Benny Sizzler Lurkive March 30-May 18, 2007*
*some real jewels in this one

HAHAHAHAAA below flyer!!!!
JackieMcMullenPubicHairDo51
- Friday, May 18, 2007 at 20:06:31 (EDT)

PEEP THE FLYER FOR THE NEXT SHOW
NEUTRAL NATION FAN 4 LIFE
- Friday, May 18, 2007 at 19:17:58 (EDT)

WATCH THIS :)
KOL®
- Friday, May 18, 2007 at 18:34:16 (EDT)

you assholes are a bunch of fiDOUCHiaries!
only I wouldn't trust any of you with my fucking money
- Friday, May 18, 2007 at 17:07:42 (EDT)

I think I know who bought that Craig's list air guitar
best $1 ever spent
- Friday, May 18, 2007 at 16:58:54 (EDT)

happy birthday sea bug
mj:(
- Friday, May 18, 2007 at 16:50:13 (EDT)

Shit, I thought you meant this. I think I am safely in the I don't know that song freedom zone. Yesterday I had the bass overloaded riff from Iggy's "Sick of You" running over and over and over. Believe you-me I wasn't cool with it.
oh what a moat
- Friday, May 18, 2007 at 16:36:32 (EDT)

Why, today is the birth date of reggie jackson, brooks robinson, the late pope jp2...and me.
KOL®
- Friday, May 18, 2007 at 15:54:27 (EDT)

Why oh why do I have The Night Chicago Died in my head? Brother what a night it really was. A hot g/f who is willing to kill a sea-bug for him on this, the most special of days.
GR
- Friday, May 18, 2007 at 15:47:42 (EDT)

I don't know about every other person on the internetz but I do it because it makes me feel better about myself and my own pathetic existence for the 17 seconds it takes me to type in my insipid responses.
jhesus jesto 164
- Friday, May 18, 2007 at 13:57:51 (EDT)

Why is this day any more special than any other for you, golden boy? Isn't everyday of yours filled with the enviable blessing of young health, hairless back, white teeth and hot g/f?
mj:(
- Friday, May 18, 2007 at 13:33:15 (EDT)

Look, why are you all so bent on ruining A Very Special Day for me?
KOL®
- Friday, May 18, 2007 at 13:16:47 (EDT)

I thought you meant he nailed the package. YUCK!
GR
- Friday, May 18, 2007 at 12:17:39 (EDT)

I don't know why you guys think KOL nailed that d00d. Whas it because of this: "he also once beat me silly with his "whiffleball bat"...because I hit him in the face with my "wild pitch."
jhesus jesto 164
- Friday, May 18, 2007 at 12:13:39 (EDT)

what if maybe KOL nailed that d00d maybe 2x...?
just another hunch
- Friday, May 18, 2007 at 12:08:46 (EDT)

I HAD A GIRLZ BIKE LIKE THAT ONCE AND THEN I TRADED IT IN FOR A SICK SUPER LE TOUR
paper route complete in 27 minutes
- Friday, May 18, 2007 at 12:06:20 (EDT)

So you are saying he is comfortable enough with his manhood to ride a girls bike - that's cool.
jhesus jesto 164
- Friday, May 18, 2007 at 12:02:52 (EDT)

kol I hope yer friend gets stuck with a don orsillo lookalike in a wig fer his date!
that bike is still sweet tho
- Friday, May 18, 2007 at 12:02:35 (EDT)

i think KOL nailed that guy one time.
just a hunch
- Friday, May 18, 2007 at 12:00:09 (EDT)

Some more of KOL's kool friends doing kool stuff.
Not so handsom dick
- Friday, May 18, 2007 at 11:58:53 (EDT)

Oh man, trust me, this guy was born to have a chopper. His destiny is to own a tough guy bar in southie. He is a d00d and one must communicate with him on a d00d level. Childhood friends, he once beat up 3 older kids at once. We were 14 or 15, they were about 17 or 18, pulled up in a car, and jumped him. He beat up all 3 while we watched, and the 4th one in their car refused to even get out. He also once beat me silly...with a whiffleball bat...because I hit him in the face with a wild pitch.
KOL®
- Friday, May 18, 2007 at 11:57:16 (EDT)

kol, I think your friend looks totally bad ass. Do not listen to the haterz. they are totally jellus. I like him better w/o mowhawk newayz. that bike is sweet.
Jacki McMullenPubicHairdo51
- Friday, May 18, 2007 at 11:57:11 (EDT)

Hey I not only mentioend JT's sweet perfromance I fucking MARRIED him. Does a certain post by a certian MRS. TAVARES ring a bell?
mj:(
- Friday, May 18, 2007 at 11:54:27 (EDT)

I seen dudes who looked like me get choppers that looked like this. You got a problem with that?
Lee Press-On Bikez
- Friday, May 18, 2007 at 11:54:22 (EDT)

no, but really. That's bad photoshop actually put to good use- once and for all.
pixel me this
- Friday, May 18, 2007 at 11:53:06 (EDT)

that's the rare 2nd' state version of Alpert: yesterday, today, and tomorrow.
I know.
- Friday, May 18, 2007 at 11:50:28 (EDT)

can you imagine no one has mentioned JT after his sweet sweet performance? WTF
U R ALL FUCK!!!

- Friday, May 18, 2007 at 11:48:21 (EDT)

Holy fuck! I used to peel to herb albert in neighbor's garage with other 7yr old galpals!!
holy worf
- Friday, May 18, 2007 at 11:46:03 (EDT)

greetings from the Rock+Roll Pillow Fort wtf has transpired around here?!! What is this below??
mj:(
- Friday, May 18, 2007 at 11:44:02 (EDT)

Man, I think you have that friend confused with this one:
GR
- Friday, May 18, 2007 at 10:29:52 (EDT)

I don't have to be here, ya know. I don't have to show up here. With my vast financial holdings, I could be basking in the sun in Florida. This is just a hobby for me! Nothing, ya hear? A HOBBY!
KOL®
- Friday, May 18, 2007 at 10:25:53 (EDT)

I like his other bike better. Ya know the one with the skulls all over it, or maybe his dragon one ? And what happened to his nosering and mowhawk? Your "friend" is a total sellout.
Chong
- Friday, May 18, 2007 at 10:15:57 (EDT)

shouldn't it be more like "congrats to you and your cousin"?
as the gentetics police would say?
- Friday, May 18, 2007 at 10:06:46 (EDT)

ching BTW congrats to you and the missus (as Andy Capp would say)
dirtier
- Friday, May 18, 2007 at 08:41:35 (EDT)

So...NESN did in fact come to my friend's house and film him for Sox Appeal. They will be filming him hanging out at his uncle's bar next week. Here is the D00d in question.
KOL®
- Friday, May 18, 2007 at 08:08:39 (EDT)

hey nerdtray
what mac you get
- Thursday, May 17, 2007 at 17:41:27 (EDT)

I AM SO MARRIED!!!
Mrs. Tavares
- Thursday, May 17, 2007 at 16:26:24 (EDT)

I ordered a new Mac on monday and THE ANTICIPATION IS KILLING ME.
Leeron Nerdtray
- Thursday, May 17, 2007 at 15:23:52 (EDT)

and said JT has exceeded said goals. NICE.
dirtier
- Thursday, May 17, 2007 at 15:15:24 (EDT)

I've got something to drop off for Rock and Roll Pillow Fort or whatever you call it. R U going 2 B around 2morrow? Comment me back!
KOL®
- Thursday, May 17, 2007 at 15:07:56 (EDT)

are you guys talking about v!c's TROUSER BLOSSOM?
mj:(
- Thursday, May 17, 2007 at 14:08:20 (EDT)

Unfortunately life likes to throw things at you that aren't on your list.
moat
- Thursday, May 17, 2007 at 14:01:49 (EDT)

Things that are...exceedingly low...on my list of priorities = ever witness or notice a bulge in Vic's pants.
The Sneak
- Thursday, May 17, 2007 at 12:51:41 (EDT)

You guys, try watching Sports Desk with V!c
if you want to see eyes and trousers bulge
- Thursday, May 17, 2007 at 12:26:51 (EDT)

I'm looking to sell my air guitar, btw
I am so not ever going to get signed
- Thursday, May 17, 2007 at 12:13:21 (EDT)

CHONG=pitchesfromthestretch
I KNOW IT!
- Thursday, May 17, 2007 at 12:12:19 (EDT)

what am I bob barker now?
Chong
- Thursday, May 17, 2007 at 11:30:51 (EDT)

chong you are either #167 otisfinkelstein or #563 crapocolypsenow.
if not, can you give us a range?
- Thursday, May 17, 2007 at 11:14:25 (EDT)

I'm living in a ram's head!
KOL®
- Thursday, May 17, 2007 at 10:55:51 (EDT)

go Yoyo
ps
- Thursday, May 17, 2007 at 10:55:11 (EDT)

Did anybody miss me? No? Well anyway. I don't have my dirtionary in front of me but I WAS able to decode that dirty and I have the same goals for my JT.
mj:(
- Thursday, May 17, 2007 at 10:47:22 (EDT)

chong every decoder ring has a fixed subscription period. yours must've lapsed. JT: you must kick ass today. must.
dirtier
- Thursday, May 17, 2007 at 08:14:37 (EDT)

dirty makes about as much sense as a blind mime. nice job blime.
Chong
- Thursday, May 17, 2007 at 07:55:47 (EDT)

it makes me sad knowing that the ultra-odious weinstein brothers got their start buying the two "secret policeman's" films at cannes. yes returning to python mode for umpteenth time. oy. somebody, quick, a fish-slapping dance!
dirtier
- Thursday, May 17, 2007 at 07:37:49 (EDT)

Anyone?
GR
- Wednesday, May 16, 2007 at 16:52:13 (EDT)

Found you!
JackieMcMullenPubicHairDo51
- Wednesday, May 16, 2007 at 15:24:30 (EDT)

Found you!
CHBismyBitch32
- Wednesday, May 16, 2007 at 15:21:31 (EDT)

V!c was very interested in post game broadcasting on NESN in HDoubleD.
38 Bitches
- Wednesday, May 16, 2007 at 15:08:02 (EDT)

Found you
LittleLeagueTraumatized32
- Wednesday, May 16, 2007 at 11:27:59 (EDT)

see if you can pick me out on 38 pitches
chong
- Wednesday, May 16, 2007 at 11:08:49 (EDT)

wow. post below was a real lurk killer. thought it'd be cool. you peopels uck. i'm going to 38 pitches fuck you all
you are dorks
- Wednesday, May 16, 2007 at 11:07:43 (EDT)

what about the Rush duet with Aimee Mann!!
huh?!
- Wednesday, May 16, 2007 at 09:58:03 (EDT)

get the free toilet paper to stuff in your ears!!
idea man
- Wednesday, May 16, 2007 at 09:57:20 (EDT)

Now this is a quality giveaway!
GR
- Wednesday, May 16, 2007 at 09:50:00 (EDT)

yeah now RUSH, there's a good band. Power Windows dude, power windows.
chonglee
- Wednesday, May 16, 2007 at 09:33:30 (EDT)

Well, I am certainly NOT enjoying that shit. Rush and buy some earplugs I say.
GR
- Wednesday, May 16, 2007 at 09:19:38 (EDT)

Settle down KOL, it's just MUSIC. Im starting to think you enjoy that shit.....
Chonglee
- Wednesday, May 16, 2007 at 09:11:31 (EDT)

Re: my previous post...I'm not kidding. Don't be surprised to find yourself hailing the goat and headbanging non-ironically in short order once you discover the REAL (read: not shlocky like Wolfmother or something) power of Pentagram.
KOL®
- Wednesday, May 16, 2007 at 09:00:21 (EDT)

Thunderbird One, no "practice" tonight
RRCC
- Wednesday, May 16, 2007 at 00:57:17 (EDT)

HOLY FUCK! Go download or steal or even buy "First Daze:The Vintage Collection Vol I & II" by the old metal band PENTAGRAM. FUCKING AWESOME. The best things about sabbath, blue cheer etc rolled in one. This is true manly living music.
KOL®
- Tuesday, May 15, 2007 at 22:12:40 (EDT)

SCREW VIC!
The Committee to Scew Vic
- Tuesday, May 15, 2007 at 16:24:57 (EDT)

In other news, Falwell had a heart.
GR
- Tuesday, May 15, 2007 at 15:48:20 (EDT)

Well, maybe we just drank a toast to v!c and never really invited him.
GR
- Tuesday, May 15, 2007 at 14:43:40 (EDT)

ed, are you saying that Jerry Falwell is not coming down to breakfast...?
a news flash?
- Tuesday, May 15, 2007 at 14:42:08 (EDT)

May I be the first to urinate into Jerry falwell's freshly dug grave?
ed
- Tuesday, May 15, 2007 at 14:40:49 (EDT)

Hey so v!c claims no one threw him a birthday party. What is this jive of GR saying their was a big celebration with muddy and cupcake and I wasn't invited?
Transient Carnie
- Tuesday, May 15, 2007 at 14:40:35 (EDT)

You mean QOC? She's the only carny I know.
GR
- Tuesday, May 15, 2007 at 14:39:29 (EDT)

Watch out for transient carnies on the lurk! They'll hoodwink ya right outta yer dollars.
The Sneak
- Tuesday, May 15, 2007 at 14:32:46 (EDT)

What I meant was that KOL not only worked on his car at lunch but he also writes poetry and can throw a football over a mountain in addition to making sweet sweet music on his Hondo. Maybe he really IS mondo ie: worldy with just a little bit of guid thrown in?
mj:(
- Tuesday, May 15, 2007 at 14:32:09 (EDT)

With his penchant for collard shirts and hair combs I'd say KOL is more mod than mondo. Mondos don't drive bmws or covet ducatis. And they don't play Les Paul Jr's. Mondos play Hondos.
Or Hondo II as it were
- Tuesday, May 15, 2007 at 14:15:49 (EDT)

Huh? KOL is more guido than mondo. I can't feel the side of my face. When will that novacaine wear off?
GR
- Tuesday, May 15, 2007 at 14:06:00 (EDT)

It greviously wounds my soul that some of you would stamp me as a 'mondo' or 'gearhead', or some other faint pejorative indicating that I am - shall we say - lowbrow in culture and worldview. As it were, I am in fact a discriminating gentleman of considerable refinement who enjoys a wide range of pursuits far too numerous to list here. Wise in the ways or the world.
KOL®
- Tuesday, May 15, 2007 at 13:58:48 (EDT)

Hey Olde, when you were in high school they didn't HAVE high school!
w!f
- Tuesday, May 15, 2007 at 13:52:47 (EDT)

A mondo worked on his car at lunch in HS
mj:(
- Tuesday, May 15, 2007 at 13:48:35 (EDT)

meet you at the DUNK TANK!!
ps
- Tuesday, May 15, 2007 at 13:47:37 (EDT)

When I was in HS the mondos were the chaps that rode high wheeled bicycles and wore striped pants
HAHAHA I am OLDE!!!
- Tuesday, May 15, 2007 at 13:47:13 (EDT)

When I was in HS the "mondos" were the weird metalhead kids that looked like joey ramone but listened to metallica.
chong
- Tuesday, May 15, 2007 at 13:31:34 (EDT)

No no...retarded sounds about right. Wanna see something that r0xxx?
KOL®
- Tuesday, May 15, 2007 at 13:25:06 (EDT)

And just to nip the serial Googlers in the bud-the "mondo" I refer to is NOT the shock documentaries of the 60's or the hipster graphic cyber punk novels of the 80's. In fact, there really was nothing "hip" about it. If anything, it meant almost... retarded...?
but not when it applies to KOL of course
- Tuesday, May 15, 2007 at 13:21:02 (EDT)

In Worcester circa '79 Mondo meant massive/huge. Mondo boots were big fucking moon boots or those over-sized hiking boots. Calling a dude mondo meant he was a "head" or big time burnout. Flannel shirt, greasy hair, smoke on the water.
moat
- Tuesday, May 15, 2007 at 13:14:39 (EDT)

"Hey dad, the back catalog of System of a Down is the shit" = Chong's worst day ever.
moat
- Tuesday, May 15, 2007 at 13:02:56 (EDT)

I don't know, actually. I think it's a car nut/greaser dude? As I put on my boots this morning I announced to self and my 39 cats that I was, in fact, putting on my "mondo" boots. And a then came a flood of memories from my childhood. Comments such as "what a mondo" came to mind. Kids of today, they don't use the word Mondo, do they?
?
- Tuesday, May 15, 2007 at 12:48:36 (EDT)

What is a mondo? I hope it's not as in "Mondo Bizzaro" the Ramones album. THAT would hurt.
KOL®
- Tuesday, May 15, 2007 at 12:44:14 (EDT)

KOL you are such a MONDO!
ps
- Tuesday, May 15, 2007 at 11:44:55 (EDT)

WORDS CAN HURT TOO!
mj:(
- Tuesday, May 15, 2007 at 11:39:50 (EDT)

whatever, so sorry all my tunes cant be as cool and serious as the ones you write...... oh wait I forgot. YOU CAN'T WRITE A SONG! YOU'RE JUST THE LUCKY BASS PLAYER!
"hey Don, I have a cool song idea!"
"that's nice MJ, is the laundry done yet?"
LOL!!!
Chong
- Tuesday, May 15, 2007 at 11:34:32 (EDT)

chong now that you're having another baby now really is the time to write that children's record. oh wait. You already did. Even before babies were born. HAHA!
mj:(
- Tuesday, May 15, 2007 at 11:21:30 (EDT)

That Eric chap is still funny.
The Wonderful World of Don
- Tuesday, May 15, 2007 at 11:07:38 (EDT)

SOMEBODY has an obsession with dinosaurs.
dump dump THIS
- Tuesday, May 15, 2007 at 10:26:57 (EDT)

Dirty and Chong team up for comic strip.
Dinosaur Warlock
- Tuesday, May 15, 2007 at 10:25:29 (EDT)

Best part of spiderman 3 is when he kills that chick in the shower.
Chong
- Tuesday, May 15, 2007 at 04:13:41 (EDT)

This is the EXACT opposite of don's HS photo.
jhesus 164
- Monday, May 14, 2007 at 23:20:24 (EDT)

Wreckless Eric has a website. And a review by someone called Twinkle van Winkle. Really?
GR
- Monday, May 14, 2007 at 15:08:30 (EDT)

WARNING! LURK KILLER ALERT!!
DO NOT READ POST BELOW!!
- Monday, May 14, 2007 at 13:21:19 (EDT)

INGREDIENTS: 2 laughing eyes 2 loving arms 2 well shaped legs 2 warm milk containers 1 fur lined mixing bowl 1 large banana METHOD: 1. Look into laughing eyes 2. Spread well shaped legs 3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently until fur-lined mixing bowl is well greased 4. Add banana and gently work in and out until creamed 5. Cover with nuts and sigh with relief NOTES: Bread is done when banana is soft. Be sure to wash utensils and don't lick the bowl. ATTENTION: IF BREAD STARTS TO RISE... LEAVE TOWN!
Terry
- Monday, May 14, 2007 at 13:00:43 (EDT)

Massage me!
GR
- Monday, May 14, 2007 at 12:59:07 (EDT)

Tell me more about this massage?
8hourerectionguy32
- Monday, May 14, 2007 at 12:42:47 (EDT)

Don's not asking if you are going to BE busy he is asking if you are going to GET busy on the 18th.
jhesus 164
- Monday, May 14, 2007 at 12:27:23 (EDT)

I don't know about a "private message" function but I do know I have a "PRIVATE'S MASSAGE" at 1pm today.
okay that's gross
- Monday, May 14, 2007 at 12:24:18 (EDT)

Chong told me that the lurk now has a 'private message' function. I'm having trouble figuring it out?!
KOL®
- Monday, May 14, 2007 at 12:00:47 (EDT)

dear DON, please stop sending me private emails asking if i'm busy on the 18th of next month. HOw would I know?
Chong
- Monday, May 14, 2007 at 11:49:05 (EDT)

You said, it not me!
jhesus monkey
- Monday, May 14, 2007 at 11:00:39 (EDT)

Chong wears a Rhesus CUP!!!
mj:(
- Monday, May 14, 2007 at 10:58:34 (EDT)

Rhesus monkeys are 164 days. Is Chong a rhesus monkey?
GR
- Monday, May 14, 2007 at 10:38:16 (EDT)

What animal has a 5 month gestational period?
GR
- Monday, May 14, 2007 at 10:35:39 (EDT)

Thanksgiving -eh? So if my math is correct that means you are planning on having sex on the 18th of next month.
moat
- Monday, May 14, 2007 at 10:16:52 (EDT)

I fucking told you Chong's good news was that he saved a TON of money on his car insurance!
mj:(
- Monday, May 14, 2007 at 10:16:37 (EDT)

You mean like when a a dude describes a mint chevy II over the phone and when you show up for a look-see with your money in hand it has waist high grass growing up through the engine compartment and floorboards?
moat
- Monday, May 14, 2007 at 10:15:22 (EDT)

Nope. Still on the hunt. Lets just say that crazy junk collectors in 'Scituate' (who are you fooling, it's coventry and you know it!) like to describe things in a...creative...manner that does not mesh with...reality.
KOL®
- Monday, May 14, 2007 at 09:45:10 (EDT)

Chong Jr. the third should hit stores around thanksgiving. And while Muddy band certainly good, best band all night was Guns And Roses on the plasma.
Chong
- Monday, May 14, 2007 at 08:57:55 (EDT)

So, anyone on the board have 3 more cars than they did on friday?
Chong
- Monday, May 14, 2007 at 08:50:24 (EDT)

MJ ghost wrote those lyrics for her, I heard.
KOL®
- Monday, May 14, 2007 at 08:29:29 (EDT)

She's like so whatever You could do so much better I think we should get together now And that's what everyone's talking about!
wow these lyrics sound taste smell even worse that i thought
- Sunday, May 13, 2007 at 22:31:07 (EDT)

yeah, thanks Wily Mo, for helping out my Yoyo...
not
- Sunday, May 13, 2007 at 11:51:33 (EDT)

Who the HELL would want to go to some dum party where some characters named "Muddy" and "Cupcake" are hanging out anyway? The parties I get invited to have dudes named "Shocker" and 'Xtro"
Mean Joe:(
- Sunday, May 13, 2007 at 11:50:03 (EDT)

V!c had a birthday party and I wasn't invited?! Muddy and cupcake were there too? ??
Vic's Friend
- Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 23:20:19 (EDT)

Yep I would've had both those in me glove. Maybe it's better if I play even if I DO hit dirtier's weight.
JD Drool
- Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 11:59:00 (EDT)

though i woulda preferred being at the "new" penalty box it was much more fun watching wily "less is" mo fuck JT in the ass with his glove. twice. hell, i'd take TONY pena in RF instead.
dirtier
- Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 11:57:35 (EDT)

Where was the rest of youse last night? We were out celebrating v!c's upcoming birthday with muddy (and Cupcake!)
GR
- Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 09:13:58 (EDT)

I can't hear you. I'm listening to Donny Osmond sing the national anthem at McCoy.
moat
- Friday, May 11, 2007 at 23:47:50 (EDT)

Now these is words
v!c
- Friday, May 11, 2007 at 23:37:03 (EDT)

Born into a world that I don't understand It's hard to get a foothold in drifting sand Every time I look someone in the eye They trip up and start to fall I've been burning a candle for you oh Private bedroom and a naive altar of unswerving faith A tarnished wedding bracelet in a forgotten drawer Darling, what are eyes for? Good for love - talk inside a storm Fucking unnoticed in a crowded room Someone in my sight Someone else by your side
wow that songs sounds better than it reads!
- Friday, May 11, 2007 at 21:35:39 (EDT)

not for nuthin' but somebody on this lurk had FOLICULITIS once ...
somebody's friend
- Friday, May 11, 2007 at 17:58:57 (EDT)

KOL you should go to the Fourhorse show on Wed the 9th.
moat
- Friday, May 11, 2007 at 16:31:56 (EDT)

Oh Dear.
Leeron
- Friday, May 11, 2007 at 16:18:05 (EDT)

Here I sit a vampire, and my piano. The flames burn, glarringly higher. And the eyes, that stare through the darkness, though they have no form, there's no need for alarm. So burn. So burn, burn the flames higher, and higher. So burn, burn the flames never, to expire. Here I sit a skeleton, and my organ. The candles in my kettle all burn hellishly, hellish hell. And the laughter, un-ending echoes through the haunted house, a little Christmas spirit, ghostly haunting deadly spirit. Every creature is stirring, even the mouse. So burn. Here I sit myself, at my instruments. Here they sit, at their intruments. And the music feels, and feels, terrifies, horrifies, forever scares. Children of the night, what music we make. So burn.
KOL®
- Friday, May 11, 2007 at 15:51:12 (EDT)

IM NOT GONNA PAY A LOT FOR THIS MUFFLER!!!!
Leeron
- Friday, May 11, 2007 at 15:37:48 (EDT)

It's for my cellulite.
GR
- Friday, May 11, 2007 at 15:13:03 (EDT)

why would someone be on penicillin...?
should I be worried ...for myself...?
- Friday, May 11, 2007 at 14:49:08 (EDT)

Did KOL bite you again?
Rash of Teal Penecilin
- Friday, May 11, 2007 at 12:36:54 (EDT)

I guess I'm allergic to penicillin. Now. Not ever before. Hmm. Nice rash.
GR
- Friday, May 11, 2007 at 12:15:15 (EDT)

who do you have to schtup around here
to get some butter?
- Friday, May 11, 2007 at 01:41:35 (EDT)

did you save a lot of money on your car insurance?
mj:(
- Thursday, May 10, 2007 at 23:37:42 (EDT)

hey "chong" i thought yu broke up
mj:(
- Thursday, May 10, 2007 at 23:36:24 (EDT)

molson canadian light = pretty good in a pinch.
chong
- Thursday, May 10, 2007 at 22:35:38 (EDT)

wow do I have egg on my face.
mj:(
- Thursday, May 10, 2007 at 22:00:56 (EDT)

HAHAHA fuckface that show is aug 18th. So go eat some more ass. Anyway KOL i think if ya wanna see the muddy band you need to be there at 9. (btw if you ask me what time it is i will always answer "it's beer-thirty")
chong
- Thursday, May 10, 2007 at 21:47:50 (EDT)

HAHAHA see that's FUNNY! The FIDS are playing at 8:40 and KOL is going to be there at 9:30!!!!
mj:(
- Thursday, May 10, 2007 at 21:40:32 (EDT)

chong probably 930?
KOL®
- Thursday, May 10, 2007 at 21:04:07 (EDT)

7:00 Fred Kendal Abong
7:50 Killing Pablo
8:40 The FIDs
9:30 The 'Mericans
10:20 A Passing Feeling
11:10 The Masons
12:00 Six Star General
why? I dont know

- Thursday, May 10, 2007 at 19:44:41 (EDT)

I heard a rumor that everyones favorite band (ENdgEn) is playing the Paradise Lounge. Man they must be hurting for bands.
ENdgEN sucko
- Thursday, May 10, 2007 at 19:25:59 (EDT)

good, I heard he was "dodgy" ha ha holy shit I'm funny! KOL waht time are you going to get there?
Chong
- Thursday, May 10, 2007 at 18:51:28 (EDT)

My dream of working for the KGB finally came to fruition. I just eliminated a priest from the background of a photo.
moat
- Thursday, May 10, 2007 at 17:13:46 (EDT)

We make holes in ass. We make holes in ass.
Cavity Creeps
- Thursday, May 10, 2007 at 15:44:57 (EDT)

Sometimes, as in the case of the ass, a cavity is a GOOD thing, friend.
A. Natomy
- Thursday, May 10, 2007 at 14:04:22 (EDT)

Is it true that squirting toothpaste up your ass reduces your chances of an anal cavity?
Uh Oh
- Thursday, May 10, 2007 at 13:13:57 (EDT)

ps- just because you're signed doesn't necessarily equate to a job with benefits, imho, lol, gmwas!
btw
- Thursday, May 10, 2007 at 13:03:34 (EDT)

The only disparaging comment I made about Muddy (publicly, on the lurk anyway) was the one about me going to the dentist. And it really wasn't as disparaging as I would have liked, to be honest, as I really did have to go in for my yearly prophylatic (no cavities, btw, thanks).
mj:(
- Thursday, May 10, 2007 at 13:00:38 (EDT)

fantastic healthcare plan. whole fam is 40 a week i think. low co-pay. benefits are great here.
Chong
- Thursday, May 10, 2007 at 12:57:35 (EDT)

I walked with a zombie, last night. Chong go to the penalty box friday.
KOL®
- Thursday, May 10, 2007 at 12:19:55 (EDT)

What about healthcare? are you satisfied with your job's healthcare plan? And dental?
Satis-fried
- Thursday, May 10, 2007 at 12:15:35 (EDT)

and my dissatisfaction with myself begins and ends with my hourly rate. after that I'm good.
Chong
- Thursday, May 10, 2007 at 11:48:16 (EDT)

Thursday, May 10, 2007 at 09:12:59 (EDT)= the only post on the muddy that was me. Dont hate on the chong. check the ip # even. I actually did listen btw. I like that song 88 lines about 44 women. you can all fuck it. If i wanna make fun of muddy I'll be creative and make a chart or something. "too old for this" = MJ comment AND YOU KNOW IT!
Chong
- Thursday, May 10, 2007 at 11:46:35 (EDT)

The jealousy of dj muddy by everybody (chong) is like so uncalled for. The last 20 posts are all about everybody's (chong's) dissatisfaction WITH THEMSELVES!
have it your way
- Thursday, May 10, 2007 at 10:48:38 (EDT)

Muddy's show was okay if you like bands like "DEPENDS LODE"
did he say "retro" lunch or "retard" lunch
- Thursday, May 10, 2007 at 10:30:26 (EDT)

That not me. If I make fun of muddy I say why you call the pixes and dinosaur Jr boston bands? I also say "dont get me wrong" suxorz!!!
Chong
- Thursday, May 10, 2007 at 09:12:59 (EDT)

I'm sorry. I am new here and don't know how to do the things on the computer that you people do yet. What I meant to say was, don't you mean muddy's band will be doing THIS on stage?: and then you click on the link posted at - Tuesday, May 08, 2007 at 11:52:24 (EDT)
nu gui
- Wednesday, May 09, 2007 at 17:03:41 (EDT)

!
I thought THIS happened:
- Wednesday, May 09, 2007 at 16:33:38 (EDT)

This is what happens when The Hope Anchor hits the stage
The Sneak
- Wednesday, May 09, 2007 at 16:28:43 (EDT)

I'm back. Am I 2 cents richer...?
mj:(
- Wednesday, May 09, 2007 at 16:10:38 (EDT)

Well THAT'S 95 minutes I'll never get back.
Lester
- Wednesday, May 09, 2007 at 13:39:45 (EDT)

Fuck me. How long is lunch anyway? Doesn't Muddy have a job to get back to for fucks sake?
chong
- Wednesday, May 09, 2007 at 13:26:18 (EDT)

Hey muddy play that one that sucks. Oh wait, you already did!
HAHAHAHAHAH
- Wednesday, May 09, 2007 at 13:21:38 (EDT)

Hey Muddy, play that one you know. – Aren't you a little old for this? – I need more applause in my cans.
mouthie
- Wednesday, May 09, 2007 at 12:02:09 (EDT)

muddy I'll be in the dentist's chair enjoying their own brand of musak but I trust you'll play something that I might receive royalties from...?
mj:(
- Wednesday, May 09, 2007 at 12:01:33 (EDT)

Muddy I sent you an email requesting a song. Can you make it happen? If not, I (don't) understand.
KOL®
- Wednesday, May 09, 2007 at 11:14:20 (EDT)

Hey guys I'll be co-hosting the retro lunch today on BRU from 12-1:30. I promise the music will be better than usual.
muddy Briefs
- Wednesday, May 09, 2007 at 11:01:21 (EDT)

Actually, I borrowed their mustaches.
GR
- Wednesday, May 09, 2007 at 10:20:54 (EDT)

choke up!

- Wednesday, May 09, 2007 at 10:07:50 (EDT)

It was the Skatt Bros.
oh wait a minute, somebody DID call you
- Wednesday, May 09, 2007 at 10:03:42 (EDT)

And some sleestaks in the haystacks.
GR
- Wednesday, May 09, 2007 at 10:02:35 (EDT)

Hi NOBODY! Sleestaks RULE!
GR
- Wednesday, May 09, 2007 at 10:00:47 (EDT)

oh yeah?
Well NOBODY called you
- Wednesday, May 09, 2007 at 09:59:23 (EDT)

I'm more like Turner meself. "I don't like music."
GR
- Wednesday, May 09, 2007 at 09:50:15 (EDT)

Dr Feelgood called, he hates you.
Chong
- Wednesday, May 09, 2007 at 09:49:51 (EDT)

I like one song. And that's Dr. Feelgood. That's it. Of all time
mj:(
- Tuesday, May 08, 2007 at 20:49:17 (EDT)

you guys love music
gross
- Tuesday, May 08, 2007 at 19:40:21 (EDT)

Coco said he is pulling for Tom Delay in the '08 presidential run.
in/out sider
- Tuesday, May 08, 2007 at 19:33:50 (EDT)

why crisp = asshole?
mj:(
- Tuesday, May 08, 2007 at 14:32:01 (EDT)

or, bill hall and c capuano the masshole (admittedly wicked lucky so far). had, but dropped jenkins. so hall, cap and ben something.
dirtier
- Tuesday, May 08, 2007 at 12:12:53 (EDT)

I haven't posted here in five months, but I'm dropping by to point out that the Mighty Mighty Milwaukee Brewers have the best record in Major League Baseball. So suck it, bitchs.
Lester
- Tuesday, May 08, 2007 at 11:58:36 (EDT)

Chong, but this is your favorite music video?
The Sneak
- Tuesday, May 08, 2007 at 11:52:24 (EDT)

well I choose to form my own opinions. I am not swayed by the thoughts of others in any way. This is why I truly enjoy songs like "my baby loves lovin" and "one bad apple dont spoil the whole bunch" more than say, anything Slayer has done. I lose all my cred right there and can therefore bask in my own musical superior-osity. Also I like that song Tracy and Billy dont be a hero.
Chong
- Tuesday, May 08, 2007 at 11:28:06 (EDT)

Told you Wolfmother was just o.k.
the one who told you Chong
- Tuesday, May 08, 2007 at 11:17:37 (EDT)

huh, what are you.... oh I getHRUGGHHHHHMMMPP............
uhhhh
- Tuesday, May 08, 2007 at 10:59:41 (EDT)

The Penalty Box..which I heard, coincidentally, is a pet name Don came up with for something else entirely...
The Sneak
- Tuesday, May 08, 2007 at 10:58:36 (EDT)

p.s. = Coco Crisp is kind of an asshole.
The Insider
- Tuesday, May 08, 2007 at 10:40:43 (EDT)

I, for one, am happy in Ty Penningtons troubled time.
Chong
- Tuesday, May 08, 2007 at 10:40:05 (EDT)

whar are they paying atz?
Anchor Steam Hope
- Tuesday, May 08, 2007 at 10:37:36 (EDT)

I am going to see Hope Anchor friday night, finally.
The Sneak
- Tuesday, May 08, 2007 at 10:30:30 (EDT)

Well, as long as it's not the HUNGARIAN one.......
Chong
- Tuesday, May 08, 2007 at 10:25:02 (EDT)

Dearest Chong,

Wolfmother are passe. Check out Witchcraft (the swedish band, not the hungarian one). Get both the self titled album and 'Firewood.' The song 'Wooden Cross' is particularly awesome, especially for it's non ironic lyrics: "Give me a wooden cross, someone is waiting to be crucified....I cannot wake the living dead, for they are already aliiiive
KOL®
- Tuesday, May 08, 2007 at 10:22:27 (EDT)

Dear KOL, I may have been wrong about wolfmother. Listening to the album now just kind of reminds me that i don't like led zepplin that much.
Chong
- Tuesday, May 08, 2007 at 09:31:46 (EDT)

You can't keep this a secret forever.....

Chong
- Tuesday, May 08, 2007 at 09:01:02 (EDT)

for those who doubt the talent level, I got two words- gamelan and micro-tonal (as in scales, look it up yerself)
page 6 fer lowdown on Sky's the Limit
- Tuesday, May 08, 2007 at 08:04:10 (EDT)

Devolution hapnin' in Northern Ireland, whoda thunk? Gotta love a government whose purpose is to devolve. Highlight of ceremony- band called "Sky's the Limit" comprised of "special needs" young folk playing something surprisingly like new york city knife fight..... only it had a melody... and was being played by talented musicians..... and they had stage presence. Oh, and Paisely still rots.
WiF
- Tuesday, May 08, 2007 at 07:59:04 (EDT)

Chong fantasy roster = SEXY nun needing a place to hide and comfort, naked chick room from logans run, and time alone with sally field in back of smokey and the bandit car.
Boris fantasy roster = Geoff Jenkins, Tony Gwynn Jr, and Kevin mench.

Chong
- Tuesday, May 08, 2007 at 04:42:05 (EDT)

I don't wanna jinx them because my Fantasy rosters are loaded with them but...if the Brew Crew keeps this up Sir Les will need double wrist replacement surgery by June.
dirtier
- Monday, May 07, 2007 at 20:44:26 (EDT)

That's the only movie I'm interested in seeing right now. Thanks for the review.
GR
- Monday, May 07, 2007 at 16:20:18 (EDT)

um, "Hot Fuzz" starts slower but ends better than "Shawn (sp?) of the Dead". several classic one-liners as expected. also helps a lot if you're into cop flicks especially Bad Boys II. i guess.
dirtier
- Monday, May 07, 2007 at 15:51:10 (EDT)

Man U has a nice cross-promotional deal going with the NY Yankees as if that was hard to guess. Spurs saving Hammers from the claws of Ellie Gation right aboot now.
dirtier
- Monday, May 07, 2007 at 15:49:08 (EDT)

Why do they tell you who directed the latest piece of Larry the Cable Guy movie crap?!
Why!?
- Monday, May 07, 2007 at 15:24:24 (EDT)

I think you just did.
duh
- Monday, May 07, 2007 at 15:02:48 (EDT)

I want to see this right now. NOW.
The Sneak
- Monday, May 07, 2007 at 13:39:05 (EDT)

Man u goes winny op and KR's got his buckles in a winery. now how we gonna tell the king?
dirty
- Monday, May 07, 2007 at 13:30:51 (EDT)

You people are mean. I swear I'm leaving and not coming back.
KOL®
- Monday, May 07, 2007 at 11:13:45 (EDT)

the case of the missing nipple?
Chong
- Monday, May 07, 2007 at 10:55:14 (EDT)

pulp mag. drive mj CRAZY!!!
lol
- Monday, May 07, 2007 at 10:53:39 (EDT)

If by pulp mags you mean Star book, then, well yes. Yes I do.
mj:(
- Monday, May 07, 2007 at 10:45:23 (EDT)

mj jerks off to scandalous pulp mags!
LOL
- Monday, May 07, 2007 at 10:40:28 (EDT)

Whats the difference between KOL's porsche and his Sex Life?
mj:(
- Monday, May 07, 2007 at 10:31:04 (EDT)

whats the difference between KOL's porsche and his Sex Life? They both have problems getting into gear!
huh?
- Monday, May 07, 2007 at 10:21:42 (EDT)

No 67 porsche. Pix were misleading and it did not run the way it should.
KOL®
- Monday, May 07, 2007 at 09:53:58 (EDT)

what's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? one's a flaming Nazi gas bag and the other is a Dirigible
this day in history
- Monday, May 07, 2007 at 09:12:03 (EDT)

Listen, last year Roger jerked us ALL around. "Oh thanks for the multi-camera film tribute edited just for me awesomely by chong but umm, no thanks guys". I'm a jilted lover and he's gonna PAY!
gonna PAY I tell you!
- Sunday, May 06, 2007 at 21:57:59 (EDT)

yeah let's all root against fat ass Clemens!!!
I'm IN!
- Sunday, May 06, 2007 at 21:49:43 (EDT)

did someone here just personally win the EPL?
Roger That/ Roger This
- Sunday, May 06, 2007 at 20:41:51 (EDT)

clemens a yankee. that am sucks. would have been fun. that being said, fuck roger clemens.
Chong
- Sunday, May 06, 2007 at 19:36:25 (EDT)

My tenants came and stripped for me! And primed. Not sure when they'll be back for painting. All because of me little thorn-injured hand. For free.
GR
- Sunday, May 06, 2007 at 15:20:00 (EDT)

Did you see my "yoyo"? (I heard they call him this in the clubhouse omg lolz!) If'n he'd gotten a little more run support he'd a had the W. Johan WHO? NE wayz chong was talking about some fake wif posts that dots told me he had to expunge...
you know who
- Sunday, May 06, 2007 at 09:46:57 (EDT)

another excellent JT effort! santana, well, he's kinda from another planet.
dirtier
- Sunday, May 06, 2007 at 09:40:35 (EDT)

yes ching please expound. focus on why you didn't hire professional strippers and intricacies of using proper bevel.
dirtier
- Sunday, May 06, 2007 at 09:39:40 (EDT)

To quote MJ, "Even Star book has too many words"
BSTC
- Saturday, May 05, 2007 at 21:17:07 (EDT)

never do that again. no one cares. no one will read that crap. stop.
Chong
- Saturday, May 05, 2007 at 17:37:39 (EDT)

I wil personally fight anyone on this gayass lurk!
HATE YOU ALL
- Saturday, May 05, 2007 at 15:59:21 (EDT)

can we get back to MY story of paint stripage?
Chong
- Saturday, May 05, 2007 at 13:46:03 (EDT)

last weekend = 2 layers wall primer. subsequent fume-induced uncool buzz. yay 88-year-old houses. ok maybe not.
dirtier
- Saturday, May 05, 2007 at 13:09:33 (EDT)

"I'll strip for you?"
The Sneak
- Saturday, May 05, 2007 at 10:44:06 (EDT)

Don't even tell me about stripping old paint. And I'm fucking serious. Don't even make a joke about mj being an old stripper. It will not be funny. You think stripper's gonna work like a dream and it's all gonna peel off like an old sunburn. You're wrong fucking wrong.
this old mj:(
- Saturday, May 05, 2007 at 09:55:30 (EDT)

stripping old paint = best day ever¿¿∞∞@§/\/\<>↑£ÆŒζ
chong
- Saturday, May 05, 2007 at 08:44:38 (EDT)

Speaking of hermits, I went out today. And yes out-
mj:(
- Friday, May 04, 2007 at 18:38:57 (EDT)

It's not bad. Least nobody steals your non-existent deodorant.
Herman
- Friday, May 04, 2007 at 17:15:47 (EDT)

Apocalyptic rumor mill this week. Google wants to buy Reuters, News Corp wants to buy the Wall St Journal, and Microsoft wants to buy Yahoo. I wanna buy stock in the "Didn't Do Anything Wrong But They Track Us All Like Convicted Multiple Diddlers" witness protection company. Ho-leee fuck. Bein' a hermit never looked so good.
dirtier
- Friday, May 04, 2007 at 17:14:06 (EDT)

fuck lester i herd hes lame anywayz
The Committee to Fuck Lester
- Friday, May 04, 2007 at 10:43:15 (EDT)

there hasnt been a "new guy" here in like 2 years.
i remember when lester was the new guy
- Friday, May 04, 2007 at 09:44:14 (EDT)

It's fucking nice out.
The Nu Guy
- Friday, May 04, 2007 at 09:34:31 (EDT)

get to know
Megasus
- Friday, May 04, 2007 at 08:44:52 (EDT)

blow
me
- Friday, May 04, 2007 at 01:56:20 (EDT)

A lady I used to rent near trained people to be good customer servicers.
and boy did they service
- Thursday, May 03, 2007 at 23:31:08 (EDT)

that's the problem when you're so damn original. some joe's gonna plagerize your shit. speaking of which- chong, make some more disparaging comments about my town, please. i need some more quotes.
mj:(
- Thursday, May 03, 2007 at 17:32:57 (EDT)

some merch bitches is stealin yo swagger
r.h.o.d.r.a.a.
- Thursday, May 03, 2007 at 16:19:14 (EDT)

Ask me about good customer service! I've just been trained to the hilt.
GR
- Thursday, May 03, 2007 at 15:35:54 (EDT)

Several things: 1. Check out the band Witchcraft from Sweden. They warm my cold black heart. 2. Whiffle ball should be played. 3. Hail the goat!
The Sneak
- Thursday, May 03, 2007 at 12:31:42 (EDT)

It even comes with genuine HotWheels® style wheels!
Grease Bonobo
- Thursday, May 03, 2007 at 12:08:26 (EDT)

TO quote Don's fav hank rollins song... DO IT!!! DO IT!!!
DO IT
- Thursday, May 03, 2007 at 11:59:27 (EDT)

Not yet. Ask me again on saturday.
KOL®
- Thursday, May 03, 2007 at 11:46:58 (EDT)

uhhh, did you really buy a porsche? Cause ummm.. ill give you a coke if i can drive it round the cul de sac
Chong
- Thursday, May 03, 2007 at 11:39:07 (EDT)

A GOOD DRUMMER AND A PORSCHE - BY KOL
Yeah its fuckin nice out
But I gotta go to practice
And I thinking
So what if this kid can't keep the beat?
I'm driving a 67 porsche.
Yeah its fuckin nice out College girls showin skin on thayer st And I'm thinking So what if they ain't showin it for me? I'm driving a 67 porsche.
Yeah its way too nice out to practice
Too bad I can't find my baseball glove
And I'm thinking
We should go to the driving range then get some beers
We can take my 67 porsche

-Guitar Solo-
KOL
- Thursday, May 03, 2007 at 11:28:27 (EDT)

when mj:( says "out" what she really means "in the bathroom"
moat
- Thursday, May 03, 2007 at 11:20:53 (EDT)

IT'S NICE OUT
by MJ ;)
It's really nice out
the sun on my skin is a miracle
iced tea goes down smooth on the veranda of my second home
too bad I'm such a cunt

MJ;)
- Thursday, May 03, 2007 at 11:17:20 (EDT)

not that i'd know on accounta i don't go out of course, just what i'm told
I meant to say
- Thursday, May 03, 2007 at 10:59:16 (EDT)

wow. it is fucking nice out.
mj:(
- Thursday, May 03, 2007 at 10:58:36 (EDT)

I try not to go outside, it fucks up my framerate
Super Happy Fun Guy
- Thursday, May 03, 2007 at 10:06:21 (EDT)

it's fucking nice out
super happy fun guy 2006
- Thursday, May 03, 2007 at 09:53:05 (EDT)

TIGER IN THE NIGHT
Super happy fun guy 2007
Oh where are you now
Oh tiger burning in the night
are you hiding from the light?
are you a powerfull beast of fury
Or are you a big fucking chickenshit?

Super Happy Fun Guy
- Thursday, May 03, 2007 at 08:29:04 (EDT)

I don't have one
nobody
- Wednesday, May 02, 2007 at 19:23:48 (EDT)

In my friend's living room.
KOL®
- Wednesday, May 02, 2007 at 16:06:50 (EDT)

kol, where do you "practice"?
just so I know
- Wednesday, May 02, 2007 at 15:18:09 (EDT)

Obsession on a co-worker...?
tell boss he ain't PRODUCING
- Wednesday, May 02, 2007 at 15:11:46 (EDT)

Look, all I know is that the fucking RFK/JFK conspiracy obsessed guy has been loudly making phone calls to medical labs, forensic examiners offices, photograph analysis people etc...all fucking day and I'm going to KILL HIM. Johnny Shortpants over here with his stupid fucking obsessions.
KOL®
- Wednesday, May 02, 2007 at 13:57:22 (EDT)

Do mean "practice" as in Alan Iverson "practice"? Or "rehearsal" as some South Eastern MA joe was trying to school all us inbreds to call it a while ago?
mj:(
- Wednesday, May 02, 2007 at 13:17:42 (EDT)

'practice' #2 came and went. Drummers welcome to get in touch.
KOL®
- Wednesday, May 02, 2007 at 12:26:39 (EDT)

I got my Helmet On - You cant tell me I'm not in Space!!
FLY RICKY THE WINE TASTER
- Wednesday, May 02, 2007 at 10:31:15 (EDT)

Pick up the lampshade, knock your blunt out your hand Smear ash in your face!
BIg Wheelz
- Wednesday, May 02, 2007 at 08:38:55 (EDT)

Remember ed?
Midnight Lurker
- Wednesday, May 02, 2007 at 00:48:49 (EDT)

I HATE KOL!!!
GR
- Tuesday, May 01, 2007 at 20:48:30 (EDT)

Whatever, you all know it's always me right? I mean, duh.....
Chong
- Tuesday, May 01, 2007 at 19:45:44 (EDT)

I hate MANNY RAMIREZ!!
GR
- Tuesday, May 01, 2007 at 19:44:55 (EDT)

I'm not interesting enough to be impostered! Hurrah for me!
GR
- Tuesday, May 01, 2007 at 17:27:00 (EDT)

This impostering is getting out of hand. What about the sanctity of the Lurk for godsakes? It's like the honor system snack bucket at work for godsakes. We police ourselves. I'm really getting pissed. I'm going to file a report.
PO'd AND angry
- Tuesday, May 01, 2007 at 16:25:20 (EDT)

Another imposter anybody who knows me knows I use the term "in the mo" to refer to gayness or mystical faggotry.
muddy Briefs
- Tuesday, May 01, 2007 at 15:28:55 (EDT)

mmmm...Tito's....
Beano
- Tuesday, May 01, 2007 at 13:06:17 (EDT)

mmmm...Chicken City. Or even better, the drive thru/around Tito's next door.
GR
- Tuesday, May 01, 2007 at 12:38:08 (EDT)

Don't lurk me right now. I'm eating my lunch.
prescribed lunch break guy
- Tuesday, May 01, 2007 at 12:34:34 (EDT)

g@y @ass=yay ass!
mj:(
- Tuesday, May 01, 2007 at 11:49:14 (EDT)

everybody's gay.
K. Kobain
- Tuesday, May 01, 2007 at 11:41:27 (EDT)

YOU SAID "CONENTS"!!!!!!!!!!
NOW WHO'S GAY!!!
- Tuesday, May 01, 2007 at 11:39:25 (EDT)

Just the fact that this person is friends with KOL pretty much makes the conents of that SECRET email totally GAY.
Muddy Briefs
- Tuesday, May 01, 2007 at 11:34:15 (EDT)

kol. who? send secret EMAIL that chong or muddy can't see
mj:(
- Tuesday, May 01, 2007 at 11:32:10 (EDT)

My best friend cleaned the fry-o-later at Chicken C. at 4am every night.
mj:(
- Tuesday, May 01, 2007 at 11:31:24 (EDT)

online gaming? whos been talking?

- Tuesday, May 01, 2007 at 11:23:22 (EDT)

O'RLY? Well MAYBE IF YOU LEARNED TO WRITE A COLLUMB WITH SHORT PUNCHY POINT MARKS IN IT PEPLE WOULD READ IT AND NOT JUST WIPE THEIR BIRCAGE"S ASS WITH IT! Like this!
You ever notice that healthcare prices go up just in time for the summer hepititus season?
If I had a dog I'd name him Petey. After Pedro Martinez, the greatest pitcher in red sox history.
Saw the movie "fantastic four" this weekend. it was neither "fantastic" or "four"
Boy middletown sure is fucked.
dija ever notice when it's hot out you sweat but when you get really drunk you sweat too?
SEE? IT'S THAT FUCKING EASY TO WRITE SOMETHING IMPORTAND AND ALSO ENTERTAINING ENOUGH FOR PEPLE TO ACTUALLY READ! AND THANKS FOR SAVING CHICKEN CITY, FUCKFACE.
Chong
- Tuesday, May 01, 2007 at 11:20:02 (EDT)

So...a friend of mine is going to be on that NESN 'Sox Appeal' reality dating show. NESN is coming to his house to film on thursday. WTF.
KOL®
- Tuesday, May 01, 2007 at 11:16:54 (EDT)

Stop impersonating me and what the fuck is lol?
Muddy Briefs
- Tuesday, May 01, 2007 at 11:12:10 (EDT)

Hey a LOT of people read that guy's "COMMENT ME BACK YOS" I'll have you know, whoever you are. His voice is being heard, allright. He also didn't think Imus should be fired but he already blogged about that so he made a statement there. Pretty cool.
mj:(
- Tuesday, May 01, 2007 at 11:11:41 (EDT)

oh I'm sorry, it's only the guys with PAID weekly column inches like BILL REYNOLDS that really matter. Yeah, kind of like the "VOICE OF THE FAN" only less articulate and a little more dated. Oh and maybe if you could write a few more words other than "COMMENT ME BACK YO" you too might have a voice in this world. Oh wait Never mind. Don't worry about it. I'll make the world a better place for your child for you. It's okay. Go back to ONLINE GAMING
good bloody lord sir, what's up your kilt?
- Tuesday, May 01, 2007 at 11:06:58 (EDT)

you can clearly hear the dude at the end saying "this is the squeamish big titty monkey" jeez, clean out them ears you smelly turds.
Chong
- Tuesday, May 01, 2007 at 10:42:09 (EDT)

THAT'S WHERE THEY RUN THE OH-BITCH-YOU-SCARY'S! ON TEH SECOND TO LAST PAGE!!!
CHONG
- Tuesday, May 01, 2007 at 10:40:07 (EDT)

Isn't that so-called "flying pasta monkey" actually the "flying spaghetti monster"? God you people are so dumb.
DUMB, I tell you!
- Tuesday, May 01, 2007 at 10:19:35 (EDT)

um...muddy maybe if you actually read a paper you would know that getting ink on the second to last page is actually one of honor
Op Ed
- Tuesday, May 01, 2007 at 10:10:51 (EDT)

HOLD THE SECOND TO LAST PAGE! PAUSE THE PRESSES!!!--I actually LOL'd when I read this.
Muddy
- Tuesday, May 01, 2007 at 10:02:24 (EDT)

fuck, i even fucked that up. is=in

- Tuesday, May 01, 2007 at 09:49:06 (EDT)

what I meant to say was "ABOVE THE FOLD IS WHAT?? YOUR FLABBY UNDERARMS YOU FUCKING SUCKBAG???"

- Tuesday, May 01, 2007 at 09:48:42 (EDT)

Neutral Nation HOTT LIXX make local TV news ever so briefly
Leeron
- Tuesday, May 01, 2007 at 09:42:32 (EDT)

I think I've finally calmed down a little bit about Complete. Thanks a lot don. I've been on a complete bender for 3 says and can't remember anything except for 'beautiful sunrise'.
KOL®
- Tuesday, May 01, 2007 at 09:18:29 (EDT)

no fucking way!

Flying Pasta Monkey
- Tuesday, May 01, 2007 at 05:40:45 (EDT)

um I'm pretty shure it WAS FRONT PAGE NEWS ABOVE THE FOLD MOTHERFUCKER
letter to the editor my ASS
- Monday, April 30, 2007 at 21:47:39 (EDT)

thanks chong but needs may change again b/c blood test results came back today not so, ahhhh, good. keep ya posted but thx. that rink berow? random dood i kicked in the balls this morning. made his noggin swell up to freakishly large size shown. ok maybe not. it sounded funnier in my head. ok maybe not.
Cato June
- Monday, April 30, 2007 at 19:46:16 (EDT)

wasnt that a letter to the editor? I'm pretty sure nobody's banging down your door for opinions my friend.
"hey ya know what this issue needs smitty?
uhh no sir.
It needs MORE MARK LEBEAU, 35 MAYFAIR DRIVE, RUMFORD, RI OP-EDS! HOLD THE SECOND TO LAST PAGE! PAUSE THE PRESSES!!!"
Chong
- Monday, April 30, 2007 at 19:11:01 (EDT)

did Meloxicam® ever work for Mr. and Mrs. Leeron's dog?
ps
- Monday, April 30, 2007 at 17:04:32 (EDT)

hi. wish i could take the dog. i'll ask around. bummer about miss that don't want him no more. chong, again, maybe if someone wanted to interview you i could write some of your quotes for you!
mj:(
- Monday, April 30, 2007 at 16:33:34 (EDT)

get a dog, have for life- unless you stroke out or die
seriously
- Monday, April 30, 2007 at 15:24:04 (EDT)

Did U kno that if a dog wagz itz tail mostly to teh right, it likes u? And that ia dog wagz itz tail mostly to teh left, it might not?
KOL®
- Monday, April 30, 2007 at 13:58:07 (EDT)

I think @sshole no wants dog 'cause of being an @sshole. She has been putting dog in basement instead of taking care of it. "doesn't have time" even though she had time for it 5 years ago to get it. You know how I feel about that.
GR
- Monday, April 30, 2007 at 12:59:04 (EDT)

Actually, it's probably a black and tan hound. Too small for rottie. This puppy is not for adoption. 5 year old black lab is.
GR
- Monday, April 30, 2007 at 12:56:15 (EDT)

umm lol, that's ROTTIE not a black lab in that pic lol!
why asshole no want?
- Monday, April 30, 2007 at 12:15:42 (EDT)

This puppy just came to visit here at the library. Found on the Appalachian trail and shipped up north for a home. Too sweet. Anyone interested in a 5 year old female black lab? Well trained but @sshole owner who has decided they don't want her anymore.
GR
- Monday, April 30, 2007 at 12:12:09 (EDT)

Well it looks as if don has sent KOL on a Complete headtrip.
moat
- Monday, April 30, 2007 at 11:03:40 (EDT)

hey kol, why don't you sit on my hoogie boogie
and spin
- Monday, April 30, 2007 at 10:20:44 (EDT)

"In Hoogie Boogie Land we got no war! We got no hate! Can you relate?"
KOL®
- Monday, April 30, 2007 at 09:29:01 (EDT)

oh right,

Chong
- Monday, April 30, 2007 at 09:15:02 (EDT)

really, well I'd respond to that comment but I bet you'd just copy and paste my comment back to me. Hmmmmmmmm.... maybe I was wrong about songwritergate.
CHONG
- Monday, April 30, 2007 at 09:14:28 (EDT)

Chong, thought you'd appreciate the wicked total originality of my quote to the paper!
ps
- Sunday, April 29, 2007 at 18:25:47 (EDT)

Couldn't watch the game but heard my boy got the W today. Were there any funny traffic directing incidents from the mound?
mj:(
- Sunday, April 29, 2007 at 18:24:15 (EDT)

hey dirt-o. i have about 10 cans of Hills prescription diet K/D for cats. I dont need them since the cat i no longer alive. look it up online and see if its something you need. peace in the middle east yo.
Ching
- Sunday, April 29, 2007 at 13:02:20 (EDT)

this is the exact time when the cockerels start crushing my spirit. legit shot at 5th, easy schedule, one tie in hand. every single time. at least may matches will mean something. not silver but...something. i guess.
dirtier
- Sunday, April 29, 2007 at 12:15:59 (EDT)

Much obliged! Checkin' it out. Purina DM (vet Rx) is the aforementioned 'tough to procure' one available only at City Kitty but we'll try that, definitely. LOL now we return to our regularly-scheduled weekend entertainment...cleaning cat piss out of the xB milk truck's seats and floor. Once JT quiets the subhuman Bronx masses, it'll all even out. Last one for a while JT, make it count.
dirtier
- Sunday, April 29, 2007 at 09:59:47 (EDT)

dirty, as one cat lover to another I think you should try this place online for healthy, no bullshit (and vegetarian) cat food. No crap in the stuff to aggravate diabetes.
organic cat food here
- Sunday, April 29, 2007 at 09:21:19 (EDT)

SOMEONE was driving a black porsche 911 around east providence this afternoon.
KOL®
- Saturday, April 28, 2007 at 17:40:07 (EDT)

Finally, a confession. Yes Ching, your opinions bite. A lot. So what's the deal with diabetic pets and the whole dry vs canned debate. carbs bad so canned good but canned wicked expensive. That about it? Anyone know what to do when pet prescribed food available in exactly one place in RI and whose hours of operation are limited? What kinda racket is this anyway? Or sigh and pay $100/month for food?
dirtier
- Saturday, April 28, 2007 at 13:44:59 (EDT)

I like to come up with biting, original, political observations. Am I the only one here who does that?
Chong
- Saturday, April 28, 2007 at 12:13:17 (EDT)

mj:( said she's never shop at Wal-Mart in a million years.
zing wheeef pong
- Saturday, April 28, 2007 at 11:05:02 (EDT)

blow me
everybody
- Saturday, April 28, 2007 at 10:54:51 (EDT)

It's late April. I am just now methodically going thru all the Christmas cards I received (thank you all). It is very time consuming and emotional. Can you really throw a distant relative's precious child's photo directly into the recycling bin? I finally conclude that I am probably putting more thought into throwing each card out than the time and thought that went into sending.
thanks, I feel better
- Friday, April 27, 2007 at 21:47:25 (EDT)

Is this a good name for a band?
The Dude Whisperer
- Friday, April 27, 2007 at 18:58:02 (EDT)

I LIKE TO RIDE MY ATV DIRECTLY INTO TREE!
neck broke
- Friday, April 27, 2007 at 18:45:56 (EDT)

here's some mighty funny photos from da gubment.
GR
- Friday, April 27, 2007 at 17:47:12 (EDT)

"So spark it up Sparky, and take me to Hoogie Boogie Land, where life is always grand
L'asteroideB612Boy
- Friday, April 27, 2007 at 16:23:21 (EDT)

Funny because stalker is NOT even interested in Jesse James. She's hot for Bullock
Stalker tries to kill Jesse james
- Friday, April 27, 2007 at 16:22:06 (EDT)

Holy SHIT...those youtube clips of COMPLETE have in fact made my life complete. Unfuckingbelievable...you gotta see/hear their hit 'HOOGIE BOOGIE LAND'...wow.
KOL®
- Friday, April 27, 2007 at 16:20:08 (EDT)

Can't do the acupuncture anymore. Hurt him more than his hip does. But we did get new arthritis pills (gigantic) and some Chinese supplements for his cataracts (I told you so, KOL). Still think about the wheeled apparatus but can't see how he could play frisbee on wheels. Plus, the front legs aren't doing too well either. Perhaps he can get a motorized wheelchair that is controlled by his brain impulses. That should cost a pretty penny.
GR
- Friday, April 27, 2007 at 16:16:01 (EDT)

I'm waiting for the "watched boil never POPS" episode
HornyButOKw/itDude37
- Friday, April 27, 2007 at 15:37:43 (EDT)

13 y/o dogs will run ya somewheres around 7500 bucks if'n you count the organic hippy food and acupuncture oh yeah and a state of the art wheeled cart
mj:(
- Friday, April 27, 2007 at 15:32:29 (EDT)

Happy Birthday, Ace!
Gene
- Friday, April 27, 2007 at 15:08:51 (EDT)

I'm waiting for the 'apple a day keeps the doctor away' episode
BarStoolSniffingD00d44
- Friday, April 27, 2007 at 14:49:46 (EDT)

My absolute favorite Mythbusters episode is when they called TOTAL BULLSHIT on the "watched pot never boils" theory.
moat
- Friday, April 27, 2007 at 14:41:16 (EDT)

You may be convinced but are you...
COMPLETE?
- Friday, April 27, 2007 at 14:06:11 (EDT)

http://providence.craigslist.org/muc/319913410.html

Well...I'm convinced.
JFKConspiracy38
- Friday, April 27, 2007 at 13:27:00 (EDT)

How much should keeping a 13 yo dog cost per year?
GR
- Friday, April 27, 2007 at 13:23:30 (EDT)

I had to, KOL. it was just danglin' there... not unlike...
PGIT
- Friday, April 27, 2007 at 12:17:58 (EDT)

IMHO tyra IS fat btw
maybe she needz a little bulimia herself
- Friday, April 27, 2007 at 12:07:04 (EDT)

nice tyra. nice
Moms across america
- Friday, April 27, 2007 at 11:46:00 (EDT)

I will admit to ho hoing and chuckling a bit at that last one.
Needshermeds73
- Friday, April 27, 2007 at 11:38:55 (EDT)

BTW, haven't watched ANTM since Trocarra was voted off, douche.

- Friday, April 27, 2007 at 11:38:43 (EDT)

VTNeverForget22

- Friday, April 27, 2007 at 11:31:08 (EDT)

what chick in bennysizzler? that chick that reads bad poetry? THAT'S A DUDE!
See you in church
- Friday, April 27, 2007 at 11:05:45 (EDT)

Ha ha this is what that chick from benny sizzler ddrives!!!!1
Needadrinkbad29
- Friday, April 27, 2007 at 11:03:06 (EDT)

THANKS FOR THE ADD!!!
Super Happy Fun Guy
- Friday, April 27, 2007 at 11:01:19 (EDT)

that's tame for vans in some places. didnt you pay attention when americas next top model went to singapore?
Super Happy Fun Guy
- Friday, April 27, 2007 at 10:59:46 (EDT)

I dunno, I think its pretty sweet.
Needadrinkbad29
- Friday, April 27, 2007 at 10:56:59 (EDT)

what a waste of plastic.
bon vivant 42
- Friday, April 27, 2007 at 10:53:27 (EDT)

how you like me NOW Chong?

- Friday, April 27, 2007 at 10:49:40 (EDT)

Super Happy Fun Guy = some joe who's band hasn't been signed yet but just wait, after the next demo you'll see who's eatin' lobster omelets mutherfuckers
been there, ate that
- Friday, April 27, 2007 at 10:48:01 (EDT)

Like I don't get the lurk too on my new foytoy's blackberry, bitches
the CK model
- Friday, April 27, 2007 at 10:46:17 (EDT)

KOL, does it hurt in your CUNT?
Super Happy Fun Guy
- Friday, April 27, 2007 at 10:00:10 (EDT)

I swore I would no longer let words physically hurt me, but you've done it PGIT.
KOL®
- Friday, April 27, 2007 at 09:48:48 (EDT)

KOL was cunty?!
PGIT
- Friday, April 27, 2007 at 09:06:13 (EDT)

he's not really shocked, you know.
THE SHOCKER
- Friday, April 27, 2007 at 09:02:34 (EDT)

Holy shit, a model was cunty? SHOCKING!
KOL®
- Friday, April 27, 2007 at 08:47:32 (EDT)

Holy crap Chong, your car is too rockin' for just 4 wheels!

Chong
- Friday, April 27, 2007 at 06:50:56 (EDT)

no, no you dont
Chong
- Friday, April 27, 2007 at 06:47:55 (EDT)

Kicked the CK model to the curb. it was fun while it lasted, but sick of being her female 'boy toy', expected to pay for everything. she didn't figure that I was just a roommate. I love that I kicked a model out. i hope she eats dirt. she doesn't eat anything else.
PGIT
- Friday, April 27, 2007 at 05:08:34 (EDT)

so tired of the innuendo, who are you 'lonely'? take it off the lurk, mofo.
PGIT
- Friday, April 27, 2007 at 05:04:29 (EDT)

PGIT, I'm available. Just so you know. Oh and good luck with the job interview. If it doesn't work out you can always work for me and stuff. It don't pay but it's got BIG benefitz
LoneyBoy15
- Friday, April 27, 2007 at 00:48:24 (EDT)

right, i forgot that y'all are married w/urchins, or just otherwise 'ttached. yawn, go to bed @ 8pm. phpbphpbhphbh....
PGIT
- Thursday, April 26, 2007 at 22:44:16 (EDT)

i just had the best interview for a new job, sorry to not have a joke, but I need y'all to cross your non-busy fingers for me.
PGIT
- Thursday, April 26, 2007 at 21:55:55 (EDT)

Not only do I like Roxy Music, I like the 'Avalon' album, in particular...'Slave to love.' Buy a porsche!!!!
KOL®
- Thursday, April 26, 2007 at 21:00:06 (EDT)

best band name this week = The Dated. ching = rumpy-fancier
dirtier
- Thursday, April 26, 2007 at 16:40:57 (EDT)

I would not kick one of them poodle lambs out of bed let me tell you
now i want one!
- Thursday, April 26, 2007 at 16:35:34 (EDT)

If it barks like a dog...oh, wait, it doesn't bark like a dog.
GR
- Thursday, April 26, 2007 at 15:45:52 (EDT)

Not sleeping there but somewheres nearby. You know it's better ifn the Cupcake doesn't drive much.
GR
- Thursday, April 26, 2007 at 15:09:54 (EDT)

Oh no you ditnt!
fred
- Thursday, April 26, 2007 at 15:05:00 (EDT)

Chongalabong!!!
mj:(
- Thursday, April 26, 2007 at 13:35:09 (EDT)

will tehimmy be sleeping there too?
moat
- Thursday, April 26, 2007 at 13:00:31 (EDT)

yay for Thimmy!
The Sneak
- Thursday, April 26, 2007 at 12:52:28 (EDT)

Oh, and little Timmy Cupcake just got word he's got a jobby at the Penalty Box. All hipsters must now move to N.Main St.
GR
- Thursday, April 26, 2007 at 12:46:15 (EDT)

Chongalabong? Bongalapalooza? KendalaFIDong?
GR
- Thursday, April 26, 2007 at 12:44:56 (EDT)

if fid play show with abong, will anybody hear the music?
chong in da woods
- Thursday, April 26, 2007 at 11:59:22 (EDT)

like people are more self-involved now then in the 80's or 70's? fuck that, it just shows more cause we have youtube and asspace.
Chong
- Thursday, April 26, 2007 at 11:55:41 (EDT)

$$$$$$$$$$$$ HOLLA AT YA BOY $$$$$$$$$$$
KOL®
- Thursday, April 26, 2007 at 11:46:58 (EDT)

This kept me up last night: Do we still call them "Gen -Xers" and if not, what are they now? How about a contest? I nominate the "i-gen" !
mj:(
- Thursday, April 26, 2007 at 11:09:33 (EDT)

Leaping Lenny Poffo
B B B BBBBEEEEPP
- Thursday, April 26, 2007 at 09:56:58 (EDT)

I'm partial to Fatneck Fanciers.
GR
- Thursday, April 26, 2007 at 09:34:32 (EDT)

Maybe not. Someone already did "Sweatpant Boners".
wait a minute
- Thursday, April 26, 2007 at 00:15:52 (EDT)

kol band = TROUSER BLOSSOM
BEST NAME EVAH!!
- Thursday, April 26, 2007 at 00:15:13 (EDT)

chong, I really don't recall anyone asking you for your opinion or ideas
muddy breefs
- Wednesday, April 25, 2007 at 21:59:47 (EDT)

here's a good band name for ya.... PROVIDENCE CITY ANCHOR DREAMS!
Chong
- Wednesday, April 25, 2007 at 20:18:24 (EDT)

That's funny. Once I got a fuzzy grape from a lap dance!
weird!
- Wednesday, April 25, 2007 at 17:50:58 (EDT)

I had to get a tetanus shot from a lap dance I got at the Fuzzy Grape once.
Gazo
- Wednesday, April 25, 2007 at 17:42:23 (EDT)

my doctor said that because i work in jewelry, etc., that i probably nick myself enough that it's not pressing, to get one when they're free or *needed* immunity? wierd.
PGIT
- Wednesday, April 25, 2007 at 17:31:08 (EDT)

no shit, somebody actually had to get a tetnus shot for rose throns/ are you serious? I though that was only for rusty metal...? and what IS tetnus. My doctor couldn't explain, didn;t seem sure herself. some kind of bacteria from dirt or something?
mj:(
- Wednesday, April 25, 2007 at 17:11:12 (EDT)

The Tet Anus Offensive
Kol Band
- Wednesday, April 25, 2007 at 16:59:45 (EDT)

Have I mentioned how much a tetanus shot hurts?
GR
- Wednesday, April 25, 2007 at 16:33:15 (EDT)

That's actually really fucking funny. I do like 'Guitar Clinic' as well. SPEEDKING and Powerhorse continue to be the favorites.
The Sneak
- Wednesday, April 25, 2007 at 11:37:34 (EDT)

kol, name band: GREENWOOD
mj:(
- Wednesday, April 25, 2007 at 11:11:35 (EDT)

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20in%20America/Rock-n-Roll/freddie_mercury.htm
KOL®
- Wednesday, April 25, 2007 at 09:45:14 (EDT)

Hmmm.
KOL®
- Wednesday, April 25, 2007 at 09:18:13 (EDT)

those are two of the meanest words anybody ever lurked to me.
moat
- Wednesday, April 25, 2007 at 09:12:11 (EDT)

- Wednesday, April 25, 2007 at 08:30:17 (EDT)

I think I'm gonna start driving one of those 70's formula one cars that had six wheels. People would really respect me then!
Lord Muck of Turd Hall.
USA - Wednesday, April 25, 2007 at 03:39:34 (EDT)

It's called Star BOOK, okay? jesus.
lolcat
- Wednesday, April 25, 2007 at 00:17:52 (EDT)

Sid wanted me to give this to KOL
Big Don
- Tuesday, April 24, 2007 at 16:04:22 (EDT)

Make your own lolcat.
GR
- Tuesday, April 24, 2007 at 15:32:47 (EDT)

Although that wasn't me either it was me in a way. I do love all those little portraits. I guess I'm as easy to read as an open Star magazine.
Century 22
- Tuesday, April 24, 2007 at 14:12:50 (EDT)

You guys, call "chong" "wrong".
chong=wrong
- Tuesday, April 24, 2007 at 13:07:09 (EDT)

This lurk is like shape shifters.
Freaky
- Tuesday, April 24, 2007 at 10:39:10 (EDT)

That not chong.
Chong
- Tuesday, April 24, 2007 at 10:23:31 (EDT)

I miss jasmine guy on an almost insane level. As far as I'm concerned, that gal deserved better
Lester
- Tuesday, April 24, 2007 at 10:15:24 (EDT)

That post saying I like something was not me. Most that know me know I don't like most anything.
mj:(
- Tuesday, April 24, 2007 at 10:10:56 (EDT)

I want to make it known that I do NOT support Dana Carvey
The Real Leeron Runray
- Tuesday, April 24, 2007 at 10:09:47 (EDT)

Muddy is the canadian version of a cool american guy.
Chong
- Tuesday, April 24, 2007 at 10:00:34 (EDT)

REALLY??? I can't get enough of those weird little 10 second commercials that air at the end of game shows like jepardy. I suspect they may be from canada since, like most things canadian, they are similar to the american version but not as good and kind of gay.
MJ:(
- Tuesday, April 24, 2007 at 09:59:11 (EDT)

Right now I'm mostly into those litte portraits of real estate agents in the real estate mags. They are all so wonderfully shot.
Don from re-max
- Tuesday, April 24, 2007 at 09:56:55 (EDT)

given the surname ends in zero i can crank as many as i want so there. the. thing. is. HUGE. JT vs Halladay part 2 and i'm in the cambridgeside galleria at 930AM. oh the pain.
florist
- Tuesday, April 24, 2007 at 09:55:16 (EDT)

I miss dana carvey on an almost insane level. As far as I'm concerned, that guy deserved better.
Leeron
- Tuesday, April 24, 2007 at 09:55:09 (EDT)

Morton Downey Jr
- Tuesday, April 24, 2007 at 09:45:53 (EDT)

doris, nice family reunion
mj:(
- Tuesday, April 24, 2007 at 01:06:01 (EDT)

Rose thorns good for ABSOLUTELY nothing. Hate 'em!
and bittersweet sucks too
- Monday, April 23, 2007 at 19:10:13 (EDT)

So I guess rose thorns can cause tetanus. Now both arms ache.
GR
- Monday, April 23, 2007 at 15:13:27 (EDT)

If you're a pipsqueak manny squeezes your biceps and says "you have no pop".
hi
- Monday, April 23, 2007 at 12:44:08 (EDT)

I believe in POP. That is not power of the penis. It's power of the pussy.
Kitty
- Monday, April 23, 2007 at 11:18:52 (EDT)

KOL dont buy you no shrimp from long jon silver's. But man, he got the POWER!
Doris
- Monday, April 23, 2007 at 11:05:28 (EDT)

http://www.devilducky.com/media/60668/
KOL®
- Monday, April 23, 2007 at 10:55:19 (EDT)

Look, everyone knows that the WOPS are the real problem with RI.
KOL®
- Monday, April 23, 2007 at 10:13:21 (EDT)

when i said i wish boris was dead I meant DORIS/BORIS. dammit
chong
- Monday, April 23, 2007 at 09:51:35 (EDT)

I've had a sunburn since December 2003. I beat all of you.
TS
- Monday, April 23, 2007 at 09:38:28 (EDT)

No, you lurkers sound like my WWII-era UNCLE- "Italians this, Irish that, Blacks this, towel heads that". Way to be young, guys.
A.C.L.U. guys suck
- Monday, April 23, 2007 at 09:36:59 (EDT)

jeez doris "irish this" and "italian that". what's up with that? I happen to think Tina's doing a great job, btw. fyi, hazel told her not to read teh internetz because bloggers onyl ever say mean things and it was hurting her feelings.
you lurkers are so ethic cleansing
- Monday, April 23, 2007 at 09:25:33 (EDT)

I have an actual motherfucking TAN from our FL trip and I also got a nasty sunburn this weekend washing cars and repairing picket fences.
KOL®
- Monday, April 23, 2007 at 09:19:00 (EDT)

Look! It doris family reunion!
chong
- Monday, April 23, 2007 at 07:11:48 (EDT)

- Monday, April 23, 2007 at 07:10:26 (EDT)

i have the first block island sunburn of all y'all. I win.
PGIT
- Sunday, April 22, 2007 at 20:32:18 (EDT)

if tina cervasio's mouth was any bigger she'd break ms pac-man's record. jeebus what's up with that. oh, right, italian clam from jersey.
dirtierkel
- Sunday, April 22, 2007 at 11:21:25 (EDT)

agree re: trupp and yeah i noticed that too ching. maybe they hate each other or joe's throwing a RIP Jerry tantrum to show support. the irish dude's ok but the guy with 'game show announcer' voice, we have to hope, is merely using this as a way-station to a NY/LA/FL market if you smell my bacon. then again there are so many in-game promotions (The eighth slider of the fourth inning, if it's low and outside, gets you a six-dollar sub at quizno's! brought to you by quizno's! at quizno's, we make fucking awesome six-dollar subs!"). i mean, sluts got in bed with NASCAR and have the ballpark equivalent of the irish curse. it's gonna get worse too. yuck.
dirtiershteen
- Sunday, April 22, 2007 at 11:17:27 (EDT)

This is my favorite story for Earth Day. Sums things up pretty good like.
moat
- Sunday, April 22, 2007 at 10:36:07 (EDT)

nice wall of text.
TLDR
- Saturday, April 21, 2007 at 19:17:43 (EDT)

For every scientific theory, every story on the news, there's a point where it pays to be cautious. When a news event is still underway, the information is often jumbled or inaccurate. When a scientific theory is fresh from the mind of its creator, it's might have rough edges, loopholes. Heck, it could be downright loopy. There was a point where it made sense to question the counterintuitive aspects of quantum physics. String theory is still unproven, after years of mostly theoretical wrangling, many -- maybe even most -- physicists are still skeptical of this idea, no matter how good a job it does at simplifying the ever messier "standard model." (I would add evolution to this list, but the truth is that when Darwin proposed it, the theory so neatly solved a problem that had been obvious for decades, and he presented it with such intellectual vigor, that there was little to do from the start but fill in the details.) When science enters the public space, it's often presented as if scientists are slaves to existing theory -- guardians of the status quo, unwilling to admit that any current thought could possibly be wrong. Nothing gives a better sense of the divorce between scientific academia and popular journalism than the ease with which this hoary chestnut is passed along. Academia -- and especially scientific academia -- is a pool of sharks. It's a collection of people who not only think they're smarter than everyone else, but must prove it to advance in their careers. The scientist who goes through life dotting i's and crossing t's on someone else's theory is the scientist who is doomed to have "associate" forever hanging from the front of her title. If I could come up with a convincing, alternative theory to explain the diversity of current and previous life on Earth, one that could stand even a smattering of argument (and note, I'm not talking about "disproving" evolution, merely offering a reasonable alternative), I would instantly be the most famous person on Earth, bar none, politicians and supermodels form your wannabe lines on the left, thank you. Scientists don't spend their time spackling over problems with theories, they go at them with axes. Think of every scientist you can name. They're the ones that chopped down some old theory and planted a new one. However, there's also a point in every story, or theory, where those still standing in opposition are revealed as not dogged searchers for the truth, but (and there is no better term available) simply fools. You can devote all the time you want to building a perpetual motion machine, but don't be surprised if you've got a wee bit of trouble leveraging that into even a part-time position at Podunk Community College. Your hand-illustrated theories for that stack of turtles holding up the world is unlikely to be published in a leading journal. There is no point at which a theory gains the certificate of "fact," and there's also no point at which it earns an official imprimatur of idiocy. However, there are moments when you can see theories making their way through the gray area at the edges of respectability. Climate change, the simple idea that Earth's climate is not stable over long periods, has been well demonstrated for decades (if not centuries). The evidence of these changes is as varied as the remains of palm trees found at the poles, and the marks of passing glaciers that cut across America. Global warming, the idea that we are in a period where the world's temperature is going up, has been almost as clear for the last twenty years. Neither of these is disputed in any scientific forum outside the spit circle surrounding Rush Limbaugh. Anyone standing in opposition to either of these points is simply in denial of so much evidence, that they've passed beyond the boundaries of reasoned debate. The idea that much of this warming is the result of changes to the atmosphere made by human beings, has had a slower climb through both academic and public circles. Some of the reasons for doubting man's hand in this mess are logical, based on looking at the scale of our production vs. massive natural events. Others are simply emotional. After all, the idea that we will be responsible for flooding many of the great cities, for turning broad swaths of forest into desert, and for sewing turmoil that could end the lives of billions is among the most hideous thoughts we have ever had to confront. Stand on the Appalachian Trail and peer off across the rounded, ancient mountains cloaked in green blanket of trees. Then think that, within your lifetime, this forest may be replaced with patches of scrub land and scoured stone. The cause? Our thoughtlessness, our pursuit of comfort, our greed. Is it any wonder there are so many who have not wanted to accept this idea? That distaste for this idea is part of why it's been one of the most tested theories in history. It's hard to find a climate scientist who hasn't swung their axe at this idea. Sadly, all those blows have been deflected. It's really only within the past few years that the idea of global warming as an effect of man's activities passed from interesting theory into broad belief, but capped by a series of UN reports, there really is no room for doubt. Even the most skeptical scientists have been forced to lean on their axes and agree. The world is getting warmer. It's our fault. And it's the biggest threat we've ever faced. Even major oil companies have come to their senses on this point. If there is any consolation in accepting such a horror, it's that -- now that those in opposition are left sharing a room with those still poring over the Zapruder film or hunting for Bigfoot -- we can work on the next step. The percentage of Americans who recognize the threat from global warming is growing. There has even been a recognition that global warming is a security threat that both supports and exceeds terrorism. But making the next step will require us to go beyond recognizing our culpability. We have to accept responsibility for our planet. For everything on our planet. If we have it in our power to wound the sky, we have it in our power to nurse it back to health. With Earth Day coming tomorrow, this is a good time to not only rededicate ourselves to this world, but redirect our energies. We've had an extremely unsuccessful go at playing policeman to the world. Why not try doctor? (Just a little note: I'd like to point out that one of the links above, one that goes to a discussion of global warming conducted by Kofi Annan and held in Norway, is from the Akron Farm Report. That's a pretty good measure of how this issue has reached down to those directly affected in the US.)
W!F
- Saturday, April 21, 2007 at 17:38:55 (EDT)

I wicked miss the team of Joe and Jerry. Call me crazy but THAT was sox radio. Lucchino's boy toys just not cutting it.
call me crazy i liked Troop's stupid jokes
- Saturday, April 21, 2007 at 15:01:38 (EDT)

so the new radio team just trades off innings doing play by play and they dont ineract with each other? wtf?
Chong
- Saturday, April 21, 2007 at 12:42:49 (EDT)

Sox win in green on 420.yaaa!!!
Mckind Bud
- Saturday, April 21, 2007 at 12:18:18 (EDT)

yah. good game.
let the season begin
- Saturday, April 21, 2007 at 10:36:07 (EDT)

don't read this if you haven't seen the result don: blimey. stole a point at The Lane.
3 guesses
- Saturday, April 21, 2007 at 09:53:36 (EDT)

every year i say i won't get interested until 4th of july and won't start paying serious attention 'til my birthday a couple weeks later. every year. last night? ended that for '07. poor nat.
dirtier
- Saturday, April 21, 2007 at 08:40:06 (EDT)

A-Rod is so hot right now.
Hansel
- Saturday, April 21, 2007 at 00:17:26 (EDT)

okay. the old dude. the voice of the fan dude on the preshow. okay. that shit's gotta go. that guy knows as much about the sox as vic. what makes him qualified to run his mouth. oh yeah, that's right. he's a gazillionaire and he gives nesn about 200 mil an appearance.
mj:(
- Friday, April 20, 2007 at 18:54:31 (EDT)

KEEP IT AWESOME!!
that's for fuck sure
- Friday, April 20, 2007 at 17:24:00 (EDT)

One comment I read about that article seems like it came verbatim from KOL:"Fuck keeping it real. The only thing a musician needs to do is keep it awesome."
GR
- Friday, April 20, 2007 at 15:33:53 (EDT)

"All pop musicians are fake."
GR
- Friday, April 20, 2007 at 15:30:16 (EDT)

as to his third point #1, i forgot to say hey WtF blow me.
dirtier
- Friday, April 20, 2007 at 15:01:05 (EDT)

i was of course responding to WtF's point #1 regarding a long-ass series. if he finished book 11 then he's been pretty much reading nonstop since last he graced us with his presence. book five alone is almost 900 pages. regarding point #1, if the season starts in 138 days then in 140 days the vikes (new name: minnesota pukings) will be eriminated from the playoffs. that's right eriminated, damn you all to hell.
dirtier
- Friday, April 20, 2007 at 14:59:35 (EDT)

KOL®
- Friday, April 20, 2007 at 14:08:21 (EDT)

Hey you guys, do they make a DIRTIONARY that would help me understand whatever it is that dirty's talking about...?
wha choo talkin' 'bout DIRTY?
- Friday, April 20, 2007 at 13:54:17 (EDT)

Okay, I'll admit it. I am confused as to which stranger's death I am to feel proper sorrow.
moat
- Friday, April 20, 2007 at 13:28:27 (EDT)

he won't die (that soon) but let's just say you have time to re-read WoT before 'A Memory of Light'. as mentioned before, next i'd recommend GRRM's 'a song of ice and fire' (-- 4 so far and he's not recovering from some weird cancer --) to whet yon appetite.
dirty aelfinn
- Friday, April 20, 2007 at 11:57:32 (EDT)

I'll defer to Lester on that on MJ
Comment me Back yo!
- Friday, April 20, 2007 at 11:22:24 (EDT)

That is just my Alec reprimanding a very rude child, and in a pretty restrained way I might had. And a child, who, apparently, deserves the reaming if'n it really is him and if'n she gave the tape to someone.
ps
- Friday, April 20, 2007 at 10:50:41 (EDT)

Really? Is wif's back really less offensive than his front?
mj:(
- Friday, April 20, 2007 at 10:47:42 (EDT)

I like how Faux News is all over it.
Go get em boyz!
- Friday, April 20, 2007 at 10:35:35 (EDT)

Oh good, W!F's back.
Chong
- Friday, April 20, 2007 at 10:11:30 (EDT)

H.P. Lovecraft: RACIST
Lonleygirl15
- Friday, April 20, 2007 at 09:43:08 (EDT)

Chong mad at chong Jr?
Actually its alec baldwin
- Friday, April 20, 2007 at 06:05:52 (EDT)

and for those who need their fix now
I can even watch these on my phone
- Friday, April 20, 2007 at 01:25:54 (EDT)

Behold! The new field of dreams!
the behold bit be hidden here
- Friday, April 20, 2007 at 01:13:58 (EDT)

did I mention it's just 8 days till the draft?
yawnball rots
- Friday, April 20, 2007 at 01:03:11 (EDT)

oh, and there was a story about some dude named Manny in my New Yorker this week. I'd tell you what it was about, but I didn't read it.
too busy praying vikes get the other brady in the draft
- Friday, April 20, 2007 at 00:55:14 (EDT)

point #5- mj rots
WiF
- Friday, April 20, 2007 at 00:48:46 (EDT)

point #4- iffen I only have days of freedom left before re-entering the meat, whadafvk am I doing here?
WiF
- Friday, April 20, 2007 at 00:47:24 (EDT)

point #3- despite my best efforts to the contrary, I may soon be gainfully employed in the bean counting field (2nd interview Monday at Accountemps)
WiF
- Friday, April 20, 2007 at 00:44:42 (EDT)

point #2- finished book 11 of Wheel of Time and now have to wait for next book... assuming he don't die first
WiF
- Friday, April 20, 2007 at 00:41:43 (EDT)

point #1- just 138 days till realsport starts again
WiF
- Friday, April 20, 2007 at 00:39:27 (EDT)

A-Rod-san, can I borrow some rip gross?
Rice-K
- Thursday, April 19, 2007 at 18:44:21 (EDT)

down 2, to halladay, in the dome, in the 7th? ALL. FREAKIN. DAY.
dirtier
- Thursday, April 19, 2007 at 15:34:57 (EDT)

yup. my manny saves his (any my) bra Julian beacus that's what bras do. And Cora kicks some extra ass.
Rambo
- Thursday, April 19, 2007 at 15:27:04 (EDT)

and manny saves JT an L and deprives the doc of the W. fuck the jays. second place stupidheads. well, he didn't beat halladay but halladay didn't beat him either.
dirtier
- Thursday, April 19, 2007 at 15:11:56 (EDT)

What you said about my Julian, dirt. Today I seen two middle-aged ladies driving a dark blue/white polka dot Ford focus like a bat out of hell. I'm like, huh? And then I catch up with them at the light. Seems the "polka dots" I seen is the car COVERED in white seagull turds like you've never seen in your life. The were BEE-LINING for the shell gas station car wash. They were SO EMBARRASED.
doppel G.
- Thursday, April 19, 2007 at 14:54:27 (EDT)

Apparently, the projo left out a little sumthin on that couple what won the poker $$$ at Foxwoods. A (perhaps) bitter patron just said that they neglected to mention that the young man spent 3 years in federal prison. HMMM...insider trading? She didn't get specific but did seem slightly pissed.
GR
- Thursday, April 19, 2007 at 14:38:00 (EDT)

standing next to joe's doppelganger was don's. except it was 3.25 pounds of parma brand prosciutto, estimated street value $73.
somethin somethin
- Thursday, April 19, 2007 at 14:27:36 (EDT)

not for nothin' tito but the gal hadn't pitched in 12 freeeeeekin' days because of YOUSE. 1 run 4 hits in 5 innings isn't good enough for you ? stoopit ? tie game on the road ? askeered of tomorrow with 38bitches on the hill ? wazzat? you were SLEEPIN' ????!!!!!???????
dirtier
- Thursday, April 19, 2007 at 14:25:32 (EDT)

saw joe's doppelganger in johnston stop'n'shop yesterday. well, except for the acid-wash jeans and the johnston part, it COULDA BEEN.
dirtier
- Thursday, April 19, 2007 at 14:19:57 (EDT)

this call to the bullpen NOT brought to you by jimmy the greek
dirtier
- Thursday, April 19, 2007 at 14:19:02 (EDT)

Roy Halliday=Chris Elliot
i swear to god
- Thursday, April 19, 2007 at 13:15:46 (EDT)

this is why Julian is not popular in Boston.
moat
- Thursday, April 19, 2007 at 12:52:18 (EDT)

He can pitch on 11 because he's 12 years in the MAHYEURS, motherfuckers!
Julian's eyebrow tech
- Thursday, April 19, 2007 at 12:51:07 (EDT)

I hate every monkee from chimpan-A to chimpan-Z.
muddy Brengen
- Thursday, April 19, 2007 at 12:43:33 (EDT)

SHUT UP EVERYBODY JULIAN IS STARTING!
i have muy work to do, what am I doing?!
- Thursday, April 19, 2007 at 12:37:37 (EDT)

Dear dog that suicide food imagery was totally what I was going to design for my kitchen wallpaper. What a fucking find, gr!
ps
- Thursday, April 19, 2007 at 12:21:40 (EDT)

SANJ IS A MODERN DAY MONKEE AND EVERYBODY LOVED THE MONKEES FOR CHRISSAKES!
i think you know who
- Thursday, April 19, 2007 at 12:20:32 (EDT)

And now, one for MJ;)
GR
- Thursday, April 19, 2007 at 12:16:10 (EDT)

Really, there were no "ravenous man-eating Pliocence clams?"
GR
- Thursday, April 19, 2007 at 12:10:10 (EDT)

Q: What do doug miribelli and bar of soap have in common.
Chong
- Thursday, April 19, 2007 at 11:57:27 (EDT)

Mirabelli. Interesting. Never noticed Mirabelli in that way before. But now that you mention it, he does have exceptionally even skin tone. But you only get to see it once every 5 days. TS is a Varitek man. She gets to see his creamy thighs every day for 4 in a row.
DUEURDY
- Thursday, April 19, 2007 at 11:54:07 (EDT)

You know I always liked the monkees more than the beatles. now its about even but back in the day.......MONKEES!
Chong Lee
- Thursday, April 19, 2007 at 11:52:34 (EDT)

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHHAHHAHAA CHONG!!
BSTC
- Thursday, April 19, 2007 at 11:50:38 (EDT)

Me either.
Me
- Thursday, April 19, 2007 at 11:29:12 (EDT)

I don't know what you're talking about.
moat
- Thursday, April 19, 2007 at 11:20:09 (EDT)

OMG YOU ARE SOOOOOOOO DUM!!!!! WE'RE ALL REALLY PISSED OVER HERE!!!!! OMFG!!!!! I CANT BELIEVE YOU CHANGED IT!!!!!!!!!
CHONG
- Thursday, April 19, 2007 at 11:13:32 (EDT)

I got a picket fence for Julian
mj:(
- Thursday, April 19, 2007 at 11:08:06 (EDT)

That's right at least 5" wide round pressure-treated or cedar posts, 29" on center between holes. For a 4' picket fence. With rounded cross braces. Sorry I can't share the drawing I made.
GR
- Thursday, April 19, 2007 at 10:38:30 (EDT)

BRIGHT SKY BALL HURT EYE
mj:(
- Thursday, April 19, 2007 at 10:32:51 (EDT)

I think I have a wide-on for Mirabelli
PGIT
- Thursday, April 19, 2007 at 10:21:47 (EDT)

sovjetunion must be restored
zingabuster
- Thursday, April 19, 2007 at 09:12:36 (EDT)

Barf Me Out the Door! Gag Me With a SPOOGE!
Pumpledforeskin
- Thursday, April 19, 2007 at 08:48:29 (EDT)

I'M LOVIN IT!
SPEEDKING29
- Thursday, April 19, 2007 at 08:39:12 (EDT)

Yea well, I don't know what's worse. You being lonely. You being 15. Or you being here.
BonVivant42
- Wednesday, April 18, 2007 at 22:58:16 (EDT)

wow, you guys Suck.
Lonleygirl15
- Wednesday, April 18, 2007 at 20:18:51 (EDT)

OMG, KOL which came first!? Tiffany Queen by the Byrds or Jumpin' Jack Flash?
Shit it's the same riff!
- Wednesday, April 18, 2007 at 17:58:25 (EDT)

Fuck you guys. At least I wasn't in some hardcore band called "Step Outside" or whatever, like you guys were
mj:(
- Wednesday, April 18, 2007 at 17:48:05 (EDT)

And to think someone told me they didn't truck with no antibiotics!
The Sneak
- Wednesday, April 18, 2007 at 17:43:01 (EDT)

It's about a rabid creature-complete with foam at the mouth and beady red eyes
it is true
- Wednesday, April 18, 2007 at 17:34:20 (EDT)

Yea, if you let it flow all natural like you get gems like the one mj® wrote last night about her beaver. It's called "Varmint in my Garment"
moat
- Wednesday, April 18, 2007 at 17:15:07 (EDT)

something tells me that post below was not realy the Briefz
The spalling gave the imposter away
- Wednesday, April 18, 2007 at 16:54:55 (EDT)

Practice,schmactice. Why don't you guys just let if flow natural like the sizz
mj:(
- Wednesday, April 18, 2007 at 16:54:00 (EDT)

1st practice was...not inspiring.
KOL®
- Wednesday, April 18, 2007 at 16:25:51 (EDT)

You mean "Medieval"?
Spellcheck
- Wednesday, April 18, 2007 at 16:13:22 (EDT)

No! I actually went to the Sub museum once.
TS
- Wednesday, April 18, 2007 at 16:12:37 (EDT)

Be near me, be near.
Martin Fry
- Wednesday, April 18, 2007 at 16:07:25 (EDT)

hi. leeron, i like your movie. gr, i liked your vonnegut links. don, make the pixels BIGGA
mj:(
- Wednesday, April 18, 2007 at 13:21:40 (EDT)

I am the guy that will get bombed at the company Christmas party at Mideivel Times and jump in the moat.
muddy Briefz
- Wednesday, April 18, 2007 at 13:03:37 (EDT)

So I was asked if this photo of this very nice couple was print worthy.
moat
- Wednesday, April 18, 2007 at 13:02:17 (EDT)

A book for everyone..."It is ironic that Beethoven was deaf, but merely coincidental that while two members of ZZ Top, Billy F. Gibbons and Dusty Hill, have beards, the third member, Frank Beard, is clean shaven." Where ironic consumption="acquisition of pop-culture artifacts from bygone eras not for their intrinsic worth but for their very lameness, for example, lava lamps and velvet Elvises."
GR
- Wednesday, April 18, 2007 at 12:21:55 (EDT)

The Russian Sub Museum will bot be buoyant for breakfast this morning.
Leeron
- Wednesday, April 18, 2007 at 12:16:56 (EDT)

Gotta (heart) Unhinged.
dirtier
- Wednesday, April 18, 2007 at 11:29:03 (EDT)

I think someone or SOMETHING has kidnapped our KOL's brain.
moat
- Wednesday, April 18, 2007 at 11:06:21 (EDT)

Yipes is the name of the Fruit Stripe Zebra. Fruit Stripe gum wrappers contain tattoos of Yipes inline skating, hang gliding, playing basketball, bicycling, snowboarding, surfing, playing soccer, and playing tennis.
KOL®
- Wednesday, April 18, 2007 at 10:43:18 (EDT)

Obvious headline of the week from today's New York Times: "Gunman Showed Signs of Anger".
TS
- Wednesday, April 18, 2007 at 10:29:50 (EDT)

Get a Bill Wyman Signature Metal Detector. Or just read his book.
GR
- Wednesday, April 18, 2007 at 09:41:59 (EDT)

Manny is my king
i think you know who
- Wednesday, April 18, 2007 at 01:01:43 (EDT)

wow. best sox story i've read in a long time. they'd be nuts to not extend him. BTW, 30% off "Children of Hurin" @ Borders.
dirtier
- Tuesday, April 17, 2007 at 19:31:46 (EDT)

Something blog culture will never understand. “I like to play the game. I don’t like to give opinions.”
Manny
- Tuesday, April 17, 2007 at 17:32:37 (EDT)

Hair, Ass
Ass Hair
- Tuesday, April 17, 2007 at 16:05:59 (EDT)

Odds of Saint Julian beating Roy Halladay in TO Thursday: 1-5. So very lopsided in his -- natch -- His -- favor.
Jimmy the Greek
- Tuesday, April 17, 2007 at 15:57:32 (EDT)

CPL593H
KOL®
- Tuesday, April 17, 2007 at 15:02:42 (EDT)

Divine's best role was in Polyester.
KOL®
- Tuesday, April 17, 2007 at 13:16:39 (EDT)

Dear Moat, are you really surprised that no one ran with the baseball sweatshops thread? You do understand why Baseball exists, no?
mj:(
- Tuesday, April 17, 2007 at 12:55:24 (EDT)

Pizzagate at yeserday's sox game sure was funny
Jerry/Don
- Tuesday, April 17, 2007 at 12:48:52 (EDT)

I don't want to tell you how to do your job but...
MAKE THE LOGO BIGGER
- Tuesday, April 17, 2007 at 12:12:18 (EDT)

I hung around outside KOL first practice with my new cell phone that has a mini 16track recording studio and taped this sweet gem.
moat
- Tuesday, April 17, 2007 at 11:59:21 (EDT)

I dunno. All the blogs I read are mostly talking about the passing of Mark St John, and re-evaluating his place in the pantheon of KISS axemen.
KOL®
- Tuesday, April 17, 2007 at 11:59:05 (EDT)

So I added a thread to a Red Sox blog about how all the official MLB baseballs are made by little children in Costa Rican sweatshops but no one wanted to talk about it.
moat
- Tuesday, April 17, 2007 at 11:53:26 (EDT)

2 buck cherry??!!!!!
V!c
- Tuesday, April 17, 2007 at 11:46:59 (EDT)

test
ies
- Tuesday, April 17, 2007 at 11:45:43 (EDT)

crimony, sorry to hear aboot all the damage. for my part even elevated 500+ feet the shiz had me doing wetvac+sump from 3-6 this AM and again today from 3 'til...well...'til now. almost got it. whoop-dee-y@y-@ss. Engrish SAT? hmm.....probly woulda done better had I spalt SAT right.
dirtier
- Monday, April 16, 2007 at 19:34:05 (EDT)

Man, you haven't even practiced yet (or is it rehearsed, I forget). We're not coming until you get it right.
Upchuck Buck
- Monday, April 16, 2007 at 16:34:48 (EDT)

COME SEE TWO BUCK CHUCK (FORMERLY 2BUCK CHUCK) TONIGHT AT KELLY'S TAP IN SEEKONK MA. PLAYING 2 SETS OF YOUR FAVORITE ROCK AND ROLL FROM CLASSICS TO MODERN ROCK. EVERYTHING FROM LED ZEPLIN TO GODSMACK TO VAN MORISON TO KORN TO THE ROLLING STONES! LADIES 18+ GET IN FREE! MEN ONLY $4. $1 CORONA LIGHT DRAFTS, TWO BUCK CHUCK DARTS CHALLENGE
two buck chuck
- Monday, April 16, 2007 at 16:16:39 (EDT)

Life is like a marathon-some of us have winged keels on our wheelchairs and some of us have wicker ones
fucking 650 English SATs dude
- Monday, April 16, 2007 at 14:15:05 (EDT)

Neighbor and friend renter up all night due to proximity of dead trees to windows and roof of bedroom. Landlord not as diligent as WE landlords are.
GR
- Monday, April 16, 2007 at 14:13:39 (EDT)

oh yeah...remember the good ole days of renting...?
mj:(
- Monday, April 16, 2007 at 14:13:25 (EDT)

Haven't heard from ye ole tenants yet meself. They seem to lose more trees and limbs than me. That half a house down the road from here is about to float away I hear and the trailers at Mary Carpenters have water up to their windows. No beach passes this year either I guess.
GR
- Monday, April 16, 2007 at 14:12:31 (EDT)

The blob HQ took it hard last night. Chimney failed causing leaks to ceiling, horizontal rain got under roof flashing in two other places. Garage roof shingles ended up all over the street. Lost 2 small trees. I pine for the restful sleep of the well rested renter.
moat
- Monday, April 16, 2007 at 12:53:17 (EDT)

Oh don't kid us KOL. We know you have the kiss guitar geneology tattoed on yer backside. And the extensive lineup of bassmen on your groin.
standing in moat
- Monday, April 16, 2007 at 12:46:26 (EDT)

Mark St John only played on 1 album...he had some kind of terrible affliction that prevented him from playing the guitar after that. He replaced Ace's replacement, the immortal Vinnie Vincent. Mark St John was in turn replaced by Bruce Kulick, who had engineered and played on KISS albums as far back as the 70s. At least I think that's how it went.
KOL®
- Monday, April 16, 2007 at 11:45:10 (EDT)

Who? I thought KIZZ was that dude with the tongue, the cat, someone who wears the ace necklace with diamonds on it, and that other guy named Al? Or was it Paul?
GR
- Monday, April 16, 2007 at 11:28:43 (EDT)

hi-tec japanese wheelchairs sweep boston moronathon. early word is they have some sort of winged-keel.
Chong
- Monday, April 16, 2007 at 11:20:50 (EDT)

Former Kiss guitarist Mark St. John will not be down for uhhhh.... he's dead or something....
Merry Christmas Jewish Footswitch
- Monday, April 16, 2007 at 11:19:34 (EDT)

Yeah well now I'm Super Fucking Happy Fun Guy.
SFHFG
- Monday, April 16, 2007 at 11:06:51 (EDT)

Super Happy Fun Guy, you don't seem that super happy fun now
fucking 650 English SATs dude
- Monday, April 16, 2007 at 10:51:43 (EDT)

Oh, well i wasn't going to bring it up, but your prose fucking sucks wet farts out of dead pigeons.
Super Happy Fun Guy
- Monday, April 16, 2007 at 10:47:32 (EDT)

BUTTERFLIES ARE FREE
what about my prose?
- Monday, April 16, 2007 at 10:45:13 (EDT)

Oh don't kid yourself. That was fantastic! That little dig about freedom coming on patriots day was no coincidence. You, my friend, are a painter. Your paint is the lexicon and your canvas is these yellow and red pages. Thank you GR, thank you.
Super Happy Fun Guy
- Monday, April 16, 2007 at 10:37:05 (EDT)

Thanks, I guess. I was an English major. But as always, my stories are pointless.
GR
- Monday, April 16, 2007 at 10:31:32 (EDT)

I like the way you tied that story up at the end. I'm glad you are on the lurk. You make it worth comming here!
Super Happy Fun Guy
- Monday, April 16, 2007 at 10:13:18 (EDT)

Happy Patriots' Day! Part of the fence out back blew down last night so that when I let Angus out at his usual 2:30 am, he ran away. Luckily, he's such a baby that he came back immediately to the front door. Freedom is not all it's cracked up to be, patriots.
GR
- Monday, April 16, 2007 at 09:48:34 (EDT)

I WENT TO SUGARLOAF THIS WEEKEND AND THE SKIING WAS AWESOME.
SPEEDKING
- Monday, April 16, 2007 at 09:32:19 (EDT)

nice poo
poo
- Monday, April 16, 2007 at 06:56:21 (EDT)

nice rain
wind
- Monday, April 16, 2007 at 01:41:18 (EDT)

nice wind
rain
- Monday, April 16, 2007 at 01:41:05 (EDT)

no
no
- Sunday, April 15, 2007 at 19:52:45 (EDT)

Your sight. respct! pleaz visit mine
http://www.oxymorphine.com
- Saturday, April 14, 2007 at 20:19:24 (EDT)

that rocky point "film" looks really boring!
KOL
- Saturday, April 14, 2007 at 19:05:30 (EDT)

hey leeron, it's called a tripod!
- Saturday, April 14, 2007 at 18:52:49 (EDT)

Shut-up nerdlinger. I RULE!
Chong.phenadrene.com
- Saturday, April 14, 2007 at 16:58:32 (EDT)

Way to make a college dude shit his britch. thanks, chong
BSTC
- Saturday, April 14, 2007 at 01:49:00 (EDT)

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www.lovelongtime.com
- Saturday, April 14, 2007 at 00:56:37 (EDT)

Great layout! Where did you learn the internets?
Phenemine.org
- Saturday, April 14, 2007 at 00:54:48 (EDT)

Nice design, check out my website!
freedrugsonline.com
- Saturday, April 14, 2007 at 00:53:40 (EDT)

looks good to me. i can actually see whats going on too!
Chong. PC user
- Friday, April 13, 2007 at 20:27:57 (EDT)

Fuck, damn quotes in the rollover.
I am embarressed
- Friday, April 13, 2007 at 19:20:38 (EDT)

I am rocking a MAC
ps
- Friday, April 13, 2007 at 17:05:57 (EDT)

i get square image of where movie should be only it's filled with lurk about grange. then it goes away and i only get the awesome song
mj:(
- Friday, April 13, 2007 at 17:04:59 (EDT)

does this link work? qicktime ya or nay
joey bag again
- Friday, April 13, 2007 at 16:53:53 (EDT)

Liberate the beast!
Zap
- Friday, April 13, 2007 at 16:44:24 (EDT)

Do Border Collies like to be confined to cars or tied to trees?
AKC Challenged
- Friday, April 13, 2007 at 16:10:13 (EDT)

Okay. Have any of you ever been to a Grange...? Somebody (heretofore known as "Unnamed Lurker" or "UL") had to go to one last night for a commemoration for a friend. Okay. It was really really strange. Kind of masonic, but with children (who were probably home-schooled) "lecturing" and having a tough time with bigger words, might I add. Started out kind of cute and then was excruciating after about 20 minutes. Then the "master" (40 yr. old, slightly amish/"special" looking local guy-still lives in the house he was born in and also seemed to be homeschooled) well... he was running the show and he kept giggling "I don't even know what we're doing" . Then there were people from other granges and they held sheep herding staffs and then they stood up and there was some religious mumbo jumbo going on. FYI, in all maybe only 12 people were there for UL's friend who really deserved the whole town to be there for his award. And then there were donuts in the basement and then the master guy was talking to UL so much and telling UL this and that how much he knew about everything and told UL that some 92 year old lady (mother of an attendee) "had never been kissed" and so politely UL resonded "Is that right?" because, really, how do you respond to that? And then he says, "C'mon, do you really think she's never been KISSED?"-kind of all mad and everything. And UL's like "I don't know. She must be very chaste. How sweet". And then he says "SHE'S GOT 6 KIDS FOR CHRISSAKES". So... losing patience at this point, Unnamed Lurker says, "ever hear of doggy style?" in front of 12 old people holding soggy paper plates (including president of Town Council) and walks away. Fuck me. Note to self, I mean UL: never leave house again.
Unnamed Lurker
- Friday, April 13, 2007 at 15:26:59 (EDT)

ONE OF MY CO-WORKERS HAS A BEAUTIFUL 1 YEAR OLD BORDER COLLIE WHO SITS IN THE CAR OR IS TIED TO A TREE HERE AT WORK ALL DAY. I LIKE TO SNEAK AWAY FROM MY DESK TO PET IT AND SUCH WHEN POSSIBLE.
SPEEDKING
- Friday, April 13, 2007 at 13:10:59 (EDT)

Sans Wheelchair!
Onion
- Friday, April 13, 2007 at 12:16:34 (EDT)

GR knows her doggies.
moat
- Friday, April 13, 2007 at 12:15:50 (EDT)

Knew you would forget something! Was that a onion in one of those shots?
GR
- Friday, April 13, 2007 at 12:13:54 (EDT)

GODDAMMIT I FORGOT MY LUNCH AT HOME! :(
SPEEDKING
- Friday, April 13, 2007 at 12:10:17 (EDT)

Kurt in 1973: He went on to talk about libraries and their social function, and again displayed an optimistic attitude. "They're at least as good as television," he drawled laconically. He sees no danger that books will become tools of a lost art. "People read as much, or more, than they ever did." His own early experiences with libraries appear to have been quite positive: "I discovered and read all of O. Henry's stories going through the library when I was a kid," an adventure which he says was "like sticking your prick into a light socket." So it goes.
GR
- Friday, April 13, 2007 at 12:06:49 (EDT)

looky sluggo! Fuck Agent orange they fuckin' ripped of the shotgun
mj:(
- Friday, April 13, 2007 at 12:00:41 (EDT)

I never got a copy of the surf video Undesiriballs was in. Too bad for us.
singer standing in moat
- Friday, April 13, 2007 at 11:58:04 (EDT)

where's the video for undesireaballs?
that one guy
- Friday, April 13, 2007 at 11:46:29 (EDT)

Can one note repeated over and over be considered a melody?
singer standing in moat
- Friday, April 13, 2007 at 11:38:03 (EDT)

Fuckin youtube not only compressed it, they inserted half of 'bloodstains' melody into it!
The Sneak
- Friday, April 13, 2007 at 11:34:43 (EDT)

I think I did it. Came out all "chippy". They must have put massive compression on it.
Joey Bag of Donuts starring Jack Flagg Sluggo
- Friday, April 13, 2007 at 11:26:44 (EDT)

look at 'im
sorry wolfie here:
- Friday, April 13, 2007 at 11:26:34 (EDT)

who likes wolfie?
some joe
- Friday, April 13, 2007 at 11:26:03 (EDT)

'nice one' weren't me. I'm attempting to upload to U-tube. Cross your blob hammocks!
still refered to as don
- Friday, April 13, 2007 at 11:23:58 (EDT)

doo doo doo
da da da da ditty
DUM DUM SHITTY-DUM DUM
FUCKO!
BS Lyric dept.
- Friday, April 13, 2007 at 10:56:01 (EDT)

Oh, and we had a fine time in old FLA. Just warm enough, no humidity, excellent swimming. Sorry we couldn't get together. My brother has this idea that all distances between cities are the same as in RI. It's only a half hour from PBI to where we stayed, therefore, it's only twenty minutes from PBI to Miami.
GR
- Friday, April 13, 2007 at 10:51:54 (EDT)

Turns out it was only 5 minutes. Done.
GR
- Friday, April 13, 2007 at 10:49:53 (EDT)

How long do you think I'll have to be on hold to the RI division of taxation to ask a simple (yet late) question?
GR
- Friday, April 13, 2007 at 10:46:40 (EDT)

don, i re-read you email. i see i no help. i gots no clue.
chong
- Friday, April 13, 2007 at 10:28:49 (EDT)

Um...drive to Sugarloaf after work?
The Sneak
- Friday, April 13,

Benny Sizzler Lurkive March 30-May 18, 2007* *some real jewels in this one

Benny Sizzler Lurkive March 30-May 18, 2007*
*some real jewels in this one