lurkive 9-16jul02

Ohh evreyone comes running to me when they're in trouble. Trit trot trit trot down my little stairs and through my dark hall to their safety zone. Not so tough now are we little lurkers. Blink blink go your eyes as scary noises pound overhead. . .
The Bunker
Every Fucking Country there is - Tuesday, July 16, 2002 at 23:40:07 (EDT)

I am NOT Osama. I am a leetle girl. I hate you all. The Lurk will DESTORY YOU ALL!
NOT Bin Laden in a Dress <not@thatcave.com>
Vienna, Austria - Tuesday, July 16, 2002 at 20:55:19 (EDT)

I hate you all
Mr. Hate
USA - Tuesday, July 16, 2002 at 18:52:16 (EDT)

testes
test
USA - Tuesday, July 16, 2002 at 18:17:56 (EDT)

lurkers, lurk on
Willy
USA - Tuesday, July 16, 2002 at 17:04:55 (EDT)

BA-DA-BANG!
ba-da-bing
USA - Tuesday, July 16, 2002 at 17:02:05 (EDT)

10,9,8,7,6,5,4..............
Proctor's gamble <mailto:almost%20forgot@aboutit>
USA - Tuesday, July 16, 2002 at 17:01:13 (EDT)

the gamble man is out.... see ya in hell boyz..........
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Tuesday, July 16, 2002 at 17:00:01 (EDT)

where's the countdown PROC?
Willy
USA - Tuesday, July 16, 2002 at 16:58:56 (EDT)

I guess I'll leave you to re-view the situation while I hit the road
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Tuesday, July 16, 2002 at 16:56:56 (EDT)

Just exchanging a few POETIC words with the willster, after all he might be accompanying my wordage with his stickage.....
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Tuesday, July 16, 2002 at 16:55:19 (EDT)

it does not come highly recommended
Consumer Reports
USA - Tuesday, July 16, 2002 at 16:54:52 (EDT)

don't fuck with willy proctor...don't do it!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, July 16, 2002 at 16:50:44 (EDT)

Oh you need attention alright
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Tuesday, July 16, 2002 at 16:49:12 (EDT)

word up...WORD UP...
Willy
Loserville, MO USA - Tuesday, July 16, 2002 at 16:46:33 (EDT)

speaking of strange creatures... welcome back Willy, jerzy's been getting awfully testy without your tri-digits to fawn over... oh, and you might want to lurk back and see what Mean Joe gambled away to the gamble man in your absence...
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Tuesday, July 16, 2002 at 16:46:07 (EDT)

WILLY!!!! YAY!!!!!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, July 16, 2002 at 16:42:23 (EDT)

c'mon proctor! i just ate a piece of fruit! don't make me vomit it!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, July 16, 2002 at 16:41:25 (EDT)

I SAID IT'S A STRANGE AND MYSTERIOUS FUCKING CREATURE!
Willy
USA - Tuesday, July 16, 2002 at 16:41:14 (EDT)

jerzy, are you talking dirty to me?
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Tuesday, July 16, 2002 at 16:39:39 (EDT)

bend over for your "daddy" proctor....take it like a man!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, July 16, 2002 at 16:34:26 (EDT)

Where's my Kiss lunchbox?
the lone rocker
USA - Tuesday, July 16, 2002 at 16:33:44 (EDT)

this lurk is strange and mysterious creature...
Willy
USA - Tuesday, July 16, 2002 at 16:31:50 (EDT)

adfsadfadsf
asdfasdfasdf
USA - Tuesday, July 16, 2002 at 16:30:55 (EDT)

A taser? Must be one of dem sex toys all those city chicks play with cuz they ain't got no real men. Son, she sounds like a kinky one, but us gamble men got what it takes.. now you listen to your dad and hop a train down there!... And don't give me no back talk!
Proctor's Dad
rumfud, ri USA - Tuesday, July 16, 2002 at 16:19:57 (EDT)

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! don't even THINK about it. i have a taser!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, July 16, 2002 at 16:09:15 (EDT)

Son, you get your ass down to Manhattan and slap a little gamble man lip-lock on that jerzy chick and show her what a real FIVE-fingered Proctor can do!!!
Proctor's Dad
rumfud, ri USA - Tuesday, July 16, 2002 at 16:05:29 (EDT)

News Flash-- It looks like Ted IS getting the cold shoulder. checkout this link and go to the slide show.. number 13 pictures the ice-man John Henry...... to think my sister almost married that bozo... http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&cid=545&ncid=755&e=1&u=/ap/20020716/ap_on_sp_ba_ne/bbo_ted_williams_17
Proctor's gamble
USA - Tuesday, July 16, 2002 at 16:01:35 (EDT)

listen to your "mother" proctor....
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, July 16, 2002 at 15:49:56 (EDT)

Sonny, you keep away from that hussey jerzy grrl. I've heard about the kind of family she comes from. Playboy mansion parties all the time, psychedelic gurus crashing at their home...
Proctor's Mom
rumfud, ri USA - Tuesday, July 16, 2002 at 15:42:21 (EDT)

jerzy, ya cut me to the quick. Here I was inviting you up to the sizzler gig just a few weeks back and this is how ya treat me. A sensitive guy like me can take only so much... if I didn't know better I just might think you didn't want me around.....
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Tuesday, July 16, 2002 at 15:37:31 (EDT)

c'mon! it's been so long since i got to be mean to proctor! and i suspect he sort of LIKES it!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, July 16, 2002 at 15:34:43 (EDT)

Ohh, don't do that to the poor Proctor.
Don from DNA
USA - Tuesday, July 16, 2002 at 15:26:08 (EDT)

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! don't EVER say that again proctor! EVER!!!!!!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, July 16, 2002 at 15:24:34 (EDT)

i also must add that if she HAD been better endowed, she could've been in the mag....
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, July 16, 2002 at 15:22:17 (EDT)

maybe manhatten?
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Tuesday, July 16, 2002 at 15:21:51 (EDT)

if you win will you go away on a very long trip? VERY LONG?!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, July 16, 2002 at 15:20:54 (EDT)

Glad I didn't disappoint ya jerzy... Hey! they're doing a jeopardy type thingy here at the mortgage co. on Friday and out of the 250-300 folks w**king here who do thunk is one of the FOUR qualifiers for the competition... hmmm?... Yes, Proctor "his head barely fits through the door now" gamble will be representing the lurkers in the field of mental combat... and what better preparation could I have had?
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Tuesday, July 16, 2002 at 15:12:27 (EDT)

Turn on, tune in, drop out, and get nekkid!
jerzy's mom
USA - Tuesday, July 16, 2002 at 14:43:40 (EDT)

it doesn't bother me at all proctor! i was just POSITIVE that you were gonna make remarks...AND, true to form, you have not let me down. there was also a post that somehow disappeared in which i stated that she worked as an assistant to Hef, and that neither she, nor i, posess the attributes that would get us pictured in the mag. that said, she DID go to all of the parties and she was known to have partied quite hard. come to think of it, she can STILL drink most people under the table.....
jerzy grrrl
jc , nj USA - Tuesday, July 16, 2002 at 14:42:01 (EDT)

DEAR FATHER IN HEAVEN. All that bother just because the Technical Captain tried to change the fucking grey horizontal divide rule to a poopy brown one. I'm so disgusted I can't even lurk now.
Christ On A Crutch
YOUR ASS, USA - Tuesday, July 16, 2002 at 14:38:49 (EDT)

jerzy, I checked the lurkive and I am surprised that it bothered you that your mother worked for Playboy. Having a passing familiarity with the magazine, I can guess what your mother's qualifying attributes were like....
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Tuesday, July 16, 2002 at 14:27:38 (EDT)

you've got bAcne? gross!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, July 16, 2002 at 14:19:57 (EDT)

Backney
Grim Reacher
USA - Tuesday, July 16, 2002 at 14:10:45 (EDT)

Mean Joe, since I was far from sure about the gringo lurk bet, I had prepared for the eventuality that I might lose.... just one question... WHAT DO I DO WITH ALL THESE FRIGGIN CIRCUS PEANUTS?
Proctor's gamble
rimfid, ri USA - Tuesday, July 16, 2002 at 14:09:05 (EDT)

maybe a nice checkerboard border.. OOOH, or even better a delicate poopy brown filigree arround the edges of the lurk....
very very annoying lurker
way too fuckin close to home, USA - Tuesday, July 16, 2002 at 14:01:46 (EDT)

i think a more snazzy font might be nice too....
very annoying lurker
way too close to home, USA - Tuesday, July 16, 2002 at 13:59:32 (EDT)

gee, wouldn't it be nice if that gray line between lurks could be our beloved poopy brown color instead....
annoying lurker
too close to home, USA - Tuesday, July 16, 2002 at 13:57:19 (EDT)

Now that the mission is accomplished, can I TAKE OFF THESE RIDICULOUS CULOTTES?
Mr. Phelps
Rumford, RI USA - Tuesday, July 16, 2002 at 13:53:37 (EDT)

Yo Tech!!.. were any of those links a help? Or did they just increase the throbbing pain?
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Tuesday, July 16, 2002 at 13:49:03 (EDT)

jerzy, I'm glad to see you were not detered by the Osama detour sign. It's an obvious ploy by the terrorists to halt the lurk. BUT WE ARE NOT SO EASILY DISSUADED!!! lurk on grrl!!
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Tuesday, July 16, 2002 at 13:46:11 (EDT)

Where was I?... Oh yes, Mean Joe, the debate on Friday was whether the gringo had put down the fishing pole and joined the lurk. After extensive luminol testing and key style analysis it has been determined that.... GENE LURKED!!... I think it was the typing with his elbow that gave it away to me... OK, so how are you gonna break the news to Willy that the gamble man will be doing a reading at a sizzler show?
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Tuesday, July 16, 2002 at 13:42:47 (EDT)

well why is osama girl laden hanging around if the lurk is working?! greetings one and all! i'm seeing commie's!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, July 16, 2002 at 13:36:03 (EDT)

now, NOBODY TOUCH THE BIG RED BUTTON THIS TIME!!!!... got it?..
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Tuesday, July 16, 2002 at 13:30:45 (EDT)

I must have a sixth sense, once again I get first lurk. HELLOOOOOOO EVERYBODY!
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Tuesday, July 16, 2002 at 13:28:59 (EDT)

are we lurking?
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Tuesday, July 16, 2002 at 13:26:48 (EDT)

btw, dave, you're looking very david gahan-ish in that snap. who's your friend with the feather boa?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Sunday, July 14, 2002 at 14:17:20 (EDT)

When Ass Readers squat, the whole world listens!
Ole Lady Shroeder
Riverside, RI USA - Sunday, July 14, 2002 at 12:41:08 (EDT)

My Ass Reader told me to beat the shit out of Willy and guess what? That's exactly what I was planning to do! Thanks Ass Readers!
Freddie F
Daytona Beach, Fla USA - Sunday, July 14, 2002 at 09:33:50 (EDT)

MY Ass Reader gave me numbers to play in the NY Megamillion lottery! It's at $165 - drawing next week! Thank you Ass Reader!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Saturday, July 13, 2002 at 19:51:26 (EDT)

Don't be fooled by those cheap, imitation ass-phones. Insist on the ORIGINAL -- Still the best! Operators are standing by so call now! (OK, actually they're kinda squatting but call anyway!) THANK YOU ASS-PHONE! I'd be up Shit Creek without you!
Ethel Nitrate <wipe@leasttwice.com>
Logville, Lincoln Nebraska - Saturday, July 13, 2002 at 17:56:55 (EDT)

My Ass Reader told me I was gonna be knocked up milky! And guess what?! I WAS knocked up milky just last month! It' SOOO easy-all's you do is hold the phone up to your ass and your personal Ass Reader can tell everything about you-right over the phone!!
Sandy Pipes
Red Deer, Alberta CA - Saturday, July 13, 2002 at 17:25:53 (EDT)

JACQUES! i love it! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! a joy to behold!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Saturday, July 13, 2002 at 15:32:48 (EDT)

I called 1 900 ASS READ and they didn't find shit!
Don from Colon <constipated@breath.com>
Cologne, Germany - Saturday, July 13, 2002 at 14:09:23 (EDT)

I always thought that I'd at least find love in this sorry ass life of mine, but ASS READERS read my ass and told me otherwise! Thanks 1-900-ASS-READ!
Greggers
Anytown, USA - Saturday, July 13, 2002 at 11:53:57 (EDT)

congrats to the flash-ist. nice. lurk'll be like a funhouse mirror before we know it. pass the ritalin.
geek <pencil@neck.com>
bucket, USA - Saturday, July 13, 2002 at 06:32:23 (EDT)

Assreader says I'm gonna be SHITCANNED!
Unemployed Lurker
Pink Slip, USA - Saturday, July 13, 2002 at 00:46:28 (EDT)

This lurk brought to you by 1-900-ASS-READ

afraid it's time for your ridalin. And I thought i told you no sugar and no cola drinks!
Dave's Nurse <night@nurse.com>
Saskatoon, Sask CA - Saturday, July 13, 2002 at 00:00:55 (EDT)

what was the problem with the Habs logo (below) again? can people who haven't played (and prob'ly can't spell "ice") really comment? is E Prov all that different from the bucket except it lacks a cool baseball team? hmmm....
B Boy <shoot@fivehole.com>
work@bucket, don't live there - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 19:10:42 (EDT)

http://www.geocities.com/comesoclose/people/dave.jpg ok here is the shit, seriously!!!! once again, sorry love....dave
dave the fag that wont fuck off
USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 18:35:07 (EDT)

jesus, and the fucking link doesnt even work!!! fuck fuck fuck titty! aaarrrgggghhhhh..................
dave the stupid fag
USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 18:34:06 (EDT)

ok sorry guys...i really fucked that up......who knew it would be an address thats 10 pages long? once again, sorry
dave the fucking fag
USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 18:32:43 (EDT)

ok i am a fucking idiot, i forgot to PUT the link of me in my last post....so here it is http://64.4.16.250:80/cgi-bin/linkrd?_lang=EN&lah=b0ec41b125f984762b8d41f0e8cbca33&lat=1026513316&hm___action=http%3a%2f%2fwww%2egeocities%2ecom%2fcomesoclose%2fpeople%2fdave%2ehtml%3fimage%3ddave%2ejpg%26height%3d425%26width%3d548
dave the born again fag
USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 18:31:25 (EDT)

10,9,8,7,6,5,4, oh fuck it.
Greg
USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 16:57:05 (EDT)

DUDE!! SO RIGHT!! Where were the "fans" when the Pats were sucking wind and giving away free satin tour jackts to the first 5000 thru the gates, right?
Jock
Foxboro, MA USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 16:56:34 (EDT)

I'm out.... see ya in hell boyz.... and grrl
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 16:55:07 (EDT)

Aw shit. Does this mean I gotta do the countdown for that poetry freak cuz Timmy's at the JIM again?
Greg
USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 16:54:55 (EDT)

Oh I know heartbreak, I'm a Vikings fan. I've noticed a lot of brand new patriot jackets lately... all that fair weather crap is up there with rootin just cuz it's close...
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 16:54:23 (EDT)

and on that note...you all have a wonderful evening. be safe!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 16:50:48 (EDT)

a bucket bottom dweller is one of the lower rhody orders of life jerzy, apologies for his display....
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 16:50:36 (EDT)

And another thing- You know, being a Bruins fan is too stupid easy. I mean, you live NEAR the team so you root for them. It's like using toilet paper because you have some. Take THAT!
"Willy"
USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 16:49:10 (EDT)

Don't worry Proc, there's only one computer nerd Bruin's lovin' geek on here and he seems to be the only one that can do the jpeg. bastard.
"Willy"
USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 16:47:31 (EDT)

I am NOT a doll! I am a REAL flesh and blood drummer with three fingers, see!? But I AM anatomically incorrect!
Willy <Not@willy.com>
USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 16:46:20 (EDT)

jerzy, hang on to your seat, the jpeg-wormhole might open up any time now......
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 16:44:17 (EDT)

don't go messin' with my willy dammit. you'll incur the wrath.....
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 16:42:49 (EDT)

you want willy? let's get his undivided attention then....
invoking the willy

<abr@cadabra.com>
bucket, ri USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 16:39:35 (EDT)

heh. willy doll, that was funny.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 16:37:45 (EDT)

Well I understand she's supposed to be hot and all, but do I REALLY gotta go live in jersey?... I went there once before and the tomatos gave me an awful rash, I almost lost another finger it was so bad
The Willy Doll
USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 16:33:45 (EDT)

i'd rather he step on your hair while i kick you....see?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 16:25:26 (EDT)

I hate to see a fellow lurker down, the willy one will return, FEAR NOT... look at it this way jerzy, when willy comes back you can step on my hair while he beats me up...
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 16:23:22 (EDT)

Oh I have it, the detail w**k on it is quite impressive... life-like down to the dirt under the three fingernails....
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 16:20:05 (EDT)

i think you're lying about having a doll, proctor. and that sucks. SUCKS. i shore do miss willy...let me tell you.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 16:17:12 (EDT)

jerzy, maybe dave can stop bi on his way from sackabufoon to jersey and deliver it personal like ...
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 16:16:12 (EDT)

it seems that dave is no longer interested in me. sigh.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 16:13:56 (EDT)

this is too easy... uh dave you're a case of the missing link
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 16:12:10 (EDT)

if you give it to benny, i will give benny my snail mail addy and they he can send it to me. i trust the bennys...i don't trust you.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 16:11:28 (EDT)

you better gimme that doll proctor. no bullshit.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 16:09:51 (EDT)

JERZY IS MOST TRIUMPHANT!!!!... uh, one small prob.. where do I send the willy doll?
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 16:09:49 (EDT)

ok here is a link to a pic of me (i am not the one with the feather boa) its an old pic........but you get an idea of how damn fine i am!!!
dave the bi-curios fag
USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 16:09:29 (EDT)

A pound of feathers is heavier since feathers are weighed by avoirdupois weight while silver is weighed in troy (or apothecary) weight and 1 lb avoirdupois = 1.21528 lbs troy. The precious metals, such as gold, silver, platinum and palladium, are usually quoted in troy ounces while most of our measurements (in the U.S.) are in the avoirdupois system.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 16:06:14 (EDT)

dearest HUH?!, as you noted the jpegs do not act on the lurk as they do in normal webspace, however you have entered the benny zone and things here... well it just ain't the same......
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 16:01:53 (EDT)

I see at least YOU'VE remained calm jerzy, but there is a willy doll (3/4 life size) on the line here. A pound is a pound ain't it.. care to try another answer......... (it pains me to see such twisted logs go poof)
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 15:59:12 (EDT)

Okay y'all It tried to post a pic like that computer geek told me to do. Instead it erased posts and put the pic under proctor's name. So not right.
HUH?!!
USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 15:58:19 (EDT)

proctor, would you cut it out?! i said a ways back that a pound is a pound is a pound...meaning they weigh the same...
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 15:58:16 (EDT)

Looks like SOMEBODY DOESN'T know what they are doing...
HUH?!!!
USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 15:57:15 (EDT)

This work?
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 15:53:20 (EDT)

What the fuck just happened? i swear i didn't do it!
HUH???
USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 15:53:04 (EDT)

FUCK ALL Y'ALL ROT!!!!!!

Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 15:47:35 (EDT)

tttttopless ph- ph- ph-photos of J-J-J-JERZY. SOMEBODY HOSE ME DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!
BOING!!!!! <tent@shorts.com>
USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 15:45:41 (EDT)

I WAS NOT ADOPTED!!!!!!! I WAS NOT!!!!!!!!! Mommy....?! MAKE HIM STOP!!!!!!
Little Jimmy
USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 15:43:39 (EDT)

i've attended many a gay pride parade, proctor...i fear that there are still some topless photo's floating around out there too...
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 15:42:42 (EDT)

GEEK!!! COMPUTER GEEK SHOWOFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GREG <inept@computers.com>
USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 15:42:32 (EDT)

wrong jimmy, you were adopted... NEXT
Proctor's gamble
rumfid , ri USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 15:41:48 (EDT)

file under self-evident

<busy@keyboard.com>
bucket, USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 15:40:51 (EDT)

it looks like you get the peepee doll too. HAHAHAHA!
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 15:40:43 (EDT)

I, ME, I am the third bastard chile. It is me, LITTLE JIMMY!!!!!!
Little Jimmy
DOUBLE WIDE, USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 15:39:31 (EDT)

AND JERZY GETS THE CUPEE DOLL... two left..
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 15:39:00 (EDT)

ok, i know me and penis have a history........ but a gal like jerzy who knows how to rock sure deserves my attention, and besides i am sure she knows lots of attractive young men!
dave the bi-curious fag
USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 15:36:40 (EDT)

um, well, if i were to be with you dave, would i still have to work?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 15:36:06 (EDT)

well duh proctor - you can't take a picture with curlers...
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 15:34:32 (EDT)

DAVE, YOU LOVE ANOTHER FER CHRISSAKES! YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE GIRLS! DON'T GO DOWN THAT PATH!!!!
LURKER IN DA KNOW
USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 15:33:38 (EDT)

Proctor, I'll answer your riddle *hic* uhh what was it again? *hic*
Techinical *hic* captain
USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 15:31:35 (EDT)

ok babe i live in saskatoon saskatchewan, its above north dakota. i am willing to move to be with you, if you want me. just ignore the whole fag thing.......you dig?
dave tha fag <nighloooky@hotmail.com>
USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 15:30:32 (EDT)

There is only ONE lurker on here (and he's a computer geek!) that knows how to post pix. He tried to talk the Benny Sizzler Techincal Captain thru it the other day to no avail. I have seen Dave in person. I can attest to the good lookin' department. But he has GOT to find a new hero. That ROCK dude is so 5 minutes ago.
Lurker in tha Know
USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 15:29:55 (EDT)

jerzy, do you have this affect on fags in person or is this strictly a lurk phenomena?
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 15:28:58 (EDT)

jerzy, I know you're bit distracted, what with the rock swallower fawning over you and all, but... the curler lurk is a legit riddle (the original version I heard had "Indian woman" where I put your appellation)
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 15:25:31 (EDT)

hmmmm...i'm not sure myself...might have to ask the benny sizzler technical captain. where do you live, anyway?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 15:24:41 (EDT)

ok......how do i post a pic???? tell me how and i'll do it!!
dave tha fag
USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 15:22:30 (EDT)

wait. you mean the rock from the world wrestling federation? 6' and 165? sounds like a tall drink of water to me...damn...post a picture dave. i think we'd all like to take a gander.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 15:19:32 (EDT)

oh, by the way jerzy i am 6' ,165, blue hair, br eyes, i have piercings, and i love the rock! and....if you were an ice cream what flavour would you be and how would you want me to eat you????
dave tha fag
USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 15:14:59 (EDT)

er, well thank you dave. i'm not sure what i've done to deserve your crush...i certainly haven't worn hair curlers...
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 15:14:06 (EDT)

a pound is a pound is a pound. i know that they're riddles...i was asking about the last one!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 15:12:15 (EDT)

awww.....i think that i am getting a crush on miss jerzy!!! wow.......come to think of it what does that say about her......i had a thing for phil collins a while ago. oh i am sorry jerzy........i hope you can forgive me, or learn to love me........
dave tha fag <nighloooky@hotmail.com>
USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 15:12:08 (EDT)

They're riddles jerzy (fer real)... well except the last one
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 15:10:56 (EDT)

If a proctor lurks alone in the woods does he still feel dirty when he's done? AND is he still risking going blind?
Proctor's gamble
echosville, ri USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 15:09:32 (EDT)

what the hell are you talking about proctor?!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 15:05:36 (EDT)

OK, one other one comes to mind... Why can't you take a picture of jerzy grrl with hair curlers?
Proctor's gamble
rimfud, ri USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 14:43:55 (EDT)

the last post is not meant to be an "outing" opportunity.....
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 14:37:37 (EDT)

Timmy's mother had three children. The first child was named Benny. The second child was named Willy. What was the third child's name.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 14:35:46 (EDT)

Which weighs more a pound of feathers or a pound of silver
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 14:20:28 (EDT)

she's a justice of the peace. or piece, take yr pick. next..
Judge Judy <justice@400perhour.com>
bucket, USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 14:15:46 (EDT)

Here's one to test your knowledge jerzy or any other lurkers)... How can a woman living in New Jersey, legally marry 3 men, without ever getting a divorce, be widowed, or becoming legally separated?
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 14:04:41 (EDT)

i know dear. just busting your chops. i don't have a backyard either. 'least not one that i have access to or could plant tomatoes in. shore wish i did though.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 12:52:21 (EDT)

I was talking varieties jerzy. The best tomatos are always in the backyard. I used to eat 'em like apples out the garden when I was a kid.
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 12:49:58 (EDT)

Eat me!
I'm a Peach
Hotlanta, GA USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 12:46:32 (EDT)

i don't have a car proctor. don't know about your different exit theory. you know that "italian" plum tomatoes aren't really imported from italy right? i say buy from as local a source as possible - always the freshest!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 12:46:29 (EDT)

I'm partial to italian plum tomatos for some things, but a good thick slice of a jerzy or beefsteak is the way to go for a sandwich or burger. I heard there is some difference in quality between types of jerzy tomatos... something about it depends which exit there from.....
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 12:27:48 (EDT)

jerzy tomatoes are the best...ya gotta admit!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 12:13:43 (EDT)

Lunch for today-- Mr T-Boneyard steak served sizzling with caesar dressing marinade accompanied by a jerzy tomato side dish
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 12:11:02 (EDT)

is this that italian cooking show website? there's gotta be a caesar dressing joke in here somewhere....
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 12:05:26 (EDT)

I pity the fool who don't like Benny Sizzler!
Mr. T
USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 12:02:31 (EDT)

Tutti Fruiti my ASS!
James Brown
Betty Ford, Palm springs USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 11:59:22 (EDT)

che spettacolo!!! mo ricomincia r campionato ma che ne sanno sti americani daa MAGIKA!!!!! baci a tutti
NEMBO
ROMA S.P.Q.R., ITALY - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 11:46:07 (EDT)

Itsa my birthday and I'll cry if I wanna to.
Julius Caesar
Roma, Italia - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 11:13:13 (EDT)

Don, I got my opinion about the post, but I know Gene well enough to know his aversion to the computer, so I'm playing a long shot I'm probably not gonna collect on. Put succinctly, I'm headed to the zoo at lunch with a dust pan... (but I do gots a feelin about that post.. we'll see)
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 10:53:32 (EDT)

well FINALLY! i'm glad you wuz able to decode the code Jacques! i can't wait to see your innovative ideas. i KNEW you'd "get" it! oh! ahem! we'll keep it under wraps until the unveiling! YAY!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 10:52:49 (EDT)

Proctor, I wouldn't hold your breath waiting for the next Sizzler recital. PS Keith is in a hole in my basement putting lotion on his body.
Don from Jail
ACI, USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 10:45:07 (EDT)

What do ya think Half-Breed was really about?
Cher/Elton
ontheroadtosaskatoon, Canada - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 10:42:39 (EDT)

Elton and Sonny Bono in bed...EWWWWW! that is not a pretty picture. I Got You Babe will forever after give me nightmares now.
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 10:36:49 (EDT)

If I'm right I get to read a poem at a sizzler show, deal?... Circus peanuts? this doesn't involve having to follow the elephant around with a dust pan and brush does it?
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 10:33:32 (EDT)

We will soon march into Saskatoon holding high effigies of Cher and Elton.
Canadian Army
London, Ontario CA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 10:29:05 (EDT)

I may have been a bad poet but I NEVER once bummed a cigarrette.
Billy McGonagall
USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 10:27:05 (EDT)

20 orange circus peanuts to the winner of the "Is it really Geno poll?"-Cool? So let's luminol that keypad and see what all protein stains turn up, shall we?
Mean Joe
USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 10:24:32 (EDT)

Yo, mean joe and jerzy, check this story out (no moaning involved)... http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20020625/od_nm/poet_dc_1
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 10:22:42 (EDT)

Mean Joe, I've seen the cyber box at the gringo's abode, so the log can't be discounted by lack of opportunity. Perhaps we should do a DNA test on any goo found on the keys.... oh, and you make Keith look like a withered old sot (or did he look that way anyhow?)
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 10:11:53 (EDT)

Re: that "Is it Geno?" poll. I'm going out on a limb and sayin' that ass drip never even SAW a computer, let alone drooled on one.
Mean Joe
USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 10:00:35 (EDT)

I make Keith Richards look like a newborn.
Mean Joe Greenwood
USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 09:59:35 (EDT)

I may be a toothless dinosaur but I get paid better than god to play a fuckin guitar
Keith
RI USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 09:40:38 (EDT)

Every time the Loco Gringo has left his peaceful cardboard box hovel by the hurricane barrier where he communes with his piscatory brethren, he has been accused of lurking by his sizzler kin. Now a post appears from Gene and the disbelievers yell fraud.... I might be wrong, but I'll tell ya there is some forensic evidence to support the contention that the post is legit... Are others in agreement?.. Shall we take a poll?... Sound off lurkers
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 09:28:26 (EDT)

re: Jerzy's link-Any reason why any family in this day and age needs to have more than two kids?
Zero Population
USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 09:15:24 (EDT)

Rumor has it that Cher is Stiv Bators reincarnated
Bobby Diamond
VEGAS, BABY USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 09:13:13 (EDT)

Word to Jerz, the eagle has landed. Impressive stash. Better red than brain dead.
Jacques
Siberia, - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 09:10:39 (EDT)

Somehow I don't trust that that log entryfrom "Gene" is really from the Sizzler bass player. Either his mother typed it for him or his head rolled across the keyboard in such a strange manner as to produce a somewhat coherent sentence...
Disbelieving Lurker
Langston, PA USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 09:01:03 (EDT)

hey they just mentioned on the radio Keith Richards is in our little rhody for a little R&R for a couple of weeks. Rhode Island junkies consider yourself put on notice, there is likely to be a scag shortage while Keith's in town... there might be a spike in the price of the china also, if ya get my point......
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 08:58:40 (EDT)

The preeminent dinosaurs of rock'n'roll have a birthday today. The Rolling Stones had their first gig 40 friggin years ago today.... pass me the geritol will ya Keith...
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 08:49:23 (EDT)

<stiv@bators.com>
benny, sizzler ROOLZ - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 08:04:29 (EDT)

wow benny! that there new tune rocks hard. i dig. keep on keepin' on. for humanities sake...please! http://www.observer.co.uk/international/story/0,6903,750783,00.html
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 07:09:48 (EDT)

ok guys, congrats on page #2!!!! i guess this makes it the busiest guestbook in rock and roll. ooooh, here is some fucking strange news......elton john is coming to saskatoon, what the fuck is that about? he is playing 2 dates in canada and one is in saskafuckingtoon. whatever......oh, yeah and cher is coming here to do work on a film or something, so between the two of them they have every queer in sakatchewan creaming..... too funny!!!!
dave tha fag
---------, ---- -------- - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 06:11:55 (EDT)

this is really my first entry, i so to god! why dont you loozas go fishing or play or watch baseball instead of spreading your inane wit all over our site which is supposed to be relative to our band or get your own silly chat lines? I would be glad to take you to the docks to catch no fish whilst listening to the DEAD BOYS BLACK FLAG or the RED SOX then I will give typing lessons asI mastered 13 words a min in camp Rammbottom with just 1 finger 3FD sorry no boo boos I must now return to writing some more sensitive and heart wrenching love songs for the SIZZLER that will most likely be rejected by my higher ups geno
i wanna be me -geno <genowon@hotmail.com>
providence, RI USA - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 01:03:20 (EDT)

Hey that new song kinda rocks but what you fucks really need to do is check out MY band TEMPEST BLEDSOE next Tuesday at the Living Room.
"Steve"
Somerville, MA USA - Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 23:59:26 (EDT)

What? All you pussies in bed? 11:30pm EST too late for ya? HEll. i'm so punk I'm gonna post anyway. You can all read this entry and weep when y'all get back on the man's hamster wheel tomorrow. You will be SO JEALOUS about how punk i am.
Late Night Lurker
Laramie, WY USA - Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 23:37:56 (EDT)

it was a lurk to behold today... I'm out... see ya in hell boyz...................
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 16:58:11 (EDT)

Well done jism....... talk about sentences you never expect to see WOW!
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 16:56:13 (EDT)

ONE!!! One- is the loneliest number! One- is the head in the feezer. One- is the cellmate for Martha, One-is the pill from my nurse. Later y'all!
JISM N
USA - Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 16:56:10 (EDT)

Okay. Hope I can do Timmy proud...10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2.....
Jism N.
USA - Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 16:54:16 (EDT)

it's a few early, but go ahead do the countdown. It HAS been a while since we've had one.........
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 16:53:27 (EDT)

Rock lyrics are like really bad poetry that you play VERY, VERY, LOUD MUSIC OVER TO DROWN THEM OUT
Jism Nation
USA - Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 16:51:35 (EDT)

Those were NOT pee stains. They were the dew off my manhood's gleaming hood into the night so pure and dirty.
P. Laureate
USA - Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 16:49:52 (EDT)

I gots to cut out all. I got to go train Timmy. Does anybody want me to do the countdown before I go?
Jism Nasium
Gold's JISMNASIUM, USA - Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 16:48:53 (EDT)

Laureate, that was YOU? I should have guessed from the pee stains on your shorts.
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 16:47:57 (EDT)

Lyrics are like poetry.
Jism Nasium
USA - Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 16:47:35 (EDT)

MAN, that root must be awful gnarly to have a growth like that on it. Maybe Home Depot has some sorta gardening chemical to clear up the infection in the root.
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 16:45:31 (EDT)

Dig, all. I went to a poetry slam last night and this one cat, yeah sure he could prose and all, but he didn't have ONE cigarette he could give another struggling beatnik. SNAP!
Poet Laureate
USA - Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 16:43:21 (EDT)

spoke too soon... BUT my poetry DOES have more socially redeeming value than timmy's abs.......
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 16:39:49 (EDT)

HAHAHAH oh yeah now those boxes with the red x's are pictures of ME!!!!!! So there, PROCTOLOGIST!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA! <jism@nasium.com>
The Gym, USA - Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 16:38:12 (EDT)

I just love those cute little boxes with the red Xs in them. Although I am jealous that those X-boxes have more redeeming social value than my poetry... Woe is me ;(
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 16:36:22 (EDT)

mmmmm. abs. mmmmm.
Timmy's Agent <habitents@lastplace.com>
bucket, USA - Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 16:35:16 (EDT)

sir, they SAY they are in the root folder...
SOMEBODY ELSE
USA - Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 16:34:05 (EDT)

Are these abs pure poetry?

USA - Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 16:33:36 (EDT)

are my clients pictures uploaded or sitting on someone's hard drive? SHOW ME THE MONEY
Timmy's Agent <tooltime@diy.com>
bucket, USA - Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 16:31:51 (EDT)

Willy's imposter sucks and so does SOMEBODY who told me how to post a jpeg. That bitch IS in the root folder, mang!
ASS DRIP
USA - Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 16:31:30 (EDT)

Oh it's me alright
Willy
USA - Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 16:29:05 (EDT)

BITCH!
You
USA - Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 16:28:59 (EDT)

like this?

USA - Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 16:28:44 (EDT)

IS WILLY REALLY one here? word is he went to CAli. That little bastard. HE got hisself a powerbook. I knew it. That money was for our son, Nike, to go to college with.
WILLY'S EX
doublewide, USA - Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 16:26:33 (EDT)

img files need 2 be in root folder else N.G.
Timmy's Agent <tenpercent@prime.com>
bucket, USA - Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 16:25:37 (EDT)

I love rock and roll and I'm not even Joan JETT!
Rocker Rauol
USA - Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 16:25:14 (EDT)

Oh hell. It don't work. SOMEBODY told me WRONG how to put up a jpeg. SOMEBODY is gonna get it.
Frustrated shitstarter
USA - Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 16:24:34 (EDT)

Does this work...?

USA - Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 16:19:56 (EDT)

These abs are pure poetry y'all!

The Gym, Jismnasium USA - Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 16:17:28 (EDT)

Those washboard abs of timmy's have me tingling all over
twisted sista
USA - Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 15:55:37 (EDT)

It's good to see some wholesome entertainment on the lurk, when I finish changing the oil on my car I'll have to tell the ladies in the bridge club all about it.
Ole Lady Schroeder
Rumford, RI USA - Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 14:41:53 (EDT)

POETS ROT!
Timmy
USA - Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 14:29:22 (EDT)

HA HA! Sorry, I forget sometimes that laughing don't always announce itself on the lurk. So we know Willy will be horrified at all the poetry, but what did ya think of Spike? It's in a competition being judged by Billy Collins (our current US poet laureate)... Oh and if it makes you feel better.. YOU ROT!
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 14:16:23 (EDT)

I've been watching that same kid jerk-off in front of me since 1972... it gets uglier every year....
Kiss Lunchbox
in the shrine, USA - Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 13:55:38 (EDT)

damn proctor! take a chill pill for chrissake! i was just axin'.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 13:49:59 (EDT)

have you seen my lunchbox

<lone@rockeralso.com>
spitting, blood USA - Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 13:39:46 (EDT)

I was just concerned WWIII might be breaking out in the cubicle next to you... in the words of steve martin EXCUUUUUUSE MEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 13:28:57 (EDT)

didn't there use t'be a rock'n'roll website here? Am I the only one left with a shrine in his basement for his KISS lunchbox? The only one I understand is that timmy guy. He rocks or should I say ROTS.. huh huh huh.......... he is a little weird looking though
lone rocker
clevelandrocks, USA - Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 13:27:05 (EDT)

are you talking about me behind my back proctor? why are you always all up on my shit, yo?!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 13:20:35 (EDT)

I see why we haven't heard from jerzy too much today, I just checked the market. HOLY SHIT BATMAN! they must be getting ready to jump on wall st. I guess I was a bit prophetic with my morning comment....
Proctor's gamble
runforit, ri USA - Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 13:19:25 (EDT)

sweet MOTHER of Jesus!
Willy
USA - Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 12:52:23 (EDT)

Bill and I grew up (HA! grew up, what a joke) in the same hood. We used to joke that there must've been something in the water. I didn't know he slammed. I'll have to run him down at the AS220....
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 12:50:24 (EDT)

Has proctor run/Slammed into a Mr. Bill Keough in his poetry carcles?
Donny Boy
Johnny Boy, USA - Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 12:46:06 (EDT)

YOWZA!! that was a big log! SOMEBODY GET A PLUNGER!! My best stuff is all 2-3 times longer than that one. I'll refrain... I will honest....
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 12:45:24 (EDT)

Good thing Willy isn't here to see all this poetry mumbo jumbo.
Willy's Mid Season Replacement
Flying High above the, USA - Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 12:43:12 (EDT)

I feel snubbed.
Empty Brandy Snifter
Tear in your Beer, USA - Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 12:40:54 (EDT)

Alright, one more and I'll stop (promise)... jerzy this one is full of layered references (Christ, Arthur, slavery..etc.).. see if you can figure out where it takes place (I entered this one in a competition recently). I used // to show section breaks.... Spike ...Heat bugs were pronouncing/ dusty choking haze./ Solar so large,/ not the usual mug presented steamy,/ but alternative dry flaming/ burning, gasping,/ blessed as July can treat.// The steely parallels/ echo iron horsely,/ countered by crumbling timbers/ at every half step again crucified,/ bloodless scent of trail/ reverberating gandy pride.// Four beaten sneakers/ contemplating/ the stationary duality/ as it ran out of sight./ Gravel crunching metaphors/ refined cogently/ by stammered speculations./ Fidgeting hormones gruffly stepping/ on our small thoughtful asides.// Small boys summer waltzing,/ searching fascination/ for the nail unfastened,/ emancipated by freight car clacking./ Excalibur iron weed,/ the harvest sought/ so dearly,/ so slowly,/ inexorably/ drawing out the young boys,/ the honey extracted/ golden spike./
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 12:39:42 (EDT)

and it doesn't mean anything just because we have a common ground in yeats proctor.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 12:21:00 (EDT)

i would like to go on record that i'm not touching the discussion about proctor's moaning.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 12:15:24 (EDT)

YEATS RULES!.. the center cannot hold... and the ever widening gyre.. what creature crouches low..... and to the neophytes- The Second Coming is NOT a title of an X-rated flick....
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 12:11:17 (EDT)

I stand by using the word moan.. considering the poem is refering to a very intimate moment/feeling... it's been my experience that laughter usually is less appropriate than some full throated moaning during sex... (bring on the laugh in bed jokes .. go ahead, I know you wanna)
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 12:06:02 (EDT)

oh, i missed your non-latin contribution...my bad. let me study it.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 12:05:34 (EDT)

well proctor. is it me, or is it kind of cheating to "us" to the end of sentences to make them rhyme? i'm not sure i'm "getting" it...perhaps it's one of those things that works better when it's live? to give you an idea of what i dig in poetry, think yeats, neruda, parker....
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 12:01:15 (EDT)

don, i was having dinner at a little ital place in the west village and she was there. at one point she actually interrupted us (while holding one of those giant brandy snifters with money in it) to ask if we'd heard her and if we wanted to tip her. we told her we didn't hear her and declined a tip.
jerz
USA - Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 11:58:55 (EDT)

A plus for the proctor's poem. I take offense at the inclusion of the word "moan" however. I suggest something nicer, like, "laugh" or "giggle" i think you're dirty.
Poetry Judge
USA - Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 11:54:55 (EDT)

Proctor, our union has community standards to uphold that we take very seriously. Only decent citizens are allowed to be members of the union and quite frankly there are few things more dispicable than a poet... consider yourself janitor non gratis...
Nubroom Sweapsklene- President of the Sanitation Engineers Union
the boiler room, USA - Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 11:48:31 (EDT)

So whadaya figure jerzy? Should I be sitting by the phone waiting for the Pulitzer Prize Committee to call, or keep up on my janitorial union dues?...
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 11:36:12 (EDT)

Here's one that shows that even the gamble man gets the warm-fuzzys once in a while (and is sure to fetch me some abuse from fellow lurkers)... AWASH... Like watercolors that strive/ to move expanding,/ daring pallor/ to challenge their greening flow,/ tell me your pallet will be soothed warmly/ by my roughly woven thirst/ drinking deeply,/ moaning criminally,/ verdantly awash and/ liquidly sublime beneath/ your brush so light./
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 11:22:43 (EDT)

The new tune rots.
Little Timmy
USA - Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 11:01:32 (EDT)

By the way, thanks for checking it (the tune) out!
BSTT
Humbler, USA - Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 10:46:14 (EDT)

The expression "Rock hard or don't rock at all" is an oldie. Perhaps the fishin musician could fill you in. (I'm trying not to OUT anybody. I've become outsensitive in my later years.)
BSTT
Washington, DC, USA - Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 10:44:33 (EDT)

Never figured it out. It happened on our end here too. I'm blaming it on the Bruins. Whenever they touch something it turns to shit.
BSTT
Wet Basement, USA - Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 10:39:14 (EDT)

Dear Benny, This is your boss. Please explain the idea of rocking hard or not rocking at all. Does this have to do with your recent performance review?
Your Boss <good@takingcredit.com>
shitflows, downhill USA - Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 10:36:58 (EDT)

Gamble doth ramblus
Brutus
Et Tu? Fuck yea, USA - Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 10:36:15 (EDT)

Yo tech, did ya ever figure what the lurk hiccuping was yesterday?
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 10:33:24 (EDT)

and one for two guys who bathed in cheap cologne.... VERSUS II... ARRIVUS AROMUS/ FOULUS NOSTRUS/ AROMUS ANOTHERUS/ CLASHUS COLOGNUS/ SCENTALLUS HOMUS/
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 10:29:26 (EDT)

Sacred Crowd Pleaser is now in position. Play it AT your boss.
Benny Sizzler Technical Squad
010111010001, USA - Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 10:27:24 (EDT)

This one was for an exceptionally beligerent bar patron...I used A / to show line breaks.... VERSUS I... CUNTUS ERUPTUS/ BLUNTUS INTERUPTUS/ AGAINUS DISRUPTUS/ LEFTUS WHATTHEFUCKUS/
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 10:26:40 (EDT)

Jerzey, how did you get yourself into the piano listening tori amos wanna be watching predicament? Was this of your own free will?
Don from Johnston
John John, USA - Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 10:26:01 (EDT)

Ok jerzy, there was a british student tradition of making up phony latin rhymes, usually they made fun of the teachers, or had sophomoric sexual references etc... they were usually 2 words per line and each word was a sounds-like latin word... Benny Sizzler- becomes something like- Bennytum Sizzlerus (well that's weak, but ya get the idea)... anyway, nextus postum...
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 10:17:17 (EDT)

i was just wondering if you were brave enough to post on the lurk....i guess you are. heh.
jer
USA - Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 10:00:48 (EDT)

Oh I was aware of what I was implying, I just wonder if I'm twisted enough to meet all the job requirements... share something? hmmm... give me a few, I think I got a couple of short ones that are log sized somewhere here...
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 09:59:22 (EDT)

hey proctor, would you ever share your poetry with the lurk?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 09:47:52 (EDT)

this is too easy proctor...you just said that poets are complete freaks...and you're a poet... that's all i'm gonna say, see?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 09:40:10 (EDT)

I did a reading of some of my poetry last night at an open mouth gig. I tell ya jerzy, lurkers might be an odd lot but poets are complete freaks. They seem to subsist on a diet of sugar, other peoples cigarettes, and the angst of pretending to be poor struggling artists and not platinum-spooned whiny brats..... I don't smoke, have no sweet tooth, and I'd have to steal eight cents to have two nickels to rub together.... maybe I'm just not poet material...
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 09:20:36 (EDT)

i was tortured last night by a woman singer, a piano, and bad tori amos covers. jesus!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 09:03:39 (EDT)

Mornin' all, it looks like the night time lurkers haven't recovered from the lurk withdrawal as quickly as us that hide from the sun while we lurk.... So what do you think will collapse first, major league baseball, the stock market, or the lurk? I think the lurkers have proven the lurk will live on due to their messianic devotion, as for baseball and the market..........
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 08:58:20 (EDT)

What's wrong with wearing a rug?
Sy Sperling <rugwearer@hairclubformen>
USA - Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 07:22:29 (EDT)

SPALLCHECK!!! That's RUG...fuck i hate when my witty posts are denigrated by typos
Little J
USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 22:17:58 (EDT)

DUDE that is SO NOT RIGHT you LIFTING LIKE THAT and POPPING ROIDS! You is ONLY 9 YEARS OLD. And WHAT is up with the Kato Kalen rog?!!
Little Jimmy
Next door to Timmy, USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 22:16:53 (EDT)

( * )
Sorry Charlie <good@torture.com>
½, assed hillbilly - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 20:25:23 (EDT)

I DON'T EVA WANT TO SEE THE DIRTY WORD "BUSINESS.COM" ON THE YELLO & BROWN EVA AGAIN. ESPECIALLY REFERENCED IN A LINK! I don't care what drugs you pushing.
Eva Snortalot
1 800 BUNDLES, USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 19:52:49 (EDT)

Cali, the cartel, mi amigo? Click on "Jay Peg". Busted. We know you and the BSTC are down wit gadgets. BTW, Proctor, if images are optimized first they eat little space. Broonz < 3k.
Jay Peg <day@theraces.com>
Bolivian Marching, Powder SA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 18:16:12 (EDT)

I'm out...goin' back to Cali...until next lurk...
Willy
USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 17:02:35 (EDT)

LURK ON, OH DENIZENS OF THE NIGHT!!!!.... I'm out.........
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 16:56:52 (EDT)

the lurk seems to have once again found it's natural state insane imbalance. I LIKE IT! I just hope that chunk-o-silicon can handle it....
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 16:55:49 (EDT)

someone got a scanner for x-mas... what they really needed was a brain scan...
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 16:45:02 (EDT)

word to the lurk. those pics gobble up serious bytes of lurk space. unless Benny got stock in Roto-Lurker ya probably want to minimize the snaps...
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 16:39:58 (EDT)

cool mang. damn gail...you're one hot ticket! rock on!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 16:38:36 (EDT)

.
O. Itgetsbetterpally <clipart@home.org>
., . USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 16:36:47 (EDT)

sweet MOTHER of Jesus!
Willy
USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 16:34:04 (EDT)

just trying to avoid another couple of lurkless days jerzy. I'm not out to hound anybody. By the way, do a right click copy on the pics and drop on a word doc. then you can expand the pic (ya know, drag the corners)...
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 16:31:47 (EDT)

peebeepeebeepeebee
O. Boy <can@worms.com>
pee, bee peebee - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 16:30:14 (EDT)

<pucky@dent.com>
., . . - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 16:29:09 (EDT)

Boyz?... Grrls?... I could use a 5th, but I got another half hour til tea time. jerzy? timmy? joe?.. anybody got something to say for themselves... fess up now...
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 16:27:59 (EDT)

why are you all up in my bidness proctor?! why you sweatin' me?! that exchange was betwixt jacques and myself. damn kid! nosey is as nosey does! tell me about your nose....
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 16:24:12 (EDT)

then what was it that you tested on another "addy"? Or was that a non jerzy post?
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 16:17:40 (EDT)

I have invoked many a 5th in my day!
lushy
USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 16:14:50 (EDT)

i can't really see the pics well enough to make them out...wish i could though. i is also not skilled enough on the confuser to post pics on this here lurk.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 16:13:33 (EDT)

no suh. i is a single lurker, no extracurricular id's. t'weren't me who "DID" something on the lurk...scout's honor.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 16:12:07 (EDT)

Maybe Jerzy WAS at a Benny recital, and maybe she has 2D identification of certain lurkers and maybe ...
Mr. Log
USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 16:09:52 (EDT)

jerzy... did you post those pics? The only 5th I believe in comes in bottles...
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 16:08:06 (EDT)

i am invoking the 5th ammendment. get thee behind me satan!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 16:04:32 (EDT)

uhh jerzy,.... did you DO something? the lurk is buzzing like a hornets nest from something...
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 15:58:35 (EDT)

well fucking hell! this is mightily perplexing jacques. i tested them out by sending them to a non benny addy...what to do?! suggestions? perhaps a drop off could be made to an anonymous email box? a different addy?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 15:52:48 (EDT)

Don't MESS with my picture. YOU ALL ROT!
Little Timmy
USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 15:52:20 (EDT)

er..I'm not MEAN JOE. That's somebody else...
Jean Moe
in a CAVE, USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 15:51:17 (EDT)

You're a bit of an ASS DRIP is what you is.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 15:49:48 (EDT)

Hang on lurkers, I think it's going to be a bumpy night.
Mean Joe
hiding someplace else, USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 15:49:27 (EDT)

I'm a knit of a sweater... er, I mean cardigan
Willy
USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 15:44:55 (EDT)

hey, that's ME. NO ONE IS SAFE!!!!!
Mean Joe
In Hiding, USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 15:44:55 (EDT)

The Terrorists

Western Mass, USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 15:37:12 (EDT)

"Stomach THIS" Proctor...
Little Timmy
USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 15:36:15 (EDT)

Missy Jerzy. Your commie propaganda got corrupted AGAIN.
Jacques
USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 15:35:39 (EDT)

I'm a bit of a sweater...and by that I mean one that sweats...
Willy
USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 15:34:12 (EDT)

Timmy I don't think the lurk can stomach that picture of you. When it disappeared one of my logs split too.... uh timmy? you aren't a TERORIST are you?
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 15:34:04 (EDT)

I thought our organization had removed that offensive photo of Little timmy! Achtung verstanze!
SSS
The bushes, USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 15:32:26 (EDT)

Okay I'm still here, what's going on?!!
Tim
USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 15:30:10 (EDT)

Does it dissapear after a few logs?
Huh?
USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 15:29:21 (EDT)

Hey, what happened to that picture of "me" in my yella and Brown pose down suit? Where'd it go?!
Little Timmy

USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 15:26:40 (EDT)

Maybe it's just me, but I could swear a couple of logs fell off the wagon..
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 15:25:11 (EDT)

er...you lurk very handsome willy...very handsome.
jerzy grrrl <flustered@becauseofswooning.com>
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 15:23:13 (EDT)

why thank you willy, i must say that you lurk very handsomely yourself!
jerzy grrrl <swooning@likeagrrrl.com>
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 15:20:53 (EDT)

word to THAT...did I tell you you're lurking fabulous today jerzy?
Willy
USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 15:16:50 (EDT)

sarcasm is a sign of anger proctor...
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 15:11:16 (EDT)

Willy you ARE a tribute to your species, whatever that might be... Timmy? I thought that might be you in that pic...
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 15:10:16 (EDT)

Little Timmy
Rotterdam, Rochester Russia - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 14:51:36 (EDT)

word to THAT...there may be bugs on somma you mugs but there ain't no bugs on moi
Willy
USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 14:45:15 (EDT)

er...a tribute willy?! NICE! i've got a tribute for you....a very nice one....uh huh.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 14:37:35 (EDT)

and the peculiar thing is this my friends, the song we sang on that fateful night didn't actually sound ANYTHING LIKE THIS SONG!
Willy
USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 14:34:08 (EDT)

Hey Ted! You promised me I could wear shoes if I played along with your scam. Cough 'em up some kicks will ya!
Joe "The Shoeless" Jackson
USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 14:03:39 (EDT)

Shut up Ventura! You see, this is why I'm gonna have to be the brains of this operation.
Ted "The Head" Williams
hedless, az USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 13:51:44 (EDT)

I want to issue a emphatic denial that my going to the hospital yesterday has any thing to do with the rumored merger of me Ted "The Head" Williams. It's true that I met on several occasions with John Henry Williams... and maybe there was a little money exchanged... but those were loans not bribes.
Jesse "The Body" Ventura
minnyapples, mn USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 13:48:39 (EDT)

I got a ice cream headache!
Ted Williams
dirt, under dirt more dirt - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 13:27:08 (EDT)

I'm a patient man. Look at it this way, it can't be any worse than my sister almost marrying that schlep John Henry that wants to cut off his fathers head and freeze it...
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 13:10:43 (EDT)

well then you'll just have to wait, now won't you?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 12:54:36 (EDT)

You realize jerzy that all will be revealed anyway when the archive is opened up....
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 12:49:28 (EDT)

no. and i've never posed for Playboy either....neither did my mother.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 12:42:02 (EDT)

jerzy, you wouldn't happen to bear a passing resemblance to Timothy Leary?
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 12:38:22 (EDT)

It's been confirmed that Hymers has been paying scuba divers to seek out the gringo at his favorite fishing spots and place stripers on his hook. The divers cover was blown yesterday when one of Hymers checks bounced and and in the ensuing scuffle the diver spilled the beans... for the obvious reasons the gringo went home empty handed yesterday....
Deep Boat
onthedocks, ri USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 12:31:39 (EDT)

WHAT?! and cheat on my mule? I think not..
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 12:17:32 (EDT)

how do you know he was smiling proctor? were you there? were you the stripper?! you WERE, weren't you?!!? pervy, pervy!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 12:01:53 (EDT)

jerzy did you hear Entwistle had a stripper up in his room when he kicked?.. At least he went with a smile on his face...
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 11:26:10 (EDT)

Talk about bone headed headlines.. check this one from yahoo's news site... Who Drummer's Funeral Held in England Wed Jul 10,11:06 AM ET - (AP)
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 11:20:59 (EDT)

band don't pay see? the answer is 3 fingers of course
Willy
USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 11:06:09 (EDT)

I'm not dead and I don't care what jerzy's mom said I never touched her. She had ten tabs of the good stuff in here and there's no way she knows it was me... er, I mean there's no way she knows who knocked her up.
Timothy Leary
outsidelookingin, wayoutthere - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 11:05:44 (EDT)

What, w**king two bands don't pay the bills? You gotta hump brushes door-to-door?... and of course I have to ask... 3 what for 5?...
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 11:00:33 (EDT)

Why that Willy poser is nuthin' but a two-bit J.W. Imposter. Don't buy a bible offa him.
Donny Devil
Your MIND, Your CONSCIENCE ASS - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 10:59:13 (EDT)

yes...glad to see you're not THAT easy proctor. i'm not talking about my mom. i will tell you that it had something to do about the timothy leary conversation that was going on....
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 10:58:58 (EDT)

I saw Spot. Did you see Spot Run? Run, Spot run!
Dick & Jane
anytown, USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 10:57:14 (EDT)

3 for 5 dollar...
Willy
USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 10:55:02 (EDT)

Hey! I see a three fingered guy selling crucifix shaped brushes and I'm to blame for wondering....
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 10:51:35 (EDT)

I been wet!
the spot
USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 10:51:17 (EDT)

jerzy, you fed me that wet spot line cuz you missed me didn't ya. It's too easy... I'm not going there... HOWEVER.. What up with your mom?
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 10:48:22 (EDT)

don't blaspheme about willy proctor.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 10:46:00 (EDT)

proctor, i was like a fish out of water...flopping from wet spot to wet spot kind of like that northern snakehed fish in maryland...i was getting worried there, but i'll survive! http://www.dnr.state.md.us/fisheries/fishingreport/snakehead.html
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 10:42:58 (EDT)

Willy, you got religion all of a sudden or something. Tell me that wasn't you I saw going door-to-door bearing "witness" to the Jesus line of Fuller brushes....
Proctor's gamble
rimfud, ri USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 10:40:59 (EDT)

Ole Lady, how's it sagging? If we get too loud just turn down your hearing aid..
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 10:35:57 (EDT)

sweet mother of baby Jesus...
Willy
USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 10:33:41 (EDT)

You kids and your racket. Keep it down or I'll bean you on the head with a stuffed quahog (Friday's only)
Ole Lady Schroeder
Riverside, RI USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 10:30:17 (EDT)

jerzy, welcome back... and how did you fare without the lurk for two days. Any permanent scars? Or will a couple of years of therapy be sufficient?
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 10:21:01 (EDT)

the only thing you left out mom was, "shut up! it doesn't hurt!"...I LOVE YOU!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 09:59:16 (EDT)

Man, do I feel gassy today.
My Stomach
Bloat, USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 09:52:00 (EDT)

you're all sick, sick, sick.
disgusted onlooker
USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 09:36:37 (EDT)

You put WHAT about me on some band's web site!! Why don't you just tell the whole world about it!!! To think of the years I sacrificed for you!... I GAVE BIRTH TO YOU!!! Do you know how much I suffered carrying you!!!... never mind, you just go on and forget I even exist. I always told your father you'd turn out this way......
jerzy's mom
jc , nj USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 09:03:50 (EDT)

One thing did puzzle me though, if the sky was gonna be pee yellow what did the promotions department intend to turn poopy brown?
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 08:52:02 (EDT)

I was impressed by the ambition of the sizzler promotions department the other day. When I woke up to that yellow sky I knew who had to be behind it. It's too bad they didn't quite achieve the signature pee yellow shade, if they had completely succeeded it would have set a new standard for rock'n'roll hype. I'm sure The Stones are quaking in their guccis now that they know Benny Sizzler is lurking in the wings....
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 08:48:34 (EDT)

Hey Mean Joe, I must admit to doing the existential lurk, putting up a post and sending it into lurk never never land. I found it to be a sort of buddhist contemplate your navel kinda thing, only it was more like picking out the cheese from between your toes....
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 08:35:05 (EDT)

Mum's the word eh jerzy....
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 08:27:44 (EDT)

and PLEASE!!!!! all you weekend lurkers...don't go telling him about it! THANKS!!!!!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 06:48:04 (EDT)

boy...am i glad that stuff about my mom is gone! whew! i was absolutely DREADING proctor's reaction!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 06:36:23 (EDT)

mean joe, i will admit to being a little excited but moreso, i was scared...i didn't want to write something really stupid and lame to be imortalized as the first new entry...i actually waited until i got to work instead of dashing something off at home...i wanted to ponder what to say. in any case i am incredibly glad that the lurk is back in working order. i thought i was gonna die the past two days without it...jesus. shows how sorry my life really is....er, i mean how fulfilled i've been since BENNY SIZZLER has entered my life. LONG LIVE THE LURK!!!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 06:33:05 (EDT)

SPALLCHECK!!!
BSTC
USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 00:35:15 (EDT)

I'm not really Mean Joe. I swear. Anyway. Don't worry. SpursJock sqaured us with archived lurk. thos will be up as a link real soon. Pray for me that it works. BSTC STILL don't kow what the lurk went south. Must be the damn SSS
Benny Sizzler technical captian
USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 00:34:32 (EDT)

Hi Proc, SpursJock, Jacques, Willy, Benny-where's Jerzy...?
Mean Joe
USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 00:33:03 (EDT)

Nurse...?
Mean Joe
USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 00:32:21 (EDT)

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Me too!! Me too!
Mean Joe
USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 00:32:05 (EDT)

And your fingers flew off the keys in an excited rush to be the first with the most witty of witticisms, only to have your genuis dissapear in to thin air after hitting the "return to guestbook" button...
Mean Joe
USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 00:31:29 (EDT)

OKay, how many of you losers- upon initial lurk early Monday morn- were giddy with excitement about being the first lurker to soil the newly pinched, virgin log?
Mean Joe
USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 00:29:13 (EDT)

uhh...hello...this thing off? anybody?
Mean Joe Greenwood
USA - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 00:27:48 (EDT)

I think everybody scared away cause of the new "shows" mascot. I know i is.
Jared the Scared
Standing in a Puddle of My Own Pee, USA - Tuesday, July 09, 2002 at 19:34:53 (EDT)

that's right a mausoleum!!! good day!
Willy
USA - Tuesday, July 09, 2002 at 18:11:43 (EDT)

ya bring the godddam log back and it's a virtual mausoleum
Willy
USA - Tuesday, July 09, 2002 at 18:02:57 (EDT)

you called?
Joe Blow
USA - Tuesday, July 09, 2002 at 16:57:38 (EDT)

see ya in hell boyz.. I'm out...............
Proctor's gamble
USA - Tuesday, July 09, 2002 at 16:57:37 (EDT)

Hey Willy, I'd eaten a lot of roughage last week. I've been dancing around with no place to dump a log for a couple of days... after that ya kinda gotta expect something to blow....
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Tuesday, July 09, 2002 at 16:56:25 (EDT)

three on the floor...three on the floor...
3fW
USA - Tuesday, July 09, 2002 at 16:51:10 (EDT)

Willy, how are the knuckles scraping?
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Tuesday, July 09, 2002 at 16:49:40 (EDT)

SOMEONE on the lurk is giddy like a school girl with excitement, what with the log back up...
Willy
USA - Tuesday, July 09, 2002 at 16:49:28 (EDT)

Scuba divers were spotted near the hurricane barrier today. It's suspected that they have been buying stripers and then under the cover of the bay, they've been placing them on the gringo's fishing gear. When Hymers was asked to comment about a connection between the scuba guys and the gringo's catch, Hymers said... WHAT ARE YOU FUCKIN HIGH!
Deep Boat
onthedocks, ri USA - Tuesday, July 09, 2002 at 16:45:54 (EDT)

dear God in heaven...a weight lifting homunculus that pees independently...what's next...?
Willy
USA - Tuesday, July 09, 2002 at 16:44:37 (EDT)

news flash-- Al Unser Jr has been arrested for smacking his girlfriend... After arguing at a strip club they were at, Unser's girlfriend was driving him home cuz he was hammered. Unser kept trying to shift gears from the passenger seat until she hit him. He smacked her, kicked her out of the car and took off. (now here's my favorite part of the story) After finding the girlfriend on the side of the road, the police went to Unser's TRAILER and arrested him. He LIVES in a friggin TRAILER,... you can take the red-neck outta the trailer park.....
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Tuesday, July 09, 2002 at 16:18:48 (EDT)

Jacques! Benny! So it's true! The lurk lives... ALL HAIL THE LURK!!!... I was starting to fade back to a single personality out there in the meat world (it was horrifying I tell ya!), but now the voices are free again!......
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Tuesday, July 09, 2002 at 15:59:39 (EDT)

Hey! That sounded suspiciously like my unforgettable commercial ditty.
Slinky
thebucket, ri USA - Tuesday, July 09, 2002 at 15:50:29 (EDT)

Attn Kiddies and half deads: Stay tuned for the latest musical endeavor - Sacred Crowd Pleaser. Coming to a yellow and brown webtown near you.
Benny
Brownsville station, USA - Tuesday, July 09, 2002 at 15:50:09 (EDT)

Covet thee log. Viva la lurk. Paint the town BROWN!
Jacqués <fudgebrush@townpainter.com>
USA - Tuesday, July 09, 2002 at 15:46:02 (EDT)

All kids love Log! What rolls down stairs, Alone or in pairs, Rolls over your neighbours dog? What's great for a snack, And fits on your back, It's Log..Log..Log!! It's Lo-og, Lo-og It's big, it's heavy It's wood! It's Lo-og, Lo-og It's better than bad It's good!!! Everyone want's a Log You're gonna love it Log Come on and get your Log Everyone needs a Log Log from Blammo!
Stimpson J. Cat
USA - Tuesday, July 09, 2002 at 15:23:41 (EDT)

have they all forgotten so soon?
the lone lurker
nowhere, USA - Tuesday, July 09, 2002 at 15:20:52 (EDT)

Those aren't tatoos boy! Those are SKIN ILLUSTRATIONS and you'd be best advised not to look at 'em too long. People been known be a bit troubled after seeing things folks ain't meant to see.....
Rod Stieger
theotherside, - Tuesday, July 09, 2002 at 14:58:36 (EDT)

News Flash-- Rod Stieger one of the freakiest personalities in showbiz died today... I love this quote from the obit... "I'm 60 percent virgin and 40 percent whore," he claimed in a 2000 TV interview... What can I say but... Poor Jud is dead.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Tuesday, July 09, 2002 at 14:54:44 (EDT)

Why's it so cold in here? A man my age could catch his death ya know... Hey! Where's my body?... and what the hell is this pee yellow and poopy brown lurk thing in front of me?... Is anybody there?... only one person could of put me in a spot like this... JOHN HENRY!!!YOU SPOILED BASTARD! WHERE ARE YOU?... Take my advice