lurkive june 12-14 2002

awwww! benny, when things seem to be getting dark - don't you worry! i'll be your light!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, June 14, 2002 at 18:34:28 (EDT)

That's good, cuz Benny get lonely on weekends....
Benny Sizzler
Basement, USA - Friday, June 14, 2002 at 18:15:27 (EDT)

some of us 9-5er's have home systems benny...
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, June 14, 2002 at 18:05:03 (EDT)

Goodbye 9 to fivers. I'll miss ye o'er the weekend.
Benny Sizzler
Basement, USA - Friday, June 14, 2002 at 17:12:08 (EDT)

TIME FOR THE GAMBLE MAN TO WAKE UP!! the clock dun run out.... see you in hell boyz..............
Proctor's gamble
lurkatlarge, ri USA - Friday, June 14, 2002 at 17:00:22 (EDT)

oops, I musta been temporarily dyslexic. I suppose it could be the lurk's fumes gettin to me. sorry bout that pencil neck...
Proctor's gamble
drawkcab, USA - Friday, June 14, 2002 at 16:56:51 (EDT)

If skinny is chubby then, yes.
Heck Harry
USA - Friday, June 14, 2002 at 16:48:23 (EDT)

heck is sportin a chubby
Proctor's gamble
stiffy, ri USA - Friday, June 14, 2002 at 16:47:06 (EDT)

it ain't long but it's SKINNY!
Heckler Harry
USA - Friday, June 14, 2002 at 16:43:52 (EDT)

jerzy, it was a long one this time around, but to lurk doesn't always come with the glory or even a chinzy concellation prize...
Proctor's gamble
lalalala, ri USA - Friday, June 14, 2002 at 16:41:53 (EDT)

Did someone say "testicle"?
Horny Lady <www.I am barren and maiden.com>
Middle, America USA - Friday, June 14, 2002 at 16:28:45 (EDT)

Hey Benny! I did the existential lurk all day, don't bark at me. Yeah, AFTER I put the date on the lurk you woke up... and you call that news? Wet this Benny. As to the log I think I left a quite stinky poopy log for all the lurkers to gaze at in wonderment... SO THERE!... (I guess i can get a bit testy this time of day)
Proctor's gamble
beherenow, ri USA - Friday, June 14, 2002 at 15:59:17 (EDT)

well call it a mosaic then...
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, June 14, 2002 at 15:58:11 (EDT)

i'm here! I'M HERE!!! jeez benny!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, June 14, 2002 at 15:57:11 (EDT)

Sounds neat Jerzy! I LOVE quilts! But out of metal? Ouch girlfirend!
The unknown lurker
USA - Friday, June 14, 2002 at 15:57:01 (EDT)

Oh I see. It's 4 o'clock Friday's and Benny is left to lurk all by hisself. I see how it works. The unemployed man can't hang, is that it? I'm not GOOD ENOUGH for you capitalist pigs?
Benny Sizzler
NOT on the dole, USA - Friday, June 14, 2002 at 15:55:24 (EDT)

well, all different sizes, see? i will be cutting them up and then re-welding them together with bronze rods to create a sort of patchwork quilt effect, see? i'm hoping to get a finished product that is 36" long and about 16-18" wide.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, June 14, 2002 at 15:52:54 (EDT)

What size we talkin' Jerzy?
Copper Dealer
USA - Friday, June 14, 2002 at 15:48:56 (EDT)

Something tells me that Jacques works in the artsy fartsy field of feel good graphic design...
Handwriting Expert
Boston, Mass USA - Friday, June 14, 2002 at 15:48:25 (EDT)

PS you call this a LOG?! I've seen better logs in my toilet!
Benny Sizzler
USA - Friday, June 14, 2002 at 15:46:21 (EDT)

That's right, it's time a REAL MAN logged on. At Jerzy's incessant insistance Benny updated the news and did y'all see the show dates listed?
Benny Sizzler
Basement, USA - Friday, June 14, 2002 at 15:44:54 (EDT)

anyone know where i can get some decent scrap sheet copper?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, June 14, 2002 at 15:44:21 (EDT)

Yeah! how do you do that accent that you do when you do the accent that you do? Give over Jacques.
Proctor's gamble
frenchin', ri USA - Friday, June 14, 2002 at 15:41:01 (EDT)

Jacques! (how DO you do the accent on the keyboard...?) want to hit up some tile places after work? You know, glass or ceramic decorative bathroom shit. What ya figure? I'll buy, you fly.
Greg Garamond
USA - Friday, June 14, 2002 at 15:37:55 (EDT)

Has the lurk fallen victim to NAFTA, is that great sucking sound the lurk headin' south, could it be the sound of the wind whistling through Ross Perot's ears, or is this just an echo of last night's Benny rehearsal.
Proctor's gamble
sukin', ri USA - Friday, June 14, 2002 at 15:35:55 (EDT)

Rick, memba when that guy was having the hamburger contest? And it was blow by blow? I mean now that's some innovative lurking. Real time shit. That's the real shit. I miss those days...
Slightly Less' Cubicle-mate
Cubicle #2, USA - Friday, June 14, 2002 at 15:35:39 (EDT)

Yeah, memba yesterday or the day before when you couldn't send a log without 3 or 4 beatin' ya to the punch...?
The slightly less disapointed Lurker
Cubicle, USA - Friday, June 14, 2002 at 15:34:04 (EDT)

I did NOT starve my own kid. The Grand Poobah told me to feed him nothing but soda and rice cakes and who am I to question?
Rope a Dope
USA - Friday, June 14, 2002 at 15:32:22 (EDT)

the day certainly seems to drag a bit longer without a lot of frenetic activity on the lurk....
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, June 14, 2002 at 15:32:02 (EDT)

Some friends told me to check out this site's log cuz it was supposedly phat. They told me there was a lot of pussy and shit on here. This is fucking stupid. And your stupid band sucks too.
Disapointed Lurker
USA - Friday, June 14, 2002 at 15:28:10 (EDT)

..... the lurk today traded at low volume with little gain on either the insult or self deprication fronts. The Proctor was left alone to ring the bell to little or no repartee.
Dan Rather <well lathered@dan.rather.com>
TV Head, USA - Friday, June 14, 2002 at 15:26:07 (EDT)

Have all lurkers jerked out early on their friday lurks?
Jacqués
USA - Friday, June 14, 2002 at 15:20:09 (EDT)

two hours to go til the gamble hits the fan. where are the pointless meanderings, the soaring insults, the nutella freaks, and most importantly the questionable meat products. there I said it...
Proctor's gamble
clockin', ri USA - Friday, June 14, 2002 at 15:08:40 (EDT)

bar chart huh, I can never remember where the vodka and gin go. I suppose a chart would be helpful.
Proctor's gamble
boozin', ri USA - Friday, June 14, 2002 at 14:16:27 (EDT)

I've been asked to tell the lurkers that Willy has taken ill and cannot as such give to the lurk what the lurk gives to him...lurk in peace...until Monday...
Willy's personnal assistant
USA - Friday, June 14, 2002 at 14:03:55 (EDT)

I just made a bar chart!!
Jacqués
Cubicle City, USA - Friday, June 14, 2002 at 14:02:03 (EDT)

news flash- Robidoux was found guilty of 1st degree for starving the kid. jerzy, are you up on this one down jersey way. This fucking sicko cult that festers near here won't let their kids get doctoring. The head wacko starved his own kid to death... I'll spare you the details, but one of the escapees from the cult actually worked with me last year (banking attracts weirdos). He got custody of his kids and got the hell outa dodge. And you were disturbed by our meat products.
Proctor's gamble
circuz, ri USA - Friday, June 14, 2002 at 13:53:29 (EDT)

Due to my clients grueling press schedule and hourly workouts to keep his buff fingers the LLoyd's of London insured gems they are, he is not allowed to have a normal life. The simple dream of dating and dancing with girls his own age is out of the question until he is a wizened old ex child star-much likethe former Dennis the Menace.
Willy's manager
USA - Friday, June 14, 2002 at 13:40:50 (EDT)

fret not dear chaparone - the only person i'll get into an adult situation with is mr. three fingered willy hisself.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, June 14, 2002 at 13:20:01 (EDT)

Hey Summer Intern! here I am big boy...!
The 35th hamburger
Stock, Broker USA - Friday, June 14, 2002 at 13:19:00 (EDT)

Thanks for those festering envelopes proctor! Boy did you square me and the missus goood...
Cheif Cinderburn <light@fire.com>
Rumford, RI USA - Friday, June 14, 2002 at 13:17:47 (EDT)

Where the hell is Willy? Jacques? Ole Lady? DearI ask, Timmy? Benny himself? Where oh where are all the cretins...?
The Unknown Lurker
lonely, guy USA - Friday, June 14, 2002 at 13:15:49 (EDT)

My God it's hard to lurk when you have the day of from work and your at home on a dial-up....
Cappy Capitalist
USA - Friday, June 14, 2002 at 13:14:22 (EDT)

I'll be lurking here occasionally during the day to make sure the two lone lurkers don't find themselves in an adult situation...
The Chaperone
USA - Friday, June 14, 2002 at 13:13:16 (EDT)

is it just you and me today proctor? i'm not sure i feel comfortable sharing the lurk with you alone like this...
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, June 14, 2002 at 12:34:55 (EDT)

Hahahaha!!... I like your attitude jerzy. He's sure to go far with a story like this one following him around.
Proctor's gamble
chucklin', ri USA - Friday, June 14, 2002 at 12:24:15 (EDT)

i can't even look at him without getting dry heaves. he's just a summer intern too - right! like we'll be hiring him now - can't even take one for the team. fucking bitch.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, June 14, 2002 at 12:11:00 (EDT)

He puked anyway huh, I still say he should of eaten the last one then puked on the bosses shoes. How often do you get that kinda opportunity. So what's he having for lunch today? Everyone that lost money on him should keep bringing in white castle burgers to him every day. One good stomach turn deserves another after all.
Proctor's gamble
lunchin', ri USA - Friday, June 14, 2002 at 11:57:23 (EDT)

update on the white castle bitch: after he failed the mission, he puked, went and had a beer and then came back to the desk.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, June 14, 2002 at 11:39:49 (EDT)

some of us have real life responsibilites proctor. sheesh!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, June 14, 2002 at 11:38:36 (EDT)

jerzy, I was just kidding about the wrappers. they're already promised to the local poison research center. You've been awful quiet, did I hit your gagger reflex?
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Friday, June 14, 2002 at 11:25:03 (EDT)

Someone tried to set me up and make it appear I was the cause of this mornings commotion. Luckily, Chief Cinderburn was most understanding after I gave him one of those SPECIAL envelopes I picked up at Prov city hall festooned with Buddy Xmas seals. (I never get a chance to use words like festoon)
Proctor's gamble
burned, ri USA - Friday, June 14, 2002 at 10:59:52 (EDT)

jerzy, I'm safe for the moment so you won't be getting the wrappers (yet)... state lines hmmm.. hadn't considered that. The two female malingerers look strangely familiar... Oh my god! It's Martha Stewart and Kathy Lee, will any of us be able to eat poorly aged meat products in peace ever again?
Proctor's gamble
chokedup, ri USA - Friday, June 14, 2002 at 10:44:25 (EDT)

I have on good account that a certain employee from Acme Mortgage and Saugys MAY have set the blaze off with his hot entries into the log...
Chief Cinderburn <Rumford@Fire&Rescue.org>
Rumford, RI USA - Friday, June 14, 2002 at 10:38:54 (EDT)

Fire Drills. Oh my. I haven't seen a fire drill since Rose Marie changed her 18 hour!
Kitty Carlisle <cat@breath.com>
Pasadena, CA USA - Friday, June 14, 2002 at 10:35:33 (EDT)

er...i'm afraid i won't be able to take them across state lines, so uh, er, thanks anyway proctor.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, June 14, 2002 at 10:34:03 (EDT)

Damn the Red Wings and Scotty Bowman!
Guy La Fleur
Montreal, Quebec CA - Friday, June 14, 2002 at 10:31:27 (EDT)

I should have seen the connection right away, the group leaders at the firedrill were all wearing orange vests. ORANGE, ya hear me.. orange vests--orange culottes, it's obvious either the fathers are up to no good or the SSS has discovered me again. There are also two suspicious women putting up psychic hotline posters... I'll have to investigate further. If I don't make it back, make sure jerzy gets my collection of finely aged gagger wrappers....
Proctor's gamble
spystuff, ri USA - Friday, June 14, 2002 at 10:29:33 (EDT)

not again
scotty bowman <cups4sale@myhouse.com>
da bucket, ri USA - Friday, June 14, 2002 at 10:28:43 (EDT)

proctor, you should see the reaction my company gets when stuff like that happens. people flip out and leave - literally. guess that's what happens when your buildings collapse, huh?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, June 14, 2002 at 10:22:36 (EDT)

I don't believe it, we just had a friggin' firedrill. The whole damn clown car had to empty into the parking lot. And geniuses that corp execs are they totally changed where everyone is supposed to meet and this is how they tell us. I guess that means they either wanted us to fry or its the usual cart before the exec jackass bit.... hey! did just see orange culottes?
Proctor's gamble
burnin', ri USA - Friday, June 14, 2002 at 10:11:08 (EDT)

well...where's the news from last nights practice? did gail make "titty eyes" again, did willy wet his hair? did chil kill gene? your faithful fans want to know!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, June 14, 2002 at 10:09:13 (EDT)

Cat juggling!
Navin Johnson <inventor@optigrip.com>
Hollywood, CA USA - Friday, June 14, 2002 at 10:07:47 (EDT)

My cat's breath smells like cat food.
Ralphie Wiggum
Springfield, USA - Friday, June 14, 2002 at 09:38:35 (EDT)

jeez, mention that you're disposing of a few cats and all you hear are the crickets chirpin'... wiily you're right, it's awful quiet out there.
Proctor's gamble
kittykill, ri USA - Friday, June 14, 2002 at 09:25:16 (EDT)

MERCY!! My poor Socks! How in the world did my little darling get mixed up in this? You poor, poor little kitty-wittens.... :(
Beatrice "Beaver" Chace
Newport, RI USA - Friday, June 14, 2002 at 08:04:16 (EDT)

MEOW! MEOW!
Socks the Cat <deadkitty@inheaven.com>
Meowport, RI USA - Friday, June 14, 2002 at 07:22:00 (EDT)

Benny Sizzler will be killing cats circa 8:30pm tonight. Lower the windows and put the ear plugs in. Outtie.
Willy
USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 18:25:29 (EDT)

this log is freakishly quiet...
wet Willy
USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 18:22:57 (EDT)

the fingers are fully functional...
Willy
USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 17:23:48 (EDT)

but can you still use those three fingers, willy?!!?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 17:06:04 (EDT)

this may be a first but I'm speechless...
Willy
USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 17:02:08 (EDT)

What d'ya figure for Kathy Lee? I bet it takes her 29 white castle burgers to transform into Dionne.(regurgitated by herself of course).... see ya in hell boyz, I'm out......
Proctor's gamble
burguz, ri USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 16:59:08 (EDT)

Martha and miss Cleo hmmm... come to think of it I've never seen Dionne Warwick and Kathy Lee Gifford in the same place! Those bitches are double dippin' on us too.
Proctor's gamble
crystalball, ri USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 16:52:47 (EDT)

Ah One, ah TWO, ah THREE... you all ROT!!!!!!
Little Timmy
USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 16:50:54 (EDT)

I sense much consternation and gnashing of teeth...your girlfriend is cheating on you, girlfriend.
Miss Cleo
USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 16:35:34 (EDT)

jaques-i'll give 20 white castle burgers if you never repeat that again-my identity is at risk here!
martha stewart <marthastewart@homedecorating.com>
ny, ny USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 16:32:18 (EDT)

Miss Cleo is Martha Stewzie with black face on
Jacqués
USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 16:17:17 (EDT)

i don't have a hairy back either. i heard that miss cleo is actually a giant white castle burger that was brought to life by a mad scientist playing with lightening...read it in a supermarket tabloid - in the big load, i think.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 16:07:36 (EDT)

I do not have a hairy back! Is it true that Miss Cleo looks like 34 regurgitated white castle burgers?
Proctor's gamble
protesting, ri USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 15:55:51 (EDT)

I've never sensed a fatter bunch of lazy hairy backed bastards on a web site before...
Miss Cleo
USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 15:45:00 (EDT)

We remain silent...and unseen...
Willy's nuts
USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 15:37:43 (EDT)

GETTING TRIM IN THE PRISONYARD.... and DOING IT IN SOLITARY WITH MARTHA... oh and by the way,... all you lawyers (say it with me timmy) YOU ROT!
Proctor's gamble
morexxx, ri USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 15:14:02 (EDT)

Please ignore any and all posts from my client...
Martha Stewarts Lawyer
Greenwich CT, USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 15:07:40 (EDT)

i'm sorry everyone. i didn't mean to snap like that. i'm sure you're all good people. i've been known to poke fun here and there as well. how can you tell i'm coming off my medication. i need more pills.
martha stewart <marthastewart@homedecorating.com>
ny, ny USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 15:05:16 (EDT)

how dare you all. i bet you al thought i wouldn't visit a site like this but after i heard some of the buzz that's been generating from this website-i was uphauled! am i not allowed to make mistakes? i'm martha fucking stewart.(pardon my language)-but i'm upset! you will all be hearing from my lawyers! good day.
martha stewart <marthastewart@homedecorating.com>
ny, ny USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 15:01:11 (EDT)

MARTHA GIVES THE CELL BLOCK "THE TREATMENT!" and MARTHA'S "EATING OUT AT SAN QUENTIN"
Proctor's gamble
yukyuk, ri USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 14:46:46 (EDT)

martha "boom boom" stewart in "deep pleats"
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 14:40:23 (EDT)

Martha could do a lovely series of porn flicks while locked up... I can see the marquees now.... IN THE CAN starring Martha "the decorator" Stewart... and MARTHA DOES INTERIORS and .. well you get the idea
Proctor's gamble
xxxfilm, ri USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 14:20:24 (EDT)

LOL! LOL!;)
The neophyte lurker
USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 14:11:04 (EDT)

I've come back for just one additional post and that is to tell willy that I always thought you were crazy but in those shorts I can see your nuts
Mean Joe
USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 14:10:15 (EDT)

I've been stolen.
little Timmy's fuckin' thunda
USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 14:08:27 (EDT)

Dear Lordship. My nurse is calling me again. didn't i tell you all that I'd be back after Oprah? What the fuck am I doing back behind the console...? FUCK! KILL ME!
Mean Joe
USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 14:08:23 (EDT)

well well well, looks like willy Beat me to the punch...stealing my fucking thunder...
Little Timmy
USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 14:06:44 (EDT)

Cum Bots. You people are SO IMMATURE! What is this, 6th grade? LOL!
The neophyte lurker
I don't know, Anywhere USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 14:05:24 (EDT)

Later KICK, if that IS your real name...oh and little Timmy? YOU ROT
Willy
USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 14:04:46 (EDT)

CumBots - it's a good thing.
Martha Stewart
Stick Up My Ass, CT USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 14:04:23 (EDT)

I have that certain yo no se qua...
Shasta Pizzazz
USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 14:03:56 (EDT)

rock n' roll...i gotta go for now...be back later.
kick <goldenageofthegrotesque@hotmail.com>
brandon, mb canada - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 14:03:48 (EDT)

I've got 3000 shares of Benny Sizzler I'm looking to sell. I don't have any inside information that they are about to imlode as a group, or anything.
Martha Stewart
USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 14:03:46 (EDT)

That's right you do, Kick. That's right.
BS International Mktg. Mgr.
RR CONTROL, USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 14:02:34 (EDT)

HEY! I'M CANADIAN! I LOVE BENNY!
kick <goldenageofthegrotesque@hotmail.com>
brandon, mb canada - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 14:01:38 (EDT)

Don't make me say it...
Litte Timmy
USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 14:01:00 (EDT)

MAN! You should see him sqeeling like a pig what wit da boss floggin him and all..
Jacques Co worker <$30@hour.com>
Tiverton, RI USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 13:59:59 (EDT)

Martha Stewart presents........."CumBots!"
Jacqués <manservant@yesmam.com>
- Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 13:59:44 (EDT)

THE FLOGGINGS SHALL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES.
Jacques Hoff's boss
USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 13:57:50 (EDT)

I say EYE! More Battlebots!
Mike TV
USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 13:56:16 (EDT)

WORD to Benny's Canadian friends. You know who you are....
Benny Sizzler's International Marketing Mgr.
USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 13:55:40 (EDT)

Martha's ImClone pal just pleaded the 5th in front of congress. I say we give him immunity so we can fry Stewart. Just think of the programming that could replace her nonsense. More fishing shows, more re-runs of junkyard wars, more infomercials..... All those in favor say EYE!
Proctor's gamble
ratherout, ri USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 13:54:47 (EDT)

My nurse told me i spelt "silent" wrong. Good day to you sirs!
Mean Joe
USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 13:54:28 (EDT)

Anybody notice how Jacques is strangely silint today? OOOHHH, the big bad boss crackin' down on him, poor baby...
Mean Joe
Unemployed,, Not collecting Out of Cash - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 13:53:42 (EDT)

When choosing the web color scheme, we chose to match the elements nearest and dearest to Benny Sizzler's soul-those basest of primal secretions- poop and pee
Benny Sizzler's Interior Decorator <poker2straight.com>
Cranston, RI USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 13:52:11 (EDT)

This is more of a "Billboard in the Bathroom", I would say ..... although I think the colors of your dear lurk would make for a wistful and cheery window treatment .... perhaps for the guest loo.
Beatrice "Beaver" Chace
Newport, RI USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 13:42:14 (EDT)

Willy, you don look like a Shasta
Sassy Sassafrass
USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 13:41:37 (EDT)

Well I was originally going to put down 220 clams on the fella finishing the burger's but, he tipped me off that he was only going to eat the 34. The rest of the wagers are just a bunch of stupid peons
Martha Stewart
USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 13:40:28 (EDT)

willy is alright with me!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 13:40:00 (EDT)

"Eat Me"
Burger #35
White Castle, USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 13:19:32 (EDT)

If I'm Willy then the world is upside down 'cause that just ain't right.
Shasta Pizzazz
USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 13:15:28 (EDT)

I'm in.
the fix
USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 13:04:58 (EDT)

heh. as the kinks once said, "paranoia will destroy ya"...
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 13:04:11 (EDT)

FIX! FIX!. It was all a plot (man we are getting paranoid)... one friggin' burger... what a loser, I mean quit half-way or something, but one left? If it was me I'd have eaten the last one just for the satisfaction of puking all over the office, at least that would be SOME concellation.
Proctor's gamble
conjob, ri USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 12:59:14 (EDT)

good God enough...ENOUGH of the LACKEY! Jerzy G., sounds like a fuckin' PATSIE...set up...dig?
Willy
USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 12:51:36 (EDT)

the word on the floor now is that he's a BITCH...people lost money on him. oh dear.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 12:49:57 (EDT)

yup
The unknown lurker
USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 12:44:12 (EDT)

you have GOT to be kidding...one more fucking little burger!!! think back to Cool Hand Luke...eggs...EGGS!!!
Willy
USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 12:42:17 (EDT)

OKAY OKAY!!! I'm LEAVING THIS LURK! I really am. My nurse is here and she's PISSED. YES, Willy, The ROCK (not the skull fucker) tonight. Jerzy, good luck with the contest, Proctor, stay true to your self. Good bye.
Mean Joe
USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 12:42:01 (EDT)

HE QUIT. HE DID NOT FINISH THE MISSION. WELCOME TO MY FUCKING DOLLHOUSE.....
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 12:40:57 (EDT)

HE QUIT. HE DID NOT FINISH THE MISSION. WELCOME TO MY FUCKING DOLLHOUSE.....
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 12:40:50 (EDT)

he's down to one burger - he's gonna make it...4 minutes to go.....they're aplauding now...HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD!!!!!!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 12:39:06 (EDT)

don't forget the ROCK tonight...and I don't mean that crazy ass skull fucker...
Willy
USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 12:37:07 (EDT)

Tech- No I haven't a clue on the counter schtick, just got a chuckle outa the idea. Jerzy, brokers have been jumping from windows due to over-imaginative bookkeeping on Wall St. Maybe he has just chosen a very painful suicide method. My money is on him doing it, I'll buy drinks for any lurkers wanting a piece of the action at the sizzle fest.
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 12:36:11 (EDT)

he's pacing now, like it's gonna make them go down easier...
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 12:35:36 (EDT)

I must vacate the lurk for a bit. My nurse is here and she needs to change me. See you all afetr Oprah.
Mean Joe
USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 12:35:13 (EDT)

Can ANYONE tell i'm procrastinating from doing ANYTHING vaguely productive...I mean, I'm a person too, with thoughts and feelings and a few dreams
Mean Joe
USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 12:33:45 (EDT)

nope. it's not looking good - i don't think he's going to make it...then all will be for naught.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 12:33:23 (EDT)

I'm going to the RI NATIONAL GUARD AIRSHOW AND YOU ALL ARE NOT!!!!!!!! HAHAGHAHAHA!
Mean Joe
USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 12:32:38 (EDT)

Jerzy, is he allowed to self puke after?
Mean Joe
USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 12:31:40 (EDT)

I am dyslexic
rpentend
USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 12:31:05 (EDT)

At LEAST i pretend to be someone of HIGH STANDING!!!!!!! Willy!!!!!
The Rock
USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 12:30:36 (EDT)

NO KIDDING. i am hoping for pukage. he stands to win a measly $450 - he's eaten 14 and has 13 minutes left. ugh. you'd think as a broker he wouldn't need the cash...ugh.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 12:30:21 (EDT)

and I didn't "rpetend" nothin'!
Willy
USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 12:30:06 (EDT)

When i click on the "shows" link i am saddend to see my son's name and figure disgraced...
Gene's Mother
Worcester, MA USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 12:29:44 (EDT)

yeah ok old lady shroeder...don't make this an OUT fest...
Willy
USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 12:29:30 (EDT)

Word to WILLY. That is SO SAD that you rpetend to be a character named "Shasta Pizazz". I mean, what a LOSER pretending to be someone else...
Mean Joe
USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 12:28:37 (EDT)

I'm not very understanding.
Willy's lawyer
USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 12:28:35 (EDT)

Jerzy, i don't often get on eger and expound upon my vegetarian beliefs...BUTT Why don't you show him a picture of a beef processing plant while he's on his 34th burger...?
Mean Joe
USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 12:27:33 (EDT)

I am me. ME!
Shasta Pizzazz
USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 12:26:26 (EDT)

Word to Willy: A) try Netscape, IE is acting weird today B) Please click on the revised URl. I think your lawer will understand
BS Technical D
USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 12:25:50 (EDT)

WORD to white castle; Benny, can't seem to DOWNLOAD lame three way...are we technically fit or technically glitchy?
Willy
USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 12:23:39 (EDT)

had to share this - there is a contest going on in my office as i type this to see if this guy can eat 30 white castles in 45 minutes. no word on what he stands to win...ugh.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 12:21:23 (EDT)

papers WILL be served
Willy's lawyer
USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 12:17:04 (EDT)

And for those lurkers who missed this yesterday...
Benny sizzler's technical director
USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 12:15:43 (EDT)

Hey Miss Chace and Miss Allen, go to the show's link. Your precious precious concert listing are up
Ole lady Shroeder
Riverside, RI USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 12:14:38 (EDT)

Would the good Proctor pocess the html knowledge of posting such a meter...?
Benny Sizzler's Technical Director
USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 12:13:31 (EDT)

Proctor. Good point. The technical folks in Benny world are able to access the stats on this site. You all should know what they know, that this site has WELL over a dozen hits. I believe we should post a hit meter. It's great for morale and show's the world that the "billboard in a basement" (as our friend Boof has coined) is a very powerful tool for changing the world.
Benny Sizzler's technical Director
USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 12:12:27 (EDT)

Would anybody like to purchase 3 slightly used SM58's?
Estate of GG ALLIN <Mic@nasty.com>
Hanover, NH USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 12:08:46 (EDT)

Dear Miss Chace, I think your program idea is a fab one. In fact, I've forwarded it on to our Print Media Relations Manager. You see, so often the important message in today's music is buried under less than skillful instrumentation. In the case of the Benny Sizzle, this applies. Thank you for your suggestion. Might I enquire what you are doing this evening...?
Benny Sizzler's Musical Director
The Basement as well, USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 12:06:22 (EDT)

Hey Tech, you could have a hit counter too for the ASS page, and give it a label so the whole world will know how many times Benny has been hit in the ASS. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk...
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 12:04:12 (EDT)

How may I obtain a program in advance for the Sizzler Concert? The girls and I love to sing along and it would be helpful to have a printed libretto to follow. The lyrics in today's music are so often unintelligible on account of being sung in a very wonky fashion through shitty house PAs (pardon me), and I don't want to miss all the innuendos and entendres, and neither would my good friend Ms. GiGi Allin, who's just dying to come along too!!
Beatrice "Beaver" Chace
Newport, RI USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 12:01:08 (EDT)

However, the Director DOES agree with Proctor's ASS1, ASS2, etc., suggestions. Smart ASS.
Benny Sizzle's Technical Director
USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 11:49:25 (EDT)

I'm Martha Stewart's new window treatments in prison!
The Meat Curtains
Greenwich, CT USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 11:47:59 (EDT)

Listen "ass Munch", "Miss Cleo" and "Shata Pizzazz", I've had just about enough of your parania. This log is technically fit to survive a third and potential deadly terrorist atack.
Benny Sizzler's Technical Director
Washington, DC USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 11:46:56 (EDT)

Any buddy else gonna be chewin the invisible hamburger grizzle at the One Up gig?
Cocaine Dinosaur
Cumberland, RI USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 11:43:54 (EDT)

I'm waiting to be parted.
the meat curtains
USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 11:43:53 (EDT)

I foresee this log falling...crashing...breaking...
Miss Cleo
USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 11:43:12 (EDT)

The rock nite club known as the "One Up" denies any responsibility for concert goers that may become severely depressed after attending the Benny Sizzle concert.
One Up management <fucking@high.com>
USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 11:40:35 (EDT)

Hello. This is for Miss Chace and any other barren and maiden house fraus that have shown interest in attending the "One Up" concert. Fr.Proctor is right, the concert is on the eve of the June 28th, not the 27th as previously reported. Thank you, Artie Fufkin
Benny Sizzler's Manager <hot@act.com>
Upstairs, USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 11:38:18 (EDT)

when can i expect those crazy benny sizzlers in dc? i'm starved for entertainment down here in the bullseye.
to be sizzled
target, USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 11:31:01 (EDT)

when can i expect those crazy benny sizzlers in dc? i'm starved for entertainment down here in the bullseye.
to be sizzled
target, USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 11:30:56 (EDT)

news flash- Martha Stewart may be coming to a jail near you. A buddy of Martha's (president of the biotech co. ImClone) was busted for insider trading because he let a few friends know the FDA was going to reject a new drug they made. Martha (a so-far unindicted friend) sold her 3,000 shares one day before the FDA announced (and a day after they told Martha's pal) the rejection. I can't wait to see what kind of curtains Martha picks for her cell... Oh I'm sorry, did I say curtains? I meant window treatment.
Proctor's gamble
lockup, ri USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 11:00:02 (EDT)

you ARE lonely, aren't you proctor?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 10:55:28 (EDT)

anyone that goes to a benny sizzler show is a chump...I mean champ...
Ass Munch
USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 10:46:00 (EDT)

I'm getting loggy.
this log
USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 10:40:04 (EDT)

jerzy, I have an endless supply of BS and as for ass what's T without a little A. If you recall , I mentioned my affection for lapdances. And what is a lapdance but a naked women feeding you BS and waving their ass in your face (not to mention all that friction stuff).
Proctor's gamble
fullofit, ri USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 10:39:30 (EDT)

Proctor, I'm gonna punch yo'momma in the mouth!
Beaufort T. Justice
Texarkana, AR USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 10:31:33 (EDT)

proctor, are you saying you're a bs or an ass man?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 10:26:38 (EDT)

well....nudity is always an option...
kick <goldenageofthegrotesque@hotmail.com>
brandon, mb canada - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 10:25:15 (EDT)

Kilo- I was thinking, in regards to the turn the page, archive debate. Why not pull the switch after the first benny show? then you could label the archive lurk section as BS (before sizzle) and the new page ASS (after sizzle show or after sizzle secreted or some such). As you start future pages you can archive using ASS-1, ASS-2.... (hey what can I say. a full night's sleep gives me this sort of twisted troubling ideas)
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 10:05:43 (EDT)

car wreck is right. I see the sizzle manager doesn't even know when the sizzle hits the pan. I have it on questionable but high authority that the show at the One-Up is on the 28th. He is a Benny, but generally a non-lurker so he has had recent contact with humanoids and has seen daylight this century. (how's the fishing gene-o)
Proctor's gamble
dumfuk, ri USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 09:50:46 (EDT)

I just don't know what to say...this is like a car wreck...
Willy
USA - Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 09:24:51 (EDT)

Perhaps the girls and I will attend the One Up club instead of playing bridge that night. Will that fellow who asks if I am fuckin' high be there? Goodness, I don't know what to wear. What are the young ones just coming up wearing these days?
Beatrice "Beaver" Chace <fancy@pants>
Newport, RI USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 23:02:49 (EDT)

Glad to see Kick is back. Guess the SSS didn't scare her off afterall...Gladder still that you didn't hit that cat. that would have made the enforcer very wigged.
The enforcer
USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 21:21:01 (EDT)

Dear Miss Chace, (and I assume it's "Miss") The Benny Sizzle perform their explosive mix of dance and karate the eve of June 27-I THINK. I handle so many acts it's hard to keep them all straight. Anyway, you might schedule your bridge game for another night just to be safe or better yet, simply say "fuck it" to bridge alltogether. It's a stupid game and I think your friend Marie and her hurtin' condo is even stupider. Those happy/sad thespian masks she has on the mauve walls are especially hurtin. And to top it all off, yes I DO think you're fucking high. Good day to you MISS!
Benny Sizzler's manager
Basement, USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 21:19:11 (EDT)

Hello! I must find out when The Benny Sizzlers are playing at The One Up because my bridge club plays at my friend Shiela's new condo on North Main, and we hate loud music. So we really must make sure we do not schedule our bridge night when The Benny Sizzlers play. I clicked on the "shows" link and all I get is a fellow asking if I am "fuckin' high"...which I assure you I am not.
Beatrice "Beaver" Chace
Newport, RI USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 20:26:08 (EDT)

spursruleyallcanlickmyballsack. hey gino! copy/paste ya pud -- easy except arsenh*olers don't have opposable thumbs.
coach georgie <mec484@yahoo.com>
bucket, bung USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 19:58:22 (EDT)

hello...i was coming home from work today and i almost hit a cat.
kick <goldenageofthegrotesque@hotmail.com>
brandon, mb canada - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 19:47:07 (EDT)

Jerzy, he's got damn good penmanship too. And that view of the back of his head? You'd be seeing that alot as you BOTH watch the game...
Benny Sizzler
USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 17:22:12 (EDT)

my fingers were paralyzed in delight jacques. am just now recovering...was typing with a pen in my mouth... OOOOH! AAAAAH! THAT WILLY SURE IS THE DREAMIEST!!!!!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 17:17:30 (EDT)

"It" works over here too Testes. How come Jerzy hasn't oooed and ahhhed over that particular photo? hmmmm
Jacqués <count em@ why don't cha>
- Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 17:02:49 (EDT)

I'm out..............
Proctor's gamble
USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 16:59:51 (EDT)

Comment recorded, Proctor
Kilo
USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 16:59:33 (EDT)

Count down till Proctor's out of here...10, 9, 8, 7, ...
The Moderator
USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 16:59:04 (EDT)

kilo- you're probably already making it too easy for me. It loads up quicker than gaggers can run through my system.
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 16:58:34 (EDT)

Vote counted, Jerzy.
Kilo Bytes
USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 16:57:50 (EDT)

It worky works. So sorry. Carry on with your inane banter.
Testy Test
USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 16:57:14 (EDT)

cant you archive it so we can refer back? i vote to not pinch it. it is a beautiful thang, chicken wang.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 16:56:13 (EDT)

testing the link ,so go fuck yourselves
Testy Test
USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 16:56:06 (EDT)

fucking shoot me dead on the spot. Do you believe those fucking typos...?~
Kilo Bytes
USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 16:54:01 (EDT)

Guys, I don't WANT to pinch the loaf. I mean, isn't it so funny (and sad) to have this shi scroll for days? And i man SHIT scroll for days. I'm taking a poll. Who wants to pich it and who wants to let it flow? Does anybody have trobs getting it to "load" fast enough?
Kilo Bytes
USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 16:52:54 (EDT)

As bad as our pork products are, our seafood is THE BEST. We have oyster bars and sushi joints that'll I'll put against any other states with a large wager to back it up. (back it up...hmm.. probably not the best choice of words)
Proctor's gamble
eatitraw, ri USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 16:52:31 (EDT)

Word to the Spurs fan. How the FUCK do you get an actual URL to post on this site like you just did, you smart ass fuck?
Technically Inept
USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 16:51:00 (EDT)

you've EATEN haggis?! NO WONDER you haven't seen a LIVE naked girl recently! i'm down with the raw bar scene.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 16:46:43 (EDT)

certainly! and haggis (spelling?), tripe, raw little necks,... ohh, definitely a unique selection available for your delight or dismay.
Proctor's gamble
chokin', ri USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 16:44:00 (EDT)

you're gonna make me vomit proctor. do you eat scrapple too? ugh. UGH!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 16:39:19 (EDT)

jerzy, the others jest not... besides the gaggers we have a dog called a Saugy. No shittin' now, it can't be shipped across state lines. Kinda' makes us the mystery meat capital.
Proctor's gamble
doggin', ri USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 16:32:39 (EDT)

isn't it scary that white castle has taken to calling their own product "sliders"?! last i heard that started because of the negative reaction people had to them....ugh.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 16:24:35 (EDT)

Are there any actual animal products in a "gagger"?
Don from Johnston
USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 16:24:25 (EDT)

Did some say bomb? We will never give up the struggle. ALLAH AHKBAR!... KA-BLAM!!.. (sound of another terrorist blowing up)
Yasar Halfafart
exiles, xx xx - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 16:23:58 (EDT)

well proctor, the only thing that comes to mind is the "famous" jc labrette dog with their "special onions in sauce". now, these are NOT to be confused with a piercing of the space below the lower lip, and having never actually had the pleasure of ingesting one personally, i can only shudder to think of what actual experience with one might be like. yes. i said SHUDDER.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 16:22:54 (EDT)

One has to love any food affectionatly called "gaggers" Sold only in RI because of our lowest of all standards in the meat that we can legally consume.
Jacqués <beef stew@style.com>
USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 16:22:51 (EDT)

Me thinks the Lurk has been encroached by a new entity. A fuckin Spurs fan to boot!
Jacqués <clouseau@bomb.com>
- Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 16:19:21 (EDT)

jerzy, this is much more deadly than radiation. This is more like the smell of weiner wrappers after they've been left shut up in a car overnight in 100 degree heat. hmmm... we have what they call NY System weiners up here, personally I've never seen one in NY. Do you have a local variety gagger with some mysterious meat sauce that moves by itself?
Proctor's gamble
olneyville, ri USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 16:13:45 (EDT)

proctor, the firm did radioactive - NOT benny! der!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 16:05:46 (EDT)

waaaah...why can't i stop cryin'....waaah...they cheated.....waaaah.....
jumbo joe <mec484@yahoo.com>
da bucket, bung - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 15:50:28 (EDT)

jerzy, I think the lurk might be like radiation. In the concentrated form it can kill you, but dispersed it's no worse than a dental x-ray.
Proctor's gamble
glowin', ri USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 15:48:48 (EDT)

proctor - would benny damage the enviroment by using that blue shit?! i think not! er...not?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 15:44:15 (EDT)

Is the log gonna turn blue when you flush? What about the tidy-bowl man, will he go down with ship?
Proctor's gamble
an empty lurk, ri USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 15:38:58 (EDT)

So Benny is going to pinch the loaf for the first time. It brings a tear to my eye... from the stench that is.
Proctor's gamble
loafer, ri USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 15:23:38 (EDT)

how do you think i feel?! i was accused of being a lawyer!!! man!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 15:21:07 (EDT)

no I won't miss you...
Will Tell <big_mouth@toothless.com>
USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 15:17:16 (EDT)

Fuck me dears! I need to leave this lurk now and get on out there and MOW! You all gonna miss "me"?
Margeret Mower
Long grass, Lyme Disease USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 15:07:25 (EDT)

Hey Jacques. fuck off, eh?
Vinny Vitriolic
USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 15:06:08 (EDT)

Roger that. Will try and make a new page, tonight. I'll archive this one so all the precious lurks of the last two months will be safe forever. And of course there'll be a link so all lurkers will have immediate access to past pontifications (in case one runs out of new ideas).
Kilo Bytes
USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 15:05:07 (EDT)

Hey all, I'm steepin off for a bit. Don-git-lonely K?
Jacqués <feed bag@late lunch.com>
- Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 15:03:55 (EDT)

No jo, I'm good to go. Mow that is.
No Mo
USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 15:02:15 (EDT)

Lawyers!!! Like the lurk wasn't fucked enough, who let the lawyers in? Where is that damn firewall when you need it? Can the SSS do something useful for a change and composte all the damn lawyers?
Proctor's gamble
drawtheline, ri USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 15:01:56 (EDT)

do it...DO IT NOW!!!
Willy
USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 15:01:48 (EDT)

What's the matter - rain dropped on yo mo?
Crystal
- Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 15:01:38 (EDT)

poor Kick...may've gotten THE email from the SSS...
Willy
USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 14:59:39 (EDT)

Hey I'm up to 256 on this one lurk page alone. Any computer genius' think i should give myself a new page...?
Kilo Bytes
USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 14:58:13 (EDT)

I know. Proctor and Jerzy and of course KICK (rip) are all keyboard tied...
My Lawyer
USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 14:56:08 (EDT)

I AM NOT ADDICTED TO THE LURK, I am NOT ADDICTED TO THE LURK.
No Really
USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 14:54:54 (EDT)

hey 'my lawyer' when i want your shit I'll bang on your cage...in the meantime the log is in stunned silence...who IS that mad whiteboard cleaner slathered in elbow grease?
Willy
USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 14:54:47 (EDT)

Ploperazzi!!! HAHAHAHA!
HAHAHA HAHA
USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 14:53:16 (EDT)

Benny Sizzle, yet another victim of the ploperatzi!
Jacqués <haha@ hahaha.ha>
USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 14:51:52 (EDT)

Use me! I'll help you on that white baord!
Elbow Grease
USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 14:51:36 (EDT)

HAHAHAHAHA!
An Informed Outsider's lawyer
USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 14:51:01 (EDT)

Oh you'll be hearing from me...
Willy's lawyer
USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 14:44:56 (EDT)

merriam-webster... culotte- etymology: French, breeches, from the diminutive of CUL backside... in other words, small ass. So Benny, how cul are you?
Proctor's gamble
diktionairy, ri USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 14:39:34 (EDT)

JackOff why don't you get back in the closet?
the Unseen Hand
USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 14:39:20 (EDT)

Hopefully this secret link will work for all lurkers and you'll be able to glimpse the frenzy of the "behind the scene" action as Benny prepares for the gig...http://www.bennysizzler.com/lackey.html
An Informed Outsider
Next door, Peephole USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 14:37:31 (EDT)

Jerzy's coulottes will remain in her New Jersey closet along with her "Pictures of Willy" (Isn't that a Who song?)
Jacqués <all talk no crotch@ coulottes.com>
USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 14:31:32 (EDT)

Dearest Jerzy, I love my son and his band but I DO think they make one hell of a racket. Altho they dream big, I am not sure they are ready for a full scale concert. I fear you will be driven from the concert hall and back on the carrier which brought you here from Jersey. Take it from a mother.
Benny sizzler's Mother
Upstairs, USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 14:26:14 (EDT)

jerzy, hrumph away, but if it cowers like a duck, and lurks like a duck.....
Proctor's gamble
whatgig, ri USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 14:25:09 (EDT)

I'm having a hard time getting some of these fellas to go down...
The Toilet
Loggy, Logland USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 14:23:15 (EDT)

skakel spanks it up in a tree and the sizzlers jacques off in the basement. does that about sum up the difference? (man we dropped a big log today. do you think it will flush?)
Proctor's gamble
doped, ri USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 14:20:35 (EDT)

hrumph! who's cowering?! i haven't indicated either way whether or not i'll attend the gig.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 14:19:15 (EDT)

I'm sorry. I didn't really mean all that. I jist get so mad when i can't come up with yet another fucking quahog-themed cartoon. That's all. I'm soory, log.
Don Bousquet
USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 14:16:26 (EDT)

I am so retarded i can't even lurk wihout so many embarrassing typos
An Informed Outsider
USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 14:14:52 (EDT)

I thinkit would behoove for Benny Sizzler to remained basemented for the time being.
An Informed Outsider
Near where they practice, USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 14:14:15 (EDT)

I draw some of the funniest Quahog comics you'll EVER see. So fuck all of you!!! i hate you all! I hate all you LURKERS! I'm GOING TO KILL ALL YOU LURKERS!! HATE HATE KILL KILL. I'm going to go down to Ole Lady Shroeder's and buy a dozen stuffies (Friday's only) and pelt you all to DEATH!!!
Don Bousquet
Cranston, RI USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 14:13:10 (EDT)

So it seems that Jerzy will remain cowering in "her" basement on the weekend of the 28th of June,... just as Benny Sizzler should.
Jacqués <horror show@cocain dinosaurs.com>
- Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 14:12:44 (EDT)

er that's planet bong...DAMN this thing needs an idiot czech!
Bong
USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 14:11:11 (EDT)

Oh dear I think we've run off poor freshfaced Kick...
Bong Bong
bong, ppanet bong USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 14:10:17 (EDT)

Was Proctor caught "Frockless in Seattle" with Meg Ryan?
Jacqués <where's kick@ kickless.org>
QUE - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 14:06:23 (EDT)

The Bong Recreational Center is in Wisconsin, just south of Milwaukee.
Cheesehead
Dairy, WI USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 14:05:25 (EDT)

Planet Bong does not compute. Must shut down, reboot.
HAL
USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 14:02:01 (EDT)

Are we talking ocular cavity penetration?
The Fuzz <crossing the line@ what line .com>
- Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 14:01:48 (EDT)

Will I forever be confused for FR. PROCTOR! I'm not one of those frockers, although I am very often in a state of intense tizzy. Jerzy, as you might guess it appears my medication has slipped onto the lurk and has infected the group lurker cranium. Any delusional comic references should be read with that in mind.
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 14:01:11 (EDT)

I think it is absolutley great that you people are dedicated professionals by day and wise-ass musicians by night - cool! I myself am a urologist by day and a proctologist by night. I really like the peepee and poopie colors on your site!!
John Thomas, MD <pee@thetree.org>
Urinary Tract, KS USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 14:00:34 (EDT)

Her Ye fellow suckwads may I present - King Lurker - King of the planet BONG
13th Rock <bored out of my skull @ skull fuck.com>
USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 13:55:18 (EDT)

Timmy, I'll get to skull fucking you as soon as I finish this awesome Ziggy comic!
The Rock
USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 13:53:55 (EDT)

where the fook is ma back bacon, eh? Give er to mee or I'll pool a sweater o'er yer 'ead
Pierre Trudeau
Quebec City, Quebec CA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 13:52:17 (EDT)

oh me me ME ME! skull fuck ME first!
little Timmy
USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 13:51:07 (EDT)

I am insightful and irreverent in a reverent sort of manner
Gary Trudeau
USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 13:51:02 (EDT)

You all don't know SHIT. I am the KING of the LURK. The KING I SAY!!!
Pro Crastinate <useless@existence>
USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 13:49:53 (EDT)

yeah about as fascinating as Ziggy Goes to the Circus
the Unread Cartoonist
USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 13:49:29 (EDT)

Are ther any USEFUL comics?
Don
USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 13:48:18 (EDT)

er..that's "who am I looking to...etc. etc"
The Rock
USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 13:47:51 (EDT)

Who am Ii looking to skull fuck today...?
The Rock
Hartford, CT USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 13:47:09 (EDT)

Jerzy, Now when you talk like that is it any wonder Proctor gets his frock all up in a tizzy.
Jacqués <frock@tent.com>
- Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 13:46:55 (EDT)

Wait, I DID hang myself down in the basement a long time ago...
Bill Keene
USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 13:46:28 (EDT)

I, on the other hand, am a fascinating read!
Mary Worth
USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 13:45:29 (EDT)

um, er, uh...sure...if that's what you want to call them....
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 13:37:39 (EDT)

my subordinates have been known to call me magilla guerilla.
jerzy grrrl <thejungle@cankillyouinmanyways.com>
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 13:35:12 (EDT)

Jerzy, Do you smoke cigars?
Jacqués <juice@pipe.com>
Morris, Keith - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 13:35:08 (EDT)

I should've hung myself down basement long long ago.
Bill Keene
USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 13:32:22 (EDT)

er...EXACTLY! SAY MY NAME!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 13:32:08 (EDT)

Generalisimo?
Jacqués <coup@d'etat.com>
Viva, Revolution - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 13:31:07 (EDT)

Benny Sizzle can be a tough hang. You gots to have the thick skin -eh whot.
Muffy <wormtownrocks@legendarymuffy.com>
- Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 13:29:34 (EDT)

HA! a lawyer! MOI?! i am a generalist dear Jacques.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 13:26:29 (EDT)

You mean people still read BOOKS!?
Don from Johnston <x-box@retard.com>
USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 13:23:04 (EDT)

I prefer Bill Keene. He writes those cute little family Circus spots
Alice Maclaughlin
Middle Amercia, Breederland USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 13:17:31 (EDT)

Did someone just call my name?
Mark Leyner
Literary, Genius USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 13:16:30 (EDT)

Answere the question Jerzy. What are you a lawyer?
Jacqués <still miss @ Kick.com>
QUE - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 13:14:18 (EDT)

well...from the merriam-webster online dictionary (www.m-w.com): Main Entry: hard sell Function: noun Date: 1952 : aggressive high-pressure salesmanship -- compare SOFT SELL
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 13:03:15 (EDT)

Anyone familiar with Mark Leyner?
Worm
My Room, MY ROOM - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 13:00:16 (EDT)

Define "Hard Sell". Providence? Benny Sizzler? Proctor?
Jacqués <I Miss @ Kick.com>
QUE - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 12:58:35 (EDT)

I see all lurkers have retreated to their usual crevices. You bozos are getting awfully predictable... oh yes, and to the SSS.. YOU ROT! (did I get that right timmy?)
Proctor's gamble
eatme, ri USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 12:55:50 (EDT)

Shit, I just got picked off by the man. Fuck it. I'd like to see them get along with out me. Fire my sweet ass see if I care.
Crystal <soon to be @ fired.com>
- Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 12:55:40 (EDT)

jacques...please tell proctor that the only person who's gettin' my number is WILLY. and as for gettin' hit with a three fingered fist...well, i would never kiss and tell.
jerzy grrrl
6riszgj4, USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 12:43:51 (EDT)

Gamble, I'm calling you out. Meet at 3:15 parking lot of the old Warwick Shopper's World. I'll be the one wearing the dope rope with the SSS insignia...
Bling Bling
USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 12:43:48 (EDT)

Crystal, I really am going to mow now, I really am. er...I mean I am going to have the help mow, that's what I meant
Bling Bling
USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 12:42:16 (EDT)

If ever there was an out to lunch bunch.....
Proctor's gamble
snacktime, ri USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 12:41:34 (EDT)

Crystal! Fucking cosmic! We both signed on and posted the "at lunch" gag!
Bling Bling <lurker@lunch.com>
USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 12:40:59 (EDT)

hello...? uh, is it lunch? All lurkers down in the caf...?
BLING BLING BLING
USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 12:39:55 (EDT)

I guess every one at lunch Bling Bling.
Crystal <dope@rope.com>
USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 12:39:28 (EDT)

Yes, FUCKING Bling Bling! You're out from Sing Sing. Man you lookin' good
Crystal
USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 12:37:41 (EDT)

My 15 minutes afforded me a Mac Mansion in O.C. I can sign on ANYTIME I want. And my star will always be shining. I will not fade into obscurity like the Benny Sizzler will (or has)
Drummer for Blink 182
Huntington, CA USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 12:37:41 (EDT)

"Is that my name or what I do?" What are you my therapist? So I got stuck with this lovely moniker. I tried to add some class by adding "de CoqueBlock" but to no avail. Class is out.
Jacqués Hoff <Hoff en Pepper Inc. @ squiggy.com>
USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 12:36:10 (EDT)

BLING BLING I say!
Bling Bling
USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 12:35:39 (EDT)

I don't need no boss like all you sucks cuz i gots the BLING BLING!
Bling Bling
USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 12:35:19 (EDT)

that's some funny sh!t Jack OFF...but you forgot the ball gag...
the missing fourth finger
USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 12:31:22 (EDT)

Can anyone tell that the boss is out today?
Jacqués <choco@truffle.com>
USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 12:31:20 (EDT)

Jersy, I think Proctor would like to know your number.
Jacqués <salvos@malcontents.com>
USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 12:28:53 (EDT)

I cannot count that high. And I'm fucking high.
Willy
USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 12:27:29 (EDT)

Mean Jo, watch out for the sudden massive down PORES.
Thumper <grey to black@ brain matter.com>
USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 12:25:59 (EDT)

Ever been hit with a three fingered fist? While not wearing a rubber mask with a mouth zipper?
Jacqués <not@hammer down.com>
Pokey, Poke - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 12:23:51 (EDT)

Willy, could you spell out exactly what you mean by that?
Proctor's gamble
spellbee, ri USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 12:18:26 (EDT)

Moderator, I WILL fire your @ss and do the job myself...so shape up or sh!t out
Willy
USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 12:13:54 (EDT)

Jerzy, I thought the lurkers reserved this kind of abuse for the gamble man. Don't let'em get to ya jerzy, I've survived their worst (on stage and off).
Proctor's gamble
hornetsnest, ri USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 12:13:13 (EDT)

YUMPIN' YEMENI!! Scratch using any Yemeni disguises. News flash just in... There are crazed Yemenis in the Northeast with night-vision goggles and thermoses full of wires and batteries up to some sorta' no-good. No shit!!, alert the SSS to watch out for Yemenis with funny sunglasses.
Proctor's gamble
duckandcover, ri USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 12:06:53 (EDT)

i'm scared now...definitely concerned about outting me self. sheesh!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 12:04:32 (EDT)

why you gotta be so MEAN jacques?! don't you know that words hit as hard as a fist?!!?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 12:03:08 (EDT)

DAMN! how the hell did this start?! i assure you i AM of the female pursuasion, i do NOT have a stamp saying i'm from jerzy - i'm NOT a NATIVE, you see?! my back is hairless NATURALLY, and i can't AFFORD versace period - even a la the era of miami vice. jeez! do you jackels want to know anything else?!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 12:02:56 (EDT)

Anybody in this log tryin' to get out there nd mow the lawn before the next three days of rain...?
Mean Joe
USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 11:54:56 (EDT)

Jacques. are you sayin' Jerzy might not be a GRRL...?Blasphemy
Organ
Next door, Your house USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 11:54:03 (EDT)

Jerzy, I suggest a backless lyrca unitard, in orange. And if you're like me, don't forget to shave the featured area...
Ole Lady Shroeder <back@hair.com>
Riverside, RI USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 11:52:38 (EDT)

I think Proctor want to expose Jersy Grrl for the fraud that she is. - Jersy Buoy or Island Boyeee.
Jacqués <on your @ case.com>
Fuck This, World - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 11:50:44 (EDT)

Word to Don from Johnston
Tubbs <ciggarette@boat.com>
Miami, FLA USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 11:50:31 (EDT)

OW!
The Clown Car
USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 11:49:40 (EDT)

My idea for a disguise is a pastel sportscoat with the sleeves pushed up, open toed hirachis and Angel for men. Oh yeah, and a comb-around to try and cover that Jersy stamp...
Crockett
Miami, FLA USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 11:48:48 (EDT)

Hard sell? I couldn't sell a glass of water to a man dying of thirst. I was just pointing out that if you want see the sizzles inaugural, do it.... As you can tell from the cast of the lurk though, maybe a safe distance is advisable.
Proctor's gamble
yardsale, ri USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 11:47:52 (EDT)

Proctor, dont you know that every one from Jersy has a big fucking stamp on their head that reads, and I quote "I'm from Jersy"
Don from Johnston <d.johnston@ from.com>
USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 11:45:33 (EDT)

i repeat proctor - what's with the hard sell?!!? even me little timmy? i rot too?! awwww...
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 11:38:36 (EDT)

well, well, the clown car is full today... Benny, you want questions? How did willy learn to spell? And since we're all gathered around, howzabout a few suggestions for disguises, so jerzy can blend in with the usual rabble.
Proctor's gamble
circustown, ri USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 11:37:00 (EDT)

Ms Grrl. we've been following the Proctor's moves very closely. For your safety upon first meeting, do everything possible NOT to dress like an alter boy.
Proctor's Parole Officer
Province, PD USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 11:34:39 (EDT)

YOU ALL ROT!!
Little Timmy
haha, haha haha - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 11:32:50 (EDT)

Hi everybody...
Little Timmy <little@shit.com>
Lancaster, PA USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 11:31:57 (EDT)

damn proctor! what's with the hard sell???
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 11:31:56 (EDT)

Kay eye ess ess eye en gee. What kind of stoopid shit is that, Willy?
The Moderator
USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 11:31:11 (EDT)

I have a question, but I'll just call Benny up. Thanks
Teverence <phone@abuse.com>
Providence, RI USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 11:29:20 (EDT)

I'd like all to know that Benny's inseam for his special order crotchless culottes is off the charts.
Benny's Tailor
NYC, USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 11:28:17 (EDT)

jersey and prov ain't that different. If a cover story would put you at ease, you've read my lurks... you know I can provide a simple or absurd cover, as you wish. If fear of the lurkers spotting you is your only concern, then you got no excuse. If you can pal around Prague with Gollem, Providence would be a natural for you.
Proctor's gamble
chance it , ri USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 11:28:17 (EDT)

Doc, My girl says it ain't as wide as she'd like, but I give the sides hell. Can you help me?
Roger <sides@hell.com>
Wichita, Kansas USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 11:27:17 (EDT)

does anyone here have a question for Benny? Teverence?
Willy
USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 11:26:46 (EDT)

Yes, I can even help YOU!
Dr. Johnson
USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 11:21:58 (EDT)

er...cuz i ain't a regular part of the scenery - not a fixture, see?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 11:18:50 (EDT)

If preachers in crotchless culottes and three fingered drummers don't stick out here what makes you think you would?
Proctor's gamble
wallflower, ri USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 11:16:43 (EDT)

true, true, but methinks that a stranger might stick out like a sore thumb...see? i suspect my goose would be cooked, see? SEE?!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 11:13:10 (EDT)

jerzy, a train trip need not involve exposing yourself. It could be an opportunity for you to scope the three fingered one up close. As to the date, you can have the grand tour if you want... Or if you want to maintain anonimity, you can let me know your size and I'll get you a pair of culottes so you can blend in all spy-like.
Proctor's gamble
mysteryman, ri USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 11:09:19 (EDT)

I am NOT sitting in a tree with Kick kay eye ess ess eye en gee...
Willy
USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 11:08:41 (EDT)

oh man. willy done run off with kick?! i'm broken hearted.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 11:06:55 (EDT)

Word has it that Willy done run off that nice little gal, Kick.
The enforcer
USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 11:03:29 (EDT)

Benny sizzler is not responsible for the outcome of any potential date that gets set up at this website. Thank you
The Moderator
USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 11:02:24 (EDT)

Hey Doc, can you do something for me? Mine ain't long, but it's SKINNY
long, but skinny
USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 10:59:43 (EDT)

well, that certainly is an intersting thought proctor, but there are two things i must consider: 1. (one) i might be otherwise engaged that weekend and 2. (two) i'm not sure i'm ready to out myself in bennyland...see? i kind of dig my mystery status - heh. but wait - are you asking me to go with YOU?!!?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 10:59:03 (EDT)

Anybody seen that bitch of a puppet, Madame...?
Waylon Flowers <solid@gold.com>
Orlando, FLA USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 10:58:09 (EDT)

I'm hung like a horse! You can be too!
Dr. Johnson
USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 10:56:24 (EDT)

Ralph's is still kicking? Good to know a few old dogs never had to learn new tricks (or get real jobs). Benny, if Hymers charges the usual cover (word to jerzy.. $0)you won't have to worry about A BUCK spoiling your purity. You'll just benefit from the zen of humping your equipment up those stairs.
Proctor's gamble
coolbeans, ri USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 10:55:17 (EDT)

Proctor, Are you proposing that we use our web site to promote our musical entity?...for purposes other than meer (self) entertainment?...to perhaps turn a buck (and I do mean A buck) in the turbo prop hayride that is the "local music scene?" Ingenious or Blasphemous. Information is power. Power to the peeps. The name of the club in Worcester is Ralphs!
Benny Sizzler <the basement@dragged out.com>
USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 10:42:32 (EDT)

jerzy, I was thinking (always a dangerous habit), the Providence train station is a five minute walk from the One-Up... if you go half way around the world for a czech-up, why not a short train spin for a One-Up?
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 10:34:24 (EDT)

They're at the One-Up on the 28th here in scenic Providence. If the wind is just right you might catch a whiff of the men's room even in jersey. And they're in Worcester, Ma. on the 29th (not sure of the venue there). HEY BENNY! You might consider posting the gig info so there will be a few of us at the shows.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 09:56:26 (EDT)

i'm all ears proctor. all ears. not that i'm familiar in any way with the RI geography, or mobile for that matter (who needs a car in the jc/nyc area?!)...though i do have a license.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 09:42:14 (EDT)

forgive the double lurk
Proctor's gamble
oops, USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 09:36:06 (EDT)

jerzy, willy left us hanging on the gig info, but I bypassed the three fingered one. While most of the band haunts the lurk regularly it was the loco gringo, on a break from fishing who gave me the scoop. ya wanna hear?
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 09:35:13 (EDT)

hmmm, jacques...i don't think it was intentional, but speaking of madames - whatever happened to weylon flowers and madame? remember them on solid gold? oh my.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 06:37:09 (EDT)