....and I DID NOT cheat.
chef
the beach, DE USA - Wednesday, March 05, 2003 at 19:04:19 (EST)
Hey y'all....thanks for your ideas....Jerz, I'm gonna try your Tirimisu French
Toast idea....sounds awesome....Proctor, already made the hash...had it for dinner....fuckin'
great I tell ya....sorry, I am the meat. Benny Sizzlers on the house......
chef
The Beach, DE USA - Wednesday, March 05, 2003 at 19:03:29 (EST)
I am attempting to master the hardcore tune, Kumbaya. It's not funny. Well
maybe it's a little funny.
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Wednesday, March 05, 2003 at 18:49:11 (EST)
the log is waning...good day and good night
Loggerhead Willardo
USA - Wednesday, March 05, 2003 at 18:43:06 (EST)
how do i keep the hair from falling off my balls?
Foghat Willy
USA - Wednesday, March 05, 2003 at 18:01:59 (EST)
Here's a headline for ye-
Mom's Hair Loss May Pose Risk to Babies' Toes
scratching
my head too
USA - Wednesday, March 05, 2003 at 17:22:57 (EST)
maybe this w**ks better
MAYBE
USA - Wednesday, March 05, 2003 at 17:10:31 (EST)
Looking for a fair shake at w**k?
docking
your pay
USA - Wednesday, March 05, 2003 at 17:08:31 (EST)
My back sucks and I ain't fronting. As to getting old...... er, uh...... er,
uh...... What was the question again?
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, March 05, 2003 at 17:06:29 (EST)
Boris we will rock the front and back sides on Friday...all will be well...
Fast Times Willy
USA - Wednesday, March 05, 2003 at 17:03:04 (EST)
back's fine but my front really sucks.
boris
some bar, - Wednesday, March 05, 2003 at 16:33:52 (EST)
you lurkers, makin' fun of a guy's weak back he got 'bout a week back...not
to mention the failing hearing, eye sight, and teeth grindin' to nubbin's...anyone
else gettin' the fuck OLD?
Uncle Willy
USA - Wednesday, March 05, 2003 at 16:03:02 (EST)
It's been giving him trouble since last Wednesday, that would make it about
a weak back.
Uncle Milty
USA - Wednesday, March 05, 2003 at 15:57:47 (EST)
Allright, I'll bite, how's that fuckin' back, Willy?
Solicitous Lurker
Vicinity of, USA - Wednesday, March 05, 2003 at 15:29:27 (EST)
I hear commies covet Macs, but shun microshaft. Us big-hearted anarchists aren't
as elitist as the commies and in keeping with our opportunistic nature, we either
buy wholesale, outright steal, or buy on sale whatever comes along.
Prime
Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, March 05, 2003 at 15:05:05 (EST)
ai my achin' back
Kernel Korn Beef Willy
USA - Wednesday, March 05, 2003 at 14:56:00 (EST)
Commies don't covet computers do they?
Don
St. Computersburg, USSRA - Wednesday, March 05, 2003 at 14:33:49 (EST)
Well, I guess I owes the Jerzey a solid. A parody site. hmmm what a novel concept.
(read: i'm a mental fuknut) Bravo to them kids working the irony mines. Funny
shiite!
Don
M Bare Assed, USA - Wednesday, March 05, 2003 at 14:32:19 (EST)
Hey chef upon scroll down I noticed an omission in my recipe. I put down corned
beef, I of course meant corned beef HASH.
a hormel henchman
USA - Wednesday, March 05, 2003 at 14:06:42 (EST)
Guess what's supposed to be shipped this very day.
With just a wee bit-o-luck I might get my paws on it by Saturday.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, March 05, 2003 at 13:58:49 (EST)
Some pics don't take well to the scrolling bit.
Capt. Obvious
USA - Wednesday, March 05, 2003 at 13:56:29 (EST)
DAMMIT! 
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Wednesday, March 05, 2003 at 13:53:27 (EST)
http://prodtn.cafepress.com/2/4400562_F_tn.jpg
Jerzy® <maybe@thethirdtimesacharm.com>
JC, NJ USA - Wednesday, March 05, 2003 at 13:52:26 (EST)
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Wednesday, March 05, 2003 at 13:51:30 (EST)
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Wednesday, March 05, 2003 at 13:51:05 (EST)
Everybody ready for a new Russian front? shrub is "warning" the Russians. How
many fronts did the resident say we could fight on?
Prime
Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, March 05, 2003 at 13:28:16 (EST)
goodbye cruel loik...
Bum Ticker Willy With the Bad Back
USA - Wednesday, March 05, 2003 at 13:25:46 (EST)
An old maxim
When Democrats are in power lock up daughters and your liquor cabinet...
When Republicans are in Power lock up the Constitution and your retirement accounts..
suits
the shrub to a T
USA - Wednesday, March 05, 2003 at 13:18:37 (EST)
We don't want no stinking Communists running our machines. Matter of fact we
made them so they'd break when used by stinking Commie rat bastages. Same goes
for them bleeding-heart peaceniks
Bill Gates
Redmond, WA USA - Wednesday, March 05, 2003 at 12:56:09 (EST)
Sir. That site is a parody...I love a good parody. How come you think I WOULDN'T
know about it? What? You think I'm not well-rounded? Heh. Just kidding. Wait,
do you?!
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Wednesday, March 05, 2003 at 12:52:15 (EST)
Well my school has joined Stepford Mortgage Co. on my "list". I registered
on 1/31 for my courses and just found out because some bonehead at their office
steered me down the rosy path I got clipped out of the online course I needed
to take. PLUS one of the classes I signed up for was dropped for lack-o-interest
by a worthy enuf # of students. Ergo, I had signed up for two on ground courses,
one online course, and one test out. now I have to do a test out on three classes
to get this nonsense over with. AAAARRRRGH!!!! (translation- YOU ALL ROT!)
Prime
Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, March 05, 2003 at 12:37:45 (EST)
the lurk done gone dangerously silent...save Boris...and his Windows 95 issues...
Potato Chip on Shoulder Willard
USA - Wednesday, March 05, 2003 at 12:12:42 (EST)
yeah sounds like we got a lotta refrigerator overlap there donzo. for the record
photoshop is kicking boris' ass and windows in general f*cking sucks.
boris
some bar, - Wednesday, March 05, 2003 at 11:54:12 (EST)
A. I had no intension of seeing Ben fuckin Aflack in another piece of drivel,
but if it pisses off them christians it must have something going for it. ...
B. this is my favorite quote from the review "a life of depravity and expensive
personal lubricants." they really do have a finger on the "pulse" of today's youth,
and...C. Why/How come/What for Jerzy knows of this site?
Don
Depravston, USA - Wednesday, March 05, 2003 at 11:41:43 (EST)
hey ‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^›, tell Jerz that I am not you...tell her!
On Time Willy For Fucking Once
USA - Wednesday, March 05, 2003 at 11:41:08 (EST)
Proctooooorr, Read your royal email. And beware on the road from now on....BWAAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
Laurie
Rimfurd, RI USA - Wednesday, March 05, 2003 at 11:41:05 (EST)
Breakfast - rice. Lunch - rice. Dinner - rice. All served with a cool glass
of rice milk.
Don
Not Chong, USA - Wednesday, March 05, 2003 at 11:30:27 (EST)
Welcome to the gulag.
nuff
said
USA - Wednesday, March 05, 2003 at 11:14:07 (EST)
yes it should be "their" down there, but I was staring at breasts and was a
bit distracted at the time. I agree on the quote and I think sermons should be
designated as pinched loaves also. Y'know like...
Sunday- 10:00AM
Father Flanagan pinches a loaf
on the troubles facing
the youth of today
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, March 05, 2003 at 10:58:06 (EST)
Shouldn't it be "their"?
Spallchecker
USA - Wednesday, March 05, 2003 at 10:35:31 (EST)
Fucking hilarious quote.
Jerzy®
USA - Wednesday, March 05, 2003 at 10:27:30 (EST)
Breasts Do have there own sort of poetic magnetism.
keeping
abreast
USA - Wednesday, March 05, 2003 at 10:19:34 (EST)
Proud member since birth and always looking to reaffirm my membership.
Prime Minister
Proctor
USA - Wednesday, March 05, 2003 at 10:14:37 (EST)
I slept with Terry and all I did was lose my sweet smelling shirt......
lil chickie
le foufont electric, Montral Canada, eh - Wednesday, March 05, 2003 at 10:05:07
(EST)
Yeah, Boris? I see marscapone, I think tiramisu! Home made granola is always
delicious, topped with blueberries and almond milk. Yum!
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Wednesday, March 05, 2003 at 09:56:20 (EST)
Howard Hughes did a few things right...
Can't
Stand Cosmo-Pigeons
USA - Wednesday, March 05, 2003 at 09:30:10 (EST)
Thanks for frenching me Jerzy.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, March 05, 2003 at 09:26:56 (EST)
Er, Francais or Francaise...der!
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Wednesday, March 05, 2003 at 09:23:49 (EST)
Just an FYI, Proctor - it's coulis. En francias, oui?
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Wednesday, March 05, 2003 at 09:21:15 (EST)
F benny sizzler. I only listen to waterdog now.
Chong Lee
USA - Wednesday, March 05, 2003 at 09:15:35 (EST)
SPALLCHECK- made not masde. I almost bought a masde once, but I thought the
maintenance cost would be too high.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, March 05, 2003 at 08:47:32 (EST)
Morning all, or should I say bona festa (spallcheck?. Here's my fave item for
breakfast, french toast masde with thick slices of portuguese sweet bread. The
stuff is a slice-o-heaven. On the carnivore tip how about a nest of corned beef
with a poached egg sitting in the nest (maybe two) and two coolees (again spallcheck?),
one tomato and one yellow pepper with a hint of spicy mustard or horseradish.
You could do the criss cross swirly bit with the coolees on the plate then put
the nest on top. and for texture contrast, take shredded potato (like for potato
pancakes) and form two thin oblong tapered shapes that you fry to real crisp then
stick in the nest so they poke out like two wings. Add a sprig or two of leafy
garnish to create the foliage atmosphere and voila.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, March 05, 2003 at 08:45:40 (EST)
jerz, i hear mascarpone, i think cannoli. by the by benny, you've been blogged.
hope my hype skills haven't atrophied too badly. not that they were ever any damned
good. da.
boris
some bar, - Wednesday, March 05, 2003 at 08:20:41 (EST)
I'm not sure what you mean, Boris...inre the cannoli question. If you're asking
why someone would want a side of something sweet with a savory dish, well, they
go together very well...just saute up some apples and onions to go with your pancakes
or your porkchop. Plus, the American palate is ALWAYS craving something with tons
of sugar and fat, that's why we as a nation have such a problem with obesity.
I personally try to follow the everything in moderation school of thought.
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Wednesday, March 05, 2003 at 08:06:35 (EST)
eggs benedict is boris' longtime fave. ask natasha. i would eat it every day,
which also explains why boris' silhouette looks like a big duckpin. maybe the
BSLC (Legal Commission) could get copyright clearance. think name is perfect except
some bennies don't do shortpig meat or any meat at all? dunno. maybe don's exception
is hoser back bacon. jerzy i'm confused. you went to cheffy school, so why would
anyone try to turn an egg into a cannoli? is this deep emeril knowledge you're
dropping?
boris
some bar, - Wednesday, March 05, 2003 at 07:58:42 (EST)
I also like the idea of some sort of egg dish with a side of apple crisp with
cheddar in the crust - sort of going back to the days of the settlers - they'd
eat apple pie with cheese for breakfast along with everything else.
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Wednesday, March 05, 2003 at 07:53:16 (EST)
Hi Willy, um, I mean FACE. I'm always chipper when it comes to food talk!
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Wednesday, March 05, 2003 at 07:48:34 (EST)
Hi Jerzy®, You seem chipper this am.
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^›
USA - Wednesday, March 05, 2003 at 07:47:27 (EST)
What about french toast stuffed with marscapone cheese that's been flavored
with espresso and chocolate - you could call it Tiramisu French Toast? Chef, did
you know I went to cooking school? Are you hiring?
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Wednesday, March 05, 2003 at 07:43:44 (EST)
You could stuff the quahog with deviled Canadian, er back bacon.
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Wednesday, March 05, 2003 at 07:41:34 (EST)
It would have to have a quahog on it, Chef, instead of Canadian, er back bacon.
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Wednesday, March 05, 2003 at 07:40:35 (EST)
I was thinking of a spicy Eggs Benadict and calling it the Benny Sizzler.....screw
the copyright infringements!
chef
USA - Wednesday, March 05, 2003 at 06:59:08 (EST)
Eggs Bennadict!
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^›
USA - Wednesday, March 05, 2003 at 06:57:02 (EST)
yo....top o' the mornin' to ya lurkers.....I got a question for y'all................If
you could have anything for breakfast, anything at all, never mind the cost, what
would it be.....I'm ready for sarcasm, but I'm trying to write the best breakfast
menu ever....for use now and ,once it's perfected, hopefully at som eairport somewhere.
chef
USA - Wednesday, March 05, 2003 at 06:50:57 (EST)
Anybody seen my ovaries 'round here?
Rusty Pipes
USA - Wednesday, March 05, 2003 at 00:39:27 (EST)
Is anybody in this band Benny Sizzler hot? Hubby, Rick, told me there were
a couple of skank hos in the band.
Shadow
Deep South, USA - Tuesday, March 04, 2003 at 23:35:26 (EST)
Yo ! Nope I've never heard you guys once. Do you crank it? or take it easy?
I doubt you will ever hear my "rig" (early sixties Hofner 6 string and Gibson
Skylark)
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^›
USA - Tuesday, March 04, 2003 at 21:16:56 (EST)
Yo Face, you man to tell me you can hear the din from your crib? When you gonna
crank up your rig?
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, March 04, 2003 at 21:01:06 (EST)
Are they prasticing Proctor? Lemmie go outside and listen.. BRB
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^›
Nex doe, RI USA - Tuesday, March 04, 2003 at 19:35:55 (EST)
Benny, gimme some hardcore sizzle! I wanna hear the bulkhead banging all the
way up here in Rumfud. I'm out<<<<>>>>~~~~~~~~~~~
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, March 04, 2003 at 19:11:06 (EST)
Am I sponge-worthy?
Sponge
Bob Square Pants
USA - Tuesday, March 04, 2003 at 17:47:49 (EST)
FUTURE Sizzler? I say sign him up now while his punk roots are still true.
The kid's a natural. And with the pee yellow ducky and poo brown flotation device
accompaniment, he's showing an uncanny color sense.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, March 04, 2003 at 17:26:02 (EST)
splish-splash, a future sizzler
boris
some bar, - Tuesday, March 04, 2003 at 15:57:31 (EST)
that would be young Plecktrum industrious and very Irish
Willard
USA - Tuesday, March 04, 2003 at 15:44:54 (EST)
Yes, we've been having contract problems with Yellow Giant© so we've given
the Kernal an extention.
BSTC
USA - Tuesday, March 04, 2003 at 15:44:24 (EST)
Your newbie guitarist has been quite industrious lately. There are fliers for
the show all over Thayer St.
The Magnums
Prov, RI USA - Tuesday, March 04, 2003 at 15:14:29 (EST)
Hey I just realized that the Kernel is still here. Did he sign on as sponsor
for a second month?
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, March 04, 2003 at 14:27:40 (EST)
Does your monitor smoke after sex?
Monty
Hall Monitor
USA - Tuesday, March 04, 2003 at 13:54:44 (EST)
Will somebody rub peanut butter on me and send me out to play with the coyotes?
Chiquita
Vicinity of Bulkhead, USA - Tuesday, March 04, 2003 at 13:44:49 (EST)
I may be small but I sure am skinny.
Johnny Paycheck
USA - Tuesday, March 04, 2003 at 13:00:30 (EST)
King Cakes rool
Mardi
La USA - Tuesday, March 04, 2003 at 13:00:30 (EST)
Paycheck? The firehose bit IS how they pay here!
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, March 04, 2003 at 12:51:59 (EST)
get same feeling when looking at paycheck.
boris
some bar, - Tuesday, March 04, 2003 at 12:44:57 (EST)
a gentle reminder to always check the settings on your bidet
anal
floodgates
USA - Tuesday, March 04, 2003 at 12:42:29 (EST)
we may be gross, but we're cheaper by the dozen
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, March 04, 2003 at 12:30:35 (EST)
There's a hole in my player
flashy
flasher
USA - Tuesday, March 04, 2003 at 12:25:08 (EST)
You peeple are gross! LOL
Geranium
USA - Tuesday, March 04, 2003 at 12:11:40 (EST)
To the Victor go the spoils. You can never have too many options when it cums
to sex toyz.
why
are the pages stuck together?
USA - Tuesday, March 04, 2003 at 12:05:09 (EST)
persimmon- that's the word and DON'T ask why!
clueless piece of fruit
USA - Tuesday, March 04, 2003 at 11:59:00 (EST)
yes yes I'm slightly reTARDy it's in the jeans i think...what's the word on
the lurk
Willy Come LATEly
USA - Tuesday, March 04, 2003 at 11:49:26 (EST)
Do you have any cocoa? We love cocoa. Does Halifax cocoa have those little
marshmallows in it?
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, March 04, 2003 at 11:32:47 (EST)
Hey guys! You all seem like a cool bunch lol. Can I join in the fun? lol. Coolness!
lol
Geranium
Halifax, NS CA - Tuesday, March 04, 2003 at 11:11:47 (EST)
Hey! keep it down will'ya. SOME of us are trying to sleep.
Capt. Snoozeville
USA - Tuesday, March 04, 2003 at 11:08:12 (EST)
no shit sherlock, volume one
boris
some bar, - Tuesday, March 04, 2003 at 10:25:33 (EST)
i could use a good fart right about now. anybody got one pending?
fart sniffer
USA - Tuesday, March 04, 2003 at 10:22:08 (EST)
I swear to you, just seeing ONE Benny Sizzler show turned my teeth this lovely
shade of pee yellow. come to the gig Friday and I can promise you yellow teeth
and stained skivvies by evening's end. I understand there may be some novelty
soaps distributed as parting gifts to the 25 people with the worst B.O. (note:
any with WURST B.O. will be asked to service all the members of the band)
Horst Buchholtz
USA - Tuesday, March 04, 2003 at 09:22:37 (EST)
Is that willy wearing the black bikini?
disturbing fantasy
USA - Tuesday, March 04, 2003 at 09:03:53 (EST)
My car is totally legal again. Now I just gotta figger what to put in the gas
tank for the next week and a half till the next check. Anybody know of any ham
& bean suppers going on? Or a weinie joint with especially noxious meat sauce?
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, March 04, 2003 at 08:59:46 (EST)
Your endorsement deal is safe. We're even starting to dig that....plaid.
Les Paul
- Tuesday, March 04, 2003 at 08:54:04 (EST)
Er, sorry MJ®. I still want you to be my personal trainer.
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Tuesday, March 04, 2003 at 07:08:56 (EST)
get below me
‹^› ‹(blow me)› ‹^›
USA - Monday, March 03, 2003 at 21:26:46 (EST)
burp
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^›
USA - Monday, March 03, 2003 at 20:35:17 (EST)
Oh, nevermind then
<^> <("_")> <^>
USA - Monday, March 03, 2003 at 20:34:07 (EST)
For cryin' tears folks, that chick ain't me. She ain't near man enough and
I wouldn't dead be caught dead with a fuckin' pink Kramer 6 string. C'MON people!
MJ®
USA - Monday, March 03, 2003 at 20:32:42 (EST)
oh I'll manage alright...don't you worry...
Hard On Willy
USA - Monday, March 03, 2003 at 18:33:04 (EST)
Er, I mean, jinkies!
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Monday, March 03, 2003 at 18:32:27 (EST)
Zoinks! Where did everybody go?!
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Monday, March 03, 2003 at 18:32:00 (EST)
Hey, gang! Do you think Willy will be able to play drums with only three fingers
AND a raging hard on?
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Monday, March 03, 2003 at 18:29:48 (EST)
Um. MJ®? Will you be my personal trainer?
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Monday, March 03, 2003 at 18:28:01 (EST)
yeah MJ, lookin' good!
Willy
USA - Monday, March 03, 2003 at 18:25:18 (EST)
GOTDAMN MJ®!!!!! You are one HOT GRRRL!!!! I can only aspire to be you....man,
Chil, count yer lucky stars, you got one beautiful woman.
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Monday, March 03, 2003 at 18:23:18 (EST)
that's the "mop handle up the ass" rock posture...
Willard
USA - Monday, March 03, 2003 at 18:23:01 (EST)
i am so there it's reTAHHHded.
the question is, do i stop downtown on way home from gulag. if so the first beer
arrives before 6. that means by the time burr hits stage he'll look like debbie
reynolds and by the time mean joe hits the stage she'll look like burt reynolds.
may have to go home first, reload, return. can't speak for natasha who is still
on injured reserve. she wants to but remains a game-day decision.
boris
some bar, - Monday, March 03, 2003 at 18:12:26 (EST)
you ready for a piece of this on Friday night? huh? ya ready?
USA - Monday, March 03, 2003 at 18:10:17 (EST)
i was afraid someone would write that Boris...the real question is will YOU
be showing up at the Friday night rock festival...discuss...
Willy
USA - Monday, March 03, 2003 at 17:48:55 (EST)
i came twice already so....um...
hey jozeph i just did my taxes and discovered my SS# is 2¾. feel better?
boris
some bar, - Monday, March 03, 2003 at 17:45:05 (EST)
what if Benny Sizzler threw a rock show and nobody came? does the rock band
still make noise?
Willard
USA - Monday, March 03, 2003 at 17:32:17 (EST)
The only smoke machine we want to see friday night is Rusty Pipe's rusty pipes.
Got it?
Mr. Met
Provy, USA - Monday, March 03, 2003 at 16:44:50 (EST)
That is correct. The V8 Interceptors.
V8 Splash!
USA - Monday, March 03, 2003 at 16:32:59 (EST)
V8 fan that would be V8 Interceptors right? boris got bad info from friend
of said JC.
boris
some bar, - Monday, March 03, 2003 at 15:46:57 (EST)
good one Ger-cranium...good one...
Bloody Knuckles McFadden
USA - Monday, March 03, 2003 at 14:56:23 (EST)
Lyrics I just heard: "The only thing that matters is following your FART, eventually
you'll have a decent STOOL"
Geranium
USA - Monday, March 03, 2003 at 14:47:33 (EST)
lyrics just heard on radio: "the only thing that matters is following your
heart...eventually you'll finally get it right..." where's my puke bucket?
Radio Willy
USA - Monday, March 03, 2003 at 14:42:30 (EST)
I lost $10. That's right TEN FUCKING DOLLARS, GOTDAMMIT!
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Monday, March 03, 2003 at 14:19:16 (EST)
Anybody seen my eggs? I lost a few as they rattled down my pipes.
Rusty Pipes
USA - Monday, March 03, 2003 at 14:10:25 (EST)
Good morning MJ®. I went to Mohegan Sun on Saturday and I lost. LOST. I am
NOT a gambler. I don't know when to fold 'em, I don't know when to hold 'em, I
don't know when to walk away, or when to run. SUCKS.
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Monday, March 03, 2003 at 13:52:40 (EST)
how're them pipes?
Bloody Knuckles
USA - Monday, March 03, 2003 at 13:20:55 (EST)
follow the bouncing wallets
USA - Monday, March 03, 2003 at 13:20:31 (EST)
Can somebody give me a scrolling wallet tit? Face? Proc?
MJ®
USA - Monday, March 03, 2003 at 13:15:15 (EST)
Is that supposed to be a scrolling Emo moon? Oh and morning to everybody but
MJ.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Monday, March 03, 2003 at 13:03:08 (EST)
ROT ROT ROT! I tell ye, Benny and the boyz better play a kick-ass-culotte-staining
set-o-rock'n'roll on Friday cuz after the week I got ahead of me I'm gonna need
my ears bled properly to relieve the pressure in my head. I get to kick of my
week-o-excitement by spending the afternoon at the registry. OH JOY!
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Monday, March 03, 2003 at 13:00:43 (EST)
‹^› ‹(___)› ‹^›
USA - Monday, March 03, 2003 at 12:57:24 (EST)
I'm only saying good morning to Jerzy because she's sick and all the rest of
you rot.
MJ®
USA - Monday, March 03, 2003 at 12:29:51 (EST)
FYI, John Carney's debut was last Friday, not este Friday.
V8 fan4life
Providence, RI USA - Monday, March 03, 2003 at 12:28:00 (EST)
smot peeple?
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Monday, March 03, 2003 at 12:19:25 (EST)
Define "band"
Benjamin S.
Middleblob, USA - Monday, March 03, 2003 at 12:14:40 (EST)
I agree with that Thor fellow. Is Benny Sizzler a band or a place where a bunch
of really really smart people come to have a typing contest?
Geranium
Halifax, NS CA - Monday, March 03, 2003 at 11:54:14 (EST)
Now why couldn't somebody have had the foresight to make the heels of those
shoes out of C4? Think of the trouble the cobbler coulda saved us all.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Monday, March 03, 2003 at 11:28:43 (EST)
you heard me!
Willard the Rat Faced Boy <habitually@tardy.com>
USA - Monday, March 03, 2003 at 11:16:27 (EST)
"...according to Britain's The Sun, both George Bush and Saddam Hussein recently
ordered the same $975 handmade shoes from the Milan, Italy, shoemaker Vito Artioli
(Bush in size 10, Saddam 9 1/2)." $975 for shoes?! That would just about cover
my rent and take a nice chunk out of my cc debt! WTF?!!?
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Monday, March 03, 2003 at 11:00:55 (EST)
sorry to hear that jerz. hey thor, yes and yes and blow me. just discovered
that friday's opening band features the much-feared debut of one jon carney. holy
sheepshit batman!
boris
some bar, - Monday, March 03, 2003 at 10:52:39 (EST)
Good morning lurk. I am still sick. Ugh.
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Monday, March 03, 2003 at 10:15:28 (EST)
Finger Poppin Time will never be the same. One of THE originators is gone.
Prime
Minister Proctor
USA - Monday, March 03, 2003 at 10:01:50 (EST)
Danny Pearl's life is being celebrated in spontaneous concerts from India to
Boston.
Danny
Pearl's Legacy Is a World of Music
USA - Monday, March 03, 2003 at 09:18:18 (EST)
I'm just in it for the $$ Proctor.
Thor, you should get those big balls out from behind that keyboard and take them
for a walk.
Startin shit already.
USA - Monday, March 03, 2003 at 08:39:09 (EST)
I don't know why I'm here, but why should today be any different.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Monday, March 03, 2003 at 08:29:44 (EST)
Is BS really a band or just a website for a bunch of losers to hang out and
type drivel?
Thor's Mighty Axe
USA - Monday, March 03, 2003 at 03:39:45 (EST)
Yes, West Ham has been 'orid all season. Consider it a sacrifice to keep the
Hammers from relegation. And we haven't heard from Chong in a while. What happened
to his Man City last week? Ouchey.
Donry
Spots on Faux, USA - Monday, March 03, 2003 at 00:42:57 (EST)
Hey nice figure on that niece of your's, Boris.
Perv Ert
USA - Sunday, March 02, 2003 at 13:50:08 (EST)
dear donaldinho, i concede. we just SUCK.
hoddle
- Sunday, March 02, 2003 at 08:15:10 (EST)
'xter, need a time.
niece won a figure skating medal this AM @ thayer. uncle boris needed to get her
blades sharpened before, but kid still just does not fall. age 5. good day.
boris
ukrainus, - Saturday, March 01, 2003 at 14:50:44 (EST)
well fuck my @ss...see you bulkhead-side rockers...good day and good riddance
Willies Gone Wild
USA - Friday, February 28, 2003 at 17:07:07 (EST)
Well as y'all might have noticed I had enuf a this joint today. I'm off to
ingest mass quantities of poi laced beverages and HOPE that someone picks a fight
with me so I can burn off this aggression in a useful way. Apologies for the rant,
but you lurkers probably saved somebody elses life today by being my bitching
soundboard. Be careful out there, remember I'M on the loose.
I'm out<<<<>>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Friday, February 28, 2003 at 17:00:43 (EST)
SAAAAWING, batta, batta, batta, SAAAWING!
dusting off homeplate with a straw
USA - Friday, February 28, 2003 at 16:56:22 (EST)
Well, well, well, look who won the war on drugs. That's right. Good ol'
Drugsy
Hey Batter, USA - Friday, February 28, 2003 at 16:47:15 (EST)
C'mon let's show a little pepper out there!
diggin
for dope in the dugout
USA - Friday, February 28, 2003 at 16:41:25 (EST)
figures just when I'm thinking of looking for w**k...
Prime
Minister Proctor
USA - Friday, February 28, 2003 at 16:39:25 (EST)
immunity? FUCK he got out of the fire!
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^›
USA - Friday, February 28, 2003 at 16:26:59 (EST)
FUCK THAT, I SWEAR I AM GOING TO FUCKING PUKE, AND NOT FROM MY ILLNESS. What
the FUCK is wrong with people?! OMG, I CANNOT believe that they are going to let
people get away with pulling shit like that. IF YOU ARE AT FAULT, SHUT THE FUCK
UP AND TAKE YOUR MEDICINE!
Jerzy® <disgusted@pissedoff.com>
JC, NJ USA - Friday, February 28, 2003 at 16:09:47 (EST)
One more of the fire victims died in Mass. hospital. The boneheaded singer
is asking for immunity (I don't even know where to begin with that one), and this
from the article
Meanwhile, investigators have taken samples of foam packaging products from a
company in Johnston that supplied the nightclub's owners with material that was
installed to appease neighbors upset by the club's noise.
Aram DerManouelian, president of American Foam Corp., said the soundproofing was
purchased for $575 in June 2000. That was a few months after the Derderian brothers
bought The Station.
"They wanted the lowest grade, the cheapest stuff," he told The Associated Press
on Friday. "They asked for egg-crate material and that's what we sold them. It's
good packaging material. You just can't light it on fire. We sell fire-retardant
foam, but that's not what they were looking for. ... It costs about twice as much."
too
disgusted to have my name next to this
USA - Friday, February 28, 2003 at 15:52:16 (EST)
Proc, read your email:)
Laurie <aggrevated@DMV>
angry, ri USA - Friday, February 28, 2003 at 15:43:28 (EST)
Hyperstring stuff cool agreed. Ever Read Magister Ludi- The Glass Bead Game
by Herman Hesse. All philosophy, art, music, and human expression rolled into
one form, the glass bead game. The link ain't the real thing, but it kinda gets
the feel of it across.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Friday, February 28, 2003 at 15:40:40 (EST)
boris
- Friday, February 28, 2003 at 14:37:46 (EST)
Cool shit.
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Friday, February 28, 2003 at 14:33:49 (EST)
Thought 'd keep y'all a breast of the latest news.
The Hooters Air motto is "Easy to Buy, Fun to Fly"
Hooters vice president Mike McNeil says. ''We're adding two Hooters girls to each
flight, just to bring that added element of hospitality.''
Hootie
The Lecherous Owl
USA - Friday, February 28, 2003 at 14:21:48 (EST)
why yes...yes it does...just a little...
Willy
USA - Friday, February 28, 2003 at 14:09:24 (EST)
still venting
USA - Friday, February 28, 2003 at 13:59:54 (EST)
This is fucking cool. Makes me want to get an iBook: 
Jerzy®
USA - Friday, February 28, 2003 at 13:56:53 (EST)
Just found out it was one (expletive too long for the lurk server to handle)
that convinced them to dump having a file tracking system. One whiner! It's days
like this that make clear why you need a waiting period to get a gun. I SO want
to act out this aggression with endless transference of pain to this (again, expletive
too long for the lurk server to handle). I'm so close to walking out the door.
AND do you want to know how I really feel about this?!!
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Friday, February 28, 2003 at 13:52:06 (EST)
twin city music, run by the petteruti fam (for 3 generations now). just outside
olneyville. excellent source for pelosi info, and maybe recordings. father (bob)
was/is bassist, son tommy is drummer. most excellent people. bob probably played
with pelosi a zillion times...music store more than record shop. think they're
still around, not 100%...
boris
some bar, - Friday, February 28, 2003 at 13:43:24 (EST)
I KNOW TO, NOT TOP! FVCK my fingas are upset with this deplorable development.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Friday, February 28, 2003 at 13:28:52 (EST)
I know two Rs in interruption. Man this place sucks (here, not the lurk). I've
yet to see this place EVER frikkin make a business decision that makes any sense.
fvck, fvck, fvck, and double fvck, my budget just got cut off at the knees. Time
top expand my shifts down on Pine St.
Prime Minister
Proctor
USA - Friday, February 28, 2003 at 13:26:41 (EST)
Curse these interuptions from w**k, that's what I meant. Well I just got a
bomb dropped on me. The function they had added to my job just got yanked. Goodbye
to OT and a semi-living wage. I don't have the energy to go into a Jerzy style
cursing tirade, but this sucks.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Friday, February 28, 2003 at 13:21:43 (EST)
the pipes have been checked...BSTC, we have a problem...
Rusty Pypes
USA - Friday, February 28, 2003 at 13:04:34 (EST)
GRAMMAR CHECK: it should be "too rusty", actually.
Grammar Patrol
USA - Friday, February 28, 2003 at 12:58:09 (EST)
SPALLCHECK- TO rusty, WTF is top rusty?
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Friday, February 28, 2003 at 12:55:45 (EST)
Found some more on Pelosi. On a jazz discography site they hasd him listed
as playing tenor and baritone sax on 4 recorded sessions, 1971-1994. The c