Benny Sizzler Lurkive July 3-October 31, 2007*
*not so many jewels in this one either

brought to you by:

THE MOTHER FUCKING 2007 WORLD CHAMP BOSTON RED SOX

 

WHWRE IS WORLD SERIE BALLZ?!!
Duke Carver
- Wednesday, October 31, 2007 at 22:35:58 (EDT)
CHONG IN REAL LIFE
just like the stipid MOVIe
- Wednesday, October 31, 2007 at 22:35:15 (EDT)
Which disgusts you more?: free Taco Bell taco or Barenaked Ladies?
TS
- Wednesday, October 31, 2007 at 21:36:51 (EDT)
Day 3 of my new life plan. My plan for a new happy life. No soda, not much beers, no smokes, more BBC radio, less sports radio, more outside, less inside, more happy, less unhappy.
Chong
- Wednesday, October 31, 2007 at 19:46:10 (EDT)
ching tina and hazel? i suppose ironic part is ching being only one without penis. did don k. o'harski get that email? it got blocked by spim filter and just saw today.
deity
- Wednesday, October 31, 2007 at 18:53:15 (EDT)
ed, what are you for Halloween?
mj:(
- Wednesday, October 31, 2007 at 16:12:48 (EDT)
Why would you want to wait in line for an hour to get a .99 taco?
ed
- Wednesday, October 31, 2007 at 16:08:52 (EDT)
who got a bloody taco?
anybody?
- Wednesday, October 31, 2007 at 15:38:08 (EDT)
Hey chong day 3, how do you get these exclusive NESN things? Lame three ways with Tina and Hazel M?
mj:(
- Wednesday, October 31, 2007 at 15:37:13 (EDT)
All right, day 3 of what?
I'll bite
- Wednesday, October 31, 2007 at 11:22:42 (EDT)
old friend sat next to pegg on the way to the US. thus becomming his "first american fan". i have not seen spaced though. i did see him on "top gear" and also on the russell brand show where he was very funny.
Chong
- Wednesday, October 31, 2007 at 09:43:28 (EDT)
Has anyone seen Spaced? Apparently they will be doing an amurikhan version of this also. Probably badly by the sound of it. I do like those Shaun of the dead guys.
GR
- Wednesday, October 31, 2007 at 09:39:33 (EDT)
Shut Up CHONG
Tacoby Bellsbury
- Wednesday, October 31, 2007 at 07:41:12 (EDT)
I don't think I like sports that much.
Chong
- Wednesday, October 31, 2007 at 07:26:27 (EDT)
Speaking of farts, don't forget - from 3-5 today you can get something for free that no one in their right mind would ever want.
Clarence
- Tuesday, October 30, 2007 at 12:46:17 (EDT)
Plectrum and Hitler have at least one thing in common.
Lester
- Tuesday, October 30, 2007 at 12:15:12 (EDT)
oh man. i smell a script.
Duke Carver
- Tuesday, October 30, 2007 at 12:04:21 (EDT)
ROLLING RALLY II Tuesday, October 30, 2007 Draft 2 10:30 a.m. DON ORSILLO: YOU ARE LOOKING LIVE AT FENWAY PARK IN BOSTON AS RED SOX NATION PREPARES TO WELCOME HOME THE 2007 WORLD CHAMPIONS… WELCOME TO ROLLING RALLY II. HI, I'M DON ORSILLO ALONG WITH TINA CERVASIO AND TOM CARON… IT WAS EXACTLY THREE YEARS AGO TODAY-OCTOBER 30, 2004--THAT WE GATHERED IN THIS SAME SPOT, FENWAY PARK, TO PREPARE TO CELEBRATE THE WORLD CHAMPION BOSTON RED SOX. JUST AS WE HAD THREE YEARS AGO, AMPHIBIOUS "DUCK BOATS" ARE LINED UP, WAITING FOR THE CHAMPS TO BOARD AND CELEBRATE THEIR GLORY WITH THE FANS OF BOSTON. TINA CERVASIO: THIS RALLY WILL HAVE SOME DIFFERENCES AS WELL. RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DUCK BOAT LINEUP IS A FLAT BED TRUCK THAT WILL HAVE A COUPLE OF THE MORE COLORFUL CHARACTERS OF THIS SQUAD, AND SOME OF THE BOSTON MUSIC THAT HAS GOTTEN NATIONAL ATTENTION. 10:32 a.m. INTRO OF MAYOR TOM CARON : MORE ON THAT IN A LITTLE WHILE, BUT WE START OUR ROLLING RALLY PROGRAM BY WELCOMING THE MAN WHO CAME UP WITH THIS CONCEPT, THE FIRST FAN OF BOSTON, MAYOR THOMAS M. MENINO. 10:33 a.m. CARON/ORSILLO INTERVIEWS MAYOR 10:38 a.m. INTRO OF JOHN HENRY, TOM WERNER, LARRY LUCCHINO DON ORSILLO: NOW JOINING US ARE THE THREE MEN WHO CAME TO THIS TOWN SIX SEASONS AGO, AND ALL THEY'VE DONE SINCE THEY ARRIVED IS TAKE THIS TEAM TO THE POSTSEASON 4 TIMES, WIN TWO WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS, IMPROVE FENWAY PARK, AND CREATE AN ATMOSPHERE IN THE STANDS AND IN THE COMMUNITY THAT HAS US READY TO SET THE ALL-TIME SELLOUTS RECORD THIS COMING SEPTEMBER! QUITE A RESUME! WELCOME JOHN HENRY, TOM WERNER, AND LARRY LUCCHINO! 10:39 a.m. ORSILLO/CARON/CERVASIO INTERVIEW HENRY, WERNER, LUCCHINO 10:45 a.m. INTRO OF THEO AND TITO TINA CERVASIO: IF JOHN HENRY, TOM WERNER, AND LARRY LUCCHINO HAVE BEEN THE STEWARDS THAT HAVE BACKED AND CREATED THIS NEW ENERGY OF THE RED SOX, TWO OF THE LEADERS WHO HAVE USED THAT BACKING TO BRING RED SOX NATION TWO TROPHYS ARE WITH US NOW… WELCOME GENERAL MANAGER THEO EPSTEIN AND MANAGER TERRY FRANCONA! 10:46 a.m. ORSILLO/CARON INTERVIEW THEO AND TITO 10:50 a.m. INTRO OF MIKE LOWELL TOM CARON: WELL, WHEN THE RED SOX MADE THE TRADE FOR JOSH BECKETT AND MIKE LOWELL LATE IN 2005, PLENTY OF EXPERTS HAD PLENTY TO SAY ABOUT IT. NOW TAKE A LOOK: BECKETT IS THE FRONT RUNNER FOR THE CY YOUNG AWARD AND WAS THE MVP OF THE AMERICAN LEAGUE CHAMPPIONSHIP SERIES. LOWELL IS THE FRONT RUNNER FOR THE CLUB MVP AWARD AND WAS NAMED THE MVP OF THE WORLD SERIES! HOW'S THAT FOR A TRADE?! WELCOME WORLD SERIES MVP MIKE LOWELL! 10:51 a.m. ORSILLO INTERVIEWS MIKE LOWELL 10:55 a.m. INTRO JOSH BECKETT TINA CERVASIO: WHERE WOULD WE BE WITHOUT MIKE LOWELL? AND WHERE WOULD WE BE WITHOUT JOSH BECKETT? DON'T LET THIS STRING OF 7 STRAIGHT WINS MAKE YOU FORGET HOW WORRIED SOME MEMBERS OF RED SOX NATION WERE WHEN THE SOX WERE DOWN TO THE INDIANS, 3 GAMES TO 1. THE FATE OF THE 2007 SEASON RESTED ON THE SHOULDERS OF THIS MAN…LET'S WELCOME JOSH BECKETT! 10:56 a.m. ORSILLO INTERVIEWS JOSH BECKETT 11:00 a.m. INTRO CURT SCHILLING DON ORSILLO: WHEN IT COMES TO THIS NEXT GUEST, TAKE A LOOK AT THE LAST FOUR YEARS. HE COMES TO BOSTON ON A MISSION-TO HELP ERASE THE CURSE. AND WITH A BLOODY SOCK THAT SITS UNDER GLASS IN THE HALL OF FAME, HE HEROICALLY HELPED PITCH THE RED SOX TO A CHAMPIONSHIP. NOW, IN 2007, HE THROWS A NEAR NO-HITTER IN JUNE, RE-INVENTS HIS PITCHING STYLE AND HELPS THIS FRANCHISE TO A SECOND WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP! TWO DIFFERENT WORLD SERIES-TWO ENTIRELY DIFFERENT STORIES AS WE WELCOME CURT SCHILLING! 11:01 a.m. INTERVIEWS SCHILLING 11:05 a.m. INTRO DAVID ORTIZ TINA CERVASIO: WHEN THE TEAM WAS IN CLEVELAND, AND THE INDIANS HAD A 2-GAMES TO 1 LEAD ON THE RED SOX, THIS NEXT MAN CALLED A PLAYERS ONLY MEETING. HIS WORDS WERE TAKEN TO HEART, AND THEY WENT ON TO MAKE HISTORY AGAIN. LET'S ASK HIM WHAT HE SAID. WELCOME, THE HEART AND SOUL OF THIS TEAM, BIG PAPI, DAVID ORTIZ! 11:06 a.m. INTERVIEWS ORTIZ 11:10 a.m. INTRO JASON VARITEK DON ORSILLO: IF THERE'S BEEN ONE CONSTANT DURING THIS FIVE YEAR RUN OF FOUR POST-SEASON VISITS AND TWO WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS, IT HAS BEEN THE UNIVERSALLY APPLAUDED LEADERSHIP OF THE CATCHER, THE CAPTAIN, JASON VARITEK! 11:11 a.m. INTERVIEWS VARITEK 11:15 a.m. ABOUT THE ROLLING RALLY DON ORSILLO: NOW IN JUST A FEW MINUTES, THESE PLAYERS ARE GOING TO CLIMB ABOARD THE DUCK BOATS. NOW WHERE'S THE BEST VANTAGE POINT TO SEE YOUR HEROES? THEY WILL COME OUT ONTO BOYLSTON AND HEAD EAST, MOVING SLOWLY, READING YOUR SIGNS, AND TALKING TO YOU WITH MICROPHONES THAT THEY HAVE ON MANY OF THE DUCKS. THE PROCESSION MOVES UP BOYLSTON TO COPLEY SQUARE, WHERE THEY WILL PAUSE FOR A MOMENT AND PERHAPS HEAR FROM THE BOSTON BAND THAT NOW HAS TWO ANTHEMS AT FENWAY PARK, "TESSIE," WHICH OF COURSE HELPED US WIN THE 2004 WORLD SERIES, AND "SHIPPIN' OFF TO BOSTON," THE THUNDEROUS AND FOREBODING PIECE OF MUSIC FROM THE OSCAR-WINNING "THE DEPARTED." THOSE HEAVY CHORDS TELL THE OPPONENTS THAT THEY WILL SO BE DEPARTED, FOR THEY HERALD THE ARRIVAL OF JONATHAN PAPELPON. TINA CERVASIO: SO LOOK FOR PAPELBON AND THE DROPKICKS ON THE BIG FLATBED TRUCK AROUND COPLEY SQUARE, THEN THE PARADE WILL CONTINUE TO THE BOSTON COMMON ON THE BOYLSTON SIDE, AND ALL ALONG THE TREMONT SIDE. AND AGAIN, WE HOPE TO HEAR FROM THE DROPKICKS AT THAT POINT, AND ONCE MORE, WHEN THE ROLLING RALLY PASSES CITY HALL. NOW UNLIKE IN 2004, THE DUCK BOATS WILL NOT VENTURE INTO THE DIRTY WATER OF THE CHARLES RIVER; THE DUCKS WILL WHISK THEM BACK TO FENWAY JUST AFTER THEY PASS CITY HALL. DON ORSILLO: SO THAT'S THE ROUTE THE CITY HAS PLANNED FOR YOU, AND YOU CAN ENJOY IT UP CLOSE AND IN PERSON, OR YOU CAN CATCH ALL OF THE PARADE ON TELEVISION. SO IN JUST A FEW MINUTES, THE PLAYERS ARE GOING TO BOARD THOSE BOATS, SO WHILE WE HAVE TIME, LET'S MEET SOME MORE OF THE PERSONALITIES WHO DEFINED 2007 AND WHO HAVE MEANT SO MUCH TO THE RED SOX. 11:20 ADDITIONAL POTENTIAL INTERVIEWEES BOBBY KIELTY, WHO HIT THE DECISIVE PINCH HOMER THAT PROVIDED THE MARGIN OF VICTORY IN THE 4-3 GAME 4 WIN MIKE TIMLIN, WHO GOT TWO KEY STRIKEOUTS IN GAME 4 JONATHAN PAPELBON, AN MVP CANDIDATE AND FREE SPIRIT KEVIN YOUKILIS, A ROOKIE IN 2004 AND A SOLID VETERAN IN 2007 ALEX CORA, A SMART INFIELDER WHO EVERYONE SAYS WILL ONE DAY BE A MANAGER JACOBY ELLSBURY, WHO STARTED THE YEAR IN DOUBLE A BALL AND WOUND UP AN OUTSTANDING WORLD SERIES HERO JOHN FARRELL, WHO QUIETLY TOOK OVER THIS PITCHING STAFF AND SIMPLY WON A WORLD SERIES KEN CASEY OF DROPKICK MURPHYS, WHO CREATED "TESSIE" TO WIN THE 2004 WORLD SERIES, AND "SHIPPIN' OFF TO BOSTON" TO WIN IN 2007. EXIT DON ORSILLO: AND NOW, IT'S TIME TO BOARD THE BOATS, CELEBRATE THE CHAMPIONSHIP, AND DANCE ON THE DUCKS AS ROLLING RALLY II BEGINS… THANKS, EVERYBODY!
chong
- Tuesday, October 30, 2007 at 10:55:26 (EDT)
Wake up for work @ 2am.
Chong
- Tuesday, October 30, 2007 at 10:53:52 (EDT)
fans arent allowed in. its a rolling rally on duckboats again. the fenway "pre-rally" is just for the cameras.
chong
- Tuesday, October 30, 2007 at 10:53:24 (EDT)
why couldn't you watch the games?
tv broke?
- Tuesday, October 30, 2007 at 10:52:47 (EDT)
are there 50 people TOPS at Fenway for the celebration...?
not for nuthin'
- Tuesday, October 30, 2007 at 10:50:46 (EDT)
He probably will do it, he shouldn't,but he probably will. I think some of the fun of all this is removed for me since I can't actually watch the games and it makes the next day of work pretty awfull. Also I should add that while i like sports, I dont "LIKE" like sports.
Chong
- Tuesday, October 30, 2007 at 10:05:13 (EDT)
Hey Beckett said he was going to dance with the Papelbot if they won the WS. Do you think he'll be on the flatbead too?
or is he too cool for school
- Tuesday, October 30, 2007 at 09:59:50 (EDT)


- Tuesday, October 30, 2007 at 07:58:32 (EDT)
While I'm glad the sox won I think stopping the rolling rally so that PAP can dance the jig to the dropkick murphys is totally fucking lame.
Chong
- Tuesday, October 30, 2007 at 04:10:53 (EDT)
Who thinks going as Investigator Debby Macdonald is a good costume? And not the sexy version either. Just pure old fashioned ass kicking Debby Macdonald.
google it
- Monday, October 29, 2007 at 22:39:40 (EDT)
Like HOW much cash...?
just curious
- Monday, October 29, 2007 at 22:37:41 (EDT)
What a lovely Sunday. Another complete ass-kicking courtesy of the Belichick-Brady Express followed by ed winning a boatload of money thanks to J Papelbon and some well-placed sheckles at the Venetian Sports Book last April. Sports are always more fun when you have a big hunk of cash riding on the outcome.
ed
- Monday, October 29, 2007 at 19:20:40 (EDT)
I went as Pete Townshend's guitar beating some sense into Jason Varitek.
TS
- Monday, October 29, 2007 at 17:28:31 (EDT)
you said "millsy" = you win.
chong
- Monday, October 29, 2007 at 16:36:57 (EDT)
So what's a halloween costume if it ain't sexy, GR?
ps
- Monday, October 29, 2007 at 15:04:55 (EDT)
You got put on double secret probation the day AFTER the World Series win? What, is your boss a COMMIE or something?!
or a Yankees fan
- Monday, October 29, 2007 at 14:58:21 (EDT)
Okay, so I wanted the Rockies to win one fucking game for fuck's sake but then when Boston won and my Manny came running out of the dugout with a big smile and Tito hugged Millsy, well I said, okay. Good for them.
mj:(
- Monday, October 29, 2007 at 14:57:14 (EDT)
This sums up my day.
Lester
- Monday, October 29, 2007 at 14:37:19 (EDT)
When is Chong moving to New Zealand and do they have the internetz there?
Let's hope not
- Monday, October 29, 2007 at 12:00:43 (EDT)
Lonestar makes Barenaked Ladies almost bearable
TS
- Monday, October 29, 2007 at 11:46:18 (EDT)
HA HA you FORMULATE opinions and VOICE THEM!
Does the bad machine know it's a BAD machine
- Monday, October 29, 2007 at 11:23:15 (EDT)
ha ah you gave an opinion! what a tosser!
chong day one
- Monday, October 29, 2007 at 10:55:05 (EDT)
ha ah you gave an opinion! what a tosser!
chong day one
- Monday, October 29, 2007 at 10:55:04 (EDT)
KOL just got put on double secret probation @ w@rk for attitude and differing and significant biz philosophies with VP.
KOL :(
- Monday, October 29, 2007 at 10:33:15 (EDT)
You knew he was Canadian right?
GR
- Monday, October 29, 2007 at 09:30:42 (EDT)
And now for something completely ridiculous.
GR
- Monday, October 29, 2007 at 09:29:29 (EDT)
No, I'm never sexy. I'm not even sure what I was but it was certainly not sexy. There were these sexy outfits: nurse, little bo peep (really), paris hilton jailbird, wonder woman, Daphne from Scooby Doo, and a guy dressed as a tampon. Well, maybe that last one was not so sexy. Cupcake was either Caesar or Caligula.
GR
- Monday, October 29, 2007 at 09:19:48 (EDT)
oh fuck Kielty. time to switch back to top fuel drags on the other channel
MJ OUT
- Sunday, October 28, 2007 at 23:09:04 (EDT)
jesus christ. read through my flurry of posts and tell me I'm not a regular Bill Reynolds
hate myself almost as much as I hate Bill Reynolds
- Sunday, October 28, 2007 at 22:52:30 (EDT)
Can we get a fucking rally here for fuck's sake?
Rockies need some brothers
- Sunday, October 28, 2007 at 22:50:32 (EDT)
God gave me herpes too but you don't hear me bragging about it
fuck me finally a fucking hit for the Rockies
- Sunday, October 28, 2007 at 22:49:23 (EDT)
God told me he hated the Rockies and oh yeah he hates Timlin too who said that God gave Lester cancer
nice God
- Sunday, October 28, 2007 at 22:46:59 (EDT)
Did Sluggo wear the warm ups he purchased special for a Lunachicks show?
Or the ones he bought for Social D
- Sunday, October 28, 2007 at 22:46:10 (EDT)
God cursed the Rockies
and he hates Coors
- Sunday, October 28, 2007 at 22:44:36 (EDT)
TS hearts Lonestar
oof
- Sunday, October 28, 2007 at 22:42:44 (EDT)
If Ricky Chang can produce said picture of Chong crotch on pubric website address, I'd like to see it
or maybe not
- Sunday, October 28, 2007 at 22:42:14 (EDT)
Can the Rockies just get a fucking hit for fuck's sake?
mj:(
- Sunday, October 28, 2007 at 22:40:40 (EDT)
GR, no doubt your costume was a "sexy" version of whatever it was you were going as?
mj:(
- Sunday, October 28, 2007 at 22:39:56 (EDT)
Please god can the Rockies just fucking tie it up for once for fuck's sake?!!
mj:(
- Sunday, October 28, 2007 at 22:38:28 (EDT)
Um,hi. Why does everyone say you look great when you are wearing a costume that includes awful makeup and your hair is all fvked up? They never say you look great when you're wearing your sweatpants and tweetie bird sweatshirt with slippers. Just axin'
GR
- Sunday, October 28, 2007 at 16:34:44 (EDT)
I know, I know. Don't rub it in.
TS
- Sunday, October 28, 2007 at 15:49:26 (EDT)
Oh dear. Another World Series sweep.
Let's make this a CONTEST for fuck's sake
- Sunday, October 28, 2007 at 10:23:32 (EDT)
Both Sluggo and Corky are paying far too much attention to their balls than should be paid in mixed company.
The Hippie from Mississippi
- Sunday, October 28, 2007 at 02:02:14 (EDT)
Is Sluggo scratching his balls presently?
I'm guessing yes
- Sunday, October 28, 2007 at 01:44:15 (EDT)
Bunky takes the prize with a deadly squeaker...Corky strains but comes up empty, he is expected to have a much better day tomorrow after scarfing spicy snacks all evening. Sluggo takes the sleep suit competition handily with a mixed Nike and Fruit of the Loom number.
The Hippie from Mississippi
- Sunday, October 28, 2007 at 01:10:57 (EDT)
haha Tek likes BARENAKED LADIES!!!
HAHA, TS!
- Saturday, October 27, 2007 at 21:20:44 (EDT)
Asdrubal is a very common name in Venezuela, so he probably didn't get made fun of as a kid. On the other hand, as an adult in the USA, I bed people call him Assdribble all the time.
TS
- Saturday, October 27, 2007 at 19:02:03 (EDT)
1 carb rebuilt. All nuts/bolts/fitting polished. Velocity stacks gleaming. Next up, the other carb.
KOL
- Saturday, October 27, 2007 at 17:03:30 (EDT)
You get to see Bunky and Corky in their sleep suits tonight?! LUCKY!!
The Thing From Beijing
- Saturday, October 27, 2007 at 15:36:48 (EDT)
Bunky, Corky and their handlers are leaving the great state O' Maine and stopping at my home for a sleep suit fashion show tonight. There will also be a dog fart competition during the 7th inning stretch. Anyone interested in entering either event can call me for directions.
The Hippie from Mississippi
- Saturday, October 27, 2007 at 09:55:35 (EDT)
Hello and most happy to be in touch with you BENNY SIZZLER. My name is Ricky Chang and I represent a man known to you as Chong Lee. It has come to my clients attention that there is a chance that a picture of crotch may appear on pubric website address. As webmaster I must hold you entirely responsible if this is to be occuring and will have no choice but to take immidiate and also actions of litigation. No one wants this. Especially chong. He said yesterday"it nice to have @MJ and Don back but dont get me wrong, I sue them and take custody of all those dogs and then overfeed them and give them back all fat and shit" So lets end this now ok chief? Also Chong can be quoted as saying "when next show?" See? he nice guy. He care about stuff like that but he can be nasty like bearclaw if pushed. Have nice day. Honorably yours, Ricky Chang

- Saturday, October 27, 2007 at 08:26:01 (EDT)
Do you think they called him Assdribble in high school?
Duke Carver
- Friday, October 26, 2007 at 22:34:08 (EDT)
Cabrera's necklace is no homage to ZZ Top; they are supposed to be good luck
TS
- Friday, October 26, 2007 at 15:56:42 (EDT)
It takes a man with beads man to wear beads like that
Bernard Fife
- Friday, October 26, 2007 at 15:43:33 (EDT)
A recipe for even the worst cooks. Be sure to read the reviews!
GR
- Friday, October 26, 2007 at 14:55:31 (EDT)
If a man who drives a Hummer cradles a dwarf zucchini then Asdrubal must be hung like Mo Vaughn's bat.
bertha?
- Friday, October 26, 2007 at 13:39:12 (EDT)
He wore a PEARL NECKLACE
ZZ Top
- Friday, October 26, 2007 at 13:13:49 (EDT)
I'm glad I'm not the only one what wants to know 'bout the pearls. Maybe his mommy bought 'em for him for graduation?
GR
- Friday, October 26, 2007 at 12:48:16 (EDT)
aww...who knew Terry was such a softie?
mj:(
- Friday, October 26, 2007 at 12:28:48 (EDT)
see?

- Friday, October 26, 2007 at 12:11:29 (EDT)
Asdrubal. White pearls. Answers?
not that there's anything wrong with them
- Friday, October 26, 2007 at 10:11:23 (EDT)
That's IT!!! "Polkahauntus"!!! I DON'T WANT HER YOU CAN HAVE HER SHE'S TOO DEAD FOR ME!!!!!!
and something else about "black bush, blond hair, blue eyes what a crazy mixed up chick..."
- Friday, October 26, 2007 at 10:10:14 (EDT)
Take this you Cororado round eyes.
"Dice K"
- Friday, October 26, 2007 at 09:53:48 (EDT)
"I don't want her. You can have her. She's too dead for me."
Polka Hauntas
- Friday, October 26, 2007 at 09:51:22 (EDT)
We like baseball.
Ubaldo and Asdrubal
- Friday, October 26, 2007 at 09:48:22 (EDT)
I don't remember no polka band.....wet brain problem....I just picture a balding Foghorn saying "Polkahauntus"
The Hippie from Mississippi
- Friday, October 26, 2007 at 09:45:32 (EDT)
Hey. Wow. What WAS up with the Boys to Spider's performance...? Wow. Couldn't hear themsleves? Nervous? Too atonal a harmony? Wow.
Bernard Fife
- Friday, October 26, 2007 at 09:44:56 (EDT)
If that guy IS the Hippie from Mississippi, how comes he doesn't know the name of his Gothic Polka band?!
HAHAHAHAHA!
- Friday, October 26, 2007 at 09:42:11 (EDT)
Chil....remember when I paid you to play the James Gang on your punk radio show?........whore.
The Hippie from Mississippi
- Friday, October 26, 2007 at 09:31:36 (EDT)
Ageist's rollover was supposed to say: Taylor blew "Boys to Spiders" away.
jesus.
- Friday, October 26, 2007 at 09:19:48 (EDT)
Who's tits most resemble Raisentettes®?
Alex Trebek
- Friday, October 26, 2007 at 09:18:47 (EDT)
Just because someone's cheeks aren't flushed with pockets of adolescent subcutaneous fat you think they're the "Cryptkeeper"
Ageist!
- Friday, October 26, 2007 at 09:15:50 (EDT)
I don't believe you, Hippie. Anyone could claim those stories. They're generic and unoriginal. Come clean. What's the word on the street?
"gail"
- Friday, October 26, 2007 at 09:12:06 (EDT)
I just went shopping for Halloween candy and I thought of Gail....then I thought about her breasts.....then I bought Raisinettes.
The Hippie from Mississippi
- Friday, October 26, 2007 at 09:08:43 (EDT)
That was James Taylor? I thought it was the Crypt Keeper. . .
Clarence
- Friday, October 26, 2007 at 09:02:23 (EDT)
I gotta prove myself to talk with you bastages? I'm a fat, thirsty,sorry son of a mouth organ playin sumbitch who's rung more seawater out of his socks than any of you have sailed on. I roamed the hallowed halls of the Rocket bouncing for free beer and occasionally doing performance art with the infamous Sluggo....."Hey, thanks man" Gene used to battle me with his guitar until he thought I'd "blow a valve".....I miss Gene. So how come my phone ain't ringing?
The Hippie from Mississippi
- Friday, October 26, 2007 at 01:31:36 (EDT)
A degiorno's pizza...?
Bernard Fife
- Thursday, October 25, 2007 at 22:33:57 (EDT)
Hey, guess what I found on the living room rug tonight after work?
GR
- Thursday, October 25, 2007 at 22:14:12 (EDT)
After hearing tonight that TEK's favorite bands are Barenaked Ladies and Dave Matthews, it's clear that I need to find a new crush.
TS
- Thursday, October 25, 2007 at 21:34:42 (EDT)
ok back off-message. there's a dude named kevin from rumford on jeopardy right now. i call bs on this episode because not one answer in the 'best female rock vocalist grammy' was 'who is mean joe greenwood'. fuck them. the guy from rumford is a stay-at-home dad and cartoonist up against a 3-time winner and he did get two answers right in the aforementioned category: donna summer and pat benatar. he told a story about getting hypnotized (probly frank santos) into thinking he was madonna. live from the channel fucking 12 'who cares' department,
deity
- Thursday, October 25, 2007 at 19:38:27 (EDT)
sorry, i'll get back on-message in this post. why during the degiorno's pizza commercials do they omit the fact that that stuff induces extremely dense and hard stool. by this i mean 'i just passed a goddam stalagmite' hard. i mean 'i had to flush so many times i had to change the water filter so that crap literally cost me eleven bucks' hard. i mean really. not even in the fine print in the bottom of the ad is this mentioned. it's not delivery; it's debilitating.
deity
- Thursday, October 25, 2007 at 19:03:23 (EDT)
yes 6-1 and twasn't even that close. huet's ok and it seems being minus souray the minus machine helps. rink will be all sorts of banged-out for 'hawks tonight. btw, toews/kane = money. and we have rots and rots more v MON
deity
- Thursday, October 25, 2007 at 18:46:13 (EDT)
KOL rolled his balls over terry's handlebar moustache.
william radcliffe
- Thursday, October 25, 2007 at 18:41:13 (EDT)
Best rendition of the anthem ever was performed by the Cowsills
no shit, beautiful and original
- Thursday, October 25, 2007 at 17:17:47 (EDT)
Who booked James Taylor to sing the National Anthem tonight?
TS
- Thursday, October 25, 2007 at 17:07:53 (EDT)
Try a kerosene bath.
TS
- Thursday, October 25, 2007 at 17:04:32 (EDT)
I smell like poop and nothing is helping. Shower, soap, scrubbing, nothing. :(
Somebody
- Thursday, October 25, 2007 at 16:38:56 (EDT)
I slept with Terry and I got was a lot of talk about how he's the greatest guitarist ever.
Groupie #3
- Thursday, October 25, 2007 at 16:09:21 (EDT)
I slept with Terry and all I got was needling sensation
Groupie #2
- Thursday, October 25, 2007 at 16:04:52 (EDT)
Don't you mean KOL rolled over his handlebar moustache?
Bernard Fife
- Thursday, October 25, 2007 at 16:04:02 (EDT)
No you dont.
Chong
- Thursday, October 25, 2007 at 15:58:48 (EDT)
Sorry about the shoulder...
mj:(
- Thursday, October 25, 2007 at 13:06:01 (EDT)
Was that really a post from the elusive Hippie from Mississippi?! Please provide some proof! What is the name of your gothic polka band?
mj:(
- Thursday, October 25, 2007 at 13:04:31 (EDT)
Status quo on the bicycle thing.
KOL :(
- Thursday, October 25, 2007 at 12:37:50 (EDT)
No bad photoshop!!!!
TS
- Thursday, October 25, 2007 at 12:18:32 (EDT)
I slept with terry and all I got was this lousy coldsore and blackeye.
Groupie #27
- Thursday, October 25, 2007 at 11:06:49 (EDT)
Could someone please photoshop in a monocle and walking stick for this Back Bay turkey?
GR
- Thursday, October 25, 2007 at 10:47:18 (EDT)
I miss you guys. Lets PARTY!!!!!!!
Ch0/\/G
- Thursday, October 25, 2007 at 10:33:48 (EDT)
Here's one more up the brown & yellow alley...It's got land cruisers, big cats, and poop.
GR
- Thursday, October 25, 2007 at 10:32:36 (EDT)
Don't fuck hipsters at PARTIES? Don't fuck hipsters evar!
GR
- Thursday, October 25, 2007 at 10:22:52 (EDT)
I not in that band but I do regularly beat the crap out of any kid who misses even one note. I am know as a master of the motivational assault. "look, that why we give you piano with ONLY 20 KEYS! So you wont cock it up! and yet.......YOU DID. YOu are disgrace to family."
Chong Lee
- Thursday, October 25, 2007 at 09:03:48 (EDT)
Chong's kick-ass new band.
Lester
- Thursday, October 25, 2007 at 08:50:03 (EDT)
What....there's no phones in Middletown? The slug still calls, and he's gotta climb up the fuckin pole like Eb on Green Acres, so whats your excuse?.......bastards.
The Hippie from Mississippi
- Thursday, October 25, 2007 at 06:56:24 (EDT)
Look at this dog=funny as shit
Bernard Fife
- Thursday, October 25, 2007 at 01:02:26 (EDT)
Look at this
dog
- Wednesday, October 24, 2007 at 17:35:00 (EDT)
Ummm...the Osprey flunked out of military duty. Okay?
Cappie Dick
- Wednesday, October 24, 2007 at 17:21:02 (EDT)
Just signed up to get me one of these babies. I do loves me the osprey.
GR
- Wednesday, October 24, 2007 at 16:16:42 (EDT)
dont worry, it will all end badly. If karma exists I am deadby 40. alone, unloved, and unmourned is the way I'll go.
Chong
- Wednesday, October 24, 2007 at 15:29:18 (EDT)
K'OL, what is the status on bike v. car injury report?
mj:(
- Wednesday, October 24, 2007 at 14:22:01 (EDT)
Hey for your halloween enjoyment, please play Roky Erickson & The Aliens 'The Evil One'.

Tracklist:

  • Two Headed Dog (Red Temple Prayer)
  • I Think Of Demons
  • Creature With The Atom Brain
  • The Wind and More
  • Don't Shake Me Lucifer
  • Bloody Hammer
  • Stand For the Dire Demon
  • Click Your Fingers
  • If You Have Ghosts
  • I Walked With A Zombie
  • Night Of The Vampire
  • It's A Cold Night For Alligators
  • Mine Mine Mind
  • Sputnik