Dorothy Mantooth is a saint!
muddy Briefz
USA

IT'S RANDOLPH! GOD! You guys are so mean.
R. Mantooth
USA

look at little randall, trying and failing to take the moral high ground.
KOL
USA

hey dots, shut up. i think your dunkin donuts is getting cold
Dwight
USA

Do any of you excellent fans of the band think the lurk needs a pinch?
BSTC
USA

In fact, I WON'T ask you on accounta I don't appreciate your homophobic vibe.
Randolph Mantooth
USA

more like randall manlove if you ask me. go ahead, ask me.
KOL
USA

Okay. I will comment you back. "You ROCK! Thanks for the add!"
Randolph Mantooth
USA

Thanks for the add! MANTOOTH YOU R 2 HOTT!!! luv ya! Comment me back yo!
Huntley Haverstock.
USA

Hi. With all due respect I've been trying to follow this blog but honestly, I think I'd be better entertained by reading some band's MySpace comments. Might any of you have one of those I could become a member of of? I've been told that I am very prompt at "commenting back". Thanks
Randolph Mantooth
USA

Can bore-moans kill a lurk?
Stu in accounts payable.
USA

Can hormones lift a car?
Dwight
USA

I'm so mad I can't even look anybody in the EYES!
Dwight D.T.
USA

It may have been the abundant acne that was having a bit of a scrum on the kids face wot made him so angered.
bosyphilis
USA

kol that is so fummy why don u cover it with ED'S BALLS!!!!
mj:(
USA

oh my god oh my god hey you guys! all this speak about losers reminds me that i actually met the most disgruntled teenager of my life yesterday in the job lot parking lot. he was the son of a friend's g/f. he was disgruntled like you READ ABOUT! IT WAS AWESOME!!
mj:(
USA

Loser grande is Shawn Merriman. Did he even play yesterday? What a bonehead.
ed
USA

I say the accent pillows because they are the ones that someone's ass will be upon.
Randolph Mantooth
USA

the mom.
Colt Stevens
USA

So here's the contest. Who is the loser grandé? The 31 year old guy who gets caught shopping with his mother as she picks him out a nice winter jacket, or the fella who gets caught shopping for accent pillows with his girlfriend?
We Are Marshalls
USA

That's cool...I hope you don't mind that I'm going to re-cover the amp in soft brown corduroy and spray paint "punx above the influence" on the grill cloth. I really think it will give it a cool new look. Maybe you can use it on the next tour?
KOL
USA

Oh.That's okay about that Spectra. It didn't have that much sentimental value. I mean, I only tracked with it on the God Didn't Make No Little Green Apples sessions with Carole Kaye...
mj:(
USA

Hi. I'm nu here. Can anybody show me the ropes? Btw, I believe this to be the best blog on the web. I would love to be part of the community. Thanks
Randolph Mantooth
USA

Thanks KOL, Thanks alot.
Huntley Haverstock.
USA

The Spectra sits silently in the corner whilst I figure out what is wrong with it. Power supply issues. Will be fixed before returned.
KOL
USA

Karen's Carpenter's voice is ACHING with emotion you dum fuk
Throw the baby out with the SOUP
USA

You know I'm just a girl in da world. Thats all they'll let me be. toby's band lacks the required cleaveage to hold my interest.
Soup
USA

YOU ALL OLD BASTRDS NEED SOME FUCKen MOISTURIZER!
Toby Toberknackyworth
USA

don' forget fred kendala bong everybody!
NEVER FORGET
USA

CNN is reporting in it's entertainment news for this weekend that Muddy has returned to the lurk, and will be seeking to take up that whacky Dopey Lopes character on his Rock and Roll challenge/party gig. Check the link at www.cnn.com/entertainment?/11507WEedition@@@@/Muddy/Kimfer/Overlord/.asp
Lurk McGuirk
USA

O.K. I understand that this is way late (you see, I haven't tons of time to hold forth on the lurk), but here goes: Hey Soup Karen Carpenter's voice was NOT entirely devoid of emotion; it was totally FULL...of HAPPY. You should try it. :)3>==I
SOUPYKOLDORISA
USA

yeah we'll open for y'all!
violENtgen
USA

That name sucks
btw
USA

Anybody wanna open for my band Violent Lace at Alhambra's on the 25th?
Gregg
USA

hi. i like your band?
Rockin' Susan
USA

comment me back!!!!! lol!!!
ps
USA

hey how's that explosive Spectra treating you?
mj:(
USA

I have a new 5 watt amp. It's so awesome.
KOL
USA

you MIGHT have issues
if you are in a band
USA

Hey, thanks, GR! My wallets are perkier than I remember!
mj:(
USA

Thank you for your shame.
myspace/sex_organs
USA

And a lil somethin' for Chong. And I'm done.
GR
USA

I found pictures of MJ's wallets on the interweb!
GR
USA

what is sex organ
mj:(
USA

MMMM...sweet and sour pork.
GR
USA

I can't even play the organ.
GR
USA

So.......which one of you is 'ashamed of their sex organs'? Ed? Wif? GR? Muddy? MJ? Don?
Investigator
USA

uggg
Chong
USA

sometimes I'm ashamed of my sex organs
prefer to remain anonymous
USA

All Hail the Kings of Rock!! Let their triumphant guitars ring!!
Manuel Lewis
USA

speaking of wigs, what up with hanks' squirrel?
wtf
USA

hey wig dog guy, are you really that dude from endgen
wtf
USA

The best Hanks ever did.
GR
USA

THEN THE KING OF ALL DOGS CAME HOME AND DECREED THE MAN GET OUT OF BED AND CLEAN UP THE MESSES! AND THE KING WAS WEARING THE WIGS! THE WIGS FROM UP IN THE TREES!
THE CREEPS
USA

An old dog barked softly at me in the moonlight and with aged, yet all knowing and penetrating eyes, insisted I rise from the bed and throw his toy down the hallway again. I quietly mused how the strange rhythm of this game we played was almost a metaphor for life itself. Then I drank a beer, chased it with some NyQuil, watched an episode of Mr Show, and fell asleep.
KOL
USA

THE DOGS SEE THE CREEPS! SEE THE DOGS WEAR THE WIGS! THE WIGS ARE IN THE TREES!
THE CREEPS
USA

who here maybe thinks it's a bad idea that mj started vounteering at local shelter...?
mj:(
USA

...note to "ugh": Matisyaheeb was booked?
Clownface

I s'pose I'd pay to see Crouch in the MLS. Then again, Ching pays to see Crotch.
dirty

who the fuck 13 year old would want Aerosmith, Don Henley, Tom Petty, Stevie Nicks and Kenny G at their fuckin bat mitzvah. figures the father is a DEFENSE contractor. Ripping off the government and provinding crap entertainment for his crotch dropping
ugh
USA

Thank you Mario but our princess is in another castle.
Toad
USA

Beckham to galaxy. Dempsey to Fulham. Doris to Dunkin Donuts.
michael chang
USA

Beats the fuck outta ... uhhh ...
Paul Hewson

Muddy doesn't talk anymore due to the departue of his half simeon friend the yeti. But beware Muddy is always lurking!
rocco plectrumi
USA

I heard that Muddy's set consisted of him sitting in a hot tubb onstage chillin' with some buddies
just what i heard
USA

No, no, you misheard. He really got fucked hard at the benefit.
The Jerk
USA

It is good to see that the lurk has resumed it's usual boredom...Where the fuck is Muddy Waters? He's one of the few interesting lurkers remaining. Plus, I hear he rocked some fucking hard at the Randy benefit...
Chet Bakersfield
USA

I don't have much of a schedule. I am ready any time for the all star jamz.
kol
USA

LILY MUNSTER IS DEAD! LONG LIVE SPOT!
THE CREEPS
USA

THE LOBSTER SAW THE SAUSAGES!
THE CREEPS
USA

yawn = the few, the whiny, the helpless to effect change.
dirty

How much you wanna bet I can throw this lurk over that mountain?
Uncle Rico
USA

How could you possibly know that?
Tony Orlando and Yawn
USA

the lurk is lamer than my dick on a staurday night
yawn
USA

i WAS i WAS i tell ye. damn you all to hell. and i didn't spill me beer. besides, the home team provides gi-normous hefty bags (due to general "hockey" "play") every game. un petit bag du degorger would overflow by the end of first period, mais non?
dirty

Hey MJ, feel THIS
Capt. EXTREE Obvious
USA

KOL, no need to rehearse, we just FEEL the music, MAN!
mj:(
USA

From the WiF lecture series archives
Entertainment Complex
USA

MJ WHEN R WE GOING 2 RE-HEARSE
KOL
USA

The thing about the "chillin' with the buddies in the hot tub" is like, well, who EVER wants to bathe or shower?!!! I mean I DON'T. And sitting around FOR RECREATION in standing water?!!! With your buddies?!! How dumb/boring is that? Unless you're surfing in it don't go in it.
mj:(
USA

Steve Leper tried to get me in his hot tub and I called bullshit on that.
Bosyphilis
USA

As long as your friends aren't Lepers the group hot tub is ok. If they are lepers, it's gonna end up one big bowl of man-soup. And no one likes man-soup.
Huntley Haverstock
USA

Oh come on! Everyone I know hangs out in hot tubs with they homies. Its cool, don't be skeered. PS the hot water prevents any embarassing 'shrinkage' moments.
Maybe Muddy, maybe not
USA

After watching one too many Cribs, the thing I still don't get is the "chillin' with the buddies" in the hot tub...
Honky Stew
USA

It's Yothers, dum ass
Tina Yathers
USA

ed I finally got your xmas card!
you know who
USA

Elvis is still the patron saint of prescription painkillers.
ed
USA

Holy shit. Gail Force reads the lurk?
KOL
USA

Guys, remember me? I just saw that you had two spims so i got rid of them for you. No worries. gail call me.
BSTC
USA

straight up racist that sucker was simple and plain. mutherfuck him and john wayne
LL Cool Jazzy Chong
USA

kol, when you're on a poster down at the post office Iet me know
elvis didn't mean shit to me
USA

Happy Elvis' Birthday, everyone.
ed
USA

wow. who needs the subscription to STAR that I have when weston estherhazy fills us in all the hollywood news!
I really really do have a subscription to STAR
USA

Those kids sure smoked.
Gavin KOL
USA

Apparently, Tina Yathers, Michael J. Fox's younger sister on the late smash hit sitcom Family Ties is really 51 years old. Yeah, apparently it's true. Apparently, Dick Sargent, the second and more excellent Darren on the television show Bewitched, was turned into a fish on the last episode and they forgot to turn him back, and he was abandoned in a bucket of water at the wrap party, so if anyone out there has seen a large pike that keeps going "It's Darren, not Derwood" please contact his agent at the William Morris agency. He's up for a small but excellent supporting best friend role in Splash 2. Apparently, Robert Vaughan, former man from U.N.C.L.E., and host of the late night television sensation Discover, is being sued by his career for defamation of character. It should prove to be an interesting case. As Hollywood rumour has it, Mr. Vaughan died 10 years ago and is in reality right now just a hand puppet. Well I really gotta go, OK? But remember, before I go, everything that I've just told you is a secret just between you, me, and the superstars involved. And please, don't judge, they can't help themselves. They're celebrities. Bye. Oh, no pictures. Bye. Bye. Apparently, the purple-clad gender-bending rock star, Prince, is not really a prince at all, just a guy from Minnesota. What a liar!
Weston Esterhazy
USA

Was that in the book, too? Wow, you're famous.
Weston Esterhazy
USA

Hey look its Groovie Ghoulies, Double Nuthins and The Heaters at Lupos in 1998. Damn I'm on a rolllllll.
KOL
USA

hi
mj:(
USA

Sure, sometimes I call it Jumbo Tron. But I'll tell you this once and once only. DIRTY WAS NEVER ON IT.
Tron
USA

Just got signed to a hot new label.
Basement Rock Solutions
USA

kol, now your nu b@nd, "Comedic Solutions" needs a poster!
ComedicSolutions.com
USA

Did I read where Dirty was on the jumbotron? Did they provide bags du vomette for the patrons?
hahahhahahha
USA

maybe i have no idea who fucking saves the day is allright? its probably some shit band you got for christmas from some stupid nephew or something
d.a.
USA

much like a bird, this joke went over your head.
Birdhead
USA

dude uou have to play the old school emo lke "rock togethr, mow together' today's emo don't do lawns
dumass
USA

I've been playing a saves the day CD out the front window. I'm hoping my lawn turns EMO and starts cutting itself.
Huntley Haverstock
USA

Dude I'm STILL at that show. The haymakers are just wrapping up their set now.
Chong Lee
USA

Hey so I was at a friend's house yesterday watching football, and he had that "Art of Modern Rock: The Poster Explosion" book on his coffee table. So I'm leafing through it and see all sorts of flyers/posters for cool shows....and then I happen to notice that one of the posters in this $80 book is a pete cardoso poster for a HAYMAKERS/ELLISON show at the Met. My life is complete now.
KOL
USA

I don't
Colt Stephvens
USA

Who thinks my new lurk name should be: Hard Corey?
Someone who needs a new identidy
USA

Speaking to Mrs. Chong's actions with nintendo remote: Once, an unnamed lurker hit dog on head with tv remote out of frustration and attempt to discipline after big dog fight in livng room finished. This action caused big fight to start all over again.
Not mj:(
USA

Hey r3tard pleze learn to spell me name if ur gonna imperon8 me
Colt SteVens
USA

Lurk remains surrounded by and loaded with lameness in general
Colt Stephens
USA

i am posting from my nintendo wii. i am nurd. now for some donkey kong jr.
chong
USA

ok time to completely hang a curveball for tron. went to bruins today + roving crowd cameraman = appeared on jumbotron.
bev cicilline

Cheers GR, you've shown me a chubby ugly chick who can't dance....
yx
USA

Bad news. M'name's not Pete. Stop WORRYING.
Steve from Pioneer

dirty hates beer and dexter is straightedge
just what i heard
USA

...no beer though...
.

dex and doris for pats game in fostah on the big screen. i will spend the entire half time saying "worrying" exactly like pioneer pete. who's in.
dirty

i think every time pioneer pete goes into the studio, someone sprinkles black pepper on the script so he thinks there's a period after every fourth goddam syllable. i wouldn't trust that guy to bring in my empty recycling bin on garbage day, never mind fuck with my house's foundation. where's Face, i need a french drain damn you all to hell.
dirty

Agreed, worst crap evah!
GR
USA

I have the Final Solution to your basement problem.
Pioneer Steve
USA

Not that there's anything wrong with that.
ps
USA

that donut eatin disco diva has hoser written all over her. Or at least the video was shot in vancouver. am i right?
mj:(
USA

What is the dewey decimal number for donuts?
Cascada
USA

GR, thanks for making me click and waste 3 precious, precious minutes of my very important life
mj:(
USA

Holy shit, looks what's happenin' at the liberry!
GR
USA

Yeah, Paris Hilter. 10-2. Oy. I not only missed the TD, I missed the 2-point conversion. Bless you, Dwight K. Shrute.
dirty

Is this SORTA a Hilter moustache...?
Bringing Sexy Back
USA

did you submit a comment or 3...?
do tell
USA

Indeed. too bad all comments have to be approved.
nazis smazis
USA

Jack boots do not a Nazi make. Hell, any Facsist could get away with that look.
btw, Hitler RUINED that moustache
USA

our troops overseas are like nazis right? Is that okay? Am i wrong to say that?
Huntley Haverstock
USA

Prices are low because the terrorists are LOSING
I'm in agreeance
USA

Prices are low because our trroops are gaining control in the middle east.
Under the Butt Nut Hut
USA

SUV point and laugh. Oil prices fall below $55 per barrel.
WiF my NUTZ LOLZOMG!!!!
USA

Ten two what?
Back at ya
USA

Now that, my friend, is truly a cute nazi.
Jon Benet
USA

Oh and if any of you talk to Mrs Chong make sure you mention the time she punched the dog real hard in the face with my new nintendo remote. It's true, and FUNNY!
Chong
USA

I have to agree, sometimes Nazis ARE cute!
Chong
USA

I met FACE once. It's true. He was workin' under Don's hood if ya get my drift.
Chong
USA

any trouble with basements? I'm the man. Dig?
FACE
USA

wiF, can you make yourself useful getting busy "down there"?
just a suggestion
USA

only thing severed so far is the last vestiges of my being a contributing (ie.- w*rking) member of society.
WiF
USA

wif broke the lurk
great
USA

IT'S SO AWESOME AROUND HERE WITHOUT WIF!!!! oh..hi wif
mj:(
USA

Wif! I thought that severence package included severing your head from your bot-tay.
Good God Y'All. Say it Again.
USA

re: Wednesday, January 03, 2007 at 15:20:39 (EST), in a word blowme. That's right, ONE word.
WiF
USA

Benny Sizzler = the most passionate about basements. Lots of evidence to support this. Don't you have a song that goes "cigarillo...basement....passion"
Colt S
USA

COLT, you are NOT Colt! You are STEVE from PIONEER BASEMENTS!
I KNEW IT!!!
USA

Knowing as many pilots as I do, with 10's of thousands of hours between them, let me tell you that they have witnessed more than one weird and unexplainable phenom...
BELIEVE
USA

Damn straight I'm passionate about basements. I love them, and I love helping people.
Colt S
USA

muddy, has your band tried writing songs about farts yet and tried to stop trying? Just a marketing suggestion. It may make you group more popular with the "in" crowd
mj:(
USA

When I last saw a UFO (1989, San Francisco, south of Market), I was sprinkled with forgetful powder so I wouldn't discuss it with my companions for many years afterwards. Perhaps the lack of report in the log is the result of the forgetful powder?
GR
USA

the other funniest lurk of all time was: Tuesday, January 02, 2007 at 14:47:34 (EST) because it mentioned being "more passionate about basements" and that is a line stolen directly from the Pioneer Basements Company marketing standards booklet.
ps
USA

For real and sadly not that funny. I remember a day in 1987 when zdon actually said, with head hung down and the body language of a defeated warrior, "hardcore's dead".
mj:(
USA

Thursday, January 04, 2007 at 12:09:22 (EST)= funniest lurk post evar!
Chong Lee
USA

I did stupidface. I guess after so much time it sends you to non free site. now go suck wind.
Chong
USA

What the fuck happened to me? I used to get pissed that heavy metal killed hardcore. Now I'm pissed at the Chairman of the local Library Board. Grrrrrr.
zdon
USA

Then why didn't you linky the yahoo news url? Hmmm?
Your Sogay
USA

no you can't say that kuntley.
muddy Briefz
USA

The town of Middletown will call on the state attorney general's office to see if there is a way to remove the Middletown Public Library board of trustees. At the request of Town Councilman Robert J. Sylvia, Town Solicitor Francis S. Holbrook II was asked Tuesday night to contact the attorney general's office and inquire about whether the courts could bar trustees from conducting business and help oust the board that oversees the library on West Main Road. The inquiry stems from the trustees' conduct surrounding the much-publicized departure of Robert L. Balliot, who resigned in November after six years as the library's director. In other library-related news, the council unsealed the minutes from an Oct. 16 executive session discussion about the library and appointed former trustee Stephen E. Arendt to fill a vacancy on the board that expires in September. "It's clear that we have the right to appoint them, so to me, it's fairly obvious we should have the right to remove them," Sylvia said after the meeting in Town Hall. "The taxpayers of Middletown are held vicariously at risk for this and we can't just sit back and let it happen." Even before Balliot's departure, the library board was under intense criticism from patrons and local officials for allegedly trying to force him out because of pettiness and politics, claims trustees have refuted repeatedly. Since then, the council called on the volunteer group to resign - a step board of trustees members rejected last month. The council voted 5-2 - with Louis P. DiPalma and Edward J. Silveira Jr. against - to not accept the library board's Dec. 13 letter on the matter. Other than issuing the resignation request, town officials have said their hands are largely tied on the matter. That's because they said while library bylaws give the council the power to appoint trustees, those rules are silent about their removal. "Do we get to a time when there's an action or decision of the planning and zoning and we want to remove them?" DiPalma asked. "It opens Pandora's box and it's a place we, I know I, don't want to go." Silveira said part of the reason he wanted the minutes from the mid-October private discussion with library board Chairman John W. Grisham and attorney Daniel K. Kinder made public is because the council knew more about the situation at the library than it was letting on. During a testy exchange, council President Paul M. Rodrigues disagreed, saying Silveira - acting as council liaison to the library board - only shared minimal details about the matter and only when absolutely necessary. Also, he said, the minutes only show the council discussed financial support for the library board and little else during that meeting. The minutes were not available after the council meeting. "You were the liaison to the council ..." Rodrigues said. "If there are issues like that, they should have come to the council." "We're dealing with personnel-related matters," Silveira responded. "I'm not at liberty to discuss personnel matters with you." To date, Balliot, his lawyer, the trustees and their attorney Kinder have declined comment on whether the outgoing director signed a nondisclosure buyout agreement. The attorney general's office already is considering another complaint against the Middletown library board filed by a resident. A couple of weeks ago, a spokesman for the attorney general's office confirmed an investigation into an open-meeting complaint stemming from the closed-door meeting on the night Balliot resigned. That letter alleged the library board held an improper executive session. Grisham has said the matter was handled properly and on the advice of legal counsel. Attempts to reach the attorney general's office Tuesday were unsuccessful. Since Balliot left, Assistant Library Director Barbara Camadeco has been filing the position. Resident Arthur Benner said Silveira should have better informed the council about the situation. "He had done an excellent job and got an excellent review except for one area," Benner said. "I think it warrants investigation. I think it should have been before the council before it was before the people."
Free If you went there on local yahoo news but here ya go jerkass
USA

Chong Link Costs Lurkers $5.00
More at 11:00
USA

g@y ass=yay ass!
just a reminder
USA

yup
Yup
USA

Hey I thought this guestbook was supposed to be "active" and "funny". In fact I deem this guestbook to be a little "aloof". So put that pip in your whip and smoke it okay? Is that okay for me to write that? Is it?
Huntley Haverstock
USA

Looky what on internetz!
Chong
USA

Colt, I am not judging you! I embrace you and your velcro footware and socks of tube!
FRIEND!
USA

The following is a list of the 10 most memorable moments from this year's college football season.

USA

If'n you are insinuating that I am a homosexual, you are mistaken. Maybe you are projecting your own frustration at your meaningless existence?
Colt Stevens, the new lurker
USA

Oh you think I mean that kind of different. Okay. Well that's okay too. Yes that's quite okay. You're okay I'm okay, even.
okay?
USA

I knew I was different by 3rd grade when test scores revealed my vocabulary and reading comprehension to be at a post high school level. Unfortunately, by the time I got to high school, my maturity level stagnated at the 3rd grade level. Poop. Tinkle.
Colt
USA

Colt, remember what someone lurked about you earlier...? You know the bit about when did you know you were "different"...?
Someone
USA

Hey I just got 3 mike nesmith albums from the early 70s and they are mostly great. One of them is REALLY great.
Colt Stevens
USA

Isn't it SO great without stupid Wif around?!!
mj:(
USA

I like radio and music.
Rommy
USA

I have a DVD
Barry
USA

fuck you Todd
and the cd you rode in on
USA

I have a cd
Todd
USA

it was not me and believe it or not muddy's band was excellent. sound was excellent too - courtesy T buck. maybe it was Todd
mj:(
USA

I wouldn't know. i also didn't go to that show. Therefore I can't speak on anyone's aloff-ocity. sounds like MJ to me though.
Chong
USA

yes
it is
USA

good morning. is it wrong to have just woken up...? hey I wash on the third shift allright? jesus get off my back
mj:(
USA

Chef doesn't have time for us anymore since debuting his hott nu lixx at the LR show.
Talk about Aloof
USA

Chong, if you were gone for a week then who was Huntlley Haverstock...?
Spam Mail Name Generator
USA

KOL's new band = Niggardly Minivan
from junk mail name generator
USA

What the hell? I'm gone for a week and I come back to "Interband Comeradery"?
Chong
USA

"interband comradery" = da winnar!!!
The Foreign Correspondent
USA

Weird about the Room being aloof about a concert that benefitted the beloved owner. Okay it's fucking weird. And not right. wtf?
two sense
USA

Nice maracas!
Moist Back
USA

Do you think Colt Stevens knew he was "different" even back then?
just wondering
USA

trans fatty fat yo!
Mc 900 lb Jesus
USA

Somebody pinch this loaf. It's starting to stink the place up.
The Gay falcon
USA

This is me in early 1984 whilst vacationing in Florida. Age 6. I don't know what's more awesome, the velcro sneakers or the even more awesome socks.
Colt Stevens
USA

I was at that show. What band is muddy in? All i'm saying is that one of the bands seemed pretty aloof themselves. that's ALL i'm saying.
Huntley Haverstock
USA

benefit info was not disclosed as the club was very aloof towards the bands. The highlights were interband comradery and the nice people that showed up to support the cause. Overall not the lovefest I pictured between the bands and the club. Chef may have different feedback as they're close with Charlie Hein and he may have told them what we raised. I'm still glad we played though as it's always fun to hang with the Nation guys and we at least must've raised a grand for a family in turmoil.
muddy Briefz
USA

I'm feeling pretty fiber-rific right now!
GR
USA

Hey, speaking of which, what's the final number? How much did xmas benefit make for Randy's family? Good job, Nation, btw...even if I wasn't in Rocky's Point video...
mj:(
USA

Does it count that I started on my own "more fiber" resolution December 30th?
Dishonored the toilet New Years Eve
USA

My resolution: to spend more time reading various MySpace comments!
mj:(
USA

My resolutions for 2007 include: - More fiber in my diet - Go to at least one drive thru window without pants on - Work out more consistently - Take less obvious delight in the sufferings of others - Continue to praise and hail the horned goat - Be more passionate about basements - Learn some hot new lixxx - Try indian food again, but not this week. - Run in some 5k road races/fun runs - Get an updated version of Photo Phun - Buy a kayak
Colt Stevens
USA

you've heard of the Flying tomato? mj=Flying Bloodclot
ps
USA

And speaking of wachussett. Sign me up. I'll show you all a fucking double daffy on me board.
mj:(
USA

Happy new year everybody. Hey, is sleeping till 1pm everyday too late? For a non drinker? Is that too late?
mj:(
USA

Me too! Starting tomorrow. Or sometime within the month. Or something.
GR
USA

For 2007 I'm going to get up earlier every day.
I'm serious. starting tomorrow
USA

May I Gently Remind you all that it's 2007 now?
KOL
USA

Too bad about George Sanders though. Still, i heard somewhere you could cover him in garbage and he's still have style.
Huntley haverstock
USA

I'm serious too. About Joel McCrea. He was one cool dude. You ever see foreign correspondent?
Huntley Haverstock
USA

I do not mock. I'm serious. Wachussett is KICK BALLS
Especially at night
USA

Why am I being mocked?
KOL
USA

Wahchussett is all you need, man
I'm telling you
USA

It's a real nice part of the world, and all, but even if they changed the name from Sugarbush to Sugartits I'd rather skate (and did). Also, one gets CBC in Waitsfield. But a 6 hour drive in snow to get there? Ooh yeah, fun fun. Even 4.5 hours (usual time) is enough time to drive to, park, order dinner and be halfway to three sheeted in NYC somewhere. Fuck, you can fly to Iceland in less time.
dirty

Most of us call bs on Cupcake's supposed double daffy. No one was there to witness it. I was in the bar and the first one he told. This does not make me a reliable witness.
GR
USA

As much as you all enjoy sexy young russian, I had to let her go. Sorry.
BSTC - Dante
USA

I was ripping it up at Wachusett yesterday. Surprisingly good snow conditions and it snowed all day there, too. Plus it only takes 1 hr and 15 minutes to get there from wakefield.
KOL
USA

I call bullshit on Cupcake ever actually doing a double daffy, btw.
Jean Claude Balls
USA

'Cause I was out with Cupcake last night till all hours. And, I don't ski.
GR
USA

hey GR why ain't YOU up skiing?
yeah, double daffy cupcake!
USA

hey whatever happened to EngEn being in our faces bitches anyway...?
speaking of which
USA

Double daffy cupcake?
GR
USA

this will be the best year in all of humanity without the cuntfaces ENhEN!!! cheers for queers
bEst yEar Eva
USA

poo
poo
USA

I'm hot in that Rocky Point video.
mj:(
USA

Somebody ANYBODY please do a double daffy for me
Wah Wachussett
USA

IT PUTS THE LOTION ON IT'S SKIN
Dirty's romantic 5th anniversay haiku to Nat
USA

I'm going skiing tommorrow morning.
KOL
USA

poor girl.
dirty

Dirty was able to keep Natasha down well for this long?
Congratulations
USA

MJ am going to Vermont to not ski this weekend. Skiing is for pussies. Just wanted to reiterate that. Fifth anniversary of Boris / Natasha = today.
dirty

Youppie!!!!!!
Guy Carbon-nose

lester, that is some funny shit
Not mj:(
USA

And yes, the degree of J.S. Giguere's injury will in fact determine the fate of both my fantasy hockey teams, thanks for askin'. Good t'ing I kept "Hip Hip" Souray too. The douche.
dirty

yeah pink is a good color for habs fans; some would say the only color.
dirty

Here's the video of MJ at the Neutral Nation show.
Lester
USA

mj, you're in there, look real, real close. See that dude with the creative facial hair front and center. Isn't that you?
a dude who was at the show
USA

yeah so I've been away too and I'm not even on vacation. I got fired from my dishwashng job! Oh well. More time to hang around the animal shelter to get first dibs on border collie mixes for KOL an GR. Anyway, okay, so that Rocky Point movie of Nation. Where am I? I was in hair and makeup for 12 hours in preparation for that scene and I GET DOUCHED?
mj:(
USA

Wow, not working this week has been really super great!
KOL
USA

Note to middle band - Don't Change is by INXS, not Thompson Twins.
some other chick
USA

um that's great
what ev
USA

I like cock!
Cock Liker
USA

I thought that middle band at the Nation show was really good. Even though they weren't punk I like them.
some chick who was there out of respect
USA

I'm all dressed up for xmas.
Doris
USA

Neutral Nation clip up at rocky point movie website
Leeron
USA

Extra Sensory BM
by any chance?
USA

I think my 4 year old nephew has psychic powers. We were driving down the road and he shit his pants, then about an hour later we almost crashed into a family of dear. Weird!
ESBM
USA

hi. I like december knome
Little Timmy
USA

What up?
What?
USA

That December Knome = story of my life.
I can relate
USA

Look what I got for dead baby jesus' day!
GR
USA

Does this band have a cd?
Larry P.
USA

wow, liam got sick and didn't show up.......
Shocker....
USA

thems that couldn't handle SALTY LICORICE (you know who you are, ed) = DUM
ps
USA

T Buck RULES
mj:(
USA

Lurkers seen at nation gig: ed, mj, don, muddy (working)
Lurker's head count anonymous
USA

mj get chong a ROUND tv for xmas!
mj:(
USA

Merry Xmas Druids
Plushy
USA

James Brown will not be down to get on the good foot.
ed
USA

In September 1988, Brown, high on PCP and carrying a shotgun, entered an insurance seminar next to his Augusta office. Police said he asked seminar participants if they were using his private restroom. Police chased Brown for a half-hour from Augusta into South Carolina and back to Georgia. The chase ended when police shot out the tires of his truck.
Mr. Brown Won't Be Protecting His Throne This Morning
USA

You mean you didn't go to geeg and STILL got terrible migraine...?
mj:(
USA

Leeron had terrible migraine and did not make it to rock geeg last night. Dissapointment ensues. Hopefully director and cameraman were able to find chef in the sea of "well seasoned" rockers.
Leeron
USA

Salty Licorice is headed to the gig tonight
Can you handle it?
USA

Stigmats?
John Candelaria

meathead mathead with flathead? fool tooled by tool?
Sidney Wick

All I want for Christmas are my two front teeth, 3 Lateral Incisors, 4 Cuspids, 8 Pre-Molars and 12 Molars.
Shane McGowan
USA

what, am I lester or something?
boring news about dumbass indie rocker here
USA

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all y'all fuckers especially Scred Tron Mudd GR Lurk comma King of Ching Leeron and of course Uncle MJ. Not sure on NN attendance (admittedly would am love to catch Hope Anchor) but in-law in-vasion will do their outro in plenty of time for the Decatur run Wed with Renizzle spinning after 9. Or so the email said. WtF, that'd be an excrement time for a book exchange no? Habbies lose on Christmas evening, fa la la la la, la la, la la...tendresse
dirty

Perhaps glass #5 of bottle #3? Depends on how much is available. We can walk home from this party.
GR
USA

I plan to make a trip up in April or May. It's been almost 3 years since I left...
TS
USA

TS, too bad. Now you can't see new/old dog adoptee. GR, don't be jealous but new/old dog hasn't barked once in 2 weeks...
mj:(
USA

is that dexter behind mj ass in front page photo...?
bicurious
USA

At least this guy pays for a real website
.
USA

Hi GR! How are you, my dear? MJ, I would LOVE to get my saucy ass up there, but I seem to be stuck in fucking florida. Still.
TS
USA

ONLY glass #5, GR?
I'll bring the Salty Licorice
USA

Don't forget about me.
Bill Electric
USA

I'll probably be going on...champagne glass #5 by 11pm tomorrow. Hi, TS!
GR
USA

Ts, why don't you get your saucy ass up here?!
mj:(
USA

When you live alone you live with Osama
Bill Heat
USA

MJ!!!!! How the fuck are you?
TS
USA

geez, susan, it was fucking joke, eh?
mj:(
USA

Hey, mj, not everybody can afford the $7.95/mo hosting fee, you arrogant prick
Rockin' Susan
USA

That goes for you too, Muddy
mj:(
USA

Ed, why don't you check on the official Neutral Nation website to see what time your favorite fucking band goes on, huh? OH that's right, they don't HAVE a website!
mj:( <heehee@haha.com>
USA

Holy shit, it's fucking TS from Miamt F.L.A! How come you got Dontrelle so fucked up???
mj:(
USA

more importantly Hope Anchor will go on around 11.
muddy Briefz
USA

Hey, Chef, what time does Nation hit the stage tomorrow?
ed
USA

New Guitar Hero game features The Neighborhoods.
Inflame THIS
USA

Hello Ladies and MJ. How are things up in RI?
TS
Miami, FL USA

The Tigers believe Joel Zumaya's right wrist and forearm inflammation came not from throwing his 103-mph fastball but from excessively playing Guitar Hero, a PlayStation 2 game where participants simulate popular songs with by tugging on a guitar-shaped apparatus. GM Dave Dombrowski told WXYT it was the video game that caused Zumaya to miss three ALCS games.
The Craw
USA

I'm dreaming of a White, English-Speaking, Heterosexual, Republican Christmas.
Gerry Callahan
USA

oh i just got those too. and yeah, whats with the meat?
chong
USA

what r u talking about? i no send you anything.
Chong
USA

Chong, your baby am cute. Why do you smear meat on his face for the photo?
mj:(
USA

Listen Billy Crystal, STFU!
Mandy's Patinkin
USA

have fun storming the castle! LOLZ ROTFLOL!!!! TEll ROB G I said hi!
cHonG
USA

You like salty licorice?
umm
USA

you watch crappy tv shows and have a small penis?
Todd
USA

This morning I woke up with the Theme from "7th Heaven" stuck in my head. Only when it would get to the "7th Heaven" part it would change into "Desperado". What does this mean?
Leeron
USA

BC-BBN--Marlins-Willis DUI,0111 URGENT Police arrest Marlins pitcher Willis on drunken driving charge in Miami Beach Eds: Moving on sports and sports services. MIAMI BEACH, Fla. (AP) - Florida Marlins pitcher Dontrelle Willis was arrested early Friday on a drunken driving charge, police said. An officer saw the star get out of his black Bentley around 4:30 a.m. and urinate in the street, police spokesman Bobby Hernandez said. The officer then approached him, noticed signs of intoxication and arrested him, Hernandez said.

USA

somebody on the lurk has a cute baby and you wouldn't believe who
Uncle MJ:(
USA

Self glory > Your life.
Climber's Motto
USA

That's great, don. Anybody see the Discovery/Everest show where they leave that climber to die the other night?
mj:(
USA

So I was trying to imitate that small 5 year old child on Little People Big World - you know the one who can't talk but communicates with his eyebrows? - well I think I just pulled a muscle in my forhead.
God Wicked Punished Me
USA

is that the chick who wrote winnie the pooh? anyway we all know muddy wants a Billy Idol real doll.
Duh
USA

I want an EE Cummings real doll for xmas
Muudy
USA

Indyfan82 can blow me
ps
USA

I want me a Burton Cummings action figure
for christmas
USA

I want brian wilson action figure
for christmas
USA

CHIPs. Is that show still on?
Bosenile
USA

CHIPs PUNK EPISODE NOW ON YOUTUBE HOLY SHIT MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!!!!!!!1
KOL
USA

A hilarious cartoon version of a hilarious live action movie series!, 10 August 2004 Author: Indyfan82 I grew up watching this cartoon in the late 1980s. The movies the cartoon is based on are incredibly funny! The cartoon is very true to the movies and the characters look and sound much like the movies. The whole gang of cops gets the job done in their own unique way, with tons of laughs along the way. Plus, there's a great theme song by The Fat Boys! (Fat Boys coming to town, oh yeah! bomp, ch-ch, bomp, ch-ch bomp bomp) Captain Harris and Proctor are really funny as they try to get the lovable crew of Mahoney, Jones, Sweetchuck, Zed, Hightower, Hooks, House, Callahan, and Tackleberry off the force. But Commandant Lassard and the Professor are there on their side and the Police Academy always comes through. Hooray!
Leeron And Roeper
USA

Burton Cummings sent you a christmas card?
chong
USA

somebody sent me a pic of a small boy being mauled by a dog today for xmas card today!
guess who
USA

now that's more like it.
mj:(
USA

mj is the most awesome old woman I know, outside of grandmama of course.
ed
USA

whatever
mj:(
USA

hmmm, weird, doesn't seem to be enough discussion about awesomeness of mj on these "boreds" today
mj:(
USA

Klam! has a heavy Don Bousquet - Rodney Bingenhimer vibe to it..
Bosyphilis
USA

I used to be in an 80s-KISS-eqsue rock band called KLAM!.
Sneak
USA

Shake your fist and rock. Shake your ass and kock.
The Sheild
USA

Yea, like Cock is totally guay, but if it was Kock then you are partying hard and moving some units.
Quite simple really
USA

Is the letter K rock too? You know, like ErotiK Intentionz? The letter Z seems to get all the glory but K is the under appreciated workingman of rock awesomeness.
KZ Jelly
USA

I cancelled my comedy tour after an Iraqi cowboy punched me in the face with a rocket propelled grenade launcher.
doffz
USA

how many iraqis take to screw in lightbulb? no time for screwing in warzone!
Don dice clay
USA

why iraqi kid cross the road? To run from roadside bomb blast!
Don dice clay
USA

why sex with wife like iraq war? No EXIT STATEGY!
Don dice clay
USA

don new project = stand-up act about iraq war.
I bet it good
USA

Ugh. After the hockey game, Don made us listen to his new project over and over and over...I dunno man, I'm just not feeling it.
The Sneak
USA

I like c0ck.
Don
USA

Is there really such a thing as Ocean State Rock? Is it 1/100th as amusing as 'Bay State Rock'???? Oh please let this be real!
KOL
USA

I like things that Don likes. Donuts, beer, round tv's, you(Don)name it, I like it!
CHONG
USA

Do you like things the Ocean State Rock set likes? Or how about The Noise Boston set? MJ® likes Lindsey Lohan's set.
Bosyphilis
USA

osterized = not a word.
Dayglo Word Abortion
USA

I love stoner rock/metal...but I don't like things that the lotsofnoise set likes. Fuck them.
KOL
USA

Acting like black sabbath is lots of fun Their records sound so heavy when I turn them on I jump up and down and pretend I'm them I can almost make the change Tony Iommi is my god His guitar solos have been osterized Ozzy Osbourne is so out in space That he'd probably love me if I pissed on his face
Dayglo
USA

KOL new band Pegasissy
CHONG!
USA

Oh, that's terrible. Really bad. And is that a Twonicorn? Or a Tune-icorn?
GR
USA

looks like jason kendal abong stole KOL's gimmick
Megasus
USA

I'm only up to my palms in meat.
Justin Timberfake
USA

When can we look forward to the limited edition MJ doll?
GR
USA

yeah i know that one. she gets dumb from no sex and george gets smart from no sex.
sexy chong outfit
USA

Shit. I can't find that tire spinning thing anywhere. The only reference to it is Seinfeld. I guess Elaine was mesmerized by the 2 spinning tires in some episode. They used to be all over the place in Worcester in the 70's. You know, 2 tires stacked on top of eachother, tilted, and then rotated to produce an optical illusion.
Bosyphilis
USA

Yup
YUP
USA

ps fuck nation show anyway. mj going to motormags and fredkendalabong gig
mj:(
USA

You mean it not a wigumentary about ole mj...? No tube socks and flannel nightgown for me...? No wardrobe/waxing trailer for me...?
mj:(
USA

Too late to steal Chef soul.
zwing pfwap! broinggg koww!
USA

Soul Stealing Machines will be dialed up to ELEVEN. Hell, we might even bring a tripod!
Leeron
USA

I heard that Tbuck couldn't make it so Fredkendallabong is filling in on bass and 'vox'.
A Sneak!
USA

okay, stop counting the seconds, the real chef has just logged on (the last guy was a fake!)...I'm still up to my elbows in meat!!!! Can't wait for this chaos to end so I can spend some time with my family...and to rock out on Saturday!!!!!!!!!! Hope y'all can make it off the island...Leeron, we are ready to rock for your soul stealing machine!!
the real chef
USA

fuck you benny sizz have new song
mj:(
USA

A comfortable pair of grey tube socks, an old cotton nightgown, "rejuvenating" eye mask, and granny panties.
A Sneak
USA

mj should wear prom gown from "Chuck" 45
Ghost of Christmas Past
USA

God, you paparazzi are all the same. Allright, what should I wear for my soul stealing?
mj:(
USA

MJ - Think of it less as a video camera and more as SOUL STEALING MACHINE
Leeron
USA

Great, I'm going to be videotaped AGAIN? What if I'm not ready for my c/u?
mj:(
USA

KOL, How's the new album coming?
Bosyphilis
USA

So my "RELAX - DON'T DO IT" t shirt will be vibrantly captured on film for posterity?
KOL
USA

thanks for the info liam. Now I know exactly where NOT to show up on friday.
Nostalgic For Nothing
USA

Just to let everyone know, the NN show will be captured in living color for the Rocky Point documentary. It's going to be a LIVE VIDEO SHOOT! Like when MJ was in that sweet Bif Naked video.
Leeron
USA

my gift to muddy this year
Lester
USA

HOLY SHIT!
That's a record!
USA

Fuck off. I'm busy working.
Chef
USA

counting down the seconds until chef responds to NN post...
:)
USA

Zak from Team Spider RULED!
Ole Lady Shroeder
USA

Did Wicked Peach make it onto the NN show? They were my first choice. So we can dance to some Linkin Pahhhhhhhhhhhhhk.
Ricky Carr
USA

Old Lady Schroder is now the world's oldest punk rocker.
Lester
USA

I saw chong's ballz
Full Time Dreamer
USA

yeah? then you seen me outta it too....in yor DREEMZ!!!!!
Chog
USA

That was chog. he has that jacko. i seen him init
p3wnd!
USA

I saw someone wearing this jacket in warwick on saturday. Their left arm was in a hard cast/sling. Maybe they got a bit carried away re-enacting their favorite scenes?
KOL
USA

i guess you're emo
me
USA

Hey fuckos guess what I am awesome kthanksbye.
KOL
USA

type words fast or die
GR
USA

Yes, I got word of this from the higher-ups. Trying to squeeze some more tix to said event.
don ju-an
USA

Don Brashear, you may be interested to know that on Feb 9th at the Dink the P-Bruins will be flying Reds kits, sez a reliable source. Be even cooler if opponent wore the mothballed NS Voyageurs unis no? That's asking a lot I suppose. I suppose if they play the Rag$ AHL affiliate there will be much confusion...
Zellio Toppazzini

would've preferred cesar romero. still no closers.
dirty

Stop being such a cunt.
My Vagina
USA

What do you take us for? Two boobs?
The Mammaries
USA

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: > > I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases. > > Sincerely, > P. Niss > > ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ The Response: > > Dear Penis: > > After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: > > You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. You d on't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing. You will retire well before you are 65. You are unable to work double shifts. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task. > > And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags. > > Sincerely, > V. Gina
.P. Nis
USA

Pop that hymenorah.
Cletus

Lester, may this finally be the year Santa brings you this shirt.
The Sneak
USA

Stupid hippy.
Lester
USA

The only time I'll listen to EEI is when the evil doers hold me prisoner and torture me with it. At such point I'll pray to Doris god for imminent beheading.
Bosyphilis
USA

Two replacements?
Lester
USA

Truppiano was kind of annoying, you know.
The Sneak
USA

truppiano got the boot....who's listening to EEI for his replacement? anyone? the annoucement was due at 2
dirty

hi
is this band any good?
USA

I signed up last year (MLB Gameday) listened to a bunch of pre-season then never tuned in again. Is MLB TV any good? Real small view screen?
Bosyphilis
USA

I signed up with the Nation because it includes (and is the exact same price as) MLB GameDay audio. Now I can listen to Bob Uecker announce the mighty Brewers games.
Lester
USA

Thanks, Chong. That definately makes more sense. Now, Lester, you didn't sign up to the Nation on accounta you actually thought that was Dice-K's wife now, did you....?
mj:(
USA

I just signed up for Red Sox Nation. I feel so dirty. . .
Lester
USA

I think things would have gone smoother if Rosie O'Donnel was the translator!
Zing Pfwap Gorink
USA

he was basicalyy saying that he likes his lawnmowers on ice with television. i think. its been awhile....
Chong
USA

Totally stoked about Matsuzaka and all...but...was it me?
mj:(
USA

right about the time I log on.....
CHING CHONG CHOW!~
USA

How long until innate Boston racism rears it's head of ugliness?
Tokyo Joe
USA

then he ate them.....
chong
USA

Holy Mrs Andrew Dice K...
he must have some kinda sinkerball
USA

Meet Dice-K's wife, Tomoyo Shibata. Or as she's known: "Rockets"
Lester
USA

I bring the cnb's on the first date, sugar. Don't be so old fashioned.
KOL
USA

Now GR, when you say 'Luggage" do you mean "cock and balls" or truly the American Tourister® 3 piece "Miss Cosmopolitan" set?
mj:(
USA

Guess what he brought on our second date!
GR
USA

Yeah, with KOL it's always "Go Team!"
Lester
USA

btw, KOL IS a bit like a lesbian, isn't he? He gets so much done in a day!
ps
USA

wait, wait, no KOL, I'LL front your new band only I'll be so awesome that everybody will want to kick me out of the band!
mj:(
USA

Hey, KOL, I'll front your new band...um...my new band. Which will be called Mary Band. I will spend most of my time onstage ragging on Phil Collins.
GR
USA

Morningwood even had surgery to ADD bags to his normally unlined face
Dr. 02842
USA

KOL, you spent too much time "awake" and "doing" than we really care for.....
BENNYSNOOZER
USA

And wears footie pjs. KOL was kicked after one practice for being 'not sleepy enough'
The jerk
USA

"dark roomis" just quit because of lack of sleep. The new guy is called "Jerry Bed"
BENNYSNOOZER
USA

Our singer "Chilled Tom" really has a smooth voice. The git player "Gail Morningwood" has a laid back attitude towards the band. Drummer " three fingers on the snooze button willy" keeps almost perfect time and 2nd git "Dark Roomis" plays in the style of a 45 on 33.
BENNYSNOOZER
USA

Hey someone stole my joke I stole from Mitch about how three Zs make sleep
mj:(
USA

NYC PIllowfight gets the crowd xtremely relaxed!
ZZZ Patrol
USA

Wait till you hear our set. We open with "dun't fuck up my nap" and close with " NYC Sleepset". It's fuckin rad dude.
BENNYSNOOZER
USA

chong, that band's two Zs short of a nap
mj:(
USA

Two "z's" short of a nap.
Chong band first review
USA

Dude my NEW band is gonna be sooooo awesome!
CHONG
USA

we're talkin' about PRACTICE
AI
USA

Yeah Sergei, you're fuckin' riot.
P.S.

i mean, who else closes? two cent: turnbow+tavarez would however make ours the all-time YOOgliest bullpen in the history of all sport, anywhere, ever. now that dice-k has landed in massholio, i guess that's our only concern. think theo will sign AI?
dirty

The s at the end of girlfriends is giving yourself too much credit!
muddy Briefz
USA

"lick rejection feature" sounds like some of my ex-girlfriends.
Lester
USA

DOOD! You mean you didn't have him sign the WAIVER?!!
mj:(
USA

MJ did your amp suffer any strange differences after being lent to Chef? I have my elves working on a lick rejection feature but I'm not sure it will be ready for said geeg.
muddy Briefz
USA

I mean 3 minutes!!!
Math Not So Strong
USA

SEE??!!!! 9 minutes!!!!
I NAILED IT!
USA

Close...but not quite! I've been swallowed by the meat for the past few months...came up for air for a little while today...it does seem funny that I only post after a mention of self...but really just a coincidence...(really, I believe myself, so it must be true!)... Oh, and Peter Boyle wont be down to Love Raymond anymore.
chef
USA

true definition of lurker =CHEF! Monitoring lurk all day, everyday, waiting for some mention of his bad self or sick band, and then BOOM... drops a lurk! But "too busy" rest of time to comment. FUNNY!!!!
I NAILED IT!
USA

Oh come on! I wanna go to the MMags...but they must play Holler Roller.
KOL
USA

Big Truck has another stop to make!
MotorMags @ BillyGoods 12/23
USA

Jesus B. Goode already in set list. I think we'll start with a T Buck solo intro to TV Salvation...we need the change.
chef
USA

Hi Assjoles! Know what i like? The commercialization of christmas! It's the best. you grumpy people need to get a clue and stop being so fucking anti-everything. i like my new nintendo and shirts and fucking food and all that shit. in closing you = lame , me = playing nintendo and wearing new shirt in funtime season of happy!
suck it
USA

Could someone please tell T-Buck that ed would like to hear Jesus B Good at Living Room gig on 23rd.
ed
USA

Today. I saw don wearing trucker hat.
ps
USA

Doris, will you marry me?
mj:(
USA

$51,000,000.00 converted to yen = very big number to not apply to paying a player. 'seibu' is japanese for 'fuck me in the eyelid with a flathead'. don't know what to make of any of this crap except WEEI has shit to stir and Dice K am not wearing pinstripes in '07. gainey v kessel...who wins the pre-game buzz-kill contest at the bell centre tonight? yeep. note to MJ: your 2007 closer = julian. hope he can hang. think he might be able to.
dirty

my name for the wang = rosie chingchong.
dirty

I *knew* my daily boozing was acceptable!
KOL
USA

hi. is this band any good?
no
USA

I say fuck your own ass!
The Jerk
USA

I'm very sorry the government taxes their tips, that's fucked up. That ain't my fault. It would seem to me that waitresses are one of the many groups the government fucks in the ass on a regular basis. Look, if you ask me to sign something that says the government shouldn't do that, I'll sign it. Put it to a vote, I'll vote for it, but what I won't do is play ball. And as for this non-college bullshit I got two words for that -learn to fucking type. 'Cause if you're expecting me to help out with the rent you're in for a big fucking surprise.
Mr. Pink
USA

yeah well amybe that worker shoulda got a better jobby job.
not my prob
USA

what kind of crabs does a Yeti get?
click here
USA

I tip like 3000% at various coffee shops. It is a problem. I can't NOT tip 3000%. I feel cheap if I don't and I think worker only gets 2.50/hr and gets treated like crap by scurvy master. But then i fuck myself when i go and buy a paper and I have NO money and have to drive back home to look for change or go to 7-11 and use ATM that charges me 2.50.
Tippers Anonymous
USA

i drink my kitty's pee pee water
lester
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i havent sat through an entire red sox game in the last 3 years
z0/\/\b73
USA

I tivo the amazing race.
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USA

i think south park is funny.
Agent LOLrange
USA

If you walk into a bar and everyone yells "normtrooper"
you might be a stormtrooper
USA

please don quote me but I already have 2-XL.
Chong
USA

please dont quote me on this but "mean girls" is entirely watchable in a non-ironic way.
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now that coffee is closing in on 2bux i have to stop tipping. when it was like 1.70 that was ok to say keep change lady! but now that the change is like 12 american coppers it's like an insult so its like ill take that change thanks. only problem is when my hand start to make keep change gesture and then I remember and switch to cupping palm for recieving of change motion but she already started to pull back hand with change in it and now it looks like I am fucking with her. oh well. THAT'S MY LIFE!
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The B-side of NEVERMIND is really pretty good. It's on my all-time top-20 classic album sides!
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My new issue of national Geographic DIDN't have the fucking poster of the solar system in it! WTF do you think I buy them for? the tits? no it so i can have tons of posters of smart stuff.
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omg its pronounced mc kai DUH
song #2
USA

I bought every ticket for Ian McKay's upcoming AS220