lurkive 18sep-09oct 2002

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Take an autistic kid bowling....hmmmm, there's a song in there somewhere.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Wednesday, October 09, 2002 at 11:03:25 (EDT)

When we stop beating ourselves over the head with bowling balls we're going to steal your instruments and give the proceeds to the poor.
Nottingham Autistic Miscreants Bowling League Association
USA - Wednesday, October 09, 2002 at 11:01:48 (EDT)

PLease stop using our name.
the Nation Assembled to Memorialize Boris as a Lard ASS
USA - Wednesday, October 09, 2002 at 10:38:01 (EDT)

I saw their first show!
Stony Curtis
USA - Wednesday, October 09, 2002 at 10:25:57 (EDT)

Those guys are dinosaurs
T Rex
USA - Wednesday, October 09, 2002 at 10:17:58 (EDT)

I'M A BRANIAC, BRANIAC ON THE DANCE FLOOR!
Tad Gassey
USA - Wednesday, October 09, 2002 at 10:17:27 (EDT)

They just announced The Other Ones tix go on sale on Saturday. If I get started now I should be able to reach the tix booth before the other dinosaurs make it there with their walkers.
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Wednesday, October 09, 2002 at 10:16:25 (EDT)

We'd appreciate if you'd refrain from using our acronym.
National Ambivalent Musical Bran Lurkers Alliance
USA - Wednesday, October 09, 2002 at 10:10:34 (EDT)

willy and shlong lee have been taking drum lezzonz. pleaze don't interrupt. meanwhile az boris haz evidently been voted off the zizzler izland he wizhez you all a good day da.
boris
ukrainus, - Wednesday, October 09, 2002 at 10:04:20 (EDT)

HA! NAMBLA! right on boris!
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, October 09, 2002 at 10:03:25 (EDT)

where has three fingered willy, super-genius been?
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, October 09, 2002 at 10:01:01 (EDT)

um...i'm part czech...there ain't no way i'm marryin' no russian commie bastard, even if it IS boris....well, unless there is a lot of money involved, then maybe...MAYBE.
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, October 09, 2002 at 09:59:24 (EDT)

chong if you clean out zome of your NAMBLA and naked 'bruce ree' jpg filez you zhould have plenty of room da.
boris
ukrainus, - Wednesday, October 09, 2002 at 09:58:13 (EDT)

I have no room for Russians in my computer either, but I've found that I CAN fit a diminutive Etruscan in alongside the hard drive.
Proctor's gamble
rimfud, ri USA - Wednesday, October 09, 2002 at 09:58:07 (EDT)

SPALLCHECK!
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Wednesday, October 09, 2002 at 09:55:54 (EDT)

Damn I thought Boris was gone for good. I have no room for russians in my commputer.
Chong Lee
USA - Wednesday, October 09, 2002 at 09:52:54 (EDT)

Is that wedding bells I hear or is my tinitus just worse than usual today?
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Wednesday, October 09, 2002 at 09:48:49 (EDT)

wait - benny needs the prenup or i do, boris?
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, October 09, 2002 at 09:44:35 (EDT)

gettenzee a pre-nup da.
boris
ukrainus, - Wednesday, October 09, 2002 at 09:32:38 (EDT)

Jerzy, will you marry me?
Benny Sizzler
USA - Wednesday, October 09, 2002 at 09:21:43 (EDT)

Yup. A real man.... Mornin' Lurk
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, October 09, 2002 at 09:17:07 (EDT)

I'm majestic, I'm deep, I'm long, and I bear absolutely no resemblance to a severed head.
Bran Canyon
USA - Wednesday, October 09, 2002 at 09:05:52 (EDT)

This has to be my earliest log.
Man Janesfield
Branford, KY USA - Wednesday, October 09, 2002 at 08:28:41 (EDT)

Is it just me or does everything on the lurk seem to ooze at one point or another? Maybe it's the dripping logo planting subliminal images in our brains. Oh, and morning lurkers (or should I say lurker)
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Wednesday, October 09, 2002 at 08:23:44 (EDT)

My eggs remind me of something.... I'm not quite sure....... Ah! They look llike two over easy wallet tits. Well, except for the yellow stuff running out of them
diner guy
The Modern Diner, USA - Wednesday, October 09, 2002 at 08:06:58 (EDT)

er...good morning lurk.
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, October 09, 2002 at 07:37:27 (EDT)

well, i just want to say that I LOVE BENNY SIZZLER. i'm not afraid to admit it either. i FREELY ADMIT without a terrorist threatening me that I LOVE BENNY SIZZLER. i'm gonna name my first born BENNY SIZZLER, i am.
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj - Wednesday, October 09, 2002 at 07:37:07 (EDT)

Won't someody love me?
Late Night Lurker
Albelurky, NM USA - Tuesday, October 08, 2002 at 23:17:21 (EDT)

Yo where Boris at...? What, you don't like Benny Sizzler no more?
Flip
USA - Tuesday, October 08, 2002 at 21:31:03 (EDT)

that reminds me of a poem...
Flip Wilson
Dirt Nap, USA - Tuesday, October 08, 2002 at 21:29:49 (EDT)

In France at the height of the guillotine fad the executioner would take the severed head out of the wicker basket and wave it over the body just to give the bastard a final freakout.
Blinky
USA - Tuesday, October 08, 2002 at 19:34:22 (EDT)

er that's GREASY lurker
Spallcheck
USA - Tuesday, October 08, 2002 at 17:09:15 (EDT)

yup. We got us one greay lurker boys. That cat is outta here before 17:00 agin. Looks like we might have to penalize him 3 logs.
Benny MP
Bran Diego , CA CA USA - Tuesday, October 08, 2002 at 17:08:29 (EDT)

SPALLCHECK!!
Gues Jeans
USA - Tuesday, October 08, 2002 at 16:56:14 (EDT)

go ahead spallcheck me
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Tuesday, October 08, 2002 at 16:48:40 (EDT)

not one lurker to be found, I gues y'all are some lame ass lurkers.... I'm out))))))))>>>>>>>>------------
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Tuesday, October 08, 2002 at 16:47:47 (EDT)

You're all ugly, your mother dresses you funny, and your feet smell like Limburger cheese
Proctor's gamble
rumfid , ri USA - Tuesday, October 08, 2002 at 15:43:52 (EDT)

The severed hand thinks he can stop me, HA! He's just a jerk-off anyway.
The Severed Head
USA - Tuesday, October 08, 2002 at 14:48:42 (EDT)

A priest, a rabbi, and a midget walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "What is this, some kinda joke?"
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Tuesday, October 08, 2002 at 13:43:02 (EDT)

if da both a youse don't cut it out i'm gonna slap youse so hard your momma's gonna say ouch
the severed hand
USA - Tuesday, October 08, 2002 at 12:41:12 (EDT)

Maybe the severed ass is a bit backed up today. I know that can be awfully uncomfortable. Why don't ya go pinch a nice loaf, it'll make you feel much better.
The Severed Head
USA - Tuesday, October 08, 2002 at 12:36:33 (EDT)

Old fart face is always blowing some kinda gas and I'm supposed to shut up?!
The Severed Head
USA - Tuesday, October 08, 2002 at 12:33:30 (EDT)

You still talking head? I WILL sit on you.
The Severed Ass
USA - Tuesday, October 08, 2002 at 12:22:22 (EDT)

Shut up? I guess ya gotta expect that kinda talk from a severed ass... well that and fart jokes. Besides it's tough being a severed ass, I hear it's not all it's CRACKED up to be.
The Severed Head
USA - Tuesday, October 08, 2002 at 12:16:21 (EDT)

Hey head, shut the fuk up.
The severed ASS
USA - Tuesday, October 08, 2002 at 12:11:26 (EDT)

Strange that I feel that way today, yesterday I felt like the weight of the world had been lifted from my shoulders.
The Severed Head
USA - Tuesday, October 08, 2002 at 11:40:55 (EDT)

I gotta tell ya, when I woke up this morning I was feeling kinda drained. I tried drinking coffee, but it just seemed to run right through me.
The Severed Head
USA - Tuesday, October 08, 2002 at 11:38:15 (EDT)

What's the matter? Ain't you ever seen a severed head before?
The Severed Head
USA - Tuesday, October 08, 2002 at 11:33:39 (EDT)

Hey I got an itch, can somebody scratch my nose for me?
The Severed Head
USA - Tuesday, October 08, 2002 at 11:31:20 (EDT)

I still remember her telling me about her first decapitation. She thought it was the coolest, most exciting thing you could imagine. She was practically shaking with excitement and grinning ear to ear as she gave me WAY more detail about it than I wanted to know.
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Tuesday, October 08, 2002 at 10:39:05 (EDT)

No, I haven't seen her in a couple of months. I got the second hand report about her the other day. She'd take a more direct approach than poison too. She has a, shall we say, dominating personality. If she wanted to damage me she'd kick my ass, tie me up, put me on a leash, and make me beg to eat her belly button lint.... Delightful girl really if ya heal well.
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Tuesday, October 08, 2002 at 10:34:34 (EDT)

maybe your mortician-friend played a game of bait and switch on you. me thinks you were drinking formaldahyde, my friend.
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, October 08, 2002 at 10:21:49 (EDT)

Something tells me that "well" liquor came out of a plastic bottle before the funnel funny business reloaded it in a Sapphire bottle. Bet the stuff was made in some exotic industrial wasteland somewhere in Cleveland too. Why the hell do they call it "well" liquor anyway? It don't make ya feel well, maybe it's more like oh "well" it's all we have to drink....
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Tuesday, October 08, 2002 at 10:16:48 (EDT)

er, you paid for top shelf and got well drinks....THAT is what i meant! my bad.
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, October 08, 2002 at 10:11:58 (EDT)

Drugsy is just keeping the Lurk equilibrium at an even keel. More man dancing begets more puss-tualizing. It's a yingsy/yangsy thing baby.
Drugsy
Scales of Justice, USA - Tuesday, October 08, 2002 at 09:49:12 (EDT)

you paid for well drinks vs. top shelf. that SUCKS.
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, October 08, 2002 at 09:44:41 (EDT)

My head is being set upon by a combination of continuous dull agony and pulsing excrutiating agony. My suspicion last night that the drinks didn't contain the real McCoy (Bombay Sapphire) is being confirmed by my screaming eyelashes. Something tells me the fistful of Advil I ate ain't gonna put a dent in this one...
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Tuesday, October 08, 2002 at 09:03:26 (EDT)

What is it with the Benny boys and oozing festering wounds? Got a report that a sizzler or two was in the Providence vicinity to see the Sleazies and couple of other bands of a punkish tint two nights ago. Spike Mike's girl has drained, pickled, and decapitated the neccessary number of corpses to be a licensed mortician now. I imagine that added to the atmosphere at the Met.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Tuesday, October 08, 2002 at 08:41:21 (EDT)

Bran Francisco and Bran Diego have to top my list of all time funniest locale bastardizations.
Laughing/Farting Lurker
USA - Tuesday, October 08, 2002 at 07:40:14 (EDT)

Please Drugsy. Please do not feel compelled to photograph the infested "knot" and send in the picture for some future Beneath the Bulkhead contest. Now you're all cocky cuz you stumped the lurk with your ghostly stools.
Disgusted Lurker
Not near Drugsy, USA - Tuesday, October 08, 2002 at 07:38:00 (EDT)

what the fuck drugsy? is it really necessary to share? damn kid!
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj - Tuesday, October 08, 2002 at 06:55:11 (EDT)

Here's one for you belly button mofos. Whilst out catching a few tasty ones (far from epic) this weekend it seems some Drugsy hating sea bugs found thier way into my wetsuit and went ape shit on my umbilical knot. I'm predicting a week of puss and scabs oozing from a whole new local.
Drugsy
Bugs Bite, USA - Monday, October 07, 2002 at 19:09:27 (EDT)

Ole Proc lobbed some nice juicy ones t'day to no avail.
Ping w/o
USA - Monday, October 07, 2002 at 19:01:45 (EDT)

Damn, we missd him again. That liitle bastard skipped out just under 17:00 hours Benny time.
The Lurk Cop
USA - Monday, October 07, 2002 at 18:30:29 (EDT)

well I'm off to catch some jamming tunes and shake my money maker like nobody's business... I'm out::::::::::::::::::<<<<<<>>>>>>>
Proctor's gamble
rimfud, ri USA - Monday, October 07, 2002 at 16:48:08 (EDT)

I am going dancing tonight. John Scofield and a roomful of writhing sweaty young women... Hell of a way to start the lurk week (note NOT w**k week)don't ya think?
Proctor's gamble
rimfud, ri USA - Monday, October 07, 2002 at 16:35:52 (EDT)

DANCE! DANCE MOTHERFUCKER DANCE!
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj - Monday, October 07, 2002 at 16:30:07 (EDT)

Y'all are just getting too w**king class, some punks you iz...
Proctor's gamble
rimfud, ri USA - Monday, October 07, 2002 at 16:27:15 (EDT)

why? just plain and simple, why?
arbitrary question
USA - Monday, October 07, 2002 at 15:15:36 (EDT)

QEII and Gretzky? I guess it's tea-time-for-hockey... http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/021007/170/2e7zr.html&e=1&ncid=
yada yada yada
USA - Monday, October 07, 2002 at 14:56:24 (EDT)

chirp, chirp..... chirp, chirp, chirp........... chirp
the crickets
USA - Monday, October 07, 2002 at 14:38:01 (EDT)

Benny, maybe you should get rid of the gear with horizontal stripes.
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Monday, October 07, 2002 at 13:32:19 (EDT)

I caught a flu from a woman who jumped on me from her barstool, does that count for anything?
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Monday, October 07, 2002 at 13:30:15 (EDT)

six members of the edmonton eskimos of the canadian football league caught a woman who had jumped from the sixth floor of a burning building, saving her life.
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Monday, October 07, 2002 at 13:14:04 (EDT)

"Do I look fat?"
Benny Sizzler
USA - Monday, October 07, 2002 at 12:54:05 (EDT)

The gringo can rest easy, there won't be a bait shortage anytime soon... http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&cid=509&ncid=757&e=10&u=/ap/20021007/ap_on_bi_ge/farm_scene
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Monday, October 07, 2002 at 12:43:31 (EDT)

I see everybody is stunned into silence by that research.
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Monday, October 07, 2002 at 11:59:24 (EDT)

Stop the presses! (I always wanted to say that) Stop whatever your doing, this is way more important than anything your slug of a boss is expecting you to do today. It's vital to our national security and general well being that you delve into the results of this ground breaking research... http://www.abc.net.au/science/k2/lint/results.htm
Proctor's gamble
rimfud, ri USA - Monday, October 07, 2002 at 10:20:24 (EDT)

The name Sizzler implies that Benny has a certain fat content that "sizzles" when heated. Is this "sizzling" happening in a fajita-type platter that retains the fat contant or does the "sizzling" take place on hibachi-type, or Foreman-type grill that reduces fat content?
the wait watcher
USA - Monday, October 07, 2002 at 10:12:24 (EDT)

I happen to know that bands from so-cal are better than bands from no-cal. But some local bands from so-cal are wicked fatty and not really no-cal at all.
BranFrancisco
Brandiego, USA - Monday, October 07, 2002 at 10:11:39 (EDT)

I've found that local bands are very often lo-cal for a reason, but other local bands are high-cal for no fucking reason at all
the wait watcher
USA - Monday, October 07, 2002 at 10:02:06 (EDT)

Sometimes local bands are local for a reason. OK. 99.99% of the time, local bands are local for a reason. Hmm. Local bands are local for a reason.
Punter
USA - Monday, October 07, 2002 at 09:42:08 (EDT)

I saw Derek Buckner on the bus this morning. He was crying. What a bitch-bag.
chong lee
rumford farms rip-off-mart, USA - Monday, October 07, 2002 at 08:55:10 (EDT)

This just in on the BNN newswire- In response to the terrorist attack on the French tanker in Yemen, the French have surrendered to Germany.
Benny News Network
USA - Monday, October 07, 2002 at 08:40:25 (EDT)

Oh, and my last post Friday was after 5 meat time. Benny time of course is another matter entirely.
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Monday, October 07, 2002 at 08:34:02 (EDT)

Good morning lurk. What am I doing up at this undogly hour...? And yeah, whoever be trying to taunt Proctor into posting after 5 -on any day- better be careful what they wish for. Dear Dog save us from this after 17:00 hours lurk
MJ®
USA - Monday, October 07, 2002 at 08:33:49 (EDT)

I see y'all missed me over the weekend. The logs do explain why I woke up with a bunch of broken toothpicks sticking out of my side.
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Monday, October 07, 2002 at 08:30:47 (EDT)

good morning to the lurk! taunting proctor is like poking a bear with a toothpick. he might actually start lurking at other times. ack!
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj - Monday, October 07, 2002 at 06:48:32 (EDT)

Rikky you stupid cock. I quit your shit ass band.
Rikky's bass player
USA - Sunday, October 06, 2002 at 20:13:43 (EDT)

Hey everybody, come check out my new band, "Gentle Warrior" at the LivingRoom this Friday. We will slay you!
Rickky Raunchy
USA - Sunday, October 06, 2002 at 08:21:44 (EDT)

You have permission to draw me deep within your nostrils.
MJ's Farts
USA - Saturday, October 05, 2002 at 13:21:47 (EDT)

You have permission to breathe me.
MJ's Air
- Saturday, October 05, 2002 at 10:43:33 (EDT)

I said, Benny Sizzler ROTS!! Give it up. Quit your night job you knobs!
Little Timmy
Next Door, USA - Saturday, October 05, 2002 at 10:35:41 (EDT)

I bet if you check the fucking lurkives you won't find ONE post from Proctor AFTER 17:00. He's a serial 9-5 poster. And forgt the fucking weekend, Jerzy on the other hand, has logged at an odd hour or two. She's WAY better than Proctor.
One who knows
USA - Friday, October 04, 2002 at 23:29:05 (EDT)

Has Proctor ever lurked after 17:00 hours?
Benny MP
Quonset Hut, USA - Friday, October 04, 2002 at 17:15:08 (EDT)

What am I still doing here? Mj rules, the rest of us are just breathing her air. Have a large weekend all. I'm out>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, October 04, 2002 at 16:51:16 (EDT)

tee hee hee! oh Ms Gail®! you're just saying that! we all KNOW that you're better than us! oh, and proctor, you leave my willy alone! er...RIGHT!
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Friday, October 04, 2002 at 16:31:50 (EDT)

I'll spread myself thin if i have to.
Ms.Gail®
USA - Friday, October 04, 2002 at 16:31:48 (EDT)

Listen, calm down grrrls and boys. There's plenty of me to go around.
Ms.Gail®
USA - Friday, October 04, 2002 at 16:24:03 (EDT)

Thank you, thank you. I'd like to take this opportunity to dedicate today's lurk to ME!!!!
Ms Gail®
USA - Friday, October 04, 2002 at 16:22:28 (EDT)

willy musta lost the use of the last three fingers... stumpy willy just doesn't have the same ring to it does it? If they put missing kids on the back of milk cartons, where do you put drummer's pics? the back of cigarette cartons? the back of dumpsters?
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, October 04, 2002 at 16:17:34 (EDT)

i hope you know how kick ass you are MJ®. ALL of benny sizzler is kick ass actually. WHERE THE FUCK HAS WILLYIAM BEEN?!!? don't make me have to learn you some manners boy!
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Friday, October 04, 2002 at 16:10:31 (EDT)

All ya gotta do is send that photo of you with Marilyn Manson to whoever invited you to the mansion and there'll be no chance your punk credentials will be sullied by any return engagements at The Breakers
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, October 04, 2002 at 15:39:01 (EDT)

Those L7 pics are a SCREAM! Marilyn Manson? What is up with that? Gail grabbing her substantial manhood has to be the prize winner of the bunch.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, October 04, 2002 at 15:35:24 (EDT)

Dear God Jerzy. You're bringing me back thru the ANALS of time. I usta git around did. Now where the fuck is Mommy's DRINK?!
MJ®
USA - Friday, October 04, 2002 at 15:33:49 (EDT)

I only hung by the door when I got paid to. Now if it said the old guy at the BAR with a bevy of beauties.. now that would probably be me.
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Friday, October 04, 2002 at 15:30:39 (EDT)

SOMEBODY rocks HARDCORE.
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Friday, October 04, 2002 at 15:01:07 (EDT)

okay. i can't stop myself now. i am filled with glee! http://www.wargasm.hpg.ig.com.br (though SOMEBODY is having trouble with that one). http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/1625/belly_select0395.html .... http://www.whatevermagazine.com/6/l7sweet75.html .... (there is a reference to an "old guy by the door" me thinks that's proctor.) i can't stop myself! http://alumni.imsa.edu/~kraut/lpix.html (marilyn manson?!!?)
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Friday, October 04, 2002 at 14:59:40 (EDT)

Back when I was still hittin' the gym.
MJ®
USA - Friday, October 04, 2002 at 14:46:32 (EDT)

Jerzy due-that is not me. i swear. Look. Look at this link. THIS is me:http://www.bennysizzler.com/LittleTimmy.jpg
MJ®
USA - Friday, October 04, 2002 at 14:45:07 (EDT)

Oh that's gotta be the porno section of the local free rag. It's a favorite pasttime in bars around here to go through the personals and find the most outrageous fetish/weirdness listing. Y'know the type-- SWM seeks penguins into bondage and classic literature, have large assortment of nipple clamps and collectable jelly jars.....
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Friday, October 04, 2002 at 14:43:26 (EDT)

more "hee hee" stuff. i'm sorry if i'm crossing lines...i just think it's cute. http://personal.nbnet.nb.ca/mccorp/ggreenwood.html
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Friday, October 04, 2002 at 14:35:49 (EDT)

hmmmm...i found it when i went to MJ®'s first link, it was a link on that page...lower right hand corner....FREE!!!
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Friday, October 04, 2002 at 14:22:50 (EDT)

Damn, if it wasn't for that cancer crap this makes smoking sound worthwhile... LOS ANGELES (AP) - A jury awarded a record-shattering $28 billion in punitive damages Friday to a former smoker who sued Philip Morris Inc. for fraud and negligence.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, October 04, 2002 at 14:22:08 (EDT)

Bunny bassists! I like it muchly. Kudos to jerzy for the babe alert.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, October 04, 2002 at 14:17:21 (EDT)

Corporate cyber-overseer gave me a very loud ACCESS DENIED on TPIgroup, what am I missing?
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, October 04, 2002 at 14:13:52 (EDT)

hee hee! http://www.bunnybass.com/ check out the "girl pix" section.......
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Friday, October 04, 2002 at 14:07:31 (EDT)

hey proctor - it's free! http://www.tpigroup.com/phoenix/
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Friday, October 04, 2002 at 13:57:58 (EDT)

Weirdest Lupo's memory (that I can think of right now)-- At an X show while they were cranking the angst on stage I was making out with a nun (she had left the convent a few weeks earlier). Talk about defrocking.....
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, October 04, 2002 at 13:31:19 (EDT)

I was getting served at Lupo's when I was 16. The drinking age was 18 so I guess that ages me. I forgot that NRBQ and The Smithereens were in the flick too, but I shouldn't be too surprised. That was during the time period I call the "gray years". It was all one big rock'n'roll blur from Muddy Waters to Johnnie Thunders and Lou Miami.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, October 04, 2002 at 13:27:12 (EDT)

Allright, well I wasn't actually a teenager...cut me some slack, wouldya? Where's mommy's drink?
MJ
USA - Friday, October 04, 2002 at 13:14:41 (EDT)

I was a teenage extra in a Lupo's production!
MJ
USA - Friday, October 04, 2002 at 13:03:45 (EDT)

C'mon, how can ya beat a movie with Cap'n Lou Albano? And when did Gail play with Cameo?
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Friday, October 04, 2002 at 12:31:39 (EDT)

Federal Hill? I'd rather rub dirt in my eyes.
Drugsy
Outside Providence, USA - Friday, October 04, 2002 at 11:52:16 (EDT)

Doesn't Mean Jo make a cameo in the Complex World filmage?
Jacqués
USA - Friday, October 04, 2002 at 11:48:34 (EDT)

see "Federal Hill" first
vinny
da hill, - Friday, October 04, 2002 at 11:46:22 (EDT)

I found three copies of Complex World available on Borders Books site, cheapest was $2.99 http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/stores/offering/list/-/6302499720/all/ref=dp_pb_a/102-1101697-0431320
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, October 04, 2002 at 11:27:15 (EDT)

Here's two other links to check out Rudy Cheeks (aka either Phillipe or Jorge). He was the lead singer in a band called The Young Adults back in the day. There was also a movie (Complex World) made that gives a surreal view of what Prov was like in them there days. http://xcp.bfn.org/d.html#4 check footnote #4 about Rudy and http://vicious_kitten.tripod.com/complex.html links to the movie site for Complex World. You can probably get that as a rental too. So there's your research for the weekend jerzy, check out the movie if you can, it has a cast of more than marginally colorful characters from around here.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, October 04, 2002 at 11:16:45 (EDT)

MJ, when ya post the pics howz about posting a shot of BennyMan's fav beverage?
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, October 04, 2002 at 10:59:47 (EDT)

MJ, great lurkers think alike. I was just about to post the same link. Traveller's Aid is basically a bum daycare center in the heart of the metropolis (no link, no surprise). Olneyville is... well, ya smell it before ya see it and ya wish ya had never seen it. But the mansions on the other hand... http://www.jamestown-ri.info/VisitingNewport.htm You can take virtual tours of most of them. Which bungalow was ya slumming in there MJ?
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, October 04, 2002 at 10:53:43 (EDT)

I'm off in into the meat world, my fellow lurkers. Lurk on, leave white stools, and never turn your back on the lurk. And if you're all good, some pictures from the Worcester Benny Sizzler debut may be posted later today (Thanks to Jami from the sleazies...I'll blow you later)
Mean Joe®
USA - Friday, October 04, 2002 at 10:47:59 (EDT)

Jerzy, so you and the rest of the lurkers (and I suspect peekers) who don't live in our fabulous county) here's a link that might give you a little background info. http://www.providencephoenix.com/archive/pj/current_pj.html
Mean Joe®
USA - Friday, October 04, 2002 at 10:41:40 (EDT)

Aww c'mon guys. it's me. You know, Joe. Just Joe. A regular guy. I like to go out in the woods with a meat sandwich Just like the rest of the guys!
Mean Joe Greenwood®
USA - Friday, October 04, 2002 at 10:40:04 (EDT)

Ms. Gail's® management asked us to remove all film from the camera. No pictures exist of the debaucle, thank God. Her presence at the event was disrupting, to say the least. We DID manage to squirrel away the roll containing the squatting in the azaelas...
Society Photographer
USA - Friday, October 04, 2002 at 10:37:05 (EDT)

Well if ever there was a pair to tell ya how to be a lady it would be Phillipe & Jorge. Stick to being a real man and tell Rudy he can wear the strapless gown with the push-up.
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Friday, October 04, 2002 at 10:35:41 (EDT)

alright, listen. the newport/providence/ri jokes aren't so funny to those of us who have never been to above said areas.
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Friday, October 04, 2002 at 10:32:26 (EDT)

I say, I witnessed quite the raucous entrance by those Providence bad girls, Phillipe&Jorge. One had his knickers drapped over an ear and the other had his cumberbund as a jock! Dear me!
Claus Von Bulow
Just this side of Jail, USA - Friday, October 04, 2002 at 10:32:19 (EDT)

Ms. Gail, We're dropping you a line just to let you know that your reservation has been confirmed, but the Lord & Taylor shoebox is unavailable. We've assigned you to a Wal-Mart harachi shoebox that we understand once belonged to a not so prominent local writer. Thank you once again for letting The Shoebox Inn serve your needs.
The Shoebox Inn
DownCity, USA - Friday, October 04, 2002 at 10:30:37 (EDT)

i bet the lurk would pay to see pictures of Ms. Gail® all done up like christmas dinner. anybody got any?
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Friday, October 04, 2002 at 10:30:00 (EDT)

Proctor, man, you gotta help me. Phillipe and Jorge cornered me between the jardinier and empire sconce and forced me to repeat, "I will not wear the orange culottes, I will not wear the orange cullotes, I will be a lady, I will be a lady..." over and over again. You gotta help me get back with my peeps at the Traveler's Aid dude!
Ms. Gail®
USA - Friday, October 04, 2002 at 10:26:24 (EDT)

Alright, which one o'youse crapped in the azaleas. Bad enuf da size of dat crap, but I had to bring in the haz-mat team when that barium tainted crap lit up our geiger counter like a friggin slot machine hittin the jackpot.
the gardener at a certain newport mansion
USA - Friday, October 04, 2002 at 10:23:37 (EDT)

Phillipe & Jorge? Newport mansion? Say it ain't so Joe. I mean I think we're pretty flexible about the dress code around here (just think of the outfits I've mentioned on the lurk), but to be seen with the likes of Phillipe & Jorge AND in a Newport mansion! Do you know how much time you're gonna have to spend hanging at the Olneyville NY System and Traveller's Aid to restore your punk credentials? Do ya?... Well lets just say you should let the post office know to forward your Xmas cards to a shoebox on the doorstep of Traveller's Aid.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, October 04, 2002 at 10:10:57 (EDT)

Oh shit. You know you're really a punk rock poser when Phillipe and Jorge catch you in smart heeled punks at some tony Newport function. Well at least I had the good sense to wear closed-toe shoes AFTER Labor Day-unlike one of them who went with the strappy Hirachis...
Ms. Gail®
Newpawt, RI USA - Friday, October 04, 2002 at 10:00:36 (EDT)

don't effin blame me joe. bo over'n'out.
boris
ukrainus, - Friday, October 04, 2002 at 09:51:25 (EDT)

Phillipe and Jorge caught Ms. Gail looking almost Ann Taylor at a function at a Newport mansion the other night. She better be careful, or she might get a good reputation.
Phillipe&Jorge <p&j@phx.com>
Providence, RI USA - Friday, October 04, 2002 at 09:41:38 (EDT)

i heard that they were going to do a martial arts interpretation of "snow white and the seven dwarves" and the dwarves would all be shaolin monks. how are they gonna make a shaolin monk pull off "sneezy"? and how are they gonna find seven shaolin monk dwarves?!!?
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Friday, October 04, 2002 at 08:48:35 (EDT)

Shaolin Soccer? Are you sure that's not Shaolin FOOTBALL, or did I get Euro version of this classic?... morning to lurkers one and all.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, October 04, 2002 at 08:29:38 (EDT)

Shaolin Soccer is the best movie I have ever seen. Just so you know.
Chong Lee
USA - Friday, October 04, 2002 at 07:19:54 (EDT)

d'er! forgive my earlier post - it was WAY too early for me to be awake and my brain was in snooze mode. don't limit yourself to 2002. the year is almost up. see? SEE?!!?
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Friday, October 04, 2002 at 06:53:02 (EDT)

oh, Gail®. i likes ye. i've been up since 2:30, can't fucking sleep. i hate it when that happens. ugh, ugh, ugh! i can't believe that i still have to get through another day at the salt mines. fuck.
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Friday, October 04, 2002 at 03:50:33 (EDT)

Benny Sizzler rots
Little Timmy <ass@hole.com>
USA - Friday, October 04, 2002 at 01:21:26 (EDT)

I just cut my damn hands off, bitch.
Sandy Bottom
USA - Friday, October 04, 2002 at 00:51:18 (EDT)

Raise your hand whoever likes me ©2002 Gail
Gail®
USA - Thursday, October 03, 2002 at 20:00:06 (EDT)

Am I still here? I think not.... I'm out>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Proctor's gamble
®umfud, ®i USA - Thursday, October 03, 2002 at 16:49:57 (EDT)

about that time, ain't it
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Thursday, October 03, 2002 at 16:40:45 (EDT)

They fly through the air with greatest of ease those daring young grrrls on the flying trapeze... (I knew I'd get a chance to sing)
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Thursday, October 03, 2002 at 15:39:29 (EDT)

i am SO doing this: http://trapezeschool.com/newyork/TSNYhome.htm
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Thursday, October 03, 2002 at 15:15:58 (EDT)

no shit. there was a sniper in stuyvesant city yesterday..they arrested him though - unlike whoever's killing people down by DC. all i gotta say is WTF is going on?!!?
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Thursday, October 03, 2002 at 15:15:34 (EDT)

I want royalties for the use of my name
copycat™®
USA - Thursday, October 03, 2002 at 15:11:26 (EDT)

watch your back there jerzy, they caught some guy outside the UN building popping off rounds. Sounds like he was just protesting about Korea, but they had 5 random shootings in DC too. This crap tends to bring out the copycats.
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Thursday, October 03, 2002 at 15:07:52 (EDT)

I'm the Mother Fucker of Invention
®™™®®™™®®™™®®™™®
USA - Thursday, October 03, 2002 at 14:59:57 (EDT)

MJ® you gotz mail
BennyMan
Metroplop™, RI™ USA™ - Thursday, October 03, 2002 at 14:05:56 (EDT)

always make sure your silver is NON-colloidal
the candidate
USA - Thursday, October 03, 2002 at 13:56:54 (EDT)

Finally got a chance to check that candidate link. That's some funny shit! The guy has an incurable case of blue balls and the punch line of the story is that he's running against someone in the Green Party.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Thursday, October 03, 2002 at 13:53:12 (EDT)

The bubbles in coffee can tell you what the day’s weather will be. Stare at your coffee before adding milk. If the bubbles float toward the rim of the cup, the pressure is low and clouds and stormy weather can be expected. If the bubbles float to the centre, the pressure is high and fair weather can be expected.
Duncan Doe Gnut
USA - Thursday, October 03, 2002 at 13:46:49 (EDT)

hi yourself
scrotum™
USA - Thursday, October 03, 2002 at 13:42:03 (EDT)

Hi
Penis™
USA - Thursday, October 03, 2002 at 13:22:23 (EDT)

word TO the grrrl
Placebo Willy
USA - Thursday, October 03, 2002 at 13:17:11 (EDT)

What did I do? I had MJ's back before the lurk was a pimple on Ole Lady Schroeder's ass, so don't go getting gangsta on me.
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Thursday, October 03, 2002 at 13:14:50 (EDT)

for red sox fans... http://www.redmeat.com/redmeat/1999-05-24/index.html
Roger Clemens®
USA - Thursday, October 03, 2002 at 13:04:56 (EDT)

i miss willy. where for art thou, willyium?
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Thursday, October 03, 2002 at 12:50:13 (EDT)

MJ® - don't you worry your pretty head, i will always have your back and save you from proctor. i'll get my pipe-hittin' niggaz to get medieval on his ass.
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj j - Thursday, October 03, 2002 at 12:47:57 (EDT)

sorry. a bit swamped lately. check this out: http://www.cnn.com/2002/ALLPOLITICS/10/02/offbeat.blue.candidate/index.html
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Thursday, October 03, 2002 at 12:42:04 (EDT)

BM is shitting all over Jerzy! His colon is completely protracted!
J.M. Bullock
USA - Thursday, October 03, 2002 at 12:37:49 (EDT)

Where for art thou jerzy?
shiek's pair
USA - Thursday, October 03, 2002 at 12:24:29 (EDT)

Quit yer complaining
MJ®
USA - Thursday, October 03, 2002 at 12:22:15 (EDT)

BAGHDAD, Iraq (AP) - An Iraqi vice president offered a unique solution to the U.S.-Iraq standoff: a duel between George W. Bush and Saddam Hussein. Taha Yassin Ramadan said the duel could be held at a neutral site and with U.N. Secretary-General Kofi Annan as the referee. Ramadan, wearing a green uniform and a black beret, made his remarks without giving any outward sign that he was joking although reporters who were present detected a note of irony in his voice.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Thursday, October 03, 2002 at 11:59:08 (EDT)

I'd like to register a bigger complaint
®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®
USA - Thursday, October 03, 2002 at 11:54:19 (EDT)

I'd like to register a complaint
®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®
USA - Thursday, October 03, 2002 at 11:49:46 (EDT)

What, is it employee downsizing day at Megabank? Free TB kits to all employees.
Jacques
USA - Thursday, October 03, 2002 at 11:46:41 (EDT)

That was one stoned looking kitty.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Thursday, October 03, 2002 at 11:46:09 (EDT)

I'm not that fat, Proctor
Drugsy
USA - Thursday, October 03, 2002 at 10:50:29 (EDT)

JERZY HELP ME!!!!!!! BM IS GONNA GET ME!
MJ®
USA - Thursday, October 03, 2002 at 10:36:46 (EDT)

DEAR GOD DON'T LET HIM SING!! I'm HERE DAMMIT I'M HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MJ®
USA - Thursday, October 03, 2002 at 10:36:08 (EDT)

OK, is everyone hiding and you're gonna jump out and yell surprise any time now....... right..... hello......... Don't make me start singing.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Thursday, October 03, 2002 at 10:18:53 (EDT)

Announcing the world's funniest joke!!- www.laughlab.co.uk
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Thursday, October 03, 2002 at 10:10:13 (EDT)

a BABOOM!!!
The Joker
USA - Thursday, October 03, 2002 at 10:08:44 (EDT)

What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
The Joker
USA - Thursday, October 03, 2002 at 10:08:08 (EDT)

A Benny fan listening to the latest tune on her official Sizzler headphones. (is it just me or are those silver-painted golf tees)... http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20021001/capt.1033497805.italy_fashion_mil123.jpg
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Thursday, October 03, 2002 at 09:03:15 (EDT)

By day the moldy-mannered Clark Sizzler tinkers with a wonky website from his basement abode, BUT when the BennyPhone rings (and after screening the call to make sure it's not a telemarketer) Clark dashes into the boiler room and comes bursting out of the bulkhead as BennyMan!!!!
The Distinctive And Excitable Narrator
Metroplop, RI USA - Thursday, October 03, 2002 at 08:47:45 (EDT)

Look! Down in the alley! It's a bum, it's dumpster rat, NO it's BennyMan!
The Distinctive And Excitable Narrator
Metroplop, RI USA - Thursday, October 03, 2002 at 08:38:51 (EDT)

YES, I'm BennyMan defender of the lurk and shitstarter to all who defy the basement explosion! Where ever tasteless music rears its ugly head BennyMan will be there in his pee yellow cape and tights with the poopy brown smear down the back. And emblazoned on his scrawny chest the two letters that send the girly men running- BM.
BennyMan
Metroplop, RI USA - Thursday, October 03, 2002 at 08:33:57 (EDT)

Holy digit slip BennyMan!!! SOMEONE is being very stearnly fired this morning!... http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20021003/bs_nm/markets_stocks_error_dc_5
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Thursday, October 03, 2002 at 08:22:26 (EDT)

Benny Sizzler is so hot. My cousin knows him and says he's hot
Wicked Huge Benny Sizzler Fan <nubile@neophyte.com>
Buffalo, NY USA - Wednesday, October 02, 2002 at 23:42:32 (EDT)

I like to log AND I like to peek, Is it ME pushing the counter into the red...?
loggy logger
USA - Wednesday, October 02, 2002 at 21:43:04 (EDT)

I shore like to look but i don't like to log.
peeky peeker
USA - Wednesday, October 02, 2002 at 16:44:34 (EDT)

You want a big black WHAT for X-Mas?!!
Mr T
USA - Wednesday, October 02, 2002 at 16:38:33 (EDT)

oh yeah, I remember seeing footage on CNN at the same event.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Wednesday, October 02, 2002 at 16:35:58 (EDT)

Is that fucking real?
Bush League
USA - Wednesday, October 02, 2002 at 16:33:07 (EDT)

the missing W link... http://www.degraeve.com/cgi-bin/pic.cgi?p=20020926.jpg
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Wednesday, October 02, 2002 at 16:18:27 (EDT)

subliminal sermon... http://www.degraeve.com/cgi-bin/pic.cgi?p=20020928.jpg
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Wednesday, October 02, 2002 at 16:17:17 (EDT)

xmas spirit... http://www.degraeve.com/cgi-bin/pic.cgi?p=20020927.jpg
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Wednesday, October 02, 2002 at 16:14:31 (EDT)

I still like the look of that stuff
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Wednesday, October 02, 2002 at 16:10:46 (EDT)

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ŗųMƒųď, ŗī Ű§Ă - Wednesday, October 02, 2002 at 16:07:44 (EDT)

Huh?

USA - Wednesday, October 02, 2002 at 15:43:24 (EDT)

just taking up space
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Wednesday, October 02, 2002 at 15:10:05 (EDT)

Wow! There were an awful lot of peekers today for just a couple of posts.
Proctor's gamble
rimfud, ri USA - Wednesday, October 02, 2002 at 14:30:38 (EDT)

I ain't registered, but you're welcome to grab a job here if you don't mind being paid in pesos and are prepared to be "right-sized" in a couple of months. DAMN! I only got a couple of posts in today too.... Halloween, hmmmm... maybe I can be Cousin It. it'll save me bucks on costume costs. I still can't wait to spring my fog machine on these unsuspecting dolts. HOOOOHOOOOOHAAAAA!!
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Wednesday, October 02, 2002 at 14:28:23 (EDT)

what are people doing for halloween this year? any good costume plans out there?
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, October 02, 2002 at 14:18:47 (EDT)

check out this bullshit. dear god, deliver us from evil! www.clubviplife.com
jerzy grrrl®
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, October 02, 2002 at 13:33:29 (EDT)

Now who found that prom picture of me?
Ole Lady Shroeder®
USA - Wednesday, October 02, 2002 at 13:02:45 (EDT)

The fucking MAN is right Grrrl. Dear god. somebody deliver me from the man, or at least get me a day gig where Proctor w**ks.
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, October 02, 2002 at 13:01:38 (EDT)

stunning likeness
lone observer
USA - Wednesday, October 02, 2002 at 12:46:39 (EDT)

wow i guess EVERYONE must be SWAMPED today! the FUCKING MAN!!!!!!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, October 02, 2002 at 12:44:24 (EDT)

http://www.drbukk.com/images8/ShallaJPoole.jpg
candid camera
USA - Wednesday, October 02, 2002 at 09:48:25 (EDT)

Ya mean I'm ruining all these peoples lifes? I don't have to go on Dr Phil and breakdown in front of the whole world do I? I don't have to get some ugly cousin of mine pregnant and then reveal my love for her son from her first marriage, strip down to a corsette and fishnets and then admit I secretly have been involved in torrid love triangle with two sheep who have been cheating on me with my dog who has taken up with a mailman that he bit who has been secretly been gathering information for the Moonies..... well you get the idea
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Wednesday, October 02, 2002 at 09:38:01 (EDT)

Yes, Jerzy, I agree. Proctor does seem to be the lowest common denominator in all of these breakups. Hmmm...
Dr. Phil
USA - Wednesday, October 02, 2002 at 09:08:17 (EDT)

good morning lurk. well proctor, it seems to me that the common denomination in the tales of jack leaving janice and chrissy leaving jack is YOU. hmmmm.....a coincidence? perhaps not...food for thought........
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, October 02, 2002 at 09:02:27 (EDT)

Wheres that sept 11th afterglow?
Dr. Phil
USA - Wednesday, October 02, 2002 at 08:58:01 (EDT)

I don't know how it is where you are, but damn near every relationship I know of is headed for the skids. I know three different guys who have been evicted by their significant other in the last few weeks, two others where the guy is talking about leaving marriages of over fifteen years, and a couple more where the women are ready to walk at the smallest provocation. And that's just the people I see every couple of days.... I don't know what it means, but I'm tired of feeling like I'm seeing trainwrecks everywhere I go..... oh, and good morning to all who lurk.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Wednesday, October 02, 2002 at 08:24:09 (EDT)

Dammit! I wanted to be the skipper. And dole wants to be the first mate.
Rafael Palmeiro
USA - Wednesday, October 02, 2002 at 07:06:07 (EDT)

I missed a chance to drop a comment about a stiff wind there, but ya won't catch my sail flagging in the face of stiff competition.... I'm out>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Tuesday, October 01, 2002 at 16:48:11 (EDT)

Guess who Connor's new sponsor is for his America's Cup challenge?... I'll only say that the Americans won't be caught at half mast this time.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Tuesday, October 01, 2002 at 16:42:07 (EDT)

hairy ass logs, hirsute logs, but not harassing logs
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Tuesday, October 01, 2002 at 16:39:33 (EDT)

We got an anonymous call that a certain Proctor's Gamble was stalking this website and leaving harrassing logs.
Middletown's Finest
USA - Tuesday, October 01, 2002 at 16:09:15 (EDT)

Blondes are headed for extinction... http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/nm/20021001/od_uk_nm/oukoe_media_blonds_un&e=2
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Tuesday, October 01, 2002 at 16:09:04 (EDT)

Everybody Wang Chung tonight
Mullet Head
USA - Tuesday, October 01, 2002 at 15:51:42 (EDT)

Kent! Kent! Get me that jackass Jimmy Molson right now! I know you two like playing 'hide the pickle' but his sore ass is affecting his ability to write headlines! I mean look at this shit -- http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news/ap/20021001/ap-mavericks-wang.html
Perry White
Metropolis City Desk, - Tuesday, October 01, 2002 at 15:42:46 (EDT)

NUTS!
Secret Squirrel
USA - Tuesday, October 01, 2002 at 14:59:09 (EDT)

Where's Secret Squirrel?
Morocco Mole
USA - Tuesday, October 01, 2002 at 14:38:42 (EDT)

I'm right here dad
Mole Son
USA - Tuesday, October 01, 2002 at 14:37:06 (EDT)

Where's that kid of mine?
Mole
USA - Tuesday, October 01, 2002 at 14:36:32 (EDT)

Upon inspection of the records we found that the Pro/other ratio and rant count still stand at the old record set when Proctor went off on the "it ain't the heat" rant. The Statistical Department wishes to go on record and say we hope the old record stands for a LONG TIME.
The Statistical Department
Middleblob, USA - Tuesday, October 01, 2002 at 14:34:35 (EDT)

Mommy said to tell her if uncle Jimmy starts tapping his 'pony keg' in our bedroom any more.
Mary-Kate and Ashley Molson
Cornfield, - Tuesday, October 01, 2002 at 14:33:02 (EDT)

Where's the statistical department? We should check the Proc/All-Other-Lurkers ratio and the single-subject-rant count at that one. I think I might have set a new record for beating a dead horse (if you'll forgive the expression).
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Tuesday, October 01, 2002 at 14:22:21 (EDT)

You don't have to be so frosty to me! I'm down to the dregs anyway... LAST CALL EVERYBODY!
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Tuesday, October 01, 2002 at 14:17:25 (EDT)

TV Guide Publisher and Philanthropist Walter Annenberg Dies at 94... now if he'd been a beer drinker he mighta lived another year.
Obituary Man
USA - Tuesday, October 01, 2002 at 14:14:59 (EDT)

Shut yer tap before I shut it for you!
Barkeep
USA - Tuesday, October 01, 2002 at 14:14:01 (EDT)

Now THAT'S what I call playing taps!
the bugler boozer
USA - Tuesday, October 01, 2002 at 14:11:06 (EDT)

I think I might of tapped into something here.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Tuesday, October 01, 2002 at 14:09:11 (EDT)

I CAN't beer much more of this, but I guess we shouldn't keep it bottled up inside us. In a lot of ways he was just a regular mug, I still remember when he got drafted like it was yesterday. He could be cold at times, but he was never bitter and we loved him for that. And it's funny, but when I think back on it he seemed to always be there when family or friends got together.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Tuesday, October 01, 2002 at 14:06:59 (EDT)

Jeez Superman, howbout Lois for a change? I know she has wallet tits but....
Jimmy Molson
Metropolis, - Tuesday, October 01, 2002 at 14:05:34 (EDT)

Come here Jimmy, I'm not done with you!
Superman
USA - Tuesday, October 01, 2002 at 13:59:11 (EDT)

He always encouraged me to shoot for the moon.
Molson Exel
USA - Tuesday, October 01, 2002 at 13:57:12 (EDT)

He made it hurt less when Superman raped me.
Jimmy Molson
Metropolis, - Tuesday, October 01, 2002 at 13:56:20 (EDT)

He made it hurt less when Superman raped me.
Jimmy Molson
Metropolis, - Tuesday, October 01, 2002 at 13:56:16 (EDT)

What did'ya say? Huh? Speak up I can't hear ya!
Molson Extra Old Stock
USA - Tuesday, October 01, 2002 at 13:56:11 (EDT)

He was the one who gave me my nickname Red.
Rickard's Red
USA - Tuesday, October 01, 2002 at 13:54:55 (EDT)

He treated me like family even though I didn't have the family name.
Carling
USA - Tuesday, October 01, 2002 at 13:53:35 (EDT)

He always treated me like I was his precious child.
Molson Golden
USA - Tuesday, October 01, 2002 at 13:51:40 (EDT)

He was the one who encouraged me to go abroad.
Molson Export
USA - Tuesday, October 01, 2002 at 13:50:26 (EDT)

I got a chill when I heard the news.
Molson Ice
USA - Tuesday, October 01, 2002 at 13:49:31 (EDT)

I haven't been able to bring myself to cry about it yet.
Molson Dry
USA - Tuesday, October 01, 2002 at 13:48:34 (EDT)

He was one of us. We'll miss him
Molson Canadian
USA - Tuesday, October 01, 2002 at 13:47:47 (EDT)

headstone: I Drafted Jean Beliveau so FUCK Y'ALL
boris
ukrainus, - Tuesday, October 01, 2002 at 13:26:49 (EDT)

oh daddy Molson, how I loved thee...
Sluggo®
Somewhere on the Cape, USA - Tuesday, October 01, 2002 at 13:26:11 (EDT)

mirror mirror on the wall....this is pretty cool: http://www.mirrorproject.com/index.html
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, October 01, 2002 at 13:21:44 (EDT)

Should we send a card to Sluggo? He used to get teary eyed just describing the Canadiens arena.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Tuesday, October 01, 2002 at 13:15:51 (EDT)

95 years old, not too bad. It shows once again the curative, healing, and healthful affects of good beer.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud , ri USA - Tuesday, October 01, 2002 at 13:12:37 (EDT)

Molson died.
boris
ukrainus, - Tuesday, October 01, 2002 at 12:40:58 (EDT)

Imposters! I'm shocked! The lurk is a place of dignity, wholesomeness, and truth. How dare some imposter try and sully the gleaming edifice of this thing we call lurk.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Tuesday, October 01, 2002 at 12:24:03 (EDT)

Did someone call? I could have sworn that was the same cheer the boys used to call out during cricket matches when I was at bat.
Sir Hute
USA - Tuesday, October 01, 2002 at 12:01:13 (EDT)

besides musicians aren't awake before 7AM when that post was made anyway. unless they're travis tritt.
boris
ukrainus, - Tuesday, October 01, 2002 at 11:57:34 (EDT)

I would never talk that way about the ugly bastard, it might hurt his feelings
MJ
USA - Tuesday, October 01, 2002 at 11:57:29 (EDT)

I am the real, the one, the only MJ. I did not post the "Proctor is Ugly" cheer. My cheer would have been a bit more saucy like this: "Proctor's hair is everywhere including down his underwear! Yay H-I-R-S-U-T-E!"
Mean Joe®
USA - Tuesday, October 01, 2002 at 11:53:01 (EDT)

Imposter Alert !Imposter Alert!
Posers Online
USA - Tuesday, October 01, 2002 at 11:37:04 (EDT)

It's ALL greek to me
An Unintelligible Spaniard
USA - Tuesday, October 01, 2002 at 10:50:18 (EDT)

word of the day... "a more compelling explanation of "gringo" and its origin. The detective says, "The most likely source of 'gringo' is the Spanish word 'gringo' itself, which means 'foreigner' or 'unintelligible gibberish.' The root of 'gringo,' in turn, is thought to have been 'griego,' Spanish for 'Greek,' often applied as slang to any foreigner."
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Tuesday, October 01, 2002 at 10:48:07 (EDT)

i masturbated in church
good catholic boy
USA - Tuesday, October 01, 2002 at 10:41:32 (EDT)

Dear Chong-along Cassidy. The Gringo vs. Gringo. 2 different entities. 2 different levels of suckage to be determined by you.
BSTC
USA - Tuesday, October 01, 2002 at 09:50:43 (EDT)

I would not do you in the dark. I would not blow you in the park. I would not do you on a bus. I would not tie you in a truss. I would not suck you in a tree. I would not fuck you, LET ME BE.
Sam I Am
USA - Tuesday, October 01, 2002 at 09:32:15 (EDT)

The Islets of Langerhorn.
Dia B. Etes <littleclusters@pancreas.com>
USA - Tuesday, October 01, 2002 at 09:29:56 (EDT)

with an Ent.
boris
ukrainus, - Tuesday, October 01, 2002 at 09:29:28 (EDT)

In my ass.
Luke TossOff
USA - Tuesday, October 01, 2002 at 09:24:22 (EDT)

I got another survey for us. Seeing as Mr Phelps has brought up the subject of co-mingling in the oddest of places, Where's the strangest place you've done the deed. One time this subject came up at a party and no matter how odd the spot someone else had done it in the same place. It turned into a sorta challenge to prove who had had the most original place to do it. After about 2 hours of people trying to out poon each other the winning spot was..... in a tree.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Tuesday, October 01, 2002 at 08:42:48 (EDT)

elvreyone? Morning to them that lurk. The geek survey has turned up pigeon droppings and flashbacks thus far. I still have a sliderule... must be a sign of clinging to my geek past.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Tuesday, October 01, 2002 at 08:31:47 (EDT)

Why does elvreyone on this place like Gringo anyway? They suck!!!!!!!!!!
Chong
USA - Tuesday, October 01, 2002 at 07:18:29 (EDT)

Hey Proc - U-G-L-Y You ain't got no alibi! You're ugly, you're ugly! Your mama says you're ugly, hey!
MJ
USA - Tuesday, October 01, 2002 at 06:46:59 (EDT)

hey MJ - RAH RAH REE! Kick 'em in the knee! RAH RAH RASS! Kick 'em in the OTHER knee!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, October 01, 2002 at 06:45:21 (EDT)

the only thing i ever did IN high school, other than cut a lot, was design sets for the theater groups plays. i fucked around so much and didn't do my schoolwork that my GPA was lower than what was required to participate in school activities, but the dean made an exception because they needed my "artistic" skillz. heh. i somehow managed to arrange being able to hang out in the art department for all of my electives. other than that, i smoked a lot of pot, dropped a lot of acid, drank a lot of ackyhole, dyed my hair....you get the idea.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, October 01, 2002 at 06:43:38 (EDT)

I'm a bluebar, dammit.
Bubba the Pigeon
USA - Tuesday, October 01, 2002 at 01:49:43 (EDT)

I want to enter the geek club contest. Here's my entry: CHEERLEADER for my brother and his birds who were in the RI Racing Pigeon Club. No shit.
MJ
USA - Monday, September 30, 2002 at 21:26:31 (EDT)

Gail, Gail, GAIL! That's all I EVER hear.
Gail
USA - Monday, September 30, 2002 at 21:24:29 (EDT)

Where's Gail nowadays?? She still in the band??
Kiwi
USA - Monday, September 30, 2002 at 17:50:55 (EDT)

I'll have to wait and see the new banner tomorrow. This place is getting old fast today... I'm out>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Monday, September 30, 2002 at 16:49:57 (EDT)

For all lurker's edification, BSTC has been busy with a contest winner banner to replace the contest link. Please standby.
BSTC
USA - Monday, September 30, 2002 at 16:41:35 (EDT)

Lurk #7676, that's the spirit!
Spirit of '76
USA - Monday, September 30, 2002 at 16:38:15 (EDT)

don't you mean ENTRAILS?
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Monday, September 30, 2002 at 16:34:38 (EDT)

Earlier I had a notion to survey the lurk for Your Geekiest School Activities- I'll spill it first- tennis team, math team, chess club, environmental club, yearbook committee, drinking team, and the pot dealers cartel (scratch those last two as non-geek activities)
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Monday, September 30, 2002 at 16:33:02 (EDT)

There's that little erstwhile bastard husband of mine. I shoulda known he was hooked back up with the Gringo and all that entails...razzin' frizzin'
Mrs. Phelps
USA - Monday, September 30, 2002 at 16:31:06 (EDT)

Is it just me, or have the terrorists finally made their way back from the caves in Afghanistan to torment the lurk again?
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Monday, September 30, 2002 at 16:08:19 (EDT)

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
Merv Griffin
USA - Monday, September 30, 2002 at 14:48:04 (EDT)

I got a size 13 1/2 shoe, there goes my pick up line... http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&cid=571&ncid=751&e=1&u=/nm/20020930/hl_nm/penis_shoe_dc
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Monday, September 30, 2002 at 14:25:28 (EDT)

that was NO act
Poppa Vein
USA - Monday, September 30, 2002 at 14:16:10 (EDT)

How could anybody follow that act?
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Monday, September 30, 2002 at 13:52:12 (EDT)

Has there been a band that suited up on the One Up stage since the Benny Sizzlers?
Man Janesfield
USA - Monday, September 30, 2002 at 13:41:02 (EDT)

There I was, on my knees in a puddle of questionable origin trying to squeeze a little stiffness into Rob's love needle. The graffiti and stains on the wall were adding to my excitement as I swatted away the fruitflies from Rob's balls and I knew it wouldn't be long (it never is). Rob promised me the world, but I never imagined it could be like this.... ah, what a romantic Rob is.
Phelps' Chick
Back In Alphabet City, NY USA - Monday, September 30, 2002 at 13:10:55 (EDT)

Skills? I don't know about that, but we're passing around comments about that blowjob almost as much as your girl's been passed around.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Monday, September 30, 2002 at 13:02:53 (EDT)

Word has it my lovemaking skills are being bandied about on this website...
Robert Phelps
USA - Monday, September 30, 2002 at 12:42:33 (EDT)

Don't buy his line, the last 8 minute mile he saw was when he ran outa gas on a long downhill stretch on 95
Smoky (Proctor's Dog)
USA - Monday, September 30, 2002 at 12:29:29 (EDT)

What was this guy like a sub-human water fountain or something? Maybe we should hook him up with Phelps' girl, she MUST be a spitter not a swallower too.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Monday, September 30, 2002 at 12:26:53 (EDT)

And a message to Chong-get in line, get ina long line. Lot's of club goers got regurgitated beer in their holes from that dude.
MJ
USA - Monday, September 30, 2002 at 12:12:04 (EDT)

Oh yeah, well I was a leg on the '78 BHS All State mile relay team. Beat that with a baton!
MJ
USA - Monday, September 30, 2002 at 12:10:44 (EDT)

8:28 ain't half bad. Been many moons since I ran, but 8 minutes was about the best I did. Of the guys on the tennis team I was just short of the slowest. I think it was a one-legged hunchbank and a midget with an 80 lb. growth in his left buttock cheek that I ran faster than (if memory serves)
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Monday, September 30, 2002 at 11:34:20 (EDT)

i am a slow runner. very slow. i average a 9:45 (on a good day) - 10:00 per mile pace. this weekend i had my best time ever. i participated in the 5th avenue mile race, and finished in 8:28, which i'm pretty pleased about. granted the race was only 1 mile and the woman who won did it in 5:20, but still. it's a big accomplishment for me. the guy who won did it in 4:24. those mofo's are FAST.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, September 30, 2002 at 11:19:07 (EDT)

Headline of the Day- Forget your analyst, check Uranus
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Monday, September 30, 2002 at 10:58:53 (EDT)

As if it wasn't bad enuf being dizzy as a shit house rat from one of those attacks, I had to look at that hairy fuck with less foliage to hide his ugly face. I think I'm gonna sue that hairdresser for cruel and unusual punishment.
Smoky (Proctor's Dog)
USA - Monday, September 30, 2002 at 10:25:59 (EDT)

Chong, if you are looking to kick Scott's ass (bass player for shotgun/they call it bass for a reason) then you are going to have to get in a long line. If it's any comfort to you his ass has been beat in the past and will be beat again.
BSTC
USA - Monday, September 30, 2002 at 10:04:35 (EDT)

Thankfully I was elsewhere when the deed was done. My agents informed of the occurence.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Monday, September 30, 2002 at 10:04:28 (EDT)

Smoky had another attack of his vestibular disease yesterday. He handled it like a trooper, the attack only lasted a couple of minutes and his recovery was in even less time. Considering the first attack lasted better than two hours and his recovery took over a day, it looks as if the situation is stabilizing. I just hope it wasn't the sight of me that brought on the attack.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Monday, September 30, 2002 at 10:02:41 (EDT)

Did you dance with phelps's woman in the ladies room whilst she performed on rob?
Drugsy
USA - Monday, September 30, 2002 at 10:00:46 (EDT)

I was Stained like a piece of furniture, glazed like a doughnut, rinsed , clipped, trimmed... fried, dyed, and layed to the side, I guess you'd call it. Hell she even snipped my eyebrows! Of course I'm still a walking hairsuit, but the girl IS human you can only expect so much. My mission to flirt and dance with every woman in the city was enjoyable, but fell short of the full census count.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Monday, September 30, 2002 at 09:45:33 (EDT)

phelpsy destroyer has to use jiff
peter pan
USA - Monday, September 30, 2002 at 09:37:41 (EDT)

Proctor, more sordid details PLEASE!. And yeah, how'd the grizzly grooming turn out?
MJ
USA - Monday, September 30, 2002 at 09:15:16 (EDT)

hmmmmm.....maybe they cut proctors head off thinking it was a really nasty mat...? i don't think the lurk is that lucky though....smoky would've said something.....
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, September 30, 2002 at 08:55:07 (EDT)

Mornin to the lurk dwellers. The Wurst had their little glee club reunion as planned. I hear they put peanut butter on the bulkhead door handle when they left (we HOPE that was peanut butter). Upon their post-glee entry into Providence they stopped at the One-Up. After a certain surfer tormented Hymers mercilessly, Bobby booked that polka band again so he could avoid a Wurst gig at the Up. Not to be outdone a certain rhinestone plowboy (Rob Phelps)was caught getting head from his girlfriend in the ladies room and were ejected. Phelps always was a romantic, but it does push the envelope a bit that any girlfriend of his would rightfully gain entrance to a "ladies" room. No word on whether the ejection was pre- or post- ejaculation.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Monday, September 30, 2002 at 08:50:45 (EDT)

i meant waves for fishin. stupid waves put all the blues down. not to mentioned strippers. meanwhile looks like they'll need a bigger Hall: http://www.rockandrollconfidential.com/hall1.htm
boris
ukrainus, - Monday, September 30, 2002 at 08:21:02 (EDT)

OK so I saw the One Ton Shotgun Art on this page. Is the guitarist from that band in Benny? I want to kick that guy's ass. He told me a joke once and then when I was laughing he spit his beer into my open mouth. I spit it back into his face and made him buy me a beer. Maybe it was the bassist. It was the taller one. He looked like CHET from the movie weird science. If you see that guy tell him I'm looking for him.
Chong Lee
USA - Monday, September 30, 2002 at 04:07:20 (EDT)

Word is we have a Calgarian punk rocker or two postin' on this here Benny Sizzler site. We're watching your punk asses, punks!
RCMP
Calgary, Alberta Canada - Sunday, September 29, 2002 at 19:31:40 (EDT)

Yay! Gail i miss's you. Come to canada. Come see a sitting pretty show...hehe...*mwa* hope to hear from ya. *waves* bye
Jackie Hurl <jackie_hurl@hotmail.com>
calgary, alberta canada - Sunday, September 29, 2002 at 18:31:45 (EDT)

re: Waves. I shredded and then I went surfing!
ASSY
USA - Sunday, September 29, 2002 at 15:25:24 (EDT)

It don't git no better than this.
Tasty Waves
USA - Sunday, September 29, 2002 at 15:01:07 (EDT)

cool site
Ella
USA - Saturday, September 28, 2002 at 23:42:59 (EDT)

Chest plus, offshores, won't last all weekend, so its time to grab your stick and hit it.
Drugsy
Seaweed City, USA - Saturday, September 28, 2002 at 09:47:34 (EDT)

waves today or what kids
boris
ukrainus, - Saturday, September 28, 2002 at 07:44:42 (EDT)

Proctor is WAY too hirsute to clean up good. That shit got leaves and berries in it from the last time he wrassled with Gentle Ben.
MJ
USA - Friday, September 27, 2002 at 20:00:23 (EDT)

How about this weekend we all have a fatwa on pro-lifers and Proctor's balls.
Fat Wa
USA - Friday, September 27, 2002 at 19:17:21 (EDT)

this is a weird one
Debra
USA - Friday, September 27, 2002 at 17:24:48 (EDT)

poo bomb, poo bomb, poo bomb
é
Child Eater, USA - Friday, September 27, 2002 at 17:02:35 (EDT)

this is pretty hilarious. http://www.ironycentral.com/babymain.html
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, September 27, 2002 at 15:41:10 (EDT)

out of love and humanity.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, September 27, 2002 at 15:40:37 (EDT)

and I should do that because...?
Jacqués
USA - Friday, September 27, 2002 at 14:39:04 (EDT)

because you never sent me that scrap copper. punk.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, September 27, 2002 at 14:10:48 (EDT)

How come mine said Dork Angel?
Jacqués
USA - Friday, September 27, 2002 at 13:23:44 (EDT)

max schrek, alas. boring boris.
boris
ukrainus, - Friday, September 27, 2002 at 12:39:16 (EDT)

the character i am most like is Gabriel: Dark Angel with an agenda.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, September 27, 2002 at 12:20:00 (EDT)

Heh: http://quizilla.com/users/WikkidGothbabe/quizzes/What%20Christopher%20Walken%20Character%20are%20you%3F
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, September 27, 2002 at 12:12:42 (EDT)

oh, he'll get his for sure boris. hairy fucker.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, September 27, 2002 at 12:10:25 (EDT)

Really! I'm out>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, September 27, 2002 at 11:57:50 (EDT)

Sheesh, I was agreeing with him and ya jump on me. I'm just in a good mood. Oh what the hell, if makes ya feel better kick my ass. Now I'm really out this time >>>>>>>>>>
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, September 27, 2002 at 11:56:30 (EDT)

fuck the john deere. they need proctor to walk into the propellor of a cessna to tame that shit. thx for the ups jerzz
boris
ukrainus, - Friday, September 27, 2002 at 11:53:31 (EDT)

here, here, boris. i got your back. go kick proctor's ass.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, September 27, 2002 at 11:50:51 (EDT)

I'm off to primped and fawned over. Every once in a while even my life takes two good turns in a row. (knock on wood) I'm out>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, September 27, 2002 at 11:47:57 (EDT)

careful boris, your humanity's showing.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, September 27, 2002 at 11:45:46 (EDT)

seven fucking hundred missing presumed dead, and they're instead talking about protestors in DC who are protesting developing countries getting the goddam end view of pipe all the time. wtf. http://www.cnn.com/2002/WORLD/africa/09/27/senegal.ferry/index.html
boris grumpy da.
boris
ukrainus, - Friday, September 27, 2002 at 11:39:43 (EDT)

BTW jerzy, Medeski, Martin, And Wood are doing the apple on Halloween.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, September 27, 2002 at 11:30:09 (EDT)

Glowing, and planning on taking it from a glow to fully lit. Halogens got nothing on me!
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, September 27, 2002 at 11:28:02 (EDT)

I think someone is glowing.
Glowy the Glow Worm
Cockpit, USA - Friday, September 27, 2002 at 11:21:28 (EDT)

And while there is no special occasion, I will be doing the circuit tonight. I had a great night last night and I think I'm gonna try to dance and flirt with every girl in the city by the end of the weekend... Ya don't think that's TOO ambitious do ya?
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, September 27, 2002 at 11:17:24 (EDT)

Damn these keys! I gotta be coming down with something.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, September 27, 2002 at 11:08:00 (EDT)

This place has massage, sauna, etc. It's a full spa and I'm gonna go for damn near anything they offer me.
proc
USA - Friday, September 27, 2002 at 11:06:47 (EDT)

This place has massage, sauna, etc. It's a full spa and I'm gonna go for damn near anything they offer me.
proc
USA - Friday, September 27, 2002 at 11:06:46 (EDT)

She said she just wants to cut a little off. Actually she's one of the top clippers in these parts. (She cuts the hair of the RI Pres. of Megabank Co.) The beard stays too, just getting it all nipped and tucked. No occasion, she's been saying she wanted to get at this mop for quite a while (we're drinking buddies basically). Besides, I get to have a pack of women fussing over me for the afternoon. Now ya know that's really gonna bother me.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, September 27, 2002 at 11:04:18 (EDT)

what's the occasion and what are you having done? are you going corporate? cutting it all and shaving the mug too?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, September 27, 2002 at 10:54:53 (EDT)

jerzy, I got another laugh for ya. I'm getting the full treatment at the salon this afternoon (salon not saloon). I haven't had my hair cut in over a decade and I never had a color before (just a rinse to dump the gray)
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, September 27, 2002 at 10:51:53 (EDT)

her dancin' was hilarious. now why you gotta go and get nasty about how the nigga be talkin' funny, proctor? nigga can't help it, see? and we were havin' us a real nice chat thus far this morn. all i gotta say to that is PIPE-HITTIN'.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, September 27, 2002 at 10:47:13 (EDT)

I'd be careful there TraGd, there are obviously communicable communication diseases here. Lurking is right up there with doorknobs for transmitting all sorts of foul stuff.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, September 27, 2002 at 10:41:11 (EDT)

Wow! double key slip, I clipped my name and double lurked. I must be spending too much time with jerzy. Her stuttering is starting to rub off on me.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, September 27, 2002 at 10:37:27 (EDT)

If only I could see her, oh how happy I would be
TraGd
USA - Friday, September 27, 2002 at 10:34:37 (EDT)

Elaine from Seinfeld. Never saw her dance, but I assume it's quite a sight. I got a slew of hits on a search with just "elaine, dancing".... I think boris is just twisting in the wind cuz Bing buries his lame cords.
proc
USA - Friday, September 27, 2002 at 10:33:15 (EDT)

And the gold of her hair crowns the blue of her eyes like a halo, tenderly
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, September 27, 2002 at 10:30:13 (EDT)

Where the blue of the night meets the gold of the day
TraGd
USA - Friday, September 27, 2002 at 10:24:38 (EDT)

Who the hell is Elaine?
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, September 27, 2002 at 10:22:20 (EDT)

Yes, my client is a media star, but for the sake of his career he will not be admitting to being a lurker.
The Agent of ?
USA - Friday, September 27, 2002 at 10:20:12 (EDT)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA! Elaine! HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, September 27, 2002 at 10:18:21 (EDT)

Proctor dances like Elain
Jerry
USA - Friday, September 27, 2002 at 10:15:13 (EDT)

It ain't me.
Art Lake
USA - Friday, September 27, 2002 at 10:14:13 (EDT)

There definitely was a strong follicle contingent, but I think it had more to do with my dancing fool attitude. If the music is kicking I get out there and shake my money maker like nobody's business. I tend to rule the roost when I get on the dance floor and I always end up with a pack of woman half my age introducing themselves and dancing with me.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, September 27, 2002 at 10:12:36 (EDT)

I thought I was the celeb but then I remembered that I have a large collection of Bill Cosby records. Not bing crozby.
chong lee
USA - Friday, September 27, 2002 at 10:06:05 (EDT)

yeah, I said "INOT" what about it? Spallcheck THIS
MJ
USA - Friday, September 27, 2002 at 09:58:07 (EDT)

a real man... Don't get you knickers in a twist, I can't stay. Put the plastic back on the chairs. Just a grumpy good mornin' to the lurk and then I'm off inot the meat.
MJ
USA - Friday, September 27, 2002 at 09:57:12 (EDT)

I'm not sure why I'm here.
Cadsworth Micewinkle
USA - Friday, September 27, 2002 at 09:55:16 (EDT)

do them hippy chicks still like 'em hirsute, hence yer happiness proc?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, September 27, 2002 at 09:54:49 (EDT)

Eschew?... Gazuntheit
Crumble Sneezington
USA - Friday, September 27, 2002 at 09:43:07 (EDT)

Eschew Obfuscation
Trumble Wordington
USA - Friday, September 27, 2002 at 09:29:25 (EDT)

Medeski, Martin, and Wood kicked some slamming jazzy improvisational grooves last night. They was funky! And I MEAN makes your fingers stink funky! Lupo's was packed and I danced all night with the prettiest woman in the joint much to the chagrin of her boyfriend/husband/whatever he was. Sapphire and tonics and hordes of friendly dancing hippy chicks, a formula for one hell of a time I tell ya.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, September 27, 2002 at 09:04:10 (EDT)

Morning to the lurk, and a lovely Irish morning it is. I found out last night that we've been having a local celebrity lurking of late. So for once it isn't another splintered personality of the core lurkers raising the anxiety level in the "I know that's you lurking under another name" paranoia. Y'all know the name ('cept jerzy) and you'd never thunk I had any connection to said lurker so speculate if you must, but you'll not be figgering this one out.... one hint- This newby has the biggest Bing Crosby collection I've ever heard of so it's no surprise he be listening and lurking to this here basement explosion.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, September 27, 2002 at 08:42:50 (EDT)

Ode to the midnite lurker- How lonely I am as I log onto the yellow and brown. How lonely I'll be when I get run out of town. Thank you.
MJ
USA - Friday, September 27, 2002 at 00:01:05 (EDT)

fuckers. every last one of you!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, September 26, 2002 at 21:51:04 (EDT)

he's gone willy nilly
another antagonizer
USA - Thursday, September 26, 2002 at 16:01:25 (EDT)

So one coconut says to the other coconut "If ya get tired of just hanging around you should drop in sometime. I could use the company and you always crack me up"
I've Got A Lovely Bunch Of Coconuts
USA - Thursday, September 26, 2002 at 15:54:14 (EDT)

where's my willy?! did his weeping wound finally kill him dead? sniff, sniff, that would suck.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, September 26, 2002 at 15:52:39 (EDT)

I'm betting they got rabbit on special at Schroeder's Deli today.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Thursday, September 26, 2002 at 15:46:22 (EDT)

sorry i missed that...you don't often see a coconut speaking into another coconut da.
boris
ukrainus, - Thursday, September 26, 2002 at 15:46:04 (EDT)

Jrz, MJ out in the meat world today. Signing on using a passerby's coconut wireless. When I return to the pod sometime late in the eve I will check my male. Yes, I said male.
MJ
USA - Thursday, September 26, 2002 at 15:24:10 (EDT)

This is the band site. under the recordings check out the title cut on The Dropper... http://www.mmw.net/
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Thursday, September 26, 2002 at 15:14:54 (EDT)

We had a witness for the prosecution, but her lips were sealed.
The Prosecutor
USA - Thursday, September 26, 2002 at 15:02:01 (EDT)

It's a lovely day in the neighborhood. The bummer called summer has finally left and comfortable fall weather should prevail soon. I'm going to a kick-ass show tonight, Medeski, Martin, and Wood are at Lupo's...... time for sundaes, be back in a few.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Thursday, September 26, 2002 at 14:48:40 (EDT)

My client the rabbit definitely has a case. We'll call it the hare suit in honor of certain Lurkists...
The Lawyer
- Thursday, September 26, 2002 at 14:40:34 (EDT)

HELLO LURK! did MJ get her she-male? how is everyone this overcast, grey day?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, September 26, 2002 at 14:20:12 (EDT)

Rabbit Blowing Seal Spills Its Pearls in Pussy
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Thursday, September 26, 2002 at 13:45:16 (EDT)

Bad Seal Spills Rabbit Pearl Jam All Over Pussy
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Thursday, September 26, 2002 at 13:41:42 (EDT)

Rabbit and Pussy Have a Falling Out- Bad Seal Blamed
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Thursday, September 26, 2002 at 13:38:50 (EDT)

A better headline (pardon the expression)- The Rabbit Blows A Seal
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Thursday, September 26, 2002 at 13:35:58 (EDT)

uh, girls... you might wanna be careful.. http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&cid=573&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20020926/od_nm/vibrator_dc
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Thursday, September 26, 2002 at 13:29:22 (EDT)

Limey Radio 6. da da da
Casio
USA - Thursday, September 26, 2002 at 12:58:56 (EDT)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio/. go to BBC Radio 6. heard X and Gen X in last hour. not bad all things considered.
boris
ukrainus, - Thursday, September 26, 2002 at 12:50:47 (EDT)

Any of you bastards listen to internet radioooo? Whichy one.
Music is for Listening
USA - Thursday, September 26, 2002 at 12:45:05 (EDT)

I noticed someone crushing quaaludes into a fine powder in the back room. They had a box of jimmies sitting next to them, so I think I'm going sprinkle free when they serve up the goodies at 3:00.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Thursday, September 26, 2002 at 12:43:19 (EDT)

so proc, did they give you the old "here's your sundae don't come in monday" trick or what?
boris
ukrainus, - Thursday, September 26, 2002 at 12:31:14 (EDT)

I think the Ole Lady's hitting the bottle again.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Thursday, September 26, 2002 at 12:29:11 (EDT)

BANSISHED i say!
boris
ukrainus, - Thursday, September 26, 2002 at 12:17:21 (EDT)

That's IT Ole Lady. You are bansished from today's lurk for so many violations in one log. What a disgrace to the blue and gold!
Swedish Spallchecker
Stockholm, Sweden - Thursday, September 26, 2002 at 12:10:02 (EDT)

this is scary: http://www.claybroome.com/8-24/
boris
ukrainus, - Thursday, September 26, 2002 at 12:08:48 (EDT)

I ain't lettin' that two bit GB band play in my lot unles sthey plug my stuffed quahogs 9Friday's onlY0 repeatedly-over and over, between songs, during songs, soundcheck. then MAYBE they can pollute my parking lot.
Ole Lady Shroeder
USA - Thursday, September 26, 2002 at 12:08:28 (EDT)

Why do we always get the rap when things go bad?
Null & Void
USA - Thursday, September 26, 2002 at 12:06:16 (EDT)

no, John dear....
boris
ukrainus, - Thursday, September 26, 2002 at 11:26:03 (EDT)

Word to our consumers- Any use of John Deere equipment for purposes other than those described in our instructions will render the warranty null and void.
John Deere
USA - Thursday, September 26, 2002 at 11:20:15 (EDT)

John Deere? Is he another LaSalle grad?
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Thursday, September 26, 2002 at 11:16:21 (EDT)

re: bikini lines.....probably best to let John Deere handle that...
boris
ukrainus, - Thursday, September 26, 2002 at 11:05:50 (EDT)

And when is the Bobby's gig? I need to make sure that my thigh highs are polished and that I've waxed my bikini lines.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Thursday, September 26, 2002 at 10:16:03 (EDT)

How about a Sizzler outdoor show in the parking lot of Schroeder's Deli?
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Thursday, September 26, 2002 at 10:12:54 (EDT)

Check the tour dates boys. Bobby's rollerink is an all ages skate show.
Benny Sizzler Musical Director
USA - Thursday, September 26, 2002 at 09:58:44 (EDT)

Those LaSalle boys really know how to wear a sweater. We always had to throw out those rumfud brutes. They'd show up in their tutu's and start fights all the time, but at least they kept those horrible females away from those sharp dressed LaSalle boys.
Bobby
Bobby's Roller Way, USA - Thursday, September 26, 2002 at 09:57:13 (EDT)

Check the records for my name and the final scores.
Proctor's Dad
rumfud, ri USA - Thursday, September 26, 2002 at 09:50:30 (EDT)

Now I'm from rumfid too. Benny should play the roller rink
chong lee
USA - Thursday, September 26, 2002 at 09:46:14 (EDT)

good, you've narrowed it down to about 50,000 people in RI. well done. oh and the football team hasn't lost yet this CENTURY so fuck y'all..
boris
ukrainus, - Thursday, September 26, 2002 at 09:37:38 (EDT)

Hey Proctor, don't forget to wear that sequined jock strap. I love the way the fringe tickles my chin.
A LaSalle Alumni
USA - Thursday, September 26, 2002 at 09:23:46 (EDT)

Ah yes, Thanksgiving. I love the way those LaSalle boys give head. They all have such girlish features and are so insistent on servicing us EP men. It's always such a giggle the way the LaSalle boys still haven't figured out that even when they win on the field they get the asses kicked in the parking lot. Come to think of it, you have pretty effeminate features. You must of done your time on your knees in the bathroom at Pierce Field.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Thursday, September 26, 2002 at 09:16:39 (EDT)

proc, that sure splains what happens every thanksgiving morning at pierce field. now if THAT isn't self-outing i don't know what is ; )
boris
ukrainus, - Thursday, September 26, 2002 at 08:57:00 (EDT)

Do you have trouble locating pasties to match your favorite purse? Are you tired of the looks you get in the lingerie section of Walmart? Well we've got a shopping solution for you. Come on down to Tastie Pasties where a prince is treated like a queen. Discreetly located next to Orange Julius store, you can shop with the help of our knowledgeable staff who are out (and we do mean out) to make sure you have a no hassle tassle shopping experience.
The Hostess-- Tastie Pasties
Providence Place Mall, USA - Thursday, September 26, 2002 at 08:54:54 (EDT)

That's strange jerzy, I wore that very same outfit to my first football practice. The guys seemed to think that was pretty funny too. I still like to wear the thigh high rubber boots with my tutu, but I no longer wear the shoulder pads. I find that the pads obscure my tassle pasties and after looking so long for a shade of lipstick to match the tassles I can't bring myself to cover them up.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Thursday, September 26, 2002 at 08:18:52 (EDT)

MJ - you've got she-male.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, September 26, 2002 at 08:04:44 (EDT)

when i was little i had this thing about wearing costumes. an example: i used to wear my brother's football pads and jersey on top, my sister's ballet tutu on the bottom and her black rubber riding boots that on me were like thigh highs. i dressed like this a lot. heh. will send a picture to the benny site....it's pretty funny. i wore a lot of hats. and red lipstick. and steel toed boots. lots of black. heh. so silly!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, September 26, 2002 at 07:53:05 (EDT)

Woke up this morning my nintendo was broke i had me a bad dream now my sheets are all soaked.
8 year old blues boy
USA - Thursday, September 26, 2002 at 06:33:57 (EDT)

Man, I woke up this morning and all my fusion was cold.
Scientific Guy
USA - Thursday, September 26, 2002 at 06:32:21 (EDT)

okay, Jrz, me too. Ma said no to the Candies. Way too slutty. Didn't suit my style anyway. I did the Dr.Sholes too. But what I really dug were the suede clogs-when they first came out. I was way hot in my wide- wale lime green cords and my god damned clogs. Then espadrilles came along and it was all over for clogs. All over...
MJ
Memories High School, USA - Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 23:36:36 (EDT)

i wore dr. shols instead. then i graduated to dm's. i was never a creeper grrrl. god no! never!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 22:46:02 (EDT)

my mom would never let me have a pair of candies. she thought i might want to become a playboy bunny or something.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 22:44:42 (EDT)

Did someone say CANDIES?!!
MJ
USA - Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 18:03:16 (EDT)

I'm gonna go get another one of those candies for after class tonight.... I'm out>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 16:47:08 (EDT)

It's sundaes tomorrow at Megabank Co... Why do I feel they're fattening us up for the kill?
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 16:34:11 (EDT)

Have you tried our NEW Pucker Candies? They're buttplug shaped and minty fresh! Try one soon and don't forget our slogan- Tucker where you Pucker, That's the Ultimate ALL-DAY SUCKER!
Tucker Candies
USA - Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 16:03:36 (EDT)

Actually they are buttplug shaped candies. I refuse to explain how I found out they're spearmint flavored.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 15:07:46 (EDT)

DUDE the whats ROCK! (or is it DUDE the matters ROCK!)
boris
ukrainus, - Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 15:05:30 (EDT)

Proctor, be thankful for the employee appreciation candy. Why when I was your ageat Megabank we got rubber butt plugs and liked it
MJ
USA - Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 15:02:11 (EDT)

These tits o mine may not defy gravity but they sure as hell defy description
Ole Lady Shroeder <snaps@woreout.com>
USA - Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 14:59:01 (EDT)

These are matters of grave importance!
The Grave Digger
USA - Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 14:42:54 (EDT)

Megabank Co continues to give megamixed signals. It's employee appreciation week around here. I guess that's why they announced the impending layoffs LAST week. Wouldn't want to spoil the fun. The word is they're going to be able to place almost all of us in other jobs (and we know how trustworthy this bank is). They just had a little gathering and gave us all calling cards for an hour of long distance calls AND a little packet-o-cheques Traveller stylee. Yup, $40 in Trav cheques! They'll be an extra sack of kibble for me and the pooch this week.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 14:40:53 (EDT)

Oops, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to interupt the awesome local cover band What Matters guest book. I thought this was the Benny Sizzler lurk.
W.O.W.
USA - Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 14:32:04 (EDT)

The Ole gray matter ain't what she used to be.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 14:27:52 (EDT)

sure the hell ain't anti-gravity da.
boris
ukrainus, - Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 14:15:48 (EDT)

I'll show you anti-matter. Take a look at these wallet tits of mine.
Ole Lady Shroeder
USA - Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 13:43:31 (EDT)

Yeah, THANKS!!! (putting on his best sarcastic tone)
Smoky (Proctor's Dog)
USA - Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 12:36:50 (EDT)

I ain't his mater. We found him on the doorstep... the BACK doorstep I might add. We figgered it would give the dog someone to play with. If only we'd known...
Al not his mater
USA - Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 12:35:00 (EDT)

So you're neutron on the subject. I'll have to ask Al me mater how she feels about that
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 12:32:05 (EDT)

mi mater say it no matter either way.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 12:20:17 (EDT)

as a matter of fact, i have given the matter vs. anti-matter thought, and not that it matters, but i am really on the fence about the matter. i think i shall have to ask mi mater.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 12:15:58 (EDT)

That's Absolute
The Legal Staff
USA - Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 12:12:08 (EDT)

Welcome to the Quark Qafe. Can I interest you in a Martian Martini? Or the house specialty, the absolute Atom Smasher?
The Maitre D'
a street corner somewhere in the, Universe - Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 12:07:25 (EDT)

I said, where's mommy's drink?
MJ
USA - Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 11:55:28 (EDT)

So this is what a black hole looks like
Stephen Hawking
USA - Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 11:52:32 (EDT)

Nothing really matters, nothing really matters to me
A Rhapsodic Bohemian
USA - Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 11:45:24 (EDT)

So jerzy, are you pro- or anti- matter?
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 11:17:10 (EDT)

What about the Ebony Coast?
Stevie Wonder
USA - Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 11:13:36 (EDT)

i'm here, i'm here...jeez! SOME of us have to bring home the bacon!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 11:12:01 (EDT)

I hate the ivory coast. I only use Zest!
Chong
USA - Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 11:10:50 (EDT)

Did jerzy call in lurk absent?
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 10:47:21 (EDT)

Hey, the anti-matter debate is serious matter... what'ya been sippin there MJ?
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 10:34:10 (EDT)

I'm still pissed and still lit. Who's gonna bring mommy another drink?
MJ
USA - Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 10:27:41 (EDT)

What is this a friggin nerd-off? Please tell me there's no giggling going on behind your crt's.
Jocko Homo
USA - Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 10:20:00 (EDT)

quarks are anti-mitochondriacs!
schlepton
- Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 10:16:56 (EDT)

I hear ya bo
a lepton
USA - Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 10:10:57 (EDT)

It's not fair, quarks get all the press.
a boson
USA - Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 10:10:32 (EDT)

randy moss. where to begin. ok howbout jail. da.
boris
ukrainus, - Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 10:03:55 (EDT)

You BETTER not be calling me dark matter!
Randy Moss
USA - Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 09:55:57 (EDT)

Pardon the interruption of the anti-matter anti-debate, but I just wanna go on record and say Randy Moss is an ass.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 09:55:03 (EDT)

I may be cold, but I'm dark and I matter.
Cold Dark Matter
USA - Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 09:43:32 (EDT)

Hey, it's an 11 dimensional universe and there's room for all us particles to live out our brief existence without putting down other particles spin.
a closeted particle
USA - Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 09:40:55 (EDT)

I've got sparticles in my quantum foam.
a superstring
USA - Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 09:37:36 (EDT)

Triangle man is a pussy!
Particle Man
USA - Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 09:36:47 (EDT)

at least you don't have to hear those stupid meson-dixon jokes I hear all the time
meson
USA - Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 09:27:32 (EDT)

I feel as if I lead a very small existence
gluon
USA - Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 09:26:18 (EDT)

I'm a Weakly Interacting Massive Particle (yes that's right I'm a WIMP). I may be a bit slow, but just because I'm cold dark matter I shouldn't be deprived of the same existence that non-exotic particles have.
a squark
USA - Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 09:24:40 (EDT)

Hell no we won't go. We won't die for Texaco.
P.L.O. (Particle Liberation Front)
Washingtomb, DC USA - Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 09:16:46 (EDT)

lurk #007007
Agent 007-007
USA - Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 09:13:16 (EDT)

Don't do it. Stick to your pro-matter upbringing. If you don't think you can give a particle a proper acceleration then let us help you. After you bring the particle to term we'll step in and find it a decent christian home.
The Director
The Home For Wayward Particles, USA - Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 09:09:26 (EDT)

http://physics.bu.edu/ATLAS/guide/anti-matter.html. And yes, Scientific Guy has no dick da.
boris
ukrainus, - Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 09:08:07 (EDT)

Bumfights? Bumfights! Silly me, I thought it was ass v. ass. Booty v. booty. Junk v. trunk.
J. Load
Sir Mixity, USA - Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 09:05:33 (EDT)

I'm NOT wasted! I'm just a little tipsy.
a particle
USA - Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 09:04:18 (EDT)

Every particle is sacred, every particle is great. If a particle is wasted. Geno gets quite irate.
Church of Geno
Italia - Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 09:00:41 (EDT)

anybody out there wanna make a few extra bucks... http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&cid=638&ncid=762&e=1&u=/nm/20020925/en_nm/leisure_bumfights_dc
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 08:58:44 (EDT)

Every particle that's created is a potential atom and you'll burn in eternal hellfire if you practice any kind of particle control.
Reverand Biblio Thumper
Sanctimony , MS USA - Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 08:42:14 (EDT)

So where do my fellow lurkers fall in this debate? Are you pro- or anti- matter. Those pro-matter folks that are always protesting outside the particle accelerator clinic annoy the shit outa me. I mean, if you can't give an anti-quark a decent home it just seems the humane thing to do to just let that particle spin off without capturing it in a magnetic field. If a particle can't survive outside the accelerator it's just not a real atom yet. Hey, you don't have to agree with me, but If it's your accelerator nobody else should be able to make your choices for you.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 08:28:55 (EDT)

That wasn't anti-matter. It was just the genatalia of a ukranian.
Scientific Guy
USA - Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 08:23:28 (EDT)

No, but it did come with Pole Position. I know you are good at handling poles.
Chong Lee
USA - Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 08:17:08 (EDT)

Now if I could only find some Dilithium crystals I could get this egg crate moving.
Scotty
USA - Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 08:15:15 (EDT)

Some scientific types recently created an atom of anti-matter...
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 08:13:12 (EDT)

well i'm sure Commodore 64's came with Donkey Dong, so play that. or have you mastered it?
boris
ukrainus, - Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 07:39:34 (EDT)

Oh, and I saw you smoking a misty menthol light in Zayres last night.
Chong Lee
USA - Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 07:33:41 (EDT)

I only have a commadore 64. And I hate the Astros.
Chong Lree
USA - Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 07:31:34 (EDT)

oh and boris smoke marlboro REDs. mediums are for pussies (who wanna die slower).
boris
ukrainus, - Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 07:10:00 (EDT)

dear chong...so sorry to disappoint. maybe later today we'll do revisit astro-physics and the anti-matter debate. now go back to your playstation.
boris
ukrainus, - Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 07:08:50 (EDT)

You people sound like a bunch of mondos hanging out behind cumberland farms. Lets put all our change together and buy a pack of marlboro mediums so we can smoke 'em in dunkin donuts and talk about our favorite high school heavy metal band "Haley's Vomit". Well it's time to stop banging that beat meladdyloo. get off the pot or get lined up on the nickel pal.
Chong Lee
USA - Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 06:37:59 (EDT)

Boris, I'm lit like a two bit hooker at a zoning board meeting
MJ
USA - Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 00:07:23 (EDT)

and you're not from warwick either. no one there can spall.
boris
ukrainus, - Tuesday, September 24, 2002 at 20:07:55 (EDT)

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.
TraGo
Warwick, RI USA - Tuesday, September 24, 2002 at 19:07:56 (EDT)

mean jozeph iz lit?
boris
ukrainus, - Tuesday, September 24, 2002 at 18:47:10 (EDT)

Well the zoo gates appear to be opening, so I guess it's time to roll. Lurk on!... I'm out>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Tuesday, September 24, 2002 at 16:47:20 (EDT)

I want a nap so bad, and something tells me statistics class is gonna be something less than stimulating. I'm gonna have to java junkie through class tonight... Dunkin Donuts here I come.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Tuesday, September 24, 2002 at 16:42:18 (EDT)

MJ, welcome aboard. what up with the uric acid level?
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Tuesday, September 24, 2002 at 16:21:54 (EDT)

MJ back and she PISSED or just lit, not sure which...
MJ
USA - Tuesday, September 24, 2002 at 16:10:00 (EDT)

What? No hip-hoppity Bugs rapping reference?
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Tuesday, September 24, 2002 at 15:22:13 (EDT)

You should see my hoop-tee hopping down Hollywood Blvd
Bug-Z
USA - Tuesday, September 24, 2002 at 15:13:51 (EDT)

jesus hirsute christ! i go away for two minutes and come back to cartoon mania! WTF?!!? MJ? where's your drink....?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, September 24, 2002 at 14:37:35 (EDT)

I am me as you are we and we are all together
lurk #6900
USA - Tuesday, September 24, 2002 at 14:28:41 (EDT)

Is it Elmer Pig or Porky Fudd? I'm experiencing cartoon cross-schizophrenia.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Tuesday, September 24, 2002 at 13:52:40 (EDT)

Hey! D-d-d-dats my schtick!
Pork-E
USA - Tuesday, September 24, 2002 at 13:48:38 (EDT)

You t-t-t-tell him Fudd! I g-g-g-g-got yer b-b-back!
Sty-Lee
pig in a poke, USA - Tuesday, September 24, 2002 at 13:46:03 (EDT)

I think ya better st-st-st-st-step off the enema talk D-D-D-Doc. Us st-st-st-stutterers can get p-p-p-pretty ugly when you f-f-fuck with us.
Fudd G
USA - Tuesday, September 24, 2002 at 13:42:31 (EDT)

jerzy, I recommend you get a second opinion. Unless you're into that kinda stuff.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Tuesday, September 24, 2002 at 13:36:31 (EDT)

Did you hear that Elmer Fudd has joined the Crips and has a new rap album coming out. He's changing his name to Fudd G (get it?) and his first release is gonna be called DE-DEET DE-DEET DAT'S ALL MOTHERFUCKERS!
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Tuesday, September 24, 2002 at 13:33:36 (EDT)

I recommend Barium enemas be administered three times daily until she's either cured or her colon explodes. It may seem a bit extreme, but I have found that these stuttering cases can be very stubborn.
Doctor Bombast
USA - Tuesday, September 24, 2002 at 13:29:05 (EDT)

My client Fudgie the Whale wishes to remind you about his copyright. And his brother the football fan -- alias Fudgie the Packer -- has a copyright pending.
The Lawyer
Atlantic Ocean, - Tuesday, September 24, 2002 at 13:27:00 (EDT)

So Doc, d'ya think ya can help jerzy with that speech impediment?
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Tuesday, September 24, 2002 at 13:24:09 (EDT)

I got pulled over in my car, cop said "Where's your glasses? Says on your licence you wear em." I said,"I have contacts." He said, "I don't care who you know, you're getting a ticket"
TraGo
Warwick, RI USA - Tuesday, September 24, 2002 at 13:23:24 (EDT)

Sometimes I'm fudge brown
Al Jolson
USA - Tuesday, September 24, 2002 at 13:21:54 (EDT)

I am an elf and i am fudge brown
E.L. Fudge
USA - Tuesday, September 24, 2002 at 13:18:54 (EDT)

Did someone call for a doctor?
Doctor Bombast
USA - Tuesday, September 24, 2002 at 13:00:02 (EDT)

i fudged my pants
billy beatnik
USA - Tuesday, September 24, 2002 at 12:45:30 (EDT)

jerzy, you seem to be developing a persistent stutter. Do we have a lurk speech thera