lurkive 09 oct - 01 nov 2002

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Hey, anybody find out how Jerzy made out as a fishtank filter in the parade?
MJ®
USA - Friday, November 01, 2002 at 10:24:06 (EST)

my log got E-Bula, and that ain't good
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Friday, November 01, 2002 at 10:14:54 (EST)

Fuck Benny Sizzler. What all you assdrips really want tosee/hear/smell is the magic I make with my band, "DREAM NIGHTMARES"
Roger Raunchy <Ass@hole.com>
ROCKchester, NY USA - Friday, November 01, 2002 at 10:13:02 (EST)

Better get a bucket.
Mr Creosote
USA - Friday, November 01, 2002 at 10:11:54 (EST)

Sir, "Bolemic"? is that a person of Bolish origin? I'm almost certain you mean "Bulemic". Thank you. Carry on with your orgy.
Doctor Lurk
USA - Friday, November 01, 2002 at 10:09:23 (EST)

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Guy With One Of Those Ad Voices
USA - Friday, November 01, 2002 at 10:05:48 (EST)

Okay, maybe he'll pinch it right now. This guestbook is loading slower than a dairy farmer's bowels
BSTC
USA - Friday, November 01, 2002 at 09:57:32 (EST)

Boris, the Captain is grateful for the pinch. He will be performing that operation tonight. He is too busy cleaning the eggs off his house today from Cabbage Night.
BSTC
USA - Friday, November 01, 2002 at 09:56:24 (EST)

Proctor, you'd do best to take a leave of absence from Chucky Cheese's
MJ®
USA - Friday, November 01, 2002 at 09:21:56 (EST)

If I get kissed on both cheeks at the pasta fest I'm outa here.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Friday, November 01, 2002 at 09:21:45 (EST)

So they're doing an italian dinner for everybody here today and I was thinking it might be fun for me to bring in my inflatable horse head. I could sneak into the bosses office, spread some phony blood and leave a threatening note. It'd be a GAS don't ya think?
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Friday, November 01, 2002 at 09:19:56 (EST)

may the only HR proctor hears from today be from Bad Brains..
boris
ukrainus, - Friday, November 01, 2002 at 08:37:01 (EST)

May you live in uneventful times. I've heard that quote countless times, but for some strange reason it has an added ring to it today. I can't imagine why.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Friday, November 01, 2002 at 08:35:05 (EST)

Not one damn kid came to my door. I had the damn hallway all gussied up with some of my finest 19th century full-body taxidermy. I even busted out the human skull that I keep in a glass case. But noooo. Not even the 40 year old with the cigarette in the rainbow clown wig came. I hope all you assdrips had the time of your fucking lives. fuck you all.
MJ®
USA - Thursday, October 31, 2002 at 23:00:38 (EST)

Don't you mean "It was the best of lurks it was the LAST of lurks". I didn't know Prime Ministers peed their wee wee's. Haaaarrrrrrrrrblghhh, cough cough.
Drugs
USA - Thursday, October 31, 2002 at 21:14:05 (EST)

What can I say?.................. it was the best of lurks it was the worst of lurks. I'm out<<<{{{((()))}}}>>>~~~~~~~~~
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, October 31, 2002 at 17:00:25 (EST)

Gee Wally nothing exciting ever happens around here
the beave
USA - Thursday, October 31, 2002 at 16:57:23 (EST)

If my patient smells burnt toast, could somebody page me please?
Doc Lurk
USA - Thursday, October 31, 2002 at 16:55:04 (EST)

Well if the axe-man cometh he's waiting to execute at sunrise. I'm gonna go out and see if I can top todays escapades. FAT CHANCE!!... but then again I AM bringing the fog machine HEEHEEEHOOHOOOHAAHAAAAAAHEEEEHEEEEE!!! (the sound of one prime minister snapping)
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, October 31, 2002 at 16:46:51 (EST)

Holy FUCK. I gotta go to Benny's and buy some more Halloween candy on acounta I just ate an entire bag of not-too-funsized Baby Ruths!
MJ®
USA - Thursday, October 31, 2002 at 16:27:13 (EST)

boris I thought that would be somebody's first reaction, but this was a no-shittin-ya shitstarting event. I certainly proved how grand a fool I can be, but this was a genuine pratfall not a staged one.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, October 31, 2002 at 15:19:16 (EST)

I just wore this bizarre jesters hat (how prophetic). I have some makeup to match the hat so I think I'll paint up the face before I leave the house tonight. I've decided to use the burnt toast defense if it comes down to it. Between the lousy cafeteria cooks and inattentive micro-zappers, burnt shit puts up a smoke show around here regularly w/out the firesquad appearance. I bet dust was a factor in the "alleged" fog incident.... does that sound convincing?
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, October 31, 2002 at 15:15:04 (EST)

why do i get the feeling that this ALSO could be proctor's version of april fool's day.
boris
ukrainus, - Thursday, October 31, 2002 at 15:08:23 (EST)

Proctor, you'll be walking the wheel in no time for being such a shit starter. By the way, what exactly are you for Halloween? I didn't get that. I know Jerzy's a fishtank filter but I don't know what you are.
MJ®
USA - Thursday, October 31, 2002 at 15:01:33 (EST)

One of the vault entrances already has a barred gate like a prison cell. I won't be too surprised if the other one looks the same when I come in tomorrow. What's the sentence for being such a shitstarter? Five to ten, three with good behavior?
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, October 31, 2002 at 14:46:19 (EST)

BELIEVE ME when I tell ya, if there is anybody in the building that doesn't know by now, they're either at home sick or they WILL know before they leave today. All the execs, the team leaders, security, the mailroom staff, etc.. they ALL know already. Good thing I went straight to the top at least she can run full spin control for my sake. If it appeared I was hiding it I probably be packing my stuff right now. Well I certainly created a stir that will be legend here forever. Chalk one up for me, if you're gonna do it, do it in a big way.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, October 31, 2002 at 14:42:13 (EST)

Yeah yeah spallcheck whatever and I KNOW you have a corner office in a vault, it just didn't have the same ring as "cubicle"
SPARKY
USA - Thursday, October 31, 2002 at 14:34:39 (EST)

I smell burning hair and melted theatrical makeup and it seems to be coming from this...CUBILCE!
Sparky the Fire Dog
USA - Thursday, October 31, 2002 at 14:33:26 (EST)

had to break from w**k hell to wish proctor luck and hope that last person wasn't from the HR department. if they weren't yellow and brown this morning, proc, they sure the hell are now i bet.
boris
ukrainus, - Thursday, October 31, 2002 at 14:07:00 (EST)

Someone just came in the vault, looked around a second, and when they saw the you-know-what, she said "So is this the famous fog machine I heard about." At least it was AFTER the alarm guy left.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, October 31, 2002 at 14:02:04 (EST)

Hey, where's our favorite fireman from rumford? He hasn't lurked in ages.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, October 31, 2002 at 13:46:38 (EST)

Damn these screws fell into this weird black box on the floor. Stupid box.
Fire Drone
USA - Thursday, October 31, 2002 at 13:43:01 (EST)

Of course the guy had to drop the screws from the detector, dragging out how long it's going to take him to finish the job. Now I understand how Damocles felt.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, October 31, 2002 at 13:32:16 (EST)

The fog machime is sitting about 8 feet away from the janitor and the alarm guy as they discuss how dust can set these things off if they aren't cleaned often enough. I guess it's true that the best place to hide something is in plain sight. I did think of one thing in my defense. People burn their micro-popcorn all the time and the smoke show when they open up the microwave has never set off the alarm before.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, October 31, 2002 at 13:21:30 (EST)

Where there's smoke there's a firing.
Drugsy
Unemployed, USA - Thursday, October 31, 2002 at 13:09:22 (EST)

The alarm company guy just came through looking for a "bad" smoke detector. Two guesses what he found. At least he didn't notice the fog machine sitting on the floor. Apparently the Lieutenant from the fire department was pissed they couldn't find which detector had tripped. The guy is going to replace the "bad" smoke detector. I'm not going to challenge his "expert" assessment of what happened either. I'm afraid to even move the fog machine for fear that that's when he'll walk back in with the replacement for that "bad" smoke detector that "mysteriously" went off.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, October 31, 2002 at 12:56:23 (EST)

MJ, at least my boss was wearing a cape and a disco diva/dracula wig (black with silver garland) when I went up and spilled the beans. I'm sure that helped my situation. Besides, she's Irish and loved my rendition of Johnny McEldoo at our St Pat's party. I really do hope these sick corporate fucks don't lay me off. Where could I get such a sweet deal (even if the pay sucks BIG time) anywhere else.... Y'know this ain't exactly a small building too. At it's peak we had over 400 w**king here and it's still over 200.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, October 31, 2002 at 12:42:44 (EST)

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA Proctor set off the fucking FIRE ALARM with his fucking pissant fog machine!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That has got to be the funniest thing I have ever heard. Ever!
MJ®
USA - Thursday, October 31, 2002 at 12:20:56 (EST)

Jimmy MEATWorld. Fuck
Don
San Juan, USA - Thursday, October 31, 2002 at 12:03:45 (EST)

i love these canadians da!
boris
ukrainus, - Thursday, October 31, 2002 at 11:55:35 (EST)

If I get quartered do I need 4 wills to settle the estate?
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, October 31, 2002 at 11:21:13 (EST)

HEY, It's illegal! I bet you rip the tags off of pillows and mattresses too.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, October 31, 2002 at 11:18:22 (EST)

THAT would be a fun Samhain-y thing to do! let's draw and quarter proctor!!!!! c'mon everybody! let's do it!!! yeah!!!!!
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Thursday, October 31, 2002 at 11:03:49 (EST)

It's illegal to be drawn and quartered in this country, right?... RIGHT?!
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, October 31, 2002 at 10:58:48 (EST)

SPALLCHECK- raining
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, October 31, 2002 at 10:52:45 (EST)

Theresa (the exec that runs the building) said that the IT guys were w**king on the alarm system (not the fire alarm system) and they thought they might have set it off. BELIEVE ME, I know it was the fog machine. I cranked it once, admired the fog dissipating, and just as I sat back down at my desk the fucking alarm went off. Lucky for me that the weather is nice. If it had been raing or something my name would have been added to a lot of enemy lists.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, October 31, 2002 at 10:51:49 (EST)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! that is fucking hilarious!!!! you should have told them you were "secret shopping" the system and checking to see if it was in proper working order. LOL
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Thursday, October 31, 2002 at 10:39:10 (EST)

Oh shit, the fog machine had unforseen consequences. It set off the fire alarm. I AIN'T KIDDING! The whole building just had to empty out and we had to wait for the firemen to do a walk through. When I saw the guys go in with the axes, I expected that I'd come in to find my fog machine axed into scrap metal. I fessed up to the woman that runs the building soon as we got outside. She was cool about it, but I think it might be wise to be a good boy for the next decade or so.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, October 31, 2002 at 10:34:58 (EST)

jerzy, I don't think he'll remember, but he's hawking light up jester hats and magician hats (along with the usual stuff). So if ya do hear your name consider it a shout out from me. Sounds like you're in for a great day, have fun.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, October 31, 2002 at 10:00:52 (EST)

Chucky Cheese meets Freddy Krueger maybe. One of the team leaders dressed up as Anna Nicole and she had the routine NAILED. I haven't laughed that hard in quite a while, she even had Sugarpie. I just finished setting up the fog machine for phase two. I'll fill ya in as the victims fall....
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, October 31, 2002 at 09:57:43 (EST)

we'll be in the section near the hungry marching band (they rock!) too. we're all sort of hungry marching band stalkers....
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Thursday, October 31, 2002 at 09:50:14 (EST)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! chucky cheese!!!!! MJ® funni!
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Thursday, October 31, 2002 at 09:49:32 (EST)

i'll be the mermaid in the giant clam shell, proctor. your friend don't scare me. pink hair, blue skin.
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Thursday, October 31, 2002 at 09:48:56 (EST)

Jesus, Proctor, where the fuck do you w**k? Chucky Cheese?
MJ®
USA - Thursday, October 31, 2002 at 09:26:16 (EST)

Happy Samhain to lurkers one and all. A friend of mine is selling novelty stuff at the parade in NY today. I told him to yell "HEY JERZY GRRRL!" when her sees the aquarium float. Knowing this guy he'll probably forget, BUT if he remembers jerzy's in for a good Halloween scare courtesy of the evil minister. I've gotten 5 or 6 good screams out of my dropping bat and the candy bowl with the hand that grabs the trick or treaters when they reach for the candy. I'm off for the costume contest. I'll lurk later...
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, October 31, 2002 at 09:21:33 (EST)

happy happy joy joy happy happy joy joy..!
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nhj USA - Thursday, October 31, 2002 at 09:18:51 (EST)

BOOO!!
<*> <*>
^^^^^^^ - Thursday, October 31, 2002 at 09:15:34 (EST)

A real man would like to wish a Happy Halloweenie to the lurk.
MJ®
USA - Thursday, October 31, 2002 at 08:53:48 (EST)

boris fat-fingered, sorry, typing fast as w**k hell is definitely gonna eat rest of day, have a nice halloweenie lurkites...
boris
ukrainus, - Thursday, October 31, 2002 at 08:00:34 (EST)

whoopsy do
boris
ukrainus, - Thursday, October 31, 2002 at 07:59:23 (EST)

morocco mole's long-lost sib? cool. think i remember gabi saying her brother -- a promising swimmer/diver in czech who got paralyzed in a diving accident -- put stickers of this mole all over his wheelchair for inspiration, or whatever...again, this is extremely drunk memory talking....
boris
ukrainus, - Thursday, October 31, 2002 at 07:59:04 (EST)

right on! he's a mole. hee, so happy!
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Thursday, October 31, 2002 at 07:55:02 (EST)

extremely vague memories of being real drunk and having czech friend show us a VCR of some little black critter that kinda looks like a penguin? if that's not it apologies, absolutely no clue jerz...
boris
ukrainus, - Thursday, October 31, 2002 at 07:41:37 (EST)

hey boris, just curious - do you know who krtecek is?
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Thursday, October 31, 2002 at 06:38:32 (EST)

good morning lurk, this really saddens me: http://www.cnn.com/2002/SHOWBIZ/Music/10/31/rapper.slain/index.html
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Thursday, October 31, 2002 at 06:29:03 (EST)

Watch out for Circus Man. His fudge is not to be topped, but it makes for a great topping!
Don
Johnston, USA - Thursday, October 31, 2002 at 00:14:23 (EST)

UltraMan Great would be SO PISSED. It's Gamara, domo origato, spallcheck-san.
boris
ukrainus, - Wednesday, October 30, 2002 at 18:55:26 (EST)

SPALLCHECK- NIGHT... sheesh! I can't key today.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, October 30, 2002 at 17:05:36 (EST)

Well, time to shut the demons in for the knight and pretend to be studious for a few. BTW heard WROR is airing the ORIGINAL War of the Worlds broadcast tonight- 105.7FM. I think they're online too, so you can check it without the rabbit ears. I'm out<<<{{{((()))}}}>>>>>~~~~~~~
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, October 30, 2002 at 17:04:41 (EST)

Man, I just about got the vault prepared to deal out heart attacks and strokes. This place is tripped out and booby trapped like a Bela Lugosi flick. Wait til they see the fog machine! HEE HEE HEEEE!!!
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, October 30, 2002 at 16:59:32 (EST)

Hey ya can't forget Gamaron (spelling?). You could have them battling in Tokyo Bay. I can lay down, we'll put buildings on my back and I can be the city and my cooties can be the japanese.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, October 30, 2002 at 16:55:08 (EST)

I don't appreciate being thrown over anything. Thanks.
The Afghan
USA - Wednesday, October 30, 2002 at 16:44:26 (EST)

Willy let his throne get cold so we had to throw an afghan over it.
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, October 30, 2002 at 16:24:09 (EST)

HAHAHAHAHA Godzilla's dingleberry! HAHAHAHAHA!
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, October 30, 2002 at 16:23:18 (EST)

if i tape myself to proctor he can be godzilla's dingleberry. does that count?
boris
ukrainus, - Wednesday, October 30, 2002 at 15:57:15 (EST)

you'd have to make a costume boris. we don't allow slackers in the collective!
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, October 30, 2002 at 15:51:56 (EST)

i wanna be godzilla's asshole. think of the time i'll save on makeup and costume cost.
boris
ukrainus, - Wednesday, October 30, 2002 at 15:37:47 (EST)

screw Willy I'm available...
Yimmy Chamberlain
USA - Wednesday, October 30, 2002 at 15:37:40 (EST)

i'm with boris!!! so i'm trying to convince the collective that it would be kick ass to go as a Godzilla movie set in next year's halloween parade. any thoughts?
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, October 30, 2002 at 15:30:28 (EST)

Hark! Voices, I hear voices. Could this be Benny's resurrection in the making?!! Is that the bulkhead rattling?!! THE SIZZLE HAS RETURNED! CAN'T YOU FEEL THE BURNING SENSATION IN YOUR NETHER REGIONS?!!
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, October 30, 2002 at 15:29:53 (EST)

give me willy or give me death
boris
ukrainus, - Wednesday, October 30, 2002 at 15:22:34 (EST)

SPALLCHECK- TOO existential
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, October 30, 2002 at 15:11:48 (EST)

Whoa dude it's like WAY to existential to "define"
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, October 30, 2002 at 15:10:17 (EST)

Define totally dead.
Newy
Play Dead, USA - Wednesday, October 30, 2002 at 15:00:41 (EST)

Maybe Willy could switch to guitar. Garcia was missing a finger, but that would mean you still need another drummer to go totally Dead.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, October 30, 2002 at 14:58:16 (EST)

Are you sure, I think I've seen him play a guitar. As a guitarist he makes a hell of a drummer.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, October 30, 2002 at 14:53:41 (EST)

The new kid plays guitar. Thats right guitar. He picks and he plucks.
Newy
Provi, USA - Wednesday, October 30, 2002 at 14:40:01 (EST)

Word to the Willy. Oh sure, now ya show your lurk, now that the nostril forest is kicking the garbage cans. D'ya know what it's like to lurk when jerzy doesn't have someone digitally challenged to fawn over? It ain't pretty I tell ye. So have you finally decided to accept that offer from the convent? What was the name of that place again, something like Our Lady Of The Horny Drummer? That vow of horniness is some serious shit! Hey, don't you still owe me an ass kicking?
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, October 30, 2002 at 14:37:36 (EST)

I'm skinny and dead!
Karen Carpenter
USA - Wednesday, October 30, 2002 at 14:21:24 (EST)

nobody remembers me
Peter Best
USA - Wednesday, October 30, 2002 at 14:17:15 (EST)

the boys apparently want Ringo
Willy
USA - Wednesday, October 30, 2002 at 14:08:48 (EST)

http://www.crimelibrary.com/gangsters_outlaws/family_epics/providence_mob/ oh, don't you worry, i know who you people are!
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, October 30, 2002 at 13:55:39 (EST)

Now that Benny has assembled the necessary disfunctional parts when is the basement explosion gonna disrupt the peace and do a gig?
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, October 30, 2002 at 13:35:56 (EST)

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&cid=551&ncid=757&e=10&u=/ap/20021029/ap_on_sp_fo_ne/fbn_davenport_arrested
deaf-a-kate
USA - Wednesday, October 30, 2002 at 12:07:56 (EST)

Does the new guy have a full set of digits?
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, October 30, 2002 at 11:48:51 (EST)

I AM A PARIAH and damn proud of it, but I ain't no cubicle ho (I bet jerzy is). NO! I'm in my own vault which can be hermetically sealed like a mayonaise jar on Funk and Wagnells doorstep if a nuclear attack or wacked out employee cause such a need. I got the biggest office in the building AND it is ideally suited for dungeon stylee decorations.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, October 30, 2002 at 11:46:50 (EST)

There, there, Jerzy. Nobody can really replace anybody in the Benny organization. Each freak is truly unique. No worries.
Benny Sizzler Management
USA - Wednesday, October 30, 2002 at 11:09:36 (EST)

i mean, i know that willy can be an ornery ol' cuss, but c'mon! he needs you guys! he's just too shy to say it! give him another chance! puhleeze?!!?
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, October 30, 2002 at 10:23:36 (EST)

ooh! ooh! i would love that! i woul LOVE to have my very own benny demo! yeah! yay! so, um, er, who's the new guy? what position? you din't replace the king o the congos, sir will-a-lot, did you?!!? oh horrors, no!!!!!
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, October 30, 2002 at 10:22:17 (EST)

Grrlfren, you too can own a Benny Sizzler demo. I shall mail to to you if you like. The New Guy is so GROSS.
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, October 30, 2002 at 10:16:35 (EST)

proctor is definately a bitch, THAT is for sure!
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, October 30, 2002 at 10:10:55 (EST)

um. MJ®. new guy? and what about the benny cd? :^|
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, October 30, 2002 at 10:09:39 (EST)

Proctor is DEFINATELTY the cubicle pariah, I am almost SURE of this.
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, October 30, 2002 at 10:09:01 (EST)

Yeah, he has INGROWN nasal hair to BOOT!
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, October 30, 2002 at 10:07:57 (EST)

NEW GUY? WHO THE FUCK IS THE NEW GUY? HE HAS NASAL HAIR?!!? EEEEWWWWWW, DISGUSTING!
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, October 30, 2002 at 09:57:42 (EST)

They all get nervous coming into my office this time of year cuz they don't know what's gonna move, flash, or suddenly make noise. Then they turn right around and sucker someone else into the same thing. They've been asking me about what I was going to do this year for weeks now.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, October 30, 2002 at 09:45:15 (EST)

HAHAHAHAHAHA! MJ® FUNNY! chongy lee is not my lover, he's just a girl who says that i am the one, but the kid is not my son!
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, October 30, 2002 at 09:41:35 (EST)

oh dear god. you are the guy everyone loves to hate, aren't you proctor.
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, October 30, 2002 at 09:36:22 (EST)

Mornin to all lurkers great and small. Got myself a motorized rat with blinking red eyes last night. Can't wait to let the furry fuck loose in the cafetaria tomorrow. I also got a bat that drops down suddenly when triggered by sound. He flaps his wings and gradually goes back up to where he started to wait for the next victim. There should be a big pee stain on the floor underneath it by noon tomorrow.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, October 30, 2002 at 08:57:28 (EST)

shhhhhh, i'm lurking
<*> <*>
^^^^^^^ - Wednesday, October 30, 2002 at 08:24:43 (EST)

Chong Lee is bad, so bad, jam awn it, so bad.
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, October 30, 2002 at 08:18:53 (EST)

what - are you michael jackson now, chong? "wanna be startin' sumpin', got to be startin' sumpin'..."
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, October 30, 2002 at 07:14:41 (EST)

Holy Crap! I must be excited about something! Wanna be startin somethin' -Chong "Judo Choppa" Lee
Chong Lee
USA - Wednesday, October 30, 2002 at 06:59:51 (EST)

wait a minute. what the fuck is this about a benny cd? um. HELLO?!!? there are OTHERS of us that would LIKE THEM TOO!!!!! WTF?!!?
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, October 30, 2002 at 06:45:46 (EST)

i got this "Special Delivery" package in the mail just now from someone named "V. Guinea". it was delivered by a swarthy dwarf wearing Ray-Bans, driving a 2003 black Bonneville with tinted windows. looks like there's horsehair sticking out the side of the package. and the wet stain on the bottom could be blood. so farewell cruel lurk, don from johnston has evidently called in his free hit. and i'm all done. Not the face! Please, God, not the face!.....
boris
ukrainus, - Tuesday, October 29, 2002 at 18:28:01 (EST)

I just have to add that ole Boris has been on a fucking roll lately. Shit !
Drugsy
USA - Tuesday, October 29, 2002 at 18:13:53 (EST)

"Loose bongs don't bother me."
Shower Song
Qué La F., - Tuesday, October 29, 2002 at 18:06:52 (EST)

Well off to warp my ever-fading engrams with some statistical hobgoblins. I'm out<<<{{{[[[]]]}}}>>>~~~~~~~~~~
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, October 29, 2002 at 16:57:29 (EST)

YOU'RE ALL JERKS, AND THAT'S STRAIGHT FROM THE PUMPKINS MOUTH!
<*> <*>
^^^^^^^ - Tuesday, October 29, 2002 at 16:49:57 (EST)

øh shit, it's almost pitch black out and I have to go running at my favorite high-crime wooded area! Late!
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, October 29, 2002 at 16:46:13 (EST)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Can ole Donny really "fit the bill"?
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, October 29, 2002 at 16:44:55 (EST)

and i also just want to say, hey MJ, it's even better now!
boris
ukrainus, - Tuesday, October 29, 2002 at 16:37:26 (EST)

dave i just want to say i don't hate canadians. that is all.
boris
ukrainus, - Tuesday, October 29, 2002 at 16:30:45 (EST)

And another thing. Boris, that cock-eyed Little Timmy digital re-mastering is Godless Damned American funny!
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, October 29, 2002 at 16:29:37 (EST)

Dave, long time no lurk abuse! We missed ya. Benny CD in the mail. Get ready to be BLOWN AWAY.
Auntie G (aka MJ®)
Basement Explosion, USA - Tuesday, October 29, 2002 at 16:28:05 (EST)

dave, long time no lurk. how be the great white north?
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, October 29, 2002 at 14:47:57 (EST)

I love this... "Expletives, "shock jock" messages or similar content undermine this efforts. Check your signs for grammar and legibility, please." This efforts? I hope whoever wrote the page isn't the one who'll be checking the signs for errors.
Officer Gramcheck
USA - Tuesday, October 29, 2002 at 14:46:31 (EST)

i miss auntie G!!! what the hell?????
dave the fag <nighloooky@hotmail.com>
USA - Tuesday, October 29, 2002 at 14:45:54 (EST)

We'll be kicking tunes at the march be there or be godless forsaken. Here's a lyric sample from "I Envy The Dead" to give ya a taste.. I envy the dead/ Built in excuse for the person who’s lazy/ I envy the dead/ Your only job would be pushing up daisies/ I envy the dead/ Won’t be a victim of budget cuts/ Sneak up on Hitler kick him in his nuts/ don’t have to deal with those ifs, ands or buts no more...
Universal Dice
USA - Tuesday, October 29, 2002 at 14:39:57 (EST)

what is it about the day that is making it drag so much?! i can't believe it's ONLY tuesday. ugh. entertain me! dance! dance motherfucker, dance!
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, October 29, 2002 at 14:39:43 (EST)

The Godless Americans March on Washington (November 2, 2002) will begin from the "staging area" located on the Mall directly east of 14th St.., SW. It is a wide, gravel walkway bounded on the north side by grass and Madison Drive. Participants should assemble beginning at 10:30 AM - 10:45 AM. Remember, this is directly EAST of 14th street. -- Form up behind the large GAMOW banner -- Signs will be available, or you can bring your own. Remember, wewant this demonstration to convey a positive, upbeat and issue-oriented image. Expletives, "shock jock" messages or similar content undermine this efforts. Check your signs for grammar and legibility, please. We urge you to avoid using signs mounted on wooden poles or anything else which might cause injury or related problems.
Your Mother
USA - Tuesday, October 29, 2002 at 14:29:40 (EST)

I'm always the one who pays when someone else fucks up. It's always heads will roll if this and heads will roll if that. It gets to where a severed head can't get any rest anymore.
The Severed Head
USA - Tuesday, October 29, 2002 at 14:29:34 (EST)

Uh-oh. Time for a trip to the eye doctor, little Timmy's cock-eyed!
boris
ukrainus, - Tuesday, October 29, 2002 at 14:29:11 (EST)

Man carving contest in the supply closet at 17:00 hours. Now lets be creative this year people, or heads will roll!
Drugsy
Ginsu City, USA - Tuesday, October 29, 2002 at 14:23:01 (EST)

It's been so long I just have to say it... YOU ROT!!
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, October 29, 2002 at 14:15:37 (EST)

Oh well, the show isn't on around here. No wonder I never heard of him. It is playing in Worchester (sic) and New Haven maybe one of those two is within reach. thanks anywho boris
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, October 29, 2002 at 14:14:14 (EST)

You rot
Little Timmy
USA - Tuesday, October 29, 2002 at 14:11:38 (EST)

Lurk #11,000- JERK-O-LANTERN RULES!! I AM SUCH A JERK! HAAHAA!!!!
<*> <*>
^^^^^^^ - Tuesday, October 29, 2002 at 14:07:01 (EST)

glenn beck affiliates: http://www.glennbeck.com/news/10292002.shtml
boris
ukrainus, - Tuesday, October 29, 2002 at 14:06:28 (EST)

I"M WATCHING YOU! HOOHOOHAAHAA!!!
<*> <*>
^^^^^^^^ - Tuesday, October 29, 2002 at 14:04:03 (EST)

Who left PM Proctor to lurk alone again?
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, October 29, 2002 at 14:04:01 (EST)

Anybody know the local radio station that carries Glenn Beck's talk show? He's doing a re-enactment of The War of the Worlds on Wed. at 8:00PM on the stations that carry his show... http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&cid=638&ncid=762&e=1&u=/nm/20021029/en_nm/television_worlds_dc
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, October 29, 2002 at 14:02:09 (EST)

BOO!
<> <>
^^^^^ - Tuesday, October 29, 2002 at 13:54:59 (EST)

I AM THE DISEMBOWELED SPIRIT OF THE PUMPKINS AND I'VE COME TO PAY YOU BACK FOR ALL YOUR UNKIND CUTS! HOOHOOHAAHAA!!!!!
JERK-O-LANTERN
USA - Tuesday, October 29, 2002 at 13:46:49 (EST)

GET BACK!!! NOO!! NO! AHHHH!!! OUCH!! OOEWWWWAHHHHH!!! EEEAAHHHH!!!!!!! (interspersed with the sounds of a knife repeatedly cutting into pumpkin flesh)
the pumpkin
USA - Tuesday, October 29, 2002 at 13:43:37 (EST)

I don't like the looks of those knives and spoons
the pumpkin
USA - Tuesday, October 29, 2002 at 13:24:56 (EST)

They backed out on the pumpkin carving. I'll have to find another way to create a potential for armed insurrection.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, October 29, 2002 at 12:39:40 (EST)

Tomorrow it's a pumpkin carving contest. Well at least it's supposed to be. I think they're having second thoughts about giving the patients.. er, I mean employees, pointy objects.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, October 29, 2002 at 12:04:06 (EST)

You think YOU got it bad? I have to listen to that bearded guy whine all night about the days when his old bank showered him with Heath Candy Drippy-Do Cake® and Strawberry White Chocolate Dreams®
Some Bum in an Alley
Behind Lorraine's, USA - Tuesday, October 29, 2002 at 11:58:07 (EST)

Wow I guess that would be a PHRASECHECK- by Megabank Co to sedate us was a raffle...
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, October 29, 2002 at 11:53:13 (EST)

The latest effort by Megabank Co was a raffle. Once again I got a piece of the action, a $10 AMEX gift check. In a couple of months when I'm living in a shoebox I'm gonna look back on this time with a tear in my eye from the smell of the bum passed out next to me in the alley.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, October 29, 2002 at 11:48:50 (EST)

did someone just call me?
Chad Everett
USA - Tuesday, October 29, 2002 at 11:36:41 (EST)

There are no stains on my jacket.
Mayor McDickcheese
USA - Tuesday, October 29, 2002 at 11:26:06 (EST)

I bet boris' chads are dimpled.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, October 29, 2002 at 11:21:40 (EST)

Prime Ministers also tend to get elected dickcheese. Re-Elect Gore
boris
ukrainus, - Tuesday, October 29, 2002 at 11:08:34 (EST)

Is that a boris-in-a-box?
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, October 29, 2002 at 10:47:36 (EST)

MJ ya better call in the tech. I just bashed a bunch-o-cats with my devastating hook. AND y'all gonna have to bone up on parliamentary procedure if ya want to get rid of me.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, October 29, 2002 at 10:45:21 (EST)

Never mind all that smart talking crap, check THIS out: http://www.bennysizzler.com/LittleTimmy.html
Little Timmy
Next Door, USA - Tuesday, October 29, 2002 at 10:40:28 (EST)

Welcome to the 21st Century there boris. I know your comrades back in the Ukrainus think that milking a cow is a modern convenience, but the royalty trip is SO 18th Century. While "the Prime Minister is technically appointed by the Monarch" that shit is long past. That system lasted "until Robert Peel's unsuccessful attempt to govern without a majority in Parliament, the monarch still retained some discretion over the naming of the Prime Minister." You have to go through a vote of no confidence and even if that w**ks I can still come back as Prime Minister. Ergo: ya can kick me, but ya can't keep me down.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, October 29, 2002 at 10:37:24 (EST)

boris the peasant, however, will remain "official grave digger, umbrella holder & bedpan emptier" because someone's gotta do it.
boris
ukrainus, - Tuesday, October 29, 2002 at 10:14:35 (EST)

Empress of the Lurk. I like that. Then she can execute PM Proctor for that LAME cat bowling game that I actually took two clicks and three seconds to access only to find out it don't work
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, October 29, 2002 at 09:59:36 (EST)

jerz is Empress of the Lurk and as such has complete control over appointments of MERE prime ministers. da.
boris
ukrainus, - Tuesday, October 29, 2002 at 09:56:12 (EST)

A Halloween treat (or trick) for the cat lovers on the lurk... http://www.bravoz.com/cathome/Cat_Bowling/index.cfm
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, October 29, 2002 at 09:46:32 (EST)

Maybe we should come up with a title for jerzy so she doesn't feel left out. Something like the Deputy-Under-Secretary-Of-Non-Lurk-Matters-Department-New-York-Annex. Any other suggestions?
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, October 29, 2002 at 09:41:49 (EST)

I may be self-inflated, but in this world you either suck or you blow.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, October 29, 2002 at 09:30:48 (EST)

I self-inflate
Chucklehead
USA - Tuesday, October 29, 2002 at 09:28:27 (EST)

Don from Johnston gets in the Halloween spirit
boris
ukrainus, - Tuesday, October 29, 2002 at 09:25:03 (EST)

he's self-appointed, MJ®...i think benny needs to declare an emergency state and we can plan a secret coup to oust that big bag of hot air's self-inflated chucklehead from our midst. or at least make him go back to being just plain ol' proctor's gamble. sheesh!
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, October 29, 2002 at 09:10:15 (EST)

And Don, like Jon from Dohnston says,,,
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, October 29, 2002 at 09:04:06 (EST)

Hey Proctor, who'd you have to blow to become Prime Minister Proctor?
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, October 29, 2002 at 09:03:01 (EST)

They all look like friggin goblins to me this morning, and something tells me it's not just that Halloween is this week.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, October 29, 2002 at 08:23:17 (EST)

hello cruel world
don
johnston, USA - Tuesday, October 29, 2002 at 08:11:34 (EST)

Don, blow me.
JON
Hohnston, USA - Monday, October 28, 2002 at 21:22:13 (EST)

Spalling casualties keep rolling too -eh Drugsy
Don
Johnston, USA - Monday, October 28, 2002 at 18:45:43 (EST)

American Gulf War cusualties - keep on rolling.
Drugsy
USA - Monday, October 28, 2002 at 18:40:39 (EST)

I'm out%%%%<<<((({{{[[[]]]}}})))>>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Monday, October 28, 2002 at 17:03:26 (EST)

I'm beginning to think the safest thing we can do is send all the Gulf-War Vets back to Iraq. We should send them out in a fleet of Chevy Caprices to hunt down Hussein and the Al Quida.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Monday, October 28, 2002 at 17:01:59 (EST)

The profs were both women too.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Monday, October 28, 2002 at 16:39:32 (EST)

they ain't saying so I assume it was a student. The nut job burst in on a class in progress and took out the teachers and kept firing.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Monday, October 28, 2002 at 16:38:54 (EST)

who was the fourth? two profs, the gunman and ???
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Monday, October 28, 2002 at 16:33:01 (EST)

Flores was the dudes name, he was flunking his nursing courses. "...didn't know how long Flores had been in the nursing program, but he had failed a pediatric class and was struggling in a critical care class. Flores worked at the Southern Arizona Veterans Administration Health Care System as a licensed practical nurse who was employed by a nursing agency, said Spencer Ralston, associate director for health care system. Ralston said Flores had begun clinical training at the Veterans Administration last Wednesday."
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Monday, October 28, 2002 at 16:32:46 (EST)

Male- I saw on a message board earlier from someone in Tuscon who said it was a 50 year old VA employee. That was hours before it hit the wire too, so I bet she got the age right, but I haven't seen it on a news item yet. Did I mention he was his own last victim?
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Monday, October 28, 2002 at 16:28:15 (EST)

They might have missed out on one of those peanut butter/chocolate reeses stylee combinations. Can't ya see the growth potential? Chili, mustard, and relish yogurt served up with a canoe shaped dog so you can really load up with gobs of the fermented condiments with every bite. I tell ya we could make MILLIONS!
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Monday, October 28, 2002 at 16:24:35 (EST)

was it a male or a female student?
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Monday, October 28, 2002 at 16:21:11 (EST)

The AZ wacko-of-the-week was another Gulf War Vet. I think I'll be skipping the ham and bean supper at the VA Social Club this weekend.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Monday, October 28, 2002 at 16:19:07 (EST)

no, snacktime was the fro yo side of the biz, and hot doggery was the dog side. separated by a counter, but connected. dig?
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Monday, October 28, 2002 at 16:18:49 (EST)

Frozen yogurt and hotdogs? did you serve the dogs with a cup of kraut yogurt for dipping? (talk about active culture!!)
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Monday, October 28, 2002 at 16:10:36 (EST)

my julius is blue
colorblind slurper
USA - Monday, October 28, 2002 at 16:05:54 (EST)

I have been requested by a mysterious man named Sodom Hoosame to search for his lost pink panther jewEL. he said he last saw it in a restaurant that was near a street and a steeple, or maybe one up from that street. you know, the next street, where my little yellow friend chong runs a karate school.
Chief Inspector Jacques Clouseau <priceless@steinway.com>
Paris, France - Monday, October 28, 2002 at 16:05:52 (EST)

I've been taking classes at the wrong school all this time... http://psychogenicfugue.com/
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Monday, October 28, 2002 at 15:58:07 (EST)

Did I see a bearded guy building an ark on the way into lurk today?
Noah's Neighbor
USA - Monday, October 28, 2002 at 15:55:40 (EST)

Yo, royal PIMP Master..check ye mail...
Fiddy
Hell, ri USA - Monday, October 28, 2002 at 15:46:25 (EST)

fro yo - FROZEN YOGURT
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Monday, October 28, 2002 at 15:45:55 (EST)

the good news is in only TEN the entire state of Florida is toast.
boris
ukrainus, - Monday, October 28, 2002 at 15:38:08 (EST)

fro yo? Que fro yo? (did jerzy just call me sir? I think a little BZ gas musta seeped into the lurk)
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Monday, October 28, 2002 at 15:27:56 (EST)

boris thought orange julius died an untimely death two decades ago until last week when boris' wife spotted one upstairs at the providence mall. i drank mine so fast i got THREE ice creams headaches. guess i'm a dress-wearing, nazi-collaborating, killed-by-slow-poisoning pussy. could be worse. i could be proctor.
boris
ukrainus, - Monday, October 28, 2002 at 15:26:45 (EST)

This just in about the gas the Russians used... "it may have been BZ, a colorless incapacitant with hallucinogenic properties." Could that BZ stand for Benny siZzler gas? Has the gov't secretly been sucking up the fumes emitting from the bulkhead? read on... "BZ acts on the peripheral autonomic and central nervous systems resulting in loss of motor coordination and memory, fainting, dry mouth, irregular heartbeats, nausea, vomiting, and hallucinations -- all symptoms experienced by the hostages. According to the U.S. army, the side effects last 60 hours." Does that read like the symptoms that audience showed at the Benny Fest or what?
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Monday, October 28, 2002 at 15:24:38 (EST)

i will have you know that i NEVER w**ked in a franchised fast food place sir. i slung hot dogs and fro yo at snacktime/hot doggery. we made soft pretzels and well, yes, fresh cut fries and onion rings too...i used to thaw the pretzel dough so i could sculpt my own line of action figures, then i'd cook 'em. oh, and we used whip ice across the food court at the pussies who worked at orange julius. ice fights rule!
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Monday, October 28, 2002 at 15:24:01 (EST)

wasn't it two snaps and a swirl?
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Monday, October 28, 2002 at 15:18:53 (EST)

SPALLCHECK- critics
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Monday, October 28, 2002 at 15:03:17 (EST)

Who were two gay film crics on Living Color? Antoine and something? boris just reminded me of them giving a movie "two snaps up, and a swish"
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Monday, October 28, 2002 at 15:02:02 (EST)

Thank you Boris. I will be wallet tits with snaps for Halloween. Thank you.
MJ®
USA - Monday, October 28, 2002 at 15:00:50 (EST)

Me and my chaperone are headed out to ole Quonset Point to take some pictures of the ole WWII buildings before they bulldoze them into oblivion. I'd like to stay here and chat, but I'm not going to. Don't miss me too hard, lurkers. I laugh, I love, I cry with you. What should I be for Halloween?
MJ®
USA - Monday, October 28, 2002 at 14:59:48 (EST)

WITH SNAPS YO
boris
ukrainus, - Monday, October 28, 2002 at 14:57:21 (EST)

to quote Don, One Up and two to go...
MJ®
USA - Monday, October 28, 2002 at 14:56:42 (EST)

Tow logs! HAHAHAHAHA
MJ®
USA - Monday, October 28, 2002 at 14:54:26 (EST)

MJ, you useless piece of shit. You are banned from tow logs for so many heinous errors
Spallchecker
Washington, DC USA - Monday, October 28, 2002 at 14:53:48 (EST)

Greetings lurker. I've just "poked" in from the meat world to read your witticisms. These are some thoughts I've formulated 1) Rochester does suck. 2) Boris does where a dress. 3) Boris IS showing budding breasts in that picture 4) Duct tape and grass clippings amuses me 5) Benny band members are inbreds 6) Jerzy girl is HOT! There. Discuss. Again.
MJ®
USA - Monday, October 28, 2002 at 14:52:19 (EST)

Oh I forgot to mention this morning that One-Up went out with a pitiful simpering whimper. The powers that ain't curled up in their respective corners mumbling to themselves and the doors never opened. So add the closing of One-Up to your list of non-events. And you can start the countdown now for the trendy flash-in-the-pan replacement's demise.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Monday, October 28, 2002 at 14:49:43 (EST)

jerzy HAD to be a fry grrrl
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Monday, October 28, 2002 at 14:43:51 (EST)

Yo Legal Briefs, the beauty of being Prime Minister is in case of revolution, indictment, stained dress, or stained jacket I can "reinvent" myself and carry on business as usual. Coups, insurrections, elections, none of that stuff bothers me. I just keep my benny-bullet-proof-boxers on in case of a stray bullet and the rest is easy.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Monday, October 28, 2002 at 14:38:28 (EST)

PUKE.
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Monday, October 28, 2002 at 14:37:10 (EST)

but it wasn't my fault. they made us learn the 'have it your way' song and i never got past 'hold the pickle'
boris
ukrainus, - Monday, October 28, 2002 at 14:35:02 (EST)

flunked. got caught rubbing one out in the mayo bin.
boris
ukrainus, - Monday, October 28, 2002 at 14:33:46 (EST)

are you a graduate of the BKU, boris? have you worked at the BK Lounge?
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Monday, October 28, 2002 at 14:31:38 (EST)

i make kato kaelin look like fucking ghandi.
boris
ukrainus, - Monday, October 28, 2002 at 14:30:10 (EST)

boris redefines 'loser'. if i won powerball ten times in a row i'd still be more of a loser than jeb bush's crackhead offspring. thank god for benny sizzler otherwise my life slaving over this hot BK flame broiler would be completely miserable, instead of miserable.
boris
ukrainus, - Monday, October 28, 2002 at 14:28:49 (EST)

Hey, PMP I thought your job was to keep the rabble down. Crack the whip. Or do we have some sort of insurgence here? A coup of some sort?
Benny's Legal Briefers
Browntown, USA - Monday, October 28, 2002 at 14:24:19 (EST)

What's the dif between loser band members and loser non-band members anyway.
Donny
John's Town, USA - Monday, October 28, 2002 at 14:20:59 (EST)

Yeah! What she said! Us loser non-bandmembers come here to fornicate on the alter of Benny Sizzler and what do we get for our troubles?
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Monday, October 28, 2002 at 13:50:54 (EST)

i thought this website was about a BAND. where the fuck are the BANDMEMBERS?! all i've seen lately are us loser NON-BANDMEMBERS. WTF?!!?
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Monday, October 28, 2002 at 13:34:07 (EST)

Layla, Freebird, Respect, Giant Steps, My Favorite Things, and Tied To The Whipping Post to name just a few. Tom Dowd, producer extraordinaire has passed on to the big mixing board in the sky.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Monday, October 28, 2002 at 13:29:48 (EST)

my bowels have evacuated
M. T. Kolon
USA - Monday, October 28, 2002 at 12:58:19 (EST)

Kylie has got her panties in a bind... SYDNEY (Reuters) - Princess of pop Kylie Minogue has lashed out at two Australian state MPs for auctioning framed pairs of her knickers and photographs supposedly sporting her autograph at a party fundraiser
Nuff Said
USA - Monday, October 28, 2002 at 12:52:06 (EST)

heh, heh, good one proc, heh heh. "canadian education". beauty eh? best one i've heard since "congressional ethics"..
boris
ukrainus, - Monday, October 28, 2002 at 12:47:34 (EST)

hey boris, your fav sport just made into the literary inner circle... http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&cid=573&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20021028/od_nm/canada_hockey_literature_dc
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Monday, October 28, 2002 at 12:41:05 (EST)

The Russians sorta fessed up about the gas. They say it's an opiate derivative with the ability to paralyze your heart and lungs among its charming traits. Gee, I wonder why it killed all those people?
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Monday, October 28, 2002 at 12:35:24 (EST)

Morgan Fairchild. Or maybe Morgan Freeman.
boris
ukrainus, - Monday, October 28, 2002 at 12:27:31 (EST)

News Flash- Two University of Arizona profesors have been shot. I guess their mid-terms were a bitch. Y'know more semi-copycat nonsense is yet to come. Better keep the bunker stocked up.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Monday, October 28, 2002 at 12:20:14 (EST)

I'm gonna wrap myself in duct tape sticky-side-out and roll around in grass clippings and go as a Chia pet.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Monday, October 28, 2002 at 12:14:00 (EST)

what is everyone thinking of going as this year, anyway?
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Monday, October 28, 2002 at 11:53:25 (EST)

QUACK QUACK!!
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Monday, October 28, 2002 at 11:52:59 (EST)

ah, such a clever ducky. and a quack but the rumford part makes that implied. and here i am forced to do another proctor halloween costume. stand by...
boris
ukrainus, - Monday, October 28, 2002 at 11:47:26 (EST)

I guess the family history DOES explain your fascination with camel toes.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Monday, October 28, 2002 at 11:46:57 (EST)

hee hee! you funny, boris!
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Monday, October 28, 2002 at 11:45:22 (EST)

Sorry boris you're wrong on that one, it wasn't quick research. I e-mailed that one to MJ a couple of hours ago. I had been baiting you into a comment so I would have an excuse to post that pic. HEE HEE!!
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Monday, October 28, 2002 at 11:44:50 (EST)

if you READ the site, prime minister fuck-knuckle, you'd see that it's pretty much about boy's clothing. which i suppose explains how you 'researched' so quickly...it's already saved in your Favorites folder -- my guess is, in your NAMBLA directory, da.
boris
ukrainus, - Monday, October 28, 2002 at 11:30:42 (EST)

I was ALWAYS the butch one.
Cyril
USA - Monday, October 28, 2002 at 11:27:23 (EST)

Looks like dad wore more jewelry than mom too. Maybe that's where the dress thing started. And my eyes may be deceiving me, but is boris starting to "blossom" in that pic?
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Monday, October 28, 2002 at 11:25:53 (EST)

BTW- the spallcheck on broyther is a sic
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Monday, October 28, 2002 at 11:20:31 (EST)

Borris III (1918-43)- Boris III's father was Ferdinand I of Saxe-Coburg-Goth, King of Bulgaria. Boris wore dresses as a little boy. As an older boy, kneepants sailor suits seem to have been a popular outfit for both him and his broyther. Prince Boris and Cyril were commonly dressed in identical or similar outfits. Check out boris in this pic with mom and dad, he's the little girl in the pic (I shit you not)http://histclo.hispeed.com/image/royal/bul/bul-bor01s.jpg
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Monday, October 28, 2002 at 11:17:57 (EST)

i'm tired. no energy to put toward wittiness.
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Monday, October 28, 2002 at 11:14:44 (EST)

Those Ukrainian musta been military geniuses too. They had their asses kicked by everybody including the Polish (many times). And here I'd always thought that Poland was the only country that could roll over quicker than the French.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Monday, October 28, 2002 at 11:12:37 (EST)

boris has no beefs with rochester, just fuckin with ya. boris also is much younger than Proctor's shoddy research attempt had him pegged. the real boris say to hitler 'you bad' so alfie poisons boris slowly. ugly, slow death. bad fuhrer da.
boris
ukrainus, - Monday, October 28, 2002 at 11:12:04 (EST)

Those wacky Ukrainians were always right at the cutting edge of civilization. Did you know they've actually had an alphabet for a couple of hundred years now? They had a real w**king railroad in 1861!! I don't know how they stood the pace of the progress. AND in 1996 they even got the internet!!
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Monday, October 28, 2002 at 11:07:25 (EST)

D.A.D. Disneyland After Dark. Not sure which country they're from but member names are Stig and Laust. I think that says enough. Thanks for the link up Jerz. Damage Overdose is probably more worthwhile.
Don
Rotchester, USA - Monday, October 28, 2002 at 10:40:27 (EST)

I discovered through the link boris posted that he is in fact Bulgarian NOT Ukrainian. Boris I(852-90)was the first Czar of the Bulgars. I guess he wasn't cut out to be Czar of the Wheats or Farinas. It doesn't sound like it was the bravest bloodline either, I found this interesting tidbit about Boris' conversion... Czar Boris I converted to Christianity in 865. It is said that a Byzantine monk painted a picture of hell on the palace walls to frighten Boris into accepting Orthodox Christianity.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Monday, October 28, 2002 at 10:34:14 (EST)

Are these the boys in question?... Damage OverDose (D.O.D.), an all Native American Brutal Metal band made up of Chuck Hudson (vocals and guitar), Ron Palmer (bass guitar), and DW Hudson (Drums)
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Monday, October 28, 2002 at 10:26:55 (EST)

try www.allmusic.com
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Monday, October 28, 2002 at 10:24:17 (EST)

Speaking of D.O.D. does anyone remember a late 80's heavy metal act by that name. Possibly from Sweden? Played the (bubble) living room at least once. D.O.D. satnds for...Something... Over Disneyland? Maybe
Don
Yonston, USA - Monday, October 28, 2002 at 10:12:50 (EST)

I was up at the crack of dawn (or whatever her name was) as usual. I just had some meat interference on my lurk time. I've been doing some fascinating research though, which I'll share in a bit.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Monday, October 28, 2002 at 10:07:37 (EST)

...Spallcheck. that's "DID"
MJ®
USA - Monday, October 28, 2002 at 10:03:32 (EST)

Hey...who...huh..? How the fuck dod that picture of me make it to this website? That's an invasion of my privacy! My lawyers will see the BSTC in court. That's for sure. I believe the "workout bloomers" to be digitally altered!
MJ® <mailto:yellow%20@brown.com>
USA - Monday, October 28, 2002 at 10:02:41 (EST)

I guess the PMP slept a little late today.
Ticky
USA - Monday, October 28, 2002 at 09:53:57 (EST)

I see someone has stained her skivvies to a benny yellow while sweating to the moldies with Tommy Newsome. I guess there's just something about Mr Excitement that leaves the ladies peeing in the aisles.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Monday, October 28, 2002 at 09:14:34 (EST)

i bet them cameras take GREAT pix of the 11 months per year when it either pisses sleet or snow!

Ukrainian history and of course Ukrainian rock bands in Rochester. werd to the lurkites...
boris
ukrainus, - Monday, October 28, 2002 at 09:11:43 (EST)

Can someone explain this to me?
Brian Redmonton
Boxford, MA USA - Monday, October 28, 2002 at 08:43:15 (EST)

Wha...?
?
USA - Monday, October 28, 2002 at 08:41:48 (EST)

Kick me in the assdrip, please. Good morning lurk.
Ole Lady Shroeder
USA - Monday, October 28, 2002 at 08:40:25 (EST)

Rochester is home to the Kodak camera you assdrip. What the fuck good is "Ukrainus" for?
Eric K
ROCHESTER , NY USA - Sunday, October 27, 2002 at 22:10:31 (EST)

benny completely kicks ass but rochester DEFINITELY sucks da.
boris
ukrainus, - Sunday, October 27, 2002 at 18:47:40 (EST)

Can anybody tell me if this band, Benny Sizzler, sucks? Thanks.
Eric Kamden
Rochester, NY USA - Sunday, October 27, 2002 at 16:56:15 (EST)

Night jobby-job!
Fugly
USA - Sunday, October 27, 2002 at 10:35:35 (EST)

Night job?
Drugsy
USA - Sunday, October 27, 2002 at 09:14:21 (EST)

Rikky Raunchy should get below me and blow me
Benny Sizzler
USA - Sunday, October 27, 2002 at 00:49:27 (EDT)

Benny Sizzler should quit their night jobs!
Rikky Raunchy <Rikky@Raunchy.org>
Saugus, MA USA - Saturday, October 26, 2002 at 21:45:27 (EDT)

I'm disgusted that my son would hang out with a bunch of scofflaws such as this unit. I will be imposing his curfew starting the end of Daylight Savings Time. When the streetlights go on, Terry has to come home.
Terry Dread's mom <mom@pissed.com>
USA - Saturday, October 26, 2002 at 10:01:45 (EDT)

dreary ted is dead?
jeff suppan
USA - Saturday, October 26, 2002 at 09:32:47 (EDT)

Ahh...the ole baitin' the lurkers with the hoser hints. Don from Johnston might not take too kindly to the Helen Reddy comparison...
MJ®
USA - Friday, October 25, 2002 at 23:34:46 (EDT)

i knew vinny was cheatin' at hi-lo-jack. should've kept my mouth shut then it wouldn't have ended up wired shut. i still think it was called in by don, who was pissed off because i asked for a version of "Date Rape" that was "a little more Carpenters...a little more Helen Reddy." i mean, reddy's even a hoser, so how could don get so pissed off?
boris
ukrainus, - Friday, October 25, 2002 at 21:41:21 (EDT)

boris got mothafuckin nose he ain't even USED yet. shit arrives five minutes before i do.
boris
ukrainus, - Friday, October 25, 2002 at 21:38:24 (EDT)

Ladies and lurkers, Terry Dread has LEFT THE BUILDING
MJ®
USA - Friday, October 25, 2002 at 21:20:43 (EDT)

Boris, the "flattened Capt' Crunch boxes" comment deserves special mention. That is GOLD!
MJ®
USA - Friday, October 25, 2002 at 20:44:17 (EDT)

I'm hoping and praying that someday some show I'm at will feature the gitarest smashing his intstrument and I get a broke probiscus. If there is a God, will he give me a nosejob?
MJ®
USA - Friday, October 25, 2002 at 20:38:38 (EDT)

Hey BSTC, maybe the Sizz could do a tribute page to the Rocket.
BSTC
USA - Friday, October 25, 2002 at 20:00:41 (EDT)

Did anybody's head NOT get busted outside Rocket?
Don
Johnston, USA - Friday, October 25, 2002 at 19:58:44 (EDT)

I think I've got the start of a book idea here if I don't mind alienating everyone I know. Aw hell, I've probably already alienated them. Anyway, have a large weekend , I'm out<<<<{{{((()))}}}>>>>>~~~~~~~~~~~
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Friday, October 25, 2002 at 17:05:03 (EDT)

It's gotta be WAY past the statute of limitations on that case. jerzy, an alleged guitarist broke a guitar on a pole that was at the front of the stage and hunk-o-guitar clipped a groupie in the face. She got plastic surgery (a great improvement on her previous state) and sued for ending up looking better. The video of the evenings.. ahem, events were captured INCLUDING the guitar bit. She won the case, but James fled the country to Guatemala (damn this story does get involved)... oh it's too much to even summarize here. Suffice to say a good time was had by all (despite testimony to the contrary)
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Friday, October 25, 2002 at 16:49:54 (EDT)

it is now a dance club where proctor frequently break dances on flattened cap'n crunch boxes. speaking of break, i got my head broke outside there once. in many places. it hurt. i think don from johnston paid vinny the guinea to do it, but i can't prove it. have a nice weekend all y'all...
boris
ukrainus, - Friday, October 25, 2002 at 16:41:36 (EDT)

spinal Tap was a poor imitation of the real thing. Hyphen was the ultimate rock'n'roll experience. Come to think of it, we lurked on this subject before. A certain real man spent the night as cigarette girl and I (a non-smoker) dropped half my paycheck on cheap stogies. Hey, I just remembered, there was a video made that night. I wonder who ended up with it. For a long time the video was hidden away because of the law suit. Oh god, I guess it is kind of a long story.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Friday, October 25, 2002 at 16:41:30 (EDT)

jerz, james was a legendary clubowner and all-around, umm, character. he opened a place called Rocket in downtown, which later (d)evolved into club babyhead. lotta good shows over the years. many. proc spun there often. joe played there often, but spent a WHOLE lot of time just being a groupie for kimo sabe. heh. i still kill me.
boris
ukrainus, - Friday, October 25, 2002 at 16:36:03 (EDT)

do i even WANNA know?!
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Friday, October 25, 2002 at 16:23:47 (EDT)

Do you still have the salami James had down his pants? I might as well go for the full affect... if I wear the tights does it mean I've been Hyphenated?
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Friday, October 25, 2002 at 16:09:11 (EDT)

Okay two posts. Proc. I still got the tights James wore for the Hyphen show. They're only slightly protein stained...
MJ®
USA - Friday, October 25, 2002 at 16:00:40 (EDT)

A real man is back. But for one post only. That fucking inverted camel's toe had to be the funniest thing I've read and (then seen all week). HAHAHAHA! And yeah, how about licenses to have kids? What do you all say?
MJ®
USA - Friday, October 25, 2002 at 15:59:51 (EDT)

Smarter than the average bear, da.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Friday, October 25, 2002 at 15:57:14 (EDT)

...and it still takes five solid minutes of concentration to tie my shoes. da. der.
boris
ukrainus, - Friday, October 25, 2002 at 15:48:34 (EDT)

118 but i rushed the last ten because it was time to see my boy RIPTA who waits for no man.
boris
- Friday, October 25, 2002 at 15:30:45 (EDT)

No, how'd ya do?
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Friday, October 25, 2002 at 15:27:51 (EDT)

did anyone take the extended version of proctor's little IQ test last week?
boris
inside some moscow theatre, - Friday, October 25, 2002 at 15:08:06 (EDT)

And for those who just can't get enuf... http://www.skitfaced.com/flashandscream/
Matinee Picture Show
USA - Friday, October 25, 2002 at 14:42:49 (EDT)

Here's an anger management course that I can give my HIGHEST recommendation. jerzy, you especially will appreciate the subtle nuances of this practical and life changing course... http://www.skitfaced.com/newangersuccess/
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Friday, October 25, 2002 at 14:29:29 (EDT)

Looks Like Paul Wellstone just joined the Fell-To-Fast-From-A-Mile-High-Club. From the reports it looks like his family was with him.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Friday, October 25, 2002 at 14:09:08 (EDT)

boris sports a DH
only his hairdresser knows for sure
USA - Friday, October 25, 2002 at 14:06:38 (EDT)

Is there someone named boris around here?
the guy who serves the papers
USA - Friday, October 25, 2002 at 14:03:39 (EDT)

The Inverse Camel-Toe® is my patented Ice-Capades® skating manuever. You'll be hearing from my lawyers!!
Dorothy Hammil
USA - Friday, October 25, 2002 at 13:59:14 (EDT)

Manly yes, but I like it too.
Irish Twig
USA - Friday, October 25, 2002 at 13:56:22 (EDT)

I think the camel-toe was more manly
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Friday, October 25, 2002 at 13:54:01 (EDT)

yes prime minister sir. that is why your latest Halloween costume allows you to poop from on high. they call it the 'inverse camel-toe'...
boris
ukrainus, - Friday, October 25, 2002 at 13:47:56 (EDT)

Do you know how hard it is to find a phone booth these days?
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Friday, October 25, 2002 at 13:43:49 (EDT)

YES, I'm BennyMan defender of the lurk and shitstarter to all who defy the basement explosion! Where ever tasteless music rears its ugly head BennyMan will be there in his pee yellow cape and tights with the poopy brown smear down the back. And emblazoned on his scrawny chest the two letters that send the girly men running- BM.
BennyMan
Metroplop, USA - Friday, October 25, 2002 at 13:38:04 (EDT)

we have another winner in the 'proctor's halloween costume' contest. since he declared himself prime minister, it should be something suited for a leader. something special. something superhuman even....
boris
ukrainus, - Friday, October 25, 2002 at 13:06:17 (EDT)

...we shall fight on the leeches, we shall fight on the coffee grounds, we shall fight in the brown fields and in the pee streams, we shall fight in the benny hills; WE SHALL NEVER SURRENDER!
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Friday, October 25, 2002 at 12:51:31 (EDT)

Clink is a Cretin, he put KETCHUP on my croupe d'ete!
Cprl LeBeau
USA - Friday, October 25, 2002 at 12:32:38 (EDT)

We have to get word to London somehow about the exact location of the ball bearing factory
Col. Hogan
USA - Friday, October 25, 2002 at 12:28:09 (EDT)

My balls have bearing, but they need frequent lubrication
Chuck Fuller-Knuts
USA - Friday, October 25, 2002 at 12:12:57 (EDT)

I have license for ball bearings is that transferable?
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Friday, October 25, 2002 at 11:37:17 (EDT)

oh yes, i thought you were considering doing a seminar, "why certain people should not be allowed to procreate, or let's require people to apply for child bearing licenses." meat world letter...ah yes, that would be nice, but i understands ya gots commitments, see? i patient grrrl.
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Friday, October 25, 2002 at 11:10:22 (EDT)

blip!
on the radar screen
USA - Friday, October 25, 2002 at 11:00:01 (EDT)

1st base coach!
wise-ass lurker
USA - Friday, October 25, 2002 at 10:23:59 (EDT)

okay, who mauled that last post of mine? That ain't even a Spallcheck deal...so sorry...
MJ®
USA - Friday, October 25, 2002 at 10:21:16 (EDT)

Hi Jerzy. Yeah, I been off the radar screen. I was SO busy with the father/son sniper duo. I had just come off the father/son 3rd base coach mauling episode too. I see my workshop "Children and their brilliant parents" who lead by example" anyway. Hey-I'm back I owe you a letter in the meat world, eh?
MJ®
USA - Friday, October 25, 2002 at 10:20:17 (EDT)

MJ®!!!! how are you? where have you been? are you okay? thanks for catching that sniper dude!
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Friday, October 25, 2002 at 09:54:14 (EDT)

Celia Westin shops at TJ Maxx?!! HAHAHHAHAHA! oh...well... yeah so okay I was there myself yesterday but I'm not CELIA WESTON damit
MJ®
USA - Friday, October 25, 2002 at 09:46:45 (EDT)

it's not payday for me, dammit. last night at tj maxx, i bumped into a friend and then we had a celeb sighting. celia westin - one of those actresses who you see in things but have no idea what their name is...well, i now know her name...
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Friday, October 25, 2002 at 09:29:06 (EDT)

Word to the word it's Friday, triple witching Friday at that. It's Friday, It's the every other week that's payday, AND it's the once a month we get an incentive pay. Now all I need is for five o'clock to roll around.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Friday, October 25, 2002 at 08:33:20 (EDT)

werd to jerz. TGIF.
boris
ukrainus, - Friday, October 25, 2002 at 07:53:47 (EDT)

it's friday! it's friday!
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Friday, October 25, 2002 at 07:08:22 (EDT)

About that time I suspect, I guess jerzy was in full Engineer~Builder mode today. Alas a vassal's w**k is never done. I'm off to be "lobbied" by the local Longshoreman's Union at Tortilla Flats. I'm out[[[{{{((()))}}}]>>>~~~~~
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, October 24, 2002 at 17:02:49 (EDT)

YES, I'm BennyMan and I will leave a runny smear on the courthouse steps so my heart throb Lizzie Grubman can escape unscathed while reporters who might sully her character are slipping about on my BM Slips-A-Lot® runny shits.
BennyMan
Metroplop, RI USA - Thursday, October 24, 2002 at 16:59:32 (EDT)

Little Lizzie Grubman can give me thirty whacks anytime
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, October 24, 2002 at 16:45:42 (EDT)

Sure we started something with this here lil brown and yellow "message" bored, but I STILL feel like a teenager in his first day of heat.
MJ®
USA - Thursday, October 24, 2002 at 16:39:01 (EDT)

I fear we're becoming message board dinosaurs
Dino Q Rex
USA - Thursday, October 24, 2002 at 16:08:41 (EDT)

Nobody bit on my trivia question today. The former drinking/former Sapphic love song became what we know today as (drumroll) our national anthem. So the next time you're at a ballgame and they strike up the tune, remember with a tear in your eye that it was once a song about a girl looking up another girl's toga.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, October 24, 2002 at 15:15:53 (EDT)

I'm so lonely.
Dick Hertz
Holden, MA USA - Thursday, October 24, 2002 at 14:54:30 (EDT)

It was me!
Lichen Balsac
USA - Thursday, October 24, 2002 at 14:49:30 (EDT)

MMMMM! I love your Schwetty Balls
SNL Flashback
USA - Thursday, October 24, 2002 at 14:27:28 (EDT)

My hands are balls free!
MJ®
USA - Thursday, October 24, 2002 at 14:25:04 (EDT)

...Mmmm balls.
Lorne Green
USA - Thursday, October 24, 2002 at 14:14:56 (EDT)

It wasn't me!!!
Holden Balsac- left wing
USA - Thursday, October 24, 2002 at 14:10:04 (EDT)

best spallcheck ever: some guy in my hockey league was making fun of another team's name and said it reminded him of Battlestar Galactica, except he gaffed bad and spelled it "Balltaster". subliminal or what.
boris
ukrainus, - Thursday, October 24, 2002 at 14:06:48 (EDT)

The snipers had a hole cut in the trunk of that Caprice so they could just stick the barrel out of the hole pop off a round and then the kid could just drive away. So simple it's fucking scary.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, October 24, 2002 at 14:02:45 (EDT)

Spallcheck- whicjh? sounds kinda Lithuanian... WHICH
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, October 24, 2002 at 13:19:01 (EDT)

I know about Saphhic love poems and all that. I just thought it might be a name a women's prison or something. Trivia for the day-- What song do we all know that was based on an English drinking song whicjh in turn was based on an old Saphhic love song (oh those dirty English schoolboys)... BTW- I'm the one who posted the Lithuanian Lesbo Link
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, October 24, 2002 at 13:17:10 (EDT)

i misspelled...my bad. SAPPHO was a greek poet who oft wrote lyric poems on themes of love and personal relationships with other women...check out a modern day website: http://www.sappho.com/ i especially appreciate the disclaimer at the top of the front page. heh. guess SOMEBODY didn't study pre-13th century literature, like some OTHER people did...
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Thursday, October 24, 2002 at 12:37:57 (EDT)

We'd be glad to TAKE ON Lizzie.
Sapho
USA - Thursday, October 24, 2002 at 12:36:17 (EDT)

Word to the Willy... That Grubman chick is a bitch on wheels. WTF is Sapho?
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, October 24, 2002 at 12:21:13 (EDT)

WHITE TRASH!!! Lizzie is heading for Sapho!http://www.cnn.com/2002/US/10/23/bc.crowd.carcrash.ap/index.html
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Thursday, October 24, 2002 at 12:02:56 (EDT)

powwow this w/e Benny
Willy
USA - Thursday, October 24, 2002 at 11:39:09 (EDT)

I am a hole and I am GLORIOUS!!
Proc's Glory Hole
USA - Thursday, October 24, 2002 at 11:26:28 (EDT)

they killed one of the hostages in moscow.
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Thursday, October 24, 2002 at 11:22:01 (EDT)

I'm like Rasputin's toxic twin. I sprinkle arsenic on my kibble to keep my resistance up. After all being Prime Minister DOES entail a few hazards. Got any more of those muffins jerzy?... Roger! Did you bring any bundles of small unmarked bills?
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, October 24, 2002 at 11:19:30 (EDT)

I like you people!
Roger
USA - Thursday, October 24, 2002 at 10:58:50 (EDT)

Carefull Jerzy. Ball-istics can trace the corn used in the muffins with the effluent that streams out Procs glory hole.
Don
Johnston, USA - Thursday, October 24, 2002 at 10:10:40 (EDT)

The Boston Expos ??? !!! ???
boris
ukrainus, - Thursday, October 24, 2002 at 10:00:21 (EDT)

SPECIAL muffins, for ME, ME, ME? How nice of you jerzy.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, October 24, 2002 at 09:46:02 (EDT)

sure, sure...there's a whole SPECIAL batch of corn muffins just for YOU YOU YOU, proctor.....
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Thursday, October 24, 2002 at 09:38:08 (EDT)

Hopefully the lurk can get back to discussing bodily excretions now without having to resort to hiding in the bunker every time a car (or boris)backfires... Morning to all lurkdom and hand me one of those corn muffins would ya.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, October 24, 2002 at 08:39:52 (EDT)

Looks like they got the bastards this time. Much as I predicted, it's an ex-military with a younger guy under his thumb. Watch for a Gulf-War-Syndrome defense when it goes to trial. I had speculated that they might have switched off at the trigger position (some were head shots, some belly shots). It's sick, but I can picture the 17 year old asking if he could take a turn.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Thursday, October 24, 2002 at 08:32:17 (EDT)

could it be??? have they got the "sniper"? my hot lunch was cold.....Judo Chop!
chong
USA - Thursday, October 24, 2002 at 04:41:52 (EDT)

Ill repute never looked so good!
Madame Hussein
Hagdad, Iraq - Wednesday, October 23, 2002 at 19:15:03 (EDT)

I'm out[[[[[(((({{{{}}}}))))]]>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, October 23, 2002 at 17:11:59 (EDT)

If you want to take a quick quiz try- colorquiz.com That one has me pegged as some sort of psychopathic suicidal nut case. Psycho/Prime Minister, not all that much difference really.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, October 23, 2002 at 16:58:51 (EDT)

Listen to your Prime Minister next time. Try the short one, it ain't so bad. If I wasn't dodging supervisors while I was taking it I probably would have got all 12 right.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, October 23, 2002 at 16:53:07 (EDT)

the long version of that test is HARD. damn you for making me think.
boris
ukrainus, - Wednesday, October 23, 2002 at 16:43:58 (EDT)

Gramcheck: isn't IT good to know
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, October 23, 2002 at 16:41:38 (EDT)

Well it's the Chechens turn at bloody fame this time. They've opened their new production The Moscow Muslim Follies to a captive audience. One witness... er, audience member said the show was "slaying them in the aisles". Isn't good to know that the theatrical tradition is soldiering on.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, October 23, 2002 at 16:35:02 (EDT)

Oh these troublesome little serfs. Fiddy, check ye royal mailroom before hurling such disparaging remarks about me.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, October 23, 2002 at 16:25:47 (EDT)

I too witnessed that white stuff falling from the sky this morning...to early for that crap!
Fiddy
Hell, RI USA - Wednesday, October 23, 2002 at 16:07:45 (EDT)

...I guess the Prime Minister doesn't read his email? To GOOD fer that, huh..HUH??
Fiddy
Hell, ri USA - Wednesday, October 23, 2002 at 16:04:15 (EDT)

Correction, they let the kids and the muslims go. (sorry ladies)
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, October 23, 2002 at 15:23:00 (EDT)

Shit just hit the fan BIG time. In Russia 30 or so gunmen just took over a theater and are holding about 700 people hostage. They let go of the women, the children, and get this... THE MUSLIMS. I guess the Ruskies will be signing on with us REAL soon.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, October 23, 2002 at 15:14:28 (EDT)

Just took this IQ test (the short 12 question version) and got 10 out of 12. Try your luck Ms. Engineer~Builder and see if you do better. When your done you'll see the Prime Minister's score when you submit your test. http://www.rozies.com/Zzzz/Tests/cyiq-test.html
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, October 23, 2002 at 15:05:35 (EDT)

bitch, you wish.
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, October 23, 2002 at 14:46:39 (EDT)

Considering that my approximate shoe size in the picture is 195, I take that as quite a compliment from you jerzy.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, October 23, 2002 at 14:25:11 (EDT)

yeah, yours is the same number as your IQ.
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, October 23, 2002 at 14:12:37 (EDT)

are you Roger from Wilco?
boris
ukrainus, - Wednesday, October 23, 2002 at 14:08:32 (EDT)

Check out my new kicks. Ya know what they say about shoe size.. http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20021023/mdf132723.jpg
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, October 23, 2002 at 14:08:30 (EDT)

Some guy named Benny something or other set the joint up, but we've kinda rewired things a bit...see?
jerzy boyyy¥
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, October 23, 2002 at 14:04:59 (EDT)

I'm eager to please and I don't have many friends. Who is the so-called ringmaster of this guestbook? Is it the Prime Minister guy?
Roger
USA - Wednesday, October 23, 2002 at 13:57:00 (EDT)

Ignore the grrrl. She gets so jealous of us successful types. Roger, I sense that success follows you around and you've been unaware of it. Stick with the Prime Minister kid and you'll go far in this lurk.
jerzy boyyy¥
USA - Wednesday, October 23, 2002 at 13:49:05 (EDT)

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USA - Wednesday, October 23, 2002 at 13:39:03 (EDT)

don't respond roger. just keep your eyes down, keep moving, don't look at him. you didn't hear or read anything. trust me, it's better this way.
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, October 23, 2002 at 13:35:42 (EDT)

SURE we'll be your friend Roger. Always happy to welcome a new lurker. Two questions- Do you have any money and are you easily deceived?
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, October 23, 2002 at 13:31:36 (EDT)

Hi. I heard this was a chat room of some sort. Won't any of you be my friend?
Roger
Not from here, USA - Wednesday, October 23, 2002 at 13:19:19 (EDT)

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A2317-2002Oct22.html worth logging in for...
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, October 23, 2002 at 13:07:50 (EDT)

The Mud People of Zoamboanga are lurking nearby... http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20021023/capt.1035369497.philippines_tradition_zam104.jpg
Muckoff The Magnificent
USA - Wednesday, October 23, 2002 at 12:57:55 (EDT)

I got yer suckers right here
Octowuss
USA - Wednesday, October 23, 2002 at 12:51:01 (EDT)

tenticles are for suckers
Squids R Us
USA - Wednesday, October 23, 2002 at 12:48:02 (EDT)

Not snowing, just raining REAL MEN.
boris
ukrainus, - Wednesday, October 23, 2002 at 11:46:51 (EDT)

is it still snowing? it was snowing up in boston too.
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, October 23, 2002 at 11:44:35 (EDT)

Did they have Medaieval tamponsfor Real Men?
Don
Johnston, USA - Wednesday, October 23, 2002 at 11:39:11 (EDT)

You start eating many asparagus and spinach. Your pee will blend in with pants and will only smell like death.
Chong
Starblazers, Gai-King Grandizer - Wednesday, October 23, 2002 at 11:33:26 (EDT)

I didn't even take that stupid Medaieval test and I know it would say I was a REAL MAN back in the day!
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, October 23, 2002 at 11:30:14 (EDT)

hey don think i just pissed myself (tambo for camera ready). what's good for pee stains on lime green sans-a-belts?
boris
ukrainus, - Wednesday, October 23, 2002 at 11:10:18 (EDT)

"...TENTICLES. N. T. TENTICLES."
Lane Meyer
USA - Wednesday, October 23, 2002 at 11:02:51 (EDT)

"Go that way, fast. If something gets in your way, Turn."
booger lee
USA - Wednesday, October 23, 2002 at 11:00:27 (EDT)

"...this ENTIRE mountain is covered with SNOW! Do you know what the street value would be?!!?"
Charles De Mar
USA - Wednesday, October 23, 2002 at 10:56:37 (EDT)

I stopped readin' Cerebus around issue 120. I know that it's on about issue 250 or so and that it ends with his death in issue 300 sometime in 2004. JUDO CHOP!
chong
USA - Wednesday, October 23, 2002 at 10:52:14 (EDT)

Did someone say "snow"
Drugsy
SnowCones 'R Us, USA - Wednesday, October 23, 2002 at 10:25:41 (EDT)

no snow in EP (sigh)
weatherman to the prime minister
USA - Wednesday, October 23, 2002 at 10:20:51 (EDT)

Yes them Gooners sure sucked colorectaly this week. Their heads were getting too big anyhoo. And Spurs are on their heels (finally). Butt the B's will be back down where they belong in no time. I heard Thornton is playing tamboreen for Camera Ready.
Don
Johnston, RI USA - Wednesday, October 23, 2002 at 10:19:46 (EDT)

sorry jerz no offense meant. snow on brain da.
boris
ukrainus, USA - Wednesday, October 23, 2002 at 09:59:58 (EDT)

BTW chong, Cerebus rules. I haven't read one of his mags in ten years or so. Are they still making new issues?... jerzy maybe you should try again on the job quiz. With the way you're PMSing about it you probably can get bumped up to Black Knight.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, October 23, 2002 at 09:53:53 (EDT)

you're the prime bitch, proctor.
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, October 23, 2002 at 09:46:05 (EDT)

Oh jerzy, I thought you'd be amused to see what the full list of mediaeval job opportunities looked like. Benevolent Ruler, The Black Knight, Discoverer, Doctor, Dreamer~Minstrel, Merchant, Prime Minister, Scientist, Shepherd, White Knight, Bishop, and of course the ever so faithful and useful Engineer~Builder... hey, at least you weren't the Shepherd, that seems to be the real low-man-on-the-pole job.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, October 23, 2002 at 09:44:31 (EDT)

The Grateful Dead is a band.
Another Dumb Monkey
USA - Wednesday, October 23, 2002 at 09:42:22 (EDT)

Chong is a merchant??? Hell no! I would be a fucking ninja merchant maybe. Selling judo chops to the head to unlucky prime ministers. Me and cerebus the aardvark would lay waste to your city-state in less than a week. JUDO CHOP!
Chong
USA - Wednesday, October 23, 2002 at 09:40:23 (EDT)

Jerry Garcia was in the Grateful Dead.
Dumb Monkey
USA - Wednesday, October 23, 2002 at 09:39:38 (EDT)

That ice cream was named after Jerry Garcia.
Another Dumb Monkey
USA - Wednesday, October 23, 2002 at 09:39:03 (EDT)

I love Cherry Garcia.
Dumb Monkey
USA - Wednesday, October 23, 2002 at 09:37:41 (EDT)

I think he's playing them on the cash thing. It's supposedly a domestic account that he wants the money put into, so you know he'd never get at it without them getting the bastard. He just likes telling them to jump. He's got a MEGA-puppetmaster fetish. I doubt he wants TV time, He's enjoying playing the masked marauder too much. I bet some of his demands are just meant to humiliate the authorities. He'll ask the impossible and the absurd just to make them squirm, from asking for 10 mil to asking for a pint of Cherry Garcia be left on the steps of the police station.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, October 23, 2002 at 09:35:55 (EDT)

SOMEBODY woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.
NOT jerzy grrrl® - no, REALLY
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, October 23, 2002 at 09:33:14 (EDT)

what the fuck, boris? why are you addressing that question only to proctor? what? the rest of us are dumb monkeys? why don't you two go suck each other's dicks in private, you disgust me, you ingrate.
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, October 23, 2002 at 09:32:14 (EDT)

it is fucking snowing out.
boris
ukrainus, - Wednesday, October 23, 2002 at 09:25:34 (EDT)

proc, do you think this sniper axed for $10 mill, or do you think (as i do) that he axed for a live network TV hookup to spread his message? don't see how they couldn't let him be transferred any amount money electronically. but do see how they'd be shit scared of giving him face-time on NBC. wot?
boris
ukrainus, - Wednesday, October 23, 2002 at 09:20:27 (EDT)

i admit it, i have a mean joe poster from back when she was the lead singer for Kimo Sabe.
Jose Theodork
Montreal, Quebec Canada - Wednesday, October 23, 2002 at 09:07:00 (EDT)

Good morning to all lurkdom, and how be MJ, boris, chong, and the w**ker ants? I spent the night updating my resume to reflect my new career track as Prime Minister. I've put together a committee to start an informal study to see how I can convince the public that I'm running things properly and extract tribute and kickbacks quietly at the same time. Please be sure and make checks payable to Proctor's Committee for a Better Tomorrow®.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Wednesday, October 23, 2002 at 08:45:48 (EDT)

hmmmm....well okay THIS time....but never leave me alone with that bitch, proctor like that again. PLEASE!
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, October 23, 2002 at 06:59:28 (EDT)

I swear, I ain't never fraternized with Boris outside the confines of the Brown and Yellow. I swear Jerzy mam!
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, October 22, 2002 at 22:24:17 (EDT)

and where the fuck were you two today? boris? MJ®?!
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, October 22, 2002 at 21:23:25 (EDT)

Boris love the Habs! Boris love Jose Theodorable! Because is so SO HOT!
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, October 22, 2002 at 21:13:28 (EDT)

no ganging up please or i'll come over there and rip up the jose theodorable poster. benched after three games. real impressive. almost as impressive as losing to auxerre at home right don? i kill me.
boris
ukrainus, - Tuesday, October 22, 2002 at 20:14:24 (EDT)

Proctor is a bitch! Proctor is a bitch! Jrz, you stand on his hair while I kick him in his camel toe!
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, October 22, 2002 at 19:22:18 (EDT)

snore.
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, October 22, 2002 at 19:18:42 (EDT)

please.
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, October 22, 2002 at 19:18:26 (EDT)

GET BACK TO W**K WENCH!!!
Boss Man
USA - Tuesday, October 22, 2002 at 17:04:06 (EDT)

Oh well, these busy little w**kers can be useful, but they can also be SO tiresome... HEEHEE!! I gotz a test tonight, so I'm outa here. JAMES! Bring my coach around front and don't dilly-dally. I'm out{{{[[[((()))]]]}}}~~~~~~~~~
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, October 22, 2002 at 17:01:51 (EDT)

BITCH!
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, October 22, 2002 at 17:00:12 (EDT)

You'll have to make an appointment with my secretary, now back into the streets where your kind belong.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, October 22, 2002 at 16:58:13 (EDT)

a elvis wannabe camel toe sportin' bitch. yeah.
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, October 22, 2002 at 16:53:32 (EDT)

yeah. i called you a bitch. what are you going to do?
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, October 22, 2002 at 16:48:39 (EDT)

shut the fuck up, bitch.
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, October 22, 2002 at 16:48:06 (EDT)

HAHAHA!!! At least we share the arrogance. I don't think any lurkers will dispute that. Now get to w**k on that moat, you're a month behind starting on building my jacuzi too.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, October 22, 2002 at 16:39:16 (EDT)

i'm an engineer/builder. what the fuck is that?! a worker ant? "our distinct personality, The Engineer-Builder might be found in most of the thriving kingdoms of the time. Your overriding goal is to stick with the plan and get the job done. "If it ain't broken don't fix it." is your motto. You provide structure and stability to your world. Your procedures are predictable and dependable. Your methods are proven and tested. You offer results not surprises. On the positive side, you are practical, just, realistic, pragmatic and rational. On the negative side, you may be dogmatic, rigid, short-sighted, indecisive, unimaginative and arrogant. Interestingly, your preference is just as applicable in today's corporate kingdoms."
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, October 22, 2002 at 16:31:17 (EDT)

I love this stuff. Here's bit of my job spec... On the positive side, you can be rationally idealistic and analytically ideological. You can be a bold decision maker and risk taker who can move society ahead by years instead of minutes. On the negative side, you may be unmerciful, impatient, arrogant, impetuous, and impulsive.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, October 22, 2002 at 16:27:19 (EDT)

I see, you mean of/have. Ya got me Gramchecked on that one. Maybe you'll make it as a scribe.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, October 22, 2002 at 16:12:24 (EDT)

Both spellings pass spallcheck inspection. So take the test like a good little wench now.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, October 22, 2002 at 16:09:28 (EDT)

Oops, forgot the link. Hopefully one of you will qualify as a vassal so you can keep track of such mundane things for me... http://www.cmi-lmi.com/enterppp.html
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, October 22, 2002 at 16:08:10 (EDT)

Isn't the correct grammar there, "you think you could HAVE made it in Medieval times...?!!?"
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, October 22, 2002 at 16:07:58 (EDT)

You think you could of made it in the Mediaeval times? Take the test and see what job you would have qualified for. (If you can make it then...)Of course the test rated me as Prime Minister material.
Prime Minister Proctor
USA - Tuesday, October 22, 2002 at 16:06:08 (EDT)

I'll be in touch...and not with myself.
Willy
USA - Tuesday, October 22, 2002 at 16:03:04 (EDT)

http://nssdc.gsfc.nasa.gov/planetary/lunar/moon_tree.html
Moon Trees That's What I Said
USA - Tuesday, October 22, 2002 at 15:39:07 (EDT)

Kevlar Jockstrap, didn't he play bass for Dead Frogs Everywhere?
Proctor's gamble¿
rimfud, ri USA - Tuesday, October 22, 2002 at 15:14:51 (EDT)

Two words to Snipesy: Kevlar Jockstrap
Benny Sizzler
USA - Tuesday, October 22, 2002 at 14:53:08 (EDT)

NOVELTY SOAP OF THE HAPPY/SAD THEATER MASKS!!!!! HOLY BENNY LATHER, WHAT A FIND!
excitable novelty soap collector
USA - Tuesday, October 22, 2002 at 14:52:46 (EDT)

Well I like to get my tattoos to match my novelty soap...
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, October 22, 2002 at 14:46:26 (EDT)

I want Benny fucking dead. I almost had ole Donny Boy from Jonston but the bastard is so cheap he only put a half gallon of black gold in his '66. I only had time to get his short hairs in my cross hairs then the fuck was outta there.
Snipesy
Near You, USA - Tuesday, October 22, 2002 at 14:42:24 (EDT)

Are we talking oven mitts, curtains for the van, embroidered support hose, or tattoos?
Proctor's gamble¿
rumfud, ri USA - Tuesday, October 22, 2002 at 14:38:57 (EDT)

what exactly did you get on your shoulder? Did someone spill a bucket of benny waste?
B.W.
USA - Tuesday, October 22, 2002 at 14:36:54 (EDT)

well I was gonna get the unicorns and then I was gonna get the happy/sad theater masks but I decided to get lions instead. What do you think?
MJ® <wild@heart.com>
USA - Tuesday, October 22, 2002 at 14:14:13 (EDT)

tiger, tiger burning bright... http://www.boneyard13.com/by10702tats.jpg
Matinee Picture Show
USA - Tuesday, October 22, 2002 at 13:51:12 (EDT)

HEY! I didn't see a meter, that's good enuf for me... http://www.degraeve.com/cgi-bin/pic.cgi?p=20021021.jpg
Matinee Picture Show
USA - Tuesday, October 22, 2002 at 13:48:37 (EDT)

stand up and salute boys (note name on middle shirt)... http://www.degraeve.com/cgi-bin/pic.cgi?p=20021019.jpg
Matinee Picture Show
USA - Tuesday, October 22, 2002 at 13:45:04 (EDT)

You are ALL fucking high. I could caught the sniper in my g string two weeks ago
Bobby Hymers
USA - Tuesday, October 22, 2002 at 13:40:05 (EDT)

Whad I miss?
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, October 22, 2002 at 13:39:04 (EDT)

I'm gonna miss poor Rudolph... http://www.degraeve.com/cgi-bin/pic.cgi?p=20021020.jpg
Matinee Picture Show
USA - Tuesday, October 22, 2002 at 13:35:26 (EDT)

The Fates had their lives on the scales and despite a mighty struggle they were fin-ished.
Proctor's gamble¿
rimfud, ri USA - Tuesday, October 22, 2002 at 12:28:48 (EDT)

They brought in the best sturgeons they could find, but to no avail.
Proctor's gamble¿
rimfud, ri USA - Tuesday, October 22, 2002 at 12:16:17 (EDT)

Most definite, knowing Bob he'll probably hit critical the night before, so if you want to see him you probably want to do that before Saturday.
Proctor's gamble¿
rimfud, ri USA - Tuesday, October 22, 2002 at 12:14:02 (EDT)

This man's fish sauce death was quite a clamity.
The Medical Examiner
- Tuesday, October 22, 2002 at 12:12:07 (EDT)

true true. this guy's a drano-drinker from way back. so is this definite about One Up proc? viva bob h!
boris
ukrainus, - Tuesday, October 22, 2002 at 12:08:52 (EDT)

something's fishy... http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&cid=573&ncid=757&e=4&u=/nm/20021022/od_nm/life_vietnam_sauce_dc
Proctor's gamble¿¿¿¿
rumfid, ri USA - Tuesday, October 22, 2002 at 11:50:09 (EDT)

Chong, you're gonna have to take the next flight to DC and help spot the sniper. It's your patriotic doody to put your super vision powers to w**k in the fight against evil.
Proctor's gamble¿
rumfud, ri USA - Tuesday, October 22, 2002 at 11:48:05 (EDT)

Dude, waldo stands out like a sore thumb. Thats why those books are so easy. I choppem in half with judo chop.
Chong
USA - Tuesday, October 22, 2002 at 11:39:03 (EDT)

The phone booth was HIS bait. This guy is playing them like a Stradivarious. I bet he'll use a different phone each time just to give himself that little bit of extra time. He'll be sure to do it in a densely used cell too. I f you make a call in a big Mall or something like that you can make the call, drop the phone in a trashbasket (still on perhaps to bust balls even more) and while they think they're creeping up on him he'll be long gone or at least blended in. And we know this guy must blend in like friggin Waldo to have gotten away all these times.
Proctor's gamble¿
rumfid, ri USA - Tuesday, October 22, 2002 at 11:21:32 (EDT)

AND every single cel tower in that area is tapped and wired into a GPS for SURE so no triangulation is needed. he'd be stupid to use a cel or to stay in a booth for more than 10 seconds. they need at least 15 to trace according to latest phreak (phone hacker) technology.
boris
ukrainus, - Tuesday, October 22, 2002 at 11:13:25 (EDT)

yes they're baiting him and want him to call again but no at least one call was made from a phone booth where they picked up those two innocent people yesterday. the list of "demands" from that call are what the pigs won't release. i can only imagine the contents of that list.
boris
ukrainus, - Tuesday, October 22, 2002 at 11:10:57 (EDT)

Simple answer to same stupid question everybody keeps asking. The guy is using a stolen cell phone. When he calls they can tell what cell he's calling from, but not the exact locale. To get the exact location they need to triangulate with two vehicles in the area of that particular cell. That's why thay tried to bait him into a second call so they had time to move in and triangulate on his signal. Guess who already knew that?
Proctor's gamble¿
rumfud, ri USA - Tuesday, October 22, 2002 at 11:06:23 (EDT)

No f'n kidding Inspector. what is the STORY?!
The Minky
USA - Tuesday, October 22, 2002 at 10:54:48 (EDT)

DANCE!!!!!! Somebody kill mee
Fuck ME Spallcheck!
USA - Tuesday, October 22, 2002 at 10:53:56 (EDT)

Let me see if I have this straight. Your chief inspector asks this murdering sniper to call. They call. Then you say please call back because we could not hear you, and the murderer kills a bus driver in response. If you cannot find someone to properly answer the tele-fewn other than the chimpanzee-minkey you have, perhaps my little yellow friend could assist you. Regards, Jacques
Chief Inspector Jacques Clouseau of the Surete
Paris, France - Tuesday, October 22, 2002 at 10:53:28 (EDT)

DANSE and karate...
SPALLCHECK!
USA - Tuesday, October 22, 2002 at 10:53:25 (EDT)

Hey, WE got the gig at the Sizzler AND the Chop Suey joint. Do NOT be confused by the tribute band 'Benny sizzler" We are the one and only group who combine an explosive mix of dane and karate into our performances.
Senny Bizzler
USA - Tuesday, October 22, 2002 at 10:52:07 (EDT)

We no want that Benny Fizzler play at our restaurant. Customer already have tough time keeping down our cooking
local chop suey joint
USA - Tuesday, October 22, 2002 at 10:44:42 (EDT)

I thought they already washed dishes there.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Tuesday, October 22, 2002 at 10:40:29 (EDT)

has benny sizzler ever considered playing a gig at sizzler? does that resturant still exist?
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, October 22, 2002 at 10:25:44 (EDT)

One Down
None to Go
Provi, USA - Tuesday, October 22, 2002 at 10:25:02 (EDT)

Speaking of housecoats, the One-Up's last hoorah is Saturday to those who might want to pay their last respects or disrespects to the old hole (yes, I mean Bobby). I guess it's a pretty impressive feat that they've stayed open this long after having The Sizzlers hit the stage and leave bugs in all the furniture.
Proctor's gamble¿
rumfid, ri USA - Tuesday, October 22, 2002 at 10:13:31 (EDT)

Oops-balOOns... Y'know like the millionth customer thing. Somebody comes out with a big cardboard check and Wink Martindale sticks a mike in your face as you try to hide your curlers and housecoat.
Proctor's gamble¿
rumfid, ri USA - Tuesday, October 22, 2002 at 10:08:21 (EDT)

hahaha. Anyway. Proctor, don't worry you're getting a balloon allright.
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, October 22, 2002 at 09:52:33 (EDT)

OH, I'm related alright.
the latest shooting
USA - Tuesday, October 22, 2002 at 09:44:49 (EDT)

MJ, ya missed out on 10K. I thought there would be ballons, tickertape, and a game show host telling me I was the 10K lurker. I guess I'll just have to be satisfied with the warm glow and self-satisfaction of a lurk well done.
Proctor's gamble¿¿¿¿
rumfid, ri USA - Tuesday, October 22, 2002 at 09:43:39 (EDT)

same locale as first six but some reports say he was ON a bus?
boris
ukrainus, - Tuesday, October 22, 2002 at 09:41:59 (EDT)

Do they think that latest shooting is related?
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, October 22, 2002 at 09:40:21 (EDT)

Mornin' Lurk. Real man here...
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, October 22, 2002 at 09:39:18 (EDT)

Anybody seen Ted Turner lately? This sniper shit has been AWFUL good for CNN's ratings. Think about it, the Braves tanked out and if he was counting on Baghdad II to boost ratings the little Dubya has fucked that plan up. AND the most obvious clue, The Turner Diaries, all this time we thought that was a random name and there it was right in front of us.
Proctor's gamble¿
rumfud, ri USA - Tuesday, October 22, 2002 at 08:40:20 (EDT)

boris only plays kyodai. tough to be a good sniper when your only weapons are ceramic tiles. i could try to "floor" him to death?
boris
ukrainus, - Tuesday, October 22, 2002 at 08:19:22 (EDT)

couldn't you get into "god mode" in duke nuke'em?
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, October 22, 2002 at 07:43:26 (EDT)

NO, he's fucked up alright. remember the "death" tarot card with "I am god" written on it? To much "grand theft auto".
Chong
USA - Tuesday, October 22, 2002 at 07:36:29 (EDT)

five bucks says it's someone with a political egg to fry. this pussy's way too smooth to be some fucked-up high school "neglected" child of dual-income $150K/year yuppies who played Warcraft III for so long he forgot to take his goddam Paxil. fucking PUSSY. i just hope that don from johnston still has the phone # for Vinny the Guinea. Kill him, sure, but hurt him longtime first.
boris
ukrainus, - Tuesday, October 22, 2002 at 07:28:40 (EDT)

fuck fuck fuck! i just saw that too. the sniper sure is a party pooper.
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, October 22, 2002 at 06:48:41 (EDT)

Well, another shooting today. I hate the sniper. Such a friggin pussy. I'm gonna beat him about the head with a frigging throwing star.
Chong
USA - Tuesday, October 22, 2002 at 06:42:09 (EDT)

Bla, bla, bla
Blake
Blobblob, USA - Monday, October 21, 2002 at 23:54:06 (EDT)

I lurk, therefore I am
Middleblob Lurker
USA - Monday, October 21, 2002 at 22:06:09 (EDT)

Middleblob? That is so rediculon. There's no such place as Middleblob.
Lawrence
Blobport, RI USA - Monday, October 21, 2002 at 20:03:31 (EDT)

FUCK! You mean proctor snared the 10 grand mark and i wasn't even here to belittle him? damn. I got to spend more time on the lurk. I've been remiss. Will the lurk forgive me? i had to be off in the meat world all day.
MJ®
USA - Monday, October 21, 2002 at 18:57:52 (EDT)

I'll leave you cowardly lurkers to hide in the Middleblob bunker. I'm going out and flaunt my large hairsuit ass as a target and see if I can flush a sniper or two.
Proctor's gamble¿
rumfud, ri USA - Monday, October 21, 2002 at 17:07:23 (EDT)

There that was thoroughly sincere and didn't smack of any braggadocio whatsoever now did it?
Proctor's gamble¿¿¿¿
rumfid¿¿¿¿¿, ri¿¿¿¿ USA - Monday, October 21, 2002 at 16:54:09 (EDT)

LURK #10,000- Rumors that I peeked 15 times to seize the glory of lurk #10,000 are mildly exaggerated. I'd like to thank the academy, the reformatory, and all those who contributed to my delinquency. I'll cherish this log always and I'll never again wash the finger that keyed this log. Thank you one and all.
LURK #10,000- Proctor Reigns As Lurk King (for one log)
Moment Of Glory, USA - Monday, October 21, 2002 at 16:45:15 (EDT)

We're ready to run the search and destroy or run deep cover as is deemed necessary. We'll route your rooter and clean your pipes no job's too foul for us two guys.
Plumbsy and Snakesy
USA - Monday, October 21, 2002 at 16:28:27 (EDT)

I just need to know if I gotta call Plumbsy and Snakesy for a search and destroy mission up the whoo haa.
Bowelsy
USA - Monday, October 21, 2002 at 16:15:11 (EDT)

chirp.... chirp, chirp, chirp.... chirp, chirp
the crickets
USA - Monday, October 21, 2002 at 15:38:29 (EDT)

looks like the sniper is still on the loose too. There are two mexicans that are gonna need their drawers cleaned after looking down the barrels of a couple dozen shotguns. I imagine their van is gonna need a little w**k after the FBI got done "searching" it.
Proctor's gamble¿¿¿¿
rumfid, ri USA - Monday, October 21, 2002 at 14:51:30 (EDT)

Is Drugsy still on the loose? I dunno, I thought entrails were your department Bowels.
Proctor's gamble¿
rumfid, ri USA - Monday, October 21, 2002 at 14:31:52 (EDT)

Yea, but is Drugsy still on the loose?
Bowels
USA - Monday, October 21, 2002 at 14:16:50 (EDT)

Where be the lurkers this fine fall day? You can come out now, they got the big bad sniper(s) is in custody now(maybe).
Proctor's gamble¿
rumfid, ri USA - Monday, October 21, 2002 at 14:08:56 (EDT)

Two poops are currently being detained in sniper case. Benny Sizzler issues statement saying "They may be poops, but they ain't from the brown and yeller."
Proctor's gamble¿¿¿¿
rumfud, ri USA - Monday, October 21, 2002 at 13:05:11 (EDT)

sounds like a bunch of goo if ya ask me
the real poop
USA - Monday, October 21, 2002 at 12:36:46 (EDT)

POOP I say, and double POOP at that!
poopa got a brand new bag
USA - Monday, October 21, 2002 at 12:08:30 (EDT)

I predict an upcoming duet of Johnny Reznick and Sir Elton doing a remake of "He's a Tramp" from the Lady and the Tramp. For the accompanying video Elton and Johnny will be doing a re-enactment of the spaghetti scene finishing with a blushing kiss between the two of them.
Proctor's gamble¿¿¿¿
rumfud, ri¿¿¿¿ USA - Monday, October 21, 2002 at 11:22:15 (EDT)

I am not a whore. I am not going solo. I am not trying to dump my schlumpa bandmates. I told them I'd pay for their cosmetic surgery and have Robby's stomach stapled, but they said it might "hurt". Disney even offered to create a personality for our new drummer. Give me a break guys, what's a spineless self-serving pretty boy to do?
Johnny Reznick
No Buffalo anymore, USA - Monday, October 21, 2002 at 11:04:55 (EDT)

They say they picked up a second person somewhere else. Maybe the guy in the van was one of two. They always hinted they thought it was more than one person.
Proctor's gamble¿
rumfid, ri USA - Monday, October 21, 2002 at 10:54:10 (EDT)

Now they're saying the sniper contacted them and the announcement was going on after the grabbed the guy at the payphone, so it's not too likely they would be doing that kind of press conference if they thought they already had the guy.
Proctor's gamble¿
rimfud, ri USA - Monday, October 21, 2002 at 10:49:34 (EDT)

It's not an Astro Van either. The poor schlep was probably calling his wife to find out what he' was supposed to pick up at the market on the way home.
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Monday, October 21, 2002 at 10:43:50 (EDT)

I doubt the guy they snagged is the sniper. The sniper left a message with a phone number and the cops are probably watching public phones pretty closely. For how slippery this guy's been I don't expect they'll get him on something as simple as a phone trace, but then again maybe he's just been more lucky than smart.
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Monday, October 21, 2002 at 10:40:03 (EDT)

where'd you see that, chong?
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Monday, October 21, 2002 at 10:36:06 (EDT)

Either another shooting or they might have actually arrested the sniper.
chong
USA - Monday, October 21, 2002 at 09:54:53 (EDT)

I see that John Rzeznick has gone over to the dark side. He hits the charts solo this week with a song he did for disney. They did a sci-fi remake of Treasure Island called Treasure Planet (how original) and Goo-ber boy gets to sing one of his songs on the soundtrack. Robert Louis Stevenson has got to be in his grave digging his hole even deeper to distance himself from the project.
Proctor's gamble¿
rimfud, ri USA - Monday, October 21, 2002 at 09:27:05 (EDT)

I see Willy has returned from his cruise on the prison ship. Do they still have that bald guy playing on the big drum as you and the rest of the galley slaves row?
Proctor's gamble¿
rimfud, ri USA - Monday, October 21, 2002 at 08:47:35 (EDT)

What the hell is boris' head d