lurkive 25june - 6july 2002

Hey to the Jerzy Grrl and her hip and happenin' mom too.
Yank Bitch II
USA - Saturday, July 06, 2002 at 23:43:12 (EDT)

HEY ho to the Canadian Gay Contingent. We missed ya Dave.
Yank Bitch
USA, USA USA - Saturday, July 06, 2002 at 23:42:14 (EDT)

hey all i am back, i was out at the fucking lake doing the family thing so, what did i miss???
dave tha fag <fuckyourself@anal.com>
fist, me canada - Saturday, July 06, 2002 at 18:31:08 (EDT)

my mom sat in on an interview with timothy leary and hugh hefner back in the 60's. she actually took the notes....YES, she worked for hef when playboy was still based in chicago....
jerzy grrrlq
jc, nj USA - Friday, July 05, 2002 at 18:55:56 (EDT)

I'm out.... see ya in hell boyz..........
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, July 05, 2002 at 16:59:05 (EDT)

Hey where has timmy been? Does the entire galaxy other than me have vacation now?
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Friday, July 05, 2002 at 16:53:31 (EDT)

Isn't it usually about this time Benny shows up and acts all surprised that all hell has broken loose in his absence?
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, July 05, 2002 at 16:37:00 (EDT)

We been baked!
Willy and the Bean
USA - Friday, July 05, 2002 at 16:34:30 (EDT)

Mr. Willy has left the building.
a passer by
USA - Friday, July 05, 2002 at 16:33:57 (EDT)

I been baked!
Willy's brain
USA - Friday, July 05, 2002 at 16:29:35 (EDT)

Willy, you feeling a little light-headed are you? Maybe you should wet your hair with a cold shower.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, July 05, 2002 at 16:26:49 (EDT)

Ahh, such stirring intellectual lurkification. The heat yesterday obviously did more damage than we expected... to the cranial regions that is...
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, July 05, 2002 at 16:24:07 (EDT)

the quesion is Willy or won't he? (stoopid stoopid stoopid!!!)
Willy
USA - Friday, July 05, 2002 at 16:23:27 (EDT)

I think Danielle's a bitch too and before you start I'm no relation to Phil Collins, although I've had a long intimate relation with Tom Collins.
Jackie Collins
Hollywud, USA - Friday, July 05, 2002 at 16:19:49 (EDT)

Please don't confuse me with that bitch Rankin Cooder. She drives me crazy...
Rankin Roger
thebeat, USA - Friday, July 05, 2002 at 16:14:06 (EDT)

I'm still saddle sore. That bitch can't write, but she do know how to ride.
The horse
USA - Friday, July 05, 2002 at 16:06:00 (EDT)

danielle once "serviced" my horse. poor thing never recovered.
Gary Cooder
USA - Friday, July 05, 2002 at 15:51:32 (EDT)

leave my friend danielle out of this
Alice Cooder
USA - Friday, July 05, 2002 at 15:50:32 (EDT)

Ignore my BITCH cousin, rankin. We use to call him just plain RANK. He's just pissed that he once spent a week reading shampoo directions. Every time he got to the word repeat he went back to the begining.....
Rye Cooder
shitstarter, USA - Friday, July 05, 2002 at 15:38:03 (EDT)

Hey Professor! did ya ever figure out who switched your shampoo with Nair. HA!
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Friday, July 05, 2002 at 15:33:03 (EDT)

I was the best left hand hitter ever.
Ted
- Friday, July 05, 2002 at 15:29:16 (EDT)

kinda think you should both be bludgeoned with a danielle steele novel. or be forced to watch the made-for-tv movie version starring jackie collins. haven't read so much horse SHIT since christ was a corporal.
Rankin Cooder <doublenipples@dime.com>
USA - Friday, July 05, 2002 at 15:26:42 (EDT)

Please forgive the unruly nature with which Proctor introduced a Latin phrase to the lurk. While he was a brilliant student he has the manners of a hedgehog in heat... Oh the phrase, yes... It translates loosely as "the vacuum does not exist", a phrase used to summarize nature's abhorance of a vacuum.
The Professor
Oxfud, UK - Friday, July 05, 2002 at 15:18:25 (EDT)

Luther the only thing that sucks more than you goes by the name Hoover... Naquaquom Vacuii (very obscure Umberto Eco reference)
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, July 05, 2002 at 15:11:55 (EDT)

We don't gotta play no full fuckin' set...
the unknown Faster Pussycat
USA - Friday, July 05, 2002 at 14:54:30 (EDT)

don't make me call the Reverend Reggie Jackson on you Proctor. -LV
Lou THUH <singin@theKFC.com>
lower east side, middletown desert - Friday, July 05, 2002 at 14:50:37 (EDT)

Did someone mention me? I'm not really dead.
Timothy Leary
The Beyond, - Friday, July 05, 2002 at 14:46:00 (EDT)

I'd have prefered it if it was Luther Vandross that got covered.... with six feet of earth. His voice raises the term insipid to a new all time low...
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, July 05, 2002 at 14:41:49 (EDT)

Williams swung a bat like William covers Luther Vandross. Poetry I tell youse.
N. Albert Ogee <casey@thebat.com>
pesky, pole sitter - Friday, July 05, 2002 at 14:35:51 (EDT)

Maybe the digitally challenged and the pigmentally challenged share some sort of warped support group...
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, July 05, 2002 at 14:35:15 (EDT)

Nobody said he was a pretty lesbian. And I guess nobody ever says that about your Mom neither.
Willard
rodent, USA - Friday, July 05, 2002 at 14:30:23 (EDT)

and hey, "Al" Bino uh...what's up with being pigmentally challeged?
Late riser
USA - Friday, July 05, 2002 at 14:25:16 (EDT)

Hey I know I'm late to the lurk today but i wanted to get in on the lesbian bassist/resemblance to Willy/cinderella thread. Now are we sure we're not talking lead singer. tom Kiefer? Cuz sure, he plays like a mother but he also looks like mine...
Late Riser
Phoenix, AZ USA - Friday, July 05, 2002 at 14:23:59 (EDT)

As to the Julia Roberts story... she never returns my phone calls so the hell with her... and an odd note: the town she got hitched in, Arroyo Seco just outside of Taos, I've been there, that spot is beautiful. I think I might even know the particular ranch she was on... an even odder note: I got to meet Timothy Leary because of my trip to Taos (I met him in Providence not Taos)... way too long a story to fit on the lurk....
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, July 05, 2002 at 14:09:22 (EDT)

My sister went out with Ted Williams kid John Henry for a couple of years. He wanted to marry her, she dumped him. I tried to convince my sister that she should have married him then dumped him. He was the sole heir and Ted was worth large millions. When my sister met him he had full-time FBI protection, because he was such a potential kidnapping target... and a bitter note: I'm the only one in the family that didn't get to meet Ted...oh and he was THE best player to ever play the game.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, July 05, 2002 at 13:58:35 (EDT)

okay folks, i'm jettin' - have a great weekend.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, July 05, 2002 at 13:47:31 (EDT)

when did julia roberts become "america's sweetheart"? she's certainly not MY sweetheart!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, July 05, 2002 at 13:19:18 (EDT)

ted williams died. best left-handed hitter ever, probably best red sox player ever. yankees suck.
lefty <casey@thebat.com>
mourning, beantown USA - Friday, July 05, 2002 at 13:07:28 (EDT)

The rumor that we're lesbian is a DAMN LIE! We're BI and proud of it! It's the other finger and a half that are lesbian.
a finger and a half
palm springs, USA - Friday, July 05, 2002 at 12:49:19 (EDT)

they also have hotdog nuggets. but i don't think i could stomach that.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, July 05, 2002 at 12:49:06 (EDT)

Sounds questionable enough to arouse my Rhody palate...
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, July 05, 2002 at 12:45:52 (EDT)

i think so. i'm not sure what the sauce is...kind of looks like baked beans without the beans....see, if i were getting a nathan's dog, i'd go sauerkraut, mustard and onions in sauce. maybe relish. MAYBE.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, July 05, 2002 at 12:44:13 (EDT)

onions in sauce? Is that a good thing?
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, July 05, 2002 at 12:41:45 (EDT)

well i don't know. nathan's features their special "onions in sauce"
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, July 05, 2002 at 12:40:13 (EDT)

The article was by the judge who says that while there was some dog goo that started to come out the guys nose he snorted it right back down... staying within the rules that if it don't hit the table it ain't puke..
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, July 05, 2002 at 12:39:47 (EDT)

Pinch me
A. Loaf
American, Standard - Friday, July 05, 2002 at 12:37:34 (EDT)

Would I ever be able to eat one of our beloved saugy dogs after a taste of a Nathan's?
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, July 05, 2002 at 12:36:11 (EDT)

Make it metal or don't make it - motherfucker
Alan Bino
USA - Friday, July 05, 2002 at 12:35:47 (EDT)

i read there was vomit and controversy at end of the weiner contest. what credentials do you need to judge
gagger
USA - Friday, July 05, 2002 at 12:34:49 (EDT)

Cinderella's lesbian bass player's passing resemblance to Willy IS just coincidental. Of course that depends on what your definition of IS IS.
Willard
rodent, USA - Friday, July 05, 2002 at 12:34:26 (EDT)

yeah. same kid who won last year. ever have a nathan's proctor?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, July 05, 2002 at 12:32:48 (EDT)

How's this for a headline--CONTROVERSIAL HOT-DOG KING THE WIENER BY A 'NOSE'.... it's from today's NYPost... the article is a blow-by-blow of the annual Nathan's hot dog cram... 50 1/2 hot dogs in 12 minutes(puts jerzy's burger boy to shame)
Proctor's gamble
rimfud, ri USA - Friday, July 05, 2002 at 12:29:53 (EDT)

Faster Pussycat tour? Willy's been outed as the bassist for Cinderella? Or is it Poison?
Benjamin Ratt <balding@thetemples.com>
zzz, zzz zzz - Friday, July 05, 2002 at 12:25:42 (EDT)

Those who disparage our sisters WILL pay the price!!!
The Lesbian Front
Carpetmunch, IN USA - Friday, July 05, 2002 at 12:15:04 (EDT)

Thursday is kinda like Til Tuesday with a couple of days added and without the lesbian front. Does that clarify matters?
Weekly Reader
dazed, USA - Friday, July 05, 2002 at 12:08:03 (EDT)

Where's the Ole Lady today? Fertilizing some azaleas? Off to a Tai-Bo class? Enquiring lurkers want to know...
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, July 05, 2002 at 12:04:00 (EDT)

Can ANYONE explain the band Thursday to me. Every now and then a group comes along and makes me want to burn all my records, stereo, guitars.... ears. FUCK! WHAT THE FUCK.
Alan Bino
Pink Ear, USA - Friday, July 05, 2002 at 11:58:40 (EDT)

I've got 5.217 hours to go......
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Friday, July 05, 2002 at 11:44:41 (EDT)

Watching willy beat off in public is not high on my lists of priorities, so Alan will have to drag his pink ass to the next Sizzle fest to try shoving the gamble man.... I suppose if he's really impatient he can catch up with me at one of the local beaver shacks....(jerzy, I couldn't resist dropping that last comment)
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Friday, July 05, 2002 at 11:39:16 (EDT)

i got 2.5 hours to go.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, July 05, 2002 at 11:30:26 (EDT)

Man that clock is just staring at me today! If it's moving at all I have been unable to detect it.... note: must devise system to disable clocks at w**k....
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, July 05, 2002 at 11:29:32 (EDT)

I thought I saw the Proctor in attendence at the Faster P-cats "show" and turned pink with embarassment after pushing him and he was not ye.
Alan Bino
Pink Eye, USA - Friday, July 05, 2002 at 11:24:12 (EDT)

We can't help it if WE ARE the superior finger and a half. If a certain finger and a half would pull their weight around here MAYBE they wouldn't be so neglected!
the other finger and a half
USA - Friday, July 05, 2002 at 10:54:32 (EDT)

well, willy, you let me know if you need me to do anything with your orifaces....er...um...well, you know.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, July 05, 2002 at 10:52:45 (EDT)

Willy ALWAYS favors the other finger and a half. It's been months since he clipped us, and we're ALWAYs the one who have to pick at his disgusting orifices. We DEMAND a recount!
a finger and a half
palm springs, USA - Friday, July 05, 2002 at 10:51:19 (EDT)

jerzy, the ranks are pretty thin here too, but w**k is air conditioned, home ain't... It might border on depressing to be here but I am chillin... Willy's other band? three fingers, two bands? that's only a finger and a half per band...
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Friday, July 05, 2002 at 10:40:55 (EDT)

FUCK! i MISSED IT?!!? DAMMIT!!!!!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, July 05, 2002 at 10:21:36 (EDT)

SOMEBODY on this log went to see Willy's OTHER band open for Faster Pussycat last night. Oh yes they did...
Somebody who knows
USA - Friday, July 05, 2002 at 10:06:42 (EDT)

I fear today's lurk will be lonely as well.
The Lonely Lurker
alonetown, USA - Friday, July 05, 2002 at 10:05:37 (EDT)

i'm here to answer the phones. no one else is here. no one has called. this is brutal. i'm sad.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, July 05, 2002 at 09:56:58 (EDT)

Mornin jerzy, I did the motionless in front of the fan bit yesterday til about 4. I gave up on that and applied liberal amounts of beer until last call...I intend on using the same technique as soon as I escape from the vault this afternoon... at least it's a payday, I hate the getting paid every two weeks crap...
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Friday, July 05, 2002 at 09:42:03 (EDT)

I was driven to a murderous rage after hearing that crap Benny Sizzler tune and tune and tune only to still be not in tune. Somebody kill me! Wait, I'll kill somebody else
The PERP
Fall River, MA USA - Friday, July 05, 2002 at 09:39:52 (EDT)

how very Spinal Tap of you proctor. willy would never spontaneously combust...would you willy?!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, July 05, 2002 at 09:04:46 (EDT)

i sat very still all day yesterday. practiced shallow breathing. much better today.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, July 05, 2002 at 09:03:49 (EDT)

I saw on the news this morning that someone got whacked (one to the back of the head) at an M-town gas station. It comes from a semi-irresponsible source that the perpetrator had been driven to the murderous act by the sounds of a certain band practicing in the basement next door. Right before the crime was commited, the suspect (still at large)was heard mumbling something about culottes and shit starters. Another witness said he heard him say , quote "How fucking long does it take to tune a fucking guitar? Three hours? I don't think so!".... I recommend staying very quiet in the basement until they apprehend the critic.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, July 05, 2002 at 09:03:34 (EDT)

I started to spontaneously combust yesterday, but I was sweating so profusely the flames were immediately snuffed... The smell of sweat combined with that slightly singed scent is not what I would recommend as an attractive cologne choice....
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, July 05, 2002 at 08:48:09 (EDT)

it was 95 at 10AM this morning. it's 101 now. fucking brutal.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, July 04, 2002 at 18:48:59 (EDT)

One question. How much hotter DOES it get? Okay, another question, how hot is it down in jc Jerzy Grrl?
City Dweller
Franklin, MA USA - Thursday, July 04, 2002 at 18:35:42 (EDT)

well, the temperature sure is HOT...that's for sure!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, July 04, 2002 at 17:42:52 (EDT)

I think commies are HOT!!!!!
Somebody
unnamed, unamed ? - Thursday, July 04, 2002 at 14:36:43 (EDT)

well, I'M no communist, but i've been to a former communist nation! more than one, in fact!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, July 04, 2002 at 10:54:02 (EDT)

Hey what are you a communist or something?
Patriotic Peter
USA, USA USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 23:34:50 (EDT)

Happy 4th of July all ye in Benny Land! We finally broke free from those oppressive Brits. Now we can get to killin' those injuns like the FREE christians we are!
Bobby Revere
Boston, MA USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 20:56:49 (EDT)

My dad is so NOT getting reamed at the ACI. OHMYGOD you guys.
Nicole Cianci
USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 18:23:49 (EDT)

the fox point fireworks start.... after dark. they're looking for volunteer fuse-testers from EP.
rico cianci <reamed@theaci.com>
for sale, buy now - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 17:18:47 (EDT)

the gamble man is out..... see ya in hell boyz.........
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 17:00:02 (EDT)

for god's sake proctor, look at a newspaper! jezus!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 16:58:56 (EDT)

I don't want to leave ya hanging over the 4th so I'll give it up... the quote is Winston Churchill and he's refering to Russia...... I'm boogying soon ... nobody out there gonna tell the gamble when the fireworks are hitting the fan?
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 16:55:09 (EDT)

bye willy baby!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 16:42:22 (EDT)

Later finger boy!
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 16:41:20 (EDT)

A hint for todays quiz- think WWII
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 16:39:23 (EDT)

I've been asked by Mr. Willy to bid lurkers a fond fond adieu...go forth yon patriots and propogate widely...then lurk on
a trusted agent
USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 16:38:19 (EDT)

Beware talking sausages!Remember Pooh's friend or should I say drinking buddys... every bar has em... Eeyore, always miserable.. Owl, the cliff claven of the story...
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 16:35:40 (EDT)

snausages
a hungry dog w/ shaven in pantaloons
USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 16:33:46 (EDT)

wait. did i just miss something...did i just get an offer from a sausage?!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 16:30:59 (EDT)

sorry riddler, it's not from a movie...
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 16:30:57 (EDT)

you'll hear from my GODDAMNED lawyers Mr. Proctor Gamble...now where'd that bottle git to...
AAMilne
USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 16:30:15 (EDT)

Oh Yeah! I never spilled yesterday's beans... The A.A. was used by Milne to signify Alchoholics Anonymous. The original Winnie the Pooh stories were about his battle with the bottle... remember how Winnie was always trying to get the honey, and how it always got him in trouble? that's Milne chasing the bottle (Heffalumps and woozels were his DT hallucinations)
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 16:29:03 (EDT)

THROW ME ON THE GRIDDLE!
home spun snausages
USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 16:28:24 (EDT)

2001 A Space Odyssey
the Riddler
USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 16:24:31 (EDT)

and the quote has nothing to do with the lurk...
Proctor's gamble
USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 16:21:35 (EDT)

Proctor, trust me. Any BBQ that would have ME you don't wanna be invited to. Now Jerzy on the other hand....
Sausage
USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 16:17:58 (EDT)

Quiz Time- We have a quote today... "It is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma." ... who said it and what is he refering to...
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 16:15:39 (EDT)

all hot dogs must be unplugged with batteries removed...apply blindfolds thusly...and cattle prod thusly...
Gil Mitt the Grill Pit
USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 16:10:15 (EDT)

no kidding proctor. it's UGLY. i'm laying on the tile floor in the bathroom...
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 16:09:54 (EDT)

jerzy, out of the frying pan into the fire for you.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 16:02:52 (EDT)

i am writing from home, however....
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 15:58:56 (EDT)

i couldn't leave the lurk...i'm back folks. it's fucking hot down here...can hardly breathe...heat index is at 110.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 15:57:32 (EDT)

the Mayflower II is in dock and they're doing fireworks tonight... I just don't know the start time..... anybody?
Pilgrim's Progress
USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 15:55:05 (EDT)

The problem with having a cookout and inviting people over is that then people know where you live. Unless they are driven there blindfolded. But what about pocket GPS systems disguised as hotdogs...?
Cookout Invitee
USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 15:45:15 (EDT)

Willy, do you believe how DUM Proctor is? I mean he just NOW figured out the URL thingy. GOD he is SO DUM!
Mean Joe
USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 15:41:45 (EDT)

There are fireworks in Prov tonight...?
Someone Who Wants to Know
USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 15:40:25 (EDT)

Why proctor, that is a horrible tale of a chldhood memory gone sour. Why I remember when the girls and I would dance the night away at the Shore Dinner hall. After a big meal of clamcakes you can imagine the explosive energy on that dancefloor!
Beatrice 'Beaver" Chase
Newport, USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 15:39:30 (EDT)

Who be referrin' to my old band the Nation? I wants to know.
Stumpy Tits <stumpy@tits.com>
South County, RI USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 15:35:52 (EDT)

Who the fuck is the wise ass puttin' them REAL URL's up. Must be some fuckin computer nerd or somethin.
Crotchety Larry
Ass Scratch, USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 15:31:28 (EDT)

Anybody know what time the fireworks go off at India Point?
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 15:20:46 (EDT)

Hans across the water, Hans across the sea...
Adolf Von Hasbro <potato@head.gimmick>
USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 15:04:21 (EDT)

DAG LOGENZEES GO SPLISHENZEE SPLASHENZEE!
Hans Viffenbakenzee
USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 14:53:00 (EDT)

that second Willy post was NOT the real Willy's...die HAG DIE!
Willy
USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 14:52:14 (EDT)

Willy is it true Neutral Nation were inspired to cover "Rocky Point" only because the most popular ride involved hollowed out Benny Logs going splish-splash?
Quilvio Throttlecock <foam@themouth.com>
accra, ghana - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 14:50:29 (EDT)

And God gave the word to the Proctor and the Proctor saw that the word was good.
Willy
USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 14:49:04 (EDT)

word to Hag Schroderenzee
Willy
USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 14:42:33 (EDT)

A friend of my sister got stuck on the ol'fish when one of the cars went over the side. She was not very happy when they restarted it to get her off the track (she had to roll over where the other car took the drop). Needless to say, she... uhh, convalesced for a while after that.
Proctor's gamble
rimfud, ri USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 14:38:46 (EDT)

Proctor, if i have to tie your ass up to the wooden tracks of the Flyin' Fish at the ole Crescent park, than I'll do it. So help me God.
Ole Lady Shroeder
Riverside, RI USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 14:31:05 (EDT)

I still spotted you guys without the lurker helper, better thatn you bozos did with it.
Proctor's gamble
USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 14:26:54 (EDT)

Proctor you just NOW figured out the secret code talking in the URL rollover?!!! Dear Fucking God.Boys, somebody take this neophyte outta here!
Jesus H. Christ
USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 14:19:27 (EDT)

'bout time there Proc...
Willy
USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 14:17:42 (EDT)

That stuff looks awful official like!
Proctor's gamble
runforit, ri USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 14:09:20 (EDT)

Sounds like important secret kinda top stuff
Top Secret <Don'tgivemeaway>
USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 14:04:57 (EDT)

top secret stop. question: can you stand the heat of the double indemnity on the day of Fry? stop. directions to pit top secret, apply blindfolds. over.
Gil Mitt the grill pit
USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 13:51:57 (EDT)

consider lurkive request delivered stop. shall execute repeat execute this weekend end. -- Ian Phlegming ps: lawdy it is STUPID hot. have you watered your pet yet?
Ian <casey@thebat.com>
fredericton, moncton not really - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 13:48:56 (EDT)

I have a special 3 fingered keyboard...and a rolling chair...
free3fingeredwilly
USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 13:45:42 (EDT)

jerzy, you must be out soon so enjoy the fireworks....
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 13:42:39 (EDT)

Of course you are Willy. Under the Lurkers With Disabilities Act they can only detain you for three logs (one for each finger). And also under the LWD Act they must provide you with a keyboard that accomodates your three fingered state. I believe there is also a wet hair provision, but you should speak to a professional about the details.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 13:37:17 (EDT)

I'm free!
Willy
USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 13:16:23 (EDT)

you play with your balls frank?! i ask you - is that what jesus would do?!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 12:53:32 (EDT)

FREE MOVIES1 FREE WILLY! FREE POPCORN! FREE BEER!
Let My People GO
giveitaway, USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 12:53:18 (EDT)

My name is Frank. I like to play ball.
Frank
USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 12:49:57 (EDT)

nay, not september 11 related...for years they've had free outdoor screenings during the summer...in several different places throughout the city...on pier 54, pier 25, bryant park, in hoboken...you just gotta live where it's citified, see?!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 12:49:15 (EDT)

MAY THE TOWER OF MICE REPEL YOU! MAY THE TOWER OF MICE REPEL YOU! MAY THE TOWER OF MICE REPEL YOU!...
The Left Irreverant James' Pee Kasey
USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 12:47:41 (EDT)

The lurk is a protein stain
Larry
USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 12:44:56 (EDT)

The Jerk is one funny ass movie. Now why don't we down here in Tennesee get movies and free popcorn on piers. Must be a Sept 11 thing.
Movie Lover
USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 12:43:54 (EDT)

I ASK YOU, WHAT WOULD JESUS DO?!!? boy...i think i just came full circle.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 12:40:24 (EDT)

MAY THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPEL YOU! MAY THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPEL YOU! MAY THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPEL YOU! (etc.)
RR JP Casey
USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 12:39:37 (EDT)

there is a free screening of "the jerk" tonight at pier 54 here in manhattan. free popcorn too. anyone care to join me? NOT you proctor.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 12:39:16 (EDT)

The Jerk is PAWN OF SATIN
The Left Irreverant James' Pee Kasey
USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 12:32:58 (EDT)

THIS LURK IS SPAWN OF SATAN!
the Right Reverend James P. Casey
USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 12:29:02 (EDT)

being as I'm often mistaken for FATHER Proctor I can appreciate your distaste at being misnomered.... Tech on!
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 12:27:13 (EDT)

Yes Benny, there is a possible lurk/story/secret-lurk lurky type thingy I'm thunking on
One of the Unknown
USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 12:24:39 (EDT)

Evberybody knows Girls cain't play bass. And i'm serious.
Man Heman
USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 12:23:09 (EDT)

Proctor, what makes you think I am Benny. I am the TECHNICAL CAPTAIN for the band. I am NOT a band member or relative.
BSTC
USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 12:22:27 (EDT)

The server has determined that the Benny Sizzler Log is a waste of our hard drive space and we are cancelling your service unless the quality picks up. Thank you.
TimeHost
USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 12:21:19 (EDT)

Benny, maybe you should try typing without the boxing gloves... just a suggestion...
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 12:20:09 (EDT)

And another unnamed Lurker has a great idea for a literary thingy...am i right...?
BSTC
USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 12:19:12 (EDT)

Ahem, anyway, this lurker also suggested a hard bound copy of the lurk to read in the bathroom...
BSTC
USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 12:18:37 (EDT)

Willy, stick around.. Your too good a kicking post to give up, but if log mustard needs a can of Whoop-Ass I'll kick him to the curb too.
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 12:18:09 (EDT)

SPALLCHECK!
BSTC
USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 12:17:53 (EDT)

A certain unnamed lurker was kind enough to "Lurkive" a bunch of our earlier posts in HTML. I am hoping to have him do up until today's earth-shattereing posts so that Thge good Captain can PINCH this thing...talks about worthless KB's...
The Benny Sizzler Technical Captain
The Basement, USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 12:17:26 (EDT)

Did someone call me?
Toady
The swamp, Your Ass USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 12:15:01 (EDT)

I BEEN BANNED!
Willy
USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 12:11:02 (EDT)

The log master is a toady... probably lurks for those SSS schmucks. I say, CROAK HIM!
Frog Masher
Willymarsh, Fla USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 12:05:36 (EDT)

I say, CUT THE MUSTARD! Off with his head!
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 12:01:31 (EDT)

Log Master, for crimes against the lurk you are sentenced to write "WHAT ARE YOU FUCKIN HIGH?" over and over until such time as two of your digits fall off....Court Adjourned!
Bog Mister
Willywood, Fla USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 11:59:43 (EDT)

you two are NEXT!
That's Log MASTER
USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 11:59:32 (EDT)

proctor will stand on your hair while i kick you log mistake, or whatever your name is....
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 11:52:19 (EDT)

Hey Log Mustard or whatever your name is ..PISS OFF! The lurk is preserve set aside exactly for the so-called "wasting" of KB... so byte me!
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 11:48:16 (EDT)

you CAN'T ban willy!!! i WON'T have it!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 11:44:21 (EDT)

Willy, it's probably from carrying the lop-sided weight of your prodigious digits... I recommend stepping on the other foot.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 11:44:18 (EDT)

Willy, I hereby banish you from the lurk for three posts on account of that entry being one of the most blatant wastes of KB's on the internet.
The Log Master
Hollywaood, FLA USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 11:42:22 (EDT)

i think grrrl bassists are cool.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 11:40:55 (EDT)

I just read Till We Have Faces by C.S. Lewis, which is a retelling of the Psyche Myth from her sister's perspective. It's an interesting read....
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 11:40:43 (EDT)

my FOOT hurts
Willy
USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 11:37:27 (EDT)

you should read them proctor - they're great. wicked is the story of the wizard of oz from the wicked witch's perspective....stepsister is cinderella from the stepsister's persepctive...and lost is about ebenezer scrooge from a relative's persepctive....
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 11:29:10 (EDT)

Manchester United, now THEY have a following.... of gloriously toothless hooligans... uh, I mean fans...
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 11:21:31 (EDT)

Footie, being a Spurs fan is one of the few pursuits more pointless than my trivia... insult away....
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 11:14:40 (EDT)

sorry about the sports reference, oh literarily inclined lurkers, but i KNOW there's a Tottingham hotspurs fan lurking in today's log. He ain't gonna be able to hide for long. Excuse the one on one for but a moment...
Footie fan
USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 11:11:36 (EDT)

Winnie the Pooh, not the Wizard on the A.A. Milne question. Yes, they were his initials but why did he use A.A. rather than Alan A. or A. Alexander......
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 11:10:58 (EDT)

SPURS SUCK! Take that you brit lovin' bastard!
Footie Fan
USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 11:09:38 (EDT)

I didn't read em but I love the titles... The Oz origin is in a library's children's room, Baum used to get corraled by the local kids for stories all the time. One day he didn't have a story ready so he made one up on the spot about a wizard. When he was trying to think of a name for the wizard he looked around the room and there on the two drawers of the card catalogue were A-N and O-Z... and thus OZ was born...
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 11:08:11 (EDT)

OZ, initials of the wizard...AA...Alan Alexander...
Willy
USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 11:04:37 (EDT)

did anyone read "wicked: the life and times of the wicked witch of the west" by gregory macguire? i enjoyed it. i've enjoyed all of macguire's books... "confessions of an ugly stepsister" and "lost"...
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 10:56:49 (EDT)

err.. why did he use A.A. etc.....
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 10:52:30 (EDT)

Two questions, where did L Frank Baum get the name OZ, for the Wizard of Oz? And what did A.A. milne use his initials A.A. in his name?
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 10:50:32 (EDT)

it's vicious in here...uh, what's the triv. of the yesterday?
Willy
USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 10:40:02 (EDT)

i'm super duper rubber proctor, and you're super duper glue. whatever nasty things you say, bounces off me and sticks to you. so there!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 10:39:51 (EDT)

jerzy, you're like day old gagger meat sauce!
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 10:37:45 (EDT)

willy, i'd love to drink deeply of your vitamin W...oh yes...i would!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 10:37:00 (EDT)

nobody bit on my trivia questions yesterday, so they're still lurking for answers...
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 10:36:27 (EDT)

proctor, you're like a shot of ipecac syrup....
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 10:35:44 (EDT)

words to ye...drink deeply of the VW...whatever that means...what be the debate of the moment?
Willy
USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 10:32:45 (EDT)

Welcome aboard Willy... there ya go jerzy, a shot of vitamin W
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 10:31:23 (EDT)

WILLY!!!!! you're like a shot of B12 in the arm!!!! YAY!!!!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 10:20:49 (EDT)

greetings creatures of the lurk...i.e., JG and PG, the two most prodigious of yon log
Willy
USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 10:15:34 (EDT)

tell them you gotta go see a man about a medicated salve...
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 10:12:33 (EDT)

Not only am I w**king a full day today, but I've got class tonight. We're reviewing for a mid-term so I don't want to bag the class entirely, but I am trying to think of a good excuse to boogy early so I can catch some fireworks. Any suggestions?
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 10:09:55 (EDT)

little intaglio for the imbroglio.....finest cocks in history. now please go give your dog or cat some water.
Artie Spur <eat@joes.com>
hot, humid USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 10:09:50 (EDT)

mules: http://www.lovelongears.com/about_mules.html
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 09:55:28 (EDT)

Are they passing around those pictures of me again? It was a mule not a donkey and he still sends me flowers once a year... you're out at 2, now THAT hurts...
Proctor's gamble
rumfid , ri USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 09:52:25 (EDT)

We lost another great bassist yesterday, Ray Brown was one of the original Be-Boppers, I used to feature him a lot on my jazz show. Everybody seemed to like w**king with him so there is a busload of music out there with Ray playing with all the greats..... Entwistle and Brown must be having a hell of a jam session right about..
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 09:47:07 (EDT)

okay...here goes.... you suck proctor. you suck donkey dicks. badly. ...how's that for mean?!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 09:46:33 (EDT)

i'm out at 2 today...and friday. joy.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 09:38:34 (EDT)

jerzy, are you talking about being mean to me? I can't imagine pushing you to such a dire reaction. Then again we must do what is best for the lurk, dedicated loggers that we are... watch your back at w**k today, the market is likely to be showing some fangs.........
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 09:26:27 (EDT)

spallcheck- gonna
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 08:58:38 (EDT)

It's some sticky nasty shit out there in the meat world. I'm goona stay here in the nice cool dank lurk...
Proctor's gamble
fried, ri USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 08:57:00 (EDT)

er...would you rather i be mean and nasty about it...? i would, you know. all in the name of entertaining the lurk, of course. OF COURSE.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 08:39:44 (EDT)

Eat Me Johnny
Johnny Rotten's Cinabuns
Safeway, CA USA - Wednesday, July 03, 2002 at 00:12:43 (EDT)

Johnny Rotten was here.
Johnny Rotten
Malibu, CA USA - Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 21:43:18 (EDT)

Johhny Rotten Rots
Little Timmy
USA - Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 18:32:59 (EDT)

meaning I'm cracked and you pointed it out rather gently. Well I'm slipping out the side door of the asylum... see ya in hell boyz (and grrls)..........
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 17:00:54 (EDT)

define what you mean about my understatements cracking you up please...my brain is like tapioca right now.
jerzy grrrl
jc, USA - Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 16:54:15 (EDT)

ME? you think it might be something about my viewing the world at a slight tilt? OK, it's more than a SLIGHT tilt.... MEDIC!!!... jerzy, ya crack me up with your understatements...
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 16:49:13 (EDT)

MEDIC! Can I get something to narcotize me? I keep seeing this endless log in front of me.... and Doc, it's poopy brown and pee yellow... I'm not kidding Doc, ya gotta help me! there's haddock, and three fingered things, there's culottes and white castle burgers and talking dildos... and worst of all Doc there's something they call... SPALLCHECK! I don't know what it is, but it scares the shit outa me Doc! Just give me a fistful of them red things........
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 16:44:51 (EDT)

maybe it's your little "it ain't the..." stuff that's scaring everyone away, proctor? me, well that's sort of it but i've also been swamped down here....
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 16:40:18 (EDT)

Talk about lurking on thin lice... then again it's kinda a zen thing... the lurk is like a big meditative belly button of nothingness...(it must be time for my medication)
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 16:27:16 (EDT)

It ain't the greed it's the veracity
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 16:21:11 (EDT)

BONUS QUESTION- A.A. Milne wrote the Winnie the Pooh books. The A.A. stood for his first and middle name, but there was another reason behind his use of A.A. at the beginning of his name. Hell, I'm feeling generous so I'll give you a clue... If you know what a pooh is you might guess the answer...
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 15:54:03 (EDT)

I AM THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ!!!... OK, had to get it off my chest. Having the lurk damn near to myself made me think of the Wizard of OZ up there in his castle with all that fire and smoke special effects and no one around to spring it on.... OK BOYZ AND GRRLS- QUIZ TIME!!! L Frank Baum wrote the Wizard of Oz, but where did he get the name OZ from?....
Proctor's gamble
emerald city , OZ - Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 15:48:30 (EDT)

It ain't the grief it's the capacity
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 15:21:02 (EDT)

It ain't the priest it's the rapacity
Proctor's gamble
rimfuk, ri USA - Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 15:19:20 (EDT)

nah, these people are too vapid to jump.....
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 15:10:38 (EDT)

jerzy, ya got any jumpers there?... the market played pretty rough today. I still say play the downside on any large caps that haven't fessed up on the books... even if they're clean nobody is gonna take more than a nibble til this shit settles....
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 15:07:57 (EDT)

the punk ass bitches i work with proc...heh....a neverending parade of work today...dammit!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 15:04:13 (EDT)

jerzy, I thought he kissed you not kicked you.... the lurk seems to have resumed a nice poopy glow to it... the little flying benny isn't groaning and getting red in the face anymore when I try to post.... It appears once again the lurk has triumphed over the terrorists (once again, no thanks to the SSS slackers)......
Proctor's gamble
slammininthepit, ri USA - Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 14:58:02 (EDT)

Ahhh, that last log passed fairly smoothly actually, maybe the terrorists haven't got a firm grip on the lurk after all. The yahoo connection ain't been so swift today neither. Couldst be the problem lies in the lineage twixt here and there, and not solely on the lurk... hmmmmm......TECH!... Is the techie asleep in the boiler room again?
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 14:48:35 (EDT)

i'm feeling like i got kicked in the face by a punk today...anarchy rules today kids!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 14:45:26 (EDT)

The lurk has entered a state that reminds me of those dream sequences in bad made for TV movies. Everything is ....slow.... and....stretched....out....and........the...........voices ..........sound........... funny.............and................stretched out..........................too...............
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 14:42:41 (EDT)

Willy, three fingers of agreement on that one. The lurk is in a swampy miasma... and that ain't good!
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 14:34:27 (EDT)

the lurk is slogging along at a most loathesome pace.
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 14:31:30 (EDT)

hey what gives???
just a fuckin' guy
USA - Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 14:29:13 (EDT)

punk rock may not be dead but this log is
Willy
USA - Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 14:28:27 (EDT)

Thankin'ya Daniel for keepin the fecundus amongst us. It's good to know I'm not the only one who clings to the ancient custom of having a vocabulary.
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 14:00:07 (EDT)

news flash- The evil one known commonly as Michael Jackson aka Latoya has spread his demonic shadow further across the musical landscape. Over the past few years the evil one has gained control of some of our most beloved music. The music of The Beatles, Miles Davis, and Bob Dylan had already fallen before the dark forces and now our despair must deepen... The evil one has devoured Acuff-Rose Music which includes the catalogues of Hank Williams, Roy Orbison, and The Everly Brothers to name a few.... There will certainly be a tear in my beer for my dear tonight......
Proctor's gamble
rimfuk, ri USA - Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 13:56:56 (EDT)

Main Entry: fe·cund Pronunciation: 'fe-k&nd, 'fE- Function: adjective Etymology: Middle English, from Middle French fecond, from Latin fecundus -- more at FEMININE Date: 15th century 1 : fruitful in offspring or vegetation : PROLIFIC 2 : intellectually productive or inventive to a marked degree synonym see FERTILE - fe·cun·di·ty /fi-'k&n-d&-tE, fe-/ noun
D. Webster
USA - Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 13:53:10 (EDT)

It ain't the peat it's the fecundity
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 13:38:40 (EDT)

nascar, now there's a tough job description... drive fast, turn left
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 12:52:46 (EDT)

This shit for a log ain't workin' like the well-oiled machine of days of yore. When the hell is the technical squad gonna pinch this dang thing?
Loggy Saugy
State Line, One foot over the Border RI - Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 12:49:56 (EDT)

Don't y'all forget about me, I'm the BELOVED intimidator!
Dale Ernhardt
Dead, Very Dead Dead - Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 12:47:34 (EDT)

If it don't fit, "Fossett"
Slim
Rochester, NY USA - Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 12:46:12 (EDT)

jerzy, in answer to the "what the fuck is turkey in the straw?"...http://www.contemplator.com/america/turkeyis.html ... Willy, rap acts usually don't bother to have a drummer. On the other hand if your looking for a gig that won't make you w**k up a sweat.... I kinda think jerzy likes ya sweating it up some.. (yuh know, pre-moistened and all that)
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 12:38:56 (EDT)

I'm starting a new rap band.
Willy and the Big Phat Heavies
USA - Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 12:17:31 (EDT)

I could have done that round the world trip if these disgusting little teenage boys didn't have me tacked to the wall so they can spew all over my glossy finish.
Farah Fawcett Poster
Chuck's Angels, USA - Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 12:03:15 (EDT)

er...yeah...I'm loggy...
the log
USA - Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 11:43:02 (EDT)

Is it my end, or is the log getting loggy?
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 11:42:26 (EDT)

I could of done that round the world trip if I wasn't so tied down. Those rich guys get all the glamour, but does anyone take the time to appreciate plumbing? Damn right they don't! But if the hot water runs out who hears it? Or if some washer leaves me dripping WHO gets the rap!!?... DAMN RIGHT!!!
faucet
kitchen sink, USA - Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 11:35:52 (EDT)

I could of done that round the world trip if I wasn't so tied down. These rich guys get all the glamour, but does anybody take the time to appreciate plumbing!!? Damn right they don't! And I'm the one who gets cursed when the hot water runs out. Or if some lousy washer leaves me dripping, WHO gets the rap?... DAMN RIGHT!
faucet
the kitchen sink, USA - Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 11:28:53 (EDT)

I made it!
Fossett
USA - Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 11:11:51 (EDT)

news flash- Fossett made it, he completed the solo-round-the-world-in-a-ballon-bit. The things you can do with a few million to spare....
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 11:03:27 (EDT)

oops.. insert a "know" betwixt didn't and whether
Proctor's gamble
rimfud, ri USA - Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 10:58:46 (EDT)

and the all time classic- BASS-O-MATIC... when they dropped a real fish in the blender and some of it ending up spewing out the top... I didn't whether I should laugh or throw up... now that's good TV!
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 10:56:29 (EDT)

how 'bout that mockumercial for the clear gravy? ugh!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 10:49:44 (EDT)

It ain't the freak it's the mendacity
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 10:47:06 (EDT)

well we know what danny will be doing with the rest of his day.... all I can think of is that saturday night live bit about Colon Blow Cereal.....
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 10:06:34 (EDT)

It ain't the tits it's the teets.
Frankie G.
USA - Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 10:04:50 (EDT)

Ahhh jerzy, I fear the lurk will be thin today. The lurkers who live a life of leisure are probably wandering the beaches and air conditioned hovels.....I had simple fair this morning, an english muffin with strawberry cream cheese....
Proctor's gamble
rimfid, ri USA - Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 10:03:53 (EDT)

I had a big bowl of bran with diced prunes on top, coffee and a cigarette
Danny the Dildo
Walpole, MA USA - Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 10:03:36 (EDT)

breakfast IS the most important meal of the day, you know. okay - everybody! sound off! what did you have for breakfast?!!? i had fresh watermelon and a nectarine.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 09:55:58 (EDT)

what do you eat for breakfast proctor?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 09:45:38 (EDT)

You know what happens when you let me lurk alone.... I'm getting the urge to sing... or maybe I'll start another arcane quiz session........ It's like Smoky said, only you can prevent the gamble man from torching the lurk... the log you save may be your own..........
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 09:42:42 (EDT)

It ain't the lurk it's the insanity
Proctor's gamble
rimfud, ri USA - Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 09:37:26 (EDT)

It ain't the teat it's the temerity
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 09:36:14 (EDT)

It ain't the beach it's the salinity
Proctor's gamble
rimfid, ri USA - Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 09:17:31 (EDT)

It ain't the leech it's the lucidity
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 09:12:17 (EDT)

It ain't the beets it's the proclivity
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 09:10:25 (EDT)

good mornin all, just mulling over things to mutter other than the usual sticky day tripe. Feel free to join in anytime.... you might save me from another turkey in the straw episode....
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 09:08:44 (EDT)

It ain't the heap it's the banality
Proctor's gamble
rimfid, ri USA - Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 09:04:48 (EDT)

It ain't the meat it's the profanity
Proctor's gamble
rimfud, ri USA - Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 09:01:10 (EDT)

It ain't the heat it's the humanity
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 08:59:23 (EDT)

i got things i'd like the band to sign too...especially a certain three fingered member...
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 06:32:11 (EDT)

Umm.. I got one of those bitchin' setlists from the Providence show and I was wondering if I could get the band to sign it.
Danny the Dildo
Cumberland, RI USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 23:40:26 (EDT)

Hey Major Mockstar, who the fuck are you? I'm the only rock star on this website. Fuck you AND the Benny Sizzler and their Feng SHIT bullshit. I can REALLY MOVE!
Roger Rockstar <sequins@jeans.com>
Boston, MA USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 22:55:01 (EDT)

hey MJG - is that production on ice perchance?! i'm sorry i let you down. poor-a poor-a pussycat!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 21:07:30 (EDT)

Sure, I come back from my meat world duties to find all my fans.. er...friends have left the w**place for the day and now I have no one to talk to. Some committed lot you all are. Fine. Fuck you all. I've already signed on with the touring version of "Saugy Don't Dance Across State Lines"
Mean Joe
Hurt, Angry Embarrassed - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 18:47:47 (EDT)

Did someone say glowing personality? Why I glow brighter than a luminol read off a gary Condit carpet.
Travis
USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 18:42:09 (EDT)

Don't think I didn't just go to google and type in 'hi-colonic'
Don from Adams
USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 17:06:21 (EDT)

Are you as high as a Hi-Colonic perhaps?
Don FromOscopy
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 17:03:43 (EDT)

The Sizzle show was amazing until half-way through when I threw up in an ashtray and bashed my head on the corner of the bar as I passed out.
Don from L'Olnyville
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 17:00:52 (EDT)

I'm out... see ya in hell boyz.... Lurking in the raw , lurking in the rain, lurking......
Proctor's gamble
rimfud, ri USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 17:00:49 (EDT)

well Don it just so fucking happens that's I'm very fucking high right now
Willy
USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 16:59:05 (EDT)

countdown time....
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 16:59:04 (EDT)

Was it ever in question that the Sizzler was a Mean Joe Greenwood production?
Don from Johnston
- Monday, July 01, 2002 at 16:57:23 (EDT)

fuck off whoever wrote that
Ned Beatty
USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 16:56:26 (EDT)

Is that another one of your fallic references?
Straw Turkey <mailto:giving%20the%20sides%20hell%20@%20turkey%20in%20the%20straw.com>
USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 16:55:42 (EDT)

Turkey in the Straw is a classic american tune and I believe PIL covered it on their last tour.....
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 16:55:33 (EDT)

lurk, I bid you adieu...or a dew as the case may be
Willy
USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 16:55:03 (EDT)

Willy you got a purdy mouth, can you squeal like a pig?
Deliverance
SoooWeee, USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 16:53:59 (EDT)

what the fuck is turkey in the straw proctor?!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 16:51:59 (EDT)

(sing to the tune of turkey in the straw)... Lurking in the raw, lurking in the rain, lurking in the raw, lurking in my brain. Well the log keeps lurking through my brain and we all know tomorrow we'll be lurking once again.....
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 16:50:39 (EDT)

we're so purdy...
Willy's words
USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 16:48:48 (EDT)

not now that you're back showing your purdy words, willy!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 16:45:15 (EDT)

has the Lurk Lost its Luster?
Willy
USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 16:44:31 (EDT)

Let's go trawling
Gill Not
fision, USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 16:27:18 (EDT)

I'm crude and crusty.
Scabbles
USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 16:21:03 (EDT)

I'm cute and cuddly!
Snuggles
USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 16:01:03 (EDT)

I'm cute and cuddly!
Snuggles
USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 16:00:59 (EDT)

that's right...squirming...
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 15:57:47 (EDT)

I know I'm encourageable, but I'd prefer if they were left in the audience with me....
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 15:56:54 (EDT)

so maybe future benny shows could include strippers on stage sort of like old butthole surfer stuff...vive la strippers! ole!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 15:51:52 (EDT)

jerzy, I forgot to tell ya... By my count, there were 4 current strippers and at least 5 former strippers at the benny bash, including the loved one of one of our very own sizzlers.... Benny Sizzler and naked woman.. just goes together like nutella on nipples....
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 15:49:57 (EDT)

I'm so fucking high.
Willy
USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 15:45:04 (EDT)

The code word for today is spallcheck. Shit!... Who spilled the code word early?
Deep Boat
onthedocks, USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 15:37:21 (EDT)

i thought she was telling me how you pronounced it - spelling it phonetically...guess the lurk really just needs a spellcheck....
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 15:34:27 (EDT)

Spallcheck?....
Proctor's gamble
rimfud, ri USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 15:32:50 (EDT)

Luminol? That kiddy stuff, they were just about to put the One-up on the superfund list when the little W. cut the funding this week. If you don't believe me shut the lights off and check out your glowing personality....
Proctor's gamble
rimfud, ri USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 15:30:45 (EDT)

godspeed mean joe, godspeed!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 15:30:29 (EDT)

Fans, er I mean FRIENDS, Mean Joe really does have to leave the lurk for the moment . I have a "prior engagment" that i must attend. I have so many things to share with you all and i'm tripping over myself trying to type so fast, but alas, i have to save them for later. please don't let the high from the amazing show dissapate until i can get back on here. Please keep the scene alive!
Mean Joe
USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 15:29:48 (EDT)

heh. that IS funny...however it's probably good that you didn't kiss him...don't want to end up with some weird flesh eating bacterial infection or something....
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 15:27:38 (EDT)

He yelled 'Spellcheck" is what he yelled. I don't know what this "spalcheck" is...SEE? we need a fuckin' SPELLCHECK!
Mean Joe
USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 15:26:47 (EDT)

you be the boss. i make you what you want. no problem! i'm a great dogsitter too...
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 15:25:40 (EDT)

Jerzy, I will share a particulary funny, if "lurk-centric" moment from the "show". When Mean Joe had trouble saying the word 'mercifully" (as in "the set is mercifully" almost over" Proctor yelled out 'SPALLCHECK!" I coulda kissed him right where the crotch would NORMALLY be on those culottes of his.
Mean Joe
USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 15:25:33 (EDT)

Joe watch out for them managers, they're as slippery as the SSS boyz, but they're not half as stupid. (I seem to remember some boneheaded maneuvers by a manager a ways back on the log. You didn't sign anything with that shyster did you?)
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 15:25:23 (EDT)

I'm accustomed to gummy worm salads and circus peanut canapes. That something you can do?
Mean Joe
USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 15:22:43 (EDT)

Listen Proc, I had Hymer's personally luminol that entire stage area. The only thing that showed up was some human sweat that I imagined to be coming from under Willy's wig.
Mean Joe
USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 15:21:35 (EDT)

i'd move proctor...but i'd have to get a restraining order for you first...
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 15:20:29 (EDT)

jerzy what are you gonna do, mail her meals to her? You spent your time at the "Blue Note" blue nosing while us rockers were getting exposed to anthrax and god knows what at the Sizzler show...
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 15:16:54 (EDT)

whew! i always knew you were the heart of the operation mean joe g! you're my second favorite benny! do you need a private chef?!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 15:12:56 (EDT)

BUT, if Willy thinks he gets any billing he's fucking high.
Mean Joe
USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 15:12:17 (EDT)

Oh no, willy comes with. It's the other two deadbeats that I'm cutting loose.
Mean Joe
USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 15:11:19 (EDT)

Hymers re-negged. He said something like "those teeth raking his vein" or something like that.
Mean Joe
USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 15:10:31 (EDT)

mean joe, you won't leave willy behind, will ye?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 15:10:21 (EDT)

I have but a moment to devote to all my fans. I'm working up a solo contract with my manager at the moment.
Mean Joe
USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 15:08:51 (EDT)

Mean Joe, did you get the taste out of your mouth yet?
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 15:08:08 (EDT)

I am no longer the word
Johannesburg
Gil Scott-Heronburg, I prison USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 15:06:27 (EDT)

That's right. it's time a real man LOGGED on...
Mean Joe Greenwood
Upstate, USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 15:04:47 (EDT)

I am no longer the haddocke word
Cod
inthedrink, bythedock - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 15:03:25 (EDT)

I am no longer the code word.
Haddock
inthedrink, bythedock - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 14:47:12 (EDT)

Along with our flight training, this month we are offering an exploding baby at no extra charge. Call now operators are standing by....
Yasar Halfafart
inexile, USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 14:44:04 (EDT)

thought I smelled a highly trained semi-capable airline pilot on the lurk...
same observer
USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 14:37:13 (EDT)

Do you need to land? If not, I can recommend several reasonable flight
Yasar Halfafart
inexile, - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 14:32:35 (EDT)

uh...anyone need a set list?
a certain TOADY
USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 14:27:10 (EDT)

I been defrocked
Fr. Proctor
Vatican't, Italia - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 14:26:12 (EDT)

anyone on the log know how to fly a plane...for a living?
an interested party
USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 14:25:42 (EDT)

I been streched out
Caroline's panties
USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 14:23:19 (EDT)

I been cropped!
Bob's Bush
USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 14:19:46 (EDT)

I been lopped!
Bobby hymer's balls
USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 14:17:39 (EDT)

I been dropped!
Bob Hymers' undershorts
USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 14:06:18 (EDT)

As long as you don't tell where you got them I have several bargain shares of stock I'd love to unload... I mean sell to you....
Martha Stewart
betterhomes, USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 13:19:47 (EDT)

Opportunity knocks! worldcom is available for 6 cents a share boyz and grrls. Buy your souvenir shares quickly before they are taken off the market completely. Just think of the nostalgia value.......
Proctor's gamble
rimfid, ri USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 13:15:26 (EDT)

Those Sizzle boys were just marvelous, but I wish they'd wear more spandex. The polkas were so powerful that I almost bit a nail and the feng shui portion of the gig was very tasteful... always remember to sashay a bit as you watch the Bennys tune up the unbelievers... the Sizzlers proved... THEY HAVE PETAL POWER!!
Major Mockstar
sequinstud, USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 12:46:38 (EDT)

I'm playing on the radio right now..
Angry Johnny
USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 12:32:39 (EDT)

I was sequestered "back stage" and was convalescing...
Willy
USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 12:18:14 (EDT)

SPELL CHECK!- bufOOns
Proctor's gamble
rimfud, ri USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 12:11:04 (EDT)

Willy, I lurked til long after the show. Speaking, I might add, to a certain fellatio frenzied Sizzler. If you couldn't locate me, you must be using the methods of those SSS buffons....
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 12:04:30 (EDT)

Proc, I was hoping to have a word with you, a side bar if you will...but you must've noticed the SSS closing in and disappeared not unlike Hymer's gym shorts in front of said congregation...as for the fingers, well let's just say that it's like well, I guess Siamese twins get used to each other after a while...
Willy
USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 11:54:16 (EDT)

It's the Benny's fault... all that oral sex talk had a lingering quality. Oh I didn't tell you... Hymers did an impromtu appearance singing with the Bennys and while belting out the song he dropped his pants to reveal that he was wearing his girlfriends panties... no shittin!
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 11:42:13 (EDT)

RIGHT, proctor...RIGHT. i chose to let that one lie even though i saw that you were heading in a downward direction...dirty! dirty!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 11:35:35 (EDT)

Oh my mind was further in the gutter than that I'm afraid jerzy. My hormones must still be in a tizzy from all the rockin excitement of the Benny Bash..... speakin of which... Benny where is ya?
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 11:32:24 (EDT)

yes proctor. my lips. my full lips met Mister Rotten's thin ones...in a kiss. no tongue was involved. THAT would have held up the line...see?!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 11:25:13 (EDT)

Lips?
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 11:20:14 (EDT)

Willy, I was much impressed with your drumming, but even more impressed by the prodigious size of the three digits. Do you have trouble performing certain manual tasks...like opening doors with those things?
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 11:19:04 (EDT)

t'weren't my cheek proctor...t'weren't my cheek....t'was smack dab on the lips, see?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 11:18:13 (EDT)

I appreciate all the support shown here at the LURK...it warms my frigid heart...
Willy
USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 11:14:03 (EDT)

well what a cooincidence...i happen to make a good 'n loose martini willy darling.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 11:13:24 (EDT)

jerzy, did you pierce your cheek to commemorate where he kissed you?.... I'm presuming it was the cheek and not some more exotic body part....
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 11:12:49 (EDT)

you let me know if you need ANYTHING willy...i gotcher back o three fingered one!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 11:11:04 (EDT)

I like my audience like I like my martinis...good n' loose.
Willy
USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 11:10:36 (EDT)

well, i guess it's time to make known my total geek status and tell you that i have lovely autographed copy of the book...Mister Rotten himself signed, sealed and gave me a kissy kiss to boot...surprisingly out of character, i know.
jerzy grrrl <geek#1@geek-o-rama.com>
jc, nj USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 11:09:28 (EDT)

we were shaken but unstirred
audience
USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 11:09:07 (EDT)

I'm shaken but unhurt.
Willy
USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 11:06:45 (EDT)

so...how are all the bennys feeling in the aftermath? physically? emotionally? please share.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 11:05:05 (EDT)

jerzy, I like the title reference. Yes, the Rotten one is of fair Irish descent (shouldn't it be ascent for the Irish?). Yeah i guess either moniker will do... I don't fuss much about which name for which half of the personality...
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 11:04:07 (EDT)

You'll be hearing from my lawyers.com.
Jimmy Rotten
USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 10:55:20 (EDT)

since he won the court case, we can use either name to refer to him, right? i use lydon when speaking of PiL and rotten when speaking of the Sex Pistols myself....
jerzy grrrl <noirishnoblacksnodogs@punksnotdead.com>
jc, nj USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 10:52:57 (EDT)

Man, them Sizzler cats put on one hep show. I mean it was clear out'a sight, dig?
Snork
splitsville, USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 10:50:39 (EDT)

Mr.Lydon declared punk dead some time back, but crapping your pants will always carry a certain element of rebellion with absolutely no point... ergo- punk
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 10:45:51 (EDT)

so then punk's not dead, proctor?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 10:29:47 (EDT)

screw you Bongo
Blingo
USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 10:27:27 (EDT)

Those SSS bastards kept us out of the Sizzler show, preventing us from sending the godless ones to their firey end, But we will not surrender until we are free in our homeland again. ALLAH AHKBAR!!!...KAA-BLAMM!! (sound of yet another terrorist pulling his own plug)
Yasar Halfafart
inexile, butnotinacave - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 09:54:24 (EDT)

The shirts were pee on the front and poopy on the back. As they pointed out on stage the design allows them to mess themselves and still be in uniform.... very punk....
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 09:18:04 (EDT)

good morning all - i'm picturing a charlie brown-esque motif on the shirts...brown with yellow zig zag across the chest...i'm sure i'm wrong...could you give me the skinny please?!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 09:14:52 (EDT)

Oh yes.... good mornin all.....
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 09:02:27 (EDT)

Headline--- Benny Sizzler has Inaugural Balls........Sizzle Fest was the balls. Big hairy sweaty balls, but balls nonetheless. There was much excitement as the Bennys pranced onto stage donning the hometeam colors on their shirts (pee yellow and poopy brown to you neophytes). After tuning their guitars for 45 minutes they blazed through a rockin twisted fetid set of music that could only come from the Sizzlers. There were a few embarrassing moments, to mention one, Gail in an attempt to suck up to the owner offered to perform fellatio on him before the congregation. We were spared that scene, because Hymers chose this point in the evening to reveal he had "made the change" obviating Gail's offered services..... more as I can elude the authorities.....
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Monday, July 01, 2002 at 09:01:27 (EDT)

Yeah, how bout brown and yellow crotchless jumpsuits like the precision jet flying Thunderbirds wear?
Danny the Dildo
Worcester, MA USA - Sunday, June 30, 2002 at 23:44:25 (EDT)

So when are the yellow and brown bell-bottomed jumpsuits gonna be ready?
Ivan Evenbiggertool <skapunkqueen69@christiandeathmetal.com>
- Sunday, June 30, 2002 at 23:15:35 (EDT)

Hey riotnrrd, did you go to Wachuset regional?
Bongo
USA - Sunday, June 30, 2002 at 23:12:16 (EDT)

Saw your "show" in Wormtown. What is up with the three fingered drummer?
Bongo
Sterling, MA USA - Sunday, June 30, 2002 at 23:10:42 (EDT)

Dear me Miss Grrl, where to begin? The venue was a DUMP. The "concert" seemed to be one continuous swear word punctuated by a fellow called "Hymahs" who displayed his (rather large) crotch. I saw lots of orange-cullotted security officials passing luminol wands over patrons. My highball was watered down to a bland saline. My galpals and I are STILL in shock. I will have to give you more details after I rest up. Nurse!
Beatrice "Beaver" Chase
Newport, RI USA - Sunday, June 30, 2002 at 22:15:07 (EDT)

fill the less fortunate in please! PLEASE?!!?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Sunday, June 30, 2002 at 13:21:09 (EDT)

Get it? Dick HURTZ from HOLDEN!
Dick Hurtz
Holden, MA USA - Sunday, June 30, 2002 at 11:51:45 (EDT)

Hey other dude who asked about it-the explosive mix of tai bo and feng shui was in full force at the Ralph's show. Sorry you missed it.
Sequined Dreamer <sd@sparkles.net>
Holden, MA USA - Sunday, June 30, 2002 at 10:36:47 (EDT)

You guys were pretty rockin' in Wormtown.But what's up with the yellow and brown tshirts?
Fritch
Auburn, MA USA - Sunday, June 30, 2002 at 10:19:00 (EDT)

You all rocked and shredded so fucking furiously you all tore me up a new asshole.......keep on doing that thing you do. Rock and Fucking Roll....baby...........
riotnrrd <tbone158@webtv.net>
Milford, MA USA - Sunday, June 30, 2002 at 07:41:39 (EDT)

where was the explosive mix of karate, dance and feng shui? Hmmm? I did see what I THOUGHT was a Proctor in orange culottes...
Audience Member
Attleboro, MA USA - Saturday, June 29, 2002 at 18:23:44 (EDT)

one down...one to go...ROCK ON
Willy
USA - Saturday, June 29, 2002 at 18:11:26 (EDT)

glad to hear that the gig went well benny! ROCK ON! i'll be sending good energy your way tonight - will it be filmed as well?! you're not going to discard the outtakes, are you?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Saturday, June 29, 2002 at 10:42:29 (EDT)

Hey Jerzy, We missed ya kid, but it's tough to compete with wheel stands through billyburg. Word has it that the whole debacle was filmed for posterity. After serious edits and major annimation maybe it will be viewable. We'll keep you posted. One more tonight then its back in the confines of the cozy basement. Ahhh basements.
Benny
R-O-C-K in the B-A-S-E-M-E-N-T, USA - Saturday, June 29, 2002 at 09:29:32 (EDT)

just in from an unexpected night of carousing in billyburg - that be brooklyn to you non-new yorkers. hopped on a friend's motorcycle and hung out at the blu note...a jolly good time was had...but i'm sure not as jolly as seeing the Sizz's debut show...man! i'm sad i missed it! won't somebody give me a play by play?! i'm asking nicely!!! you guys ROCK!!!!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Saturday, June 29, 2002 at 03:17:15 (EDT)

I'm albout kicking and biting and hair pulling!
Sequined Stud
USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 19:05:05 (EDT)

I'm out....... see ya at the sizzle fest boyz...............
Proctor's gamble
dimfud, ri USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 16:57:22 (EDT)

I'll stick with the multiple personi and do the countdown too... 10,9,8,7,6.....
Proctor's gamble
lonelurk, ri USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 16:56:15 (EDT)

I gotz a suspicion that the Bennys are headed M-town way. So on behalf of little timmy let me remind you all ... YOU ROT!!
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 16:52:46 (EDT)

jerzy, I'll do my best to watch over the sizzling ones. Come to think of it I haven't bounced someone in ages. So I guess I'll toss a padron back and a patron out. Any last words for the first page of the lurk?........
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 16:46:05 (EDT)

dover, ease up on the click.... Are the sizzlers all doing their rock'n calisthenics? Remember you can't swim for a half hour after you eat. Tuck in your shirt and stand up straight... You're gonna make Benny's Mom proud of you...
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 16:31:52 (EDT)

Colon check! I thought they said coat check! No wonder nobody fought me for the next number... I'm out of here...garcon check please!
Ben Dover
anal-ized, USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 16:17:56 (EDT)

Bush to Be Sedated for Colonoscopy Fri Jun 28, 4:05 PM ET - (AP) WASHINGTON (AP) President Bush said he will undergo a colon check Saturday that will require him to be sedated. The powers of the presidency will be briefly transferred to Vice President Dick Cheney, he said.
Press Kit
USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 16:09:11 (EDT)

When Benny hits the griddle we're gonna hear some SIZZLE tonight!
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 16:06:14 (EDT)

have fun popping your cherry benny! you guy's are gonna kick ass tonight!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 15:58:01 (EDT)

ROCK THE FUCK ON WILLY!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 15:56:32 (EDT)

I'm out. LET THERE BE ROCK.
Willy
USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 15:55:14 (EDT)

My skin feels all scaly
imposter fish
lotion, USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 15:51:53 (EDT)

Fishy, you're going down!
code word
haddock, USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 15:48:19 (EDT)

I'm up too!
The Jig
USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 15:47:18 (EDT)

I'm up!
a fish
USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 15:44:23 (EDT)

you garage band types are all alike. joking about blowing up babies. JOKE AWAY funny boys, but remember my warning that something fishy is going down at the up tonight....
Deep Boat
thegarage, USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 15:35:51 (EDT)

whoooeeee! That baby blowed uo REAL good
The Fishin' Musician
Second City, Canada - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 15:28:56 (EDT)

Strap On, Strap Off
sex toy
amazingsuperstore, USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 15:26:38 (EDT)

I cum with pre-moistened hair and the scent of sea robin in the sun!
Willy's Action Figure
Willy, Wonka USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 15:26:07 (EDT)

My best friend is Strap on!
Dildo
USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 15:24:23 (EDT)

cousin perhaps? those are rather small countries in the mideast.... or, Oh my God! Maybe it is a baby JEWISH golem and the palestinians don't care if they blow him up!
Proctor's gamble
rumfid , ri USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 15:23:23 (EDT)

I'm on!
a strap
USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 15:22:40 (EDT)

well that would certainly be ironic now wouldn't it...considering the golem is jewish...
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 15:16:54 (EDT)

well the straps are there..are you sure he doesn't have a younger brother
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 15:16:06 (EDT)

cinemate me!
Scooby Doo
USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 15:13:58 (EDT)

no, he's big and wears straps and is made of clay....
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 15:13:48 (EDT)

jerzy, since you're the one who has seen the golem up close. He wouldn't by any chance have a passing resemblance to a certain ohh...palestinian baby with explosives strapped to him...
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 15:08:20 (EDT)

I come with pre-moistened hair.
the new improved Willy action figurine
USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 15:04:46 (EDT)

celebrate me!
Sloby Doo
USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 15:03:10 (EDT)

Doc does this mean that willy's hair will be wet?
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 15:02:08 (EDT)

is it raining up yonder?! which way is the wind blowing??? we had a doozy of a storm last night down here!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 14:58:47 (EDT)

maybe the golem will attend tonights show...
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 14:58:09 (EDT)

Just wanted to let you folks know that there will be an extra patrol around The One Up tonight because we have received reports that a Palestinian baby rigged with explosives may be in the crowd.
Det. Rossi <rossi@ppd.org>
Providence, RI USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 14:57:55 (EDT)

jerzy, Yugo is in the news. it's the anniversary of the arrest of Slobie. they were chanting for him in the streets.. "freedom for Slobodan"... i think the gollem picked a good time to get the fuck out of dodge (or Prague)
Proctor's gamble
rimfid, ri USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 14:54:51 (EDT)

alright who did the GD rain dance? on today of all days...
Doc Haddock
USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 14:54:30 (EDT)

Flounder Bone update--- rumor has it that something fishy is UP at a local hot-spot tonight. Deep Boat has informed us that we should use caution when approaching any fishy smelling characters... ( the code word for tonight is- haddock)
Boneyard & Wurstein
undercover, at one-up - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 14:29:16 (EDT)

we been beaten black n' blue
associated balls
USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 14:16:12 (EDT)

I been beaten too
The Meat
USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 14:12:46 (EDT)

don't forget us
the Lunachix
USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 14:08:08 (EDT)

I been beaten to!
the punch
USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 14:07:06 (EDT)

well I am an imposter in the Benny Sizzler practice lurk ...so there...
buf nekkid
USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 14:06:51 (EDT)

News Flash-- George Michael's new video features him line-dancing with george Bush and Tony Blair. I think Roger and Mock have just been beaten to the punch....
Proctor's gamble
rimfuk, ri USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 14:01:13 (EDT)

well I am on a poster in the Benny Sizzler practice dungeon...so there...
Bif Naked
USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 13:50:12 (EDT)

I am mixing an explosive combination of polka, feng shui, and hitting like a sissy. I AM THE PETAL GOD!!!!!!!!!!! let me bow down before you... oooooh, that's nice
major mockstar
sequinstuds, USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 13:49:47 (EDT)

oh. er. ahem. thought you meant MENTAL...
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 13:39:09 (EDT)

I am flipenzee flopenzee mein kamf.
The Poster, not in IMposter
USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 13:38:07 (EDT)

True, I have, but not to the degree that Roger has taken it. You will all see that ROGER IS THE METAL GOD!!!!!!!!!
Elvis
USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 13:37:23 (EDT)

MENTAL GOD?!!?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 13:36:45 (EDT)

and all's I eat for lunch is SODA so fuck you all- I AM THE METAL GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Roger Rockstar
USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 13:35:57 (EDT)

roger, elvis already covered that shit. two words: played out.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 13:35:35 (EDT)

DAS IMPOSTERS MUST BE ELIMINATED.
Dolf Viffenbachenzee
USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 13:35:23 (EDT)

All you fucks in benny sizzler can kiss my ass. The world is not even READY for my explosive mix of dance and karate!
Roger Rockstar
USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 13:34:44 (EDT)

Well I'M here in Haute Couture. So there.
The Designer Imposter
USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 13:34:21 (EDT)

I eat red meat.
a 5 dollar whore on payday
USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 13:33:26 (EDT)

Oh I'm here alright
The Imposter
mtown, USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 13:33:01 (EDT)

jerzy, is that the palestinian bomb baby? I caught that one earlier... salad seems to be the heavy favorite for the benny pre-game....
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 13:29:09 (EDT)

DAS POSTER EST UNT FLIPPENZEE FLOPPENZEE!!!
Hans N. Franz
USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 13:21:29 (EDT)

well I hadda minnow salad served up in leather glove
Gil Mitt
USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 13:18:56 (EDT)

WELL I had a chix salad for lunch...served with the finest flatware...
Prince Willy
USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 13:07:08 (EDT)

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&ncid=586&e=2&cid=586&u=/nm/20020628/wl_nm/mideast_toddler_dc_5
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 13:06:43 (EDT)

check this out please: http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/020628/161/1rl1m.html
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 12:59:53 (EDT)

Word grrl, I hear ya. You've shown your chops on the lurk... history, language, metallurgy, golem..... so now we add pork chops....
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 12:52:24 (EDT)

i hear ya proctor, but cooking isn't the only thing i've studied...see?!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 12:46:17 (EDT)

Isn't it interesting how cooking qualifies you for damn near anything, but banking qualifies you for nothing......
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 12:36:42 (EDT)

hey - when benny sizzler hits the big time, will you hire me as the band's personal chef? i am a qualified cooking school graduate.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 12:11:32 (EDT)

well proctor. funny you should ask. i made myself a salad for lunch today. it's got avocado, tomato, spring onions, red pepper and tuna. i also have a hard boiled egg and a nectarine to snack on later. beverage of choice: water. and i agree...it IS important that the Benny's eat heartily and healthfully today of all days!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 11:54:12 (EDT)

What's for lunch? You know you Sizzler's should be having a hearty well balanced meal so you'll be able to rock the shit tonight.... hmmm... myself, I'm craving steamers...
Proctor's gamble
finedining, ri USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 11:51:11 (EDT)

Any gnew gnews?
Gary Gnu
Hollywood, CA USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 11:41:19 (EDT)

Tonight, a fight, at the stroke of midnite...
An undeclared lurker
USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 11:37:36 (EDT)

word to the log and all the lurkers therein...
Willy
USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 11:18:38 (EDT)

Teverance, hit 'em with the thunder and I mean hit 'em with the thunder HARD!... Keith, pass us the bottle will ya...
Boris the Spider
theotherside, - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 11:08:02 (EDT)

VIVE LE BENNY SIZZLER!!!
Frenchie Wannabe <canadian@butwantstobefrench.com>
USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 10:55:50 (EDT)

Merci Benny Sizzler!
Quentin from Quebec
Fredrickton, Quebec CA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 10:53:57 (EDT)

I feel so...luxurious...
Prince Willy
USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 10:40:11 (EDT)

BS would like to wish all our secret Canadian lurkers godspeed at the border
Benny Sizzler Fanclub Captain
USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 10:29:23 (EDT)

Teverence, get that shit OUT OF HERE!
The Bitch II
The Kitchen, again USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 10:27:27 (EDT)

Willy, what I tell you bout your recyclables?!
The Bitch
The Kitchen, RI USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 10:26:17 (EDT)

Please be advised however, that there is a very real possibility the lurk will cease being as active after the innaugural show. Call it stunned silence if you will...
BS Fanclub President
USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 10:24:44 (EDT)

Yes, the plan is to archive the lurk to date. There is extremely important data in this file. We'll have a link to this page so that security clearanced user may access the sensitive information.
BS Technical Captain
USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 10:22:04 (EDT)

Joe it's your premier so you wear the burqa. I guess I'll just have to find something else to wear...... Hymers, you heard jerzy pour me a double of the top shelf and keep your damn thumb off the hole!... Oh yes.. Good morning to all... I think we should all take a little time to ourselves today and think of what words we wish to reflect the last day of the lurks first archived log... I think timmy sums up the best of the lurk's sentiment with... YOU ROT!
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 10:18:17 (EDT)

if the log gets pinched, will it be preserved elsewhere?!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 10:09:02 (EDT)

good morning to the lurk! i would like to go on record that i am terribly sad that i will be unable to attend tonight's premiere. i will be there in spirit, and will be sending all of my good energy northwards to the stars of BENNY SIZZLER - pull up a chair and poor a shot of Patron for me proctor, willya?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 10:06:19 (EDT)

One more thing , Proc, what you wearing? That would be so embarrassing if we BOTH wore the brown and yellow burqa
Mean Joe
USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 10:03:03 (EDT)

Speakin' of pinchin' the log, er, I gotta go...
Mean Joe
USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 10:01:03 (EDT)

Too bad jerzy's gonna miss the free copper. Guess we'll have to melt it down and sell it to pay for the banana cullottes we had tailor made.
Mean Joe
USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 10:00:10 (EDT)

Who'd a thunk Teverence would be a homeowner, eh? Hey, wait a minute, now we can practice in THEIR basement!
Mean Joe
USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 09:58:29 (EDT)

I will have to confab with the BS technical director about pinchin' the log after the innagaural show...
Mean Joe
USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 09:57:14 (EDT)

Good morning to the lurk
Mean Joe G
USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 09:56:19 (EDT)

It occurs to me that the plan a ways back was to turn the page on the lurk after the first show. Is the log to be pinched?... enquiring lurkers want to know...
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 09:55:37 (EDT)

Just hours til Sizzle Fest 2002 kicks the One-up one notch higher. Jerzy, can you feel it in the air down there? Cuz Providence is ready to hear benny hit the stage and scream....WHAT ARE YOU FUCKIN HIGH?
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 09:00:48 (EDT)

The gringo and his fine woman are now home owners. Congrats to them and hats off to the Statewide boyz for hooking 'em up. The bizarre rock'n'roll-mortgage connection continues... It's the big day boyz and grrls. Is everybody ready to do the rock'n'roll slash'n'puke?
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 08:43:40 (EDT)

The Ox is gone, if the next storm that blows through has some kick ass thunder we'll know the Ox has picked up his ax on the other side.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 08:35:28 (EDT)

oh jacques! you tease! you KNOW i ain't gon' be able to make it! maaannn!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 08:07:01 (EDT)

YOU leave willy alone!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 08:06:44 (EDT)

Willy shut the fuck up
ASSEE
ASS, ASS USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 23:27:35 (EDT)

somebody whistle for Entwistle...
Willy
USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 20:23:21 (EDT)

I gotta head to Benny jam...world, shut your mouth.
Willy
USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 19:36:23 (EDT)

I step out for 2 & 2 and come back to this mess?
Willy
USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 19:10:48 (EDT)

There will be 2 buckets of scrap copper at the show. ANYBODY who may be interested in taking them - feel free. No one will be watching.
Jacqués de Cockblock
Bennyland, USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 18:54:12 (EDT)

19,9,8 oh FUCK IT!
LITTLE T
USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 17:00:20 (EDT)

My son has had an episode. But we just gave him his ridalin epi-pen. I'm sure he won't be having anymore of those outbursts. I'm very sorry dears.
Mrs.Sizzler
USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 16:59:44 (EDT)

I'm out... see ya in hell boyz..........
Proctor's gamble
USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 16:59:42 (EDT)

well kids, i'm off to the shop to weld the night away. by the way - thanks for sending that scrap copper jacques. i really appreciate it. no, no - really. g'night benny! g'night willy! oh, and you too proctor...g'night!!!!!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 16:58:21 (EDT)

Now everybody get a good nights rest tonight... don't stay up too late on the lurk. You've all got a big day ahead of us tomorrow.... Hey Timmy, I was here for the countdown yesterday but couldn't pinch the log.... can I hear one?
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 16:58:18 (EDT)

I hate ALL OFYOU ALL AND I HATE YOUR INCESSANT CHATTER AND THE VOICES IN MY LURK AND MY GYM TEHER FROM 7th GRADE.
Benny Sizzler
USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 16:57:49 (EDT)

LISTEN MR.P. BENNY IS NOT NERVOUS AND HE WAS NOT ALL THOSE CHARACTERS!
Benny Sizzler
USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 16:56:17 (EDT)

jerzy, I think the sizzle squad had some sort of "episode" today... probably just stage jitters, ya know how these rock stars can be before a big show...
Proctor's gamble
rimfud, ri USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 16:53:04 (EDT)

Benny types left-handed. Does that help?
Mr. Benjamin Sizzler
USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 16:48:48 (EDT)

benny, maybe you need to come up with a code word to give to all of us loyal lurkers.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 16:39:51 (EDT)

Uhh Benny... is this what it looks like when multiple-multiple-personalities are in denial?
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 16:38:28 (EDT)

Benny sweers to god those other pals are NOT Benny. SOMEBODY is impersonating Benny impersonating others. I SWEER to god.
Benny Sizzler
USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 16:30:10 (EDT)

Hey Benny, might I suggest that you charge for multiple personalities at the door tomorrow. You could probably retire on what you'd make.... Of course that would probably mean charging the band members an awfully steep admission...
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 16:28:38 (EDT)

M, I sweer to God I was not on the lurk allday. i just signed on now. All these other posts are from other losers. And they know who they are
Mean Joe G
USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 16:27:48 (EDT)

That greenwood chick had nothin' but a mere bran flake for us to watch together as it floated thru the clear tube
The Swedish Colonic Technician
West Hollywood, CA USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 16:26:31 (EDT)

I feel psylly.
Psyllium
USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 16:25:03 (EDT)

"My other job is at the sewage treatment plant"
Landscaper <mailto:shit%20you%20not%20@%20work.com>
USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 16:24:57 (EDT)

Anybody on lis log go dump?
Dumpy
City Services, USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 16:23:13 (EDT)

I been shit!
a brick
USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 16:07:08 (EDT)

As one colonic said to the other... WHAT ARE YOU FUCKIN' HIGH?
Brick-O-Shit
USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 15:55:49 (EDT)

"my", "may" what's the difference? anyway, if anyone on this lurk has taken a high colonic I WILL SHIT A BRICK
Willy
USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 15:49:33 (EDT)

I prefer the pineapple culottes myself, and I think that chiquita chick my be on the dole...
Another Fruit Heard from
Hawaii, USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 15:44:48 (EDT)

I have my VERY OWN banana coulottes on.
Chiquita Banana
USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 15:18:53 (EDT)

Hey fellers, you SSS boyz going to the show, and are you gonna wear them silly culottes? I want to make sure I'm not embarassed by wearing the same outfit.
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 15:16:34 (EDT)

we know who you are and we know who you've been imitating...we recommend highly a bag upon your head at the next photo op.
the unknown SSS official
USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 15:06:43 (EDT)

Don't be fooled by mere velveeta
The Real Cheese
cheddar, USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 15:04:32 (EDT)

don't be fooled by mere imitation...
the real Willy
USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 14:53:47 (EDT)

heh. RIGHT! thanks for the heads up proctor - i meant in general...i know willy is out there on the lurk somewheres....
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 14:52:03 (EDT)

Uhh, grrl... I don't know how to break this to ya, but you may have been duped. note the lurk location "I'm poster 57" and the similarity between "I'm poster" and "imposter"... just don't wanna see your heart broken...
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 14:51:11 (EDT)

Oh it's me allright.
Willy
I'm poster 103, USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 14:47:50 (EDT)

oh willy! i never doubted that you were you!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 14:42:18 (EDT)

Can I do time for commiting a serial cereal killing while crossing lurk lines?
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 14:42:00 (EDT)

Oh it's me alright.
Willy
I'm poster 57, USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 14:39:22 (EDT)

I steal all the ladies hearts and like getting mushy.
Cookie Crook
USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 14:39:04 (EDT)

Did I mention I like peaches with my cereal?
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 14:38:05 (EDT)

We always thought that Tony guy was a bit flaky, and the ladies all tell us he gets mushy when its time to get it wet.
Snap, Crackle, and Pop
rice krispie, ri USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 14:36:32 (EDT)

He may dress Natalie, but I'm the one the ladies call the Cereal Killer.
Tony The Tiger
GRRRREAT!, ri USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 14:30:41 (EDT)

She called me brother too, but everyone knows I'm the one who is Natalie Dressed.
Tiger Wood
jealous, ri USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 14:28:17 (EDT)

Drift Wood was like a brother to me, but he seemed to just float off sometimes.
Natalie Wood
arelative, ri USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 14:25:59 (EDT)

I always thought those draft fellows were probably from my family's past tense.
Drift Wood
floeting, ri USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 14:23:24 (EDT)

He's better once he's got a few in him.
Draft Beer
USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 14:19:00 (EDT)

I've drawn the same conclusion about that Card guy.
Drafting Table
USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 14:18:12 (EDT)

I never thought that Card guy was very interesting.
Draft Bored
recruited, ri USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 14:15:58 (EDT)

That Dodger guy burns me up.
Draft Card
inducted, ri USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 14:13:14 (EDT)

That conscientious guy is just trying to avoid the breeze. (not to mention he spellz shity)
Draft Dodger
blowininthewind, ri USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 14:09:57 (EDT)

I am very consciencious of the objects around me.
Consiencious Objectifier
USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 13:57:53 (EDT)

I love peaches...!
Fruit Smuggler
USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 13:50:44 (EDT)

Peaches, don't let them objectify you as a wallet, titty or otherwise. I was objectified as a wallet and I'll be scarred for life.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 13:46:31 (EDT)

I jist want to let you all know that I'll be dancing down up at Fantasies this week. I got tits like wallets-INCLUDING the snaps.
Peaches
New London, CT USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 13:40:07 (EDT)

I been broke!
the illegitimate son of a broken man
USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 13:03:28 (EDT)

we been wet!
Willy's fingers
USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 12:58:38 (EDT)

After making sure he hadn't been followed the Local Rag reporter Boneyard had a clandestine meeting with "Deep Boat" to discuss the details of the scandal that has been fermenting unbeknownst to the citizenry of our fair city. Boneyard asked Deep Boat how far the conspiracy behind "Flounder Bone" went... Deep Boat replied, and I quote "It goes all the way to the top, just follow the seagulls.. you'll see, they always lead you to the bigger fish.".... stay tuned to the lurk for more updates....
Boneyard & Wurstein <investigativereporters@localrag.com>
onthedocks, ri USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 12:47:00 (EDT)

willy, do you need me to wet your three fingers???
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 12:36:45 (EDT)

i got tits like a man
Willy
USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 12:36:12 (EDT)

Now that Plunder Dome has run it's course, the time has come to announce the next big scandal... FLOUNDER BONE-- reporters Boneyard & Wurstein have uncovered a kettle of fish that will shock the citizens of RI to their very core. The identity of the ultra-secret source of these revelations will be refered to simply as DEEP BOAT. DEEP BOAT is uniquely situated to reveal the stench behind this scandal. Stay tuned to this lurk for further updates....
Boneyard & Wurstein <investigativereporters@localrag.com>
olneyville, ri USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 12:17:11 (EDT)

oooh, but what about the three fingers?! do i have to wet them myself???
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 12:09:13 (EDT)

jerzy, I understand that the action figures have all the functional parts if ya catch my drift.... Except the Teverance model which seems to have some persistent recurring defects... and yes, willy's hair is wet....
Proctor's gamble
rimfid, ri USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 11:44:15 (EDT)

WILLY!!!!!!! Where DA FUCK you at?!!!! I got's lil Willy Jr o'er here cryin' for his daddy! You listenin' to some alphabetically arranged cd or somethin'?!
Willy's Ex <shut@mouth.com>
Tallahassee, FLA USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 11:40:48 (EDT)

I really AM leaving, but ZING with that one Proctor. The wallet. Hmm. Let me get back to you on that one...
Ole L. S.
USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 11:38:37 (EDT)

Proctor, if you call Teverence an "action figure" than, yes. A brown and yella action figure.
Benny Sizzler Fanclub Captain
Lowell, MA USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 11:37:32 (EDT)

I've been objectified as a wallet, and I'll be scarred for life.....
Proctor's gamble
jungian, ri USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 11:36:15 (EDT)

Mightn't the lurk excuse me for a moment? My galpal's Beaver Chase and Marion from Newport are making a dump run. Anybody want a 1989 IBM 12 inch monitor?
Ole Lady Schroed's
USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 11:35:34 (EDT)

2 suspect word(s): Mediteranean, body hair.
Spell Check
Software, Application USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 11:33:37 (EDT)

But it was for an exhibit featuring prehistoric man at the Museum Of Natural history. I know, I know, don't let the Swedish surname confuse you, I assure you the body hair is strictly of Mediteranean descent...
Ole.L.S.
USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 11:32:07 (EDT)

might I add that I was asked to take my clothes off once. ..
O.L.Shroeder
USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 11:28:39 (EDT)

WORD UP Ole L. S.!!! i didn't want to get into that whole side of the biz...
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 11:26:07 (EDT)

The Ole Lady's take on the stripper saga. Let's see. The Ole Lady pretty much feels the way Jerzy does. God bless ya if you have the body and the desire to peel. It's an honest living. But the Ole Lady cautions that some peelers she knows have mental scars from the objectification they feel.
Ole L. S.
USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 11:24:58 (EDT)

ACTION FIGURES AND COSTUMES?!!? FUCK! and i'm gonna miss it?!!? FUCK!!!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 11:24:57 (EDT)

Is it really true that ther will be action figures of all the Bennys available at the show? I've also heard a rumor that some exciting costumes will be adorning the Sizzlers....
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 11:22:25 (EDT)

Hear ye hear ye, the Sizz is laying down some steaming grooves tomorrow eve. Horny Housewives from Newport, convicted Mayoral felons and a poetry spewing Proctor will hopefully comprise the audience
Benny Sizzler Fanclub Captain <nolife@all.com>
Next Door, To Benny USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 11:18:26 (EDT)

so what's your take O. L. Schroeder? on the strippin' saga?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 11:17:45 (EDT)

AND might I add (my coffee/jagger "morning glory" is just kicking in) that the stripper debate is the most titillating to date!
O.L. Shroed's
USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 11:15:04 (EDT)

And not to toot Benny's horn for him or anything, but golly i ber they don't have this kind of intelligent lurkin' o'er at that piss poor Creed webbie!
Ole L. Schroeder
USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 11:12:39 (EDT)

It's exciting to witness such discourse on the log! Why just the other day we had a big bruha over the Fred Gwynne controversy!
Ole Lady S
USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 11:11:07 (EDT)

It's time a REAL man logged on...
Ole Lady Shroeder
Riverside, RI USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 11:09:20 (EDT)

Our petard is ready, commence hoisting.....
Proctor's gamble
askinferit, ri USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 11:07:17 (EDT)

want me to learn 'em some manners willy? yer errant three, i mean. i bet they'd behave for me!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 11:07:12 (EDT)

well don't go inviting Them to take shots at ME proctor - at YOU is fine...but i don't want to be lumped in there with you - damn it man!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 11:05:17 (EDT)

Oh believe me jerzy, IT IS funny (more than you know) and we will both be quite the target today if I am any judge of the lurkers. I think willy is still in shock, but I'll guarantee the others will start burning up the keys at our expense any time now....
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 11:01:47 (EDT)

see what i mean?
Willy
USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 11:00:18 (EDT)

"we find YOU revolting!"
Willy's 3 fingers, said as one
USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 10:59:48 (EDT)

my fingers are revolting
Willy
USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 10:58:18 (EDT)

I'm running the show here...
Willy's 3rd finger
USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 10:26:49 (EDT)

yeah willy. i need them three fingers! NEED 'EM!!!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 10:25:17 (EDT)

well, as i recall, you've mentioned them several times over the past couple of months, but perhaps i'm wrong - that's beside the point. now...i got no problems a'tall with grrrls shakin' it for money. actually, i got no problem with anyone doing anything to bring home the bacon (so long as they're not hurting anyone, that is). when you metioned strippers, i started wondering what the draw was for a guy - i've known a couple who dig'em just for the titilation factor, but i've also known a few who actually think that the grrrls are getting into them, when most strippers i know are just working that angle to make more money. i wondered where you stood with that. then i just had to bust your chops a little about you gettin' some and that was inappropriate and unfunny (well it might've been funny to some of the other lurkers, i'm not sure), but for that i'm sorry. as for stripping being a more honest profession, i think it is as honest as any other kind of sales. the grrrls are selling a fantasy to men who are willing to buy...just cuz they're nekkid don't make'em more honest.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 10:23:11 (EDT)

Willy, I think you need to spend a little more time with your grrl. She's getting a bit testy longing for your threesome.
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 10:20:35 (EDT)

I can see we're going to have to shut this bitch down in the mornings...
Willy
USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 10:16:35 (EDT)

Benny, how go the preparations for Sizzle Fest? Are those bridge playing bitches from Newport coming? Is the pool of pirhanas ready and well camouflaged?.... enquiring lurkers want to know..
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 10:12:09 (EDT)

jerzy, I mentioned strippers once and I think I hit a nerve with you. What have you got against them? We sell our asses every day w**king for banks, in a lot of ways I think stripping is more honest w**k than what we do. What are your thoughts on that? (no real heat intended on this end either, by the way)
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 10:02:38 (EDT)

er...sincerest that is.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 09:55:27 (EDT)

hey proctor - no judgements here, i swear! i truly embrace the philosophy of being accepting and non-judgemental, but i got curious...you mention strippers a lot and it got me wondering...i'm also insatiably curious and sometimes the filter from brain to mouth (er, fingers in this case) doesn't work so well. and, no i don't equate fucking, free or not, with love. please forgive me if i hit a nerve, it was not intentional. i extend my sincerist apologies. feel free to tell me to piss off if i overstep in the future.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 09:51:27 (EDT)

When's the last time I got it free? Is that how YOU judge a love life... by how often you get fucked?
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 09:41:29 (EDT)

I don't need any reassurance that my personality makes me "worthy" of a woman's attention, and it would be absurd for me to defend the veracity and true heart I share with strangers, lovers, and friends over the lurk with someone who has never met me AND I might add is in no position to judge me.
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri U