Benny Sizzler Lurkive November 7 - December 12, 2007
Death to Dante
And I like it too!
Irish Spring
- Monday, December 17, 2007 at 15:49:32 (EST)
I heard that dude saves massive parking lot.
Hummer 2
- Monday, December 17, 2007 at 12:48:08 (EST)leeron will be down to make-out with dudes in the shop and save parking lot this morning. Dude # 12
- Monday, December 17, 2007 at 11:16:59 (EST)Dan Fogelberg won't be down for any soft-rocking this morning. Leeronicus
- Monday, December 17, 2007 at 10:03:19 (EST)
Hi. Do you think 3 Doors Down are a shoe in for the HOF?
LOVE them!
- Sunday, December 16, 2007 at 13:15:59 (EST)look at who is in the hall of fame. many non rock acts and yet...... NO MONKEES. fuck the hal of fame in its tiny white ass.
who do you think
- Sunday, December 16, 2007 at 03:28:50 (EST)Mark McGrath AND Dana Devlin's innapropriately short skirts should be banned from tv
have you oticed how short the skirts? with boots? I'm not againsta nice pair of getaway sticks but something's not right
- Saturday, December 15, 2007 at 23:31:19 (EST)
Hey ev'rybody!!! (click click BLAMBLAMBLAM Oh God I'm shot!! BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM. BLAM. BLAMBLAM. BLAM.) (Silence)
Mark McGrath
- Saturday, December 15, 2007 at 08:31:56 (EST)Ed: Agree. She is however entirely worthy of the 'Fake-ass Clipped British Accent On A Silly Useless Clam' Award. Possibly a Founder Award for same, for initiating the "Every Entertainment Show Every Night For Doing Absolutely Nothing Ever" blanket coverage we all know and love (J Simpson, TomC**t, B Knowles, D'Ohpra, and the permanent all-time winner B Spears)
deity
- Saturday, December 15, 2007 at 08:28:15 (EST)
I seriously need someone to explain to me how Madonna gets inducted into the Rock'n'Roll Hall of Fame in spite of the fact that she has never actually made a rock'n'roll record?
I smell the pungeant stench of Jann Wenner.... ed :(
- Friday, December 14, 2007 at 23:36:32 (EST)well yeah that list was pretty effed up. arrived via reuters "friend" who got it from WNBC in...wait for it...NY. shocked that they fucked it up. and said reportage will remain ramification-free forever. shocked.
sorry bout the clear channel shit. not surprised, but sorry. sucks.
deity
- Friday, December 14, 2007 at 21:00:55 (EST)
NOW you got it. Now get to writing some similar themes and you'll be sittin' atop the charts!
Substitute "chunky" for "loose"
- Friday, December 14, 2007 at 16:36:02 (EST)QOC just keeps repeating "best year evah! It's gonna be great in 2008!"
Al Bondigas
- Friday, December 14, 2007 at 16:35:44 (EST)yeah but loose women with loose stool is even more marketable!
Rocco Plectrumi
- Friday, December 14, 2007 at 16:33:02 (EST)Not the loveliest DJ known to man? Are you shitting me?
Well that sucks. Nice 2007.
- Friday, December 14, 2007 at 16:31:06 (EST)Doesn't Plectrum know that songs about Loose Stools are WAY marketable?
DUH!
- Friday, December 14, 2007 at 16:27:12 (EST)Word is, our lovely lurk friend formerly from HJY and big tits 101 has been restructured out of a job. And will be joining QOC on the painting gig. But not before suffering from dengue fever.
Al Bondigas
- Friday, December 14, 2007 at 16:26:38 (EST)No one works for them anymore! Al Bondigas
- Friday, December 14, 2007 at 16:24:12 (EST)You got it! Let's kill 'em!
Al Bondigas
- Friday, December 14, 2007 at 16:23:43 (EST)Who here works for Clear Channel?
I call it CLOUDY Channel
- Friday, December 14, 2007 at 16:23:21 (EST)You mean this? "Nobody's Rock's Harder!!!!!!"
Apostrophy Police
- Friday, December 14, 2007 at 16:21:54 (EST)Have I mentioned before how much Clear Channel sucks? Have I? 'Cause they do. Suck. Hard. Really hard. Just sayin'. Al Bondigas
- Friday, December 14, 2007 at 16:17:45 (EST)Not Chong. He's really busy. He couldn't have possibly done that. Al Bondigas
- Friday, December 14, 2007 at 16:15:42 (EST)Wow, and there's a misplaced apostrophe in the @sspace. You know how I hate that.
GR
- Friday, December 14, 2007 at 16:14:45 (EST)hmmm...let's see...who could have made that AssSpace page...hmm...
hmmm
- Friday, December 14, 2007 at 16:14:22 (EST)MYSPACE GATE! Alert do you guys know there is a Sizz myspace where the band is described as "Happy Hardcore"? and as hailing from North Kingstown?
Muddy Briefs
- Friday, December 14, 2007 at 15:59:47 (EST)"Cockring Tones" is a WINNER free ringtone asshole
- Friday, December 14, 2007 at 14:02:01 (EST)Yay or nay? Cockring Tones
- Friday, December 14, 2007 at 13:18:15 (EST)interesting post hot ringtonesiphone ringtonesMetro PCS Ringtones hot ringtones
- Friday, December 14, 2007 at 12:13:18 (EST)What's the matter with black surgeons?
The Sneak
- Friday, December 14, 2007 at 09:03:08 (EST)
Man, I didn't know about the back. That sucks. Guess you won't be helping ed to shovel I take it?
Dock Fungus
- Friday, December 14, 2007 at 00:34:34 (EST)Does anyone know of a good place to buy replica watches?
The Hippie from Mississippi
- Thursday, December 13, 2007 at 22:44:47 (EST)Dock fungus, I have unfortunately been dealing with back surgeons and insurance companies for over a year...still a captain there...but on the disabled list. I'm all hopped up on the pills and pretty fucking depressed about the whole thing....
The Hippie from Mississippi
- Thursday, December 13, 2007 at 22:42:45 (EST)
snow sucks ed
- Thursday, December 13, 2007 at 19:20:47 (EST)Guess who's hairy and dated ass was one of the sots stuck on 95? mj:(
- Thursday, December 13, 2007 at 18:52:21 (EST)YOYO ON THE JUICE??!!
say it ain't so!
- Thursday, December 13, 2007 at 15:37:44 (EST)Shocking! Rich Garces on the juice? To look like that?
El Guapo?
Muddy Briefs
- Thursday, December 13, 2007 at 13:58:37 (EST)or whatever effin year that was.
deity
- Thursday, December 13, 2007 at 13:34:47 (EST)Aaron Boone = *2003 AL Pennant
deity
- Thursday, December 13, 2007 at 13:34:17 (EST)Apparently Mitchell was hesitant to include MJ in the report as once MJ's HGH supply is cut off MJ's look may become "dated".
muddy Briefs
- Thursday, December 13, 2007 at 12:36:49 (EST)they just assumed that lester was juicin' on account of his reportedly shriveled up nutsack. HA
- Thursday, December 13, 2007 at 12:32:44 (EST)In a suprising turn of events Lester and MJ appear to be the focus of the Mitchell probe! Don was spared any public embarrasment as Mitchell said in reference "Come on look at that guy. He's way to skinny to be a juicer."
muddy Briefs
- Thursday, December 13, 2007 at 12:17:36 (EST)
18 current/former sox, give or take.
deity
- Thursday, December 13, 2007 at 11:24:00 (EST)Brady Anderson, Manny Alexander, Rick Ankiel, Jeff Bagwell, Barry Bonds, Aaron Boone, Rafaeil Bettancourt, Bret Boone, Milton Bradley, David Bell, Dante Bichette, Albert Belle, Paul Byrd, Wil Cordero, Ken Caminiti, Mike Cameron, Ramon Castro, Jose and Ozzie Canseco, Roger Clemens, Paxton Crawford, Wilson Delgado, Lenny Dykstra, Johnny Damon, Carl Everett, Kyle Farnsoworth, Ryan Franklin, Troy Glaus, Rich Garces, Jason Grimsley, Troy Glaus, Juan Gonzalez, Eric Gagne, Nomar Garciaparra, Jason Giambi, Jeremy Giambi, Jose Guillen, Jay Gibbons, Juan Gonzalez, Clay Hensley, Jerry Hairston, Felix Heredia, Jr., Darren Holmes, Wally Joyner, Darryl Kile, Matt Lawton, Raul Mondesi, Mark McGwire, Guillermo Mota, Robert Machado, Damian Moss, Abraham Nunez, Trot Nixon, Jose Offerman, Andy Pettitte, Mark Pior, Neifi Perez, Rafael Palmiero, Albert Pujols, Brian Roberts,Juan Rincon, John Rocker, Pudge Rodriguez, Sammy Sosa, Scott Schoenweiis, David Segui, Alex Sanchez, Gary Sheffield, Miguel Tejada, Julian Tavarez, Fernando Tatis, Maurice Vaughn, Jason Varitek, Ismael Valdez, Matt Williams and Kerry Wood.
deity
- Thursday, December 13, 2007 at 11:23:41 (EST)rumored bustage: julian, clemens, pettitte, tort, and *gasp* tek
deity
- Thursday, December 13, 2007 at 11:13:11 (EST)Hippi, you still driving that big boat there?
Dock Fungus
- Thursday, December 13, 2007 at 10:10:36 (EST)Thanks for the Wif update free ringtone asshole
- Wednesday, December 12, 2007 at 23:09:35 (EST)
Wif bought a planet fitness franchise and installed cameras in the toilets. He's too busy for the lurk now :(
The Sneak
- Wednesday, December 12, 2007 at 15:48:01 (EST)Hey, at the risk of seeming like I care, whatever happened to that dude Wif? free ringtone asshole
- Wednesday, December 12, 2007 at 13:57:42 (EST)I wear replica watches too. I'm real concerned about time.
free ringtone asshole
- Wednesday, December 12, 2007 at 13:54:55 (EST)Is Lestre hiding out because of my $10 million contract?
Gagne with a Spoon
- Wednesday, December 12, 2007 at 12:02:31 (EST)
Watch out earth. Here I comes
- Wednesday, December 12, 2007 at 10:06:06 (EST)Real Patek watches are for chumps. I only wear replicas.
Charley M. Harper
- Wednesday, December 12, 2007 at 10:01:32 (EST)I have a patek watch that's real if anyone's interested. Hopefully your initials are CMH because it's engraved.
GR
- Wednesday, December 12, 2007 at 09:53:25 (EST)
Hi! I'm new here. Is this band any good? Or at least relevant?
free ringtone asshole
- Tuesday, December 11, 2007 at 17:12:15 (EST)The guy who used to be in medicine ball or the royal crowns or something bought it and turned it into a yoga studio. In Your Ear
- Tuesday, December 11, 2007 at 15:47:22 (EST)PS. What happened to In Your Ear?
T "I haven't been to Providence since 2003" S
- Tuesday, December 11, 2007 at 15:40:29 (EST)I thought Tom's Tracks was closing back in 2003. It's just a publicity stunt.
TS
- Tuesday, December 11, 2007 at 15:36:24 (EST)Oh, and thanks for the "nice post" comment (place smiley face here)
The Hippie from Mississippi
- Tuesday, December 11, 2007 at 14:28:40 (EST)Who the fuck is this free ringtone asshole?
The Hippie from Mississippi
- Tuesday, December 11, 2007 at 14:25:50 (EST)
That music shit is pretty simple....ain't it?
The Hippie from Mississippi
- Tuesday, December 11, 2007 at 14:08:51 (EST)
The Hippie from Mississippi
- Tuesday, December 11, 2007 at 14:03:40 (EST)
Kevin Dubrow died of a cocaine overdose. Who'd have thought he'd have enough money to afford coke that powerful? KOL
- Tuesday, December 11, 2007 at 12:38:09 (EST)KOL, no beep or toot heard yesterday-well besides the ones I usually hear in and around my body. Plectrum did come by, however, to remind the Sizz that their sound was dated and therefore not marketable. Market THIS
- Tuesday, December 11, 2007 at 10:38:34 (EST)Holy shit! Led Zep reunion was unimaginably good, judging by the video clips. KOL
- Tuesday, December 11, 2007 at 10:27:22 (EST)
KOL
- Monday, December 10, 2007 at 16:35:41 (EST)
Nice poop in a dress, btw.
Holiday Cards featuring offspring have taken a turn for the worse.
- Monday, December 10, 2007 at 15:09:16 (EST)I'd like to bid on that Belichick dog hair. Especially if it has also been touched by Seaman Sluggo. What's the reserve?
President iof the NFL/Sluggo Fan Club
- Monday, December 10, 2007 at 15:08:18 (EST)
OH HAI!
- Monday, December 10, 2007 at 15:04:35 (EST)
Belichicks dog shit himself on the ferry to Nantucket (he's a very old puppy)...Seaman Sluggo gave him a bath...to the great delight of Dog and owner. I saved some dog hair in an envelope...to be sold on e-bay. I will offer a discount to members of this forum. The Hippie from Mississippi
- Monday, December 10, 2007 at 14:31:54 (EST)There should be a band called the Belichicks and they wear grey hoodies with the cuffs cut off and they sing sardonic songs about life in general
who's in?
- Monday, December 10, 2007 at 13:40:15 (EST)someone made a funny The Sneak
- Monday, December 10, 2007 at 12:35:11 (EST)When your spouse says you look like a cross between William H. Macy and this dude, it is time to shave the stash. this dude
- Monday, December 10, 2007 at 12:12:58 (EST)I tried to get my pants on by noon today. don
- Monday, December 10, 2007 at 12:10:29 (EST)If you see a skinny hairy old dude with a gut protruding over jizz stained sweat pants sanding a stairwell that would probably be me. mj:(
- Monday, December 10, 2007 at 11:27:34 (EST)Lurk activity report: Archive May-July of 2005 is Benny Sizzler gold for some reason. Christian Disposal? The banana?
Dante
- Monday, December 10, 2007 at 11:22:44 (EST)I have driven by the home of the raging bulkhead 2x in the last week but it never occurred to me that I should at least slow down and maybe beep the horn and give you the finger. KOL
- Sunday, December 09, 2007 at 20:45:53 (EST)HEY! I SEEN HAIRCOMBFORWARD ON MY TV LAST NIGHT! NOW I know what picture of borathon with bird-giving and floating head was all about! And NOT BORING AT ALL! Movie holds up even better on second viewing! And that comic book looks DOPE. And HAIRCOMBFORWARD has REALLY COMBY HAIR on TV! mj:(
- Sunday, December 09, 2007 at 15:32:52 (EST)next time i decide to refinish all the woodwork in an entire staircase and hallway maybe somebody could talk me out of it mj:(
- Saturday, December 08, 2007 at 18:58:57 (EST)Floating Head is worried about a weird green arrow?
Priorities
- Saturday, December 08, 2007 at 12:26:46 (EST)That's a weird green arrow thru MacDougall.
Floating head
- Saturday, December 08, 2007 at 09:56:23 (EST)
OMG
- Friday, December 07, 2007 at 21:09:14 (EST)Wha? re: picture below...? Do I see Rocky Point tee shirts...? A public television station? No one calling in?
- Friday, December 07, 2007 at 20:15:42 (EST)
Standing By Operator
- Friday, December 07, 2007 at 20:05:17 (EST)Cranky Lurker Actually LOVING NEW DAD!
photos prove it!
- Friday, December 07, 2007 at 16:32:23 (EST)I could really go for some Tae Bo right about now
ChopSocky Justice
- Friday, December 07, 2007 at 16:02:08 (EST)I was walking against traffic AND holding a sign today but mine said "Will work for ProActiv®"
mj:(
- Friday, December 07, 2007 at 13:37:52 (EST)Hey, I just saw this dood on my way to work! Thought, oh, what freak is walking on Rte 1 carrying some sign against traffic. And here he is. Just thought it was a local weirdo. GR
- Friday, December 07, 2007 at 10:20:12 (EST)
That fucking Mazda is nice. I shit you not. Brand new brakes and tires and it's reliable as fuck. All the things work on it too-air, heat, defrost, etc., etc. I kinda hate to see it go. It's just not very shiny-think of it as a stealth fighter. They're not shiny either-BY DESIGN.
You wanna buy this car
- Thursday, December 06, 2007 at 20:32:52 (EST)Nope, the Globus folding bike has been MJ:('s constant companion - even in sub-freezing temperatures. don tarlick
- Thursday, December 06, 2007 at 14:59:43 (EST)MJ finally got the Renault Le Car running? Pierce Inverarity
- Thursday, December 06, 2007 at 13:56:23 (EST)Anybody looking for a cheap sedan? 91 Mazda 626 is going to go quick and cheap.
don tarlick
- Thursday, December 06, 2007 at 13:32:20 (EST)Not me. Just using my lunch hour to help housebreak one. Didn't sign up for the cleanup option though.
GR
- Thursday, December 06, 2007 at 12:32:08 (EST)puppy?
somebody got a puppy...?
- Thursday, December 06, 2007 at 11:46:10 (EST)Smell seems to be gone--maybe it really was my shoes. I did spend some time cleaning up puppy pee. But, they did smell it while I was gone--and before the clean up.
GR
- Thursday, December 06, 2007 at 11:08:28 (EST)embryonic rockabilly polka dotted fighter pilot.
that is all
- Thursday, December 06, 2007 at 11:05:58 (EST)Maybe not as good as Venom but it works. Starchild's got something to say to you
- Thursday, December 06, 2007 at 11:01:12 (EST)Anybody pee on or around their desks today? mj:(
- Thursday, December 06, 2007 at 10:43:54 (EST)
Toot toot
- Thursday, December 06, 2007 at 10:37:34 (EST) Pierce Inverarity
- Thursday, December 06, 2007 at 10:28:13 (EST)I'm thinking of getting this for KOL for xmas. Along with headphones or an outdoor stereo system to listen to it on. Whaddya think? GR
- Thursday, December 06, 2007 at 09:59:57 (EST)
Oh shut up and worry about yourself. What a butt-nut. KOL
- Thursday, December 06, 2007 at 08:52:37 (EST)intriguing matchup v habs esp if both backup G have to play. i realize that it's early but...oh and BTW how good is a league where Original Six team makes 1 appearance in 4 years in rink of another Original Six team? not very good. commish = ass.
deity
- Thursday, December 06, 2007 at 07:13:13 (EST)
you people make me laugh. take a vacation from your ego trips and MELLOW OUT!
FOR REALS
- Wednesday, December 05, 2007 at 23:35:02 (EST)Tom's Tracks is closing. Actually, the couple of times I tried dealing with him many years ago he was an arrogant asshole. ed
- Wednesday, December 05, 2007 at 18:11:45 (EST)It's not me! I swear. I was told it smelled like that even when I was not here. I may have peed there earlier in the day though. Hmmmm... Zapper
- Wednesday, December 05, 2007 at 16:19:29 (EST)Sneak, y do u hate ppl that hav ms so much?
hater
- Wednesday, December 05, 2007 at 15:19:52 (EST)check your shorts
Westerly CSI
- Wednesday, December 05, 2007 at 15:19:11 (EST)I blame The Sneak the MS victim hater.
Snatch Waxman
- Wednesday, December 05, 2007 at 15:05:13 (EST)An independent survey has shown that the immediate vicinity of my desk smells like pee.
GR
- Wednesday, December 05, 2007 at 15:00:12 (EST)For the record (no pun intended) I haven't seen a street since 1989.
Snatch Waxman
- Wednesday, December 05, 2007 at 12:41:44 (EST)Oh. wow. I'm really sorry to hear that about Tom. :( The Sneak
- Wednesday, December 05, 2007 at 12:20:33 (EST)Word on the street is that I just like saying Word On The Street Leeron
- Wednesday, December 05, 2007 at 12:15:21 (EST)Or, if you have the time, just write this in lipstick:
You have shown that while you understand the laws of humanity and parking, you do not feel yourself bound by them. For this reason, I levy the following Curse upon you:
For the rest of your life, whenever you close your eyes to drift off to sleep, the following vision shall plague you - a mother giving birth, sweaty and straining - you zoom in to where the baby is crowning and there, fully formed and ringed by a dilated birth canal, is Nicolas Cage's face. He sees you, his blue eyes burning into your own, and smiles. "Conception is the metal of the universe!" he shouts. Your eyes shoot open, fully awake. You have an erection.
Please be more considerate when parking in the future, or it will only get worse.
Al Bondigas
- Wednesday, December 05, 2007 at 12:09:38 (EST)You park like an asshole. I'm gonna print out a few of these notices to take with me this holiday season. Al Bondigas
- Wednesday, December 05, 2007 at 12:04:49 (EST)WOW! This is just awful! GR
- Wednesday, December 05, 2007 at 11:45:52 (EST)WHA?!! The Wovel is 119 bucks?!
for a hunk of plastic?
- Wednesday, December 05, 2007 at 11:42:46 (EST)How 'bout I stove ALL your heads in with a WOVEL? mj:(
- Wednesday, December 05, 2007 at 11:41:06 (EST)Maybe the Sneak should have been less INSENSITIVE with his callous INSANITY charge
How do you feel NOW? Sneak? Muddy really put the Irish guilt right on you didn't he?
- Wednesday, December 05, 2007 at 11:39:26 (EST)Tom's is closing because Tom is blind from MS. He hasn't been able to see for over a year.
Muddy Briefs
- Wednesday, December 05, 2007 at 11:35:20 (EST)If by "word on the street" you mean channel 10 news at 6:00 featuring Gene Valecente then you are right on.
Snatch Waxman
- Wednesday, December 05, 2007 at 11:10:56 (EST)Maybe Tom should have been less insane for 20 years (2 former roommates of mine worked there off and on years ago). I've got a mind to take over that space to sell these things. The Sneak
- Wednesday, December 05, 2007 at 11:03:45 (EST)BTW - Word on the street is that Toms is closing. No more record stores on Thayer. LAME.
Leeron
- Wednesday, December 05, 2007 at 11:00:56 (EST)Is round again still open? Someone is looking for kind of blue on vinyl and not sure what else.
GR
- Wednesday, December 05, 2007 at 09:53:33 (EST)All I want for xmas is a negro whose sole purpose is to amuse me like richard pryor in 'The Toy'. I've been asking for this for over 20 years. You'd think the big guy would make it happen. But no. Disillusioned in Christmas
- Wednesday, December 05, 2007 at 08:57:23 (EST)what you looking for gr? round again and toms tracks have decent jazz sometimes. i wouldnt know about blues stuff cause i'm so friggin happy! chong
- Wednesday, December 05, 2007 at 01:11:41 (EST)Try Round Again Records on Wickenden St. for blues and jazz.
muddy Briefs
- Wednesday, December 05, 2007 at 00:31:33 (EST)There was one near Public Sound in Wayland Square I think. Not the What Cheer Antiques place (they have that R'N'R Yard Sale thing on Sunday though) but a regular record store.
Snatch Waxman
- Tuesday, December 04, 2007 at 20:57:52 (EST)Anyone know where to find jazz vinyl around these parts? Or blues?
GR
- Tuesday, December 04, 2007 at 19:06:56 (EST)All I want for Christmas is my other 30 teeth.
Shane MacGowan
- Tuesday, December 04, 2007 at 17:13:44 (EST)into the wild = self centered idiot who gats what were comming ta him
OJ Simpson
- Tuesday, December 04, 2007 at 17:03:29 (EST)MJ's senior thesis. The Sneak
- Tuesday, December 04, 2007 at 16:19:06 (EST)Oh, Dante, thanks for clearing out the spim and all. I'll call you as soon as I'm on PBS in the background.
ps
- Tuesday, December 04, 2007 at 16:13:29 (EST)Why were you answering phones? Were you SO BORED with the movie? Were you texting with V!c? mj:(
- Tuesday, December 04, 2007 at 16:12:09 (EST)I missed HAIRCOMBEDFORWARD on PBS?! Must havebeen reading my stupid book Into the Wild mj:(
- Tuesday, December 04, 2007 at 16:10:57 (EST)No but thanks for the heads up on that.
don
- Tuesday, December 04, 2007 at 15:51:57 (EST)Did anyone see HAIRCOMBEDFORWARD hosting the rocky point movie on PBS last night? I was in the back ANSWERING THE PHONES.
Leeron
- Tuesday, December 04, 2007 at 15:49:00 (EST)This is what was going down in Vermont. KOL
- Tuesday, December 04, 2007 at 15:27:04 (EST)Oh, and I heard all you guys like music. I just got a casette tape from some friends of mine. You know, the kind that return phone calls! Sheesh. Dante
- Tuesday, December 04, 2007 at 14:56:13 (EST)Don't worry everybody, I'll get that spimz. I got a little time what with my Prof kicking me out of Early Civ class again for questioning his mental capability to be an ape.
Dante
- Tuesday, December 04, 2007 at 14:48:36 (EST)Oh, PRON! Cool. Let's all click that link.
GR
- Tuesday, December 04, 2007 at 14:15:37 (EST)
I'll buy you that nice CGA monitor you deserve for all your hard work. KOL
- Tuesday, December 04, 2007 at 13:48:08 (EST)When you get your settlement, how will you treat the Lurk?
Old Lady Shroeder
- Tuesday, December 04, 2007 at 13:39:55 (EST)I am left handed to begin with, and it was (is) my left shoulder...which has not healed, either. Not cool. KOL
- Tuesday, December 04, 2007 at 13:36:46 (EST)Why doesn't anybody like me? Look at my lips! Mobly
- Tuesday, December 04, 2007 at 13:23:37 (EST)Hey KOL, what's the residual from bike accident? Doctor Beeper
- Tuesday, December 04, 2007 at 13:19:38 (EST)Yeti in county for one night only. But they did give him a nice metal bench and turned up the AC just for him. On a cold winter night.
free Yeti!
- Tuesday, December 04, 2007 at 13:03:58 (EST)Oh shit is the yeti really in the county? The Sneak
- Tuesday, December 04, 2007 at 12:52:04 (EST)As soon as they let the Yeti out the county jail he'll be back to trevassin' the foothills fo sure
free Yeti!
- Tuesday, December 04, 2007 at 00:50:39 (EST)Looks like v!c has been out of the country again. GR
- Monday, December 03, 2007 at 20:43:28 (EST)Wow
wow
- Monday, December 03, 2007 at 20:40:40 (EST)For those still waiting for the major label tour bus to pick them up ouside of 3's. Albini
- Monday, December 03, 2007 at 17:22:29 (EST)You talking about me? The Real Bookman
- Monday, December 03, 2007 at 12:42:29 (EST)So you and your joy boys drawing pee pees and wee wees and poo poos too, think it's pretty funny. Bookman
- Monday, December 03, 2007 at 12:25:16 (EST)Save up your pennies, baseball fans! GR
- Monday, December 03, 2007 at 12:15:32 (EST)Hey...wait a minute...I smell an homage... scratch here
- Sunday, December 02, 2007 at 19:20:22 (EST)How about Owen gets the tattoo "Mark Lebeau sucks!"
still the best tattoo ever
- Sunday, December 02, 2007 at 19:14:29 (EST)that is one imposing stool. lemme tell ya.
deity
- Sunday, December 02, 2007 at 19:03:13 (EST)who was band, what was Vermont town, who were the RIers?
a shutin wants to know
- Sunday, December 02, 2007 at 18:55:29 (EST)If Ami James ever tattooed me I'd find his house and burn it down and then I'd tattoo a picture of the charred remains on his FACE worst worst artist I have ever seen
- Sunday, December 02, 2007 at 10:32:09 (EST)So, what were the odds of us driving 150 miles to see a Swedish doom metal band play a church in Vermont, only to meet up with about 15 other Rhode Island folks at the show. Wanna guess who they were and what hotel they also stayed at? The Hurt
- Saturday, December 01, 2007 at 20:55:13 (EST)tattoos are soooo A&E. ink free for life yo.
chong ☆○◇□△◎
- Saturday, December 01, 2007 at 19:59:18 (EST)Owen better get a tattoo of MJ
maybe mj
- Saturday, December 01, 2007 at 16:57:45 (EST)When does Owen get his first tattoo? ed
- Saturday, December 01, 2007 at 16:39:23 (EST)Fuck the Catholic League, let's all wear some ELEGANZA Just because it deserves a second look
- Saturday, December 01, 2007 at 10:22:28 (EST)Evel Kneivel will not be down to stir his coffee with his dick this morning!!
jump THIS
- Friday, November 30, 2007 at 22:34:43 (EST)Evel Kneivel will not be down to act like a dick to his coffee this morning
THE BRICKLAYA!
- Friday, November 30, 2007 at 22:00:49 (EST)Evel Kneivel will not be down to jump his bagel in the mronign.
freaking GR beat me to it the Memorial Lester Death Notice memorial
- Friday, November 30, 2007 at 18:30:51 (EST)Evel Knievel will not be jumping the Snake River in the morning.
GR
- Friday, November 30, 2007 at 17:03:35 (EST)OMG! Don't let your kids see this movie as it may encourage them to read the books! And then become atheists! I love these books and they haven't changed my thoughts on organized religion in the least. GR
- Friday, November 30, 2007 at 14:45:30 (EST)Mini Clubman 2008. YES!
GR
- Friday, November 30, 2007 at 14:42:48 (EST)Flavor savers: just upside down Hitler moustaches?
discuss
- Friday, November 30, 2007 at 13:17:23 (EST)He certainly looks like a baby human that's for sure. GR
- Friday, November 30, 2007 at 12:30:41 (EST)It appears as if he already has his hands over his ears. All set for FIDS concert!
don
- Friday, November 30, 2007 at 11:42:52 (EST)Holy MOJO!!!! Dear dog that baby is sweet sweet sweet!!!! Bring him by the RRCC as soon as his eyes open!!! Dear god!!!! That baby is sweet. Almost makes me with I wasn't barren and maiden (and didn't have a dick) so I could bear one of those. Or at least bring one to term. Fucking awesome. Congratuations. Bet him smell like a yummy baby. He also looks JUST LIKE CHONG JR, non??!!!
Uncle MJ
- Friday, November 30, 2007 at 11:13:20 (EST)"Future Man" yellow jumpsuit hidden under blanket
chong
- Thursday, November 29, 2007 at 20:25:51 (EST)
Owen "Mojo" LeBeau
- Thursday, November 29, 2007 at 20:24:17 (EST)Why that kid isn't named Mojo Lebeau I will never know. What a wasted opportunity.
don
- Thursday, November 29, 2007 at 16:54:03 (EST)More possible middle names: moe, joe, jimmy, jimmy-moe, jimmy-joe.
you can thank me by naming the next crotch dropping after me
- Thursday, November 29, 2007 at 16:38:41 (EST)Some songs I haven't thought about in years. GR
- Thursday, November 29, 2007 at 16:10:46 (EST)oh my god it was SO funny until Leeron mispelled SUSAN!!!
Suasan
- Thursday, November 29, 2007 at 14:45:24 (EST)I mis-spelled Susan and ruined the gag. Leeron
- Thursday, November 29, 2007 at 13:41:24 (EST)So I have decided to file an injunction against Owen Lebeau since I named my kid Owen like 7 years ago. In order to make this easier on the Lebeaus I have come up with a list of alternate names:
Taylor
Jordan
Tiffany
Destiny
Cameltoe
Dezz'ray
Rex
Mark Lebeau Sucks Jr
Krystal
Crystal
Chauncey
Van DerBeek
Chase
Devin
Hunter
Cameron
Douchey
Gavin
Rick
Faggy Poodlepop
Brooklyn
Apple
Vantage
Carlton
Benson
Hedges
Pall Mall
Pell Mell
Suasan
Any of these will be acceptable. Once the paperwork is complete I will drop my suit.
Leeron
- Thursday, November 29, 2007 at 13:40:11 (EST)I think somebody here likes dog portraits. mister reusch
- Thursday, November 29, 2007 at 12:39:53 (EST)You mean mj:( writes a song Yuleman for your child and you are NOT going to name him that?
don
- Thursday, November 29, 2007 at 12:38:00 (EST)How about? The Hurt
- Thursday, November 29, 2007 at 12:33:34 (EST)I've always preferred Luke.
GR
- Thursday, November 29, 2007 at 12:23:11 (EST)Kid Name Stealer!
Leeron
- Thursday, November 29, 2007 at 12:18:17 (EST)The only and obvious answer is "Yuleman"
- Thursday, November 29, 2007 at 12:14:37 (EST)Michael The Real KOL
- Thursday, November 29, 2007 at 11:50:38 (EST)Owen Andrew
try this
- Thursday, November 29, 2007 at 11:12:27 (EST)What about "Future Man"? mj:(
- Thursday, November 29, 2007 at 10:29:12 (EST)What about... Eleganza
- Thursday, November 29, 2007 at 09:34:55 (EST)FaggotAss is a popular one The Hurt
- Thursday, November 29, 2007 at 09:11:52 (EST)Owen needs a middle name. I'm thinking this website would be a GREAT place to come for suggestions.
chong
- Thursday, November 29, 2007 at 08:09:57 (EST)Really awesome metal with a tinge of punk and a wink of irony!
very awesome
- Wednesday, November 28, 2007 at 22:03:25 (EST)OWEN! OWEN! OWEN! OWEN! OWEN! OWEN!OWEN! OWEN! OWEN!OWEN! OWEN! OWEN!OWEN! OWEN! OWEN!OWEN! OWEN! OWEN!OWEN! OWEN! OWEN!OWEN! OWEN! OWEN!OWEN! OWEN! OWEN!OWEN! OWEN! OWEN!OWEN! OWEN! OWEN!OWEN! OWEN! OWEN!OWEN! OWEN! OWEN!OWEN! OWEN! OWEN!OWEN! OWEN! OWEN!OWEN! OWEN! OWEN!OWEN! OWEN! OWEN!OWEN! OWEN! OWEN!
CONGRATS!!!!!!
- Wednesday, November 28, 2007 at 16:36:20 (EST)Please vote for Mr. Splashy Pants. Please. Al Bondigas
- Wednesday, November 28, 2007 at 12:29:50 (EST)Yes, I have a lovely photo of Mr. McDuff, the Scottish longhorn on BI, on my desktop.
GR
- Wednesday, November 28, 2007 at 12:03:09 (EST)Congratulations Chong. Muddy Jr. due in mid January.
muddy Briefs
- Wednesday, November 28, 2007 at 11:27:15 (EST)For reals, GR? You want a pic? You really documenting thes guys? Watusi Longhorn
- Wednesday, November 28, 2007 at 11:09:03 (EST)Really? A baby...?
REALLY??!!!
- Wednesday, November 28, 2007 at 11:08:14 (EST)Little UBALDO LeBEau!!! He's HERE!!!!!! OH MY GOD! Sent uncle MJ a picture. And NOW!!!!!!!!! Uncle MJ
- Wednesday, November 28, 2007 at 11:07:04 (EST)Hey Leeron. Somebody is jumping on your 5 star train. smaller = more enjoyable
- Wednesday, November 28, 2007 at 11:01:50 (EST)Little baby ASDRUBAL LeBEAU! don
- Wednesday, November 28, 2007 at 10:43:07 (EST)Bloody socks don't make you a soldier HC
- Wednesday, November 28, 2007 at 10:06:26 (EST)OW, my eyes. But look at the bikes! Al Bondigas
- Wednesday, November 28, 2007 at 09:46:56 (EST)No, you have 2.
Al Bodingas
- Wednesday, November 28, 2007 at 09:32:32 (EST)no, but i do. chong
- Tuesday, November 27, 2007 at 22:27:53 (EST)How's this for a new name?
Pinky Giggle Butt
- Tuesday, November 27, 2007 at 19:31:12 (EST)Terry got a baby yet?
GR
- Tuesday, November 27, 2007 at 18:12:55 (EST)you gotz a pic of Ruthie I can has? Looking to document all long horned cattle in the state.
GR
- Tuesday, November 27, 2007 at 18:05:30 (EST)He musta done had a baby and whatnot.
Musta
- Tuesday, November 27, 2007 at 17:44:56 (EST)Hey whatever happened to Chong Day One, Day Two, Day Three, etc etc...? ps
- Tuesday, November 27, 2007 at 17:27:13 (EST)I got news for you, if you love mus!c, this b@nd might not be for you
mj:(
- Tuesday, November 27, 2007 at 17:26:00 (EST)Is this band any good?
I love music
- Tuesday, November 27, 2007 at 14:43:08 (EST)you are all 3 star REATRDS
fuck me
- Tuesday, November 27, 2007 at 11:02:21 (EST)I'm at LEAST an 8 Star General Leeron
- Tuesday, November 27, 2007 at 10:49:14 (EST)Liam's more like a 7 stars patron or a six star general. The Sneak
- Tuesday, November 27, 2007 at 09:01:41 (EST)wait, isnt dave the 5 star film maker?
one who knows
- Monday, November 26, 2007 at 21:24:17 (EST)What, nobody has ANY EAST BAY VEGGIE EATS NEWS FOR ME? FOR FUCKSAKE.
hungry
- Monday, November 26, 2007 at 18:41:48 (EST)obrigado. sorry about ruptured disk. must tack on 'frozen ground' backhoe fee too...ice since july. why did the bear shit in the woods? BECAUSE IT'S MUCH FUCKING CHEAPER !!
deity
USA - Monday, November 26, 2007 at 17:23:06 (EST)I think its because hanging out with Charlie Pride and playing with Susanna Hoffs isnt as hot and exciting as being a FIVE STAR FILM MAKER. Elron
- Monday, November 26, 2007 at 16:36:09 (EST)Can anybody on this godforsaken lurk offer one bit of useful info to a brother? Who do you have to schtup to get a Crazy Burge style veggie breakfast over in the East Bay area? FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
a brother
- Monday, November 26, 2007 at 16:19:29 (EST)Oh yeah, well my wife just dropped a divorce filing on my ass. I found out from a REPORTER.
HULK HOGAN
- Monday, November 26, 2007 at 16:06:38 (EST)Ya know, Leeron brings up his Rocky Point movie almost as often as I bust out my Highwaymen photo...how come HE doesn't get shit? Oh? He's YOUNG and HIP?! And RELEVANT?
mj:(
- Monday, November 26, 2007 at 16:05:53 (EST)I was all excited to share head banger death jokes and someone beat me too it. Lame.
I saw them play once at ROCKY POINT. Ya know, speaking of Rocky Point...
leeron
- Monday, November 26, 2007 at 15:38:16 (EST)I heard he banged his head :(
Grin Reaper
- Monday, November 26, 2007 at 15:34:33 (EST)Yeah,um, some dood died in Vegas.
Not Lester
- Monday, November 26, 2007 at 15:21:40 (EST)The goshawk is very good at cleaning his plate, just a few feathers left.
Mourning Doves = Bon Bons?
- Monday, November 26, 2007 at 15:03:18 (EST)Did the carnage look like this? Osprey fanatic
- Monday, November 26, 2007 at 12:21:37 (EST)Hey, that guy with the red 2002 is here at the library. GR
- Monday, November 26, 2007 at 12:20:23 (EST)How much to dig the trench?
GR
- Monday, November 26, 2007 at 12:19:54 (EST)Hey Expert Mechanic, do you live on the Block?
get me some of them SCONES!!!
- Monday, November 26, 2007 at 12:05:39 (EST)50 feet of 4" pipe (PVC - drainage grade) = $50. 10 foot lengths are $7. Elbows and couplings run around $2 a piece. Yard of stone gravel is about $30. If you have to have it delivered it is substantially more. Delivery charge can be $100. Sewer Report
- Monday, November 26, 2007 at 11:45:03 (EST)Goshawks 2. Mourning Doves 0. Birdfeeder Update
- Monday, November 26, 2007 at 11:36:48 (EST)Hi I'm new here. I sometimes drop by to see what those ex One Ton Shotgun guys are up to these days. They were always so nice to me. Run far far far away from Rover sedans. There's a nice green one on block island. Expert Mechanic
- Monday, November 26, 2007 at 11:30:05 (EST)44 degrees!That's HOTT! The Library's band must be doing real good!
mj:(
- Monday, November 26, 2007 at 11:21:51 (EST)Where can I get me one of these in yellow? GR
- Monday, November 26, 2007 at 11:07:52 (EST)A Porsche hedge fund. good news
- Monday, November 26, 2007 at 11:04:15 (EST)44 sounds like Billdo's apt. Almost warm enough to defrost a turkey.
The Sneak
- Monday, November 26, 2007 at 10:06:04 (EST)It's pretty cold in here. Is 44 a good temp for storyhour?
GR
- Monday, November 26, 2007 at 09:43:55 (EST)you smelt it you delt it uncle bob
- Monday, November 26, 2007 at 00:14:26 (EST)I am actually interested in what 50 feet of 4" sewer pipe and a yard of stone gravel costs.
deity
- Sunday, November 25, 2007 at 17:50:30 (EST)Sounds like those hippy renters need more fiber in their diets.
Sewer Sucker
- Sunday, November 25, 2007 at 11:07:33 (EST)Could you bring that pipe to Borewick so I don't have to call Jenny again. Or rotorooter who actually fixed the problem (for now).
GR
- Sunday, November 25, 2007 at 10:51:40 (EST)i'll talk about ANYthing to get my books back ; )
deity
- Saturday, November 24, 2007 at 15:02:48 (EST)Saw this dog today. mj want this dog
- Saturday, November 24, 2007 at 14:21:54 (EST)One quarterback sausage sandwich for our Superfan!!!
OJ Simpson
- Saturday, November 24, 2007 at 12:51:19 (EST)Now the Hippie from Mississippi on the other hand... HAHAHAHAHA!
- Saturday, November 24, 2007 at 12:50:44 (EST)That...log...wouldn't...have...been...dropped...by...the...one...and...only...world...famous...serg...by...any...chance...would...it...? OH MY GOD!
- Saturday, November 24, 2007 at 12:49:46 (EST)I know yesterday was International Buy Nothing Day but I broke the rules.
Does 50 feet of 4" sewer pipe and a yard of stone gravel count?
- Saturday, November 24, 2007 at 11:44:03 (EST)Yesterday I took a meeting at Benny's World Headquarters. Its pretty fucking palatial, let me tell you. Soon your band will be named after ME Some Hollywood Big Shot
- Saturday, November 24, 2007 at 11:19:56 (EST)They say it's just a Ned Beatty Moon.....big and white like a coconut pie.....and if you see the Ned Beatty moon....look for the big brown eye..... The Hippie from Mississippi
- Saturday, November 24, 2007 at 11:02:40 (EST)Maybe some of us actually WENT to high school. Ever think of that?!
though I'm sure there are a good number of GEDs here as well
- Saturday, November 24, 2007 at 10:48:20 (EST)wow, high school football talk. I'd rather be bow hunting.
OJ Simpson
- Saturday, November 24, 2007 at 07:59:50 (EST)Yeah but the East Providence "Cities" doesn't have a good ring to it. while we're at it, could somebody stove my head in?
- Friday, November 23, 2007 at 19:27:26 (EST)Then again my first experience there was at the old Dudley Richards arena. With the square nets. I should've suspected, even at age 8, that something had gone horribly awry. Later I decided that whomever the deity, he/she/they had excellent sense of humor.
deity
- Friday, November 23, 2007 at 17:47:54 (EST)Yes that is precisely my point. East Providence is a city, not a town. If it wasn't so sad, it'd be pretty funny.
deity
- Friday, November 23, 2007 at 17:45:41 (EST)Ya know, we haven't had a good head stovin' since v!c got filtered. GR
- Friday, November 23, 2007 at 17:42:28 (EST)And what, exactly, is their mascot? Some 45 yr old guy with a suspended license on a ten speed smoking a cigarette with a DUI or two under his belt?
Note our mascot was the majestic EAGLE soaring above all underage drinking peer pressure
- Friday, November 23, 2007 at 13:59:05 (EST)The East Providence "Townies" got their name from the word "Town" which is where they live An ex-Eagle
- Friday, November 23, 2007 at 13:57:00 (EST)Sweet.
Thanks RL
- Friday, November 23, 2007 at 13:32:08 (EST)The convertible is an Aston-Martin DB2 circa 1950s
Aston Martin DB2/4 Drophead Coupe (1953-1955)
Reference librarian
- Friday, November 23, 2007 at 12:53:32 (EST)KOL/Chong. Please name the convertible that Tippi Hedron drives in The Birds.
Thanks
- Friday, November 23, 2007 at 12:08:54 (EST)Speargun on a plane, what could go wrong? GR
- Friday, November 23, 2007 at 11:04:30 (EST)hey hippie, can i play skin flute in your band? My signature tune can be called "I'm Ugly When I Smile"
mj:(
- Friday, November 23, 2007 at 10:43:58 (EST)WtF, howbout them books? I started series again and am heading to Borders for Plan B aka paperback of book 2. Did I see u at the game?
deity
- Friday, November 23, 2007 at 08:41:16 (EST)im emotionally bald. and so are I'm NUTS!
- Friday, November 23, 2007 at 08:37:27 (EST)I'm not bald, but I;m angry. Can I be in the band? ed
- Thursday, November 22, 2007 at 19:46:07 (EST)again....what the fuck is a 'Townie'?
deity
- Thursday, November 22, 2007 at 18:04:56 (EST)Band name suggestion: Trying=Failure.
Muddy Briefs
- Thursday, November 22, 2007 at 13:59:57 (EST)"Ned Beatty Moon".......to the tune of "Paper Moon"......."They say it's just a Ned Beatty moon....big and white like a coconut pie..........
The Hippie from Mississippi
- Thursday, November 22, 2007 at 13:17:13 (EST)if the gender thing bothers you, it can be Messrs. Zippy since it has that nice Habs fuck ring to it.
deity
- Thursday, November 22, 2007 at 12:54:56 (EST)Plan B: Mrs. Zippy
deity
- Thursday, November 22, 2007 at 12:54:12 (EST)how could sluggo's band not be called Deliverance.
deity
- Thursday, November 22, 2007 at 12:49:24 (EST)"He ain't heavy, he's my brah"
The Hippie from Mississippi
- Thursday, November 22, 2007 at 12:41:19 (EST)"Ho'ona ol'e ke a'pa kina"...........(I've got sand on my nuts)
The Hippie from Mississippi
- Thursday, November 22, 2007 at 11:19:13 (EST)"Foggy mountain luau" The Hippie from Mississippi
- Thursday, November 22, 2007 at 11:10:51 (EST)"This morning, my ass is a volcano" The Hippie from Mississippi
- Thursday, November 22, 2007 at 11:02:39 (EST)Another song.... "I have poi in my back pocket, I did NOT shit myself" The Hippie from Mississippi
- Thursday, November 22, 2007 at 10:22:46 (EST)Some song titles..."I can't get lei'd".......Hillbilly haircut"......"Don't sit on my uke, you fat bastard"....and....It's after noon on Maui, let's start drinkin' The Hippie from Mississippi
- Thursday, November 22, 2007 at 10:15:21 (EST)I was thinking our name might be "Captain Honolulu and his bald angry bluegrass band" The Hippie from Mississippi
- Thursday, November 22, 2007 at 10:06:09 (EST)NEWSFLASH....DATELINE...MAINE
SLUGGO HAS DUTIFULLY BEEN PRACTICING THE BANJO. THE HIPPIE HAS BEEN PUTTING A LOT OF HOURS IN ON THE UKULELE.
COULD THERE BE A NEW SOUND BEING CREATED IN THE NORTHEAST?
CHIL....WE'LL BE NEEDING SWAG...THE LOGO SHOULD HAVE A FAT GUY ON THE UKULELE, AND A BALD ANGRY GUY ON BANJO.(OH, AND HOW'S YOUR WASHTUB BASS SKILLS?)
ANY SUGGESTIONS FOR BAND NAMES WOULD BE WELCOMED.....
The Hippie from Mississippi
- Wednesday, November 21, 2007 at 23:18:13 (EST)tenants=shit=867-5309=eviction mj:(
- Wednesday, November 21, 2007 at 19:10:52 (EST)Exactly. GR
- Wednesday, November 21, 2007 at 14:55:14 (EST)Oh shit what did they do? Gem plumbing? Enquiring
- Wednesday, November 21, 2007 at 14:18:43 (EST)Hey, I just called 867-5309. GR
- Wednesday, November 21, 2007 at 14:10:23 (EST)thanks
j.c.
- Wednesday, November 21, 2007 at 13:18:55 (EST)Parasitic twin.
with crotch shot
- Wednesday, November 21, 2007 at 13:08:58 (EST)Esplain. Please. I mean no disrespect. But what is the hairlike thing near bottom of torso(?)
just curious
- Wednesday, November 21, 2007 at 12:50:27 (EST)Addition through subtraction.
OJ Simpson
- Wednesday, November 21, 2007 at 09:45:19 (EST)2007: the year in pictures
OJ Simpson
- Wednesday, November 21, 2007 at 09:43:10 (EST)She will not look at her watch.
She will not look around the room.
She will be totally fixated on you the whole time.
She will play with her hair and lick her lips before she moves towards you, because she is creating a sexual feeling inside her.
She will reach her hand across the table and glance at yours.
She will touch your shoulder or another part of you very casually.
When she is speaking, she will touch her leg or her face, imagining it was you who was touching her.
OJ Simpson
- Wednesday, November 21, 2007 at 09:36:44 (EST)I am a secret lurker but I will never reveal my identidy.
for fear of pride loss
- Tuesday, November 20, 2007 at 19:48:36 (EST)A reason for KOL to join metafilter. GR
- Tuesday, November 20, 2007 at 17:11:01 (EST)Personally, I liked papyrus until its overuse by yoga studios and the homeopathic like. And I don't like that it's not included in microsoft products. I think those lurkers need to be outed. Come on losers, we know you're there. GR
- Tuesday, November 20, 2007 at 17:03:15 (EST)ITALICgate IS, in fact, so heinous as it implies that EVERYTHING logged on the lurk was merely using words as examples of words rather than semantic content! mj:(
- Tuesday, November 20, 2007 at 15:29:52 (EST)One Word - Papyrus.
Some guy making signs for a coffee shop
- Tuesday, November 20, 2007 at 14:46:48 (EST)Only face worse than Comic Sans would be Revue, though Hobo's a close second. Or Brush Script. mj:(
- Tuesday, November 20, 2007 at 14:28:26 (EST)Comic sans would be worse.
Al Bondigas
- Tuesday, November 20, 2007 at 14:06:16 (EST)Wow! The sabatogery of ITALIC!!!
oh GOD NO!
- Tuesday, November 20, 2007 at 12:11:26 (EST)FUCK YEAH!!!
- Tuesday, November 20, 2007 at 11:47:02 (EST)Oh Yeah!
Yeah!
- Tuesday, November 20, 2007 at 11:46:12 (EST)HA!!!! Sabotagery
- Tuesday, November 20, 2007 at 11:41:56 (EST)Last I heard Gail Greenwood was begging the Gormans to 'put the band back together' but with gail singing for some quick cash. The Sneak
- Tuesday, November 20, 2007 at 11:32:13 (EST)The only time I ever read the lurk is to find out what Gail Greenwod is up to. I used to be in a band with her and she was always so hot and nice to me.
mj:(
- Tuesday, November 20, 2007 at 11:26:21 (EST)That guys telling us about the Rocky Point movie was a fast talker on the order of the Fedex guy
from the old commercials
- Tuesday, November 20, 2007 at 11:25:01 (EST)I have heard of people that are actually ADDICTED to the lurk. They don't drop a log but they do check it 20 times daily. No shit. I met one of them once. He fessed up. He seemed like a regular person too. With a kid and a job. Addicted for 3 years.
What the fuck could the lurk possibly offer ANYONE?
- Tuesday, November 20, 2007 at 11:15:54 (EST)Sweden is kind of near Belgium - I think, right? don
- Tuesday, November 20, 2007 at 10:52:50 (EST)Witchcraft are from Sweden and are the real deal. Not wink-wink 'retro' hipster bullshit. They originally formed as a tribute to Roky Erickson and Bobby Liebling. You can't get much more badass than that. Ok no more music talk until after coffee. KOL
- Tuesday, November 20, 2007 at 09:22:32 (EST)this place looks weird. yay mike lowell!
OJ Simpson
- Tuesday, November 20, 2007 at 08:23:23 (EST)Did u know that people you've never actually met actually sometimes come here and read this bullshit? I mean, what the fuck. the Sneak
- Monday, November 19, 2007 at 21:16:44 (EST)TELL US ABOUT THE MOVIE FASTER, KEN!! Some Guy Who Should Talk Faster
- Monday, November 19, 2007 at 20:41:51 (EST)can't remember grammar either. yikes.
...
- Monday, November 19, 2007 at 20:07:56 (EST)i can't remember a local team ever be so good they're actually fucking boring. unreal. i also can't believe i hung such a curveball given this lurk's propensity for filthy hab dooshes.
deity
- Monday, November 19, 2007 at 20:07:28 (EST)10 down 9 to go
ed
- Monday, November 19, 2007 at 19:11:30 (EST)IT'S NOT ME it's MY FRIEND mj:(
- Monday, November 19, 2007 at 17:59:56 (EST)If bald = Brazilian what do you call what mj:( sports?
The Antartican?
- Monday, November 19, 2007 at 17:51:45 (EST)Hey it's not ME it's MY FRIEND mj:(
- Monday, November 19, 2007 at 17:17:42 (EST)What, you don't find a big football-field-sized-and-shaped pubic hairdo attractive?
MJ need to move to Europe
- Monday, November 19, 2007 at 17:16:52 (EST)Let me be the judge of that! wif
- Monday, November 19, 2007 at 16:03:01 (EST)Hey if you stop getting the bikini wax after summer's over could that be called your winter coat...?
mj's friend
- Monday, November 19, 2007 at 15:15:46 (EST)Mr Whipple will not be down to squeeze the charmin.
Mrs Whipple
- Monday, November 19, 2007 at 14:50:42 (EST)Please tell me those d00dz are Belgian.
don
- Monday, November 19, 2007 at 14:20:48 (EST)I'm going to Vermont next week to see these d00dz play at a stone church. I AM VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS. Give Me A Wooden Cross!
- Monday, November 19, 2007 at 13:56:06 (EST)Anybody have their baby yet this weekend?
mj:(
- Monday, November 19, 2007 at 12:47:20 (EST)If you're in a movie you probably are going to say you like the movie.
Chances Are
- Monday, November 19, 2007 at 11:56:16 (EST)orly? so you must LOVE that new AIDS documentary.
OJ Simpson
- Monday, November 19, 2007 at 11:55:38 (EST)No SRSLY. What do think chef is gonna say? In it= Love it
- Monday, November 19, 2007 at 11:26:20 (EST)i posted as KOLS mom. not the other thing or whatever.
chongo
- Sunday, November 18, 2007 at 20:44:36 (EST)I once had a stalker. Those were the days.
Al Bondigas
- Sunday, November 18, 2007 at 19:35:07 (EST)KOL has a stalker? Capt. Coinstar
- Sunday, November 18, 2007 at 18:33:33 (EST)If I may quote Peter Laughner..."I need a drink...I like the Kinks" KOL
- Sunday, November 18, 2007 at 10:39:08 (EST)CREEPY stalker guy?! Come on!
Stalker Guy
- Sunday, November 18, 2007 at 08:02:44 (EST)Another imposter. Probably Chong. or that creepy stalker guy again. I liked the movie just fine. The Real KOL
- Saturday, November 17, 2007 at 19:06:25 (EST)KOL just jealous cause the only thing he made last year was a slightly lager than normal poopie on Aug 23rd.
KOL's mom
- Saturday, November 17, 2007 at 17:18:34 (EST)KOL, I whole heartedly disagree.
chef
- Saturday, November 17, 2007 at 16:27:05 (EST)Alright, can we just say it now: that Rocky Pt. movie was just o.k. In fact it was a bit loooong! How is that we can watch an entire history of the Panama Canal in 40 minutes, and an incomplete one of Rocky Pt. takes 80!? Come on! I've got rocking to do!
KOL
USA - Saturday, November 17, 2007 at 15:06:39 (EST)You left the island?
Al Bondigas
- Saturday, November 17, 2007 at 14:00:57 (EST)PLECTRUM SIGHTING! Sporting a newish jaunty cap and a swagger only a soon-to-father could have, two lurkers trolling in a 91 Camry spotted the elusive rocker striding and smoking his way down Thayer Street last night. He had a copy of the NYT bestseller "How the Sizz Changed my Life" under each arm and threw them in the bushes when the lurkers approached.
Papa Razzi
- Saturday, November 17, 2007 at 11:32:36 (EST)That, below, is fucking very funny
kudos
- Friday, November 16, 2007 at 18:40:55 (EST)Dear Benny Sizzler. I downloaded one of your songs and by my calculations you owe me 38 cents. 3 minutes at $7.50/hour (dishwasher wage) for time I can never get back. Thanks. Dishwasher
- Friday, November 16, 2007 at 17:58:57 (EST)Don't be expecting any $5 from me. I'm not paying. Al Bondigas
- Friday, November 16, 2007 at 17:47:14 (EST)The one on all fours
no doubt
- Friday, November 16, 2007 at 16:23:33 (EST)My favorite word: albondigas.
Al Bondigas
- Friday, November 16, 2007 at 14:43:29 (EST)All's I heard was some mumbling about a Carlton Banks...
A.I.
- Friday, November 16, 2007 at 12:55:52 (EST)Hey Alan Iverson, that practice sounds suspiciously like the one I attended last night. Which dude am I?
mj:(
- Friday, November 16, 2007 at 12:51:35 (EST)Was he drunk because of Will Smith? If so, he gets a pass.
GR
- Friday, November 16, 2007 at 12:22:59 (EST)One dude is an hour and a half late because he was hanging at a bar with his dealer and didn't think that the world was still revolving. One dude's been drunk since the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air aired at 2pm. And one dude is on all fours sniffing the skanky practice space rug for dog shit that he swears somebody stepped in.
we're talking about practice
- Friday, November 16, 2007 at 11:08:09 (EST)yup, just substitute the word "pillow" for the word "dude"
OJ Simpson
- Friday, November 16, 2007 at 10:57:42 (EST)"Take a pillow; roll it up like a tube and tie a string around it or even use your belt. Push the warm water balloons into the opening of the pillow tube. Your fleshy warm vagina is almost ready. BS Street Team Coordinator
- Friday, November 16, 2007 at 10:55:54 (EST)As long as nobody in your cubicle can read you should be all set.
words words
- Friday, November 16, 2007 at 10:51:54 (EST)Something tells me not to click on Muddy's link. It screams NSFW. My cubicle is open to all
- Friday, November 16, 2007 at 10:47:39 (EST)Fuck the isotoners, try my secret formula for relief when I'm on the lonesome road. Muddy
- Friday, November 16, 2007 at 10:45:43 (EST)i smoke the juice pipe.
OJ Simpson
- Friday, November 16, 2007 at 10:40:09 (EST)
I seen a skinhead kid smoking a pipe the other day. I did.
pipes are coming back for children
- Friday, November 16, 2007 at 10:36:40 (EST)Not KOL at all. the REAL KOL was bust wondering if one could, in theory, fuck a cloned monkey without it being an act against god. the monkey would be manmade right? It's like fucking a couch or isotoner glove.
the real KOL
- Friday, November 16, 2007 at 10:33:17 (EST)Totally an imposter. Quite obvious, isn't it? I was busy perusing the J Crew catalog and contemplating risky foreign tech stocks. The Real KOL
- Friday, November 16, 2007 at 10:28:32 (EST)Somehow I get the feeling that's fake KOL. Everybody knows his leading man woud be Carrot Bottom
Cysto
- Friday, November 16, 2007 at 10:26:19 (EST)my Toonces the cat movie is gonna beat the shit outta you movie. Brad pitt is in it and there's this one scene where me and tom cruise are stuck in a tree and theres this crazy bear that tries to fuck with us and then we see brad pitt climbing this other tree with a rope and he swings it over a branch and then swoops over to our tree and saves us and then we have to enter a motorboat race because the cops have the entire place blocked off and the only way we can get out is to enter the race and then half way through the first lap we beach that shit and make hast for a fuckin safehouse. Its the shit and its got tons of sex in it.
KOL
- Friday, November 16, 2007 at 09:52:19 (EST)$11.00 . Is that good?
Leeron
- Thursday, November 15, 2007 at 18:24:17 (EST)Soo...what's the DAPHNE ZUNIGA flick all about?
sounds good
- Thursday, November 15, 2007 at 17:33:06 (EST)Leeron, how much $$ did you make from the film?! Benny Bean Counter
- Thursday, November 15, 2007 at 17:13:37 (EST)cool leeron, I'll remember that for your headstone. Which is on its way as we speak!
Cheeky Charlie
- Thursday, November 15, 2007 at 16:44:22 (EST)Hey man, before you talk shit keep in mind that we beat out something narrated by DAPHNE ZUNIGA! DAPHNE FUCKING ZUNIGA!!! Some Famous Hollywood Type
- Thursday, November 15, 2007 at 15:50:26 (EST)This is Motormags was pretty good, too. I heard
- Thursday, November 15, 2007 at 13:42:11 (EST)yer movie ain't nothin' till it takes 1st place at the Middlblob Blob Fest
congrats, though
- Thursday, November 15, 2007 at 13:11:34 (EST)Only narrowly beating my documentry about the Northampton Pizza joint that keeps fucking with me. It called "A Slice Of Revenge : the true story of wrong change, inflated delivery charges, and one mans quest for pizza equality"
Chong
- Thursday, November 15, 2007 at 11:45:18 (EST)Runner up at the Northampton film festival was 'Bros 4Eva', a documentary depicting the hijinks of 4 UMass Amherst fraternity brothers as they harass 'stoopid faggots and get mad chicks'. I heard
- Thursday, November 15, 2007 at 11:44:44 (EST)You Must Be This Tall takes "Best Documentary Feature" award at Northampton Independent Film Festival.
Some Famous Hollywood Type
- Thursday, November 15, 2007 at 11:38:18 (EST)63 degrees. I'm gonna ride my bike shirtless. Captain Coinstar
- Thursday, November 15, 2007 at 10:39:35 (EST)Oh no. That's sad news. I'm sorry for Dexter and his whole family. From all accounts she was a sweet, sweet person.
mj:(
- Wednesday, November 14, 2007 at 19:01:33 (EST)Just checked my stupidspace...Dexter's mom passed away last night. Thought I would let you all know in case you hadn't heard.
GR
- Wednesday, November 14, 2007 at 16:52:06 (EST)I heard I got traded to the Ducks.
Tuukka Over Disneyland
- Wednesday, November 14, 2007 at 15:55:20 (EST)KOL, can you come over and change my oil filter? I seem to have burnt my hands off on the heat shield. Thanks.
don
- Wednesday, November 14, 2007 at 15:54:36 (EST)hi
Captain Coinstar
- Wednesday, November 14, 2007 at 11:05:11 (EST)I wish I had a horse to ride to Job Lot
beats the heck outta my bike
- Wednesday, November 14, 2007 at 10:53:17 (EST)because you are a dirty hippy? the slag-o-matic®
- Wednesday, November 14, 2007 at 10:32:43 (EST)Did you get to the sexshun on my chemical romance yet? those guys are RULES!!! Seriously buisiness they shred faces!@
Willhemina
- Wednesday, November 14, 2007 at 10:03:49 (EST)So we have this big coffee table book called PUNK or something and how come only the pre 1975 stuff is even remotely interesting? The Sneak
- Wednesday, November 14, 2007 at 09:30:49 (EST)Hey at least phoney Sizz My Space has cool friends you gotta give it that
- Wednesday, November 14, 2007 at 09:20:14 (EST)I seen the Radio Kaos tour. It was no
darjeeling ltd.
- Tuesday, November 13, 2007 at 20:29:50 (EST)Funny, I thought that said please don't tase me. A patron rode his horse to the library today. I'll bet that hasn't happened in a while.
GR
- Tuesday, November 13, 2007 at 17:01:49 (EST)oh please don't tease me.
don
- Tuesday, November 13, 2007 at 12:02:14 (EST)ummmm, nice myspace page. Probably not you but I know it's not me.
chong
- Tuesday, November 13, 2007 at 09:53:42 (EST)
Benny Fun Fact #27. Chil lists his all time favorite album in HS yearbook as.... RADIO KAOS!!!!
Fun Fact
- Tuesday, November 13, 2007 at 08:22:02 (EST)History of the Ancient
- Monday, November 12, 2007 at 16:55:46 (EST)bird see=bird seed
my spalling is appalling
- Monday, November 12, 2007 at 16:29:51 (EST)gray feathers all that was left and a little bit of undigested bird see that must have been mid-gulp.
- Monday, November 12, 2007 at 16:28:55 (EST)Did you at least get to see the puff of gray feathers?
GR
- Monday, November 12, 2007 at 16:16:27 (EST)Goshawks 1. Mourning Doves 0.
Birdfeeder Report
- Monday, November 12, 2007 at 15:03:19 (EST)Opening weekend of Darjeeling Limited tweren't no You Must Be This Tall opening
- Monday, November 12, 2007 at 14:08:45 (EST)He didn't mean to run it over. It was under a log. They are slow moving. They can live up to 20 years.
20 years is a long time for salamander
- Monday, November 12, 2007 at 13:37:56 (EST)Bananas! Marlon Brando
- Monday, November 12, 2007 at 13:36:45 (EST)My brother wanted to run over this little guy with his backhoe yesterday it was truly an accident, a sad accident
- Monday, November 12, 2007 at 13:32:54 (EST)That was an imposter KOL. KOL :(
- Monday, November 12, 2007 at 12:25:49 (EST)shut up not-chong
- Monday, November 12, 2007 at 11:56:29 (EST)No you shut up KOL. You couldn't even fight an urge to be totally lame!
Chong
- Monday, November 12, 2007 at 11:41:45 (EST)Hey shut up ! I'll fight you, you nattering negative nabob of lurkitivity!
KOL
- Monday, November 12, 2007 at 11:40:38 (EST)So! Who here's up for being really lame?
Oh, that's right, EVERYONE!
Yayyy!
Also Lame?
- Monday, November 12, 2007 at 11:36:59 (EST)i only "crank out" to susanna hoffs. thats it. ever
chong
- Monday, November 12, 2007 at 02:12:28 (EST)Bye weeks suck.
ed :(
- Sunday, November 11, 2007 at 17:53:59 (EST)From cranking one out daily to that cover of RS to cranking one out reading the lurk, chong's come a long ways too. Uh Oh
- Saturday, November 10, 2007 at 20:23:08 (EST)that is an actual 35 mm film picture, unretouched, of that little dog's glorious balls. himmy here
- Saturday, November 10, 2007 at 01:11:16 (EST)too bad no one photoshopped that RS cover
I shit younot, warts and all
- Saturday, November 10, 2007 at 01:09:15 (EST)From the cover of rolling stone to photoshopping dog balls.
You give lief garret a run for his money. now you just need to hug some mullet in a wheelchair and you'll be a legend.
Chong Lee
- Friday, November 09, 2007 at 21:57:18 (EST)Did you photoshop that photo to increase the contrast? TS
- Friday, November 09, 2007 at 20:45:42 (EST)you guys are nuts
the cool guy with a rad life
- Friday, November 09, 2007 at 15:48:34 (EST)wha? My awesome dog Falbo's balls pre-snip aren't w*rk safe...?
okay, will remove...oh wait they already did!
- Friday, November 09, 2007 at 15:17:58 (EST)Great, now lurk NSFW. Thanks, and gross.
GR
- Friday, November 09, 2007 at 14:47:22 (EST)Can someone help me out here? Guy who needs a hand
- Friday, November 09, 2007 at 13:31:10 (EST)Hey what happened to my post about identifying with the hairless, flat chested 12 yeer old boy rockers? Well, except for the hairless part.
mj:(
- Friday, November 09, 2007 at 13:21:06 (EST)One for you music and film fans. GR
- Friday, November 09, 2007 at 11:26:49 (EST)I wish I could be like David Watts KOL :)
- Friday, November 09, 2007 at 11:00:35 (EST)and please take that pic down. I cant be myself. i feel like i have to "tone it down".
the cool guy with the rad life
- Friday, November 09, 2007 at 10:36:25 (EST)Vic should be waterboarded for that last comment. And talking about music only reminds me of how much I hate music. So go waterboard you mom into getting you some SOFT BATCH cookies and shove em up your ASS!
the cool guy with the rad life
- Friday, November 09, 2007 at 10:35:12 (EST)I'm a little creeped by the shirtless wonderboys. All those hairless little chests? Wifebeaters for everyone I say. I missed last week--who's gonna be voted off? I'm glad The Hatch got kicked but I think that *punk* band should have been beaten.
GR
- Friday, November 09, 2007 at 10:33:13 (EST)This website is stupid. Why don't you losers ever talk about music, sweet music?
name withheld
- Friday, November 09, 2007 at 10:30:18 (EST)12 year old boys should go back to the good ole days of wearing full one piece striped swimming costumes
Victorian Vic
- Friday, November 09, 2007 at 10:22:05 (EST)sometimes a subaru is just a subaru
Sigmund
- Friday, November 09, 2007 at 10:19:54 (EST)Subaru words can be creepy too.
just like pedofiles who watch 12 year old boys on televisions
- Friday, November 09, 2007 at 10:18:25 (EST)I'll take two!
the urban sombrero
- Friday, November 09, 2007 at 10:15:56 (EST)Oh my GOD I LOVE your interior APPOINTMENTS! That car ad. Wow. Copywriter's gotta eat too. I actually know a loser who writes for the LL BEan catalog and he truly is a loser who has no problem writng things like "warm winter warmth for snowball fighting toes"
mj:(
- Friday, November 09, 2007 at 10:12:50 (EST)did you just reply to your own post? omg
- Friday, November 09, 2007 at 10:08:25 (EST)and I say MORE SHIRTS off for everybody mj:(
- Friday, November 09, 2007 at 10:03:28 (EST)curt schilling interview Robin Williams?
- Friday, November 09, 2007 at 10:03:12 (EST)Discuss. Vic thinks Light of Doom should not appear shirtless during their televised band contests due to the fact that they ae 12 year old boys and the shirtlessness attracts pedophiles.
mj:(
- Friday, November 09, 2007 at 10:02:31 (EST)Wow. There is something SO VILE about Thrasher Funds that it HAS to be a joke.
fuck me
- Friday, November 09, 2007 at 09:57:20 (EST)The GL Suburu =the GRADY LITTLE Suburu
NOW do you want to fuck that car?
- Friday, November 09, 2007 at 09:55:42 (EST)spammer
ass
- Friday, November 09, 2007 at 09:39:03 (EST)
man, i really wanna fuck that car!
the cool guy with the rad life
- Friday, November 09, 2007 at 09:14:22 (EST)"A spirited woman who yearns to be tamed"...brilliant! KOL
- Friday, November 09, 2007 at 08:56:14 (EST)myspace is HUGE!
notMJ
- Friday, November 09, 2007 at 07:21:25 (EST)It must be cool, they have an @sspace! GR
- Thursday, November 08, 2007 at 15:17:41 (EST)Sick! That is crazy, like Bam crazy. Do you have to have a t-shirt with some spaghetti design thrown on it to apply?
Do you have to have a job?
- Thursday, November 08, 2007 at 14:51:09 (EST)Finally, mutual funds for US! One dippy hippy
- Thursday, November 08, 2007 at 14:42:46 (EST)Wow! That is a lot of cataloging. don
- Thursday, November 08, 2007 at 11:22:53 (EST)Hey Don I sent u emale with special music related stuff in it. KOL :(
- Thursday, November 08, 2007 at 10:40:34 (EST)Oh, right, "Paddle". that's the word I was looking for.
the cool guy with the rad life
- Thursday, November 08, 2007 at 07:54:01 (EST)Getting fired is so underrated in today's post 911 world. Remember when you could flip a table over in a meeting, and shout "this is BULLSHIT" and it felt SO right...?
you can always work at the Putana Diablo
- Wednesday, November 07, 2007 at 21:25:33 (EST)wonder how fired i got today, just for one Shotgun joke that nobody within a couple thousand miles even got beside me, the voices in my head and the lurk. fuck it. still worth it.
deity
- Wednesday, November 07, 2007 at 21:16:53 (EST)Brown is the OLD Red
just so you know
- Wednesday, November 07, 2007 at 20:36:12 (EST)Brown? Must be an old My Little Cotton Pony...
get yer Koho out m'blowhole
- Wednesday, November 07, 2007 at 19:09:25 (EST)i got you one. it has no instructions. it's brown. i hear that brown is the new red.
btw in a roomful of people a certain major gaming co was pitched a new, errrm, tagline for a certain hockey video game. it did involve the koho brand and i guess it sorta involved that brown cotton pony too. one guy laffed hard enough to spill his soda on his laptop. never let it be said that the Shotgun did not represent today in Redwood City. oh hell yes it did.
deity
- Wednesday, November 07, 2007 at 19:04:29 (EST)ps- I told Dots that the movie soaked up too much bandwidth but he claimed it was my Vic20
shoulda bought a mac
- Wednesday, November 07, 2007 at 18:17:11 (EST)The ping pong paddle style idea with the simple phrase "I have a boner" is exactly what I have been looking for. The flip chart is too aggro. Those phrases are what are currently being hurled at me. JC Penney catalog=funny
mj:(
- Wednesday, November 07, 2007 at 18:15:45 (EST)Maybe none of us noticed the pinch with the speed-killing train video of Chong at the top.
Slow Poke
- Wednesday, November 07, 2007 at 17:14:55 (EST)MIT is suing Frank Gehry. Serves him right, fucking asshole. TS
- Wednesday, November 07, 2007 at 16:03:35 (EST)Man I could really go for some Crossfit Squat Videos right about now.
Dale Gorman
- Wednesday, November 07, 2007 at 15:41:02 (EST)And now for a refreshing glimpse back in fashion. GR
- Wednesday, November 07, 2007 at 15:01:32 (EST)yeah but once the white Blackie Lawless set his codpiece on fire
or so the Vh1 legend goes
- Wednesday, November 07, 2007 at 14:28:07 (EST)The only way Blackie Lawless would be cool is he were black. At least then he'd have a pretty good name. It even sounds like a mild racial epithet. The Sneak
- Wednesday, November 07, 2007 at 14:14:23 (EST)Yeah you thought you were gonna see some Blackie Lawless, no?
mj:(
- Wednesday, November 07, 2007 at 13:11:12 (EST)Imagine my surprise when back about 10 yrs ago, I saw an ad for 'The Killer Kane Band' playing at The Station. Imagine the even greater surprise I received when I showed up only to find some shitty attleboro blues buttrock band. KOL
- Wednesday, November 07, 2007 at 13:07:03 (EST)Imagine my surprise to find out that Arthur "Killer" Kane volunteered as a librarian for the freaking mormons' family history center.
GR
- Wednesday, November 07, 2007 at 12:57:52 (EST)Whoa. Hey. What's up!? First of all I NEVER said "that dork". I said the cool guy with the rad life. Jesus, Dots. And you might be surprised to learn that I don't give the Sizz' server pword out to just anybody. Talk about ingrate. Hey, don't forget to study hard at rad Beer Can College, okay?
mj:(
- Wednesday, November 07, 2007 at 12:49:40 (EST)Oh thanks. I'll sit by my computer with baited breath. Shit I'll even miss my Object Oriented JAVA Prog. II class in hopes that you might "drop me" an email. Funny how when you said you wanted me to find the picture of "that dork" going around and around on the toy train I found it and posted it pronto.
Dots
- Wednesday, November 07, 2007 at 12:45:55 (EST)hi dots. thanks. I'll try to email you beginning of next week. been super busy.
mj:(
- Wednesday, November 07, 2007 at 12:39:25 (EST)What, mj, no comment about how I pinched the lurk and it loads much faster? Thanks for noticing. You know it's hard for me to get stuff like that done now that I'm back at BCC full time.
Dots
- Wednesday, November 07, 2007 at 12:06:01 (EST)Deity, can you get me a "my little cotton pony" doll from your w*rk?
mj:(
- Wednesday, November 07, 2007 at 12:01:11 (EST)kinda sorta but no 'play time' FWIW altough there's a very very outside shot at shahks/stahs at the Tank this eve. which would induce wood of course.
deity
- Wednesday, November 07, 2007 at 10:15:56 (EST)nice fids album review
by the way
- Tuesday, November 06, 2007 at 23:44:18 (EST)deity, toys take you coast to coast?
not a bad gig
- Tuesday, November 06, 2007 at 23:43:34 (EST)Squats! GR
- Tuesday, November 06, 2007 at 18:43:11 (EST)To get away from the WHINE!!! HAR!
GR
- Tuesday, November 06, 2007 at 16:18:12 (EST)booze is tough to get away from. Ask me how I know :( KOL
- Tuesday, November 06, 2007 at 14:06:54 (EST)it was almost as bad as the ensuing 5+ hour flight to SF when i found myself behind two...chatty...fellows. yes the lurk tradition of posting from 3000 miles away continues. schilling? wha? why? farrell = more important.
deity
- Tuesday, November 06, 2007 at 13:18:55 (EST)quitting smoking is very difficult. tried, failed, tried again, failed, tried again, failed, etc etc. sucks. i literally walked 2/3 of a mile in each direction at the dulles airport last night to get to the smoking cubicle thingy. worse than the walk of shame. way worse.
deity
- Tuesday, November 06, 2007 at 13:17:01 (EST)
"Mark delivers snotty punk rock with a witty punch and couldn't find the man in the canoe if his life depended on it"
Leeron
- Tuesday, November 06, 2007 at 12:00:51 (EST)leerot, please tell me the author isnt who i know it isnt chong
- Tuesday, November 06, 2007 at 10:52:34 (EST)schilling = signed. 8mil. = 2mil in incentives.
one who knows
- Tuesday, November 06, 2007 at 10:24:30 (EST)uhhh "santa fe train"? no sorry, the answer was santa fe TRAIL! you lose.
- Tuesday, November 06, 2007 at 10:17:25 (EST)oh my god that's really f'n cute
even Buzzo would cry
- Tuesday, November 06, 2007 at 10:07:21 (EST)thats WAY better than that rocky point hype-fest. "chong on toy train" movie LIVES UP to my expectations.
three finger dave the proctor
- Tuesday, November 06, 2007 at 10:02:33 (EST)I heard Chong likes it in the caboose.
Dante
- Tuesday, November 06, 2007 at 09:57:24 (EST)
Why make when you can buy?
TS
- Tuesday, November 06, 2007 at 08:55:16 (EST)i used to have a little sign that had things like "youre cute" and "slow down" written on several flaps of what looked like a ping pong hitter thingy. on one of the included blank flaps I wrote "I have a boner". this was awesome.
chong
- Monday, November 05, 2007 at 20:14:28 (EST)Oh and sorry about the smoking taunts, chong. I don't smoke cigarettes but I do have the habit of smoking pole. A LOT of pole. On another topic, have any of you ever made a creative sign to hold up in your car window and directed at the guy that's always fucking blowing his horn at you and fliping you off as he speeds past?
ps
- Monday, November 05, 2007 at 18:12:40 (EST)Leeron, you should call up that slutty sundries seller and tell her you're a big time MOVIE MAKER now!
mj:(
- Monday, November 05, 2007 at 18:08:35 (EST)Oh, and to answer Don's question - He wanted $8 and a copy of that Boneyard/Crimpshrine split. Totally worth it.
Leeron
- Monday, November 05, 2007 at 14:26:08 (EST)I do indeed remember the awesome racial epithet that Buzz hurled at you. We stopped at a convenience store on the way there and a girl I went to college with who was WAY TOO COOL for me was working. I SHOWED HER! I WAS HANGING OUT WITH BUZZ AND SHE WAS SELLING SUNDRIES!!!! WHOS TOO COOL NOW LADY!!! I SHOWED YOU!!! I AM SOMEBODY!!!! Leeron
- Monday, November 05, 2007 at 14:13:57 (EST)How much did Buzzo charge you to hang out with him?
don
- Monday, November 05, 2007 at 13:02:22 (EST)It's just old footage of Roberto Kelly. KOL
- Monday, November 05, 2007 at 12:29:32 (EST)I don't have sound on my Vic20 so I have no idea what the Roger Kelly videos were all about
just so you know
- Monday, November 05, 2007 at 11:57:16 (EST)One pitch. One homerun. One World Series ring.
That's a good 30 dollar
- Monday, November 05, 2007 at 11:19:35 (EST)$30 for bobby keilty???
wtf?
- Monday, November 05, 2007 at 11:15:10 (EST)go eat some crap all by yourself
chong
- Monday, November 05, 2007 at 11:06:21 (EST)..and I wont care because I'll be enjoying "Trapped in the closet" part 14
chong
- Monday, November 05, 2007 at 11:02:21 (EST)fuck you I didn't charge the Hiwaymen NOTHING for a pic with me
by the by
- Monday, November 05, 2007 at 11:02:19 (EST)why dont you guys talk some more about some thing that happened to you guys that didn't involve the rest of us Bernard Fife
- Monday, November 05, 2007 at 11:01:29 (EST)oh god, MJ's gonna post that damn highwaymen pic soon and say "call me when you meet a REAL star"
chong
- Monday, November 05, 2007 at 11:00:54 (EST)i eat feces
ps to chong
- Monday, November 05, 2007 at 11:00:24 (EST)my nephews met bobby keilty this w/e and he did not tell them to get the fuck away from him mj:(
- Monday, November 05, 2007 at 10:59:56 (EST)I met Bob Gibson once. don
- Monday, November 05, 2007 at 10:56:55 (EST)waznt brad the prince of darkness there too? chong
- Monday, November 05, 2007 at 10:10:18 (EST)no, i only smoked out of habbit. not addiction. and that makes me even stupider. chong
- Monday, November 05, 2007 at 10:08:48 (EST)HA JIM MORGAN!! remember what sweet racial slur buzzo called me during that car ride?
Chong
- Monday, November 05, 2007 at 10:07:24 (EST)I love it when old bands do Relaxed Fit reunions. KOL
- Monday, November 05, 2007 at 10:06:44 (EST)CAPTAIN Jim Fucking Morgan
to you
- Monday, November 05, 2007 at 09:28:25 (EST)The Fabulous Moolah will not be down for sleeperholds this morning. Iron Sheik
- Monday, November 05, 2007 at 09:15:17 (EST)I was in the room for their set too and I also dont remember a camera. Weird. Did you ride to the show with us? I cant remember who was there besides JIM FUCKING MORGAN.
Leeron
- Monday, November 05, 2007 at 09:14:39 (EST)wtf with the R KElly shows?
?
- Sunday, November 04, 2007 at 21:20:28 (EST)who's "jol"?
?
- Sunday, November 04, 2007 at 21:16:49 (EST)Chong, don't you want a cigarette wicked bad? mj:(
- Sunday, November 04, 2007 at 21:16:18 (EST)me and dave were in the room for that. dont remember a camerqa in there though.
chongo
- Sunday, November 04, 2007 at 20:43:20 (EST)Melvins! Melvins!
- Sunday, November 04, 2007 at 18:38:32 (EST)"Are they doing things should never be allowed in the game? Yes.''
The Hammer
- Sunday, November 04, 2007 at 10:06:20 (EST)who sucks more? maclaren or
jol?
- Saturday, November 03, 2007 at 20:21:36 (EDT)it's not that bergeron didn't make a final move that left him wide open to getting stitched. it's not that the guy left his feet either because he didn't. it's that he extended his arms to the back of the head, and it being incident #3 which means coach is telling them to run and ram mindlessly, and that if had been crosby/ovechkin/iginla the suspension would've started at 10 games and been extended from there. it's that now a good young clean player may well have been lindros-ized. 2 games? bullshit. neidermayer, larry robinson, pronger, chara, lidstrom all have/had many, many opportunities to do that, and they do/did not. there is a reason. i want fucking blood and oh, look who's in town on the 1des of march. if i'm teeny tiny danny briere i'm being triple sure my health coverage is current. fuck colin campbell.
deity
- Saturday, November 03, 2007 at 20:14:07 (EDT)this is part 10. a personal fave chong
- Saturday, November 03, 2007 at 18:11:16 (EDT)if everyone could please view R Kellys "trapped in the closet" parts 1-23 on youtube I think next week could really be topps around here.
chong
- Saturday, November 03, 2007 at 18:04:23 (EDT)
Anyone need any wood? Just lost a large part of a sycamore.
GR
- Saturday, November 03, 2007 at 13:03:41 (EDT)okay cool. guess who's off to the batting cages?
no jokes about mj being a bat or something about old
- Friday, November 02, 2007 at 15:40:35 (EDT)I am making progress. You'll see it when you come over the house or come springtime. GR says its not necessary to play Wagner's Ride of The Valkyries and wear an SS officer hat while working on it. Ass Engine Nazi Slot Car Mechanic
- Friday, November 02, 2007 at 14:39:53 (EDT)bands piss me off. with or without bass.
Blong
- Friday, November 02, 2007 at 14:18:15 (EDT)What's up with that Edsel, anayway? When we gonna see it out on the autobahn?
ps
- Friday, November 02, 2007 at 13:49:46 (EDT)What were they driving? Not BROWN Porsches I hope?
mj:(
- Friday, November 02, 2007 at 13:34:03 (EDT)Guys Die In Hot Cars On Fire. My new band. Hair combed forward. KOL :(
- Friday, November 02, 2007 at 13:27:09 (EDT)The dead guys in the burning cars. Was that the accident with the two guys 2 Fast 2 Furious? mj:(
- Friday, November 02, 2007 at 12:48:14 (EDT)Bands with no KOL are irrelevant. KOL
- Friday, November 02, 2007 at 12:44:34 (EDT)Bands with no bass player piss me off. Lester
- Friday, November 02, 2007 at 12:10:01 (EDT)the dead guy dog thing smells of wif or maybe dirty. i did not post that. I think i've seen so many dead and soon to be dead people that it didnt really do much. OH NOES I'M JADED!!!! I NEEDZ TO JOIN BENNYSIZZLER NOW!!!! Chong
- Friday, November 02, 2007 at 11:25:24 (EDT)Chong, don't you wish you weren't on the new you after seeing that conflagration? I know I would need a drink. and what's with the poor dog snuggling with its dead owner?
GR
- Friday, November 02, 2007 at 11:20:53 (EDT)common, couple a RISD type kids with a guitar never killed anyone... Know who else is RAD? Chong
- Friday, November 02, 2007 at 11:16:02 (EDT)new chong is really pushing the limits now. don wan dela nooch
- Friday, November 02, 2007 at 11:13:15 (EDT)I like this guy singy voice. what? Chong
- Friday, November 02, 2007 at 10:31:49 (EDT)ya. there was no point in stopping. both cars were completely engulfed in flamez. you could see part of a guy but he wus long since dead.alz i can say is they musta been doin 200mph with the gastanks on the outside cause the splosion was immense. but i remain happy chong cause no innocent bystanders were killeded.
chong
- Friday, November 02, 2007 at 09:59:20 (EDT)Chong, tell us about Burning Man? KOL
- Friday, November 02, 2007 at 09:32:47 (EDT)
lol
- Friday, November 02, 2007 at 09:05:16 (EDT)Well, that certainly is a sad picture. Not as bad as that time I saw a burning car with a dead guy inside burning up. That was wednesday on the way home from work. I thought it was a plane crash at first.
Chong
- Friday, November 02, 2007 at 08:47:02 (EDT)Old Chong dog finds Old Chong
- Thursday, November 01, 2007 at 18:59:07 (EDT)New chong obviously isn't aware of mj:('s attack of the clones numbered and registered crew shirt.
Diogenes
- Thursday, November 01, 2007 at 17:54:42 (EDT)These pretzels are making me thirsty.
Kramer
- Thursday, November 01, 2007 at 12:27:03 (EDT)Actually he was a jackolantern. his idea. we werent being cute. imagine an orange ewok suit. (don and mj, an ewok is from a star wars movie. So you can save your "im too cool to know what an ewok is" post)
Chong
- Thursday, November 01, 2007 at 11:51:57 (EDT)All this talk about quitting drinking is making me thirsty. Lester
- Thursday, November 01, 2007 at 11:42:30 (EDT)Awww, poor Chong, I'm with you. I cut sugar, coffee, white flour, and alcohol (except for the occasional glass of wine) out of my diet 5 months ago. You get used to it after a few weeks. TS
- Thursday, November 01, 2007 at 11:30:04 (EDT)What was Chong Jr. for Hallowwen? A guy with a big Coke gut?
hahahahaaa!
- Thursday, November 01, 2007 at 11:14:01 (EDT)Tibbets, the pilot and commander of
the B-29 that dropped the atomic bomb on Hiroshima, Japan, died
Thursday. He was 92.
- Thursday, November 01, 2007 at 11:00:31 (EDT)too bad I hates pankakes. Here's one for the ladies. Chong
- Thursday, November 01, 2007 at 10:47:47 (EDT)Water tastes good. I will allow myself a coke every now and then. I just dont wanna be the dude with the big gutty-wut at numerous social events.
Chong
- Thursday, November 01, 2007 at 10:44:34 (EDT)Check this out, Chong. Sure to make your day easier and organic. GR
- Thursday, November 01, 2007 at 10:43:22 (EDT)was there any buckshot in that gray baggie of yours?
Krist
- Thursday, November 01, 2007 at 10:42:06 (EDT)The Superman movie you guys are talking about-is that the one with sound?
mj:(
- Thursday, November 01, 2007 at 10:42:04 (EDT)Wait, Chomg is giving up POP? Didn't he write a damn song about COKE® for chrissakes? mj:(
- Thursday, November 01, 2007 at 10:41:18 (EDT)It's kinda like that I guess. Except Zod wasn't a cocksucker. Chong
- Thursday, November 01, 2007 at 10:30:27 (EDT)HA! New Chong can't even defend himself anymore! Man, this is gonna be fun. Like when Superman gave up his powers then got his ass kicked by General Zod. Clarence
- Thursday, November 01, 2007 at 10:26:01 (EDT)I know, I know, youtube links. the bedazzler
- Thursday, November 01, 2007 at 10:21:19 (EDT)Clarance, you can't bring me down. You negative nelly. Now go drown in your own sweat. Stinky. Chong
- Thursday, November 01, 2007 at 10:17:43 (EDT)I was the Widow Cobain, carrying a baggie of gray dust labeled "Kurt".
ed
- Thursday, November 01, 2007 at 10:05:35 (EDT)Oh, Chong is on Day 3 of being a pussy. Clarence
- Thursday, November 01, 2007 at 09:49:59 (EDT)LRN2 IMG SIZE PLZ
Chong
- Thursday, November 01, 2007 at 09:38:42 (EDT)
OH NOES
- Thursday, November 01, 2007 at 09:33:32 (EDT)
