lurkive june 1-11 2002

OOOO! Look at the big drumsticks on Dr. Rythym! Is Three Fingered Willy a bitch? Does Three Fingered Willy LOOK like a BITCH!
Jules Winnfield
Los Angeles, CA USA - Tuesday, June 11, 2002 at 23:03:21 (EDT)

A fucking REAL drummer just walked into the room...
Dr. Rythym <Para@diddle.com>
Mesa, CA USA - Tuesday, June 11, 2002 at 20:35:46 (EDT)

And this Sonic Sassafras can kiss my ass!
Mean Joe Greenwood
USA - Tuesday, June 11, 2002 at 20:33:45 (EDT)

Does a real man have to sign onto the lurk to show you lot how it's done? I type better with one ball tied behind my back than the whole of yous put together.
Mean Joe Greenwood
Your ASS, ASS Assland - Tuesday, June 11, 2002 at 20:32:22 (EDT)

Jerzy, did Willy just spurn you. Have you been spurned. Not a mention of Madames.
Jacqués <spurnstarter@spurnzie.com>
Blank - Tuesday, June 11, 2002 at 19:53:37 (EDT)

I'm taking my 3 fingers and going home. GOOD DAY SIRS!
Willy
USA - Tuesday, June 11, 2002 at 19:00:24 (EDT)

and i really mean no malice in asking! really!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, June 11, 2002 at 18:47:14 (EDT)

or rather "y'all"?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, June 11, 2002 at 18:30:35 (EDT)

i've been to canada once. niagra falls, no less. anyway, i'm curious - do they really say "ya'll" in manitoba?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, June 11, 2002 at 18:29:45 (EDT)

JERZY GRRRL!!!!!
kick <goldenageofthegrotesque@hotmail.com>
brandon, mb canada - Tuesday, June 11, 2002 at 18:18:51 (EDT)

KICK!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, June 11, 2002 at 18:12:36 (EDT)

hey y'all
kick <goldenageofthegrotesque@hotmail.com>
brandon, mb canada - Tuesday, June 11, 2002 at 18:10:39 (EDT)

i oppose those biased against digitally challenged percussionists.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, June 11, 2002 at 18:03:31 (EDT)

I oppose terrorism and starving little children.
Jacqués
Ours, Or Yours - Tuesday, June 11, 2002 at 18:02:53 (EDT)

You guys are pretty good. If you ever tour Indiana email me. I'll bring the family down.
Sonic Sassafrass
USA - Tuesday, June 11, 2002 at 17:44:04 (EDT)

don't make me repeat myself...Thursday...
Willy
USA - Tuesday, June 11, 2002 at 17:25:35 (EDT)

I oppose the opposition!
Willy's opposable thumb
USA - Tuesday, June 11, 2002 at 17:04:53 (EDT)

We are opposed to any thumbs that would keep us from our rightful lands. Allah Ahkbar!!... BLAMMO!!!(sound of palestinian exploding on the lurk)
Yasar Halfafart
occupied turf , xx in the homeland - Tuesday, June 11, 2002 at 17:01:05 (EDT)

i bet his thumb opposes terrorism...except when it comes to that guy freddy.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, June 11, 2002 at 16:59:01 (EDT)

in case there was any doubt, take it from me: three-fingered scratching is the best. THE BEST I SAY!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, June 11, 2002 at 16:57:57 (EDT)

what is willy's thumb opposed to? Is it against a palestinian homeland or freeing the slaves? Or is it just generally rebellious like some angst ridden teen?
Proctor's gamble
w/o a cause, ri USA - Tuesday, June 11, 2002 at 16:33:11 (EDT)

I ran away from home at age 13.
Willy's opposing thumb
USA - Tuesday, June 11, 2002 at 15:43:53 (EDT)

what does willy do with the two extra fingers on his gloves? Does he donate them to some two fingered billy or save them up until he has enough to make an extra glove?
Proctor's gamble
dunno, ri USA - Tuesday, June 11, 2002 at 15:41:51 (EDT)

DoesWilly have an opposing thumb?
Jacqués
Simian City, USA - Tuesday, June 11, 2002 at 15:23:16 (EDT)

Isn't this about the time of day the snipers awaken and begin to throw their feeble potshots at the gamble man? O ye light in the cranium lurkers.... come out, come out where ever you are.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Tuesday, June 11, 2002 at 15:12:47 (EDT)

hey, do i smell a tennesseean in this piece?
jo mama
nunya, bn usa - Tuesday, June 11, 2002 at 13:40:42 (EDT)

Well... let's just say some itches can only be scratched with three fingers.
Proctor's gamble
scratchnsniff, ri USA - Tuesday, June 11, 2002 at 13:11:01 (EDT)

sniff...well...okay proctor. what ever would i be frustrated about?!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, June 11, 2002 at 12:44:45 (EDT)

Sorry jerzy, the dirty dealer meant no harm. Must be my Freudian slip showing. (not to mention I think your frustration might be a bit displaced... ya know.. maybe off by a digit or two)
Proctor's gamble
dimfud, ri USA - Tuesday, June 11, 2002 at 12:36:12 (EDT)

yah yah, sure you did proctor...you are SO mean to me! sniff, sniff...
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, June 11, 2002 at 12:30:03 (EDT)

I meant DON'T leave us hanging.
Proctor's gamble
oops, USA - Tuesday, June 11, 2002 at 12:27:17 (EDT)

Give over Willy, wherefor art thou? and Whenst? Do leave us hanging like some jerzy grrl.
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Tuesday, June 11, 2002 at 12:26:30 (EDT)

this lurker would definitely be so inclined willy. maybe the golem would be my date. heh.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, June 11, 2002 at 12:24:32 (EDT)

Proctor G yes Benny will be Sizzling soon at a One Up near you...oh and Worcester look out...Benny may actually share the deets with the lurkers if the lurkers are down
Willy
USA - Tuesday, June 11, 2002 at 12:17:46 (EDT)

I see in the magic mirror that Fr. Porter and Fr. Proctor have added another to their merry band. Bishop Williams (no relation to our good willy) has been defrocked, bring the running total to 3 bishops and 225 priests caught with their fingers in the altar boy. It must be a bitch to find one of those pointy hats to match a pair of crotchless culottes.
Proctor's gamble
pedfile, ri USA - Tuesday, June 11, 2002 at 12:15:21 (EDT)

Yo Benny, don't you guys actually have a gig coming up sometime soon? A non-lurker was asking and I seem to recall mention of a one-up expedition.
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, USA - Tuesday, June 11, 2002 at 11:50:42 (EDT)

Dearest Benny: It's both my name AND what I do. Is Sizzler your name or what YOU do?
Shasta P.
USA - Tuesday, June 11, 2002 at 11:48:40 (EDT)

WORD to all your mothers. Benny, Thursday is a GO GO GADGET. Tell Telephone Teverence next time he calls.
Willy
USA - Tuesday, June 11, 2002 at 11:41:11 (EDT)

Willy, you gonna take that Ebay shit from Freddie?
Benny Sizzler
USA - Tuesday, June 11, 2002 at 11:37:47 (EDT)

Ole Lady, checkin' in. I seen Proctor down at Warwick Shopper's world buying some crotchless orange culottes at lunch...
Ole Lady Shroeder
USA - Tuesday, June 11, 2002 at 11:37:22 (EDT)

Kick?
Benny Sizzler
USA - Tuesday, June 11, 2002 at 11:35:59 (EDT)

Where the hell Willy and Jacques and Ole Lady at..?
Benny Sizzler
USA - Tuesday, June 11, 2002 at 11:35:39 (EDT)

Good Morning all. Proctor, Jerzy, you too allright?
Benny Sizzler
USA - Tuesday, June 11, 2002 at 11:35:07 (EDT)

Shasta, is that your name, or what you do?
Benny Sizzler
USA - Tuesday, June 11, 2002 at 11:34:19 (EDT)

Hello Benny Sizzler. Hello.
Shasta Pizzazz
USA - Tuesday, June 11, 2002 at 11:09:42 (EDT)

Timmy, as Chopper used to say... Awww, jeez little feller, it's swell of ya to care.
Proctor's gamble
toonz, ri USA - Tuesday, June 11, 2002 at 10:08:21 (EDT)

Proctor, you rot.
Little Timmy
Your back yard, your state USA - Tuesday, June 11, 2002 at 10:03:25 (EDT)

not jealous at all jerzy grrl, I just recognize the symptoms. I've been known to wax affectionate for a damsel or two and been left in the unrequited dustbin despite my charms. I'm just another hopeless romantic lurking in the night. I'll spare ya the details of my current obssesion... the rates? I ain't got a clue. they send me a rate sheet in my e-mail three or four times a day. I delete 'em without a look. I'm spared dealing with customers in my mundane corner of the biz.
Proctor's gamble
luvsick, ri USA - Tuesday, June 11, 2002 at 09:56:52 (EDT)

oh proctor. proctor, proctor proctor....why shouldn't i defend willy? he is, after all, the dreamiest of percussionists. and now i'm begining to wonder if it's willy you're jealous of...hmmmm? what say ye? where are today's rates at?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, June 11, 2002 at 09:40:27 (EDT)

damn jerzy, you spend an awful lot of time defending william of the digits three. Oh, and if you rewind the lurk you'll see I was defending timmy making tittie eyes at you. It's about time the little rotter had a hobby. I just didn't want him dumped in my yard. I was dreading him going ... you rot, you rot, you rot ... over and over like some mini-yapasaurus lap dog. (timmy, no hard feelings. feel free to throw a YOU ROT my way anytime)
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Tuesday, June 11, 2002 at 09:31:28 (EDT)

my cat's breath smells like cat food.
ralphie wiggum
springfield, USA - Tuesday, June 11, 2002 at 08:03:54 (EDT)

MULTIPLE sausage links?! oh my! your kind gesture just blows me away...no pun intended.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, June 11, 2002 at 08:01:49 (EDT)

Kick, no worries. I won't let these acerbic witted wordsmiths harm you. And just be glad you're not named "Morgan" as he was deemed "Organ"...
The Enforcer
Basement, USA - Monday, June 10, 2002 at 23:24:30 (EDT)

Jerzy, I got some sausage links for ya...
Ed Gein <gradeA@hippy.com>
Plainfield, Wisconson USA - Monday, June 10, 2002 at 23:19:06 (EDT)

GUYS! I just bought two really cute severed digits on EBAY!! I also got a 'Love Is" poster-you know the one, the dollin' little naked fuckers with the cute saying!
Marie <vapid@stupid.com>
Salt Lake, Utah USA - Monday, June 10, 2002 at 23:10:54 (EDT)

thank you enforcer-i was beginning to feel unwelcome...ROCK ON!
kick <goldenageofthegrotesque@hotmail.com>
brandon, mb canada - Monday, June 10, 2002 at 23:08:27 (EDT)

Word to Don from Johnston.
The Enforcer <crockett@tubs.com>
Basment, USA - Monday, June 10, 2002 at 23:07:54 (EDT)

Kick, ignore "Henry Rollin's" hissy tirades. He mistakenly thinks you might be one of the band members pretending to be the 'Kick" from days of yore-a neighbor boy known as Nick but deemed 'Kick" by Benny's brother, Scott. What Hank fails to realize is that you are a flesh and blood rockin' chick from Manitoba. Carry on.
The Enforcer
Basement, RI USA - Monday, June 10, 2002 at 23:05:57 (EDT)

er...it's ms., not miss, k? i'd also like to add that there's more to willy than just his three fingers...oh yes...much more....wink, wink.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, June 10, 2002 at 22:21:25 (EDT)

If it wern't for my "handy" work ole miss jerzy there wouldn't even be intrested in poor wee wittle Willy. He'd just be another five fingered fist fucker from Johnston. Lost in the crowd with all the other f.f.f.f. from the 'burbs.
Don <not @ freddy or willy.com>
Johnston, - Monday, June 10, 2002 at 21:29:44 (EDT)

We'll see Kick tomorrow.
Afid <formerly known@david.com>
USA - Monday, June 10, 2002 at 21:24:06 (EDT)

i gots ta go guys...see y'all later.
kick <goldenageofthegrotesque@hotmail.com>
USA - Monday, June 10, 2002 at 21:05:14 (EDT)

yeah...i think i might need a few.
kick <goldenageofthegrotesque@hotmail.com>
USA - Monday, June 10, 2002 at 21:02:02 (EDT)

willy IS the man, freddy. me thinks you gots a crush or sumpin' given your viciousness toward him? am i right or am i wrong?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, June 10, 2002 at 21:01:58 (EDT)

er, kick? why so zealous? how long you been lurkin' on da lurk? d'ya need a chill pill?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, June 10, 2002 at 20:59:52 (EDT)

ok
kick <goldenageofthegrotesque@hotmail.com>
USA - Monday, June 10, 2002 at 20:58:30 (EDT)

how did i get dragged into this?! i ain't nobody's momma, but i yam for real, dig?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, June 10, 2002 at 20:57:18 (EDT)

benny sizzler is the kick-ass band this world needs!
kick <goldenageofthegrotesque@hotmail.com>
USA - Monday, June 10, 2002 at 20:57:05 (EDT)

A little EXCITED there MR KICK? 3rd time's the charm...I'll be back tomorrow to check on your progress. By the way, does anyone really know who Benny Sizzler is?
Shasta P.
USA - Monday, June 10, 2002 at 20:55:24 (EDT)

Freddy you can't do what I do with a full array of 10 digits so take your "DOPE" bullshit down to eBay and take bids ya fuckin' biddy.
Willy
USA - Monday, June 10, 2002 at 20:53:49 (EDT)

sorry-accidentally repeated that-pretend like i only asked once!
kick <goldenageofthegrotesque@hotmail.com>
USA - Monday, June 10, 2002 at 20:53:00 (EDT)

what do you say jerzy grrrl?
kick <goldenageofthegrotesque@hotmail.com>
brandon, mb canada - Monday, June 10, 2002 at 20:52:25 (EDT)

what do you say jerzy grrrl?
kick <goldenageofthegrotesque@hotmail.com>
brandon, mb canada - Monday, June 10, 2002 at 20:52:19 (EDT)

what do you say jerzy grrrl?
kick <goldenageofthegrotesque@hotmail.com>
brandon, mb canada - Monday, June 10, 2002 at 20:52:13 (EDT)

well congratulations on the reunion of father and ill-begotten son...where's mama? maybe this Jersey Girl? hmmm?
Shasta P.
USA - Monday, June 10, 2002 at 20:48:53 (EDT)

i love having long lost begotten kids!yay!
kick <goldenageofthegrotesque@hotmail.com>
brandon, mb canada - Monday, June 10, 2002 at 20:48:07 (EDT)

looks that way...i'm so excited!
kick <goldenageofthegrotesque@hotmail.com>
brandon, mb canada - Monday, June 10, 2002 at 20:46:12 (EDT)

Hi er...kick. Is kicky kick your long lost begotten son?
Shasta Pizzazz
USA - Monday, June 10, 2002 at 20:45:07 (EDT)

i'm for real...
kick <goldenageofthegrotesque@hotmail.com>
brandon, mb canada - Monday, June 10, 2002 at 20:43:44 (EDT)

even tho. that wasn't me that EBay shit was DOPE...what yhou gonna do NOW willy? wee fuckin' willie
Freddy Got Funky Fingers
USA - Monday, June 10, 2002 at 20:42:39 (EDT)

This looks like an interesting site. Are any of you for real or is it just the band members entertaining themselves? People that take their own "action" pictures are just as likely to chat with themselves under various guises.
Shasta Pizzazz <jesiccarabbittxxx@aol.com>
Boston, MA USA - Monday, June 10, 2002 at 20:40:28 (EDT)

DADDY!
Kicky Kick
USA - Monday, June 10, 2002 at 20:33:42 (EDT)

The fingers you see on EBay are NOT mine fingers. NEIN!
Willy
USA - Monday, June 10, 2002 at 20:30:28 (EDT)

since when did this become an attack site?
nick <goldenageofthegrotesque@hotmail.com>
USA - Monday, June 10, 2002 at 20:16:20 (EDT)

Don't be such a bitch, and tattoo has 3 t's! What kind of name is "Kick"?
Hank Rollins
Los Angeles, CA USA - Monday, June 10, 2002 at 20:13:50 (EDT)

i have always dreamed of visiting new york city...anyone who feels the need to send me there at their expense would be greathly appreciated! thank you
kick <goldenageofthegrotesque@hotmail.com>
brandon, mb canada - Monday, June 10, 2002 at 20:13:32 (EDT)

guys, i'm gettin' a tatoo soon and i'm kinda nervous...
kick <goldenageofthegrotesque@hotmail.com>
brandon, mb canada - Monday, June 10, 2002 at 19:57:59 (EDT)

what, are you ed gein now freddy?!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, June 10, 2002 at 18:37:54 (EDT)

Okay, I gots 2 fingers up for auction on ebay. They might formerly belong to a digitally challenged drummer. They might not. I know you freaks dig that kind of shit so bid high, bid hard and bid often...
Freddie <finger roll@quickcash.com>
SuckMyAss, Anytime - Monday, June 10, 2002 at 18:10:58 (EDT)

you're just mad you didn't make titty eyes first proctor. that little timmy one upped you big time.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, June 10, 2002 at 17:07:07 (EDT)

aw, thanks little timmy! i'm glad i'm not a rotter in your book, but i gotta be honest. my heart belongs to willy. i dig'em digitally challenged, see?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, June 10, 2002 at 17:04:42 (EDT)

While Mussolini's finest try to get their shit together, I'm gonna pop back a few frosty ones. Oh, and another thing the french make better wine! Stick that in your cannoli
Proctor's gamble
I'm over here, ri USA - Monday, June 10, 2002 at 17:03:18 (EDT)

Corrente you moron, you don't even know how to handle a simple bribe. You got no chance against the gamble man.
Proctor's gamble
yetanotherhideaway, ri USA - Monday, June 10, 2002 at 16:54:44 (EDT)

Proctor, you can lurk, but you can't hide...
Corrente <Isee@you.com>
USA - Monday, June 10, 2002 at 16:51:15 (EDT)

Oh sure, I share a delectable recipe with the lurk and how do I get repaid. You try and dump the little rotter on me just because he makes tittie-eyes at jerzy. I'm off to another safehouse...
Proctor's gamble
thehideaway, ri USA - Monday, June 10, 2002 at 16:47:04 (EDT)

I've been left in the sun for 4 hours at your picnic.
Egg-based Marinade <trich@nosis.com>
USA - Monday, June 10, 2002 at 16:44:49 (EDT)

Christ on a crutch Little Timmy. I thought I told you to SCRAM you little assdrip. Go and play in P. Gamble's yard. would ya?
The Moderator
USA - Monday, June 10, 2002 at 16:43:16 (EDT)

Hey Jerzy. You do NOT rot. I'm only 12 but do you think I have a chance with you?
Little Timmy <jerk@tree.com>
USA - Monday, June 10, 2002 at 16:41:12 (EDT)

Hi..er..Hi (in a higher register) I'm so pretty in my high heels. No, that is not a 5 o'clock shadow. What you lookin'' at?
"Julie" Gotti <witnees@protection.org>
next door to You, USA - Monday, June 10, 2002 at 16:39:33 (EDT)

I SECOND THAT TIMMY! WORD TO WILLY!!!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, June 10, 2002 at 16:38:51 (EDT)

Word to Willy
Little Timmy
USA - Monday, June 10, 2002 at 16:37:11 (EDT)

Are you talking to me about spoogey marinade?! Howzabout a nice pair of cement shoes?
John Gotti <Not really dead@ in the witness protection program.gov>
Suburbia, USA - Monday, June 10, 2002 at 16:23:13 (EDT)

I've been all over your meat in the refrigerator ALL night!
the Marinade
USA - Monday, June 10, 2002 at 16:22:06 (EDT)

The terrorists are capable of all sorts of unspeakable evils.. beware the spoogy marinade (ewww, that does sound nasty) Remember to make sure the sizzler safety seal is intact, and the P. Gamble approved trademark is on the label. That's the gold emblem of the ostrich with it's head in the sand, and the moniker "bury your head and the world will go away".
Proctor's gamble
scaryshit, ri USA - Monday, June 10, 2002 at 16:14:12 (EDT)

er. that's me with finger slippage again.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, June 10, 2002 at 16:10:27 (EDT)

is spoogey marinade a euphamism proctor? if so - EWWWW!
j
USA - Monday, June 10, 2002 at 16:01:04 (EDT)

word to the unknown lurker...
Willy
USA - Monday, June 10, 2002 at 15:39:02 (EDT)

speaking of greasy scum, john gotti kicked off. the teflon don has passed into the non-stick hereafter
Proctor's gamble
paison, ri USA - Monday, June 10, 2002 at 14:49:23 (EDT)

Never accept imitations of the P. Gambles marinade, you can never tell when the terrorists are waiting for a chance to dose you with funky mayo or spoogy marinade.
Proctor's gamble
marin8, ri USA - Monday, June 10, 2002 at 14:35:30 (EDT)

uh I got to go now. Here comes the boss. The fucking boss. I gotta go drive away in my new Nissan Maxima
The unknown lurker
USA - Monday, June 10, 2002 at 14:24:59 (EDT)

TIMMY!!! Are you on this porn site again?!! Get ova here so I can smack you in tha fuckni' head
Little Timmy's mother
Rotterdam, Netherrot Far Way - Monday, June 10, 2002 at 14:23:50 (EDT)

Oh dear, was anyone else dreadfully ill after consuming what appeared to be funky marinade at Ricky and Randy's BBQ yesterday?
BBQ Invitee <coke@splats.com>
Near the beach, RI USA - Monday, June 10, 2002 at 14:22:03 (EDT)

timmy, you rot
Proctor's gamble
rotfud, ri USA - Monday, June 10, 2002 at 14:19:59 (EDT)

Proctor, your marinade rots
Little Timmy
your ass, your butt Big Butt - Monday, June 10, 2002 at 14:18:52 (EDT)

jerzy, I spotted a news tidbit from prague. Seems the christian-democrats were plying people with plum brandy to get them to czech out their literature, not to be outdone the communists had strippers hand out their lit with a free topless peek. god bless democracy in action.
Proctor's gamble
votevotervotest, ri USA - Monday, June 10, 2002 at 14:18:12 (EDT)

Willy rots
Joe Blow
Idaho - Monday, June 10, 2002 at 14:17:51 (EDT)

Back when I was among the living I used to cook strictly Zone.
Dee Dee
Up There, The Stars The Hole - Monday, June 10, 2002 at 14:15:55 (EDT)

Girls,boys-slow day on the log , eh? I'm afearin' that some of us actually have to do some worky work on this first day of the work week. I'm gonna go tell my boss to FUCK HISSELF!
Worky Joe <work@work.com>
The Plant, Industrial Park USA - Monday, June 10, 2002 at 14:14:24 (EDT)

my plan this week is to be defiantly unproductive benny. defiantly unproductive, see?!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, June 10, 2002 at 12:52:02 (EDT)

I'm here to represent all independently urinating 3 fingered percussionist across the nation.
Willy
USA - Monday, June 10, 2002 at 12:16:09 (EDT)

Hey Dee Dee, any recipes to contribute to the sizzler cookbook? Or did you never get past cooking a spoonful?
Proctor's gamble
halfbaked, ri USA - Monday, June 10, 2002 at 12:00:05 (EDT)

It's a sick world, sick, sick, sick
Dee Dee Speaks
The Other Side - Monday, June 10, 2002 at 11:52:48 (EDT)

Nothing productive here, I'm stuck at work. I did go to a most excellent BBQ yesterday though, and concocted a new marinade which was met with much oooing and aaahhing. I used some fine chopped pineapple, red onion, cilantro, red wine vinegar, and jalapeno. We marinated a huge halibut steak and a couple of salmon steaks in the goo. I highly reccomend you combine this recipe with large amounts of beer drinking. (now that's what I call productive).
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Monday, June 10, 2002 at 09:55:55 (EDT)

Good morning all cretins. I trust we are all about to embark on a productive and worky work week. Jerzy...? Proctor...? Ole Lady S...? Willy...? Teverence...? the Moderator...?
Benny Sizzler
Basement, USA - Monday, June 10, 2002 at 09:16:20 (EDT)

"...there's no law, no law anymore, steal from the rich and give to the poor..." keep on keepin' on Dee Dee.....
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, June 10, 2002 at 06:24:51 (EDT)

boy. sometimes i have lapses. guess that's why i'm a RECOVERING catholic! my bad.
jerzy grrrl <trulysorry@formyoutburst.com>
jc, nj USA - Monday, June 10, 2002 at 06:19:43 (EDT)

Hi guys. My name is David. Must I be called '"Afid?" I mean "Kick" is cool in place of "Nick" but..."Afid"...? Isn't that a green bug that systematically destroys every single plant a poor soul who just wants to have a nice pretty garden plants?
David <waste@time.org>
Cinncinatti, Ohio USA - Monday, June 10, 2002 at 00:28:38 (EDT)

wow-dee dee from the heavens above! we love you dee dee!!
kick <goldenageofthegrotesque@hotmail.com>
brandon, mb canada - Sunday, June 09, 2002 at 23:36:14 (EDT)

Kick, mourn thee not for I shine down on you and this blessed log
Dee Dee
Heaven, Above Black Hole - Sunday, June 09, 2002 at 23:15:54 (EDT)

i am deeply saddened by the death of dee dee ramone...but i was horrified to learn of johnny's death back in april '01. that hit me hard.
kick <goldenageofthegrotesque@hotmail.com>
brandon, mb canada - Sunday, June 09, 2002 at 22:29:29 (EDT)

Log Bless Willy's sorely neglected other two. May they twitch comfortably in the presence of the Great Log.
X-Willy <be he man/woman/beast@dunno.com>
USA - Sunday, June 09, 2002 at 22:08:02 (EDT)

o my log, i am sorry for my sins because i have offended you. i know i should love you above all things. help me to do penance, to do better, and to avoid anything that might lead me to sin. amen.
jerzy grrrl <contrite@confession.com>
jc, nj USA - Sunday, June 09, 2002 at 21:39:08 (EDT)

my log, i am sorry for my sins with all my heart. in choosing to do wrong and failing to do good, i have sinned against you whom i should love above all things. i firmly intend, with your help, to do penance, to sin no more, and to avoid whatever leads me to sin. our savior benny sizzler suffered and died for us. in his name, my god, have mercy.
jerzy grrrl <contrite@confession.com>
jc, nj USA - Sunday, June 09, 2002 at 21:37:54 (EDT)

o my log, i am heartily sorry for having offended thee, and i detest all my sins because of thy just punishments, but most of all because they offend thee, my log, who art all-good and deserving of all my love. i firmly resolve, with the help of thy grace, to sin no more and to avoid the near occasions of sin.
jerzy grrrl <contrite@confession.com>
jc, nj USA - Sunday, June 09, 2002 at 21:35:55 (EDT)

Let the Log shine its light on me
Jacqués <brown@light.com>
USA - Sunday, June 09, 2002 at 21:27:37 (EDT)

Call David - "Afid"
Gladis <gladis@ kravitz.com>
USA - Sunday, June 09, 2002 at 21:25:43 (EDT)

I am to be worshipped, yes.
The Log
Loggy, Logland USA - Sunday, June 09, 2002 at 21:02:30 (EDT)

Hey you guys, call "Nick", "Kick" Thank you.
The Neighbor
Middletown, RI USA - Sunday, June 09, 2002 at 20:59:34 (EDT)

bless us o log for these thy gifts which we are about to receive from thy bounty. in the name of the log, the lurk and benny sizzler. amen.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Sunday, June 09, 2002 at 20:58:27 (EDT)

I am WAY hotter than Who's That Girl any day of the week hands down.
Phil Collins
London, England UK - Sunday, June 09, 2002 at 20:57:35 (EDT)

I agree with Nick on all three counts!
Jacqués <yes I am @ ass kiss.com>
- Sunday, June 09, 2002 at 19:14:43 (EDT)

Before we begin another week of "entries" I think it is appropriate to bow our collective heads....Log is good, log is great, Let us thank Log for this Log.
Jacqués de CoqueBlock
Worm, Chow - Sunday, June 09, 2002 at 19:13:29 (EDT)

Gail kicks ass! L7 rocks! Bennysizzler's the shit!
Nick Rondeau <goldenageofthegrotesque@hotmail.com>
brandon, mb canada - Sunday, June 09, 2002 at 14:06:16 (EDT)

ok, i have to also say that i watched "who's that girl" the other day and it was really fucking good!!!!! so my question is, is who's that girl better or worse than phil collins???? hmmmm......or do they both suck and i am just a big nerd????
dave tha' fag <nighloooky@hotmail.com>
canada - Sunday, June 09, 2002 at 04:35:39 (EDT)

just wanna let everyone know that i am over my phil collins "thing" and that everything is kicking ass up here in canada, also that my flowerbed is the best one on the fucking block!!!! rock on folks!!!
dave tha' fag <nighloooky@hotmail.com>
canada - Sunday, June 09, 2002 at 04:31:49 (EDT)

I see my number 3 on all y'all cars and shit. Y'all miss the beloved INTIMIDATOR?! I'm gonna fuck you up from the grave.
Dale Ernhadt <number3@INTIMIDATE.com>
Taldega, FL USA - Saturday, June 08, 2002 at 23:30:50 (EDT)

Looks like only Timmy and Hertz agents lurk on the weekends. Oh yeah and Travis too.
Weekend Worrier
Carlsbad, CA USA - Saturday, June 08, 2002 at 23:27:24 (EDT)

Im only 12 an i don thin yer band is any good
Travis <blinksum@aol.com>
Regent, NC USA - Saturday, June 08, 2002 at 23:18:14 (EDT)

PS. You rot.
Little Timmy
USA - Saturday, June 08, 2002 at 23:16:58 (EDT)

Jacques, you little ass kiss.
Little Timmy <shit@start.com>
Mobile , Alabama USA - Saturday, June 08, 2002 at 23:16:34 (EDT)

Well I bet if Benny didn't buy those cheap ass batteries and didn't leave the log on all the time the damn thing wouldn't blow out so often. Don't leave me in the DARK about Proctor's lap dances.
Jacqués <Blame Benny @ Mr. Blameshifter.com>
No Gods, No Countries - Saturday, June 08, 2002 at 20:18:06 (EDT)

Benny, you want me to take care of that terrorist threat? i LOVE lobster and picante sauce and I come with my own golf club (what's left of it...)
Michael Skakel <Fore!>
Prison, CT USA - Saturday, June 08, 2002 at 15:37:35 (EDT)

It works!!!! the Lurk WURKS! Jesus, M. and Joseph. WTF?!! I think those terrorists driving that 36ft Lobster boat into Benny's Rock and Roll conrol center are certainly to blame....
Benny Sizzler
USA - Saturday, June 08, 2002 at 15:35:00 (EDT)

double poop
poop
USA - Saturday, June 08, 2002 at 15:33:19 (EDT)

TERRORIST ALERT -- We have received uncorroborated, non-specific information that someone or someones will attempt to fly a 36-ft lobster boat loaded with low-grade, enriched picante sauce into an undisclosed basement somewhere on Aquidneck Island. Just FYI...
Robert Mueller <bossman@fbi.gov>
Washington, DC USA - Friday, June 07, 2002 at 18:32:43 (EDT)

Willy (3rd person again) is OUT. Late. r.
Willy
USA - Friday, June 07, 2002 at 18:25:07 (EDT)

has anyone seen the NEW and IMPROVED bennysizzler GLAMOUR shots? HOT!
Willy
USA - Friday, June 07, 2002 at 17:23:20 (EDT)

patron, my friend, is A one tequila. good shit. smooth like silk. probably more expensive than a lapdance.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, June 07, 2002 at 17:03:44 (EDT)

10,9,8,7,6,5,.4,3,2,1...LORRAINES!
Proctor's Warden
USA - Friday, June 07, 2002 at 17:00:34 (EDT)

Timmy, you rot but I shore don't mind smellin' that shit
The Rock
USA - Friday, June 07, 2002 at 16:59:47 (EDT)

Nyuk, nyuk, nuyuk......
Proctor's gamble
nyuknyuk, USA - Friday, June 07, 2002 at 16:59:21 (EDT)

I am NOT wonky...
Stooges Golf Toy
USA - Friday, June 07, 2002 at 16:58:34 (EDT)

Oh no you're not boy. I have REAMS of paperwork for you to sift thru. Kiss Lorraine goodbye...
Proctor's boss
USA - Friday, June 07, 2002 at 16:57:55 (EDT)

Ah yes the rewind, one post did go poof. I'm glad to see I roused the masses at last. jerzy, I had a lovely lapdance last Saturday at Fantasies. I do have two questions though. What is Petron (petrol)? And is a bottle of it cheaper than a lapdance?
Proctor's gamble
rewind, ri USA - Friday, June 07, 2002 at 16:57:02 (EDT)

i'm sure your co-workers LOVE you proctor.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, June 07, 2002 at 16:54:34 (EDT)

I don't see my lurks popping up, but I'm not getting an error message from the terrorists, so... Hey I got the Stooges golf thing-a-ma-bob. It's kinda wonky but it features the great ones theme and dulcit voices.. see you in hell boys. I'm out for the weekend in 5.
Proctor's gamble
Huh?, USA - Friday, June 07, 2002 at 16:53:00 (EDT)

did my last post disappear? I'll have to reconstruct. I've caught better heat from a lotta women, so bring on the tiraids. jerzy, don't let them get you on the defensive the sizzlers don't know what it's like to work a real job.
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Friday, June 07, 2002 at 16:49:39 (EDT)

when I'm done with Timmy you're next Roger
the Rock
USA - Friday, June 07, 2002 at 16:49:05 (EDT)

it was just a simple question - no malicious intent! i swear!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, June 07, 2002 at 16:46:28 (EDT)

Jrzy Grrl worked P Gamble over pretty hard...
Willy
USA - Friday, June 07, 2002 at 16:43:41 (EDT)

Jacques is hot -his ass is taught- his tumor is his constant thought...
Roger Rhymer <not@funny.com>
Landry, Michigan USA - Friday, June 07, 2002 at 16:35:04 (EDT)

Now where that Proctor boy done gone too...someone didn't tell him to stop posting or anything did they...?
Benny Sizzler <waste@time.com>
Basement, USA - Friday, June 07, 2002 at 16:32:53 (EDT)

Bag for a hat, imagine that. Billy's his brother and Hymer's is all that!
Roger Rhymer <anotherworthless@entry.com>
USA - Friday, June 07, 2002 at 16:31:17 (EDT)

you know what would be REALLY funny? if some one put a paper bag on his or her head for a picture!
Billy Hymers
USA - Friday, June 07, 2002 at 16:29:29 (EDT)

You cain't never mulch a stop sign too much boy. Member that. Now weres my pinchle chit...?
Middletown Public Works <mulch@inanimateobject.com>
Middletown, RI USA - Friday, June 07, 2002 at 16:28:14 (EDT)

Quick, somebody get me a bag for my hat. I'm having my picture takin'
Teverence <notsostunned@silence.com>
USA - Friday, June 07, 2002 at 16:26:27 (EDT)

So...lurkin' on valuable mortgage lending time, are we son? You disapoint me. At least make your lurkin pornographic in nature. This Benny Sizzler shit leaves me dryer than a panty on a Monday morn...
Proctor's Boss
The City, The state The MAN - Friday, June 07, 2002 at 16:25:20 (EDT)

I know a girl like that...she likes to take pictures of herself too.
Willy
USA - Friday, June 07, 2002 at 16:23:22 (EDT)

how you like me now?
stunned silence
USA - Friday, June 07, 2002 at 16:22:07 (EDT)

You Jerzy, who you talkin bout bein' naked? I get paid to put my bra ON.
Proctor's Bitch
rumford, RI USA - Friday, June 07, 2002 at 16:21:59 (EDT)

er. not sure why there's doubles of that...the log is wonky...damn terrorists...
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, June 07, 2002 at 16:21:24 (EDT)

oh, and proctor - this grrrl goes for the likes of patron...not cuervo. see? SEE?!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, June 07, 2002 at 16:09:59 (EDT)

oh, and proctor - this grrrl goes for the likes of patron...not cuervo. see? SEE?!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, June 07, 2002 at 16:09:55 (EDT)

ouch P. Gamble...ouch...
Willy
USA - Friday, June 07, 2002 at 16:07:28 (EDT)

um...spit shining is a house specialty willy darling...er...yeah.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, June 07, 2002 at 16:05:18 (EDT)

when was the last time you saw a naked grrrl proctor? LIVE - not in a picture or film!?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, June 07, 2002 at 16:04:05 (EDT)

spit shine goes a long way
rude Willy
USA - Friday, June 07, 2002 at 16:03:12 (EDT)

i'll provide willy with whatever he wants, see? SEE?!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, June 07, 2002 at 16:02:42 (EDT)

willy, maybe jerzy can provide an alternative lubricant. I find that a bottle of Cuervo and a fistful of ludes makes just about anything seem possible. Hey, I can't stand to see a girl in distress. (I've always prefered to see them in a state of undress)
Proctor's gamble
jiffylube, ri USA - Friday, June 07, 2002 at 15:56:28 (EDT)

nobody likes me when I'm wet
Willy
USA - Friday, June 07, 2002 at 15:45:07 (EDT)

sometimes you gotta use ya BODY
Vic Damone
USA - Friday, June 07, 2002 at 15:41:01 (EDT)

I think someone kidnapped my balls!
Jacqués <emphasis@ think.com>
Oklahoma Fatwa, USA - Friday, June 07, 2002 at 15:34:44 (EDT)

funny thing across from the three oh ate: not only trees and shrubs mulched but also street signs and telephone poles...add another Maul and M Town is fucking doomed
the Unknown Mulcher
USA - Friday, June 07, 2002 at 15:34:26 (EDT)

Willy is not amused.
Willy
USA - Friday, June 07, 2002 at 15:30:13 (EDT)

well i'm at work too, but damn! i actually have to work sometimes! hmmm...kidnapping....interesting.....
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, June 07, 2002 at 14:48:35 (EDT)

Ha ha ha! I'm at work. Ain't capitalism grand.
Proctor's gamble
Work?, ri USA - Friday, June 07, 2002 at 14:44:47 (EDT)

jerzy, Willy still dodging your undying affections? No accounting for taste I guess. I still say abduction will be the easiest way to solve the wet-willy dilemna. Just give me the nod. After being captured by Proctor&Porter and dodging the SSS dragnet I've picked up a few pointers on the fine art of kidnapping.
Proctor's gamble
carjack, ri USA - Friday, June 07, 2002 at 14:43:36 (EDT)

procter - don't you have a job or home or something? how is it that you spend so much time on the lurk?! i'm a little worried...
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, June 07, 2002 at 14:41:31 (EDT)

hey jacques, I'd watch out about knocking the Bennys too loudly. Those SSS boys aren't the most competent, but the sight of them in those cullottes still gives me nightmares.
Proctor's gamble
nyuknyuk, ri USA - Friday, June 07, 2002 at 14:36:26 (EDT)

well, i'm sure it's no secret that i'd LIKE to feel the magic in those 3 fingers...like Magic Fingers...even though there are only 3 of them...! will i ever get to willy?!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, June 07, 2002 at 14:33:44 (EDT)

Has Benny Sizzler been outshined by its own log?
Jacqués <heavy@statement.com>
Crosseyed, USA - Friday, June 07, 2002 at 14:19:39 (EDT)

Clowns creep me out too!
John Wayne Gacy <are you really smiling @ painted smile.com>
Torturetown, USA - Friday, June 07, 2002 at 14:17:27 (EDT)

I cannot in good conscience sign this log.
the Unknown Conscientious Objector
USA - Friday, June 07, 2002 at 13:04:26 (EDT)

sorry Freddy but i've felt the magic in those 3 fingers...it was like Magic Fingers...except well, only 3 of them
Dr. Rhythm
USA - Friday, June 07, 2002 at 12:51:27 (EDT)

NO ONE can really play drums with just three fingers...we've determined that it's medically impossible
Freddy Got the MFin Finz
USA - Friday, June 07, 2002 at 12:50:28 (EDT)

can somebody shut that bitch up. I'll be back for my next set right after take care of this medical thing... diabetes ya know... hey can somebody make sure my room is ready at the Chelsea?
Johnny Thunders
purgation, limboland - Friday, June 07, 2002 at 12:36:32 (EDT)

Sidney! What about the farewell drugs!?!
Nancy
USA - Friday, June 07, 2002 at 12:30:01 (EDT)

Sidney! What about the farewell drugs!?!
Nancy
USA - Friday, June 07, 2002 at 12:29:55 (EDT)

Oi! Don't forget about me! I'm real punk rock!
Sid Vicious
USA - Friday, June 07, 2002 at 12:29:23 (EDT)

so I fuckin' jerked off in a tree...so what? golf is my game...
Michael Skakel
USA - Friday, June 07, 2002 at 12:26:45 (EDT)

Glad to see the little jerk-off get his. Just don't send him here when you're done with him. We need his whining ass up here like we need a hole in the head.
Jack and Bobby
thecompound, a better place up there - Friday, June 07, 2002 at 12:26:14 (EDT)

Me and Dee dee are just hanging out having a guffaw over that silly bastard jerking off in that tree.
Martha Moxley
Beyond, Up there Black Hole - Friday, June 07, 2002 at 12:08:09 (EDT)

Pass the sugar, please
Dee Dee Ramone
Beyond, Our Earth Universe - Friday, June 07, 2002 at 12:06:45 (EDT)

I believe one monsieur Lydon declared the demise some time ago.. but punk and rock-n-roll seem to have more than the usual number of restless corpses laying about. (go ahead Dee Dee I know your dying to say something)
Proctor's gamble
gabbagabbahey, ri USA - Friday, June 07, 2002 at 11:50:37 (EDT)

clowns creep me out.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, June 07, 2002 at 11:49:03 (EDT)

Yes, Dee Dee did put the punk in punk rock. He didn't look "right" at the hall of fame induction thingy neither. Does this mean that punk is finally dead?
Jacqués de Coqueblock <dee dee @ d-day.com>
dirt nap, cozy - Friday, June 07, 2002 at 11:43:28 (EDT)

It's freaky but the boston phoenix has an interview with Dee Dee in the current issue. It's available on-line,. I read it and you can tell he was near the end of the rock-n-roll rope. sad to say... it also had a few links... deedeeramone.net and one for a gallery with his art follingallery.com I thought inquiring lurkers might want to know...
Proctor's gamble
iwannabesedated, ri USA - Friday, June 07, 2002 at 11:27:33 (EDT)

I'm gonna have fun with that pudgy ass SKANKLE. You be MY bitch now.
BigScaryCon
in prison, CT USA - Friday, June 07, 2002 at 11:24:33 (EDT)

hey terrorist! bite your ass in the face? Are you some form of mutant I'm not familiar with or did you skip anatomy class in favor of Anti-Lurk 101.
Proctor's gamble
Huh?, ri USA - Friday, June 07, 2002 at 11:20:27 (EDT)

I'm guilty.
Michael Skakel
USA - Friday, June 07, 2002 at 11:18:39 (EDT)

people call me Mo cuz I always want mo' n' mo'...
Mo Rutherford
USA - Friday, June 07, 2002 at 11:05:24 (EDT)

Girls like men with hair.
Moe
Los Angeles, CA USA - Friday, June 07, 2002 at 11:03:50 (EDT)

oh my. i have visions of the curly shuffle going through my head now. great. no, really. great. thanks.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, June 07, 2002 at 11:00:32 (EDT)

rumor has it the SSS has reconvened in a basement near you...don't make them angry...you wouldn't like them when they're angry...they morph into mindless green man-beasts that shred their shirts off yet manage to keep their pants on...
Willy
USA - Friday, June 07, 2002 at 11:00:11 (EDT)

Well well well...I see this little fucking lurking party is back in action...The fatwa we had planned on Benny's balls fell short. Don't worry. The gift of stingers and crotchless orange cullottes will be back to bite your ass in the face!
TheTerrorst <fatwa@yourballs.com>
The Cave, Caveland Afghanistan - Friday, June 07, 2002 at 10:43:39 (EDT)

jerzy, don't worry I took my meds today and only have a slight urge to sing. However I did see a cool Three Stooges robotic golfing toy at the CVS when I picked up my scrip and I'm sure to buy it on my lunch break. Forgive me if the anticipation gets the best of me. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk....
Proctor's gamble
ZZZZZZZ..........., ri USA - Friday, June 07, 2002 at 09:54:47 (EDT)

hey moderator, I also suffer under the mortgage biz's capitalist absurdities. if only they knew what was lurking in their midst. (hah! lurking! get it...)
Proctor's gamble
bankco, ri USA - Friday, June 07, 2002 at 09:49:48 (EDT)

Ahh... the lurk is alive and the terrorists have retreated to some Afghani cave that has been recently renovated by US Bomb Co. The Afghani women seem to be unsure about the crotchless cullottes, but the Afghani men in the area have been seen prancing through the hills wearing the cullottes and giggling at how convenient it is to play with their balls. Chalk up one success (finally) for the not so notorious SSS.
Proctor's gamble
safehouse, ri USA - Friday, June 07, 2002 at 09:30:16 (EDT)

oh jacques - somebody stole your balls? gol'durn yellow-bellied, lily-livered sassafrassawrazzleblahblah! when you get 'em back, want me to weld 'em on ye?!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, June 06, 2002 at 23:19:50 (EDT)

er - that was me with over-zelous fingers pressing the enter key too soon. my bad. welding good.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, June 06, 2002 at 23:06:30 (EDT)

just curious if you had a pref. i'm learning me how to do all sorts of welding, that's why - plasma, arc, mig, oxy-acetylyne, see?
j
USA - Thursday, June 06, 2002 at 23:05:01 (EDT)

Well I see who's got my balls..I mean back now. I make 1 lonely post and I get slammy slammed. Züt allors!
Jacqués <both watchin the game@doggie.com@>
Que - Thursday, June 06, 2002 at 20:24:31 (EDT)

Proctor, for your edification that Gail bitch swiped my costume in '91 and I'm STILL trying to get the mess outta the crotch...Jesus H...
Cigarette Girl <cough@lung.com>
Los Vegas, Nevada USA - Thursday, June 06, 2002 at 19:24:10 (EDT)

re: the welder question-Benny prefers the arc school of welding, dear. Why do you ask?
Mr. Sizzler
Basement, USA - Thursday, June 06, 2002 at 19:17:12 (EDT)

Jerzy, all's they want is sex and that's all i give them. I don't know what Chil's prob is. Whatever.
Gail <titty@eye.com>
Titty Eye, GA USA - Thursday, June 06, 2002 at 19:14:24 (EDT)

And what's up with this Black character dissing the Igg? That ain't right...
The Moderator
USA - Thursday, June 06, 2002 at 18:16:58 (EDT)

DEE DEE?! NO! What happened..?! WHAT THE FUCK??!!! The "moderator" was away at his day job in the commercial mortgage lending field -all day- and he don't know what went on in the streets.
The Moderator
Mirco Manage, The Man USA - Thursday, June 06, 2002 at 18:14:55 (EDT)

Holy shit and a shoebox full o' logs! Benny spends ONE day away from this here rock and roll control console and what do I come back to...? My blessed, beloved, everlurkin' cretins! My peeps!!!! Thank GOD somebody joined Proctor in a round of lurk. I was a fearin' he'd gone and walked the wheel. I'm choked. I don't know what to say. Why do the terrorists play with our minds so..?
Benny Sizzler
Basment, USA - Thursday, June 06, 2002 at 18:11:45 (EDT)

tell me benny, do you prefer a tig or mig welder?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, June 06, 2002 at 17:00:36 (EDT)

Willy's good like that. Not much else but good like that.
Wanda Willy's Bitter Ex Wife
USA - Thursday, June 06, 2002 at 16:39:22 (EDT)

asdfasdf
asdfasdf
USA - Thursday, June 06, 2002 at 16:38:38 (EDT)

can i go down on you willy?
anonymous
jc, nj USA - Thursday, June 06, 2002 at 16:08:45 (EDT)

Willy's good like that.
Wanda, Willy's bitter ex-wife
USA - Thursday, June 06, 2002 at 16:03:59 (EDT)

will you go down on me willy?
anonymous
jc, nj USA - Thursday, June 06, 2002 at 15:42:57 (EDT)

are we down tonight? ARE WE DOWN?
Willy
USA - Thursday, June 06, 2002 at 15:38:00 (EDT)

did anyone see Jack Black straight up DIS Iggy Pop on Craigers last night?
the Not So Silent Observer
USA - Thursday, June 06, 2002 at 15:30:55 (EDT)

rock on...I'm outta here...
Dee Dee Ramone
USA - Thursday, June 06, 2002 at 15:26:53 (EDT)

sha la la la. sha la la la la...
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, June 06, 2002 at 15:11:46 (EDT)

to quote a prominent sizzler... King for a day, fucked for a lifetime...
Proctor's gamble
bonyod, ri USA - Thursday, June 06, 2002 at 15:04:57 (EDT)

NO! NOT DEE DEE!. 'tis a sad sad day...damn.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, June 06, 2002 at 15:02:31 (EDT)

serious news just over the wire. no shitting folks. Dee Dee Ramone died last night. His wife found him dead from an overdose. rockin' roll high school lost one of the best.
Proctor's gamble
sad news, ri USA - Thursday, June 06, 2002 at 14:57:50 (EDT)

greetings to all titty-eyed lurkers...lurk on...LURK ON!
Willy
USA - Thursday, June 06, 2002 at 14:51:36 (EDT)

willy, would you like me to make "titty eyes" at you?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, June 06, 2002 at 14:50:05 (EDT)

SSS? they can't even stop the terrorists from disrupting the divine lurk. welcome aboard willy I was begining to get a bit hoarse. (oh wilburrr)
Proctor's gamble
doped, ri USA - Thursday, June 06, 2002 at 14:49:17 (EDT)

sweet mother of Jesus H...I need to convene the GD SSS...
Willy
USA - Thursday, June 06, 2002 at 14:41:15 (EDT)

hey gail do you still have that cigarette girl outfit? I damn near coughed up a lung buying cigarettes that night. Ooops, forgot again, I'll take my medication now.. really!
Proctor's gamble
rocketdaze, ri USA - Thursday, June 06, 2002 at 14:39:20 (EDT)

sorry... I forgot again... I'll take my medication now. Promise.
Proctor's gamble
oops, ri USA - Thursday, June 06, 2002 at 14:32:38 (EDT)

hey gail - what the hell are "titty eyes" anyway? were you makin'em?! i gotcherback grrrl. k? i'll stand on his hair while you kick'em if you need me to.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, June 06, 2002 at 14:30:57 (EDT)

you ARE NOT david byrne! willya stop already?!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, June 06, 2002 at 14:29:08 (EDT)

He's ranting again! Rant, rant, rant, rant......HEY TIMMY, YOU ROT!!!
Proctor's gamble
rantrant, ri USA - Thursday, June 06, 2002 at 14:27:29 (EDT)

questions, questions, questions flooding through the minds of the concerned youth of today. you may ask yourself, how do I work this? and you may ask yourself, how did I get here? and you may ask yourself, where can I get crotchless cullottes for that special someone? well look no further boys and grrls, all the answers can be found here on the lurk. (I'm not supposed to be enjoying this so much , am I?)
Proctor's gamble
phil101, ri USA - Thursday, June 06, 2002 at 14:25:44 (EDT)

how about frere jacques? is the log gonna go dormez vous? inquiring lurkers want to know.
Proctor's gamble
nursyrime, ri USA - Thursday, June 06, 2002 at 14:16:38 (EDT)

log on log off jacques on jacques off...
Proctor's gamble
yukyuk, ri USA - Thursday, June 06, 2002 at 14:14:22 (EDT)

Oh I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK. I wear high heels and I drink all day....
Proctor's gamble
fullmonty, ri USA - Thursday, June 06, 2002 at 14:12:27 (EDT)

Its back again. I can't figure out if the terrorists have won or not yet. They keep winning then losing. I'm so confused.
Jacqués <fatwa@your balls.com>
No gods, No countries - Thursday, June 06, 2002 at 14:12:19 (EDT)

I FEEL LIKE SINGING!! If All You Need is Love is good enough for the queen, hows about we all sing ALL TOGETHER NOW. A1 A2 A... all together now, all together now, all together now. (ya gotta luv a sixties revival)
Proctor's gamble
lonelyhotclub, ri USA - Thursday, June 06, 2002 at 14:10:13 (EDT)

If a log rolls over and only a gamble is there to see it, does he still lurk?
Proctor's gamble
mysterymeat, ri USA - Thursday, June 06, 2002 at 14:05:25 (EDT)

Benny? Where are the faithful? Jerzy? Where are the distasteful? Teverance? What are you fuckin' high?
Proctor's gamble <god@stuff.cod>
a big empty log, ri USA - Thursday, June 06, 2002 at 14:03:52 (EDT)

Hey, June 6... ain't that D-Day? Everybody we're going ashore and not all of us are going to make it. So at this juncture I think it would be appropriate for me to say a few words of thanks to the academy....
Proctor's gamble
WWII, ri USA - Thursday, June 06, 2002 at 14:00:14 (EDT)

OLLIE OLLIE OXEN FREE!!!!! come guys who can resist free oxen. Ox tail soup anybody?
Proctor's gamble
come out come out, ri USA - Thursday, June 06, 2002 at 13:54:53 (EDT)

Once again the curse has been lifted and the sizzlers and the sizzlettes rejoiced muchly.(muchly?)
Proctor's gamble
echosville, ri USA - Thursday, June 06, 2002 at 13:52:10 (EDT)

Who knows what weavils lurk in the logs of hens? THE SIZZLE KNOWS!!!!!
Proctor's gamble <YAHOO@YAHOOOOOO.com>
omsville, ri USA - Thursday, June 06, 2002 at 13:49:42 (EDT)

log on log off log on log off
Proctor's gamble
where am I, ri USA - Thursday, June 06, 2002 at 13:46:55 (EDT)

Martha why don't you and "Dave Matthews" (if that is your real name) get hitched in Vegas and go fuck yourselves in your very own double-wide? huh?
Willy
USA - Wednesday, June 05, 2002 at 17:24:07 (EDT)

DADDY!!!!!!!
Two Fingered Jr.
USA - Wednesday, June 05, 2002 at 17:23:24 (EDT)

Willy, thanks for revealing my identidy you fuck. Did I buy you those Gucci gloves, you piece of shit?
Martha <not@childsupport.com>
Trailerpark, ALABAMA USA - Wednesday, June 05, 2002 at 17:22:14 (EDT)

word has it willy was talkin shit on the type of fan the Me Matthews Band attracts. Somethin bout "justifies murder and shit" Those are some harsh words, guy. Benny sizzler should talk. Your fan base is nuthin; but humunculi and third string pro wrestlers. Poopy to you on your face
Dave Matthews
USA - Wednesday, June 05, 2002 at 17:19:41 (EDT)

well well well, looks like the "after 5" crowd has just logged on...
Kumar <second@shift.com>
Anytown, USA - Wednesday, June 05, 2002 at 17:16:34 (EDT)

I fuckin' jumped in and couldn't for the life of me jump back.
Apple Jack
USA - Wednesday, June 05, 2002 at 17:08:33 (EDT)

Martha, I told you NOT to logue onto this log.
Willy
USA - Wednesday, June 05, 2002 at 17:07:05 (EDT)

before i skull fuck little Timmy, can anybody smell the crack the Rock is a'cookin'?
the Rock
USA - Wednesday, June 05, 2002 at 17:03:42 (EDT)

willy may be digit-challenged but he sure does know how to give the sides hell!
Willy's ex wife <not@anymore.com>
Trailerpark, Alabama USA - Wednesday, June 05, 2002 at 16:59:47 (EDT)

I can't smell what the sizzle got cooking cuz i'm FUCKING HIGH
Teverence
USA - Wednesday, June 05, 2002 at 16:58:08 (EDT)

word to my ladies in Jersey
LL Cool J
USA - Wednesday, June 05, 2002 at 16:56:59 (EDT)

well lurkers isn't this as it should be. Vitriol, inuendo, food products, the digit-challenged, azaleas, preachers, and a girl from jerzy all rolled up into one lurking log. Benny the sizzle is back, can't you smell the fumes?
Proctor's gamble
hellbound, ri USA - Wednesday, June 05, 2002 at 16:56:03 (EDT)

Yes, even you, dear Little Timothy!
Benny Sizzler
USA - Wednesday, June 05, 2002 at 16:53:12 (EDT)

you rot
Little Timmy
USA - Wednesday, June 05, 2002 at 16:52:42 (EDT)

Oh wonderful day. My beloved children of the lurk, look how we have all come back together on one gloriously pissed stained yellow page! Welcome back to all of ye! Log on!
Benny Sizzler
Basement, USA - Wednesday, June 05, 2002 at 16:51:03 (EDT)

Dears, trust me, I went to the Manhatten salon Miss Grrl refers to and the only waxing I got was my wallet. The hair grew back faster than you could hollar folliculitis. Thank you.
Ole Lady Schroeder
USA - Wednesday, June 05, 2002 at 16:48:20 (EDT)

freddy, I don't who this near miss gambol is, but I for one know your mom's ass isn't hairy. It's actually quite perky for her age, although I wish she would brush her teeth more often. After all good hygiene and good oral sex do go together.
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Wednesday, June 05, 2002 at 16:45:11 (EDT)

hey freddie boy's mom, i know a great place in manhattan where you can get your hairy ass waxed...just a thought. dingleberries are gross.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, June 05, 2002 at 16:40:59 (EDT)

Did someone just call me?
Freddy's Boy hairy assed Mom
Lancaster, PA USA - Wednesday, June 05, 2002 at 16:24:35 (EDT)

No flies on me either. I been honing my BPM's this whole time the lurk was down. Time to throw the AA's back in the ring...
Doctor Rythym <machine@Bossproducts.com>
Mesa, AZ USA - Wednesday, June 05, 2002 at 16:23:33 (EDT)

get back in your box freddy's boy before i call your hairy ass mom
Proctor's Gambol
USA - Wednesday, June 05, 2002 at 16:20:52 (EDT)

i said i would write in and i did, didn't i?
Chil's ponytail <not@chignon.com>
USA - Wednesday, June 05, 2002 at 16:20:30 (EDT)

Well well well Freddy. Looks like you're right again. These assdrips havin' themself a fine party. What say we fuck shit up on the log, eh?
Freddy's Boy
Sheffeild, england UK - Wednesday, June 05, 2002 at 16:18:37 (EDT)

well if you need a hand while your supporter is in the wash, i gladly volunteer mine willy...sigh! GLADLY... x
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, June 05, 2002 at 15:47:48 (EDT)

I see one the cockroaches just crawled out the cyberwoodwork...
Willy
USA - Wednesday, June 05, 2002 at 15:46:05 (EDT)

well well well look what we got here...a fucking party...sorry to break up the celefuckinbration but a REAL drummer just logged on
Freddy Got Fingered
USA - Wednesday, June 05, 2002 at 15:32:45 (EDT)

word to the girl from Jersey...don't worry the jock is in the wash...
Willy
USA - Wednesday, June 05, 2002 at 15:29:51 (EDT)

jerzy, forgive the the misplaced modifier. I spent many a year in mirkwood and know the diff from my orc and my elbow. and by the way when are you going to get the wet willy so you don't have to go on about the three fingered one? willy, why don't you give a working jerzy grrl a chance?
Proctor's gamble
dimfud, ri USA - Wednesday, June 05, 2002 at 15:25:15 (EDT)

okay, that made me giggle. i'm a fucking giggling grrrl who lives in jerzy. NOW are you happy?!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, June 05, 2002 at 15:14:02 (EDT)

I'm Willy's supporter.
Willy's jock
USA - Wednesday, June 05, 2002 at 15:08:06 (EDT)

and no snide remarks about my being willy's supporter...get your minds out of the gutter! jeez!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, June 05, 2002 at 15:02:33 (EDT)

WILLY! WILLY! Hi WILLY! OVER HERE WILLY! IT'S ME WILLY! ME!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE FAN WILLY AND TOP SUPPORTER!!!!! I THINK I'M GONNA FAINT WILLY!!! WILLLLLEEEEEE!!!!!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, June 05, 2002 at 15:01:36 (EDT)

we had our time but now we're through
the Presidents of the United States...the band <peaches@aol.com>
USA - Wednesday, June 05, 2002 at 15:01:12 (EDT)

proctor - there is only ONE golem - i think you're confusing him with the GOBLINS from lord of the rings...? maybe?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, June 05, 2002 at 14:59:31 (EDT)

Mr. Procter, don't you know that George W. Bush isn't REALLY the President of the United States of America?! He's just a puppet-figurehead, see?! SEE?!
Deep Throat
Washington, DC USA - Wednesday, June 05, 2002 at 14:54:57 (EDT)

i heard Willy was talkin' sh!t last night...s'just what I heard...
Dave Matthews
USA - Wednesday, June 05, 2002 at 14:51:48 (EDT)

hey, how do we know the log won't fail us again?
Chil's ponytail
USA - Wednesday, June 05, 2002 at 14:46:23 (EDT)

jerzy, don't tell me you gave a gollum to the the little W.? He can't even be trusted with real scissors because he always forgets you're not supposed to run with scissors because you'll put somebody's eye out. We've already got a blind dog and a one-eye cat running around in the White House... tell me you didn't... you couldn't... you did, didn't you?
Proctor's gamble
rimfid, ri USA - Wednesday, June 05, 2002 at 14:42:21 (EDT)

i thimk my mommi is caling me...
little Timmy
USA - Wednesday, June 05, 2002 at 14:40:51 (EDT)

hey proctor - if i divulged the whereabouts of the golem, i'd have to kill you. he's on a topsecret mission for our fine president. see?!
jerzy grrrl <keepingthisnationssecretssafe@goscratchfanboy!.com>
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, June 05, 2002 at 14:35:41 (EDT)

I did not touch this log. I touched other things but not this log.
The Gollum
Prague, Over there USA - Wednesday, June 05, 2002 at 14:33:35 (EDT)

GG Allin got nuttin' on me.
GG Gumdrops
USA - Wednesday, June 05, 2002 at 14:33:01 (EDT)

Now where's that little Timmy...?
The Rock <skull@fuck.com>
Vegas, Nevada USA - Wednesday, June 05, 2002 at 14:32:14 (EDT)

The LOG SPOKE TO ME!!! THE LOG ITSELF! In just the right light you can see it's tears! It's crying for the lost souls of past entries!
Wendy Lee <gullible@delusional.org>
Guile, USA - Wednesday, June 05, 2002 at 14:28:24 (EDT)

jerzy!!!! welcome back to the states. As you can see everything went to rot (to quote timmy)while you were gone. uhh.. not that I'm suggesting anything untoward jerzy, but you didn't uhh... maybe misplace a gollum where it could have gotten at the lurk?
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Wednesday, June 05, 2002 at 14:27:32 (EDT)

I shore am glad this Lurkin Log is back too. I had taken to lurkin on that pisspoor Creed website. Dear Jesus me. Back to where I belurk...
Lurk Lurch
USA - Wednesday, June 05, 2002 at 14:26:23 (EDT)

I have died...I have risen...I will come again.
the Log Itself
USA - Wednesday, June 05, 2002 at 14:25:30 (EDT)

Here here Jerzy Grrl! Long live the log!
Ole Lady Schroeder <not @shaved.com>
Riverside, RI USA - Wednesday, June 05, 2002 at 14:23:05 (EDT)

boy am i glad the log has risen from the dead! i had taken to sleeping with a wind up clock, but it wasn't as good as this log at lulling me to sleep. LONG LIVE THE LOG!!!!!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, June 05, 2002 at 14:21:17 (EDT)

I've fallen and I need to be cross ventilated!
Steaming Pile
USA - Wednesday, June 05, 2002 at 14:19:41 (EDT)

We didn't particularly care for this log. Come to think of it, we didn't care for that poster from the Old West either
The Terrorists
USA - Wednesday, June 05, 2002 at 14:17:46 (EDT)

JERZY GRRL!!!!!!! You've come home!!!!!!!!!
Benny Sizzler
USA - Wednesday, June 05, 2002 at 14:16:43 (EDT)

George! I remember that old poster "out west" too! Coolness! That i so rad you membered that poster! Use the saying!!!
Benny Sizzler
USA - Wednesday, June 05, 2002 at 14:15:57 (EDT)

uh, that was me corking That baby...
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, June 05, 2002 at 14:13:01 (EDT)

cork That baby!
j
USA - Wednesday, June 05, 2002 at 14:12:29 (EDT)

that jesus is SO fucking predictable...every year, without fail, he dies on a friday and then rises from the grave on sunday. you'd think he'd get tired of all that dying and rising!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, June 05, 2002 at 14:11:52 (EDT)

hey benny, you ok? I think you might have been sniffing at your log pile too long (understandable during these past few dark days)... you probably should open a window and get a little cross-ventilation going.
Proctor's gamble
fumes, ri USA - Wednesday, June 05, 2002 at 14:11:06 (EDT)

I want justice. And there's an old poster out west, that I recall, that said, "Wanted, Dead or Alive." Don't you worry Benny Sizzler - we will get the terrorists that wrecked the log. THEY WILL PAY.
George W. Bush
Washington, DC USA - Wednesday, June 05, 2002 at 14:09:32 (EDT)

Did somebody just tell me to shut up?
That Baby
USA - Wednesday, June 05, 2002 at 14:09:23 (EDT)

Oh dear sweet sweet unborn gentle fetus of Willy dear Willy. You have risen. You of the nicely furred loins of your big fat heavy balls. Oh blessed is he, that Willy,
Benny Sizzler
USA - Wednesday, June 05, 2002 at 14:07:04 (EDT)

welcome back willy. can somebody shut up that baby? he's making a god damn racket... a born again jesus? how many go rounds is the bastard supposed to get?
Proctor's gamble
yadayada, ri USA - Wednesday, June 05, 2002 at 14:05:49 (EDT)

Oh Timmy and Proctor how I missed thee. I do divinely hope that we have not lost dear blessed JerzyGrrl foreve.r Benny has been lonely and sad without the log. He saved a shoebox full of his logs, dreaming and hoping that one day he might share the steaming pile with you. And now you are here. You are really really here.
Benny Sizzler
USA - Wednesday, June 05, 2002 at 14:05:29 (EDT)

Jesus Mary and Joseph...I'm fuckin' born again...
Willy
USA - Wednesday, June 05, 2002 at 14:02:22 (EDT)

dear sweet me...the LOG is back...
baby Jesus <born@unborn.com>
Heaven, Sky USA - Wednesday, June 05, 2002 at 14:01:49 (EDT)

dear sweet me...the LOG is back...
baby Jesus <born@unborn.com>
Heaven, Sky USA - Wednesday, June 05, 2002 at 14:00:08 (EDT)

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USA - Wednesday, June 05, 2002 at 13:55:42 (EDT)

timmy... you rot too. kinda brings a tear to my eye to say it, of course pinching myself does help the tears. Benny... what's been sizzlin'
Proctor's gamble
on the run, ri USA - Wednesday, June 05, 2002 at 13:55:13 (EDT)

You rot
Little Timmy
USA - Wednesday, June 05, 2002 at 13:50:40 (EDT)

Oh dear sweet Gamble, thanks be to Mother Mary with the 5 o'clock shadow that thine soul is free of those heathens. Welcome back my dear dear saviour and friend of the crotched cullotte.
Benny Sizzler
USA - Wednesday, June 05, 2002 at 13:49:49 (EDT)

Did y'all miss me? Sweet Thee of the adolescent Jesus with the creamy thighs
Little Timmy
USA - Wednesday, June 05, 2002 at 13:48:02 (EDT)

P.Gamble here, I was held captive by those sickos, Fr. Proctor and Fr. Porter for a week.... was forced to watch the teletubbies while they smeared food products on each other's nipples... I'll never be the same... I see they had slammed the lurk too. Where is the SSS? I've escaped, but I know I'm not safe yet... must go I see someone with a two day growth of beard wearing crotchless culottes creeping in the bushes...
Proctor's gamble
xx, xx USA - Wednesday, June 05, 2002 at 13:47:29 (EDT)

sweet sweet thee of Proctor's Gamble oh how we missed thee and thy sermons that shone upon us how to live log as worthy logs.
Benny Sizzler
USA - Wednesday, June 05, 2002 at 13:47:01 (EDT)

Dear sweet Jesus with the crystal blue eyes and completely devoid detracting body hair, thanks be to thee for restoring this log! Praise this LOG!
Benny Sizzler
USA - Wednesday, June 05, 2002 at 13:45:40 (EDT)

is we is or is we ain't?
Proctor's gamble
xx, xx USA - Wednesday, June 05, 2002 at 13:38:45 (EDT)

If you can't be with the log you love, love the log you're with.
Jaqués de CoqueBlock <on the way out @ don't let the log hit ya>
No Gods, No Countries - Saturday, June 01, 2002 at 23:21:39 (EDT)

Ohhh, Loggy. This is like our senior year and I was thinking we owe it to ourselves to see other logs.
Drugsie <the field @ playing.com>
USA - Saturday, June 01, 2002 at 23:18:20 (EDT)

ESPECIALLY willy!!! xo
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Saturday, June 01, 2002 at 22:11:15 (EDT)

i just want you all to know that i really cherish all of my friends out there in bennyland...without you, i'd spend a lot less time on the internet - thanks for keeping me so occupied!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Saturday, June 01, 2002 at 22:10:54 (EDT)

Can't we all just get along?!
Rodney King
Los Angeles, CA USA - Saturday, June 01, 2002 at 21:56:57 (EDT)

Dear Log, I think we should try just being friends for awhile.
Judith <all@done.com>
Branson , Mott USA - Saturday, June 01, 2002 at 21:01:16 (EDT)

I, on the other hand, do NOT make your bottom burp and I... am delicious.
E.L.Fudge <fudgy@brown.com>
Brownsville, TX USA - Saturday, June 01, 2002 at 17:34:40 (EDT)

hey, them new chocolate cream Oreos make your brown-eye hiccup.
Big Ugly Dave <onetonprod@hotmail.com>
Buffalo, NY USA - Saturday, June 01, 2002 at 15:50:51 (EDT)

i have the hiccups. sucks.
jerzy grrrl <spicyfood@givesmehiccups.com>
jc, nj USA - Saturday, June 01, 2002 at 02:37:17 (EDT)