lurkive 17-23jul02
er...it just works better that way...you won't explode or anything...at
least as far as i know.....
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, July 23, 2002 at 07:15:24 (EDT)
oh yeah, it's best to be laying down when attempting that
stunt!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, July 23, 2002 at 06:36:31 (EDT)
MJ, that sucks! sometimes massaging in a clockwise half-circle,
starting in the area of the stomachand working down toward your colon helps
with that sort of thing. it helps stimulate things and get's thing moving in
the right direction...if you KNOW what i mean!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, July 23, 2002 at 06:35:05 (EDT)
Hey Jerzy, I can't sleep either on acounta I got a wicked
gas bubble-way up high like. I cain't fart, I cain't shit, hell I cain't even
burp...
Mean
Joe
USA - Tuesday, July 23, 2002 at 00:30:12 (EDT)
oh man...i just realized how UN punk rock my last entry was.
forgive me, for i know not what i do (and i'm aging!)...
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 23:41:04 (EDT)
DAMN it's late! how come i'm still up?!!? I gotta be sharp
to fend off proctor's blows tomorrow! good night dear lurk!!!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 23:39:44 (EDT)
punk rock ruined punk rock's life.
a punk rocker
hardcore, USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 23:36:42 (EDT)
Benny Sizzler ruined punk rock
A band member
USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 23:00:55 (EDT)
Benny sizzler ruined my son's life
Gene's mother
West of Boston, USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 21:24:12 (EDT)
Punk rock ruined my son's life.
Larry's Mother
USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 21:23:32 (EDT)
Punk rock ruined my life
Larry
Salt Lake Shitty, Morman's Hole USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 17:02:08 (EDT)
JUST trying a little negative reinforcement... hmmmm, where
did I hear that before?
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 16:58:19 (EDT)
4, 3, 2, 1 see ya tomorrow.
Mean Joe
USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 16:57:35 (EDT)
PS-Don't make me stop this lurk and turn around and beat
some humility into you, smartass
Mean
Joe
USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 16:56:57 (EDT)
Would you be battered and served on a stick? And would it
be Pawtucket tap water?
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 16:56:39 (EDT)
Well, 'bout that time.... I'm out in..10,9,8,7,6,5... see
ya in hell boyz.....
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 16:55:22 (EDT)
If I were a dish...hmmm...I think that I would be a big keilbasa
with a big tall glass of lukewarm tap water!
Mean Joe
USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 16:55:07 (EDT)
I hear MJ is a dish, but she's more than a bit cracked.
The Phantom Diner
Belly Up, USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 16:53:00 (EDT)
Just to fluff my ego one more time... I was presented a framed
certification of my Jeopardy Championship status... very spiffy, it's even got
one of dem there gold seal thingys on it...
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 16:51:28 (EDT)
I feel like I should be saying this on the dating game but...
Mean Joe number one, if you were a food what would you be and what sort of beverage
should accompany you?
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 16:46:18 (EDT)
I wrote some of the best bodice-rippers known to woman.
Harold Robbins
Scarsdale, NY USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 16:43:59 (EDT)
Looks like the boyz of summer are determined to wreck in
the fall. they're calling for a strike on Sept. 16. Those prima donna idiots
obviously flunked their public relations course. ANY thing that comes off as
anti-patriotic near Sept 11 is gonna be a sure fire recipe for becoming Public-Pariah
#1...
Proctor's
gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 16:42:46 (EDT)
The Don from Johnston Burrito-fucking disgusting.
Mean
Joe
USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 16:42:30 (EDT)
Hey Don, you weren't actually expecting help from the lurk
were you? What, are you fucking high?
Lurk Master
The Upstairs, USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 16:40:12 (EDT)
My baby brother is one big fat necked poser. Why hell. I
wrote all the songs and he get all the glory. Just like that dude from Oasis.
Sure the good looking one gets all the accolades.
Horatio Rollins
RIveride, CA USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 16:36:35 (EDT)
I guess the blue plate specials didn't cut it... anybody
out there with an appetite left?
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 16:34:27 (EDT)
Care for a shine sir?
Shoe Shine Boy
USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 16:24:39 (EDT)
You want chips and salsa with that?
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 15:38:10 (EDT)
A Proctor burrito- large, very hot, over-stuffed, and all
wrapped up in itself... a meal most find hard to swallow and sure to bring on
indigestion and bad dreams...
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 15:22:08 (EDT)
on a shingle and deep fried. i'm quite delicious!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 15:16:59 (EDT)
jerzy on a shingle?
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 15:15:57 (EDT)
i LOVE Mean Joe too! what am i?! chopped liver?! chipped
beef?!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 15:11:32 (EDT)
Did someone say bomb? We will not surrender until our homeland
has been restored to us! ALLAH AKHBAR!!... KER-PLOW!!! (sound of terrorist exploding)
Yasar Halfafart
inexile, - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 15:06:19 (EDT)
Did the communists ever bomb NYC killing thousands of US
citizens?
Don from Blown Off by the Lurk
USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 15:00:11 (EDT)
Exene loves Mean Joe
Someone Who Knows
- Monday, July 22, 2002 at 14:58:58 (EDT)
How DID Xene get involved with this? Is it because she DOES
have hair for jerzy to stand on?
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 14:51:54 (EDT)
Napster could have solved my problem.
Don from 1999
USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 14:45:34 (EDT)
Did Exene get ripped off too?
Don
USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 14:42:41 (EDT)
I saw X several times back in the day, they always put on
a juicy show... didn't one of the guys kick off from X? Was it John Doe? Billy
Zoom is still around... I think...
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 14:42:29 (EDT)
beat it, Harry...you're bothering the lurkers...
Willy
USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 14:37:28 (EDT)
I never made it in the music biz.
Harry Rollins
USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 14:36:52 (EDT)
oh. der. little fried here....forgive. what aobut Xene Cervenka?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 14:33:01 (EDT)
dude! i got like all thuh rollins he evah made evah! Youse
want just meat me at gold's and i'll give you the empty 3's of, like, all his
tunes dude. Just tell me more about these empty 3's and i will see if all my
rollins will like fit into one dude. i like jello too...grape mostly...
Vinny
<
funcity@shitferbrains.com>
Johnston, RI USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 14:22:41 (EDT)
See! You aren't gonna leave Don hanging in the lurk are you?
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 14:21:19 (EDT)
I've been ripped off!
Don
- Monday, July 22, 2002 at 14:18:11 (EDT)
The hair I was refering to was on the head of the folks that
ripped off Don for the Rollins CD... silly
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 14:15:52 (EDT)
AND from my perspective Rollins gets extra props for almost
single handedly popularizing the spoken word trip (with a nod to Jello of course)...
A poet with a neck like that is hard to ignore...
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 14:12:49 (EDT)
he shaves his head silly!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 14:09:10 (EDT)
Come on jerzy, this is Rollins we're talking about. Maybe
I jumped the gun offering your services in the hair stepping department, but
your not gonna tell me you're not a fan of the thick-necked one? Besides I thought
you liked standing on peoples hair...
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 14:05:44 (EDT)
how did i get pulled into this - proctor, are you taking
my name in vain again?!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 13:58:00 (EDT)
I always wanted to be a POP star.
Ted Williams
Cryogenic City, AZ USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 13:49:29 (EDT)
They're doing the Ted Williams tribute at Fenway today...
I understand that they're handing out popsicles in the shape of Ted's head to
all the fans... kinda gives me a shiver just thinking about it.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 13:38:06 (EDT)
NO SHIT!
Don - 1 of 4 non blonds
USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 13:30:01 (EDT)
Don, we have a strict policy here of ignoring customers and
if we answered your calls and e-mails everybody would expect it. I'm sure you
see our dilemna so please stop calling.
Caveat
Emptor
Heartless-mega-mail-order Co., USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 13:17:55 (EDT)
Does anybody have an mp3 of these ditties? Maybe Jerzy can
stand on their pubic hairz with her steel toed jack boots.
Don
USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 13:15:44 (EDT)
Don, jerzy will stand on their hair while I beat them up...
does that help?
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 13:11:00 (EDT)
"too songs" thats funny - TWO!
Don from Spallcheck
USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 13:04:37 (EDT)
Okay, I know this is breaking rank on the lurk and actually
discussing music, but I'm looking for a little justice/revenge. A couple months
ago I bought a Rollins cd "Lifetime" to get the songs "do it" and "next time",
but when the cd came, guess what too songs were missing on the track list. Apparently
I bought a friggin UK import that didn't have those songs included. Motherfucker,
right! So then the mail order place never returned emails or calls so I could
send the thing back. Could anybody help out a fellow lurker?
Don from the 80's <
mailto:sorry%20the%20post%20is%20@%20long.com>
USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 13:03:32 (EDT)
Jimi Hendrix... not that funny.
Henry VIII
Jolly Ole - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 12:54:59 (EDT)
Duh, gee Tennessee, Mr. Whoopee's right ya know.
Chumley
USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 12:51:27 (EDT)
More trivia: Homer Simpson's middle name is in tribute to
Jay Ward. Homer Jay Simpson.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 12:49:38 (EDT)
Tennesee would have been nothing without my 3D magic drawing
board
Phineas J. Whoopee
USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 12:48:51 (EDT)
Fractured Fairytales kicked ass... here's some stupid trivia
for ya. The band Herman's Hermits named themselves after Sherman (of Sherman
& Peabody) or at least they meant to. When someone in the band suggested
the character to reflect their quirky persona they remembered the name wrong...
and the rest is rock'n'roll history (can you imagine Jimi Hendrix sitting backstage
listening to Henry the VIII after doing his set?)
Proctor's
gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 12:46:58 (EDT)
Why are you all putting me on ice?
Tennessee Tuxedo
USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 12:41:57 (EDT)
I feel like I'm in the way back machine.
Mr Peabody
USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 12:39:34 (EDT)
i also got into Tom Slick and Fractured Fairy Tales. Jay
Ward stuff rocks.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 12:29:51 (EDT)
It looks like the stock market could use a super hero....
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 12:09:17 (EDT)
Welcome to Toon Town...
Proctor's
gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 11:50:02 (EDT)
Natasha is good, but be careful she is the one who gave me
this nasty scar.
Fearless Leader
Moscow, Russia - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 11:47:44 (EDT)
Darling, I will give you what we used to call a Siberian
Snow Job. You will never want a capatilist girl again.
Natasha
Moscow, Russia - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 11:45:59 (EDT)
There are no stains on my jacket!
Riff Raff
USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 11:43:09 (EDT)
If you want to touch the girls you gotta talk to me first,
got it!
Simon Bar Sinister
USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 11:42:27 (EDT)
Am I to be regarded as a sex object?
Underdog
USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 11:40:46 (EDT)
Don't you want to find out why they call me sweet?
Sweet Polly Purebred
USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 11:40:46 (EDT)
Mine was Underdog.
Mean Joe
USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 11:35:55 (EDT)
my favorite super hero when i was a kid was Super Chicken.
for real.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 11:33:21 (EDT)
If you're looking for a little discipline, you can be my
dog. NOW BARK FOR MOMMA!!
Wonder Woman
Amazon, USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 11:33:07 (EDT)
Has anyone seen my invisible jet? I can't find it...
Wonder Woman
Paradise Island, USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 11:31:43 (EDT)
I am SUPER COMMIE!!!!
Benny Sizzler Man
All around you, USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 11:31:13 (EDT)
Those chicks at the Daily Planet are all over the hill. If
you want some REAL action come on down to the Bat Cave.
BatMan
Gotham City, USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 11:28:48 (EDT)
Lois makes me wear this silly outfit to bed every night (you
knew I had to show up sooner or later)
SuperMan
out of the phone booth, USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 11:16:02 (EDT)
I can see right through those tits, Lois
Clark
Suicide City, USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 11:10:00 (EDT)
I eat world!
Jimmy
USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 11:09:24 (EDT)
I've examined all the "ladies" down at the Daily Planet and
I can certify that they are all disease free, although there is only one who
does that little trick with her tongue.
Professor Pepperwinkle
Metropolis, USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 11:09:21 (EDT)
Jimmy, that's just silicon you idiot. AND DON'T CALL ME CHIEF!!
Proctor's gamble
Metropolis, USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 11:02:04 (EDT)
Gee Lois, I never knew you had such nice tits. Hey Chief,
check out the set on her!
Jimmy Olson
Metropolis, USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 11:00:18 (EDT)
I'm just a mild-mannered reporter who w**ks at the local
bordello. May I recommend you try Lois Lane in the Kryptonite Room?
Clark Kent <
Daily Planet>
phonebooth, USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 10:53:24 (EDT)
Now here is an IPO that should stir some interest... Australia's
largest brothel, the Daily Planet, unveiled plans Monday to list its property
arm in a bid to build the world's largest floated sex empire.
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 10:45:52 (EDT)
Get thee to a nunnery!
Shakespeare
Stratford on the Avon, Merry Old England - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 10:35:33
(EDT)
Sulphurous pit does have a bit of bite to it doesn't it?
That comment is Lear talking about his daughters... so much for daddy's little
girl.
Proctor's
gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 09:54:51 (EDT)
We don't like your kind snooping around our quaint RI village.
Next time we sic the dogs on you. -Frenchie Hick, Mayor of Fiskeville
Frenchie <
boonies@ri.com>
fiskeville, USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 09:52:04 (EDT)
It's time a real man logged on. Who you calling a sulpherous
pit...? Oh and good morning all
Mean Joe
USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 09:41:08 (EDT)
Somehow I knew that comment was coming... but two hands has
always sufficed for me. Well, there have been occasions I've used my teeth or
even my toes... I'll leave the rest to your imagination jerzy...
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 09:25:09 (EDT)
...and you were the octopus, proctor?
jerz
USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 09:17:41 (EDT)
grammacheck!.. A spider
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 09:17:34 (EDT)
wrastle an octopus?... I've had a few dates like that. Ever
square dance with spider?
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 09:16:29 (EDT)
Mean Joe so you're a half-breed short pig.. hmmm, reminds
me of something I read yesterday.... King Lear- ActIV, Scene VI, 128-132...Down
from the waist they are Centaurs,/ Though women all above:/ But to the girdle
do the gods inherit,/ Beneath is all the fiends’:/ There’s hell, there’s darkness,
there is the sulphurous pit,/
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 09:12:56 (EDT)
good morning all. question: any of you ever wrastle an octopus?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 08:58:56 (EDT)
Good mornin all, the resident wise-ass is checking in.....
Proctor's
gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 08:42:10 (EDT)
"who is PROCTOR, alex?!!?"
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 07:22:15 (EDT)
"Okay, the answer is: aspiring poet who fancies strippers
and harassing grrrls in jerzy."
jerzy grrrl
jc , nj USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 07:21:31 (EDT)
"I'll take Wackos of the Lurk for 1000 Alex"
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 07:21:15 (EDT)
So Proc, your Jeopardized head fit thru the door of the lurk
this morning, or what? (Mind you I'm writing this in the future since I will
still be three hours away from wake up when you read this in the a.m.)
Mean
Joe
USA - Sunday, July 21, 2002 at 23:17:36 (EDT)
Hey "Mr. Long Pig Futures", you weren't talking to ME were
you?! I'm just a fucking short pig and I'm a halfbreed to boot. Which reminds
me of a lyric Willy recently wrote..."having a halfbreed in the band ain't half
bad"
Mean Joe
USA - Sunday, July 21, 2002 at 16:29:38 (EDT)
Oh I cover n*sync allright. Like a cat covers a turd.
The Jockstrap
USA - Sunday, July 21, 2002 at 16:26:42 (EDT)
Oh I COVER Britney allright. Like a thimble covers a kneecap.
The bra
USA - Sunday, July 21, 2002 at 01:25:22 (EDT)
you know what? i think i am a big dumbass, why did i ever
start doing the fucking britney.....now everyone wants to hear it all the time.
you know what.....fuck the bay city rollers and fuck britney and fuck the rollers
fucking britney....i am just gonna do n*sync covers....lol
dave the fag
sask, up your ass - Saturday, July 20, 2002 at 23:06:16 (EDT)
you know, i cover britney when i play so why the fuck cant
you guys do the bay city rollers, pop can be fun..... and it gets people all
rowdy when you do stupid covers
dave the fag
sask, my ass - Saturday, July 20, 2002 at 23:03:02 (EDT)
Yea so, ...the bay city rollers are bigger pussies than you'll
ever be.
Me-me
Down Basement, USA - Saturday, July 20, 2002 at 18:36:27 (EDT)
you're just pissed i didn't wanna cover the bay city rollers.
pussy band anyway.
You You
Basement, USA - Saturday, July 20, 2002 at 18:23:06 (EDT)
Yea, I had a meeting with myself and we decided that you're
out of the band. Pack up your crap and get the fuck out.
Me-me
Basement, USA - Saturday, July 20, 2002 at 12:28:06 (EDT)
who you zay invent diz tink hockey? zee kanada peeplz? wronk!
eez zee peeple vrum republik russia. zovietz invent diz tink! da, und ztalin
waz un howyouzay mothafucka in zee defenzif zone da. der zergei zamzonoff hee
giffs me more off dee wood than zelda da!
Boris <
olg@korbut.com>
Ukrainus, CCCP - Saturday, July 20, 2002 at 08:53:21 (EDT)
Just another drunken, disease spreadin, self appointed-self
righteous, slave diseminating, euroPEON myth monger who'd look good with a broad
stick up it's ass over the spit.
Long
Pig Futures Down 387 points
No Gods, No Countries, No Fucking Long Pigs, - Saturday, July 20, 2002 at 00:07:10
(EDT)
Jesus H. Long Pig. So the Proctor goes and actually wins
that Mortgage Jeopardy gig. And then he comes on the lurk and gloats about it.
He'll get no ego biscuits from this lurk. When you lurk, you're just another
long pig-Jeopardy victor or not. You ain't no better than the brown and yella
and you'll never be. So wipe that pride right off your high and mighty face
and come back down to where you belong.
Mean
Joe
USA - Friday, July 19, 2002 at 22:17:20 (EDT)
oh god. proctor...go scratch!
jerzy grrrl <
sick@tomystomach.com>
jc, nj USA - Friday, July 19, 2002 at 18:06:42 (EDT)
GOOOOD DAY SIRS!
Willy
USA - Friday, July 19, 2002 at 17:40:05 (EDT)
Well it's time for me to go do my victory dance and go cavorting
from hot spot to hot spot. I might as well hit the countdown.. 10,9,8,7,6,5,4...
I'm out see ya in hell boyz..........
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, July 19, 2002 at 16:55:37 (EDT)
I'm in such a good mood I'm not even gonna go for the freudian
slip thing (me being the GAMBLE-ing man) and tease you about it. NO!! I am above
that kinda gutter shot...
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, July 19, 2002 at 16:48:54 (EDT)
oops.. i meant to say that i'm NOT a gambling grrrl....
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, July 19, 2002 at 16:38:26 (EDT)
proctor, i'm a gambling grrrl...i fly low and try to stay
under the radar...see?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, July 19, 2002 at 16:37:38 (EDT)
jerzy, things musta been "jumping" down there in trader land.
What's your call on the bottom? I'm betting on 500 more down (NYSE) before this
market thingy starts creeping up again. What's the scuttle-butt just a stone
throw from The Wall?
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, July 19, 2002 at 16:33:13 (EDT)
GOOD GOD, that probably is where I got it. I saw that movie
and I was rooting for leo to end up in davy jones locker. That was one of the
most insipid strips of celluloid I've EVER seen. The only characters I liked
were the folks in steerage (and that stuff ended up on the cutting room floor).
of course the effects were ace when leo and co. kept out of the way...
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, July 19, 2002 at 16:16:40 (EDT)
i assumed you were spoofing titanic...leonardo dicaprio..."i'm
the king of the world..." jeez, and you won that jeopardy contest?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, July 19, 2002 at 16:09:36 (EDT)
alright so I'm NOT king of the ghetto, but who the hell is
Leonardo??
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, July 19, 2002 at 16:08:25 (EDT)
no. you're king of your office. we have not crowned you king
of the ghetto and i should know. i live there. hate to burst your bubble proctor
(or should i say leonardo?!).
jerzy grrrl <
teehee@hee.com>
jc, nj USA - Friday, July 19, 2002 at 16:04:33 (EDT)
I am KING of the ghetto!!!
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Friday, July 19, 2002 at 16:00:52 (EDT)
as a friend of mine says... ONCE AGAIN, GOOD TRIUMPHS OVER
EVIL!!! I did the lurk proud and I have a cheesy hand-painted tray to put in
the lurk trophy case (and some movie passes too). They had a host named Mort
Lender and his assistant Lana File (mortgage humor). Oh and jerzy, you'd be
proud. When Lana came up to do the contestant chit-chat, I told her I was free
after the show (to MUCH hysterical laughter from the crowd). So it's official
I AM THE BIGGEST SMART-ASS IN THE BUILDING!! WOOOO HOOOOOOOOO!!!
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, July 19, 2002 at 15:59:20 (EDT)
this lurk has turned into a virtual ghetto...
Willy
USA - Friday, July 19, 2002 at 15:55:22 (EDT)
jeez! what the hell is going on here?! thanks MJ...you rock!
jerzy grrrl <
can'tturnmyback@forasecond.com>
jc, nj USA - Friday, July 19, 2002 at 15:48:46 (EDT)
hey Mean Joe, I'll see YOU around and take your long pig
with you
Willy
USA - Friday, July 19, 2002 at 15:14:41 (EDT)
DAMN TERRORISTS! I was counting on the lurkers to quiz me
to get ready for my jeopardy showdown. Well, there's ten minutes left now so
all I can say is I'll carry the banner of the lurk into battle. I don't know
what my boss will think of the brown and yellow flag, but somethings you just
have to do. Wish me luck...
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Friday, July 19, 2002 at 14:48:34 (EDT)
Proctor, me so horny me love you long pig.
The Stripper
USA - Friday, July 19, 2002 at 12:01:00 (EDT)
MJ, how do you feel about long fish?
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, July 19, 2002 at 11:56:49 (EDT)
By the by, as I had suspected the gringo lurk of yesterday
was indeed a falsity. Whilst an imposter was lurking the loco gringo was overcoming
a language barrier and negotiating a substantial financial transaction. The
fishin musician took in trade a bushel of plums for a striper of serious dimension....
Proctor's gamble
rimfud, ri USA - Friday, July 19, 2002 at 11:53:05 (EDT)
'cept you and Jerzy, a'course...
Mean Joe
USA - Friday, July 19, 2002 at 11:48:44 (EDT)
Hey Proctor, I'd take my own life -if i had one- and I advise
other long pigs to do the same
Mean Joe
USA - Friday, July 19, 2002 at 11:47:12 (EDT)
Hey Willy see YOU around.
Mean Joe
USA - Friday, July 19, 2002 at 11:44:43 (EDT)
this white ass long pig will see you all around
Willy
USA - Friday, July 19, 2002 at 11:34:30 (EDT)
Meat is Sweet
Carney Vore
bloody protein, USA - Friday, July 19, 2002 at 11:28:05 (EDT)
Wordy word
Word
USA - Friday, July 19, 2002 at 11:19:38 (EDT)
word to the LURK and all it's denizens
Willy
USA - Friday, July 19, 2002 at 11:14:42 (EDT)
this long pig has no problem tearing at the flesh of another
for a feast, and there are many non-human carnivores who wish they had our cooking
schools... What up with the the white man comment? you been reading that commie/feminist/people-of-color/homosexual
TRIPE? (yes I used the word tripe on purpose)
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Friday, July 19, 2002 at 11:04:17 (EDT)
Haggis. You know what I mean? See why the human is the scorge
of the earth? Especially the white human. The "long pig" as it were.
Mean Joe
USA - Friday, July 19, 2002 at 10:54:25 (EDT)
I had a fine haggis and a bottle Scotch for breakfast and
I just shot a 64 round in the British Open. MONTY RIDES AGAIN!
Colin Montgomerie
Muirfield Golf Links, E. Lothian Scotland - Friday, July 19, 2002 at 10:30:35
(EDT)
I tell ye auld Scotland wants nae skinking lurk that jaups
in luggies!!
Robert Burns
The High Road , Scotland - Friday, July 19, 2002 at 10:24:30 (EDT)
Mean Joe, pour yourself a single malt and join in...
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Friday, July 19, 2002 at 10:20:24 (EDT)
Of course you need the words of Robert Burns to complete
the haggis experience. Here is the last stanza of Address to a Haggis... Ye
Pow'rs wha mak mankind your care, / And dish them out their bill o 'fare, /
Auld Scotland wants nae skinking ware / That jaups in luggies;/ But, if ye wish
her gratefu' prayer,/ Gie her a Haggis!..... (and to clarify, skinking- means
watery... that jaups in luggies- means splashes in porringers)
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, July 19, 2002 at 10:19:21 (EDT)
It's time a real man logged on...
Mean Joe
USA - Friday, July 19, 2002 at 10:19:13 (EDT)
well, uh, well...i have nothing clever to say. i do not manufacture
the product...was just passing on the information.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, July 19, 2002 at 10:08:12 (EDT)
VEGAN HAGGIS!! If you take out the animal products (can't
really call it meat) all you got left is a bag of spicy oatmeal. AND you don't
even have a bag cuz that's the stomach! Will these vegetarians stop at nothing?...
next it will be pickled pig's feet!
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, July 19, 2002 at 10:00:25 (EDT)
why make it when you can buy it canned??? apparently it comes
in a vegetarian form as well. mary mother of god help us!!! http://www.the-tryst.co.uk/acatalog/Main_Shop_Canned_Meats_247.html
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, July 19, 2002 at 09:52:21 (EDT)
See Willy, no novella today... more like a cookbook except
we're talking haggis instead of food.
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Friday, July 19, 2002 at 09:50:49 (EDT)
and WHAT should one serve with their haggis?... It is best
served with what the Scots call mashed potatoes and turnips, or "tatties and
neeps," but the truth is that the "neeps" usually are rutabagos, or "swedes."
They're easy to find in the St. Andrews area. Complete the ceremony with a shot
of single malt, and you should be in haggis heaven.
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Friday, July 19, 2002 at 09:48:27 (EDT)
AND the preparation.... Wash stomach well, rub with salt
and rinse. Remove membranes and excess fat. Soak in cold salted water for several
hours. Turn stomach inside out for stuffing. Cover heart and liver with cold
water, Bring to a boil, reduce heat, cover and simmer for 30 minutes. Chop heart
and coarsely grate liver. Toast oatmeal in a skillet on top of the stove, stirring
frequently, until golden. Combine all ingredients and mix well. Loosely pack
mixture into stomach, about two-thirds full. Remember, oatmeal expands in cooking.
Press any air out of stomach and truss securely. Put into boiling water to cover.
Simmer for 3 hours, uncovered, adding more water as needed to maintain water
level. Prick stomach several times with a sharp needle when it begins to swell;
this keeps the bag from bursting. Place on a hot platter, removing trussing
strings. Serve with a spoon.
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Friday, July 19, 2002 at 09:45:22 (EDT)
since haggis seems to be on the minds of lurkers everywhere,
I've found a recipe to prepare this highland delicacy. FIRST, the ingredients...
Ingredients: 1 sheep's stomach, 1 sheep's heart, 1 sheep's liver, 1/2 lb suet,
fresh (kidney leaf fat is preferred), 3/4 cup oatmeal, 1 tsp salt, 1/2 tsp pepper,
1/4 tsp cayenne, 1/2 tsp nutmeg, 3/4 cup stock,
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, July 19, 2002 at 09:43:45 (EDT)
My showdown with destiny is at three this afternoon. I'm
picturing something like the final scene in the good, the bad, and the ugly...
with the jeopardy theme playing on the pocketwatch. Hmmm, that was three people,
we need a name for the fourth... what should I be, the despicable? the perverted?...
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, July 19, 2002 at 09:04:37 (EDT)
is that today proctor?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, July 19, 2002 at 08:50:08 (EDT)
greetings lurkers, the tension is mounting here at mega-bank
co. as I prepare to do the jeopardy thang with three fellow wage-slaves...
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, July 19, 2002 at 08:32:51 (EDT)
Arrgh I am one mean Scottish Faggis Haggis. I like the skirt
and all that's under her!
Haggis Me Faggis
Glasgow, Scotland - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 22:25:15 (EDT)
i NEVER said that dave!!! i just don't like the term "hag"!!!
call me anything but "hag", see?!!?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 22:22:40 (EDT)
ok, heres a good question for everyone!!!! what was your
fav game that was played on "the price is right"??? i think mine was plinko
or the mountain climber
dave the fag
USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 21:38:56 (EDT)
aww....jerzy doesnt wanna be my fag hag????????// i have
an opening for fag hag....anyone interested? i dont really care what gender
you are, and if you are male you must be ok with guys giving you head.....anyone????
dave the fag
saskafuckingtoon, canada - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 21:36:40 (EDT)
I am a commie toucan!
Crested Thingy
USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 21:33:39 (EDT)
I hung like a Arabian mare and red like a beet!
The Italian Stalin
Nobody Knows, - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 21:26:17 (EDT)
da, zpall-czech. no there iz no how you zay letter "EZZ"
in proletariat Cyrillic alphabet da.
Boris Again
<
nat@ahs.com>
ukrainus, USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 19:54:56 (EDT)
Dyslexics of the world...UNTIE!
Boris Badunov <
nat@sha.com>
jellostone, park USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 19:50:21 (EDT)
Curse your Anglo-Saxon keyboards! We shall crush them all
beneath the TRUTH of the SYRILLIC alphabet. Now Comrade Sizzler. NOW!
Moccie Yob <
oknip@nilmerk.vog>
Wocsom, RSSU - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 19:18:28 (EDT)
Da! Benny shows the true colors...RED! Marx & Engles,
Lenin & Stalin, and not Comrade Sizzler. Lurkers of the world, UNITE!
Commie Boy <
pinko@kremlin.gov>
Moscow, USSR - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 19:15:17 (EDT)
time to apply liberal amounts of beer... I'm out... 10,9,8,7
you know the deal............
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 16:55:59 (EDT)
Hey, my clock is five minutes fast compared to Benny Standard
Time... I'm gonna have to speak to corporate about that. The lurk synchrony
is a DELICATE balance....
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 16:54:26 (EDT)
I think I'm getting that unstuck feeling again... MEDIC!...
MEDIC!!!
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 16:51:52 (EDT)
Nobody appreciates my finer points :(
Pigeon Droppings
USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 16:49:22 (EDT)
So we've got the usual SHIT flying, accompanied by time flying
god knows where, and some Jurrasic cereal character flying onto the radar...
wht up with all that?
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 16:47:46 (EDT)
Yeah...YOU PEOPLE! You try survivin' in Jerzy!
A Pigeon
USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 16:44:58 (EDT)
Don't listen to my cuzzin. Benny Sizzler is one lame ass
fucking band.
Shitty E.
USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 16:43:40 (EDT)
Why do you people always crack on the pigeon? He is a beautiful
bird.
Fall River Pigeon Fanciers Club
USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 16:43:02 (EDT)
What's with the flying reptile jerzy, is that some kinda
jersey pigeon?
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 16:26:26 (EDT)
If my computer GOES OFF like an alarm clock..... well I don't
know what I'll do... but I'll do something... I think......
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 16:24:36 (EDT)
tick tock tick tock tick tock
Hickory Dickory
USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 16:19:07 (EDT)
It's a toucan from hell I tell ye... http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/020718/161/1vjw1.html
Big Crested Thingy
USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 16:17:09 (EDT)
JUMPIN' jehosephat! what the hell is going on here?!!?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 16:15:22 (EDT)
It appears either I've been too liberal with Proc's medication
or the problem has spread to other lurkers.
The Doctor
Dean Estates, RI USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 16:08:39 (EDT)
Cuz it feels so empty without me
Slim Shady
USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 16:05:51 (EDT)
It's true my cuz was the jealous type and I'm fuckin dead
TOO!
Slim Pickens
USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 16:04:53 (EDT)
Don't look at me he's just my cuzin
Easy Pickens
USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 16:03:28 (EDT)
Ignore my brother shitty. he's always been jealous of my
fame and I'M FUCKIN DEAD!
Eazy E
USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 16:01:50 (EDT)
Benny Sizzler is one fucking stupid band
SHITTY E
USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 15:50:14 (EDT)
That's more like it
The Night
USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 15:47:08 (EDT)
There has obviously been some disturbance in the space-time
continuum. Because the time seems most disturbed and it's taking up an awful
lot of space
Einstein
E=MC2, USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 15:47:02 (EDT)
I'm here and then I'm gone.
The Moment
USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 15:43:42 (EDT)
Willy, I think it's safe to say the novella has left the
lurk (for the moment)
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 15:42:50 (EDT)
No matter how I sweep along, I always seem to get passed
down.
Second Hand
USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 15:41:05 (EDT)
Does anybody really know what time it is? Does anybody really
care about time?
The Clock
USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 15:38:31 (EDT)
it is time to get ill
the clock
USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 15:38:25 (EDT)
We seem to have been invaded by the high ka-dies (spallcheck?)
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 15:35:59 (EDT)
HELLO LURK. HOW. ARE. YOU.
Robot Willy
USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 15:34:23 (EDT)
Actually I'm high TWICE every day...............
4:20
USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 15:34:01 (EDT)
I'm high every day............
4:20
USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 15:33:16 (EDT)
MIDNIGHT! WHAT ARE YOU FUCKIN HIGH!... oh, I'm sorry that's
me.
High Noon
USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 15:31:55 (EDT)
I'm rather dark on the subject
Midnight
USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 15:30:52 (EDT)
I hear ya Sunset. It ain't much better on my end.
Sunrise
USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 15:29:48 (EDT)
I'm always stuck between those damn fools
Sunset
USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 15:29:09 (EDT)
Day and night, I'll have you note that these meat creatures
care only for me. they know not if it's dark outside or light.
The
Lurk
USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 15:28:03 (EDT)
Looks like no one cares about you night
The Day
USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 15:25:19 (EDT)
I SAID -I CARE NOT FOR THE ACTIVITIES PROCTOR DOES DURING
ME!
The Night
USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 15:22:15 (EDT)
I care not for the activities Proctor does during me.
The Night
USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 14:35:43 (EDT)
Yes. I will meet you at the hurricane barrier at half five.
Please bring the Madonna books-both wrapped and not.
Gene Severens
USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 14:32:14 (EDT)
Ignore the bitch, she doesn't even wipe her twiget when she's
done. And guess what! WEE ain't amused!! HAHAHAHA!!
The Royal Wee
UK - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 14:25:21 (EDT)
WE are MOST disturbed at that fellow refering to OUR we.
WE choose to keep our WE to ourselves.
The Royalty
UK - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 14:23:19 (EDT)
the only PURITY on the lurk is the PURE BS that WE put here.
And that ain't the royal we jerzy, that means you too.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 14:21:38 (EDT)
Did you use Rogaine to grow that hair?
two bloody hairless leaches next to a snail
USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 14:12:33 (EDT)
there's nothing to see here
two bloody hairy leaches next to a snail
USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 14:04:01 (EDT)
please. for the purity of the lurk - keep your nocturnal
activities to yourself proctor.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 14:01:06 (EDT)
Gene you weren't discouraged by Larry's catch, were you?
I still haven't seen the picture, but it's gotta be funny... Who's gonna live
in the box by the hurricane barrier now?.. hey, I just remembered, I never called
last night. I WILL be out on the prowl this eve....
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 13:58:02 (EDT)
you talking to me candy? i was just remarking about how much
i like beets. anyway, if anything, i'm more of a granola head - not a hippy.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 13:47:19 (EDT)
"off!"
The Beet
USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 13:46:46 (EDT)
I have given up the dirty sport of fishing for a life of
crime. And I have also been taken typing lessons at Miss Umlaut's School for
Girls.
Gene Severens
USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 13:46:05 (EDT)
And why aren't you typing with your elbows this time?
Proctor's
gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 13:39:09 (EDT)
GRINGO!! Why aren't you fishing?
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 13:37:00 (EDT)
I go for the beets in the salad bar whenever they're there...
they weren't today. Does that mean my salad skipped a beet?
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 13:35:55 (EDT)
Yes, it is really me. it really is, all you doubting lurkers!
Gene Severens
USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 13:34:35 (EDT)
my liver just gave me an odd stare and just said "whenever"
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 13:33:45 (EDT)
I think we "rooted" out our hippy....
Candy
USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 13:33:11 (EDT)
i find roasted beets to be quite delicious on a salad. especially
when paired with blue cheese.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 13:31:57 (EDT)
I was eaten at lunch today. And dear me, who the fuck eats
a beet for lunch? Looks like we got us some dirty hippies on this here log...
Candy
In the ladie's stomach, - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 13:28:12 (EDT)
willy, not to worry old boy. I didn't think that much of
the book either. I bought it for the collectible value... which you can go on
e-bay and see how wise the investment was... it did do a little better than
my enron stock..
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 13:27:27 (EDT)
Oh this salad is most DEEE-licious... wait, is salad supposed
to move?
Salad Shooter
USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 13:23:48 (EDT)
Beat THIS!
A Beet <
eaten@lunch.com>
USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 13:18:46 (EDT)
WOOF!!!!!
"Kick"
Manitoba, Canada - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 13:18:01 (EDT)
I said "WHEN"
The Liver
your innards, USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 13:13:41 (EDT)
"when!"
the liver
USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 13:12:35 (EDT)
I am being enjoyed at lunch right now!
The
Yogurt Cup
USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 13:12:15 (EDT)
Am i to be barked at? Well Am I?
"Kick"
USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 13:11:17 (EDT)
Is was just like an episode of Fame-only the soundtrack was
a crap new Benny Sizzler tune.
Middletown's Finest
USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 13:10:19 (EDT)
by the way Proc don't get so sensitina over your overpriced
madonna memoribilia
Willy
USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 13:09:53 (EDT)
After responding to a nuisance call at the '108 we were amazed
to find ourselves tapping out a Gregory Hine's-type rythym on the bulkhead with
nightsticks to a Benny Sizzler Practice
MIddletown's Finest
Middleblob, USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 13:09:27 (EDT)
yeah, let's kick Kick around just for FUN...er...yeah
Willy
USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 13:08:57 (EDT)
Inside I'm just a flat chested broad who just wants to be
loved
Carol Doda
Marin County, CA USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 13:07:24 (EDT)
So anyway...! HEEHEE-whatever happened to our new hoser friend
from Manitoba-Kick? Anybody seen him around?
Greggers
USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 13:04:22 (EDT)
Yeah well I happened to peek in your bedroom window and see
YOUR unprotected copy in full use and frankly, well. I have to go now.
Greggers
PEEKABOO, USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 13:02:55 (EDT)
So Greggers, you formed the opinion on this book HOW? You
cheesed off on somebody elses copy obviously. So I'm a self indulgent loser
and you're cheapskate loser. oh boy aren't you special...........
Proctor's
gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 12:55:16 (EDT)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! i'm sorry, but THAT was funny!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 12:46:15 (EDT)
Now I can understand safeguarding the pages of your Building
19 circular, sure, but that crap Madonna book...?
Greggers
USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 12:43:14 (EDT)
First of all, what kind of idiot went out and and actually
paid money for that crap Madonna sex book, I ask ASCII.
Greggers
None of your business, USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 12:41:48 (EDT)
When I told a friend once that I wouldn't let him borrow
my Madonna Sex book because I'd probably get it back with the pages stuck together,
without blinking he said he put saran wrap on the pages so he wouldn't have
that problem (he was serious). Needless to say he did have a FEW other problems...
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 12:33:08 (EDT)
WILLY!!!! try steaming them...
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 12:23:28 (EDT)
the pages are all stuck together...
Willy
USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 12:21:24 (EDT)
hmmm...momma also mentioned going to see carol doda when
they lived out in marin. http://www.sfnorthbeach.com/g34.html
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 12:20:38 (EDT)
Yo! Three finger boy, stop pawing the magazines. You just
looking or are you gonna buy something?... If ya ain't buying go home and get
your filth on the internet.
The Dirty Guy Behind The Counter
Airborne Express, USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 12:18:41 (EDT)
After the Robin Black and the Intergalactic Allstars website
(and of course the lurk) and seeing a Benny Sizzler show, what could Tipsy's
topless have to offer.... besides I just tried and came up with zilch on the
hits....
Proctor's
gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 12:13:36 (EDT)
this lurk reads like a cheap dime store porn mag
Willy
USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 12:09:54 (EDT)
i'm really surprised you haven't researched Tipsy's Topless
Rock and Roll Band proctor...
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 12:05:58 (EDT)
jerzy, I hit that same article about an hour ago. The dude
has held up pretty well. I suppose with so many reasons to smile when you go
to w**k...
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 11:50:24 (EDT)
News Flash-- thought the lurk would get a kick from this
one... Killer, Rapist to Be Thrown Off Cliff in Sack Thu Jul 18,10:44 AM ET
TEHRAN (Reuters) - An Iranian man, convicted for raping and killing his 16-year-old
nephew, will be executed by being thrown off a cliff in a sack, a newspaper
reported on Thursday. If the unnamed man survives the fall down a rocky precipice,
he will be hanged, legal experts said. He has 20 days to appeal the court sentence.
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 11:47:39 (EDT)
oh shit. we've opened the floodgates with my mom now. i went
to this college, but didn't take journalism: http://homepage.interaccess.com/~chron96/back/may2896/article3.html
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 11:39:12 (EDT)
It doesn't say anything about the interview on the link,
but the Millbrook crew were a kinda sister-commune to the crew I met in Taos
NM. The Boo Hoo Bible was a part of their wanting to eat acid legally. Art Kleps
wrote it and Leary wrote the forward.... The Boo Hoos also rated a mention in
Hunter S Thompson's book Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail...
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 11:36:54 (EDT)
My mom tried to run away with the Fuller Brush salesman
Joe Blow
Idaho, USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 11:33:29 (EDT)
of course...maybe they did the interview and then shelved
it for a while...?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 11:30:15 (EDT)
We saw very bad things in her future, so we didn't kidnap
her. We did try to warn her against having children. How unfortunate she didn't
listen...
The Gypsys
wandering still, cross country - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 11:26:08 (EDT)
no, actually she's pretty sharp there...she just sent me
the following email: "j-----, (to keep my identity a secret, i altered my name)check
this out. he was let go from Harvard in 1963 so we probably interviewed him
in late 62 or early 63 and it probably ran in Playboy in 63. love, mom" http://njnj.essortment.com/timothylearyin_ptv.htm
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 11:24:42 (EDT)
Honey. I didn't know that about you.
Proctor's Father
USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 11:20:57 (EDT)
My mom tried to run away with the gypsys every time they
came through town when she was a kid. She actually managed to get to where the
gypsys were camped out by the river the last time she tried... GET THIS, when
she was about FOUR! I shit you not!
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 11:20:17 (EDT)
Oh Yeah? I swam after Army Air Corp paratroopers! Outta B-17's.
And I wasn't even fucking high!
Proctor's Mother
USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 11:17:51 (EDT)
Oh Yeah? I swam after tanks! I'm a hardcore Marine groupie!
Little Timmy's Mother
Beaufort, NC USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 11:14:08 (EDT)
the quote isn't from the interview, I got it from an interview
with a guy who wrote about the sex revolution in the 20th century..... I checked
again on the dates and all the hits have the playboy interview in 1966. Harvard
dumped Leary in 1963 so... could it have been published elswhere first or maybe
the dope-smokin has clouded mom's memory?
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 11:13:45 (EDT)
Oh yeah? Well I swam after troop ships and I STILL do even
tho the Navy pulled out some years ago.
Willy's Mother
Norfolk, VA USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 11:11:05 (EDT)
okay. here's the scoop. i told her about you finding that
quote and she thinks the 1966 article had to be a second interview or a re-run,
because she and her boss, Nat Lehrman interviewed him while he was still at
Harvard...Nat Lehrman did the interview. when i asked about acid and 'shrooms,
she confirmed that she has never tried them and then went on to tell me a story
about the Jimmy Hoffa interview she was in on as well with Kenneth Tynan. apparently
the tape was so bad she says she practically wrote the article herself. that
she had to go sit in Hef's office (because he was never in the office before
4PM, of course). THEN she started in about going to see Tipsy's Topless Rock
and Roll Band, which was an all grrrl band that played topless - this was at
the advent of breast implants. oy. my mother certainly is a character....NOW
do you see where i get it from?!!?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 10:53:15 (EDT)
Sorry willy, I'll try to keep the sentences short and simple
for ye.
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 10:48:47 (EDT)
I miss the days when a tab that would send you out there
for a day and a half cost A BUCK! Cheapest buzz I ever had. The Ecstasy trip
is a poor substitute, it costs too much and the kick... well the difference
between X and acid is like the difference between tequila and near-beer...
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 10:46:56 (EDT)
A GD NOVELLA I TELL YE!
WILLY!
USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 10:45:56 (EDT)
this lurk reads like a novella
Willy
USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 10:34:09 (EDT)
THAT be the interview proctor...my mom said that when he
was talking about it she was baffled by it. pretty funny, huh? she smoked (er,
smokes) the wacky tobacky and drank (er, drinks) ackyhol, but acid was beyond
her.....'shrooms on the other hand...i'm not so sure about. will ask and report
back.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 10:29:45 (EDT)
Puts a very different light on the song lyric... "Pardon
me boys, is that the Chatanooga Choo-Choo"....
Proctor's
gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 10:25:39 (EDT)
And this odd tidbit from the same source.... "There were
vibrators in 1900. The Sears Catalog sold vibrators. Until about 1918 doctors
prescribed vibrators to treat hysteria. Women would visit doctor's offices for
a session with a floor mounted vibrator known as the "Chattanooga". The earth
would move, the table would tremble, and they would make an appointment for
the following week. How come you don't find granny's vibrator at yard sales
or on eBay?"
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 10:23:02 (EDT)
jerzy, did a little research on the Leary interview. Unfortunately
Mega-bank co. here has a cork on accessing such fun goodies... HOWEVER I did
find this commentary... "In 1966 Playboy interviewed Leary, and he announced
to the world that LSD was the love drug--women could have 100 orgasms . That
was the first time in any mainstream publication that psychedelics and sex were
linked, and some probably 20 million people read that interview."
Proctor's
gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 10:20:58 (EDT)
Now here is some dope poetry! I was in that unstuck state
of mind yesterday and first thing this morn I find a fellow poet who describes
much the same sensation. Kinda scary for the rest of the lurkers that there
are others like me out there, eh jerzy... http://poetrymagazine.org/featured_poet_070802.html
Proctor's
gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 09:32:56 (EDT)
now doc, don't go jumpin' to assumptions. i wouldn't hurt
a flea, much less proctor (not worth the potential prison sentence). however,
i can't vouch for others on the lurk....
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 09:25:53 (EDT)
Jerzy, while your offer is appreciated, it has been indicated
by some that you in particular... how shall I put this... may not have my patients
best interests at heart. I'm afraid you will have to rely on the 1-800 number
for assistance.
The Doctor
Dean Estates, RI USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 09:22:24 (EDT)
hey doc, maybe you should provide all participants of the
lurk with an emergency dose of proctor's meds. then we can administer it if
the situation calls for it...sort of like an epi-pen. whaddya say?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 09:13:49 (EDT)
MEDIC!!
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 09:00:37 (EDT)
It has become apparent that a certain patient of mine is
in need of adjustment in his medication level. We will be monitoring his lurking
to be sure the treatments are having the desired affect. If you notice any dangerous
behavior please contact my office at 1-800-PROC-ALERT and we will rush in to
administer a dose of his medication.
The
Doctor
Dean Estates, RI USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 08:28:44 (EDT)
Good mornin', glad to see the line between opinion and being
judgemental has been clarified in my abscence. Forgive me if I enjoy dumping
bile over the likes of gg, but I still remember the haz-mat squad taking two
days to disinfect the rocket back down to its usual biohazard level (and believe
me, that weren't pretty)... going two days without free beer tends to leave
a lasting impression on me.... if I went a bit far in my criticism maybe it
was because I was getting weepy thinking back on my "special" friendship with
Francis the Talking Mule... excuse me I think I'm gonna cry again........
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 08:21:04 (EDT)
good morning one and all! i trust EVERYONE woke up on the
RIGHT side of the bed this morning?! i certainly did!
jerzy grrrl <
greyskiesaregonnaclearup@putonahappyface.com>
jc, nj USA - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 07:16:41 (EDT)
IMS is Irritable Male Syndrom. YOU, MJ might suffer from
PMS....see? Check out da link: http://my.webmd.com/content/article/1685.53143
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 18:18:49 (EDT)
No shit! He went ape crazy, eh? What is IMS and I think i
have it too.
Mean Joe
USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 18:09:56 (EDT)
what IS up with proctor turning into such a downer?! me thinks
that he really might have IMS!!!!!
jerzy grrrl <
notadoctor@butiplayoneonthelurk.com>
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 17:56:25 (EDT)
I got you covered for the third shift Jerzy. Don't you worry.
Proctor will PAY quite heavily in circus peanuts when he logs on a 08:00 hours!
Mean Joe
USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 17:12:44 (EDT)
ON THE DOT! He don't even stick around to see what he's missin!
he's GONE at 17 hundred ON THE DOT
Mean Joe <
onthedot.com>
USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 17:10:17 (EDT)
We can taunt PROC cuz he ain't here! His debate STOPS at
17:00 hours!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Mean
Joe
USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 17:09:09 (EDT)
(clock off by three minutes on computer...)
Mean Joe
USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 17:07:30 (EDT)
HOLY HELL! I come in at 17:09 hundred hours and I miss ALL
the fun!
Mean Joe
USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 17:06:54 (EDT)
lemmy may be a god of rock but that don't make him any easier
on the eyes my friend.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 17:02:21 (EDT)
you're right. you are absolutely entitled to your opinion
about stuff, but that doesn't mean that you have to resort to mud slinging and
name calling just because it's something you're not into - regardless of what
your opinion is. of course, this is just MY humble opinion.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 17:01:28 (EDT)
well it looks like the lurk has a new debate brewing, but
I'm out for the moment... 10,9,8,7,6,5.......see ya in hell boyz....
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 16:59:48 (EDT)
I ASSUMED that jerzy, but don't tell me you were kiddin about
Lemmy? Lemmy is one of the gods of rock after all....
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 16:57:19 (EDT)
one hell of a class project, what was the class crap-on-film
101. AND one of the points of "art" is that it gets judged. It's not art unless
or until it's seen/heard/smelled by somebody else.... I don't go for that having
an opinion makes you politically incorrect crap...
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 16:55:24 (EDT)
and for the record, i was kidding about lemmy too. sheesh!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 16:53:44 (EDT)
jesus proctor...what's the deal? i actually was kidding when
i said i drooled over gg. i didn't and don't care for him either way. but damn,
let people be into whatever they want to be into...you don't hafta be. stop
being such a judgemental fuck.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 16:52:22 (EDT)
I hadn't eaten all that much the day before, I had a large
stool that morning, and frankly, I was embarrassed. Shy sphincter i guess.
gg allin
THE GRAVE, - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 16:51:28 (EDT)
"willy", i don't know...i don't think my friend was in charge
of the size of the poopies...we'd have to ask the man hisself and hisself is
deaded.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 16:49:41 (EDT)
willy, YOU go for the shit eater too? No wonder you and jerzy
are such a match. HAHAHA!!!
Proctor's
gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 16:48:45 (EDT)
why was he an idiot for getting paid to go on tour? tsk,
tsk proctor...judge not lest ye be judged. it wasn't a bad gig for a kid in
film school. i don't think gg did caffiene enemas before every show...only occasionally...hence
the straining.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 16:46:53 (EDT)
Okay. I SEEN that video footage!! Your friend shot that?
Maybe your friend can 'spalin to me why after all that gruntin' and face making
and what with his girth, couldn't that dude squeeze out a more substantial poop
than that sad bullet he layed?
"Willy"
USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 16:44:00 (EDT)
jerzy, your friend is an idiot. The whole gg un-phenomena
was strictly for those too inept to attempt any real outrage of their own.
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 16:43:27 (EDT)
Coprophagiac? Like hell. It was a POETRY READING damn it!
gg Allin
dead, dead more dead - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 16:41:32 (EDT)
Believe me, I ain't chasing after ya. I prefer women I can
have actual flesh contact with. I'll leave the cyber fantasy stuff to you and
willy... and dave (EWWW! that is one MANGE-a-trois!!!)
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 16:39:26 (EDT)
a good friend of mine was on the last tour with gg and the
murder junkies...traveled cross country and back for three months. shot all
of the video and pictures of the last tour...wrote a book called, "i was a murder
junkie: the last days of gg allin". oh so vomit-licious.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 16:37:45 (EDT)
i wasn't aware that you were trying to make me "GO" for you
proctor. don't you know that the only person on this here lurk that i "GO" for
is WILLY...WILLY is the lurky man i choose to "GO" for... well, i might would
consider dave the fag...i might like him to be my gay boyfriend.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 16:30:42 (EDT)
WOW!! gg allin? It's no wonder you don't go for me I'm about
as far from gg as you can get. We had him at the club one time and even the
next day you could smell his stank, so I kept far away (I'm still glad I skipped
his coprophagiac sideshow)
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 16:24:10 (EDT)
Anybody here wanna speed boil?
Lemmy
The Viper Room, LA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 16:13:56 (EDT)
I a truly hurt that you don't believe in the Blue Bib, son.
Why, Walmart has ruined more small towns than you can shake a Benny Sizzler
cd at.
Sam Walton <
ruin@motherearth.com>
Bentonville, Arkansas USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 16:13:07 (EDT)
well proctor, i never really used visual stimulation while
i, as you so charmingly put it, "spanked my muffin"...however if you're asking
who i got all drooley over as an adolescent...well...let's see....i had a thing
for lemmy of motorhead. yeah. that's right. lemmy. i also had a thing for gg
allin. i dreamed of pissing in his mouth...and having him beat me senseless.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 16:11:27 (EDT)
Willy and the Hand Jive? or was it the Mofo MAGots?... I
guess they were just that forgetable... If you must know what poster I had it
was Francis the Talking Mule (as I mentioned in a previous lurk he still sends
me flowers). My mother prefered her Bedtime for Bonzo poster and the fight we
had wasn't about the posters, we were arguing about wearing the same thing to
a family reunion (I had picked out the lime green fishnets weeks before she
got hers)
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 16:07:10 (EDT)
....Little Timmy Poster Flying Off Shelves at Area Wal-Mart.
"We haven't seen this many sperm encrusted hands snatching these posters since
the Farrah poster came out in the 70's. And I think it's the same wankers buying
them too. Some sort of mid-life knuckle shuffle crisis or something. "
Blue Bib Wearin Wal-Mart Peon
Peoria, USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 16:05:56 (EDT)
er...I MEAN little TIMMY poster...
Larissa Again
USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 15:59:36 (EDT)
I stared at a LITTLE JIMMY POSTER
Larissa Gillchuck
USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 15:59:07 (EDT)
mmm..tacos....
Taco Belle
USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 15:58:24 (EDT)
jerzy, what posters did you stare at longingly while you
spanked your muffin? Sean Casidy, Elton John, David Hasselhoff? Or did you remember
all those female posters because you were dreaming of taco munching?
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 15:54:51 (EDT)
I SAID...and I REPEATfuck WILLY and his other band's lame
ass website.
USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 15:48:45 (EDT)
First of all, just because Proctor is SO DAMN JEALOUS of
not being able to post a picture, he expects us all to feel the shame. And second
of all, I BELIEVE the poster in question was a Gordon Lightfoot one.
Jay Pegg
USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 15:46:59 (EDT)
are you sure it wasn't a poster of catherine bach?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 15:44:29 (EDT)
How cum timmy getz all the press huh? I iz just az talented
as him and I iz prettier
Little Jimmy
USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 15:29:55 (EDT)
Are we gonna start this whole weak jpeg thing again?
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 15:25:16 (EDT)
Okay, that's more like it. And fuck Willy too.
USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 15:24:44 (EDT)
That's more like it. And fuck Willy too.
![]()
USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 15:23:26 (EDT)
Just because.
http://www.bennysizzler.com/LittleTimmy.jpg
USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 15:20:40 (EDT)
Trust me, it was Heather Thomas poster the Proc and his ma
were wrasslin' over.
The Neighbor <
tryingtoblockimageout@mymind.com>
USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 15:19:23 (EDT)
COMMIE BUNK!!!!!! Hhahaha!
Better Red than Red in the Neck
USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 15:17:54 (EDT)
Dear Mean Joe Greenspan, I found this in the middle of town.
I'd tell the BSTC but I hear he's over at the auto repair shop putting up curtains.
http://www.promosi-web.com/script/guestbook/
Susan
Anton Fig <
cumguzzler@wipeyourface.com>
bucket, bung USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 14:40:48 (EDT)
trust me proctor, i'm not laughing. not laughing at all.
jerzy grrrl <
shuddering@thethought.com>
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 14:40:10 (EDT)
laugh if you will, but never the less it's true. We were
making such a racket we didn't hear the cops pounding on the door at first.
I'll never forget the look on the cops faces when I opened the door...
Proctor's
gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 14:37:45 (EDT)
was it farrah fawcett or susan anton?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 14:24:00 (EDT)
uh huh proctor....
jerzy grrrl
jc , nj USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 14:21:30 (EDT)
Proctor and his mom were fighting in his bedroom over that
Farah Faucet poster again...
shit starter (not from LA)
USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 14:21:22 (EDT)
It wouldn't be the first time the cops showed up at my house
because the bedroom sports were registering some serious decibels... but if
I inspire the women that much....
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 14:14:33 (EDT)
alright, alright...I'M SORRY!!! but you left yourself open
for that one proctor!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 14:08:47 (EDT)
maybe you SHOULD come down proctor...sounds like a place
you'd fit right in: "It all started two summers ago when a new resident (on
13th street) dug a pond in her back yard. Within weeks, it became a singles
bar for randy toads."
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 14:08:10 (EDT)
i'm lightly salted
a random cracker
USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 14:05:32 (EDT)
jerzy I thought of you when I saw this article the other
day, but the lurk was down at the time. Something about your squawking must
have reminded me of it just now... Oh here's my favorite line of the article...
"We're not talking about gentle croaking, but mating calls that sound as if
a cat and a cow are engaged in a sumo-wrestling match being refereed by a really
ornery gecko. You never heard a noise like this".... http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nypost/20020715/cm_nypost/hopping_mad_over_singing_frogs
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 14:00:07 (EDT)
SOMEBODY appears to be suffering from IMS today...sheesh!
http://www.gladiatordiet.com/News/WebMD%20-%20Husband%20Crabby,%20Sluggish.htm
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 13:50:59 (EDT)
jerzy, we don't use cement up here. We prefer dissolving
trouble makers in vats of acid at the local jewelry manufacturers. Me and MJ
can settle our own feuds with some good ole fashioned gun play and WITHOUT your
whimpering, so step off or I WILL come down there and stand on YOUR hair...
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 13:44:25 (EDT)
MJ, if you need me to um, well, "take care" of proctor...just
say the word. i got friends, you see...they specialize in shoes of the cement
variety...
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 13:33:48 (EDT)
how smart can a person who works in the bucket really be
though? when you're done shitting down my neck please wipe with my jerry garcia
tie.
No-Neck
La Roo <
visigoths@thegate.com>
bucket, bung USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 13:16:42 (EDT)
Mean Joe, the circus peanuts were your idea alright, check
back on the log July 12, 10:24 and 10:33. Did all that perl script affect the
ole memory log?
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 13:16:32 (EDT)
Okay that "mean" as in "mean average" is pretty funny, "Don"
-and Uncle, even tho I didn't mean to rip your head off, I'm still gonna shit
down you neck for being WAY smarter than me, and Jerzy-you're a nice grrl from
Jerzy. A nice pleasent breeze. A refreshing wind as it were, a fragrant flower.
A nice girl with great commie propaganda at her fingertips...aww...
"mean" Joe
USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 13:11:24 (EDT)
try to help, get head ripped off. nice. we missed our nappy?
Uncle Ernie
<
fiddle@bout.com>
bucket, bung USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 13:05:01 (EDT)
i ADVOCATE for you in your angst MJ!!!! just say the word
and i'll stand on their hair while you kick them! YEAH!!!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 13:04:10 (EDT)
And I always thought that the "Mean" in Mean Joe was referring
to the middle or average, (ie. the mean test scores on the SAT's were 850)-
you know Average Joe. Guess I was wrong again.
Don Wrong
Shed, USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 13:02:50 (EDT)
And another thing, Timmy's F.U., the last time I wore a Perl
necklace (in 1998) I was picking shit outta my hair for a week.
Mean Joe
USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 13:02:19 (EDT)
And Proctor-it was I that bet the circus Peanuts, I don't
know who you were betting with for the Poetry Showdown. Was it that twot Jacques?!
Mean
Joe
USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 13:00:38 (EDT)
Hey Timmy's Funny Uncle and Proctor's Gamble, what did I
tell you about pissing in my pool?!!
Mean
Joe
USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 12:58:47 (EDT)
Mean Joe, did I tell you how sexy you are when you get like
this?
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 12:49:22 (EDT)
Mean Joe, quite a tirade... I approve! Yeah I checked some
of those sites on perl script. Makes heiroglyphics look like child's play. A
thousand years from now some archeologist will dig this shit up and even with
a rosetta stone he's gonna be crying for mama after a few pages of perl... By
the way, did you see my log on the gringo? It was indeed he.... As I pointed
out yesterday, two questions when do I read and what do I do with all these
friggin circus peanuts?... OK, three questions, did you break the news to willy
that I'll be reading POETRY at the next Benny Bash?
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 12:47:36 (EDT)
What, you all at LUNCH?????!!!!!!!!!! Well have yourselves
a NICE LUNCH you ass drips and THANKS FOR INVITING ME TO GO WITH YOU!!!!!!!!!
Mean Joe
USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 12:41:27 (EDT)
So go ahead, piss in my pool. Hell, grease a coiler if you
want. I don't fucking care anymore. I'm not fucking skimming the leaves out
either.
Mean Joe
USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 12:39:53 (EDT)
YES! I admit it! I am the BENNY SIZZLER TECHNICAL CAPTAIN
and I DON'T KNOW SHIT! I am so fired! Ass REaders TOLD me I was gonna be shitcanned!
And I AM!
Mean Joe
USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 12:38:01 (EDT)
And this fucking 50 year old couldn't get Benny's log greased
to save her own job.
Mean Joe
USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 12:36:30 (EDT)
And in the end i STILL don't know anymore about the fucking
shit. The gaddamned Website attendent down there in Florida, or wherever the
fucking cheap $7/month webhost is based (you think they give you a REAL ADDRESS
AND PHONE NUMBER?!!!!!) "fixed" it for me. Whatever "Fix" is this 12 year old
did it.
Mean Joe
USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 12:35:31 (EDT)
I spent more hours than I've ever logged researching anything
in my life to figure out this crap known as "Perl Script"
Mean Joe
USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 12:33:38 (EDT)
Do any of you even KNOW what it took to get this lurk back
up and running?!! Well do you?!!!!!!!
Mean Joe
USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 12:32:45 (EDT)
Anyway. Glad to see all you lurkers just lolly gagging all
over my freshly watered lurk. It's like it's my swimming pool, I clean the filters
and scoop out the pollywags all year- just so you trash can come and piss in
it come July.
Mean Joe
USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 12:32:12 (EDT)
that's "Bitchin"...see what i mean?
spallcheck
USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 12:30:36 (EDT)
And i don't mean Michael Jackson 'birchin'" I mean as in
I'm ornery as hell.
Mean Joe
USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 12:30:13 (EDT)
I'm just going to leave a slew of bitchin' logs in my wake.
Mean Joe
USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 12:29:31 (EDT)
And I don't have time to lurk with you losers either.
Mean Joe
USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 12:28:48 (EDT)
It's time a real man logged on.
Mean Joe
USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 12:28:21 (EDT)
Put forth for you a spallcheck, that's Serling with an N.....
Rod
Serling
Anytown, USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 12:17:57 (EDT)
Put forth for you, a proposition... this is a story told
in pee yellow and poopy brown. A story with an unusual cast of characters and
an even more unusual location... a story of a place know simply as The Lurk
and the denezins who occasionally wander there... a place that could only be
found here in the Twilight Zone.
Rod Serlig
Anytown, USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 12:15:36 (EDT)
can i join you willy? i'll stay real quiet, over in the corner....
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 12:04:28 (EDT)
I said life in a godddam bunker ain't so fuckin' bad!
Willy
USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 12:04:00 (EDT)
you know, life in a bunker isn't so bad
Willy
USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 11:40:44 (EDT)
Oh I've got shit to do too, I'm just having one of those
Billy Pilgrim "I've come unstuck in time" creeped out sensations... kinda like
being in a Twilight Zone episode.. I'm probably overdue for my medication, or
need a vacation, or a good nights sleep, or the answer to the meaning of life...
or some such shit......
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 10:49:09 (EDT)
SOME of us actually have W*#K to do Proctor...
No Kidding <
work@todo.com>
Nameless, - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 10:22:49 (EDT)
don't you have stuff to do at the place where you spend your
days proctor? some of us have responsibilities and need to bring home the bacon!
THAT is why i can't always participate so fully on the Lurk. sad but true.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 10:17:51 (EDT)
Is it just me, or does it seem like The Day the Earth Stood
Still today?
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 10:15:08 (EDT)
Don't nobody go around disparagin' the good name of Bunker!
Archie Bunker
NY USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 10:05:17 (EDT)
I have nothing to say and nothing of value to contribute.
Take N Upspase
USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 09:51:26 (EDT)
I checked out the Robin Black site and they seem to be very
wholesome, drug-addicted, fishnet-wearing, groupie-groping, rockers with a significant
amount of stock in cosmetics... my kinda people! I especially liked the trash
of the month postings... what could be better than under age drunken sluts vying
for your attention?... jerzy, they look like the sorts I've spent my formative
years with. HA! Think about that for a bit....
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 09:16:07 (EDT)
Grreat Scot! Don't flatter yourself Jerzy!
Faggis Haggis
Scotland - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 07:34:48 (EDT)
are you all gonna start referring to me as a fag hag now?
because of the whole dave the fag thing? take your best shot proctor....
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 07:01:59 (EDT)
ok, i feel much better now this thing is working again!!!!
ok to jerzy.......the guy in the pic with me is robin black from robin black
and the intergalactic rockstars, one of the best rock and roll acts ever! not
lying......check out the site.... www.robinblackrocks.com and go to the show
if they ever come there!!!
dave the fag
canada - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 03:46:53 (EDT)
Benny Sizzler needs to stay in the bunker. Thank you.
Joe Blow
Idaho, - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 01:43:34 (EDT)