lurkive 30aug-17sep 02

Drugsy got photo evidence being forwarded to BSTC from his personal collection of vile/toothsome bodily excretions. Please stand by.
Drugsy
USA - Tuesday, September 17, 2002 at 17:39:19 (EDT)

Todays lurk was just oozing with... with.... well it just oozed. I'm gonna go scrape the lurk grease off of me. I'm out>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Tuesday, September 17, 2002 at 16:51:33 (EDT)

my leg is pussing heavily...enjoy...and yes, I'm still MANstrating in my MANssiere...see ya after softballs...good day cruel lurk...
Willy
USA - Tuesday, September 17, 2002 at 16:32:53 (EDT)

EYE SNOOKIES!
Little Timmy
USA - Tuesday, September 17, 2002 at 16:28:43 (EDT)

yellow pimple ooze!
acne ridden teenager
USA - Tuesday, September 17, 2002 at 16:06:07 (EDT)

OUTED! YOU BASTID!
Monsieur Fromage
- Tuesday, September 17, 2002 at 15:56:52 (EDT)

We may have to bring in a few more alphabets to cover the stomach turning spewings of the lurk... DOH! I forgot nose bubbles too!
Proctor's gamble
rimfud, ri USA - Tuesday, September 17, 2002 at 15:40:35 (EDT)

what about me? i don't even get my own letter?
diarhea
USA - Tuesday, September 17, 2002 at 15:36:25 (EDT)

DINGLEBERRIES!!!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, September 17, 2002 at 15:34:05 (EDT)

oh, and je parle francaise, en peu. oui? oui.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, September 17, 2002 at 15:33:27 (EDT)

hair-filled, tooth growing benign tumor? endrometrial tissue? god, i'm grossing myself out....puke, corny feces, viscous urine? i am so disgusting. my bad.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, September 17, 2002 at 15:29:51 (EDT)

what about bloody pus? dick cheese? lumpy, infected cum? boris, i know czech words but can't really speak it. i can order beer and food. my brother is fluent and my sister-in-law was born and raised there...she actually speaks many languages - czech (native), english, italian, russian, german, some french.....
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, September 17, 2002 at 15:28:16 (EDT)

P- other, SMEGMA!! One word says it all, smegma
Poppa Vein
USA - Tuesday, September 17, 2002 at 15:19:21 (EDT)

I must say that while phlegm and boogers still hold a special place in my heart, I have to vote H-anal blood farts. Those words bring such a vibrant image to mind... kinda gives ya a chill.
Proctor's gamble
rimfud, ri USA - Tuesday, September 17, 2002 at 14:57:10 (EDT)

Oh, I'm to SPECIFY what my "other" excretion is. Okay, it's INGROWN HAIR.
MJ
USA - Tuesday, September 17, 2002 at 14:51:42 (EDT)

Boris you little bastard, I KNEW you were behind the poo!
MJ
USA - Tuesday, September 17, 2002 at 14:50:36 (EDT)

My favorite is "P" (other)!
MJ
USA - Tuesday, September 17, 2002 at 14:49:15 (EDT)

boris pees with an accent
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Tuesday, September 17, 2002 at 14:48:49 (EDT)

I think we should take a lurk poll... What is your favorite lurk bodily excretion?- A- pee B- poo C- assdrippings D- menstruation E- boogers F- sweat G- farts H- anal blood farts I- MANstruation J- bile K- toe cheese L- ear wax M- phlegm N- loogies O- hungarian grease P- other (please specify)
Proctor's gamble
rimfud, ri USA - Tuesday, September 17, 2002 at 14:47:18 (EDT)

der poopy and peepee colors were 100% correct given BSTC-professed standards da. besides if i used EXACT same yellow as website yellow it wouldn't have looked like a pee stain da.
boris
ukrainus, - Tuesday, September 17, 2002 at 14:43:06 (EDT)

And for the love of Jesus, who, how, and why are there log entries in non Benny compliant font sizes and colors?! For he love of GOD. Is Boris behind this?
MJ
USA - Tuesday, September 17, 2002 at 14:19:40 (EDT)

WIlly, you MANstruating still, or what?
MJ
USA - Tuesday, September 17, 2002 at 14:17:38 (EDT)

That's right, a real man just logged on.
MJ
USA - Tuesday, September 17, 2002 at 14:16:36 (EDT)

jerzy do you really speak czech?
boris
ukrainus, - Tuesday, September 17, 2002 at 14:04:11 (EDT)

OK, I'll bite, What name would that be?
Proctor's gamble
rimfud, ri USA - Tuesday, September 17, 2002 at 13:07:00 (EDT)

NEVER again use my name and the term LAID in the same sentence proctor.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, September 17, 2002 at 13:04:01 (EDT)

i got a nice patch picked out myself. if the coffin's rocking don't bother knocking
Poppa Vein
USA - Tuesday, September 17, 2002 at 12:23:52 (EDT)

So are ya all gonna pitch in to get me LAID OUT with that coffin I picked?
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Tuesday, September 17, 2002 at 11:54:36 (EDT)

who the hell is MIKE?!!?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, September 17, 2002 at 11:41:40 (EDT)

that's rich...very rich...
Willy
USA - Tuesday, September 17, 2002 at 11:24:46 (EDT)

Is this really what it's like to be in exile?
Proctor's gamble
rimfud, ri USA - Tuesday, September 17, 2002 at 11:20:12 (EDT)

Oops! I forgot the link... http://www.cofanifunebri.it/novembre-dicembre.htm
Proctor's gamble
rimfud, ri USA - Tuesday, September 17, 2002 at 11:17:56 (EDT)

And it just so happens I spotted one I thought Willy might like (note the inscription). Of course I hope your with us for many years to come....
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Tuesday, September 17, 2002 at 11:17:04 (EDT)

I had this sudden unexplained urge to shop for a coffin. I found a wonderful Italian coffin making company. I picked this fine model... http://www.cofanifunebri.it/padrepio1.jpg
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Tuesday, September 17, 2002 at 11:14:23 (EDT)

I coulda sworn I just saw my dog go by carrying a box of rat poison.... NAH! Couldn't of been him....
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Tuesday, September 17, 2002 at 10:52:29 (EDT)

GOOD DAY! rumor has it Benny is gonna try it AGAIN tonight behind the Benny Bulkhead...
Willy
USA - Tuesday, September 17, 2002 at 10:50:35 (EDT)

Hey wait a minute! The only piece I get around here is when he goes key crazy on the lurk. If you're gonna ban him, ya gotta go all the way and kill em. It just wouldn't be fair to me otherwise.
Smoky (Proctor's Dog)
USA - Tuesday, September 17, 2002 at 10:49:58 (EDT)

i think it's important to try and capture a less jaded, more innocent time. i think we should ban proctor from the lurk.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, September 17, 2002 at 10:46:32 (EDT)

I say, I say boy. don't you know a good chicken-hawk should be able to tell the difference between a bluebird and a chicken?
Foghorn Leghorn
USA - Tuesday, September 17, 2002 at 10:41:36 (EDT)

What!? Are you prejiduce or something? Just cuz they call it a murder of crows don't assume we're not fun guys.
Heckle & Jeckle
USA - Tuesday, September 17, 2002 at 10:37:36 (EDT)

What about me? I wrote a song called Bluebird.
Stephen Stills
USA - Tuesday, September 17, 2002 at 10:34:46 (EDT)

I can animate the walking dead, if ya know what I mean.
Playboy Bunny
USA - Tuesday, September 17, 2002 at 10:32:52 (EDT)

Do I count? I can be rather animated on stage.
Bunny Wailer
USA - Tuesday, September 17, 2002 at 10:31:39 (EDT)

Tweet, tweet
The Bluebird of Happiness
USA - Tuesday, September 17, 2002 at 10:30:15 (EDT)

Ah, What's up Doc?
Bugs Bunny
USA - Tuesday, September 17, 2002 at 10:29:30 (EDT)

where are the animated bunnies and bluebirds?!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, September 17, 2002 at 10:14:24 (EDT)

my scrotum is VERY light hearted today. how's yours?
Poppa Vein
USA - Tuesday, September 17, 2002 at 10:12:45 (EDT)

Hey jerzy, I forgot to tell you something. I came across a poem written about the search & rescue dogs at ground zero. It's called The Searchers, and by the point of view of the writer I assume he was one of the handlers.
Proctor's gamble
rimfud, ri USA - Tuesday, September 17, 2002 at 09:51:35 (EDT)

What diarhea ain't lighthearted enuf? How about some fun facts!! Who needs Zyclon-B when you can just move to L.A.?--- "A two-week-old baby in the Los Angeles area has already been exposed to more toxic air pollution than the U.S. government deems acceptable as a cancer risk over a lifetime..." er,jerzy.... I guess that's not quite what ya had in mind, huh?
Proctor's gamble
rimfud, ri USA - Tuesday, September 17, 2002 at 09:47:04 (EDT)

the lurk used to be so lighthearted. what happened?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, September 17, 2002 at 09:38:20 (EDT)

Don't talk to me today. I'm playing with my new Lego® Concentration Camp! Complete with walking skeletons and gas chambers.
Drugsy
Libera, USA - Tuesday, September 17, 2002 at 09:01:33 (EDT)

The lurk needs cyber-blackberry to keep me from running on like that and leaving such a big smear on the lurk.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Tuesday, September 17, 2002 at 08:57:02 (EDT)

I remember when a band came to rocket one time and the lead singer raced into the bathroom as soon as they showed up. He was on the crapper in seconds and intended on spending the evening there, but the show must go on. I gave him a double shot of blackberry and he was Depends free in a matter of minutes.
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Tuesday, September 17, 2002 at 08:54:22 (EDT)

I see the wonderful world of font and color variation has entered the lurk overnight. jerzy, I recommend a shot of blackberry brandy for what ails ya. It w**ks on everything short of Tasmanian trots. If we had the runs or a lousy stomach My dad would feed us a shot and tell us to go to school (in our house if you weren't dead ya went to school). I always dreaded that I'd crap my pants in front of the other kids, but the blackberry calms the stomach and puts a cork in it.
Proctor's gamble
rimfud, ri USA - Tuesday, September 17, 2002 at 08:48:03 (EDT)

PEE!
#1
USA - Tuesday, September 17, 2002 at 08:19:19 (EDT)

willy, is it a manssiere or a bro? good morning to the lurk. i've had an upset stomach for two days now. it sucks. SUCKS i say.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, September 17, 2002 at 06:26:23 (EDT)

Does any body here like music? I mean REALLY like music!
Rea
Headphone Vestibule, USA - Monday, September 16, 2002 at 23:40:53 (EDT)

How? Now? Brown POO!?
Bastards
USA - Monday, September 16, 2002 at 19:39:38 (EDT)

don't cream yer britches Boris...tomorrow's a new glorious day to belittle you with...that's being written, GOOD DAY SIRS! that includes you MJ
Willy
USA - Monday, September 16, 2002 at 19:25:22 (EDT)

POO!
#2
USA - Monday, September 16, 2002 at 19:15:48 (EDT)

first the registry then frilly willy agrees with me. wtf. go bed now da.
boris
ukrainus, - Monday, September 16, 2002 at 19:07:11 (EDT)

da...DA! btw, I got man-tits in my manssiere
Willy
USA - Monday, September 16, 2002 at 18:58:38 (EDT)

boris' wife during car commercial: "Doesn't that sound like L7?"
boris: "no it's lisa loeb with mean jozeph on drums"
boris
ukrainus, - Monday, September 16, 2002 at 18:55:30 (EDT)

Hey, so who does that make me?
MJ
USA - Monday, September 16, 2002 at 18:50:10 (EDT)

I got a pancake ass and wallet tits.
Pancake Willy
USA - Monday, September 16, 2002 at 18:27:27 (EDT)

when I say...WHEN!
Willy's Lilly Livered Liver
USA - Monday, September 16, 2002 at 17:06:20 (EDT)

Cuz boris looks like a Cassandra. And I'm gonna out myself! I'm!!... I'm!... I'm.... well, I'm Proctor........ I'm out(ed)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Monday, September 16, 2002 at 16:51:35 (EDT)

how come boris gets to be cassandra?!!? who the fuck are those people kenny, jerry, cassandra....anyway???
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, September 16, 2002 at 16:46:18 (EDT)

my belly button is an outee
Poppa Vein
USA - Monday, September 16, 2002 at 16:45:40 (EDT)

Okay, here we go. Willy is Kenny. Drugsy is Craig. Boris is Casandra. Jerzy is Jerry. Ole Lady Schroeder is Ole Kurt Loder. and Proctor is well, Proctor.
Outer
URRS - Monday, September 16, 2002 at 16:23:09 (EDT)

now serving #A346 at window #7, please have your mithrel ready and all documents properly signed.
a registry orc
USA - Monday, September 16, 2002 at 15:53:55 (EDT)

I just got a call from a friend stuck in the Pawtucket registry. He's been there for hours and it's still two hundred some odd to go before his number. He was searching for some sign of understanding and merciful humanity, so I can't imagine why he called me.
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Monday, September 16, 2002 at 15:50:34 (EDT)

no place on this earth is more frightening than a rainy monday morning in the west warwick registry. it was like auditioning for the role of an extra orc in the tolkien flick. may never get this sweaty-fat-lady stench offa me. three hours in hell. da.
boris
ukrainus, - Monday, September 16, 2002 at 15:23:59 (EDT)

i've been pre-selected.
Drugsy
Occupant, USA - Monday, September 16, 2002 at 14:54:43 (EDT)

this lurk is deader'n Benny's last gig...
Willy
USA - Monday, September 16, 2002 at 14:53:14 (EDT)

An old Yemeni was stopped by a traffic cop. The cop said, "I pulled you over because your wife fell out of the car a mile back." The old man said, "Thank God. I'd thought I'd gone deaf."
another yemeni
USA - Monday, September 16, 2002 at 12:19:02 (EDT)

laugh-o-the-day... SANAA (Reuters) - A Yemeni man divorced his first wife because she was loud and argumentative and picked a deaf and mute woman as his new bride, a local newspaper said on Monday.
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Monday, September 16, 2002 at 12:16:24 (EDT)

I feel bloated
Poppa Vein
USA - Monday, September 16, 2002 at 12:05:28 (EDT)

by that I meant my MAN PERIOD...
Willy
USA - Monday, September 16, 2002 at 11:56:04 (EDT)

Never trust anything that bleeds for week once a month and doesn't die
The Advisor
USA - Monday, September 16, 2002 at 11:50:57 (EDT)

Kill the Moor
Othello
USA - Monday, September 16, 2002 at 11:48:51 (EDT)

word on the street is that SOMEBODY in benny sizzler was a little EDGY during practice.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, September 16, 2002 at 11:09:55 (EDT)

when i was like 10, i had a tshirt that said "poverty sucks". i don't know what ever happened to it....
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, September 16, 2002 at 11:09:12 (EDT)

Kill the poor.
Drugsy
SS, USA - Monday, September 16, 2002 at 10:31:03 (EDT)

I'm still on my period as evidenced by last Benny jam.
Willy
USA - Monday, September 16, 2002 at 10:12:18 (EDT)

Didn't you ever hear "A Hazy Shade of Sizzler"?
Proctor's gamble
rimfud, ri USA - Monday, September 16, 2002 at 09:39:43 (EDT)

Which one of you Sizzlers fingered our terrorist cell?
A Terrorist Named Goo
Buffalo, NY USA - Monday, September 16, 2002 at 09:36:22 (EDT)

wait. benny sizzler played with the bangles? when the fuck was this?! i never did like susanna hoffs. fucking bitch.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj - Monday, September 16, 2002 at 09:35:55 (EDT)

Benny Sizzler? Didn't the Bengals cut him in the preseason after he impregnated half the cheerleader squad?
Poppa Vein
USA - Monday, September 16, 2002 at 09:25:36 (EDT)

Football schmootball. It's all about the BENNY SIZZLER!
Reanne
North Kingston, RI USA - Monday, September 16, 2002 at 09:16:34 (EDT)

Once again the Pats defied the oddsmakers. Tuna & Co. stunk up the Meadowlands, no small feat considering the base stink Jersey already has. Also, it was announced by the Jets Press secretary that Curtis Martin will be known as "Curtis Who?" from now on...
Proctor's gamble
rimfud, ri USA - Monday, September 16, 2002 at 08:45:57 (EDT)

Is this the take out window?.... I'll have a glass of cold gravy with a hair in it..... oh, and mornin to all.
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Monday, September 16, 2002 at 08:04:30 (EDT)

Dueling banjos?! Nah, dueling logs...both of you bands need to step up to the plate.
SOMEBODY who MIGHTlurk on the OTHER band's log.
USA - Monday, September 16, 2002 at 06:46:40 (EDT)

Amber why don you shodup. your stupid and anyways Benny Sizzler sucks too.
Kaitlyn <blink@182.com>
Buffalo, NY USA - Sunday, September 15, 2002 at 23:10:01 (EDT)

Menstruate, schmenstruate. Try the stuffed quahog (Friday's only). Flip your wallet tit's over your shoulders and walk proudly down the promenade. Now that's a good day.
Ole Lady Schroeder
USA - Sunday, September 15, 2002 at 12:31:53 (EDT)

Tampons aren't number 1, but they're up there!
Gail's Period
USA - Saturday, September 14, 2002 at 14:41:04 (EDT)

gail, my dear dude, menstruation is so 90's. here's the trick. Every 3 weeks start a new pack of BCP's and have chil take the sugar pills. You never get your period. It's called continuous oral contaception, ask your gyno. I haven't had to buy tampax for 2 years. It rules. Take care...
dawn <teamghastlypale@hotmail.com>
Providence, USA - Saturday, September 14, 2002 at 09:22:26 (EDT)

I don't no why all you losers kant just shut up. This is a web site for Benny Sizzler and he would be so mad if he herd all you losers talking about stupis things.
Amber
London, Ontario CA - Friday, September 13, 2002 at 20:56:28 (EDT)

What the fuck am I still doing here? I'm out>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Proctor's gamble
rimfud, ri USA - Friday, September 13, 2002 at 16:50:26 (EDT)

Saturday night...Benny Bulkhead...be there...
tWillard
USA - Friday, September 13, 2002 at 16:47:59 (EDT)

ol' Lady Schroder is a fine woman...hairy ass and wallet tits (with snaps) but a fine woman...
Willy
USA - Friday, September 13, 2002 at 16:47:35 (EDT)

I rot.
Little Drugsy
Rotterdam, USA - Friday, September 13, 2002 at 16:45:26 (EDT)

Romper stomper bomper boo, tell me, tell me, tell me true, Magic Mirror tell me today did all my friends have fun at play? I see Willy and jerzy and boris and Ole Lady Schroeder....
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Friday, September 13, 2002 at 16:41:13 (EDT)

least my fingers have never been down Ole Lady Schroeder's pants willy.
boris
ukrainus, - Friday, September 13, 2002 at 16:21:55 (EDT)

keep it up Boris your fingers'll get broke too
Willy
USA - Friday, September 13, 2002 at 16:00:32 (EDT)

I'm about to order a TALKING Three Stooges mouse pad. Can life get any better? I may as well kill myself right now! Well, maybe AFTER I get the pad
Poppa Vein
USA - Friday, September 13, 2002 at 15:49:37 (EDT)

I can see the CD cover now, Motomags Does Merry Melodies? Don't knock it, it could be a huge hit on the cartoon network.
Poppa Vein
USA - Friday, September 13, 2002 at 15:46:28 (EDT)

My band is currently re-tooling their act. There is some talk of animation...
Motormags Manager
USA - Friday, September 13, 2002 at 15:29:23 (EDT)

That pussy is a damn hassock!
Poppa Vein
USA - Friday, September 13, 2002 at 14:14:11 (EDT)

Try again. You won't fucking believe it. http://profiles.yahoo.com/i_hate_housework_and_kids/
MUTANT PUSSY!!!!!
USA - Friday, September 13, 2002 at 14:03:06 (EDT)

http://www.snopes.com/travel/airline/airport.htm
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, September 13, 2002 at 13:57:38 (EDT)

i said nice broken link da
boris
ukrainus, - Friday, September 13, 2002 at 13:49:26 (EDT)

i said nice broken link da
boris
ukrainus, - Friday, September 13, 2002 at 13:49:22 (EDT)

I said MUTANT!!!!
Mutant Pussy!!!
USA - Friday, September 13, 2002 at 13:45:29 (EDT)

no way, just updating grrl news. V4V are real good at arranging shows for out-of-towners to play RI. dem grrls deserve waaaay better. stupid cat. stupid luck. stupid.
boris
ukrainus, - Friday, September 13, 2002 at 13:41:39 (EDT)

http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/af408e12/bc/Yahoo!+Photo+Album/amazing.jpg?pfwRig9AwhVnero9
Mutant Pussy!!!
USA - Friday, September 13, 2002 at 13:41:20 (EDT)

He says he's busy........plotting. He's mumbling an awful lot too.
Proctor's Proxy
USA - Friday, September 13, 2002 at 13:39:14 (EDT)

boris, are you taking over for proctor? where is is that hairy bastard?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, September 13, 2002 at 13:32:14 (EDT)

timing is everything. providence's V For Vendetta must cancel first 5 weeks of national tour (and several shows opening for sleater-kinney) because guitarist severely fractures finger chasing a goddam cat.
boris
ukrainus, - Friday, September 13, 2002 at 13:19:29 (EDT)

I need somthin' to kick. Anyone seen Kick?
Willy
USA - Friday, September 13, 2002 at 13:16:03 (EDT)

I am here!
Captain Obvious
USA - Friday, September 13, 2002 at 13:10:24 (EDT)

Can you guys play Far Far Away? No, I mean FAR far away.
a not so subtle critic
USA - Friday, September 13, 2002 at 13:04:52 (EDT)

The voice in my head says I'm not a schizophrenic
Not The Hoople
USA - Friday, September 13, 2002 at 12:35:02 (EDT)

Anybody seen my 100 million year old penis? http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&cid=570&ncid=753&e=1&u=/nm/20020913/sc_nm/science_penis_dc
Poppa Vein
USA - Friday, September 13, 2002 at 11:59:41 (EDT)

that's the rotting corpse from LAST Friday the 13th
Jason
USA - Friday, September 13, 2002 at 11:46:24 (EDT)

The Motomags ain't half bad, but what's that smell coming from the other half?
Poppa Vein
USA - Friday, September 13, 2002 at 11:04:13 (EDT)

hey, the motormags ain't half bad! oh and Bore-is? blow me
Willy
USA - Friday, September 13, 2002 at 10:47:18 (EDT)

It's nap time on the lurk. http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&cid=590&ncid=733&e=1&u=/ap/20020912/ap_on_re_au_an/australia_counting_sheep
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!
Down Under - Friday, September 13, 2002 at 10:43:50 (EDT)

Beware the ides of September!
A Visionary
USA - Friday, September 13, 2002 at 09:51:13 (EDT)

It's friday the 13th. I am coming for you and I have a chainsaw.
Jason Vorhees
Crystal Lake, USA - Friday, September 13, 2002 at 09:34:37 (EDT)

Oops!
a random lurker
USA - Friday, September 13, 2002 at 09:23:23 (EDT)

If we catch wind of just ONE of you lot hitting another band's pissant log, we'll shut the lurk down faster than you can say "Motomags"
Benny Sizzler Management
USA - Friday, September 13, 2002 at 09:17:47 (EDT)

(Reuters) - Acerbic singer-songwriter Warren Zevon, best known for the hit song "Werewolves of London," has been diagnosed with terminal lung cancer, his publicist said on Thursday. "I'm OK with it, but it'll be a drag if I don't make it 'till the next James Bond movie comes out,"
A Hairy-Handed Gent
USA - Friday, September 13, 2002 at 09:10:38 (EDT)

I'm so vain, I probably think this lurk is about ME!
Poppa Vein
USA - Friday, September 13, 2002 at 09:03:08 (EDT)

Note my throbbing greatness.
Poppa Vein
USA - Friday, September 13, 2002 at 08:55:59 (EDT)

Count me out!
The Counter-Terrorist
USA - Friday, September 13, 2002 at 08:33:41 (EDT)

I'm hitting where it counts.
The Terrorist
USA - Friday, September 13, 2002 at 08:33:09 (EDT)

I'm scared!
The Triskaidekaphobic
USA - Friday, September 13, 2002 at 08:24:18 (EDT)

Who's your daddy?
Poppa Vein
USA - Friday, September 13, 2002 at 08:17:44 (EDT)

fuck you willy. oh good morning lurk.
boris
ukrainus, - Friday, September 13, 2002 at 07:35:23 (EDT)

YOU!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, September 13, 2002 at 07:15:51 (EDT)

now benny, you KNOW that i am a faithful and loyal follower of your heaven-sent pee pee yellow and poo poo brown aura. i would NEVER EVEN THINK about patronizing another band's log. i love you benny sizzler!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, September 13, 2002 at 07:15:15 (EDT)

it wuddn't me. er, yeah. not me at all. nope. not me at'all. that's my story and i'm sticking to it.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, September 13, 2002 at 06:38:48 (EDT)

HEEHEEHEEHEE JERZY DID IT! I SAW HER!
Secret Motomags logger
USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 22:36:00 (EDT)

which one of you bitches hit the motormagsrock log? if none of you bitches hit it, get your bitch asses over there and spank it...like you mean it!
WillyMags
USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 17:59:36 (EDT)

which one o' you bitches STOLE my five thousand?
Power Willy 5000
USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 17:22:57 (EDT)

I feel all warm and tingly...... uh, nevermind I just peed myself again... I'm out>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 16:50:22 (EDT)

I'm itchy
the fish
USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 16:27:22 (EDT)

I SAID SCRATCH!!!!!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 16:25:32 (EDT)

GO SCRATCH!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 16:25:11 (EDT)

The peek to lurk ratio is already in record territory and it's still climbing.
Proctor's gamble
rimfud, ri USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 16:21:16 (EDT)

Holy odometer rollback Batman! That was about three hundred clicks on the counterpunch today. We should rename the lurk counter Shit'n'Spin.
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 16:02:14 (EDT)

; )
bo
- Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 16:00:51 (EDT)

so who was 5000? that assdrip willy?
Number 2
USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 15:53:18 (EDT)

pinch en route. ain't no bitch neither.
bo
- Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 15:51:08 (EDT)

Does it rate a #2?
Mind Alterer
USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 15:41:29 (EDT)

We here at the statistical department would like it to be known that todays lurk has been damn ugly so far. You should be proud of yourselves.
The Lurk Statistical Department
Middleblob, RI USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 15:24:27 (EDT)

As long as they haven't let McGowen back in the band I'll take my chances battling with em. BUT if I gotta face McGowen I'm outa here. I mean he ruled on stage, but that toothless fuck is certifiably bonkers even by brit standards.
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 15:04:11 (EDT)

Did someone get fired in the middle of all that?
????
USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 14:59:00 (EDT)

YOU BITCH BORIS!
BSTC
USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 14:50:50 (EDT)

your hillbilly rapist ass would like that, wouldn't it proctor?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 14:50:07 (EDT)

Does this mean Elvis is sickin the Pogues on us?
Proctor's gamble
rimfud, ri USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 14:45:32 (EDT)

This just in, The Twin Towers of Pomposity, Proctor and Drugsy, have come crashing to earth from their drug induced haze in a spot that will from here on in be known as LURK ZERO.
Geraldo Rivera
USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 14:43:46 (EDT)

I did not give permission for the use of "Allison". Please refrain in the future or I'll have to sick my medieval pipe-hittin' niggaz on your hillbilly rapist ass. Much obliged.
Elvis Costello
USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 14:40:31 (EDT)

boris
- Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 14:38:49 (EDT)

hello...?
USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 14:36:28 (EDT)

my client wishes to inform you that he only wants to kiss willy. as much as possible, as often as possible. did that sound right? i am new at this. respectfully submitted, gregor
boris' personal injury lawyer <tretiak_was_busy.ru>
minsk, - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 14:33:25 (EDT)

Hi!

USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 14:33:21 (EDT)

Hey Allison, fuck off
Benny sizzler
USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 14:30:17 (EDT)

Allison, my aim is true.
The Real Elvis
USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 14:30:01 (EDT)

Hey boris shall we kiss and makeup? I just had my throne re-upholstered and being the King of Self-Righteousness wasn't an easy gig to find.
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 14:27:09 (EDT)

I've been reading all these really angry post over the last few days. I mean I think it's great and all that we can all say what we feel in our country but you are all forgetting that this is a tribute to the greatest musician that ever lived-BENNY SIZZLER! Please leave your differences at the door and remember why we're all here! Please! If benny were to read his guestbook he's be very upset and if you think you are all his biggest fan I'm sorry to dissapoint you.
Allison <Bennysizzlerrocks@hotmail.com>
Waltham, MA USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 14:24:12 (EDT)

i'm cheap but i'm good...damn good...
a random grease monkey
USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 14:23:09 (EDT)

I'm hungry for grease.
The Greasy Hungarian
USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 14:21:37 (EDT)

Word.
The Greasy Hungarian
USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 14:20:00 (EDT)

I can't bring myself to actually converse with...well...a pant. Good day.
Willy
USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 14:19:56 (EDT)

I am HOPPIN' today! HOT DAMN!
this very lurk
USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 14:19:10 (EDT)

Correction, I TYPED in...
The Jerzy Pant
USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 14:19:10 (EDT)

I can't believe a PANT actually wrote in.
Willy
USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 14:18:17 (EDT)

Drugsy, come back! Don't go do your drugs. Come back?
Bugsy
USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 14:18:13 (EDT)

Look Mister, I wear the pants around here when it comes to blue balls.
Mrs. Mister
USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 14:16:45 (EDT)

my pants are pipe-hittin' niggaz, NOT rayon. sheeeit mofo!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 14:15:59 (EDT)

Did someone call me?
Mister Mister <mailto:a%20nice%20cool%20mist%20will%20calm%20all%20drug%20addicts@hairy%20or%20not>
USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 14:15:39 (EDT)

Boris
Schmoris
USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 14:14:52 (EDT)

Now in combed rayon for fall's daring looks!
The Jerzy Pant
USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 14:14:13 (EDT)

da, boris vote for detente. or in caze of dave, gaytente.
boris
ukrainus, - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 14:14:11 (EDT)

well, actually, if willy loves proctor, then he ain't gettin' in EITHER! i am the master of my pant's domain...of that i can assure you.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 14:13:24 (EDT)

Can't we all just get along? Why can't we all just be red, white and BLIND?
The Monitor
USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 14:12:46 (EDT)

get the f out proctor...
Jerzy's pants
USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 14:12:04 (EDT)

WHAT?!!? the only person allowed in my pants besides me is that GOD among men, WILLY. SEE?!!?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 14:11:54 (EDT)

I can't write that I love EVERY hair in that big bushy beard but...
Willy of the Nile
USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 14:09:36 (EDT)

Willy loves Proctor
Denile
USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 14:07:45 (EDT)

Jerzy pants, Jerzy pants, Jerzy pants, Jerzy pants, Jerzy pants, Jerzy pants.
Apostrophe S
USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 14:06:29 (EDT)

holy drug war! Proctor drove poor poor drugsy from the lurk...
sister Willy
USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 14:05:02 (EDT)

Your self righteousness is boring the fuck out of me. It's your shit that I'm flippenzy floppenzy. Good luck gettin in Jerzy pants. Aloha-ha.
Drugsy
USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 14:02:08 (EDT)

Spallcheck accepted, but it's asinine not assinine.... So you agree the your comment was boneheaded, I guess that settles that at least.
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 14:01:38 (EDT)

I LOVE Pussy!!!
Ricky
USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 13:55:16 (EDT)

An assinine lurk? On the poo and pee log? Blasphemous!
Sir Drugsalot
USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 13:53:52 (EDT)

we have a new world zpallcheck record in the previouz pozt da. do "too".
boris
ukrainus, - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 13:51:53 (EDT)

Thats right, its always the "other guy" up there in your big hairy palace.
Drugsy
USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 13:50:42 (EDT)

did not. did to. did not. did to. did not. did to. did not. did to. did not. did to. did not. did to. did not. did to. did not. did to. did not. did to. did not. did to. did not. did to. did not. did to. did not. did to. did not. did to. did not. did to. did not. did to. did not. did to. did not. did to. did not. did to. did not. did to. did not. did to. did not. did to. did not. did to. did not. did to.
two surfers debating
USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 13:48:08 (EDT)

I did, and that's my point. You made a foolish comment and then started bringing up nationalism, and the red,white, and blue nonsense. You're the one each step in this that kept trying to make this a political issue, when it was just a matter of you making an asinine lurk.
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 13:42:52 (EDT)

In the story I read they were still calculating how much each ticket was worth. You would think it would be a matter of the amount of ticket sales and a little simple division.
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 13:35:28 (EDT)

Dear Ignorant Slut, Please read ALL lurks before passing backtracking judgement. Including yesterday. Get Smokey's cum out your eyes, you soapbox mofo.
Drugsy
USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 13:35:26 (EDT)

they didn't win $911...somewhere around $300-500 i think...too lazy to go look. proctor? will you?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 13:29:15 (EDT)

As to the backtracker comment, and I quote "And if 3,000 plus people have to be sacrificed to the surf gods everytime we need a swell, then so be it"... now who was it that tried to turn being berated for that STUPIDITY into a debate about nationalism?
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 13:19:39 (EDT)

I sweating profusely at another location at the time.
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 13:12:09 (EDT)

And enough people played it that they closed the number out. I tell ya, I would feel very weird about collecting on that ticket.
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 13:10:52 (EDT)

when i read that SOMEBODY was sweating like a greasy hungarian, i immediately thought of proctor. >shudder!<
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 13:09:46 (EDT)

the NY lottery's pick three came up 9-1-1 yesterday. how freaky is that?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 13:08:19 (EDT)

What specific shit might that be "sister"
Drugs
USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 12:57:27 (EDT)

fulham 3-2 spurs
donna
johnston, - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 12:53:07 (EDT)

fired from life if you keep that shit up "bro"
Willy
USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 12:48:24 (EDT)

Fired? Fired from what may or may not exist?
Drugsy
USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 12:42:24 (EDT)

Osama don't surf but he wish he could. Humanity? No shit you backtrackers.
Drugsy
USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 12:38:15 (EDT)

OK, PUSSY! There I said it too.
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 12:35:43 (EDT)

Kim Hunter died Tuesday. That's Dr. Zira to the unwashed and Stella from Streetcar (broadway and the movie) to those of more refined tastes.
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 12:33:21 (EDT)

STELLA! STEEELLAAAAA!
Stanley
USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 12:26:52 (EDT)

I SAID PUSSY!!!!!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 12:26:37 (EDT)

PUSSY!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 12:26:22 (EDT)

that's funny...pimp half brother...not full bro, bro but half bro...good one whoever you are
Willy
USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 12:24:02 (EDT)

can i interest any of you red blooded american boys in some dark thick thatchy Taliban pussy? only 20 rubles
Osama's pimp half brother
USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 12:15:08 (EDT)

Drugsy, your ass is fired.
Willy
USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 12:13:01 (EDT)

dat is not mi dog
dottering old man
USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 12:07:48 (EDT)

Stop picking on my pal drugsy!
Osam bin Laden
USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 12:05:40 (EDT)

Why can't we all just get along? I like Taliban pussy just like the next guy!
Leather Sequins
USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 12:02:24 (EDT)

Why me? why not an aft firing or a starboard firing?
Stern Firing
USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 12:00:45 (EDT)

upon further review the Vinez zuck lezz. zomebody told boris they were former memberz of ween. how fucking wrong iz that. btw willykins pus and pabzt makez a refreshing milkzhake da...
boris
ukrainus, - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 11:59:49 (EDT)

doez your dog bite?
boris
ukrainus, - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 11:56:36 (EDT)

I see you!
The One Eyed Vine
USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 11:56:23 (EDT)

hey Bordis, the VINES just rocked my pathetic little world...you gotta git free of your pussing injury
Willy
USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 11:55:05 (EDT)

I loved myself today until I got stuck with the payements on this fossil fuel guzzling shitbox
Connie Consumer
USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 11:54:45 (EDT)

well Shrilly you got the BEAST part right...
Willy
USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 11:51:37 (EDT)

It's a stupidity thing, it is, it is, it is, it is,itisitisitisitisitis.. and I'm gonna stamp my feet and hold my breath til I turn blue, and and and and... your a doo-doo head!
The Disagreeable Guy
USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 11:51:23 (EDT)

Bore-us, fetch the Green Hornet and do it now...
Chief Inspector Cleauseau
USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 11:51:04 (EDT)

Look how I add to this arrangement!
John Walker
USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 11:50:24 (EDT)

I loved myself today...right after I bought that 2002 GMC Focus...
Willy for Bif
USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 11:49:43 (EDT)

THERE you are WILLY you SEXY BEAST!
Shrilly
USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 11:49:30 (EDT)

John Walker was framed.
Drugsy
USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 11:49:15 (EDT)

i MUST alert the hornet that is green da, for the lurk iz ZTUMPED by boris even when he'z mortally injured and oozing pus. whoop de fucking doo.
boris
ukrainus, - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 11:49:00 (EDT)

er...Lisa Loeb and the Blackhearts? yeah...i hear there's a stern firin' a'pendin'...
Willy
USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 11:48:25 (EDT)

I agree with Proc. It's a humanity thing.
The Agreeable Guy
USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 11:46:17 (EDT)

uzually boris will not expend energy on people he doez not like but in her caze i am willing to make an exception. anzwerz 1,2,3 are wrong though 1 waz cloze but happened after that evil wench left brown -- but before evil wench ztarted doing deep knee bendenzees over dweezil zappa da...
boris
ukrainus, - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 11:45:12 (EDT)

Who's lookin to git fired? Hmm?
The Hangman
USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 11:44:09 (EDT)

Lisa Labia and the Sellouts?
Cuntestnat #5
USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 11:43:40 (EDT)

The Falloebian Tubes
contestant #4
USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 11:42:19 (EDT)

Ear Lobe and the Wax?
Cuntestant #3
USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 11:40:36 (EDT)

yup, all dead and sexy and shit.
Deadsy
USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 11:39:39 (EDT)

"Let me tell you this, let me tell you that, well your dead now so shut the fuck up."
G. Reaps
USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 11:38:40 (EDT)

Did someone mention needing a stern firing?
The Hangman
USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 11:38:39 (EDT)

I LIKE TO TALK AND TALK AND TALK ON MY CHEAP ASS CELL PHONE TO ALL MY CAPTIVE FRIENDS WHO ARE BUSY DOING SOMETHING WITH THEIR LIVES
PHONE FRIEND
USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 11:37:52 (EDT)

In your case its a stupidity thang
Drugsy
USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 11:35:20 (EDT)

The Frontal Loeb and the Lobotomies
contestant #2
USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 11:34:13 (EDT)

Why, oh Why is it always me?
The Kicking Post
USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 11:33:00 (EDT)

Lisa Loeb and 3 Stories!
Cuntestent #1
USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 11:29:40 (EDT)

I'm no flag waver, I used to call my friends in the Revolutionary Communist Party pussies for being so conservative. It ain't an American thing, it's a HUMANITY thing.
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 11:28:16 (EDT)

boris minding own buzinezz (for once) and getting tooled on. proctologist wrong az uzual becauze bicyclizt waz female. rezembled that talentlezz at-tway lisa loeb from 'bru rock hunt finaliztz of 199-----??? (now name her band). GOD she ZUCKZ.
boris
ukrainus, - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 11:27:41 (EDT)

Anybody on this lurk need a stern firing?
The Hangman
USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 11:27:27 (EDT)

I heart Drugsy
Jugsy
USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 11:26:30 (EDT)

Wot aczent?
Doant B. Zilly
USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 11:15:21 (EDT)

Red White and Blue Blinders much ALL YOU FUCKERS.
Drugsy
Bush League, USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 11:13:20 (EDT)

BRUSSELS (Reuters) - U.S. jeans maker Levi Strauss & Co. denied on Thursday it was playing on consumer fears by launching a line of trousers fitted with "anti-radiation" pockets for mobile phones.
the forgotten lurker
neverneverland, USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 11:11:58 (EDT)

shut up willy.
Frilly
USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 11:08:26 (EDT)

COME ON LUCKY 5000!!!
Willy
USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 11:02:16 (EDT)

Someone got it good in the can?? It's me isn't it? Come on..right? Is it me?
climp
USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 11:01:52 (EDT)

We have a cleanup on aisle four. Someone just had a serious disconnect with reality in the canned goods section.
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 10:55:04 (EDT)

I heard Osama planned the whole thing cuz he was pissed at the lousy surf in Afghanistan.
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 10:51:51 (EDT)

what the hell are all of you talking about?!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 10:51:13 (EDT)

Proctor, you ignorant slut. You think all this shit happened from some homeless pissant in a cave? Out of the blue? Like some Abdule David Chapman?
Drugsy
Moron City, USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 10:45:12 (EDT)

Somebody check borish's passport for a Singapore stamp... http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/ap/20020912/ap_on_re_as/singapore_saddam_mask&e=4
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 10:44:49 (EDT)

Looks like you fruits got some competition... http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&cid=573&ncid=757&e=2&u=/nm/20020912/od_nm/vegetables_dc
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 10:43:11 (EDT)

Dood, Cianci has been hired as a politcal anal-ist untill he goes to the pokey. That place rules. Cashcione never should have left!!!
climpstocker
USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 10:22:19 (EDT)

Drugsy got a serious wolf tail.
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 10:08:38 (EDT)

Watch out boys, bet we're stirring up a red seaweed wedgie in ole Drugsy's surf trunks...
Leather Sequins
USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 09:57:19 (EDT)

Oh, and Elvis was there too. White fringe suit with a pee-yellow cape and carrying a big ass American flag.
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 09:52:50 (EDT)

There WAS a rare opportunity missed during the ceremony. The Governor, Kennedy, Reed , The AG, and five or six other top state politicians were supposed to carry torches in the procession to the site and because of the wind they decided not to do it. Too bad, I was picturing the headlines about all those politicians going up in flames at the same time. Hell, even if a couple of em had their hair go poof cuz the wind took a sudden turn woulda been cool.
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 09:47:32 (EDT)

The dedication of the Wall of Hope went very nicely yesterday. At one point they had people who had lost relatives go on stage and one at a time release a dove for each soul. I was a bit worried about the poor doves though, they were getting tossed into winds that were blowing at a gale clip. The wall has over 11,000 tiles in it and everything involved in the making was donated, the tiles, the glazing, the construction, the transportation, etc... It turns out the guy who transported most of the tiles is an old fan of my dance party at Rocket. He and a few friends invented a machine to clean the wheels on wheelchairs and they started their own company. Talk about a niche market!
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 09:38:41 (EDT)

Just one question-Drugsy ain't a hoser by any chance is he...?
Leather Sequins
USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 09:24:24 (EDT)

Like a KOOK, might add. Nice stance, grasshooper.
Leather sequins
USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 09:21:40 (EDT)

That assdrip Drugsy should be thankin' his lucky American stars that he has the freedom to ride knee-high crap wnever the fuck he wants
Leather Sequins
USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 09:20:41 (EDT)

Maybe they should have a flag. A blood-crimson backgroung with a mighty ass-raped-goat in the foreground. THen we would know who to deliver some crap to.
climp
USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 08:49:40 (EDT)

Mornin to all, I see that the guy on the bicycle fucked up his assignment. Fat chance he has of getting his second payment. What the hell is blowfish the surfer doing talking about nationalism? Is he really that stupid? These nutcases don't have a country, no flag, no anthem, just too much free time to kill between fucking goats. Even hemingway coulda figgered this one out.
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 08:39:55 (EDT)

NYC still there?
Joe Up North
USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 08:12:13 (EDT)

good morning homie.
climp
USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 07:46:50 (EDT)

DOOOD, mountain dew "code red" tasted like "code ballsack"
climpstalker
USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 07:43:50 (EDT)

boy, i feel hung over not having drunk anything. good morning lurk.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 07:24:54 (EDT)

I SAID, offa your THROATS! you fuck
OLS
USA - Wednesday, September 11, 2002 at 21:00:07 (EDT)

hey ol' lady shitface, why'd you have to bounce it off all our THROATS?!
Willy's third post in 2 minutes
USA - Wednesday, September 11, 2002 at 17:04:25 (EDT)

btw it's blowin' like a dime store hooker out there
weewillykins
USA - Wednesday, September 11, 2002 at 17:03:45 (EDT)

my bike does NOT have training wheels
Willykins
USA - Wednesday, September 11, 2002 at 17:03:16 (EDT)

Drugsy, you fucking commie. Why don't you go live in a town with REAL surf you stupid fuck.
Leather Sequins
USA - Wednesday, September 11, 2002 at 16:53:52 (EDT)

Wow. A day without proctor is like a day without, well, PROCTOR.
Lace
USA - Wednesday, September 11, 2002 at 16:52:40 (EDT)

Remember me you fucks? I'm gonna bounce a stuffed quahog (friday's only) offa every last one of ya's thoats. You fucks.
OLE LADY SHROEDER
USA - Wednesday, September 11, 2002 at 16:39:55 (EDT)

yes, but did it have a SEAT...?
Bling Blong
USA - Wednesday, September 11, 2002 at 16:26:56 (EDT)

thankz but boris remembered bike had no training wheelz so willy-kinz iz off hook da ...
boris
ukrainus, - Wednesday, September 11, 2002 at 16:21:50 (EDT)

Boris, I can make you some BLING on accounta I can place WILLY at the scene...
Bling Bling
USA - Wednesday, September 11, 2002 at 16:19:44 (EDT)

sorry about that MJ. do you remember the deal from last time? i will email just in case.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, September 11, 2002 at 16:18:49 (EDT)

There are no misssspellings in Drugland
Drugsy
USA - Wednesday, September 11, 2002 at 16:00:06 (EDT)

run RIGHT the fuck over. you'd'a loved it wee willy...matter of fact, where the fuck were YOU around 5:10 lazt night hmmmm??
boris
ukrainus, - Wednesday, September 11, 2002 at 14:49:10 (EDT)

I must prepare the Green Hornet.
Kato
USA - Wednesday, September 11, 2002 at 14:47:09 (EDT)

bore us got bitch slapped?
Willy
USA - Wednesday, September 11, 2002 at 14:45:49 (EDT)

That's GOTTA hurt...
Benny
USA - Wednesday, September 11, 2002 at 14:20:37 (EDT)

boris trying crozz 1 way ztreet, exchange terrace. boris looking for carz 1 way. bicycle znuck uppenzee on boris from other way and POW fucking boris go bye bye ouch. boris wife think wickit funny. boris no zhow her hiz kalashnikov for while da.
boris
ukrainus, - Wednesday, September 11, 2002 at 14:19:15 (EDT)

But he just upped it to FUDGE BROWN after reading the Olsen twins story. This is a DELTA.
Benny Sizzler
USA - Wednesday, September 11, 2002 at 14:11:02 (EDT)

Benny had issued a code BROWN alert for the day
Benny Sizzler
USA - Wednesday, September 11, 2002 at 14:09:45 (EDT)

oh fine no zympathy for ruzzian jackazz with numerouz painful goddam bicycle injuriez..
boris
ukrainus, - Wednesday, September 11, 2002 at 14:07:21 (EDT)

Anybody seen a broad back in Jersey with a size 2 handprint on her biceps?
The Smacking Guy
USA - Wednesday, September 11, 2002 at 13:57:42 (EDT)

SPALLCHECK! er..that's Mac tip....
MJ
USA - Wednesday, September 11, 2002 at 13:53:44 (EDT)

Jerz, those two things you sent yesterday not readable-again. We be on the Mab tip round the 'Sizz R&R Control Center
MJ
USA - Wednesday, September 11, 2002 at 13:52:25 (EDT)

Hey drugsy, SPALLCHECK much?
MJ
USA - Wednesday, September 11, 2002 at 13:51:25 (EDT)

My twins fell in'87.
MJ
USA - Wednesday, September 11, 2002 at 13:51:00 (EDT)

this is fucking priceless: http://www.mary-kateandashley.com/horoscope/
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, September 11, 2002 at 13:21:23 (EDT)

little timmy in bed with both olzonz. the mind bogglez.
boris
ukrainus, - Wednesday, September 11, 2002 at 12:39:46 (EDT)

word the funk up
Willy
USA - Wednesday, September 11, 2002 at 12:37:54 (EDT)

I wish those twins had fallen, dig?
Willy
NYC, NY USA - Wednesday, September 11, 2002 at 12:20:08 (EDT)

Okay, so in an IM, my friend, RUDEBOY, shared the Olsen twin's response to today's anniversary with me: RUDEBOY: DAILY THOUGHT for September 11, 2002 Take time today to remember those who were lost one year ago today. RUDEBOY: Profound words, indeed. RUDEBOY: Of course, this is down in the left hand bottom corner when they're pimping their warez: RUDEBOY: Er, that I said was down in the corner...not this RUDEBOY: » New! New! Keep those summer memories alive with the mary-kateandashley brand Photo Frames! They're all new! RUDEBOY: It's good to know that they haven't let the terrorists win, and that they are still out there focusing on their careers and merchandise. RUDEBOY: http://www.mary-kateandashley.com/
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, September 11, 2002 at 12:18:20 (EDT)

i voted for guy with hand up azz, da. but it is zpelled "Bourque". as in "only perzon in hiztory who came from montreal and did not zuck"
boris
ukrainus, - Wednesday, September 11, 2002 at 12:15:36 (EDT)

this is a very important battle to support: http://www.grudge-match.com/
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, September 11, 2002 at 12:07:09 (EDT)

unlike lazt nite boris iz zober. bringenzee it on wonkawanka.
boris
ukrainus, - Wednesday, September 11, 2002 at 11:43:40 (EDT)

how BOREing...in the words of the infamous Zeke, LET'S GET DRUGSY!
Willy
USA - Wednesday, September 11, 2002 at 11:25:53 (EDT)

werd to the droogzyman. haz nicole buzh azked you to front her anything thiz week? i wouldn't....hey jozeph nice NARDS
boris
ukrainus, - Wednesday, September 11, 2002 at 11:17:58 (EDT)

I guess my thoroughly and obviously rediculous statements from yesterday fell on zelous ears. I will say that nationalism in any form will do nothing but continue the bloodbath perpetrated by the human animal. Hope y'all have a safe day, and when you need your buzz fucked up, you know who to call.
Drugsy
Buzz City, USA - Wednesday, September 11, 2002 at 10:58:03 (EDT)

Anybody seen my teeth?
D. Wells
NYC, USA - Wednesday, September 11, 2002 at 10:46:50 (EDT)

Hey! Look at my balls!
MJ
ON the bed, USA - Wednesday, September 11, 2002 at 10:30:42 (EDT)

well it ain't bravery, juzt an unwillingness to let pussies (puzziez?) hiding under banner of religion fuck up my life any more than i already fuck it up myzelf da.
boris <horror=sheckels@thetvstations.com>
ukrainus, - Wednesday, September 11, 2002 at 10:28:25 (EDT)

boris, i guess you and me are the only one's with balls enough to come to the lurk this day. that pussy proctor CLAIMS he's got some sort of gig, but he's probably hiding under his bed and crying like a bitch while smoky laughs at him.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, September 11, 2002 at 10:10:32 (EDT)

i think it iz excellent that you choze to not zeparate him from hiz (probably) few remaining teeth. boris waz ztruck by a goddam bicyclizt downtown yezterday and i came very cloze to inducing dentizt vizit da. weirdoz everywhere jerzy. illegitimi non carborundum da.
boris
ukrainus, - Wednesday, September 11, 2002 at 08:16:11 (EDT)

i'm here at the office, not a whole lotta peeps here, which is understandable considering they were all in the towers last year. so here's a mixed-up, fucked-up thing from this morning.....i'm walking from my digs to the PATH train and this old man shuffles up to me, yells, "HELLO LADY!" and proceeds to smack me as hard as he can on my left uppper arm. i had a handprint and it still stings. i responded with the oh-so-eloquent, "WHAT THE FUCK?!" but he kept going, so i called the police. apparently this is a problem - he smacked an old lady yesterday and his wife is aware that he does it, but he's a little crazy. so now i gotta be on the lookout for crazy in my hood. is NOTHING sacred?!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, September 11, 2002 at 08:07:20 (EDT)

boris hope everybody have a wicked fuckin boring day da. yez even willy.
boris
ukrainus, - Wednesday, September 11, 2002 at 07:10:31 (EDT)

i'm wearing sneakers and jeans to work, just in case...a little freaked about having to take the train under the hudson, but well, if i took a ferry, i'd have to take a subway in manhattan. jesus, is this fucking post traumatic stress disorder? i'm a goddamned wreck.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, September 10, 2002 at 23:24:29 (EDT)

Killer sesh tonight! Tomorrow offshores in the AM getting stronger (too strong) as day blows by.
Drugsy
USA - Tuesday, September 10, 2002 at 23:22:32 (EDT)

Well it looks like war, and it smells like war...
Drugsy
USA - Tuesday, September 10, 2002 at 21:35:51 (EDT)

lazt one tonight apologiez for zpewing. more bad newz iz coming i am afraid zo now boris go hide and wake up thurzday morning da .. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/2249797.stm
boris
ukrainus, - Tuesday, September 10, 2002 at 21:18:52 (EDT)

but the good newz is, boris zaved LARGE roubles on ink becauze he haz a red picture of what looks like big bug zunglazzez juzt under hiz navel da. boris think bono no get any 'smiling irish pink-eye' in africa da. where is that FUCK WILLY? the edge zaid willy left hiz condomz in the edge's bedroom da...
boris
ukrainus, - Tuesday, September 10, 2002 at 21:12:38 (EDT)

for a moment i honeztly thought willy = mean jozeph and having called willy a fuck boris was embarrASSed to zpeak with jozeph da. boris is ZO fuckin buried with the pro-bono he may never have a good norweigan woodie again da.
boris
ukrainus, - Tuesday, September 10, 2002 at 21:06:41 (EDT)

Boris, where you at? You still doing Bono? I mean pro bono...?
MJ
USA - Tuesday, September 10, 2002 at 20:58:57 (EDT)

Yeah, the tune SHOULD be "I HATE myself today for buying a terrorist gas guzzling SUV.
S. Starter
USA - Tuesday, September 10, 2002 at 20:32:06 (EDT)

this juzt in...cicilline iz new mayor of providence da...and he haz changed emergency terrorizt alert colorz to cream, mauve, eggzhell, taupe and teal da....
boris
ukrainus, - Tuesday, September 10, 2002 at 20:22:28 (EDT)

hey willy...may i zuggezt the nerd collection da ... http://www.wonka.com/Loompaland/freeicons.html
boris
ukrainus, - Tuesday, September 10, 2002 at 20:19:39 (EDT)

Yo, where you atenzy?
BS
USA - Tuesday, September 10, 2002 at 19:57:19 (EDT)

hey Benny what's up with Bif doing the music for a fuckin' GMC car commercial? I love myself today because I dropped a wad on new wheels? -perplexed
Willy Wonka
USA - Tuesday, September 10, 2002 at 19:09:10 (EDT)

hey Drugsy, blow me
Bugsy
USA - Tuesday, September 10, 2002 at 18:00:09 (EDT)

Benny cannot go Thursday? that would be a good night for Willy...if not, Willy could go tonight...not sure about tomorrow 9/11/02...looks like the weekend...call Willy at work if you need to speak with he
Willy's latest manager
USA - Tuesday, September 10, 2002 at 17:59:16 (EDT)

Everybody bag on Drugsy, but when they all needin the goods, who's gonna get the vibratin beeper? That's right. I'd see ya all in hell but I'm gonna be waaaaay too high.
Drugsy
USA - Tuesday, September 10, 2002 at 17:59:06 (EDT)

MJ, I'm out. Have a peaceful day tomorrow everybody (even surfers if they have the tiniest shred of humanity left in em). Maybe I'll do a remote lurk between my scheduled appearances.... PEACE>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Proctor's gamble
rimfud, ri USA - Tuesday, September 10, 2002 at 17:03:59 (EDT)

What say Willy' s manager re: the Bulkhead Session?
MJ's Manager
USA - Tuesday, September 10, 2002 at 16:57:45 (EDT)

SPALLCHECK!!!!!! PROCTOR
MJ
USA - Tuesday, September 10, 2002 at 16:47:22 (EDT)

Procotr, I say we punch Drugsy in the throat while Jerzy stands on his hair. What ya say?
MJ
USA - Tuesday, September 10, 2002 at 16:46:53 (EDT)

Holy button-pushing Drugsy! SOMEBODY'S having a bad day workin for the man I see. Holy shit....
MJ
USA - Tuesday, September 10, 2002 at 16:45:19 (EDT)

And I DON'T surf, so I guess they already won.
Charlie Don't Surf
USA - Tuesday, September 10, 2002 at 16:12:34 (EDT)

Stick to surfing and keep the inflammatory dismal of innocents that were slaughtered to a minimum and you might be allowed back on shore when your done... I said MIGHT... have a nice day surfing assdrip...
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Tuesday, September 10, 2002 at 16:11:16 (EDT)

If we don't surf then the terrorists have won.
Drugsy
USA - Tuesday, September 10, 2002 at 16:05:21 (EDT)

Ricky Martin? Isn't that one of those foo-foo drinks that surfers favor?... Ricky Martin? Was he the curly haired schlep on that Idol show?
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Tuesday, September 10, 2002 at 16:05:20 (EDT)

I'm done. All done.
Ricky "Gay or Not?" Martin
USA - Tuesday, September 10, 2002 at 16:03:13 (EDT)

OK, let's say MOST surfers are... slug dung... etc....
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Tuesday, September 10, 2002 at 16:02:51 (EDT)

my number...she's a'comin'...i can feels it...
the 5000th lurk
USA - Tuesday, September 10, 2002 at 16:02:26 (EDT)

HELLO?!!? what about my ricky martin question?!!? DAMMIT!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj - Tuesday, September 10, 2002 at 16:01:39 (EDT)

I don't know what you're talkin' 'bout Willis.
Willy's hidden 10 cent pennywhistle
USA - Tuesday, September 10, 2002 at 16:01:35 (EDT)

There you go, generalizing again. No wonder nobody likes you.
Drugsy
USA - Tuesday, September 10, 2002 at 15:58:24 (EDT)

If one surfer or one million surfers have to be sacrificed nobody will give a shit, cuz they're the most self-centered, ignorant, and self-satisfied pieces of slug dung the world has ever had the displeasure to see... oh, and the best reason to sacrifice surfers- BOREDOM! See ya in hell motherfucker!
Proctor's gamble
rimfud, ri USA - Tuesday, September 10, 2002 at 15:52:49 (EDT)

Surfs up motherfuckers. And if 3,000 plus people have to be sacrificed to the surf gods everytime we need a swell, then so be it. (9/11/01 head high offshores, clean peelers.)
Drugsy
Your war not mine, USA - Tuesday, September 10, 2002 at 15:22:31 (EDT)

did RICKY go the way of cyndi....blah....is what i meant to say....blah......
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, September 10, 2002 at 14:31:37 (EDT)

hey - whatever happened to ricky martin? enrique is still around...did he go the way of cyndi lauper who lost out to madonna? hmmmmmm......
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, September 10, 2002 at 14:29:44 (EDT)

proc 2 wordz: curtiz martin. willy, iz it true you played pennywhiztle on the vinez record?
boris
ukrainus, - Tuesday, September 10, 2002 at 13:13:51 (EDT)

the peaceful garden... http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/uclickcomics/20020829/cx_nq_uc/nq20020829&e=13&ncid=
Proctor's gamble
rimfud, ri USA - Tuesday, September 10, 2002 at 12:43:26 (EDT)

Fill your own caption here (best caption wins choice of a bag of circus peanuts or a bucket-o-shiners)... http://www.degraeve.com/cgi-bin/pic.cgi?p=20020905.jpg
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Tuesday, September 10, 2002 at 12:31:44 (EDT)

Broom boy proves his manhood... http://www.degraeve.com/cgi-bin/pic.cgi?p=20020910.jpg
Proctor's gamble
rimfid, ri USA - Tuesday, September 10, 2002 at 12:29:34 (EDT)

Remember, a new broom sweeps clean! http://www.degraeve.com/cgi-bin/pic.cgi?p=20020902.jpg
Proctor's gamble
rimfud, ri USA - Tuesday, September 10, 2002 at 12:28:30 (EDT)

How does your S-Car go? http://www.degraeve.com/images/20020904.jpg
Proctor's gamble
rimfud, ri USA - Tuesday, September 10, 2002 at 12:27:10 (EDT)

I'm sure the quacks are out in full force with phony bomb threats, but if ya see anybody wearing an I "heart" Osama t-shirt, don't hesitate STOMP EM.
Proctor's gamble
rimfud, ri USA - Tuesday, September 10, 2002 at 12:25:40 (EDT)

just informed the office will be closing at 2PM. hmmmm.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, September 10, 2002 at 12:11:57 (EDT)

that is UNACCEPTABLE...we'll discuss...stand by...
Willy's manager
USA - Tuesday, September 10, 2002 at 12:04:05 (EDT)

Way to go JRZ. Just keep looking up when you're running on wednesday...
Benny Sizzler
USA - Tuesday, September 10, 2002 at 11:50:37 (EDT)

Correction, the only night Benny can't do is Thursday. Willford, have your manager contact the Gringo's. Tonight? Tomorrow?
Benny Sizzler
USA - Tuesday, September 10, 2002 at 11:49:45 (EDT)

Hey gringo's manager, tell your client to contact Willford's manager about what's a good day for him. The only day Benny can't do is Wednesday.
Benny Sizzler
USA - Tuesday, September 10, 2002 at 11:46:22 (EDT)

The Vines can blow my one-eyed VINE.
Benny sizzler
USA - Tuesday, September 10, 2002 at 11:44:19 (EDT)

Yes, my client would like to know when the soiree is too. The Gringo doesn't want to reserve dock time for nought, and he wishes me to inform you the bucket-o-shiners at the last gathering were of an unacceptably inferior quality.
Proctor's gamble
rimfud, ri USA - Tuesday, September 10, 2002 at 11:03:02 (EDT)

any real men on this lurk? hey, when's the next Benny jambalaya? i got bizness behind the Benny Bulkhead, IF you know what i mean...
Willy
USA - Tuesday, September 10, 2002 at 10:56:51 (EDT)

boris you ain't kidding, but we definitely got the best of those trades. The Tuna Co. have been scooping prima donnas and dumping hard working players for years. The Jets decision making about players has been a big Pats asset.... Now if Buffalo will cooperate and totally tank out this season we have that first round choice that was part of the Drew trade.
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Tuesday, September 10, 2002 at 10:46:33 (EDT)

niet, tho a NYC vizit iz overdue if for no other reazon than viziting friendz da. bezidez, boris ponied LARGE roublez for attending following game at foxboro v. KC. if boris wantz to zee jetz he only needz to look at Patz rozter. they have about ten da.
boris
ukrainus, - Tuesday, September 10, 2002 at 10:31:46 (EDT)

no i will not be taking tomorrow off. i will also be doing my run as usual, for me it's best to keep busy i think. 9/11 is in addition to some other stuff that has been going on. 'tis a weird-ass-strange time in the life of jerzy right now, that's'all.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj - Tuesday, September 10, 2002 at 10:17:29 (EDT)

jerzy, we could feel your tension up here. Just figgered I'd prod you into releasing that pressure valve. I mean don't you feel better now that you called me a "dickcheeseeatingpunkassbitchmotherfuckingasshole". I know I feel like a weight has been lifted from my shoulders.... Are ya taking tomorrow off? I am, and they made a "Wall of Hope" dedicated to the 11th for downtown here. I'm volunteering (via megabank co sponsorship) in running the dedication. A friend of mine who teaches was in on the designing of the wall too.
Proctor's gamble
rimfud, ri USA - Tuesday, September 10, 2002 at 09:50:11 (EDT)

oh proctor, i'm sorry i've been so mean to you. i just can't help myself, and also, i've been in a pretty ugly mood lately. hey - did i disclose my cheesehead heritage? my mother is from WI. as for jets tickets, sorry boris. you really gonna be in town?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, September 10, 2002 at 09:31:00 (EDT)

The Steelers play the Raiders next week , the debate is whether they should bill it as the Paper Bowl or the WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Bowl
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Tuesday, September 10, 2002 at 09:30:29 (EDT)

jerzy mozt importantly, can you get boris 50 ticketz to the Jetz game zunday? 50 yard line tenth row pleaze. zince it iz actually IN jerzey boris will pay $2 per ticket happily. Bol'shoe spasibo. Jetz zuck.
boris
ukrainus, - Tuesday, September 10, 2002 at 08:32:42 (EDT)

jerzy how did you find out so much about my dick cheese? Was that you billing yourself as The Cheez Whiz Grrrl at that dive next to the Bonanza bus station last night? Or were you the second bill, The Wispride of Jerzy?
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Tuesday, September 10, 2002 at 08:26:48 (EDT)

Who the hell is Shrimpbrine?
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Tuesday, September 10, 2002 at 08:20:16 (EDT)

THE PATS RULE!! In response to their SECOND big lose to the Pats, and in keeping with the Steelers statement that they are the better team "on paper", the Steelers have removed the turf from their stadium and replaced the field with paper.
Proctor's gamble
rimfud, ri USA - Tuesday, September 10, 2002 at 08:19:09 (EDT)

Crimpshrine gave me scabies
Big Boner
USA - Tuesday, September 10, 2002 at 08:13:58 (EDT)

proctor is limberger cheese for sure.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, September 10, 2002 at 07:31:25 (EDT)

Boneyard Sucks! Crimpshrine is better. Besides, who the hell covers that song anymore after REM made it their own. Go to hell all of you. Also i should add that there is a T.V. in newport that keeps playin king of queens in the alley behind the music box.
Chimichonga w/cheese <bonerpatrol@bigbonerinthesky.com>
prov, ri USA - Tuesday, September 10, 2002 at 07:26:36 (EDT)

I guess Proctor is the Cheeziest. eh wot.
Jacqués
USA - Monday, September 09, 2002 at 22:51:26 (EDT)

No kidding! He eats MY dick cheese! I can't hardly get him to stop! I need to call the ASPCA or something!
Smoky (Proctor's Dog)
USA - Monday, September 09, 2002 at 21:20:27 (EDT)

if i were to play that game where someone says a word and i would have to respond with the first thing that comes to mind, here is how i think it would go... someone: "proctor" me: "dickcheeseeatingpunkassbitchmotherfuckingasshole". thank you. thank you very much.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, September 09, 2002 at 21:18:45 (EDT)

I'm out>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> GO PATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Proctor's gamble
rimfud, ri USA - Monday, September 09, 2002 at 16:53:10 (EDT)

we are legion and yes, we peek
the peeker
USA - Monday, September 09, 2002 at 16:39:30 (EDT)

The peekers are in abundance today.
The Watcher
USA - Monday, September 09, 2002 at 15:56:51 (EDT)

Give some people a little promotion and they forget all about their roots. I guess it's to be expected from them jerzy types. I hear the transplants are even more fickle. And what's with her shuttling to bean town? What, is she too good to hop off the Bonanza and visit. Oh, what am I thinking?! Miss Promotion probably flew in her private jet! At least she coulda spit out the window at us on the way overhead...
Proctor's gamble
rimfud, ri USA - Monday, September 09, 2002 at 15:04:48 (EDT)

Ever since Jerzy's promotion she's been a little infrequent with her visits. Wot she too good for us now. And when was the last time she took a shower?
Maelé
USA - Monday, September 09, 2002 at 14:48:20 (EDT)

That'd be my comment... SMOKE EM IF YA GOT EM!
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Monday, September 09, 2002 at 14:25:34 (EDT)

oh you guys are kinda cruel!! smoke the pee-pee?!?!?!? kinda rude dont you think? still damn funny!
dave the fag
USA - Monday, September 09, 2002 at 14:21:42 (EDT)

just rattling the cage outa boredom
Proctor's gamble
rimfud, ri USA - Monday, September 09, 2002 at 14:09:53 (EDT)

HEY- It's flush left, rag right. What, you can't deal with that proctor?
BSTC
USA - Monday, September 09, 2002 at 13:53:15 (EDT)

note to the tech- that address for the guitarist runs off the screen... Ya never did figger that margin thing, huh?
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Monday, September 09, 2002 at 12:42:57 (EDT)

I used to call it the little critter, but since the operation I just call it "the mote"
Proctor's gamble
rimfud, ri USA - Monday, September 09, 2002 at 12:21:57 (EDT)

And a current pic of me... of course WITH certain precautions taken to protect my ID... http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20020820/i/1029863860.2013511738.jpg
Proctor's gamble
rimfud, ri USA - Monday, September 09, 2002 at 12:19:56 (EDT)

And I'm glad to know that you call your pink cyclops your "little critter"
Ben
USA - Monday, September 09, 2002 at 12:19:09 (EDT)

the replacement for a certain guitarist... http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20020824/capt.1030196035.finland_air_guitar_championships_hel101.jpg
Proctor's gamble
rimfud, ri USA - Monday, September 09, 2002 at 12:17:24 (EDT)

Proctor, could you leave your pictures of your lap dance at Fantasies off the lurk please.
Ben
USA - Monday, September 09, 2002 at 12:16:57 (EDT)

my baby pic from before that series of operations... http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20020830/capt.1030706836.germany_ant_eater_fra113.jpg
Proctor's gamble
rimfud, ri USA - Monday, September 09, 2002 at 12:15:38 (EDT)

cute, but disturbing... what exactly are they doing to this little critter? http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20020904/mdf99246.jpg
Proctor's gamble
rimfud, ri USA - Monday, September 09, 2002 at 12:14:05 (EDT)

here's afew posts to lift the spirits... First up, a sign of hope... http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20020906/i/1031313193.3288358994.jpg
Proctor's gamble
rimfud, ri USA - Monday, September 09, 2002 at 12:11:45 (EDT)

That Thanksgiving dinner that Buddy pleaded to have with his family as a free man might have to be re-thought. Nicole might be locked up before the feast. Should we start a pool on which member of the Cianci clan ends up behind bars first?
Proctor's gamble
rimfud, ri USA - Monday, September 09, 2002 at 11:46:28 (EDT)

SPALLCHECK! eventually
Proctor's gamble
rimfud, ri USA - Monday, September 09, 2002 at 11:37:15 (EDT)

I think she did. If I remember correctly, she was supposed to end up on camera evetually, but when they realized what a nutcase she was (not to mention her multiple addictions)they gradually shifted her to more and more menial jobs til they finally booted her. Channel 6 i think it was... I think they kept her that long worrying about the Wrath-O-Buddy...
Proctor's gamble
rimfud, ri USA - Monday, September 09, 2002 at 11:35:45 (EDT)

I'm very sorry about you cat, Mr. Benny. I'm sure she lived the life of a princess.
A sympathetic Lurker
USA - Monday, September 09, 2002 at 11:33:35 (EDT)

A cautionary tale for the fishermen. In India this guy was fishing in his small boat when a swordfish shot up out of the water and stabbed him in the eye... so ya think he's having a bad day? Get this, THE FISH GOT STUCK IN HIS EYE!!!!! They didn't get it out til hours later when it was surgically removed! Can you imagine that thing flapping around until they managed to kill it?... (note to boris- and you thought Hemingway's guy had a tough time of it!)
Proctor's gamble
rimfud, ri USA - Monday, September 09, 2002 at 11:31:35 (EDT)

didn't Nic-hole have a brief stint at a local news station? Mr. Trivia, you're bound to know this...
Willy
USA - Monday, September 09, 2002 at 11:31:21 (EDT)

Nicole is one screwed up girl. No surprise, her being the progeny of the unstained jacket. I saw her half naked making out with this other girl in the stairwell of One-Up. Well, it was considerably more than "making out". Anyway they were still at it over an hour later when I left and a parade 30-40 people had caught a bit of the show... not that I have anything against lesbian exhibitionists. As you might suspect, I rather enjoyed that, but that is the most normal behavior I've ever seen from her.
Proctor's gamble
rimfud, ri USA - Monday, September 09, 2002 at 11:03:01 (EDT)

PROVIDENCE -- Nicole Cianci, the daughter of former Mayor Vincent A. Cianci Jr., was taken to Rhode Island Hospital yesterday after the police found her walking and incoherent in the city's North End. Acting Police Chief Richard Sullivan said Cianci, 28, was taken to the emergency room at about 1 p.m. by a patrol officer who became concerned about her well-being. Sullivan said she "appeared incoherent" to the officer, but he did not know the exact nature of her condition. Sullivan said the officer discovered Cianci in the vicinity of Branch Avenue and offered to give her a ride home. After speaking with her, the officer became concerned and took her to the hospital. Sullivan said he was not certain whether the officer knew the woman was the former mayor's daughter. "We help people like this all the time," Sullivan said. "It doesn't matter who it is." Polly Stiness, a Lifespan spokeswoman, said Cianci was listed in satisfactory condition yesterday afternoon in the emergency room. By 10 p.m., a nursing supervisor said Cianci was no longer at the hospital.
nicole
branch ave, - Monday, September 09, 2002 at 10:46:06 (EDT)

Fuck Jerzy! What about me?!
Kraft Macaroni and Cheese <inthebluebox@kraft.com>
USA - Monday, September 09, 2002 at 10:43:05 (EDT)

Thanks Jerzy. You're the cheeziest.
Benny
USA - Monday, September 09, 2002 at 10:42:12 (EDT)

i am truly sorry for your loss benny. this is a little cheesy but, well, nice: http://www.petloss.com/poems/maingrp/rainbowb.htm
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, September 09, 2002 at 10:15:56 (EDT)

let's play ball!
Pop Warner
USA - Monday, September 09, 2002 at 10:09:40 (EDT)

I would like to ask the lurk for a moment of silence for the beloved Andre the cat. She showed up at the Benny factory yard about five years ago. She had dreds that'd put HR to shame and the wonderfull benefit of being completely deaf. Never once heard a clam or a trainwreck or one of Chil's "leads". She had an amazing yelp that you couldn't even spell in cyrillic. Before she came to us she had survived frostbite, starvation, and an altercation with a goodyear radial. But her last years were peaceful. She was a good girl. Goddbye "Ange" we'll miss you.
Benny Sizzler
Mourn City, USA - Monday, September 09, 2002 at 10:07:20 (EDT)

I'm still not here.... although I am thinking about it.
Proctor's gamble
rimfud, ri USA - Monday, September 09, 2002 at 09:46:36 (EDT)

WHO LET MY COUSIN HAVE THE CAR?!!... LONDON (Reuters) - British detectives are investigating the mystery of a hamster found driving a toy racing car along a promenade at a northern seaside resort, newspapers said on Saturday. The hamster, nicknamed Speedy, was handed in by a member of the public who found him cruising through Cleveleys, near Blackpool in the modified toy, which he powered by a treadmill.
Stuart Little
UK - Monday, September 09, 2002 at 09:44:10 (EDT)

Dock Shadow!? I like... the gringo didn't have much better luck than boris... after the Hell's Angels fiasco at their HQ they hit the waterfront fest. probably not part of the Prov PD plan. Needless to say between the sniveling suburbanites and surly scooter crew their was zilcho for parking, forcing Doc Shadow to use subtrefuge (the pickled kind, the raw stuff is dangerous) to obtain access to the barrier bungalow cutting into the crucial tidal primetime.
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Monday, September 09, 2002 at 09:41:56 (EDT)

Blank
Billy Blanks
USA - Monday, September 09, 2002 at 09:33:56 (EDT)

i have spent the past two weekends shuttling betwixt jc and beantown. so tired. at this point, that's right where i wanna be tho...plum tuckered out...not thinking too much or too hard. dig?! oh, and goodmorning to the lurk, each and every motherfucking one of ya's.....
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, September 09, 2002 at 09:20:28 (EDT)

all hail the Dock Zhadow. boris zpent weekend getting zkunked at conimicut point (north and zouth), greenwich bay, warwick cove and even zmelly oakland beach da. zchoolz, da, menhaden, da, hookenzee of bluefish NYET! ztriperz NYET! fucking zqueteague NYET! All hail the Dock Zhadow of the Hurricane Barrier da.
boris
ukrainus, USA - Monday, September 09, 2002 at 09:15:18 (EDT)

To P.O.P- when we think of something interesting you'll get your damn bulkhead update.
MJ
USA - Monday, September 09, 2002 at 08:55:03 (EDT)

a real man... Morning lurkers. Jerzy? Proctor? Boris, WILLY the KIBOSH?
MJ
USA - Monday, September 09, 2002 at 08:50:08 (EDT)

I'm not really here... morning to all anyway.
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Monday, September 09, 2002 at 08:30:07 (EDT)

And GOOD BUDDY LORD SIR, WHAT'S UP WILLY'S SKIRT?!
P.O.P.
USA - Monday, September 09, 2002 at 00:42:43 (EDT)

Okay I can't contain my non-logging silence any longer. WHAT HAPPENED AT THIS WEEKS PRACTICE??!!!!!!
Pissed off Peeker
I'm not saying, USA - Monday, September 09, 2002 at 00:41:27 (EDT)

Boyz, you can twirl, swing, twist in my yard all you want, just PLEASE try to be a little more hardcore in your manuevers. Thank you. And leave that Little Timmy bastard home.
Mrs. Sizzler
BAckyard, USA - Monday, September 09, 2002 at 00:11:15 (EDT)

Yeah, only it wasn't just air and my ma had to clean it out.
Benny Sizzler
Backyard, USA - Sunday, September 08, 2002 at 13:45:51 (EDT)

Did anyone see my method air in Benny Sizzler's inflatable pool?!
Z Boys
POB, CA USA - Sunday, September 08, 2002 at 09:37:39 (EDT)

Dave, straightedge queers are always welcome in my world. Party on.
MJ
Basement, USA - Saturday, September 07, 2002 at 23:53:08 (EDT)

We had a radical sesh last week on Benny's half pipe-then we skated his ramp, too.
Dogtown and Z Boys
POB, CA USA - Saturday, September 07, 2002 at 10:40:38 (EDT)

Benny Sizzler does a mean method air on his swing set. All the rats in the neihborhood wish they had that stylie. "Swing and Destroy"
Down wit da Kids
USA - Saturday, September 07, 2002 at 10:03:56 (EDT)

is benny sizzler related to benny agbayani?
louie luau
honolulu, hi - Saturday, September 07, 2002 at 09:51:43 (EDT)

Sometimes, you just have to know...
Hidden behind the mask <Thesmilingwombat@yahoo.com>
USA - Friday, September 06, 2002 at 22:49:59 (EDT)

you continue to bore me...work on it
Willy
USA - Friday, September 06, 2002 at 17:03:12 (EDT)

Have a large weekend folks. I'm out>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Proctor's gamble
rimfud, ri USA - Friday, September 06, 2002 at 16:47:05 (EDT)

Farewell cruel lurk..... I hardly knew ye..
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, September 06, 2002 at 16:46:04 (EDT)

I can feel the warmth in that post boris... oops nevermind, I peed myself.
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Friday, September 06, 2002 at 16:23:33 (EDT)

willy i for one hope you have the bezt weekend of your entire life and i mean that with abzolutely no zarcazm whatzoever da. you fuck.
boris
ukrainus, - Friday, September 06, 2002 at 16:21:12 (EDT)

chirp chirp chirp....
the crickets
USA - Friday, September 06, 2002 at 16:12:10 (EDT)

Looks like the counter will hit 4,000 before it hits a month old... that is unless someone figgers a way to shut me up.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, September 06, 2002 at 14:37:54 (EDT)

Corrente got 63 months. One month less than Buddy. Hmmmm, he musta missed one bribe or something...
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Friday, September 06, 2002 at 14:34:59 (EDT)

HAVE a group lurk hug. I was laughing to hard to see the mistake....
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Friday, September 06, 2002 at 14:04:11 (EDT)

Maybe we should a group lurk hug.
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Friday, September 06, 2002 at 14:03:06 (EDT)

Aw, c'mere ya big lug. Y'know I LOVE picking on ya. Doesn't that count?
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Friday, September 06, 2002 at 13:52:35 (EDT)

none of you EVER loved me! esp. YOU Borish...
the loveless lurker
USA - Friday, September 06, 2002 at 13:48:09 (EDT)

Hey Buddy, MAKEUP!
Arnold Schwarzenegger
USA - Friday, September 06, 2002 at 12:41:15 (EDT)

how'm'I s'pozzed ta buy a little tax relief now?
guy from da hill
USA - Friday, September 06, 2002 at 12:27:36 (EDT)

boris, I got an offer you CAN'T refuse.
Buddy Cianci
USA - Friday, September 06, 2002 at 12:16:11 (EDT)

At least we'll be able to get a seat at the restaurants on the hill now without Buddy threatening you over a plate-o-ziti...
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Friday, September 06, 2002 at 12:06:50 (EDT)

The pics don't do the place justice, but this is only a 15 minute ride from Prov. The spot called Fat Man's Misery is always fun. You drop in the high side of this fissure through a hole, and it gets progressivly narrower and shorter before you come out standing up at the other end like the guy in the pic... http://www.gweep.net/~lizzie/purgatory/
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Friday, September 06, 2002 at 12:04:42 (EDT)

64 months for buddy
boris
ukrainus, - Friday, September 06, 2002 at 12:01:08 (EDT)

jerzy, if my laptop comes through tomorrow, I'm gonna w**k on some of my writing ANY damn place I feel like cuz I won't be chained to Megabank Co.'s desktop... however I may be forced to key-up in bars cuz the battery ain't all there... actually it would probably be a good time to go to Purgatory Chasm and play mountain goat for the afternoon.
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Friday, September 06, 2002 at 11:49:00 (EDT)

boris iz very rattled by the cianci thing. very not cool. boris apologizez for belligerence. go take nappy now da..
boris
ukrainus, - Friday, September 06, 2002 at 11:47:45 (EDT)

joke completely wazted on the lowbrowed da. boris zomehow thinkz he can zpell ok.
boris
ukrainus, - Friday, September 06, 2002 at 11:39:07 (EDT)

I mounted Etna, she didn't seem that scary to me, but I DID shake her world.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, September 06, 2002 at 11:38:27 (EDT)

PERSUING? borish, that was your news item. Can I recommend some remedial English courses. I mean ya got some other lingos down, maybe ya can learn yourself sum English.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, September 06, 2002 at 11:34:50 (EDT)

mount etna zhakez zicilians but not much elze can.
boris
ukrainus, - Friday, September 06, 2002 at 11:31:40 (EDT)

Willy Wanka? Any relation to Paul Wanka?
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Friday, September 06, 2002 at 11:27:11 (EDT)

borish, have I hit a nerve? Maybe Buddy's Itals put the shakes into the Siss-ilians...
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, September 06, 2002 at 11:24:44 (EDT)

you're right Willy Wanka, boris never loved you. lance on the other hand...i heard you will be helping him 'choreograph' zome 'movez' on the next video da.
boris
ukrainus, - Friday, September 06, 2002 at 11:23:25 (EDT)

BoreUs, gobble the knob
Willy
USA - Friday, September 06, 2002 at 11:19:18 (EDT)

dark and ztormy da
boris
ukrainus, - Friday, September 06, 2002 at 11:15:27 (EDT)

Boris, I didn't know your cock was dark.
Sissy
USA - Friday, September 06, 2002 at 11:11:41 (EDT)

proctor'z weekend planz: persuing dark cock
boris
ukrainus, - Friday, September 06, 2002 at 11:08:08 (EDT)

proctor cianci iz italian and NOT zicilian. boris iz zicilian and our motto for italianz iz "yez you can join the mob az zoon az you can zpell it". weekend planz for boris: torture cat. wife out of town zo no can yell at boris da. willy iz a howyouzay 'knob' da.
boris
ukrainus, - Friday, September 06, 2002 at 11:06:36 (EDT)

EVERYONE? weekend agendas for everyone....?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, September 06, 2002 at 10:42:54 (EDT)

that's good to know. thanks proctor. weekend agendas?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, September 06, 2002 at 10:42:29 (EDT)

I gotta do more spoken word gigs... http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&cid=571&ncid=751&e=1&u=/nm/20020905/hl_nm/poetry_heart_dc
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, September 06, 2002 at 10:32:41 (EDT)

Did borish and wilty have a little tiff behind the bulkhead?
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, September 06, 2002 at 10:31:41 (EDT)

hey Bore Us, YOU NEVER LOVED ME YOU NEVER LOVED ME YOU NEVER LOVED ME WHY SHOULD ANYONE?!
Willy
USA - Friday, September 06, 2002 at 10:28:26 (EDT)

Any connection between this and Buddy's sentencing is PURELY coincidental... PALERMO, Sicily (Reuters) - A strong earthquake measuring 5.6 on the Richter scale rocked the southern Italian island of Sicily early on Friday, leaving two people dead from heart attacks and around 20 slightly injured.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, September 06, 2002 at 10:06:03 (EDT)

And who out there remembers the legendary show put on by Hyphen at Rocket? That show put Spinal Tap to shame... and if memory serves, that's the evening the Gringo and his mistress hooked up. She saw him piss on a luxury car at the entrance to the Biltmore and the rest is history....
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Friday, September 06, 2002 at 10:02:44 (EDT)

You wouldn't use a hyphen to say my verbose postings are a bit over the top, but you would use a hyphen to say Proc always has such over-the-top,verbose postings.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, September 06, 2002 at 09:57:11 (EDT)

Answer #2- I don't even use a regular razor let alone a straight edge... (more nit-picking over grammar)
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Friday, September 06, 2002 at 09:46:22 (EDT)

I looked at it with and without the hyphen, debating which was more correct. The hyphen is probably up to clarity and taste as to whether it belongs... (that's scary jerzy, it's another case of us thinking alike).... I decided to go w/hyphen to kinda emphasize the connection twixt the two terms... straight-edge/gay-edge
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, September 06, 2002 at 09:42:59 (EDT)

is there a hyphen in straight edge? i never used one before.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, September 06, 2002 at 09:11:10 (EDT)

Dave, we got a thing we call freedom of speech down here, that basically allows us to pass over our lips whatever we want too. Extending the logic a wee bit (pardon the pun).... If you wanna puff pee-pee let others puff pot-pot if'n they want.... I was thinking too, if people are either gay or straight and you wanna be straight-edge what do we call that?... gay-edge?
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, September 06, 2002 at 08:25:42 (EDT)

sorry for the spelling errors, i was quite frustrated when i was typing!
dave the sloppy fag
- Thursday, September 05, 2002 at 22:43:51 (EDT)

ok i just wanted to say that this fucking canadian pot thing is retarded. i heard some highschool (no pun intended) saying that they would just smoke pot all day, and they are saying that the legal age to get pot would be 16!! aaaaarrrrgggghhhhhh!!! as if! that bites my faggot ass hardcore!.................so the reason i am writing/typing this is to ask if there is any room in your contry for a few drug-free queers, so is there????????
dave the canadian fag <nighloooky@hotmail.com>
stoon, sk canada - Thursday, September 05, 2002 at 22:42:40 (EDT)

FUCK ME
donna
johnston, - Thursday, September 05, 2002 at 19:46:11 (EDT)

Fuck the Bruins!
Boris
USA - Thursday, September 05, 2002 at 18:13:04 (EDT)

PSYCHE!! My laptop is finally on its way. Beware ye lurkers, Proc is mobile... bang on the bulkhead a couple of times for me. And don't waste a perfectly good bucket-o-shiners on the Gringo's noggin!! I'm out >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Thursday, September 05, 2002 at 16:49:18 (EDT)

FUCK The Hives too
boris
ukrainus, - Thursday, September 05, 2002 at 16:31:05 (EDT)

how do you really feel bore us? see ya behind the bulkhead circa 2100 hours...
Willy
USA - Thursday, September 05, 2002 at 16:24:13 (EDT)

Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care. My master's gone away. When I was young I used to wait on master and hand him his plate, pass him the bottle when he got dry, And brush away the blue-tail fly. Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care. My master's gone away.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Thursday, September 05, 2002 at 16:20:46 (EDT)

SINGING!! Of course, why didn't I think of it. Let's see crickets.... how about Jiminy Cricket?... When you wish upon a staaaar, makes no difference who you aaaaare, when you wish upon a staaaar, your dreeeeeams coooooome TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUE (proc bustin a nut on the high note)
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Thursday, September 05, 2002 at 16:11:03 (EDT)

FUCK The Vines
boris
ukrainus, - Thursday, September 05, 2002 at 15:55:19 (EDT)

Oh boy, Proctor is left alone again. Pray to lurk that he don't start singing.
The Monitor
Washington, DC USA - Thursday, September 05, 2002 at 15:51:26 (EDT)

I said CHIRP CHIRP FUCKIN CHIRP!!
the crickets
USA - Thursday, September 05, 2002 at 14:26:42 (EDT)

chirp chirp chirp chirp.... chirp chrp chirp chirp chirp.... chirp chirp.... chirp chirp chirp... CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP!!!
the crickets
USA - Thursday, September 05, 2002 at 14:16:30 (EDT)

funny how those names seem SO familiar....
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Thursday, September 05, 2002 at 12:46:55 (EDT)

A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy in the movies when his toupee slides off. As Mean Joe's groping around for it, his hand goes between her legs, up under her skirt, and lands on her twat. She says, "That's it! That's it!" He says, "It can't be. I part mine on the side."
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Thursday, September 05, 2002 at 12:46:08 (EDT)

and the answer for the joke...... Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Thursday, September 05, 2002 at 12:44:19 (EDT)

And while you're thinking about that one...... -A young woman said to her doctor, "You have to help me, I hurt all over." "What do you mean jerzy?" said the doctor. -The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Ow, that hurts." -Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, "Ouch! That hurts, too." -Then she touched her right earlobe. "Ow, even THAT hurts." The doctor asked the woman, "Are you a natural blonde jerzy?" -"Why yes," she said. "I thought so," said the doctor. "You have a sprained finger."
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Thursday, September 05, 2002 at 12:42:48 (EDT)

Time to lighten the mood I say.... What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Thursday, September 05, 2002 at 12:39:37 (EDT)

I'm taking the 11th off.... Seems like most people I've talked to aren't quite sure what they're gonna do with themselves on Wednesday. Big-time avoidance and denial is still going on around here... Me, I have my own little private memorial planned, it will at least give me a solid way to start the day even if I end up walking around in a daze the rest of the day.
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Thursday, September 05, 2002 at 12:00:11 (EDT)

tensions are running high here as we near the first anniversary of 9/11. we just evacuated because an electrician hit a panel, setting off the fire alarms and no one knew what was happening - better safe than sorry. the people i work with already went through two building collapses (we had offices in both towers), so let's just say that edginess is something everyone here has in common. oy.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, September 05, 2002 at 11:16:45 (EDT)

My client's specifications are most reasonable and if the Gringo is beaten about the head with said "bucket-o-shiners", as his manager I must inform you that his performance may suffer somewhat... Of course there are a few "small" items I will require to properly manage my client (whether beaten or scrambled)... a per diem for communication services (Sprint Free-n-Clear only), a per diem for Gordito Burrito, a daily supply of little necks (raw), earplugs, a case of douche, and two cases of Sam Light (daily)...
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Thursday, September 05, 2002 at 10:33:42 (EDT)

Happy Lazt Day to the Bud-I !! Boris waz tinking about Zuicide Circle lazt night while catching 3 ztriperz off Conimicut Light da.
boris <meetme@nicoles.com>
ukrainus, - Thursday, September 05, 2002 at 10:17:04 (EDT)

Girls don't forget there's a place where you sweat, use your feminine spray.
Mott
USA - Thursday, September 05, 2002 at 09:54:10 (EDT)

I got the motts
Mott
USA - Thursday, September 05, 2002 at 09:52:08 (EDT)

what?? does this thing even work?
billy
USA - Thursday, September 05, 2002 at 09:51:45 (EDT)

How come this site is for the birds?
Chumbucket <vondoom27@yahoo.com>
prov, ri USA - Thursday, September 05, 2002 at 09:49:24 (EDT)

meet me behind the benny bulkhead tonight...and bring the motts...
Willy
USA - Thursday, September 05, 2002 at 09:43:56 (EDT)

The only pounding going on down that bulkhead will be the sound of my client beating the Gringo to the ground-complete with his own 'Bucket o shiners"
Jacque's Manager
LA, CA USA - Thursday, September 05, 2002 at 09:42:49 (EDT)

As manager for the gringo, I'd like to inform the band that he will indeed be pounding on the bulkhead this very evening... oh, BTW he did have a few "small" items he expects to be ready for him... a copy of Fish & Stream, a bucket of shiners, a "sounds of the dock" sleep aid, and hip boots with a built in radio for the Sox games...
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Thursday, September 05, 2002 at 09:34:10 (EDT)

Mornin to all lurkers. Woke up a bit hungrier than usual, couldn't figure out why. Smoky on the other hand just turned up his nose at his kibble this morning like he'd already eaten a three course meal. Go figger....
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Thursday, September 05, 2002 at 08:44:24 (EDT)

Proc gave me a delicious midnight snack last night. It was some of that chunky wet kibble. It was sort of a melange of Sam Light, burritos, quahogs, with an unexpected note of vinegar and a hint of bile... most tasty!
Smoky (Proctor's Dog)
USA - Thursday, September 05, 2002 at 08:39:53 (EDT)

hey it'z not like they can pozzibly become lezz intelligent: http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20020905/ap_wo_en_po/canada_marijuana_5
boris
ukrainus, - Thursday, September 05, 2002 at 08:09:13 (EDT)

i'm sorry, i don't know what has come over me. being so disgusting so early in the morning. oh dear.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, September 05, 2002 at 07:08:33 (EDT)

if proctor gets drunk and pukes and there's no one around to witness it, does smoky eat his puke?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, September 05, 2002 at 07:07:51 (EDT)

Benny Sizzler is bonus, hey?
Hose Head
Fredrickton, Quebec CA - Wednesday, September 04, 2002 at 23:26:10 (EDT)

There's that assdrip jacques. There he is. and there's his asshole too.
MJ
USA - Wednesday, September 04, 2002 at 22:47:32 (EDT)

My Mythological God forsaken ankles have swelled so much I can't even "operate" a mouse. And my asshole is so big I can't even walk!
Jacqués
USA - Wednesday, September 04, 2002 at 19:22:08 (EDT)

counter okeydoke from here in minsk da
boris
ukrainus, - Wednesday, September 04, 2002 at 19:02:46 (EDT)

COME BACK TIMMY!!! i waz only kiddink about ze zpaceship howyouzay blowjobz!! hey bstc i get thiz for counter addrezz da: http://hostingtoolbox.com/bin/Count.cgi?df=www.bennyzizzler.com.counter.counter.htm
boris
ukrainus, - Wednesday, September 04, 2002 at 18:18:54 (EDT)

this log is so fucking POLLUTED that i hadda scroll six feet down to get a simple answer...tomorrow night...er...yeah...should work...
Willy
USA - Wednesday, September 04, 2002 at 16:56:56 (EDT)

i'm gonna ask once more, when we gonna HIT IT with some TASTY GROOVES? Benny?
Willy
USA - Wednesday, September 04, 2002 at 16:54:09 (EDT)

Who was that masked man? And why does he have such a big stinky vagina? Ain't he ever heard of douches? Enuf questions... I'm off to macro land see ya in hell boyz.. I'm out>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Wednesday, September 04, 2002 at 16:50:59 (EDT)

Beware lurkers! Those Paypal cretins finally put through my pesos for that laptop. I'll be able to lurk anytime from damn near anywhere soon!!
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Wednesday, September 04, 2002 at 16:47:33 (EDT)

don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya, you pussys! er..except you MJ. over and out, bye-byeeee!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, September 04, 2002 at 16:46:30 (EDT)

If it takes a bushel to hide it, PLEASE do us a favor... NO LIGHT ON THAT THING!!!!
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Wednesday, September 04, 2002 at 16:44:31 (EDT)

I COUNT! DAMN IT I COUNT!! I won't hide my light under a bushel anymore!!!
Vagina Man
USA - Wednesday, September 04, 2002 at 16:43:05 (EDT)

the counter fell over laughing a while back... all this vinegar musta shorted something.
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Wednesday, September 04, 2002 at 16:41:18 (EDT)

i no see counter either MJ
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, September 04, 2002 at 16:39:50 (EDT)

yeah MJ...YOU left us, we had to resort to VAGINA talks! mary mother of god, what the FUCK?!!?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, September 04, 2002 at 16:39:24 (EDT)

Hey Boris, my counter no show up. I got the missing jpeg logo. what gives. Can you see it?
MJ
USA - Wednesday, September 04, 2002 at 16:38:54 (EDT)

I'm feeling kinda cheezy, anybody got a douche handy.
Vagina Man
USA - Wednesday, September 04, 2002 at 16:38:47 (EDT)

Jesus, Mary and Mean Joseph. I go away for one minute.
MJ
USA - Wednesday, September 04, 2002 at 16:38:06 (EDT)

er..i stand corrected. rewinding, rewinding...."...vagina, man!"
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, September 04, 2002 at 16:37:38 (EDT)

That's right I am a vagina and I am a man!!!!
Vagina Man
USA - Wednesday, September 04, 2002 at 16:36:08 (EDT)

Actually, you said "vagina man"
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Wednesday, September 04, 2002 at 16:35:23 (EDT)

you couldn't come up with something better than that proctor?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, September 04, 2002 at 16:34:53 (EDT)

Y'all realize this is becoming the vagina mono-LOG!!
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Wednesday, September 04, 2002 at 16:34:03 (EDT)

huh huh! i said VAGINA!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, September 04, 2002 at 16:33:02 (EDT)

French, Greek, hell I got Irish, what kinda dressing you wanna whip up?
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Wednesday, September 04, 2002 at 16:32:12 (EDT)

je le doute beaucoup.
boris
ukrainus, - Wednesday, September 04, 2002 at 16:31:22 (EDT)

them things are BAD BAD BAD for the pH levels of the vagina man! they will mess you up. unless you be trying to impress us with your french.....
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, September 04, 2002 at 16:30:33 (EDT)

you know for an irishman that waz pretty funny da
boris
ukrainus, - Wednesday, September 04, 2002 at 16:30:07 (EDT)

I got a radio face and I'm looking for some radio head!
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Wednesday, September 04, 2002 at 16:29:38 (EDT)

Hey jerzy, I got a douche here, sayz it's supposed to be "refreshing" you want some of dat.
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Wednesday, September 04, 2002 at 16:28:35 (EDT)

damn! spoke too soon! so what're you trying to say proctor?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, September 04, 2002 at 16:28:13 (EDT)

being a howyouzay 'red sox' follower iz not like being a 'fan' but more like having an incurable dizeaze da.
boris
ukrainus, - Wednesday, September 04, 2002 at 16:27:57 (EDT)

all thiz jose theodorable talk haz overheated the counter da. BSTC muzt be az big a fan as jozeph da.
boris
ukrainus, - Wednesday, September 04, 2002 at 16:26:59 (EDT)

jerzy, two things... 1- huzzey is a good thing in my book and 2- I was in radio for 7 years.
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Wednesday, September 04, 2002 at 16:26:14 (EDT)

Boris, please allow me to speak plainly-are you SO RETARDED as to think the Red Sox EVER had a chance?!!
MJ
USA - Wednesday, September 04, 2002 at 16:25:32 (EDT)

i find the lack of proctor rather refreshing, actually.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, September 04, 2002 at 16:25:18 (EDT)

What is it ICE CREAM day at Proctor's megabank again?
MJ
USA - Wednesday, September 04, 2002 at 16:23:55 (EDT)

boris zorry jozeph. boris get carried away with excitement of hockey da. the howyouzay 'red sox' have gone shittenzee in the bed again da. zad. zo very zad.
boris
ukrainus, - Wednesday, September 04, 2002 at 16:23:22 (EDT)

you're into eunuchs MJ? well, i guess that's ONE way to work the whole birth control angle.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, September 04, 2002 at 16:23:22 (EDT)

Hey Boris, say it, don't spray it.
MJ
USA - Wednesday, September 04, 2002 at 16:21:09 (EDT)

yeah, me too. I'm a one unic kind of guy i guess
MJ
USA - Wednesday, September 04, 2002 at 16:20:42 (EDT)

jose theodork da!
boris
ukrainus, - Wednesday, September 04, 2002 at 16:20:08 (EDT)

jose theodork da!
boris
ukrainus, - Wednesday, September 04, 2002 at 16:20:04 (EDT)

and another thing-fucking JACQUES too GOOD for us these days? OOhhh i'm jacques and i have a life outside of an ass-numbing, nerve-damaging, ankle-swelling computer chair...
MJ
USA - Wednesday, September 04, 2002 at 16:18:35 (EDT)

MJ! damn! i is a one guy sort of grrrl....sorry to disappointcha!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, September 04, 2002 at 16:16:56 (EDT)

and you LAY OFF the HABS and my Jose Theodorable boris!
MJ
USA - Wednesday, September 04, 2002 at 16:16:49 (EDT)

hmmm. HMMMMMM. okay then.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, September 04, 2002 at 16:15:59 (EDT)

Jrz, Boris DOES has a hot little Nastashia of his own. I negelected to mention this. Guess I was secretly hoping to get a "log, carol, ted and alice" thing going, just cuz...
MJ
USA - Wednesday, September 04, 2002 at 16:15:48 (EDT)

zcarz da mullet nyet face for radio da. a face not even joze theodorable could love da.
boris
ukrainus, - Wednesday, September 04, 2002 at 16:10:56 (EDT)

hey boris, could you define "radio face"? i'm picturing scars and a mullet (after all, you are into hockey too).
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, September 04, 2002 at 16:08:51 (EDT)

ohh....THAT one-eyed quahog! Jozeph you could've zaved me zome confuzion and juzt called it the 'Canadienz logo' da...
boris
ukrainus, - Wednesday, September 04, 2002 at 16:07:36 (EDT)

why am i a huzzy proctor? damn you and your double standards!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, September 04, 2002 at 15:59:16 (EDT)

PINCH ME!
The Horny Log
USA - Wednesday, September 04, 2002 at 15:50:33 (EDT)

boris haz ze bezt face for radio EVAH da. hey jozeph WTF iz a 1-eyed quahog?
boris
ukrainus, - Wednesday, September 04, 2002 at 15:43:39 (EDT)

Damn jerzy, I guess it's a good thing Damir has a camera to play with...(you huzzey!)
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Wednesday, September 04, 2002 at 15:43:20 (EDT)

While I've never actually SEEN Boris, I have had the pleasure of him pinching logs for me. And he's quite good at that.
MJ
USA - Wednesday, September 04, 2002 at 15:41:47 (EDT)

Mean Joe, don't know if I'll see the Dark Rocker, as I am pretending to be a student of Macroeconomics til the 9 hour. If I see em afterwards I'll pass it along.
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Wednesday, September 04, 2002 at 15:40:20 (EDT)

MJ are you trying to get me to transfer my affections to boris? did he put you up to this? tell me more about that hockey lovin' computer knowin' russian-esque dude!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, September 04, 2002 at 15:26:10 (EDT)

Jerzy, you don't want no pickle, you want a one-eyed quahog. Boris can supply that I'm told...
MJ
USA - Wednesday, September 04, 2002 at 15:23:29 (EDT)

Proctor, can you sqaure the sizz and see to it that Dock Rocker knows about the sesh tomorrow (see? i can spell it)
MJ
USA - Wednesday, September 04, 2002 at 15:22:29 (EDT)

Hey Willy, can you "practice" tomorrw night? we need some more news items
MJ
USA - Wednesday, September 04, 2002 at 15:21:22 (EDT)

a real man...
MJ
USA - Wednesday, September 04, 2002 at 15:20:43 (EDT)

That's right...
Mean Joseph
USA - Wednesday, September 04, 2002 at 15:20:27 (EDT)

MAN! I am passing some mega-logs today!!
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Wednesday, September 04, 2002 at 14:44:08 (EDT)

jerzy, when I woke up this mornin it was raining with some thunder. At one point I heard this massive rumbler that sounded like it was less than a mile away, and then the sound changed and rose back up in a growing rumble. It fucking sounded like a whole building was coming down (and there are large industrial buildings right where it seemed to be coming from). I started shaking and I swear I was just waiting for them to break into the news and say it had happened again. I've already been having the squirms and even a few nightmares about the anniversary. I've been an emotional roller coaster in growing degrees as the 11th approaches. Fuck bin Laden, but I'll tell ya somethings will never be the same. Keep the faith and step on bin Laden's hair if you get to him before me.
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Wednesday, September 04, 2002 at 14:43:07 (EDT)

As long as there are gods the world will be at odds.
D. Nap
USA - Wednesday, September 04, 2002 at 14:42:27 (EDT)

i missed this show last night, but heard it was really good: http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/shows/faith/
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, September 04, 2002 at 14:10:37 (EDT)

This woman works for my company: http://www.cnn.com/SPECIALS/2002/america.remembers/stories/tower/engoran.html
jerzy grrrl
jc, n