Use this key: telsl=tells, STEATH=STEALTH
SPALLCHECK
- Monday, June 30, 2008 at 13:48:44 (EDT)
something telsl me that was not the real Chong, but anyway. The fucking airshow was fucking awesome and you are all CORKY for not going. I waited under the Cerrone Bonobo and everything. Harrier was SICK. Red Arrows blew the Blue Angels and T-birds away by virtue of one thing...COLORED SMOKE. And we met them all. They all sound just like David Beckham. And we met MS JULIE CLARK and she was a PEACH. Oh, and Shockwave and F-18 and Combined Arms demo and Kettle Corn and STEATH!!!!
mj:(
- Monday, June 30, 2008 at 13:46:47 (EDT)
And blame not mistaken but who cares. I just have to realize that there is someone on this planet who, for some reason, likes to take my picture and tattoo my name on their body. Kinda weird and a little gay but I can deal. So...... How was the airshow?
Chong Lee
- Monday, June 30, 2008 at 10:36:31 (EDT)
'i may have downs syndrome, but you people are fucking retarded'
corky
- Monday, June 30, 2008 at 10:31:34 (EDT)
Oh no! The chain of hurt feelings, mistaken blame and knee jerk insults is whirling out of control. mj:(
- Monday, June 30, 2008 at 10:22:13 (EDT)
uh huh. Nice try
Bonzer Bash
- Monday, June 30, 2008 at 05:08:01 (EDT)
Sorry Brah, it wasn't me - I was too busy finishing up my latest opus, WALL-E
Elron
- Sunday, June 29, 2008 at 22:12:08 (EDT)
Hey Dante, lighten up. chong Lee
- Sunday, June 29, 2008 at 11:12:54 (EDT)
lurk killer
- Sunday, June 29, 2008 at 11:09:00 (EDT)
I'm sorry Gail, I had to do some editing. I'll get to pinching this thing one of these days. Dante
- Sunday, June 29, 2008 at 09:53:26 (EDT)
Come on, if people thought MJ looked like that they'd stop coming here. As a matter of fact I might stop coming here just to avoid seeing that giant melon.
Chong Lee
- Saturday, June 28, 2008 at 06:59:54 (EDT)
Hey wait, Chong, you're not supposed to say that's a picture of you. Nobody knows what we look like. Say it's mj or something.
Kitty Kat
- Saturday, June 28, 2008 at 01:22:27 (EDT)
Snappidity dibbity snap!
chong snap
- Saturday, June 28, 2008 at 01:20:46 (EDT)
oh, snap!
GR
- Friday, June 27, 2008 at 20:33:30 (EDT)
Nice one liam. I'm surprised you have time to post ugly pics of me on the internet. I thought all your time was taken up taking credit for movies other people made/are making.
chong Lee
- Friday, June 27, 2008 at 17:57:54 (EDT)
show tonight. somewhere in the bucket
holy head
- Friday, June 27, 2008 at 17:34:42 (EDT)
Looking to build a homemade video magnifier for someone with low vision. Does anybody have an old copy stand they want to sell me or know where I can get used photo equipment in this dump of a town?
thanks
- Friday, June 27, 2008 at 17:02:26 (EDT)
At least it has nice skin...lucky mj:(
- Friday, June 27, 2008 at 16:35:36 (EDT)
JEEBUS!!!
WHAT THE FUCK IS IT??!!!!
- Friday, June 27, 2008 at 15:01:46 (EDT)
jeebus, that's a big head
GR
- Friday, June 27, 2008 at 14:13:07 (EDT)
So how come nobody's talking about the airshow? Still got the Neutral Nation concert on your minds? what, you like music or something
- Friday, June 27, 2008 at 12:59:14 (EDT)
So many eerie coincidences...I am 30, but not employed, but it *is* a black 95...that I would like to torch. k0l
- Friday, June 27, 2008 at 12:25:44 (EDT)
Over The Edge is one of my favoritest movies EVAR. I was super excited when it finally came out on DVD. Leeron
- Friday, June 27, 2008 at 11:25:28 (EDT)
i saw KOL do a sit in at a McDonalds once. then he ate a french fries and some tartar sauce.
Chong
- Friday, June 27, 2008 at 11:03:20 (EDT)
Who knew KOL was all political and rad and shit? Don't burn the Porsche
- Friday, June 27, 2008 at 10:42:58 (EDT)
- Friday, June 27, 2008 at 09:07:29 (EDT)
the movie "over the edge" 1978-ish. is the pinnacle of human achievement. never before have children done as much drugs and crime as in this sweet flick. I give it 20 bags of popcorn.
Chong From Rumford
- Friday, June 27, 2008 at 08:42:29 (EDT)
Phelpsy DESTROYER?!!!
no WAY!
- Thursday, June 26, 2008 at 18:45:41 (EDT)
ZOMG - I just TOTALLY got a myspace message from Phelpsy Elron
- Thursday, June 26, 2008 at 18:34:36 (EDT)
Weezer lolololol. KOL
- Thursday, June 26, 2008 at 14:33:38 (EDT)
That's nice. Too bad i didn't make the eats comment. But yeah, thanks for the ego boost.
Chong Lee
- Thursday, June 26, 2008 at 14:24:44 (EDT)
guess I'm just not meant to clean. Vacuum cleaner has blown up. Blew apart some piece off the back. Oh well, now I can sit down and look at my shows.
GR
- Thursday, June 26, 2008 at 13:56:54 (EDT)
yeah, that's right. i said DORAN
fuck you
- Thursday, June 26, 2008 at 13:47:21 (EDT)
hey chong to the o, I seen some recent pics of you... you're like the reverse portrait of Doran Grey
- Thursday, June 26, 2008 at 13:46:54 (EDT)
I didn't know you like Weezer, Chong. I guess I like them to really. I was just being a contrarian!
boris
- Thursday, June 26, 2008 at 13:22:07 (EDT)
So MJ, a kid you went to high school with runs Eats? So that means a really old guy runs eats, right?
el chongo
- Thursday, June 26, 2008 at 13:20:11 (EDT)
SOMEONE is bringing their mother's ATC radio to the airshow
maybe or maybe not mj
- Thursday, June 26, 2008 at 12:09:11 (EDT)
Hey, join the Jaded Jeriatrics club, buddy.
but what about that F-18?
- Thursday, June 26, 2008 at 10:56:54 (EDT)
SOMEthing is up there right now...
F-18?
- Thursday, June 26, 2008 at 10:55:31 (EDT)
guess what's AWESOME??? Chong Lee
- Thursday, June 26, 2008 at 10:49:36 (EDT)
i kinda like some weezer songs.
chong Lee
- Wednesday, June 25, 2008 at 20:41:05 (EDT)
burn remedy efficacy depends on whose "low fat creamy butter substitute" it was. sorry we missed NN. in its place, a Weezer album review. ok maybe not. and not because their newest blows slightly less than usual. walked out on them at keaney one trillion years ago this week. actually.
boris
- Wednesday, June 25, 2008 at 18:10:26 (EDT)
Since we're talking food...today for lunch I steam burned my thumb (what degree is instant skin bubbles?) and I smeared butter over a moldy piece of bread. It was the white mold so it blended right in with my low fat creamy butter substitute.
don
- Wednesday, June 25, 2008 at 15:49:58 (EDT)
Dirty, like Cristina Aguilara dirty?
Gang Bancroft
- Wednesday, June 25, 2008 at 15:22:14 (EDT)
Holy Crap, I forgot about Kids Town. I got a lot of bikes from there when I was a kid...right near the Union Theater and The Bancroft (maybe the dirtiest bar in America!).
chef
- Wednesday, June 25, 2008 at 15:03:25 (EDT)
Was Kids Town the name of the toy store in downtown attleboro? Also the camera shop downtown had a crazy slot car track in the basement. MORIN'S is good eats too. k0l
- Wednesday, June 25, 2008 at 14:55:44 (EDT)
Did you mean the Kozy Kitchen in Attleboro. It's a fine diner...and was the first job I ever had...just happens to be next to The Lepper Company, where NN was born...and next to that is a freakin' huge skateboard ramp. Sweet Home Attleboro!
chef
- Wednesday, June 25, 2008 at 14:27:43 (EDT)
DEVO friday night. K0L
- Wednesday, June 25, 2008 at 14:01:15 (EDT)
i was speaking of Country Kitchen in Cattleboro what gave birth to the one known as Chef. But maybe its corner kitchen? anyways, yeah, lets eat.
chimichonga
- Wednesday, June 25, 2008 at 13:17:22 (EDT)
I'll see if I can get Dots to pinch this fucking turd. ps
- Wednesday, June 25, 2008 at 12:14:39 (EDT)
hey a kid I went to hs with owns and operates Eats. Tried to take my parents there last week, btw. And it was so packed. Food looked great. Alas we ended up at Fridays. And wtf? What happened to the giant servings of fried delights? I mean that's the only reason one ever wnet to that dump. mj:(
- Wednesday, June 25, 2008 at 12:13:52 (EDT)
Listen, we can talk about awesome culinary landmarks in the 508/401 all day. How about EATS on RT 6? AWESOME. K0L
- Wednesday, June 25, 2008 at 11:53:28 (EDT)
The country kitchen serves up those canned green beans ala school lunch in '76!
Rocco plectrumi
- Wednesday, June 25, 2008 at 11:33:47 (EDT)
someone pinch this 6 month old lurk
chong
- Wednesday, June 25, 2008 at 10:43:29 (EDT)
It ain't about the food. It's about the history.
Chong
- Wednesday, June 25, 2008 at 10:02:25 (EDT)
What kind of food does the Country Kitchen, serve, bitch?!
ANSWER ME
- Wednesday, June 25, 2008 at 09:29:31 (EDT)
What an oxymoron the FIDS we so good
girlfriends grandmother
- Tuesday, June 24, 2008 at 20:44:05 (EDT)
What an oxymoron the FIDS we so good!
girlfriends grandmother
- Tuesday, June 24, 2008 at 20:43:54 (EDT)
Check out my new band's demo K0L
- Tuesday, June 24, 2008 at 15:25:39 (EDT)
It's the Pughs! Number 2 son
- Tuesday, June 24, 2008 at 14:48:32 (EDT)
Country Kitchen in Swansea? Seekonk?
never been is it fucking good?
- Tuesday, June 24, 2008 at 14:41:16 (EDT)
Can I just say that the country kitchen should be preserved as a national landmark?
Chong Lee
- Tuesday, June 24, 2008 at 12:28:10 (EDT)
Who knew the fids were so hodcore? mj:(
- Tuesday, June 24, 2008 at 10:48:35 (EDT)
They don't make ceiling fans of a poor man's Flying Fortress.
Sorry
- Tuesday, June 24, 2008 at 10:46:13 (EDT)
Sorry to do this, but for the record I must say... The FID's were freakin' awesome! Sorry, but it had to be said. chef
- Tuesday, June 24, 2008 at 10:31:16 (EDT)
hanley page halifax
cool
- Tuesday, June 24, 2008 at 00:05:01 (EDT)
nope chong, king of beers
- Monday, June 23, 2008 at 23:34:02 (EDT)
You mean like this one? hanDly
- Monday, June 23, 2008 at 22:35:12 (EDT)
lemme know when they get a hanley page halifax.
Chong lee
- Monday, June 23, 2008 at 15:53:44 (EDT)
That clip was taken on my Canon S5 still camera. I think Dave has a soundboard mix of the FID's set to sync up with his fancy shmancy cameras. I know for NN it was all recorded to multitrack so it can be prettied up.
Leeron
- Monday, June 23, 2008 at 12:21:16 (EDT)
When should I expect the deer ticks to appear after my walk in the woods?
Thoreau
- Monday, June 23, 2008 at 12:12:39 (EDT)
Somebody just played the Trucker Hat movie for me on accounta my Coomodore 64 couldn;t play it. pleasantly surprised
- Monday, June 23, 2008 at 12:05:53 (EDT)
And I thought MY life was fascinating Julie Clark
- Monday, June 23, 2008 at 12:00:46 (EDT)
For Chong. click here only if you are of British descent and a geek
- Monday, June 23, 2008 at 11:50:29 (EDT)
anybody going to see the hoser red arrows buzz the statehouse today?
Cappy Happy
- Monday, June 23, 2008 at 11:49:03 (EDT)
oh and maybe hippie will feel better and sluggo will get his ass out of Maine ps
- Monday, June 23, 2008 at 11:47:30 (EDT)
mj sorry to report that the kidney stone kid and the house of crazy left me unable to attend any of the weekend's festivities. I enjoyed seeing the many faces of T Buck on Leeron's page however. And some pictures of the incredible fids. mj:(
- Monday, June 23, 2008 at 11:46:22 (EDT)
They don't make 'em anymore...
but
- Monday, June 23, 2008 at 11:10:27 (EDT)
F.I.D.'s were TIGHT! Elron
- Sunday, June 22, 2008 at 23:06:22 (EDT)
I like to push the pram a lot!!!!
spamspamspamspam
- Sunday, June 22, 2008 at 15:51:02 (EDT)
you guys are wrong. labow comedy comes from weeks of planning, not booze.
chong lee
- Saturday, June 21, 2008 at 21:54:25 (EDT)
you have no idea
frank santos
- Saturday, June 21, 2008 at 16:11:44 (EDT)
Is it an all ages comedy show?!
Now I'm interested!
- Saturday, June 21, 2008 at 14:19:56 (EDT)
Lebow must be drunk to be funny.I am going to see that other really funny band.
Lebows girlfriends mom
- Saturday, June 21, 2008 at 11:35:35 (EDT)
Anyone going to see the FID's on Sunday afternoon? I heard Mark LaBeau might be funny. chef daddy
- Saturday, June 21, 2008 at 10:11:33 (EDT)
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- Saturday, June 21, 2008 at 08:38:01 (EDT)
Thanks Fuckface. It's hard to beleive that 10 years ago today you were ruining everything by drinking beer out of red plastic cups during the CEREMONY.
Leeron
- Friday, June 20, 2008 at 12:04:35 (EDT)
its ok. i know a gay guy so i can say it.
BAM from mtv's JACKASS
- Friday, June 20, 2008 at 11:16:47 (EDT)
people who cry at PTA meetings while they sing accoustic songs are not punk.
happy anniversary faggo
- Friday, June 20, 2008 at 11:15:55 (EDT)
rarefiable mimetene jillet cirriped febrifacient jock besiegement silk Dakiom http://telephoneart.com/ Abby Chandler
- Friday, June 20, 2008 at 10:59:54 (EDT)
Oh and I saw a SWEET lowered chevy cavelier with the license plate JUGALO on Atwells a couple weeks back. SO. AWESOME. Leeron
- Friday, June 20, 2008 at 10:53:26 (EDT)
Jeff Ott's daughter has a Juggalo for a baby-daddy. Both because of the Juggalo and that Jeff is a 37 year old punk rock grandfather.
Leeron
- Friday, June 20, 2008 at 10:52:29 (EDT)
oh and schilling out for season. (duh)
chingy
- Friday, June 20, 2008 at 10:19:03 (EDT)
why did i think benny was playin tonight? anyway who is going to the show tonight?
chong
- Friday, June 20, 2008 at 10:17:51 (EDT)
Attention Leeron. Tell Dave I will provide some financial backing for a proposed JUGGALO DOCUMENTARY. k0l
- Friday, June 20, 2008 at 09:39:35 (EDT)
i herdz STUMPY wroted all the NN songs.
Perez Chilton
- Friday, June 20, 2008 at 08:20:54 (EDT)
wif has a myspace chingy
- Friday, June 20, 2008 at 08:07:08 (EDT)
Cheap Scion Pics Up Now! You know you want to be seen cruising around in a small japanese ice cream truck. Leeron VonAutoSales
- Thursday, June 19, 2008 at 21:13:17 (EDT)
Leeron, maybe you should take some pix of your kids in Rocket tee shirts
just sayin'
- Thursday, June 19, 2008 at 17:35:53 (EDT)
'exposed sewer pipe' is a euphemism for something.... k0l
- Thursday, June 19, 2008 at 15:26:30 (EDT)
Be sure to dig the ones around the mouth of the exposed sewer pipe!
extra gamey-like DUCK
- Thursday, June 19, 2008 at 14:27:13 (EDT)
hmm, what to do with another beautiful vacation day? OH RIGHT, go out on a whaler and dig some clams for me honey! so long suckers, I'm out with the QOC.
GR
- Thursday, June 19, 2008 at 14:11:49 (EDT)
Hmmm, Looks like the picture of the Rocket shirt on my flickr page is more popular than the pictures of my kids. Leeron
- Thursday, June 19, 2008 at 12:39:26 (EDT)
Um, hump a porsche? More like
- Thursday, June 19, 2008 at 10:16:06 (EDT)
No howabout HEY! BUY A PORSCHE!
USA - Thursday, June 19, 2008 at 09:55:53 (EDT)
Ummmm... Hello, Buy a porsche.
- Thursday, June 19, 2008 at 09:55:32 (EDT)
Porsche. It's a little too small to get laid IN it, but you get laid the minute you get out of it!
- Thursday, June 19, 2008 at 09:55:06 (EDT)
Leeron, shirts look great! I already have a FIDS shirt that has scrawled across the back in sharpie "I love cock". mj:(
- Thursday, June 19, 2008 at 00:03:58 (EDT)
I dont think we have anyone to sell shit on Friday, so Sunday will be the big selling day. We also have Neutral Nation shirts and some incredibly dumb FID's shirts.
Leeron
- Wednesday, June 18, 2008 at 22:28:25 (EDT)
We will take 2 of those shirts. Maybe at the daytime show? K0L
- Wednesday, June 18, 2008 at 20:47:35 (EDT)
Shirts are in!! Leeron
- Wednesday, June 18, 2008 at 18:02:16 (EDT)
Not the furry ones too!
don
- Wednesday, June 18, 2008 at 16:21:59 (EDT)
Too late don. When you were busy praying for death, your better half posted a whole bunch of compromising photos. TSneak
- Wednesday, June 18, 2008 at 15:40:16 (EDT)
Sure cheffy, I'll be there. Save me a barstool.
Drugsy
- Wednesday, June 18, 2008 at 15:06:33 (EDT)
I thought we had an unwritten rule that only photos of don's insides or things that emanate from don's insides were allowed. No photos of exterior don!
don
- Wednesday, June 18, 2008 at 11:47:01 (EDT)
KOL, why don't you just wear ANIMAL PRINT fabrics?
better yet
- Wednesday, June 18, 2008 at 11:03:36 (EDT)
Is THIS bike sweet...? mj:(
- Wednesday, June 18, 2008 at 10:57:22 (EDT)
uhhhhh... ok seinfeld
chong
- Wednesday, June 18, 2008 at 10:38:05 (EDT)
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, .|.<(+_+)>.|.
- Wednesday, June 18, 2008 at 10:31:56 (EDT)
dude, why not make the animal heads on peoples bodies in the style of cuban propaganda posters. that will totalle rule and be good art. Then you can get some bright red jeans and drink some coffee on the corner.
Huffy Harry
- Wednesday, June 18, 2008 at 10:30:38 (EDT)
Yeah but my art will be sooo rad...it will be like prinmts of animal heads on people's bodies. THIS HAS NOT BEEN DONE BEFORE, EVER. And just think how rich and full my beard would be! KOL
- Wednesday, June 18, 2008 at 10:21:44 (EDT)
I read that bike website. They seem pretty fond of themselves. KOL, if you buy a bike there you will become an instant providence hipster doofus and will therefore be forced to get a big anchor tattoo, wear loose fitting rags for clothing, do some art, and trade in all your t-rex cd's for lightning bolt and arcade fire ones.
Huffy Harry
- Wednesday, June 18, 2008 at 10:08:45 (EDT)
Nothing says reliable like an old porsche from Maine.
Leeron
- Wednesday, June 18, 2008 at 09:50:21 (EDT)
oh noes stop me before I go broke. KOL
- Wednesday, June 18, 2008 at 09:32:23 (EDT)
Well...I certainly can understand and appreciate their devotion to the bicycle as a way of life/their belief that cycling be more than (in their words) 'playthings for yuppies', and the community involvement level, especially recycle a bike. Where I or they lose the plot is this silly anarchy thing and the confrontational tone.
Having said that, I would love to have a nice road bike that was made right in providence RI and will consider buying a frame and fork from them in the future. KOL
- Wednesday, June 18, 2008 at 09:17:17 (EDT)
well I love weed
for the record
- Wednesday, June 18, 2008 at 02:01:17 (EDT)
for the recordi love things that mix long distance and cyclocross. always have, always will.
huffy harry
- Wednesday, June 18, 2008 at 01:48:43 (EDT)
Mrs Leerons bike is a a cross between a long distance touring bike and a cyclocross bike (which is sort of like off road racing on road mikes - very crazy). Anyhow it has a wheelbase that is somewhere between both and has all the braze-ons for racks and shit for doing long rides. I'm surprised you got that vibe from the Circle A website KOL - They are actually super nice guys. Brian Chapman (who built sarah's frame) used to fill in for my radio show on WRIU way back when. He is an amazing flatlands freestyle rider and did a crazy demo at my daughters pre-school today. The kids went apeshit. He really does some fucking amazing work. Sarah's bike is all steel lugged construction, which is why it looks old school to MJ. It would go well with her bloomers and pantaloons. Also, the serial number as engraved in the bottom is "YOUR MOM" which is always a good gag. "Man was I sweaty after riding your mom" etc etc etc... Leeronicus VonToofattoride
- Tuesday, June 17, 2008 at 22:55:31 (EDT)
this all reminds me of that movie american flyers. except not nearly as cool or hip. buy hey if ya got 3k to spend on a bike, ya must be doing something right i suppose. i spentz all my monies on sammy soza rookie cards and now im FLAT BROKE!
huffy Harry
- Tuesday, June 17, 2008 at 20:58:22 (EDT)
My favorite bike is one with no seat, and a really long seat post. any shows shows comming?
uni
- Tuesday, June 17, 2008 at 20:57:30 (EDT)
My favorite bike is one with no seat, and a really long seat post. P.S. any shows shows comming?
uni
- Tuesday, June 17, 2008 at 20:57:18 (EDT)
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- Tuesday, June 17, 2008 at 19:56:27 (EDT)
Question abou the particular style of bike that so intrigues Mrs. Leeron: Is it an old school ten speed thing like my Schwinn Super Le Tour? mj:(
- Tuesday, June 17, 2008 at 15:22:42 (EDT)
- Tuesday, June 17, 2008 at 04:54:03 (EDT) =FUNNY
mj:(
- Tuesday, June 17, 2008 at 15:21:00 (EDT)
Yo, Drugsy...Are you going to be able to make it out this weekend? chef
- Tuesday, June 17, 2008 at 13:14:47 (EDT)
I'm currently being entertained by 3 turtles and a Rhodesian Ridgeback. don
- Tuesday, June 17, 2008 at 12:15:09 (EDT)
PS Don is there anything we can do for you? Ice? Drugs? Entertainment? K0L
- Tuesday, June 17, 2008 at 11:11:00 (EDT)
Leeron...I checked out that Circle A site and those guys make some really nice bikes but come across as total dickheads. A notable, tragically short-sighted, and juvenile trend amongst independent providence areas businesses catering to the fixie/veggie burrito crowd. Kololololol
- Tuesday, June 17, 2008 at 10:45:21 (EDT)
And congrats to you don, for passing what seems to be a HO scale replica of Supermans fortress of solitude. I bet if you had tugged the right nut a hologram of marlon brando would appear and tell you "if you shake it more than twice you're playing with it"
Chong Lee
- Tuesday, June 17, 2008 at 04:54:03 (EDT)
I had a manual from a tranny once. Cost me $250.
Eddie Murphy
- Monday, June 16, 2008 at 18:30:22 (EDT)
ARMY WIVES SUCKS! AS DOES ALL THAT LIFETIME DRIVEL!
- Monday, June 16, 2008 at 16:38:22 (EDT)
oh, I almost forgot to congratulate the FIDS for getting that song on the "Army Wives" soundtrack.
don
- Monday, June 16, 2008 at 15:59:03 (EDT)
You haven't lived until you've hauled a 1952 Raleigh out of the dumpster at Westport Bikes
mj:(
- Monday, June 16, 2008 at 15:22:20 (EDT)
Sick bike leeron, wanna go for a ride? KOL
- Monday, June 16, 2008 at 14:53:51 (EDT)
We Got Bikes! If Sarah didn't spend so much money on Bikes we'd be living like Will Smith. Custom lugged frames dont come cheap. Leeron
- Monday, June 16, 2008 at 14:34:39 (EDT)
Hey who needs a diamond when you can have a rough cut kidney stone MADE BY YOU scraping the fuck out of your ureter ouch
- Monday, June 16, 2008 at 14:00:09 (EDT)
I'm sorry to hear about the hippy's back. Is this motrin 800 pain, vicodin pain, or oxycodine pain? don
- Monday, June 16, 2008 at 12:21:18 (EDT)
thanks for reminding me about the jizz towels. fuck. i had completely erased that from my memory banks.
i think i have post partem disorder for my sweet little stone
- Monday, June 16, 2008 at 12:13:18 (EDT)
Poor don. First the jizz towels and now THIS. TSneak
- Monday, June 16, 2008 at 11:43:04 (EDT)
Why don't you green up and get the family on some damn bikes
critical ASS
- Monday, June 16, 2008 at 11:16:36 (EDT)
you didnt find a NEW car that does all 3 of those things.
old car guy
- Monday, June 16, 2008 at 11:14:27 (EDT)
My 14 year old BMW is rapidly approaching 250,000 miles on the clock. Runs great, looks like poop. Who cares. KOL
- Monday, June 16, 2008 at 11:05:58 (EDT)
And old cars are cool, but try to find a used car that seats 6, has a manual tranny, and gets 30mpg.
still me
- Monday, June 16, 2008 at 09:52:16 (EDT)
Xb's keep their value to a bizzare degree. For almoat a year used ones where going for more than we paid new. very strange. My mazda that I bought at the same time has the same tradein value now despite costing 1/3rd more.
Leeron
- Monday, June 16, 2008 at 09:50:50 (EDT)
WHAT? I would totally pay 13K for a car that cost 16k brand new and has some dings and scratches, and minor damage to both bumper covers.
JOhnny the retarded car-buyer
- Monday, June 16, 2008 at 09:44:41 (EDT)
ha ha you baought a new car. waht a dick
old car guy
- Monday, June 16, 2008 at 09:42:42 (EDT)
$8500 is the Kbb trade in value on it. Retail seems to be around $12-13k. It has some dings and scratches, and minor damage to both bumper covers. Nothing that you notince from 10ft away. It also has a cracked windshield, but that will be replaced before we sell it. Its a great car and gets 35+ mpg. It also has 2 new tires. New Family Truckster should be arriving later this week. After that I'm a put the Xb up on Ebay or some shit. Leeron
- Monday, June 16, 2008 at 09:37:52 (EDT)
PAPA please come help me with teh INTERNETS. By accident I linked back to teh LURK!
cheffy
- Sunday, June 15, 2008 at 18:41:41 (EDT)
rarefiable mimetene jillet cirriped febrifacient jock besiegement silk Carter Subaru http://www.ortmemphis.com/ Stoney Harrell
- Sunday, June 15, 2008 at 18:35:50 (EDT)
as owner of '05 xB w/ twice as many miles, $8500 = reasonable.
boris
- Sunday, June 15, 2008 at 13:49:59 (EDT)
okay Hippie...take your drugs and get better in a week...after a week of pain killers, you'll need to get your drink on. chef daddy
- Sunday, June 15, 2008 at 09:01:38 (EDT)
Hippie, that is very wrong. I'm sorry. Wicked bad news. Sad for you to live in pain and sad that we won't be tormenting you and hott bride as you try and "get some" on our yurt's couch mj:(
- Saturday, June 14, 2008 at 19:24:12 (EDT)
The hippie's fucked up his back something fierce (again) I had three fucking surgeries already....I'm so pissed...I fear I may be stuck eating pain killers and drooling on myself instead of seeing the punk rock show...FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKIN FUCK. The Hippie from Mississippi
- Friday, June 13, 2008 at 22:57:37 (EDT)
Gotta love "P"
GIVE ME FUCKING KOBE!
- Friday, June 13, 2008 at 19:20:20 (EDT)
Chef - We should probably try shooting interview shit on that saturday in a couple different locations - Maybe the scurvy could be one?
Leeron
- Friday, June 13, 2008 at 12:16:22 (EDT)
“I want Kobe,” he told Doc Rivers. “Give me Kobe.”
World B Free
- Friday, June 13, 2008 at 11:16:47 (EDT)
Are the hippie and Mr. Flag going to both shows? The Nation (at least the drinking members of Nation) would love to rendezvous at the Scurvey at some point that weekend.
chef daddy
- Friday, June 13, 2008 at 10:00:37 (EDT)
Would the Hat Shack be an acceptable venue to bring a Sluggo and a Hippie from Mississippie to?
lining up houseguest activities
- Friday, June 13, 2008 at 09:50:42 (EDT)
Oh, yeah, that was me this morning. Boss was in NY at HQ.
ed
- Thursday, June 12, 2008 at 19:35:26 (EDT)
Scurvy Dog is quite scurvy indeed. So where WERE all you losers last night? ed
- Thursday, June 12, 2008 at 19:34:32 (EDT)
Don, Pay me in cash and I will cut the back off for you. After payment of course. Also - It has power windows, but I can install lead weighted 6 over 6's if you need them.
Leeron
- Thursday, June 12, 2008 at 16:46:50 (EDT)
Why yes, they do! Bought me some rope today to replace those. I do believe this will be a whole summer project. Then of course, the storms will have to be replaced. They are awful.
GR
- Thursday, June 12, 2008 at 16:42:56 (EDT)
Do your windows have the rope and weights system, GR, do they?
sigh...
- Thursday, June 12, 2008 at 16:22:08 (EDT)
You should have seen the deep profile on my muntins. Beautiful. ps
- Thursday, June 12, 2008 at 16:19:32 (EDT)
Can I cut the back off and turn it into a pickup? My $1 chevy S10 is on it's last prosthetic leg.
don
- Thursday, June 12, 2008 at 16:19:31 (EDT)
Only 5 panes (out of six in the top sash) broken! Only 1 broken in bottom (one was already gone). Five more windows to destroy.
GR
- Thursday, June 12, 2008 at 16:14:13 (EDT)
Anyone want to buy a Scion Xb cheap? Its a 2005 with 36k miles - $8500 Leeron
- Thursday, June 12, 2008 at 15:17:09 (EDT)
I reglazed and repainted 14 six over ones a few years back. And then I got Pella clad ones. I really miss my old wooden sshes with the pocket weights something fierce. They were beautiful. You know that ad where the guy loves his windows? That was me. You're doing the right thing GR. If I had to do it all over again I would have just gotten really good aluminum combination storm windows and kept my original vintage windows. In fact, I cry almost each thinking about them.
mj:(
- Thursday, June 12, 2008 at 15:13:41 (EDT)
You know, six over six windows are not that much fun to refinish. GR
- Thursday, June 12, 2008 at 13:27:52 (EDT)
Get her to Brown Sports Camp asap!
better yet
- Thursday, June 12, 2008 at 12:02:53 (EDT)
No she's not punk rock. She listens to WuTang.
Leeron
- Thursday, June 12, 2008 at 11:42:42 (EDT)
She's not, but the other day I heard her say she would leave her boyfriend for any older man who could present a 3 hour Sex Pistols retrospective radio program. Leeron
- Thursday, June 12, 2008 at 11:31:29 (EDT)
I know for a fact that that was not "Ed"
ed don't lurk midday
- Thursday, June 12, 2008 at 11:27:05 (EDT)
Is she single?
ed
- Thursday, June 12, 2008 at 11:25:37 (EDT)
She's beautiful and is well aware of that fact. Leeron
- Thursday, June 12, 2008 at 11:22:21 (EDT)
That, below, is simply not right.
nor is "vic"
- Thursday, June 12, 2008 at 11:20:34 (EDT)
Is new fake teenage daughter HOTT?
"Vic"
- Thursday, June 12, 2008 at 11:18:18 (EDT)
I would a come if you had a Circus Peanut Canape and if you had a "leave-your-kidney-stone-by-the-door-bucket" for Don :( mj:(
- Thursday, June 12, 2008 at 11:16:57 (EDT)
you should give new fake daughters boyfriend tips on how to get laid more often! that would be great!
- Thursday, June 12, 2008 at 10:35:05 (EDT)
"my dad jellied the paint truck" dude, thats not cool. never jelly the paint truck.
- Thursday, June 12, 2008 at 10:23:58 (EDT)
I'd like to thank all the lurkers who came to our grand opening last night. Lester
- Thursday, June 12, 2008 at 10:23:22 (EDT)
SURFACE PARKING FTW!!!!!
Paveolino
- Thursday, June 12, 2008 at 10:06:38 (EDT)
Uhm, long story short, teenage daughter of some friends who is having a lot of issues at home now lives with us for the forseeable future. So I have gone from parenting a 4 and 7 year old to parenting a 15 year old which is a whole different ball of wax. Leeron
- Thursday, June 12, 2008 at 10:03:05 (EDT)
"My new fake teenage daughter " this statement scares me
discuss
- Thursday, June 12, 2008 at 09:59:15 (EDT)
Wow, those Ivy Leaguers are right on top of things. That's why they're at Brown.
ed
- Thursday, June 12, 2008 at 09:17:40 (EDT)
i herd your ass has dedicated parking
i can haz monsula?
- Thursday, June 12, 2008 at 08:45:43 (EDT)
SPRAWL RULES! ps
- Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 23:33:02 (EDT)
WELL I HEARD THAT DON HAS TO PISS IN A SIEVE!!!!!
mj:(
- Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 23:12:59 (EDT)
well I heard on BRU that the guy from PIL used to be in the SEX PISTOLS!
chong
- Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 20:42:43 (EDT)
I heard on WRBU that there is some bands playing soon and a movie or something
McCockin
- Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 20:11:35 (EDT)
This is true. I am a huge proponent of sprawl. If it were up to me, each cash register at Walmart would be in its own seperate building with dedicated parking.
Leeron
- Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 18:52:33 (EDT)
liam's idea of cool = wal-mart on a wed afternoon.
liam sprawltray
- Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 17:55:08 (EDT)
Dude are you guys going to have a sign? I hate it when places are too cool for a goddamn sign. It seems to be all the rage in the west end lately. Also: My new fake teenage daughter who hangs out with ruffians says that the "Pablo" who tagged the place is a white kid with curly red hair.
Leeron
- Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 16:27:34 (EDT)
Can I be the first drunk to pass out on floor in puddle of own vomit? ed
- Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 15:10:26 (EDT)
Do you have International Male Ale on tap? The Sneak
- Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 13:19:11 (EDT)
Friday...Sunny. Highs in the upper 70s. Southwest winds around 5 mph...increasing to around 10 mph in the afternoon. Wind chill values as low as 50 below in the morning.
this week's forecast
- Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 12:36:03 (EDT)
Lester, do you have to have hair on your balls to attend?
don
- Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 12:10:51 (EDT)
First draft at 7:00 tonight. Lester
- Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 11:58:38 (EDT)
This is no pizza! GR
- Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 09:47:00 (EDT)
And how is the ac?
GR
- Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 09:21:05 (EDT)
What time is first draught tonight? ed
- Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 08:25:05 (EDT)
I like'm hairy
Derek Ureter
- Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 16:39:25 (EDT)
oubes are for sissies!
got me a Brazilian
- Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 13:39:57 (EDT)
That stone ain't in myeter, it's in ureter!
OUCH
- Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 13:26:26 (EDT)
how come you got no oubes?
jimmy from newport
- Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 13:00:01 (EDT)
Hey how come that kidney stone looks like the spaceship in Star Wars?
a little bit?
- Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 12:53:36 (EDT)
That's more like it. Okay so new pain index = "On the scale of 1 to kidney stone" with 1 being the least
- Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 12:50:08 (EDT)
New band name
Barren Maiden and the Kidney Stone
- Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 12:48:28 (EDT)
New band name
Berren Maiden and the Kidney Stone
- Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 12:48:14 (EDT)
Texas Butt Fetish TSneak
- Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 12:35:43 (EDT)
TSneak
- Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 11:35:00 (EDT)
Kidney Stones
I haz them
- Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 11:24:16 (EDT)
that dudes balls hang lower than his dick. WTF? nice dick, Mr. long-in-the-balls.
- Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 11:14:29 (EDT)
The above medical illustration is causing sympathy pain in my tubes. The Sneak
- Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 10:44:19 (EDT)
Yeah well I have no babysitter for that show yet so Not so sure If i can make it either.
Chong From Rumford
- Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 09:18:21 (EDT)
Frenzy of Tongs and The FID's!!! Can I get on the guest list? chef daddy
- Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 09:13:00 (EDT)
what ta tha fuck
- Monday, June 09, 2008 at 22:00:42 (EDT)
Hi, it's hot.
BObvious
- Monday, June 09, 2008 at 12:19:35 (EDT)
sweet
- Sunday, June 08, 2008 at 15:12:07 (EDT)
The Hat Shack/Lester's Lounge/Jami's Joint will be open on Wednesday. Come down and drink heavily. Lester
- Sunday, June 08, 2008 at 11:18:31 (EDT)
Aww them so cute they don't need teeth!!!
look at them!!
- Friday, June 06, 2008 at 16:41:27 (EDT)
Which of these rotten teeth are gone?
GR
- Friday, June 06, 2008 at 15:45:03 (EDT)
Poor Border C's. No teeth? Wish I weren't on a Mac with a non-pc friendly browser so I could watch that B2 video
I never see anything
- Friday, June 06, 2008 at 15:26:58 (EDT)
Your tax dollars on fire. GR
- Friday, June 06, 2008 at 14:41:24 (EDT)
I already have one elderly dog who just lost 2 of his already non-existent teeth at the doggy dentist. Just wait till he gets home. He's gonna be pissed at KOL!
WOOF
- Friday, June 06, 2008 at 14:34:12 (EDT)
This dog is turbo sweet. Been there a long time. Sits and gives you a paw through her cage at the Potter league. Very obedient. Just needs to be the only pet. Athena
- Friday, June 06, 2008 at 12:47:03 (EDT)
So anyone up for meeting under the Cerrone Gorilla again this year?
Kayakers probably not viable
- Friday, June 06, 2008 at 12:18:28 (EDT)
CHEF, YOU HAVE THE PHOTO??? You know the one of which I speak, NO? Isn't it remarkable? I haven't seen it in 20 years but I remember it like yesterday. Scan and send a jpg to dante. he will post it. Pay no attention to the children on this website. They were concieved by the glow of a Vic20
mj:(
- Friday, June 06, 2008 at 12:16:26 (EDT)
HOW DO I POST PICS ON THIS WEBSIGHT?
GRAMMA PAJAMMA
- Friday, June 06, 2008 at 12:00:55 (EDT)
Kololololol
- Friday, June 06, 2008 at 11:54:50 (EDT)
chef, why dont you ask "how do I post pictures?" more often? I love that one. what, are you someones GRANDMOTHER? MY INTERNET IS BROKEN PAPA! WHERE DI MY KITTY PICTURE GO? OH PAPA FIX MY INTERNET!
- Friday, June 06, 2008 at 11:49:36 (EDT)
I think I have the same Minehan photo...how do I post it?
chef daddy
- Friday, June 06, 2008 at 11:44:41 (EDT)
I like the logo for "Those who tried to rock"
especially like the glued on fire
- Friday, June 06, 2008 at 11:06:11 (EDT)
dj elyse has the absolute funniest/weirdest/craziest stage picture of David Minehan I have ever seen. I mean, it's remarkable. It was before PS. Not many people have ever seen it. oh god how I wish she would scan it and post.
mj:(
- Friday, June 06, 2008 at 11:05:15 (EDT)
My first real date evah! I heart the Neighborhoods! ME
- Thursday, June 05, 2008 at 23:43:39 (EDT)
So, y isn't Boss Fuel on the bill? Hmmmm? Too late in the rock cannon? Theo needs a rock bill so sez I. AND, I will be wearing teh BOSS FUEL t-shirt. Spot me, muthafuckahs!
boss fuel tshirt wearer
- Thursday, June 05, 2008 at 23:35:05 (EDT)
For those who tried to rock!!! GR
- Thursday, June 05, 2008 at 21:42:39 (EDT)
Barren Maiden should be the name of your new post Sizz musical venture TSneak
- Thursday, June 05, 2008 at 16:09:16 (EDT)
Should I get me a cute pug or a cute chong jr jr? Is jr jr going to the freaking AIRSHOW? mj:(
- Thursday, June 05, 2008 at 14:41:01 (EDT)
what?
- Thursday, June 05, 2008 at 12:13:02 (EDT)
looky chong jr. jr! even up him nose all cleaned up!
- Thursday, June 05, 2008 at 10:41:47 (EDT)
I lernd my dad watches too much teevees insted of rasing me up good.
Chong jr jr
- Thursday, June 05, 2008 at 09:17:21 (EDT)
I learned that if you are paul newman, a wet washcloth over your mouth will protect you from flame. If you are robert vaughn, no matter how many wet towels wrapped around you you have you will still burst in flames almost immediately.
- Thursday, June 05, 2008 at 07:52:24 (EDT)
wow. boris neumier DID make a funny. Of the yellow and brown variety to boot!
mj:(
- Wednesday, June 04, 2008 at 17:44:25 (EDT)
pearls before swine. except don. that's more like pearls before *blank*
boris newhart
- Wednesday, June 04, 2008 at 15:32:49 (EDT)
boris actually made a funny.
not that I ever have
- Wednesday, June 04, 2008 at 15:12:37 (EDT)
If there's a horse named Yellow in the Belmont, some dood could be screaming, on national TV...."Yellow in front, Big Brown in back!!"
boris neumeier
- Wednesday, June 04, 2008 at 15:08:23 (EDT)
No but that sounds like fun. I'll probably ride my bike.
where are you departing from and parking?
- Wednesday, June 04, 2008 at 12:28:30 (EDT)
Hey do you guys have kayaks? KOL
- Wednesday, June 04, 2008 at 08:29:23 (EDT)
WHAT ABOUT THE TWO SWEETASS BASSETT HOUND SISTERS???!!!
RUB MY BELLY!!!!!
- Tuesday, June 03, 2008 at 23:52:55 (EDT)
They did have an awesome red cattle dog puppy named Bliss.
and her sister too.
- Tuesday, June 03, 2008 at 18:06:25 (EDT)
Chumley already adopted mj:(
- Tuesday, June 03, 2008 at 17:51:39 (EDT)
There is nothing more punk than my navy blue necktie with little red alligators. The Sneak
- Tuesday, June 03, 2008 at 15:37:27 (EDT)
GAY!
GAY!
- Tuesday, June 03, 2008 at 13:45:15 (EDT)
Old Navy in Rumford opens today!! chong
- Tuesday, June 03, 2008 at 13:21:36 (EDT)
J Crew in Newport opens today. The Sneak
- Tuesday, June 03, 2008 at 13:01:17 (EDT)
I have one word for you: Ian Howard. that is all
- Tuesday, June 03, 2008 at 12:05:10 (EDT)
That'll Learn Ya SCARED ME
hardcore PUNX
- Tuesday, June 03, 2008 at 11:57:59 (EDT)
yep.
Boris
- Tuesday, June 03, 2008 at 00:40:41 (EDT)
I heard another rumor that all the guys in the band were total potheads
meaning they like pot
- Monday, June 02, 2008 at 23:57:24 (EDT)
yep.
boris
- Monday, June 02, 2008 at 23:42:13 (EDT)
I heard a rumor that one of the guys in Neutral Nation is a like TOTAL pot head.
Popular Local Columnist "Slice"
- Monday, June 02, 2008 at 19:58:27 (EDT)
yep.
boris
- Monday, June 02, 2008 at 15:50:54 (EDT)
I did...and I happened to love That'll Learn Ya, as well as most other local bands of the time. It was a great time to make music in RI.
chef daddy
- Monday, June 02, 2008 at 14:48:13 (EDT)
OK, who wrote this copy? Since when was That'll Learn Ya a *great* local band? Steve Lepper asked Dave Chabot to start a punk rock band with him. Dexter Yarworth and Johnny Cote jumped on board and Neutral Nation was born. Early shows had NN opening for bands like GG Allin, The Minutemen, Exploited, UK Subs and Flipper at the The Living Room. Steve (currently rockin’ with BIG World) moved on to other projects in 1984 and was replaced by the mighty mighty Tom T-Buck Buckland. The music solidified and the Nation released “Invasion of the Sumo Wrestler” EP, the classic album “It’s a Bash” and the ripping punk rock tape “More”. Even more great shows happened, including opening for The Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Ramones, Jane’s Addiction and a plethora of other great bands. The Providence music scene was thriving. NN was so thrilled to be a part of it. Neutral Nation played with a ton of great local bands like Rash of Stabbings, That’ll Learn Ya, Tipper Gore, Boneyard and so many more great, great bands. Johnny (currently making great music with The Superchief Trio and The Stumbleweeds) moved on in 1990 and was replaced with drum superstar Stumpy. The Nation continued headlining shows and opening for incredible bands like The Bad Brains, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Dead Milkmen and Murphy’s Law. The band had two more releases with the EP “Don’t Get Hurt” and the nearly live “Funky Dung” tape. Neutral Nation slowed down from its steady gig schedule in 1993, but twenty five years later, Dex, Dave, T-Buck and Stumpy are still rockin’ hard. They released a two disc CD Compilation in 2004, simply titled “Neutral Nation”. Neutral Nation doesn’t play often, but when they do, it’s an event.
GR
- Monday, June 02, 2008 at 13:03:50 (EDT)
I HOPE YOUR HEAD FALLS OFF! GR
- Monday, June 02, 2008 at 11:14:49 (EDT)
Nice day, or
what?
- Monday, June 02, 2008 at 11:00:43 (EDT)
this is for gail, i adore you woman you´re awsome vanesa
- Saturday, May 31, 2008 at 20:27:52 (EDT)
Will the REAL man in the red or orange jumpsuit please stand up.
Churck Borris
- Saturday, May 31, 2008 at 00:24:03 (EDT)
Someone just got to play with an australian shepherd named Foxy for a bit. KOL
- Friday, May 30, 2008 at 15:32:02 (EDT)
Look! Humans with animal heads. Or just cat heads. But, CAT HEADS! wooooooooooooo
- Friday, May 30, 2008 at 15:13:10 (EDT)
OK, thanks. Now I have a mixture of nu zu revu and robot roll call in my head. Cambot, Gypsy, Tom Servo, Crooooowww!
GR
- Friday, May 30, 2008 at 11:31:18 (EDT)
Where only rainbows hiiiiiiiide.... KOL
- Friday, May 30, 2008 at 11:17:21 (EDT)
I never knew this happens Chong Lee
- Friday, May 30, 2008 at 09:48:48 (EDT)
That was not me at 11:12:12 Just another face in a red jumpsuit
- Friday, May 30, 2008 at 07:07:40 (EDT)
That was not me at 19:40
Ed
- Friday, May 30, 2008 at 00:16:55 (EDT)
I get the feeling there's been a lot of impostering on this here lurk
is it or is it not really me?
- Thursday, May 29, 2008 at 23:39:28 (EDT)
That was not me at 10:54 ed
- Thursday, May 29, 2008 at 19:40:02 (EDT)
Favorite activity: Counting how many times the guy wth the brown shirt appears in the Extra Mart ad.
someimes he's perusing he Deli Joe and sometimes he's looking at the candy
- Thursday, May 29, 2008 at 16:32:50 (EDT)
still working on the Hess 'stop at the green' them. The Sneak
- Thursday, May 29, 2008 at 15:44:02 (EDT)
Only if you can help me first. Can you teach me the lead from the Extra Mart theme? mj:(
- Thursday, May 29, 2008 at 15:42:12 (EDT)
Did you misspell videos on purpose?
did you
- Thursday, May 29, 2008 at 14:37:01 (EDT)
Can MJ help? Or Ed? The Sneak
- Thursday, May 29, 2008 at 14:34:19 (EDT)
Newsflash! ORIGINAL MECHANICAL ON ROCKET LOGO JUST FOUND! mj:(
- Thursday, May 29, 2008 at 11:59:09 (EDT)
Tin Man just got wood.
OMFWTFPWN3D!!!!
- Thursday, May 29, 2008 at 11:33:57 (EDT)
I prefer aluminium.
Tin Man
- Thursday, May 29, 2008 at 11:25:36 (EDT)
Try vinyl siding next time. Betty McShingletitties.
Just another face in a red jumpsuit
- Thursday, May 29, 2008 at 11:12:12 (EDT)
Have you ever seen shingles, ed?
not pretty
- Thursday, May 29, 2008 at 10:55:47 (EDT)
Can i check it out too? or is it like pics of your knockers?
ed
- Thursday, May 29, 2008 at 10:54:42 (EDT)
Check this out, KOL. GR
- Thursday, May 29, 2008 at 10:13:44 (EDT)
Hi, I'm Bill. Can my band BILL play with you guys sometime? Bill
- Thursday, May 29, 2008 at 09:20:34 (EDT)
Nothing says Living like the last twitching movements of a fawn as it lays dying in my arms.
Just another face in a red jumpsuit
- Thursday, May 29, 2008 at 03:48:21 (EDT)
Yeah, what about my b/f JT, eh? And you don't see him shooting deer like stoopid God Squadin' Timlin, do ya?
you know who
- Wednesday, May 28, 2008 at 22:15:30 (EDT)
Now this is a tattoo:
GR
- Wednesday, May 28, 2008 at 12:49:45 (EDT)
just sayin' FUCK YOU TIMLIN that is.
boris
- Wednesday, May 28, 2008 at 12:24:55 (EDT)
JT = scoreless eighth. just sayin'.
boris
- Wednesday, May 28, 2008 at 12:24:36 (EDT)
1987, overheard in 7th grade health class... "I AM MIKE DUPREE, I KICK ASS AND LICK PUSSY" Just another face in a red jumpsuit
- Wednesday, May 28, 2008 at 06:14:34 (EDT)
my plate wil say 75675 in ALL CAPPS!!!!
Just another face in a red jumpsuit
- Wednesday, May 28, 2008 at 04:10:56 (EDT)
What does LOL WUT stand for?
COTI
- Tuesday, May 27, 2008 at 23:20:32 (EDT)
ed has job?
and co-workers?
- Tuesday, May 27, 2008 at 21:21:01 (EDT)
The douchebag who sits at the desk next to me at work has a black Pontiac Firebird (official douchemobile) with New York (official state of douche) license plates that read "HA HA I WIN". What a tool.
ed ;(
- Tuesday, May 27, 2008 at 20:00:10 (EDT)
Mine will read NOT Z just in case anyone has me confused with someone whose named begins with the letter Z. Kololololol
- Tuesday, May 27, 2008 at 15:04:21 (EDT)
Not only is it bad, but it's misspelled! LOL WUT? I just assumed he was a very tenacious little guy whose bite is worse than his bark.
GR
- Tuesday, May 27, 2008 at 14:53:18 (EDT)
That's the worst vanity plate ever.
altho there IS a hhummer in town who's plate says HUMMR
- Tuesday, May 27, 2008 at 14:30:59 (EDT)
Bars are for escaping the children what keep you barred up at home.
Just another face in a red jumpsuit
- Tuesday, May 27, 2008 at 14:30:50 (EDT)
My vanity plate will say LOL WUT The Sneak
- Tuesday, May 27, 2008 at 14:29:16 (EDT)
PITBUL's cool but it's no OSPREY
speaking of vanity plates, does having a VERY low number (I mean 2 digits) age me...?
- Tuesday, May 27, 2008 at 14:08:53 (EDT)
So, what would you think of a guy with a black amurikan sports -like car with FLA plates what read PITBUL?
I got a good chuckle out of it
- Tuesday, May 27, 2008 at 13:43:12 (EDT)
INSTALL A TYPHOID BALL PIT!
mj:(
- Tuesday, May 27, 2008 at 13:34:04 (EDT)
Is this place gonna have a ball pit? The kids would love a ball pit.
Leeron
- Tuesday, May 27, 2008 at 12:49:40 (EDT)
I can't wait to have a delicious vegan shirley temple. Can my kids hang out since I'm a rock and roll dad? Liam
- Tuesday, May 27, 2008 at 11:40:28 (EDT)
No wait, someone painted a bar BLACK?
UN heard of
- Tuesday, May 27, 2008 at 10:47:15 (EDT)
For the right price they will sell you fuzzy dice...errr. naval. Lester, sleaze, and Hat! They know what I'm after.
Just another face in a red jumpsuit
- Tuesday, May 27, 2008 at 10:15:51 (EDT)
Hat Shack painted black and odd shade of purple/grey this weekend.
Hat Shack Enthusiest
- Tuesday, May 27, 2008 at 10:01:11 (EDT)
Bowling for pockmarks Yo Yo
- Monday, May 26, 2008 at 15:41:34 (EDT)
Speaking of red jumpsuit...anybody else attend the "Thrill show" at Seekonk Speedway last night? Let's just say the heavily hyped two monster trucks (Anger Management and some patriotic one who's tilte I forget) told the crowd after running over just one Chevette and a Vanagon that they couldn't put on the show they wanted due to the "high price of scrap". And then the tire blew on one and the other one dropped a tranny and then it took 98 minutes to tow both from the track before they could return to more racing. I shit you not. The "High price of scrap" actually curtailed a show.
- Monday, May 26, 2008 at 11:38:36 (EDT)
drunk @ 9am and on the lurk? PHAIL!
Just another guy in a red jumpsuit
- Monday, May 26, 2008 at 09:51:38 (EDT)
Lester - Please make sure you have plenty of Dos Eqqis Special Lager on hand. Or Stella Artois. Either will do. ed
- Monday, May 26, 2008 at 08:58:13 (EDT)
Hat Shack opening on June 6th. Hopefully. Lester
- Sunday, May 25, 2008 at 20:44:22 (EDT)
I saw hair combed forward in the Pier yesterday. All dressed up and whatnot. Film at 11.
GR
- Sunday, May 25, 2008 at 11:48:18 (EDT)
sweet home depot moulding!
sets it apart from other bars!
- Sunday, May 25, 2008 at 10:02:46 (EDT)
I have never been fatter just wanted to share
- Sunday, May 25, 2008 at 00:52:09 (EDT)
Whens the Hat Shack opening? I dont seen some painting action goin on in there the other night and I noticed that the sweet homedepot moulding painted gold facade was almost complete.
Bonerjamz'03
- Saturday, May 24, 2008 at 22:17:32 (EDT)
Oh, man. He woulda had a field day with that thar suitcase! Landing the plane, loading the plane, flying the plane...whatever! Luckily he doesn't carry around those ids anymore (or the lights).
GR
- Friday, May 23, 2008 at 14:54:42 (EDT)
You guys gonna play a show or what?
Extraneous Anus
- Friday, May 23, 2008 at 14:08:55 (EDT)
Don't show this to Timmy Timmy Cupcakes. Talk about a lost week
- Friday, May 23, 2008 at 13:08:23 (EDT)
I'm almost wondering if I shouldn't file this week under total loss either. I did plant second batch of snap peas tho. mj:(
- Friday, May 23, 2008 at 12:09:24 (EDT)
Price Check: Shower curtain rod. $200
- Friday, May 23, 2008 at 11:39:41 (EDT)
yes?
- Friday, May 23, 2008 at 11:37:40 (EDT)
Dude, I heard Total Loss is playing a reunion all ages hardcore show at The Skate Hut this weekend. Siiiiiick! this week is different because...?
- Friday, May 23, 2008 at 11:35:20 (EDT)
Hi does anyone want to JAM? I have a wailing axe....
The Sneak
- Friday, May 23, 2008 at 11:30:47 (EDT)
file this week under : total loss.
chong
- Friday, May 23, 2008 at 11:13:10 (EDT)
Are underpants Under the Butt Nut Huts?
Fingerhut
- Friday, May 23, 2008 at 01:09:02 (EDT)
jesus kol, I hope you're wearing a dance belt at least.
mj:(
- Thursday, May 22, 2008 at 13:22:07 (EDT)
I lost 'em. Now what? KOL
- Thursday, May 22, 2008 at 13:07:38 (EDT)
Seems some incriminating photos of a young chong jr. jr made it into my inbox mj:(
- Thursday, May 22, 2008 at 12:36:05 (EDT)
Lose the underpants and you just might have something with Harshmellow.
mj:(
- Thursday, May 22, 2008 at 12:31:28 (EDT)
When I first moved out I embraced my independence by eating 2 boxes of Lucky Charms for breakfast, lunch and dinner. The net result was kelly green shits. don
- Thursday, May 22, 2008 at 11:44:49 (EDT)
I'm wearing my green acid washed jeans every day until the Celtics get eliminated from the playoffs
Finger Hut
- Thursday, May 22, 2008 at 10:43:49 (EDT)
Manc v Chelski was a good way to spend afternoon. only match all year in HD and it looked great. I could almost taste J.T.'s tears of failure. Mannys all done if ronaldo goes elsewhere. Rooney spent the whole match passing the ball to opposing players. Drogba bitchslap pretty funny way to get sent off.
Chongo
- Thursday, May 22, 2008 at 09:29:58 (EDT)
Harshmellow will play. It's just KOL playing sub-sub-sub-sub black sabbath riffs in his underpants for about 10 minutes until he loses interest. KOL
- Thursday, May 22, 2008 at 08:19:59 (EDT)
Do you really still call it a STAGE? That is so elitist. It's a "communication platform". GOD!
you are such a rock star
- Wednesday, May 21, 2008 at 21:55:49 (EDT)
lampard ronaldo blowmebothofyou.
boris drogba
- Wednesday, May 21, 2008 at 16:12:45 (EDT)
Well then don't play the show at Club Hell instead.
how about
- Wednesday, May 21, 2008 at 11:03:44 (EDT)
The point is on your head. But if you comb your hair right
- Wednesday, May 21, 2008 at 09:49:33 (EDT)
Do you really call what you do on stage music?
HA!
- Wednesday, May 21, 2008 at 09:33:41 (EDT)
I'm pretty sure we wont actually play that show. I have no love for that kind of music anymore. Or any music really. I mean, whats the point?
Chong
- Wednesday, May 21, 2008 at 04:36:19 (EDT)
Hippie, my dixie cup is BROKE! I'm gettin' a new string for it and as soon as I do I'm a gonna call you. Make sure your end is taught. I will say 'Watson, come here I want to see you!"
- Wednesday, May 21, 2008 at 00:05:16 (EDT)
Hey Gail, why don't you change your phone message to "You've reached ***-***9ER.....GO FUCK YOURSELF. The Hippie from Mississippi
- Tuesday, May 20, 2008 at 22:57:07 (EDT)
ed, BROADCAST LIVE FROM THE SHOW!!!
Idea Man
- Tuesday, May 20, 2008 at 22:47:12 (EDT)
Hey Chef daddy, what time does Club Hell show start, and what time do you go on stage? I don't get off the air until 10 and don't get back into Providence until around 11.
ed
- Tuesday, May 20, 2008 at 19:02:21 (EDT)
sooooo siiiiickkkkk KOL
- Tuesday, May 20, 2008 at 14:54:41 (EDT)
oh and happy birthday Ken Olin!
pps
- Tuesday, May 20, 2008 at 13:19:55 (EDT)
i like flying penis
ps
- Tuesday, May 20, 2008 at 13:19:20 (EDT)
Hey CHONG! Why don yor crap band play on the gig the next night at club hell? MJ and Don don't do day shows in gross clubs in June when New England only gives you 364 days of crap weather. Chef, put 'em ON!! mj:(
- Tuesday, May 20, 2008 at 13:18:59 (EDT)
Hey HIPPIE! I thought I told you never to call my house! THE NERVE! Hey you and Slugoo should definitely be in Liam's Nation movie with an interview or two. What say ye, Chef? mj:(
- Tuesday, May 20, 2008 at 13:16:29 (EDT)
And now, something for Chong & MJ The Sneak
- Tuesday, May 20, 2008 at 11:09:25 (EDT)
Guess what? I'm '30 something' now. KOL
- Tuesday, May 20, 2008 at 08:58:19 (EDT)
Guess what? I'm '30 something' now. KOL
- Tuesday, May 20, 2008 at 08:56:58 (EDT)
The Hippie AND Sluggo!!!!!!! Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! chef daddy
- Tuesday, May 20, 2008 at 07:36:13 (EDT)
The hippie and Sluggo are planning to attend the Neutral Nation show at Club Hell...I have to practice my drinking, I'm way out of form. I plan to be pickling myself in 160 proof Austrian rum until the show.I hope this gives me an edge over Jack,who has remained pickled all these years...
The Hippie from Mississippi
- Monday, May 19, 2008 at 23:30:13 (EDT)
hey, i resemble one of those crappy bands.
chong
- Monday, May 19, 2008 at 19:49:44 (EDT)
play in front of really crappy bands...brilliant!
!
- Monday, May 19, 2008 at 18:19:32 (EDT)
Chef! At least they filmed you from your good side-you know, like Mariah Carey cannot EVER be filmed from her left side due to tooth chip mj:(
- Monday, May 19, 2008 at 14:08:54 (EDT)
I've been there twice for a mistaken ticket...I'm always respectful to the judge...its actually kind of fun to go to court..., but really, how'd I look, I got a movie shoot comin' up, dontcha know. chef daddy
- Monday, May 19, 2008 at 13:59:50 (EDT)
Why was cheffy on COURT? DETAILS PLEASE! Include FRAME GRABS!!!! ps
- Monday, May 19, 2008 at 13:39:05 (EDT)
they should show matt damon squatting on a can! which reminds me-fucking NEDS has an actual CAN with a wooden toilet seat ANTIQUE
- Monday, May 19, 2008 at 13:18:33 (EDT)
The Few. The Proud... The Latrines
- Monday, May 19, 2008 at 13:08:56 (EDT)
Liam will NEVER make a film half as good as this one. Monkey on goat on cup on tightrope! Chong
- Monday, May 19, 2008 at 10:12:23 (EDT)
oh wait sorry i thought lestre was leeron the filmaker... lestre hurry up and open your bar!
- Saturday, May 17, 2008 at 17:05:42 (EDT)
MORE IMPORTANTLY FOR LESTER HOW DID HE READ ON FILM?????
DOES HE HAVE IT?
- Saturday, May 17, 2008 at 14:41:04 (EDT)
FUCKING SHUT UP OH I SUPPOSE LIKE COURT IN PROVIDENCE ISN'T MY FAVORITE FUCKING SHOW I MUST SAY?!!!
HOW DID HE PLEAD? DID HE SEE THE BAILIFF???
- Saturday, May 17, 2008 at 14:38:57 (EDT)
I just saw Chef Daddy on "Caught in Providence". No shit. Lester
- Saturday, May 17, 2008 at 13:35:56 (EDT)
still don't know what SJP is and not sure i am wanna. so who decided to release JT? what in the name of lobster ravioli does anyone think semi-Colon and 38 Bitches will *contribute* this year? must admit...the Crew du Brew...for a while they blew. A pitcher or two? Back in bidness. Where have you gone Sal Bando?
boris
- Saturday, May 17, 2008 at 11:04:21 (EDT)
Jim Rome's ass is burning
what a tool
- Friday, May 16, 2008 at 19:01:31 (EDT)
something tells me Chariho Code Talker wasn't the SJP hater either...
I Smell OP Impersonation
- Friday, May 16, 2008 at 19:00:59 (EDT)
chong, when you gonna bring that lil' grease purse by the blob for a looksee?
after June 1st life begins
- Friday, May 16, 2008 at 18:53:54 (EDT)
Felton out blogs chong. Felton
- Friday, May 16, 2008 at 17:46:57 (EDT)
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT GETS ME WORKED UP!! LIFETIME NETWORK MOVIE "SHE DRIVES ME CRAZY"
m "jizz for shorts" j
- Friday, May 16, 2008 at 15:33:21 (EDT)
I don't mind telling you that art gets me a little worked up.
Baby Spice
- Friday, May 16, 2008 at 12:39:43 (EDT)
Is this art? And Chong, a little NSFW. GR
- Friday, May 16, 2008 at 12:00:31 (EDT)
kick her in the grease purse
- Friday, May 16, 2008 at 11:27:10 (EDT)
oh, I didn't like it, i loved it.
Chhong
- Friday, May 16, 2008 at 10:45:32 (EDT)
A message to the retarded graphic design girl: STOP HOLDING YOUR SNEEZES IN. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? NORMAL PEOPLE SNEEZE AND OR TAKE MEDICINE TO ALLEVIATE THESE ALLERGIES. YOU SOUND RIDICULOUS. AND YOU HAVE STUPID, EASILY PREDICTABLE AND PREVENTABLE PROBLEMS CAUSED BY DATING TOWNIE RETARDS. Sneak
- Friday, May 16, 2008 at 10:39:52 (EDT)
thanks mr nsfw chong
- Friday, May 16, 2008 at 10:27:35 (EDT)
Hey everybody come check out my new blog. Sneak
- Friday, May 16, 2008 at 10:04:37 (EDT)
how come "mike" uses "LOL" in his private emails, but not here on the lurk? Are we not good enough for a little LOL action?
- Friday, May 16, 2008 at 09:29:03 (EDT)
SJP? That's not in the code talker manual.
boris
- Friday, May 16, 2008 at 08:28:20 (EDT)
I have stopped worrying about wins and losses.
Just entertain me, bitches.
- Thursday, May 15, 2008 at 14:05:32 (EDT)
can comment on SJP genetic misalignment? THIS
- Thursday, May 15, 2008 at 13:40:58 (EDT)
Yes it softened the pain of leaving work early to watch MISTER INHERITED RUNNERS throw an eephus to payton. what a freakin lollipop that was.
boris
- Thursday, May 15, 2008 at 13:00:37 (EDT)
SJP's face is too long for a horse face. If it was as wide as it is long, we're talking hammerhead shark territory. Sorry. She's fugly. And can't act. Leaving....... zero.
boris
- Thursday, May 15, 2008 at 12:59:10 (EDT)
Hi. Anybody miss me? What about Manny, eh?
mj:(
- Thursday, May 15, 2008 at 12:46:41 (EDT)
somehow I don't think ed is ed
not for nothing
- Thursday, May 15, 2008 at 12:17:10 (EDT)
Bullshit. You'd jizz your pants if you got within 50 feet of sarah jessica parker. Les Sneak
- Thursday, May 15, 2008 at 09:58:51 (EDT)
Now this is a blog! COTI
- Thursday, May 15, 2008 at 09:55:09 (EDT)
Why? Why must you put down SJP to make yourself feel better? STOP CRYING ON THE INSIDE ED!
- Thursday, May 15, 2008 at 09:28:02 (EDT)
Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" ed
- Wednesday, May 14, 2008 at 19:25:44 (EDT)
THAT WAS SICK!!! FUCK YEAH WHO CARES IF THEY LOST!!!!
- Wednesday, May 14, 2008 at 19:15:29 (EDT)
yeah, i like hi-5ing dudes in the middle of a play too! Chong
- Wednesday, May 14, 2008 at 17:17:01 (EDT)
If I ever were to marry one human being it would surely be Manual Aristides Ramirez mj:(
- Wednesday, May 14, 2008 at 16:39:55 (EDT)
Exactly. LOL really = "crying on the inside" so I heretofore coin the internet phrase "COTI"
Emota Con
- Wednesday, May 14, 2008 at 16:38:41 (EDT)
lol chong
- Wednesday, May 14, 2008 at 15:44:01 (EDT)
Some people find it hard to be funny without putting other's down. I think it's a reflection of their own insecurities.
just my opinion
- Wednesday, May 14, 2008 at 14:18:26 (EDT)
no put downs this show. Im gonna be wikked nice. it is our LAST SHOW EVER ya know.
chong
- Wednesday, May 14, 2008 at 13:12:45 (EDT)
congenital birth defect = clean white t shirt?
just guessing
- Wednesday, May 14, 2008 at 13:07:10 (EDT)
Because hipsters are dirty...? oh by the way my 11 yr old nephew just got his Black Belt in Tang Su Do
- Wednesday, May 14, 2008 at 13:06:01 (EDT)
And one more: Why do hipsters suck at karate? They can't get past the white belt.
why not?
- Wednesday, May 14, 2008 at 12:02:58 (EDT)
Q. How many Ska kids does it take to change a light bulb? A. Three. One to drop it and two to pick-it-up, pick-it-up. skahoovie
- Wednesday, May 14, 2008 at 12:01:15 (EDT)
LIAR!!! Anywho: A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barber chair, eating a snack cake while her dad gets his hair cut. The barber says to her, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your Twinkie." She says, "Yes, I know, and I'm gonna get tits too."
Try the veal
- Wednesday, May 14, 2008 at 11:59:35 (EDT)
I was born with a congenital birth defect. The Sneak
- Wednesday, May 14, 2008 at 11:48:47 (EDT)
Bad boys get no happy birthdays
Not 40
- Wednesday, May 14, 2008 at 11:44:05 (EDT)
KOL, you won't be let in to Muddy n' Lester's on accounta your too good hygeine. Chef, sounds good! Only advice, drop the FIDS portion of the show. mj:(
- Wednesday, May 14, 2008 at 11:38:36 (EDT)
Hey lester n muddy when the bar open? KOL
- Wednesday, May 14, 2008 at 11:11:55 (EDT)
It's official, June 20th at Club Hell: Neutral Nation, Two Guys and Another Guy, For What It's Worth, The Bangovers (Dexter's nephew, first show ever!)...Sunday June 22nd, The Living Room (2:00 - 8:00 pm): Neutral Nation, The Agents, The FID's, Acetone, Furlong, Frenzy of Tongs...no back to the witty banter... chef daddy
- Wednesday, May 14, 2008 at 07:54:18 (EDT)
Little drunky chongo on a Tuesday night? Must be celebrating the Oriole's win. Or practicing with your group.
Les Tosterone
- Wednesday, May 14, 2008 at 00:20:01 (EDT)
yeah, but I gots a REAL TRAIN twice a day. providence worcester line bitches Little drunky chongo
- Tuesday, May 13, 2008 at 23:27:11 (EDT)
Just don't drop nuke on my best pal's house. She gots a freaking TRAIN for freak's sake
with multiple cars and engines. Ask Chong
- Tuesday, May 13, 2008 at 22:03:24 (EDT)
secret signal: One if by land; two if by pee.
boris
- Tuesday, May 13, 2008 at 19:04:42 (EDT)
i think given all the predicted street violence this summer we should amuse ourselves and combine 'blobbian and fosterite forces to invade some pussy town like EG. who's in. we can have all battles in EP and drop nukes. property values would skyrocket.
boris
- Tuesday, May 13, 2008 at 19:03:47 (EDT)
is it true that nn and hiv's are playing?
kurt loader
- Tuesday, May 13, 2008 at 18:15:53 (EDT)
what about me?
Burgstahler Kashi Good Friends
- Tuesday, May 13, 2008 at 18:03:27 (EDT)
it like never updates worst blog EVAH
- Tuesday, May 13, 2008 at 18:02:32 (EDT)
Tampons aren't #1... Unfortunately, I'll be here all week too
- Tuesday, May 13, 2008 at 17:31:28 (EDT)
Sweet shovel break!
GraveDigger
- Tuesday, May 13, 2008 at 17:30:14 (EDT)
How do you confuse an archaeologist? Give 'em a used tampon and ask which period it's from.
thanks, i'll be here all week
- Tuesday, May 13, 2008 at 15:54:10 (EDT)
Hey, look at my new vehicle!
GR
- Tuesday, May 13, 2008 at 15:45:01 (EDT)
Ha ha you go to the doctor. I just buy meds online. No more allergy suffering. The Sneak
- Tuesday, May 13, 2008 at 12:56:47 (EDT)
My dermatologist just prescribed for me Zitgrowmax®
I hope it works
- Tuesday, May 13, 2008 at 12:21:51 (EDT)
i miss all the boys of '03 ps
- Tuesday, May 13, 2008 at 11:59:32 (EDT)
Maybe my b/f Yoyo should be in the blank mj:(
- Monday, May 12, 2008 at 22:45:16 (EDT)
hot young prostitute ed
- Monday, May 12, 2008 at 18:38:17 (EDT)
Don't tell mj:( but YoYo just got designated for awesomeness.
I guess Manny was right about the Milwaukee sausage
- Monday, May 12, 2008 at 18:34:29 (EDT)
I wanna say ...........................................................................
you tube links
- Monday, May 12, 2008 at 18:22:11 (EDT)
I was going to say texting...
guess who
- Monday, May 12, 2008 at 16:30:24 (EDT)
Damn you cut and paste! How dare you find my mexican jumping beans using 20th century technology. You're supposed to guess!
GR
- Monday, May 12, 2008 at 16:16:05 (EDT)
How about a race somewhere closer to the geographic area of my yurt. mj:(
- Monday, May 12, 2008 at 15:51:36 (EDT)
mexican jumping beans The Sneak
- Monday, May 12, 2008 at 14:46:24 (EDT)
THE_______________IS UNDOUBTEDLY AMONG ONE OF OUR CREATOR’S BEST ACCOMPLISHMENTS. IT UNDOUBTEDLY GIVES MORE PLEASURE AND INTRIGUE FOR THE MONEY THAN ANY OTHER CREATION. Fill in the blank
- Monday, May 12, 2008 at 14:38:56 (EDT)
You crazy? I can't run that far, unless it's to the liquor store. Heynow! I can hand you beers along the way though. Beers! Yes! Fucking YES!
Brewser!
- Monday, May 12, 2008 at 12:09:27 (EDT)
- Monday, May 12, 2008 at 06:41:27 (EDT)
Narrow River 5k/10k 5/17 or peacedale 5k 5/18? The Sneak
- Sunday, May 11, 2008 at 17:54:11 (EDT)
An artist needs to grow I'm told, so that's what where doing here tonight. So don't ask for any of the old material because we aren't going to do it. - So why did the squirrel bite the housewife?
Because she had taken away his nuts
- Sunday, May 11, 2008 at 09:15:38 (EDT)
I'm more a fan of the vintage L7 sound than Donita's solo stuff
so sue me, I don't think artists should be allowed to grow and explore new sounds
- Saturday, May 10, 2008 at 13:33:37 (EDT)
Donita Sparks at TT the Bear's June 8th ed
- Friday, May 09, 2008 at 23:42:32 (EDT)
Yea, room temp - just like my cadavers - i mean my co-workers, uh, um nevermind.
really mad orangeless guy
- Friday, May 09, 2008 at 15:30:15 (EDT)
I actually don't even refrigerate oranges. I prefer them room temp.
mj:(
- Friday, May 09, 2008 at 15:25:13 (EDT)
stop fvcking with him, man. he's gonna go all lee harvey oswald on yer @ss!
GR
- Friday, May 09, 2008 at 15:12:27 (EDT)
Hey, KOL. Ask that angry dude if he wants to buy a fridge, his own personal fridge, so this will never happen to him again.
buy a fridge
- Friday, May 09, 2008 at 15:04:36 (EDT)
Now, that my friend, is so freaking funny I don't even know what to say
laughed out loud i did
- Friday, May 09, 2008 at 13:43:17 (EDT)
holy shit I made someone go berzerk at work. They brought in an orange and were so afraid of someone eating it, they wrote 'NOT YOURS' on it with a marker before placing it in the fridge. So, I turned it over and wrote FREE and someone apparently took and ate it. Now the crazy person is really angry because whoever ate took it into the men's room to eat and he saw the orange peels in the trash!!!!
Haha! Kololololol
- Friday, May 09, 2008 at 13:34:23 (EDT)
I remember some guy I just met recently telling me-out of the blue after other seemingly normal, albeit incessant, conversation-that he had an erection the day before.
Is it me?
- Friday, May 09, 2008 at 13:32:30 (EDT)
I remember getting a walkie talkie for my birthday and the first thing I did when I put the batteries in was to swear into it. IMMEDIATELY the voice of "Silver Mrs" came booming right back and said "Little boy, you need to learn radio etiquette now put your mother on!" Apparently she was a CB radio operator in the neighborhood. I think she live on Promenade St. because there was a radio tower in her backyard. I didn't turn the walkie talkie on for like a year.
To this day I do not use cuss words over telecommunic devices
- Friday, May 09, 2008 at 11:58:08 (EDT)
"you gotcher ears on? i think my tailpipe is dirty, anybody got something I can shove in there to clean it out?"
Ch0/\/G
- Friday, May 09, 2008 at 11:42:00 (EDT)
I met my first boyfriend on the CB. And my current one on the internetz.
One or both of these is true
- Friday, May 09, 2008 at 11:40:26 (EDT)
The CB talk reminds me of being on tour with L7 and we had a CB Radio in the van. We'd pull into truck stops in the middle of the desert in the middle of the night. Suzie would say "here kitty kitty, anybody seen my kitty?" into the radio. And oh dear lord on high would the radio light up with the inevitable "I got yer kitty right here" and "If you find your pussy let me know" etc., etc. and all the trucks would start honking and blinking their lights. Now THAT was a good time with a CB. mj:(
- Friday, May 09, 2008 at 11:34:23 (EDT)
If i was concerned withy being "cool" would I really be posting here right now?
Chong
- Friday, May 09, 2008 at 11:27:02 (EDT)
"10-4, this here's Predator trolling for gals. C'mon back!"
Bringing back the CB for social networking
- Friday, May 09, 2008 at 11:21:21 (EDT)
WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. EVERYBODY. CALM THE FUCK DOWN. (One Outlook Express account gets deleted and all hell breaks loose.) BS will be just as productive and tenacious as they always have been. Less time deleting the peoples emails means more time to make fun of Chong.
BS Crisis Management Diverter
- Friday, May 09, 2008 at 11:11:38 (EDT)
not for nuthin' but why DIDN'T you just get a regular van? Aren't they a little cooler and also more practical for your BAND when it goes on TOUR? mj:(
- Friday, May 09, 2008 at 11:07:45 (EDT)
I'm willing to bet there's a few other reasons........
CHONG day one hundred seventy nine
- Friday, May 09, 2008 at 10:41:41 (EDT)
That's why I don't have kids. They are so gosh-darned embarrassing!
hot wheels>minivan
- Friday, May 09, 2008 at 10:39:52 (EDT)
how many times can i be told "its not a van its a minivan" before i disown a 3 year old?
CHONG LEE
- Friday, May 09, 2008 at 09:38:36 (EDT)
Interesting that you should bring up Lurkive A. Note the jerzy girl obsession with TFW. One of vic's road hos from 2002? Mind you this is BEFORE texting or Myspace. CB Radio?
8 of 11
- Friday, May 09, 2008 at 09:03:08 (EDT)
SOMEBODY should look into SOMETHING about suing Mr. F.I.D.
ps
- Friday, May 09, 2008 at 08:31:40 (EDT)
Hey wait a minute now, nobody said NOTHIN' about not playing a show-possibly with NN even JOE BLOW
- Friday, May 09, 2008 at 08:30:43 (EDT)
Man this band was really something back in 2003. really. So I've been lurking here for the better part of 6 years now and all i can say is YOU ROT JOE BLOW! CHONG LEE (2002-2008)
- Friday, May 09, 2008 at 07:57:29 (EDT)
wtf lol
- Friday, May 09, 2008 at 07:37:47 (EDT)
Wait, so no show with NN? Boo! Hisss! Indifference!
- Friday, May 09, 2008 at 04:59:18 (EDT)
The fans are still there they are just more selective about their leisure time
and choose to spend it texting
- Thursday, May 08, 2008 at 18:28:31 (EDT)
I think bs's has some fans they are just a little more selective Pinal Tap
- Thursday, May 08, 2008 at 15:53:12 (EDT)
I don't think bss has less fans, they are just more selective
Penis Tap
- Thursday, May 08, 2008 at 15:49:28 (EDT)
I don't think bss has less fans, they are just more selective
tap
- Thursday, May 08, 2008 at 15:48:17 (EDT)
I think rock is archaic enough as it is.
That would be redundant
- Thursday, May 08, 2008 at 14:58:12 (EDT)
Maybe you guys should re-make the band into a steampunk kinda thingy. You know, all victorian and shit. Costumes on your equipment. ummmm
- Thursday, May 08, 2008 at 14:27:38 (EDT)
the labels will have to text them now.
kol
- Thursday, May 08, 2008 at 13:35:04 (EDT)
HOW WILL THE RECORD COMPANIES CONTACT THE BAND NOW??!!
Dante, you FOOL!
- Thursday, May 08, 2008 at 12:06:40 (EDT)
I don't want to say the band doesn't exist anymore, but I did just delete the bs@benny email account. Dante
- Thursday, May 08, 2008 at 10:21:53 (EDT)
texting is played out. The Party Line is where it's at. The Sneak
- Wednesday, May 07, 2008 at 16:15:56 (EDT)
Celts in 7
LeBron
- Wednesday, May 07, 2008 at 15:43:53 (EDT)
Hi I'm new here. Is this a good place to hook up? PS - I like to txt.
find texting to be both relaxing AND stimulating
- Wednesday, May 07, 2008 at 11:41:37 (EDT)
oh noes, oh noes, OH NOES!!!
WTF?
- Tuesday, May 06, 2008 at 15:51:46 (EDT)
good thunders live bootlegs here. me like to listen to 20 different versions of the same tunes. KOL
- Tuesday, May 06, 2008 at 15:12:47 (EDT)
it truly, truly sucked. i'd rather get a ken dryden tat on my forehead than have anything to do with that penultimate frog pu55y Roy. i wish i was Doctor Zachary Smith so i could bellow "Ohhh, the paaaaaiinnnn."
boris
- Tuesday, May 06, 2008 at 13:17:59 (EDT)
Tes is my only only oh-only! DKM
- Tuesday, May 06, 2008 at 12:58:54 (EDT)
maybe we need LES Tosterone and more TES Tosterone. Les kills lurk dead
- Tuesday, May 06, 2008 at 12:13:38 (EDT)
well fucky sucky all'yall I say in my high pitched voice.
Les Tosterone
- Tuesday, May 06, 2008 at 11:54:29 (EDT)
How about LES Tosterone and MORE Estro Gin?
ya fruitcake
- Monday, May 05, 2008 at 21:58:31 (EDT)
What?
No one wants to talk to Les about his tiny hands?
- Monday, May 05, 2008 at 19:02:29 (EDT)
It takes me like 2 weeks to grow barely a smidgin of a beard.
Les Tosterone
- Monday, May 05, 2008 at 14:27:26 (EDT)
Maybe if you guys learned your instrumentaion and learned how to shred like Mark Tomis you'd be okay
mj:(
- Monday, May 05, 2008 at 11:57:28 (EDT)
i call it songs about different game shows and how to play them.
- Monday, May 05, 2008 at 11:10:08 (EDT)
It's a long time in the basement if you want to rock and roll.
or whatever you call that
- Monday, May 05, 2008 at 10:23:35 (EDT)
Ok then, you asked for it.
- Monday, May 05, 2008 at 08:55:22 (EDT)
Now more than ever! FIDs rule!
chef daddy
- Monday, May 05, 2008 at 08:29:42 (EDT)
Are you sure you want to play with this band Chef?
- Monday, May 05, 2008 at 08:21:22 (EDT)
NEWSFLASH - Gagne sucks. Robin Yount
- Monday, May 05, 2008 at 00:25:16 (EDT)
boris, I gotta say you are a real sport. I know how hard puttin that sweater on must have been and not because it was a child's medium, either
- Sunday, May 04, 2008 at 20:02:36 (EDT)
goulash is another topic entirely. i will send don photographic proof that i am on loan to sparta prague as midfielder. ok maybe more like prince fielder.
boris
- Sunday, May 04, 2008 at 14:23:06 (EDT)
yanks and yobs from mancs and north london (gooners) getting shitty. where's the entertainment value there. never once got shitty enough to use the term 'czechoslovakia' but did evidently drink a bunch. prague = beautiful. rest of czech maybe not so much.
boris
- Sunday, May 04, 2008 at 14:13:06 (EDT)
Melrose thinks Price is injured, hence the 5 against.
At least we'll always have game 7.
- Saturday, May 03, 2008 at 23:55:11 (EDT)
Wait till Sluggo gets a load of those pix!!!!!
OH SHIT!!!!
- Saturday, May 03, 2008 at 13:43:15 (EDT)
Here they are! Looks more like a snuff film though
- Saturday, May 03, 2008 at 12:21:37 (EDT)
HEY boris, when are you going to post those pix of Checkeslovakian dick like your promised?
don't TEASE
- Friday, May 02, 2008 at 13:22:52 (EDT)
Chef, can we "Special Secret Guests?" ps
- Friday, May 02, 2008 at 13:21:26 (EDT)
Hey I just dropped a Bmail and I blind cc'd everybody on it! mj:(
- Friday, May 02, 2008 at 13:20:08 (EDT)
I'm no blogger but I am good at
B-Mail
- Friday, May 02, 2008 at 12:59:10 (EDT)
I think chong drinks a few too many moxies around 11 am and just gets too pumped up to handle it. The Sneak
- Friday, May 02, 2008 at 12:46:00 (EDT)
2005
what year is that?
- Friday, May 02, 2008 at 12:44:57 (EDT)
In 2005!
They did
- Friday, May 02, 2008 at 12:12:39 (EDT)
i'm going to pretend that the last few lurks never happened.
did they?
- Friday, May 02, 2008 at 12:08:44 (EDT)
Or you could have read the post on the lurk that said it was from 2005. but whatever, I LOVE YOU ALL HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!
Nice Chong
- Friday, May 02, 2008 at 12:01:38 (EDT)
you are a career bloggist!
what, was i supposed to read the dates too?
- Friday, May 02, 2008 at 11:58:01 (EDT)
dood that was like 3 yrs ago
- Friday, May 02, 2008 at 11:52:36 (EDT)
haha you also got spammed already and you just started blogging!!!!
shoulda called Dante
- Friday, May 02, 2008 at 11:48:16 (EDT)
haha what a loser i hurd they are making fun of you on the NOIZE BOARED!
your stupid
- Friday, May 02, 2008 at 11:45:36 (EDT)
here is my fist attempt at a fake online persona blogging from 2005. it's pretty good
- Friday, May 02, 2008 at 11:00:13 (EDT)
and yes, by "like perez hilton" I mean "really gay".
- Friday, May 02, 2008 at 10:47:37 (EDT)
cool gr. ill blog about that. im a blogger you know. im like perez hilton.
- Friday, May 02, 2008 at 10:46:42 (EDT)
For once, I have to agree with Chong.
GR
- Friday, May 02, 2008 at 10:24:18 (EDT)
Can you release that benny sizzler live album from the living room 05 and call it BORN TO BE MILD? The Sneak
- Friday, May 02, 2008 at 09:14:39 (EDT)
if you're dealing with someone who calls themselves Cyco at this stage in life, well AWESOME!
Nice Chong
- Friday, May 02, 2008 at 04:28:00 (EDT)
What's it going to take for me to get you in this show today? Show Salesman
- Thursday, May 01, 2008 at 23:15:23 (EDT)
OK, I seem to have stalled Cyco (that's how he spells it) ,is there any chance the Sizz can play with us...we REALLY want you guys on the bill.
chef
- Thursday, May 01, 2008 at 20:51:55 (EDT)
in 2 months i'll be dead in my $1 truck.
bridge > breaks
- Thursday, May 01, 2008 at 12:37:13 (EDT)
yeah chef that show aint fo like 2 months today
chong
- Thursday, May 01, 2008 at 12:02:34 (EDT)
would love to play just not able to make a committment today
boo mj:( boo
- Thursday, May 01, 2008 at 12:00:57 (EDT)
fuck dat you're PLAYIN!
play a show
- Thursday, May 01, 2008 at 11:58:50 (EDT)
ok I love you all! See you soon! we should all get egg cremes or something!
NICE CHONG
- Thursday, May 01, 2008 at 11:57:52 (EDT)
chef, in the interest of your immediate need to know today I'd better say no so you can prudently line up the FIDS to take our slot. mj:(
- Thursday, May 01, 2008 at 11:56:27 (EDT)
wot about me? hi
- Thursday, May 01, 2008 at 11:52:16 (EDT)
Definitely tell someone about that maxi pad. It is the right thing to do.
Citizen Lurk
- Thursday, May 01, 2008 at 11:49:02 (EDT)
Sounds like someone broke their behymend. Bokowsky Puffins
- Thursday, May 01, 2008 at 11:28:31 (EDT)
KOL's 30th bday present GR
- Thursday, May 01, 2008 at 11:10:32 (EDT)
i just saw a maxipad in the mens room trash. what the fuck should I do? should i tell someone?
- Thursday, May 01, 2008 at 11:00:45 (EDT)
chef, ill give you our answer on my awesome blog. I need more traffic over there. comment me back yo chong
- Thursday, May 01, 2008 at 10:58:07 (EDT)
you can't pwneged me - unless you were the one who clipped my break lines on the Seaconnet Bridge.
funny how that keeps happening
- Thursday, May 01, 2008 at 10:54:49 (EDT)
Chef, i'll talk to dave about it. do you need to know today from us too?
chong
- Thursday, May 01, 2008 at 10:53:55 (EDT)
KOL
- Thursday, May 01, 2008 at 10:47:30 (EDT)
Yo Leeeeerooon Hubbard...I hope the weekend of June 20th is good for you...T-Buck will be in town from Tue-Sun.
chef
- Thursday, May 01, 2008 at 10:43:21 (EDT)
Yo F.I.D.s...will you play with us at the Living Room on June 22 (early show).
Chef
- Thursday, May 01, 2008 at 10:42:27 (EDT)
Yo Sizz... would you like to play with us in Hell on June 20...I need an answer today...sorry for the rush, but this putting shows together is crap!!! You would go on just before us (Two Guys and Another Guy (Hopefully) on just before you).
chef
- Thursday, May 01, 2008 at 10:41:38 (EDT)
Easy in/easy out:
Elderly One What Knows
- Thursday, May 01, 2008 at 10:34:15 (EDT)
i will die in this $1 pickup truck.
LOLWTFPWNAGE!
- Thursday, May 01, 2008 at 10:24:13 (EDT)
every time I get a new car (new to me) I say to myself "so, this will be the car I die in."
but that's just me
- Thursday, May 01, 2008 at 10:20:39 (EDT)
right, but I guess you dont get my point. that's okay though. i still love you all.
NICE CHONG
- Thursday, May 01, 2008 at 10:14:20 (EDT)
Toyota Highlander hybrid is 27 mpg. Compared to your odyssey at 17/25. Or the Mazda tribute at 30/34. Or, buy a Porsche!
Half Breed Hybrid
- Thursday, May 01, 2008 at 10:01:14 (EDT)
Not mine but I've been thinking of trading mine in for that beauty! It's one year newer, has 75K fewer miles, and has roof racks. Either that or a Volare wagon!
GR
- Thursday, May 01, 2008 at 09:52:18 (EDT)
neat, play a show. chong
- Thursday, May 01, 2008 at 09:42:48 (EDT)
I think minivans are cool. And certainly practical. Good luck to you, my friend. May your beautiful family travel safely.
mj:(
- Thursday, May 01, 2008 at 09:33:34 (EDT)
LOL @ KOL's wang
KOL's balls
- Thursday, May 01, 2008 at 08:57:26 (EDT)
Sequoia big ass truck 14mpg. no need for that. trust me, minivan easy in easy out tons of room. unhip? sure, but come on, i still like rem and nirvana so who am i impressing?
chong
- Thursday, May 01, 2008 at 08:54:37 (EDT)
LOL chongs feelings. The Sneak
- Thursday, May 01, 2008 at 08:48:53 (EDT)
I always forget how antisocial most of you pricks are. Next time I need advice on what color to dye my hair or maybe what the best non-T-Rex marc Bolan song is I'll be sure to come here.
- Thursday, May 01, 2008 at 03:51:05 (EDT)
I remember when chong used to care about the music he wrote for Modern Marvels. Now it seems like he's just phoning it in. His life is so crazy!
mj:(
- Wednesday, April 30, 2008 at 23:13:25 (EDT)
Do you have a little blood on the t paper when you wipe? Itchin and burning could be roids
unless it's ringworm
- Wednesday, April 30, 2008 at 22:12:39 (EDT)
No friendly advise about my hemroid problem.Thanks alot!
ouch
- Wednesday, April 30, 2008 at 20:55:40 (EDT)
Hey that '96 Camry sure looks familiar... ps
- Wednesday, April 30, 2008 at 17:22:55 (EDT)
First of all, why would you have people other than blood relatives that you would transport in your car? B) how about a good ole Country Squire? Worked fine during my childhood and jesus did I feel RICH when we drove in it to the Newport Creamery.
mj:(
- Wednesday, April 30, 2008 at 17:21:09 (EDT)
I just don't understand how you could pass up this great deal. I know for a fact that it has a jumpseat. GR
- Wednesday, April 30, 2008 at 15:26:19 (EDT)
i bet don's watchin' footie. hmm. how to not hate chelski.
boris
- Wednesday, April 30, 2008 at 15:02:43 (EDT)
scion xB. milk truck of champions.
boris
- Wednesday, April 30, 2008 at 13:39:34 (EDT)
Yes, considering I've got $10k in something I could sell tomorrow for 2 - 2.5 times that. KOL
- Wednesday, April 30, 2008 at 13:04:38 (EDT)
And KOL, should you really be advising others on car purchases at this point?
Chongo
- Wednesday, April 30, 2008 at 12:55:21 (EDT)
What do you think they make the jumpseat for? Station wagons #1
- Wednesday, April 30, 2008 at 12:19:37 (EDT)
two adults in front. two carseats in rear. where can anyone else sit?
chongo
- Wednesday, April 30, 2008 at 11:35:58 (EDT)
Bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit. Tell me why a Subaru Legacy wagon wouldn't fit your needs? The Sneak
- Wednesday, April 30, 2008 at 11:08:39 (EDT)
How do you get to be a Blogger? been a dream of mine
- Wednesday, April 30, 2008 at 10:55:20 (EDT)
there = their spallcheck
- Wednesday, April 30, 2008 at 10:52:52 (EDT)
I happen to know (okay, a family member) that bought a Sequoia for his family of three young boys and a dog. I refer to it as the GW (Global Warmer) but really, it does suit there needs. Fits everybody. Has tinted windows and big back seat for breastfeeding in private at events like Little League and a place for troublesome midde child to play during said events.
shall remain anonymous
- Wednesday, April 30, 2008 at 10:51:30 (EDT)
BLOGGER BLOGGER!!! You pirated that ALMACS lady from the LURK!!
I WROTE THAT!
- Wednesday, April 30, 2008 at 10:49:10 (EDT)
probably honda.
me rike honda
- Wednesday, April 30, 2008 at 10:28:34 (EDT)
i am blogger so you can check in on my life!
- Wednesday, April 30, 2008 at 10:06:43 (EDT)
loaded gun offscreen i tell you for REALZ!
- Wednesday, April 30, 2008 at 09:59:30 (EDT)
Chong Jr, Jr. must be able to fit his guitar in said vehicle. GR
- Wednesday, April 30, 2008 at 09:49:39 (EDT)
Might as well go all out and get the Sequoia. That should be big enough. And it's a Toyota so it will last.
GR
- Wednesday, April 30, 2008 at 09:45:47 (EDT)
so you've been to Worcester.
Queen of King Street
- Tuesday, April 29, 2008 at 23:59:30 (EDT)
i got 2 gals for 12 bucks once. one had no teeth though chongo
- Tuesday, April 29, 2008 at 21:58:20 (EDT)
I paid $4.00 a gal last weekend. It was so cool.
don
- Tuesday, April 29, 2008 at 21:53:04 (EDT)
thanks for the input. had a outback. loved it. too small. need to fit more than just 2 carseats and 2 adults. but maybe my next car can be the all black outback.... also gas prices? is that what the poor are worried about these days? i hope it does go to four a gallon so i wont have to deal with all the pesky change.....
chongo
- Tuesday, April 29, 2008 at 21:00:37 (EDT)
ED MAYBE IT WAS 2.60 BACK IN THE 80s!!!!
OMG HE THINKS IT'S 2.60!!!!
- Tuesday, April 29, 2008 at 20:31:55 (EDT)
Fuck minivans. At $2.60 a gallon, get a hybrid.
ed :(
- Tuesday, April 29, 2008 at 20:19:27 (EDT)
Has anyone ever had hemroids? I'm not quite sure if that is what's wrong with my but.It's ichy and burns. Any info will be really helpful.
Ring of fire
- Tuesday, April 29, 2008 at 20:06:02 (EDT)
Oh fuck. I'm reminded of when they would flash back to Michael and Hope's courtship on the awesome Thirtysomething and they would have Ken Olin wear a shelf of hair tied beneath his current shorter 90's cut. The hair on top never covered the seam and always showed a line of demarcation. That's when I first learned that even big budget tv shows spend more on the roach coach than they do on the wigs.
and boy was I let down
- Tuesday, April 29, 2008 at 14:34:35 (EDT)
Wait a damn minute...you mean to tell me that there's a gg allin wigu?
wha?!
- Tuesday, April 29, 2008 at 14:29:20 (EDT)
Apparently, pitchfork tv has that ole GG Allin wigu/docu up until 5/2. If you're interested. May I weigh in on the minivan debate? I say volvo or bmw wagon. You can afford it. 'Sides, them kids is small, how much room do you need?
GR
- Tuesday, April 29, 2008 at 14:26:12 (EDT)
p.s.- Nation has hair? Have you seen Stumpy or T-Buck lately? Johnny has more hair on his face than those two have on their heads!
cheffie
- Tuesday, April 29, 2008 at 14:23:19 (EDT)
I, for one, would love to see the Sizz rock again...as for competiton, f*&k that sh*t!
cheffie
- Tuesday, April 29, 2008 at 14:22:10 (EDT)
Fucking wait a minute. I'm about to get RIGHT with the best idea EVAH for Liam and crew for said Nation movie! Listen up!! Have the boys actually wear BAD WIGS as they potray THEMSELVES! BLUR THE LINES BETWEEN WIGU AND DOCU!!! me again
- Tuesday, April 29, 2008 at 13:23:24 (EDT)
At least the Nation's got their own hair and it'll be a true documentary about people I know and care about. Now if the filmakers decide to go wigumentary... sign me up to play Todd.
ps
- Tuesday, April 29, 2008 at 13:19:20 (EDT)
yeah, and then you realize that the hardcore bands are just as stupid and boring. I guess I'm wondering why the need to "re-wig" the past...
mj:(
- Tuesday, April 29, 2008 at 13:06:08 (EDT)
I remember wading through another useless Motley Crue documentary 10-15 years ago and pining for tv shows on the Bad Brains, Circle Jerks et al. Big mistake.
Pine Sol
- Tuesday, April 29, 2008 at 13:03:24 (EDT)
Decline was a good movie.
30 FUCKING YEARS AGO!
- Tuesday, April 29, 2008 at 12:56:41 (EDT)
So who all wants to see the Sizz explode upon the stage again and BLOW NN away once and for all?
it is a competition after all
- Tuesday, April 29, 2008 at 12:15:15 (EDT)
chong. I'm in aggreance with the Suburu wagon. Either that or a diesl rabbit p/u
mj:(
- Tuesday, April 29, 2008 at 12:14:08 (EDT)
Confession: I never thought the germs were any good nor do I buy into the revisionist 'darby was a genius' bullshit. Wanna hear a good LA band? Try the Joneses or The Humpers. or Guns n fucking roses. KOL
- Tuesday, April 29, 2008 at 12:13:44 (EDT)
I have a lawn and a bush that require contant trimming, btw.
need a STIHL weed whacker
- Tuesday, April 29, 2008 at 12:12:57 (EDT)
Seriously, wtf with the wigumentaries?!! It's 2008. Can't they make one good wig for these for shit movies?!!
mj:(
- Tuesday, April 29, 2008 at 12:11:24 (EDT)
Chong don't get a mini van. Seriously. Get a station wagon. The Sneak
- Tuesday, April 29, 2008 at 11:28:15 (EDT)
I'm too busy shopping for a minivan to watch some shitty teen actor in a movie i know the ending to.
Media blitz Chong
- Tuesday, April 29, 2008 at 10:43:29 (EDT)
Why oh why with the wigumentaries. What we do is secret
- Tuesday, April 29, 2008 at 10:35:57 (EDT)
I have a lawn to take care of now, I've got no time for rock bands. The Sneak
- Tuesday, April 29, 2008 at 10:09:34 (EDT)
I'll be the one hanging out in the front me
- Tuesday, April 29, 2008 at 08:34:55 (EDT)
you can have it if you want it.....
hong chong
- Tuesday, April 29, 2008 at 01:56:12 (EDT)
fuck you, ed = numba one fan!
ALWAYS happy, not always up front
- Monday, April 28, 2008 at 21:33:38 (EDT)
I'm back. Did you miss me?
ed :(
- Monday, April 28, 2008 at 21:21:19 (EDT)
I'll go to the show. But gone are the days when I'd stand up front and sing all the words and be all happy. I'll be at the back with my arms crossed telling someone I remember you guys when you were "into it". Chong
- Monday, April 28, 2008 at 20:41:49 (EDT)
and I'm wearing my bleu, blanc & rouge Theodore old school touque over my goalie's mask
guess who
- Monday, April 28, 2008 at 17:23:12 (EDT)
That's why I'm sitting on your desk with a beauty bleu, blanc et rouge sweater.
Mr. Potato Head
- Monday, April 28, 2008 at 15:50:43 (EDT)
they lost?
boris
- Monday, April 28, 2008 at 15:19:43 (EDT)
Not fer nutin' but what about giggin' at Jakes? Them super nice. And generous when it comes to pay time. mj:(
- Monday, April 28, 2008 at 14:29:53 (EDT)
My babysitter kicked me in the bongos once.
I never played there again
- Monday, April 28, 2008 at 12:32:34 (EDT)
Did we have the same babysitter? ps
- Monday, April 28, 2008 at 12:31:43 (EDT)
we could drum up an allstar jam featuring kol on karate kicks to the bongos
mj:(
- Monday, April 28, 2008 at 12:29:28 (EDT)
Not to be a supreme dick, but do you mean to tell me that bands still willingly play at the living room?
Haven't been treated that badly since my babysitter told me his penis "tasted like a hotdog"
- Monday, April 28, 2008 at 12:26:36 (EDT)
All star jam session? The Sneak
- Monday, April 28, 2008 at 12:02:39 (EDT)
For Earth Day I ate a grainy Granny Smith apple and burned $75 worth of fossil fuels that came from where? That's right - the earth
- Monday, April 28, 2008 at 11:49:40 (EDT)
Still waiting for confirmation, but hoping for 6/20 at Hell and 6/21 at Living Room. We should know any day now...both will be for the movie. We would love to have the Sizz at either one, just before us.
chef daddy
- Monday, April 28, 2008 at 11:33:49 (EDT)
does anyone have an idea of where Wif is these days?
additionally,
- Monday, April 28, 2008 at 11:28:37 (EDT)
Chef, what is this gig of which you speak?
ps
- Monday, April 28, 2008 at 11:26:37 (EDT)
So my weekend was a bust. Not only did I not run the Westerly race, I didn't run the South County one either. In fact I didn't even run at all. I n fact I discoverd a frozen treat called Tofutti Cuties and I ate an entire box. Mint chip. So 26:09 sounds pretty damn goo to me mj:(
- Monday, April 28, 2008 at 11:26:07 (EDT)
member that time I made that joke about question mark and the mysterians? that shitw as top notch funny.
I don't
- Monday, April 28, 2008 at 08:29:01 (EDT)
poo poo kachoo
- Monday, April 28, 2008 at 04:24:32 (EDT)
oh,
and i can SEE you too
- Sunday, April 27, 2008 at 12:56:56 (EDT)
hum a few bars
i can hear you
- Sunday, April 27, 2008 at 12:56:35 (EDT)
no
no i don't remember
- Sunday, April 27, 2008 at 12:21:25 (EDT)
Same tune as that disnee commercial a few years back...be our guest, be our guest
'member?
- Sunday, April 27, 2008 at 10:03:47 (EDT)
What IS that Outfit song. It is so funny. I would like to hear the tune.
just in time for earth day
- Saturday, April 26, 2008 at 20:04:40 (EDT)
well it is a catchy tune
Bort Stimpson
- Saturday, April 26, 2008 at 13:07:23 (EDT)
Some men hunt for sport, Others hunt for food, The only thing I'm hunting for, Is an outfit that looks good... See my vest, see my vest, Made from real gorilla chest, Feel this sweater, there's no better, Than authentic Irish setter. See this hat, 'twas my cat, My evening wear - vampire bat, These white slippers are albino African endangered rhino. Grizzly bear underwear, Turtles' necks, I've got my share, Beret of poodle, on my noodle It shall rest, Try my red robin suit, It comes one breast or two, See my vest, see my vest, See my vest. Like my loafers? Former gophers - It was that or skin my chauffeurs, But a greyhound fur tuxedo Would be best,
Look at the monkeys
- Saturday, April 26, 2008 at 11:14:55 (EDT)
I have my new osprey license plates!
GR
- Saturday, April 26, 2008 at 11:10:33 (EDT)
26:09. Boooo..Should've pushed earlier and not waited so long KOL
- Saturday, April 26, 2008 at 10:24:03 (EDT)
friends are dudes that suck the life out of you
you're not missing anything
- Friday, April 25, 2008 at 23:46:22 (EDT)
ummmm, i used to be able to do that. not so much anymore......
most likely chong
- Friday, April 25, 2008 at 23:16:28 (EDT)
define "friends"
pissy shitbag
- Friday, April 25, 2008 at 23:08:20 (EDT)
just stop being such a fuckker and be happy for your friends. then go back to being a pissy shitbag.
probably chong
- Friday, April 25, 2008 at 23:02:30 (EDT)
Even better. Show up at the punk rock wedding, flip over the cake, shout "this is bullshit" and leave.
stopping first, of course, to get your fuzzydice with bride and groom name chochki
- Friday, April 25, 2008 at 20:32:02 (EDT)
Just tell the punk rock wedding that you're still contagious and can't go. They'll think "ooh contagious, that's so cool"
Opie the 8th
- Friday, April 25, 2008 at 13:40:59 (EDT)
So is not sleeping--which you will find out if you don't let me have my drugs!!! GR
- Friday, April 25, 2008 at 13:33:44 (EDT)
goddammit I warned you KOL
- Friday, April 25, 2008 at 12:52:38 (EDT)
I have a wicked percocet hangover. Can someone drive me home?
GR
- Friday, April 25, 2008 at 12:00:18 (EDT)
The last time I got married it was a totally punk rock wedding! Chet Baker
- Friday, April 25, 2008 at 11:59:39 (EDT)
Oooof punk rock wedding. Oooof. The Sneak
- Friday, April 25, 2008 at 11:47:40 (EDT)
lonley much?
- Friday, April 25, 2008 at 10:58:09 (EDT)
another fucking wedding? fuck me. when are people going to learn. just say no. weddings are stupid. you will ruin your weekend. save yourself. don't go.
- Friday, April 25, 2008 at 10:52:21 (EDT)
The Sizz are contractually not allowed to play on weekends when I have to be in NY/NJ at a wedding. So therefore, no playing the weekend of June 20.
GR
- Friday, April 25, 2008 at 09:27:36 (EDT)
I really think I have a ghost in my house.No bullshit.
Th evil Vigo
- Thursday, April 24, 2008 at 23:18:43 (EDT)
Any chance of The Sizz playing music on the weekend of June 20, 21? chef daddy
- Thursday, April 24, 2008 at 16:39:51 (EDT)
The msg I got from Lester had some bad photoshop of his head on Gabe Kapler's body! mj:(
- Thursday, April 24, 2008 at 13:33:55 (EDT)
lester sent me a myspace message asking if we could 'hug it out'...I don't understand? then he sent me pictures of him wearing fruit of the loom underoos and holding a shotgun. The Sneak
- Thursday, April 24, 2008 at 13:06:53 (EDT)
Lester's Myspace page CREEPED ME OUT!
he wants you rate how HOT he is!
- Thursday, April 24, 2008 at 12:51:27 (EDT)
lesters myspace page gave me AIDS
GOOGLE GARY
- Thursday, April 24, 2008 at 11:28:16 (EDT)
Even Lester's Myspace page gets more action than this for shit website does
Bet it was something before electricity
- Thursday, April 24, 2008 at 10:26:29 (EDT)
gud thin boris was out of the country wehn the broons lost
he doesn't even know the HABS WON the series
- Wednesday, April 23, 2008 at 21:33:34 (EDT)
not on the roof?
ouch
- Wednesday, April 23, 2008 at 13:04:22 (EDT)
right upper torso, now front and back.
GR
- Wednesday, April 23, 2008 at 12:42:00 (EDT)
kol why don u give yourself a face enema
chong
- Wednesday, April 23, 2008 at 12:20:10 (EDT)
not to be personal but wot part of your botty are they on?
ShinglesForSingles.com
- Wednesday, April 23, 2008 at 12:19:29 (EDT)
It seems to be most painful at night. When I'm trying to sleep. Which truly sucks.
GR
- Wednesday, April 23, 2008 at 11:12:29 (EDT)
I have lost 5 lbs since saturday night. mainly by not drinking, but also a lot of enemas. KOL
- Wednesday, April 23, 2008 at 11:04:47 (EDT)
My bro's leaning towards Westerly. Says we need to MAN UP and run the 5 miles...he can't do Saturday anyway. I'll pray for you. mj:(
- Wednesday, April 23, 2008 at 11:00:51 (EDT)
Whew. I thought Lester's link was going to direct my web browser to Bartolo Colon's homepage. don
- Wednesday, April 23, 2008 at 10:56:29 (EDT)
So are you going to westerly or SK then? KOL
- Wednesday, April 23, 2008 at 10:52:38 (EDT)
Wow. My wife DOES look just like Jared Weaver. Fucking UNCANNY. mj:(
- Wednesday, April 23, 2008 at 10:51:35 (EDT)
Yes, all the Scurvy Doggers were in atendence. So was Mean Joe and his date, who I think I saw on TV last night. Lester
- Wednesday, April 23, 2008 at 09:58:42 (EDT)
Here you go. Lester
- Wednesday, April 23, 2008 at 09:52:41 (EDT)
Man I could really go for a Rip Taylor comedy routine right about now. Guy who loves confetti
- Wednesday, April 23, 2008 at 09:37:23 (EDT)
Hey you're right. Not only was Lestre there but so was Jamie. In fact, the whole dang Scurvy Dog triumverate was there. Roy Rogers with extra Cherries please!
- Tuesday, April 22, 2008 at 23:51:34 (EDT)
I didn't miss Muddy. You lie. Lester
- Tuesday, April 22, 2008 at 22:57:46 (EDT)
Wow. Is Ellsbury the David Archuletta of the baseball world or what?
wunderkind
- Tuesday, April 22, 2008 at 21:12:36 (EDT)
Damn girl, for sure you're going for the Everlast Tri-Color Warm-up Suit
5k=3.11 ...I like
- Tuesday, April 22, 2008 at 16:54:13 (EDT)
Here it is...only 20 minutes or so from you. KOL
- Tuesday, April 22, 2008 at 16:40:51 (EDT)
you all missed the muddy one shredding the blackstone with his band of white dudes good times
- Tuesday, April 22, 2008 at 16:36:41 (EDT)
you have shingles? where? Supposed to be much painful. sorry. ps
- Tuesday, April 22, 2008 at 16:34:45 (EDT)
Oh SNAP! I thought you were doing Westerly! WTF? So give me the specs on the Saturday one. Maybe we'll switch. Westerly is a haul and a half.
fat ass
- Tuesday, April 22, 2008 at 16:33:56 (EDT)
No I gave up. BUT I am registered for the South County Hospital 5k this saturday. 9 am start. right around the corner from the house, actually. KOL
- Tuesday, April 22, 2008 at 13:31:43 (EDT)
