Benny Sizzler Lurkive May 19-July 3, 2007* *not so many jewels in this one
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I like to listen to FU MANCHU because they sing about important issues such as: custom vans, dirt bikes, pinball, muscle cars, UFOs, Bigfoot, poker, women, and skateboarding. Their brand of emotional intimacy really resonates with me. KOL®
- Tuesday, July 03, 2007 at 10:03:05 (EDT)
As a professional doushebag, I resent the poor example hobbyist doushebags give to the lurking public. Pro-Doushebag, lic.# A57-3
- Tuesday, July 03, 2007 at 01:05:07 (EDT)
I'm guessing Clarence thinks so.
douché
- Monday, July 02, 2007 at 23:20:44 (EDT)
7-11 am now Kwik-E-Mart... for real... at least for a while dam smot promotion
- Monday, July 02, 2007 at 22:39:31 (EDT)
So am that homepage pic an image of the legendary 17-year surfcada bug? WiF
- Monday, July 02, 2007 at 22:34:09 (EDT)
what's your hobby MJ? BEING A DOUSHEBAG?
ching
- Monday, July 02, 2007 at 20:53:42 (EDT)
New RC unit doesn't count as "new hobby" either
ps
- Monday, July 02, 2007 at 18:31:43 (EDT)
chong just jealous he doesn't have a new hobby in his life that he's stoked to get out of bed for too
mj:(
- Monday, July 02, 2007 at 18:30:26 (EDT)
and I'm not saying Lugo doesn't look like a lizard I'm just saying it's not cool to boo him
Stephen J. Hawking
- Monday, July 02, 2007 at 18:29:32 (EDT)
HEY KOL I HAVE A WICKED AWESOME HARBINGER OF HELL RECORD YOU CAN BORROW mj:(
- Monday, July 02, 2007 at 18:27:30 (EDT)
oh no, please, someone let KOL borrow some crappy band that sounds just like some old crappy band so he can post about something other than KYAKING!!
ching
- Monday, July 02, 2007 at 17:35:44 (EDT)
four minutes and ereven seconds for don to...put...on...his....pants. let's say four minutes flat, permitting time to post the, uhhh, successful, errrr....results on the lurk. hmmm. let's just end there.
dirtier
- Monday, July 02, 2007 at 17:10:33 (EDT)
No ordinance dropped but I'm not sure the open water kayaking with beer and little training was smart.
KOL®
- Monday, July 02, 2007 at 13:40:45 (EDT)
Hey MJ I heard they were having a sale on PERSONALITIES at ExtreeMart. Why don't you get your bitter old shell over there PRONTO.
Brown Shirt
- Monday, July 02, 2007 at 13:36:11 (EDT)
I don't recall anyone talking to you mj:(
- Monday, July 02, 2007 at 13:30:00 (EDT)
im not the one re-tellin any jokes. i didnt even tell it the first time
ching
- Monday, July 02, 2007 at 13:25:12 (EDT)
Oh don't worry Prince Fan, I haven't manstruated in 18 years
mj:(
- Monday, July 02, 2007 at 13:10:03 (EDT)
Hey MJ, God must a made you backwards-every 28 days you're NICE
with a credit to Prince from the movie PURPLE RAIN as a quip to Wendy who was acting as a bitch
- Monday, July 02, 2007 at 13:08:36 (EDT)
Clarence, fans are for losers. And I've got more fans than I can count. mj:(
- Monday, July 02, 2007 at 13:03:26 (EDT)
Chong, you're an idiot too. I think you told that "hilarious" joke last week. Why don't you do us all a favor and get your whole grill replaced with something that resembles actual teeth? mj:(
- Monday, July 02, 2007 at 13:02:26 (EDT)
Screw you too. So this is how you guys treat your fans?
Clarence
- Monday, July 02, 2007 at 12:55:39 (EDT)
Chong goto dentist at Tooth Hurty! Jackie mason
- Monday, July 02, 2007 at 12:45:34 (EDT)
Who is "Clarence" anyway? Some idiot?
ps
- Monday, July 02, 2007 at 12:42:19 (EDT)
Oh yeah? I heard the front of the shirt read: Joe Dimaggio mj:(
- Monday, July 02, 2007 at 12:41:20 (EDT)
you are all idiots
booing my own team
- Monday, July 02, 2007 at 12:36:55 (EDT)
I boo my own team on occasion - that makes me racist?
Clarence
- Monday, July 02, 2007 at 12:17:50 (EDT)
I heard the front of the shirt read "Thurman Munson..."
don
- Monday, July 02, 2007 at 11:58:19 (EDT)
wow, are you serious MJ? She is a fucking CUNT for wearing that shirt and If i was sitting behind her i would have punched her in the tit
ching
- Monday, July 02, 2007 at 11:27:47 (EDT)
"Miss RI Outstanding Teen pagaent" = gals with a good personality...?
like I'm a Barbizon graduate or something
- Monday, July 02, 2007 at 11:16:49 (EDT)
KOL. I never heard, did the ordinance hit the yellow kayak at the airshow or what?
ps
- Monday, July 02, 2007 at 11:13:43 (EDT)
Funny how a bunch of uptight, white, christian right wing fuckers get all bent out of shape for deciphering an Olde English-fonted "Fuck You" beneath the hair of Mrs. Rod and then go and complain to security. How about calling the baseball pigs on the racist fuckers in the stands or the idiot parents who teach their kids it's good to boo your own team?
mj:(
- Monday, July 02, 2007 at 11:12:54 (EDT)
Sox ain't much better tho as of late. Do these guys need some remedial batting cage visits or what? KOL®
- Monday, July 02, 2007 at 11:00:36 (EDT)
The funniest part about that is that ARod is hitting .409 lately and the Yanks are still 2-9 in their last 11.
Little Timmy Kurkjian
- Monday, July 02, 2007 at 10:56:19 (EDT)
Looks like A-Rod's wife is a class act too. Clarence
- Monday, July 02, 2007 at 10:45:19 (EDT)
Okay, all clear. pants on
- Monday, July 02, 2007 at 10:42:42 (EDT)
As much as I'd like to stick around and discuss the Miss RI Teen Pregnancy Pageant, I've got to go and put some pants on.
don
- Monday, July 02, 2007 at 10:38:33 (EDT)
I sat thru the Miss RI and Miss RI Outstanding Teen pagaent and all I got was some lousy hemorrhoids.
GR
- Monday, July 02, 2007 at 10:32:41 (EDT)
At least the lizard draws a lot of walks. Clarence
- Monday, July 02, 2007 at 10:15:50 (EDT)
Funny thing is, I've been dead for three days and I'm still funnier than any of you.
Huntley Haverstock
- Monday, July 02, 2007 at 10:13:14 (EDT)
Lugo deserved to get booed. His decision to steal third on Saturday was the worst decision since Dred Scoot.
Clarence
- Monday, July 02, 2007 at 10:09:51 (EDT)
spam kills sid viscous
- Monday, July 02, 2007 at 09:57:29 (EDT)
well there was another guy in NN before the sumo ep right? i think his name was jammy lebouf
Chong
- Monday, July 02, 2007 at 09:55:43 (EDT)
Oh...well I assume he wants to jam with somebody...but no not me specifically...that would be amazing. I hear he has a CD? The Sneak
- Monday, July 02, 2007 at 09:42:42 (EDT)
oh yeah, and remind me never to leave the house. unless sit's on my bike. thanks
mj:(
- Monday, July 02, 2007 at 09:20:19 (EDT)
secret secret rollover for sneak ps to Sneak
- Monday, July 02, 2007 at 09:19:30 (EDT)
you know what, of COUSE nascar = Fenway. After witnessing the inbred masses booing Lugo (a member of the home team for fuck's sake) I realized that there are just as few brain cells in Fenway as there are at some oval track somewhere. the masses are asses everywhere
- Monday, July 02, 2007 at 09:18:28 (EDT)
Is it the same Todd that has a cd and is Chong's friend? mj:(
- Monday, July 02, 2007 at 09:15:19 (EDT)
Some guy named Todd says he was in NN and wants to jam, man. The Sneak
- Monday, July 02, 2007 at 09:02:15 (EDT)
Sorry.... 'Engrishman'.
Miss Take
- Sunday, July 01, 2007 at 09:25:02 (EDT)
think he calls himself 'don'. he's changed gender, lurk name AND has piss-poor taste in premiership sides. how clever! i hear he's considering "Dent" too. not as in "Bucky" but more as in "holy crap an actual Englishman on a London side".
dirtier
- Sunday, July 01, 2007 at 09:23:49 (EDT)
O.k., what terribly clever nom de lurk is doris using now. You know so I can make fun of him. Inspector Knot
- Saturday, June 30, 2007 at 15:19:33 (EDT)
nascar should NEVER = Fenway
what's up with THAT?
- Friday, June 29, 2007 at 20:38:30 (EDT)
my eyes only hurt that bad when i see 'nascar' and 'fenway' in the same place. like...right now.
dirtier
- Friday, June 29, 2007 at 18:30:40 (EDT)
Chong goto dentist at Tooth Hurty! Jackie mason
- Friday, June 29, 2007 at 18:13:03 (EDT)
I'd rather listen to 450 teens repeatedly stab their #2 pencils in my eyeballs.
don
- Friday, June 29, 2007 at 14:56:12 (EDT)
green i meant. then i would actually watch a few. this constant celtic ballwash pretty much ended my EEI hypnosis though. clowns. wake me up for the callahan sex change unveiling.
dirty
- Friday, June 29, 2007 at 14:35:56 (EDT)
okay mj:(
- Friday, June 29, 2007 at 14:02:22 (EDT)
Because it's more hurtful to ask here, thats why. KOL®
- Friday, June 29, 2007 at 13:56:30 (EDT)
coming here and asking about the OTHER B@ND is like asking to borrow my toothbrush to stick up your OTHER boyfriend's ass. mj:(
- Friday, June 29, 2007 at 13:50:54 (EDT)
chauncy to utah?
or BYU Ainge?
- Friday, June 29, 2007 at 13:49:44 (EDT)
so new old dood had DOUBLE ankle surgery TWO months ago? oh that'll help 32-year-old quickness. predicked: next mormonian move = chauncey.
dirtier
- Friday, June 29, 2007 at 13:37:36 (EDT)
someone else pigpiling on the arse? laudable. BTW WtF, NFL Europe cancelled forever. Why? Because football an Amerkin phenomenal. Wait'll they start forcing 40% of every roster to sit every week due to concussion. Hockey rules.
dirtier
- Friday, June 29, 2007 at 13:35:16 (EDT)
Okay, yea. That doesn't quite have the dude effect I was looking for. Although I'm sure Happy-Tom would dig it.
don
- Friday, June 29, 2007 at 13:24:24 (EDT)
yeah, i sucked down a dude or two on my trip.
ching
- Friday, June 29, 2007 at 12:57:57 (EDT)
Hey dude, the tall boys are in town.
16oz of Dude
- Friday, June 29, 2007 at 12:38:38 (EDT)
Newport is preferable to Providence on a hot summer's night. AND...LOFTY SHIPS!
Ahoy maties
- Friday, June 29, 2007 at 12:34:30 (EDT)
Yea, I think it is at Billy Goodes for The Other Band. (Although at this point doesn't one have to have A band in order to then also have the Other band?) Either there or at Jimmy's.
don
- Friday, June 29, 2007 at 12:00:56 (EDT)
Hey where are the motormags playing tonight? KOL®
- Friday, June 29, 2007 at 11:16:34 (EDT)
Crap, I forgot to order them.
Leeron Dorman
- Friday, June 29, 2007 at 10:13:51 (EDT)
Leeron, do you guys have any "You Must Be This Tall" nuthuggers?
mj:(
- Friday, June 29, 2007 at 10:02:52 (EDT)
You KNOW you want to order some of the sweet new RP swag we just got in. Leeron VonCastingCouch
- Friday, June 29, 2007 at 09:52:36 (EDT)
The last picture of the French striker holding an Arsenal jersey before he joined Barcelona came during an odd press conference with Gisele Bundchen last week. Considering you can't really top a meeting with Bundchen, Henry probably thought there was no better time to bolt the Gunners.
Brady
- Thursday, June 28, 2007 at 23:47:43 (EDT)
The count is five from the top, and there's $285 in the Dialing for Dollars jackpot.
George Allen
- Thursday, June 28, 2007 at 22:06:28 (EDT)
you HAD him. and you let him get away. HAD him.
dirtier
- Thursday, June 28, 2007 at 19:38:42 (EDT)
Don and MJ get their creative scam on. KOL®
- Thursday, June 28, 2007 at 13:07:25 (EDT)
Hey, guess who's on my goddamn island today?
mj:(
- Thursday, June 28, 2007 at 11:59:37 (EDT)
Who's the guy, George someboy, "What's the count" was the catch phrase? On Dialing for Dollars maybe?
Dale RULES!
- Thursday, June 28, 2007 at 11:41:54 (EDT)
Jeeze, I sure could go for a 10pm episode of Bizarre on WSTG 64 - New Bedford right about now.
John Byner
- Thursday, June 28, 2007 at 10:27:55 (EDT)
Guess which presidential candidate strapped their family dog to the roof of their moving car during a family vacation. Clarence
- Thursday, June 28, 2007 at 08:58:50 (EDT)
I was listening to Dale Dorman this very morning. He does the morning show on 103.3
Clarence
- Thursday, June 28, 2007 at 08:24:57 (EDT)
DALE DORMAN!
oh my god remember him?
- Wednesday, June 27, 2007 at 17:59:51 (EDT)
And I could really go for a 4:00 PM showing of "Duck Soup" on WLNE's "Dialing for Dollars with George Allen".
Clarence
- Wednesday, June 27, 2007 at 16:32:32 (EDT)
Boy I could really go for an 8pm showing of BULLITT on WSBK's Movie Loft tonight.
Dana Hersey
- Wednesday, June 27, 2007 at 16:22:16 (EDT)
I got nothing
Rusty Pussy
- Wednesday, June 27, 2007 at 16:16:41 (EDT)
Man, I could really go for a screening of Shaka Zulu on WLVI 56 right about now.
Uncle Dale
- Wednesday, June 27, 2007 at 16:15:52 (EDT)
Advantage to dating a librarian. GR
- Wednesday, June 27, 2007 at 16:06:04 (EDT)
"I break bones then laugh" Clarence
- Wednesday, June 27, 2007 at 14:47:02 (EDT)
The Douchbag Himself will be on the Island tomorrow. Clarence
- Wednesday, June 27, 2007 at 12:35:05 (EDT)
Ayla Brown is hot
Rusty Pussy
- Wednesday, June 27, 2007 at 11:49:04 (EDT)
I bet your commute is easier when the Small Ships are in town too.
dawn
- Wednesday, June 27, 2007 at 11:24:43 (EDT)
Now that I have every Fu Manchu album on my generic mp3 player, even this morning's 2 hr commute did not faze me. KOL®
- Wednesday, June 27, 2007 at 11:17:10 (EDT)
A monkey named Ayla will throw out the ceremonial first pitch before next Saturday’s game at Fenway Park against Texas.
Ayla Brown?
- Wednesday, June 27, 2007 at 10:29:27 (EDT)
when did canada start makin' beer?
dirtier
- Tuesday, June 26, 2007 at 19:32:26 (EDT)
I want my two dollars! J. Kew Sac
- Tuesday, June 26, 2007 at 19:25:22 (EDT)
41 percent of Americans think Saddam Hussein's regime was directly involved in planning 9/11. Bonus: that's five percent more than two years ago. Clarence
- Tuesday, June 26, 2007 at 16:19:43 (EDT)
Happy 25th. Clarence
- Tuesday, June 26, 2007 at 13:18:56 (EDT)
I don't know who Mark is. Thanks anyway.
don
- Tuesday, June 26, 2007 at 12:00:06 (EDT)
No, I meant racist. I was portraying in an "online persona" named "chong lee" he's a funny litte guy who sometimes uses the wrong words because he is not from this country.
Mark
- Tuesday, June 26, 2007 at 11:48:00 (EDT)
By racist you mean sexist, funnyman?
don
- Tuesday, June 26, 2007 at 11:33:04 (EDT)
Pretty fucking racist KOL. I'll grab the ass of any Quebecois, be they Man, Beast, Or MACHINE!
Chong
- Tuesday, June 26, 2007 at 11:27:04 (EDT)
Grab me the ass of a fine Quebecois woman.
KOL®
- Tuesday, June 26, 2007 at 10:59:21 (EDT)
grab me a case of export. thanks.
don
- Tuesday, June 26, 2007 at 10:50:24 (EDT)
have fun. I'm driving 12 hours into canada, getting on a roller coaster, then getting back in the car and driving home. see ya.
Chong
- Tuesday, June 26, 2007 at 10:21:00 (EDT)
So, L7 was the first to use that phrase eh? Just Wondering
- Monday, June 25, 2007 at 22:35:42 (EDT)
Good thing I'm addicted to tetris on my gameboy advance.
GR
- Monday, June 25, 2007 at 16:09:19 (EDT)
don't be shootin the messenger yo dirtier
- Monday, June 25, 2007 at 15:04:24 (EDT)
SLEEPY PEEPEE is the best new band in RI. Be on the lookout for their big debut. SLEEPY PEEPEE
- Monday, June 25, 2007 at 14:04:17 (EDT)
Massachusetts Governor plans to cut electricity use by letting power companies charge more if customers conserve electricity. Clarence
- Monday, June 25, 2007 at 13:39:49 (EDT)
My July 4th is now ruined. Clarence
- Monday, June 25, 2007 at 12:25:35 (EDT)
"direction, wind, throttle "? sounds like that time i farted at church
lester
- Monday, June 25, 2007 at 10:40:05 (EDT)
OMG LILLY TOMLIN ISNT DEAD?
- Monday, June 25, 2007 at 10:38:13 (EDT)
omg OMFWTFPWN3D!!!!
- Monday, June 25, 2007 at 10:37:17 (EDT)
From our vantage point, you could just barely hear the P-51 merlin engine at times over the F-22 and F-15, depending on direction, wind, throttle etc...Heritage flight was cool and the hellacopters flew right over us real low and with binoculars you could see right in. KOL®
- Monday, June 25, 2007 at 10:31:35 (EDT)
BMs RULE
Gotta have me one, NOW
- Monday, June 25, 2007 at 10:17:17 (EDT)
well I have to go get some coffee and dream of HERITAGE FLIGHT
bye!
- Monday, June 25, 2007 at 10:15:14 (EDT)
FARNSWORTH ENGLAND YOU FOOL
so stupid and rich
- Monday, June 25, 2007 at 10:14:15 (EDT)
Farnsworth in riverside? They serve poutine or pouline ya know. fries with gravy and cheese? mmmmmm
Chong
- Monday, June 25, 2007 at 10:12:53 (EDT)
Well chong you must be pretty satisfied with your rich rumford dong in order to miss ONCE IN A LIFETIME HERITAGE FLIGHT! And it wasn't even like each aircraft went sick or anything for a good 20 minutes and the low level pass where the Mustang was balls to the wall and the Raptor and STRIKEFORCE EAGLE had full landing gear extended in a delta formation at like 10 feet above the crowd. You shoulda heard that Merlin engine. Oh but oh weel. It'll never happen again but at least you got to loom at your dong in the driveway! Love, MJ:(
- Monday, June 25, 2007 at 10:07:59 (EDT)
BMs BMs BMs BMs BMs
- Monday, June 25, 2007 at 09:49:43 (EDT)
Oh crap. Now I have to switch to Facebooook 'cause I'm upwardly mobile. Or upper middle class. Or just think I am anywho. GR
- Monday, June 25, 2007 at 09:42:44 (EDT)
Rod Beck is dead.
weird
- Monday, June 25, 2007 at 06:09:45 (EDT)
http://www.ihatethatsweedishfuckingpieceofshitsmusic.com/ Neil Hamburger
- Monday, June 25, 2007 at 05:23:11 (EDT)
well I walked from the volvo to my rumford mansion and saw my own rich dong.
chong
- Monday, June 25, 2007 at 03:18:48 (EDT)
Did you fuckfaces see THIS? Well DID YOU, FUCKERS?
- Monday, June 25, 2007 at 01:27:02 (EDT)
oh yeah well I scuba dived in from just south of Providence sewage treatment plant and saw a rich girl BOTTOMLESS on the C-5 GALAXY
so fuck you
- Sunday, June 24, 2007 at 10:34:46 (EDT)
We kayaked up from URI bay campus to just south of rome point to eat lunch, drink beers, and watch the show. mission accomplished. plus a rich topless girl sunbathing in her mansion backyard was spotted. Much titillation amongst the male kayakers.
KOL
- Sunday, June 24, 2007 at 09:50:12 (EDT)
chone seen c-5a takeoff at least 3 times. we always stayed late. no go for ghongs omree though
ching
- Saturday, June 23, 2007 at 23:29:18 (EDT)
Wif rots
ps
- Saturday, June 23, 2007 at 19:57:45 (EDT)
And for those that are keeping score,
don't worry, there was just ONE altercation between mean joe and a bigoted, racist, drunk fuck
- Saturday, June 23, 2007 at 19:50:01 (EDT)
Heritage Flight =F-22, F-15 and P-51
- Saturday, June 23, 2007 at 19:48:31 (EDT)
But for those that are going tomorrow, DO park somewhere on Post Road and ride your fucking bike in for the love of god...
4 hour lines for buses back to lot, plus it's a fucking quality bike ride
- Saturday, June 23, 2007 at 19:47:41 (EDT)
Oh and for those fans who were planning on meeting me and having me sign copies of my new book under the nose of the C-5 galaxy at 2pm? Much to my humiliation I regret to inform you all that my publicist did not inform me that the C-5 would not be making an appearance at this year's airshow. yet again, the ghost of the Cerrone Gorilla haunts
- Saturday, June 23, 2007 at 19:45:57 (EDT)
holy fuck the carton of piss with chong's face on it. wow. that's going back. N E wayz airshow am awesome. Sorry I didn't call all the fans I told I would beforehand but I had 5 yr old in tow.
two words: Heritage Flight.
- Saturday, June 23, 2007 at 19:42:46 (EDT)
the things one finds in the lurkives
talk about expired milk
- Saturday, June 23, 2007 at 17:33:38 (EDT)
no less than 20 people have gone out of there way to inform me that QOC will be guest bartending at Nick-a-Nees tomorrow night. Can we assume that when a bartender is considered the best entertainment in town that the mus!c scene is officially dead? WiF
- Saturday, June 23, 2007 at 17:30:38 (EDT)
so what is this I hear about a massive hole in the ozone appearing above a certain air show? Connie Spicuous and Connie Sumption
- Saturday, June 23, 2007 at 16:43:58 (EDT)
Lion may be sleeping tonight, but he won't be down for breakfast. (nota bene- you will now be able to answer the question on what links Neil Sedaka, the New York Dolls, and Tony Orlando) WiF
- Saturday, June 23, 2007 at 16:41:07 (EDT)
this is my new favorite youtube clip http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIEYiCYj3zo
Leeron
- Saturday, June 23, 2007 at 10:20:23 (EDT)
sunday.
me
- Friday, June 22, 2007 at 19:09:46 (EDT)
....or as my Hammer pal said, "Arse...the new Blackburn Rovers"
dirthierry
- Friday, June 22, 2007 at 16:50:37 (EDT)
Woe Henry
dirtier
- Friday, June 22, 2007 at 16:48:10 (EDT)
I am so gay I will most likely be going both days.
and you?
- Friday, June 22, 2007 at 16:16:06 (EDT)
Umm, why is it pouring?
GR
- Friday, June 22, 2007 at 14:49:21 (EDT)
This place is even gayer than these guys. Aren't they in hope anchor?
- Friday, June 22, 2007 at 14:38:46 (EDT)
fuck, this place is sooooo g@y today. what day you going to arihow mrs hairshow?
ching
- Friday, June 22, 2007 at 13:58:29 (EDT)
On sale! Marked down from $19.95. Sears is top shelf - no? don
- Friday, June 22, 2007 at 13:01:31 (EDT)
$17.95. What the hell is it made of? Low grade dogfood?
no silk for you
- Friday, June 22, 2007 at 12:54:48 (EDT)
thanks don. almost forgot. write note on back of hand with Sharpie, CHECK. mj:(
- Friday, June 22, 2007 at 12:53:45 (EDT)
mj:( better get her bikes from her country seat. The tire pump is there too.
don nighty = $17.95
- Friday, June 22, 2007 at 12:39:29 (EDT)
don, sorry about the nighty buying excursion. you good man.
ppps
- Friday, June 22, 2007 at 12:34:57 (EDT)
I will be the dude in the full desert camo with G.I. canteen
pps
- Friday, June 22, 2007 at 12:34:19 (EDT)
This is what you do. You park near the main road parking lot. You ride your bike in the rest of the way so you don't have to wait for school buses. You chain your bike to the entrance fence. Awesome ride.
ps
- Friday, June 22, 2007 at 12:33:08 (EDT)
So, fo reals yo. N E body going to the airshow tomorrow or Sunday? If so, meet under the nose of the C-5 Galaxy static display around 3 pm. Or during Sean Tucker's second afternoon show (yawn) sometime after Shockwave beats Mancuso in the truck vs. airplane race.
mj:(
- Friday, June 22, 2007 at 12:30:52 (EDT)
I imagine the exclusive Hotel Greenwich to be a lot like this: GR
- Friday, June 22, 2007 at 11:42:58 (EDT)
An Oregon man is suing the FBI for landing a small plane on his Lamborghini. The incident happened when Marlowe Treit parked his rare 1985 Lamborghini outside his business at the Aurora airport. He says he was inside the car when FBI agents flying a small Cessna clipped the top of his vehicle. The FBI maintains that Treit was parked too close to the runway. Treit denies that, and is now suing the federal government for $105, 500. Treit says his luxury car was once his pride and joy, and now it's just a twisted heap of metal.
- Friday, June 22, 2007 at 11:13:45 (EDT)
whats that the talk of the town or whatever
- Friday, June 22, 2007 at 11:11:33 (EDT)
think i know that EG bar on main. that bar kicks MUCH ass. the one with the schlitz sign out front? hell yes.
dirtier
- Friday, June 22, 2007 at 11:08:11 (EDT)
Ladies and gentlemen, may I present Laurence "Kool-Aid" Muroney. Wash U ass! Clarence
- Friday, June 22, 2007 at 10:53:00 (EDT)
That's nice. Listen, I gotta go pick up a lady's light weight nighty. I'll see you later.
don
- Friday, June 22, 2007 at 10:42:42 (EDT)
Well, he certainly was not working Wednesday night when we took a little looky in said old man's bar. Still waiting for them to work on lowering the lights in there.
GR
- Friday, June 22, 2007 at 10:38:19 (EDT)
Today. I hear helicopters.
CAPPY
- Friday, June 22, 2007 at 10:09:02 (EDT)
ITS CHONG LEE!!!
- Friday, June 22, 2007 at 09:55:26 (EDT)
Uh oh for rifutures if this is true. RUMOR MILLZ
- Friday, June 22, 2007 at 09:13:20 (EDT)
TIMMY CUPCAKE NOW WORKS AT AN OLD MAN BAR IN EAST RICHRICH. DOWNSTAIRS FROM ONE OF THOSE WAITIN ROUND TO DIE OLD MAN HOTELS STRAIGHT OUT OF KEROUAC'S FINAL YEARS.
RUMOR MILLZ
- Friday, June 22, 2007 at 09:03:26 (EDT)
what about Jo's lounge, "The friendly spot" and the word "spot was replaced by a big black dot, a "spot" if you will
did anyone ever even go in there and what i wouldn't do for one decent slice of thincrust on this godforsaken isle
- Friday, June 22, 2007 at 00:30:39 (EDT)
whatever, now that i'm gone...fuck portsmouth and its elitist ultra racist habs. all of em are fucking alcoholiks married to women with names like "countess" and "shandy" go fuck off and suffer target like the rest of us. the day steve's famous stopped making the perfect thin greasy slice was the day portsmouth died. (somewhere around 1995)
chong
- Thursday, June 21, 2007 at 20:04:20 (EDT)
yeah well now you're also going to miss the big ass TARGET they're going to be building on top of your family graveyard
hahaha no flyovers for you in Rumfart!!
- Thursday, June 21, 2007 at 19:16:04 (EDT)
someone please ask the QOC precisely how many dollars it would take to field a .500 team. swept by rocks. awwww...
dirtier
- Thursday, June 21, 2007 at 18:33:42 (EDT)
Roger on the tiger lilies indoors. they're good to go PGIT
- Thursday, June 21, 2007 at 17:52:28 (EDT)
lucky lucky bastards. i really miss the three days of constant flyovers back at the portsmouth compound.
chong
- Thursday, June 21, 2007 at 17:02:53 (EDT)
Wondered what that jet was earlier over Matoonyuck.
GR
- Thursday, June 21, 2007 at 16:44:31 (EDT)
I heard he crashed because two broads on a roof were flashing their hoochie coochies at him.
100 degree don
- Thursday, June 21, 2007 at 16:36:17 (EDT)
sorry about the lapse. QOC and I were just up on the roof watching the Angels. Flying one solo short this year on accounta the acceedent a few months back
mj:(
- Thursday, June 21, 2007 at 15:54:03 (EDT)
yeah, he seems pretty cool. not entirely unexpected i guess.
mj:(
- Thursday, June 21, 2007 at 15:53:00 (EDT)
is the big guy okay?
don:(
- Thursday, June 21, 2007 at 15:27:11 (EDT)
no shit, eh don? what happened to my cockroach theory
mj:(
- Thursday, June 21, 2007 at 15:08:22 (EDT)
I'll be wearing this shirt Lester
- Thursday, June 21, 2007 at 15:07:03 (EDT)
you were concieved in the backseat of a yugo. i still have a creak in my neck
ching
- Thursday, June 21, 2007 at 15:04:36 (EDT)
I'm sorry about your aunt. She was supposed to outlive us all. donny downer
- Thursday, June 21, 2007 at 15:04:34 (EDT)
My dad was conceived after a Boneyard show. KOL
- Thursday, June 21, 2007 at 15:01:38 (EDT)
well i forget how old i am but my dad was born in 1936 and he still flies rented cessnas up in NH. and thats no lie shitburgers.
ching
- Thursday, June 21, 2007 at 14:59:03 (EDT)
don't know about the lillies. maybe gr knows. ps thanks for bringing us all down. for once some of us were keyed up about something. now i have to go back to work
ps
- Thursday, June 21, 2007 at 14:56:04 (EDT)
oh hi don. my aunt just died
mj:(
- Thursday, June 21, 2007 at 14:54:38 (EDT)
see? in nut huggers on left
- Thursday, June 21, 2007 at 14:54:15 (EDT)
Is it okay to cut tiger lilies for indoor viewage?
sensidon
- Thursday, June 21, 2007 at 14:52:32 (EDT)
FO REALS WITH THE AERONCA? that's pretty cool
- Thursday, June 21, 2007 at 14:52:12 (EDT)
MY DAD WAS CREW CHIEF ON P-47 FUCKTARDS!!
GO AHEAD, SAY IT, THAT MAKES ME OLD WELL AT LEAST MY DAD DID SOMETHING COO. PROBLY ALL YOUR DADS DID WAS WORK AT NHD
- Thursday, June 21, 2007 at 14:51:01 (EDT)
umm...how old is everybody here?
Newbie Roberston
- Thursday, June 21, 2007 at 14:49:07 (EDT)
well my dad flew an aironca or some shit. it had paper wings.
ching
- Thursday, June 21, 2007 at 14:47:38 (EDT)
My great uncle flew an F86 sabre, apparently. But he died from death about 22 years ago, and the ouija board didn't work when I tried to ask him about it. The Sneak
- Thursday, June 21, 2007 at 14:46:33 (EDT)
how bout i stuff a maxipad down your throat so no one has to hear the real annoying noises?
ching
- Thursday, June 21, 2007 at 14:45:53 (EDT)
Look for me, I'll be wearing this shirt. KOL®
- Thursday, June 21, 2007 at 14:45:07 (EDT)
N E of U loozrs ever see the F-86 Sabre?
it's pretty cool
- Thursday, June 21, 2007 at 14:44:22 (EDT)
Who said an SR-71 was going to be there? That's fucking bullshit.
unless they meant the crap band by the same name
- Thursday, June 21, 2007 at 14:41:43 (EDT)
Shockwave...
need I say more?
- Thursday, June 21, 2007 at 14:40:57 (EDT)
WHERE CAN WE MEAT? SCHED
- Thursday, June 21, 2007 at 14:39:33 (EDT)
DROP ORDINANCE ON YELLOW KAYAK
please
- Thursday, June 21, 2007 at 14:38:26 (EDT)
"CAPPY CAPPY, saus stay behind the rope, CAPPY CAPPY says DON'T BRING YOUR OWN COKE" CAN YOU HEAR THEM PRACTICING WHERE YOU PEOPLE ARE??!!
- Thursday, June 21, 2007 at 14:37:08 (EDT)
Hey, I have the red kayak. KOL has the yellow one.
GR
- Thursday, June 21, 2007 at 14:34:41 (EDT)
IF YOU WANT TO SEE THE MUSTANG (CADILLAC OF THE SKY) IN FUCKING FLIGHT YOU BETTER GET YOUR ASS THERE. ALSO GOING TO BE A HERITAGE FLIGHT. WHY DON U BUY SOME TAMPONS FOR CHONG JR EARS AND GET YOUR ASS THERE?
mj:(
- Thursday, June 21, 2007 at 14:34:24 (EDT)
FUCK YOU I AM GOING AND APPARENTLY SO ARE THE TWO TOPLESS PLEBES PAINTING MY FUCKING HOUSE BITCH mj:(
- Thursday, June 21, 2007 at 14:32:44 (EDT)
I got a name for KOL's pretend band. Cadavadog
- Thursday, June 21, 2007 at 14:32:16 (EDT)
I'm sorry. that was uncalled for mj:(
- Thursday, June 21, 2007 at 14:31:42 (EDT)
that was the birth of Dale Greenwood and RENTED CESSNA with the #1 song "stay behind the rope: an ode to the cappy"
chong
- Thursday, June 21, 2007 at 14:31:32 (EDT)
MAYBE THE RING COMBINED ARMS DEMO WILL DROP AN ORDINANCE ON YOUR STUPID RED KAYAK!!
mj:(
- Thursday, June 21, 2007 at 14:30:23 (EDT)
damn, i need to see that secret rollover in the air. maybe it's time for ghong jr first airshow. you going?
chong
- Thursday, June 21, 2007 at 14:30:06 (EDT)
Remember the sad debaucle a few years ago when all the lame lurkers were going to meet under the Al Cerrone gorilla and that was the one year he wasn't there?
hahahahaha I'm still laughing at you fucking geek boyscouts and cappies
- Thursday, June 21, 2007 at 14:28:58 (EDT)
Maybe we will kayak to the air show. For real. that would be great.
KOL®
- Thursday, June 21, 2007 at 14:28:28 (EDT)
I mean it secret rollover for chong. do not click unless you are chong
- Thursday, June 21, 2007 at 14:24:45 (EDT)
Judging by sound alone, QOC said it was the F-15E Strike Eagle. I told her she was an IDIOT
I did
- Thursday, June 21, 2007 at 14:22:52 (EDT)
you dudes just hear the F-22 Raptor? sick. mj:(
- Thursday, June 21, 2007 at 14:20:23 (EDT)
i liike burger chef you stuck up fucks
ching
- Thursday, June 21, 2007 at 13:56:42 (EDT)
No, it does serve the seafood and meet but I think they have vegetarian optionz. KOL®
- Thursday, June 21, 2007 at 13:43:30 (EDT)
IS IT VEGETARIAN?!!
ASSHOLES?
- Thursday, June 21, 2007 at 13:37:39 (EDT)
YES WE ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT LOUIE FULLER'S IS GOOD. NEXT UP ON THE KOL/GR WHIRLWIND TOUR OF PLACES KOL INSISTS ON GOING WITHOUT TAKING GR'S FEELINGS ON THE MATTER INTO CONSIDERATION: LOCAL 121. KOL®
- Thursday, June 21, 2007 at 13:04:11 (EDT)
Last night the lady and I went to Loie Fuller's for our anniversary. Goddamn it if that aint the tastiest meal I have had in a long time. They even serve their coke in glass bottles. This fat boy am PLEASED.
Leeron dont leave the house
- Thursday, June 21, 2007 at 12:44:21 (EDT)
MORE SCOOP PLEASE
more and more and more
- Thursday, June 21, 2007 at 12:18:51 (EDT)
i think if i had a guitar that looked like an SR-71 i could give music another try.
Chong
- Thursday, June 21, 2007 at 11:36:29 (EDT)
on road trip scot williamson hears someone bangin bangin bangin some woman hard for over 2 hours. he finds out it was tek in next room. asks him if he uses viagra and tek says "yeah, why do you ask?" tells him what he heard as he was trying to slee and tek says "yeah sorry, that happens."
scoop
- Thursday, June 21, 2007 at 10:43:23 (EDT)
MORE RED SOX DIRT PLZ OR I WILL START TALKING ABOUT COMPLETE AGAIN. The Sneak
- Thursday, June 21, 2007 at 10:39:01 (EDT)
JT = HUGE down basement and never covers up. yells "i smell some lesbians" when female reporters are in locker room. stood mid intvu ,nude, with toothbrush in asscrack to get something from locker.
scoop
- Thursday, June 21, 2007 at 09:19:14 (EDT)
somuch new sox dirt. not all good. good stuff on JT, tek, and more.
chong
- Thursday, June 21, 2007 at 09:15:07 (EDT)
YOYO = ALLSTAR WRITE-IN!!!!!
dirtier
- Thursday, June 21, 2007 at 08:43:38 (EDT)
who's baby is this?
- Thursday, June 21, 2007 at 00:34:55 (EDT)
Oh don't worry, ps, you saucy vixen you! The web cams we installed bring instant round the clock titilation, and now no one can see how we self pleasure ourselves to the dirty whore-capade flowing through the computer screen.
the help
- Wednesday, June 20, 2007 at 23:19:31 (EDT)
Promethea caterpillar seen building a huge coccon last summer. Last weekend, HUGE promethea moth seen clinging to outside of UNOPENED cocoon, laying eggs. I said UNOPENED cocoon. What, the fuck, was the developed, winged moth DOING to the UNOPENED cocoon? Important to note: it did not seem to have EMERGED from said UNOPENED cocoon. Help.
teh internetz is letting me down BAD with this question
- Wednesday, June 20, 2007 at 20:18:28 (EDT)
not everybody is a scholar of words, okay? pour over THIS
- Wednesday, June 20, 2007 at 20:14:13 (EDT)
aside from that all i know is that providence lou booted him at the end of a winning season and in '04 when we were better than you and had a 3-1 lead, he and/or his team beat us.
dirtier
- Wednesday, June 20, 2007 at 19:28:22 (EDT)
Don actually pores over box scores? Like some day he'll actually not be afraid field a fantasy baseball team? So Don tomorrow when they debut Julien, are we pretty much locked into that Jacques "Despair" Lemaire trap game 'til he gets fired? I used to be OK with Lemaire as a player. Then he invented that crap. If the lowest level of hell is actually ice per Alighieri, may his skates be on the wrong feet and 5 sizes too small. And may he be eternally foiled by Herve Villechaize right in the nuts, over and over, while Ricardo Montalban does oddish things to his blowhole with a KoHo.
dirtier
- Wednesday, June 20, 2007 at 19:25:56 (EDT)
yeah POURING JIZZ ON THE BOX SCORES!!!!
OMG WTF PWNED!!!!
- Wednesday, June 20, 2007 at 19:06:47 (EDT)
kol, don't know. Wasn't axed...Don, get back to pouring over the fucking AL box scores would ya?
mj:(
- Wednesday, June 20, 2007 at 18:13:39 (EDT)
Doesn't someone have to at one point rock to be considered an ex-rocker?
Clarence
- Wednesday, June 20, 2007 at 13:35:01 (EDT)
I think someone just called the hat an ex-rocker.
don in exile
- Wednesday, June 20, 2007 at 12:20:57 (EDT)
why does new friend mark have private myspace account?
how do i know if i want to be his friend?
- Wednesday, June 20, 2007 at 11:12:01 (EDT)
So terrible. Hey are the sizz playing the jake's anniversary thing? KOL®
- Wednesday, June 20, 2007 at 10:20:09 (EDT)
dear fucking god I shoulda known.
fucking funny
- Wednesday, June 20, 2007 at 10:10:48 (EDT)
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=26836654
- Wednesday, June 20, 2007 at 10:09:37 (EDT)
no shit on that MySpace comment?
wow
- Wednesday, June 20, 2007 at 10:08:05 (EDT)
hat jr. and chong jr II. can make swwet music together!
Ron Pearlman
- Wednesday, June 20, 2007 at 09:55:26 (EDT)
that fucking squirrel=so fucking funny
fo reals
- Wednesday, June 20, 2007 at 09:54:16 (EDT)
"Wow! you do really well at music polls! I told my sister you were gonna be huge on myspace and she says that doesnt mean anything these days and that you have to have a CD out but I told her that she has no IDEA what it takes to win polls and rock tha crowds like you do. she said she doesnt even think they play you on the radio! she's sooo stupid YOU RULE AND CONTINEUD LUCK ON MYSPACE AND THANKS FOR THE ADD!!! "
heather rose myspace
- Wednesday, June 20, 2007 at 09:51:43 (EDT)
I both love and hate the groundhog. Same feelings about chipmunks. And now the evil cottontail. I mean lovely cottontail. See?
GR
- Wednesday, June 20, 2007 at 09:51:26 (EDT)
Imagine sneaking up on that ground hog and saying "HEY! THE HAT'S PREGGO!!"
Chong
- Wednesday, June 20, 2007 at 09:43:46 (EDT)
Just like that moth I have in a jar
In fact
- Wednesday, June 20, 2007 at 09:42:59 (EDT)
wait, what. Hat Jr?
don
- Wednesday, June 20, 2007 at 09:39:20 (EDT)
don shut up
nobody
- Wednesday, June 20, 2007 at 09:39:15 (EDT)
The undeniable, biological urge to mate is the strongest amongst ex rockers
ever notice?
- Wednesday, June 20, 2007 at 09:38:44 (EDT)
hi
don
- Wednesday, June 20, 2007 at 09:38:00 (EDT)
Ding, ding, ding...we have a winner. You, sir, are correct. Please go to the head of the class. GR
- Wednesday, June 20, 2007 at 09:34:15 (EDT)
that groundhog just found out that it's actually THE HAT who's havin a baby!
chong
- Wednesday, June 20, 2007 at 09:04:09 (EDT)
Some kewl pixxx from Boston back in the day. Dead Boys pics! KOL®
- Wednesday, June 20, 2007 at 08:57:36 (EDT)
Chong
- Wednesday, June 20, 2007 at 06:32:53 (EDT)
to the help: I'm sorry I was not around today to titilate you both through a half parted curtain as I innocently tried on bra after bra, trying to contain my busty jugs and admiring them in the mirror
ps
- Tuesday, June 19, 2007 at 22:34:05 (EDT)
Believe it or not, cocks=clocks.
fucking spalling
- Tuesday, June 19, 2007 at 22:31:44 (EDT)
Noisebands are the Strawberry Alarm Cocks of their time
it's true. They date themselves.
- Tuesday, June 19, 2007 at 22:31:05 (EDT)
No fucking Boneyard either
mj:(
- Tuesday, June 19, 2007 at 22:29:49 (EDT)
oh how I love lightning bolt. oh wait, no i dont.
chong
- Tuesday, June 19, 2007 at 20:29:47 (EDT)
That article made me want to rip my eyes out. "We love mocking Hip, but some people try to horde it, only wanting themselves or their buddies to be Zoot Horn Rollo, to laugh at convention like Duchamp." I have no idea who wrote that article, but dollars to donuts says he's a kickball playing fuck. Clarence
- Tuesday, June 19, 2007 at 16:28:50 (EDT)
You know, I think the list has even been edited since last viewing.
hmmm
- Tuesday, June 19, 2007 at 15:41:09 (EDT)
All righty a-holes. This is where I got that list. Funny, I don't remember the Duke Belaire Orchestra being punk when they played my friend's wedding. GR
- Tuesday, June 19, 2007 at 15:39:37 (EDT)
i'll actually be at that thing.
dirtier
- Tuesday, June 19, 2007 at 14:34:37 (EDT)
2 former bandmates of mine are backing Stan Bush at Botcon 07 on July 1st. Stan will be performing 4 classic tunes from 1986s Transformers: The Movie, including 'You've Got the Touch' which Dirk Diggler later sang in Boogie Nights. KOL®
- Tuesday, June 19, 2007 at 13:09:37 (EDT)
A Wonderful World, indeed. Clarence
- Tuesday, June 19, 2007 at 11:58:28 (EDT)
any list thatdont include the fids must be a list of go fucks yourself!
Chong
- Tuesday, June 19, 2007 at 11:32:52 (EDT)
That list is sooo corny and clearly put together by some lotsofnoise.com fool. F- KOL®
- Tuesday, June 19, 2007 at 10:02:09 (EDT)
They're making a sequel to Bubba Ho-Tep. But apparently there's no reason to see it. . . Clarence
- Tuesday, June 19, 2007 at 09:37:11 (EDT)
I am so confused. Why would someone ever mention the name of The Big Huge in a list of bands containing some obviously shitty band called "facial dececation"? I defy anyone to name a plausible link between the two...or any band mentioned. What in the name of God is going on??? I'm just going to make love to Julio now, and dry my soft wet tears on his stiff cold fur.
the help
- Tuesday, June 19, 2007 at 00:19:32 (EDT)
think that may be a ransom note. somebody stole a wicked dusty box of cassettes outta my cellah? HAD to be dexter. fuckin' lou. hurled me straight back to copper blue/seamonsters mode. back later. PS: stick a fork in 38. one-hitter = final act. bring on lester.
dirtier
- Monday, June 18, 2007 at 21:16:57 (EDT)
Why did someone make a list of all the bands I blew?
LESTER
- Monday, June 18, 2007 at 17:29:23 (EDT)
Just the first of many. Comment read about Mark E. Smith said "MES=Andy Kaufman of punk." GR
- Monday, June 18, 2007 at 16:24:55 (EDT)
Hi! I SAid GO FUCKS OFF YOURSELVES!!
Chong
- Monday, June 18, 2007 at 16:23:56 (EDT)
Pete Burr was not in That'll learn ya or Boss Fuel. Not sure about the others, tho. GR
- Monday, June 18, 2007 at 15:44:22 (EDT)
Why did someone make a list of all the bands that SCRED mixed?
more importantly
- Monday, June 18, 2007 at 15:39:55 (EDT)
Why did someone make a list of all Pete Burr's former bands? Clarence
- Monday, June 18, 2007 at 15:33:31 (EDT)
The name of your film is probably "YOU MUST BE AS TALL AS YOUR UNCLE'S CROTCH TO RIDE"
dialing DCYF as we speak
- Monday, June 18, 2007 at 15:21:39 (EDT)
Yeah? Well my new film project involves the RECREATION CENTER that was my Vietnam Vet Uncle's BASEMENT!
I did not just type that
- Monday, June 18, 2007 at 15:19:17 (EDT)
That'll Learn Ya, Rash of Stabbings, The Words, Probers, Verbal Assault, Blue Ruins, Mumbling Skulls, Neutral Nation, Schemers, Young Adults, Ritual All 770, Lightning Bolt, Amazing Royal Crowns, Arab on Radar, Velvet Crush, Six Finger Satellite, Christmas, Prurient, small factory, Medicine Ball, Suffering Bastard, Roomful of Blues, Duke Belaire Orchestra, White Mice, Black Dice, ZZ Pot, Acid/DC, Fort Thunder, Shithaus, Throwing Muses, EBN, Olneyville Sound System, Kites, Purple Ivy Shadows, Chinese Stars, Mahi Mahi, Daughters, the Fabulous Motels, Neo-90's Dance Band, The Meatballs Fluxus, This is Providence, Not Boston compilation,. the Terrastock festival, Landed, Get Him Eat Him, Urdog, Area C, mudboy, Black Forest/Black Sea, Vincebus Eruptum, Mr. Apocalypse Now, Honeybunch, The Chinese Stars, Daughters, Gruvis Malt, The Haldols, Identity Show, Japanese Karoke Afterlife Experiment, I, Destroyer, Mindflayer, Overfiend, Pleasurehorse, The Set of Red Things, V for Vendetta, work/death, Windup Birds, XfilesX, M-80, String Builder, Straight to Hell, Purple Ivy Shadows, Midnight Creeps, As The Sun Sets, What Feeds the Fire, Dig Dat Hole, Citizens Unrest, The Amazing Crowns, Vital Remains, 25 Suaves, Amps For Christ, Born Against, Boss Fuel, Brainbombs, Cone of Light, Daughters, Dead Raven Choir, Sons of Bark, Entropy, Eyesores, Free Radicals, Friends Forever, Geraldo Made Me Kill, Glazed Baby, God Willing, Group B, The Halo Bit, Hard To Swallow, Facial Defecation, Frank Difficult, Holy Cow, The Hospitals, Khanate, Kung Fools, LA Machine, The L.U.V.'s, Late night Prayers, LSD March, Lucky Dragons, Made in Canada, Men's Recovery Project, Midnight Creeps, Metalux, Miminokoto, Chei Mukai, My Cat is an Alien, Necronomicon, My Other Face, Nautical Almanac, Neon Hunk, Noxagt, Paindriver, Pines of Rome, Pink and Brown, Rah Bras, Railsplitter, Saturday Night Palsey, Sin of Angels, The Sleazies, Sweet Thieves, The Big Huge, Thee Hydrogen Terrors, This Robot Kills, Tiny Hawks, Immaculate: Grotesque, When Joy Becomes Sadness, Blue Movie, The Smoking Jackets, Two Guys and Another Guy, Knitting By Twilight. won what noes
- Monday, June 18, 2007 at 14:38:23 (EDT)
That's where I learned to smoke cigarettes! In my uniform. After getting served at the Safari along with 5 other uniformed teenagers. I love that ole downtown BK!
GR
- Monday, June 18, 2007 at 14:29:35 (EDT)
We're gonna follow it up with a movie about the Car Palace. Either that or the fancy Burger King they used to have downtown with real plates and shit.
Leeron
- Monday, June 18, 2007 at 13:04:11 (EDT)
I can't believe nobody is doing a documentary film about RT44 Recreation Center in Rehoboth. I had many good times there. Nothing will ever replace its go-karts, batting, cages, mini golf, or pool hall. :( KOL®
- Monday, June 18, 2007 at 12:43:10 (EDT)
Sept 7th. Dave flies to Seattle today to shoot the Corkscrew. Leeron Makin Movies
- Monday, June 18, 2007 at 12:31:23 (EDT)
When is that Rocky Point premiere?
ps
- Monday, June 18, 2007 at 12:28:03 (EDT)
Today's a great day to stay inside mj:(
- Monday, June 18, 2007 at 11:57:00 (EDT)
hi everyone! now fucks off to you!
Chong
- Monday, June 18, 2007 at 10:54:14 (EDT)
That's because Mars needs guitars.
GR
- Monday, June 18, 2007 at 09:22:18 (EDT)
Nothing ever happens on Mars
boring, boring
- Sunday, June 17, 2007 at 23:14:00 (EDT)
When wiff said that the someone what donated a chromosome to him was at Fenway, did he mean the Stanley Steamer carpet guy?
just a hunch
- Saturday, June 16, 2007 at 21:20:44 (EDT)
JULIAN TAVARES=GOD
me
- Saturday, June 16, 2007 at 10:25:46 (EDT)
thank christ the flames just hired keenan. or don't you think we're retarded enough to make the same mistake twice donatella? oy. quack. oy.
dirtier
- Friday, June 15, 2007 at 21:34:04 (EDT)
broonz fire bastard lovechild of hitler/clouseau. yoyo's first two batters score then SQUAT MOTHERFUCKERS! hey bonds! SIDDOWN! bitch. AND another bocce toss to first. fuckin yoyo. the shit. THUH shit.
dirtier
- Friday, June 15, 2007 at 21:32:07 (EDT)
In his new video "LoveStoned," Justin describes a hot girl he's into. Could he mean Jessica Biel?
Lester
- Friday, June 15, 2007 at 17:34:58 (EDT)
I heard Chong was catching.
Clarence
- Friday, June 15, 2007 at 14:55:13 (EDT)
Guess who's pitching tonight...? ps
- Friday, June 15, 2007 at 14:01:51 (EDT)
I lost my lunch.
mj:(
- Friday, June 15, 2007 at 14:00:53 (EDT)
Yeah, I did. Just by looking at it.
GR
- Friday, June 15, 2007 at 13:48:26 (EDT)
looks like a game of spin the bottle. one where somebody just lost BIG TIME.
chong
- Friday, June 15, 2007 at 13:33:53 (EDT)
looks like the old sit n' spin to me.
muddy Briefs
- Friday, June 15, 2007 at 12:49:31 (EDT)
MY EYE!
why did you have to make me click that link?
- Friday, June 15, 2007 at 12:41:59 (EDT)
Explain to me what is going on in this picture. Seriously. What the hell. (Not Safe For Work). The Sneak
- Friday, June 15, 2007 at 10:40:10 (EDT)
I know what it is about #12-HIS SOCKS ARE DIFFERENT!!
I should work continuity in films
- Friday, June 15, 2007 at 10:22:58 (EDT)
dirty- noted and appreciated benny bean counter
- Thursday, June 14, 2007 at 21:19:10 (EDT)
52 days till realsport. And yes, I know I'm the only one who gives a gosh darn. Personal random note- the dude who donated my y-chromosone is currently at Fenway. (random related thought- do the y-chromosome donation and his being a yankers fan have any correlation?) WiF
- Thursday, June 14, 2007 at 21:16:48 (EDT)
ching lemme buy you somethin' off the dollar menu at the bk. some one thing. cheer you up'n'shit. anyway. MJ, regarding control pee, sure, lemme know. regarding our boys, another slop-throwin' lefty. oh yay. regarding manny's newly-elevated socks. maybe THAT can make hoolio hit. that's some expensive 8-9 hitters you got there, Theoma. hey bill mueller, good for you dude. didn't even know he'd retired actually. how hurt was he all through 2004 i wonder. thanks again bill. especially that walk-off vs you-know-who that time. that made me think 2004 was THEE year. good luck teachin' nomar anyfuckingthing though. such a good listener. WtF, future correspondings via yahoo. like i said, not a lotta juice but suppose making enquiries won't be bending any rules. sweat not the RJ. it'll happen.
dirtier
- Thursday, June 14, 2007 at 19:37:50 (EDT)
Chong. Hating since 1982. not me, though
- Thursday, June 14, 2007 at 15:23:44 (EDT)
Are you in labor today, Chong? Why all the h8?
Pot
- Thursday, June 14, 2007 at 14:27:58 (EDT)
OMG kol got OWNED!! he forgot to provide a link to the MYSPACE page! He forgot how music is made in the 21st century. LOL
chong
- Thursday, June 14, 2007 at 13:05:44 (EDT)
Holeeee shiiieet. Check out the The Sword. from Texas. rockin. KOL®
- Thursday, June 14, 2007 at 12:32:29 (EDT)
Happy Flag Day!
GR
- Thursday, June 14, 2007 at 12:30:43 (EDT)
In a gadda da WHA? GR
- Thursday, June 14, 2007 at 11:22:21 (EDT)
DO NOT LOOK #12 DIRECTLY IN THE EYES!
oh my god
- Thursday, June 14, 2007 at 11:14:40 (EDT)
How bout then SOX?
uh boy
- Thursday, June 14, 2007 at 11:13:13 (EDT)
#12 is making eye contact with me. I'm a little freaked out.
Uh oh
- Thursday, June 14, 2007 at 11:13:10 (EDT)
Oh, the anger is building. How about a group hug?
Dr. Melfi
- Thursday, June 14, 2007 at 10:48:51 (EDT)
yeah, But I call it a gameboy cause it sounds g@yer that way. Big whoop. you wanna fight about it? no. diddn't think so. Chong
- Thursday, June 14, 2007 at 10:35:04 (EDT)
Isn't that a DS?
Game Girl
- Thursday, June 14, 2007 at 10:24:44 (EDT)
no, it's my gameboy.
chong
- Thursday, June 14, 2007 at 03:35:39 (EDT)
I have company access to a catalog w/discounts, GR, lemme know if you really want those Angels. I can give you the catalog web address, and lemme know what you want, w/employee discounts.... PGIT
- Thursday, June 14, 2007 at 02:16:16 (EDT)
Special lurk for Dirty. No one else must read this lurk. Dirty, can't remember how we left it with that Epson months and months ago. It's your's for the taking if you still want it. Paper feed busted but are you handy? Other than that she comes with shitload of extree ink cartridges et al.
Ben Franklin
- Wednesday, June 13, 2007 at 23:06:51 (EDT)
That's no GameBoy....that's Ching playing his Wii.
Dirty
- Wednesday, June 13, 2007 at 20:54:23 (EDT)
What in the name of all that is good and holy rhymes with "Hawpe"?
Miriam Webster
- Wednesday, June 13, 2007 at 20:52:43 (EDT)
schelling's been reading his press clips instead of between-start workouts. evidently.
don arse-illo
- Wednesday, June 13, 2007 at 20:51:39 (EDT)
gratuitous t&a times 3
- Wednesday, June 13, 2007 at 20:28:50 (EDT)
how the fuck can you post from your gameboy?
your stupid
- Wednesday, June 13, 2007 at 19:36:20 (EDT)
shuT up meThFace why DoNT you NoT Be so JeaIous? BTw lm posTlno FRom my gameboy! cHoNg
- Wednesday, June 13, 2007 at 17:42:51 (EDT)
My new metal band: MESOTHELIOMA
we're going to BLOW YOUR LUNGS OUT
- Wednesday, June 13, 2007 at 17:26:11 (EDT)
To chong: did it take you all day to come up with that one? ps
- Wednesday, June 13, 2007 at 17:25:03 (EDT)
Let me trying using "moiety" in a sentence. Here goes. "My panties were moiety from watching JulianTavares bowl his throw to first"
mj:(
- Wednesday, June 13, 2007 at 17:23:31 (EDT)
I could not be in a band with a delusional strident lesbian crap rocker. The Sneak
- Wednesday, June 13, 2007 at 15:54:22 (EDT)
We may not have been a great band, but we played ASBESTOS WE COULD!!!
chong
- Wednesday, June 13, 2007 at 15:46:45 (EDT)
Heather looks like my kind of gal, if you know what I mean.
Melissa Etheridge
- Wednesday, June 13, 2007 at 15:27:39 (EDT)
What the hell does moiety mean? And why would I need it? GR
- Wednesday, June 13, 2007 at 12:15:32 (EDT)
Lame genes + exposure to GIG asbestos = compromised Spawn
do the math
- Wednesday, June 13, 2007 at 12:02:34 (EDT)
Yeah! Get HER side of the story and then divulge to the LURK! C'MON! DO IT!!! enjoying living vicariously through other's musical misadventures for once
- Wednesday, June 13, 2007 at 11:59:07 (EDT)
The now ex HRD gitfiddler works at Wakefield Music. I should get HER side of the story!!!!1 KOL®
- Wednesday, June 13, 2007 at 11:27:24 (EDT)
I'd like to take some heavy industry-type item to hit her with. GR
- Wednesday, June 13, 2007 at 11:20:03 (EDT)
"HRD is doing really well and getting pretty busy (booking big shows, recording, MUSIC POLLS etc)"
music polls
- Wednesday, June 13, 2007 at 11:14:10 (EDT)
Nice asbestos GIG
currntly suing Crimplestick for mesothelioma
- Wednesday, June 13, 2007 at 11:04:56 (EDT)
Wow. That plea for a guitarist was kinda like having a public meltown right on the interntez. That former guitarist that was kicked out for not being committed enough should join the Sizz just to relax and detox from all music all together. mj:(
- Wednesday, June 13, 2007 at 11:03:11 (EDT)
I should have known it was your big show what with the awesome christmas light display.
don
- Wednesday, June 13, 2007 at 10:56:03 (EDT)
tired of being in bands that are "doing things" and "going places"? meet benny sizzler! your savior. just visiting the bands' website once pretty much means you and your band are dead in the water. they have that effect. OMG
omg
- Wednesday, June 13, 2007 at 10:29:27 (EDT)
ha ha meth face! somebody has METH-FACE!!!
LOLWTFPWNAGE!
- Wednesday, June 13, 2007 at 10:24:53 (EDT)
that wasn't practice. it was our biggest show ever!
chong
- Wednesday, June 13, 2007 at 10:23:42 (EDT)
Nice asbestos practice space.
don
- Wednesday, June 13, 2007 at 10:19:32 (EDT)
unattractive
- Wednesday, June 13, 2007 at 10:12:53 (EDT)
Wow. If you can make THESE boobs and THIS shirt seem unnatractice, I cant imagine how awesome your music must be. I bet plenty of people are quitting their current bands to come play for you. right don? don? hello? OH NOES LOL WTF???
Chong
- Wednesday, June 13, 2007 at 10:12:20 (EDT)
Wow, what an obnoxious twat. Maybe someone should sit her ass down and explain to her just how little she has accomplished in reality? I mean, I ain't accomplishing shit music-wise, but I at least know and understand that, having been around and or friendly with people who HAVE done noteworthy things with the sweet music. KOL®
- Wednesday, June 13, 2007 at 09:58:57 (EDT)
Those dudes below spawned 9...?
oh my god
- Wednesday, June 13, 2007 at 09:52:34 (EDT)
It's true, soon members of my old band "crimplemania" will have 9 kids between them. America rules!
chong
- Wednesday, June 13, 2007 at 09:35:41 (EDT)
oh my fucking god kill me The reason bands suck
- Tuesday, June 12, 2007 at 22:34:34 (EDT)
In order for a Lurker to have a baby, that Lurker would have to have had SEX.
And we all know not a one here is getting any of that magic goo
- Tuesday, June 12, 2007 at 22:23:48 (EDT)
chong's havin a butt-baby! The SNEAK
- Tuesday, June 12, 2007 at 18:17:42 (EDT)
I've had word that a certain lurker is preggers. GR
- Tuesday, June 12, 2007 at 17:31:49 (EDT)
Can't stay aWakefield.
Cantstandya
- Tuesday, June 12, 2007 at 17:15:02 (EDT)
Despite my best efforts, sorry to report that all the local pals who emailed me asking for my Phoenix Best Music Poll votes got shut out. mj:(
- Tuesday, June 12, 2007 at 16:17:07 (EDT)
Who's pitching tonight?
Anyone here know?
- Tuesday, June 12, 2007 at 16:15:19 (EDT)
Electric boogaloo! 92 lbs of too much time on someone's hands. the devil made me doo it
- Tuesday, June 12, 2007 at 14:32:06 (EDT)
Is that an IED or what!
don
- Tuesday, June 12, 2007 at 14:27:13 (EDT)
It doesn't make any difference who you ask to help you at Home Depot, Don. They don't sell it. Try Rocky's 'Ace' The Sneak
- Tuesday, June 12, 2007 at 14:05:12 (EDT)
I just want the war to be over so I can get some decent help at the Home Depot. Disabled vets are better than the Doctor Moreau rejects they got working there now.
don
- Tuesday, June 12, 2007 at 13:35:27 (EDT)
Sure...think that if you want. Sometimes, #2 is just #2. The Sneak
- Tuesday, June 12, 2007 at 13:33:34 (EDT)
as in #2 lead pencil?
mj:(
- Tuesday, June 12, 2007 at 13:11:45 (EDT)
Is it no coincidence that my #2s seems to getting bigger?
The Sneak
- Tuesday, June 12, 2007 at 12:48:01 (EDT)
Does anybody else think #12 is getting smaller?
LeBron James
- Tuesday, June 12, 2007 at 11:31:31 (EDT)
FYI, QOC supports the war but not the troops
ps
- Tuesday, June 12, 2007 at 11:09:20 (EDT)
"The guy at the bar is also credited as Nikki Leotardo." no, he's not. he's "guy in member's only jacket" and he's never been on the show before.
chong
- Tuesday, June 12, 2007 at 10:48:31 (EDT)
Back when I was "over there" we didn't have cell phones. and we couldn't call no idiots "back home". we had a goddamned crank'em up telephone in the fox hole. we used it to call our commander to tell him we were getting shelled. we were lucky if one soggy care package made it to us from mom 12 weeks after she sent it. bless her heart. and that was our communication with the outside world.
today's troops have it so easy
- Tuesday, June 12, 2007 at 09:25:13 (EDT)
just overheard loud (yelling) parking lot cell conversation: 'Where y'at?! Iraq?....So you're calling from overseas, huh?' wow. i went deaf after that. PGIT
- Monday, June 11, 2007 at 18:11:36 (EDT)
When you look good, you play good. L MONSTRO
- Monday, June 11, 2007 at 17:45:09 (EDT)
Sporans = Sopranos. Fuck.
But that is a funny typo, no?
- Monday, June 11, 2007 at 16:49:23 (EDT)
Fuck JR and the Sporans what happened to LUKE AND LAURA??
remeber the hit radio song based on the soap??!!
- Monday, June 11, 2007 at 16:48:48 (EDT)
My tv only gets NESN and Baseball Tonight so I really don't know what you guys are talking about with the Sopranos stuff. I'm sure it really is a hit tv show and I'm not cracking on you all. In fact, I never really realized what all the fuss about Friends was until it came on my tv in reruns years later and, by gum, I was laughing my ass off and thinking each character was more wonderful than the next. I finally understood the hoopla surrounding that magical run what with Joey and his sandwich obsession and whatnot and it was FUNNY mj:(
- Monday, June 11, 2007 at 16:46:09 (EDT)
Yea but who shot JR?
Manix
- Monday, June 11, 2007 at 16:26:07 (EDT)
D'Oprah lurks?
D'wha?
- Monday, June 11, 2007 at 16:09:16 (EDT)
Hope Anchor's latest g!g. Harpo
- Monday, June 11, 2007 at 16:06:42 (EDT)
He thinks the G8 summit is a farce. Not fond of Mondays either. Clarence
- Monday, June 11, 2007 at 16:01:43 (EDT)
"I tried to post this on the forum; however, my internet is lame here at work, anyway... posted at the HBO boards: "So here is what I found out. The guy at the bar is also credited as Nikki Leotardo. The same actor played him in the first part of season 6 during a brief sit down concerning the future of Vito. That wasn't that long ago. Apparently, he is the nephew of Phil. Phil's brother Nikki Senior was killed in 1976 in a car accident. Absolutely Genius!!!! David Chase is truly rewarding the true fans who pay attention to detail. So the point would have been that life continues and we may never know the end of the Sopranos. But if you pay attention to the history, you will find that all the answers lie in the characters in the restaurant. The trucker was the brother of the guy who was robbed by Christopher in Season 2. Remember the DVD players? The trucker had to identify the body. The boy scouts were in the train store and the black guys at the end were the ones who tried to kill Tony and only clipped him in the ear (was that season 2 or 3?)." Clarence
- Monday, June 11, 2007 at 14:54:47 (EDT)
Was WHAT wif's? The pressure washer or the cable up the ass?
tend to lean towards to cable
- Monday, June 11, 2007 at 14:22:53 (EDT)
That line should be credited to FACE
ps
- Monday, June 11, 2007 at 13:19:12 (EDT)
KOL. when the fuck are you going to learn: "Borrow ONE, buy TWO" ?
mj:(
- Monday, June 11, 2007 at 13:18:44 (EDT)
Was it WiF's?
Rim Shot
- Monday, June 11, 2007 at 12:59:35 (EDT)
Also we broke a pressure washer that did not belong to us. KOL®
- Monday, June 11, 2007 at 12:20:02 (EDT)
The last time I paid for TV I had a cable up my ass
Cable B. Steal
- Monday, June 11, 2007 at 12:07:14 (EDT)
That's because we're rich. Rich, I tell ya. Must call cocks and cancel cable now.
GR
- Monday, June 11, 2007 at 11:06:31 (EDT)
re: june 5th... why is there a new song? I thought this ship set sail along time ago... no?
World B Free
- Monday, June 11, 2007 at 10:20:20 (EDT)
i saw it at work. i pay for online gaming. and it is nice.
chong
- Monday, June 11, 2007 at 10:07:24 (EDT)
Lurkers pay for HBO TV?
Must be nice
- Monday, June 11, 2007 at 10:00:19 (EDT)
T got shot by the guy coming out of the bathroom. That was leotardo's nephew. Remember on the boat T told Bobby that "it just goes blank" when you die? There it is. KOL®
- Monday, June 11, 2007 at 09:52:23 (EDT)
nice cliffhanger. movie for sure. new name = chong bag o'walnuts.
Chong
- Monday, June 11, 2007 at 09:44:53 (EDT)
How 'bout them Sopranos?
J. Pants
- Monday, June 11, 2007 at 09:34:36 (EDT)
Yo wif is james mcgrath a lawyer type mr guy?
The Sneak
- Monday, June 11, 2007 at 08:39:04 (EDT)
w!f, coming here and asking for someone else to give you a reference is like asking a dude's chick out right in front of him Lurker #7
- Sunday, June 10, 2007 at 22:37:06 (EDT)
Well, that's too bad, snob. I was really hoping that after the show we could spoon and hold hands and talk about our feelings together. While one of us sported naked boobs. And crunched Doritos to the soft glow of the television. But that's cool. Whatever. I understand.
the help
- Sunday, June 10, 2007 at 18:28:00 (EDT)
btw- the mermammoth on front page am HOTT!
do you really have to ask?
- Sunday, June 10, 2007 at 18:15:59 (EDT)
Anyone know where I can get a phone number for James McGrath? I desperately need one more work reference and James would be an ideal one to fling such poo about me. rollover gotz me addy WiF
- Sunday, June 10, 2007 at 15:47:19 (EDT)
poo chong
- Sunday, June 10, 2007 at 15:45:51 (EDT)
to the help: hey thanks for those tix to marching band at Jakes but I think I'm going to be playing the alphabet of feelings game that night. Alone.
ps
- Sunday, June 10, 2007 at 10:35:02 (EDT)
LMONSTRO has mj dream job!!!
ohmygod!
- Sunday, June 10, 2007 at 10:33:38 (EDT)
chong, were you like a physics major or something?
don
- Sunday, June 10, 2007 at 10:14:42 (EDT)
well, ed e murphy once sang of a girl who likes to "party all the time" so a tv party is a "party" and onight is a "time" so ed e murphy's girl who likes to party all the time would be in attendace? did i get it right?
chong
- Sunday, June 10, 2007 at 09:24:13 (EDT)
another quality start/sox W. take that cremens that's right cremens damn you all to hell.
dirtier
- Sunday, June 10, 2007 at 06:55:59 (EDT)
it's for a nat-specific, work-related 'serf appreciation' performance. but i did laugh out loud at the goats and yurts. you bastages. also funny....manny's interview with his barber LMONSTRO with tina cervixio.
dirtier
- Sunday, June 10, 2007 at 06:51:22 (EDT)
BY THE WAY - did anyone see this week's Providence Phoenix? Did you notice the PENTAGRAM t shirt the guy from Lorna Doom was wearing in their 'best local hip hop artist' award photo? HA! KOL®
- Saturday, June 09, 2007 at 21:37:19 (EDT)
Kareoke party at Dirty's!!
- Saturday, June 09, 2007 at 18:38:43 (EDT)
sounds like one hell of a sad ass party a brewin' at dirty's yurt this w/e
jesus and i thought my life was sad
- Saturday, June 09, 2007 at 13:47:26 (EDT)
seriously, that knitted tv dinner with the sad ass salisbury was funny funny funny
.
- Saturday, June 09, 2007 at 13:37:58 (EDT)
need karaoke-ized "stop (in the name of love)" toot sweet. requisite disclaimer: not for me. don i haven't busted your balls in way too long so here it is in the form of Final Jeopardy. ANSWER: Quack. QUESTION: Why is lacrosse the national sport of Canada?
dirtier
- Saturday, June 09, 2007 at 13:34:27 (EDT)
Hey MJ and MJ's paramour... I just spent my weekly beer and smokes allowance buying you two tickets to see the marching band at Jake's... now you HAVE to go! HA! Your reclusive ways are foiled. the help
- Saturday, June 09, 2007 at 13:16:35 (EDT)
Why is the salisbury steak so sad? don
- Saturday, June 09, 2007 at 12:44:44 (EDT)
PLUS he looks like BABY HUEY!
ugh
- Saturday, June 09, 2007 at 10:37:27 (EDT)
TOM BRADY IS THE COOLEST ATHLETE EVER?! Are you KIDDING ME?! He's fucking WHITE for chrissakes!
white=instant disqualification
- Saturday, June 09, 2007 at 10:33:17 (EDT)
We're gonna have a TV Party tonight! Black Flag
- Saturday, June 09, 2007 at 00:28:41 (EDT)
Tobin needs to shut the fuck up, too. ed
- Saturday, June 09, 2007 at 00:27:27 (EDT)
Coolest athlete is Tom Brady. Knocks up Bridget Moynahan, dumps her sorry ass for Giselle Bundchen. Bundchen goes on to rip Pope Adolph a new asshole for butting into Brazil's Condoms-for-AIDS-Prevention policy. Mondo cool.
ed
- Saturday, June 09, 2007 at 00:26:45 (EDT)
Steve Naive has a new album? first I've heard of it.
ed
- Saturday, June 09, 2007 at 00:24:22 (EDT)
Does it necessarily make you a bad person to fervently wish that Paris Hilton gets passed around the prison yard like a $20 whore at a biker rally?
ed
- Saturday, June 09, 2007 at 00:23:40 (EDT)
We're gonna have a TV dinner tonight Alright!
- Friday, June 08, 2007 at 18:57:35 (EDT)
Jar Jar Binks? Banjo. Duh. GR
- Friday, June 08, 2007 at 17:53:41 (EDT)
Here's my movie idea for the Paris prison sleep over- Paris stars as Cool Hand Puke. Just picture her crying her eyes out as the warden Bo Lemia says, "What we have here is failure to expectorate."... cut to egg scene- "Puke, you plum crazy. Nobody can puke up 50 eggs! Now why'd ya have to go and say 50? Why couldn't ya have said 30 or 20?"
WiF
- Friday, June 08, 2007 at 17:09:56 (EDT)
file under- draw your own conclusions- What does it say about Americans that they're more excited about Paris Hilton being in jail than they are outraged about Osama NOT being in jail (or dead)?
WiF
- Friday, June 08, 2007 at 17:03:54 (EDT)
the World B Free tag may be the funniest ever. fuckin great. ANYWAY. where's ed when i need his two cents on whether to get the steve nieve. ED?!
dirtier
- Friday, June 08, 2007 at 16:49:58 (EDT)
If I could get me one of them BroYo hats with the hair attached I would be the shit on my street
mj:(
- Friday, June 08, 2007 at 15:02:44 (EDT)
Tonight is Bronson Arroyo Cap Night in Cincinnati. Complete with flowing blond locks. Clarence
- Friday, June 08, 2007 at 14:49:22 (EDT)
porno nails = great for nose picking
or so I'm told
- Friday, June 08, 2007 at 14:46:07 (EDT)
I have more trouble understanding how they handle their own business.
GR
- Friday, June 08, 2007 at 12:29:24 (EDT)
Cooler than Manny?
#12
- Friday, June 08, 2007 at 11:54:44 (EDT)
skillset=funny
.
- Friday, June 08, 2007 at 11:53:59 (EDT)
If you did understand we'd be woried about you. girls like that have a certain "skillset". They are capable of almost anything. It's really something special. you know that one wrong move means pain for weeks. and that somehow makes it more exciting and last longer. you enjoy!
World B Free
- Friday, June 08, 2007 at 11:20:54 (EDT)
How do women with elvira nails handle a man's equipment without damage it? I just don't get it.
KOL
- Friday, June 08, 2007 at 11:02:52 (EDT)
Think that, KOL, only with nicer nails
hair nice, nails nice
- Friday, June 08, 2007 at 10:33:17 (EDT)
Super Manny=MY HERO
show me a cooler athlete in profesiional sports today and don't tell me Jeter
- Friday, June 08, 2007 at 10:32:07 (EDT)
I imagine vic's double date looking like those wrigley gum commercials from the 80s where everybody doubles their flavor and doubles their fun. KOL®
- Friday, June 08, 2007 at 10:31:44 (EDT)
If by "dong" you mean large rubber sex toy with the business end at both ends then, yes.
ed
- Friday, June 08, 2007 at 10:30:51 (EDT)
Super Manny. Clarence
- Friday, June 08, 2007 at 09:38:42 (EDT)
if by "date" you mean "dong" then yes.
ed
- Friday, June 08, 2007 at 09:38:24 (EDT)
ed was on a double date with v!c?!!!
???
- Thursday, June 07, 2007 at 22:50:51 (EDT)
totally can get glasses cheep for anyone - make & model please, and I can find out. haven't learned the proper channels for 'swipeage' yet, but soon will. for now, yes, there's a catalog for employees. PGIT
- Thursday, June 07, 2007 at 18:42:35 (EDT)
That's ok Schill, we still hate you, you Bush-kissing asswipe. ed
- Thursday, June 07, 2007 at 18:25:09 (EDT)
Neighborhoods show was righteous. Too bad all you people who actually live on that dog forsaken island were too lazy to stroll in. This is my 733rd day in a row where I have consumed alcohol. Fuck AA, let's drink. ed
- Thursday, June 07, 2007 at 18:24:12 (EDT)
i exist to serve damn you all to hell.
dirtier
- Thursday, June 07, 2007 at 17:05:02 (EDT)
That AJ's my girl! GR
- Thursday, June 07, 2007 at 16:44:25 (EDT)
Be a Pepper(s). GR
- Thursday, June 07, 2007 at 16:25:07 (EDT)
Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too? GR
- Thursday, June 07, 2007 at 16:22:17 (EDT)
I especially like the corduroy suit with vest on gal on the right. Hope there are patches on those elbows.
Cheep Suit
- Thursday, June 07, 2007 at 16:08:37 (EDT)
You know what's a good beer? Pete's Typhoid Summer Brew. With just a hint of lemon
- Thursday, June 07, 2007 at 13:32:43 (EDT)
Hey PGIT, can I get some BlueBlockers through you?
Can't blame a guy for trying
- Thursday, June 07, 2007 at 13:15:32 (EDT)
My question is, what the hell is the guy in the back row on the left wearing?
some sort of jumpsuit?
- Thursday, June 07, 2007 at 13:14:07 (EDT)
All you people need to get on the urine wagon. And by wagon I don't mean OFF. I mean, Urine for all my friends!
Erin Urine
- Thursday, June 07, 2007 at 13:10:52 (EDT)
I didn't have alcohol for 5 days (plus a little) and had 1 last night. And now I'm sick. Coincidence?
don - Black Cloud w/ Chin Strap
- Thursday, June 07, 2007 at 12:59:35 (EDT)
word on the street is that v!c actually went to the Neighborhoods on a DOUBLE DATE! ps
- Thursday, June 07, 2007 at 12:49:04 (EDT)
Now that's funny. Dirty's talking about #54 Craig Breslow and SOMEBODY else is talking about #54 in the Bball photo. That's wicked funny.
mj:(
- Thursday, June 07, 2007 at 12:48:11 (EDT)
Hey did anyone actually go to the neighborhoods show in newport? Would you believe this is the 5th consecutive day I have not had any alcohol whatsoever? KOL®
- Thursday, June 07, 2007 at 12:16:01 (EDT)
Some comix to enjoy. GR
- Thursday, June 07, 2007 at 11:54:24 (EDT)
sox #54 has same birthday as lurk (ups) and nat (ups) but also is from CT (slight minus) and went to yale (plummeting) so at some point someone has referred to him with no irony whatsoever as 'craigers' (wicked minus)
dirtier
- Thursday, June 07, 2007 at 11:50:33 (EDT)
why deosn;t anybody ever talk about #54...?
Not #54
- Thursday, June 07, 2007 at 11:32:59 (EDT)
Yo, PGIT, can I getz some Angel sunglasses cheep thru u?
GR
- Thursday, June 07, 2007 at 10:14:19 (EDT)
You know what's fun? Spraying Carb Medic directly into open wounds.
Scab Gab
- Thursday, June 07, 2007 at 10:09:23 (EDT)
400,500th Lurker, fuckfaces!!
eat me
- Wednesday, June 06, 2007 at 16:27:04 (EDT)
You guys! Terry just added "d.e.b." to his Myspace friends and they want him to checkout this free Dell work at home website!
NEWSFLASH!
- Wednesday, June 06, 2007 at 16:23:51 (EDT)
dude fuck yes and you'll be sorry you didn't snatch her up too bad you'll have to come see my super ass side project featuring all excellent musicians w/questionable gender assignment
yup
- Wednesday, June 06, 2007 at 15:27:03 (EDT)
You meant 'slobs'. KOL®
- Wednesday, June 06, 2007 at 14:36:52 (EDT)
snobs
mj:(
- Wednesday, June 06, 2007 at 14:10:15 (EDT)
I don't know if we are evolved enough to handle a tranny drummer. Besides, the bass player might try to hump it.
KOL®
- Wednesday, June 06, 2007 at 14:06:06 (EDT)
kol, how is drummer sitch? Just got a lead on one supposed excellent metal drummer who just so happens to be transgender. Could be fucking excellent.
mj:(
- Wednesday, June 06, 2007 at 12:59:15 (EDT)
Last night we cancelled practice to play whiffleball in the park near blackstone blvd instead. It was more productive than most practices. KOL®
- Wednesday, June 06, 2007 at 12:56:19 (EDT)
Last night? At practice? Mike mistakenly thought "someone's talent" would see them through a difficult part in a new song?
how wrong he was
- Wednesday, June 06, 2007 at 12:46:54 (EDT)
Is #12 a hand puppet?
Kukala, Fran and Blow Job
- Wednesday, June 06, 2007 at 12:38:35 (EDT)
Yes. Neutralizing ace. Once again. What my Yo-Yo is best at. Now if he could only get a little run support-and I don't mean "runs" support
mj:(
- Wednesday, June 06, 2007 at 11:48:00 (EDT)
jeebus. what was that.
dirtier
- Wednesday, June 06, 2007 at 11:40:46 (EDT)
Well, maybe next year guys.
Yo Yo
- Wednesday, June 06, 2007 at 10:21:02 (EDT)
400,000 is nice but the next pinch = BS! From the Italian, "of the nards". If Dice can't beat Lenny I'm Squiggy.
dirtier
- Tuesday, June 05, 2007 at 22:21:49 (EDT)
I'd like to gets me some of that #12
Rusty Pussy
- Tuesday, June 05, 2007 at 19:02:13 (EDT)
Looks like 12 HAS 8
check out that bulge
- Tuesday, June 05, 2007 at 17:58:19 (EDT)
Looks like 12 is 8.
Poor bastard
- Tuesday, June 05, 2007 at 16:59:07 (EDT)
Is #12 some sort of humunculous? What I mean is, does it urinate independently of the host?
WTF is right
- Tuesday, June 05, 2007 at 15:13:22 (EDT)
Umm...dolphin vs. unicorn? Flipper
- Tuesday, June 05, 2007 at 14:33:16 (EDT)
#12 looks like someone's baby brother made the team somehow? The Sneak
- Tuesday, June 05, 2007 at 14:21:33 (EDT)
I can only think of one word to describe above photo mj:(
- Tuesday, June 05, 2007 at 14:10:35 (EDT)
homunculus?
homunculie
- Tuesday, June 05, 2007 at 10:32:57 (EDT)
feeling down?
- Tuesday, June 05, 2007 at 09:11:01 (EDT)
again, JT's performance involves moonwalking over shark tank but in the end, totally neutralizes that of opposing "ace" with the snappy ERA. MISSISSIPPI ALABAMA!
dirtier
- Tuesday, June 05, 2007 at 09:06:55 (EDT)
I can clearly see you're nuts.
Chong
- Tuesday, June 05, 2007 at 07:16:09 (EDT)
PGIT, when you're ready for a dog, I need a home.
- Monday, June 04, 2007 at 23:50:48 (EDT)
i have video.
PG
- Monday, June 04, 2007 at 18:30:52 (EDT)
And now hospitalized kitty (magnes)'s brother jimmy comes in through the window, drops his brand new half dead bird on my liv. room floor, beats the sh*t out of it for a while, drops it in my shoe and plays hide, seek and beat. the goldfish have jumped to the top of the list of pets i like in my house right now. They've gone Mad Max. I'm trying to fashion a pegleg for magnes. or some kind of training wheel. PGIT
- Monday, June 04, 2007 at 18:30:12 (EDT)
I thought they outlawed personal 'donks' in 1863? When did this happen? I'm all over it! The Sneak
- Monday, June 04, 2007 at 15:04:03 (EDT)
I've never seen these at my local Slop & Snot! GR
- Monday, June 04, 2007 at 15:03:41 (EDT)
You should think baout getting a Donk. They're all the rage.
Leeron
- Monday, June 04, 2007 at 14:29:51 (EDT)
That Model T gets the same gas mileage as your average aught-seven.
Earl
- Monday, June 04, 2007 at 14:27:20 (EDT)
Saw a comely b101 djay and hjy rock jock at yesterday's charity event for dogs.
ps
- Monday, June 04, 2007 at 14:03:11 (EDT)
Best car I ever had I still have. Got it new, even. 1910 Model T. Only two cranks to start. Flipdown windscreen. Sorry to hear about cat, pgit.
mj:(
- Monday, June 04, 2007 at 14:01:51 (EDT)
yeah, i can drive a stick & don't object to manual. it actually feels pretty wierd to drive an automatic. just ain't right. A cash purchase would be great, but won't have the capital for a while, with the way things are going. looks like a loan may be the way to go, but hate the debt I already have - don't think i'm going to like any new debt. I'll bite the bullet - credit unions are usually nicer. Or, the Bald Hill Dodge route. Kitty had his leg amputated this morning. i'm gonna have a tripod for a cat, and poor thing won't be allowed outside anymore. PGIT
- Monday, June 04, 2007 at 13:32:44 (EDT)
My dad had TWO 1970 Saab 99s. Both were cool. Both were also the same color blue. One caught the engine on fire when we were coming home from a computer show in like 1981 or 1982. I remember seeing the flames coming through the hood and my dad making the call on one of those motorist call boxes. KOL
- Monday, June 04, 2007 at 12:38:40 (EDT)
Imagine this in green:
GR
- Monday, June 04, 2007 at 12:28:58 (EDT)
The worst car I ever had was either my 1977 Saab 99 that was broken about 75% of the time, or my 2001 Volvo V70 that cost a zillion dollars and was in the shop 5 times in a year. My current Mazda3 is prolly the best car I have ever had, althought my beater 89 Volvo 240 was great too.
Leeron
- Monday, June 04, 2007 at 12:00:47 (EDT)
Chevette. best car i ever hadded
Chong
- Monday, June 04, 2007 at 11:29:13 (EDT)
How about the Ford Stresscort. Or the Chevy Sitstation. Or the Dodge Walking down the side of the highway when some ass throws a half eaten piece of pizza at me.
don
- Monday, June 04, 2007 at 11:08:50 (EDT)
thank you. now watch the end of this. it funny. you too KOL Left Hand Drive Luke
- Monday, June 04, 2007 at 11:02:20 (EDT)
Ok.
I like to make fun of Chong because he owns a Hyundai Mommy Mobile.
Is that good enough?
Also: Tickets for Rocky Point Movie Premiere are NOW ON SALE! WooWoo! Leeron
- Monday, June 04, 2007 at 10:52:00 (EDT)
leeron, please use the term "family truckster" or "mommy mobile" in your next post. you stupid bitchtard.
chong
- Monday, June 04, 2007 at 10:45:49 (EDT)
I TOTALLY hear you on the 2wd Tacoma old man pickup truck. They are fanfuckingtastic. Great gas mileage, handy, and they will run until the rot out from under you. Geo Prizms are indeed the shit as well. I once has a sweet 89 "Chevy Nova" hatch that was actually a corolla. Great car. I had a 00 Mazda Protege that was wonderful. The sedans in that body style arent worth much and are great little cars. They're underpowered but handle remarkably well. Also - Chong sucks
Leeron
- Monday, June 04, 2007 at 10:44:14 (EDT)
Check out Mr. Lee's trips thru the neighborhood. GR
- Monday, June 04, 2007 at 10:19:06 (EDT)
How about hoofing it, you fat cow? I'm sorry. I don;t even know who you are. I'm just trying to join in and get a laugh
- Monday, June 04, 2007 at 10:08:32 (EDT)
Ford Focus 02+ ZX3 model 5 spd if you can drive stick is a good car by any benchmark, not just 'for a domestic.' The late Geo Prizms are in fact Toyota Corollas rebadged as Geos. Big depreciation = great value if you can hunt one down. The big Q for PGIT is can she drive stick and does she want a manual transmission...this is key bc I found her a nice black 99 or 00 Corolla asking $3700...$3200 cash probably takes it...Avoid VWs like the plague, avoid ex-rental cars like the plague. Me? I want a late 90 tacoma extended cab 4 cyl 5 spd 2wd old man pickup truck. KOL®
- Monday, June 04, 2007 at 09:48:30 (EDT)
leeroy gets very excited when talking about small tame japanese cars. And MEN!
Buick Mackane
- Monday, June 04, 2007 at 09:39:48 (EDT)
how bout a 3rdGen "liam is a fucknut"?
OMFWTFPWN3D!!!!
- Monday, June 04, 2007 at 09:37:22 (EDT)
Leeron, for someone who drives a LeSabre you seem to act all knowledgable and shit.
that's all I got
- Monday, June 04, 2007 at 09:35:25 (EDT)
"You can really go wrong" should have read "You CANT really go wrong"
Leeron "Mavis Beacon" Runray
- Monday, June 04, 2007 at 09:26:25 (EDT)
I'd suggest visiting your local credit union and see what they can do for a loan. Most of em will close the loan and cut you a check that says "valid for no more than $XXXX". Then you can shop around and find a car that fits your budget. You can really go wrong with a japanese econobox. Toyota, Honda, Nissan, Mazda. They're all just fine. One thing that can be helpfull is to find car that is solid but not very desireable. Like a 2nd gen Altima, Mazda Protege, or a 5th gen Toyota Tercel. They can give you a lot of bang for the buck. Also, KOL mentioned the Focus - overall theyre pretty good, but I would steer clear of a 2000 or 2001 - They had some bugs that had to get worked out. Later models are decent for american cars though. Leeron Von Autonerd
- Monday, June 04, 2007 at 09:25:19 (EDT)
sorry to hear about el gato. ours leapt onto then sat on a freshly painted sill today. rat bastage. black cat white paint. new name = pepe. goddam retard.
dirtier
- Sunday, June 03, 2007 at 17:27:41 (EDT)
Walnecks is good, craigslist boston might be ok, ebay, the regular ole want ad, ducati trader website...how much $?
PGIT avoid JDbyrider and other vermin small car stealerships like the plague. I see 98-99 Volvo V70 wagons in the $3000 range all the time. My mom has had her 99 since it was new and its rock solid reliable. Just a thought. Let me look around for something... KOL
- Sunday, June 03, 2007 at 13:24:46 (EDT)
LOLZ @ boxset w/0 get it on. H@x0rz!!!
OMGWTFLOL???
- Sunday, June 03, 2007 at 13:24:36 (EDT)
well, realistically? not too much. i could probably do payments of about $150/mo, but have to save up for a down. and after my cat rolled into my house this morning with a broken leg from being hit by some bastard, I'm out 2k to begin with. Today sucks. PGIT
- Sunday, June 03, 2007 at 12:48:18 (EDT)
Yo KOL, I'm thinking of moving my Duc. Is Walnecks the best bet or do you have any suggestions? don
- Sunday, June 03, 2007 at 11:45:06 (EDT)
Honda civic, ford focus, corrolla = winnerz
KOL
- Sunday, June 03, 2007 at 10:56:51 (EDT)
Somebody call the Coast Guard...overturned Cano.
Mike Blowell
- Sunday, June 03, 2007 at 10:40:01 (EDT)
It seems, after a trip to JD Byrider with their prices and interest rates - f*ck em. I'm looking for something that can make a year of runnin'. however, QOC may have had some good advice - finance a proper car, and you won't have to worry about maintenance. PGIT
- Sunday, June 03, 2007 at 01:08:20 (EDT)
errrm....ok beckett's tomorrow. but ya smell me.
dirtier
- Saturday, June 02, 2007 at 21:46:15 (EDT)
so when YoYo takes the rubber match manana, is there a groundswell of support for keeping him in rotation once rester (that's right rester damn you all to hell) returns hmmmm? wake has officially entered beachball realm. he'll be back but prob'ly not 'til aout give or take a few. YoYo retains #5? yes. PS: the only good running joke i've heard lately on EEI is that callahan had a sex change and now looks like ann coulter. the mind boggles. and shep is a native...albeit a hendricken weenie.
dirtier
- Saturday, June 02, 2007 at 21:42:44 (EDT)
pgit what is your realistic budget? I will help you. KOL
- Saturday, June 02, 2007 at 16:47:59 (EDT)
how much? PG
- Saturday, June 02, 2007 at 15:29:56 (EDT)
guy next door is selling a first year maxima. 1984 i believe.
chong
- Saturday, June 02, 2007 at 14:41:32 (EDT)
I'm looking for a used vehicle to get me to and from my new fantastic job. please don't make a girl take the bus & walk a mile... anybody gots anything for sale? PGIT
- Saturday, June 02, 2007 at 13:07:53 (EDT)
My new band is called Fist Fucker the First. Any thoughts?
Bologna Tits
- Saturday, June 02, 2007 at 12:42:32 (EDT)
Who's the fucking bastard that got 400,000. Some inbred who doesn't have the balls to even post his victory?
guess that's why they call it the lurk
- Saturday, June 02, 2007 at 12:00:10 (EDT)
Does this band ever play out? v!c
- Saturday, June 02, 2007 at 09:34:17 (EDT)
Hey not lester, entitre weei staff= hollier than thou fuckwads. never seen so many fat ugly bastards with huge egos since HOPE ANCHOR! ching
- Friday, June 01, 2007 at 21:07:39 (EDT)
oh did Lester find some pussy or something
- Friday, June 01, 2007 at 20:02:13 (EDT)
oh wait I'm not really Lester
- Friday, June 01, 2007 at 20:01:24 (EDT)
are you sure you don't mean DRAGSTER KITTY cuz that's who Muddy just added to his friend's list
ps
- Friday, June 01, 2007 at 20:00:18 (EDT)
What I don't get is why Arod's wife would even be the bunt of any mean sprited jokes. I'm with you, dirt. I mean it's not even funny bringing the wife into it. It's not even a taunt. Dennis/calahan=holier than thou retards.
Lester
- Friday, June 01, 2007 at 19:58:30 (EDT)
Even better osprey cam on LI GR
- Friday, June 01, 2007 at 17:49:45 (EDT)
who's got the world's most expensive dumpster kitty? I DO I DO YAAAAAAAAAaaY damn you all to hell.
dirtier
- Friday, June 01, 2007 at 16:29:35 (EDT)
The funny thing, that's *not* me trolling on CL for anything. I am going out on a limb here, but my guess is that it is either a) a member of Witzend trying to hype his band or b)the owner/booker at The Harbourside, where they are apparently playing. #2 FAN
- Friday, June 01, 2007 at 16:12:56 (EDT)
dennis/callahan poor attempts at creating some 'a-rod chant' for tonight. bad radio uber alice. half the call-ins, during the hour i heard, made fun of his wife, though the DJs were mouthing platitudes about supposedly tryin' to not focus on the spouse. whatever. i don't know mrs a-rod BUT if they have a kid (think they do?) then toolin on the wife is bullshit. that said....i prefer 'na na na na, hey hey hey, good-bye'
dirtier
- Friday, June 01, 2007 at 16:12:42 (EDT)
OMG, look what little Robbie Benson is up to nowadays. GR
- Friday, June 01, 2007 at 15:59:30 (EDT)
all right, you bastage, now you're trolling for info on cl? It's WIT'S END you fool
- Friday, June 01, 2007 at 15:56:34 (EDT)
LESTER SO GREW OUT OF THE LURK! I KNEW IT!!!
- Friday, June 01, 2007 at 15:23:49 (EDT)
Loving Fred Rogers. GR
- Friday, June 01, 2007 at 15:23:16 (EDT)
soooo close to lurk 400000. i bet lester uses #400000 to announce that he has a new job with commputer acces but he just doesnt come here cause he "grew out of it"
ching
- Friday, June 01, 2007 at 14:09:27 (EDT)
i love the super slow mo gyro you tube. mostly cause its so slow it looks like nothing happens.
ching
- Friday, June 01, 2007 at 14:07:18 (EDT)
I knew it was black something. While that pitch is impressive I don't believe those Mass boys invented it. I saw it described in detail online, not unlike the millions of Japanese u-tubes of the gyro ball.
Don Willis
- Friday, June 01, 2007 at 14:00:15 (EDT)
Don the pitch, pitcher, and team are out of mass. and called "the black hammer"!
muddy Briefs
- Friday, June 01, 2007 at 13:33:55 (EDT)
"The mighty Sting momentarily looks like a petulant pansy instead of the god of rock." Stew Art Copeland
- Friday, June 01, 2007 at 13:32:16 (EDT)
Muddy MySpace hijacked by disgruntled bass player!
the worst kind of revenge known to bands there is
- Friday, June 01, 2007 at 12:59:56 (EDT)
MEME MAN
- Friday, June 01, 2007 at 12:24:34 (EDT)
Maybe muddy can figure out how to click to this link. I'm still looking for the "Black Death" pitch. I found it online last year, but like a dumaxx I didn't bookmark it. HDon
- Friday, June 01, 2007 at 12:05:25 (EDT)
Muddy has no "blog"! Muddy can barely use the computer and still has no idea how to post a link as a rollover or post a picture, etc. Muddy can't even get into his band's my space account anymore. Let's leave muddy alone so he doesn't have to refer to himself in third person like Ricky Henderson anymore.
muddy Briefs
- Friday, June 01, 2007 at 11:48:53 (EDT)
sounds like benny jealous of MUDDY INTERNET FAME!!! Ain't no rolling stone covers on the myspace BITCH!! "thanks for the add you guys rule" = ALL THE CRED WE NEED TO MAKE IT!!!
not chong
- Friday, June 01, 2007 at 10:59:54 (EDT)
Muddy's myspace blog is kinda weird, though: I was scopin' out 'Jackinworld', my favorite web site for new whackoff tips. I tried the bag of orange slices, but it made a huge fucking mess and ants were covering my bed and couch for weeks after. and i was sticky as hell. Its not like i wasted the orange slices though.
So check this out.
I found this tip that says it would feel a billion times better than any pocket pussy or whatever. I boiled up some oatmeal, let it cool a bit, and dumped it in a pair of women's nylons (stole em from my roommate). I grabbed a condom, slapped it on, and went to town. The pile of nlyonmeal was kinda hard to keep in place, so i put it between two couch cushions, got down on my knees and went to town.
It was GREAT at first, nice and warm and pliant, if not super tight. but then the oatmeal started seeping out of the nylons and got all over the couch.
I didnt care in the heat of battle, but now I've got cinammon oatmeal all in the cushions of my roommates couch and she will be home in about an hour. Fuck! #2F
- Friday, June 01, 2007 at 10:55:05 (EDT)
Is MJ:( looking for decoder ring status? Chef = Sheffield, Gary. Actually = Pedro Martinez malapropism. Big Red Bat = Unfortunately this means big red bat, bought at Benny's, made of plastic. System of a Don
- Friday, June 01, 2007 at 10:49:22 (EDT)
Don, that's why they call them PRO BALL players.
Jesus. First day with cable TV?
- Friday, June 01, 2007 at 10:43:59 (EDT)
Muddy just got thanked for adding DRAGSTRIP KITTY FYI
- Friday, June 01, 2007 at 10:37:48 (EDT)
I need a big red bat waved in my face like only Chef (and I mean the cool, athletic Chef, not the erstwhile lurker) can.
subliminal penis reference
- Friday, June 01, 2007 at 10:35:32 (EDT)
Who am I Petey? "ACTUALLY family tree"
A typo and subsequent reference that I swear to God only Don will get
- Friday, June 01, 2007 at 10:33:23 (EDT)
band family tree is actually a good fucking idea wish I thought of that
- Friday, June 01, 2007 at 10:32:10 (EDT)
"Good morning. I just groomed the LC wifflefield last weekend. It's almost ready for play."
=Coded message for Don. As is "red bat" reference. #2 FAN
- Friday, June 01, 2007 at 10:28:32 (EDT)
The sizz needs a page like this to clarify their storied pasts. KOL®
- Friday, June 01, 2007 at 10:26:38 (EDT)
Good morning. I just groomed the LC wifflefield last weekend. It's almost ready for play. mj:(
- Friday, June 01, 2007 at 10:26:08 (EDT)
Sports are awesome. Lets play whiffleball.
KOL®
- Friday, June 01, 2007 at 10:21:34 (EDT)
Yea, I know NBA and shit, but that James performance last night was redonkulous. System of a Don
- Friday, June 01, 2007 at 10:06:18 (EDT)
'Hoods in newport tommorrow night.
#2 FAN
- Friday, June 01, 2007 at 09:27:04 (EDT)
Someone needs to break it to don that investing in electronic equopment is never a good idea. You know those 144 Pioneer dvd digital home entertainment centers he just bought and stored? They come with a built in chip that is set to fry the electronics at exactly midnight, 12/31/2009.
what a dumb ass
- Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 22:33:26 (EDT)
If you call drinking your own piss boring...
What Evz
- Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 21:25:10 (EDT)
Xcore = XBORE!!! What do you do for fun? READ??? LOSER.
CHONG
- Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 19:16:58 (EDT)
Don's keen economic strategy reminds me of this actual dude who bought 100 Madonna Sex books and made sure not to open them because they would be worth a fortune some day. don
- Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 18:58:27 (EDT)
If that had been The Fall performing same song, I would have agreed. Give the QOC a kick for me.
GR
- Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 15:37:17 (EDT)
This just might be the best Providence show to ever happen. #2F
- Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 14:48:00 (EDT)
QOC is straigtedge now. My Xcore influence has rubbed off. She's back to drinking her own urine- just like she did as a kid!
mj:(
- Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 13:39:05 (EDT)
I thought my life was sad. You idiots dream of other lurkers and Red Sox players. What happened to the days of dreaming about Barbara Dare and other assorted big-bosomed bimbos?
sad, really.
- Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 13:28:43 (EDT)
Will QOC be there all day? Scraping and sanding, taping and priming? It would be crazy if I showed up and served HER a beer.
#2F
- Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 13:28:16 (EDT)
I dreamed that me and MANNY 24 went on a DATE. DON'T TELL DON!!!! ps
- Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 13:19:24 (EDT)
WORLDS COLLIDE ALERT!! FACE JUST MET QOC OUTSIDE THE 308 IN THE BLOB!!!!!
mj:(
- Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 13:18:28 (EDT)
Someone should assemble a discography of RI bands from the 70-90s. That would be swell. #2 FAN
- Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 12:56:05 (EDT)
I don't remember #2 telling Chong he could go to that page.
don
- Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 12:27:28 (EDT)
Really? My new thing is YOU'RE FUCKFACE!
- Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 11:59:56 (EDT)
Shit I meant to post the link to the Massachusetts bands one. Lots of craaaaazy shit on there. How about the 'Wormtown '78' one?
#2 FAN
- Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 11:44:16 (EDT)
I suppose it's better than collecting beanie babies, but not much. My new thing is investing in electronics. I'm going to buy a gross (144) Pioneer dvd digital home entertainment centers, rent one of those corrugated metal garage spaces to store them in for like 10 or 20 years and then retire on the accrued interest. Sweet!
don
- Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 11:33:17 (EDT)
I visit that site often. I have 3 records on that page.
Chong
- Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 11:32:45 (EDT)
This is for Don. Nobody else should click on this. I mean it. #2 FAN
- Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 11:22:41 (EDT)
His what?
Not a real lurk
- Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 10:16:02 (EDT)
That lurk by Chuck was the first actual lurk in what, like 4 years? Living Daylights were good, super good - ala The Professionals. I think Chuck may have been a resident at Chéz Huge? But he definitely knew his was around a solder gun.
don
- Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 10:10:05 (EDT)
I dreamed that Don and MJ were private detectives the other night and we were at a school playground and mj had black hair and don had a mustache. WTF get out of my dreamz. #2 FAN
- Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 09:35:08 (EDT)
i'd say this is pretty good chongo
- Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 07:54:38 (EDT)
dirty, click the link for a new-to-me webbie that my comely housepainter directed me to just today. Scroll down to the Julian features. hilarious
- Wednesday, May 30, 2007 at 23:31:47 (EDT)
I loves me some YoYo
mj:(
- Wednesday, May 30, 2007 at 23:19:35 (EDT)
"he is retarded... the bike is under 600lbs and you can do a wheelie on it"
hilarious comment from BadBoy Brad clip
- Wednesday, May 30, 2007 at 22:52:52 (EDT)
Chuck! You fixed Chil's amp!
HEY!!!!
- Wednesday, May 30, 2007 at 22:42:46 (EDT)
Charles Nelson Reilly will not be down for bosoms?
Brett Summers
- Wednesday, May 30, 2007 at 19:57:28 (EDT)
Number 17 is *that guy* you were talking about from Happiness, KOL. GR
- Wednesday, May 30, 2007 at 16:39:56 (EDT)
I asked Tavarez about the “Yo-Yo” he has on shirts and his belongings. He said it has been his nickname since he was a kid. Why? “Because I was crazy,” he explained. As he was talking Tavarez unwrapped a box with a silver Yo-Yo in it. He said every year he gets a few Yo-Yo-themed products. He also labels all of his things “Yo Yo, 51.” Tavarez seems to be a really good clubhouse guy, which can be seen in his relationship with the Japanese players. Jeff Suppan told me before last season that Tavarez was always a great guy to have around in St. Louis, first and foremost because he always took the ball, no matter what the situation, and never complained. Then there was his personality. “He would come in and tell people he was from Mississippi, Alabama,” laughed Suppan. “Every day, Mississippi, Alabama.”
dirtier
- Wednesday, May 30, 2007 at 16:19:59 (EDT)
http://redsox.scout.com/2/574339.html
dirtier
- Wednesday, May 30, 2007 at 16:16:42 (EDT)
Charles Nelson Reilly will not be down for _____________.
Gene Rugburn
- Wednesday, May 30, 2007 at 13:05:51 (EDT)
Here's 1 for u, #2. GR
- Wednesday, May 30, 2007 at 09:52:40 (EDT)
YEA RIGHT CHUCK GET IN LINE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
#2 FAN
- Wednesday, May 30, 2007 at 09:19:01 (EDT)
This is by far my favorite of this guys three cool online personas. Chong
- Wednesday, May 30, 2007 at 06:43:38 (EDT)
Girl on a mission! Chang
- Wednesday, May 30, 2007 at 06:42:15 (EDT)
Beeny should play w/theese guys. chung
- Wednesday, May 30, 2007 at 06:41:42 (EDT)
Hey Chil & Gail! Chuck Root from Buffalo here... Back from the Goo Goo Dolls days. Yeah the same Chuck that was in The Living Daylights and then formed The Spludderduds with those wacky Sponge boys. Nice to find you and the plaid Marshall cabinet online. Haven't seen you since George Tutuska's wedding. I still have a t-shirt from The Rocket, an old Boneyard demo tape and a shredded, purple useless bonewear sweatshirt. Be well. Cap'n Chuckie chazroot@yahoo.com
- Tuesday, May 29, 2007 at 18:47:42 (EDT)
you have a high pressure system in your SHORTS!
ps
- Tuesday, May 29, 2007 at 18:08:58 (EDT)
Starting tomorrow I'm going to get up at 5:30am everyday.
mj:(
- Tuesday, May 29, 2007 at 18:08:32 (EDT)
Speaking of tolerable I'd say the local sports franchise has a huge golden horseshoe up their asses as of late.
don in hd
- Tuesday, May 29, 2007 at 16:29:07 (EDT)
How about that High Pressure System, huh? The relaxed pressure gradient and southerly onshore flow have sure made for some tolerable weather these last few days. Would anyone here beg to differ?
#2 FAN
- Tuesday, May 29, 2007 at 14:32:50 (EDT)
to #2 fan, drop us steaming pile and maybe we'll play you a show
ps
- Tuesday, May 29, 2007 at 13:23:08 (EDT)
oh, hi. Nice fucking weather, eh? fucking NICE! NE wayz, was that the REAL w!f who logged on? Weird, I actually miss her. She was so hot and nice to me.
mj:(
- Tuesday, May 29, 2007 at 13:22:33 (EDT)
HI BENNY SIZZLER WHEN R U PLAYING A ROCK MUSIC PERFORMANCE AGAIN1?
#2 FAN
- Tuesday, May 29, 2007 at 11:52:03 (EDT)
It's light out at 5am. And it's nice and quiet. Why don't I get up this early more often?
not used to getting up this early guy
- Tuesday, May 29, 2007 at 05:36:19 (EDT)
re: dirty's post
wha..?
- Monday, May 28, 2007 at 12:31:46 (EDT)
If i die for my country at any point in time, please dont let diane weist speak at my funeral. that bitch is see-through like you read about.
chong
- Monday, May 28, 2007 at 11:17:30 (EDT)
Are you guys in a band?
Broccoli Spears
- Monday, May 28, 2007 at 09:30:23 (EDT)
yeah only 5 years/$70 mill. did anyone see JT lawn bowling play early? every comebacker, terrifying. massive rodent depopulation at US fish & wildlife agency? deforestation issues at dept of interior? "Shorn WtF Effect". i heard WtF is in geisha training.
dirtier
- Monday, May 28, 2007 at 08:55:36 (EDT)
JD WHO?
Should be my new stage name
- Sunday, May 27, 2007 at 23:45:20 (EDT)
think i'll prevent that L, JT
JD
- Sunday, May 27, 2007 at 17:35:57 (EDT)
last game v catalanotto. when does that doosh not drill us in the pooper. good riddance with your .171 average. ass.
dirtier
- Sunday, May 27, 2007 at 16:58:06 (EDT)
again, tito. anything after five innings should be hookville. wtf dude. conserving 'pen for the return of Tort that's right Tort damn you all to hell. i will cheer. once.
dirtier
- Sunday, May 27, 2007 at 16:54:42 (EDT)
on the tip jar tip... forgive the imposition of actual content amidst the glorious pointlessness
- Sunday, May 27, 2007 at 01:26:14 (EDT)
it were the arthropods that schooled the grasshopper on them kung poo moves do not underestimate yon Crusty Asian
- Sunday, May 27, 2007 at 01:18:36 (EDT)
for those seeking bandwidth wastage of a hoser/yawnball mutation sort... truth in advertising
- Sunday, May 27, 2007 at 01:13:37 (EDT)
regarding attempts at dispariging rainbow humour- rainbows am curved. try and force one of them to bend into corner and unleash soft sprectral eviltude at your own peril name witheld by member of rainbow witness protection program
- Sunday, May 27, 2007 at 01:11:19 (EDT)
yo chef, am I right in noting that once again the food network is doing the next FN show host contest thingy and as yet you and the rest of us inertially dormant lurkers have yet to follow through on our warped sense of humor and get ye a quasi-pilot filmed up? WiF
- Sunday, May 27, 2007 at 01:02:37 (EDT)
confirmation of suit to obscure hirsute, clippage also an overpriced monthly routine. though the costume has been part of several meat groveling sessions, as yet no one has been fool enough to accept my offer of servitude. (spalcheck note- am that grovel formation missing a second L?) WiF
- Sunday, May 27, 2007 at 00:55:44 (EDT)
Neighborhoods at the Newport Blues Cafe next Saturday, June 2nd. ed
- Saturday, May 26, 2007 at 14:25:42 (EDT)
Uh, uh, you're.
GR
- Saturday, May 26, 2007 at 08:52:17 (EDT)
That's the point.
KOL
- Saturday, May 26, 2007 at 07:21:21 (EDT)
As I recall, cheffy's band usually opened for the likes of Blake Babies and Becky Chace.
just so you know
- Saturday, May 26, 2007 at 00:24:55 (EDT)
dear KOL. in this case you are wrong. i'm with you on the T-rex, but your statement is full of fail. chong
- Friday, May 25, 2007 at 20:53:10 (EDT)
Pentagram's "First Daze" is better than anything put out by any band associated with anyone posting here with the possible exception of a handful of bands Cheffy's band might have opened for. Fuck ya. KOL
- Friday, May 25, 2007 at 16:00:56 (EDT)
Nope he meant *you're*
and pentagram sucks
- Friday, May 25, 2007 at 15:40:52 (EDT)
Everybody knows 'stanley cup champion ducks' is a spam magnet. Knon Dotts
- Friday, May 25, 2007 at 10:23:51 (EDT)
oh noes!!!
LOLWTFPWNAGE!
- Friday, May 25, 2007 at 09:37:23 (EDT)
btw, 'stanley cup champion ducks' sounds like a menu item at best. lacks that certain je ne sais blowme.
dirtier
- Thursday, May 24, 2007 at 20:40:41 (EDT)
yeah their best player is named Angel too. some villa puke. someone quite drunk once tried telling me bruce arena's last name was a palindrome for like ten minutes. this person was canadian. just sayin'.
dirtier
- Thursday, May 24, 2007 at 20:38:02 (EDT)
New York Red Bulls? Really?
don just found out
- Thursday, May 24, 2007 at 19:11:12 (EDT)
Who are you? MUDDY?
anyway?
- Thursday, May 24, 2007 at 17:53:18 (EDT)
No one is talking about "cornering" a rainbow. What are you, some kind of sadistic freak? Get your jollies from forcing, bending, manipulating JOY into a broken and twisted heap of submissive ego?
you make me sick
- Thursday, May 24, 2007 at 17:32:58 (EDT)
A cornered rainbow is a vicious and unpredictable rainbow. I hope the ones on the other side of Rainbow Bridge play nice.:( KOL®
- Thursday, May 24, 2007 at 16:10:16 (EDT)
Not cool about rainbow pie chart joke. My cousin was killed by a rainbow after he chased one right into a ravine.
mj:(
- Thursday, May 24, 2007 at 16:04:28 (EDT)
What about the children's book "IT HURTS WHEN I PEE"?
equal opportunity waste evacuations
- Thursday, May 24, 2007 at 16:03:21 (EDT)
W!F PASSED ON HIWAY BY A CERTAIN COMELY BARTENDER. SAYS W!F WEARING SUIT AND CLEANLY SHORN. QOC CONFIRMS SHORNLINESS.
NEWSFLASH!
- Thursday, May 24, 2007 at 16:02:13 (EDT)
What about my excerrent recent appearances?
Daisucky
- Thursday, May 24, 2007 at 15:31:20 (EDT)
Curt's last name = Schelling. Wake's back to beachballs, Lester's an unknown factor so basically we rely on healing tiny patches of finger skin and ... JT. Who single-handedly prevented a sweep. NICE. Up next: anti-Manny rant. In the hole: Vegas odds of dugout brawl between Lugo, Ramirez. Pray for us Mike Timlin.
dirtier
- Thursday, May 24, 2007 at 15:30:37 (EDT)
But it does when I poop! :(
Manuel Releas
- Thursday, May 24, 2007 at 15:01:00 (EDT)
A new book out for all you lurkers. GR
- Thursday, May 24, 2007 at 14:50:40 (EDT)
No, upon reading that again, you're correct. I stand humiliated!
Humble pie
- Thursday, May 24, 2007 at 14:18:27 (EDT)
No, I think they meant "your" not you are "you're". Unless *you're* talking about something else. One what noes
- Thursday, May 24, 2007 at 14:06:49 (EDT)
I just made a colorful pie chart!
Number of Children Killed by Rainbows, Rhode Island, 2006
- Thursday, May 24, 2007 at 13:48:17 (EDT)
oh, and "by "your" I think you meant "you're"
just so you k
