lurkive june 25-28 2002

I'm albout kicking and biting and hair pulling!
Sequined Stud
USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 19:05:05 (EDT)

I'm out....... see ya at the sizzle fest boyz...............
Proctor's gamble
dimfud, ri USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 16:57:22 (EDT)

I'll stick with the multiple personi and do the countdown too... 10,9,8,7,6.....
Proctor's gamble
lonelurk, ri USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 16:56:15 (EDT)

I gotz a suspicion that the Bennys are headed M-town way. So on behalf of little timmy let me remind you all ... YOU ROT!!
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 16:52:46 (EDT)

jerzy, I'll do my best to watch over the sizzling ones. Come to think of it I haven't bounced someone in ages. So I guess I'll toss a padron back and a patron out. Any last words for the first page of the lurk?........
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 16:46:05 (EDT)

dover, ease up on the click.... Are the sizzlers all doing their rock'n calisthenics? Remember you can't swim for a half hour after you eat. Tuck in your shirt and stand up straight... You're gonna make Benny's Mom proud of you...
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 16:31:52 (EDT)

Colon check! I thought they said coat check! No wonder nobody fought me for the next number... I'm out of here...garcon check please!
Ben Dover
anal-ized, USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 16:17:56 (EDT)

Bush to Be Sedated for Colonoscopy Fri Jun 28, 4:05 PM ET - (AP) WASHINGTON (AP) President Bush said he will undergo a colon check Saturday that will require him to be sedated. The powers of the presidency will be briefly transferred to Vice President Dick Cheney, he said.
Press Kit
USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 16:09:11 (EDT)

When Benny hits the griddle we're gonna hear some SIZZLE tonight!
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 16:06:14 (EDT)

have fun popping your cherry benny! you guy's are gonna kick ass tonight!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 15:58:01 (EDT)

ROCK THE FUCK ON WILLY!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 15:56:32 (EDT)

I'm out. LET THERE BE ROCK.
Willy
USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 15:55:14 (EDT)

My skin feels all scaly
imposter fish
lotion, USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 15:51:53 (EDT)

Fishy, you're going down!
code word
haddock, USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 15:48:19 (EDT)

I'm up too!
The Jig
USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 15:47:18 (EDT)

I'm up!
a fish
USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 15:44:23 (EDT)

you garage band types are all alike. joking about blowing up babies. JOKE AWAY funny boys, but remember my warning that something fishy is going down at the up tonight....
Deep Boat
thegarage, USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 15:35:51 (EDT)

whoooeeee! That baby blowed uo REAL good
The Fishin' Musician
Second City, Canada - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 15:28:56 (EDT)

Strap On, Strap Off
sex toy
amazingsuperstore, USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 15:26:38 (EDT)

I cum with pre-moistened hair and the scent of sea robin in the sun!
Willy's Action Figure
Willy, Wonka USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 15:26:07 (EDT)

My best friend is Strap on!
Dildo
USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 15:24:23 (EDT)

cousin perhaps? those are rather small countries in the mideast.... or, Oh my God! Maybe it is a baby JEWISH golem and the palestinians don't care if they blow him up!
Proctor's gamble
rumfid , ri USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 15:23:23 (EDT)

I'm on!
a strap
USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 15:22:40 (EDT)

well that would certainly be ironic now wouldn't it...considering the golem is jewish...
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 15:16:54 (EDT)

well the straps are there..are you sure he doesn't have a younger brother
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 15:16:06 (EDT)

cinemate me!
Scooby Doo
USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 15:13:58 (EDT)

no, he's big and wears straps and is made of clay....
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 15:13:48 (EDT)

jerzy, since you're the one who has seen the golem up close. He wouldn't by any chance have a passing resemblance to a certain ohh...palestinian baby with explosives strapped to him...
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 15:08:20 (EDT)

I come with pre-moistened hair.
the new improved Willy action figurine
USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 15:04:46 (EDT)

celebrate me!
Sloby Doo
USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 15:03:10 (EDT)

Doc does this mean that willy's hair will be wet?
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 15:02:08 (EDT)

is it raining up yonder?! which way is the wind blowing??? we had a doozy of a storm last night down here!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 14:58:47 (EDT)

maybe the golem will attend tonights show...
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 14:58:09 (EDT)

Just wanted to let you folks know that there will be an extra patrol around The One Up tonight because we have received reports that a Palestinian baby rigged with explosives may be in the crowd.
Det. Rossi <rossi@ppd.org>
Providence, RI USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 14:57:55 (EDT)

jerzy, Yugo is in the news. it's the anniversary of the arrest of Slobie. they were chanting for him in the streets.. "freedom for Slobodan"... i think the gollem picked a good time to get the fuck out of dodge (or Prague)
Proctor's gamble
rimfid, ri USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 14:54:51 (EDT)

alright who did the GD rain dance? on today of all days...
Doc Haddock
USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 14:54:30 (EDT)

Flounder Bone update--- rumor has it that something fishy is UP at a local hot-spot tonight. Deep Boat has informed us that we should use caution when approaching any fishy smelling characters... ( the code word for tonight is- haddock)
Boneyard & Wurstein
undercover, at one-up - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 14:29:16 (EDT)

we been beaten black n' blue
associated balls
USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 14:16:12 (EDT)

I been beaten too
The Meat
USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 14:12:46 (EDT)

don't forget us
the Lunachix
USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 14:08:08 (EDT)

I been beaten to!
the punch
USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 14:07:06 (EDT)

well I am an imposter in the Benny Sizzler practice lurk ...so there...
buf nekkid
USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 14:06:51 (EDT)

News Flash-- George Michael's new video features him line-dancing with george Bush and Tony Blair. I think Roger and Mock have just been beaten to the punch....
Proctor's gamble
rimfuk, ri USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 14:01:13 (EDT)

well I am on a poster in the Benny Sizzler practice dungeon...so there...
Bif Naked
USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 13:50:12 (EDT)

I am mixing an explosive combination of polka, feng shui, and hitting like a sissy. I AM THE PETAL GOD!!!!!!!!!!! let me bow down before you... oooooh, that's nice
major mockstar
sequinstuds, USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 13:49:47 (EDT)

oh. er. ahem. thought you meant MENTAL...
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 13:39:09 (EDT)

I am flipenzee flopenzee mein kamf.
The Poster, not in IMposter
USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 13:38:07 (EDT)

True, I have, but not to the degree that Roger has taken it. You will all see that ROGER IS THE METAL GOD!!!!!!!!!
Elvis
USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 13:37:23 (EDT)

MENTAL GOD?!!?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 13:36:45 (EDT)

and all's I eat for lunch is SODA so fuck you all- I AM THE METAL GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Roger Rockstar
USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 13:35:57 (EDT)

roger, elvis already covered that shit. two words: played out.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 13:35:35 (EDT)

DAS IMPOSTERS MUST BE ELIMINATED.
Dolf Viffenbachenzee
USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 13:35:23 (EDT)

All you fucks in benny sizzler can kiss my ass. The world is not even READY for my explosive mix of dance and karate!
Roger Rockstar
USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 13:34:44 (EDT)

Well I'M here in Haute Couture. So there.
The Designer Imposter
USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 13:34:21 (EDT)

I eat red meat.
a 5 dollar whore on payday
USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 13:33:26 (EDT)

Oh I'm here alright
The Imposter
mtown, USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 13:33:01 (EDT)

jerzy, is that the palestinian bomb baby? I caught that one earlier... salad seems to be the heavy favorite for the benny pre-game....
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 13:29:09 (EDT)

DAS POSTER EST UNT FLIPPENZEE FLOPPENZEE!!!
Hans N. Franz
USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 13:21:29 (EDT)

well I hadda minnow salad served up in leather glove
Gil Mitt
USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 13:18:56 (EDT)

WELL I had a chix salad for lunch...served with the finest flatware...
Prince Willy
USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 13:07:08 (EDT)

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&ncid=586&e=2&cid=586&u=/nm/20020628/wl_nm/mideast_toddler_dc_5
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 13:06:43 (EDT)

check this out please: http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/020628/161/1rl1m.html
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 12:59:53 (EDT)

Word grrl, I hear ya. You've shown your chops on the lurk... history, language, metallurgy, golem..... so now we add pork chops....
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 12:52:24 (EDT)

i hear ya proctor, but cooking isn't the only thing i've studied...see?!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 12:46:17 (EDT)

Isn't it interesting how cooking qualifies you for damn near anything, but banking qualifies you for nothing......
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 12:36:42 (EDT)

hey - when benny sizzler hits the big time, will you hire me as the band's personal chef? i am a qualified cooking school graduate.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 12:11:32 (EDT)

well proctor. funny you should ask. i made myself a salad for lunch today. it's got avocado, tomato, spring onions, red pepper and tuna. i also have a hard boiled egg and a nectarine to snack on later. beverage of choice: water. and i agree...it IS important that the Benny's eat heartily and healthfully today of all days!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 11:54:12 (EDT)

What's for lunch? You know you Sizzler's should be having a hearty well balanced meal so you'll be able to rock the shit tonight.... hmmm... myself, I'm craving steamers...
Proctor's gamble
finedining, ri USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 11:51:11 (EDT)

Any gnew gnews?
Gary Gnu
Hollywood, CA USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 11:41:19 (EDT)

Tonight, a fight, at the stroke of midnite...
An undeclared lurker
USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 11:37:36 (EDT)

word to the log and all the lurkers therein...
Willy
USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 11:18:38 (EDT)

Teverance, hit 'em with the thunder and I mean hit 'em with the thunder HARD!... Keith, pass us the bottle will ya...
Boris the Spider
theotherside, - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 11:08:02 (EDT)

VIVE LE BENNY SIZZLER!!!
Frenchie Wannabe <canadian@butwantstobefrench.com>
USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 10:55:50 (EDT)

Merci Benny Sizzler!
Quentin from Quebec
Fredrickton, Quebec CA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 10:53:57 (EDT)

I feel so...luxurious...
Prince Willy
USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 10:40:11 (EDT)

BS would like to wish all our secret Canadian lurkers godspeed at the border
Benny Sizzler Fanclub Captain
USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 10:29:23 (EDT)

Teverence, get that shit OUT OF HERE!
The Bitch II
The Kitchen, again USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 10:27:27 (EDT)

Willy, what I tell you bout your recyclables?!
The Bitch
The Kitchen, RI USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 10:26:17 (EDT)

Please be advised however, that there is a very real possibility the lurk will cease being as active after the innaugural show. Call it stunned silence if you will...
BS Fanclub President
USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 10:24:44 (EDT)

Yes, the plan is to archive the lurk to date. There is extremely important data in this file. We'll have a link to this page so that security clearanced user may access the sensitive information.
BS Technical Captain
USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 10:22:04 (EDT)

Joe it's your premier so you wear the burqa. I guess I'll just have to find something else to wear...... Hymers, you heard jerzy pour me a double of the top shelf and keep your damn thumb off the hole!... Oh yes.. Good morning to all... I think we should all take a little time to ourselves today and think of what words we wish to reflect the last day of the lurks first archived log... I think timmy sums up the best of the lurk's sentiment with... YOU ROT!
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 10:18:17 (EDT)

if the log gets pinched, will it be preserved elsewhere?!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 10:09:02 (EDT)

good morning to the lurk! i would like to go on record that i am terribly sad that i will be unable to attend tonight's premiere. i will be there in spirit, and will be sending all of my good energy northwards to the stars of BENNY SIZZLER - pull up a chair and poor a shot of Patron for me proctor, willya?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 10:06:19 (EDT)

One more thing , Proc, what you wearing? That would be so embarrassing if we BOTH wore the brown and yellow burqa
Mean Joe
USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 10:03:03 (EDT)

Speakin' of pinchin' the log, er, I gotta go...
Mean Joe
USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 10:01:03 (EDT)

Too bad jerzy's gonna miss the free copper. Guess we'll have to melt it down and sell it to pay for the banana cullottes we had tailor made.
Mean Joe
USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 10:00:10 (EDT)

Who'd a thunk Teverence would be a homeowner, eh? Hey, wait a minute, now we can practice in THEIR basement!
Mean Joe
USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 09:58:29 (EDT)

I will have to confab with the BS technical director about pinchin' the log after the innagaural show...
Mean Joe
USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 09:57:14 (EDT)

Good morning to the lurk
Mean Joe G
USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 09:56:19 (EDT)

It occurs to me that the plan a ways back was to turn the page on the lurk after the first show. Is the log to be pinched?... enquiring lurkers want to know...
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 09:55:37 (EDT)

Just hours til Sizzle Fest 2002 kicks the One-up one notch higher. Jerzy, can you feel it in the air down there? Cuz Providence is ready to hear benny hit the stage and scream....WHAT ARE YOU FUCKIN HIGH?
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 09:00:48 (EDT)

The gringo and his fine woman are now home owners. Congrats to them and hats off to the Statewide boyz for hooking 'em up. The bizarre rock'n'roll-mortgage connection continues... It's the big day boyz and grrls. Is everybody ready to do the rock'n'roll slash'n'puke?
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 08:43:40 (EDT)

The Ox is gone, if the next storm that blows through has some kick ass thunder we'll know the Ox has picked up his ax on the other side.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 08:35:28 (EDT)

oh jacques! you tease! you KNOW i ain't gon' be able to make it! maaannn!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 08:07:01 (EDT)

YOU leave willy alone!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 08:06:44 (EDT)

Willy shut the fuck up
ASSEE
ASS, ASS USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 23:27:35 (EDT)

somebody whistle for Entwistle...
Willy
USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 20:23:21 (EDT)

I gotta head to Benny jam...world, shut your mouth.
Willy
USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 19:36:23 (EDT)

I step out for 2 & 2 and come back to this mess?
Willy
USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 19:10:48 (EDT)

There will be 2 buckets of scrap copper at the show. ANYBODY who may be interested in taking them - feel free. No one will be watching.
Jacqués de Cockblock
Bennyland, USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 18:54:12 (EDT)

19,9,8 oh FUCK IT!
LITTLE T
USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 17:00:20 (EDT)

My son has had an episode. But we just gave him his ridalin epi-pen. I'm sure he won't be having anymore of those outbursts. I'm very sorry dears.
Mrs.Sizzler
USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 16:59:44 (EDT)

I'm out... see ya in hell boyz..........
Proctor's gamble
USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 16:59:42 (EDT)

well kids, i'm off to the shop to weld the night away. by the way - thanks for sending that scrap copper jacques. i really appreciate it. no, no - really. g'night benny! g'night willy! oh, and you too proctor...g'night!!!!!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 16:58:21 (EDT)

Now everybody get a good nights rest tonight... don't stay up too late on the lurk. You've all got a big day ahead of us tomorrow.... Hey Timmy, I was here for the countdown yesterday but couldn't pinch the log.... can I hear one?
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 16:58:18 (EDT)

I hate ALL OFYOU ALL AND I HATE YOUR INCESSANT CHATTER AND THE VOICES IN MY LURK AND MY GYM TEHER FROM 7th GRADE.
Benny Sizzler
USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 16:57:49 (EDT)

LISTEN MR.P. BENNY IS NOT NERVOUS AND HE WAS NOT ALL THOSE CHARACTERS!
Benny Sizzler
USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 16:56:17 (EDT)

jerzy, I think the sizzle squad had some sort of "episode" today... probably just stage jitters, ya know how these rock stars can be before a big show...
Proctor's gamble
rimfud, ri USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 16:53:04 (EDT)

Benny types left-handed. Does that help?
Mr. Benjamin Sizzler
USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 16:48:48 (EDT)

benny, maybe you need to come up with a code word to give to all of us loyal lurkers.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 16:39:51 (EDT)

Uhh Benny... is this what it looks like when multiple-multiple-personalities are in denial?
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 16:38:28 (EDT)

Benny sweers to god those other pals are NOT Benny. SOMEBODY is impersonating Benny impersonating others. I SWEER to god.
Benny Sizzler
USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 16:30:10 (EDT)

Hey Benny, might I suggest that you charge for multiple personalities at the door tomorrow. You could probably retire on what you'd make.... Of course that would probably mean charging the band members an awfully steep admission...
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 16:28:38 (EDT)

M, I sweer to God I was not on the lurk allday. i just signed on now. All these other posts are from other losers. And they know who they are
Mean Joe G
USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 16:27:48 (EDT)

That greenwood chick had nothin' but a mere bran flake for us to watch together as it floated thru the clear tube
The Swedish Colonic Technician
West Hollywood, CA USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 16:26:31 (EDT)

I feel psylly.
Psyllium
USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 16:25:03 (EDT)

"My other job is at the sewage treatment plant"
Landscaper <shit you not @ work.com>
USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 16:24:57 (EDT)

Anybody on lis log go dump?
Dumpy
City Services, USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 16:23:13 (EDT)

I been shit!
a brick
USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 16:07:08 (EDT)

As one colonic said to the other... WHAT ARE YOU FUCKIN' HIGH?
Brick-O-Shit
USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 15:55:49 (EDT)

"my", "may" what's the difference? anyway, if anyone on this lurk has taken a high colonic I WILL SHIT A BRICK
Willy
USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 15:49:33 (EDT)

I prefer the pineapple culottes myself, and I think that chiquita chick my be on the dole...
Another Fruit Heard from
Hawaii, USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 15:44:48 (EDT)

I have my VERY OWN banana coulottes on.
Chiquita Banana
USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 15:18:53 (EDT)

Hey fellers, you SSS boyz going to the show, and are you gonna wear them silly culottes? I want to make sure I'm not embarassed by wearing the same outfit.
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 15:16:34 (EDT)

we know who you are and we know who you've been imitating...we recommend highly a bag upon your head at the next photo op.
the unknown SSS official
USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 15:06:43 (EDT)

Don't be fooled by mere velveeta
The Real Cheese
cheddar, USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 15:04:32 (EDT)

don't be fooled by mere imitation...
the real Willy
USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 14:53:47 (EDT)

heh. RIGHT! thanks for the heads up proctor - i meant in general...i know willy is out there on the lurk somewheres....
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 14:52:03 (EDT)

Uhh, grrl... I don't know how to break this to ya, but you may have been duped. note the lurk location "I'm poster 57" and the similarity between "I'm poster" and "imposter"... just don't wanna see your heart broken...
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 14:51:11 (EDT)

Oh it's me allright.
Willy
I'm poster 103, USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 14:47:50 (EDT)

oh willy! i never doubted that you were you!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 14:42:18 (EDT)

Can I do time for commiting a serial cereal killing while crossing lurk lines?
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 14:42:00 (EDT)

Oh it's me alright.
Willy
I'm poster 57, USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 14:39:22 (EDT)

I steal all the ladies hearts and like getting mushy.
Cookie Crook
USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 14:39:04 (EDT)

Did I mention I like peaches with my cereal?
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 14:38:05 (EDT)

We always thought that Tony guy was a bit flaky, and the ladies all tell us he gets mushy when its time to get it wet.
Snap, Crackle, and Pop
rice krispie, ri USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 14:36:32 (EDT)

He may dress Natalie, but I'm the one the ladies call the Cereal Killer.
Tony The Tiger
GRRRREAT!, ri USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 14:30:41 (EDT)

She called me brother too, but everyone knows I'm the one who is Natalie Dressed.
Tiger Wood
jealous, ri USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 14:28:17 (EDT)

Drift Wood was like a brother to me, but he seemed to just float off sometimes.
Natalie Wood
arelative, ri USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 14:25:59 (EDT)

I always thought those draft fellows were probably from my family's past tense.
Drift Wood
floeting, ri USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 14:23:24 (EDT)

He's better once he's got a few in him.
Draft Beer
USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 14:19:00 (EDT)

I've drawn the same conclusion about that Card guy.
Drafting Table
USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 14:18:12 (EDT)

I never thought that Card guy was very interesting.
Draft Bored
recruited, ri USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 14:15:58 (EDT)

That Dodger guy burns me up.
Draft Card
inducted, ri USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 14:13:14 (EDT)

That conscientious guy is just trying to avoid the breeze. (not to mention he spellz shity)
Draft Dodger
blowininthewind, ri USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 14:09:57 (EDT)

I am very consciencious of the objects around me.
Consiencious Objectifier
USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 13:57:53 (EDT)

I love peaches...!
Fruit Smuggler
USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 13:50:44 (EDT)

Peaches, don't let them objectify you as a wallet, titty or otherwise. I was objectified as a wallet and I'll be scarred for life.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 13:46:31 (EDT)

I jist want to let you all know that I'll be dancing down up at Fantasies this week. I got tits like wallets-INCLUDING the snaps.
Peaches
New London, CT USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 13:40:07 (EDT)

I been broke!
the illegitimate son of a broken man
USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 13:03:28 (EDT)

we been wet!
Willy's fingers
USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 12:58:38 (EDT)

After making sure he hadn't been followed the Local Rag reporter Boneyard had a clandestine meeting with "Deep Boat" to discuss the details of the scandal that has been fermenting unbeknownst to the citizenry of our fair city. Boneyard asked Deep Boat how far the conspiracy behind "Flounder Bone" went... Deep Boat replied, and I quote "It goes all the way to the top, just follow the seagulls.. you'll see, they always lead you to the bigger fish.".... stay tuned to the lurk for more updates....
Boneyard & Wurstein <investigativereporters@localrag.com>
onthedocks, ri USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 12:47:00 (EDT)

willy, do you need me to wet your three fingers???
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 12:36:45 (EDT)

i got tits like a man
Willy
USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 12:36:12 (EDT)

Now that Plunder Dome has run it's course, the time has come to announce the next big scandal... FLOUNDER BONE-- reporters Boneyard & Wurstein have uncovered a kettle of fish that will shock the citizens of RI to their very core. The identity of the ultra-secret source of these revelations will be refered to simply as DEEP BOAT. DEEP BOAT is uniquely situated to reveal the stench behind this scandal. Stay tuned to this lurk for further updates....
Boneyard & Wurstein <investigativereporters@localrag.com>
olneyville, ri USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 12:17:11 (EDT)

oooh, but what about the three fingers?! do i have to wet them myself???
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 12:09:13 (EDT)

jerzy, I understand that the action figures have all the functional parts if ya catch my drift.... Except the Teverance model which seems to have some persistent recurring defects... and yes, willy's hair is wet....
Proctor's gamble
rimfid, ri USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 11:44:15 (EDT)

WILLY!!!!!!! Where DA FUCK you at?!!!! I got's lil Willy Jr o'er here cryin' for his daddy! You listenin' to some alphabetically arranged cd or somethin'?!
Willy's Ex <shut@mouth.com>
Tallahassee, FLA USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 11:40:48 (EDT)

I really AM leaving, but ZING with that one Proctor. The wallet. Hmm. Let me get back to you on that one...
Ole L. S.
USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 11:38:37 (EDT)

Proctor, if you call Teverence an "action figure" than, yes. A brown and yella action figure.
Benny Sizzler Fanclub Captain
Lowell, MA USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 11:37:32 (EDT)

I've been objectified as a wallet, and I'll be scarred for life.....
Proctor's gamble
jungian, ri USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 11:36:15 (EDT)

Mightn't the lurk excuse me for a moment? My galpal's Beaver Chase and Marion from Newport are making a dump run. Anybody want a 1989 IBM 12 inch monitor?
Ole Lady Schroed's
USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 11:35:34 (EDT)

2 suspect word(s): Mediteranean, body hair.
Spell Check
Software, Application USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 11:33:37 (EDT)

But it was for an exhibit featuring prehistoric man at the Museum Of Natural history. I know, I know, don't let the Swedish surname confuse you, I assure you the body hair is strictly of Mediteranean descent...
Ole.L.S.
USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 11:32:07 (EDT)

might I add that I was asked to take my clothes off once. ..
O.L.Shroeder
USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 11:28:39 (EDT)

WORD UP Ole L. S.!!! i didn't want to get into that whole side of the biz...
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 11:26:07 (EDT)

The Ole Lady's take on the stripper saga. Let's see. The Ole Lady pretty much feels the way Jerzy does. God bless ya if you have the body and the desire to peel. It's an honest living. But the Ole Lady cautions that some peelers she knows have mental scars from the objectification they feel.
Ole L. S.
USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 11:24:58 (EDT)

ACTION FIGURES AND COSTUMES?!!? FUCK! and i'm gonna miss it?!!? FUCK!!!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 11:24:57 (EDT)

Is it really true that ther will be action figures of all the Bennys available at the show? I've also heard a rumor that some exciting costumes will be adorning the Sizzlers....
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 11:22:25 (EDT)

Hear ye hear ye, the Sizz is laying down some steaming grooves tomorrow eve. Horny Housewives from Newport, convicted Mayoral felons and a poetry spewing Proctor will hopefully comprise the audience
Benny Sizzler Fanclub Captain <nolife@all.com>
Next Door, To Benny USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 11:18:26 (EDT)

so what's your take O. L. Schroeder? on the strippin' saga?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 11:17:45 (EDT)

AND might I add (my coffee/jagger "morning glory" is just kicking in) that the stripper debate is the most titillating to date!
O.L. Shroed's
USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 11:15:04 (EDT)

And not to toot Benny's horn for him or anything, but golly i ber they don't have this kind of intelligent lurkin' o'er at that piss poor Creed webbie!
Ole L. Schroeder
USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 11:12:39 (EDT)

It's exciting to witness such discourse on the log! Why just the other day we had a big bruha over the Fred Gwynne controversy!
Ole Lady S
USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 11:11:07 (EDT)

It's time a REAL man logged on...
Ole Lady Shroeder
Riverside, RI USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 11:09:20 (EDT)

Our petard is ready, commence hoisting.....
Proctor's gamble
askinferit, ri USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 11:07:17 (EDT)

want me to learn 'em some manners willy? yer errant three, i mean. i bet they'd behave for me!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 11:07:12 (EDT)

well don't go inviting Them to take shots at ME proctor - at YOU is fine...but i don't want to be lumped in there with you - damn it man!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 11:05:17 (EDT)

Oh believe me jerzy, IT IS funny (more than you know) and we will both be quite the target today if I am any judge of the lurkers. I think willy is still in shock, but I'll guarantee the others will start burning up the keys at our expense any time now....
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 11:01:47 (EDT)

see what i mean?
Willy
USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 11:00:18 (EDT)

"we find YOU revolting!"
Willy's 3 fingers, said as one
USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 10:59:48 (EDT)

my fingers are revolting
Willy
USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 10:58:18 (EDT)

I'm running the show here...
Willy's 3rd finger
USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 10:26:49 (EDT)

yeah willy. i need them three fingers! NEED 'EM!!!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 10:25:17 (EDT)

well, as i recall, you've mentioned them several times over the past couple of months, but perhaps i'm wrong - that's beside the point. now...i got no problems a'tall with grrrls shakin' it for money. actually, i got no problem with anyone doing anything to bring home the bacon (so long as they're not hurting anyone, that is). when you metioned strippers, i started wondering what the draw was for a guy - i've known a couple who dig'em just for the titilation factor, but i've also known a few who actually think that the grrrls are getting into them, when most strippers i know are just working that angle to make more money. i wondered where you stood with that. then i just had to bust your chops a little about you gettin' some and that was inappropriate and unfunny (well it might've been funny to some of the other lurkers, i'm not sure), but for that i'm sorry. as for stripping being a more honest profession, i think it is as honest as any other kind of sales. the grrrls are selling a fantasy to men who are willing to buy...just cuz they're nekkid don't make'em more honest.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 10:23:11 (EDT)

Willy, I think you need to spend a little more time with your grrl. She's getting a bit testy longing for your threesome.
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 10:20:35 (EDT)

I can see we're going to have to shut this bitch down in the mornings...
Willy
USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 10:16:35 (EDT)

Benny, how go the preparations for Sizzle Fest? Are those bridge playing bitches from Newport coming? Is the pool of pirhanas ready and well camouflaged?.... enquiring lurkers want to know..
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 10:12:09 (EDT)

jerzy, I mentioned strippers once and I think I hit a nerve with you. What have you got against them? We sell our asses every day w**king for banks, in a lot of ways I think stripping is more honest w**k than what we do. What are your thoughts on that? (no real heat intended on this end either, by the way)
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 10:02:38 (EDT)

er...sincerest that is.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 09:55:27 (EDT)

hey proctor - no judgements here, i swear! i truly embrace the philosophy of being accepting and non-judgemental, but i got curious...you mention strippers a lot and it got me wondering...i'm also insatiably curious and sometimes the filter from brain to mouth (er, fingers in this case) doesn't work so well. and, no i don't equate fucking, free or not, with love. please forgive me if i hit a nerve, it was not intentional. i extend my sincerist apologies. feel free to tell me to piss off if i overstep in the future.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 09:51:27 (EDT)

When's the last time I got it free? Is that how YOU judge a love life... by how often you get fucked?
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 09:41:29 (EDT)

I don't need any reassurance that my personality makes me "worthy" of a woman's attention, and it would be absurd for me to defend the veracity and true heart I share with strangers, lovers, and friends over the lurk with someone who has never met me AND I might add is in no position to judge me.
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 09:39:10 (EDT)

ALSO...WHEN was the last time you got FREE MILK?! WITH ANOTHER PERSON?! sorry - i keep thinking of questions after i submit my query to the lurk....
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 09:32:42 (EDT)

AND...are you saying that you DO get the milk for free??? you say you like that woman, but does she like you too, or do you PAY her as well?!!?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 09:27:50 (EDT)

so it DOESN'T bother you that the ONLY reason those nubile squirming strippers go near you is because you PAY them to??? THAT is the question....i'm wondering if you think they actually LIKE your personality, see?!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 09:26:22 (EDT)

jerzy!.. I guessed we might be returning to the lap dance debate. I was a little busy here at the end of the w**k day yesterday, so I only got a chance to send out a quick lurk flame... I do actually date non-inflateable women on a regular basis. Saturday, I took out a woman I'd love to have a full time thing with (she's one of the most beautiful women I know AND she is a professor at a local college, masters degree and all that). We had dinner at a new high-end bistro called Josephine's.... HOWEVER, until I have something serious going, I see nothing wrong with sharing some laughs with a woman who happens to be naked. Whether money is involved or a one-nighter with an exchange of bodily fluids is involved, a passing fancy is just that a passing fancy... clear enough?.. OK everybody else, bring on the abuse....
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 09:20:35 (EDT)

News Flash-- With just one day til Sizzle Fest 2002, the air in Providence is electric with anticipation (or it's another ozone alert day). The mayor has decided his life is complete now that the Bennys are going to hit the stage and announced he will not run for office again. Buddy was heard to say in between sobs "There are no stains on the lurk, and Sizzle Fest 2002 will be the biggest thing to hit providence since the Blizzard of '78.".....
Proctor's gamble
rimfud, ri USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 09:00:37 (EDT)

good morning to the lurk! oh, and you too proctor...i'm feeling a bit pit-bullish, so would you mind clarifying your answer for me? thanks.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 08:57:58 (EDT)

AHHHHHH! I feared the lurk may have failed us just one day short of Sizzle Fest 2002. I was trying to shout out for the countdown yesterday (timmy, I was here. thanks for the 10, 9, 8,..)and my post to the lurk went postal. It screamed, jumped up and down, and refused to join the lurk. I see now it was merely a blip on the benny widescreen....
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 08:51:07 (EDT)

Check, check... 1...2..3.. are we lurking?
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 08:43:33 (EDT)

'Steve" what is this, this "band" you refer to..? We are but a log.
Benny Sizzler
Basement, USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 17:59:16 (EDT)

Your band sucks. Have I mentioned that yet?
"Steve"
Boston, MA USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 17:58:13 (EDT)

The rub is dubbed.
Benny Sizzler Technical Captain
USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 17:57:28 (EDT)

No really. I gotta go now. i have a life too. By Jerzy. Till later
Outty Outinsee.
USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 17:01:08 (EDT)

Looks like we lost the proc to nightschool. Or as I recently heard SOMEBODY refer to "Continuing Ed" as 'Horny housewives" Dear god....
Shit Starter Inc.
USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 16:58:48 (EDT)

10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,....hello?
Little T
USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 16:57:33 (EDT)

Is it time for the 5 o'clock countdown yet?
Little Timmy Hisself!
USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 16:56:43 (EDT)

NOW THIS IS WHAT I CALL A LURK!!!! YEEEEEE HAAAAAA!!!!... well I gotta do the tax thing.. I'm out... see ya in hell boyz......
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 16:56:42 (EDT)

er...not really...i asked if it bugged you to know that the only reason they're squirming in your lap is because you're giving them money...not what you prefer. why buy the cow if you can get the milk for free, see? CAN you get the milk for free???
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 16:56:23 (EDT)

uhh...sorry man. Didn't know you were responding. We cool?
Shit S.
USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 16:56:02 (EDT)

Yup. I'm back.
Backy Backinsee
USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 16:55:06 (EDT)

YEAH proctor, you MAD at jezy or somethin'? or JIST SKEERED?
Shit Starter
USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 16:54:17 (EDT)

jerzy, I prefer the free and loving sort of squirming, but it has been my unfortunate experience that you women are all completely out of your flipping minds... Ergo, while love is a many splendored (splintered?)thing, I don't get a hair across my ass about enjoying women in between stays at the asylum... does THAT answer your question?
Proctor's gamble
rimfud, ri USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 16:54:07 (EDT)

oh you'll be back...you'll be back alright, and soon...
this LURK
USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 16:53:02 (EDT)

I'm still here! i dint git fired yet!
The Final Cut
USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 16:52:51 (EDT)

Okay okay i'm off to the rocknroll control center to make the blessed cassette. GOD you people annoy me anyway. All the yap yap yapping in my brain from all of your incessant chatter. I can't take it anymore!!!!!!
resigned lurker
USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 16:51:34 (EDT)

proctor, are you giving me the silent treatment?!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 16:51:09 (EDT)

I'm slick and a mean MO FO; will call Rn'R HQ inre. THE FINAL CUT and I don't mean as in SALAMI
Willy
USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 16:50:56 (EDT)

SSS, you ROT!!!
Smarmy Bastard
USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 16:49:24 (EDT)

How do you spell me?
Technical Timmy
USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 16:49:22 (EDT)

Do I need to get on here and do some firing? that cock of a tecnical captain is OUTTA HERE!
Benny Sizzler
USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 16:48:45 (EDT)

'willy" I didn't say we were having technical difficulties, I just didn't feel like doin it, okay? Let's get that straight. The Captain knows his shit Give me 1 hour.
BS Technical captain
USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 16:47:35 (EDT)

There will be NO nakednesss, squirming, weebling, rotting, etc.. from our pure Aryan toys! IS THAT UNDERSTOOD?
Adolf Von Hasbro
Tightass, ri USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 16:46:22 (EDT)

the word SMARMY is definitely NOT allowed on this LURK
another SSS "official"
USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 16:46:07 (EDT)

i DON'T exist anymore? i didn't know that. Was i recalled?
Weebles
USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 16:45:21 (EDT)

Why so suddenly silent Mr. Proctor?
Enquiring Mind
USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 16:45:15 (EDT)

technical difficulties...late night pick up tonight?
the real slick Willy
USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 16:44:48 (EDT)

Yeah, Mr. Avoidy the Question, let's have some discourse!
Little Timmy's Friend
USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 16:44:27 (EDT)

Little Timmy is at tee ball.
Little Timmy's friend
USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 16:42:51 (EDT)

are you ignoring my question proctor??? i'm sincerely curious!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 16:42:47 (EDT)

Well, Mr. Smarmy Potato Head! At least YOU still exist! I am now defunct. You punk ass bitch motherfucker.
Weeble Wobble
Romper Room, Hasbro USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 16:41:40 (EDT)

I AM not little Timmy but i AM his friend. he told me to tell the Lurk YOU ALL ROT!
Little Timmy's friend
USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 16:41:38 (EDT)

I do the stickin' around here
The Topless Phlobotomist
USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 16:40:59 (EDT)

well, well, we've reached the bottom... and you know what?.. I LIKE IT!! even the curb is biting back.. I'll remember that from now on when it's time to walk the mutt.. and..(timmy, help me here).. YOU ROT! HEE HEE!!
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 16:40:35 (EDT)

Do NOT mention the dirty name "weebles" around me. Why that pissant of a toy nearly ruined me-cuz i DO falldown!
Mr. Potato head
USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 16:38:50 (EDT)

WILLY!!!!!!! Ima talkin' to you! Whaddya WORKIN' or somethin'? Boss call ya in? Firedrill? Stern firing?
Benny sizzler T C
USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 16:37:32 (EDT)

I don't wiggle. I wobble. AND...I DON'T fall down.
Weeble Wobble
Romper Room, Hasbro USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 16:36:53 (EDT)

Proctor, Dear boy, you shouldn't have to pay for that action. I've got a bucket o' clam worms that'll do the same thing-only cheaper and without all the sex yappin' with the Rhode island accent!
One in the KNOW
USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 16:35:20 (EDT)

ooohhh, look at me, I'm like a wiggly head. I'm all wiggly. Does this turn you on? i'm SO WIGGLY!
The squirming lady
USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 16:33:32 (EDT)

Seems there was a problem with the incentive on the part of the technician
BSTC
USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 16:31:55 (EDT)

Kick me!
The crotch
USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 16:30:56 (EDT)

"Willy", -if that IS your real name...be alerted that the BS techincal Capt is STILL working on your cassette rub...
BS Technical Captain
USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 16:30:10 (EDT)

hey proctor, i'm curious...doesn't it bug you to know that they're only squirming in your lap because you're giving them money? maybe i'm approaching it from the wrong side, but that would bug me if i were in a similar situation.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 16:30:06 (EDT)

step off Proctor...
the curb
USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 16:28:23 (EDT)

I've been kicked, bitten, ate and squarshed.
Proctor's Bottom Donut
USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 16:28:18 (EDT)

Alas, kicked to the curb again... I'll be forced to console myself with some gorgeous naked girl squirming in my lap... I don't know how I take the pain (sigh)... oh and I forgot to mention earlier,... SSS, YOU ROT (commence to frown)..
Proctor's gamble
rimfud, ri USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 16:24:51 (EDT)

Gladly...hehehe!
An Errant Foot
USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 16:17:13 (EDT)

somebody kick me
Proctor's bottom
USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 16:13:04 (EDT)

let me clarify: NO amount of money would get "it" for you from me proctor...
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 16:12:28 (EDT)

jerzy, bottom dollar? is that a g-string stored buck? Are you hinting that you'd rather be paid for it?
Proctor's gamble
thestrip, ri USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 16:09:18 (EDT)

oh those wacky brits... check out this story.... Hormones in Semen Shown to Make Women Feel Good--- Wed Jun 26, 2:09 PM ET LONDON (Reuters) - Hormones in semen may help to ease female depression because women whose partners don't use condoms are less likely to feel down. Scientists at the State University of New York suspect the mood-altering hormones are absorbed through the vagina and make women feel good...
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 16:05:25 (EDT)

I been bet!
Proctor's bottom dollar
USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 16:05:06 (EDT)

Mr. Gamble you of all lurkers should know what happens after we frown...YOU frown...
same SSS official
USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 16:04:46 (EDT)

proctor...you can bet your bottom dollar that i'd NEVER be free to you...
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 16:02:24 (EDT)

SSS, you FROWN on imposters?... that's it,.. you frown? That'll scare them off "alright".. .
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 15:49:47 (EDT)

ahhh.. jerzy, what's with finger boy? And if you're getting too warm, feel free to get naked... I'll take a lapdance if you're free too...
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 15:42:53 (EDT)

we frown on Willy imposters...
an SSS official
USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 15:42:40 (EDT)

Thaa reeyal Wiiily woud nevra miisppell "awlright".
Willlllleeeee
I'm poster 4, USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 15:33:40 (EDT)

Tha reyal Wiillly woood nevu mizpelll "allryte".
Willleee
I'm post here 3, USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 15:31:06 (EDT)

where did you get your dna samples from? do you have to be topless to do your work or is it just the heat outside?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 15:29:17 (EDT)

The reel Willey wood neva mispelll the wurd "alrite".
Willee
I'm post here too, USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 15:27:49 (EDT)

Jerzy, I took that "dude's" blood and I'm telling you the DNA don't match up quite right...
The Topless Phlobotomist
USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 15:25:54 (EDT)

How sad that "Willy" is left to lurk alone. Where are all your supposed comrades, comrade?
Concerned Lurker
Lincoln, NE USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 15:24:40 (EDT)

my head is spinning! an imposter willy?! oh dear! is that like designer imposter fragrances?!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 15:24:03 (EDT)

a brown paper bag on one's head often does wonders...
Benny Bag Hat <www.donotlook@me.com>
USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 15:14:20 (EDT)

The real Willy would never misspell the word "alright".
the real Willy
USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 15:00:00 (EDT)

Oh, I'm me allright...
Willy
I'm post here, USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 14:55:47 (EDT)

I've been rubbed off!
the cassette
USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 14:22:01 (EDT)

I think that Willy has an imposter. A cheap knockoff to boot. His posts don't have the same tenor that Willy's have...just a hunch.
Suspicious Susie
USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 14:14:58 (EDT)

Oh, I'm running allright...
Buddy Cianci
The Big House, RI USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 14:07:35 (EDT)

Man Tits, our engineer is either gonna burn you a cd or rub you a cassette. The technician hasn't started either yet. please stand by.
Compact Cassette Technology
Basment, USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 14:06:43 (EDT)

oh and, you didn't hear any of this from MOI, see?!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 13:46:42 (EDT)

well, there is apparently a history betwixt us and them...so it'll all get settled in the london courts. we've taken them to court in the past for the same sort of poaching behavior...and won. everything is not so black and white apparently...AND the post reporter is based in NYC - has not been in the london courtroom that this is all happening in.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 13:46:11 (EDT)

jerzy, I have a bit of advice for your cohorts... play the downside of any company with Arthur Anderson as its accountant... word to the traders....
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 13:29:16 (EDT)

Arafat's running and Buddy's not, who'd a thunk... me run? I'm with Groucho on that score, I wouldn't be a member of any club that would have me.
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 13:14:32 (EDT)

well are YOU going to run proctor?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 13:07:24 (EDT)

i don't believe it, but Buddy's not gonna run for mayor. What d'ya figure folks, will he devote full time to marinara manufacturing or will he start stiching orange culottes?
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 12:58:04 (EDT)

willy baby, i'm up for anything yer offerin'! vroom!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 12:34:24 (EDT)

Benny, email or call if/when you got that compact coulotte...
Willy
USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 12:27:15 (EDT)

anybody up for a Coffee Coulotte?
Willy
USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 12:11:44 (EDT)

this here log's a sinking sh!thole come lunchtime
Willy
USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 11:49:40 (EDT)

he sure do
the real Willy
USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 11:27:35 (EDT)

Does Willy have a compact cassette player in his vehicle?
Car Entertainment Center Committee
Circuit Shitty, USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 11:15:50 (EDT)

what animal does the saugy come from?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 11:14:51 (EDT)

who's got the Italian on a bulky?
the sub sub committee
USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 10:59:04 (EDT)

I'ma sick and tired of all you meet snobs sayin' I ain't quite right. Have you ever had me "beefstewstyle"?
The much maligned Saugy
Providence, RI USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 10:57:32 (EDT)

Our advisory opinion to the "Performing in Public Board" is a negative one.
The Sub Committee
USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 10:55:09 (EDT)

ready for public consumption eh... is that ready like saugy ready, ya know, like you can have it here but it's not fit to cross state lines?
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 10:55:06 (EDT)

we're hoping you'll stop practicing very soon
the abutted
USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 10:53:43 (EDT)

I'm sayin' the Sizz is about one practice away from a first gig myself
The abutter
USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 10:52:05 (EDT)

after careful consideration, we hereby decree the Benny Sizzler ready for public consumption
the Committee
USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 10:46:59 (EDT)

Proctor, "w**kplace" is the shit.
Somebody else again
USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 10:45:00 (EDT)

Holy shit Jerzy...This stunt makes the burger eatin' contest, well, seem like a burger eatin' contest...looks like today's honesty snacks are on the house...
Somebody Else
USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 10:43:46 (EDT)

irratate
irratate <irratate>
irratate, irrate irratate - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 10:36:42 (EDT)

Did someone just irratate me?
Senator Chaffed
USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 10:35:35 (EDT)

someone's nipples are rock hard...
a certain someone
USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 09:58:07 (EDT)

let me just say that the fit has hit the shan.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 09:52:33 (EDT)

glad i brought my flak jacket...s'all i'm a'gonna say.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 09:25:03 (EDT)

jerzy, what a fun loving bunch you w**k with. Talk about your vulture squadrons... it's no wonder you're driven to the lurk. judging by that article you'd be well advised to get yourself a kevlar cubicle. the burger/head shaving/fisticuffs aspects of your w**kplace make disturbing sense now. Well, if we must operate from inside the belly of the beast we should at least give 'em a hell of a case of indigestion.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 09:21:47 (EDT)

disposable bennywear?
Artie Spur <wipe@yourperil.com>
bucket, USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 09:14:13 (EDT)

Mornin' all! I know I left with those oh so important questions hanging in the lurk. The rock star in question is... Ian Hunter of Mott the Hoople fame. I thought that was the give away to all you young dudes..
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 09:08:57 (EDT)

good morning one and all. check out this front page - i'm not sayin' anything, but perhaps this is where SOMEBODY works..... http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/51272.htm
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 08:51:35 (EDT)

TEVERENCE! I know you're on here!
Hymers
Up at the One, USA - Tuesday, June 25, 2002 at 18:42:29 (EDT)

Proctor, would that be Iggy?
Quizzy Masters
USA - Tuesday, June 25, 2002 at 17:18:52 (EDT)

YOU ROT!
Little Timmy
USA - Tuesday, June 25, 2002 at 17:18:07 (EDT)

and Mr. gamble...?
Little Timmy
USA - Tuesday, June 25, 2002 at 17:17:43 (EDT)

Mr. gamble, I sorry I have not been around to give you the daily 5 o'clock countdown. I have Tee Ball.
Little Timmy
Next Door, USA - Tuesday, June 25, 2002 at 17:17:15 (EDT)

Chabot, you gonna sell me that 50 watt or what?
Mean Joe G <stillrockin'@plaid.com>
Basement, RI USA - Tuesday, June 25, 2002 at 17:15:57 (EDT)

gamble man's out.... see ya in hell boyz............
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Tuesday, June 25, 2002 at 16:58:06 (EDT)

OK boyz and grrlz, Rome was built on seven hills and so is Providence, can you name them? (the providence hills that is), and bonus question, though he already had some famous friends, who rocketed to stardom after beating the crap out of a heckler then splitting his skin tight pants as he got back on stage at The Palace?... of course he finished the show with the split pants...
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Tuesday, June 25, 2002 at 16:42:28 (EDT)

Don, it's simply trickery. They've stapled the sizzler's heads to unsuspecting rockers in an imitation of Fred Gwynn's illustrious career. If the show Friday resembles Car 54 or The Munsters, you'll know why. I understand the Bennys are even considering getting instruments before the gig... god help us all....
Proctor's gamble
rumfud , ri USA - Tuesday, June 25, 2002 at 16:08:21 (EDT)

Hey, I don't understand how you guys can have live photos of yourselves in your movie, yet you've never even played a show. How can this be?
Don from Columbo <i want answeres @ my brain>
Trenchcoat Dick, USA - Tuesday, June 25, 2002 at 15:28:04 (EDT)

Oh the wagon's are definitely circling around Martha Stewart's azalea patch. I don't even care if she goes to jail, as long as they stop her from being on the tube. A person can only take so much "quaint" bullshit without popping the cork....
Proctor's gamble
rimfud, ri USA - Tuesday, June 25, 2002 at 15:21:27 (EDT)

here's some fat for you to chew on proctor: http://www.thesmokinggun.com
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, June 25, 2002 at 15:10:25 (EDT)

gail.............chil............gene.......what year is this...........i miss you guys....peace
cheffy boy <chefdc1@hotmail.com>
Millsboro, DE USA - Tuesday, June 25, 2002 at 15:03:22 (EDT)

more like sickly fascinated proctor - kind of like when you you see an accident victim - you can't help but look.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, June 25, 2002 at 13:41:14 (EDT)

I had a feeling my choice of words would come back at me. jerzy, I didn't mean to get you aroused by making you think I had some kind of deformity. My hair is hanging from the proper spot atop my head. You'll have to stick with willy for your sideshow fetishes. Willy, flash her the fingers will'ya...
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Tuesday, June 25, 2002 at 13:24:44 (EDT)

EBOLA?!!?! ANTHRAX?!!?!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, June 25, 2002 at 13:02:11 (EDT)

Did someone say prostate cancer?
Youthful Timmy
Oblivious, USA - Tuesday, June 25, 2002 at 12:59:12 (EDT)

it's not VD, is it?!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, June 25, 2002 at 12:49:08 (EDT)

You have gout?
Young One
Tight & Robust, USA - Tuesday, June 25, 2002 at 12:43:01 (EDT)

so wait...you've got a hairy back?!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, June 25, 2002 at 12:41:26 (EDT)

I have a full thick mane of hair half way down my back and a full beard and mustache. As to my aged condition I'm usually mistaken for ten years younger than I am. And on nights on the town the "young" ones quickly find out they ain't got what this old man has.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Tuesday, June 25, 2002 at 12:27:24 (EDT)

how much hair you got in your advanced age, proctor?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, June 25, 2002 at 12:15:22 (EDT)

Mean Joe, if you wants me ta bust a rhyme I'd certainly be obliging. I don't have to wet my hair or anything do I?
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Tuesday, June 25, 2002 at 12:07:13 (EDT)

word to the aBUTTer...see you at jams...same time same hole
Willy
USA - Tuesday, June 25, 2002 at 11:47:07 (EDT)

God DAMN why can't that Benny Sizzler move so I's can git some peace an quiet fer once.
An abutter
Middletown, Basement USA - Tuesday, June 25, 2002 at 11:40:49 (EDT)

Yeah, Proc. I gisso. You know, the acne crust Is fo real and it don't make for the best stage show. Gonna do some impromptu standup poetry by any chance?
Mean Joe G
USA - Tuesday, June 25, 2002 at 11:39:13 (EDT)

I'm so outta here.
a neighbor
USA - Tuesday, June 25, 2002 at 11:01:43 (EDT)

M. Joe G - boy am i glad to hear that all's well! phew! thank the lurk for small favors!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, June 25, 2002 at 10:48:09 (EDT)

hell yeah, i appreciate 'em willy! oh yes i do!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, June 25, 2002 at 10:45:47 (EDT)

acne crust, dildos, and murderous mayham... I see the lurk is back to what passes for normal here... Yo Mean Joe! How's it hanging? Are you ready to storm the stage Friday ?
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Tuesday, June 25, 2002 at 10:45:28 (EDT)

at least the grrl from JC can appreciate good fingers when she sees three of 'em...word...
Willy
USA - Tuesday, June 25, 2002 at 10:42:01 (EDT)

now WHY are you calling willy a dildo?! is that REALLY necessary?! c'mon people!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, June 25, 2002 at 10:38:31 (EDT)

That dildo Willy can give up his night job. The doctor is IN.
Dr.Rythym
Your's, USA - Tuesday, June 25, 2002 at 10:31:48 (EDT)

Somebody ELSE almost killed the hag!
Somebody Else
USA - Tuesday, June 25, 2002 at 10:03:11 (EDT)

Those were REAL tears and those were REAL PJ's! The unwashed teeth and acne crust around the mouth were not real however...
Mean Joe G
Neighborhood, Community USA - Tuesday, June 25, 2002 at 10:01:54 (EDT)

Jerzy, thanks for the concern over my irregularity. I think the combination of intense Karate training and the daily injections of male growth hormone may have contriubuted to the lapse. All seems well now.
Mean Joe G
USA - Tuesday, June 25, 2002 at 09:59:58 (EDT)

hey, somebody wants to know what somebody means by pseudo tears and WHERE WITH ALL. anybody?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, June 25, 2002 at 09:54:34 (EDT)

somebody almost hit somebody running across some road in pseudo-tears wearin' nothin' but her WHERE-WITH-ALL
somebody
USA - Tuesday, June 25, 2002 at 09:50:03 (EDT)

i'd lick anything willy offered me. oh yeah. most definitely...i would.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, June 25, 2002 at 09:13:02 (EDT)

well, here's what the NY Times reported: http://www.nytimes.com/2002/06/25/national/25CIAN.html i missed the news on tv last night.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, June 25, 2002 at 09:12:20 (EDT)

did buddy's conviction make the waves down there? the reaction up here is distubingly close to the brit's fussing over princess di...
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Tuesday, June 25, 2002 at 08:59:01 (EDT)

salt mine eh?.. maybe willy will treat you to a three fingered salt lick... keep near cover it sounds like your surroundings are starting to resemble a post office (if ya catch my drift)
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Tuesday, June 25, 2002 at 08:51:29 (EDT)

the thing is i'm not burnt. not burnt at all. see? just tired and a feeling a little wonky. came into the salt mines today. hopefully no fights will break out.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, June 25, 2002 at 08:43:43 (EDT)

watch out jerzy, ask just a few more questions and you'll be sounding like I did yesterday. Are you medicated or some such? I've had sun poisoning before, it's bad news... it's like combining a bad acid trip with napalm....
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Tuesday, June 25, 2002 at 08:34:14 (EDT)

hi gail. i'm a bit concerned. did you skip your period last month? i know you are the brains behind the operation so thus i worry that you might be all wiped out from your hardcore rock star lifestyle, which could be causing some things to fall by the wayside - do you need to make an appointment to see a doctor? perhaps you just forgor to make note in last month's news? no matter - please take care of yourself - i don't want to lose you!
jerzy grrrl <concerned@foryourhealth.com>
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, June 25, 2002 at 06:42:22 (EDT)

I'm a good read!
A Little Pigeon Toad
Random , House - Tuesday, June 25, 2002 at 01:37:33 (EDT)

Moe, I love you.
Fred Gwynne
Pearly, GAtes - Tuesday, June 25, 2002 at 01:32:08 (EDT)

I'm lonely agin. Lonely for a self prostrate exam. Proctor, could you hold this mirror? Thanks
Lonely Lurker
USA - Tuesday, June 25, 2002 at 01:31:07 (EDT)

Why don't you two just get married anyway? What with your secret backwards talking and hand signals. GOD!
Nosy Nana <leftout@dark.com>
Langston, PA USA - Tuesday, June 25, 2002 at 01:29:12 (EDT)