lurkive june 15-19 2002

Like I said...
Ole lady Schroeder
USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 23:43:41 (EDT)

Old Man MacGregor can kiss my Swedish ass.
Old Lady Shroeder
USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 23:43:02 (EDT)

Yeah and another thing. The inside of that Snork costume was CAKED with urine
The Chick from Craft Services Again
La Jolla, CA USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 23:22:52 (EDT)

Hello...? Anybody lurkin' at this late hour?
Midnite Lurker
USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 23:21:34 (EDT)

good day sirs...until Friday Benny...until Friday...
Willy
USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 19:26:41 (EDT)

this log's got more shit than my shine box
old man McGregor
USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 19:19:07 (EDT)

that was BEFORE the operation and I axed you not to mention that here in this, our forum...
Willy
USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 19:16:10 (EDT)

er...sorry. got a little excited there. heh.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 18:27:38 (EDT)

well, HELLO willy's willy!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 18:25:30 (EDT)

well, HELLO willy's willy!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 18:25:25 (EDT)

Why I remember when that Snork costume smelt like Twizzlers and Rollos. Boy that snork was a fat fuck.
The Chick from Craft Services
La Jolla, CA USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 18:14:42 (EDT)

Bingo is a rotter
Blingo
USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 18:13:11 (EDT)

Lest ye not forget about when I was 5 miles long
Willy's Willy
USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 18:10:38 (EDT)

why I remember when the log was five miles long in the snow...and it was fun!
Willy's dear ol' granddad
USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 17:46:48 (EDT)

I got one last thing to say... UH OH CHONGO!!!!!!... I'm out.. see ya in hell..........
Proctor's gamble
dangerisland, somewhereinthepacific - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 16:59:32 (EDT)

screw you Bingo...
Blingo
USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 16:57:54 (EDT)

there's a definite fungus amungus...
Willy
USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 16:57:19 (EDT)

Yeah I remember back in '68 chillin with Miles backstage and smokin a dube... man those were the days
Bingo
splitsville, USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 16:56:56 (EDT)

Why I can remember back when I worked on Splits I would get a chick from craft services in my costume with me and ... SHIT! caught again, gotta go!!
Snorky <->
La Jolla, CA USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 16:50:23 (EDT)

Oops sorry for the "W", I certainly know better.. the excitement just got to me...
Proctor's gamble
rumfid , ri USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 16:45:54 (EDT)

there's that "w" word again - and i don't mean WILLY! my absolute favorite was Super Chicken and his sidekick Fred the lion. fighting crime in the Super Coop...sigh! the good ol'days....
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 16:42:01 (EDT)

Wacky Races was the other show. And who could forget the memorable characters of Yankee Doodle Pigeon and Penelope Pitstop who were part of the ensemble casts.. And NO I'm not high, I work for a living (can't you tell)
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 16:38:50 (EDT)

who's running this gotdamned log anyway?
Willy
USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 16:34:26 (EDT)

Here's a serious piece of trivia: what are you... fucking high?
Mr. Mario or whatever <uncle_touch@band.com>
02914, RI USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 16:32:29 (EDT)

timmy seems to be asleep... jerzy, your parting gift is two tickets to a Benny Sizzler show complete with a corner table with a clean ashtray. But thats not all jerzy, you get gaggers for two after the show at the world famous Haven Bros. Diner. Give her a round of applause everybody....
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 16:27:39 (EDT)

Dick Dastardly and the Vulture Squadron. I was in the official fan club... which later spun off into?.. (by the way snork and snorky are both correct. check the theme lyric)
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 16:22:29 (EDT)

so...what's my prize? c'mon! i aggravated my carpal tunnel to ring in first!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 16:20:32 (EDT)

er - dastardly and muttley
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 16:15:43 (EDT)

jerzy was quick on the switch today. timmy, what do we have for our departing guests?
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 16:15:37 (EDT)

i will concede that i spelled fleegle incorrectly.. :) i was a banana splits fanatic as a kid - loved dastardly.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 16:14:57 (EDT)

i beg to differ: http://www.dfcom.freeserve.co.uk/hbw/banana/charac.htm
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 16:13:38 (EDT)

close jerzy, but it's snork not snorky
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 16:12:58 (EDT)

veruca salt
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 16:12:43 (EDT)

Bonus quiz- what band is named for a female character from Willy Wonka?
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 16:11:36 (EDT)

fleagle, snorky, bingo and drooper
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 16:08:46 (EDT)

Quiz time again- Name the four Banana Splits.....
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 16:06:05 (EDT)

Violet! You're turning violet, Violet!
Mike Teevee
Anywhere, USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 16:05:35 (EDT)

I'm nonplused to say the least in regards to this latest of web sites.
Steven
Cumshot Corner, PA USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 16:05:16 (EDT)

Didn't the Oompa Loompa song chart for a brief time?
Proctor's gamble
chocofacto, ri USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 16:01:49 (EDT)

How do you know when to throw out your old underwear? How many stains are TOO many?
Lenny Sizzler
- Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 15:50:17 (EDT)

How many "hits" does Willy Wonka and his Big Heavies have?
Benny
Benny's, USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 15:48:09 (EDT)

I believe the Worcester show has the lucsious Miss Anathena opening up.
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 15:45:05 (EDT)

news flash- Billy Joel has checked himself into a local (Conn.) drug rehab clinic. in a related story, the spot price on cocaine and heroin dropped twenty percent overnight with an accompanying sharp spike in average availability........
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 15:34:13 (EDT)

we want to open up for you guys in Worcester...
Willy Wonka and the Big Heavies
USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 15:26:15 (EDT)

ya mean you never heard of the imfamous Mario Brothers?
Proctor's gamble
xbox, ri USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 15:05:47 (EDT)

explain video plumbing
Don from Johnston
USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 15:00:40 (EDT)

That's not a birthing reference I hope. We're not equiped for C-sections here and the midwife's on vacation.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 14:51:37 (EDT)

i'm here - breeching like a whale.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 14:46:36 (EDT)

gotcha back... watch out while you're out there it looks decievingly pleasant out there today.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 14:41:50 (EDT)

I believe Mr Mario formed a partnership with his brother and went into the video plumbing biz. I was thinking.. Pacheco.. or something with a B...
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 14:39:34 (EDT)

Guess who has to enter the meat world hisself? I do. ow. I have to leave now. I prefer the safety and comfort of the lurk. It's a big mean meat world out there. Can you handle the log for me, Proc?
Multiple P.
USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 14:38:46 (EDT)

Mr. Mario? Originally from Barrington Junior High?
Guesser
USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 14:35:44 (EDT)

I like the buck-toothed clarinet players! They can really soak a reed!
Little Timmy
Dighton, MA USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 14:34:36 (EDT)

Here's a serious piece of trivia... Who was the band leader at the old central junior high? I remember him showing cartoons at the playgrounds around the city during the summer. (the old wilson school next to glenlynne field in my case). He was italian I think.....
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 14:33:50 (EDT)

Timmy, now practice your horn, and next year you'll be in the Jr. High band with some nice flat-chested flute players.
Vinny Bucci <phat_band@rivvy.jr.high>
Riverside, RI USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 14:24:55 (EDT)

I have returned. It was necessary that I enter the meat world to correct a fuck up that my very own employer-piece-o-shit-bank perpetrated on me. Sorry to leave you trying to find company out of the likes of willy. good thing you had a stash of multiple personalities to tide you over.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 14:20:41 (EDT)

BENNY SIZZLER ROTS!!!!!!!!
LITTLE FUCKING TIMMY!
USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 14:14:02 (EDT)

wha wha happened to Proc and Jerz...anyways? Uh, um willy you don't know nuthin' bout what happened to them, do you...?
Near the Ledge <cube@cul.com>
USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 14:13:26 (EDT)

Thank Jesus for another soul, even if it is WILLY!
On the LEDGE
USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 14:11:47 (EDT)

MY name is Willy...Slick Willy
Willy
USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 14:05:44 (EDT)

OH MY GOD! I AM SO ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
On the Edge Lurker <MY ASS>
YOUR BOOBS, HIS BALLS MY CROTCH - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 13:54:22 (EDT)

So, she burned me. No biggie, right? She was pissd about some poetry about big boobs. Hey, we you humans didn't need those 3000 acres.
The letter from the Ex
Borden, CO USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 13:52:51 (EDT)

If a fella lurks alone, is he really lurking...?
Lonely Lurker
USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 13:50:38 (EDT)

I's be interested in a Bro, bro.
Pierce Brosnan
Hollywood, CA USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 13:49:39 (EDT)

I'm only 12 an I don thin your band is any good
Travis
your ass, asshole USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 13:48:29 (EDT)

Did I mention I picked up a shitload of cute little severed digits on Ebay a while back?
Mary Pacquette
Langston, PA USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 13:46:23 (EDT)

I don't think it's very classy to be coming on to another band's website and promoting your piss poor band, "Steve".
Ernie D.
Frenchtown, St. Thomas USVI - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 13:44:29 (EDT)

Did I mention my gig next Tuesday @ the RATT with my new band, "Tempest Bledsoe"? did I mention that?
"Steve"
USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 13:42:58 (EDT)

My mom swims after troop ships!
susie lee
Banyon, Iowa USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 13:41:49 (EDT)

Oh yeah, well your mom tries to sqeeze her big man feet into one size too small espadrilles!
Joe Blow
Idaho, I said IDAHO! USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 13:40:20 (EDT)

Man tits call for my fine invention - The Bro. Can I interest anyone?
Frank Castanza <#1inventorof@thebro.com>
New York, NY USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 13:37:02 (EDT)

BIg, fat, and hairy man-tits!
Jacqués
USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 12:56:48 (EDT)

My mom loves me and I love her man tits.
Jacqués
USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 12:48:51 (EDT)

you uh, you leave my relationship with willy out of this! or i might be forced to put the smack down on your @ss!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 12:41:53 (EDT)

Up there's only three but down here you still got two good ones.
Willy's Big Fat Heavy Balls
The Gutter, 7th grade USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 12:33:23 (EDT)

jerzy, ahh.. wishful thinking?... is that like having an imaginary-cyber-tre-digit-wet-one?
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 12:31:43 (EDT)

I'll skip the link routine and just tell ya.. a jimmy hat is the old latex helmet
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 12:28:36 (EDT)

wishful thinking proctor. wishful thinking....
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 12:28:35 (EDT)

That BASTARD Bucci, that wop bastard BUCCI! Bucci and his red and white uniforms. damn E.P. to hell!!!! They'll never beat us at Solo/Ensemble EVER!
Mr. Lichtenstein
USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 12:26:48 (EDT)

Wha..proctor..?
confused lurker
USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 12:25:17 (EDT)

hats off .. er.. let me rephrase that if I'm going out in the poetic rain I better keep the jimmy hat on. (do they have timmy hats, and do they rot?)
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 12:24:31 (EDT)

Oh jacques. I am so proud of you!
Jacques's Mother
Upstairs, USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 12:21:58 (EDT)

piggish I am, but unlike bass players I stop short of date-rape... I never understood that term. make up your mind, do you want to date 'em or rape 'em... hats off on the grafito, the sammy poster is my fave of the one-up collection.
Proctor's gamble
mickeyfinn, ri USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 12:21:13 (EDT)

excellent work Jacques-o! me hat goes off to ye!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 12:19:45 (EDT)

I'd like to change this delicious topic for just a moment if I may to draw your attention to the new 'Graffito" section that Jacques is so proud of
The Moderator
Hollywood, FLA USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 12:14:58 (EDT)

Now if you're bringing roofies in to the mix, that could change things for you on the "penis seeing action" front
One Who Knows
USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 12:13:27 (EDT)

learn something proctor: http://www.nida.nih.gov/Infofax/RohypnolGHB.html
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 12:11:56 (EDT)

Take it from me Proctor, poets get laid about as much as bass players do. You might want to re-think that gig.
One Who Knows
USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 12:10:58 (EDT)

I've been outed to the log!
Willy's Big Fat Heavy Hairy Balls
USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 12:09:28 (EDT)

Aww Mr. Lichenstein, you KNOW there's shit for baritone parts fin that song...
Girl Band fag
W. Barrington, USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 12:08:34 (EDT)

Everybody, listen up, we will NOT be doing the ENTERTAINER this year. SEEMS that bastard Bucci from East Providence snatched up the last of the sheetmusic from Axelrods. We'll be doing Love Story, again.
Mr. Lichtenstein <bandleader@Junior.high>
Barrington, RI USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 12:06:56 (EDT)

twenty seems a fair guess... what the hell's a roofie?
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 12:06:04 (EDT)

how old were they proctor? did you slip 'em a roofie?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 11:58:49 (EDT)

how old were they proctor? did you slip 'em a roofie?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 11:58:45 (EDT)

The charming young man from Rhode Island Had an uncanny knack to beguile and Seduce lovely women, And leave their heads swimmin' When he'd hump 'em and head for the highland.
The Unknown Poet
Limerick, Ireland - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 11:56:24 (EDT)

firm, luscious, and straining to be unleashed
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 11:52:11 (EDT)

does large breasted mean good rack, or just large breasted?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 11:49:24 (EDT)

jerzy, just to maintain my piggish credentials with you... I did my poetry reading last night and I was pleased that several large breasted women sitting next to me made sure I overheard their discussion about their cavorting in various stages of undress at the local fetish night. Aren't the arts grand?
Proctor's gamble
boobies, ri USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 11:36:13 (EDT)

Gee wiz, I don't know which is my favorite piece of Benny art. There are so many wonderous pieces to choose from.
Don from Johnston
I already told you, - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 11:25:18 (EDT)

blah blah. you left yourself open proctor - i chose the low road. heh.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 11:19:00 (EDT)

tsk, tsk, I see we woke up on the wrong side of the lurk again.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 11:14:37 (EDT)

my legs are delicious
Henri
USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 11:10:17 (EDT)

have ya'll read this? http://www.theonion.com/onion3820/sexual_tension.html oh, and fuck you proctor. heh.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 11:03:42 (EDT)

we are on the log...do not stike us in ANY way shape or form...especially with a drum stick...
Willy's big phat heavies
USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 10:59:56 (EDT)

Did someone say "titty eyes"? We will not surrender until all titty eyes are allowed to return to our homeland. ALLAH AHKBAR!!... BLAMMO!!..(sound of terrorist blowing up)
Yasar Halfafart
displaced, in exile - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 10:46:52 (EDT)

Ripped from today's headlines: "President Bush makes 'Titty Eyes' at Yasser Arafat - suicide bombings escalate"
Jacqués
type, writter - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 10:34:57 (EDT)

jerzy, are we on speaking terms or are we still supposed to be mumbling nasties under our breath about each other.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 10:12:34 (EDT)

Well I beat the Bennys to the stage, I did my first spoken word gig last night. Benny, your turn next!... quite a collection of freaks these poets were too. More than a couple of 'em hit the bizarro scale hard enough that they might even make it as lurkers..... oh yeah, good mornin' all!
Proctor's gamble
stageleft, ri USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 10:03:41 (EDT)

HOORAY!!! Mr. Bucci!!!!! :)
Band Fag <brassy@mouthpiece.com>
Riverside , RI USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 08:12:23 (EDT)

Quiet down, quiet down everybody! ... I would just like to let you all know that we DO have "THE ENTERTAINER" this year!!!!
Vinny Bucci <bucci@jr.high.band>
Riverside, RI USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 08:08:18 (EDT)

i think the log would know if it had seen my boobies timmy. it's all about the "titty eyes".
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 22:50:08 (EDT)

I've been gigging around for awhile and I've seen some pretty crap bands, but your band still stands out. Thanks, thats all I wanted to say. Oh yeah and come check out my new band "Tempest Bledsoe" at the RATT next Tuesday @ 6pm.
"Steve" <poodle@noodle.com>
Portsmouth, RI USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 22:28:31 (EDT)

TIMMY!!! Get off that porn site before I rip your head offa ya and shit down you neck!
Little Timmy's mother
USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 22:19:06 (EDT)

and Willy showed his big fat heavy balls!
Little Timmy
USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 22:18:11 (EDT)

word has it that Jerzy showed her boobs to the log!
Little Timmy
USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 22:17:27 (EDT)

That would be "scream" my dear...
Benny's mother
USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 22:16:25 (EDT)

Yes he does have the Tourettes but the Botox injection to the vocal chords has kept the once piercing obscenities to a mere whisper. However, he can still scram on the keypad my dear.
Benny's Mother
USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 22:15:54 (EDT)

accident with the trigger finger. my bad. that was me. ME.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 19:48:35 (EDT)

thank you mrs. benny's mom. i really appreciate your motherly kindness. perchance does benny suffer from tourettes syndrome? could that be why he called me that vile name?
jer
USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 19:47:58 (EDT)

Willy will be a good boy from now on...well, until tomorrow...lurkers lurk on...
Willy
USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 18:01:17 (EDT)

My son didn't mean to use that awful word in describing you my dear. I have taken him to his room and resumed his spankings from yesterday's infraction. Please accept my apologies on behalf of my son...
Benny's mother
USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 17:04:08 (EDT)

Well the gamble man is out too... let the free for all commence. WILLY, you can come out now!.... see ya in hell boyz................
Proctor's gamble
runforit, ri USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 17:00:12 (EDT)

jerzy! you missed the contest. You gotta be quick around here.
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 16:57:41 (EDT)

OMG! SLUT?!!? WHAT THE - ?!!? DAMN!!!! THAT HURTS BENNY!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 16:54:48 (EDT)

gotcha back benny... carry on
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 16:53:38 (EDT)

Okay Proc. I'm outtie. Can you handle the lurk solo for a few? Don't let that slut Jerzy get in here and show her tits or anything, okay? late.
Benny Sizzler
USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 16:49:34 (EDT)

Thanks to all for the enthusiastic response... do the sizzlers play The Maple Leaf Rag?
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 16:48:47 (EDT)

Ahh the Sting- the movie that spawned a rash of Scott Joplin wannabes plinking away incessantly at their lessons ...it brings me back to when I was waist high in the shit...
Benny Sizzler
USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 16:48:42 (EDT)

Does The Sting ring a bell. When they had the phony betting parlor set up with the time delay con, they were announcing a race in progress (sorta) at our very own 'Gansett Track.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 16:46:34 (EDT)

yeah..right..hmmm...okay thanks for that rash of entries. I'm gonna take the liberty of ending the contest right here and now. Much like a Fugazi show should be ended. anyway. Benny is outtie for a few. He's got a ball checkup. Pray that this log is here tomorrow. Pray to Timmy.
Benny Sizzler
USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 16:46:17 (EDT)

This is the final answer and then you'll know who the qeuun of movie trivia is...It was "Archery Loves a Good Trophy"
Laura Bradshaw
USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 16:44:48 (EDT)

Aww I don't know...maybe it was some RISD studen film
Alan Mills
USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 16:43:42 (EDT)

It was "Chester" you fucking losers
Rick Nalle
USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 16:42:49 (EDT)

It was "Cabin Boy" you fucking morons!
Audrey Benner
USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 16:42:04 (EDT)

I know, it was "Plan Nine from Outer Space"!
Art Skylar
USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 16:41:23 (EDT)

was it "Goonies"?
Tom Nash
USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 16:40:48 (EDT)

er how about "Life or Something Like it"?
Bill Santos
USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 16:39:53 (EDT)

um..was it..."Showgirls"?
Regge West
USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 16:39:10 (EDT)

"And Then God Created Woman"?-the remake with Rebecca deMornay?
Lucy Lavavda
USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 16:38:32 (EDT)

Hmmm. a movie. Caddyshack?
Benny Sizzler
USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 16:37:20 (EDT)

Benny asked me to tell the lurkers that tonight may be the night when we pinch the log. Altho I am the technical consultant, i don't really know my ass from my elbow so we'll see if it works apres pinch. Pray to Timmy that it works
Bs Technical consultant
USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 16:36:30 (EDT)

I recall that particular pony track well. But does anybody else remember Narragansett Racetrack's being mentioned in an Academy award winning film? I'll give ya a minute on that one.....
Proctor's gamble
Rumfud, ri USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 16:35:45 (EDT)

ah yeah that's right that's PROCTOR
Benny Sizzler
USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 16:33:26 (EDT)

either that or the Procor got a T-1...
Benny Sizzler
USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 16:33:00 (EDT)

anywaya as I was saying and that willy can lick my balls, but anyway as i was sayin' i used to ride there back in the early 70's
Jockey Joe
USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 16:32:10 (EDT)

The gamble man is renowned for his ability to retrieve arcane knowhow at lightning speed. Jeopardy anyone?
Proctor's gamble
tungsten, ri USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 16:32:09 (EDT)

Jerzy, they got Buliding One-Niners down in Jerzy?
Benny
USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 16:31:16 (EDT)

well the good Proctor might remember when that Building one-niner used to be the ole narragansett Racetrack where they ran ponies. Remember?
Jockey Joe
USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 16:30:34 (EDT)

A true testimony to fine architecture and mass consumerism that building 19 is (which fraction is that locale anywho? 1/8 or some such?). jerzy, I think willy is off licking his wounds or smearing nutella on his nether regions.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 16:28:41 (EDT)

I have it on good account that Willy's got nilly under that kilt
Willy's Wife
USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 16:27:58 (EDT)

Benny never got to congratulate yesterday's winners in the hardest/softest metal contest.
Benny
USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 16:26:59 (EDT)

i'd sure like to know what's under willy's kilt, that's fer shur!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 16:19:35 (EDT)

Benny never really made it to the zoo. He got as far as Building 19 on Newport avenue...
Benny
USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 16:17:09 (EDT)

Benny! How was the zoo? did you feed the keepers to the lions or hoist them on their own petards? (the keepers that is)
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 16:15:24 (EDT)

Work?! How dare thee mention that vile word!
Benny Sizzler
USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 16:10:08 (EDT)

And good bloody Lord Sir, what's up Willy's kilt..?
Benny Sizzler
USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 16:09:24 (EDT)

Looks like a REAL MAN just logged on. That's right kids, Uncle Benny's here...
Benny Sizzler
USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 16:08:31 (EDT)

my, my, what has become of the lurkers?
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 15:48:32 (EDT)

Yup, I think ya spooked 'em jerzy. Remember from now on that the "w" word is a no-no in sizzleville.
Proctor's gamble
drudging, ri USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 15:19:29 (EDT)

You had to mention work, for sure you scared off all the bennys now. You know they feel about work. Let's see, how do we get them back?.... I know!... FREE BEER!.. FREE BEER!.. NUDE GROUPIES!.. NUDE GROUPIES!.. that should do it.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 15:02:57 (EDT)

you keep stirring this lurky stew proctor, see what surfaces. don't go tryin'to get on my good side either - i'm bettin' that bidness is the cause of dear willy's absence from the lurk - some of us DO have to make a living you know. sheesh!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 14:20:17 (EDT)

Benny, you never said how my brethren at the zoo were doing. Howz pappa bear and all that...
Proctor's gamble
animuls, ri USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 14:10:34 (EDT)

come, come now jerzy. you must admit the lurk is better when stirred and best when shaken. not to worry, I wouldn't hurt the little feller. His remaining digits will remain intact. Besides, until I hit the button willy had been neglectful of you all day. You should be thanking me for getting the willy one to show his digits on the lurk.
Proctor's gamble
nyuknyuk, ri USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 13:58:02 (EDT)

i don't smell anything - but if you do, i bet it's your uppper lip! you got a mighty big pie hole proctor. willy's gonna close it for you if you don't look out.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 13:38:24 (EDT)

jerzy, that ain't a new york garbage scow you smell, I think willy's been eatin gaggers again. (the long way)
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 13:12:06 (EDT)

willy, i'll stand on his hair while you kick him!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 12:55:41 (EDT)

the stink is definitely wafting from wiily land....
Proctor's gamble
peeyou, ri USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 12:45:09 (EDT)

anyone that goes by "Proctor's Gamble" should probably shut the fuck up
Willy
USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 12:42:13 (EDT)

Don listen to Willy all ya'll he's a bitch!
Wiily's Wife
USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 12:41:41 (EDT)

We will fight them on the beaches, we will fight them on the lurk...
British Bulldog
london, The Empire - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 12:41:15 (EDT)

really? You having a logy log problem? Is it time to flush the bitch? what do you all think? Can it wait till the first show? Or do we need to flush it TONIGHT
BS Technical Consultant
USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 12:40:39 (EDT)

listen willigan, jerzy might come to your defense on the lurk, but jersey's a long ways from here. OK WILLIGAN, if that is YOUR real name.
Proctor's gamble
theskipper, ri USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 12:25:07 (EDT)

no, it's here on the log...wonder where it's coming from Proctor, if that is your real name
Willy
USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 12:19:47 (EDT)

proctor, willy's gonna kick the crap outta you if you don't watch it.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 12:18:29 (EDT)

willy, are you sure that loggy smell ain't coming from your own briefs.
Proctor's gamble
depenz, ri USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 12:17:34 (EDT)

awww! thanks little timmy! you're an absolute prize!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 12:13:48 (EDT)

the log is officially declared loggy...flush this bitch
Willy
USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 12:13:43 (EDT)

Did someone say LOGGY? We sell a Quohog loggy down at the deli that'll knock your Swedish fish off...
Ole Lady Schroeder
USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 12:12:40 (EDT)

this log is so logged I can't even read it anymore...
Willy
USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 12:01:54 (EDT)

now that the queen and queen mum have kicked, let's all join in a chorus of Ding Dong The Witch is Dead...
Proctor's gamble
IRA, ri USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 11:55:49 (EDT)

Any reason I'm indoors and lurking on today, one of the Lord's and Baby Jesus' most beautiful of days..?
The Pensive Lurker
USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 11:54:33 (EDT)

err... exceptin' you, Miss Jerzy. You are so darn pretty...
Little timmy
USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 11:53:18 (EDT)

Thanks. My child care provider told me I needed to let off steam. Thanks. Thanks a lot.
Little Timmy
USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 11:52:22 (EDT)

even me timmy?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 11:52:15 (EDT)

You all rot! And your stupid band does too!
Little Timmy
USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 11:51:13 (EDT)

I'd like mine cooked medium grey, thank you sir.
Britsh Gourmand
Sheffeold, Emgland UK - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 11:50:43 (EDT)

go ahead timmy, if you don't I will
Proctor's gamble
sayit, ri USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 11:50:12 (EDT)

Don't make me say it...
Little Timmy
USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 11:48:38 (EDT)

jesus proctor. chill out....damn, kid! what's up with the spaz off?!
jerzy grrrl <bustin'proctorschops@justbecause.com>
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 11:48:36 (EDT)

A reminder to log users. please refrain from overzealous double posts... Thank you. And Fuck me.
The Moderator
USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 11:47:55 (EDT)

oops... two stroked it
Proctor's gamble
dublstroke, ri USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 11:47:49 (EDT)

I fucked a Brit once. JOEY!
Amy Fisher
Long Island, NY USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 11:46:30 (EDT)

Ahh, great britain the land where no food is done til it's gray. they're a bunch of cross dressing freaks who like to be paddled into submission... that, and they can't face that the sun has set on the british empire. ERIN GO BRAGH!!!
Proctor's gamble
ezpikens, ri USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 11:46:10 (EDT)

Seriously tho, does anyone else think the Brits are kinda dumb..?
American winner
USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 11:43:32 (EDT)

Get ova before i cut your penis off. oh..wait a minute. That's that other classy broad, Lorena Bobbitt
Amy Fisher
USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 11:42:27 (EDT)

jerzy, check this. The Long Island lolita is back. Amy Fisher is writing for a Long Island paper called The New Island Ear. The editor better be careful when he asks her for a head shot. You might want to watch your step when your in the vicinity too jerzy. (buttofuco, buttofuco,... I still like goofin on that name)
Proctor's gamble
newsroom, ri USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 11:41:04 (EDT)

And don't even ask a certain cretin from Pawtucket about Tottingham. Don't girlfriends.
Another One In the Know
USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 11:40:59 (EDT)

Don't even ASK Jacques about Arsenal. Don't even go there...
One in the Know
USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 11:39:40 (EDT)

A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.
Mary Poppins <pippip@cheerio.com>
London, England - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 11:38:44 (EDT)

i take great joy in mocking the brits in my company...and since we're a british-owned company, there are many to mock.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 11:36:53 (EDT)

sufaces?... uh... surfaces
Proctor's gamble
mizspell, ri USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 11:07:13 (EDT)

Oh the culotte clan sufaces. Bring on the outin', I need somethin to take a shot at. You SSS boys are to easy a target.
Proctor's gamble
rip'emup, ri USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 11:04:23 (EDT)

Did someone say bomb? We will never surrender until we have our land! ALLAH AHKBAR!!... BLASTO! (sound of terrorist blowing self up)
Yasar Halfafart
tee'n'tee, in exile - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 10:59:26 (EDT)

Any one of ya's ready for another OUTIN'? and I ain't referrin' to Benny's little jaunt thru the zoo either...
The SSS
USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 10:58:30 (EDT)

those brits are wacked, but they don't switch allegiances more often than benny changes socks like the french. hey jacques, have the frogs ever put up a fight or do they always just flip over the welcome mat to the other side every time the wind changes?
Proctor's gamble
vichywashy, ri USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 10:55:42 (EDT)

Eng-gle-land, Eng-gle-land. It's those damn island nations. Inbred crazy lot.
Jacqués
UK - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 10:46:24 (EDT)

Where has the SSS been? I haven't ragged on those culotte wearing pantywaists in days. I think it's time to launch some bombs and wake up the lurkers...
Proctor's gamble
razzzz, ri USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 10:41:30 (EDT)

Benny, how'd the zoo gig go?... is it true that willy lost his fingers when he stuck his hand into a cage full of unruly monkeys?
Proctor's gamble
critters, ri USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 10:10:46 (EDT)

oh, you mean the fans. hands down the brit fans are the most rabid frothin-at-the-mouth-crazy-fucks in all of sport.
Proctor's gamble
manchesterunited, ri USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 09:35:18 (EDT)

oh yeah, the air is so thick with it, you can taste it. i'm thinking about spraying some sort of feminine hygiene product in an attempt to counter-balance - an aromatherapy of sorts? i'd actually put my money on the scots and brits - they're a right crazy bunch and always have something to prove.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 09:30:33 (EDT)

jerzy, did you say TASTE the testosterone?.... I'll bet on the Itals in the fightin department, although those little koreans probably have a few martial tricks up there inscrutable sleeves.
Proctor's gamble
tasteless, ri USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 09:25:46 (EDT)

i can taste the testosterone here today. world cup in on the tellys. me thinks i might get to see a fight. joy.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 09:18:17 (EDT)

is just me or is the lurk going workin' class? it's a troubling thing to see in a rock'n'roll site. where are the midnight creepers? (not a reference to the band)
p
stratejob, ri USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 09:18:05 (EDT)

good morning benny, proctor, willy (!). 'tis a fine day!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 09:15:41 (EDT)

mornin' to ya william
Proctor's gamble
risenshine, ri USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 09:13:14 (EDT)

the new teach scared me a bit, he... well, the only way I can describe it is that he gets .. excited about taxes. very disturbing I tell ya. do you remember the weird chubby kid in elementary school who had really bizarre body english when he talked? imagine the same behavior in a 50 year old. and that the excitement comes over taxes not twinkies.
Proctor's gamble
taxed, ri USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 09:11:44 (EDT)

your mothers...words to them...
early Willy
USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 09:11:37 (EDT)

Willy just outted himself!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, June 17, 2002 at 19:36:55 (EDT)

Willy out...
Willy
USA - Monday, June 17, 2002 at 18:58:36 (EDT)

once or twice more next week that is...
Willy
USA - Monday, June 17, 2002 at 18:18:38 (EDT)

Friday will work...we can go once or twice more before D Day...
Mr. T. Mann for Mr. T. F. Willy
USA - Monday, June 17, 2002 at 18:11:19 (EDT)

Mr. Benny can doo Friday with a potential for a late quickie on Wed. — if other Bennyites find it prudent.
Benny
- Monday, June 17, 2002 at 18:07:11 (EDT)

Benny might happen on Wednesday and/or Friday...
Mr. T. Mann
USA - Monday, June 17, 2002 at 18:01:52 (EDT)

Mightent Mr. Mann know a day when jammagé twere feasible?
Benny
Basementé, USA - Monday, June 17, 2002 at 18:00:05 (EDT)

word to all your mothers for their drunken dallying with your fathers...the weekly Benny jam mustn't occur on Thursday this week...mustn't...
Mr. Mann
USA - Monday, June 17, 2002 at 17:46:18 (EDT)

Ohh can't you two see you're in love. You can deny it and pretend it's not there, but you both know it's unavoidable. Love conquers all — even logs.
Jacqués
USA - Monday, June 17, 2002 at 17:00:43 (EDT)

I'm out.............
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Monday, June 17, 2002 at 16:58:07 (EDT)

make that juror #15...
Willy
USA - Monday, June 17, 2002 at 16:53:43 (EDT)

hey benny, how was the zoo? did you feed any of the kiddies to the carnivores?
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Monday, June 17, 2002 at 16:49:11 (EDT)

not yet, but by this time next year I'll be looking to make the leap. They keep me penned up in a large vault for time being (no shittin'). And if the acc. trip ain't freaky enuf for you, I've discovered that I'm actually a writer (mostly poetry). I'm doing my first public reading at a spoken word gig tomorrow night.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Monday, June 17, 2002 at 16:35:16 (EDT)

dude. you're an accountant?! holy mary mother of god, what next!??!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, June 17, 2002 at 16:23:03 (EDT)

it's back to the school grind for me tonight. this term it's the exciting world of state and federal income tax preparation. tee hee... just think, soon some unsuspecting shlub will be placing their IRS fate in my lurking hands... jerzy, do you need an imaginative accountant?
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Monday, June 17, 2002 at 16:13:00 (EDT)

goez ahead and tryz some it ain't that bad onze ya get past the pee smell.
The Chaperone
USA - Monday, June 17, 2002 at 15:49:50 (EDT)

i trust me but i don't trust proctor. i ain't drinkin' nuthin' that doesn't come in a sealed container.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, June 17, 2002 at 15:43:29 (EDT)

jerzy, I think your chaperone just passed out.
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Monday, June 17, 2002 at 15:36:52 (EDT)

I don't like what's going on here. I don't trust the two of you alone on the log. stay outta the punch. wors has it it's spiked with urine
The Chaperone
USA - Monday, June 17, 2002 at 15:34:59 (EDT)

you cut me to the quick jerzy. by the way, in my dj travels I did a stint at a strip joint. I tell ya it did wonders for the ego having naked women come up and pay me with fistfuls of ones.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Monday, June 17, 2002 at 15:30:46 (EDT)

DREAM ON proctor. why don't you go to a strip club or something?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, June 17, 2002 at 15:26:17 (EDT)

you just keep your hands to yourself young lady, or I'll tell willy.
Proctor's gamble
virginal, ri USA - Monday, June 17, 2002 at 15:21:16 (EDT)

where's that chaperone? it looks like it's just you and me again proctor. i don't like this. don't like this at all.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, June 17, 2002 at 15:14:41 (EDT)

oscure?... maybe obscure would be a little clearer.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Monday, June 17, 2002 at 15:03:18 (EDT)

something tells me it's all happening at the zoo. I do believe it I do believe it's true.
Proctor's gamble <oscureS&G@reference.folk>
rumfud, ri USA - Monday, June 17, 2002 at 15:01:24 (EDT)

see - i can't be a bad lurker - i provide intersting information!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, June 17, 2002 at 14:16:48 (EDT)

jerzy,cool shit on the skinny.. I didn't know that asparugus makes your pee stink.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Monday, June 17, 2002 at 14:08:20 (EDT)

interesting stuff to waste away the day: http://www.discovery.com/area/skinnyon/skinnyon970523/skinny1.html
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, June 17, 2002 at 14:02:48 (EDT)

the toilet thing is not a myth, however I really don't know what happens at the equator.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Monday, June 17, 2002 at 13:52:30 (EDT)

hey, I'm entitled to a lunch break... not that I've had much of an appetite since the burger biz.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Monday, June 17, 2002 at 13:50:06 (EDT)

i think that thing about the toilet is a myth. not sure. as for good burgers in jc..um...i don't think i've ever eaten a hamburger here. i can recommend a great diner though.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, June 17, 2002 at 13:49:31 (EDT)

gotcha... howz about some of MY questions?
Proctor's gamble
zoomin, ri USA - Monday, June 17, 2002 at 13:47:13 (EDT)

jeez proctor! some of have to work here!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, June 17, 2002 at 13:45:34 (EDT)

well, the hardest metal known to man is chromium and the softest is cesium which is liquid at room temperature.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, June 17, 2002 at 13:45:02 (EDT)

chromium is the hardest metal and cesium is the softest. (couldn't resist beating you to the punch on that one)
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Monday, June 17, 2002 at 13:43:17 (EDT)

how come the water in the toilet always swirls one way in the northern hemishere and the other way in the southern hemisphere? AND which way does it go at the equator?
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Monday, June 17, 2002 at 13:39:21 (EDT)

What is the meaning of life?
Proctor's gamble
rumfud , ri USA - Monday, June 17, 2002 at 13:33:10 (EDT)

where can you go in jersey city for a DECENT hamburger.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Monday, June 17, 2002 at 13:32:10 (EDT)

What is the SOFTEST metal?
The SSS
USA - Monday, June 17, 2002 at 13:30:57 (EDT)

What is the hardest metal known to man?
The SSS
USA - Monday, June 17, 2002 at 13:30:26 (EDT)

oh boy. i'm in deep doodie, aren't i? okay. what do you want to know?!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, June 17, 2002 at 13:28:55 (EDT)

"Rememdy" my dear? That's a downright federal offense. Captain? Pull those White Castle Records...
Word Police
Missasaugua, Ontario CA - Monday, June 17, 2002 at 13:24:31 (EDT)

er...fix that! yeah. fix it!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, June 17, 2002 at 13:19:07 (EDT)

jerzy, I don't know how safe you are.I understand that the SSS is trying to get in on the homeland security shtick. An examination of recent airline records to you know where, cross-referenced with jersey city dwellers with a copper fetish, located near a white castle.... well you get the idea.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Monday, June 17, 2002 at 13:19:07 (EDT)

i'm a genuinely good lurker! i swear! but you don't know me - i can't rememdy that!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, June 17, 2002 at 13:13:26 (EDT)

We have it on good authority that a dangerous logger lurks amongst your midst...For safety's sake we urge all lurkers to switch to that hurtin' Creed site for future logs...
Middletown Police
USA - Monday, June 17, 2002 at 13:10:04 (EDT)

i'm telling you, i'm the unknown lurker. i've never even been to RI. ever. but i'm harmless, i assure you.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, June 17, 2002 at 13:08:00 (EDT)

Let's see...there's MOM, cousin Peter, that guy at work, the creepy neighbor, so-called "Benny" and the ex-wife with the new Powerbook...
The Moderator
USA - Monday, June 17, 2002 at 13:06:06 (EDT)

you wouldn't ambush poor willy like that, would you? i mean after all, he HAS spent the entire day serving the good community up there in RI! c'mon people!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, June 17, 2002 at 13:03:36 (EDT)

Dear Jerzy, how can NONE of us know who you are? With the total daily hits on this site being less than a half dozen, odds are that we would HAVE to know you...
The Moderator
USA - Monday, June 17, 2002 at 13:02:58 (EDT)

i hate to break it you people, but NONE of you knows who i am - so how can you out me?! YOU CAN'T!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, June 17, 2002 at 13:01:16 (EDT)

Now Willy, on the other hand, is a different story. He should be strung by his three good fingers and pantsed in the public square...(after Jury Duty of course)
The Moderator
USA - Monday, June 17, 2002 at 13:01:10 (EDT)

Lurkers, calm yourselves. There's no reason to out anybody on this log. We should all have the security of anonymous lurkage. i know the "Moderator" would certainly appreciate that....
The Moderator
USA - Monday, June 17, 2002 at 12:59:39 (EDT)

YEAH! Out Jerzy!!!
Gang Mentality
USA - Monday, June 17, 2002 at 12:57:49 (EDT)

Dude, since you've been ordained, don't you think that's your calling..?
Multiple P.
USA - Monday, June 17, 2002 at 12:57:11 (EDT)

I think dual, or any multiple for that matter, of lurk would not neccesarily be unprecedented... if you know what I mean
Secret A
USA - Monday, June 17, 2002 at 12:56:03 (EDT)

stoopid stoopid me! Outing lurkers like that! stoopid stoopid Becky! I mean..Lace-yeah that's who I am...Stoppid stoopid LACE!. Oh Proctor. Can you forgive...?
Secret admirer <backpeddle@toolate.com>
USA - Monday, June 17, 2002 at 12:54:44 (EDT)

So shall I kill off the gamble man and break unprecedented lurking turf as myself, or maintain a dual lurkship and key under both hmmmm............
Proctor's gamble
deadmeat, ri USA - Monday, June 17, 2002 at 12:53:04 (EDT)

I say we OUT Jerzy!!!!
Outty Outenfest
USA - Monday, June 17, 2002 at 12:48:46 (EDT)

hey...wait a minute...you don't even know whoI am. I'm SECRET, dammit! And I am not Tucker.
Secret Admirerer <youdon't know@ me.com>
Mystery, Wherever ? - Monday, June 17, 2002 at 12:47:53 (EDT)

Dear dj, errr..I mean PROCTOR. I am so sorry about the outing. I forgot about the anonmynity clause on the lurk...I was just so excited when you mentioned "let my people go" that I lost myself. You may out me...or kill me, whichever comes first...
Secret Admirer
USA - Monday, June 17, 2002 at 12:45:11 (EDT)

so much for anonymity. while my admirer has stayed "secret", I have been unmasked. I was never the type that blended in anyway. jerzy, you were probably one of the few left who hadn't pryed off the lid. Of course if I wanted to do some outing.......
Proctor's gamble
outed, ri USA - Monday, June 17, 2002 at 12:42:18 (EDT)

oh my. it is all beginning to make sense now...
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, June 17, 2002 at 12:32:12 (EDT)

Those in the know know that The Good Proctor was once more commonly referred to as DJ Grizz...He'd bounce you on your ass and then go right back to spinnin' the most twisted of tunes
Secret Admirer <rocket@forever.com>
Provy, RI USA - Monday, June 17, 2002 at 12:27:32 (EDT)

No, but people who have wrassled with me have compared it to tangling with a bear. (spent a few years as a bouncer at one of the local haunts)
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Monday, June 17, 2002 at 12:05:39 (EDT)

ever wrassle a bear proctor?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, June 17, 2002 at 11:55:19 (EDT)

As you might guess Benny, I have good reason to be empathetic to the bear's situation. SET MY PEOPLE FREE!
Proctor's gamble
freebear, ri USA - Monday, June 17, 2002 at 11:38:11 (EDT)

The sizzlers and civic duty, two things that are virtually synonymous in the minds of us lurkers. And we know they have the police record to prove it.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Monday, June 17, 2002 at 11:34:41 (EDT)

Proctor, good morning to you sir. Looks like we all gonna be playin' hookie (not hockey) from the Lurk today. My company has arranged a field trip to the Slater Park Zoo and we're gonna eat oreos and stare in horror at the polar bear's miserable existence.
Benny
USA - Monday, June 17, 2002 at 11:33:58 (EDT)

lurkers, oh lurkers, where for art thou?
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Monday, June 17, 2002 at 11:30:12 (EDT)

PS- you lurkers won't be seeing much of Benny on today's lurk-I've been summoned to testify at Plunderdome
Benny
USA - Monday, June 17, 2002 at 11:29:13 (EDT)

Well well well. Looks like Third Person Willy is back in town. Juror #7. You know. Ole Benny has never been called to Jury. I wonder what that means?
Gay Benny Sizzler <SaskatoonDave is my @hero.com>
USA - Monday, June 17, 2002 at 11:27:33 (EDT)

Another weekend gone, another monday arriving way too soon. Such is life in the food chain. I pleased to see the oh so luscious Miss Annathena will be doing the opening for Benny. Annathena, if your looking for a new victim to teach a little proper discipline to, I'd be pleased to volunteer.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Monday, June 17, 2002 at 10:26:56 (EDT)

let's talk jury duty. i've done my civic duty three times. very interesting. child abuse case first time out, insurance fraud was second and nada third.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, June 17, 2002 at 10:10:05 (EDT)

well well well Monday morning and nary a lurker in sight...well, Willy is off to do his civic duty as juror #7...and he will try to refrain from referring to himself in the 3rd person...
Willy
USA - Monday, June 17, 2002 at 08:14:14 (EDT)

happy gayness to all and to all a gay night!
gay jerzy grrrl
gay c, n gay USA - Sunday, June 16, 2002 at 21:30:07 (EDT)

Dave, I wish you and all our gay canadian friends very happy gay pride too.
The Gay Moderator
Basement, RI USA - Sunday, June 16, 2002 at 19:28:27 (EDT)

HAPPY GAY PRIDE TO ONE AND ALL!!!!!!! that is all........
dave the mutherfuking faggot! <nighloooky@hotmail.com>
stoon, sk canada - Sunday, June 16, 2002 at 17:35:46 (EDT)

well untainted is OPTIMAL! how 'bout sendin' it south?!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Sunday, June 16, 2002 at 11:43:46 (EDT)

Yo, Lurker o' Jerk. What you doin' friday night...?
The Unknown Lurker <loney@guy.com>
Dighton, MA USA - Sunday, June 16, 2002 at 11:38:30 (EDT)

My copper, as always, is untainted. Well weathered but UNTAINTED I say.
Jacqués
- Sunday, June 16, 2002 at 10:41:00 (EDT)

LOL!
Lurker O'Jerk <lurk@jerk.org>
Lurker Compton, RI USA - Sunday, June 16, 2002 at 10:00:58 (EDT)

Hey underage lurker ... you're looking a little thin there ... you better see a doctor, no? Oh wait, you're from ATTLEBORO, Dude, so I GUESS DADDY WON'T LET YOU!!! Ha... Ha....Ha....
Lurker O'Jerk <lurk@jurk.org>
Lurkingham, MA USA - Sunday, June 16, 2002 at 09:58:38 (EDT)

dearest moderator, i could give the address of my po box, however the scraps are likely too big to fit. then again, i could give the addy of the shop from which i weld out of, since that it where i'd be bringing 'em anyway. i will if mr. jacques is serious about it. tell me - are any of the scraps painted, galvanized or have potential chemicals or oils on them? if so they might not be usable, or i'd have to do some major sandblasting.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Sunday, June 16, 2002 at 08:58:29 (EDT)

well i had no idea of the operating hours-now i do!
kick <goldenageofthegrotesque@hotmail.com>
brandon, mb canada - Saturday, June 15, 2002 at 23:32:33 (EDT)

And this is for "Beaver" Chase. Why don't you and your galpals play hide the pickle o'er my place...?
The Moderator
USA - Saturday, June 15, 2002 at 23:13:29 (EDT)

Jerzy, if Jacques were to send you his scraps, wouldn't that mean you'd have to provide the oh-so-secretive mailing addy...? Or would there be some sort of drop off on the docks...this could be EXCITING
The Moderator
USA - Saturday, June 15, 2002 at 23:11:48 (EDT)

wow. That Miss Anathena shore is hot. Wish I wasn't 12 and I wish I lived in Worcester insted of dum ole Attleboro. I would shorley go to that concert just to see that lady DJ.
The Underage Lurker
Carrleboro, MA USA - Saturday, June 15, 2002 at 23:09:38 (EDT)

it would be low-down and dirty-mean if you were telling tall tales jacques! send'em my way! in the name of art man, send'em my way!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Saturday, June 15, 2002 at 23:00:46 (EDT)

I gots 2 (count 'em) small buckets of scrap copper taking up space in my friggin ga-rage. What you gonna doo about it?
Jacqués <é@é.com>
Garage Land, USA - Saturday, June 15, 2002 at 21:46:49 (EDT)

no luck at the scrap yard today benny. what the fuck?!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Saturday, June 15, 2002 at 20:55:07 (EDT)

What a pity!! The girls and I are getting together on the 29th to play "hide the pickle", so I am afraid I will have to pass on my regrets regarding the Worcester Concert. We only play once a month and it's my turn to bring the pickle.
Beatrice "Beaver" Chace <goodness! I don't use electromail!!!>
Newport, RI USA - Saturday, June 15, 2002 at 20:51:15 (EDT)

Wow I'm freakin' psyched! My Worcester debut will be June 29th at Ralph's opening for the great Benny Sizzler and the lovely Sleazies...get there early for beer and rock.
dj miss annathena <annathena@hotmail.com>
providence, RI USA - Saturday, June 15, 2002 at 20:13:25 (EDT)

However...that does not mean that you shouldn' try, Kick.
Benny Sizzler Web Manager
Basement, USA - Saturday, June 15, 2002 at 18:38:00 (EDT)

Operational hours of this log are M-F 9am to 5pm EST. Logging on at times other than these may prove fruitless.
Benny Sizzler Web Manager
Basement, USA - Saturday, June 15, 2002 at 18:36:58 (EDT)

holy shit-is this place ever quiet. am i the only loser home on a friday night?
kick <goldenageofthegrotesque@hotmail.com>
brandon, mb canada - Saturday, June 15, 2002 at 01:09:36 (EDT)

hey gail, i'm a friend of nick from brandons he was just telling me about your new band and the website just thought i'd checkt out. will listen to your music when my gay roommates music is done:P
carla <cabbagepatch_kid@hotmaill.com>
calgary, AB canada - Saturday, June 15, 2002 at 00:19:28 (EDT)