Sorry Don, just wanted to share with the lurk. This site has
cool shirts, too.
The Anti-Lurk <http://bountyhunterinc.com>
Eternal Damnation, USA - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 19:54:48 (EST)
Cheffie, CRAZY BURGER RULES! MJ®
USA - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 18:44:33 (EST)
HOLY SHIT!! WHAT THE HELL HAS BEEN GOING ON AROUND THIS GIN
JOINT???!!! Also, werd is that the lurk thinks MJ favors the Jerz and that she
gits off scott free for html tomfoolery. That is correct. MJ®
USA - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 18:43:07 (EST)
nice sleuthin' cheffy. once the quiz is done of course. forgot
about the time difference. off the top of my head and without googling i guess
the dames won in 1985 or '86. ok i guess '85. no wait...'86. fidrych won in '85,
solo. on cello. or was it rubber rodeo. so who did the 'hoods open for at the
civic center. and are you stumpy's nephew.
boris
some bar, - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 18:30:56 (EST)
thanks cheffy, IF that is your real name...
Coco Willy
USA - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 18:30:13 (EST)
Anti-Lurker + Jinxed = hmmm
Don
Jobless Hack, USA - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 18:08:08 (EST)
Wow, cheffy summed up the whole day of useless logs into one
concise and very informative answer filled missive. Don
Dinersville, USA - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 18:00:22 (EST)
That'll Learn 'Ya never won a rock hunt (the Dames did)....Kevin
IS Terry's uncle....and I have a shitload of "Hoods Stuff (and That'll Learn 'Ya....and
even a Dames single)......and as another side note...I Believe Dan Davies got
George Sullivan into the Mortgage thingy.....
cheffy
USA - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 17:41:21 (EST)
The Anti-Lurker
Eternal Damnation, USA - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 17:30:43 (EST)
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 17:29:13 (EST)
Man this w**k shit has been cutting into my lurk time WAY too
much.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 17:24:14 (EST)
Sidilicious...
3fuckin'fingeredWilly
USA - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 16:46:10 (EST)
Or as Dorothy Parker might say, brilliant fucking.
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 16:39:58 (EST)
fucking brilliant
boris
some bar, - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 16:35:27 (EST)
Howsabout some of this then. Alright
USA - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 16:32:19 (EST)
no that would be 'chil she blew'
boris
some bar, - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 16:31:23 (EST)
where's the FACE man? down the street?
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^› aka Willy
USA - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 16:18:23 (EST)
Did someone say court?
USA - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 16:16:16 (EST)
Chelsea blew. No doubt a Clinton reference.
Don
Brownsville, USA - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 16:01:57 (EST)
Practicing duck and cover maneuvers, actually. Trying to survive
the firestorm.
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 15:54:24 (EST)
that's nutty
3ballWilly
USA - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 15:53:50 (EST)
Been lickin your wounds there Jerzy? Drugsy
Ston, USA - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 15:48:33 (EST)
Rotate THIS nut , AssTIE
USA - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 15:45:08 (EST)
Is it safe to come out yet?
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 15:44:22 (EST)
nut flecks? ain't that the stuff they put on ice cream sundaes?
Bela Fleck
USA - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 15:41:15 (EST)
i prefer my meat wings dipped in dippin' sauce...and what's
this about nut flexin' on the court Magnum PI?
Coco Willy
USA - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 15:27:00 (EST)
The Magnums may be chicken shits, but we're smarter than the
average chicken shit. Besides, we settle our differences when we flex our nutz
on the courts and not in the guestbooks. Asshat. The Magnums
Prov, RI USA - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 15:20:57 (EST)
I got meat curtains WITH wings fer ya willy Sista
Salacious
USA - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 15:14:23 (EST)
who's this A nit Lurker anyway?
CoCo Willy
USA - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 15:12:24 (EST)
chelsea blue is the new brown boris
some bar, - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 15:10:53 (EST)
the hash has officially been slung...Mr. Sulu, firewall up...
Cocoa Willy
USA - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 15:04:50 (EST)
Them Magnumbs is all chicken shits. Hiding behing some corporate
html skirt. Switch over to the ghetto side and play with some HTML of mass destruction.
C'MON!
Don
Logwars, USA - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 14:56:45 (EST)
Magnums... why so harsh? I wouldn't mess w/your book even if
I could (which I can't). It wasn't my suggestion to mess w/you. My HTML skills
are elementary, a baby could do it. I was just killing time, jeezus.
The Anti-Lurker
USA - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 14:41:54 (EST)
don. brown is the new black. had an unlit cigarette in my mouth
and almost ate it. you...you....son of a mahovlich
boris
some bar, - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 14:36:40 (EST)
I don't think I'd prefer a cup of Cocoa Beach.
Willard Returned
USA - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 14:22:59 (EST)
stRipes not (michael ) stipes. And where'd boris go with the
drummer dude in question? Hmmm?
Don
Gulagston, USA - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 14:18:57 (EST)
right...like freakin' Skylab...got it...does the Met allow smoke
machine?
Willy the Tri-Fingered
USA - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 14:18:17 (EST)
Iraq of Lamb
USA - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 14:14:57 (EST)
Proc, is it possible for you to be classified as "naked"?
Mark Furball LAPD
OK, Former PD, USA - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 14:10:11 (EST)
Pants off to Magnumb for breaking out his Stryper fuckin Underoos.
Good bloody meat curtains that is some sick shit. I'll put some stipes in those
bad boys.
Don
Brown is the new black, USA - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 14:07:09 (EST)
Where's Willy I'm hankering for some drumsticks
Sista Salacious
USA - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 14:05:24 (EST)
I gotta get me one of dem canuk chicks Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 13:54:46 (EST)
when fantasy takes a wrong turn... Prime
Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 13:53:30 (EST)
I thought telstar might clue you in. How about Six Finger Satellite
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 13:50:56 (EST)
3 finners per hand, 6 toes on a foot...equals? Willard the Abacus
USA - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 13:39:12 (EST)
let's not forget the digit connection- 2X willy's set of three. Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 13:34:40 (EST)
terry fallon fronted "that'll learn ya" whose drummer dave harris
is wearing the orange-y shirt. and we were both wrong -- i think kev is terry's
uncle. willy you're 1000% right, enough hash, have a nice day all...
boris
some bar, - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 13:31:30 (EST)
I think Terry's his cousin not his brother.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 13:30:06 (EST)
first name of Willy? Mean? Jacques? Plecktrum?
Third Eye Willy
USA - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 13:28:24 (EST)
No ties on me. I'm currently wearing one of my loudest hawaiian
shirts. They love my w**k, but they try to keep me out of sight. I do relish the
flabbergasted expressions on outside execs faces when they catch an eyeful of
the hairsuit.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 13:27:47 (EST)
Shit, you've got me stumped. I know the "Nivek" you're talking
about is Kevin Fallon, but I don't anyone else in that picture. But Kevin has
a brother named Terry Fallon, so I'm gonna guess that.
The Magnums
Prov., RI USA - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 13:26:11 (EST)
don't think so on ray connover but i don't know him. hint 1:
they once won a rock hunt and 2: frontman had same first name as a current sizzler
and 3: frontman's cousin sometimes played solo as "Nivek", who did work for trinity
rep. ridiculously talented dude.
boris
some bar, - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 13:11:57 (EST)
there's salada hash gettin' slung on this log-arithm...Boris,
i don't know much about drummers no less drumming, the art of
Why Does a Caged Willard Sing?
USA - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 13:11:06 (EST)
Drugsy, VERY funny comment to FACE re: taking away his maglite
and plastic cap. Very funny.
Lurker from a safehouse <Face@shitFACEd.com>
USA - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 13:07:47 (EST)
Was Ray Connover a drummer?
The Magnums
Prov, RI USA - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 13:07:18 (EST)
magman, wrong on the drummer but nice on the gbook. i used 2.1
a few months back. who'd'a thunk the mags had closet PHP/MySQL freaks in tow.
you still need to fix the template more. not sure which *.php file it is (probly
the header include). them germans write damn good PHP. achtung.
boris
some bar, - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 13:03:51 (EST)
And Brian Whitten's the drummer in question. Right? The
Magnums
Prov., RI USA - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 12:57:29 (EST)
Anti-Lurker, you couldn't hack our guestbook even if you wanted
to. We're not using some ghetto service as these chumps and the Dererrents. You
don't have a prayer of getting through the security we have. We're like fuckin'
NORAD, and you're no Matthew Broderick. So hack away, nerd boy, and prove me wrong.
The Magnums <http://www.stryper.com/featured-coll/images/2002-04/stryperunderoos.jpg>
Prov., Ri USA - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 12:54:20 (EST)
DING DING DING!! drugsy nice work, but the drummer remains elusive....???
boris
some bar, - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 12:51:52 (EST)
sBallcheck.
Li__le _immy
USA - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 12:38:51 (EST)
And why would I want to fiddle with the Magnums gb? Seems somebody
was already playing childish HTML games on the gb so what do you want done? I
require some motivation. Oh, and you typed "MagnumsrCOCK"... was that a subconcious
desire to play the meat flute? Just asking.
The Anti-Lurker
USA - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 12:37:59 (EST)
Is that Mark fuckin Stone at the "apex" of that Sears® morgage
photo? WTF? Drugsy
USA - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 12:36:40 (EST)
dear auntie lurker. please. yeah proc boris actually knows a
coupla these guys. i was kidding about the block island bit but either natasha's
company (dewey, cheatham and howe a.k.a. citizens) or these guys will do when
that time comes. appreciate it. willy, can you spot the drummer and name his former
band or bands?
boris
some bar, - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 12:32:11 (EST)
That's some mad code slinging on Anti's part. Guess all you
boys and grrls got something to aspire to now.
Drugsy
Zeros and Ones, USA - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 12:31:47 (EST)
Too
much to drink last night
Btw, Boris - getting my ISP will do nothing. It is so easy
to dial into somebody else's number. Plus, they won't shut it down and if they
did I'd just dial up another one. Keep your friends close and your enemies closer,
right? Nice threat thought, I crapped my drawers and pissed my britches. Hey Jerzy,
bring me a mop and a wetnap.
The Anit-Lurker
Eternal Damnation, USA - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 12:30:16 (EST)
Boris, not sure what the "boys" had in mind...lemme git back
to ye on that...in the meantime, anyone got any in's on a remote plot of land
on the mainland somewheres?
For Some Reason They Called Me Willard
USA - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 12:28:17 (EST)
Touché Mr. Anti-Lurk. Your html code throwing is most impressive.
The Captain bows before you. If you can crack the gbook at www.magnumsrcock.com,
you will be knighted. Meat curtains will part before your every step. Ride on
my friend, ride on.
Jenny Sizzler Technical Captain
USA - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 12:27:19 (EST)
Hey All, hope you enjoyed the lively background. I was planning
on restoring your lurk to normal this morning but have been tied up in a seminar
since 9am. I'm working on some spiffy stuff. Any other boards you want to hit
- I'm a HTML assailant for hire. I most liked the roastbeef curtain comment -
and your witty response, Proctor. Good match!
The Anti-Lurker
USA - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 12:06:40 (EST)
SPALLCHECK! that's GEORGE Sullivan
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 11:51:27 (EST)
boris if you're looking for mortgage help Stepford Mortgage
Co is THE last thing I'd suggest. HOWEVER you might recognize a few of these boys.
Geoge Sullivan owns the company and has gotten some sweet deals for manyof our
cohorts over the years. I put their site's link up too. Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 11:50:30 (EST)
gotta look, know i had at least one but not sure whether LP
or EP. it's not "W.U.S.A." is it? try here
too, decent for info...
boris
- Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 11:43:16 (EST)
yah so proc, boris needs a mortgage....thinkin' goddam new shore
HAM. 30 acres, slip for my dinghy, tab at The Oar. talk to me.
boris
some bar, - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 11:35:48 (EST)
If we're talking nostalgic kick ass rock how about some ZULUS?
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 11:32:03 (EST)
Boris, certain members of the "other" band are looking to cover
a cerain Neighborhoods tune...unsure whichy...how's the vinyl library? I Said They Call Me Willard
USA - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 11:31:51 (EST)
That was some frikkin killer HTML retaliation. I invited the
detergents down for an HTML rumble at the Benny gig on the 7th. boris that was
a nice mop up job too.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 11:26:57 (EST)
*think* i got some minehan vinyl somewhere, not sure. which
one and who's axin'? boris
- Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 11:24:25 (EST)
outta sight man...outta sight...who's in charge here?
They Call Me Willard
USA - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 11:08:18 (EST)
suppose it could be called wallet tit-for-tat too.
boris
some bar, - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 10:46:49 (EST)
I blame Jerzy Grrrl. It's all her fault. The enemy comes from
within!!!!
Drugsy
USA - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 10:30:42 (EST)
DO NOT FUCK WITH BORIS' FRIENDS. BSTC will be sending me your
IP addy later. i repeat DO NOT FUCK WITH BORIS' FRIENDS.
boris
some bar, - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 09:54:38 (EST)
boris
some bar, - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 09:53:39 (EST)
boris
some bar, - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 09:51:41 (EST)
Ommmmmm
I said Ommmmmmm.... Purin,
dog priest
USA - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 09:23:26 (EST)
Shit, this guestbook hack has even the lowly Magnums laughing
at your sorry asses. "Whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap." Not to
be gender-specific, MJ. The Magnums
Prov, RI USA - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 09:21:13 (EST)
wow
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^›
USA - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 08:35:54 (EST)
One word- HUH?
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 08:29:55 (EST)
How you like me now?!
MUHAHAHAHA
USA - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 02:28:27 (EST)
HEY... HEY... It's a SIMPLE question... a baby could answer
it.... if you were a hot dog and you were starving... would you eat yourself?
It's a SIMPLE question. I'ts been nice playing HTML games with y'all but now I
have to sleep. Nitey nite kids.
Not the REAL Jerzy as a sock (puppet) ®
USA - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 00:53:50 (EST)
I think Face is shitfaced. That's twice he let down the night
watch. Time to strip his mag light, miller lite, and plastic cap.
Drugsy
USA - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 00:45:42 (EST)
Son of bitch boys. Looks like we done met our match...they've
raised their colors. Hold your fire boys...hold your fire... BS Technical Captain
USA - Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 00:39:38 (EST)
Jerzy's Revenge - Part 1 ®
USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 23:46:53 (EST)
URANOIDYET
USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 23:39:35 (EST)
Shit.... Sorry, I pulled a Jerzy. Didn't mean to center the
whole page. Mom's taking away my laptop now. Nite-nite.
Not the REAL Jerzy from the docks ®
USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 23:04:59 (EST)
I AM EVIL!
I AM EVIL
Come over to the dark side and play, Proctor.
Don't you want a girl whose pants are so tight
you see her deer knuckle?
You know you do!
OK, I'm not the REAL Jerky from the Block ®
USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 23:02:59 (EST)
MAGNUMS GOT SHIT ON the BS BALLERS
USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 22:57:34 (EST)
Willy, you know who would have that Neighborhood's record? Damn
Boris and Proctor, that's who. Ask them. They have been known to collect vinyl.
And records too. Helpful Lurker
USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 22:19:34 (EST)
uh...don't you mean Steve VAI? Who's this VIA character? Joe Satriani
USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 20:50:30 (EST)
Stevie Via shines my shoes just to be near me. Yngwie
Malmsteen <Yngwie Malmsteen@rosewood.fret>
USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 20:43:11 (EST)
Bulkhead exercises on Friday? Willard? BSGroupTeamCaptain(observed)
USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 19:49:11 (EST)
Time for me to
I'm out <<<>>>~~~~
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 19:36:16 (EST)
Man. You guys are really taking some harsh shots. Hope it makes
you feel as good as it's making me feel. No really. It makes me feel so great.
I really appreciate it. Thanks. I've said it before. Sometimes words hit as hard
as a fist. Is nothing sacred?
JG
JC, NJ USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 19:24:25 (EST)
The question up here Willie is "how do I get my SUV around this
corner" Mario Hillario <funny_name@news.tv>
Providence, RI USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 18:40:20 (EST)
boris reeling from roast beef curtains comment. sweet hey ZEUS.
i need my binky.
boris
some bar, - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 18:34:10 (EST)
Nothing up my
sleeve...
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 17:51:36 (EST)
Jerzy if you're giving me the curtain call, I'm your deli man.
I learned to breathe through my ears especially for such occasions.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 17:47:42 (EST)
but how will i fuel my mega-SUV? HOW?
P Willy Ditty
USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 17:42:25 (EST)
Slaughter them all. I've had fun but I've gotta motor. Jerzy
Grrrl I'll rest my PBR on your head around 11pm, if that is still good for you.
I know your a busy beaver.
The Anti-Lurk
Damnation, USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 17:15:39 (EST)
I keep hearing the anti-war protesters chant, "No blood for
oil! No blood for oil!" But what they never seem to say is exactly how much oil
we're talking about. Don't you think that's pertinent information? Are we talking
a gallon of oil for every 10 gallons of blood? Or is it more like 30 gallons of
oil for every pint of blood? Because if it's the latter, maybe a blood-oil exchange
would be a good idea.
Un Yon
- Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 17:12:21 (EST)
Hey I may be illegitimate but I'm NOT illiterate! I know how
to spell really!! Now put your face in my crotch and sniff my roastbeef curtains,
Proctor! Want some mayo wit dat?
The REAL Jerzy from the Block ®
USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 17:10:57 (EST)
sure thing troll
its realy realy me
USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 17:06:10 (EST)
I woulda done it I NEVER get in much trouble.
Jerzy® <it's realy me@home.com>
JC, NJ USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 17:02:35 (EST)
You can't imagine how tempted I was to NOT close that one and
watch the whole lurk go up and down.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 16:53:00 (EST)
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 16:51:22 (EST)
Wow, you guys are really on a roll. I don't know what else to
say.
Jerzy®
JC, NJ USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 16:09:02 (EST)
The bulkhead is under many inches, so many MJ® is making a day
of snowboarding on it so it might be a bit packed.
BS Maintinence Division
Mid_drift, USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 15:58:46 (EST)
When you bring your shovel Willie
BS Maintinence Division
Mid_drift, USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 15:56:57 (EST)
when's the next bulkhead session?
P Willy Fuckwad
USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 15:53:00 (EST)
The REAL Jerzy sux mycock ®
USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 15:52:29 (EST)
But what I really meant was...
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 15:51:30 (EST)
One more time...
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 15:44:06 (EST)
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 15:42:48 (EST)
You people are FUNNY.
The REAL Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 15:30:03 (EST)
The REAL Jerzy from the Blockhead ®
USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 15:28:44 (EST)
This is an outrage. You people need to stop it. MJ® will KNOW
it's not my doing.
The REAL Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 15:27:07 (EST)
Plane with 290 On Board Crashes in Iran
BREAKING NEWS:
USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 15:25:49 (EST)
I'll bet this tough assphault kicker in my RI Monthly could
run a fair lurk for us!
Mutiny @Benny Sizzler
USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 15:24:08 (EST)
The REAL Jerzy from the Block ®
USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 15:23:50 (EST)
boris
some bar, - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 15:23:11 (EST)
lurker!
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^›
USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 15:21:17 (EST)
Damnit Proctor I wanted the fifty
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^›
USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 15:20:44 (EST)
Jerzy has come a long way in a day.
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^›
USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 15:19:41 (EST)
cool alternating insult
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 15:18:37 (EST)
scroll down boris weave been there and back..
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^›
"NO" Catch my Drift?, RI USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 15:18:10 (EST)
just a matter of time before someone found the marquee attributes.
within a week the lurk'll swoosh by like a turd pelota blown outta don's butt
cannon..
boris
some bar, - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 15:16:03 (EST)
I hate to keep pushing this issue, but something is wrong here,
I mean Proctor did the same thing to the enemy's site and almost lost his freakin
Dunguns & Draguns !!
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^›
"NO" Catch my Drift?, RI USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 15:15:19 (EST)
The REAL Jerzy from the Block
USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 15:12:11 (EST)
Anybody have some panty shields? We got a spill on lurk #5.
with wings
USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 15:04:15 (EST)
What I MEANT to say was....
Give em all bloody hell Jerzy
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 14:30:51 (EST)
Give em all bloody hell Jerzy
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 14:28:11 (EST)
I'm the only one that beahves around here.. of course I'm in
range with a potato gun..
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^›
"NO" Catch my Drift?, RI USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 14:26:23 (EST)
Not at all, sir! I just felt like using a little profanity as
I am wont to do that sometimes, see? SEE?!
The REAL Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 14:16:04 (EST)
I have JUST as much talent as Robert Downey, Jr.! I'm a better driver anyway! Adam
Rich
USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 14:11:02 (EST)
HEE HEE! What's the matter Jerzy? Are you feeling a bit sensitive
about your handi-lurk, hmmmm? Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 14:08:08 (EST)
I'm gathering storm clouds for the task at hand...
and I'll be calling up the demons to spew upon The Sizzler's minions...
Sir Fog-A-Lot
USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 14:01:58 (EST)
Hey, I ain't hiding anything, you bean spilling fuckwad.
The REAL Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 13:58:01 (EST)
that would be your fawning fan Jerzy
bean spiller studying to be a bean counter
USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 13:54:37 (EST)
who blewed up the lower log gotdammit?
P Willy
USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 13:46:40 (EST)
I din' get off easy, just LUCKY. MJ® must've been in a good
mood cuz she was goin' boardin'. See?!
The REAL Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 13:42:26 (EST)
Jimminy Crickets! WTF is RIGHT aboot tit>?
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^›
USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 13:39:23 (EST)
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE?!!?!
The REAL Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 13:38:13 (EST)
And
did you see how easy Jerzy got off? Grrrl conspiracy!
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^›
"NO" Catch my Drift?, RI USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 13:38:04 (EST)
Um. Face. Me thinks you were involved in my edgamutcation too,
pal.
The REAL Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 13:37:09 (EST)
and I must add I am proud as I tought you and Jerzy is a product
of Proctor's Edumacating and they have both been in more trouble in the past 24
hours than you and I combined collectively.
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^›
"NO" Catch my Drift?, RI USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 13:35:25 (EST)
Willie I must commend you for gathering all that information
when Jerzy has most of the lower log in orbit.
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^›
"NO" Catch my Drift?, RI USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 13:31:17 (EST)
<^> <("_")> <^> <‹^›
‹(o¿o)› ‹^›@emo.com>
"NO" Catch my Drift?, RI USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 13:27:32 (EST)
your 22 yo? wrist surgery? smoke machine? the Met? I go to Cocoa
Beach for one louse ridden week and come back to three feet of snow and THIS mish
mash? jesus mary n' joseph
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^› aka Willy
USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 13:25:45 (EST)
MJ® just left to snowboard as I dropped my 22 yo off for surgery
on his wrist from last weeks snoboard accident. GL MJ®
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^›
"NO" Catch my Drift?, RI USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 13:00:10 (EST)
Welcome back Willy. The hounds have truly been unleashed. You
just missed Jerzy's first HTML hiccup. And on another subject, I just came across
this old family portrait.
What a fine looking bunch of bananas we were.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 12:39:11 (EST)
Well, I guess it's official now. March 7th Benny will bring
his yellow and brown balls to the Met to compare girth with The Magnums, The Haymakers
and Demolition Doll Rods (from Detroit). Warm up Smokey the smoke machine smoke
hound! Benjamin
"Round Balls"
Middleblob, - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 12:02:00 (EST)
good day lurk...good day JG...good day good day good day
Willllly
USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 12:01:07 (EST)
WILLY!!!
The REAL Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 11:48:19 (EST)
balmy...BALMY!
Willard the Prodigal Rat and NOT ‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^›
USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 11:39:36 (EST)
WHEW! Boy, that MJ® sure is a kindhearted grrrl. Vive la MJ®!
VIVE LA MJ®!!!
The REAL Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 11:18:40 (EST)
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 11:18:03 (EST)
MJ® you're the GREATEST! I am envious of your snowboarding jaunt.
I wish you a brilliant day! Sending good energy upwards. You go grrrl!
The REAL Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 10:37:44 (EST)
Did somebody say Benny ain't got no game...?
USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 10:30:10 (EST)
Listen, it's going to be okay, okay I tell you. I'll check it
later. MJ's blowin' off a deadline and goin' snowboarding. I trust the lurk to
be in safe hands. Just relaxe and breathe my friend.
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 10:25:32 (EST)
I dunno. When I scroll, I see my major fuck up. I malfunctioned
big time.
The REAL Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 10:13:23 (EST)
Listen, I'm telling you. it looks fine. What are you talking
about? Calm down girl, calm down! Does somebody have a wallet to put under this
grrl's tongue? MJ®
USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 10:07:35 (EST)
Scroll down, MJ. I'm REALLY sorry. Bad, BAD JERZY GRRRL!!!
The REAL Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 10:04:02 (EST)
Girls, boys, why all the blubberin'? Everything looks find to
MJ. Maybe I didn't start with a clean cache?
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 09:56:04 (EST)
Don't worry Jerzy they're USUALLY pretty lenient on first time
offenders.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 09:53:54 (EST)
Well, will somebody send MJ® an email so that I can take my
medicine? I've sent to the link on the site, but...oy. I'm just sick about this.
The REAL Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 09:29:10 (EST)
at least it isn't you or I for a change eh? Proctor?
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^›
"NO" Catch my Drift?, RI USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 09:11:13 (EST)
I see the marquee virus has struck again. Good luck Jerzy, MJ's
punishments usually heal pretty quickly. Well there was that one incident, but
unless they find the body nobody's talking. Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 08:57:34 (EST)
well.. you got the hide part down pat..
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^›
"NO" Catch my Drift?, RI USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 08:37:05 (EST)
My advice is to do your best "Chatty Kathy" improv to hide the
evidence.
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^›
"NO" Catch my Drift?, RI USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 08:28:50 (EST)
Even the Kernel looks angry. At leaste he still wants coa coa
and not your (_(_) on a platter (so far)
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^›
"NO" Catch my Drift?, RI USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 08:25:39 (EST)
Oh dear. I'm really scared. Really.
The REAL Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 08:16:24 (EST)
Maybe Proctor can fix it and then all will be well and good.
Shit. I promise not to do anything other than post pictures again!
The REAL Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 08:15:52 (EST)
I'm very concerned for you though as Proctor was rebrimanded
harshly for doing the very same thing to the enemy's GB. And you did it right
here at home.
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^›
"NO" Catch my Drift?, RI USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 08:15:06 (EST)
I'm sorry Jerzy it's far be-ond my expertise.
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^›
"NO" Catch my Drift?, RI USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 08:12:54 (EST)
Can you fix it, Face?
The REAL Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 07:57:39 (EST)
I see Jerzy's now filling in for Proctor. (thier intent being
to mask any evidence of my excellent performance during my watch@lurk.)
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^›
"NO" Catch my Drift?, RI USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 07:39:32 (EST)
Oh dear. I just had a Proctorism. I don't know what to do now.
I'm going to go shower. Sorry. My bad. Shit. 100 pounds of edamame are on the
way to Middleblob. Help! Anyone?!
The REAL Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 07:13:31 (EST)
Oh shit. I didn't mean to imply that MJ®'s throne as the ultimate
REAL man was taken...MJ® is the REALEST of the REAL.
The REAL Jerzy from the Block®
NJ, NJ USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 07:12:05 (EST)
Good morning, Lurk.
The REAL Jerzy from the Block® <grrrllearns@fast(well
sort of).com>
JC, NJ USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 07:08:35 (EST)
The REAL Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 07:07:34 (EST)
<^> <("_")> <^>
hell if i , no USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 23:31:35 (EST)
10/4 Fur_ball
<^> <("_")> <^>
"NO" Catch my Drift?, RI USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 23:26:24 (EST)
EmoFace, I may not actually be there but I AM floating around
as your fairy godthing
USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 23:13:09 (EST)
easy on the spam it's MY watch damnit
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^›
Middledrift, RI USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 22:51:33 (EST)
you mean something lika dis?
USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 22:35:13 (EST)
did anyone else get that Dead Zone® feeling after Bush was elected?
USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 22:25:56 (EST)
No, no! I didn't mean to offend thee! Was just curious. I think
it's great that you are so social - and I certainly don't think you're a slut!
Me thinks they're just jealous, after all, the only dates Proctor goes on are
the kind that you have to pay the grrrls up front, AFTER they ask him if he's
a cop or involved with law inforcement in any way. You GO DTF! xoxoxoxo
The REAL Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 19:24:59 (EST)
ok i am going home now to pack more......... see y'all tomorrow
d.t.f.
saskafuckingtoon, USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 19:03:18 (EST)
i'm not a slut........i dont "fuck" each one of the dates. man...ok,
i guess i have had alot....5 since jan 1st...is that alot? oh, and i dont like
the queens in drag, i dont even like the really faggy guys. but ok, i spilled
my drink all ove rthis drag queen so i promised to take him/her out on a date
because i ruined his/her dress.........so yea there you go
d.t.f.
saskafuckingtoon, - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 19:00:08 (EST)
Purdy, purdy snow....according to Bloomberg it's going to take
$1 million to clean up every inch that fell. No wonder our economy is in the shitter.
The REAL Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 18:37:42 (EST)
Actually it was a pretty biting critique. Why he went as far
as biting a douche I'll never know. I'm off to dig out my car (I never did mention
that today did I?). I hope the buses are somewhere near on time. I'm out<<<<>>>>~~~~~~~~~~
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 17:23:52 (EST)
so eliot wrote a poem dedicated to the inventor of the doosh?
boris
some bar, - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 17:21:17 (EST)
what, you never heard of ally baloney!!!??? boris
some bar, - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 17:20:07 (EST)
I have this little slice of advice for poets hanging over my
desk where I can read it every day.
THE POET'S TEST
One of the surest of tests is the way in which a poet borrows. Immature poets
imitate; mature poets steal; bad poets deface what they take, and good poets make
it into something better, or at least something different. The good poet welds
his theft into a whole of feeling which is unique, utterly different from that
from which it was torn; the bad poet throws it into something which has no cohesion.
A good poet will usually borrow from authors remote in time, or alien in language,
or diverse in interest.
--T.S. Eliot (1888-1965). "Philip Massinger"
The Sacred Wood: Essays on Poetry and Criticism. 1922. Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 17:20:02 (EST)
our stupid cat would fuck that thing up hard. one look at the
hat and it's puppy chow. that is, if the cat wasn't in a kitty cast from yesterday's
unfortunate....errr.....spill...off the balcony. ally baloney will have footage
on turn to ten at six. or maybe turn to six at ten?
boris
some bar, - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 17:17:41 (EST)
my dog is deaf not blind AND he has much more dignified looks
that four-legged mop. And being dignified around me is NO simple task.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 17:07:11 (EST)
christ that kid gets a lot of ass
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 17:05:16 (EST)
Woof!
USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 16:28:39 (EST)
Smoky, Proctor's Dog
USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 16:25:27 (EST)
The Soupcan Cocks. Lisa Loeb's next band.
boris
some bar, - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 16:20:47 (EST)
Do you prefer your queen in drag, DTF?
The REAL Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 16:18:18 (EST)
oh, i just wanted everyone to know that my birthday is on thursday!
so yes, much fun will be had..........oh and i have a date tomorrow with a drag
queen.
d.t.f.
saska, fucking toon - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 16:12:48 (EST)
fuck yea size matters!!! i was with a guy once who was fucking
small! i had to take him to the hospital after cuz it got stuck in my teeth! but
then there are the fucking huge soupcan cocks that you cant fucking do anything
with! so yes, i am really into the mid-sized cocks...........p.s. thanks for the
valentine joy!
d.t.f.
saska, fucking toon - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 16:11:37 (EST)
ah, missed that. next meeting of the flat earth society to be
held in some bar. look for the corey feldman sign outside, no smoking near (hic)
the piano..
boris
some bar, - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 15:00:34 (EST)
and boris, big clue- pic caption says EARTH AT NIGHT
dim sum
USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 14:43:56 (EST)
I went and wore my sack cloth and ash over on the other gbook........
well sorta. a (somewhat)
repentant lurker
USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 14:41:53 (EST)
multiple pics overlayed
dimmer switch
USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 14:23:40 (EST)
oh ok. so that day it was night everywhere at once. got it.
boris
some bar, - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 14:22:43 (EST)
No that's an actual pic of our light pollution as viewed from
space.
dim bulb
USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 14:21:01 (EST)
I'm off to the safehouse... LATER!
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 14:19:55 (EST)
hey is that an energy-usage map or just mofos who left toilet
seat up? pretty cool.
boris
some bar, - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 14:18:18 (EST)
how about a belated valentine cover for d.t.f.
not a poofta, but play one on the lurk
USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 14:18:10 (EST)
Listen you little fucks, now you've gone too far. Which ever
of you shiftless layabouts with the 2 inch html muscle done that to the Deterrents
guestbook, turn it back, NOW. Now you little fucks!
Mrs. Sizzler
USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 14:17:10 (EST)
Jerzy, let's not forget color. Prime
Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 14:06:30 (EST)
spray painting the world BS WORLD DOMINATION
USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 14:02:46 (EST)
Yo Emo, there might be hope for your face-challenged condition.
This is a pic of a silicon prosthetic face.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 13:58:36 (EST)
Alright. DTF, how big IS Jerzy?
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 13:54:23 (EST)
Er, just ASK DTF...
The REAL Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 13:43:33 (EST)
Heh. Size matters, Proctor. Just as DTF.
The REAL Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 13:42:59 (EST)
look at you guys with all that fancy shit! pictures and whatnot!
awww...golly i dont know what to say....the lurk is all growed up now......
d.t.f.
saska, fucking toon - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 13:37:22 (EST)
maybe a lesson in resizing is in order too, Jerzy
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 13:37:18 (EST)
The REAL Jerzy from the Block® <likethis@hmmm?.com>
JC, NJ USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 13:29:23 (EST)
one word Jerzy-
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 13:13:40 (EST)
The REAL Jerzy from the Block® <bitch@notsotalentedathtmlYET.com>
JC, NJ USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 13:07:07 (EST)
DAMN! FOILED!
The REAL Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 13:06:29 (EST)
The REAL Jerzy from the Block® <bitch@gettin'fancynow.com>
JC, NJ USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 13:06:08 (EST)
The REAL Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 13:00:45 (EST)
This is pretty cool. The
REAL Jerzy from the Block®
USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 12:59:18 (EST)
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 12:57:44 (EST)
"What's Marquee Do?"
boris
some bar, - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 12:53:42 (EST)
That's LMD Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 12:50:33 (EST)
BSTC i do wish to volunteer for the sizzler militia when the
deterrents respond with WMD. boris had nothing to do with it.
boris
some bar, - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 12:47:50 (EST)
Learning, slowly but surely...
The REAL Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 12:47:35 (EST)
jerz think the terms you seek are 'brackets' and truetype (not
typewriter though it appears to be). using tt auto-sets your web page text to
display whatever your browser's default plain-text font is. in internet explorer
it's under tools>>internet options>>fonts.
funny how in east providence the snow's already a dark benny brown by the time
it lands.
boris
some bar, - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 12:45:40 (EST)
MJ, you REALLY should pay a visit to that OTHER g-book. Prime Minister
Proctor
USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 12:45:17 (EST)
As I've addressed in the past, my mother is NOT the kind of
woman who would use the term "sweetie". Ever.
The REAL Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 12:43:40 (EST)
Boy, it sure is a lucky thing that I have no money and my cards
are maxed. D'you think those hackers might find it in their hearts to clear up
my credit? Boy that sure would be nice...
The REAL Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 12:42:11 (EST)
Sweetie, I don't like that gang you run with on the lurk
Jerzy's Mother
USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 12:41:55 (EST)
WHAT IN THE SAM HILL??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T MAKE ME STOP THIS
LURK AND TURN AROUND AND SMACK YOU ALL.
BSTC
USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 12:41:04 (EST)
But I just cut and pasted and then changed them to those pointy
non-parenthesis things...I did nothing else. Proctor is a hairy motherfucker
The REAL Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 12:38:05 (EST)and folks, I'd advise those of you with credit to be aware of
this story. Prime
Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 12:37:10 (EST)
That was how it was supposed to look. You changed it to typewriter
text.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 12:35:48 (EST)
For MJ®:
The REAL Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 12:35:37 (EST)
I'm an acountant, but I wasn't assuming you were. And yes I
am
a punkass anal blood fart motherfucker
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 12:34:54 (EST)
Okay, well that didn't go so well either. Please help moi.
The REAL Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 12:32:50 (EST)
WOOHOO!! The revolution has just entered a new phase. Jerzy,
welcome to the OTHER side. Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 12:32:35 (EST)
Oh wait. You mean the less than/greater than symbols?! Aren't
you a fucking accountant or something?! Don't you know the CORRECT term for those
things?!!????? Make me look like a dummy....I'll show you! Proctor is a punkass
anal blood fart motherfucker
The REAL Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 12:32:18 (EST)
Er...well? Critique please.
The REAL Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 12:31:10 (EST)
{tt}Proctor is a punkass anal blood fart motherfucker{/tt}
The REAL Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 12:30:37 (EST)
By MJ®, I think I've got it....
The REAL Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 12:29:27 (EST)
Alright Jerzy here's an easy one. I'm going to use parentheses
(), but you should replace them with the arrow shaped parentheses at the bottom
of the keyboard when you type. Try this... (tt)Proctor is a punkass anal blood
fart motherfucker(/tt)
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 12:27:10 (EST)
ROFL
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^›
USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 12:25:24 (EST)
Is bitch better or worse than cunt, or cuntrag?
The REAL Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 12:24:08 (EST)
on that note I'll join Proctor in the safe house.
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^›
USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 12:23:35 (EST)
Look at that! 0 to bitch in less than 2 seconds! Go Jerzy!!
woohoo
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^›
"NO" Catch my Drift?, RI USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 12:21:46 (EST)
I mean, it won't allow me to right click and view page. FUCK!!!!!!!
I'm BORED today!!!!!!
The REAL Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 12:20:45 (EST)
DAMMIT! I'm gonna hafta do this at home...this meat place won't
allow me to view the page. Punkass anal blood fart motherfuckers!
The REAL Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 12:19:39 (EST)
No Don, but the whole page is scrolling WITH one exception,
it says "Benny Sizzler Rules" across the top of the g-book page. check the link Prime Minister
Proctor
USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 12:19:31 (EST)
Now how is Jerz going to learn to screw up if she learns there
Proctor? geez...
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^›
"NO" Catch my Drift?, RI USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 12:19:18 (EST)
Jerz you can start with lesson 1) right click the page and view
source
Proctor that was a classic example of learning from ones mistakes. Good Job!
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^›
"NO" Catch my Drift?, RI USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 12:17:09 (EST)
read this is a good start Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 12:16:01 (EST)
Proc, did you erase their whole g-book?
Don
Neverblob, USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 12:14:54 (EST)
What's a grrrl have to do around here to learn some of this
fancy-schmancy lurk destruction stuff?
The REAL Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 12:12:00 (EST)
I PEGGED THE METER TOO!!! WOOHOO! Methinks the Detergents are
gonna be looking to put my head on a stick. Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 12:03:59 (EST)
I think this is what they call using a Lurk of Mass Disruption
(aka.- LMD). I think I'll be staying at the safe house for a while.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 12:01:18 (EST)
BS Humor Monitor
USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 11:59:57 (EST)
What's good for the goose is good for the OTHER goose's g-book.
(after all it's been kinda quite due to the storm). MJ's gonna stain her culottes.... Prime Minister
Proctor
USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 11:57:25 (EST)
I'm starting to get concerned for MJ®. I'll soon be reaching
hit-list status here in Middleblob and I was hoping to have some campany.
Local Remodle®
"NO" Catch my Drift?, RI USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 11:57:25 (EST)
SPALLCHECK- SCREW THAT!!!! WTF is a scew?
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 11:51:36 (EST)
SCEW THAT!!! I want full credit. Don't be busting in on my execution!
I'm gonna relish my five minutes of fame till the BSTC lops of my lopsided noggin. Prime
Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 11:50:26 (EST)
If it helps at all Proctor, I take full responsibility for provoking
you and as long as I'm at it for my bad spelling and grammar.
<^> <("_")> <^>
"NO" Catch my Drift?, RI USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 11:46:24 (EST)
Thanx boris, this is the best laugh I've had since the smurf
jizzard of '02. Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 11:46:04 (EST)
You can't, but the BSTC can. You have to sit tight and wait
for the ridicule of all and the wrath of the BSTC (or rather, I do in this case). Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 11:43:35 (EST)
knew smurf jizz blizzard would be outstripped eventually. excellent
marquee, da. boris
some bar, - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 11:43:31 (EST)
nevermind.. if you screw up "down" we'll both be fired or worse!
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^›
USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 11:41:05 (EST)
how do you send things down Proctor this "t" belongs in my last
post
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^›
USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 11:40:18 (EST)
Yeah, "Thought" though he farted too hehe
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^›
USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 11:38:33 (EST)
I meant something more like this....
Maybe you could class up the act with some guys in tuxedos.
USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 11:37:32 (EST)
you make me look like a minor annoyance thankyou Proctor
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^›
USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 11:36:20 (EST)
Nice one!!! <bahahaha@U.net>
USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 11:34:48 (EST)
if a certain BSTC wishes to stop the entire lurk from scrolling
I misspelled the closing bracket Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 11:33:06 (EST)
oops!
Oops
USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 11:29:58 (EST)
well a bit of thanxs for you Proctor
Luv U 2 Jerz easy on the "acci" blurbs though, I'm a bit sensative
at the moment.
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^›
"NO" Catch my Drift?, RI USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 11:19:56 (EST)
Well it's a start. As long they don't run as long as Cats........
oh no, tell me those aren't some Andrew Floyd Dweeber characters.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 11:00:01 (EST)
Don't stroke yourself too hard, don't wanna have an accident!
The REAL Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 10:48:49 (EST)
man I'm good
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^›
USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 10:33:36 (EST)
BS Idea Guy
USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 10:32:49 (EST)
USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 10:29:20 (EST)
Just spotted this comment on a financial site- "Futures indications
move to their best levels of the morning following reports that Iraq has asked
Iran to allow Saddam Hussein to flee via Iran to political exile in Russia..."
I can't imagine the Russians wanting his ass cluttering up the Kremlin, but stanger
things have happened.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 10:26:30 (EST)
Emo_in_Motion
"NO", RI USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 10:24:41 (EST)
I don't care what they say.
I STILL got what it takes!
ULTRAMAN!!
USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 10:15:57 (EST)
Heard this dude was seen munching on some frozen quahoggers
off the coast of Middledrift this morning.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 10:08:29 (EST)
Premature e-postulation! Now THAT is some fine word-smithing
Jerzy. I picture phenomes being spooged all over the lurk. Emo can't wait to see
your trophy of the dirty dealers balls. You guys (and guy-ettes) make it a proud
thing to be a lurker. Good thing I'm here to keep the standards properly lowered.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 10:06:05 (EST)
this was a special needs operation, they ignored our standing
fatwa, and as a result I'm bringing it to Cyberspace so I can distribute particles
of their balls worldwide. Don't be jelous, but MJ® has hinted that I am neering
Top Brass shitstarting status. Not bad for a newbie eh?
<^> <("_")> <^>
Middledrift, RI USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 09:39:21 (EST)
Oops. Premature e-postulation there. Maybe I AM Jimmy Kimmel....
The REAL Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 09:37:47 (EST)
Maybe I am a figment of Jimmy Kimmel's imagination.....
The
USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 09:36:34 (EST)
Jimmy Kimmel MUST be a secret lurker. He is totally mackin'
on my shit. TOTALLY. Note: I was AT the New Years Eve Kaiju Big Battel this year.
Kung Fu Chicken Noodle is my Main Man. WTF?!!? The REAL Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 09:29:11 (EST)
DAMN! And they always back order my fatwa requests this time
of year. BTW- I thought there was a standing fatwa against ALL car dealerships
and ALL there green-fanged henchmen? Prime Minister
Proctor
USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 09:20:36 (EST)
Uh... sorry Proctor, but I had to take our complete supply of
fatwa resourses and applie them to a local Mega Auto Dealorship.
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^›
Middledrift, RI USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 09:11:16 (EST)
My sleep cycle is so wacked right now that I was watching Murder
Inc from 3 to 5 this morning. I had forgotten that Sarah Vaughan sings a couple
of tunes in that movie. All that murder stuff kinda made Peter Falk look like
a bad guy, BUT when he was being loud during Sarah's singing THAT was most definitely
a capital offense (or was she on Decca?). Is the statute of limitations up on
putting a fatwa on Peter Falk balls for interupting Sassy's most DE-VINE voice?
Prime Minister Proctor <Sassy
Swings The Tivoli is one of the best pieces of vinyl I own>
USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 08:55:56 (EST)
and I REALLY WOULD prefer a cup of cocoa.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 08:46:34 (EST)
I see Emo's attained some new facial expressions AND held up
the lurk damn near single handed through the snow. Tip-o-the-hat to a lurk well
done. Mother Nature has proved herself once again. I was beginning to think the
only place where shit got this deep was on the lurk. Mama Nature SURE can shovel
it! Tip-o-the-hat to her too.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 08:45:29 (EST)
My butt STINGS
Barbara
USA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 01:19:37 (EST)
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^›
USA - Monday, February 17, 2003 at 20:29:23 (EST)
thumbs down bums away
boris
some bar, - Monday, February 17, 2003 at 20:22:22 (EST)
HAHAHAHAHA! Thumbs DOWN!
BSTC
USA - Monday, February 17, 2003 at 18:07:16 (EST)
I submit we have a convenient link to the Deterent site up in
the menu with the thumb up, and a mouse-over thumb down.
BS Idea Guy
USA - Monday, February 17, 2003 at 18:05:40 (EST)
I haven't seen this much snow since I dumped the Gold Bond down
my crotch.
Saucy Buns
USA - Monday, February 17, 2003 at 17:54:17 (EST)
Bs Technical Captain reporting that 2000 hits plus registered
from Deterrents site.
BSTC
USA - Monday, February 17, 2003 at 17:47:55 (EST)
I haven't seen this much snow since backstage at the Whitney
Houston concert
MJ®
USA - Monday, February 17, 2003 at 17:45:38 (EST)
Take video!!!
Local ®ocke®
Middledrift, RI USA - Monday, February 17, 2003 at 17:26:07 (EST)
may chuck the cat off the balcony for giggles. plenty of cushion
to prevent injury. where's the harm. fly kitty FLY!! boris
some bar, - Monday, February 17, 2003 at 16:58:19 (EST)
you guys think your tough on newbies?
" why the hell would i talk to you"
<---from another plase in spase.
<^> <("_")> <^>
Middledrift, RI USA - Monday, February 17, 2003 at 16:47:54 (EST)
come on you guys! get out frumunda and chat.
<^> <("_")> <^>
Middledrift, RI USA - Monday, February 17, 2003 at 16:43:29 (EST)
Proctors gonna be proud of me for not changing the font size
of the whole document
<^> <("_")> <^>
Middledrift, RI USA - Monday, February 17, 2003 at 16:41:57 (EST)
whoo... thats almost as deep as the
SNOW
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^›
Middledrift, RI USA - Monday, February 17, 2003 at 16:39:12 (EST)
Dear Dr. Lurk, is it normal to fantasize about killing the actors
that portray the Dell interns?
Tortured
USA - Monday, February 17, 2003 at 16:34:11 (EST)
Uh oh have I broken my terms of use here Bob? or are you interested
in that subject matter?
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^›
Middledrift, RI USA - Monday, February 17, 2003 at 16:28:04 (EST)
Did someone say "open retail space"
Bob
Gobbler, USA - Monday, February 17, 2003 at 16:12:16 (EST)
Actualy, a certain councilman just called and told me he thinks
I may have started enough shit to get myself killed. I said good! That will provide
some more open retail space!
‹^› ‹(___)› ‹^›
Middledrift, RI USA - Monday, February 17, 2003 at 15:58:09 (EST)
All I need now is someone to talk to...
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^›
Middledrift, RI USA - Monday, February 17, 2003 at 15:55:41 (EST)
I'm all set here, hot coffee. Spent the whole weekend starting
more than enough shit to last a week. Life is good.
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^›
Middledrift, RI USA - Monday, February 17, 2003 at 15:54:40 (EST)
we have aout a halfa can here so far Jerz
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^›
Middledrift, RI USA - Monday, February 17, 2003 at 15:48:22 (EST)
MJ® (NOT Michael Jackson) reports that we're waist high in the
shit in Middleblob. Looks like it's time to break out the nuthuggers and Xcountry
skis. MJ®
USA - Monday, February 17, 2003 at 14:37:33 (EST)
Sort of? Yeah, it is. Coming down in varying degrees of heaviness.
Supposed to continue snowing through tomorrow. It's waist high in parts - our
outdoor garbage cans are completely submerged.
The REAL Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Monday, February 17, 2003 at 14:27:56 (EST)
The blizzard of oz has obliterated my halo of excrement.
Drugsy
Shitty by the C, USA - Monday, February 17, 2003 at 13:46:59 (EST)
Willy reported that it is 77° and sunny in Cocoa Beach. He appeared
nonplused by any storm action.
Willy's Forth
Dubya City, USA - Monday, February 17, 2003 at 13:44:52 (EST)
jerz it's still kinda flurry-ing there isn't it?
boris
some bar, - Monday, February 17, 2003 at 13:42:02 (EST)
I don't think I can get out of my house. The snow is over the
front bumper of my landlord's car. I'm boiling edamame, which makes me think of
MJ®. My boyfriend spent 19 hours yesterday trying to get home from Tampa - how
do you think Willy is faring?!
The REAL Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Monday, February 17, 2003 at 13:39:08 (EST)
yeah captain ripta wussed out and drove this AM. at ten getting
from pawtucket to warwick was way over an hour. 95 unplowed. fookin mess. time
to (hic) drink.
boris
some bar, - Monday, February 17, 2003 at 13:31:30 (EST)
Yo FACE, shizbot is right, eh? You gonna take the Camaro out
and play the deadly game of doughnut? MJ®
USA - Monday, February 17, 2003 at 13:20:40 (EST)
Holy Shizbot it's snowing!
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^›
Middletown, RI USA - Monday, February 17, 2003 at 11:48:48 (EST)
ohhh I remember the blizzard of the year twenty O-three. Let
me tell you, I almost couldn't get my meds.
Drugsy
Snowblob, USA - Monday, February 17, 2003 at 11:26:31 (EST)
Calll me "old fasioned" but I prefer the top.
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^›
USA - Monday, February 17, 2003 at 09:48:28 (EST)
I am willing to get below you,
Pee Nut
USA - Sunday, February 16, 2003 at 21:55:09 (EST)
A real man checkin' in. Been lurkslack. Meat shit. I need someone
to get below me. Okay. That's it. MJ®
USA - Sunday, February 16, 2003 at 20:29:18 (EST)
is this where I get my "NO" sticker?
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^›
USA - Sunday, February 16, 2003 at 15:08:49 (EST)
thought it was funny that on CNN they kept showing a banner
that said "Bush is a Motherfucker..." in huge letters. boris demonstrates daily
by taking the bus. FUCKing cold yeah. if boris is lucky tomorrow RIPTA will be
on holiday schedule which means another chance at permament nard shrinkage even
with boris' ukrainian nanook gear. whatever. so belly up to the bar corey. give
us something off "Margin Walker". there's a good lad.
boris
some bar, - Sunday, February 16, 2003 at 10:47:41 (EST)
Look! I get it too!
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^›
USA - Sunday, February 16, 2003 at 09:25:02 (EST)
I'm busy with my own wars right now..
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^›
USA - Sunday, February 16, 2003 at 09:24:19 (EST)
GEEN OORLOG! GEEN OORLOG!! Geen Oorlog <geen@oorlog.com>
Geen, Oorlog - Saturday, February 15, 2003 at 17:44:05 (EST)
the Iraqis get it,....
the Germans get it,....
guess it's just the shrub that don't get it.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Saturday, February 15, 2003 at 15:13:50 (EST)
See what happens when you let me solo lurk. I guess y'all are
out protesting in the meat world while I'm slaving for the man.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Saturday, February 15, 2003 at 15:08:42 (EST)
Big Bang Baby
USA - Saturday, February 15, 2003 at 15:06:27 (EST)
forgot the CNN link to the story Prime
Minister Proctor
USA - Saturday, February 15, 2003 at 15:01:55 (EST)
from CNN- "In New York, a giant puppet depicting President Bush
holding buckets of blood and oil towered over the cheering crowd that was pressed
against police barricades near U.N. headquarters. The main demonstration stretched
for 24 blocks down First Avenue -- overflowing onto Second and Third avenues as
more people tried to reach the rally."... so that means the crowd stretches from
1st to 3rd Ave and from 52nd to 77th St. Holy guacamole that's a crap load of
people!
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Saturday, February 15, 2003 at 14:37:27 (EST)
from a yahoo message board- "NYC is filling with Anti-war protest
fron 52nd to 77th street. Even the organization Families of 9-11 victims are marching."...
There saying the London turnout was close to 1.5 MILLION!!! Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Saturday, February 15, 2003 at 14:31:08 (EST)
SPALLCHECK! think not thinmk, at least that's what I thunmk.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Saturday, February 15, 2003 at 14:15:16 (EST)
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Saturday, February 15, 2003 at 13:35:08 (EST)
Do you thinmk the world is trying to tell us something?
Prime
Minister Proctor
USA - Saturday, February 15, 2003 at 13:31:19 (EST)
So THAT'S where I left that hot dog. I was counting on eating
that for lunch too. You didn't throw it out did ya?
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Saturday, February 15, 2003 at 12:32:01 (EST)
yeah it is. cuz your stuck with the task of trying to get the
hot dog out ya twat.
Single Gal
lonely hearts, TN USA - Saturday, February 15, 2003 at 09:17:58 (EST)
zee day affter valentines day iz more important den zee day
itzeff. dizcussenzie.
doctor roof
- Saturday, February 15, 2003 at 09:11:08 (EST)
It's official, I've suffered enuf for one day. I'm out[[[{{{}}}]]]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Friday, February 14, 2003 at 17:03:29 (EST)
Happy Valentine's to all yon lurkers from your favorite nutsack
(please no biting)
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Friday, February 14, 2003 at 16:52:38 (EST)
note to Magnum-thanks for the anti-sprawl support. You know,
I'm starting to like you kid.
MJ®
USA - Friday, February 14, 2003 at 16:19:08 (EST)
I just took a bite outta Chil's SCROTUM for Valentine's day!
MJ®
USA - Friday, February 14, 2003 at 16:17:47 (EST)
JESUS H. CHRIST ON A CRUTCH!!! What is WRONG with people?!
The REAL Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Friday, February 14, 2003 at 15:34:49 (EST)
Then there's this. . . The Magnums
Prov, RI USA - Friday, February 14, 2003 at 15:08:27 (EST)
ain't love grand? Prime
Minister Proctor
USA - Friday, February 14, 2003 at 14:57:19 (EST)
What do you think MJ® and Chil are doing for Valentine's day?!
Curious Lurker
USA - Friday, February 14, 2003 at 14:00:32 (EST)
meat comment for the day- lord save me from those that would
help me.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Friday, February 14, 2003 at 12:37:25 (EST)
Right. Not my style. I'm a lover, not a fighter. I once saw
a photograph of a woman who's husband murdered her - hit her in the face with
an axe. It was brutal. Sort of an uber-gorey Picasso.
The REAL Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Friday, February 14, 2003 at 12:19:15 (EST)
An Axe? You're not gonna do the Lizzie Borden bit are you? Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Friday, February 14, 2003 at 12:04:12 (EST)
I got an axe from my valentine, I can play a mean "Horse With
No Name" already. Can I play at the gig too?!
The REAL Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Friday, February 14, 2003 at 11:02:44 (EST)
We can't possibly sound any better. We have reached the pinnicle
of Euterpian perfection. We are totally awesome. The Magnums
Prov, RI USA - Friday, February 14, 2003 at 10:57:12 (EST)
You can enjoy ALL that Magnum, but I doubt they'll make you
sound better :Þ
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^›
USA - Friday, February 14, 2003 at 10:40:16 (EST)
And I like the quote. (Seriously, no snarkiness intended) Kickin'
asphalt, indeed. The
Magnums
Prov, RI USA - Friday, February 14, 2003 at 09:49:09 (EST)
Before you go and get big heads about it, you should know that
the only reason we want the Sizzler on the bill is to make us look better.
The Magnums
Prov., RI USA - Friday, February 14, 2003 at 09:47:04 (EST)
Do they give you a choice between silver and gold to fill in
a nasal cavity? Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Friday, February 14, 2003 at 09:47:01 (EST)
A brief visit from a real man- Good morning Lurk Somebody wants
Benny Sizzler to actually play a gig? Is somebody besides Face high? Chong have
band? Proctor HAS a nasal cavity? MJ®
USA - Friday, February 14, 2003 at 09:21:22 (EST)
My nasal cavity is in full revolt today. Actually that's not
completely accurate. The right passage is fine, but the left side has been varying
from an annoying tickle that makes my eyes itchy and watery so that I want scratch
them out , to a stabbing pressure that makes my head feel like it's going to implode
or explode depending on the current pressure shift. Of course this is topped off
with the fact that it's flowing like the Niagra. But other than that everything's
just dandy. Well my boss is being a raving #@%@ this morning too. But other than
that.....
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Friday, February 14, 2003 at 09:10:59 (EST)
Hey can my band open at the met?
Chong
USA - Friday, February 14, 2003 at 07:20:34 (EST)
whatever your smoking Proctor I want some..
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^›
USA - Thursday, February 13, 2003 at 22:48:07 (EST)
WTF am I still doing here? Must be somwe bizarre alignment of
the planets. I'm out{{{[[[]]]}}}~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, February 13, 2003 at 20:01:42 (EST)
Angry Elf!! HEE HEE! And Snikhâk the Smasher seems appropriate
for his HTML sabotaging too. Guess we have a few more names to mutter under our
breath when Emo's lurking.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, February 13, 2003 at 19:59:45 (EST)
I didn't want Emo to feel left out so...... According to the
Red Book of Westmarch, In Middle-earth, ‹^› ‹(o¿o)› ‹^› was a Angry Elf Elven
Name Possibilities for ‹^› ‹(o¿o)› ‹^› The root name suitable for feminine and
masculine is: Belethcraban Another masculine version is: Belethcrabanion More
feminine versions are: Belethcrabaniel Belethcrabanien Belethcrabanwen Hobbit
lad name for ‹^› ‹(o¿o)› ‹^› Isembard Roper from Tuckborough Hobbit lass name
for ‹^› ‹(o¿o)› ‹^› Goodchild Roper from Tuckborough Dwarven Name for ‹^› ‹(o¿o)›
‹^› Larin Ironslayer This name is for both genders. Orkish Name for ‹^› ‹(o¿o)›
‹^› Snikhâk the Smasher This name is for both genders.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, February 13, 2003 at 19:56:49 (EST)
hot like this deserted lurk too. This has got to be my all time
late lurk. OT sucks, but it blows too.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, February 13, 2003 at 19:20:53 (EST)
hot like the half eaten burger frozen to the floor in my car.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, February 13, 2003 at 17:21:42 (EST)
This evening MJ®s got a "Smackdown in Middletown" with the ugliest
meat of all. Check your local pay-per view for times and pricing. See you on the
other side of the pavement.
MJ®'s Rep.
The Blob, USA - Thursday, February 13, 2003 at 17:05:03 (EST)
Proctor. Was she hottt?
Drugsy
Perm, USA - Thursday, February 13, 2003 at 16:59:32 (EST)
i've put so much shit up on ebay since saturday they should
call it eboris. or at least ebola.
boris
some bar, - Thursday, February 13, 2003 at 16:32:23 (EST)
Well I had a temp w**king with me today. She just bailed a half
hour early and she ain't coming back. This job is just TOO glorious for these
simple meat folk to appreciate. Every time they try a temp in this job we go through
5-6 people before we find one that will stay more than 2 days. It's a sorta warped
job security. Of course in my case it's just a matter of the chain they put on
my ankle every morning and the electric shocks given to me at regular intervals
for no apparent reason.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, February 13, 2003 at 16:30:18 (EST)
you remember providence,
right?
boris
some bar, - Thursday, February 13, 2003 at 16:14:08 (EST)
Band too shocked to reply-STOP-will gently encourage them to
leave the bulkhead-STOP- will provide more info soon-STOP-BSGC thinks it's a good
idea -STOP
Benny Sizzler Gig Coordinator
USA - Thursday, February 13, 2003 at 16:07:12 (EST)
Apparently Benny and the boys are in a state of shock too.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, February 13, 2003 at 15:49:09 (EST)
A gig?!?! I'm in a state of shock. That would be two gigs in
a month. Wouldn't that interfere with The Sizzler's rock lifestyle?
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, February 13, 2003 at 15:07:33 (EST)
Hey Sizzlers and Sizzlette, I just talked to the booker at the
Met Cafe to book a show on Friday, March 7th. An as-yet unnamed band opening,
The Magnums, The Haymakers, then the Sizzler headlining. Are you kids interested? The Magnums <brenmcc@juno.com>
Prov., RI USA - Thursday, February 13, 2003 at 14:22:41 (EST)
I said I'm a PUG not a PIG, so don't get any ideas!
Pugsley
USA - Thursday, February 13, 2003 at 13:44:52 (EST)
The Brooklyn-Battery tunnel is also closed right now because
a "suspicious package" was found.
The REAL Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Thursday, February 13, 2003 at 13:14:42 (EST)
Man with grenade found at Gatwick. The
REAL Jerzy from the Block®
USA - Thursday, February 13, 2003 at 12:58:46 (EST)
Skardûl the Blacktooth? I told her it was WAY past time to get
a new set of choppers.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, February 13, 2003 at 12:56:36 (EST)
According to the Red Book of Westmarch, In Middle-earth, Old
Lady Schroeder was a Revered Dúnedain Elven Name Possibilities for Old Lady Schroeder
The root name suitable for feminine and masculine is: Sindamenel Another masculine
version is: Sindamenelion More feminine versions are: Sindameneliel Sindamenelien
Sindamenelwen Hobbit lad name for Old Lady Schroeder Merimas Brown from The Far
Downs Hobbit lass name for Old Lady Schroeder Peony Brown from The Far Downs Dwarven
Name for Old Lady Schroeder Frerin Deathskull This name is for both genders. Orkish
Name for Old Lady Schroeder Skardûl the Blacktooth This name is for both genders.
yet another shitstarter
USA - Thursday, February 13, 2003 at 12:55:22 (EST)
.
USA - Thursday, February 13, 2003 at 12:34:08 (EST)
I'm not impressed by your gibberish. I know pig latin like the
next guy. And I don' have an Elijah Wood comforter either! MJ®
USA - Thursday, February 13, 2003 at 12:28:55 (EST)
Wazbog the Masher! HEEE HAA HAA HAA! Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, February 13, 2003 at 12:23:49 (EST)
HORRIBLE GAFFER!! HAA HAA!!!! How did they know?
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, February 13, 2003 at 12:22:28 (EST)
Now THIS is frikkin hysterical-- According to the Red Book of
Westmarch, In Middle-earth, MJ® was a Horrible Gaffer Elven Name Possibilities
for MJ® The root name suitable for feminine and masculine is: Erlótë Another masculine
version is: Erlótëion More feminine versions are: Erlótëiel Erlótëien Erlótëwen
Hobbit lad name for MJ® Ferumbras Proudfoot from Frogmorton Hobbit lass name for
MJ® Lily Proudfoot from Frogmorton Dwarven Name for MJ® Dóin Rubymirth This name
is for both genders. Orkish Name for MJ® Wazbog the Masher This name is for both
genders.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, February 13, 2003 at 12:21:24 (EST)
At least my Orc name rocks- Bôrhûr the Maimer. Can't get much
more hardcore than that. Prime
Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, February 13, 2003 at 12:18:59 (EST)
What kind of geek losers are spouting Hobbit bullshit on this
fucking BAD ASS hardcore ROCK band website. Thanks for bringing Benny Sizzler's
HARD CORE HARD LIVING AND ROCKING image down to the level of unicorns and faeries.
MJ®
USA - Thursday, February 13, 2003 at 12:11:18 (EST)
I MEANT I shave below MY CHAIN!!!!!!!
S starter
USA - Thursday, February 13, 2003 at 12:08:55 (EST)
I meant, I shave BELOW my neck!
USA - Thursday, February 13, 2003 at 12:05:46 (EST)
I shave BELOW my neck!
USA - Thursday, February 13, 2003 at 12:05:10 (EST)
Humans- The OTHER white meat. Prime
Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, February 13, 2003 at 11:59:43 (EST)
Jerzy you should try to get on either Jyard wars or Monster
Garage. They need woman welders. No shit.
Mj®
USA - Thursday, February 13, 2003 at 11:56:39 (EST)
Except for Henry Rollins, Junkyard Wars is cool. The REAL
Jerzy from the Block®
USA - Thursday, February 13, 2003 at 11:12:25 (EST)
Your momma, that's what.
Shit Starting Lurker
USA - Thursday, February 13, 2003 at 11:01:29 (EST)
What in dog's name is a Springle-Ring-Dancing Ainur?
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, February 13, 2003 at 10:58:22 (EST)
You'll love this-- According to the Red Book of Westmarch, In
Middle-earth, Prime Minister Proctor was a Springle-Ring-Dancing Ainur Elven Name
Possibilities for Prime Minister Proctor The root name suitable for feminine and
masculine is: Menemereth Another masculine version is: Menemerethion More feminine
versions are: Menemerethiel Menemerethien Menemerethwen Hobbit lad name for Prime
Minister Proctor Doderic Willow from Waymeet Hobbit lass name for Prime Minister
Proctor Pearl Willow from Waymeet Dwarven Name for Prime Minister Proctor Gorin
Graveshield This name is for both genders. Orkish Name for Prime Minister Proctor
Bôrhûr the Maimer This name is for both genders.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, February 13, 2003 at 10:57:26 (EST)
Morhak the Looter.
boris
some bar, - Thursday, February 13, 2003 at 10:45:57 (EST)
Don't ya just hate them damn smiley faces?
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, February 13, 2003 at 10:30:58 (EST)
According to the Red Book of Westmarch, In Middle-earth, Benny
Sizzler was a Inbred Elf Elven Name Possibilities for Benny Sizzler The root name
suitable for feminine and masculine is: Minyayulma Another masculine version is:
Minyayulmaion More feminine versions are: Minyayulmaiel Minyayulmaien Minyayulmawen
Hobbit lad name for Benny Sizzler Isengrim Roper from Binbale Wood Hobbit lass
name for Benny Sizzler Rowan Roper from Binbale Wood Dwarven Name for Benny Sizzler
Narin Bloodslayer This name is for both genders. Orkish Name for Benny Sizzler
Morhâk the Looter This name is for both genders.
Benny Sizzler
USA - Thursday, February 13, 2003 at 10:25:32 (EST)
In the past week alone, Benny Sizzler has outrun orcs on wargs,
out-fished Sea Elves from the West, out-hunted Rangers and disarmed Melkor's dark
army, killing thousands and acquiring swords, shields and Gibsons as part of the
spoils. Grateful natives adopted the new Benny Calendar Year.
boris
- Thursday, February 13, 2003 at 10:06:57 (EST)
twice I guess
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, February 13, 2003 at 10:02:00 (EST)
one word- meat
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, February 13, 2003 at 10:01:38 (EST)
one word- meat
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, February 13, 2003 at 10:01:36 (EST)
Guess the drugs ain't too good down there in middle earth. Drugsy
Joint, USA - Thursday, February 13, 2003 at 09:51:06 (EST)
Did I share the following with you guys? My co. is getting these
notices from the JCPD: 2/10/03 Waterfront Business Community Member, Due to the
increase of the nationwide terrorist alert to orange the Jersey City Police report
that they are increasing the uniform presence in the waterfront area during the
morning and evening rush hours .In addition the Jersey City Police request that
you notify Officer Chester of the East District at 201 547-5410 of any large gatherings
(both indoor and outdoor) that are scheduled over the next 45 days. If you have
any questions,please contact Officer Chester at 201 547-5410. 2/13/03 Waterfont
Business Community Member, The Jersey City Police Department report that they
are increasing foot and motor patrols in the Waterfront. In addition vehicle checkpoints
will be setup in various locations in the Waterfront. Please notify your employees
that they will need to present a Building ID and/or photo ID at the vehicle checkpoints.
If you have any questions please contact the East District at 547-5410.
The REAL Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Thursday, February 13, 2003 at 09:50:55 (EST)
According to the Red Book of Westmarch, In Middle-earth, The
REAL Jerzy from the Block® was a Stunning Snaga Elven Name Possibilities for The
REAL Jerzy from the Block® The root name suitable for feminine and masculine is:
Dimath Another masculine version is: Dimathion More feminine versions are: Dimathiel
Dimathien Dimathwen Hobbit lad name for The REAL Jerzy from the Block® Anson Goodbody
from Sackville Hobbit lass name for The REAL Jerzy from the Block® Eglantine Goodbody
from Sackville Dwarven Name for The REAL Jerzy from the Block® Vîm Songfoot This
name is for both genders. Orkish Name for The REAL Jerzy from the Block® Ishbad
the Terrible This name is for both genders. The
REAL Jerzy from the Block®
USA - Thursday, February 13, 2003 at 09:14:01 (EST)
today's Brussat column on Hopkinton.. who's "Granny"?
boris
leningrad, - Thursday, February 13, 2003 at 07:47:46 (EST)
Fuck you, Benny Sizzler - I'm a Rock Star too!
Corey Feldman
USA - Thursday, February 13, 2003 at 07:23:08 (EST)
It's time for your prostate exam, Billy. But first, smile for
the camera.
Corey Feldman
USA - Thursday, February 13, 2003 at 07:17:53 (EST)
~
- Wednesday, February 12, 2003 at 19:08:47 (EST)
?
USA - Wednesday, February 12, 2003 at 19:07:56 (EST)
boris you BITCH you KNOW it was me! i even wore your tinsel scarf for Teen Beat!
How could you!!!???!!
Corey
- Wednesday, February 12, 2003 at 19:06:36 (EST)
don it was Flea not Corey Feldman and it was Slapshot's "Blast
Furnace" not Lee Ving. Please keep your Corey Feldman fantasies to yourself. Boris
was busy...the BBC axed him to come up with a kid's program featuring residents
of a certain, ahem, town...
boris
ukrainus, - Wednesday, February 12, 2003 at 18:12:06 (EST)
No hair = No Body?
Don
Hairless in Seattle, USA - Wednesday, February 12, 2003 at 17:11:22 (EST)
Wow! That was a longer drop than I expected. Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, February 12, 2003 at 17:05:09 (EST)
well duct tape and cover, and my cadaver bopper seem a fitting
place to jump off this here lurk for the day. Damn, I got a final tonight too.
Goobye cruel lurk!
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, February 12, 2003 at 17:04:00 (EST)
I think I got a nice bop going there in my step. Oops, shhhhh!
I think the bozz is watching
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, February 12, 2003 at 16:59:31 (EST)
I see Don got a shipment of the good stuff. That boris/corey
thread is frikkin trippy as all heck. Man, the man been w**king me to the bone
today. almost enuf to make me take a walk.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, February 12, 2003 at 16:55:59 (EST)
Duct tape and cover!
Washington, DC USA - Wednesday, February 12, 2003 at 16:55:00 (EST)
Or NOT?!!?
The REAL Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Wednesday, February 12, 2003 at 16:53:35 (EST)
Are you saying that he might not have a body?! A brain in a
vat of fluid like IT in the book, A Wrinkle in Time?!
The REAL Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Wednesday, February 12, 2003 at 16:52:55 (EST)
Jerzy, in order for us to talk about Don's chest hair, we must
assume that Don HAS a chest.
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, February 12, 2003 at 16:49:57 (EST)
That's Corey with an E.
Corey Feldman
Hollywood, CA USA - Wednesday, February 12, 2003 at 16:48:37 (EST)
Don? Don? Is there something you'd like to get off of your chest
(other than your chesthair)? Don? Puddin'?
The REAL Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Wednesday, February 12, 2003 at 16:47:31 (EST)
Next episode of SurReal World: Boris is sitting in some dive
bar in Leningrad, Cory Feldman stands on the bar and recites his karaoke rendition
of Fear's "Lets Have a War". The local Bolshies triumphantly parade him around
on their shoulders before they decapitate and martyrize him in the name of Workers
for Free Cocaine.
Don
Happyland, USA - Wednesday, February 12, 2003 at 16:43:23 (EST)
I'm talking about his tattoos, you freaks!
The REAL Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Wednesday, February 12, 2003 at 16:33:47 (EST)
We gots to save cheffy. Say wot, 'ere we go. Put the long pig
that is Scott Stapp on the spit. Spray WD-40 (mesquite flavor) on the pig and
have an all you can eat buffet for 80 hours. He's got enough bullshit to last
all weekend.
Don
Longpigton, USA - Wednesday, February 12, 2003 at 16:33:27 (EST)
I don't think Willy would shave. He's more of a waxer, or better
yet an electrolisis junky - electric stimulation through a needle....we all know
how much he likes needles.....
The REAL Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Wednesday, February 12, 2003 at 16:33:20 (EST)
PS to Dave, sorry about the w**k load (emphasis on "LOAD") but
I must clarify for the lurk that you did not see the the entire beauty secret
that day in that pool in Toronto. You would be too traumatized to even lirk if
you did.
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, February 12, 2003 at 16:30:44 (EST)
The question is, does Willy shave BELOW his chain line...
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, February 12, 2003 at 16:28:25 (EST)
oops....I meant to say it sucks!!!!
chef
USA - Wednesday, February 12, 2003 at 16:17:48 (EST)
Just thought you all might like to know that being a chef at
a fine dining restaurant in a hotel on the fucking beach at Valentine's Day/Presidents
Weekend.....I'll see you lurkers in about 80 fuckin w**k hours..............rrrghhhhhhhhhhhg
chef crabby appleton
the fucking beach, DE USA - Wednesday, February 12, 2003 at 16:16:17 (EST)
Yeah, where HAVE you been? Prime Minister
Proctor
USA - Wednesday, February 12, 2003 at 16:10:40 (EST)
Where have you been, Boris?
The REAL Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Wednesday, February 12, 2003 at 15:58:44 (EST)
may rain smurf cum once in a while but at least i control the
font tag, da...d'oh!
boris
ukrainus, - Wednesday, February 12, 2003 at 15:54:37 (EST)
Willy is a good looking man, you leave him alone!
The REAL Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Wednesday, February 12, 2003 at 15:53:35 (EST)
Does Willy shave above his chain line too? Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, February 12, 2003 at 15:41:32 (EST)
Oooh! And poor Willy isn't even here to defend himself! Damn
you people are harsh!
The REAL Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Wednesday, February 12, 2003 at 15:24:21 (EST)
I'm not saying anything, but a certain drummer appears to share
the same hairstylist as one Scott Stapp. Maybe he should consider the same colorist.
Shit Starting Lurker
USA - Wednesday, February 12, 2003 at 15:18:47 (EST)
That's some serious cosmic afterglow.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, February 12, 2003 at 15:14:16 (EST)
Oops
looking for a smaller font to hide behind
USA - Wednesday, February 12, 2003 at 15:12:13 (EST)
This shit's getting OLD!>
Big
Bang Baby
USA - Wednesday, February 12, 2003 at 15:10:37 (EST)
Is it me, or does everyone want to shoot themselves when they
see or hear *muzak* that Creed fuck?
The REAL Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Wednesday, February 12, 2003 at 15:08:34 (EST)
looks like he does that italian shaving thing. You put on a
gold chain and shave everything above it.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, February 12, 2003 at 15:06:31 (EST)
Man I hate looking at that Scott Stapp even when it's part of
a joke. Don
USA - Wednesday, February 12, 2003 at 15:04:13 (EST)
Nope, this is him. The Magnums
Prov., RI USA - Wednesday, February 12, 2003 at 15:02:23 (EST)
Does your singer look like this?
USA - Wednesday, February 12, 2003 at 14:51:29 (EST)
According to this link, your newest addition should be keeping
a better eye on his friends. And no, that's not a picture of Booger from Revenge
of the Nerds. The Magnums
Prov., RI USA - Wednesday, February 12, 2003 at 14:46:49 (EST)
I actually saw your newbie guitarist last night. In a bar, oddly
enough. And he's right. But our singer can also sing exactly like Chris Barnes
from Cannibal Corpse. It just means he has a broad vocal range. Or something like
that.
The Magnums
Prov., RI USA - Wednesday, February 12, 2003 at 14:44:03 (EST)
Somebody should be...
... for that dancing link
not me
USA - Wednesday, February 12, 2003 at 14:40:28 (EST)
That's more like what mommy like. Journey. Americans. Which
reminds me, Mr. Nummy, just last night our new guy informed us that the Magnum's
singer could seriously-shit us not-sing just like Steve Perry MJ®
USA - Wednesday, February 12, 2003 at 14:38:21 (EST)
I shoulda knowed a Magnum link would be wonky
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, February 12, 2003 at 14:35:27 (EST)
Is this the Sizzler's new sound? The Magnums
Prov., RI USA - Wednesday, February 12, 2003 at 14:28:54 (EST)
Isn't that Magnum getting chased down by that truck?
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, February 12, 2003 at 14:27:14 (EST)
MY favorite hirsute bass player. The Magnums
Prov., RI USA - Wednesday, February 12, 2003 at 14:23:43 (EST)
Dear Mr. Numster, I (of course) prefer the link about my favorite
hirsute bass player to any about our newbie guitar player. However, my compassionate
nature and love of all things not "normal" directs me to punish you for your last
link. MJ®
USA - Wednesday, February 12, 2003 at 14:09:06 (EST)
Is this a clip from the new Benny Sizzle video? 'Cuz that song
is rockin'! The Magnums
Prov, RI USA - Wednesday, February 12, 2003 at 13:49:01 (EST)
Sorry my links weren't as intellectually as the Meat Council's
web site for teenage girls. Is this one more suited your polished sense of humor? The Magnums
USA - Wednesday, February 12, 2003 at 13:36:10 (EST)
Hey looky who learned hisself how to post a link. Whaddya know.
I guess we can thank FACE for teaching the 'Numster that trick. Now all we gotta
do is get him to upgrade the QUALITY of the links... MJ®
USA - Wednesday, February 12, 2003 at 13:20:06 (EST)
Sorry, not meant to be funny. But this is meant to be cute.
USA - Wednesday, February 12, 2003 at 13:05:35 (EST)
According to this site, your new guitarist is on the cutting
edge of fashion. The Magnums
USA - Wednesday, February 12, 2003 at 13:04:53 (EST)
Man I hate looking at that symbol even when it's part of a joke. Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, February 12, 2003 at 12:59:07 (EST)
heil
USA - Wednesday, February 12, 2003 at 12:57:18 (EST)
Bush recommends we stock up on duct tape and keep a large swath
of it over our mouths. Please ignore the man behind the curtain. Remember folks
dissention is un-American.
my
stinger's bigger than yours
USA - Wednesday, February 12, 2003 at 12:34:11 (EST)
Now MJ, jealousy is an ugly thing. I mean there is plenty of
room on the lurk for insults, diatribes, put-downs, shit starting, and disparaging
remarks of damn near every kind, but jealousy should be left to the meat world
types. Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, February 12, 2003 at 12:22:45 (EST)
A real man is wishing all a good mornin'. Note to Proctor: don't
get all uppity on the lurk just because your boss actually validated your contribution
to the company. MJ®
USA - Wednesday, February 12, 2003 at 12:13:15 (EST)
Well, Wood You Look At That!
USA - Wednesday, February 12, 2003 at 11:49:53 (EST)
WORD, bitch.
The REAL Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Wednesday, February 12, 2003 at 11:34:30 (EST)
Guess I'm NOT the only one with meat issues today. Well let
me be the first today to say, YOU ALL ROT!! Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, February 12, 2003 at 11:18:46 (EST)
Morning to lurkers near and far. I hope y'all aren't facing
the same sort of mountain of meat stupidity that I am. Methinks Stepford Mortgage
Co should change their moniker to Dumb & Dumber Mortgage Co. I just found out
an issue I brought up (me the lowly loan control clerk) was raised by my boss
on a teleconference with the bigwigs and it turned out I was right. Result: I
made my boss and myself look like we're the only ones with a clue. To quote my
boss, "You probably should be running this company." HA!! It would take one hell
of a glorious golden parachute for me to oversee this poster child example of
how NOT to run a business. Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, February 12, 2003 at 10:00:54 (EST)
Good morning, fellow lurkers. What's shakin'?
The REAL Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Wednesday, February 12, 2003 at 09:22:22 (EST)
Yeah, I've been doing that, but for some reason I thought I'd
try to be all slick and hyperlink it from the text. But now I realize that just
a sucka MC with no legit skillz. The Magnums
Prov, RI USA - Wednesday, February 12, 2003 at 08:47:44 (EST)
at the risk od creating another monster like Willy:
Magnum you bubblehead, just past the url (http yadayada) wher it says "URL"
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^›
USA - Wednesday, February 12, 2003 at 08:41:20 (EST)
Shit, that didn't work. . . I fucking hate html code.
The Magnums
USA - Wednesday, February 12, 2003 at 08:26:47 (EST)
[url=http://plagiarist.com/poetry/?wid=3324]Sorry MJ, I'll make
my posts linkable[/url]. Lord knows cutting and pasting is Such a pain in the
as
I said Ommmmmmm....
I have JUST as much talent as Robert Downey, Jr.! I'm a better driver anyway!
And
did you see how easy Jerzy got off? Grrrl conspiracy!
