lurkives 1/28/03-2/6/03

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Hey, how come you never see Face and Officer O'Lurk in the same room...?
MJ®
USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 20:10:33 (EST)

Officer O'Lurker I'm entrusting you with guard duty tonight again. No slipping off for a taste of the mother's milk or flirting with Jerzy. You keep your mind on your job. we don't want a repeat performance of last night now do we?

I'm out[[[{{{((()))}}}]]]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 18:10:24 (EST)
The Magnums will be lucky if they ever spin 25 period. What the hell am I still doing here?
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 17:43:39 (EST)
this log is whacked...yo Benny, let's figger on bulkhead week after next...see if you can't drum up some new sh!t...more of my sh!t tomorrow...
Willard T. Scratch
USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 17:03:44 (EST)
Not long if we visit daily!
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USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 16:12:58 (EST)
Hey lurkers, how long do you think it would take the Magnums to spin 25 G?
MJ®
USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 16:09:21 (EST)
Keeners are overated. Who needs fans when you got the mix of illiterate lurkers BS has.
MJ®
USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 16:07:53 (EST)
WOW! That's the first time I've seen two posts hit on exactly the same second.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 16:07:40 (EST)

Cockadoodledoo!
USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 16:04:47 (EST)
I see you disappointed folks are spinning the counter in disbelief, but don't brood about it, 50K ain't to far away. HEEEHEEE!!
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 16:04:47 (EST)
Hey Drugsy! I've got yer Teddy nya nya!
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USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 16:02:23 (EST)
The curse of the opening bracket strikes again

AND I'M STILL VICTORIOUS!!!
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 15:57:08 (EST)
Once again I am victorious!! I think I feel like dancing!
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Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 15:55:42 (EST)
I was typing on the #25,000 while you were wringing your hands in frustration. Note, my post is before your whine.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 15:45:22 (EST)
We all got hosed, Proctor. HOSED. Some LOOKER, not LURKER got the 25 G-spot.
The REAL Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 15:40:46 (EST)
That's not fair. A looker got the lucky number, not a lurker. I want my money back. MJ®!!!!!
Don
Jonestown, USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 15:37:49 (EST)
LURK #25,000!!!! And I didn't cheat this time HA!! I was off retrieving some remedial help for our prose challenged lurker emo.

Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 15:36:29 (EST)
First the man-love, then the lurker luv in and now Proc agrees with Drugsy! It sure has been a wild and wackey world the last 24.
Don
Jonestown, USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 15:32:15 (EST)
Ooh! Getting close - I hope I have the lucky number!!!
The REAL Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 15:30:20 (EST)
What's up with Dopey's ass? I bet it's really hairy.....
The REAL Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 15:27:55 (EST)
Can I be 25,000?! Is that you Dopey Lopes?!!
Plectrum
Picky Town, USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 15:26:23 (EST)
Wow, emo's got me agreeing with Drugsy too. curiouser and curiouser... Hey I didn't know Dopey was a drummer. Maybe his name was really Doper.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 15:24:38 (EST)
I'm getting a warm and fuzzy feeling all of the sudden...oh wait, I think I have to go to the bathroom.
The REAL Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 15:24:19 (EST)
Can I be 25,000?! Tell Willy no go on Friday. We shall see him upon his return from serving our country. (Congrats on the new mess hall gig!)
Plectrum
Picky Town, USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 15:23:48 (EST)
Yo emo, that's some lame ass cut and paste prose. And the secret crap holds up like a paper bag full of water. Go ahead reveal your deep EMOtional secrets to us. Bet you can't spill it even anonymously.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 15:20:58 (EST)
I WUV Drugsy!!!
Bambi
Dirt Nap, USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 15:20:06 (EST)

Dopey Lurker
USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 15:17:36 (EST)
Listen Phace. Bambi is fuckin dead. She ain't snorting white puffy clouds in the heavens and she ain't gettin reamed "down below". We can tolerate alot of shit on this here Log® but keep your group cum hugs to your Up with People/Olsen Twins decoupage.
Drugsy
Abstain, USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 15:15:55 (EST)
Hey Magnum see Mum about that cuz we have lotsa typers and chatters and no fans..
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USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 15:14:03 (EST)

Dimwitted Lurker
USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 15:11:21 (EST)
We don't have many posts in our guestbook because out of the teeming millions of fans we have, precious few can read or write.
The Magnums
Prov, RI USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 15:08:20 (EST)
My dear friend from the Block, please note that I was ruling you out as a potential suspect. Yes, I chose the unforunate adjective "dimwitted" to describe you but I thought it would help you plead your case.
Inspector Lurk
USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 15:05:58 (EST)
oops again....
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USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 15:03:05 (EST)
For Jerz from Emo
We sit and we type, and we stare at our screens We all have to wonder, what this possibly means With our mouse we roam, through the rooms in a maze Looking for something or someone, as we sit in a daze. We chat with each other, we type all our woes Small groups we do form, and gang up on our foes. We wait for somebody, to type out our name We want recognition, but it is always the same. We give kisses and hugs, and sometimes flirt In IMs we chat deeply, and reveal why we hurt. We do form friendships - but - why we don't know But some of these friendships, will flourish and grow. Why is it on screen, we can be so bold Telling our secrets, that have never been told. Why is it we share, the thoughts in our mind With those we can't see, as though we were blind.The answer is simple, it is as clear as a bell. We all have our problems, and need someone to tell. We can't tell real people, but tell someone we must So we turn to the 'puter, and to those we can trust. Even though it is crazy, the truth still remains They are Friends Without Faces, and odd little names.
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USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 15:02:39 (EST)
And, what's with all of the personal attacks on me? Does someone have a crush, but is pissed off because they know I'm way out of their league?! Damn, kid - remember - WORDS HIT AS HARD AS A FIST. Seriously, is it necessary to get personal? I haven't crossed that line with you.
The REAL Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 14:54:16 (EST)
THANK YOU MJ®. I don't know if it was an inside job or not, but SOMEBODY sure does seem to be pointing a lot of fingers in MY direction. Makes me wonder if it is a deliberate attempt to misdirect the inquiries....I've been lurking for sometime now, you know I'm capable of a lot of sh!t, but c'mon, you know I've got a weak stomach!
The REAL Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 14:52:16 (EST)
Hey-who'c alling Jerzy a "girl". I'll take care of 'em Jerz... ANYWAY, kudos to the steaming pile you left on the MAgnums Gbook, Proc. How can I get in on that action. do you have to join? And would i want to be member of a club that's had 7 hits total since 2001...?
MJ®
USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 14:38:59 (EST)
Note: Jerzy (poor dimwitted "girl") has no knowledge of how to post a pic, let alone slam the lurk with font and male organ attacks.
Inpsector Lurk
USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 14:36:48 (EST)
So we have placed him/her at the scene of the hair crime....hmmm, good work Phace.
Drugsy
Victor Victoria, BC - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 14:34:51 (EST)
No shit, Face. They are chatting away JUST like gdamn Betty and Wilma-you're right. Like normal idiots blabbing away like a nomal band's fans would normally do on one's band gbook. losers. Hmm. INSIDE JOB...? FACE...?!!!
MJ®
USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 14:34:49 (EST)
Note: Jerz was here at the time of the attacks
Also: She knew it was the new guy's shift
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USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 14:29:37 (EST)
Face it.. the Detergents have yet to notice our attacks.. they just keep chatting away like Betty and Wilma..Hence why I think the attack was an inside j_b
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USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 14:26:52 (EST)
In all the excitement I forgot to mention I hit the Magnums gbook. Of course it's gonna be a kinda time release bomb. The previous log was in December.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 14:26:48 (EST)
Don't point your accusitory falice at me Willard!
Drugsy <intern@camp.com>
USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 14:25:36 (EST)
Wel,l Chef, lemme tell you how it went down. It happened on the new guys's, Face's, watch but I do not hold him directly responsible. He was caught off gaurd and did all he could to prevent the attack. Unfortunately Jerzy was wrongly implicated. She has since been absolved. But now the task is to find the cave this attck was shelled from...The Detergents have NOT claimed responsibilty.
MJ®
USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 14:21:48 (EST)
Chef I think you and I were the only ones left untainted by the strike. Judging by how shaky their hands are it musta been pretty hairy.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 14:16:20 (EST)
Believe you me......I am very, very thankful.....and I do so love to see timmy....
chef
USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 14:16:20 (EST)
be thankful, they were scarey hairy!
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USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 14:14:03 (EST)
i musta come on too late to see any hair porn....All I got was pictures of my hero Lil' timmy.....
chef
USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 14:13:27 (EST)
What? Us clowns wouldn't hurt a fly.


gibbering idiot
USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 14:13:22 (EST)
Yeah!
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USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 14:12:03 (EST)
I dunno but DO NOT strap in just in case last evening occurs, you need to be able to move away from the PC interface quickly
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USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 14:11:34 (EST)
And you, you so called "Chef Bean E. Sizzler" thanks for spamming us with all the hair porn...
MJ®
USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 14:11:24 (EST)
Is it safe to come back and lurk yet.......you kids scare me sometimes.....
Chef Bean E. Sissler
not tellin', USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 14:09:25 (EST)
at ease soilder. in that case good answer
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USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 14:09:20 (EST)
We've been instructed by the lurk attorney to give a firm and even "no comment" to any inquiries about the lurking or non-lurking of said Kick.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 14:07:53 (EST)
some light_weight you clowns chased off?
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USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 14:06:07 (EST)
who was KICK"?!! hehe
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USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 14:05:24 (EST)
scrolling downwerd
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USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 14:02:10 (EST)
YOU have a nutsack, Proctor?! Go figure.
The REAL Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 14:01:13 (EST)
I see that MJ underestimated Emo's tenacity
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 13:56:19 (EST)
another Job Sewercide hehe
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USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 13:46:01 (EST)
Is the Kernel intersted in going back to his former career?
America- The 4th Reich?
USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 13:42:50 (EST)
OK so what happens to women who don't shave their legs and twidget. and if i shave my legs and nutsack does it balance off the effect of not participating in the barbaric practice of scraping hair off my face?
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 13:37:31 (EST)
gee ya think Schick paid for that study or what? having a stroke from lack of scraping hair off my face with a stone AND no nooky. i hear not shaving causes el nino too. :|
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 13:32:12 (EST)
Damn...
Men Who Don't Shave Have Less Sex, More Strokes
USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 13:14:13 (EST)
The three best things about having Altzheimer's--

1. You only need one book in your library
2. You get to meet new people every day
3. And um... and um, uh... I forget the last thing
nice to meet you
USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 13:12:36 (EST)
What the hell was I thinking? No, I mean WHAT the hell was I thinking?


forgot my forget-me-nots
USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 12:56:24 (EST)
I did not throw any man-ball on the lurk...it's not my style...now Drugsy, he's another story all together...
Willard T. Scratch
USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 12:49:28 (EST)
long pig no like the implications of this. dropping the OTHER white meat from the menu till further notice.
opting for the tofu surprise platter at lunch
USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 12:48:24 (EST)
I just love you MJ® - you crack me up. The world would be a sad, sad place without you.
The REAL Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 12:46:04 (EST)
And Willard. We all know it was YOU that posted all them HAIRY ASSES BALLS last night. And posed as Proctor AND Jerzy.
MJ®
USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 12:43:00 (EST)
Great job guys. Look like you cretins ran another potential new friend off the lurk. Remember "KICK"?!! Well do you?!!!
MJ®
USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 12:41:50 (EST)
FOCUS!!
Eyes Wide Shut
USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 12:40:44 (EST)
I think the Virgin Mary would really prefer a cup of cocoa...
Willard T. Scratch
USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 12:40:14 (EST)
Hey I see her! I see her! It w**ks! My life has been magically transformed by this vision!
Blurry Vision Guy
USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 12:38:07 (EST)
Damn brackets!


Semi-Glossy Person
USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 12:35:05 (EST)
For those who might be losing faith---

"Combination picture shows a woman reaching to touch a fence post (image on right) that some Catholics believe appears as a likeness of the Virgin Mary at a lookout near Coogee beach in Sydney's eastern suburbs February 6, 2003. For more than a week devoted Sydney Catholics have been flocking to a vantage point about 300 metres (1,000 feet) from the small wooden fence which, when viewed at certain times each afternoon through squinted eyes (image on left), is believed to be a likeness of the Virgin Mary. Photo at left was deliberately shot out of focus to give an impression as if a person were squinting. REUTERS/Tim Wimborne"
,img src="http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20030206/i/1044518804.3825836083.jpg">

Shiny Happy Person
USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 12:33:33 (EST)
MJ, war DOES have its casualties, but we have to keep in mind future lurkers. Think of the lurkers as yet unborn. Can we crawl back into the cave with a clear conscience now? NO! We must hold true to the cause. We must maintain the ascerbic humor, the cryptic comments, and the absurd meanderings. As long as one of of us is left to lurk on, the dream will never die!
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 12:24:05 (EST)
what was with all the man balls flying on the log last night?
Willard T. Scratch
USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 12:17:09 (EST)
Naw couldn't be, Willy's spalling was never THAT bad.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 12:16:26 (EST)
hey FACE man, some one on the log thinks that I am YOU...isn't that ridiculous?
Willard T. Scratch <usedtobe@willy.com>
USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 12:13:05 (EST)
Willy doesn't live here any more...REDRUM...REDRUM...REDRUM...
Willard T. Scratch
USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 12:12:01 (EST)
It's all Willy's FAULT!
Lurker in Cahoots
USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 12:11:57 (EST)
The page you are looking for is currently unavailable. The Web site might be experiencing technical difficulties, or you may need to adjust your browser settings.
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USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 12:11:25 (EST)
Oh, no MJ®! There there! It's okay, REALLY! The terrorists haven't won!!! I still hate Proctor! I do! I hate to say it because you know how much I dig that three fingered maniac, but come to think of it, Willy has been suspiciously absent lately. Do you think he's crossed over to the dark side?! Oh god, Willy! Come back to us, man!
The REAL Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 12:10:36 (EST)
what's been happenin' on this log? I heard a rumor of war...
Willard T. Scratch
USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 12:08:27 (EST)
Guys,don't you see? The terrorists HAVE won! They won. We're not the same anymore. Life is different now. How could we let them take that all away from us?
MJ®
USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 11:44:33 (EST)
WOW!! Planet Soy must be right next to my home planet.
Drugsy <friends of blingo.com>
Planet Bong, - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 11:37:20 (EST)
Yo MJ®, you fuckin with me now? I ain't fuckin Don. Don is some pussy ass meat monger. Is this the Star Trek episode where evryone pisses everyone else OFF.
Drugsy <Proc&Jerzysilligitimate@son.com>
City by the C, USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 11:31:53 (EST)
Iffen yu thinke that's freeky. Ya ain't gonna beleaf thiss one, I ffounded a engrish tranzlactation ov the Kikkoman bit. It's even stranger once you know what he's singing.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 11:29:02 (EST)
Where's mommy's drink? *hic* Oh, and Don, you spelled "English" wrong you dum fuck
MJ®
USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 11:20:47 (EST)
Now that's even more fucked up than all the hairy man balls lobbed at us last night. Face, let me give you a little history, these two lurkers HATE each other. With a passion. Okay this is freaking me out.
MJ®
USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 11:19:37 (EST)
Okay wait a minute. This is a moment I gotta take a snapshot of. NOBODY upon NOBODY is EVER going to believe that JERZY AND PROCTOR have each other's backs. Now that's fucked up.
MJ®
USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 11:18:00 (EST)
Spelling snobs can kiss my King's anglish.
Drugsy
Classes are for Quitters, USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 11:06:51 (EST)
Thanks for the support there Jerzy, maybe I'd be willing to part with that pair of crotchless orange cullottes you've been eyeing for so long too. We could probably auction off a couple willy's fingers too (the ones he already lost of course).
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 11:01:56 (EST)
I would realy prefer a cup of coa coa...
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USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 10:58:44 (EST)
Word Power, as in Reader's Digest. Maybe this link will get you up to speed after a couple of years.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 10:57:37 (EST)
Benny could hold a benefit concert and a silent auction to pay for Face's classes. Would it be ESL or just plain remedial? I'll donate something to auction off. I bet Proctor would pay large sums of money to get his mitts on something that once belonged to me.
The REAL Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 10:56:18 (EST)
Mommy didn't spell it right either :p
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USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 10:55:31 (EST)
and aggresion
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 10:54:51 (EST)
I have mircosoft werd but I rarely use it
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USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 10:54:20 (EST)
Add Repremanded to your word power list too.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 10:53:31 (EST)
Can I get a combo_course that includes a lil basic HTML?
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USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 10:52:13 (EST)
Emo, where do I begin with your simple gibberish? Let's see, how about these three: actualy- presumtuous- I live to close to fuck with--- Maybe an investment in a remedial english class is in order.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 10:51:10 (EST)
Repremanded my FACE! I should get a purple heart for enduring that!~
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USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 10:50:48 (EST)
*giggle*
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USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 10:49:25 (EST)
Face, Jerzy, listen, mommy has a hangover and is not in the mood . Face WILL be sternly reprimanded for being high and letting all that man hair enter the lurk last night. But Jerzy, you must have compassion too. He was all alone. And he was scared.
MJ®
USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 10:48:40 (EST)
ENGLISH - can you WRITE IT?!! WTF are you saying?! And there is NO need to get personal, friend.
The REAL Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 10:45:13 (EST)
Yeah Jerz :Þ save your aggresion for the other guestbooks (_|_)
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USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 10:44:49 (EST)
I particularly liked the defeat of the Heinz guy. Any company that makes purple Ketchup has lost all condiment credibility.


Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 10:43:44 (EST)
Look you presumtuous lil shit.. She has my back alright, I live to close to fuck with :Þ
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USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 10:43:20 (EST)
MOMMY! Face is MESSING with me!!! Learn him, willya?!!?
The REAL Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 10:42:50 (EST)
Listen, we're all just still a little upset from last night. Everybody take a deep breath and fill in your smile charts above your iron lungs.
MJ®
USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 10:41:36 (EST)
Oh no. No. You did NOT just go there. You wanna go? Do you?! Don't think that just because you got sacked during your shift that MJ® has your back, pal. She's gonna stand on your hair whilst I kick the living daylights outta you if you continue to mess with me.
The REAL Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 10:41:08 (EST)
A real man...
MJ®
USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 10:40:14 (EST)
Oops.. damn hiccups..
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USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 10:39:55 (EST)
Actualy Jerz I remain quite confused as to who is what gender.
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USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 10:39:30 (EST)
Actualy Jerz I remain quite confused as to who is what gender.
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USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 10:39:26 (EST)

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USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 10:38:22 (EST)
HIM?! What makes you think I'm a HIM?!!?
The REAL Jerzy from the Block®
USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 10:38:02 (EST)
How about this one?!
The REAL Jerzy from the Block®
USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 10:37:24 (EST)
Typical... Jerzy asks for the time, and Proctor builds him a freaking clock.
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USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 10:37:05 (EST)
It's a formal study of the relationship between condiments and superior quality of life. Clearly Kikkoman is no ordinary fish-head. His super powers in flight, fight, and even in the sack are delineated in a very poignant way. The only point I wasn't quite clear on was why he hung Hello-Kitty, or was it a suicide due to inferior soy sauce. I guess no matter how many answers life gives you, there is always some mystery left.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 10:31:41 (EST)
Hold on I'll stand on my head and check it out..
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USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 10:31:35 (EST)
Can someone make sense of this?
The REAL Jerzy from the Block®
USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 10:19:43 (EST)
Any resemblance between me and Mayor Sizzle-leani is strictly coincidental and a bit disturbing. But I'd like to know too, DID somebody mention man love?

I'm cuter than Mayor Sizzle-leani too.
Mayor Cicilline
USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 10:08:35 (EST)
Did somebody mention man love?
Mayor Sizzle-leani
USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 09:59:14 (EST)
There there Jerzy, Timmy drove the hairy demons away. Now WHO do you suppose would do such a dispicable thing to your delicate sensibilities?
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 09:41:30 (EST)
It was BRUTAL, Proctor. Think Ass. Think Hair. Think Man Love. Not that there's anything wrong with that!
The REAL Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 09:26:10 (EST)
I here a couple of you boys took advantage while I slipped off to have a nip last night. It's not a good idea to make your local patrolman look bad. I got a call from Mayor Sizzle-leani this morning and he's none too pleased either. He's asked me to report any unsavory activity to him directly. So watch it there mister if ya know what's good fer ya!


Officer O'Lurker
USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 09:06:57 (EST)
Gee did I miss something? Hey I came across this pic from the last Benny picnic. This is Willy just before I released the tree and sent him sailing off into the wild blue yonder. He falls for that banana bait every time, but y'know, he's a drummer it's to be expected.


Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 08:52:21 (EST)

Playas on The Lurk
USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 07:05:55 (EST)
THAT was traumatic! Man, thank you for saving the day Face and Timmy!
The REAL Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Thursday, February 06, 2003 at 07:03:18 (EST)
BS gang symbol

USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 23:54:08 (EST)
What in the Sam Hill happened around this shit hole today? Proctor's hairy ass hung out for all to see, Jerzy's boyfriend's boyfriend making love and a simple ole hairy ass. Glad to see Timmy finally showed up to make things right.
Ole Lady Schroeder
Riverside, RI USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 23:42:15 (EST)
<*/h1*>
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^›
USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 21:56:04 (EST)
after I wrote "I know thats you Willy" it needs a "
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^›
USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 21:54:37 (EST)
PHEW! Timmy to the immediate rescue. Fonts will have to stay jumbo for the time being. That was close. You get double time for the third shift, Face, that's fo sure. Jerzy we know it ain't really you. We know you prefer a shaved ass. Looks like we underestimated our worthy opponects in Gbook wars...touche, boys, touche...
Benny Sizzler Technical Captain
USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 21:52:34 (EST)
DEAR LORD HELP US!!!!!! FACE!!!!!! ALL ALONE!!!!!! SO SORRY!!!!!!!! I GOT YOUR BACK NOW! TIMMY TO THE RESCUE!!!!!!!!!!!
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 21:44:24 (EST)
there I was... under attack, and no help in sight.. I'll never be em_bare_assed about being hairless again..
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^›
USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 21:25:12 (EST)
Idenity fraud is NOT a joke, friends.
The REAL Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 21:24:11 (EST)
WTF?!!?! Oh JESUS! C'mon, I been FRAMED!!!!! Don't make me hafta LEAEN somebody a lesson, now. Aren't there LAWS against this shit?!?!
The REAL Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 21:23:28 (EST)
we could use a bit o timmy in here MUM!!!
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^›
USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 21:22:52 (EST)
I'm going to need some extra compesation for this nightshift crap....
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^›
USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 21:16:01 (EST)

Oops


nobody tell..
USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 21:05:46 (EST)
Aw...idn't widdle Proctor a cute, hairy bear?!
Gettin' Jerzy into Trouble
USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 21:05:45 (EST)

I know thats you Willy
And I'm tellin..
USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 21:04:50 (EST)
Proctor and his "friend"???
...
USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 21:03:09 (EST)
Hurry Mum we are under attack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Benny Sizzler
USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 21:02:41 (EST)
.
I'm gonna Puke
USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 21:01:51 (EST)
I did

NOT

need to see that Jerz!!!!!!!
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^›
USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 21:01:13 (EST)
And another!
NOT Jerzy from the Block®
USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 21:00:27 (EST)
I found a picture of Proctor on the web!!! LOOK!!!
Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 20:58:15 (EST)
OMG! That joke should bear the name "The Deterrent"
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^›
USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 20:45:34 (EST)
Hey! get outa da frig and come type to me mum!
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^›
USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 20:43:18 (EST)

The old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry,
dusty day. The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon
as the Cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to a rail a few feet in
front of the sheriff.

"Howdy, stranger..."
"Howdy, Sheriff..."

The cowboy then moved slowly to the back of his
horse, lifted its tail, and placed a big kiss where the sun don't shine. He
dropped the horse's tail, stepped up on the walk, and aimed towards the
swinging doors of the saloon.
"Hold on, Mister..."
"Sheriff?"
"Did I just see what I think I just saw?"
"Reckon you did, Sheriff...I got me some powerful
chapped lips..."
"And that cures them?"
"Nope, but it keeps me from lickin'em
BSJOTD
USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 20:37:49 (EST)
just toss in some openended html hehe skip the
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^›
USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 20:36:44 (EST)
R U A member?
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^›
USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 20:35:43 (EST)
Face is ACE! Oh yes...the ole font and color change..hehe what can you do with this gbook link (click MJ)
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 20:30:56 (EST)
Oh and Proctor... For ALL your efforts today, I outshined you in the first 10 minutes of my shift, you got nuthin for the Face biotch!
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^›
USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 20:27:10 (EST)
I thimk we may hear from Jason Dolling again Mudder
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^›
USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 20:24:57 (EST)
Oops I changed thier font from black to purpleish_blew...
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^›
USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 20:22:43 (EST)
http://www.amazingroyalcrowns.com/index1.html <--been here? (doesn't look it ) hehehe
Local ®ocke®
USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 20:09:58 (EST)
we need a pemanant link on the tool bar for Dterrent's Page
Local ®ocke®
USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 20:05:18 (EST)
What up Loke Lure®? Yeah, ORG is dead ever since that miscreant posted that threat about the non-profit BS. Me thinks folks is skeered to post. Loved the BS meter tho-hilarious. And yeah, how bout our Willy, huh? All growed up. Hey-What do you know about cracking that other gbook code..? Also check out the shit I pulled on the Detergents site just now. HEEHEE!
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 20:01:25 (EST)
OMG Willie learned to post a pic? *Pigs Flying Look*
Local ®ocke®
USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 19:53:00 (EST)
boy our lil community.ORG site is deadsville....
Local ®ocke®
Middletown, RI USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 19:50:17 (EST)
Well well well well well. Looks like we had a little party goin' on round here today, didn't we? Well all you little bastards best shape up cuz I got Cfficer O' Lurk on the case...
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 19:41:43 (EST)
Reggie you're gonna get the FBI on our @ss...
Willy
USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 18:41:27 (EST)
Those are some fine looking Amerikan boys in them hair doos.
Reginald Killbush
Tehas, USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 18:12:02 (EST)
DOUBLE DAMN! Damn them brackets! I'm gonna tread lightly on MY way out the door (again).

I'm out (again)<<<>>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 17:28:27 (EST)
Damn them brackets! I'm gonna tread lightly on MY way out the door.
,img src="http://www.bigfatbaby.com/newfun/paw-walk.gif">
I'm out<<<>>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 17:26:51 (EST)
Looks like I better take the night shift to make sure there's no funny business.,br>

Officer O'Lurker
USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 17:23:31 (EST)
TIMMY RULES THE DAY ONCE AGAIN!
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 17:06:00 (EST)
holy Jesus H. Christ on a crutch with hair pins...MOMMY'S GONNA FREAK!
Willard Scratch
USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 16:37:54 (EST)
cowl necks are SO last century!
what passes for a fashion critic on the lurk
USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 16:16:05 (EST)
They've had glow in the dark condoms for decades it's about time they came up with some glow in the dark jammies


Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 16:14:06 (EST)
much better... well much sicker is more like it
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 16:09:49 (EST)
Damn it!

Double Damn It!
USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 16:09:01 (EST)
I think with the economy the way it is we ALL better learn to tighten our belts a couple of notches.... er, uh... a couple of feet that is.

Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 16:06:48 (EST)
It doesn't say, but this link gives you a paragraph and a slightly bigger pic.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 16:03:57 (EST)
Is that a David Cerny??? What's the link?
Jerzy from the Block®
JC , NJ USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 15:58:03 (EST)
Hey Jerzy did ya catch this one? It was in front of the UN I believe. It was a protest against the shrub's war on Iraq.


Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 15:53:59 (EST)
do women really speak more childishly than men?
goo goo?
USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 15:42:41 (EST)
Did you ever give a man a foot massage?!
Vincent Vega from the Block®
USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 15:38:32 (EST)
SOMEBODY is gonna get SO fired!
observing from a relatively safe distance
USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 15:33:01 (EST)
I think we may have to start calling him "3F-Willy with a distinct limp" after MJ gets done kicking him in the shins.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 15:23:09 (EST)
SOMEBODY is cruisin' for a BRUISIN'!!!!! And you know who YOU are.
Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 15:16:58 (EST)
What the hell is going on here?!!?
Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 15:13:36 (EST)
you may require reconstructive surgery after the BSTC gets a gander.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 15:06:06 (EST)
the gif/jpg posting beast has been unleashed on the Benny log...may require a moratorium...
Willy
USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 15:00:11 (EST)

...
USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 14:45:55 (EST)
I always liked a nice piece of wood.
Bucky <beaver@lover.com>
USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 14:41:28 (EST)
that may be white, but IT AIN'T RIGHT!!!
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 14:30:57 (EST)
I would REALY prefer a cup of coa coa
.
USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 14:30:02 (EST)
GOOD DOG!! It's a mullet explosion!?!
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 14:28:56 (EST)
I've got 4 Goo Goo hits with accompanying benny pics from the graffito (with e-mail confirmation). What about the rest of you lightweights?
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 14:27:27 (EST)

GOD BLESS OUR COUNTRY AND THE PEOPLE IN IT TAKE III <ifitaintwhite@itaintright.com>
USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 14:22:06 (EST)

GOD BLESS OUR COUNTRY AND THE PEOPLE IN IT TAKE II
USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 14:14:22 (EST)

GOD BLESS OUR COUNTRY AND THE PEOPLE IN IT
USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 14:09:41 (EST)
that's some fine @ss @ss...mommy's in a frenzy over it
W. Rod Driver
USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 14:07:53 (EST)
Is that a Butt-Light hanging over that pool table?
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 14:03:48 (EST)

just felt like it
USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 13:47:33 (EST)
You realize of course a certain BSTC is gonna hit that pic repeatedly about the head with her pumps before zapping it into timmy land.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 13:40:38 (EST)
That pool table is sporting some very fine felt. And I DO mean FELT!
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 13:36:01 (EST)
MEAT MEAT MEAT ATTACK HELP MOMMY_stop_ LOVE MOMMY_stop_GET THESE PUMPS OFF MOMMY_stop_ BACK TO SHITSTART SOON_stop
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 13:28:06 (EST)
well well well well well well WELL
Rod
USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 13:26:47 (EST)
tra la fucking la de da
<heregoes@nothing.com>
USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 13:26:02 (EST)
let's see here...
here we go again Willy
USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 13:23:47 (EST)
Proc has clearly bought more than his share of Foxy Fives...
Willard Scotch
USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 13:10:09 (EST)
Benny Bucks perhaps?
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 13:00:29 (EST)
Has Benny ever considered the idea of issuing his own currency?
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 12:59:37 (EST)
The hair may be on me, but I choose to live in the hare and now.


Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 12:41:39 (EST)
Proc, the hair is also on you
Willard Scott
USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 12:13:35 (EST)
And what rock goddess has VERY recently been seen swinging her axe on an OTHER bands gbook.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 12:08:20 (EST)
Jason the lurk has no need of millions. We have lurking bliss to fill our days. BTW, the coffee's on me.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 12:06:33 (EST)
I mean go here... ooof I need some coffee
Jason
USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 12:00:25 (EST)
Manifest Destiny oh my Sizzlin friends! check out this spot for you lurking conquest! Victory will be the Sizzlers!
Jason Kendall <http://forums.prospero.com/foxjoem/start>
Providence , RI USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 11:59:19 (EST)
apparently a bear DOES sh!t in the woods...notice to the Benny Bulkhead, Saturday no goood, repeat, NO good...if we need a pre-Canaveral jammy, go for Friday, repeat, GO FOR FRIDAY...if not, Bulk-side post-Canaveral...
W. Rod Driver
USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 11:37:29 (EST)
Yo Jason, what did ya think of my flying yahoo?
BENNY SIZZLER RULES!
a benny henchman
USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 11:17:56 (EST)
I sent a trial baloon earlier just to see if it went over the enemy camp's wall. I just got a auto-thank-you e-mail from the target. It sounds to me as if the machine is BEGGING for a little sizzle action.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 11:12:56 (EST)
Is Mommy here? I'm looking for my sexy mommy....she smells nice and rocks twice as hard as anyone I wanna touch... {sniff} mommy?
Jason K
providence suckas, RI USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 11:08:34 (EST)
I say we go in blind. If they actually look at the stuff coming in we may win the day anyway. Remember, even a blind chicken gets a piece of corn once in a while (hell that could be a lurk motto).
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 11:01:37 (EST)
Here's the target Jerzy. I kinda sucks that there's no guestbook to check out our handilurk on, but you can send gif and jpeg. We can guess that the HTML is active, but we'll only be guessing. Thoughts on the strike anyone? I've been looking for some images to get their attention. Weren't they hockey fans like sluggo and chil?


Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 10:56:11 (EST)
Good idea to stay local for now...but who says we shouldn't go crazy GLOBAL soon?!
Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 10:50:06 (EST)
Hello Jerzy. We dont have a link yet-do we? To visit the GooGoo Dolls? Also, have just been informed that their code is hard to crack and you don't get to see your tags. Hmmm might have to switch targets to another local band...with lame ass html like we have....
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 10:48:17 (EST)
Is there a link to the new target? Am I missing something?
Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 10:45:25 (EST)
Dear Dog, I just visited the site of our conquest and was pleased to see that the lurk is STILL lobbing rotten corpses over the walls-Even AFTER our victory. You make mommy proud...
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 10:43:32 (EST)
mornin' Jerz, mornin' Proc. I see "face" has been busy overnight. Looks like we got us a new third shifter which is good seeing as we scared off any real fans (remember 'Kick"...?) Anyway. Have to commend all on the excellent shit starting yesterday. I have contacted Boris and invited him on the GooGooDoll feild trip. True to form, he has already registered. I will be so meat today it's not even funny. i will be so meat i will be donning PUMPS. FUCKING PUMPS! Can we field trip tomorrow? PLEASE??
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 10:39:44 (EST)
Mornin Jerzy. That meat stuff is just so much chopped liver, ain't it?
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 10:33:22 (EST)
Sorry, sorry, I didn't over sleep. I had MEAT to deal with though. The Meat world. Ugh. Good morning lurk.
Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 10:20:46 (EST)
Well, I guess while I got the whole lurk to myself.....


Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 09:57:57 (EST)
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 09:10:22 (EST)
If I could make pink text they'd all be green with envy.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 09:08:06 (EST)
How DO you make text PINK?
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 09:05:50 (EST)
Anybody see my wittle wittle emoticon DeterGent bunny...?
Peanut <all@alone.com>
up river, w/o paddle USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 22:45:04 (EST)
What the hell is going on?!
Deterrents Fan
USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 22:18:11 (EST)
I know you guys are busy so.........I'm starting enough shit for all of us! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^›
hell if i , no USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 20:57:56 (EST)
Hey that bunny looks like it belongs to a DeterGent. Shall we hold it for a ransom?
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^›
USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 20:34:18 (EST)
OK who's the clown with the bad HTML?
HTML POLICE
USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 19:53:45 (EST)
()_()
>>>--(*.*)---->
(.) (.)
(_)-(_)

Weeeee!
USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 19:46:50 (EST)
Oopsie!
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^›
USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 19:45:18 (EST)
Oh... looks like html but..... they want everything but my undie size to post ! ~•••~~•••~~•••~~•••~~•••~~•••~
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^›
USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 19:44:53 (EST)
HuH?
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^›
USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 19:40:37 (EST)
Yo FACE-master Ace, any chance you can Sizzlerize this type of g book?
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 18:45:20 (EST)
Hello Jason. Come on over here and give mommy a kiss.
Auntie Gail
USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 18:37:55 (EST)
GG Dolls it is my friend! Till tomorrow!
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 18:36:11 (EST)
I'm predicting weak soupy drippage on the new OTHER band gbook.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 17:33:12 (EST)
I'm predicting heavy rock n' roll downpours tonight in the vicinity of the Benny Bulkhead...
Willard Scott
USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 17:25:59 (EST)
heehee! That felt good. till tomorrow, I'm out[[[{{{((()))}}}]]]~~~~~~
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 17:24:51 (EST)
WELCOME TO THE NEW ERA!
THE GBOOK WARS BEGIN HERE!

in the words of Lawrence of Arabia...
NO PRISONERS!!!!!
Prime Minister Procter
USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 17:23:23 (EST)
I'm thinking Goo-Goo for the next co-ordinated strike. What say all? I've been on their log before, but ya gotta register to get in. So a group slam would definitely be needed to crack the nut open. My suggested course of action is we all get registered by 1200 hours tomorrow and reconvene for the strike. (of course this being the lurk please feel free to go off half cocked on your own) ALL GLORY TO THE LURK!!!!!
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 17:16:42 (EST)
Cool then you already know how to turn all thier fonts PINK? hehehe
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^›
USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 17:10:34 (EST)
Yeah. I just figgered that html based shit out. The OTHER band's new guestbook sucks. It don't work like the ole black one. Fuck them. They're not gonna have any fun.
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 16:56:12 (EST)
HAHAHAHAHA! A new era!!!!!
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 16:49:01 (EST)
they are screwed cuz as you know when I find an HTML based chat I STAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahahaha
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^›
USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 16:44:58 (EST)
Oh they know we've been there alright
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 16:42:34 (EST)
I get this distinct sensation that the lurk has entered a new era today.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 16:41:12 (EST)
they know we've been there eh? hehehe
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^›
USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 16:40:23 (EST)
Hey Emoticon, now that shit is fucking FUNNY!
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 16:36:16 (EST)
I almost forgot. Sigue Sigue Lance!
Sputnik
Dosvidanya, USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 16:15:46 (EST)
Geee Benny looks good on thier read and black hehehehe!
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^›
USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 16:07:04 (EST)
Chalk one up for the glorious Brown and Yellow!
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 15:54:28 (EST)
Touché my brethren Jerz, Proc and Local Lurker. We can now enjoy the spoils.
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 15:53:52 (EST)
damn it, once again I AM THE WEAKEST LINK! goodbye
shallow end of the gene pool (no not that gene)
USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 15:53:07 (EST)
WE DID IT!!!!!!!!!! WE WON!!!!!! The diseased corpses we lobbed over the palace walls w**rked! They're running out of there like rats! HAHA Jason! You have succumbed to the yellow and brown!! Come to me. Come to mama. Embrace the Sizzler. Screw your band, get some Sizzler.
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 15:51:21 (EST)
what the SAM HELL is goin' on here?
Sam Hell <willy@threefingers.com>
USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 15:49:38 (EST)
Who is that masked man?


boris?
USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 15:48:56 (EST)
You Sizzler fuckers are alright with me! I was there at the living room for the shirtless Wurst rocker extravaganza and want more! When are you playing up here ? with us? If we even exist still? Give my love to Gail the eco friendly rock goddess (great article by the by) and keep up the killing.
Jason Kendall
Providence , RI USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 15:44:47 (EST)
MJ, you GOTTA check my handiw**k on both those OTHER gbooks. ROTFLMAO!!!!!
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 15:29:20 (EST)
HEEE- We're really showin' them over on that gbook! But who do you have to schtup to get those cretins to come over here and start shit? Jesus. 'Member when punks were punk?
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 15:28:59 (EST)
Thanks for the compliment, Proc .I used the trebuchet to lob my words over at that the Detereents gbook.
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 15:21:42 (EST)
CALL OUT THE WOMD!!! PROCTOR BE ARMED!!!!!
Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 15:19:02 (EST)
You is?
Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 15:18:01 (EST)
SPALLCHECK! that's I AM armed...
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 15:16:41 (EST)
I armed with a fog gun and should be considered moderately dangerous


Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 15:14:54 (EST)
Can drumsticks penetrate the thick cloud of hair that surrounds Proc at all times?
Don
Comby, USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 15:06:42 (EST)
Oh, man....Proctor....you are in TROUBLE!!!! I SAW what you did to the OTHER band's site. You're gonna get the snot knocked outta you, gonna hafta get a drumstick surgically removed or sumpthin.
Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 14:59:51 (EST)
Don just got picked off waving the yellow & browns by the Big Meat Boss. I'm gonna lose some serious donuts for this one.
Don
Back in Brown, USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 14:53:29 (EST)
Oh BTW, ya might want to check BOTH those OTHER gbooks again.
The Im-Poi-Sonator
USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 14:34:22 (EST)
Now THAT was an improvement on that dull black and red. Maybe some curtains.........
The Im-Poi-Sonator
USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 14:30:32 (EST)
Don you should definitely hop in the pool the water's fine. MJ good post, that should piss off thomas and the other whiners whining about his whining. (is this what they call a whine tasting?)
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 14:16:27 (EST)
Yeah Don, we all went a skippin' and shit startin' over to the Deterrents website-you know, just to see if their class of lurker was as loyal. Gbook wars-here we come!
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 14:07:47 (EST)
Hey use my ride!
Ringo <yellow&brown@submarine.com>
Am I dead too?, USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 14:06:40 (EST)
Well here's a different take on the Columbia crash. Proof once again that there forms of life even lower than me.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 14:06:09 (EST)
I didn't know today was the field trip for the yellow and browns! I woulda packed a cold lunch.
Don <yellow&brown@bus.com>
USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 14:05:41 (EST)
er...Willy. seems we shitstarted on the ole black and red log. By the way,that one works better dude.
Shit starter
USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 14:01:22 (EST)
So Willy, how is it that you can hear a Who? I thought all drummers were stone deaf.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 14:00:13 (EST)
I think I clarified matters enuf that we may gain a perturbed visitor or twenty. (and made willy an unwilling co-conspirator at the same time)
royal browns and the detergents gbook shortcut
USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 13:57:39 (EST)
We had a little more success shitstarting on the detergents site. Someone responded with a hissy fit about the royal browns. Of course I fired a second salvo now they we got somebodies attention, although I don't know if this one will think to hit the URL to here.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 13:49:21 (EST)
nothing there on that log...nothing funny anyway...tonight...hmm...let's see...fuck my ass...uh...possible...but we gotta push it back push it back waaaaaaaay back, 7p. at earliest...doable?
W.
USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 13:37:42 (EST)
Here's the latest from the buffoon in chief. He was friggin governor of the state and he never visited the Houston Space Center. Then to top it off he lies about it. I guess that's par for the course when you're living "unda da little dubba-ya".
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 13:37:06 (EST)
I'm off to check a certain guest book...
OTHER BAND Willy
USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 13:29:27 (EST)
Hey?! I clicked on it in the URL and when I went back the other one had appeared. curiouser and curiouser...
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 13:03:14 (EST)
Much better
furry tongue
USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 13:01:08 (EST)
alas another shaky link. it is responding to the right click, show picture bit though. Maybe it'll w**k better in the URL.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 12:57:57 (EST)
I'm an older male trapped in a teenage lesbian's body!
Peanut
USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 12:55:52 (EST)
Hey is all that building product crap blowing into your yard too?
Local Lu®ker
Middletown, RI USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 12:55:43 (EST)
Almost time for lunch!
Think I'll have a nutritious glass of kitten.


It's Really A Pussy Drink
USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 12:54:55 (EST)
I'm a teenage lesbian trapped in an older male body...
Local Lu®ker
Middletown, RI USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 12:49:39 (EST)
no don't look at your guest book. no that would be horrible
wish I could convince a teenage lesbian that I was a teenage lesbian
USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 12:27:12 (EST)
They're called Tatu- which translates as This Girl Loves That Girl. A loving sentiment if ya ask me. The video in question is All the Things She Said.
yes this is the video link
USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 12:21:03 (EST)
Yo Will, you rock the bulkhead tonight round 6bm? Oh and welcome back. Don't look at your guestbook either.
Not a teenage Lesbian
USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 12:19:58 (EST)
Willy, three words- teenage lesbian kissing..... The brits are such prudes and I'm such a dirty old man.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 12:17:39 (EST)
all i ever wanted...all i ever needed...
3fWilly
USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 12:09:29 (EST)
the BIRD is the word
Willy Rod Stiver
USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 11:45:28 (EST)
Courtney is being Courtney again
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 11:26:40 (EST)
Me thinks the shitstarting is gonna hit the fan.
Um... uh, my mom's calling me. I gotta go!


scaredy dragon
USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 11:24:11 (EST)
uhOh. Somebody make boo boo.
Peanut
USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 11:18:38 (EST)
Stand back Momma!
Emo_in_Motion
Middletown, RI USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 11:09:01 (EST)
Hey other other band guy, it's "Punk Rock Goddess" not "Punk Rock Mama" all right you dum fuk?
mj®
USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 11:08:04 (EST)
So I guess now all's we do is just sit back and wait for the insults, right? PS- "this thread's gone to hell" jpeg sure is funny in so many ways.
mj®
USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 11:06:15 (EST)
FUCKING LAUGHS! Hey, uh...you three guys got my back...um...right?
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 11:04:28 (EST)
Me 3!!!!!!!!!!
‹^› ‹(o¿o)› ‹^›
USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 10:54:36 (EST)
And while I was at it, I paid a visit to the OTHER band....
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 10:43:35 (EST)
Tee hee, ditto that for moi, Proctor.
Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 10:40:17 (EST)
Ya might wanna check the gbook again. This could get interesting.
Prime Minister Proctor <yetanothershit@starter>
USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 10:35:50 (EST)
Yup, I'm too old and fat....but I'm still going skateboarding....remember though, I am younger than RI's famous "Punk Rock Mama"....does that make Edith and Onion your kids?
other other band guy
USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 10:31:36 (EST)
DAMN....my dog has the shits.....
Bean
USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 10:26:14 (EST)
OH SHIT! The gloves are definately OFF now, MJ®! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHA! I'll stand on their hair whilst you kick the SHIT outta them! YEAH!!!!!
Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 10:26:13 (EST)
Oh it's not me with the dragon breath, it was the bag lady with four and a half teeth that I was making out with last night that had the halitosis.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 10:25:28 (EST)
Check the g book at below link...
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 10:23:11 (EST)
Or maybe it was the vanilla ice cream with the dill glaze and asparagus infusion that I had for lunch?
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 10:22:13 (EST)
:o
MJ® <shit@starter.com>
USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 10:21:53 (EST)
Dragon breath, eh? I find that actually brushing your teeth is pretty effective. Try brushing your tongue too. If you're still suffering, try eating parsley and fennel seeds. Good for the tummy and digestion too.
Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 10:20:58 (EST)
First A real fan, now A real band member?! I must still be dreaming. It's probably those gaggers with the artichoke and capers cream sauce that I ate last night.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 10:17:56 (EST)
It's a Mad, mad, mad, mad, mad, mad WORCESTER
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 10:14:43 (EST)
Fucking Chil designed the site.
"Chil"
USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 10:13:11 (EST)
I dunno MJ, them Wooster cats is a strange and resourceful lot. Kinda like if ya can make it Worm town ya can make it anywhere. (maybe that should read- If ya make it in Worm Town, why the fuck are ya still there?). BUT if there is A fan out there I wouldn't be at all surprised if they were living "unda da big dubba-ya".
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 10:13:10 (EST)
Listen other OTHER band guy, aren't you a little old for that skate boarding stuff?
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 10:12:19 (EST)
Good Morning cats and kittens.....anyone wanna go skateboarding in Maryland this morning....I'm on my way
another band guy
Millsboro, DE USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 10:10:28 (EST)
Mornin' Jerz, morning Proc. Yeah, a real fucking fan on the lurk? I smell an imposter. It's highly doubtful that Gene was even able to say "www" let alone write down the full URL.
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 09:48:20 (EST)
Looks like not much is up Jerzy, but do you have any advice for a bad case of dragon breath?


Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 09:48:05 (EST)
Good morning folks. What's new in the lurk world?
Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 08:47:26 (EST)
Hey this Fred guy sounds like an actual living and breathing Benny Sizzler fan. How the hell DID he find the lurk? Gene doesn't even know how to turn ON the computer, let alone give directions to the lurk.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 08:30:04 (EST)
What's with the appearance of so many OTHER bands on the lurk lately?.... oh yeah, and morning to all lurkophites
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 08:21:13 (EST)
Gene,it was great talking with you tonight. It's been a long time!As you can see I found the site, it's awsome!Who designed it? Per our conversation, I could'nt reach anyone tonight,but I will tomorrow. I'll give you a call. Chill & Gail, I haven't seen you guys since you played Ralph's. Hope everything is going fine in your lives.I'm way happy you guys are still doin' it! Hope to see all of you soon. Till then, as Capt P.J. would say, HAPPY ROCKIN'! Love, Fred
Fred Dusak <fdusak@earthlink.net>
Worcester, Ma USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 03:00:38 (EST)
:o

USA - Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 00:29:51 (EST)
Don't even know how I got here... Butt I bet the "Bonehead Chick" knows who this is!
Ah... Snuggle Bunny? <idmike@ids.net>
Cravanston, ri USA - Monday, February 03, 2003 at 23:59:26 (EST)
HI!

USA - Monday, February 03, 2003 at 22:14:26 (EST)
The Happy Wanderers can get a gig fer chrissakes. How come Benny Sizzler can't?
<booking@foryou.com>
USA - Monday, February 03, 2003 at 22:04:43 (EST)
No shit!
Pepe LePeu
USA - Monday, February 03, 2003 at 21:54:34 (EST)

.
USA - Monday, February 03, 2003 at 18:03:12 (EST)
WTF am I still doing here? Off to school I go. Nothing like finishing a long Monday with some Corporate Finance studies. rah! I'm out=====~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Monday, February 03, 2003 at 17:10:42 (EST)
It's probably just red with embarassment.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Monday, February 03, 2003 at 17:08:44 (EST)
The gender of the hat has stayed the same only the color has changed (for little known apparent reason)
The hat
USA - Monday, February 03, 2003 at 17:00:58 (EST)
So it looks like Punks-atawney Phil Spector is gonna be gobblin knobs soon. The Wall of Sound is gonna be closing in on him REAL fast. Serves the bitch right for pulling a gun on the Ramones back in the day.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Monday, February 03, 2003 at 16:35:36 (EST)
USED to be a ladies hat?! Waddya mean, I'm still a g damned ladies hat!
The Hat
USA - Monday, February 03, 2003 at 16:22:10 (EST)
I stand corrected-- it should have read- "AT LEAST" 6 more weeks
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Monday, February 03, 2003 at 16:21:05 (EST)
Six weeks till the next Benny geeg? If you're lucky. I can't get this band booked into a friggin' smile fest at the local god damned library.
Benny Sizzler Booking Agent <schmucko@bookingsforyou.com>
USA - Monday, February 03, 2003 at 16:17:07 (EST)
This kinda makes ya wonder if his father's death was a suicide---- "Spector was a 17-year-old student at Fairfax High School in Los Angeles when he wrote and produced his first No. 1 hit for the Teddy Bears, a 1958 ballad called "To Know Him Is to Love Him." Its title was taken from the inscription on the gravestone of his father, Benjamin, who committed suicide in 1949 when Spector was 9."
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Monday, February 03, 2003 at 15:48:26 (EST)
Punxatawney Will came out and saw his five-o'clock shadow today. That means 6 more weeks of no Benny gigs.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Monday, February 03, 2003 at 15:33:42 (EST)
MJ®'s a fish swollower from way back.
Peak's Pike
USA - Monday, February 03, 2003 at 15:29:43 (EST)
I used to be a white ladies hat.
Red Hat
USA - Monday, February 03, 2003 at 15:26:36 (EST)
Hey back off this is my knob!
Punxatawney Will
USA - Monday, February 03, 2003 at 15:26:06 (EST)
I can't believe I ate the whole thing!
Punxatawney Phil
USA - Monday, February 03, 2003 at 15:22:21 (EST)
Is it just me or does it look like Phil is gobblin' a knob?
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Monday, February 03, 2003 at 15:19:14 (EST)
That ass owes me two quid!
Ronnie Spector
USA - Monday, February 03, 2003 at 15:16:21 (EST)
Phil Spector is being detained in a murder case. Not exactly shocking I guess. He always was a fuck.

Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Monday, February 03, 2003 at 15:09:56 (EST)
That bit left me for all 5 of the Neat Guys 2 score ago...
Chil <all@alone.com>
USA - Monday, February 03, 2003 at 15:00:06 (EST)
One more nugget before I head back to the meat...How come no one ever told me that that damn groundhod comes out and checks his shadow at "Gobbler's Knob...?!"
MJ®
USA - Monday, February 03, 2003 at 14:58:52 (EST)
Ps-I enjoyed sitting atop Pike's Peak on our last vacation. It was so exhilerating!
MJ®
USA - Monday, February 03, 2003 at 14:56:30 (EST)
Thank you jerzy. Oh, Jim? He's just some guy who happens to be a WONDERFUL lover!
MJ®
USA - Monday, February 03, 2003 at 14:54:59 (EST)
I thought we all were supposed to have a different relationship going for each time zone. No? Or was it for each state? Or was it for each day of the week? This shackin up biz can get SO confusing.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Monday, February 03, 2003 at 14:32:00 (EST)
Er, ummmm...MJ®, who's Jim, er, what about Chil...?
Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Monday, February 03, 2003 at 14:28:33 (EST)
It appears that SOMEBODY might have a secret OTHER life outside of being a punk rock goddess and fellow lurker. http://www.land-properties.com/jimandgailgreenwood.htm
Shit Starting Lurker
USA - Monday, February 03, 2003 at 14:11:18 (EST)
MJ®!!! You look soooo beautiful! Right ON!
Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Monday, February 03, 2003 at 14:06:39 (EST)
How much for our scalps?

USA - Monday, February 03, 2003 at 14:04:59 (EST)
How much for my scalp you gotta ask I must say?

USA - Monday, February 03, 2003 at 14:01:43 (EST)
Jackie-we hardly knew ye!

USA - Monday, February 03, 2003 at 13:59:11 (EST)
$5 bucks sounds cool! Can I write it off on my taxes, and once I remove my scalp it'll grow back, right?
Don
Count Scalpula, USA - Monday, February 03, 2003 at 13:57:52 (EST)
I can't believe you long pigs are from the same family tree. Where did we go wrong?


I Advise all Long Pigs To Turn Their Own Scalps In At The Nearest Town Hall
USA - Monday, February 03, 2003 at 13:39:12 (EST)
You should feel lucky Little Timmy®, some boys don't have mouths that Father can ram his 2" cock into.
Father Fitzpatric
USA - Monday, February 03, 2003 at 13:34:36 (EST)
;O
Lurker caught in the MEAT
USA - Monday, February 03, 2003 at 13:16:57 (EST)
Five bucks! I'll take it. Are there any special handling instructions?
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Monday, February 03, 2003 at 13:16:45 (EST)
God told me the Injuns were heathen savages so I HAD to anihilate their population!
Zealous lurker <European@inbred.com>
USA - Monday, February 03, 2003 at 13:14:08 (EST)
I feel violated in a way that I never knew I could.
Drugsy <kickthelordtothecurb.com>
USA - Monday, February 03, 2003 at 12:54:00 (EST)
Just remember that if you see a savage who hasn't seen the light, cut his head off and get $5 for his scalp at town hall.
God
USA - Monday, February 03, 2003 at 12:52:20 (EST)


searching for zerbles
USA - Monday, February 03, 2003 at 12:32:57 (EST)
Power Puff girls and Zoombinis, and all with a Providence, RI byline...
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Monday, February 03, 2003 at 12:24:52 (EST)
When your poop comes out in one undivided roll is that a mono-log?
a mildly concerned pooper
USA - Monday, February 03, 2003 at 11:52:32 (EST)
Dude that guy dies on stage EVERYNIGHT. Have you ever tried to sit thru that monologue?!!
TV Viewing lurker
USA - Monday, February 03, 2003 at 11:44:38 (EST)
still don't see anything on the news sites. Maybe someone made a comment about seeing Jay and that he "died on stage" last night and was overheard by a slightly deaf (and not too bright) CNN reporter.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Monday, February 03, 2003 at 11:39:33 (EST)
Are you sure it wasn't Kevin who had a heart attck from all that fake laughing...?
MJ®
USA - Monday, February 03, 2003 at 11:27:03 (EST)
Just saw on a message board that Jay Leno had a heart attack and died, but the CNN link had been removed. I can't find anything on it except one other comment that said it hasn't been confirmed yet. So this one is either a poor rumor or they're canning the story while the family is informed.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Monday, February 03, 2003 at 11:14:14 (EST)
I'm grumpy. GRUMPY, GRUMPY, GRUMPY!
Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Monday, February 03, 2003 at 10:58:56 (EST)
Nyuk nyuk what about me? Can't I get an equal time rant on this ROCKNROLL webbie?
The Profit Moe Howard
USA - Monday, February 03, 2003 at 10:52:34 (EST)
I think those are horseshit flowers. I'm pretty sure bullshit flowers are pee yellow and would blend rather nicely with the lurk. Bullshit flowers drape much more pleasingly too.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Monday, February 03, 2003 at 10:25:42 (EST)
With bullshit flowers and shit? What is this? Some kind of clearing house for some giant corporate bullshit chain email spam site? FUCK ME. Let's get the BSTC on here to clean this spooge up.
HUGE Benny Sizzler Fan-again
USA - Monday, February 03, 2003 at 10:10:50 (EST)
um..er any reason why man' oldest hoax is taking up precious column inches in a lurk devoted to ROCK N FUCKIN ROLL?
HUGE Benny Sizzler Fan
USA - Monday, February 03, 2003 at 10:09:08 (EST)
Yo yo I'm a religious ho and when God's good to boogie I'm good to BLOW!
God's Bitch
USA - Monday, February 03, 2003 at 10:06:32 (EST)
Why do they call it Ground Hog Day? Everybody knows that hog tastes better smoked and thinnly sliced. Only the most dispicable of long pigs would despoil a hog by grounding it.
Punxatawney Will
USA - Monday, February 03, 2003 at 09:57:01 (EST)
Hey God, why does the windshield washer fluid always run out just as the eighteen wheeler in front of you kicks up a couple-o-buckets of mud on your windshield?
here's mud in your eye
USA - Monday, February 03, 2003 at 09:43:24 (EST)
How can you ever miss me if I don't go away?
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Monday, February 03, 2003 at 09:09:50 (EST)
Good morning lurk, I miss you. And Willy. But not Proctor.
Jerzy from the Block®
JC, NJ USA - Monday, February 03, 2003 at 09:05:51 (EST)
I love when we get to see Benny Sizzler doin' the Electric Slide
Chef Bean
USA - Monday, February 03, 2003 at 08:51:05 (EST)

Emo_in_Motion
USA - Monday, February 03, 2003 at 08:47:23 (EST)
Real gods don't talk about it. Real gods do it.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Monday, February 03, 2003 at 08:28:20 (EST)
Screw God!
Got Poi?


Poi-sonally Not Interested In God's Meanderings
USA - Monday, February 03, 2003 at 08:23:36 (EST)
I'm god spelled backwards
Johnny Thunders <ibdead@heck.com>
Haites, Styx Heck - Monday, February 03, 2003 at 08:20:20 (EST)
Okay god.....why are there traffic jams, cancer, parapalegics, single moms with no money, war, etc....just curious....I wont ask for help if you just tell me why
confused
usa USA - Monday, February 03, 2003 at 08:16:46 (EST)

Hey no ones perfect
USA - Monday, February 03, 2003 at 08:15:27 (EST)

This is God speaking

Today I will be handling all of your problems. Please
remember that I do not need your help.
If life happens to deliver a
situation to you that you cannot handle,
do not attempt to resolve it. Kindly
put it in the SFGTD (something for God to do) box.


It will be addressed in
My time, not yours. Once the matter is
placed into the box, do not hold on
to it. If you find yourself stuck in traffic;
Don't despair. There are
people in this world for whom
driving is an unheard of privilege.

Should you have a bad day at work;
Think of the man who has been out of work for
years. Should you despair over a
relationship gone bad; Think of the
person who has never known what
it's like to love and be loved in return.


Should you grieve the passing of
another weekend; Think of the woman in dire
straits, working twelve hours a day,
seven days a week to feed her
children. Should your car break down,
leaving you miles away from
assistance; Think of the paraplegic who
would love the opportunity to take that walk.

Should you notice a new gray
hair in the mirror; Think of the
cancer patient in chemo who wishes she
had hair to examine. Should you find
yourself at a loss and pondering what
is life all about, asking what is my
purpose? Be thankful. There are those who
didn't live long enough to get the opportunity.

Should you find yourself
the victim of other people's
bitterness, ignorance, smallness or insecurities;
Remember, things could be worse. You
could be them!!!!




~GOD~
USA - Monday, February 03, 2003 at 08:10:10 (EST)

Punk rock saved my life....skateboarding ruined it.
Apostrophe s
dearborn, MI USA - Monday, February 03, 2003 at 07:45:48 (EST)
Yeah you heard me
Guillotine Tits
USA - Monday, February 03, 2003 at 00:08:07 (EST)
Hey just so you know-punk rock ruined my life.
Rippy <dish@washer.com>
USA - Monday, February 03, 2003 at 00:00:57 (EST)
Hot & Buttered USA - Sunday, February 02, 2003 at 12:02:28 (EST)
My BS meter just went thru the fukin roof! Granpa Woody USA - Sunday, February 02, 2003 at 13:57:32 (EST)<----Go Grampa!!
.
USA - Sunday, February 02, 2003 at 18:20:03 (EST)
That "Hot and Buttered" broad is one mean speller!
Jim
USA - Sunday, February 02, 2003 at 18:04:11 (EST)
My BS meter just went thru the fukin roof!
Granpa Woody
USA - Sunday, February 02, 2003 at 13:57:32 (EST)

BS Activity Monitor
USA - Sunday, February 02, 2003 at 12:52:06 (EST)

.
USA - Sunday, February 02, 2003 at 12:33:18 (EST)
hi bab ilove you i got you,r letter . you better be carefull i bet that was scary. i would have ppppeeeee my pants.or worse. well grandpa woody made popcorn sssooo iiiiiiiiiiiiiilov you.
Hot & Buttered
USA - Sunday, February 02, 2003 at 12:02:28 (EST)
Real Punks still need to pay the man...........and besides, I've never been much of a punk, just a happy hippy punk poser that loves free beer...
chef dude
nolongerpunk, DE USA - Sunday, February 02, 2003 at 09:00:59 (EST)
MJ.......email Joanne's phone # to me....I'll check it out........muchas gracias mi amiga
Chef Beannie Man
Soontobe, RI USA - Sunday, February 02, 2003 at 08:58:52 (EST)
Hey is this a band or some sort of employment agency? I thougt real punk rockers didn't have jobby jobs.
HUGE Benny Sizzler fan
USA - Sunday, February 02, 2003 at 02:26:36 (EST)
Chef Bean, Joanne has a diner for you in Providence. Call her now!
MJ®
USA - Saturday, February 01, 2003 at 23:30:56 (EST)
Emoticons are for pimps
‹^› ‹(O-o-O)› ‹^›
Middletown, RI USA - Saturday, February 01, 2003 at 22:28:27 (EST)
Emoticons are for losers who collect Beenie babies!!l
Mystery Z <haha@hee.com>
USA - Saturday, February 01, 2003 at 20:38:03 (EST)

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USA - Saturday, February 01, 2003 at 15:45:11 (EST)
Emo is a blockhead.... ¦ ô¿ô ¦
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USA - Saturday, February 01, 2003 at 14:28:42 (EST)
weapons used "(_|_)" hope the "not_sees" don't clip-it
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(b team), RI USA - Saturday, February 01, 2003 at 13:47:56 (EST)
Emo strike alert
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(b team), RI USA - Saturday, February 01, 2003 at 13:46:15 (EST)
Please be advised that you should "don" a fresh pair of industrial sized Depends before listening to the Donald Duck bit.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Saturday, February 01, 2003 at 13:37:19 (EST)
Now in your best Donald Duck voice say "Get below me and blow me."
Donald Duck Getting Some
USA - Saturday, February 01, 2003 at 13:34:32 (EST)
Did you say dancing chick?


Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Saturday, February 01, 2003 at 12:52:44 (EST)
Didn't I see that dancing chick in the cute white dress in a recent RI Monthly?
Cheffie
the beach, DE USA - Saturday, February 01, 2003 at 12:46:57 (EST)
I've seen better caricature's of me on old Neutral Nation Tee-shirts....but I do wear Hammer pants with no shirt when I'm really cookin'!
Chef Bean
DE USA - Saturday, February 01, 2003 at 12:42:05 (EST)
If you haven't hit the news yet, the space shuttle Columbia blew up on re-entry. The space program is one of the few honorable pursuits that this country has left. Goddess bless the souls with the balls to reach higher. Guess a little more