lurkive june 20-24 2002

green viper?, is that some kind of code talk between commrades
Confusednik
USSRA - Monday, June 24, 2002 at 23:34:02 (EDT)

yeah, it's sun poison...like a green viper
Willy
USA - Monday, June 24, 2002 at 20:06:42 (EDT)

SOME people think i'm suffering from sun poisoning...
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, June 24, 2002 at 20:01:41 (EDT)

It's now official. Today was a complete piece of fucking crap. 1. car overheats 2a. wait 2+hours for tow, 2b. it never shows up 3. Limp car home 4. Get pulled over by our finast 5a. have no registration, 5b. expired plates 5c. no insurance. 6. saved by the log
Moe Ron <rather be @ home in bed crying>
Eat Me, USA - Monday, June 24, 2002 at 19:57:46 (EDT)

And I'm not talking about those pre-stained Benny Sizzler underpants either.
The Commish again
USA - Monday, June 24, 2002 at 18:26:19 (EDT)

Does anybody have anything to sell that i can take a cut of? Thanks.
The Commish
USA - Monday, June 24, 2002 at 18:25:26 (EDT)

Proc,Jerz, so sorry about the lonesome lurk. But now you know how I feel-alone after 5pm. Long after folks who receive regular paychecks and benefits have gone home I sit and cry on the log.
Mean Joe G
Not eligible for the dole, USA - Monday, June 24, 2002 at 18:23:47 (EDT)

just sit right back and you'll hear a tale.... well you know the rest of that one... I'm out... see ya in hell boyz.........
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Monday, June 24, 2002 at 16:57:47 (EDT)

it was a long lonely lurk today, and now i've gotta do three hours of class tonight... subject: tax preparation... it's no wonder I've taken to singing sitcom lyrics...
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Monday, June 24, 2002 at 16:51:10 (EDT)

willy, going out to three finger the ol' soft ball?
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Monday, June 24, 2002 at 16:16:42 (EDT)

They're creepy and they're kooky, Mysterious and spooky, They're all together ooky, The Addams Family. Their house is a museum Where people come to see 'em They really are a scream The Addams Family. (Neat),(Sweet),(Petite) So get a witches shawl on A broomstick you can crawl on We're gonna pay a call on The Addams Family.
Lurch
ookyville, USA - Monday, June 24, 2002 at 16:14:24 (EDT)

I go swing bat now.
Willy
USA - Monday, June 24, 2002 at 16:13:36 (EDT)

Tra la la, la la la la, tra la la, la la la la Tra la la, la la la la, tra la la, la la la la Four banana, three banana, two bananas, one All bananas playing in the bright warm sun, Flipping like a pancake, popping like a cork, Fleagle, Bingo, Drooper and, Snork....
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Monday, June 24, 2002 at 16:02:48 (EDT)

oh where, oh where have the little lurks gone? oh where, oh where can they bee?.....
Proctor's gamble
mtfud, ri USA - Monday, June 24, 2002 at 15:43:03 (EDT)

that sunshine stuff has obviously lured the lurkers from their cyber posts and out into the meat world... when will they learn the dangers of such passing notions?
Proctor's gamble
echosville, nowhere - Monday, June 24, 2002 at 15:21:58 (EDT)

A doctored munster... of course! it's a pretty slick job if your call's right jerzy... I went perusing for a gwynn pic and found out he wrote kids books.. dig the titles- The King Rained, A Chocolate Moose For Supper, and my fave A Little Pigeon Toad.
Proctor's gamble
iseethelight, ri USA - Monday, June 24, 2002 at 15:02:30 (EDT)

photoshop proctor, photoshop.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, June 24, 2002 at 14:50:20 (EDT)

I think beating them about the head with a keyboard until they reform their tootling ways is in order.... I still want a date on that freddy pic. It has that late 50s, early 60s look to it, which would be too long ago for fred to be looking like that....
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Monday, June 24, 2002 at 14:32:45 (EDT)

so, let me ask you all out there in bennyland...what's the consensus on people who seriously close their emails by signing "tootles"?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, June 24, 2002 at 14:23:07 (EDT)

okay, the swelling has gone down folks. nothing to see here. move it along.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, June 24, 2002 at 14:18:43 (EDT)

that most certainly is he.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, June 24, 2002 at 14:13:48 (EDT)

the eyes look right and he has the massive upper lip area, but by the time fred got the second chin he wasn't looking so chipper (My Cousin Vinny). what say the other lurkers? (the pic is in the graffito section)
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Monday, June 24, 2002 at 14:07:03 (EDT)

oh it's me alright...
Herman Munster
USA - Monday, June 24, 2002 at 13:59:51 (EDT)

I'm begining to get a suspicion that benny poster does in fact NOT picture Fred Gwynn. If the picture is as old as it seems, Fred would have been too young to have the sagging jowl of the gent pictured. Yo Chilligan, where'd ya get the pic and how old is it?...
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Monday, June 24, 2002 at 13:50:57 (EDT)

you know what happens when you let me lurk alone... now let me see, what do I feel like singing?.....
solo lurker
nodsville, USA - Monday, June 24, 2002 at 13:43:00 (EDT)

jerzy, scenic providence will be national news tonight. buddy has been found guilty of at least some of the charges, including a rico charge. if you see some screwball selling free buddy shirts, he's a compadre of ours... and yes he is in the mortgage biz...
Proctor's gamble
ricocity, ri USA - Monday, June 24, 2002 at 13:18:48 (EDT)

The Buddy thing might just be a false start. The speculation about a verdict was based on the way the jury was dressed... they're dressed more formally today than other days so the guess is they've dressed up for the cameras... we'll see.....
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Monday, June 24, 2002 at 12:29:27 (EDT)

news about to flash... It appears our illustrious Mayor ala Prov. is going to hear the verdict soon in his racketeering case..... Buddy has ruled for a long time, but how will he take to being ruled on?....... we'll know soon.
Proctor's gamble
gavel2gavel, ri USA - Monday, June 24, 2002 at 12:03:12 (EDT)

jerzy, i'm not sick, but I am in the grips of very nasty allergy trauma. I've been trying to find the balance between my head exploding from nasal pressure and a complete mental meltdown from the allergy meds.... as is evident in my lurk, I'm only being marginally successful with the balancing act... what are those swimming spots on the wall and why are they talking to me?...
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Monday, June 24, 2002 at 11:22:37 (EDT)

i'd love to see willy with wet hair...yum!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, June 24, 2002 at 11:20:50 (EDT)

At Saturday night's practice willy did in fact wet his hair.
Herman Munster
Hollywood, USA - Monday, June 24, 2002 at 11:15:06 (EDT)

why ARE you asking so many questions proctor?!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, June 24, 2002 at 11:13:21 (EDT)

Excuse me, did you say two yutes?
Fred Gwynn
munster, cheese - Monday, June 24, 2002 at 11:00:49 (EDT)

Did you say YUTES?
Fred Gwynn
munster, cheese - Monday, June 24, 2002 at 10:57:26 (EDT)

muuj oko?...de mijne ooglid?... foreign language?.. secret code?.... is the swelling in the cranial area?.. am I asking too many questions?... why am I asking so many friggin questions?...
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Monday, June 24, 2002 at 10:54:00 (EDT)

muuj oko. or if you'd rather...de mijne ooglid. see?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, June 24, 2002 at 10:48:19 (EDT)

Are we all in agreement that afore mentioned Fred Gwynn IS in fact the model for the inaugeral Benny Sizzler poster?
Lenny Sizzler
Other Basement, USA - Monday, June 24, 2002 at 10:43:20 (EDT)

word doc. word. you can send any get well letters, cards and gifts to: jerzy grrrl, jc, nj. 07302 thanks.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, June 24, 2002 at 10:43:11 (EDT)

Swell?... I'm familiar with scorch affect of the sun being of an Irish genetic background, But swell? What the hell swells?
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Monday, June 24, 2002 at 10:43:03 (EDT)

Swell, yet not well?
Dr. Benny Sizzler
HMO, USA - Monday, June 24, 2002 at 10:41:32 (EDT)

Rumor has it Fred Gwynn will be doing a cameo with the Bennys on Saturday at Ralph's. Stay tuned for other possible star sightings to look for at Sizzle Fest 2002.....
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Monday, June 24, 2002 at 10:40:07 (EDT)

i am actually "sick" and will be staying in all day. too much sun makes things swell, see?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, June 24, 2002 at 10:39:44 (EDT)

willy! sigh!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, June 24, 2002 at 10:39:05 (EDT)

word to the willy.....
Proctor's gamble
wordyword, ri USA - Monday, June 24, 2002 at 10:33:41 (EDT)

by the way, word to any small banana-shaped dog in surf shorts...
Willy
USA - Monday, June 24, 2002 at 10:28:57 (EDT)

word to the lurk...and all the aphids therein...
Willy
USA - Monday, June 24, 2002 at 10:28:06 (EDT)

we are ponderously slow...but we come in great numbers to devour the new growth on your favorite plants
the aphids
USA - Monday, June 24, 2002 at 10:16:16 (EDT)

when I was a boy I was routinely tortured...
Jon from Dohnston
USA - Monday, June 24, 2002 at 10:11:05 (EDT)

Nobody thinks I'm hot. Not even when I wear my rising sun headband.
Don from Johnston
Not Hot, USA - Monday, June 24, 2002 at 10:03:06 (EDT)

"sick"... well it's a fine day to bleed the corporate piggies for a little compensation. You gonna lurk all day or get out and catch a few rays and toss a few frosty ones back?
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Monday, June 24, 2002 at 09:30:06 (EDT)

i got the hots for willy all the time proctor. just felt as though i needed to reiterate this fine day. makes me feel better since i'm "sick". oh, and, HI WILLY! HI!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, June 24, 2002 at 09:19:57 (EDT)

jerzy, seems like you always mention the hots for the willy one first thing in the morn. Is your libido in overdrive in the morning or is just pent up leftovers from the night before.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Monday, June 24, 2002 at 09:17:59 (EDT)

that willy is one hot three fingered drummer.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, June 24, 2002 at 09:09:44 (EDT)

good morning one and all...this grrrl is home today. no stories from the front lines.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, June 24, 2002 at 09:08:41 (EDT)

stick a "me" twixt snag and Saturday.
Proctor's gamble
oops, USA - Monday, June 24, 2002 at 08:38:01 (EDT)

The coppers tried to snag Saturday, but after eluding the SSS so many times those shlubs were an easy mark. Although I didn't know they had installed speed guns in their buttocks... very disturbing.... Oh and I'm happy to report the gringo got a striper.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Monday, June 24, 2002 at 08:35:15 (EDT)

I can't wait till Monday morning.Then all my friends will be back to play with me. I am so lonely and I suspect, dead inside.
Lonely Lurker <nobodylikesme@all.com>
USA - Sunday, June 23, 2002 at 22:16:26 (EDT)

Your band sucks, oh, and check out "Tempest Bledsoe next friday at the Ratt.
"Steve" <neon@gigbag.com>
USA - Sunday, June 23, 2002 at 22:10:59 (EDT)

I been cut
The Cheese
Cheese Ass, WI USA - Sunday, June 23, 2002 at 22:07:34 (EDT)

HAHA!
The big fat sweaty heavy OTHER ball
R&R control, USA - Sunday, June 23, 2002 at 21:34:10 (EDT)

Just wonderin' if anybody caught a look at my bitchin' skorts.
Chiquita <Humiliation@haircut.com>
Basement, USA - Sunday, June 23, 2002 at 21:28:57 (EDT)

Oh dear Willy. I've caught you on this porn site again. Alone. Alone with your "characters". Your voices as it were. Oh Willy.
Willy's Mother
willytown, Willystate Willy Country - Sunday, June 23, 2002 at 21:27:32 (EDT)

well I'm sick of all the voices...the lurk has been abandoned...word to your precious mothers...
Steamboat Willy
USA - Sunday, June 23, 2002 at 18:20:32 (EDT)

I'm hit!
a big fat heavy SWEATY ball
USA - Sunday, June 23, 2002 at 18:12:19 (EDT)

tis websit we luove it in are villige
Ingmar Ishtar
USA - Sunday, June 23, 2002 at 18:06:27 (EDT)

cut me again i'll kill ya!
the salami
USA - Sunday, June 23, 2002 at 17:53:47 (EDT)

hatchbacks rule
Willy
USA - Sunday, June 23, 2002 at 17:35:20 (EDT)

That's spelled with TWO P's, thank you...
The striper
Providence, RI USA - Sunday, June 23, 2002 at 16:37:09 (EDT)

Oh yeah, any of you pussie's got a '87 Totoya Camry HATCHBACK with a 4 barrel? I think not!
Lace Laroux <don't memba>
Cumberland, USA - Sunday, June 23, 2002 at 16:35:42 (EDT)

You are quite the stickler Miss Bea, must come with the age.
Don from Plymouth
426, Roadrunner - Sunday, June 23, 2002 at 14:39:55 (EDT)

Stop stealing my thunder. Please.
Joe Dirt
USA - Sunday, June 23, 2002 at 01:18:14 (EDT)

Oh, lord, Don! I may be just a rich old post-menopausal widow, but I DO know my muscle-car era big block V8 engine displacements! A 454 hemi?! Don't be ridiculous. That's a Chevy/Buick powerplant you must be thinking of. Your dead-on with Mr. Chase's displacement, however.
Bea "Beaver" Chace <not applicable>
Newport, RI USA - Saturday, June 22, 2002 at 13:45:01 (EDT)

a 454 hemi on his 2" semi ?
Don from Johnston
Fuji Blimp, USA - Saturday, June 22, 2002 at 11:42:33 (EDT)

Oh, and I know ALL ABOUT uric acid, believe me Snorky!! Mr Chace owned a franchise of walk-in urological clinics - he was killed (and I almost was!!!) when he was trying out some new prosthetic gadget of his. I think he called it a ...."hemi"..... or some such thing.
Bea "Beaver" Chace <NA>
Newport, RI USA - Saturday, June 22, 2002 at 09:10:07 (EDT)

Oooooh, I ADORE how you people skewer pop culture icons, riff on current events, and badger each other with nasty repartee. It's delightful!!! I haven't had this much fun since the late Mr. Chace let me drive his vintage .... "hemi" ... I think he called it. Why, I think I AM fuckin' high!!!!!
Beatrice "Beaver" Chace <don't use it>
Newport, RI USA - Saturday, June 22, 2002 at 09:04:59 (EDT)

yeah but i do add linkin to the log. better than linkin park -- or is it?
Art Spur <handball@goalmouth.com>
warwick, bung USA - Saturday, June 22, 2002 at 08:17:06 (EDT)

RIP Wendy O. You and the squirrels.
Just some guy
USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 23:56:03 (EDT)

Fuck all you living losers. I STILL rule and I love squirrels too.
Wendy O.
Heaven, Above - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 21:37:43 (EDT)

Jerzy, you okay? Fear not the SSS. They couldn't deduce their way out of a urine caked Snork costume.
Benny Sizzler
Basement, USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 21:33:43 (EDT)

What hell hath been wrought on this log today? Benny goes away for one day to get his balls lifted and comes back to all kinds of monkey business,
Benny Sizzler
Basement, USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 21:31:25 (EDT)

I smell a Hotspurs fan on this hear log...
Sniffer
USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 21:28:18 (EDT)

mortgage place pic has drummer in middle from that'll learn ya. "little stevie twining, the early years" was spelled "thinnly". what other fookstick could possibly remember this. (ssup there gamble, may we call you oscar.) - Art Spur
Barry Ummenema <seamansux@goalkeeping.com>
warwick, bung USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 19:03:35 (EDT)

GO the Fuck home Willy. Ain't no OT on the Govt. Mule
Govt. Mule
USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 18:56:49 (EDT)

I'm gonna go home and get my fuckin' shine box.
fuckin' Willy AGAIN
USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 17:27:09 (EDT)

she may've been put off by all the hot air
Willy
USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 17:24:49 (EDT)

No sign off from Jersy? Did our Henchmen finally catch up to her?
Don from Gallstone
USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 17:20:57 (EDT)

he's right...we may actually want to JAM...see you Saturday...you too Teverence...cuz I know you're here...somewhere...
Willy
USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 17:11:40 (EDT)

I'll have to improvise the countdown this week... 10,9,8,7,6,..... I'm out... see ya in hell boyz...............
Proctor's gamble
solidgone, ri USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 16:59:33 (EDT)

timekeeper I was just thunking the same thing. benny, jerzy blingo, don wiggy, twiggy, willy, etc.... have a swell time at play this weekend. Oh and a reminder sizzlers just six shopping days til sizzle fest 2002 commences at the one-up (start practicing will'ya)
Proctor's gamble
soontobeescapee, ri USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 16:57:21 (EDT)

now go get ya fuckin' shine box
a mean bastard
USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 16:54:54 (EDT)

I hate to say it but the lurk is about to be abondoned by the rats leaving the sinking shit...I mean ship.
the Timekeeper
USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 16:51:13 (EDT)

Wendy, you were O so marvelous in Reform School Girls and I still dream of your spiked nether regions and your firm titties with the whipped cream melting off them under the hot lights..... excuse me I'll be back in a minute....
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 16:51:02 (EDT)

I hate to break the news to you wendy, but (now don't hurt me) you're dead. ya know deceased, snuffed as they say....
Proctor's gamble
departed, ri USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 16:43:48 (EDT)

I starred in Reform School Girls!
Wendo O. Williams <where@am i now.com>
USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 16:39:56 (EDT)

I've got too many local strippers to support. willy is gonna have to take up three fingers worth of slack with jerzy. (no offense grrl)
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 16:37:10 (EDT)

I'd been lain low but fucking high heel.
that fuckin' guy's scalp
USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 16:35:19 (EDT)

yeah my head still hurts too...damn...
that fuckin' guy
USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 16:34:01 (EDT)

Does Cliff see "Fire" in ole miss Jerzy?
MeThinks He Do
Japan, China - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 16:33:54 (EDT)

TEV! Any strippers you catch I'll take off your hands. What DO you use for bait?
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 16:33:31 (EDT)

Wendy O, now that was some dangerous women flesh. I saw her practically scalp a guy that touched her thigh at the living room. She kicked him in the head with these eight inch razor spike on her shoes that ripped a foot long gash along his skull. the gamble man has been known to play with fire, but I wouldn't get near her........
Proctor's gamble
screamininagony, ri USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 16:31:02 (EDT)

Teverance would like it known that on this day previous he caught a stripper. (1 p or 2? stripper/striper) fuck; a godamned fish on his mother loving birthday.
Eyewitness Benny <Pinhead News Van @Ch.12.com>
USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 16:29:10 (EDT)

blonde, yes...bombshell? no
Willy
USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 16:28:26 (EDT)

Corporate Jihad by day - Art fag rocker by night. Hmmm
Joe Blow
Attleboro, USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 16:25:37 (EDT)

Sarcasm is a sign of anger.
A Therapist
USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 16:25:19 (EDT)

for those who want to see how the six fingered have fallen check- http://www.statewidemortgagecorp.com/ ...no shittin' check out the pic. George is opening a fish joint on Warwick Ave. soon too. His wife Holly (a mega doll) is gonna keep the fish flying.....
Proctor's gamble
homeless, ri USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 16:25:09 (EDT)

mortgages kick us
the lurk's collective balls
USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 16:22:38 (EDT)

I swear to the All Mighty Dirt Nap that I saw Wendy Orleans Williams in the ________ (my local) post office yesterday. Same height, weight, cup size, but w/o the Mohawk or chainsaw. Talk about a chick who had so much clit she didn't need balls.
Don from Bon Bons <chocolate treat @ fun to eat.com>
USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 16:22:30 (EDT)

I'm twice the man Willy is.
Satellite with Six Fingers
USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 16:20:58 (EDT)

the connection is strong, apparent, and yet it puzzles even me. George Sullivan who owns Statewide Mortgage has I think seven or eight local rockers pumping the points tip (that's where Ray works too). Wasn't Six Finger Satellite the name of the band George (and half the staff) was in? There has gotta be a willy joke there.....
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 16:18:26 (EDT)

Mortgage=Corporate Jihad on ALL our balls.
Joe Blow
Idaho, USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 16:16:57 (EDT)

fuckin' mortgage whores!
Home Slice
USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 16:13:12 (EDT)

Which brings up another point. Hër Proctor. Whats with the connection between old rockers and the motgage biz. That kid Ray (who was never actually in a band, but part of the "scene" ) Bass player from Backwash, Slice...
Bon from Scott
Still,, Dead - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 16:09:28 (EDT)

slice signed on with those shineheads? He was better off in the mortgage biz.
Proctor's gamble
yuhkiddingme, ri USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 16:02:20 (EDT)

Time was I could have told you the 12 ways that wonder bread builds strong bones (or was it bodies). I had a ruler that had one "way" for each inch... alas the memory just isn't what it used to be... (scary huh? you should try living with this many voices in your head)
Proctor's gamble
incessant, USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 16:00:30 (EDT)

Isn't Steve in Medicine Bald now?
Don from Who Cares
Cares Not, USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 15:59:56 (EDT)

we're good on wonder bread too...
thinly sliced meat on a tray
USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 15:56:25 (EDT)

steve twining would be proud of you for forgetting his band... Thinly Sliced
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 15:51:06 (EDT)

As Sean Connery would say... "There can only be one..." ... any takers on the prov band name question?
Proctor's gamble
highlander, USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 15:48:57 (EDT)

Cliff, was it - Upright Citizens
Cliff Wannabe
Angelo's on the Hill, USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 15:42:12 (EDT)

Twiggy I'll buss you in the chops.
Wiggy
USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 15:41:12 (EDT)

flyer? ahh, you've seen the loco one's colorful ad? yes it is dope.......
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 15:39:48 (EDT)

Fuck you Wiggy
Twiggy
T-Wigs, USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 15:39:14 (EDT)

clif notes might get you by, but the gamble man is where you go when you want the full monty. and since it's that time of day... quiz time!- what providence (defunct) band was mentioned amidst a certain salami reference on the lurk this very day?... oh and rumor has it claven was modeled AFTER me....
Proctor's gamble
ri USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 15:37:53 (EDT)

that flyer is funny...fucking funny...better drink...heh...
Wiggy
USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 15:34:19 (EDT)

huh?
some pin
USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 15:30:15 (EDT)

HAHAHAHAHA! cliff on cheers...nice. NICE.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 15:30:10 (EDT)

the salami's been cut and no one gives a god damn...what's wrong with you people?
a concerned citizen
USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 15:26:37 (EDT)

Proctor, was Cliff from Cheers one of your idols or sumpin?
Don <currently residing in the shit @ starter.file>
- Friday, June 21, 2002 at 15:26:27 (EDT)

I'm about to blow.
da bomb
USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 15:25:03 (EDT)

Did someone say bomb? There will be no peace til we are free! ALLAH AHKBAR!!!... BLAST-O!!.. (sound of yet another terrorist blowing up)
Yasar Halfafart
freedom , fromtheoppressor - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 15:23:52 (EDT)

my "bomb" is thoroughly polished, yes
Willy
USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 15:21:38 (EDT)

Hey Willy, polish any Bombs today?
Don from Shitstartia
Indian Reservation, USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 15:20:03 (EDT)

my Viewmaster tells me things.......
Proctor's gamble
toyville, ri USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 15:17:29 (EDT)

Everything I learned was from deciphering hidden messages emmitted from my close and play.
Donny No Paycheck
USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 15:12:23 (EDT)

dear baby Jesus on Earth
Willy
USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 15:12:00 (EDT)

More pointless trivia- providence is one of the ten windiest cities in the US, chicago is somewhere around twenty if I recall right. Although I must say our politicians can easily out blow chicago's loudest....
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 15:10:02 (EDT)

Me personally, haven't left my room since the day I was born. It's just too heavy for me "out there"
Don from Jon <welfare@lazywhiteboy.com>
Leechfield, USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 15:09:26 (EDT)

the tv was my babysitter too.
jerzy grrrl <onesmartgrrrl@notquitemensasmart.com>
jc, nj USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 14:59:05 (EDT)

i is educated proctor! jeez! i know what i know, see?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 14:58:12 (EDT)

and donny, chicago is known as the windy city because of all the politicians full of hot air...the actual windiness is secondary.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 14:57:33 (EDT)

31? how the hell do you know some of those old cartoons? Was the cartoon network running them or something?
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 14:55:56 (EDT)

40?!!? sir. i am 31. egg creme? i'd say the second avenue deli. the trick is the right blend of milk, seltzer and chocolate syrup. too much of any is BAD. thanks. i was not there that day and luckily lost no one close.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 14:51:13 (EDT)

We would use our super powers of deduction on ourselves if it weren't so fucking boring. aka - I'd take my own life if I had one.
D from J
USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 14:49:23 (EDT)

Oh and your age, I figured 40 and thought you'd bark loud if I called that middle-aged. I myself am a glorious 41 years on this marble....
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 14:47:37 (EDT)

Yes, yes we know you come from Chi-town, where the wind is so great one needs to have bleached bangs to protect ones forehead. And a nylon flight jacket that is tough to tear in a fight.
Donny from Jonny
Jonny, Cakes - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 14:46:46 (EDT)

jerzy, I've a feeling your not in Kansas anymore. Manhattan huh? where's a good spot for an egg-creme?... hope you didn't lose anybody on the fateful day, my brother-in-law is a pilot who flew out of boston that day on a cross country flight, and was in NY airspace when the osama hit the fan. scared the bejeezus out of us they we had lost him...
Proctor's gamble
toto, ri USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 14:45:34 (EDT)

who are you calling middle aged?! i'm not in denial of my punk roots - just clarifying that i was not ever a racist or fascist or any deriviative thereof. also my office is actually in manhattan but we will soon be based in jc after we get our new space built since we lost our old one on 9/11. oh, and one more thing - i am not a native jc'an - i am a transplant from lands far away. dig? okay, the middle of this big country anyway...
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 14:35:19 (EDT)

Proctor, Ahhh yes. It's only a matter of time now. Her goose is cooked!
Don
Johnston - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 14:33:01 (EDT)

jerzy, they're lurking... beware... granola head huh? you wouldn't be familiar with the set list from the philly spectrum, fall of '80, first night, of a certain not so rockin granola head band?
Proctor's gamble
andyetanothersafehouse, ri USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 14:32:50 (EDT)

You've got straight edge!
Ian <please tell me I'm not responcible for this piece of shit thing called @ emo>
DC, - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 14:29:27 (EDT)

jerzy, sounds like they got you on the ropes. And the SSS is getting that funny gleam in their eyes, which means they're either about to pounce or they've received the new Sear's culotte catalogue. Let's review... a british owned financial institution in jersey city, somewhere above the first floor, in the trader's area, five feet away from one skinny and one fat asian trader, in the vicinity of some guy who throws up at the mention of burgers... oh and of course in the middle of all this a middle-aged woman in full blown denial of her punk roots typing frantically on a flat screen colored poopy brown and pee yellow... did I forget anything?
Proctor's gamble
denyitall, ri USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 14:27:09 (EDT)

iffin' i'm gonna lable myself, i'd say i'm a Granolahead (with a bit of an edge i suppose). see? SEE?!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 14:23:30 (EDT)

proctor...they tried to tell me this job is glamorous, but i think i've been duped. instead of a trading floor, i'm working in a locker room.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 14:21:49 (EDT)

fuck off Don
Fred Durst
USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 14:21:05 (EDT)

was NEVER into white power. SICK, SICK stuff, see? believe it or not, but it t'wern't me cuppa tea - SEE?!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 14:18:40 (EDT)

let me see if I got this straight...you came home and the fat Oriental day trader had killed the skinny Oriental day trader?
Columbo from Don
USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 14:18:28 (EDT)

Hey Fred, is your last name Durst?
Don from Columbo
USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 14:17:56 (EDT)

So at some point you saw the "light," had cover-up work on your white pride and wonder bread tattoos and decided to get into the glorious world of day trading. Very odd indeed.
Don from Columbo
Smelly Raincoat, USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 14:14:52 (EDT)

I'm back all you digitally challenged non-drummin' stickless wonders.
Freddy Got Fingered
USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 14:14:29 (EDT)

On your head?
Enquiring Mind
- Friday, June 21, 2002 at 14:10:43 (EDT)

um. a skinchick fringe? um...i plead the 5th....the 5th. see?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 14:10:39 (EDT)

On your head?
Enquiring Mind
- Friday, June 21, 2002 at 14:08:34 (EDT)

Jerzy, do you now or have you ever had the "skinhead lady - crewcut with bangs" hair doo?
Enquiring Minds
USA, USAA USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 14:06:58 (EDT)

of course I mean your workplace not you....
Proctor's gamble
onthecorner, ri USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 14:06:20 (EDT)

jerzy, how did you ever find such a swinging place to work? you get more action than a two dollar whore on payday.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 14:03:28 (EDT)

we prefer to be thinly sliced
an assortment of savory lunch meats
USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 13:28:27 (EDT)

er, uh...boots, braces and fred perry's - i know NOT what you talk about! er...right!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 13:18:05 (EDT)

big fight betwixt two traders who sit a meer five feet to my left. i've dubbed them asian fonzie and fat arnold (from happy days fame)...they got into it and went at it. had to duck behind my flat screen to avoid blows. they were pulled off of each other and then took it outside. both are back now and silent and i don't know who won if they did indeed duke it out. pray for me out there in bennyland, that i might survive this day unscathed. thank you.
jerzy grrrl <smackdabinthemiddleof@thesmackdown.com>
jc, nj USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 13:14:49 (EDT)

I have no idea what to write here.
the Culligan man
USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 12:52:43 (EDT)

i been cut!
the salami
USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 12:19:09 (EDT)

We can't-a make-a any sense-a outa this a site-a. That Adolf seems-a like a gumba to us, we are-a joining with-a the Axis.
Mussolini "the see-n-say" Mattel
Roma, Italia - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 12:04:50 (EDT)

I've been wet!
thick, wavy hair
USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 11:50:59 (EDT)

God damn! As if the SSS and the terrorists weren't bad enuf, somebody planted a pipe-bomb at Hope High School. They've evacuated the school and took all the kids to the civic center. In the words of Hunter S Thompson, "bad craziness..."
Proctor's gamble.
USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 11:49:33 (EDT)

Mein Kamph mein ass.
Hitler Gobot
USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 11:46:12 (EDT)

jerzy, I warned you about those SSS boyz. They're not to bright, but even a blind chicken gets a kernel once in a while. Their dossier on you must be pretty substantial by now. I think I see a culotte crew in the bushes, I'm off to a safer location........
Proctor's gamble
safehouse, ri USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 11:39:28 (EDT)

Hmmm, Jerzy seems very familiar with the Boots and Braces crowd. She even remembers skrewdriver, thus aging herself. Interesting
Don from Columbo
Columbo, Don - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 11:36:18 (EDT)

Hmmm, Jerzy seems very familiar with the Boots and Braces crowd. She even remembers skrewdriver, thus aging herself. Interesting...
Don from Johnston
Johnston, Don - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 11:33:31 (EDT)

Did someone on this Log wet their hair last night?
Hitler Robot
Outer, Space - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 11:29:38 (EDT)

The Hitler Chia Head however was a big hit in the Southern and Pacific Northwestern States.
Chia Pet Headquarters
USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 11:27:20 (EDT)

Hitler Potato Head. Not a big seller
Hasbro Press Release
RI, USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 11:26:27 (EDT)

Damn limey's got no respect for the potato! That potato could have fead a family of ten.
IRA
Dublin, Eire - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 11:25:50 (EDT)

YUM! me dig that thick wavy head of hair willy...me do!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 11:23:30 (EDT)

The council has found this site to be impure and must be cleansed. Except for that Blingo fellow, he seems like a fine upstanding German. Now if you will all just step into this gas chamb... er, shower stall...
Adolf Von Hasbro
Pawtucketberg, USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 11:22:54 (EDT)

Didn't those Brits uncerimoniously send our "symbol of friendship" back after Mr. Head, Mr. Potato Head was roughed up a bit by some hooligans?
Don from Johnston <buy more@potato head.com>
- Friday, June 21, 2002 at 11:22:14 (EDT)

no, Willy's still got a full head of thick, wavy hair
Willy
USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 11:14:50 (EDT)

hey Bingo, I repeat: BLOW ME
Blingo
USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 11:14:18 (EDT)

It ain't me jerzy, it's Hasbro. They'll only use 100% Aryan Russett Potatos, myself I like variety... red bliss, idaho, maine, baked, fried, stuffed, peeled, unpeeled............
Proctor's gamble
fukpurity, ri USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 11:12:52 (EDT)

proctor, your slander of mr. potato head might be considered a racial slur by the potato-eating people of the world.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 11:06:15 (EDT)

whatever happened to screwdriver anyway...? yikes.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 11:03:22 (EDT)

Willy can kiss our nazi ass if he thinks we'll take a three finger as one of the pure race
SlapShot
xxx, USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 10:59:20 (EDT)

Hey Blingo! Chill man, just cause Bingo beat you out in the audition for the show is no reason to still be so hostile. Kick back and smoke a fatty man... always works fer me...
Drooper
splitsville , toontown - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 10:56:05 (EDT)

willy have you gone skin?!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 10:54:35 (EDT)

jerzy, take the full virtual potato head tour at http://gonewengland.about.com/library/weekly/aa060800a.htm Hasbro managed to embarass the crap out of us even more than the lurk, and that's not easily done. At least most of the heads have been at least partially dismenbered.... HOMEFRIES FOR EVERYBODY!
Proctor's gamble
spudsville, ri USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 10:51:54 (EDT)

oi
Willy
USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 10:48:50 (EDT)

blow me Bingo!
Blingo
USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 10:48:28 (EDT)

hey don, let's ship the bug to that town in england that was stupid enough to take the potato head. they're british, they're sure to fall for it again. we can offer the bug as a trade or something.... (jerzy, the potato heads are... oh forget it it's too complicated)
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 10:36:28 (EDT)

That Blue Bug tour is so fucking SAD. What a pathetic piece of shit. First the god-damned Mr. Potato Heads, and now the Bug? What the hell is wrong with RI? ..... say, when's in going to be in Johnston?
Don from Johnston
Johnston, Don - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 10:28:26 (EDT)

Hey Jerzy, did you ever see the flick Dumb And Dumber? Part of it takes place in RI and in one scene they're on Rt95 and they show one of RI's most famous landmarks.... THE BIG BLUE BUG, it's a 40 some odd foot blue termite (named Nibbles Woodaway, I shit you not). Leave it to RI, but they're sending the friggin thing on a tour of the state... what next? The 2002 Nibbles World tour.......
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 10:08:34 (EDT)

Looks like we had a close encounter of the asteroid kind a couple of days ago. It was a big mama-jama and it came close enough to be inside the moon's orbit.... I guess it's time to duck and cover (you'll age yourself if you get that reference)
Proctor's gamble
the3rdkind, outthere - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 10:02:13 (EDT)

Brazil rules! jerzy I'll take a piece of the side bets on the next match. Do I have to give odds of an extra shaved body part or something?
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 09:38:45 (EDT)

jerzy, this ain't burger boy walking around with a half shaved head by any chance. What do you have there, a humiliating bet day or something?
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 09:32:39 (EDT)

before any of you ask...A BRIT GOT HIS HEAD SHAVED BY A BRAZILLIAN. boy. in retrospect, that sounds a little dirty...
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 09:29:38 (EDT)

okay people. a guy on the floor is getting his head shaved because he lost the bet that the US would win. oh dear. they stopped shaving after doing only half. it appears they are now done. welcome to my world people.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 09:26:10 (EDT)

We are going to spank you American Soccer fans. Spank you hard.
German World Cup Team
Deutchland - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 09:20:41 (EDT)

Go USA! hey they're down 1-0 but nobody but nobody gave 'em a chance beyond the first round. Hey Joe, do you still think it was worth being the patsy? Those in the know, know you were doing the laundry for the wise guys... To those not in the know, Joe's father was known by the affectionate term "puppy dog", cute huh... of course they called him that because of his propensity to pee on the people he beat into unconciousness for being late with the payments... if you know what I mean....
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 09:15:43 (EDT)

*hic*
J. Mollicone <out@clink.aci>
Cranston, RI USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 08:52:23 (EDT)

Looks like I'll be going to the prom after all.
J. Mollicone <clink@out.clink>
Cranston, RI USA - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 08:51:19 (EDT)

weewee zee flames guy got scroot, maybe zee judges they no like those with tans, mais non weewee?
jarome iginla <hosed@awardsceremony.com>
montreal, ASS ASS - Friday, June 21, 2002 at 07:34:36 (EDT)

fuck you Blingo
Bingo
Bling, Bling USA - Thursday, June 20, 2002 at 22:10:06 (EDT)

ATTN ALL: Look for lost episodes of Blingo on your favourite Brown &Yellow CRT. Blingo Goes Solo is currently under production under the Direction of little Opie Cunningham and staring Ben Afleck as Blingo. (although there is some talk of animation)
Benny Sizzler Management
Hot off the presses somewhere in the continental united states, including but not specifically the two mile radius off shore., USA - Thursday, June 20, 2002 at 19:00:24 (EDT)

Hey, Trivia Boy. I was never in that piece of crap Bananna Bunch anyway. For your information I was the chief assistant in the Peggy Lipton Army before I was dishonorably discharged for some dishonorable discharge. But thanks to modern meds I ain't got that problem no more.
Blingo
Hollywood, USA - Thursday, June 20, 2002 at 18:49:55 (EDT)

That shit is NOT adhesive. In fact it don't even hold too well. But it sure did leave a hell of a stain...
The chick from craft services
La Jolla, CA USA - Thursday, June 20, 2002 at 18:02:47 (EDT)

time for the gamble to ramble.... I'm out .. see ya in hell boyz...
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Thursday, June 20, 2002 at 16:57:43 (EDT)

Benny, where for art thou? Even Teverance turned out today...
Proctor's gamble
kingothelurk, ri USA - Thursday, June 20, 2002 at 16:49:35 (EDT)

on the cinderella tip, the step-mother and step-sisters are usually considered to represent the church, the royalty and the land barons respectively.... oppressing the high priestess of the old earth religion, AKA- cinderella...
Proctor's gamble
trivial, ri USA - Thursday, June 20, 2002 at 16:46:24 (EDT)

live shrimp is considered the best bait for spotted sea trout... happy trawling to all, and our prize of a bottle of deer urine will go back into the vault. Nothing like deer urine to help a hunter attract something beautiful and soft, with big doe eyes so he can slaughter it in cold blood. Isn't that why they call them sportsman?
Proctor's gamble
fishinhole, ri USA - Thursday, June 20, 2002 at 16:39:09 (EDT)

er...trivial music?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, June 20, 2002 at 16:31:24 (EDT)

i can't face the trivia music today...my brain is filled with holes and i can hardly type anymore. ah, but i get to wield a couple of torches in a few minutes! yay!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, June 20, 2002 at 16:28:54 (EDT)

like cinderella - the step sisters actually cut off pieces of their foot to fit into the glass slipper to try and fool the prince. gotta love the Brothers Grimm.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, June 20, 2002 at 16:27:43 (EDT)

trivia for the day... what is the best bait for catching spotted sea trout?
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Thursday, June 20, 2002 at 16:23:09 (EDT)

Stomp the cricket? funny you should mention it jerzy, but the original pinochio stories were a bit diff from Disney's. The original stories have pinochio remaining a tyranical brat and gipetto never gets to turn him into a boy. And here's the punch line when pinochio met jiminy in the original, not only did he not believe that wish on a star crap, but HE STEPPED ON HIM AND KILLED HIM.... cute huh....
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Thursday, June 20, 2002 at 16:18:29 (EDT)

martha stewart is from nj. what did i just say about terrorists here? hmmmm...coincidence? i think not.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, June 20, 2002 at 16:05:57 (EDT)

somebody step on that cricket. please.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, June 20, 2002 at 16:05:13 (EDT)

newark isn't too far proctor and didn't you know that jc has the highest number of terrorists living here per capita in the nation? i shit you not.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, June 20, 2002 at 16:04:46 (EDT)

chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp.... chirp, chirp, chirp......
Jiminy Cricket
pinochio, italia - Thursday, June 20, 2002 at 15:55:55 (EDT)

HALLLOOO!! Ollie-ollie-logs-all-free!
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, riq USA - Thursday, June 20, 2002 at 15:35:43 (EDT)

The lurk seems to develop a distinctive echo at this time of day...
Proctor's gamble
echosville, ri USA - Thursday, June 20, 2002 at 14:47:07 (EDT)

Did Ronco make the Pocket-fisherman? And who could forget the Bass-o-Matic...
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Thursday, June 20, 2002 at 14:27:27 (EDT)

Yo secret, get back in the box! As you may not have noticed no names have hit the banty-about. Take a lesson or we'll dangle you by the toes from the window at one-up. And I said nothin' about bass solos, and I don't even know if I could tell it apart from a trout solo. (what do you plug a fish into anyway?)
Proctor's gamble
rumfud , ri USA - Thursday, June 20, 2002 at 14:13:49 (EDT)

Does somebody need to be outed...?
The Secret Admirer
USA - Thursday, June 20, 2002 at 13:59:36 (EDT)

OH.. the Fishin' Musician...ahhh. Well I'm still gonna pants him in the middle of his bass solo
BS Media Buyer
USA - Thursday, June 20, 2002 at 13:58:49 (EDT)

alright... one hint.. how's the fishin'
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Thursday, June 20, 2002 at 13:49:55 (EDT)

the gringo is one of your own, BUT I'M NOT THE TYPE TO OUT SOMEBODY!!!
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Thursday, June 20, 2002 at 13:48:51 (EDT)

jerzy, I don't trust that Stewart bitch for nuthin, but she does seem to have uncanny premonitions about when stocks are about to take a dive...
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Thursday, June 20, 2002 at 13:47:10 (EDT)

well if you are... well in the words of Ted Knight from Caddyshack..."those posters look good on you tho...' So sorry.
BS Media Buyer
USA - Thursday, June 20, 2002 at 13:46:44 (EDT)

Proctor...?! Are you the local gringo?
Benny Sizzler Media Buyer
USA - Thursday, June 20, 2002 at 13:45:29 (EDT)

Fuck my quads hurt. What the fuck was i doing in that elevator? I live in a walkup for christsakes and my ma lives in a basement apartment...
Blingo
NYC, Hotel USA - Thursday, June 20, 2002 at 13:44:33 (EDT)

Ooops......
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Thursday, June 20, 2002 at 13:44:23 (EDT)

Teverance, it's horrible that they spoiled the surprise about the quahog, but at least they didn't tell you about the makeover we pitched in and got you at Chez Mucci's Emporium.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Thursday, June 20, 2002 at 13:43:43 (EDT)

"wothless" is not a good thing...
Martha Stewart
USA - Thursday, June 20, 2002 at 13:42:52 (EDT)

Jerzy, dump that M&M willy stock. As of tomorrow it's wothless I tell you. It didn't get the FDA's Scrotum Seal of Approval
Martha Stewart
The Big House, CT USA - Thursday, June 20, 2002 at 13:41:46 (EDT)

Any flyers, colorizied or otherwise, have not been approved by the Benny Sizzler Design team. They are fraudulent and are to be ignored. Please see the official media at this site under "grafffito"
Benny Sizzler Media Buyer <art@nazi.design>
USA - Thursday, June 20, 2002 at 13:39:32 (EDT)

Jeesh a guy tries to be surprised by one damn birthday party in his life and you lot go and spoil it all. But I DID already know i was getting that stuffed quahog from the VFW.
Teverence
Providence, RI USA - Thursday, June 20, 2002 at 13:37:01 (EDT)

jerzy, watch your back. The 9/11 types are in your hood, they tried to buy phony ambulances, and they probably weren't gonna be moonlighting as samaritans, if ya know what I mean... how close is newark?
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Thursday, June 20, 2002 at 13:36:21 (EDT)

So have you seen the colorized flyers the loco gringo made up. They're snappy I tell you, snappy.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Thursday, June 20, 2002 at 13:28:36 (EDT)

Well so much for the surprise b-day party! Why don't you spoil the whole surprise and tell him the present is that mounted fish he was admiring at VFW!
The Commish
wormtown, ma USA - Thursday, June 20, 2002 at 13:18:11 (EDT)

Dear Log, could you please tell Willy that Teverence can NO do Friday. Seems the good Commish has a b-day celebration in Wormtown. Is Saturday feasible?
Kenny Sizzler <Kenny Sizzler @ half breed apart.com>
USA - Thursday, June 20, 2002 at 13:01:15 (EDT)

News Flash- The Supreme Court has ruled that the retarded may not be executed... in related news, Congress was reported to have breathed a huge simultaneous sigh of relief as they rocked back and forth in their chairs drooling on themselves.
Proctor's gamble
dumfuks, ri USA - Thursday, June 20, 2002 at 12:29:37 (EDT)

You will find Purple Willys listed on the NASSDIQ under the ticker name MMTFW. The IPO is being issued today, please send no checks, small untraceable bills are prefered. Current expected IPO pricing is $50.00/share and $200/prefered-share
Head-Q <deweycheatem@andhowe.com>
superfundsite, USA - Thursday, June 20, 2002 at 12:23:21 (EDT)

dear M&M/Mars Headquarters, please send me information about buying stock in your new Willy Purple product. what is the ticker symbol? i am confident that your product will be delicious and very satisfying and will even wipe out disease and strife. just thinking about willy and his three fingers cures what ailes me...
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, June 20, 2002 at 11:56:56 (EDT)

Aw man, did I have a fucked up weekend. I went to the city got completly fuckin wasted and passed out in some shitty hotel elevator. I woke up in the morg with some dickwads boot in my ass and THEE killer hangover. What'd you sorry asses do.
Blingo <puke@ inside my suit.com>
- Thursday, June 20, 2002 at 11:55:32 (EDT)

YUCKO! I think I'm gonna take the stairs at lunch.....
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Thursday, June 20, 2002 at 11:41:58 (EDT)

I belive this particular episode was no joke. Just a guy presumed dead in an elevator making his way up and down the chute-at the whim of the current elevator user...
Enquiring lurker
USA - Thursday, June 20, 2002 at 11:35:49 (EDT)

this isn't that joke?... you know,.. he was dying to move up in the company... (very tasteless, I would never repeat such childishness)
Proctor's gamble
dumfid, ri USA - Thursday, June 20, 2002 at 11:33:33 (EDT)

did SOMEBODY in this log have a recent experience with a corpse in an elevator...?
Enquiring Lurker
USA - Thursday, June 20, 2002 at 11:26:56 (EDT)

This crazy wonderful world is full of all colors and kinds in cities and towns, but me all I see, are yellows and browns
Don f/J
- Thursday, June 20, 2002 at 11:25:08 (EDT)

I suppose you have polish remover in your cabinet too! It's genocide I tell ya!
Proctor's gamble
insensitive, ri USA - Thursday, June 20, 2002 at 11:18:09 (EDT)

see jerzy, I told ya 'bout the M&Ms... hey skier, is there a chink in your skis or what. (skis? skiers? oh my god! Polish slurs too)
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Thursday, June 20, 2002 at 11:16:13 (EDT)

WILLYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I Heart Willy
the next cubicle, Your work USA - Thursday, June 20, 2002 at 11:15:17 (EDT)

listen watch out for black ice on the way to hittin' the slopes with a little nip in the air...leave it to Proctor to spell it out
Willy
USA - Thursday, June 20, 2002 at 11:12:07 (EDT)

And yes, Willy Purple will be available too. and they will be all things Willy-size, texture, shape, color, taste.
M&M/Mars
Headquarters, USA - Thursday, June 20, 2002 at 11:10:51 (EDT)

Like I SAID, I just SKI, okay, cut me some slack!
The Skiing Weatherman
USA - Thursday, June 20, 2002 at 11:09:04 (EDT)

Look for poopy brown and piss yellow M&M's on this site soon...
M&M/Mars Company
Minneapolis, Middletown USA - Thursday, June 20, 2002 at 11:07:54 (EDT)

HWAT indeed?!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, June 20, 2002 at 11:07:10 (EDT)

Man, I'm telling you it was my PRODUCERS who told me to say that. And then they told me to say there was "a little nip in the air" Hwat do i know...? i just ski!
The Skiing Weatherman
Providence, RI USA - Thursday, June 20, 2002 at 11:06:16 (EDT)

hitting the slopes? now do you really think that kind of racial slur is appropriate for the lurk?
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Thursday, June 20, 2002 at 10:50:33 (EDT)

Aww, that's sweet, or is it salty
Jacqués
- Thursday, June 20, 2002 at 10:46:56 (EDT)

RE: hitting the slopes. It's that time of year again....
Jacqués
- Thursday, June 20, 2002 at 10:40:37 (EDT)

i am never free of willy, jacques.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, June 20, 2002 at 10:34:26 (EDT)

anybody wanna hit the slopes?
Willy
USA - Thursday, June 20, 2002 at 10:34:21 (EDT)

I may not be Italian, or even French, but I am of the evil european discension (sp?). You know, the fuckers who can't help but to turn everything they touch into complete shit.
Jacqués <option e, e @ é.com>
- Thursday, June 20, 2002 at 10:31:34 (EDT)

Is it imbassassed or embarrassed?
Sinny Syntax
- Thursday, June 20, 2002 at 10:27:13 (EDT)

Jacques, you're an Ital? Hey, if you survived the embarassment of Mussolini one soccer match ain't so bad.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Thursday, June 20, 2002 at 10:26:57 (EDT)

I believe this to be a Willy free zone on this day, Thursday the 20th of June. What say ye Jerzy
Jacqués
- Thursday, June 20, 2002 at 10:25:45 (EDT)

Well it was pink, but I've never heard it called a Cadillac before. Is that a jersey colloquialism?
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Thursday, June 20, 2002 at 10:24:36 (EDT)

I know I'm a little behind (ha-ha) in the lurk chronology, but I was wondering if any Italian co-workers had offed themselves due to their MAJOR imbarassment at the hands of the South Koreans
Jacqués
- Thursday, June 20, 2002 at 10:22:36 (EDT)

did the lady from mary kay have a pink cadillac?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, June 20, 2002 at 10:13:36 (EDT)

in a word jerzy, mischief. I'm just a mischievious imp, and except for the ten years I spent being chased through the wilds of New Guinea by that cannibal leper colony, I had a marvelously happy childhood. (well there was that Mary Kay cosmetics lady who used to tie me up and prance around naked to Lawrence welk records, but that's another story). And as if it's not obvious enough, this is my therapy.
Proctor's gamble
onthecouch, ri USA - Thursday, June 20, 2002 at 09:37:02 (EDT)

i think you're propagating the rumor proctor - what's up with your need to spread nastiness? did you have an unhappy childhood? are you hitting out at other people to make them feel as bad as you? have you considered therapy?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, June 20, 2002 at 09:24:42 (EDT)

M&M fans have picked the new color. Purple won out over puke green and pepto pink. I just want Benny to know that I had started a write in campaign for our two fave sizzler colors of poopy brown and pee yellow. I suspect the terrorists foiled my attempts to bring our lurk colors to taste buds worldwide. It has also been rumored that the purple shade is supposed to match willy's balls (rumor says size too. I'm just repeating the rumor jerzy, don't shoot the messsenger)
Proctor's gamble
M&M&M&M, ri USA - Thursday, June 20, 2002 at 09:03:27 (EDT)

Listen, Craft Services Chick, that was nor urine, it was a polymer adhesive used at that time to bond internal costume structural members. It was MADE from uric acid, which, as we all know, is essentially urine. What are you doing Friday night?
Snork <snorky@fanclub.com>
LaJolla, CA USA - Thursday, June 20, 2002 at 08:06:55 (EDT)