OMG you guys are NOT going to believe what is about to happen to you that will change your lives FOREVER
dots
USA

Fart on someone else's tits.
Cap'n Obvious
USA

ya know, if you read don's post about fences he also answers muddy's post. kinda. incroyable!
dirty

omg! something so big!!!
Dots
USA

Don't fart on her tits?
GR
USA

five years in and i am no closer to a resolution to that question Muddy. if you find one let me know.
dirty

Maybe by the dozen? I just chopped some up too. Major bummer.
don picket
USA

uhhh...looks like that last lurk from muddy shut the lurk down hard
don't know where to begin
USA

Is there anyway to combine my love of titties and farting without grossing out my wife?
muddy Briefz
USA

Rogers' "foreign substance" = big-ass booger wiped away with a dab of "Hey Tony Shut the Fuck Up". Rogers was possessed.
dirty

the bartenders were doing sound, no?
Sneak
USA

Why does the Living Room sound so bad? They should have Scred mix each and every show
ps
USA

Pointy top, rounded (I like to call it a finished look) fronts. Those places sell singles?
GR
USA

On a serious note, what do you guys make of the mystery substance on Roger's hand...?
mj:(
USA

PS to Chong- stop looking at pictures i send you
mj:(
USA

To answer GR earlier inquirie: I was dirty dancing with Cupcake "down in front" (or as I like to call it "DOWNS in front") and then he told me I smelled better than Count Bassie and then he weaved off into the night. Last I saw of him was in parkng lot eating some dog kibble. re: v!c- various mystery people (dressed as woman) approached and enquired as to his whereabouts. I did not know. Does that help? Oh, also, don's zit was wicked embarrasing.
mj:(
USA

Zombies...trust me...I've been up all night thinking about them again.
KOL
USA

bird flu, mad cow or some killer sting ray will get me before cancer ever will.
zdon
USA

NOT SANDY WEST, TOO?! JEEZ. Oh, CANCER. That's so WEIRD! It's taking over the world, like SARS or something!
someone please touch ME with a noodly appendage
USA

Sandy West is having breakfast with Nelson.
Lestro
USA

WHAT DO YOU MEAN NELSON DIED?!! SEE? AS SOON AS I GET ATTACHED TO SOMEONE AS SPECIAL AS NELSON, FUCKING FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER TAKES HIM FROM ME!
mj:(
USA

Gothic top, regular or straight top? Flat or rounded?
Try Sweet
USA

do it chef. i mean, rachael ray's opening burger joints in NYC. your tits are MUCH nicer.
dirty

It's true - RIP Nelson
Lester
USA

"Chone" = funny
dirty

Chef - I think you should do the Food Network TV show, or if it's too late for the actual demo tape, let's do it on local cable. I think it would be quite funny & entertaining! I've got access to cameras and am friendly with the local cable people in town. ...And I'm only a few streets away from you in town. I'd be happy to run cameras. Bill
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USA

btw Pedros little pally nelson is no longer alive.
Heartbeat? ITS A LOVEBEAT!
USA

Speaking of pickets, anyone know where to find single 4' cedar pickets? I need to replace a few on the fence.
GR
USA

white picket fence = very sharp
Stalky McKillsalot
USA

Did someone just admit to some stalking?
zdon
USA

Most excellent hardwoods candyass.
RocketTard
USA

The ancestors of the Steeves family first reached the shores of England in the wave of migration after the Norman Conquest of 1066. Their name is derived from the ancient personal name Stephen, meaning crown, wreath, or garland. Spelling variations include: Stephens, Stevens, Stephen, Steven, Stiven and many more. First found in Gloucestershire where they were descended from FitzStephen, a Breton knight who was conjecturally descended from Count Stephen of Brittany and accompanied William the Conqueror into England and fought at the Battle of Hastings in 1066. Some of the first settlers of this name or some of its variants were: John Stephens who settled in Virginia in 1635; Benjamin Stephens settled in the Barbados in 1660; Alice Stephens settled in the Barbados in 1651; John Stevens settled in Jamaica in 1684.
You can call me Sandee
USA

Shit, I do most of the stuff on that list. Chong am PERFECT WIFE!
Chong
USA

STEEVES=HOSER name for sure
eh?
USA

Uncle v!c awol from the crust gig? That ain't right. Him was a clamorin' and a clamoring about going to said gig for 4 months. Musta got "tied up" with one of his "colleagues"
sent via text message
USA

LEARN YOUR PLACE.
KOL
USA

SANDRA STEEVES! THERE YOU ARE! HOLY SHIT! BTW, "STEEVES"...WHAT KIND OF NAME IS THAT? FUCKING STUPID?
fuck
USA

How old are you? Just wanted to say hi to all, seen some names from the past and took a mental walk down memory lane. I am Sandra Steeves, originally from Nova Scotia. Daughter of Jean Knickle Steeves. I am living in Ontario presently. I love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!But,undisciplined spenders who fall behind in paying off the home equity loans could lose their houses. Your rc car is amasing. Howdy Folks. I was wondering if anyone had any details on the Eastern re-union that is being held in Moncton in 2007. Dear Gentlemen: I would be grateful if anyone could tell me what the rank of Cfn. stands for.. in the Canadian Infantry Corps tfd. R.C.E.M.E. in WWII. Thank-you.
Sandra Steeves
USA

Swamp Farm Wiffle ball park looky real nicey!
Chone Lee
USA

They're just stoked NOT to be in Buffalo. Remind me never to move there.
Goo Goo's on Charmed. The old man singing in the young man's show.
USA

Hi nice Sabres. I realize it was only the Bruins but jee-BUS they're freaking FAST. That Maxim Afino-whatever kid is crazy quick. Vanek, Drury, Briere, 2 good goalies. They get my vote. Bloody hell.
dirty

You rich boys can afford that makeup. What about us po' folk? We're left with our white trash genes and an optimistic outlook. Not much to go on in attracting members (of the opposite sex). Anyone know if Cupcake got home all right? Haven't heard from the rest of the crew so assuming he's good. And must admit, I do love me that PGIT! Leather shirt and all, looking to have the Lee bros sign her tits! Where de hell was v!c? Mitch tole me v!c was attending. Maybe the cuntry life got to him.
GR
USA

Music shiz for KOL. Old Scandinuvian Dead Boy wannabees.
Smack (On You)
USA

i saw don exit the mens room clutching a MAC compac nose powder applicator.
Dude
USA

I just want to thank everyone for not making fun of the huge zit I had embedded on the end of my nose. I looked a freak, but you all took the high road and didn't point in disdain or laugh in derision. And for that I thank yee. See you all in another year or so as I can't risk that happening again. Not in my lifetime.
zdon
USA

I grabbed no dude-ass.
Chong
USA

I think he was jealous Dirt didn't want HIS @ss. Maybe?
GR
USA

WHY DID JASONFREDKENDALABONG STOP DIRT FROM GRABBING MJ ASS? MJ HAVEN'T HAD ASS GRABBED SINCE '84!
mj:(
USA

Passed out co-pilot on the way home? No near future oral sex for him.
Rules of the Road
USA

I also also saw a great show (with a nod to Bruce Lee relatives' hair), saw 2 stupid Big World fans, went to Cuban Revolution for dinner with some friends whom we coerced into going to the crappy sounding LR again, and a woman promised my boyfriend oral sex in the near future in exchange for $2! On the down side, Chong didn't grab my butt but Dirt tried to grab MJ's with only Jasonfred Kendalabong to stop him, and since I have never seen the UC before, was quite engaged by the level of banter. Plus the olde wagon trail of tears back south @ 2 am with my partner asleep in the front seat therefore no one for company.
GR
USA

I also saw a great show, saw a fellow REAL WORLD SEASON 4 fan, went to DUNKIN DONUTS for dinner, and promised a guy oral sex in the near future in exchange for BRIDGE TOKEN! On the down side, CHONG, and the UC seemed not to engage in quite the level of banter I have witnessed in the past and the sound was abhorrent. Plus the olde wagon trail of tears back TO THE ISLAND @ 2 am.
m "MAD LIBS" j:(
USA

I saw a great show, saw a fellow Big World fan, went to Cuban Revolution for dinner, and a woman promised me oral sex in the near future in exchange for $2! On the down side, Chong grabbed my butt, and the UC seemed not to engage in quite the level of banter I have witnessed in the past. Plus the olde wagon trail of tears back south @ 2 am.
KOL
USA

I'm enCRUSTED
mj:(
USA

Never mind - I feel stupid now for asking... I see the post below.... I'll go back to be silent now.
Bill
USA

Does anyone here know if Neutral Nation is playing at the Living Room tomorrow night? They are listed as tentative for the Randy benefit show.
Bill
USA

what time show tonight?
QQ
USA

Hell no, I'm not reading that. I'll never get any sleep again. I had at least 3 months of nightmares after the 3 zombie movies I saw a couple of years ago (even though one was Bubba Hotep and another Shaun of the Dead).
GR
USA

wait'll you hear this new pitching coach actually talk. the very worst of the vanilla pablums-speakers, polished to a dull beige by marketers. the next person who says "it is what it is" should be kicked in the balls HARD. wtf.
dirty

Does it make sense to hire a hitting coach who was fired from his last team beacuse their batting average was DEAD LAST in the National League?
Lester
USA

"who" = "how". I need a nap.
Lester
USA

GR - Let me know who World War Z is. I've been thinking about picking it up, but was waiting for it to come out on paperback.
Lester
USA

I think Chef's entourage constantly monitors the entire Internet for Chef references and topics in the upcoming issue of Martha Stewart Living's "Real Simple".
dirty

See? Again, even claiming to work 24/7/365 chef "JUST SO HAPPENS" signs on for a timely lurk comeback.
you're among friends. it's okay to admit you lurk constantly like the rest of us do
USA

Uh oh.
KOL
USA

Somebody is in for no sleep the next week or so! That's right, World War Z is in the house!
GR
USA

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Leeron
USA

It is funny that even in the middle of an incredibly tough day of meat, I stop in to the lurk for some good ole fashioned shit starting! NO, Neutral Nation is not playing...we originally were going to try to do it without T-Buck, then decided that that was a bad idea. T-Buck is not coming up this weekend, although he will be at BB Kings in New York City next weekend to do sound for Herbal Nation (Stumpy, Sleepa, Frank Wilson, Tony Blacket, Willie Mayette, et al...with special guest voacalists from P-Funk...for the High Times "Stoney Awards", hosted by Redman)...Neutral Nation will, however be playing (it will either be a benefit, or simply, all of our proceeds going to the Hien Family) sometime soon. I will most certainly let you all know when that will be. No I must get back to the meat...oh, by the way, The Schemers and The Neighborhoods ARE playing at The Living Room Saturday night...everyone should go.
chef
USA

CHEF IS DUMB
FRIDAY SHITSTARTER
USA

My thought=highly doubtful. Don't you think Chef woulda tole us?
GR
USA

YOU MEAN TBUCK IS COMING BACK FROM FLA FOR GIG?!!
really?
USA

Per the Projo Neutral Nation are playing the benefit at the Living Room tomorrow - is this true? If so, any idea what order the bands are playing?
Leeron
USA

Yeah, but the dude who wrote that also practices KUNG FU and is therefore already failing at life.
Vexan lvl 55 Warlock, (demonology spec)
USA

Hey Chong, a cautionary tale for you. "I've seen it destroy more families and friendships and take a huge toll on individuals than any drug on the market today... Not only that, a few times I've seen this breed the "rockstar" personality in people who have no confidence at all in real life."
Not a WoWer
USA

you are so jealous just wait til i replace the beloved Count Bassie as the newest member of the group when I am deemed MATRON who's bloom has come off the rose. Just fuckin wait. i will pretend that i don't even know you ass
name witheld due to current contractual obligations
USA

problem isn't feyness abuse. problem is irony abuse.
dirty

My baby loves lovin she got what it takes and she knows how to use it.
the 1910 fruit gum co.
(not really), USA

Hey MJ don't let all the historical inaccuracies get in your way of enjoying the show tonight ok? i.e. Heckles of,"That's not how we spoke back then, I should know!" and "I need to fact-check your banter" are not cool.
Chong.
USA

Empire St. Right next to ASS220.
KOL
USA

what where is "Taqueria Pacifica"?
someone who only knows the location of every Dunkin Donute in Southeastern New England
USA

You know u luv him too. What is the feeling that tells you that love is coming on?
GR
USA

Sorry, DeFranco. Still, I luv u Tony!
GR
USA

Why would your parasol hurt you? Come to Taqueria Pacifica for dinner before the show tonight.
KOL
USA

umm don't you mean ANI Difranco...?
stumbled on to the wrong website
USA

Nice tattoo Leeron. That shit =FUNNY. That's SOOOOO much better than the "Mark Lebeau sucks" tattoo. You should change "Marl Lebeau" to "MJ" and "sucks" to "is hot and nice"
mj:(
USA

gotta say, KOL hit the nail on the head. My paramour will heartily disagree with me and will probably stove my head in with a shovel when he reads this, but so be it. stove away.
mj:(
USA

Oh Tony DiFranco, I luv u!
GR
USA

define "prosper"
monkey allen
USA

Dear KOL, stop using well-thought-out arguments. there is nothing less "rock and roll" than a good well-though-out argument. knowledge of words like "fey" also subtract from the rawk.
Heartbeat? ITS A LOVEBEAT!
USA

No, it's not retarded at all. Rock music is ridiculous at heart. Hard rock and heavy metal as spectacle is ludicrous, and the fact that a band like that can still exist in a non ironic way and even somewhat prosper in the year 2006 is fantastic. They roll back 30 years of shitty fey alt rock and really are not much different than The Dictators in concept. Execution differences, I will grant you. Over the top is awesome. Speaking of over the top, take it to the top.
KOL
USA

KOL, your adoration of BIG WORLD borders on being kinda funny. But in reality it's just 'tarded.
Lord Muck of Turd Hall.
USA

UPPER CRUST TONIGHT! The only way this should could be better is if the FFs were opening (had to back out due to drummer's stupid honeymoon/wedding). Actually, Big World opening would have been pretty great too. RIDING IN A BIG TRUCK, BIG TRUCK.
KOL
USA

petey's awesome but petey's frail, and his small frame simply wasn't gonna last as long as the contract he sought. even so the mets were one beltran blooper away from WS. btw, the snowcone grab by mets LF last night was one of the best i've *ever ever* seen.
dirty

i heard that the blood in kurts sock actually came from his pussy.
Lord Duck of Fuckd Up
USA

nice hologram pussy face
Wiliam Radcliffe
USA

know whats g@y? doing drugs past the age of 17. all i need is some tasty waves and a cool breeze. im just foolin with you guys but come on, drugs? that's so nineteen ninety-NEVER!
Lord Duck of Fuckd Up
USA

Its still not quite done (still need to shade the shirt and touchup the jacket, but my stupid tattoo masterpiece is now mostly complete: http://70.168.202.52/mooka/guilty.jpg
Leeron
USA

dammit, i just spit my wine all over me for the second time tonight. stop making me laugh. well, it wasn't you the first time. but stop it anyway. and stay get me another bottle will ya?
GR
USA

Lord Duck, please use the new term "staying" (not "ging") when referring to Halloween costumes. Thank you.
Lurk Rules and Regs
USA

I'm ging as the life W!F could have led if he didn't fuck it all up on the drugs!
Lord Duck
USA

Greetings. Some of my fans told me that someone was talking shit on Pedro Martinez on this site. As star of the group "Benny Sizzler" I implore you to never speak unkindly of the man ever again on this site. Thank you. I will have Dots send you an autographed glossy for your consideration.
mj:(
USA

ummm....
what "grown" men?
USA

I'm staying as mj's multiple psychoses. (currently stocking up on candy, venetian blinds, Star magazines, and school paste)
WiF
USA

First of all, "staying" is so dumb it's actually so funny. And B) grown men trying to think of a costume to "Stay" as is so funny too.
Yoda
USA

okay that shit below is funny. I've changed my mind, instead of Paris Hilton I'm staying as the wedding night sheets of Wif + dealer (used cars and drugs) dude!!!
mj:(
USA

thet means he made them blow HIM this time....
lord muck
USA

I'm staying as all the drugsthat dude does and sells. Then I'm changing into W!F costume so I can defend my former costume.
drugs are g@y
USA

So when a dude tells me he was looking for some "payback" for his 3 tours in Vietnam, and he got it during "Iraqi Freedom" what does that mean?
don
USA

murder monkey at his best
pic from today
USA

Petey was still a good signing for the Mets. Who was better last year - Schill or Petey? Clement was solid in last year's playoffs though.
Don't Ever Bag on Petey
USA

oh yeah...home opener. riiiight.
dirty

Pot? Meet kettle. Kettle? Pot.
Lester
USA

omar minaya, would you rather have petey pitch tonite, or some dood who couldn't make the freakin' pirates rotation? hmmmm. ok, maybe theoma got ONE right. saved by a calf muscle.
dirty

no shit. Is the dude just senile? Too many foul balls off of the brain bucket?
punchy
USA

as long as tim mccarver keeps saying "he could really use a double-play grounder right now"....when there's 2 out.
dirty

and how can you tell it's antique?
by the "patina"?
USA

I gotta admit, this is where I draw the line too- "Objected 'vociferously' when she asked to buy an antique bedpan to save her crawling to the toilet at night."
vociferous bedpan
USA

Dirty the 3-13 guy is also named oliver.
muddy Briefz
USA

I was not invited. Hmmm...
KOL
USA

Well I was at least invited to "go" somewheres for a pre-Halloween Halloween party. Will most likely "stay" and watch to see if Angus bites any poor unsuspecting/suspecting chill-drenz and locks KOL out of the house again.
GR
USA

mets going with 3-13 dood instead of oliver, who only pitched 6 shutout innings the other night. at least they'll be able to make more "can't find my wallet" jokes in the booth.
dirty

umm, isn't Schill jokes a little, like 2 friggin years, too late?
Staying Late
USA

wouldn't that be "CUMMING" as...?
Capt. EXTREE Obvious
USA

I like it. I will be staying as PARIS HILTON!!!!
mj:(
USA

Wouldn't it be even Lurkier if it was "For Halloween, I'm COMING as .... say, Mark Foley?"
Captain Ob

I agree MJ. In true lurk fashion let's change the language to "staying". Example: I'll be staying as Yoda for halloween this year.
muddy Briefz
USA

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love how the Lord Bendover tshirts are going to outsell the others as they "collect dust on the shelves" "fostering an atmosphere of mutual recrimination"
by the by
USA

In re Halloween costuming: when people say that are "going" as this and that...just WHERE are they going? WHERE is the place that the holiday exists? In a super vortex trough? If you don't leave your house can you say you are "going" as a this or a that?
mj:(
USA

It appears (or is that disappears?) that we may beat the Romulans to it yet.
WiF
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Hard Core Sitting.
Lester
USA

I am going to wear a filthy jockstrap, carry around enemas and condoms all night, asking people if they 'like to party'.
KOL
USA

For haloween this yeah I am going as "sexy" aids patient! My johnny is on backwards and you cab totally see my balls. That's what makes it "sexy"
Lord Muck of Turd Hall
USA

This is admittedly a lengthy read, but it happens a *whole* lot more than you might think.
dirty

if FSM = republican, then hey zeus = somewhere to the far right of Stalin
sum pastafarian
USA

The invite to the Upper Crust show friday. Required reading!
KOL
USA

FSM = Republican.
dirty

"Dear Lord, frenna frenna frenna frenna, SPORTS!"
That's what he's praying
USA

Kiss my noodle you loudmouthed sombitch.
FSM
USA

angels in the outfield replaced by marinara in the infield
prefer pitchers al dente
USA

no mj, he's sucking on hey zeus' tiny wanker whilst ignoring the presence of the noodly appendage
WiF
USA

Neighborhoods playing the Living Room saturday night! Who'd a thunk hanging out at the LR 2 nights in a row would be a fun weekend?
KOL
USA

Is that Curt Schilling praying to (and then getting response from) the Flying Spaghetti Monster to hold his catsup in place while he pitched game 6 of the ALS by any chance?
mj:(
USA

so (ex-Sox) darren oliver against (ex-Sox) jeff suppan for the pennant, tonight. saw THIS matchup coming a mile away...
dirty

Foley's pedo priest has been revealed- "From his home on the island of Gozo, near Italy, Anthony Mercieca described a series of encounters that he said Foley might perceive as sexually inappropriate..."
gag
USA

why am the FSM tying that dude's bowling shoes together?
seven ten split
USA

you meant from least to worst
right?
USA

Sorry for the bad photoshop but it had to be done.
BSTC
USA

Ric=Still a better axeman than muddy and KOL put together.
Sneak
USA

Morally reprehensible jobs from worst to least worst: 1)coke dealer 2) used car dealer 3) illustrator
ZING!
USA

funny sh!z from the "Traditional Prejudices Coalition and the Special Righteousness Committee"
WiF
USA

Iraq/Afghan war vet french quarters his woman in NOLA.
WiF
USA

he's a used car dealer and you chose selling blow as your first insult?
someone's candle power ain't a 1000 watts
USA

Okay, so he throws in a bottle of coke with every used hyundai sold.
Truth Out (Like Seacrest)
USA

I DoN'T KNOW BUT HE IS A USED CAR DEALER AND HE'S ALSO WICKED PROUD OF HIS 1000 CANDLEPOWER COBRA HEAD LIGHTS THAT STAY ON ALL NIGHT ILLUMINATING THE USED CARS!
SOMEBODY
USA

BTW, I AM HATE BIG WORLD!!!!!! With many exclamation points.
GR
USA

I thought he was just a used car dealer?
GR
USA

you knew it was coming
apple and virus in the same sentence
USA

Night sky polluter??!! Now that's where I draw the line.
death to all who bespoil the astronomer's view
USA

WIF IF YOU LOVE SLICK RIC SO HARD WHY DON YOU MARRY HIMS?
SOMEBODY
USA

tera tera!! ya can tell the junta knows its chances are fading. They're saying that 7 NFL games are being threatened with dirty bombs (insert muddy reference here) this weekend.
WiF
USA

AND DON'T FORGET HE'S A NIGHT SKY POLLUTER!!!!!!!!!
mXj:(
USA

he AM ass?
just trying to help
USA

creepy, slimy, ass.... very often qualities accompanying da pusherman
gotta agree with that
USA

I think the "HE IS ASS" statement gets to the crux.
donvilla
USA

So don, did you tell him "that ain't no act"?
past weird at about age 3 and never turned back
USA

freind laghing
ball me
USA

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HE CONSUMES HISSELF I'M JUST SAYING HE HAS THE COKE DEALER VIBE THAT IS CREEPY AND SLIMY AND HE IS ASS
SOMEBODY
USA

and don't forget I like beer, and lapdances, and sen sen, and panera baguettes, and a never-ending list of other unspeakable things of varying legality. Now cigarettes, them I can't stand.
WiF
USA

My fav quote from freind while cruising in Wormvilla. "Why do you guys always act so weird when I do mescaline?" I almost drove off the road laghing so hard.
don
USA

YOU LIKE ACID AND MUSHROOMS!!! YOU JUST ADMITTED IT AGAIN!!!! AND DON'T FORGET COCAINE. YOU LIKE SLICK RICK TOO!!
mXj:(
USA

As to supplier/customer, I don't even know him except for having seen him at the shows. Just seems pretty obssessive the posting of his habits every time the subject of the band comes up. Why the fvk does anybody care what he ingests?
WiF
USA

No wif, everyone remembers every bit of every conversation they ever had with you.
Olde Sneke
USA

There ain't much I ain't liked at some point or other. Or have you forgotten me talking with you about missing acid and mushrooms at the Paw Sox game?
WiF
USA

Hahahahahahahhaaaa! YOU JUST ADMITTED THAT YOU LIKE COCAINE!!! NOBODY SIGNED THE EARLIER POST BUTT NOW I KNOW IT WAS YOU!!! YOU LIKE THE LADY C!!!! HAHAHAHHHAHHAAA!!
mj:(
USA

WiF is protective of Supplier/Customer Rick?
don
USA

don, no Spurs goalie jokes? Howbout "Robinson Clouseau"?
dirty

ah yes, the straight edge life has done so much for your spalling, eh mj? Not to mention mental stability.
WiF
USA

catchy songs. whip was excellent. ryan adams.
H. A. - 7 or 5 or Less
USA

FINALLY the lurk gets spicy!
SNEAK
USA

Don't forget this spalling mistake you stupid fucking cokehead: "that others object too"
mj:(
USA

proof that dogs am loyal in the extreme.... well some of them at least
WiF
USA

Chong showed me his xmas wish list!
KOL
USA

Meh
Mrs. White
USA

fobid = forbid
make that a smudge bid
USA

heaven fobid anyone consume any mind-altering chemicals that others object too (close snark)
my liver is a superfund site
USA

except for coke dealer guitar palyer slick rick
Just saying
USA

BIG WORLD = best band in RI rock history, past, present or future.
kOL
USA

ummm dint someone say that the last bene dint get no money for PARL...? amd I cock for mentioning this? is this true? i dont know
dont know
USA

Wasn't I already benefited?
McFish
USA

= ching costume
dirty

Thursday at AS220 8pm 75 Or Less Records presents: Rock Out w/ Your Tail Out Benefit Show Rock Out With Your Tail Out: Rhode Island based musicians each contributed a song for thsi 2xCD compilation to raise money for the Providence Animal Rescue League. To celebrate, several of the participating bands will rock out with their tails out for you: BIG WORLD, SIX STAR GENERAL, THE MASONS, SUICIDE LIQUORS, THE PROPELLERS, ERIC FONTANA and BEN PILGRIM.
I am hate Big World!
USA

THANKS!
mj:(
USA

hmmmm... "lose" 10 pounds? Getting rid of 10 pounds is easy, but LOSING it might take a bit of doing. How about, cut off your head and attach it to a dozen "congratulations" helium-filled foil ballons and release them down at the beach when the prevailng wind is out to sea?
WiF
USA

Anybody have any ideas on how I could lose 10 pounds of ugly fat...?
mj:(
USA

ooohhh ohhhh bobby socks QUILTS!!!! OOOOOHHHHH Turns me ON AND ON AND ON!!!! PREVED BOBBY SOCKS QUILTS!!!!
Cleanup on aisle 2
USA

Another hypocrite Senator am outed
Rove ain't the only dirty trick bastage out there
USA

jokes?
what jokes?
USA

Benny new song called "You are so jelous"
there I said it
USA

greetings. while cleaning the overnight spim just now I was confused as to what was spim and what were jokes. I hope I didn't delete anything important by accident. My bad if that was the case -dots
BSTC
USA

I heard that the sizz's new song is called 'No Room For The DickBroom'.
The Jerk
USA

how do you make a kleenex dance? put a little boogie in it!
Yeah
USA

A priest, a rabbi, and DON walk into a bar. the rabbi says to the priest "good thing we don't have wheat intolerance!"
jimmy tingle
USA

Benny new song call "wif backs off in the jackyard"
Concerned in rumford
USA

how many MJ's it take to screw in lightbulb? A: nobody knows, they were all too afraid to look.
lord Duck of bird hall
USA

what did MJ get on her SAT's? A: humpuke!
Lord Muck of Turd Hall.
USA

here is top racist joke in my country. Q: what did the Japanese guy get on his SAT's? A: SOY SAUCE!
Chong
USA

The people of tommorrow sound great to me!
KOL
USA

show us your trick leg = funniest heckle eva
just blew diet coke through my nose
USA

oh don't worry I haven't forgotten about the Upper Crust (speaking of Vulgar Tongues) I'm powdering my merkin as we speak.
mj:(
USA

Chong doesn't have the BALLS to come out.
An ex
USA

Don't forget: Upper Crust Friday night. Hope you didn't exhaust yourself last Saturday, MJ. Boring was in reference to something else entirely. Also good heckles/shite heard at last FF show: "take out your teeth" and "show us your trick leg."
GR
USA

Grrrrrr. . .
Lester
USA

Guys I wrote a new Benny Sizzler song! It's called "Chong Came Out"
mj:(
USA

Maybe "creative" in the way they screw the lower class artists...?
Whorelock
USA

When has the upper class ever been creative?
Morlock
USA

"The descendants of the genetic upper class would be tall, slim, healthy, attractive, intelligent, and creative and a far cry from the "underclass" humans who would have evolved into dim-witted, ugly, squat goblin-like creatures."
yet another "master race" theory
USA

lemme guess, sox new pitching coach is some old joyboy of lucchino, am i right or am i right?
mj:(
USA

boring eh? Didn't say it was what YOU should order ya cacafuego (got that from my handy Depraved and Insulting English). How about The Pocket Encyclopedia of Aggravation for a mere #3.98?
WiF
USA

Riddle me this - is it wise to hire a piching coach that has never coached pitching?
Lester
USA

i may have legs like pantyhose filled with sand but these pegs ran 5.5 miles today mutherfuckers!
mj:(
USA

That's cuz teh guy is teh t00l now and super mario bono rock will save teh world.
Teh Internet
USA

I went to the show, yelled for Benny Sizzler songs as instructed, and was ignored at best. I should have yelled "Aren't you a little old for this?" the best heckle ever written by a man for a man.
no respect
USA

does psychodelic furburgery mean ... uhhhh ...
dirty

"I even offered her my excellent kitchen to shoot in". Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
dirty

Not for nuthin' but ever notice how even though he's working 12-14 hours per day, 6 to 7 days a week, the chef is always quick with a lurk when a timely comeback is necessary...?
Mr. Time
USA

YAWN, boring. That's my take.
GR
USA

Gotz a catalog for a book/cd/dvd store/site this weekend. Mucho hardcovers at 5 to 7 bucks. Coffee table and reference stuff especially. Advise using the catalog rather than hunt and peck to check out the titles. The one I'm definitely ordering on payday... The Vulgar Tongue- ...classic turns of phrase that should never have been forgotten, such as "apple dumplin shop" for a woman's bosom, "nit squeeger" (a hairdresser), and "flaybottomist" (a teacher). At $4.98 how can ya beat that.
WiF
USA

ain't that a KnowPod?
one who nose
USA

Chef stuck in meat 12-14 hours per day, 6 to 7 days a week...being a chef is so glamourous! No time for Food Network...I woulda been a star.
chef
USA

It takes a lot of biycling and admiring self in mirror wearing bicycle tights to get legs like these.
Sneak
USA

muddy band good in a psychodelic furburgery kinda way. new benny songs number in the 8-12 are actually. too bad they all about either how funny chong is, smoking over the carberator, or how jealous "gail" is of "dan's" flawless legs.
Lord duck from bird hall
USA

Know Tunes = Show tunes for the educated?
maybe?
USA

I got plenty of new Benny tunes on my noPod.
know tunes?
USA

funny how Benny ain't got know tunes entitled " new one"
just saying
USA

Until I came across this disgusting confection... Would you believe Muddy Bears?
wiF
USA

You know I was going to make a comment about benny accompanying chef on their "jesus loves me kazoos"....
WiF
USA

all seriousness aside, muddy's band =very good. They had one song that I think= so pretty and melodic. Very funny that Mrs. muddy did not know the name of it when I asked. I think many songs still have names like "New One" "Other new One" "One that Whip Starts" etc etc
mj:(
USA

yeah, what about the chef and her cooking show pilot? I even offered her my excellent kitchen to shoot in...
mj:(
USA

Speaking of FN, ain't chef got a deadline coming for that show tryout tape?
WiF
USA

fuck me in the neck, saw the exact same show last night. was glued to tv. sad sad life for mj:(. fuck i should host that show. who has some connections?
mj:(
USA

Yo mj, found the ultimate site for that sweet tooth of yours. Saw a spot on hard to get candies on Food Network. Remember Slo-Pokes (unfortunately no Black Cow)? Adams Sour Apple gum? Sen Sen? GooGoo Clusters (of the non-Buffalo sort)? How about Moose Munch? Now there's a delightful and inviting name.
WiF
USA

MUDDY CAME OUT AT THE SHOW-ON STAGE??!! DIDN'T HE JUST GET MARRIED??!!! TO A FEMALE??!!
Rumor Tumor
USA

You know how Jada Pinkett Smith has her band, "Wicked Wisdom"? Well...
Wicked Hamper
USA

First off. SOMEBODY lied. It's not really 50lbs of wild bird seed it's 5lbs of FINCH seed and it's sort of expensive. In fact somebody lied because it's not actually a Benny's sizzler at all.
mj:(
USA

HA!
HA
USA

I heard they opened with 'Welcome To Paradise'. and the crowd went nuts?
I was not there but...
USA

What could possibly have more meaning than a "wikkid sale item at Benny's"?
WiF
USA

first read that as "wicked hamper"
been an RIer way to long
USA

No way. How much is that bird seed? Also need to pick up some paint brushes and a wicker hamper.
GR
USA

No, he came out.
CHONG
USA

to One Who Know , umm you dont know, okay? Muddy came out and said "to all of you who came here hoping to see a Benny Sizzler show i have sorry news to report. THIS band's name has some sort of meaning in contrast to Benny Sizzler which means a wikkid sale item at Benny's!"
50lbs Wild Bird Seed
USA

BC-APNewsAlert WASHINGTON (AP) - Actor Wesley Snipes has been indicted on federal tax fraud charges in Florida.
he probably bet on RED!
USA

penis-faced Picasso poked by protruding elbow
WiF
USA

you mean the band name ISN'T Hope Yanker??
slightly dyslexic listener
USA

The show was wikkid'. muddy came out and said "you think providence is an anchor holding you back? We think it is too! A HOPE ANCHOR holding you back from losing all hope! This is our first song. it call PROVIDENCE: CITY OF DREAMS(city of love)"
One who know
USA

so....how was Hope Anchor and when's next ... ?
dirty

re: Monday Night Football- I hope their was at least one paper that used the headline "UnBEARievable!" this morning.
WiF
USA

I see the sp!m shortage has been remedied
now that it's remedied let's kill it
USA

And I seen Lester and Ed!
I did! I left the box!
USA

No! Fucking ME!
mj:(
USA

HMMM...not you?
GR
USA

Guess who left their refrigerator box and stepped out into the night to see/hear one Muddy performance...?
mj:(
USA

Yea, whole BS thing was down but apparently not ruled a suicide.
Saved by Spim
USA

I thought Chong broke lurk. But sp!m is never discouraged.
GR
USA

Chong try aphrolax. Chong only get lax part. Chong lawsuit comming soon.
ricky chang - chong lee's lawyer
USA

watch out for themistheclues faraone a gentlemen running for office in narragansett a private club kind of town will not tolerate such goomba transgressions in the mist. the mysteriois highwayman traveler that believes in character and oh yes physical assassinations too.
th faraone is a gangster in the mist
USA

If I say I like Gold Digger does that mean I have to burn my Kilslug 7"s?
don
USA

suck THIS
and then I point to my ASS
USA

Is it about when you worked at Servicemaster®?
Wet/Dry
USA

The album, if it ever happens, will be called "It Ain't Gonna Suck Itself, Honey"
KOL
USA

But UR2 hott nott to be on stage!
mj:(
USA

My side project has a new tune, it is called Slamborghini. Yep. Power Horse is the name of the band. Do not look for live shows ever.
KOL
USA

I heard heather rose had some new tunes!
Drooley McSweatshirt
USA

I think the Deterrents have some new tunes. Why don't you check them out.
Greasy McVinylseat
USA

when are you jackasses gonna come up with some new tunes?l.a.shitstarter is cool and the liver song aint bad either but i want to hear some new shit. get on it i'll report back in later.
flegg
USA

You: hi foleyimbot: what you wearing You: shirt foleyimbot: i always use lotion and the hand You: gross foleyimbot: you need a massage You: your gross foleyimbot: i always use lotion and the hand You: damn with the lotion foleyimbot: do you really do it face down You: huh? foleyimbot: cute butt bouncing in the air You: um i gotta go bye foleyimbot: good so your getting horny You: um i said bye foleyimbot: take it out
fun with foleybot
USA

During "Walk of Shame" away from litterbox, cat offloads semi-smash on carpet. Wife discovers. Spouse unwisely says to wife "Can you reach that or do you need a stool?". Amazingly, wife remains un-amused.
Zdeno

"home game"?????
Pierce Field
USA

Yo Lester, Foley wants to have a birthday chat with you
WiF
USA

As Chong always says - "Snowfrakes 5 dollah extra"
Leeron
USA

yeah yeah WtF. home game + unbeaten thus far = unlikely. btw, know what a "trolloc" is yet?
Zdeno

watching the LaLa boys lose is going to be, as Popeye said, very "amuse-kink, ack ack ack"
pass me the spinach
USA

funny in a very dark sorta way- baghdad barber joke
WiF my eyes peeled
USA

fooch sport talk radio
Capt Obvious
USA

Being a Brewers fan is equivalently painful as being nailed to a tree, so hopefully I'll get passed over and get to live another few years. At least long enough the watch them make the playoffs in 2009.
Lester
USA

yeah they had that clip on LOST. pretty funny scene. WtF, i cannot tell a lie: we will stamp on east providence like the slugs they are, but after losing the super bowl last season -- to FUCKING BARRINGTON -- may never again admit i even WENT to that school. as popeye said, "that's embarrass-kink".
zdeno

okay thanks.yeah fuck eei. Oh get THIS I was going to post link to said archived interview with Lidle on WFAN webbie but GUESS WHAT, they removed the link. WAS available last night. ps what is the Foulke thing? the Joe and Jerry call "stabbed by Foulke!"...?
so mad
USA

nice vent, total agreement. can't handle 'EEI except in very small doses anymore. at least they played the "stabbed by Foulke" clip on LOST last night. before it even ended i was getting 'fuck you' text messages from yankee fans.
Zdeno

Let me talk about Cory Ldle for a minute. If I may. I am under tense deadlines and the phone is ringing off the hook but I must dicuss. Please. Drove to CT on Monday and said, 'let's listen to NY sports radio" to kill time. Tuned in to Mike and the Mad Dog. Listened, thought, these guys are better than the Big Show, not as much yelling over each other, seem pretty respectful of callers etc etc. Well then 1/2 hour later Lidle calls in to defend himself aganst some misquote about so-called" throwing Torre under the bus". Obvious that it was blown out of proportion, whatever, he was not eloquent so wasn't able to truly defend himself against the utterly rude bullies they were. I don;t know Lidle from hole in wall and he was a Yankee but i wa absolutely disgusted that bullies with microphones could belittle and hurt another long pig so much. They told him he shouldn't be enjoying the day In NY because every other Yankee fan was crying under their beds etc etc. It was not a funny, sarcastic or jokey "interview". It was just plain cruel. SO needless to say i now think their sports radio is as shit as the rest of them. But here's the rub, professional athletes are NOT CT School of Broadcasting flunkies. Most are simply ATHLETES unsavvy in the ways of media. When they give you a true heartfelt quote they are taken to task. Whe they give you a robotic answer like jeter's "We battled" qtype quotes they are boring. No fucking wonder Manny don't talk to te media. I hope Mad Dog kills self over his hurtful fucking diatribe but he's probably using the tragedy to promote self even more.
so mad
USA

let's see... 33... EE...
head scratch... am there a cummings joke in there?
USA

Subtlety eh? How about, can you handle this Townie subtlety? The LaLa boys (ahem) are going down on T-Day. (ahem) gobbler gobbler
WiF
USA

They crucified Jeebus for turning 33. However, as a Brewers fan you get the mulligan.
Zdeno

Flip 33 upside down and what do you have? See? EXACTLY. Happy birthday Lestre
mj:(
USA

Lester turns 33 today discuss amoungst yourselves.
muddy Briefz
USA

Does this make Cory Lidle a fireballer?
Zdeno

Or, WtF, I meant it that way but Townies no canna handle the subtlety. Watching Don constitutes no offense except attempt to forcibly induce sleep, on accounta that Mac OS 7.5.1 he likes to rock mit der Photoshop 2...
Zdeno

Leeron, that place come with the dreamy snowflakes?
mj:(
USA

Bah http://providence.craigslist.org/apa/219627641.html
Leeron
USA

wow. not my gym. but one don call's "the Bridge to Fatness" due to it's proximty to "Anthony's Fried Fish Emporium". o my god what a way to lose your business. fuck. if I peep on don whilst he twiddles in front of computer will god have mercy and take this business away from me too...?
mj:(
USA

place in question- Bridge to Fitness gym
WiF
USA

point of order- shouldn't "snatching glimpses" really be "glimpsing snatches"?
WiF
USA

WHAT BLOB GYM, MINE? SOMEONE SAW MY HAIRY HEINEY WHILE BACK SHAVING IN THE WHIRPOOL???!!!!
mj:(
USA

guys, do you think it's fun to do taxes?
mj:(
USA

so what up with the moranic Blob gym owner/perv caught (ahem) snatching glimpses at his club's female patrons through a ceiling tile, while said patrons showered? prominent Blob politician? inquiring minds want to...i mean don't give a fuck.....
Zdeno

Blueballed!
Urban Blueball
USA

UrbanPlanet removed the posting! Handjob REVOKED!
Leeron
USA

Leeron owes KOL one (1) handjob.
Official Scorer

Good idea.
Leeron
USA

so put it on urbanplanet?
KOL
USA

Fabulous Apartment in Leeron Estate still available. I so hate finding tenants and I really dont want to have to put it up on craigslist. Argh. $800/2+bed/Armory/DogsOK/Cable TV, WiFi, WasherDryer in unit. Handjobs available for qualified applicants.
Leeron
USA

Blueshammer!
KOL
USA

Q- will the talentless cover-girl-makeup poster boys ever get past the "we just can't find the sound" to an actual sound?
gene simmons shoulda become a fluffer
USA

Muddy has a bio.....bahahahahahahahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...whew...oh wait...bahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAAAAAAAAAA
USA

new band name "muddy's bio" Dreary Ted - guitars/sneering. Terry Dread - Drums/chips Muddy Briefs - Bass/fishing Dirnty Lineham - roadie
lord Duck of bird hall
USA

Tanks. Any time I can vote Fred/Jason Kendalabong out, I will.
GR
USA

"combing gum out of his hair" = new BAND NAME
FUCK YEAH!
USA

you vote is counted GR.
chong.
USA

besides that "baby boy" song she sings is a lennon cover.
Lord Muck of Turd Hall.
USA

re: comment about beth lyrics. Thursday, October 12, 2006 at 09:12:01 (EDT). and di you call it their "craft"? Holy Shit I mean what's next mj? Are ya gonna go and get "signed" or something? no only hellen keller would "sign" you. are ya gonna go and write some songs that "really mean something too you"? that's the only way you'll ever get anywhere. Of course a whole album of songs about me probably wouldnt sell that well.
Lord Muck of Turd Hall.
USA

Songwriters in the '70's DID spend more time on their craft than with loved ones (see: "Beth I wish I could be home soon but me and the boys are playing and we just can't find the sound" as BETH lyrics indicate). But at least they were honest about it. Today, Celine Dionne writes a song about her love for baby son Renee while she's really out fucking some Joy Boy instead of at home combing gum out of his hair.
mj:(
USA

Walmart propaganda hacks busted
WiF
USA

Yell for Myron Floren tunes
lady of spain
USA

fyi, muddy's bio does not indicate that he was ever in Benny Sizzler, silly!
Yell for Cat Stephen's songs instead
USA

no, he wrote "father and son"
dummy
USA

I thought Cat Stevens wrote "Cats in the Cradel.."? No...?
Cradel THIS
USA

let's all go to muddy's show and yell requests for bennysizzler songs.
chong
USA

methinks Loud Muck doth protest too much
your son prefers you w*rk more cab shifts
USA

Cat's Cradel = name of my next band.
Sneak
USA

phailed <-----
chong
USA

And this video shows why lester isn't around anymore....
damn
USA

And this video shows why lester isn't around anymore....
Chong
USA

and the cats in the cradle and the siver sp...... they put their balls on your face?
Cat "teabag" stevens
USA

The video shows why Chong isn't around much any more.
Lester
USA

re: you shutting you ass-stained lips... Who gives a crap what he did for world hunger if his own son can't catch a fucking baseball cause he was too busy penning the ever so sensitive last line to the taxi song? Now go, take your facts and knowledge of things, and go away.
Lord Muck of Turd Hall.
USA

missing linky
dog's in the kennel
USA

re: Harry Chapin- yeah what an uncaring asshole. Only founded the national (then international) World Hunger Year. Only a real kid-hater coulda set the goal of "A world free of poverty in which all people have secure livelihoods and access to food from a just and sustainable food system." The UN was finally so embarassed by his efforts they founded the World Health Organization.
dog's in the kennel
USA

Shut up your fuck-faced mouth. i make the rules here and i always have and you all know it. Now suck on the best cover of any song ever mr dude who is lucky I dont kill you asshole.
Lord Muck of Turd Hall.
No Humpuking on this clip., well, kinda USA

Did you not get the memo about videos must = humpuking. At least a warning must be posted that video link does not include humpuking.
Humsaph
USA

Tom Chapin was the hip one
Make-A-Wish junkie
USA

I mean really? Who would put up with his shit? wasn't he the catguy? WTF?
Lord Muck of Turd Hall.
USA

note to self- the difference between sex-lax and ex-lax is more than a mere letter
rapturous runnings
USA

And just now I'm starting to realize that most 70's songs are about asshole dudes putting their careers before their families?
Lord Muck of Turd Hall.
USA

And for serious, Terry jacks would lay the smack down on chapin, real life or claymation-style.
Lord Muck of Turd Hall.
USA

Did you know that harry chapin wrote cats in the cradle about his own son? It's like "douchebag, the time you spent writing that song could've been used playing catch with your son." I swear to god if I ever see that dude on the street im going to bury him.
Lord Muck of Turd Hall.
USA

re: sex-lax...classic
Zdeno

ed, please shut the fuck up about the ramones. please. my face is humpuking at the thought of a citybeat ramones retrospective.
Lord Muck of Turd Hall.
USA

This Friday on Citibeat: Celebrating International John Peel Day. Friday 7 - 10PM, 89.3FM and 893WUMD.org
ed
USA

Manager-producer Rory Rosegarten has secured the rights to a feature about the seminal punk rock band the Ramones. Rosegarten, the former exec producer of "Everybody Loves Raymond," has used his own coin to option "I Slept With Joey Ramone," the authorized bio on the lead singer that was written by Ramone's brother, Mickey Leigh, and punk chronicler Legs McNeil. Rosegarten also negotiated a deal with the late rocker's mother, Charlotte Lesher, who is the executor of Ramone's estate. The family has given him access to the band's raucous tunes. It took Rosegarten more than a year to piece the rights together between the family and Ramones Prods., which oversees the tunes.
ed
USA

But can I have the Barlett's Quotation book?
ed
USA

No more expensive than anyone else, GR.
ed
USA

Something for you music losers.
Loser
USA

why does everybody on this fucking site need viagara?
flegg
USA

why could'nt johhny damon have been on the plane too.
flegg
USA

some things should be left to the experts:flying airplanes and major league pitching.
flegg
USA

mother of god just learned that Cory Lidle was flying plane that hit NY bldg. JUST fucking listened to him take it hard on the Mike and the Maddog show on WFAN on radio Monday. That's fucking sad.
mj:(
USA

Why is Adam Sandler?
Perplexed
USA

All set on bookees. Will arrange a drop off at Defecateur at some point.
GR
USA

as to plane/chopper hitting building- note today's date 10/11/06 then flip it upside down
lurk tin foil dept
USA

Meathead gave MJ 50lbs potatoes
ps
USA

Save me this one: Illustrated Lives of the Saints
I'm in it
USA

gotz those dictionaries and several Bartlett's already, HOWEVER the following would be lovely additions for me- Literary History of the US; Dictionary of Literary Pseudonyms; Concise Dictionary of American History; Roget s International Thesaurus; Rhyming Dictionary; People and Events of the American Revolution;
WiF
USA

'Edmunds Guide to Inferior Races' CANNOT be real
wha?!
USA

I thought you said the last time you "made it" was in '83 with John Monopoly? Anyway, I rescued a few olde reference books from the library...the best one is 'Edmunds Guide to Inferior Races'. It says that Chinamen are physically small, but wily and invented gunpowder and opium pleasure.
KOL
USA

no word on uncle veek. he missed huge wiffle party even
Have You Seen Me?
USA

In fact, once, a well meaning aquaintance suggested he/she could "hook us up" with "a big record company guy" but the stipulation was that "this was for real" and mj had to be "prepared to tour" and "leave the dogs" for "long periods" so as to "make it"
Ghost of Edith, Onion and Falbo
USA

Here we go again. . . "Plane Crashes into Manhattan Building"
Lester
USA

So hey, how is ol' uncle Veek doing these days?
Zdeno

Lab abandoner is a moe. Let it be known that benny sizzler never compromised a dog's comfort or home for musical career advancement. Each and every pet was/is a reason we are not huge. Why doesn't he do the right thing, stay home, care for pet and use THAT as an exuse for failing? He sucks. I'll ask around.
mj:(
USA

BBC too $$$$$$$$$$. Sorry. Did I mention this is only a 3 room library? Thought I would pass that on again. Not sure what main branch's excuse is. Yellow lab=dog of employee's son who is moving to NYC to make it big in the music world! HAHAHAHA. Anyway, mom and dad will not take dog (dad's against, mom is for) and all other avenues have fallen through. He may soon be headed for animal rescue league if the last 2 possible candidates decide against him. It's not that he's bad, it's just that he's 5 and weighs 85 lbs. And all the possibles have just lost a dog and are mostly looking for puppies.
GR
USA

Most of these are fairly old: Literary History of the US; Dictionary of Literary Pseudonyms; Bartlett s Familiar Quotations; American Heritage Dictionary; Webster s New World Dictionary; Webster s New Biographical Dictionary; Columbia Univ. Complete Home Medical Guide; Stedman s Medical Dictionary; NYPL Desk Reference; NYPL Business Desk Reference; NYPL American History Desk Reference; NYPL Science Desk Reference; Illustrated Lives of the Saints; Concise Dictionary of American History; Roget s International Thesaurus; Rhyming Dictionary; People and Events of the American Revolution; Webster s Dictionary of Proper Names
GR
USA

mean circle on wall say no nappy time for me fer another 2 1/2 hours
noddy noddington
USA

blow
mj:(
USA

wrt 'body shaving' I thought you broke the mower the last time?
A Jerk
USA

did he say pubicsize your band?
the rather wooly hair bobby found
USA

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Cousin It had a bald head.
Bobby finds a hair
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serously tho, mj may actually think about an attendance effort...we'll see how long the full Kabuki on the face takes and how the body shaving goes...
mj:(
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MUDDY WHY DON YOU PUBLISIZE YOUR BAND ON YOUR OWN WEBSIT??!????
MJ:(
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wha? who? why? yello lab...?
mj:(
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I cringe at possible responses as I report my band Hope Anchor will be playing sat. at Jake's.
muddy Briefz
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Hey GR, why aren't you buying any audiobooks from my employer?
ed
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300,000,000th American longpig due today
WiF
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I believe "Seduction of the Innocent" has been out and overdue with one Mark Foley for at least ten years now.
librarian of congress
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2010?!?
Lester
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GR you have a copy of the book "seduction of the innocent" at your lib?
CL
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I'm a reference book junkie. Whatcha got?
WiF
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Wait am that a Seinfeld bit I detect?
not that there's anything wrong with that
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ANyone interested in a 5 year old yellow lab? He's 85 lbs and very sweet. If you know anyone, let me know.
GR
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Speaking of which, I have at least 50 old reference books I'm throwing, yes, throwing away! Anyone innerested? Some I'm offering to other libraries in the state. There are dictionaries, literary resources, etc. I am hate reference books especially since I need the room for audio books. Did I mention my library only has 3 rooms?
GR
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now that shit = FUNNY
mj:(
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Well, let me tell you something, funny boy. Y'know that little stamp, the one that says "New York Public Library"? Well that may not mean anything to you, but that means a lot to me. One whole hell of a lot. Sure, go ahead, laugh if you want to. I've seen your type before: Flashy, making the scene, flaunting convention. Yeah, I know what you're thinking. What's this guy making such a big stink about old library books? Well, let me give you a hint, junior. Maybe we can live without libraries, people like you and me. Maybe. Sure, we're too old to change the world, but what about that kid, sitting down, opening a book, right now, in a branch at the local library and finding drawings of pee-pees and wee-wees on the Cat in the Hat and the Five Chinese Brothers? Doesn't HE deserve better? Look. If you think this is about overdue fines and missing books, you'd better think again. This is about that kid's right to read a book without getting his mind warped! Or: maybe that turns you on; maybe that's how y'get your kicks. You and your good-time buddies. Well I got a flash for ya, joy-boy: Party time is over. Y'got seven days. That is one week!
Joy Boy
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Just a little Swamp Thang getting his wiffle on - yo.
wtf lmaorof humpuking pwn3d humsaph!
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Lester, you seem to have quite a few joy boys, don't you?
somebody else
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don't say hi
SOMEBODY
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SOMEBODY was so clueless as to the hipness of the lurk that they had to google both "Humpuking" and 'Humsaph" and what came up? A lone entry for the lurk.
not SOMEBODY
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Another article in the Guardian from my friend Steve O'Shea
Lester
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hi
chong
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Huckleberry Hound will not be down to sing My Darling Clementine
WiF
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Yo! the Mus!c was horrible! we blew it!
KOL
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hi
mj:(
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Does Humsaph humpuke? Et tu Humsaph?
Zdeno

Sure, Stankie's main qualification for playing the accordian was getting gangrene at the Battle of the Bulge and nearly getting his arms amputated. Can Myron help it that he was plague by heart trouble, and despite that he chose to go into the USO to serve his country with his dulcet, yet toe-tapping gift at playing the accordian? Truth be told it was only the wondrous inspiration of Myron's playing that gave Stankie the will to recover from gangrene and learn to play a facsimile of the music the man who saved his life played.
32 years of playing with Lawrence "never cried while humpuking" Welk (need I say more)
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Nice welcome pic. How'd ya get mj to smile? Were all wifflers of the web-toed variety?
WiF
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umm....Giambi during 'roid rage? (hemorrhoid, that is). be that as it may, it's cool.
Zdeno