lurkive may 15-30 2002
See dis here log? Dat's a nice teek stool dare, mon.
Dr. Riddem <sphigmoid@colon>
Kingston, Jamaica - Friday, May 31, 2002 at 22:37:46 (EDT)
bananas and plain rice are good stool thickeners...
ass man
planet, uranus - Friday, May 31, 2002 at 19:22:12 (EDT)
there are several things you can use to thicken a plot. a roux made from flour and a fat (like butter or olive oil), cornstarch, or my personal favorite, kuzu - a starch that is from the roots of the kudzu plant.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, May 31, 2002 at 19:20:19 (EDT)
The plot thickens and so does my stool...who IS this Jerzy "girl"?
Nancy Drew <barren@maiden.com>
Youngstown, Ohio USA - Friday, May 31, 2002 at 17:42:06 (EDT)
Consider yourself called. Do you have a touch tone phone? With a speaker?
J de CB <in the band@ who cares.com>
USA - Friday, May 31, 2002 at 16:58:51 (EDT)
Willy, Is the middle finger for urinating?
Carnie Wilson <carnies will beat your ass@anytime>
Travenling, Side show - Friday, May 31, 2002 at 16:55:48 (EDT)
call me inre. weekend jammies
Willy
USA - Friday, May 31, 2002 at 16:49:54 (EDT)
I find circus work to be refreshingly empowering.
an independently urinating homunculus <littleperson@inproportion.com>
San Jose, CA USA - Friday, May 31, 2002 at 16:45:19 (EDT)
my person has never been seen...and an independently urinating homunculus is one of the most adorable things you'll ever see...see? SEE?!
Willy
USA - Friday, May 31, 2002 at 16:40:11 (EDT)
#1 - what the flunk is a humuculi?! and #2 - how do you know i haven't seen willy in person?! hmmm? hmmmm?!
jerzy grrrl <thickening@theplot.com>
jc, nj USA - Friday, May 31, 2002 at 15:28:57 (EDT)
I'm tired of floating endlessly thru life
This Log <corn@indigestible.poop>
Porcelan, Throne USA - Friday, May 31, 2002 at 15:07:13 (EDT)
I'm tired of being written on.
this log
USA - Friday, May 31, 2002 at 13:31:31 (EDT)
Well, I'm "pudding" this "log" "behind" me.
Professor Rhythm <ol'bastard@ivorytower.edu>
Cambridge, UK - Friday, May 31, 2002 at 13:27:42 (EDT)
Dr. Rhythm ain't got sh!t on me...
Freddy Got Fingered <two@thumbsdown.com>
USA - Friday, May 31, 2002 at 13:21:21 (EDT)
what is UP with this funking log? JAMMIES in JAMMIES this weekend...don't forget your footies
Willy
USA - Friday, May 31, 2002 at 12:48:32 (EDT)
Ahh.. FOOTING rhymes with Pudding...
Roger Rhymer
Community College, USA - Friday, May 31, 2002 at 12:44:01 (EDT)
"footing", as in "Me jammies is soiled, and YOU are footing the dry cleaning bill."
Professor Rhythm, emeritus <spent3days@thisrhyme>
Cambridge, UK - Friday, May 31, 2002 at 12:42:09 (EDT)
No sleep suit tonight...?
Mean Joe Greenwood
Basement, USA - Friday, May 31, 2002 at 12:31:29 (EDT)
aww, it ain't as wide as she'd like but I sure do give the sides hell...
Whig Lee Worm
Boseman, Montana USA - Friday, May 31, 2002 at 12:29:38 (EDT)
lunch was delicious
Joey Lunch Pail
USA - Friday, May 31, 2002 at 12:28:19 (EDT)
NO jammies tonight...NONE...unless you need 3 finger action in which case I'll speak with your mother about it
Willy
USA - Friday, May 31, 2002 at 12:27:33 (EDT)
this log is definitely LOUGEY
Willy
USA - Friday, May 31, 2002 at 12:26:01 (EDT)
it ain't too long but it sure is skinny
Willy
USA - Friday, May 31, 2002 at 12:21:55 (EDT)
Jerzy if you ever saw Willy in person you'd realize he's just a three-digited, independently urinating humuculi. But boy was he a good lover...
Willy's ex <child@support.net>
Laramie, Wyoming USA - Friday, May 31, 2002 at 12:08:41 (EDT)
it's SLEEP SUIT YOU IDIOT!!! Not Jammies! SLEEP SUIT... awk...
Sleep Y. Suit
winkin, Nod USA - Friday, May 31, 2002 at 12:06:39 (EDT)
Do you ever jammy in yer jammies?
Enquiring Mind
Sao Paulo, Brasil - Friday, May 31, 2002 at 12:04:52 (EDT)
That's right. It's noon. All the Log Lurkers are on lunch break.
Cafeteria worker <sloppy@joe.com>
Job Site, The Plant USA - Friday, May 31, 2002 at 12:02:52 (EDT)
oh, i appreciate you fully willy - mind, body and soul...oh yes...it's not just about your hot three fingers!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, May 31, 2002 at 12:01:46 (EDT)
Mulch, Smulch, but i Do got tomatos...
Mulch Monkey
USA - Friday, May 31, 2002 at 12:01:03 (EDT)
You rot
Joe Blow
Idaho USA - Friday, May 31, 2002 at 11:58:14 (EDT)
Well can your HOT body carry your dumb ass luv-less grey matter to jammy tonight? - -
J de CB
USA - Friday, May 31, 2002 at 11:57:19 (EDT)
I have a mind too ya know. Don't just luv me for this body...this one here...
Willy
USA - Friday, May 31, 2002 at 11:45:09 (EDT)
my feelings ain't restricted to just "down there"...
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, May 31, 2002 at 11:44:21 (EDT)
I think we have a volunteer...HOT means greater than 98.6 fair in height
Willy
USA - Friday, May 31, 2002 at 11:38:33 (EDT)
Yes Jerzy, we're all well aware of your feelings (down there) for Willy.
J de CB
USA - Friday, May 31, 2002 at 11:38:29 (EDT)
Define HOT
J de CB
USA - Friday, May 31, 2002 at 11:36:20 (EDT)
um... I DO! I DO!!!!! REALLY - I DO!!!!!
jerzy grrrl <hot@forwilly.com>
jc, nj USA - Friday, May 31, 2002 at 11:35:17 (EDT)
New Peeps! with vitamin P
JQ
USA - Friday, May 31, 2002 at 11:34:55 (EDT)
that all depends on my Depends...you want HOT 3 FINGER ACTION?
Willy
USA - Friday, May 31, 2002 at 11:33:43 (EDT)
Are Willy's 3 pals busy tonight?
Jacqués de Coqueblock <jammy@jammyjam.com>
USA - Friday, May 31, 2002 at 11:31:06 (EDT)
we fucking rule...and we're good for you too
another peep
USA - Friday, May 31, 2002 at 11:30:38 (EDT)
it's not even funny how nasty.
j
USA - Friday, May 31, 2002 at 11:29:38 (EDT)
I've been cut!
the cheese <gotta@askforit.com>
USA - Friday, May 31, 2002 at 11:28:56 (EDT)
dude. crusty dayglo marshmallows in the shape of cute woodland creatures are so fucking nasty.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, May 31, 2002 at 11:28:15 (EDT)
I ain't loggy
F loggy <log jogger@ bogger.com>
USA - Friday, May 31, 2002 at 11:28:04 (EDT)
P.S. Cheeze was added later. (If you ever visit the Federal Hill section of Provi. go into an old neighborhood store and ask for pizza - you, my friend, will get no cheeze.)
Jacqués
USA - Friday, May 31, 2002 at 11:26:19 (EDT)
I am not some nasty shit.
a peep <nasty@shit.com>
USA - Friday, May 31, 2002 at 11:24:47 (EDT)
Yes, in fact her face was the inspiration for the fast food item. Fellow paisan's in the neighborhood would often visit just to wipe her face with a bisquit. Hubby realized he was sitting on a gold mine and the rest is history.
Jacqués <good to be back @ benny.com>
USA - Friday, May 31, 2002 at 11:22:37 (EDT)
is it me or is the log acting a bit loggy?
Willy
USA - Friday, May 31, 2002 at 11:22:12 (EDT)
did she actually HAVE a pizza face jacques? good to see that you're still alive and well, btw.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, May 31, 2002 at 11:15:37 (EDT)
Killeen Germon from Providence, RI was the first to be called pizza face by her spouse.
Jacqués <goodmorning@benny.com>
USA - Friday, May 31, 2002 at 11:06:36 (EDT)
peeps are some mad nasty shit, yo.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, May 31, 2002 at 10:55:26 (EDT)
where my peeps at?
the Masked Chatter
USA - Friday, May 31, 2002 at 10:47:34 (EDT)
hey benny, here's a lovely little fact about your home state...did you know that grilled pizza was invented in providence, ri? oh yes, it was - at al forno restaurant by owners killeen and george germon, the chef/owners.
jerzy grrrl <cornucopiaofuselessknowledge@welcometomydollhouse.com>
jc, nj USA - Thursday, May 30, 2002 at 20:19:09 (EDT)
So what skool did Dr. Rhythm receive his PhD from anyway?
Jacqués <more diplomas than@your wall.com>
40LargeA Year, USA - Thursday, May 30, 2002 at 19:55:22 (EDT)
Old Lady Schoeder gave me the hair off her back once, and it grew BACK in two days. Her brazier has never once touched skin.
Jacqués <miffed@oldbag.com>
Heir(Pant)suit, USA - Thursday, May 30, 2002 at 19:51:01 (EDT)
hey kids...turn on, tune in, and drop out...
Timmy Leary
USA - Thursday, May 30, 2002 at 17:14:19 (EDT)
hey - guy named guy II, what the flunk are you talking about?!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, May 30, 2002 at 16:54:14 (EDT)
mother won't be needing here sticks henceforth
Guy
USA - Thursday, May 30, 2002 at 16:52:24 (EDT)
have i told you all how much i love my bed? my bed is the best bed in the whole wide world. i love my bed.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, May 30, 2002 at 16:51:24 (EDT)
fucking HER not HERE! STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID ME!
Guy
USA - Thursday, May 30, 2002 at 16:50:50 (EDT)
Dude I thought you meant you were sellin' you mom's STICK!
Matt Tricide <shoulder@hopper.wave>
Va BEACH, VA USA - Thursday, May 30, 2002 at 16:32:29 (EDT)
it's the head board to here queen sized bed...she won't be needing it any longer...
Guy <bates@motel.com>
USA - Thursday, May 30, 2002 at 15:39:51 (EDT)
damn this site is PHAT! and yeah i'm looking for a new mutha bord
Fat Berry
USA - Thursday, May 30, 2002 at 15:38:25 (EDT)
I'm selling my mother's board if anyone is interested.
a guy named Guy <fuckin@guy.com>
USA - Thursday, May 30, 2002 at 15:33:34 (EDT)
this log is a dirty log
one pissed off lump of coal <miners@daughter.com>
Morgantown, WV USA - Thursday, May 30, 2002 at 15:31:19 (EDT)
writhe! WRITHE!
Dr. Writhe 'Em
USA - Thursday, May 30, 2002 at 14:57:13 (EDT)
where the hey is my GD mulchie?
Minny the Mulcher <mulchmuncher@aol.net>
USA - Thursday, May 30, 2002 at 14:47:14 (EDT)
we do make a certain kind of love Dr. Rhythm...
Willy III
USA - Thursday, May 30, 2002 at 14:38:49 (EDT)
Flan is a CUSTARD. NOT a pudding.
Pudding Luver
Tapioca, NC USA - Thursday, May 30, 2002 at 14:38:43 (EDT)
Puddin' schmuddin' -it's all flan to me
Mrs. Salarno <crotch@shot.com>
Toronto, Ontario Canada - Thursday, May 30, 2002 at 14:29:44 (EDT)
aww Willy, you know I'm nuthin' without you pushin' me buttons...
Dr. Rythym <need@yourlove.com>
USA - Thursday, May 30, 2002 at 14:28:26 (EDT)
hey Dr. Rhythm I wanna see your gotdamned birth certificate
Willy
USA - Thursday, May 30, 2002 at 14:19:24 (EDT)
So let's get back to this pudding thing. Any thoughts on pudding? I really really like pudding.
Pudding Luver
tapioca, nc USA - Thursday, May 30, 2002 at 13:17:17 (EDT)
Moderator, eat me!
Old lady Schroeder
USA - Thursday, May 30, 2002 at 13:02:36 (EDT)
Oh COME ON PEOPLE! GROW UP!
The moderator
USA - Thursday, May 30, 2002 at 12:56:08 (EDT)
...I did...
Roger Ryhmer's Pastor
Boston, MA USA - Thursday, May 30, 2002 at 12:51:33 (EDT)
I'm very sorry my son wrote that nasty word. I don't know what got in to him.
Roger Rymer's mother
USA - Thursday, May 30, 2002 at 12:48:41 (EDT)
I do, try "fuck yourself!"
Roger Ryhmer
USA - Thursday, May 30, 2002 at 12:47:07 (EDT)
FUCK ME! fucking LAUGHS!
Ole Lady Schroeder
USA - Thursday, May 30, 2002 at 12:46:19 (EDT)
does anybody know a word that rhymes with "pudding"?
Puddin' Head <thick@creamy.com>
Newport News, VA USA - Thursday, May 30, 2002 at 12:46:00 (EDT)
see ya Friday
the Unknown Chatter
USA - Thursday, May 30, 2002 at 12:44:27 (EDT)
Y'all better not wax my backhair cuz then I'll be NUDE
Chim Chim <monkey@speedracer.car>
Nagoya, Japan - Thursday, May 30, 2002 at 12:43:05 (EDT)
The "Unknown Chatter" can come over and stuff my quahogs (Fridays only) any day of the week
Old Lady Schroeder
USA - Thursday, May 30, 2002 at 12:41:08 (EDT)
Willy did a fine job too...that shit was THICK.
Freddy's mom
USA - Thursday, May 30, 2002 at 12:34:38 (EDT)
I'm the MFin' timekeeper 'round here let's get that sh!t straight before we move on to deeper more meaningful topics...
Willy
USA - Thursday, May 30, 2002 at 12:27:49 (EDT)
Mizz Old Lady Schroeder? Nize lady. She would give you the hair off her back. She keeps good time, too - yessir. Real gøød time, yå.
Spridle <saugy@speedracer.com>
Urethra, RI USA - Thursday, May 30, 2002 at 12:16:23 (EDT)
freddy you might not recognize your mom when you get home tonight because willy shaved HER back this morning.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, May 30, 2002 at 12:10:59 (EDT)
this log is a den of negativity
the Unknown Chatter
USA - Thursday, May 30, 2002 at 11:37:31 (EDT)
hey old lady Schroeder don't you think it's about time you waxed that rug off your back?
Freddy Got Fisted
USA - Thursday, May 30, 2002 at 11:26:12 (EDT)
what're they stuffed with to keep such good time?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, May 30, 2002 at 10:22:09 (EDT)
What is all this nonsense? I got stuffed quahogs (Friday's only) that'll keep time better than Willy and Freddy's 5 fingers COMBINED
Old Lady Schroeder <ring@deli.meat>
Riverside, CA USA - Thursday, May 30, 2002 at 08:57:02 (EDT)
Is it too late to throw my hat in the timekeeper's ring...?
Dr. Rythym <bpm@Boss.com>
Mesa, AZ USA - Thursday, May 30, 2002 at 08:54:29 (EDT)
does the term "drumstick up your ass" mean anything to you freddy? be afraid. very, very afraid.
jerzy grrrl <grrrlfromjerzy@onwilly'sside.com>
jc, nj USA - Thursday, May 30, 2002 at 07:25:57 (EDT)
Hey Freddie, How long were you in the theaters? Or did you go straight to video/beta?
Jacqués <2thumbs@down.com>
Isle, USA - Wednesday, May 29, 2002 at 23:44:51 (EDT)
I'm going to slice your fingers off before I kill you Freddy...both of them...
Willy
USA - Wednesday, May 29, 2002 at 19:40:45 (EDT)
ooooooooo Willy's got "people"...everybody back off...
Freddy Got Finners
USA - Wednesday, May 29, 2002 at 19:38:07 (EDT)
and them people's gots peoples...see? see?!
Willy
USA - Wednesday, May 29, 2002 at 19:37:31 (EDT)
I gots people...I GOT'S PEOPLE!
Willy
USA - Wednesday, May 29, 2002 at 19:03:15 (EDT)
MO FO!!!
jerzy grrrl <rootin'ferwilly@YOURSLAPHAPPYGRANDPAPPY'SHOUSE.com>
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, May 29, 2002 at 19:00:37 (EDT)
freddy, i think you'd better watch your step or risk getting spanked...that willy is one hot tempered, three fingered mo fo, see? SEE?! that's just what i think.
jerzy grrrl <inwilly'scorner@YOURMOMMA'SHOUSE.com>
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, May 29, 2002 at 18:54:24 (EDT)
Willy is a Wednesday jammer! Willy is a Wednesday jammer!
Freddy's other friend
next door to Freddy, USA - Wednesday, May 29, 2002 at 18:49:30 (EDT)
Smite THIS, Willy
A good friend of Freddy's <gucci@snaps.com>
Baton Rouge, La USA - Wednesday, May 29, 2002 at 17:38:47 (EDT)
three words: PAY PER VIEW. can i be a ring grrrl?!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, May 29, 2002 at 13:38:19 (EDT)
and I will smite thee across the face with it too
Willy
USA - Wednesday, May 29, 2002 at 12:14:35 (EDT)
they will be...Willy will have to take off his precious 3-fingered Gucci leather glove with the snap on the back...poor guy...
Freddy
USA - Wednesday, May 29, 2002 at 12:13:40 (EDT)
oh dear. are the gloves off yet? are they?!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, May 29, 2002 at 12:00:48 (EDT)
yeah? yeah? bring it on...
Willy
USA - Wednesday, May 29, 2002 at 11:51:23 (EDT)
them's fightin' words...
Freddy the Finger
USA - Wednesday, May 29, 2002 at 11:50:49 (EDT)
get fingered, Freddy
Willy
USA - Wednesday, May 29, 2002 at 11:21:23 (EDT)
Well I never would've asked to jam on a WEDNESDAY!
Freddy the Finger
USA - Wednesday, May 29, 2002 at 10:57:20 (EDT)
yeah OK...no HUMPDAY jams...thanks MOM
Willy
USA - Wednesday, May 29, 2002 at 10:54:06 (EDT)
GOOD DAY SIRS!
the Prig <prig@ish.com>
USA - Wednesday, May 29, 2002 at 10:53:32 (EDT)
The men on this "Log" are soooooo ageist. Jersy Grrl gets all this attention, (most of it not very pleasant mind you) and poor Old Lady Schroeder is ignored and left to her own dried up self. She could teach Timmy a thing or two you know!
Jacqués <my last name ain't@schroeder.com>
Basement, USA - Wednesday, May 29, 2002 at 10:30:22 (EDT)
Why, right you are little Timmy! Goodness!.... you are very bright when it comes to the reproductive habits of our native peoples! You are going to make a fine archeologist someday! How old are you son? See me after the tour, eh? Where's your mom?
Father MacDougall <scottish@prick.org>
Undisclosed, RI USA - Wednesday, May 29, 2002 at 09:39:31 (EDT)
DAMN!! i don't know why you people think you have the right to know my bidness, but i get up EARLY on wednesdays, okay?! i got SHIT to do, OKAY?!!? it's my EARLY MORNING DAY, OKAY?!?!?! DON'T OPPRESS ME!!!!
jerzy grrrl <messwiththebull@you'llgetthehorns.com>
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, May 29, 2002 at 09:27:38 (EDT)
Uh...Jerzy...what are you doin' this Friday night...?
The Moderator <angry@mydesires.com>
Salt Lick, Utak USA - Wednesday, May 29, 2002 at 08:36:39 (EDT)
Listen boys, Jerzy Grrl is a decent lady of the utmost class. Please lay off the sexual pressure. It's embarrassing.
The Moderator <angry@heathens.com>
Salt Lake, Utah USA - Wednesday, May 29, 2002 at 08:34:58 (EDT)
"May 29, 2002 at 04:41:48 (EDT)" - Ummm, get some sleep, people. Lights out.
Winken, Blinken & Nod <mr_sandman@nod.net>
``````````````, `` USA - Wednesday, May 29, 2002 at 07:18:48 (EDT)
AMOK!!!!!
jerzy grrrl <typingincapsandrepeatingwords@forcomicemphasis.com>
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, May 29, 2002 at 04:41:48 (EDT)
ME thinks that jealousy runs AMOK in benny sizzler. watch yer back, willy darling!
jerzy grrrl <youtalkin'tome?@gangstamafia.com>
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, May 29, 2002 at 04:40:19 (EDT)
WHA'?! what the?! you all infer WAY too much! WAY TOO MUCH!!! now i ask you...is it NECESSARY to bring my PUSSY into this?!!? jeez-o! talk about GOING OVERBOARD!!!
jerzy grrrl <notseriouslyoutraged@overit.com>
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, May 29, 2002 at 04:38:46 (EDT)
The fuckin' original fuckin'Indian buttplug
Timmy
Heaven, above USA - Tuesday, May 28, 2002 at 23:54:11 (EDT)
There you are you little bastard! I knew I'd find you, you little Rivvy Rat. Get back here before I beat you with a stuffed Quahog (Fridays only)
Old Lady Schroeder <ring@deli.com>
Riverside, RI USA - Tuesday, May 28, 2002 at 23:52:06 (EDT)
Dear Mrs. Schroeder,
I stole chips from your shop once. Sorry ... I didn't know you had a problem with your feet. Sorry. Is this too private?
junior <buttplug@haffenreffer.org>
The Village of Wanamoschaug, RI USA - Tuesday, May 28, 2002 at 23:14:12 (EDT)
Words out, cats. I hear you can get a lot of real fine pussy if you play drums for Benny Sizzler
Gene Krupa <chops@paradiddle.org>
Branson, Mott USA - Tuesday, May 28, 2002 at 22:56:42 (EDT)
SOMEBODY in the band's MOTHER is coming for a visit so Wednseday is OUT
Benny Sizzler HQ
USA - Tuesday, May 28, 2002 at 22:51:57 (EDT)
Whoa, and don't forget SIZZLELEAN! No doubt that is copywritton - although I don't know how it is spelt. Just say it.... SIZZLELEAN! good!
!Harpy!!Harpy!
!Harpy! <!Harpy!@harp.net>
===++++++++++, =+ USA - Tuesday, May 28, 2002 at 22:39:35 (EDT)
Pip, pip! Better get a haircut!
Ringo <hello@old.chap>
Worcestershire, - Jolly Ol' - Tuesday, May 28, 2002 at 22:34:19 (EDT)
The last Benny's Sizzler I bought was a pair of substandard flipflops in '72 that sent me to the hospital with Renal Big Toe Failure
Old Lady Schroeder <swedish@meat.org>
Riverside, RI USA - Tuesday, May 28, 2002 at 21:45:25 (EDT)
willy, have you ever measured your three fingers...? will you describe them to me? gulp.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, May 28, 2002 at 20:32:32 (EDT)
wake up Willy...the BOYS want RINGO! even that boy on guitar...and Monchie too!
Freddie the Finger
USA - Tuesday, May 28, 2002 at 20:29:50 (EDT)
you are SO fucked Counselor...
Leon the Lawyer Killer <stabbed@theheart.com>
USA - Tuesday, May 28, 2002 at 20:23:17 (EDT)
Wednesday...duly noted...
Willy
USA - Tuesday, May 28, 2002 at 19:18:43 (EDT)
Wednesday is the place. The Basement is the time.
Benny Sizzler HQ <jammy@jam.com>
RI USA - Tuesday, May 28, 2002 at 16:58:12 (EDT)
I hold my own "auditions" every night.
Richard Joke <obvious@predictible.com>
USA - Tuesday, May 28, 2002 at 16:55:04 (EDT)
Get in line Mr. R Ciccone. You'll have to wait behing Mr. Slobi-doo. Benny Hana. Hanna - Barbera. The "Sizzler" (Cow Slaughter Shack), and Mr Sizzleen the Three Fingered Teen.
Jacqués <litigious.not@conscious>
Basement, USA - Tuesday, May 28, 2002 at 16:52:42 (EDT)
but...but....there was no mention of money or exchanging services!!! whatever happened to "innocent until proven guilty"?! WHAT?!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, May 28, 2002 at 16:34:49 (EDT)
I am an attorney representing the estate of Bennet "Benny" Leukenhauff - yes THE "Benny" from Benny's Home & Auto Store - the orginal store with weekly advertised "Sizzler" discount prices - and let me say plainly that y'all are in very deep punative shit.
R. Ciccone <nicelawyerforyou@riag.org>
Providence, RI USA - Tuesday, May 28, 2002 at 15:57:21 (EDT)
maybe i need to hold my own set of auditions...hmmm?
jerzy grrrl <showmewhatyoucando@onthedirectorscouch.com>
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, May 28, 2002 at 15:16:14 (EDT)
what exactly does freddy do do? can you be more specific?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, May 28, 2002 at 14:52:25 (EDT)
hey baby if Willy don't got it, Freddy do do
Freddy Got Magic Fingers
USA - Tuesday, May 28, 2002 at 14:29:55 (EDT)
um. freddy - is that directed at me?! is that even a REAL telephone number?!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, May 28, 2002 at 14:26:30 (EDT)
whoa...
Willy
USA - Tuesday, May 28, 2002 at 14:17:57 (EDT)
hey, if you all ever get tired of 3 Finger Willy's prima donna bullshit...just gimme a call...i'm at 555-555-5555...my fingers are twitching already...
Freddy Got Fingers <the@alternative.com>
Woosta, MA USA - Tuesday, May 28, 2002 at 14:16:47 (EDT)
Mr. Will Finger III
Jacqués <this too@ i'm typing.com>
USA - Tuesday, May 28, 2002 at 13:18:21 (EDT)
was fingered, am fingering, will finger. Mr Will Finger
Jacqués <pelt@collectors>
Yellow Knife, - Tuesday, May 28, 2002 at 13:17:12 (EDT)
We might rabbit, we might.
Wednesday <in reference to@ no Benny Thursday>
Basement, RI USA - Tuesday, May 28, 2002 at 13:14:22 (EDT)
or would it be mr. three fingered? my bad.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, May 28, 2002 at 13:11:54 (EDT)
so um. where do i submit my resume? do i need to do a screen test or audition in any way? i'm ready for my close-up mr. three fingers!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, May 28, 2002 at 13:01:41 (EDT)
how about a Benny Wednesday this week instead of the usual Benny Thursday? how 'bout it?
it's Willy again
USA - Tuesday, May 28, 2002 at 12:52:29 (EDT)
WORD the MUTHA EF UP!
Willy
USA - Tuesday, May 28, 2002 at 12:50:40 (EDT)
um. is that a request willy??? are you looking to employ someone for that specific purpose?
jerzy grrrl <coyly@battingmyeyes.com>
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, May 28, 2002 at 11:57:11 (EDT)
back to the grind...FUCK ME...
Willy <fuckedby@theman.com>
USA - Tuesday, May 28, 2002 at 11:04:44 (EDT)
um. right. LOG. are you a lumberjack or sumpin' jacques?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, May 28, 2002 at 10:20:14 (EDT)
just like riding a log
Jacqués <the flume@rocky point.com>
Warwick?, RI USA - Tuesday, May 28, 2002 at 10:10:42 (EDT)
work - just like riding a bicycle....
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, May 28, 2002 at 09:11:42 (EDT)
It was a business doing pleasure with you Willy
Dolly P. <big @boobs.org>
Knoxville , TN USA - Tuesday, May 28, 2002 at 00:24:05 (EDT)
I trust all our American friends enjoyed their 3 day weekend. Now let's get back to the grindstone and get crackin' on this log while you earn your wage
The Man
USA - Tuesday, May 28, 2002 at 00:21:38 (EDT)
I have NEVER been to Tennessee...except for that ONE time and that was only Dollywood...
Willy
USA - Tuesday, May 28, 2002 at 00:15:06 (EDT)
are you claiming willy? oh dear. nj is closer to ri than tn is. heh....
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, May 27, 2002 at 18:21:40 (EDT)
MY Willy is gone missing AGIN.
Milly, Willy's lady <missus@Willy.com>
Chatanooga, TN USA - Monday, May 27, 2002 at 18:02:55 (EDT)
You heard me-they're GNUMB!
Gnumb Gnuts
Gnome, Alaska USA - Monday, May 27, 2002 at 17:56:01 (EDT)
where's that wiley ol' willy?! this grrrl wants to know!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, May 27, 2002 at 15:05:27 (EDT)
Gno way Larry, I'm gnot a fruit smuggler! You're a gknucklehead!
Gary Gnu
Gnewport, RI USA - Monday, May 27, 2002 at 11:21:03 (EDT)
GARY Gnu can blow me!
Larry Gnu <Gnuguy@block.com>
Gnewton, MA USA - Monday, May 27, 2002 at 10:45:10 (EDT)
Sorry guys. I don't sign on much during the weekend. I like to punch the keypad whilst I'm punching the timeclock for the man. Know what I mean?
Goverment.T. Worker
USA - Monday, May 27, 2002 at 10:43:13 (EDT)
My son's band "Benny Sizzler's Armada" has no news to report. Benny is still having a time out from when he cursed at his electric razor.
Mrs. Sizzler <madas@hell.com>
Hometown, RI USA - Monday, May 27, 2002 at 10:40:49 (EDT)
Apparently, there has been gno gnews on the Benny Sizzler front for some time gnow.
Gary Gnu
Gnewport, RI USA - Sunday, May 26, 2002 at 20:30:22 (EDT)
hey jacques - glad to hear that wasn't your remains in the woods. what the fuck is cock blocking anyway? is that where you tie razor blades to the feet of roosters and then let them have at it?! er, uh. i like pretty boy, digitally challenged skin thumpers...lots.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Sunday, May 26, 2002 at 18:13:50 (EDT)
I'm just another 7th grader living a lie.
Jacqués <living a lie@7thgrade.com>
Anywhere, USA - Sunday, May 26, 2002 at 14:53:51 (EDT)
Jacqués is Back! I know you kids missed me. I could tell by all the posts concerned about my whereabouts. "Is that Jacqués in the woods of DC? Is that his running suit?" I know it kept you all up thinking, wondering, planning.... Well I ain't no digitally challenged pretty boy drum tapper, and I aint trying to put no cock block on the philli from jrrrzy. Its just me Jacqués, just as Blob made me.
Jacqués Hoff <not related to suzanna@bangles.com>
Benny Sizzler, Country - Sunday, May 26, 2002 at 08:31:44 (EDT)
EXACTLY!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Saturday, May 25, 2002 at 20:12:51 (EDT)
What was I known for again...?
Pia Zadora
Palm Springs, CA USA - Saturday, May 25, 2002 at 19:19:51 (EDT)
holy shit! the new e! true hollywood story tomorrow is featuring pia zadora! heh. no really, it is...
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Saturday, May 25, 2002 at 17:26:37 (EDT)
hello mrs. benny sizzler's mother. hmmm. nope. never tried saltpeter balls. isn't that what's in gunpowder? um...er...rock salt? can you get the same results from sea salt?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Saturday, May 25, 2002 at 13:13:20 (EDT)
Dear Miss Grrl, have you tried Saltpeter Balls to help you sleep? Originally purchased to quiet my son's spontaneous penile arousal, we were delighted to learn that one of the side effects resulted in a fabulous nap.
Benny Sizzler's Mother
USA - Saturday, May 25, 2002 at 10:53:51 (EDT)
okay, here's where i go on about my fucking jetlag again. sorry benny. at least i didn't get stuck in memorial day traffic on the way back from newark. solid.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Saturday, May 25, 2002 at 03:46:51 (EDT)
i'm jet lagged but wired to the gills. can't fucking sleep again. and my wit is escaping me!!! SAVE ME BENNY! please?! with sugar?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, May 24, 2002 at 22:24:03 (EDT)
Benny hasn't had a decent snack since they took Saltpeter Balls off the market.
Benny Sizzler's mother
USA - Friday, May 24, 2002 at 22:10:39 (EDT)
Hi Sluggo
Gail <back@acne.com>
Aquidneck Island, Rhody USA - Friday, May 24, 2002 at 21:56:10 (EDT)
ever since i moved here i thought that there should be maps that are scratch 'n sniff...jerzy is that kind of state. heh.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, May 24, 2002 at 21:38:09 (EDT)
What is Benny Sizzler's opinion on Funions, those delicious fried onion snacks?
snackysnacks
junkfood, la USA - Friday, May 24, 2002 at 20:47:38 (EDT)
Welcome back to the mother country, Jerzy. Glad to have you back safely on our shores. Good to know Laura Bush didn't git ya and that Jersey still smells like so much sweet sweet dogfood.
Benny S.
by the sea, RI USA - Friday, May 24, 2002 at 19:37:51 (EDT)
is there gonna be a benny barbeque fr. proc? coctail weenies and tacos?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, May 24, 2002 at 17:48:50 (EDT)
i'd like to give you so much more willy. oh yessss.
jerzy grrrl <hotflasher@feverish.com>
jc, nj USA - Friday, May 24, 2002 at 17:22:46 (EDT)
I'M BACK! i love the way jerzy smells! like dog food. for some reason, it smells like dog food. perhaps onion would like it?!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, May 24, 2002 at 17:12:17 (EDT)
the gamble knows it's the kickoff of BBQ season this weekend. Y'all eat lotza bennys and keep the grill at full tilt sizzle. I'll be adventuring in my new ride (purchased at sizzler auto sales) and imbibing copiously all around sizzleville.
Proctor's gamble
ribgrub, ri USA - Friday, May 24, 2002 at 16:57:15 (EDT)
Jrzzy Grrls give me HOT flashes.
Will
USA - Friday, May 24, 2002 at 16:06:56 (EDT)
willie, you aren't leaving jerzy flapping in the airport breeze? or is that the fever that you gotz?
Proctor's gamble
rumpumpumpum, ri USA - Friday, May 24, 2002 at 14:56:54 (EDT)
yeah ma...a fever for the FLAVOR!
Willie
USA - Friday, May 24, 2002 at 13:47:37 (EDT)
Willie's got a fever...he may not be able to come out and play...he can jam but he cannot play.
Willie's mom
USA - Friday, May 24, 2002 at 13:40:26 (EDT)
swap the onion!
Adam Von Zipper <notreally@adamvonzipper.com>
Buffalo, NY USA - Friday, May 24, 2002 at 13:14:06 (EDT)
I'm a dog and i love the Onion
Onion
USA - Friday, May 24, 2002 at 13:11:21 (EDT)
I'm on patrol.
Bozo
USA - Friday, May 24, 2002 at 13:05:46 (EDT)
She'll have the lawyers drooling for a piece of that action. How do you honeymoon on a jumbotron anyway? ...and where do you leave your socks to annoy her?
Proctor's gamble <funyon@rules.com>
rumsuds, ri USA - Friday, May 24, 2002 at 12:42:29 (EDT)
well, well.. the bozo patrol rounded up some surly bafoons today.
Proctor's gamble
dumfuks, ri USA - Friday, May 24, 2002 at 12:38:23 (EDT)
Same Jumbotron Used For Marriage Proposal Used To Ask For Divorce
CLEVELAND— Seven years after using the giant television screen to propose marriage, Kevin Kalish, 36, used the Sony Jumbotron at Jacobs Field to ask his wife Diane for a divorce Sunday. "DIANE, YOU'RE A WONDERFUL WOMAN AND YOU'VE BEEN VERY GOOD TO ME," read the message, posted before 22,347 fans during the fifth inning of an Indians-Royals game. "BUT LATELY I'M JUST FEELING TRAPPED AND SMOTHERED BY MARRIED LIFE. DIANE, WILL YOU BE MY EX-WIFE?" The Jumbotron went on to inform Diane that Kevin assumes she will want custody of their two children, and that he has no plans to contest that.
the FUNYON
USA - Friday, May 24, 2002 at 12:35:56 (EDT)
blow me Proctor...blow me
Tippy @ Tippy's Tap
USA - Friday, May 24, 2002 at 12:10:27 (EDT)
little Timmy, as soon as I'm done smokin' this decaf CRACK, I'm a'gonnna SKULL FUCK YOU!
the ROCK
USA - Friday, May 24, 2002 at 12:09:33 (EDT)
Teena sounds like a lovely sort. It was the Pitts I was prescribing to. You can find me most nights in the arms of sweet Loraine. If you know Loraine you're laughing now. If you don't you can go to hell (I mean that in the nicest way... honest)... (oh and it ain't the Richmond St hell)
Proctor's gamble
rimfid, ri USA - Friday, May 24, 2002 at 11:39:47 (EDT)
You guys rot
Little Timmy
USA - Friday, May 24, 2002 at 11:32:23 (EDT)
what watering hole (in code of course) can one witness the good Proctor's diatribes...?
SSS
USA - Friday, May 24, 2002 at 11:31:44 (EDT)
I just switched to the decaf CRACK
The Rock
USA - Friday, May 24, 2002 at 11:30:10 (EDT)
yeah Proc, SSS soap sanitation service after hours. Maybe the SSS is a little too SensiTeena.
SSS
USA - Friday, May 24, 2002 at 11:29:00 (EDT)
I just switched to the decaf prozac!
Benny Sizzler
USA - Friday, May 24, 2002 at 11:27:17 (EDT)
It appears somebody forgot their prozac. Justy clamp that sanitizer napkin over some orifice and lighten the frig up.
Proctor's gamble
rimfud, ri USA - Friday, May 24, 2002 at 11:13:30 (EDT)
let's keep it REAL on here people...come on!
SensiTina
USA - Friday, May 24, 2002 at 11:07:54 (EDT)
do NOT make me angry...you wouldn't like me when I'm angry...
the Sanitizer <davidbanner@davidbanner.com>
PITTSburgh, PA USA - Friday, May 24, 2002 at 10:56:56 (EDT)
yo SSS what went down last night? was all this soap talk just the burial of some skulker? I can only lurk here at work, any after hours diatribing I spew is down at the gamble's usual wateringhole.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, May 24, 2002 at 10:49:46 (EDT)
Therefore I'm SURE you are not to blame, Good Procotor. You've been known to fly your freak flag higher than most, and that's a good thing
SSS
USA - Friday, May 24, 2002 at 10:07:58 (EDT)
Benny can tolerate most any freakish or sordid concept but homophobia and racism are not on the list
SSS
USA - Friday, May 24, 2002 at 10:05:43 (EDT)
I don't think it was you. You will not be hung by the testicles and impacted with Nutella
SSS
USA - Friday, May 24, 2002 at 10:04:40 (EDT)
But you'll usually sign your name proudly to any missive...
SSS
USA - Friday, May 24, 2002 at 10:04:05 (EDT)
Ahh... so it was YOU good Proctor with the sordid missives late in the hour of last night...
SSS
USA - Friday, May 24, 2002 at 10:03:24 (EDT)
Mange! Quick somebody get the medicated soap. This won't hurt a bit, trust me.... SSS- are you seeing how I've reformed my ways? Just good clean fun from here on in.
Proctor's gamble <itchy@scratchy.com>
leper city, ri USA - Friday, May 24, 2002 at 09:46:48 (EDT)
ahhh... novelty soaps and rock'n'roll, is there anything else that goes so naturally together? like peanut butter and sauerkraut, some connections are so obvious it seems silly to even point them out. I'm just warm and fuzzy all over thinking about it. Where are my footsie pajamas?
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Friday, May 24, 2002 at 09:42:20 (EDT)
Benny Sizzler has the wicked light show!
Mange
Durham, NH USA - Friday, May 24, 2002 at 09:42:05 (EDT)
you rot
Mungo
Santa Fe, NM USA - Friday, May 24, 2002 at 00:48:08 (EDT)
Hey guys, I like soap too but I think your band should spend a little more time practicing your moves and a little less time chatting about novelty soap
Mikey Metal
USA - Friday, May 24, 2002 at 00:07:31 (EDT)
Hey guys, is it too late to get in on the dope soap thread...?
Ron
Morgantown, WV USA - Friday, May 24, 2002 at 00:02:40 (EDT)
Clever...
Lynda
USA - Friday, May 24, 2002 at 00:00:41 (EDT)
Now that's more like it. Soap. Novelty Soap.
Benny Sizzler
USA - Thursday, May 23, 2002 at 23:48:05 (EDT)
I love the sopas with little aliens in them!
David
Rancho Santa Fe, CA USA - Thursday, May 23, 2002 at 23:47:26 (EDT)
I collect novelty soap too! I have one my neice made with a cute plastic spider in it!
Pam
Framingham, MA USA - Thursday, May 23, 2002 at 23:46:30 (EDT)
I Do!
Larry
Wichita, KANASA USA - Thursday, May 23, 2002 at 23:45:28 (EDT)
uhh..right...so...Anybody on this log collect novelty soap...?
Benny Sizzler
USA - Thursday, May 23, 2002 at 23:43:59 (EDT)
got your favorite candy Timmy...
little Timmy's molester <chester@molester.com>
your pants, UNK USA - Thursday, May 23, 2002 at 20:08:02 (EDT)
Timmy's right, Benny. If it ain't dirty it ain't funny.
The Moderator
Salt Lake, UTAH USA - Thursday, May 23, 2002 at 19:21:10 (EDT)
MR. SIZZLER!
Little timmy
USA - Thursday, May 23, 2002 at 19:19:00 (EDT)
Timmy. You know benny doesn't condone such lanhuage, but mightn't you go fuck yourself...?
Mr. Sizzler
USA - Thursday, May 23, 2002 at 19:17:54 (EDT)
If it ain't dirty, it ain't funny, sir.
Little Timmy
USA - Thursday, May 23, 2002 at 19:17:10 (EDT)
Why do you cretins always have to work the log so blue?
Benny Sizzler
USA - Thursday, May 23, 2002 at 19:16:40 (EDT)
jerzy are you eight miles high? are you czeched into the amsterdam hilton, and when you get there are you leaving on a jet plane. Hey I'm not looking for a New England but the catfish are jumping and the cotton's high. Did I trade a walk on role for a lead role in a cage. Wish you were here. (Gene-o, the cotton's high.. get it?)
Proctor's gamble <thumbelina>
damflud, ri USA - Thursday, May 23, 2002 at 15:01:52 (EDT)
the prodigal daughter is cumming home...
Willy
USA - Thursday, May 23, 2002 at 14:33:21 (EDT)
excuse me, but what are you? fucking HIGH?
Robert Hymers
USA - Thursday, May 23, 2002 at 14:32:10 (EDT)
what kind of girl does benny think i yam? how 'bout willy?!?
jezy grrrl
a'dam, ned'rlands - Thursday, May 23, 2002 at 13:34:50 (EDT)
GOOD GRRRRLS GO TO HEAVEN. BAD GRRRRLS GO TO AMSTERDAM.
jerzy grrrl
a'dam, ned'rlands - Thursday, May 23, 2002 at 13:03:06 (EDT)
jeez-o people! what's with all this nastiness and talk of unmentionables...?! the word "panty" should be banned - let's say we use "unmentionables" instead? whaddyasay?!
jerzy grrrl
a'dam, ned'rlandz - Thursday, May 23, 2002 at 13:02:21 (EDT)
Porter, Procter, AND HYMERS!! fasten your chastity belts this could get bumpy!!
Proctor's gamble
runforit, ri USA - Thursday, May 23, 2002 at 12:22:15 (EDT)
Jeeves, No-tella is made by fur-rear-o ink. which is hindquartered in Cum-her-set New Jerky
Fr. Porter <inyourend@ooooo.cum>
da hideaway, xx USA - Thursday, May 23, 2002 at 12:19:37 (EDT)
Hey Jerzy, Nutella is made by Ferrero U.S.A., Inc., which is headquartered in Somerset, New Jersey.
Jeeves
USA - Thursday, May 23, 2002 at 12:05:45 (EDT)
cover me with mulch
the Unknown Chatter <John@Doe.com>
USA - Thursday, May 23, 2002 at 11:59:58 (EDT)
whaddareyafuckin'HIGH?!
Hymers
USA - Thursday, May 23, 2002 at 11:58:48 (EDT)
no-tella, "the original altar boy spread" is a delicious creamy sticky little boy spread that can be eaten any time no one is looking, but may involve relocation if you're caught with your fingers in the spread
Fr. Proctor <wantsome@candy.cum>
vatican annex, xxx xxx - Thursday, May 23, 2002 at 11:48:37 (EDT)
Nutella, "The Original Hazelnut Spread", is a delicious creamy chocolaty hazelnut spread that can be eaten with a variety of foods and enjoyed any time of the day.
Jeeves
USA - Thursday, May 23, 2002 at 11:11:01 (EDT)
Hymers, see how nice I've been. all this talk of crotchless cullottes, smelly onions, and sexual inuendo and I didn't once bring your name up.
Proctor's gamble <neverleavewellenough@alone.com>
bucket, ri USA - Thursday, May 23, 2002 at 10:44:05 (EDT)
weedolla, weedolla.. that's chops? is that pork chops sizzling? smells like the onion has been cooking. saskatoon.... now I remember, that's where they make nutella... and isn't that ground zero for crotchless culotte crocheting
Proctor's gamble <panty@radar.com>
dimsud, ri USA - Thursday, May 23, 2002 at 10:31:58 (EDT)
And as for the "unamed member of Benny Sizzler" that is pretty fucking funny, that URL giveaway. Fucking LAUGHS
Benjamin Sizz
USA - Thursday, May 23, 2002 at 10:03:23 (EDT)
Dave from Saskatoon knows what the hell Nutella is fer chrissakes, Proctor..
Benjamin S.
USA - Thursday, May 23, 2002 at 10:01:37 (EDT)
Doesn't Practice..?! Practice my ass! Listen to these chops.. WEEDOLLA WEEDOLLA WEEDOLLA
Benny Sizzler
USA - Thursday, May 23, 2002 at 09:57:49 (EDT)
mod-e-rator? what's that? is that like a... PANTY RAIDER!! and for a band that doesn't even practice you seem awful particular about who throws a log on the fire. there are bands in Biafra that would be happy to have crotchless panties for fans. hey SSS is that you in the bushes or are Porter and Proctor lurking, waiting for recess. jerzy if the rag and bone boy don't drop the rag and give you the bone we'll tie him down and cover him with nutella (what the hell is nutella?)
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Thursday, May 23, 2002 at 09:41:55 (EDT)
The shit you kids want to try is that Milkway spread. Those Danes got it figured out
Sizzler Secretive Service <crotchless@culottes.com>
Washington, DC USA - Thursday, May 23, 2002 at 09:12:02 (EDT)
nutella??!?!?!?!? are you fucking sick!!!
that stuff isnt even good to feed to inmates!!!
dave tha muthafucking fag <papsmear@poorpussy.com>
stoon, sk iglooland - Wednesday, May 22, 2002 at 23:06:45 (EDT)
i enjoy putting nutella on my nipples and dancing around infront of my iguana!
lámame crudo
USA - Wednesday, May 22, 2002 at 19:26:24 (EDT)
Sizzler jams come in NUTELLA. Ever have that shit? that shit is some good shit.
Ben S,
USA - Wednesday, May 22, 2002 at 19:14:53 (EDT)
That's right WILLY. There's no practice this week. Why don't you go and practice with your OTHER band. Other band! other band!
Benny Sizzler
USA - Wednesday, May 22, 2002 at 19:14:14 (EDT)
I go away for one afternoon and I come back to all heck breaking loose. Somebody wants to schtup little timmy, somebody wants to Fill Collins, somebody is communicating with a pair of crotchless panties, somebody wants a ticker tape at the airport.. Thank God the MODERATOR was on here knocking some sense into the bunch of ya. Now get back to work before I dump mulch over the lot of ya.
Mean Joe
USA - Wednesday, May 22, 2002 at 19:12:48 (EDT)
what flavors do the sizzler jams and jellies come in? any stripey ones..say like goober grape?
jerzy grrrl
Prague, Czech Republic - Wednesday, May 22, 2002 at 19:06:13 (EDT)
yo proc - i'm just trying to be subtle about a certain percussionist or the three fingered variety that i find dreamy. a drum roll would be gravy. see?!
jerzy grrrl
Prague, Czech Republic - Wednesday, May 22, 2002 at 18:59:16 (EDT)
what WILL i do this Thursday with no Siz jams or jellies?
unnamed member of Benny Sizzler <un@mentionable.com>
USA - Wednesday, May 22, 2002 at 17:45:31 (EDT)
uhm...sorry to bring this up...but you're writing to a panty...YOU'RE WRITING TO A CROTCHLESS PANTY!
the Moderator
USA - Wednesday, May 22, 2002 at 17:08:26 (EDT)
hey panty, clean the spooge outa yer ears! I understand they called you crotchless even before you put on the panties. (ah... nothing like a friendly neighborhood chat)
Proctor's gamble
rimfuk, ri USA - Wednesday, May 22, 2002 at 16:26:40 (EDT)
what the hell did you say?
the crotchless panty
USA - Wednesday, May 22, 2002 at 16:20:35 (EDT)
selective? your crotchless behind. we all know it's the sizzler SECRETION service. the bennys that spooge together....
Proctor's gamble <ooze@benny.com>
dripfud, ri USA - Wednesday, May 22, 2002 at 16:14:14 (EDT)
we read that...and it's been duly noted P. gamble...duly noted...
Sizzler Selective Service
USA - Wednesday, May 22, 2002 at 16:05:25 (EDT)
try me...I'm good...
Kaiser Roll
USA - Wednesday, May 22, 2002 at 16:02:23 (EDT)
fill collins if you must drummer boy. jerzy are you sure you want a drum roll? howzabout a dinner roll or a bulkie? hell be adventurous try a kaiser roll. ok, I know the bread talk will bring out the dough boys or those yeasty SSS folk. go on gimme the sizzler thinly sliced (and yet another hidden band reference)
Proctor's gamble
drumfid, ri USA - Wednesday, May 22, 2002 at 15:45:41 (EDT)
I'm flattered. But you need help. Lots of it.
Phil Collins
USA - Wednesday, May 22, 2002 at 15:18:01 (EDT)
i have a confession to make........................i think i am in love with Phil Collins, i dont know why
i need some help! please!
dave tha' fag <me@myhouse.com>
stoon, sk waaayyy up - Wednesday, May 22, 2002 at 15:05:43 (EDT)
did someone roll a drum?
Willie
USA - Wednesday, May 22, 2002 at 14:33:57 (EDT)
i'll be back in the states on friday - will benny come serenade me at the airport? i'd love a drum roll as i head through customs....
jerzy grrrl
Prague, Czech Republic - Wednesday, May 22, 2002 at 13:56:59 (EDT)
i think tito is shit outta luck, but i hear there is going to be a reunion tour with germaine and pia zadora. rock the fuck on!
jerzy grrrl <leavingonajetplane@bachtoa'dam.com>
Prague, Czech Republic - Wednesday, May 22, 2002 at 13:49:52 (EDT)
spelling isn't everything, after all, where would we get our presidents from if it wasn't for the misspellers of the world? SPELLCZECH!!! where's the little w anywho?
Proctor's gamble
dumfud, ri USA - Wednesday, May 22, 2002 at 12:30:52 (EDT)
I will fuck you before I eat you little Timmy.
the Rock
USA - Wednesday, May 22, 2002 at 12:28:07 (EDT)
SOMEBODY KILL ME!!!!!!!!!
SUPOOSED!
USA - Wednesday, May 22, 2002 at 12:09:06 (EDT)
and "Jow" was supoosed to be "How" dear God now I'm embarrassed
Smartass
USA - Wednesday, May 22, 2002 at 12:08:43 (EDT)
err...that was supposed to be Mr. GAMBLE...SPELLCHECK!!!!!
Smartass
USA - Wednesday, May 22, 2002 at 12:08:00 (EDT)
Ahh.. I get it ...UNDERTAKING...that's a boneyard reference. Jow very clever you are Mr. amble...
Smartass
USA - Wednesday, May 22, 2002 at 12:07:27 (EDT)
That's right Rock, it's little TIMMY, not Little Jimmy you assdrip
Little Timmy
Your ass, USA - Wednesday, May 22, 2002 at 12:06:39 (EDT)
Continuity? dotting the eyes and crossing the tease on the sizzling log, now there's mighty undertaking (note the sly boneyard reference)
Proctor's gamble
rudfid, ri USA - Wednesday, May 22, 2002 at 12:02:25 (EDT)
now as for you, Little Timmy, I eat kids like you for lunch.
the Rock
USA - Wednesday, May 22, 2002 at 11:02:19 (EDT)
I eat kids like you for breakfast Little Jimmy.
the Rock <blowmejimmy@aol.com>
USA - Wednesday, May 22, 2002 at 11:01:12 (EDT)
I like the Rock
Little Timmy
Moncton, Alberta Canada - Wednesday, May 22, 2002 at 09:32:21 (EDT)
Proctor, don't you mean "will Tito ever get 'BACH' with the Jacksons?"
Miss Continuity <attention@detail.com>
Wave, NC USA - Wednesday, May 22, 2002 at 09:21:26 (EDT)
Hey jerzy what's up bach in USSR? Will Tito ever get back with the other Jackson brothers? Inquiring minds want to know. and of course is golem bach in the saddle?
Proctor's gamble <rollover@beethoven.com>
rimfud, ri USA - Wednesday, May 22, 2002 at 08:55:17 (EDT)
I am Benny Sizzler's biggest fan
Tiny <notso@tiny.com>
Wichita, Kansas USA - Tuesday, May 21, 2002 at 17:48:58 (EDT)
YOU HEARD ME!
Bach in Black
San Antonio, TX USA - Tuesday, May 21, 2002 at 17:47:08 (EDT)
and THAT is correct
Mulch Boy
USA - Tuesday, May 21, 2002 at 17:43:40 (EDT)
there's no comparison...
Bach
USA - Tuesday, May 21, 2002 at 17:43:13 (EDT)
sizzler? yeah I heard them they're kinda like a weak Bach
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Tuesday, May 21, 2002 at 16:38:06 (EDT)
I wondered where that little bastard was. Should have known he'd be lurking around the Benny sizzler site...probably trying to score porn off that Father Proctor character...
Little Jimmy's mother
USA - Tuesday, May 21, 2002 at 16:37:24 (EDT)
About a week back!
Gail
USA - Tuesday, May 21, 2002 at 16:25:39 (EDT)
your mom's callin' you Little Jimmy...beat it
Slim <likearead.com>
USA - Tuesday, May 21, 2002 at 15:57:19 (EDT)
yeah? when did you get it?
Mulch Boy
USA - Tuesday, May 21, 2002 at 15:51:59 (EDT)
I like wrestling!
Little Jimmy
USA - Tuesday, May 21, 2002 at 15:51:45 (EDT)
I have a weak back!
Gail
USA - Tuesday, May 21, 2002 at 15:50:28 (EDT)
I been out back. Since about a week back.
Mulch Boy
USA - Tuesday, May 21, 2002 at 15:48:02 (EDT)
Son, son, is that you? really? Mulch Boy? where have you been?
Mr Mulch
USA - Tuesday, May 21, 2002 at 15:47:18 (EDT)
Benny don't eatin nuthin' but soda!
Benny Sizzler
USA - Tuesday, May 21, 2002 at 15:43:08 (EDT)
I'm just out back, see?
Mean Joe
USA - Tuesday, May 21, 2002 at 15:42:40 (EDT)
erin is a loose chick from grade 6 back in west Barrington Elementary
Mrs. Penza <large@breasts.com>
Warren, RI USA - Tuesday, May 21, 2002 at 15:42:02 (EDT)
I shall return...
Willy
USA - Tuesday, May 21, 2002 at 15:37:40 (EDT)
this grrrl's got homemade mac and cheeze sizzlin' on this side of the pond, see?!
jerzy grrrl
the cheesiest, Czech Republic - Tuesday, May 21, 2002 at 15:30:02 (EDT)
ahhhhh! fertilizer and golems... can you smell what the benny is sizzlin'
Proctor's gamble
rumfid, ri USA - Tuesday, May 21, 2002 at 15:27:17 (EDT)
hey, in case you didn't know, erin means ireland.
jerzy grrrl
not in ireland, Czech Republic - Tuesday, May 21, 2002 at 15:25:32 (EDT)
anybody home? ANYBODY!!!!????
the old landlord <me@delusional.com>
MIDD, RI USA - Tuesday, May 21, 2002 at 15:23:30 (EDT)
pick me...PICK ME
poppi
USA - Tuesday, May 21, 2002 at 15:21:54 (EDT)
where do you want it?
Mulch Boy
USA - Tuesday, May 21, 2002 at 15:21:24 (EDT)
you know, i'm still seeking a poppi. any takers?
jerzy grrrl
golempalooza, Czech Republic - Tuesday, May 21, 2002 at 15:21:14 (EDT)
WORD! Thanks to Benny sizzler for KEEPING THE SCENE ALIVE!!!!!!!
Middletown Police <don't@shoot.com>
Middletown, RI USA - Tuesday, May 21, 2002 at 15:17:33 (EDT)
For all you rockers out there-This bitch just came back from the yard with a half ton of mulch. KEEP THE SCENE ALIVE! ERIN GOLEM BRAUGH!
Mr. MULCH
USA - Tuesday, May 21, 2002 at 15:16:31 (EDT)
MOMMI ALL ALONE!
Correctalmundo
USA - Tuesday, May 21, 2002 at 15:14:52 (EDT)
how you doin' over there mommi? lonely?
Cousin ITT
USA - Tuesday, May 21, 2002 at 14:36:04 (EDT)
you are CORRECTAMUNDO
The Informer
USA - Tuesday, May 21, 2002 at 14:19:20 (EDT)
yeah...we're back...n' shit...
Faster Pussycat <purr@fect.com>
LA, CA USA - Tuesday, May 21, 2002 at 14:14:16 (EDT)
not 'shrooms man, pico. that's the in shit over here. see? SEE?!
jerzy grrrl
Golempalooza, Czech Republic - Tuesday, May 21, 2002 at 13:48:01 (EDT)
jerzy, what's up with golem? sounds like you two split some good shrooms or some such.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Tuesday, May 21, 2002 at 13:43:45 (EDT)
a golem says what? pivo! PIVO!! na zdravi! ano!
jerzy grrrl
land of fried cheese filets, Czech Republic - Tuesday, May 21, 2002 at 13:29:55 (EDT)
pa rum pa pum pum, drummer boy.
jerzy grrrl
land of fried cheese filets, Czech Republic - Tuesday, May 21, 2002 at 13:28:12 (EDT)
I think SOMEBODY on this board's OTHER BAND is playing a gig with FASTER PUSSYCAT. Am I RIGHT?
The Accuser
USA - Tuesday, May 21, 2002 at 12:49:02 (EDT)
mayhem...UTTER MAYHEM...!!! Faster, pussycat...FASTER!
TFW
USA - Tuesday, May 21, 2002 at 11:41:13 (EDT)
my God...
TFW
USA - Tuesday, May 21, 2002 at 11:26:20 (EDT)
One of my oldest patients confided in me that her daughter-in-law's "milk was bad". I thought that was an interesting take, but continued drilling.
Dr. Stanley <charge@arm&leg.tooth>
Barrington, RI USA - Tuesday, May 21, 2002 at 10:59:53 (EDT)
SOMBODY is in a different TIME ZONE and SOMEBODY is up WAY BEFORE BENNY SIZZLER is and SOMBODY has WAY TOO MUCH BRAIN ACTIVITY for such and early hour. Benny is STILL in his sleepsuit scratching his balls and going, Golem wha...? where's my teaspoon so I can maeasure my Brandy in to my tea...?
Benny Sizzler
USA - Tuesday, May 21, 2002 at 10:43:34 (EDT)
DO YOU GET ME?!!?!???!
jerzy grrrl
land of pork and dumplings, Czech Republic - Tuesday, May 21, 2002 at 10:31:25 (EDT)
WHAT SAY YE BENNYSIZZLER?! what's the good word?! anything i should know about???
jerzy grrrl
land of pork and dumplings, Czech Republic - Tuesday, May 21, 2002 at 10:30:37 (EDT)
the golem lives to serve and so do i, if you know what i mean. do you get me?!
jerzy grrrl
Praha, Czech Republic - Tuesday, May 21, 2002 at 09:35:04 (EDT)
I'll bite ya Proctor!
Onion
USA - Monday, May 20, 2002 at 22:29:30 (EDT)
Was someone in this log recently on their hands in knees in front of their windows in their own house? Were they?
Ascared
Boseman, Montana USA - Monday, May 20, 2002 at 22:28:49 (EDT)
What the fuck is that, this "Vistit"? SPELLCHECK!!!!!!!!
Vistit
USA - Monday, May 20, 2002 at 16:36:51 (EDT)
Hi guys, I've just come from crawling around on my hands and knees in front of my windows. Seems someone had the nerve to pay me an unannounced vistit.
Mean Joe
USA - Monday, May 20, 2002 at 16:35:45 (EDT)
jerzy
so the golem digs drummers huh. Does that mean he's looking for a threeway or just making a hole to dispose of the bones
Proctor's gamble <onion'sbone2chew@czech.com>
drumfud, ri USA - Monday, May 20, 2002 at 16:34:07 (EDT)
If you pick at me I'll only get better.
Rash Hoshana
USA - Monday, May 20, 2002 at 16:34:04 (EDT)
Did someone just type my name..?
Onion <dog@shit.com>
Middletown, LITTLE RHODY USA - Monday, May 20, 2002 at 16:31:24 (EDT)
I just raised a stink...on the basement floor.
onion da dawg
USA - Monday, May 20, 2002 at 16:27:33 (EDT)
no, I never did clear up
the rash <itchy@scratchy.com>
REDding, PA USA - Monday, May 20, 2002 at 16:25:48 (EDT)
go Golem go! i met the golem today. he digs drummers, and so do i.
jerzy grrrl
Prague, Czech Republic - Monday, May 20, 2002 at 16:23:44 (EDT)
speaking of the ghosts of rock'n'roll past.. did that rash ever clear up?
Proctor's gamble
rimfud, ri USA - Monday, May 20, 2002 at 16:02:50 (EDT)
You in Boneyard now? Dat's fuckin' interestin'.
Bobby Hymers <bob@hymers.com>
Nastravia, RI USA - Monday, May 20, 2002 at 15:51:29 (EDT)
Yo sizzle boys, what? not a one of you going to bite on some Boneyard reference. Where's the onion to raise a stink?
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Monday, May 20, 2002 at 15:49:03 (EDT)
I've been picked!
bone
USA - Monday, May 20, 2002 at 15:47:51 (EDT)
willy, i pick yer one bone. that's the bone i pick.
jerzy grrrl
Prague, Czech Republic - Monday, May 20, 2002 at 15:42:27 (EDT)
hey jerzy, I guess when they say let's get ossified in Prague they really mean it. And speaking of boneheads, how much coverage did the Sloby wedding party get over there. Any pics of him in the bridesmaid's dress?
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Monday, May 20, 2002 at 15:30:21 (EDT)
I have one bone to pick. Pick your bone.
TFW
USA - Monday, May 20, 2002 at 15:20:10 (EDT)
WILLY!!! YAY!!!!! da bone church was very cool, as usual. do you have any bones you'd like to share with me? i like looking at um, er, bones. a lot.
jerzy grrrl
Prague, Czech Republic - Monday, May 20, 2002 at 14:58:18 (EDT)
word up Jzzy G., what's up with them bones them bones?!
TFW <TF@W.com>
isle, RI USA - Monday, May 20, 2002 at 14:54:31 (EDT)
someone called?
a rock <sticks@stones.com>
Pebble Beach, USA - Monday, May 20, 2002 at 14:52:47 (EDT)
as for bone church pics. i can post when i get home and scan scan scan away. it's a pretty phenom place. if you do a websearch - it's called the ossuary in sedlec or kutna hora. fucking rocks.
jerzy grrrl
Prague, Czech Republic - Monday, May 20, 2002 at 14:45:28 (EDT)
hi willy! hi! over here! i'm here! what does a grrrl need to do to get a drummer's attention around here? slingshot me bra onto the website?
jerzy grrrl
Prague, Czech Republic - Monday, May 20, 2002 at 14:44:23 (EDT)
that rascal sloby doo. man, whaddya think the honeymoon was like? dirty! DIRTY!
jerzy grrrl
Prague, Czech Republic - Monday, May 20, 2002 at 14:42:53 (EDT)
someone called?
KY <slip@slide.cum>
USA - Monday, May 20, 2002 at 13:49:25 (EDT)
I'm not sure you're ready for THIS jelly...
StudMuffin
USA - Monday, May 20, 2002 at 13:35:58 (EDT)
Type my name, type my name, type my name...
Boot e. Licious
USA - Monday, May 20, 2002 at 13:08:46 (EDT)
I love cruellers...
SupraStud
USA - Monday, May 20, 2002 at 12:50:13 (EDT)
OH MY GOD! It must have been Proctor and Porter, I was afraid those two might team up. I should have guessed it was them by the collars and the pocketful of lollipops they were offering the little boy next door. It won't be safe for any of us to genuflect anymore. Beware the confessional.
Proctor's gamble <eureka@holyshit.com>
dumfound, ri USA - Monday, May 20, 2002 at 12:30:14 (EDT)
I might look good to a muffin, lonely guy...
Crueller
USA - Monday, May 20, 2002 at 12:19:52 (EDT)
Benny's Selective Secretion Service would NEVER appear in public sporting the Masonic Look for Spring Collection. I'm afraid the three "agents" that showed up at your door, good Proctor, were imposters. Benny's SSS sports the CROTCHLESS culottes when undercover...
Benny Sizzler
USA - Monday, May 20, 2002 at 12:18:47 (EDT)
no I typed your name typed your name typed your name. Say it ain't so Joe say it ain't so.
Proctor's gamble <repeatafterme@repeatafterme.com>
dumfud, ri USA - Monday, May 20, 2002 at 12:12:52 (EDT)
yo somebody say my name say my name?
Gerardo <G@uido.com>
USA - Monday, May 20, 2002 at 11:57:40 (EDT)
oranges, poranges, who cares. there ain't no rhyme for oranges. Witchypoo sends her regards
Proctor's gamble <obscurepuffinstuff@reference.com>
runforit, ri USA - Monday, May 20, 2002 at 11:55:06 (EDT)
Hey jerzy, figured I'd czech up on your travels. Did you see that Slobodan was best man at a wedding in prison. One of his pet torturers got hitched. Ya gotta wonder who caught the bouquet or would even want to (well Hymie maybe, but that's a long way for a cage match even for him)
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Monday, May 20, 2002 at 11:51:39 (EDT)
you cannot escape the SSS Mr. Gamble...
Agent O.
USA - Monday, May 20, 2002 at 11:51:16 (EDT)
Fine my ass! Your henchmen weren't so brilliant when one of your own was my taxi for two weeks. Oh and thanks to the folks at Sizzler Auto Sales you'll be eating my exhaust even if you manage to pick up my trail.
Proctor's gamble
runforit, ri USA - Monday, May 20, 2002 at 11:34:51 (EDT)
that was Mr. Pink...one of our finest...
Agent Orange
USA - Monday, May 20, 2002 at 11:26:06 (EDT)
agent orange?... that was you in the coulottes and those ugly orange support hose!
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Monday, May 20, 2002 at 11:18:35 (EDT)
you cannot escape the Sizzler Selective Service...(SSS)
Agent Orange
USA - Monday, May 20, 2002 at 11:14:01 (EDT)
as I anticipated the dark forces have revealed my identity.
two members of the Sizzler Secretion Service were at my door Friday. those spiffy sweaters with the sizzler embroidered logo and matching coulottes were intimidating, but I managed to escape before they could slap the WWJD bracelet on me. I'm moving to a secret location in the alley behind Gerardo's (unless there are too many of them damn preachers there). More to follow when I'm safe....
Proctor's gamble <thejigisup@unmasked.com>
rumfud, ri USA - Monday, May 20, 2002 at 11:09:11 (EDT)
any hot lonely mommas out there?
SuperStud <super@studsterkel.com>
USA - Monday, May 20, 2002 at 10:56:17 (EDT)
word the funk up y'all
Willie
USA - Monday, May 20, 2002 at 10:54:22 (EDT)
WILLY! You've COME HOME!!!
Benny Sizzler
USA - Monday, May 20, 2002 at 09:53:27 (EDT)
BLACKIE LAWLESS!!!
wasp
LA, CA USA - Monday, May 20, 2002 at 00:22:32 (EDT)
you hear me over this website?! FORGET IT!
Blackie
USA - Sunday, May 19, 2002 at 23:14:59 (EDT)
ok well then forget it...I'm outta here
Blackie
double U
USA - Sunday, May 19, 2002 at 22:18:46 (EDT)
it's tooooo quiet 'round there here parts...what I gots to do to shake SH!T up? WHAT?!
Willy
USA - Sunday, May 19, 2002 at 21:41:31 (EDT)
CHOP THIS LARS!
Stevie B <Poodle@noodle.com>
Guitar, RI US of GUITAR - Sunday, May 19, 2002 at 13:46:26 (EDT)
You guys need me on Guitar. I have the CHOPS!
Lars
The Frank, Ma USA - Sunday, May 19, 2002 at 10:20:26 (EDT)
Hey send photos of the bone church!
Granny
USA - Sunday, May 19, 2002 at 10:19:56 (EDT)
Lars, it's Sunday for God' sakes.
Benny
USA - Sunday, May 19, 2002 at 10:18:49 (EDT)
Why don't you guys get any better?
Lars
Frankin, MA USA - Sunday, May 19, 2002 at 10:18:00 (EDT)
Hey Jerzy, I will pass on your xoxo's to Willy. we ain't seen him in a few. I think he done took off with that new perm of his. I heard something about a Robert Reid convention...
Benny
USA - Sunday, May 19, 2002 at 10:17:22 (EDT)
btw, HI WILLY!!! i miss your guts you sexy thing!!!!! oh, and KAFKA just told me that he thinks Benny Sizzler is the bees knees!
jerzy grrrl
Prague, Czech Republic - Sunday, May 19, 2002 at 02:33:47 (EDT)
we ARE taking the precautionary measure of getting outta town though - the bone church beckons, see?! ya gotta love it when they hire an artist to deal with the overcrowding situation in a cemetary.
jerzy grrrl
Prague, Czech Republic - Sunday, May 19, 2002 at 02:31:51 (EDT)
BENNY! SOOOO glad you got my back however, we are prepared. i saw a blurb in the english paper on my flight from a'dam that she was coming for a visit and we have battened down the hatches and have fortified the walls. we expect minimal damage from the 2002 laurabushapalooza tour.
jerzy grrrl
Prague, Czech Republic - Sunday, May 19, 2002 at 02:29:19 (EDT)
Jerzy! Warning! Warning! Laura Bush is on her way to Prague!
Benny
Neck of Aquid, RI USA - Saturday, May 18, 2002 at 20:31:27 (EDT)
gin Blossums!!!!
Lurky Lurkenstein <fat@ass.com>
Detroit, Middletown USA - Saturday, May 18, 2002 at 20:25:50 (EDT)
You guys should let me me play guitar for Benny Sizzler.I have the CHOPS!
Guitar GOD
El Paso, TX USA - Saturday, May 18, 2002 at 14:02:22 (EDT)
ahh the ole Sedlec Ossuary, I used to date one of them gals...
Major Holstein
Edwards AB, USA - Saturday, May 18, 2002 at 12:03:37 (EDT)
Listen Miss Jerzy Grrl, until you've witnessed a kamakazi rising sun you'll never know how truly ear shattering a Benny Sizzler concert is. Trust me, I was WASTE HIGH IN THE SHIT
Major Healey
Salem, Oregon USA - Saturday, May 18, 2002 at 12:00:40 (EDT)
BENNY SIZ rocks. i'm gettin' tired of you people takin' the piss. if youz don't like it, then leave! go on! get outta here!
jerzy grrrl
Prague, Czech Republic - Saturday, May 18, 2002 at 03:40:05 (EDT)
apparently, i hit the submit key twice. weird fucking czech keyboards.
jerzy grrrl
Prague, Czech Republic - Saturday, May 18, 2002 at 03:38:46 (EDT)
APE CRAZY?! really? REALLY?! you all KNOW how APE CRAZY i already am about that there willy. he's just the dreamiest!!!! quick - do a websearch for kutna hora - the bone ossuary. one of my favorite sights outside of ol' praha itself. gotta give me pal the experience...
soon -
jg
jerzy grrrl
Prague, Czech Republic - Saturday, May 18, 2002 at 03:37:58 (EDT)
APE CRAZY?! really? REALLY?! you all KNOW how APE CRAZY i already am about that there willy. he's just the dreamiest!!!! quick - do a websearch for kutna hora - the bone ossuary. one of my favorite sights outside of ol' praha itself. gotta give me pal the experience...
soon -
jg
jerzy grrrl
Prague, Czech Republic - Saturday, May 18, 2002 at 03:37:43 (EDT)
Did you mean TINIAN, Leonard? Yeah I was waste high in the shit with you, my brother. This Benny Sizzler crap sounds worse than a thousand zeros strafing our asses, don't it brother?
Major Richard Healey, USMC. RET
Salem, Oregon USA - Friday, May 17, 2002 at 21:24:58 (EDT)
I haven't heard that kind of racket since the Japs were bombing us on Tinnian in WWII
Leaonard Nelson USMC RET
Redmond, Nebraska USA - Friday, May 17, 2002 at 21:21:42 (EDT)
Just exactly WHAT scene are we talking about Captain?
Larrissa
Sydney, Australia - Friday, May 17, 2002 at 21:13:23 (EDT)
Benny Sizzler is KEEPING THE SCENE ALIVE!
Capt. Brummel
Middletown, RI USA - Friday, May 17, 2002 at 21:06:25 (EDT)
Seems I can amuse myself to no end playing with this here log. No end, I said. NO END!
lonely lady
fort Lauderdale, Florida USA - Friday, May 17, 2002 at 21:04:56 (EDT)
I said...CANDLEBOX ROCKS! I'm not yelling I'm just saying
Stevie B. <studio@chops.com>
The MOUTH, RI USA - Friday, May 17, 2002 at 21:03:35 (EDT)
What happened to the good Father Proctor?
Benny Sizzler
USA - Friday, May 17, 2002 at 20:49:08 (EDT)
Benny Sizzler is a good band for their skill level
Dylan
Morgantown, West Virginia USA - Friday, May 17, 2002 at 20:45:40 (EDT)
Blacktop Willy. He still around? I heard he turned alky and killed hisself. Lord he was one hell of a lover
Lace <lace@leather.com>
Fairbanks, ALASKA USA - Friday, May 17, 2002 at 20:43:56 (EDT)
You don't need no fat black box when all's you got is slits for eyes
slits for eyes
USA - Friday, May 17, 2002 at 20:42:09 (EDT)
That do that's Willy's gotten hisself is a CRIME! ****** KEEP THE SCENE ALIVE!!!!!
Middletown Police <billy@club.com>
Middletown, RI USA - Friday, May 17, 2002 at 20:40:54 (EDT)
Candlebox ROCKS!
Stevie B. <poodel@noodle.com>
Portsmouth, RI USA - Friday, May 17, 2002 at 20:37:52 (EDT)
"dig in to the delicious taste of Ham"
Rush Limbaugh
USA - Friday, May 17, 2002 at 20:35:40 (EDT)
You like the do , you do? really? Are you just saying that? Jerzy's gonna go APE CRAZY when she sees that do
Smooth Plate
USA - Friday, May 17, 2002 at 20:34:48 (EDT)
On to the banks I go
Monch
USA - Friday, May 17, 2002 at 20:33:34 (EDT)
later...rock on in the Banks Monch
William
USA - Friday, May 17, 2002 at 19:05:31 (EDT)
there's nothing here to speak of...somebody slap me
Flat Plate
USA - Friday, May 17, 2002 at 19:04:51 (EDT)
this new do rules
Willie <ado@runrun.com>
USA - Friday, May 17, 2002 at 19:03:45 (EDT)
Jewish Elders Lift 6,000-Year Ham Ban
JERUSALEM— Ending a strict, six-millennia prohibition of the consumption of cloven-hoofed beasts, the World Rabbinical Council announced Tuesday that Jews worldwide may "dig in to the delicious taste of ham."
UnYun <last@one.com>
USA - Friday, May 17, 2002 at 19:01:27 (EDT)
Willy's got a new do, Willy's got a new do!
Pastor Hughes <fun@church.org>
Boston, MA USA - Friday, May 17, 2002 at 18:57:36 (EDT)
fuck me. willy's got a new "do" and i'm across the fucking atlantic! man. i miss ALL the good stuff. can i rub yer head willy?! please?!!? waving at ye bennyland!
jerzy grrrl
Prague, Czech Republic - Friday, May 17, 2002 at 18:54:45 (EDT)
4th of July, Chistmas, 4th of July, Christmas, hearing aid, dead
Old Guy
USA - Friday, May 17, 2002 at 18:53:28 (EDT)
Funny as shit!
Again
USA - Friday, May 17, 2002 at 18:50:47 (EDT)
Just let it out...let it out...
Ou of My System
USA - Friday, May 17, 2002 at 18:50:32 (EDT)
some local color: Rich Guy Wins Yacht Race
NEWPORT, RI—Some rich guy came in first Monday in that big, famous yacht race held every year at the Newport Yacht Club, a big, fancy yacht place with "a whole lot of really expensive-looking boats and shit," sources reported.
Oin Yoin <letmegetitoutof@my.system>
USA - Friday, May 17, 2002 at 18:46:48 (EDT)
here's more: New Old People Magazine Gives Old People Something To Read While Waiting To Die
The tedious pre-death "waiting period" endured by still-alive senior citizens became slightly less boring Tuesday, with the introduction of Old People magazine.
Fun Y. Un
USA - Friday, May 17, 2002 at 18:43:31 (EDT)
the black out line across the eyes is KEY...who is that?!
TFW
USA - Friday, May 17, 2002 at 18:40:16 (EDT)
THAT IS SOME FUNNY SHIT!
Applebees
USA - Friday, May 17, 2002 at 18:38:52 (EDT)
DO check out the "SHOWS" link...
Peanut
USA - Friday, May 17, 2002 at 18:38:13 (EDT)
the latest: Area Applebee's A Hotbed Of Machiavellian Political Maneuvering
HARTFORD, CT—The site of a complex, ever-shifting web of alliances among servers, line cooks, hostesses, dishwashers, and managers, the Sheridan Avenue Applebee's is a hotbed of Machiavellian political maneuvering, sources reported Monday.
the funyun
USA - Friday, May 17, 2002 at 18:35:43 (EDT)
I have to go mow the lawn now
Frank
Boxford, MA USA - Friday, May 17, 2002 at 18:34:36 (EDT)
I do, I call my pickup, "Picky"
Roger
USA - Friday, May 17, 2002 at 18:33:30 (EDT)
Doea anybody in this log have a silly name for one or all of their automobiles?
Grace LaLongchamps <www.ilikeyou.com>
Phoenix, AZ USA - Friday, May 17, 2002 at 18:32:23 (EDT)
That is some funny SHIT!
Picses
USA - Friday, May 17, 2002 at 18:30:55 (EDT)
CHIL COLLECTS NOVELTY SOAP!
Peanut
USA - Friday, May 17, 2002 at 18:30:08 (EDT)
The wonder is not how well the bear dances, but that it can dance at all. Still, the bear dances a hell of a lot better than you do.
and you Capricorn
USA - Friday, May 17, 2002 at 18:22:22 (EDT)
You're not actually the lost prince of a world within our own, forced to hide among the surface dwellers to pryou somewhat.
Libra's horoscope
USA - Friday, May 17, 2002 at 18:18:19 (EDT)
Sizzler trivia: which member of the Siz collects novelty soap items and keeps them somewhere in HER house...?
willie
USA - Friday, May 17, 2002 at 18:15:01 (EDT)
well then let me introduce you to my razor...
willy
USA - Friday, May 17, 2002 at 18:14:04 (EDT)
Now, where were we?...Oh yes, Does anybody like to collect NOVELTY SOAP?
Benny Sizzler
USA - Friday, May 17, 2002 at 18:13:58 (EDT)
That's nice ...
Benny
USA - Friday, May 17, 2002 at 18:12:49 (EDT)
Hair's for queers
bald bull <skinhead@nazigism>
inbread, TX USA - Friday, May 17, 2002 at 18:06:33 (EDT)
Somebody in this log collects NOVELTY SOAP
Job Lot
Warren , RI USA - Friday, May 17, 2002 at 18:03:07 (EDT)
That's Righteous Rich
Righteous Rich
USA - Friday, May 17, 2002 at 18:01:49 (EDT)
that's GEORGEOUS GEORGE
Georgeous George
USA - Friday, May 17, 2002 at 16:48:34 (EDT)
ask Gorgeous George...this do is DOIN' it...I can leave my do rag at home now...
TFWILLY
USA - Friday, May 17, 2002 at 16:45:28 (EDT)
Nobody touch Willy perm but me!
Mrs. Willy <bitch@slap.com>
Salt Lake City, Utah USA - Friday, May 17, 2002 at 16:32:54 (EDT)
Hey Jerzy Girl, wave when you get to the bridge.
Benny Sizzler
USA - Friday, May 17, 2002 at 16:21:18 (EDT)
I once had hair down to my ass, and then I shaved my back.
Louise Gordon <hair@net>
Where are they now, Files - Friday, May 17, 2002 at 16:18:00 (EDT)
Czech, czech is this thing off?
Sloby Doo <war@crimes.com>
Praha, Czech Rep. - Friday, May 17, 2002 at 16:15:31 (EDT)
i am now comfortably ensconced in my brother's flat, trying to navigate a czech keyboard. how art all of thou?! willy did you get a perm or sumpin'? can i um, er, touch it?! i'll be gentle, i promise! really. x
jerzy grrrl
Prague, Czech Republic - Friday, May 17, 2002 at 15:10:38 (EDT)
word the FUCK up to me hairs dresser...I'm keeping this beauty under wraps for now...I've seen a few looks ASKANCE but I'm shuttin' 'em out for the most part...nice die job
Mikie <mike@E.com>
Newps, RI USA - Friday, May 17, 2002 at 14:35:06 (EDT)
Word to Mike, what be the reaction?
Hair E. Dresser
USA - Friday, May 17, 2002 at 13:39:41 (EDT)
Onion archive: Less Than One Percent of Pedestrians Gots Fiddy Cent for Da Bus
the Informer
USA - Friday, May 17, 2002 at 13:09:03 (EDT)
don't speak my name again
Georgeous George
USA - Friday, May 17, 2002 at 13:00:07 (EDT)
Don't someone just call my name?
Hair E. Ball
Franklin, LA USA - Friday, May 17, 2002 at 12:45:08 (EDT)
So what you're saying is, you're a walking hairball.
Proctor's gamble
trimfud, ri USA - Friday, May 17, 2002 at 10:53:13 (EDT)
...nor any SALOON...
GG
USA - Friday, May 17, 2002 at 10:43:48 (EDT)
no one in any salon across the country has hair like mine...
Georgeous George
USA - Friday, May 17, 2002 at 10:43:20 (EDT)
Salon? I thought they said saloon. That explains the long wait, this splitting hangover, and the hair down to my ass.
Proctor's gamble
trimfud, ri USA - Friday, May 17, 2002 at 10:34:51 (EDT)
no one's got hair like mine...not one...I'll post more when I'm back from the salon...
Georgeous George <combed@brushed.com>
Dollywood, TN USA - Friday, May 17, 2002 at 10:31:16 (EDT)
have you seen what the middletown police did to my gorgeous hair?
Blackie aka Black Tie <tie@black.com>
Midtown, RI USA - Friday, May 17, 2002 at 10:29:15 (EDT)
Back when little Hymers was a lad I quickly discovered that boy could pack a high kick to the collar like no other child I tried to save. When he did not succumb to my saving of him, I knew he would end up a rock and roll heathen. Am I right?
Hymer's Preacher <cannotbe@saved.com>
Cental Falls, RI USA - Friday, May 17, 2002 at 10:18:36 (EDT)
Just wanted to drop in this log and tell you all in Benny Sizzler -thanks so much for keeping the scene alive
Middletown Police <billy@club.org>
Middletown, RI USA - Friday, May 17, 2002 at 10:12:51 (EDT)
I picked up a preacher at an estate sale once
Mrs. White <right@nextdoor.com>
Next Door, RI USA - Friday, May 17, 2002 at 10:09:58 (EDT)
I've come from the grave to tell you your band should consider relaxing
Stayne Layley <pig@latin.net>
Seattle in the Sky, WA USA - Friday, May 17, 2002 at 10:08:44 (EDT)
Schmucko, thanks for the offer but Benny already picked up some 57's from GG Allin's estae sale back in '83
Benny Sizzler
Aquidneck Island, RI USA - Friday, May 17, 2002 at 10:04:47 (EDT)
Hey, Benny Sizzler, wanna buy 6 or 7 SM58 microphones from the last GG Allin tour?
Schmucko <Coke@dinasaur>
Portsmouth, NH USA - Friday, May 17, 2002 at 10:00:14 (EDT)
Another preacher! The incense and pedophilia peppermints are getting thicker at every turn. That brings it to a total of 177 weeny-puffing preachers in the shell game... oops!... make that 176, one of Proctor's brethren just hung himself.
Jerzy, my advice is to find some Prague cafe full of artists and bad poets, put on your darkest glasses, and hide behind a big cup of joe.(note the dangling sexual inuendo)
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Friday, May 17, 2002 at 09:34:35 (EDT)
My God! You've all made the flower bed into the bed a filthy whore. CONSIDER THE LILIES! Your penance is to say 3 rosaries. The rosary beads are in my pocket. No, go ahead you can get them.... OOOOOOOOOOOH!! Bless you my son. Your sins are forgiven the stain on your soul has been transfered to my pants.
Fr Porter <damned4all@time.organ>
slipperynip, ri USA - Friday, May 17, 2002 at 09:05:14 (EDT)
....the mere collusion of the thought of this IDEA itself smears my mind all over the fucking surface of the goddamn thing...THANKS...I had fun here!
RICK <Devil@thegates.com>
pROVIDENCE, RI UsA - Friday, May 17, 2002 at 01:09:47 (EDT)