unfortunately I can't crose account on accounta it is for a certain non profit organ...
somebody not cheryl tiegs
USA

cubs pitcher say 'crose account'. moreover, will ax later. is this perchance tron's 'cheryl tiegs fan club' 401(k) account?
dirty

Welly well well what kind of coincidence is that? I was just AT the fuckin' blob and shop and ALMOST went to that branch - which I've only been to once when I opened the account. Very weird. The reason I was going to go was to deposit one penny. No shit. I'm getting charged 5 bucks a month on top of 3 buck maintenance fee for an "inactive" account. How fucked up is that? Can you have nat look into that please?
fuck
USA

maybe if they played the cubs.
but still probably not
USA

nat's @ blob stop'n'shop today. maybe joe will bump into her in the .... oh christ that next comment would've caused ALL MANNER of trouble. so instead, i will say, does daisuke call the blue jays' starter "Ted Rirry?" did i tell that joke already?
dirty

Dirt? Y?
dirty

ED DRINKS HIS LUNCH!!!
EN-SURE!
USA

Paste Pot Pete, can I have my 'Zip Zap Rap' record back please?
KOL
USA

ed, don't you mean you drank way too much FOR LUNCH????
Paste Pot Pete
USA

ed tivo'd the season finale of DIRT
correction
USA

I drank way too much last night. Is it quitting time yet?
ed
USA

Dirty tivo'd the season finale of DIRT
It's true!
USA

blow me dexter.
dirty

get well soon to mom'o'dex btw
dirty

a nonsense season finale BSG followed by a lame-ass edgar allen poe heresy LOST episode after coming back from dexter's farm somewhere south of kent county. pick me in the withers then shoot me in the teat.
dirty

dex relays his sentiments of shock and awe also. he's busying feeling up pansies.
dirty

A wise guy with a big heart 3pZkFcxdms
insurance
insurance, insurance USA

MJ is a big talker but she dont follow through.
God
USA

Just got an IM from Dots who claims a new lurk will be up momentarily.
ps
USA

I'm sorry this dude missed the last night of the Defecateur last night. I missed Sunday night too. And I even told QOC I would be there too. What an asshole. I had to work both nights. They had me on salads so I didn't want to fuck up my chances of moving up to busboy. I feel sad I missed it all. Long live QOC!!!!
mj:(
USA

KOL wants to FUCK TRUMAN CAPOTE!!!!
WHAT AN ASSLOAD OF FUCK!
USA

So sad I missed the farewell-to-decatur party last night. Where is Meathead these days, anyway?
TS
USA

Too bad none of our bands will ever be as good as this. Ever. Not even that other band.
Chong
USA

I drank some RC Cola and read about the other bands quest for fame. Long live Tippy's Tap.
bosyphilis
USA

A grand time was had by all...but I was very close to punching some dude in the face when he let GR in the kitchen and then would not let me in - getting right in my face with an attitude like it was Studio 54 and Bianca, Mick, and Truman Capote were back there. Oh well. Like other venerated things, the Decatur will rise again in fulfillment of the scriptures.
KOL
USA

Dude, rules most def went out the window on the Cul de sac last night too! We played loud music till 6:45 and I started passing a collecting sigs so I can get that RC Van I've had my eye on. To bad the big RC rally in the armory had to cancelled due to discarded needles popping all the monster tires.
Chong
USA

All rules went out the window last night I tell ya! Not sure what time they got closed down, but I know things were still going strong after official closing time. Saw Meathead, Ed, WiF. And many more...two people were working the crowd drumming up donations for the bartenders and QOC--selling raffle tix to nothing and flashing lacy bras.
GR
USA

Jurassic Ass = good CD title
dirty

Chong - You best not buy that RC Car you want - I hear your Cul De Sac Association has them BANNED. Not so here in THE ARMORY.
Leeron
USA

KOL, are you black? If not, you will not be pulled over.
Brothers can't get a break
USA

Fuck! Smashed taillight = guarantee I get pulled over.
KOL
USA

Stone Cold Steroid Rage
ps-new lurk name...?
USA

I have a lot to comment on in this lurk. Please bear with. 1) Can't believe the Decatur used to look like that. IYou're right, it WAS so much better before the QOC. 2) GR, I KNOW! Your Julie's gone! Just saw that 2 hours ago. The people that want the golden-what about Cookie, Wolfie, Buddy instead? 3) Dirty, slice me open and ring for ring you'll see that this dude is actually younger than your jurassic ass.
mj:(
USA

"JT" will do fine. I also read what I thought was *yet another* story about Joe today.....'til I remembered 'rocker' and 'rock' are different.
dirty

Was Liam the one who stole my TV? Twice! Or was he the one who tried to steal my laundry? I say tried because I saw him, started to chase him, then stopped chasing him because I thought I'd rather not get shot over a cum stained beach towel.
Bosyphilis
USA

From Tiny Showcase: R.I.P. the Decatur, Providence. Some are saying "gentrification", others "the Purple Pieman", and still others say that it's just time, but that the Decatur will rise again like a phoenix from the ashes of the West Side. Either way, it's the last night, so be there. Or be safely nestled in your bed and getting a good night's sleep (square).
GR
USA

Who adopted my blue-eyed Julie? Any leads on a reddish adult golden retriever anyone getting rid of? Friends of friends on the Cape looking for 2 year old (at least).
GR
USA

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Viktor
Stockton, Colorado Togo

Yeah, it was so much better 'round there before the QOC. :(
The Sneak
USA

Liam loves his neighborhood so much I heard he was going to marry it!
It's true!
USA

Who does #2 work for?
Hmmm
USA

Liam sure is neighborhood proud, allright. He's got TWO plywood cutouts of fat ladies bending over in the garden and 3 novelty flags.
just what i heard
USA

Great, someone dissed the Armory, now we have to listen to Liam and his "Quirky Fun Neighborhood" crap. Get ready........
Paste Pot Pete
USA

Not only is my Julian gonna hold his own in the rotation, he's gonna do it with the racist Boston boobirds showin' teh ugly heads. You will soon see how #5 can pitch like #2, my friend.
mj:(
USA

Now didn't Uggie's own mom get kidnapped last year? Columbia, man, that is one tough town. Not many breaks given there, eh?
you think the Armory is bad
USA

What does Joe think of his girlfriend Julienne Tavares as starter #5?
dirty

Uggie Urbina = 14 years in the hoose-gow. He'll prob'ly sail through the first 13 then fuck up the end. As it were.
dirty

Any day someone marks "BM" on the calendar in this trailer, well, that's a good day.
mj:(
USA

How many dates have you been on? Zero? and how many girls have you kissed ? Zero? Well Zero plus Zero equals F@G!
Kid
USA

Slipped my mind.
Kevin
USA

uhhhhh dude? WTF????
Paste Pot Pete
USA

I have learned my lesson, paste pot pete. From now on, it is shit starting and annoying people only. Scott: Good evening. Have you ever gazed upon elegance personified? Well look again! [strikes a few poses] Do you remember when you were little, and your parents, and brorthers and sisters went out and they left you at the house all to yourself? Well what did you do? Search through your parents' bedroom for Playboys, sniff glue in Dad's workshop. Or did you, dress up like a beauuuuutiful laaady?
The Sneak
USA

Dude, you post on an internet message board about anything you care about? that's totally ass. dont do that again. ever. internetz is for fucking with people. that's it.
Paste Pot Pete
USA

Or you could be like the urbanplanet folks and get your panties in a twist when someone calls you out for being the pollyanna yuppies you are!
Um...someone
USA

Sorry I'll be TOO BUST BLOGGING ABOUT POONTANG!
Aldrin (astronaut)
USA

Decatur goodbye tonight. Be there.
KOL
USA

Say the word Benny. Wednesdays are best for me.
Chong Jr
USA

So...my sister used to have trouble making poops as a wee one, so my mother would mark BM on the kitchen wall calender on days when her daughter managed to drop a spike. This went on quite a long time.
Um...Someone
USA

Hey chong, don't quit your NIGHT JOB! Hey, you know why that's extree funny? Because Don's mother calls bowel movements "jobs"!
mj:(
USA

Some type of rendering I believe.
GR
USA

Dont talk about my JOB. I dont talk about yours! (mostly because iv'e never rendered a circle into a sphere before. that IS what you do right?)
CHONG LEE 2007
USA

He must have simply said "I am familiar with the suspect because I am dating his wife" and therefore was qualified to comment on camera, And then Chong's job was to put that description under Eric Idle's picture. Just like that.
mj:(
USA

Alright, you win. The raptor cam is way better than the coyote map.
Bosyphilis
USA

The ospreys are back in Jamestown.
GR
USA

To further paint the picture the dude "dating suspect's wife" was a dead ringer for Eric Idle (as Eric may look in 2007), and he was sporting a Shaw's stockboy polo.
Saymyname Saymyname
USA

How about the dude interviewed on the news yesterday. Under his talking head was the description "dating suspect's wife" The suspect was of course a boy scout leader/sunday school teacher/child molester and child porn distributor.
Saymyname Saymyname
USA

If white power means more white powder than sell it!
Mr. Taang
USA

Crap, I never thought it would go down like this! Its even more scandalous than when I found white power records for sale at Taang!
Leeron
USA

Darkbuster were great before they broke up the first time. Back when their big hit song went "my girlfriend fucked the singer of the royal crowns."
The Sneak
USA

Even tho my contract states specifically that I cannot talk about m&;s!c, can I say that I just bought some Selsun Blue?
mj:(
USA

As long as they're singing against deli meats then all is forgiven.
okay then
USA

First your child is in a neo nazi video and then your child IS a neo nazi
no, it goes like this
USA

No dude, they are singing about the skinheads with yellow laces in their shoes. The ones who hate deli meat. Not the ones who hate blacks. All the same darkbuster is pretty boring.
Miss Veronica Swamp
USA

Leeron, that story is not good for your case. First your child is featured in a neo-nazi video and now your "friend" is from Montana. Are you going to add a scally cap atop the hotdog tat?
Saymyname Saymyname
USA

Speaking about music, the Who put on a great show last night, considering the fact that my 2 favorite members are dead, the 2 that are left are getting older by the second, and Ringo's son is playing drums.
TS
USA

My buddy Brent lives in Montana and his daughter goes to school with Prussian Blue - Turns out the Prussian Blue girls got suspended for showing their Prussian Boobs to boys in the back of the school bus.
Leeron
USA

who gave you guys the permission to talk about mus!c sweet m&us;!c?
mj:(
USA

He's all that and more
Gay Z
USA

Is saymyname really beyonce?
KOL
USA

I'm going to tell Crimpshrine on you Leeron.
Saymyname Saymyname
USA

How about revered?
Queer from Revere
USA

Let me go to my thesarus. I'll be right back.
Venerator
USA

Thanks for confirming. I couldn't believe it when I heard it, but I thought I was maybe missing something. It's funny how Sham and SLF are venerated, yet the bands who cop their style end up sounding more like Prussian Blue.
Saymyname Saymyname
USA

Uh Oh, My kids are in the new Darkbuster video which is an ode to Skinheads. Have I sold them off to the KKK? I dont even know where to start looking for Skrewdriver onesies. Crap.
Leeron
USA

KOL 8 ball says YES. Veneration of mythic blue collar united we stand nonsense wishful thinking. Having said that, I really liked 'Do or Die' back in 1997.
KOL
USA

Okay KOL, music: When a Boston scally cap band sings an ode to skinheads are they singing an ode to fag-bashing and racism?
Saymyname Saymyname
USA

Not yet, but I am certain it is coming. I expressed concern in a PM that maybe folks who think providence could use 'an upscale gay sex shop' maybe have their heads up their asses, pardon the pun, when it comes to what the focus on development should be. For now its double secret probation...some awfully thin skinned folk over there.
KOL
USA

Cotuit gave you the boot? Hahahaha
Leeron
USA

KOL has a mouth and does not suffer fools. Now, lets talk about music or home renovation. Or dogs.
KOL
USA

It seems KOL gets kicked out of a lot of things.
38DinnersForOne
USA

No wai dude go see the fids in June instead.
American Soul Spider
USA

ALSO: Teengenerate & Humpers reunion show in LA June 2007. Who wants to go?
KOL
USA

That's SAINT Curt to you, 38tonolife.
dirty

Holy shit. Did you see the lurk spam by 'Faggot76'? Best name ever, and coincidentally, could be the pseudonym for the moderator of the local urban planning and discussion forum I have been recently kicked out of...
KOL
USA

Fuck CHB. And Fuck the Globe. Never thought I'd say this but Curt rules for calling the lame ass media nitwits out.
38tolife
USA

shanks = near-perfect today.
dirty

there's some strange stuff in that article. congrats on the KC'07 book completion. Birthing a whale? Check.
dirty

pain'll make you man and codeine'll shrivel yer ballz
Confuscious say
USA

Hello. I have pain. and codeine.
KOL
USA

Don't forget to flip over the card catalog and yell "THIS IS BULLSHIT" as you leave for vacation.
just a suggestion
USA

How early can you pretend to be on vacation before your actual vacation? Like right now? I'm planning which beaches I can visit (although one had a shark attack a couple of weeks ago) next week. Can we ride our rental bikes from the house to the beach? How warm will it be? Why am I still at work?
GR
USA

Message to lurkers: don't reproduce.
Saymyname Saymyname
USA

Currently operating on 1/2 hour sleep. I don't recommend it. Feels like jack boot step on brain.
Saymyname Saymyname
USA

KOL - That Jerry2 jerkoff over at UrbanPlanet needs a swiff kick in the ass.
Leeron
USA

No interest in A. Baldwin here. He's up for the taking.
TS
USA

On your feet, swine, for the mighty Queen of Chaos. Standing ovation. Brava.
dirty

2 things: 1. I have a very bad sinus infection - caused toothache. 2. I am sad about the bar. 3. I have SIX new tunez.
The Sneak
USA

hahaha with your auto knowledge humor. now get to shredding song sick ass leads!
mj:(
USA

LE stands for Lawnmower Edition?
The Sneak
USA

I've always wanted those Luke's Luau Hut panels! This calls for a complete re-do of the kitchen! Kon-Tiki Kozy Klub.
GR
USA

fuck you. I regulary get the "LE" wax job on this camry. You know the one, they wax the front end but leave the rear quarter panels.
mj:(
USA

Naughty leeron. How about those fruits over on urban planet?
KOL
USA

Bald Camry my ass! Word on the street is that MJ has quite the thick thatch on his camry. I gots a pickemup truck to lend if needed.
Leeron
USA

Please note:
Cookie, Wolfie, Buddy
USA

I think when Dots cleaned the spim off yesterady he got rid of some real lurks. WTF, dots? Gail will definately not be calling you now.
pps
USA

A. Baldwin is mine, TS.
ps
USA

Instead of AIDS how about something a little more old school, like cholera.
Saymyname Saymyname
USA

you just may even see this dude in an establishment that serves booze to celebrate going out in style. I too, have a bald camry that can be used for moving.
mj:(
USA

You know, I swore I wouldn't wish AIDS on people any more...but in this case I have prayed to every deity from the Horned Goat to the Burning Bush...
A really evil man
USA

those kids are so fucked up on cocaine tooth drops that they don't even know what the fuck they're playing with
"my tooth fucking HURTS, I WILL MANAGE YOUR BAND!"
USA

OK, so apparently this will be the Decatur's last week. I think we should all help it go out with bang. I will be there this weekend. I will lend the bald-tired camry for moving. I will extend basement privileges for paraphernalia. I will put my real estate friends on the job looking for suitable replacement properties. I will curse Ozbekistan and the useless crappy-@ss partner from now till the end of time.
GR
USA

So it has come to this. The only way to get my toothache to stop. Thanks 5-9!
KOL
USA

oh, and hi y'all
WiF
USA

And here I was just popping in to point out that on checking a link from an ebay store I just bought an old game from, I discovered I was actually lending aid and comfort to the enemy.
talk about let the buyer beware
USA

holy fictional cloud being! The Defecatur to be deposed? May Ozbec drown in his own fetid juices
WiF
USA

I love me some Tippy's Tap
QOC
ozbekistan, USA

Serves you right for helping friends with breast cancer and taking care of sick dads. You should be more "Wall Street" and fuck everyone you come across in the neck. Looks like it's time for Don to dust off the old drafting tools and craft that "Tippy's Tap" logo, eh?
mj:(
USA

Hey Everyone, It's me The QOC unfortunately it's true. While I was busy helping a friend fight breast cancer,and taking care of my sick Dad, the option for the lease came up and I wasn't aware of it. Mr Ozbek took the opportunity to evict me and there's not much I can do about it. I will find a better place with no creepy landlord and no crazy manic depresive buisness partner who have driven me to the edge of insanity. Thank you all for supporting me, it's been a great run.
QOC
Ozbekistan, USA

screwed that one up - bro looks like an uzbek version of alec baldwin. TS would like 'im.
grrrrrrrrrrrr.
USA

uzbek's bro is on the chicago stock exchange. Looks like and uzbek version obut I wonder why 60% of their property has been fallow since purchase & remodeling. there's a scheme in there somewhere. the 'u' is b/c i bet that 'landlord' mof*cky is googling his name like a little b*tch right now, waiting to see what us hippie drunk anarchists think of him. he's got self-esteem that looks up and sees bottom.
PGIT
other shitty bureaucracy living situation, lonelyville USA

Totally off the subject, but did anyone else CARE that Johnny Marr joined Modest Mouse?
++
USA

We are looking for a 30 something bartender who enjoys working in the company of his fellow men. We offer convenient location, loyal clientele, generous tips and the potential for other positions and openings in the future.
Club Providence
USA

Know who's gay?
Anyone who uses the term "footie"
USA

Uzbeck owns nothing. It's all Uzbbeck's bro. He just likes everyone to think he pulls the strings. So there.
Decatur Square Italo-American Social Club
USA

Babe's is already sold to a fox point neighborhood guy looking to reopen this summer. I went to the hearing to support the license transfer last week. Rumor has it that Rocco Plectrumi is location scouting to open his own bar.
muddy Briefz
USA

they should buy "Babe's"
chow fukk
USA

Totally off the subject, but did anyone else know that Johnny Marr joined Modest Mouse?
TS
USA

yup. it takes a visionary like QOC to take a risk and come into a ramsackle bldg, bust fucking ass, turn it around and then some douchebag swoops in after the dirty work's done and makes it his own.
mj:(
USA

The truth is that he probably has a developer who wants to buy the land for big bucks to build some McCondo tower there now that the property value has increased.
TS
USA

Yes, landlord. He is claiming that there have been complains and zoning yet no one knows anything about it. He wont return any phonecalls. I REALLY hope they can find another location.
Leeron
USA

That's IT. I'm getting on a fucking plane in 15 minutes to beat the shit out of the OZ and everyone who lives in that triangle (especially a certain firecrotch who lives nearby). NOBODY shuts down my favorite bar, even though I haven't been there since 2003.
TS
USA

Time to call in 'the Cousin'. Seriously.
KOL
USA

It's referenced in todays Phoenix as well as being the word on the street.
Leeron
USA

Cooler head? Like with ice cubes in your mouth?
Paste Pot Peeve
USA

guys. calm down. according to leeron it's only 'word on the street'. let's not get our panties in a twist. it might not be true. it might be dum providence rumor started by rival bar.
A cooler head
USA

If ever there was a time to pull a Judy Garland and Mickey Rooney with a show, a dunktank and pony rides to raise funds (if that would help)-now's the time. Count me in.
mj:(
USA

I think Dante deleted funny man funny bits.
Your Fired
USA

Is there nothing that can be done? C'mon there has got to be *something*.
KOL
USA

i got word yesterday - as of today, only 8 days till the defecatur closes its' door. Haven't heard if it's Uzbekifuck, the neighbors, or other.
PGIT
Provvy, RI USA

sucks aboot decatur if true. here, have some funny.
dirty

Sounds like Uzbekistan to me. Or that jack@ss "partner" causing trouble.
GR
USA

What is going on with the Decatur? I can't seem to get any answers. Who is the candyass little cocksucker that needs to die for trying to evict them?
The Sneak
USA

Word on the street is that the Decatur was served with Eviction papers yesterday. Fucking Lame.
Leeron
USA

PS: Hereafter "J.C." < "Cesar"
dirty

Dirsty? Also funny on many levels you fuckin' alcoholic. Meanwhile here is what today's Providence Urinalcake says: For now, the Sox are leaning toward Julian Tavarez as the closer until Timlin returns, with Brendan Donnelly, Joel Pineiro and J.C. Romero as the principal set-up men.
dirty

Man that chinaman sure was funny. Remember his stand up routine at the MET?
Paste Pot Pete
USA

Hey other guy, your stupid band break up over myassspacegate yet?
ps
USA

Hey Dirsty, when you getting me some Mr. Potato Head seconds?
mj:(
USA

Song hits 4 jesus?
Kenneth Star Kendalabong
USA

oh and some co-worker chelski fan called me a yiddo today. funny on so many levels. of course he picked this week to do it. speaking of dooshes.
dirty

Will admit that selling out the Bell Sentry for 37 straight games, for to see a decidedly non-playoff version of Les Habitents, is impressive. Sad. And impressive. I also was unaware of the fact that B's/Habs have met more than any other two teams in the NHL....which at least makes a little sense. Souray's good. Frackin' cannon. I'll concede that.
dirty

It's all just a big misunderstanding. What I meant to say was "somebody wrote all your BONGS" see? don't we all feel silly now?
SPLiF
USA

Hey what's the word on wif? How come we don't see him no more? Does the misunderstanding surrounding Songerwritergate have anything to do with his absence?
pps
USA

"dirty" is french for...
ps
USA

Any of you yahoos have any old extree Flite snowboard binding parts hanging around?
mj:(
USA

i've seen bobcats but fisher cats are weirder looking. first career shutout means nothing. to me. by the way. habs are doosh. that's french for "habs are doosh".
dirty

As long as the extendo leash had a place to hold magazines I could probably go on a leash too.
mj:(
USA

I thought it would be weird to poop on a leash, but with a little encouragement and proper discretion, I dumped just fine!
KOL
USA

pooping on leash is a big step
or maybe he's getting "funny"...?
USA

The big one did something today I have only seen him do once before--on the day I picked him up--poop while on a leash. But he was on a borrowed extendo-leash.
GR
USA

So see? There ARE bobcats in RI. Everyone told vic he was (and probably still IS) high.
mj:(
USA

Larry 'Bud' Melman won't be down for breakfast.
KOL
USA

I know of a *naturalist* who has an embalmed bobcat. She found it dead on 165 and had it stuffed. She shares custody of it with DEM (? I think) and sometimes brings it to class for her students (art). I would love to see a bobcat. But not necessarily a fisher cat.
GR
USA

manny being manny
ell o'ell
USA

Does first career shutout mean anything to anybody?
anybody?
USA

is Paste Pot Pete a real comic book character?
ppps
USA

Happy birthday, Al.
pps
USA

my uncle keeps sending me links to the conanicut island raptor site
ps
USA

Vic claims to have seen a bobcat coming down his driveway in LC and Don claims to have seen Liz Taylor coming out of a house in Montpelier.
mj:(
USA

Me and Weird Al have the same birthday. Woo hoo.
TS
USA

I remember the day I saw a fox coming out of someone's driveway on Gould in Newport. No one believed me. Then I saw Weird Al on the same street! No one believed that either.
GR
USA

This is the conservation project I like.
GR
USA

I'm gonna need a token to cross Rainbow Bridge someday...and I fear an angry cockatiel awaits me on the other side.
The Sneak
USA

Are some of those feral puppies dead? They sure look dead.
GR
USA

Diagnosis = Sucker
Monster Gay Rage
USA

And the answer is: The most ill conceived super hero character of all time. (Next to Sting)
Alex
USA

And now in final Jeopardy, the answer is " I AM THE AWESOMEST GUY EVER ON THE LURK"
uhhhhhhhh
USA

Any idea who the coolest guy on the lurk is?
Hmmmmmm
USA

Here I am trying out my new "spooge-shooter"
Paste Pot Pete
USA

Here's the same bike NOT selling for 11,000 and it's an award winner. Course it is in australia. Hey, remember when CHONG Told us about Average Homeboy????
Paste Pot Pete
USA

Don, I dunno. Could just be fishing for a sucker? Or maybe it's really clean and low mileage?
KOL
USA

see? no flute asshole
MJ yearbook photo
USA

From what I hear back in HS you could add another THREE HOLES for Leeron.
Paste Pot Pete
USA

Attn KOL: What is up with this? Have I been asleep or is this dude higher than a tantric Sting groupie?
donald (warning: motorcyle link)
USA

New pal. We got a new pal. Seabee. Helping don with rodent control.
Third from Bottom
USA

THANK YOU, GR on your rant about the Police. I'm so fucking sick of hearing about how "wonderful" it is that they are getting back together and blah blah blah. The truth is that one of them is secretly bankrupt and the other two were somehow convince to get back together for a tour to make some more money. They don't give a fuck about their fans or their "craft" or whatever else. Oh, and I'm also sick of hearing about what a great tantric lover Sting is, just because I don't need any lotus-position images of him in my mentadex.
TS
USA

The best part of the ncaa tournament is seeing 63 losers.
Sports Guy
USA

you know you are badass on accounta the 24 holes!!!!
don't hurt me, PUNX!
USA

Pete may not have been cool in highschool, but I have proof Leeron ALWAYS look good.
Leeron
USA

Any you geeks good at setting up BitTorrents?
dum don
USA

Oooof. MJ was playing a flute in her yearbook photo.
The Sneak
USA

I never saw Paste Pot Pete's yearbook but i I did see his shitstained Misfits T hanging on the telephone pole what killed him
probably tasteles and not a very funny lurk but one that had to be dropped
USA

"Majestic oak of crap" =wishes dirty wrote it
this IS true
USA

I don't need to see your yearbook to know that you were a dork.
don
USA

It's only funny because it's true
Homer
USA

Or this one: It's reunion number two for Lou Barlow, who made the Indie Goes Broke column by reuniting with J. Mascis for an entirely superfluous Dino Jr. jaunt. This time, he's back together with his old homeboys Jason Lowenstein and Eric Gaffney. For those of you who have never heard Sebadoh (i.e. 99.999% of you), this reunion is actually a step down, since Lou Barlow is the only halfway decent songwriter in the band and he's putting aside a solo career to let these two dorks drag him down, all in the name of nostalgic sentiment and/or money (really puts the "d'oh!" in Sebadoh).
GR
USA

I know Dirty hates internet/blogster whining but I think some of it is funny and true: After all these years, the Police still have the same magic that they had in their prime: none whatsoever. Even before the world knew that Ace Face was actually a hideous new-age tantric jazz hippie, it was perfectly possible to hate him for being the frontman of one of the dullest groups of the 80s. His mom-friendly reggae inflections combined with the band's annoyingly competent musicianship to create five LPs of declawed, phony new wave pabulum for yuppies, critics and girls. Now that we know that Sting dreams of blue turtles, lies in fields of gold and performs with Yo-Yo Ma at the Olympics, there is not a single reasonable excuse for not hating him. Why should we care that he's rejoining his band and returning to his rock roots? His rock roots sprouted into a majestic oak of crap, the horror of which no musician alive can ever hope to match, unless Dave Matthews gets blasted with radiation and mutates into an atomic superpussy. Fuck the Police.
GR
USA

uhhhhh...... Markie Post? Seems like something that dumb cunt would do.
Paste Pot Pete
USA

Guess who pulled up to wachusett yesterday morning at 830 only to realize he left his ski jacket shell at home? Guess who was a bit cold yesterday?
KOL
USA

You should see my PHS yearbook photo. you really should. Proof that I was way uncool even back in 1993. Too bad I dont have one. Someone dig it up and I give you major props on my BLOG about local politiks
Paste Pot Pete
USA

What should I make myself for a snack?
something sweet, limited ingredients
USA

Sometimes the gods who control the outcomes of various sporting events shower me with gifts.
Ha Ha Losers
USA

Love the Irish and all but that frickin bagpipe is the soundtrack to my migrane induced shooting spree.
bob D. Illin'
USA

Begorrah this meat pie tastes just like me sister!
Phil McCracken

the only question is, when he comes in from the bullpen do they play 'heaven must be missing an angel' or 'it only takes a minute'. either would be way fuckin' high-larious.
dirty

Kill me I'm Irish.
Erin Go Blow Me
USA

Julian =GOD'S CLOSER
maybe mj:(
USA

granted it was twatford but...robbo from 250 feet? that's farther than cora can throw. julian for closuh.
dirty

What's the matter with posing with pets? Or is that a reference to some snake owners?
GR
USA

chong ruined it for everyone when he posed for his phs yearbook photo with his collection of wicked lifelike McFarlane dolls
or so I've been told
USA

What if I shave my eyebrows into swastikas?
for my PHS yearbook photo
USA

Are pink izods with the collar up considered a political statement?
buffy
USA

yeah but at least you can watch footie on the TV.
patse
USA

The School Committee this week approved a restrictive new yearbook-photo policy that prohibits "props, instruments, pets, athletic equipment, hobby items, vehicles" and other items from senior pictures. Clothing must be "modest" and "free of slogans and/or political expressions," and students must pose in a "traditional" indoor or outdoor background.
looks like PHS has wikked PMS
Paste, Pot Pete

go cross. been watching lotsa ncaa crap on accounta bein' home sick. winthrop's fun. buncha spazzes. yes we have no playoffs don. wicked suckenzee.
dirty

I figured GR would be at Moynihan's watching the Crusader game tonight.
bosyphilis
USA

I still can't belive AC signed Ronaldo. I was positive he was going to come to the US with Beckham and revive the Cosmos!
TS
USA

They've taken skinny TOO FAR!
Karen
USA

The empty stage really is so poetic, isn't it?
deep
USA

Do U like ur rock hard?
KOL
USA

TAKE GR TO 3PM BIG WORLD FOR BIRTHDAY AFTER APPLEBEES!!
mj:(
USA

Big World 3pm at Jimmy's.
Alert KOL
USA

Neither deserves playoffs. I guess nesn figured you don't get too many Bruins wins so they better replay that, even if it is a SO.
dontrel
USA

figger MESN has last night's bruins game 'stead of Rice-K. I would recommend viewing the Ovechkin shootout goal b/c it's cuckoo but otherwise, gotta wait for the Habs' erimination home-and-home Don(nybrook) next week.
dirty

Don, is it OK to call him Rice-K?
dirty

Sox on now with D-ice
Ray Collins
USA

oh and ronaldo is the world's most gi-normous labia. proving once again how superior to footie ice hockey really is.
dirty

No i'm excited about UEFA *and* an upcoming beating of Chelski for the second time this year....third if you count that coulda-shoulda draw on their pitch last week. it's just not the same picking on osama's arsenal team when they're....so....foreign.
dirty

dirty is just excited because spurs are in the top ten for the first time since the Spice Girls broke up.
non-flying dutchman
USA

I can't wait to take GR to Applebee's for her special birthday dinner! I even asked the waitstaff to sing the 'birthday song'. !!!!11
KOL
USA

So you were destined for all that filthy lucre at the library at a young age.
bob D. Illin'
USA

On my 12th birthday: after being with the label for just six days The Sex Pistols were fired from A&;M due to pressure from other label artists and its Los Angeles head office. 25,000 copies of God Save The Queen were pressed and the band made £75,000 ($127,500) from the deal. They only did it 'cause of fame. Who? Not EMI!
GR
USA

You talk about football club that doesn't have Ronaldo/Rooney/Giggs you may as well talk about MLS.
Paste Pot Pete
USA

three spurs in england; zero gooners. figures. buncha smelly fur'ners. we have a blinkin' TEEN and you got gobshite x. peterpuller. smelly. smelly. smelly.
dirty

freddy clubfoot = awesome
I heart him
USA

THis is Freddy--clubfoot
GR
USA

Plus, I am in love with that blue-eyed Julie who looks somewhat like a defecatur regular named clubfoot.
GR
USA

Please, no Totos! Thems little dawgs gotz some smelly fur.
GR
USA

Would go to Wachussett but Mitch's got me stick
ps
USA

Would that be the fellow piscean that somebody with the initials GR alluded to last week...?
I'm getting you Aiden, the purebred cairn terrier from the Potter League for your birthday
USA

don't know if any mark ryden fans aboot.
Tree
USA

PS I know someone whose got a birthday tommorree.
KOL
USA

Um..go to wachusett sunday?
KOL
USA

What's going on for St. Paddy's day
Dark Beer
USA

All sarcasm and hipsterness aside, I was greatly looking forward to seeing Diamond Dave fronting VH this summer :(
The Sneak
USA

Of course band members hate each other, but why can't they put aside their differences for the love of the music?! I just want to see Pink Floyd and the Smiths reunite (not all together) for one damn concert before I die!
TS
USA

this is a PC website! The correct terminology is Penis Van Lesbian.
muddy Briefz
USA

Listen, if you're going to imposter dirty at least make it intelligible.
jeez
USA

"dirty" imposter = senseless rambler
?
USA

Why can't I prowl amongst the power tools?
Hey, Dick Van Don? What's up with that?
USA

Dude, you sell Sawzalls? I thought you was boats?
Do you love sawzalls? DO YOU LOVE SAWZALLS!
USA

what's weird/sad about the r&;r hall of fame (or maybe it makes it excellent) is that all the bands alwaya hate each other by the time they are inducted and of course hated each other when they were forced into a contract with each other during their heyday-so it's always like some weird hate reunion with a bunch of idiots. Am I right. i mean, VAN HALEN gets inducted and Anthony and Hagar attend. Don't get me wrong I'm a Hagar fan and a WICKED Anthony fan but you know, what's up? You knwo what, nothing's up. it great the way it is.
mj:(
USA

I'm assuming you're referring to Don's Dick Van Dykeness? Combined with tools? Not sure.
GR
USA

Let's back up to Don walkin' into Woodworker's Warehouse for a sec. Enjoy the visual. Don, routers, Don, bandsaws, Don, scrollsaw blades, Don, teak oil, Don, dovetail jigs, Don. Think perhaps I've made my point.
dirty

Um don...why do you hurt me by not buying your woodworking supplies from us?
KOL
USA

So I walk into the Auto Zone and find an employee berating some customers with "Do you love your car! Huh? Do you? DO YOU LOVE YOUR CAR!" And the berated customers proceed to leave quickly. Much laughter ensues. Not three days later I walk into Wood Workers Warehouse and find the same heckler/worker dude behind the counter, sans witty reparté this time though. (So the question is: bipolar go-get-um dude with 2 jobs or fired dude with a new one?)
don
USA

Advance notice: Alice Cooper, Golf Monster: My Twelve Steps to Becoming a Golf Addict** Cooper, Alice. Crown (Random House). ISBN-13: 9780307382658. ISBN-10: 0307382656. $24.95. 288 pages. The provocative rock star describes his love affair with golf, reflecting on how he discovered the game, how it helped him overcome a self-destructive downward spiral into alcoholism, and how he evolved from hacker to scratch golfer to serious Pro Am competitor.
GR
USA

6 new tunes and no band yet. drat!
KOL
USA

Only Sammy Hagar and Michael Anthony showed up to be inducted?
GR
USA

don't forget to wipe from front to front
Marcel
USA

holy
fuck
USA

mj:( gives
birth!
USA

I was ten feet away from YOUK on Sunday. He's hot, but he's no TEK.
TS
USA

Yes, there actually was a lunar eclipse the other night. I was not seeing things. So there.
GR
USA

Any juicy "somethinggates" going on around here while I've been on the road selling my wares from out back my Buick to housewives coast to coast?
ps
USA

Hey remember me? Some of us have to actually work around here. Not for nuthin' but YOUK looks a little special in that picture. You know what I mean. Kinda Lester special. Rights?
mj:(
USA

YOUK snacks on da pills.
DFO
USA

I didn't know TS was lovin' on YOUK so hard these days
who knew?
USA

Mmmm! Thank you, Don. Too bad it cuts off the dreamy Varitek thighs...
TS
USA

I found TS her new dream desktop.
don
USA

If any of you guys have curly hair, when you go to to the hairdresser you should say that you're going to have you "poodle re-noodled"
is this funny?
USA

Comic book jokes are 4 losers.
Paste Pot Pete
USA

Comic book jokes?
don
USA

what? my name is....what? my name is....what? my name is.... Chicka chicka SLIM SHADY!
Slam Bradley
USA

I heard TS is looky for some tasty GYRO balls
Jason WHO?
USA

it was today
I'm sorry, I meant today he swung by in his new Porche
USA

today
no, KOL came by in his NEW PORSCHE
USA

For GR
liberryians
USA

Last I heard they got bumped by an Anna Nicole thingy, then St Patsies day,
then the puppet show
USA

Hey whatever happened to the sidemen's band making the cover of that local rag? I have not seen it yet...
KOL
USA

And here I was trying to come up with a tube steak joke for TS and her new Asian boy toy.
Terriaki Tube Steak? Sushi Pipe?
USA

Well, I've changed some lyrics in my head to now say: downing a tube steak at midnight.
GR
USA

Batting cages soon don.
KOL
USA

oh yea! well I bought a lacrosse ball for $3.99 and played catch with myself against a brick wall. And then I stole a couple rocks.
don
USA

Kol swung by with his new porsche.
Paste Pot Pete
USA

Paste pot pete, I am familiar with that one.
KOL
USA

KOL, uhhhh buy a porsche?
Paste Pot Pete
USA

I just got home from the best road trip ever -- 3 hours to Fort Myers to see ZZ Top play to a crowd of leather vested, mulleted rednecks; attended the 50-something-annual shrimp festival; and stood in line for 2 hours to get standing room tickets to see the love of my life, Jason Varitek (and the rest of the RED SOX) lose to the Orioles.
TS
USA

Happy Birthday, MJ!
TS
USA

Happy birthday fellow pisceans!
GR
USA

Oh you mean like when yeti signed off with his "best lurk ever" that was soon found out to be a direct quote from a 1990's SNL skit?
don
USA

good lurk name...?
Billy Ray Cyborg
USA

yesterday was my birthday
M "makes Keith Richards look like a newborn" J:(
USA

no. but i hear it was lifted from a jourbey website from the 70's anyeay/
paste pot ete
USA

did anybody archive that shiz? (Sorboni not wif's stiff)
don
USA

just like that time i was watching an ed bradley special and my penis moved a little.
WiF
USA

That was a magical moment in time never to be replicated.
don
USA

So true.
GR
USA

only funny thing on myspace EVER was the master/devrav/sorbani stuff. still no idea who that was. except it was probably brien.
Paste Pot Pete
USA

oh you mean those kids POSING as ENDGEN like they did for like 5 years?!
sorboni banerjee
USA

You know what they say: "You can sleep when someone else is dead"
this mortal coil
USA

i ask MJ why Don never hangs out. she say "he way too busy not writing bennysizzler songs."
Paste Pot Pete
USA

watch out! endgen is back...
...seriously
USA

poo
ASS
shit, dung fecal matter

and while your at it why don you mary him
!!!
USA

now you love shill
lover!
USA

Sorry mj:(. Reading 38 Pitches blog does not constitute work.
Bob D. Illin'
USA

Hey Sneak. Name it Columbine Necktie.
Rad Guy Who Says Rad Things
USA

since i'm sleep deprived it took me a little linger to realize that kol's post was actually REALLY MEAN
ps
USA

Some of us have to work around here. You think this lurk pays for itself? What day is it? Leeron I like your movie.
mj:(
USA

I have a horror clown rap rock band now.
Violent Sneaky Hatchet Posse
USA

Headed down basement again don?
Bob D. Illin'
USA

Can someone fed-ex me a Columbian necktie.
don
USA

MMMMM!!!! Someone FedEx me a fresh plate of stuffies from Trinty Brewhouse and I will reciprocate with a pile of Conch fritters and a bottle of Venezuelan Rum.
TS
USA

Quahogs generally require surpringly little care. Some corn meal in their water cleans 'em nicely. All but the largest love an invigorating cold water rinse, and the spa like conditions of a skillet with a little bit of white wine, water, and a little bit of garlic. They show their affection by popping open their shell after just a few minutes, not unlike how a dog will roll over to show you its belly.
KOL
USA

You don't have to be a star, baby, to be in my show!
Marilyn McCoo
USA

Here's our first Trailer for the Rocky Point movie.
Leeron
USA

I like them pet quahogs. I would name one "Don" and the other one "Bousquet"
but are they a lot of care?
USA

"You don't even NEED to tell me"
New policy for gays in the military
USA

"Bob D. illin'
Is this a good new lurk OP?
USA

New Atkins diet says human meat is best for maximum weight loss.
Jeffrey
USA

That's awesome. There's always room for mercenaria mercenaria in our kitchen.
KOL
USA

Up for adoption on CL. HA!
GR
USA

Sealing your grout sounds like a chastity thing.
The Sneak
USA

captain america being dead counts as a pop icon type story. It is news as millions of people know who he is. Some smart fuck writes a book and dies is not newsworthy in any fashion. It failes at that fashion. it is a fashion fai..... uhhh nevermind.
Paste Pot Pete
USA

I never sealed my grout...
ps
USA

I have been up all night. I caught a wink at 9am. Did you know squirrels sit on the feeder just to dump all the seed out? I saw a ghost. I still have not met deadline.
mj:(
USA

I am obviously not profiting from handling!
GR
USA

P.S. Dear Paste Pot Pete, forgive me for being so ridiculous as to suggest that news should be newsworthy. Let's forget about anything important and get back to talking about the demise of unitard-wearing fictional characters and Anna Nicole Smith. Love, TS
Total Simulacrum
USA

Double it. You should be charging for your time, not just for the product.
TS
USA

The funny thing is that I was debating not charging on shipping at all since the margins are so good. Whats the suggestion? Currently I have it set to $3 a shirt and $1 for a sticker or pins. Maybe up the pins to $2 shipping and the shirts to $4? I think I can put a shirt in one of those flat rate USPS priority envelopes and they are like $4.05....
Leeron
USA

I've been known to profit from the handling.
J. Carroll
USA

KOL is right. If you label it "shipping and handling" you can make the cost whatever you want. Then you can also profit from the handling.
Money Makin'
USA

Up them shipping costs, boy, or y'ain't fixin to make no money nohow!
KOL again
USA

Not bad. For a douche like you.
TS
USA

I took KOL's advice and setup ecommerce stuff using google checkout to hawk my Rocky Point movie swag. I cant beleive I actually got it to work. I still have a few things to fix and need to tweak layout, but I should have it on our real domain this weekend. I think it looks pretty good for a douche like me who has never done a website before.
Leeron
USA

knees shot? right hand permanently clawhanded? sounds like old girlfriend "BJ BETTY"!
Paste Pot Pete
USA

and after a quick google of Jean Baudrillard i have come to the conclusion that captain america is more important to society.
Paste Pot Pete
USA

uh, cause people know who the fuck CAPTAIN AMERICA is?
Paste Pot Pete
USA

Grouting is complete--sealing left to do. And yes, my knees are now officially shot--they didn't really need much to get there. Plus my right hand seems to be permanently in a clawlike position from holding trowels.
GR
USA

WHY did the death of Captain America make the front page of the New York Times yesterday and not the death of Jean Baudrillard?
TS
USA

Im MJ could read, she's read this.
Paste Pot Pete
USA

eat sh*t and die, deep stink
pgit
USA

I heard a dead guy wrote all your songs. Is that true?
cool
USA

songwritergate is pgit free.
deep stink
USA

mmmmmmmmmm...iggy...vacuums to relax.....
'piggit'
USA

Miami isn't THAT sad. It's just not THAT great. At least it's warm outside and the view from my apartment is decent.
TS
USA

so not talkin' shit 'bout any lurkers... i'm just sayin'
pgit
USA

I know, I mean of the 3 people here 1 of them was overheard talking about 2 of the others by a fourth. Now that's like a 133% lurk saturation rate. No wonder it is sooo scandalous.
Math Guy
USA

yeah, compare to songwritegate, asspacegate is lame. i agree
Paste Pot Pete
USA

What about songwritergate? Whatever happened to that?
fuck assspace gate. assspace gate=naptime
USA

KOL would drive 3 hours to watch Wild Hogs - Ghost Rider double feature. ..... Cause he's mad about bikes!
Edward Snortin
USA

Can I join the new group?
Edward Snortin
USA

ZZ Top is tops but is Miami that sad? Finally. A good band name.
Bosyphilis
USA

Asspacegate is over. No one survived. Dozens mourn. New band name : CHERNOBALLS!.... Ist song : It hurts when I pee (but love will never die).
Paste Pot Pete
USA

if i turn on my tv to watch bananas in pajamas, does that make me gay?
my dirty sox smell like chee-tos
USA

If I drive 20 minutes to see Grammas Pajamas does that make me sad?
mj:(
USA

If I call OP "aldirta" a idiot does that make me a bad person?
does it?
USA

No way. Confederacy Of dunces is funnier than Choke by Chuck Puhlaniuk.
K-O-L
USA

re: Confederacy of Dunces- most over-rated POS in decades
use it as a doorstop
USA

If I drive 3 hours to the west coast of Florida this weekend to see ZZ Top, does that make me a redneck?
TS
USA

If I eat a peanut-butter and jelly on organic wheat bread with natural peanut-butter without any partially hyrdogenated oils and corn syrup free jelly does that still make me a 6 year old?
Bosyphilis
USA

I suppose that's better than Jugh Hackman Overgene.
Pol Pot
USA

new song : Hugh Jackman Overdrive
Paste Pot Pete
USA

I think a new song should be called "chaise longue" or lounge as you amuricans say it.
Lounger
USA

kol, check milkmail
Paste Pot Pete
USA

new benny song "deathtounge". weird. thats one hell of a coincidence.
Paste Pot Pete
USA

#173 on the charts
LeBeaux Culdesac Romance
USA

I have some lyrics: "RUN WITH THE DEVIL, SHOUT SATAN'S MIGHT. DEATHTONGUE DEATHTONGUE. THE BEAST RISES TONIGHT"
KOL
USA

Don, I lost your email so ill just tell you here. No I don't have a copy of the lyric sheet to the new MY Chemical Romance cd that I can fax you. Also I wouldn't know where to find guitar "tabs" for it either. On an unrelated note, I can't wait to hear that new song you've been writing!
Paste Pot Pete
USA

juice pipe.
juice pipey-pipe
USA

wow. looks like your OP woke up on the wrong side of the lurk.
ouch
USA

define 'griefer': but do they like come in and shit and say "oh you have ASS bugs" etc etc?" 'net griefers are like romanians and one other set of people i can think of: furtive, verminous, contributing nothing while whining about everything. lie like rugs then whine more when caught. excellent genocide candidates, griefers.
aldirta

I heard GR lost her knees a long time ago if you know what I mean...
Durty Lurky
USA

okay thanks. but do they like come in and shit and say "oh you have ASS bugs" and, "you need to get rid of them for 2000 bucks because your ASS will fall off" etc etc?
t.t.b.s.dude who wasn't born yesterday
USA

Some give a free estimate.
TermiteS
USA

Also, to all the homeowners out there- what did you pay for heat last 30 days? I just got my bill and was delighted to learn that I owe 225 bucks for the pleasure of freezing my fucking tits off to the tune of 55 degrees.
t.t.b.p.
USA

do exterminators come over for free to give you a looksee...?
t.t.b.p.
USA

telltale buckshot person....if you own the property (or the bank does) you're silly to not call exterminator. their prices will start rising very very soon given 'busy season'
aldirta

Sweet! I'll trade you this tile saw I got just laying around.
don
USA

Don I will have the Asheton/Fred Sonic Smith band box set for you...soon.
KOL
USA

And everyone has said to me--oh, that's the easy part. WRONG! I know grouting is the worst. Say so long to my knees.
GR
USA

Are you taking Ambien? Maybe you are using power tools in your sleep.
TS
USA

have TS add some Raid to her coffee delivery.
Kills Sebastian Bach Dead
USA

Doesn't a ONE of my lurk aliases know the meaning of the word, DEADLINE?!
mj:(
USA

grout sucks hard. rub. rub. rub. rub. rub. rub. rub. wipe. wipe. wipe. wipe. wipe. wipe. wipe. wipe. wipe. rub. rub. rub. rub. rub. rub. rub.
don don't like exercise
USA

Guys, many of you caused me great concern with your flippant remarks about the structure of my home being eaten away by wood boring insects. Well I'll have you know I haven't seen any of the telltale "buckshot-sized holes" I should be seeing if it they were, indeed, powderpost friends. So now what.
Anonymous Home Owner
USA

Just make sure your deep vein thrombosis is in check-if you know what I mean...
got the DVTs
USA

Secret link for Dice-K Sox game
Ray Collins
USA

Tiling is done...tonight we grout as long as my Pyloric Valve doesn't start acting up!
KOL
USA

Hey how'd that tile job come out?
mj:(
USA

I hereby declare Wif = Ignatius Reilly. I'm reading A Confederacy of Dunces, and the eerie similarities are there...
The Sneak
USA

MERRY FITZMAS! Only took 5 years to nail one of the fucks responsible for murdering a half million Iraqis and three thousand Americans. As to the in-flight emission, I've got more frequent musher miles on the Antartic than flyer-miles (that is, none).... Not that that article didn't plant an idea in my head for my first flight.
WiF
USA

That is a beautiful story about the dude ejaculationg on another passenger. Thank you. TS, you might freeze your bits off if you come up here. But I'll still take that coffee.
mj:(
USA

scooter libby guilty on 4 of 5 counts. buh-bye.
aldirta

Wif loves college kids
wif
USA

(what I wouldn't give to get out of this shit town and fire all my menial architecture clients)
TS
USA

I'll bring you a coffee!
TS
USA

Bantam = better than any of your sad attempts at bands!
and they don't have a lame MySpace either
USA

Weird, my homepage is the Bantam website.
Gail
USA

DON HOMEPAGE=CHONG MYSPACE
LAME!!!!!!!!!
USA

Could someone get me a coffee?
what I wouldn't give to have someone go out in the cold and bring me back a hot steaming joe
USA

Looks more and more like I'll be needing that revenge gig.
Ching
USA

Don = the Ron Borges of rock. DON BORGES!!! I WIN TEH INTERNETZ!!!!! LOL!!!
TOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!
USA

I'd email MJ but he doesn't write his own responses. He just forwards old DON emails and calls them his own.
Chong
USA

MJ has my emale. Ask him.
KOL
USA

You're not on myspace any more! Does that mean I should change my homepage?
Bosyphilis
USA

ok, anyone have kol emailz? i not on myspace anymore.
Chong
USA

chong, send him my response too. Then tell tale of assspacegate.
please
USA

and you thing songwritegate is funny, wait till I can tell the tale of fids assspacegate
Paste Pot Pete
USA

KOL I would but i dont think I have your emailz.
choangz
USA

Chong send me message with funny songwriting shitstabbing for great humor? Please?
KOL
USA

Well well well welly well. Looks like "Songwriting Gate" just got a little funnier. (or sadder). Okay. Definately took a turn for the sad
welly welly well
USA

Handy Tile Saw Rental trick: 1) Goto Home Depot and buy $100 power tile wet saw 2) Get all HGTV with that shit and tile your bathroom 3) Clean saw and return to Home Depot. Get $100 Back. 4) Smash the state! If you notice at HD at least 1/2 the saws on the shelf at any given time are open box. I have actually had really good luck with these cheapie tile saws. Im sure the rental rig is better quality, but Ive done 2 baths and a backsplash without a problem...
Leeron
USA

When I even hear the word tile I have to go to my special place.
don
USA

Thanks, Leeron. Just rented one up this morning for a cool $75 plus tax. Wish I weren't so dumb not to have paid for it on Sat. We'd be done by now if so. I think we both wanted to cry last night. My girlish figure is suffering from all this takeout. Well, I guess it's been suffering for years now.
GR
USA

Tiling indeed suxorz. We have had a tile backsplash missing the final bottom row for a year and a half now. Awesome. I do have a tile saw if still needed (Handy for me to offer this right after the weekend).
Leeron
USA

check COX email addy. i send funny info
Paste Pot Pete
USA

Damn you all to hell for making me think I have wood boring insects. Like I don't have enough to worry about.
anonymous
USA

By the way, who posted that shit about Ami James being cool? Because I see those boys all over town and they are anything but.
TS
USA

It could be termites...you better check that shit out.
TS
USA

not to mention how the fuck boring was THAT conversation for the poor suck who had to "listen"
jesus that shit is funny
USA

Oh yeah well I heard that "Jif" doesn't even write his own "POEMS"
???do tell???
USA

shit talker rhyme with Jif. one of the stranger second hand conversations ive heard. really
ching
USA

BTW I hate tiling. It never ends! Also, who is the phantom shit talker? Make with a name, boy! I saw that shower...I peed in it while the 'band' was 'rehearsing' 'new' 'songs.'
KOL
USA

In my country, powder post beetle is dericacy.
Andrew Dice-K

was=what; driveay=driveway damn you all TO HELL.
85 FUCKME

yeah we had powder post beetles and yeah they left stuff like that behind. they can suck a lot if ignored. carpenter ants, you can see the damage and fix it. powder post you can be unaware of 'til shit starts fallin' over. not being alarmist; that is exactly was we were told, and i am certainly no pro. but it's worth havin' that shit checked out.
dirty

sign here, date here, initial here. then bust my balls about the driveay being icy. excellent. bad time to break out into gene wilder singing 'dressed up like a million dollar trooper'. i felt like frau blucher's crotch.
dirty

umm...I kind of have an embarrassing home question to ask. I was told that this website "This Old" would be able to help me. Does anyone know what a fine, brown sawdust could be? It's too fine for carpenter ants. Seems to be coming from my floor boards or sill. I find it in the basement on to