Benny Sizzler Lurkive July 13 to September 8, 2006

You've got it all wrong...it's a small world after all, it's a small world after all, it's a small world after all, it's a small small world.
Walt Diznee
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Am off to Block Island for a week sans dogs and meatworld. I shall return just in time for Team Fundraising Rock. Remember - it's a BIG WORLD and we are just living in it.
KOL
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RE: Lestre link; "The man was taken to hospital with head injuries."
This shit just writes itself doesn't it
USA

zdeno, while I'm thinking of it, any chance of getting them there books on Monday (defecatur rendez vous?)? While pole supervising Tuesday I will definitely be needing some serious reading material.
WiF
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nice, so besides stealing retired folk's transport, they're ripping working folk's way of making a living.
WiF
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sounds kinda like the mud bank won that round. sucks. guess the peeps who stole it were having a most excellent time driving it around and stealing tools off construction sites...
zdeno

mud bank? When it's so bad you have to keep your mud in a bank you know things are bad
keep my mud under the matress
USA

Just found out where Lester was vacationing
Bratislava
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after my parents' locked car got jacked recently, they had the house alarmed (PD hookup, motion sensor). was installed for the grape, but monthly maintenance fee is $30. btw: this morning, cranston cops called to tell them vehicle was located: "it was involved in a felony in groton, and was driven into a mud bank." i doubt THE muddy was involved.
zdeno

Just let muddy have his pickle party there with the lights on and blinds open. No one will ever venture near there again.
HA HA
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Lester - I could lend her my FID's CD if you like. If she put it on repeat while she was out there's no way someone would want to break in.
Leeron
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Please=plus. No need for a decoder ring. Why would you want to miss a minute of fun with Jameson's?
ZR
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Curtains and blinds and lights on timers. Please 2 stoopit barking animals. Hey, guess what? I have 2 stoopit barking animals to give away. She want them? One of them bites!
ZR
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I used the "someone gave me a description" bluff regarding my car being broken into at my first apartment. Two days later one of the neighborhood scumbags came up and told me the fvck that had pulled it off was scared sh!tless that I knew he had done it and that I was hunting for him. Guess what I told the dude to pass as a message.
limb from limb
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If they got a decent haul and/or saw something too large to snag at the moment, expect a second visit. Letting it be known around the neighborhood very loudly that you have gotten a gun in the iterim and that someone gave you a description of someone who had been checking out the place helps to discourage the scumbags. They prefer easy targets. But if they're jonesing bad all bets are off. As to moving, I don't know of anyplace in the city that I don't know someone who's been hit (security or not).
fight back
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As for the "moving out of Mt. Pleasant" suggestion, it's not like any of you Lurkers could afford a $400K house out in the suburbs or anything either, so clam it.
Lester
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Oddly enough, the reason she wasn't home was because she was dogsitting in Coventry.
Lester
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Totally freaked is when they break in and you are home. Lights are good, dead bolts, metal doors, zen meditation. If someone really wants your shit, they are going to take your shit.
Totally
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a dog
capt obvious' security consultant
USA

move out of mt pleasant?
ASSFACE
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Question for all you homeowners - a friend's house in Mt. Pleasant got broken into last night when she wasn't home. She's totally freaked. Any quick and easy (and inexpensive) security measures she could try, short of a full-blown alarm system? I already suggested window bars and a motion sensor floodlight.
Lester
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yo lester
got grammar?
USA

And what he said the first Vikings game of the year.
Lester
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but oddly when the subject of chong came up he just said he was
doing a heckuva job
USA

And at the mere mention of the name Lester
he said
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And when he heard mj was both F2 & M2 in a certain vid
he said
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And when he read zdeno's posts WITH a decoder ring (and a Chariho Code Talker assistant)
he said
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And when he tried to read one of zdeno's posts without a decoder ring
he said
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and when he heard about don's prancing about in underwear at the "office"
he said this
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And when he heard what muddy said about Sid
he said this
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for those who doubt my labelling of the murder monkey as a murder monkey- When the MM heard what I've been saying about him he replied thusly...
WiF
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F1, F2, and F3 action am only in the movies
that's right, only in the movies
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You don't have to tell me that life treats don like M1, but doesn't F1, F2 and F3 get some kind of handjob action going on M1, at some point?
M1
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Hey, I was there two out of the three days. Ain't that enough?
Lester
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Yeah, just not both days, right?
Yeah right
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BTW - I most definitely did attend the previous pickle party.
Lester
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I'm beginning to wish I hadn't booked Big World to play the pickle party.
Lester
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Well then color me dickhead!
muddy Briefz
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Stating something subjective (like your opinion of a band's songwriting, for example) as objective fact is a total dick move. BIG WORLD 4EVA.
The Truth
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I heard that SOMEONE did not even show at the last pickle party.
ZR
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I found video footage of the the FID's show.
Lester
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and may I add, ya gotta wonder about the childhood of the dude that did say that
M?
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Let me preface this by insisting this is not my quote. If it was, the length and smell would be of an entirely different description... "What kid wouldn't want to play with a 3 foot-long, lily smelling, soft pink worm that spits?"
WiF/M?
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I see in true lurk tradition that friday sh!tstarting has taken a literal turn.
WiF/M?
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Cuz it's really a pickle party.
M3
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Hey can someone please buy me this?
Chong
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M1 drops brown turtle on $3k Misfits record and exclaims " you've got to be shitting me"
M1
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Hey if anyone wants to buy me an early Columbus Day present I wouldnt say no to this: http://cgi.ebay.com/16-MADE-PINK-WAX-THE-MISFITS-Legacy-DANZIG-Samhain_W0QQitemZ290026322638QQihZ019QQcategoryZ306QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item290026322638
Leeron
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If M2 weren't so outtie i'd take your face and smear it in V3
mj:(/M2
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M1 buys second house on the beach, F1 triples the size of the anderson account, M1 then wakes up at 10am everyday to start work, M1 and F1 take a day to go surfing, M2 pays rent to M1 and is no problem at all, M1 stops getting dressed for work...........
ewwww gross!!!!
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Why don't they list "Sausage party" in the events section?
cuz it's not an event
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mj:( =M2
Now I'm really outtie fuck all you all
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Pub Quiz is on Sunday night.
Duh.
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missing link to cape punchline
http://home.earthlink.net/~wildcolonial/
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Cause now I'M EATING CORN ON THE COB!
F2
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umm,don.... in case you haven't noticed life already treats you like M1.
a coprophiliac by any other name will still smell just.....
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Hey M1, did you eat corn on the cob yesterday?
F2
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Is the cape required adornment for going to the Wild Colonial. And how come "events" only include a pub quiz for this Saturday night?
WiF
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Can I change my name from don to M1?
M1
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ok, that IS more disgusting than the dog/fvck/vomit vid
and it's only text
USA

Now that was a good read.
William Radcliffe
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Maybe I'll get some porn for Saturday. Something Muddy will enjoy. Like this stuff.
Lester
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whater=fuck you. too many letters in the alphabet, too many rules about where they should be placed in words and stuuf, i ahte all of ou
mj:(
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Say I didn't shave for two weeks would I be a "whater dude" too?
mj:(
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That guy is just wearing underwear now?
Whatever
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Dear mr Tarter, Who writes your jokes? You should fire him.
Carrot top
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I have embraced my "whatever dude" status.
don
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I could see if it were at a peeler bar, maybe...
Shit S. Tarter
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I'm not so sure on that one.
Stripper Pole
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then again if you wear a hat they might think you are "just one of the guys"
Chong
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They MIGHT just think you are the "entertainment"
Chong
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Don't even talk to me about blob philosophy. As I saw the movie title on a Belgian billboard once "Dum O Dumbese"
mj:(
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Okay, theoretically, say I didn't have a sausage and say I sauntered into a sausage party, what would happen?
mj:( <heehee@heehee.fart>
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Having coworkers at all is the worst. I hate my job.
KOL
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What's worse. Going to work in you underwear, or going to work in your underwear and your coworkers are non-plused?
don
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I'm Rick James, BITCH. Hey Mean Joe, what's up with the 'blob trying to prevent extension of commuter rail?
zdeno

Are you sure that's not Dave Chappelle?
Dave Chappelle
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Wow, a weatherman even gayier than RJ. Who'd have thunk it?
Lester
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If you read the email it says YOU NOT WANTED
a little birdie
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Danger Mouse and Flicksy fuck up Paris Hilton album, sneaking 400 copies into a London record shop.
Way too funny
USA

Football season starts NOW!
ed
USA

Rachel Ray was in town and I missed it? Damn. That girl is super-smokin' hot.
ed
USA

I repeat: IT'S A BIG WORLD: The Story of Rhode Island's Most Legendary Rock Band. By Dan Halen. With Bonus CD and discography, abd 2007 wall calendar featuring 'The Grand Funk Railroad of Aquidneck Island' themselves. 836 pages with heartfelt and moving forward by local man on the scene Terry-O Dread.
KOL
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chong shut up. Stop bothering me whilst I try and heckle an IMPENDING SAUSAGE PARTY
mj:(
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Hey guys, umm...say ole mj wanted to, you know, just go to the Wild Colonial this Saturday round 6pm or so? Say I just went there. You know, with my tits flying and such. What would happen?
mj:(
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Hi It's me chong! So... what do you guys think of Big World?
Chong
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"I had to pull out the fetus with my hands"
just for the sheer disgust of that line
USA

another bizarro critter corpse
WiF
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care not about damon. it's almost hockey season with american football acceptable for 3 hours/week. skated with some doods who want me to join adult league in NW RI. they're all about 20 years younger + 30 pounds lighter + 40 times faster. may have to do it anyway. that's why god invented spearing.
zdeno

then i point to my Crouch.
zd

And how psyched are you zdeno about Damon's play for a certain team
salt + wound
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hey zdeno, how about them ded sox?
WiF
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Couch trip = dead link.
Julio Logoz
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I can't hang out here anymore beause I have to leave and do important things but I just wanted to rub into all of your hater faces what a kickass job my B/F Julian Tavares did on his last start.
mj:(
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name of iranian foreign minister = Mottaki.
zdeno

WtF must be psyched to see Culpepper play for a team that only mostly sucks.
zdeno

I don't care what you say, decimals are ALWAYS funny. Especially when referring to the length of a cock.
Dewey D.
USA

Now you're starting to get it! (all 1.0 of it!)
muddy Briefz
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does that mean you can't even get the benefit of a reacharound because the reach is about a .5 cock short?
just out of reach
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".5" cock = very funny
mj:(
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the .5 cock in the ass refers to not even having the descency of being a full cock in the ass.
muddy Briefz
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Say it ain't so!
Not Sorbanee Banerjee
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Tell it like it is, Muddy. Word up. Not sure what 1.5 cock in @ss means.
Kool thing
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Come on Muddy, stop talking in circles, tell us what you really mean.
chef
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Alright I'm sick of this back pedaling! No one is saying that everyone in Big World is not a nice guy in their meat world, I'm just saying that collectively they are 1/2 a cock in the ass. Sid may rule as an extreme sports figure but on the stage as a rocker he is a characture of everything wrong with music. And to whoever said their songs are well crafted you're just wrong! They're songs blow! They sound like this is they're first band circa the 10th grade and the lyrics are even worse. I understand they may have been influential 20 years ago but let's leave it there and stop giving reluctant props to one of the worst bands I've ever seen. And I mean that this is not hyperbole they absolutely suck from top to bottom.
muddy Briefz
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That was exactly two weeks ago that collection plate was passed. The day before pay day once again. Current available life savings to contribute to the cause- $1.39, but I am getting thirsty again.
wiF
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gotta love them bookish types
now that am good eats
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I'd rather throw down Bobby Flay's wife.
People reader

wif, you're not supposed to EAT the plate...unless it's a SMOOTH plate of course...
gross
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WiF ate the collection plate.
chef
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Agreed...Sid Rules!
chef
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whay happened to that lurk collection plate that was going around for chef? did someone spend it at Shroeders on swedish fish?
mj:(
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...and I would kick Booby Flay's ass!
chef
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Sid the Package has never been a snob, always inclusive of kooks and first-timers, generous to a fault.
PS by mj:(
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Yes, according to my source, the kids did it on purpose (for humor, not for spite)...and again, chef has no cash for diner, therefore no fame for me.
chef
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chef, i agree with not mj. i know of a diner waiting for a home and your world class cooking to go in it.
am mj:(
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chef if you would only buy your own diner fame would be a fait accompli. And could a throwdown with Bobby flay be far behind?
not mj
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did they put them on backwards on purpose?
suspicious of them there kids
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Sid does rule. Even Ruthie says so in her interview
WiF
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Funny thing about the Rachel Ray episode...(first off, I was pissed that The Package got on the Food Network before me!), if you notice, Sid dropped in once, then they showed someone else skating...well according to Johnnie Carwash, the kids at Sid's shop put his front truck on backwards, Sid nearly slammed hard...funny stuff.
chef
USA

"The day I first met the Package, me and Sloppy went to his house--or rather Ruthie's house, his 90-year-old mom."
someone say something about mom's house?
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i'm not even a passable dishwasher
PS
USA

Hey Sid rules. He kept me from rollerblading and got me into surfing in the late 80's. i love sid. and some of the songs are very well crafted because they are written by maggo (verse/ chorus/ bride /chorus/out etc. and good hooks, (if dated). it's geldork i can't stand and ernst is a prick too. iggy is cool
to clarify
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Meant to share this back in July when it happened, but I forgotz. Alright, here's a bizarro world connection for ya. I was watching Rachel Ray's $40 a Day show on Foodnetwork and she's doing Newport. So she's checking out local spots people are recommending and the next thing ya know she's getting skateboard lessons from Sid. The hype on what a legend he am was quite... interesting. link for the doubters
WiF
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MJ check youe email. I gots a question for you two.
Chonk
USA

That place is creepy and it's somber too.
Leeron
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Muddy needs to chill out. Take it up to room 21, dude.
Lester
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Also - they should be in drag. and shit on stage. and not plug in any of their instruments.
Leeron
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I feel that Big World might be passable if they played everything twice as fast and 1/2 as well. They sound worn out, but a few of the songs had decent hooks.
Leeron
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I can not defend Big World, but I can certainly say many, many nice things about their bass player, Iggy Talls (aka Steve Lepper). Iggy was a founding member of NN, bass player for so many other bands (Lovetrain, Big Nazo and others that i am currently not remembering), he is a single Dad with great kids, one of the coolest people (and a great, great skater with the coolest ramp I have ever seen), and he is not a coke whore. I have known Steve most of my life and consider him a true friend. Feel free to dis Big World, but leave my friend out of it (He's also under 50, and does not live with his mom). Yes, I would defend any of you lurkers if anyone outside of this very small circle dissed any one of you as well. Okay, re start the hate. Peace.
chef
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As they said back in my day "cor blimey, that ZR's a right corker"
William Radcliffe
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As they said back in my day, "right on" Muddy! I am hate that B(m)W.
ZR
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Muddy said "Dylanesque".
Chong
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That's ok. You're still number one in my book. By the way my book goes on sale today! It's called "Top 50 dishwashers over 50"
Chong
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Alright already with Big World! You all have made a monster by gving them more respect than they had in 82! Bottom line they blow and should have never let they're reunion get this far. The songs are primitive, poorly thought out and noone in the group can play or sing. They are also dumb enough to really think they are something else when people(Bruce Juice excluded) are just being nice to them. New scenario (Big World and the Sizz play together and guitar player approaches MJ) BW:"hey Gail good show!" MJ"Yeah I liked it too"(MJ turns and walks away.) My new survival guide: 1)don't ever play with Big World: your friends will thank you, You'll draw better, you won't have to see that stupid cunt of a band ever again, and you'll never have to deal with a bunch of coked up 50 somethings who live with their mothers and think Horror Hotel is a Dylanesque masterpiece worthy of literary appraisal.
muddy Briefz
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that's fucking right punk rock ruined my life. i'm 51 and a fucking dishwasher
mj:(
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Whatever MJ, I hear you were a very bright and normal child. So like uhh...... what the hell happened? oh right. Punk rock ruined your life.
chong
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Hey where's Muddy been, anyway? Busy making doilies for the impending nupts? Muddy where you at?
mj:(
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fuck you. the last time i was in any kind of class i farted in the general direction of the instructor, flipped over the bingo table, said 'this is bullshit' and walked out.
m "trouble with authority figures" j:(
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And to sound off at WLNE
pull the propaganda
USA

Not everything was cute in '85.
Lester
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For those wishing to strike a blow against the ABC propanda machine. Readers Digest version of backstory- The Path to 9/11 (to air mon & tues) was written by a right-wing nutsack, but claims to be based on 9/11 Commision (it ain't). ABC also gave all the Rush Dimbulb types advance copies but has refused to let Clinton, Albright, and the folks that were actually there see the sack-o-lies before it is aired. Link to send ABC a big FU included here.
WiF
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MJ I didn't know you were in a spinning class! Looks like we have a shared hobby. How many plates can you keep up? Have you been taught finger or palm style? have you learned the deadly "China Bounce" yet? WE NEED TO TALK!
Chong
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MJ I didn't know you were in a spinning class! Looks like we have a shared hobby. How many plates can you keep up? Have you been taught finger or palm style? have you learned the deadly "China Bounce" yet? WE NEED TO TALK!
Chong
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oops. I mean ummm dan uhhh not dan ummm uhhhh
Lita Ford
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Of course dan did warn us that they would leave as soon as they were done.
Mr Stagefright
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yes, gledorf is geldork
fuck my dyslexic typewriter
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fuck bob gledorf for leaving the building. that is the funniest thing if he left because of some sort of hurt feelings. in reality he probably didn't even hear you what with the coke ringing in his ears and the shrill memory of my fighting his ass at town hall due to the excessive light pollution coming from his used car dealership 24-7
no shit
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If I coulda gotten my mind around applying a dime sized dollup of conditioner to my wig I MIGHT have been cute in '85.
mj:(
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don't ever say "badfish" "rock" "lupos" 'sublime" ever again
thank you
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Rick Massimo: Badfish to rock Lupo's with tribute to Sublime
ITS GONNA BE AWESOME!!!
USA

Remember how cute we all were in 1985?
ZR
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PUNK ROCK!
Lester
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it's all about CROUCH!
zdeno

Theo has been Pwn3d!
2006

MJ (to big world)"you guys were really good" chong (to tall guy in black who played guitar")"yeah, that's cause they got bob geldoff in the band!" then they left in a huff.........
a little birdie
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I think the Gwen Steffani dolls are very cute. Will there be a life-size inflatible version?
ed
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I work with Mark the organizer. He is one of the most sarcastic people I know. Like on the same level as Chong. Very funny man. He also expressed interest in "signing" the FID's to his record label. This means he probably is on drugs. Crescent Park, It's so exciting....
Leeron
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fyi, my boy toy boyfriend (and soon to be Chong's dad) was depressed by big world
mj:(
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mj take on big world: during set was into their bit, love sid, yadda yadda but then did anybody notice the wicked attitude i got from used car salesman/coke whore upon complimensts to his playing? What a dick. Don't worry he has a solo record cumming out. then i thought they were dicks for leaving and not sticking around for any of the other bands. as it were i felt bad for leaving when i did. i didn't know Mark the organiser was in the last band. now i am the dick.
mj:(
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Why didn't the fids do "Riding the Up and Forth" when the crowd* was screaming for songs about Crescent Park?
mj:(
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propaganda alert
more lies from the lying liars
USA

I think you're confusing lemon cucumbers with dingleberries
WiF
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HOLY ROLLER by the M*t*rmags is on my MANSPACE profile.
Guess Who
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I ate a lemon cucumber once. And then I realized it was attached to Wif's shorts!
mj:(
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What I will NOT be buying my nieces this year.
ZR
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Three men arrested for trying to have a cold one after work.
Lester
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dude with a non-native plant fatwa
the limb reaper strikes
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Any lurkers ever eaten lemon-cucumbers?
WiF
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the new book on turdblossom reveals his dad was bi
WiF
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It's A Big World: The Story of Rhode Island's Greatest Rock Band by Dan Halen. 792 pages. Hardcover.
KOL
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bi book sh!z
bi? that means listening to both country AND western, right?
USA

Book for BI week: A Bird for Peter
mj:(
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All seriousness aside, the fids were surprisingly entertaining (if slightly musical). I encourage a full-scale reforming.
Mrs. MJ:(
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Looking for book suggestions for the BI week. Gotz any?
ZR
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Mickey has a special rapport with young men. They are drawn to his childlike nature.
Mrs. MJ:(
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
secret laughter rollover here
USA

I dunno. Mickey bought me a few beers and only asked me to sit on his lap once all night. I thought he was alright.
KOL
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HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME? He's not my dad, he's not my friend, he's just some guy you met at dad's funeral. And please ask him to stop looking at my girlfriends bajungas okay? Why don't you two start a band? you can call it "WE RUIN MY SON's LIFE"
Chong
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Son, you did so good! I am SO PROUD of you! Just like how we rehearsed it in the den. Mickey can really relate to you guys since you are about the same age. In fact, I've suggested to Mickey that you two should start a band together. Wouldn't that be GREAT?
Mrs. MJ:(
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It's sooooo embarassing when my MOM BRINGS HER BOYFRIEND TO MY PUNK ROCK SHOWS!!!!
CHONG LEE
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KOL, how 'bout that Worf in today's ProJo? Wish they had a pic of your ole roadie.
ZR
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Best heckle was my self-heckle of "can i get a little more talent in the monitors?"
Mr Stagefright
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This band RAWKS!
Fred Collette
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My friend fred collette says this band RAWKS!
Tony Bass
USA

I can name that tune in two notes.
Jona Lewie
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Song in head....That's why you'll always find him in the kitchen at parties.
ZR
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The punk-o-matic tune writer was so disgustingly accurate that i shot my computer
PS
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Yeah, how about "those who heckle real talent shall be mercilessly heckled back into the practice room at AXELROD". Huh? You like that proverb?
Rosie the Not-so-Riveting
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ahh.. chong finally got caught up with, like in that old chinese proverb- those who heckle in glass houses shall be heckled unto the seventh generation
trust me, the translation doesn't do it justice
USA

that's quite a riveting tale
then again....
USA

AND a heckle back form rockstar on stage in response to my INCESSANT HECKLING: " Umm... I'M on stage"
mj:(
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Best heckle heard at FIDS gig ever "Why do you do this to us?"
mj:(
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For all you nascent rock stars (and fer you decrepit ones too), here's your punk-o-matic tune writer
WiF
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yeah i left that bottle in the wall at Quonset. So what? Me and my team of riveters were working for the war effort. I was a retired school teacher so it was blast for me.
mj:(
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if only I could eat spim for dinner
I'd never go hungry at night
USA

Plame's actual title and NOC status have finally been confirmed. So the next question is how many other NOCs and contacts were endangered for the MM's lies.
see also- the espionage act
USA

RI am Diebold free zone, and I posted the hack about a month ago when it was actually news
WiF
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Supervisors only!
Dick Pole, Dick

Am the "j" in mj stand for Jakvony?
ancient message found in NK
USA

so today. I wore my autographed FIDS shirt to spinning. I had Chong autograph the back of it. He spent a lot of time trying to get his name just right. He even had to do it over a few times. I didn't even want to look at it when i took it off and put it on. because it would ruin the magic of the night. Apparently all the other fit nuts LOVED it because they were pointing and talking about it in hushed tones!
mj:(
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Does MJ remind anyone else of Diz from Out of Control?
Sneak
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FUCK! that FIDS GIG WAS SO HOTT that I had to retreat to my SECOND HOUSE for 4 days! BTW, I call my second house my COUNTRY SEAT.
mj:(
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A member of the SAOA (Squirrel Anti-Opera Army) has struck the first blow in their fatwa against opera singers.
Sue Ecide Square-El
USA

Rumor has it that the OTHER flyer did not list the FFs haha.
Sneak
USA

innappropriate joke I've been waiting to hear since yesterday
throw anther longpig on the stingray barby
USA

crocodile dude will not be down to rassle any venomous thingys for breakfast
WiF
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spotted last evening- certain someone of Agenda cadre posting two variations of geeg poster. Discussion of preferred version amongst those nearby- conclusion, red finga dog "hands" down (and back) favorite.
let your ego commence to inflate
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So now the murder monkey has "invoked the ancient doctrine of sovereign immunity which is based on the old English legal maxim that "The King Can Do No Wrong." It is an absolute defense to any legal action unless the "sovereign" consents to be sued."
need I say more
USA

It appears the only ones who labored over the weekend were the spimmers
curse them spimmers w*rk habits
USA

Big World left early cause I told iggy he looked like Bob geldoff.
Mr Stagefright
USA

Big World = truly the greatest band in RI history. Riding in a BIG TRUCK, BIG TRUCK. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KOL
USA

THnks to lurkers for making the trip to NB. Hope you had a time of LIFE! Soon send MJ nice clean shirt to make up for rude drawing shirt. Oh and WHERE DID I COME UP WITH THAT SHIT I SAID??????
Mr Stagefright
USA

1971, Born on this day, Ty Longley, Great White. Had the 1989 hit with a cover of Ian Hunter's 'Once Bitten Twice Shy'. Longley died on 20th February 2003 along with 100 fans after pyrotechnics ignited a club during a Great White gig in West Warwick, Rhode Island.
Fun Facts to Know and Tell
USA

bought nephew birthday present...bauer stick. tryouts for travel team next weekend. future nhl defenseman. future mocker of everything past the gano street exit extending to first bristol exit. fuck everything on that side of the bay. 195 should not exist. and by all means fuck the FIDs.
zdeno

Ebay Italia say FID's record "Not to be missed!" Lone bidder think otherwise.
Leeron
USA

doris is gay
for the record
USA

The FID's were, how you say, AWESOME. Al Unser Jr!!!
Leeron
USA

Controversial film depicts fictional killing of Bush
pipe dreams
USA

L7 Drama=kickasstune
it is
USA

kosher lesbian cure???
file under- even weirder than the catholics
USA

Rock N Roll!
Yeah!
USA

phone stealing chihuahua?
talk about dog eat dog...
USA

I remember seeing Joan before her jets lagged
my black heart has turned grey
USA

I hear mj missed seeing the first pass game cuz he was busy watching the Ded Sox lose another season
how many games back and down?
USA

Happy 100th birthday to the forward pass.
WiF
USA

shit i almost forgot...joan jett for free tonite...just bring dung-friendly shoes. WtF, may i suggest PM Dawn for you instead.
zdeno

score one for critter lovers
are they called hedgehogs cuz they trim bush?
USA

that bite of tater salad is biting back
taint funny
USA

NBA stuporstars get whooped
the term brick comes to mind
USA

fire! fire! emergency! emergency!.... what?... really?
oh... nevermind
USA

or rather From Providence take 195 east take exit 16 Belleville ave take a right off the exit take a left at the stop take your next 2 rights new wave is on your left
Leeron
USA

New Wave Cafe 143 North Front St New Bedford MA. 02740 (508)984-0080 take 93 south to 24 south to 140 south to 195 east take exit 16 Belleville ave take a right off the exit take a left at the stop take your next 2 rights new wave is on your left
Leeron VonDirections
USA

Not that I care but where the hell IS the fucking Old Bedford gig tonight and how would I get there if I cared?
emphasis on "IF"
USA

man walks on water... ok, maybe it's more like under water... and the walk didn't end so well. But I hear his next hey zeus imitation will be a resurrection
WiF
USA

Tomorrow @ Petco: Boomer vs Bronson. Funny. Nice goin', Theoma.
Zdeno

lunch commentary- this potato salad sucks... and not in a good way
WiF
USA

apres work?
don
USA

Doff - What time Titos?
KOL
USA

I think PGIT is joining us for a whole week of Block Island fun sometime soon.
ZR
USA

How come PGIT don't post here no more. We not good enough?
?
USA

Thanks for great advice Chong. Want some guitar lessons?
Zdeno

ok see you tonight when i'm TAKIN IT TO THE STREETS!
Wiliam Radcliffe
USA

hey i saw PGIT the other day. Someone stole her drinks off the bar.
Chong
USA

shut up, cunt. why don't you tell me something useful like when it's supposed to start raining in Southeastern New England, bitch
TGI Shutup
USA

Hi, i know folks here are excited about it being TGIF and all and excited about their friend's big concert tonight but I don't think we need to pick on each other in our excitement. I've been to some other blogs and/or chatrooms and folks seem a little friendlier. LOL. We should all take a cue. TGIF! LOL
Tay4Ever
USA

Titos sounds good. Are you planning a Decatur trip at all this w/e?
doff
USA

I could suck the chrome off a 40 cup coffe maker.
Sanka Sally
USA

zdeno, take a cue from don. his posts get gight to the point.
Chong Lee
USA

don, it's funny, most men try to shower even between their scheduled days. Like, for instance, it doesn't always HAVE to be a friday or a monday or whatever. I mean, i know you've always been about "Shower Wednesday" but when we grow older, sometimes our sweat glands are more active or ball bacteria builds up a little faster
as your friend
USA

oh, hi good morning. rayon pants stink like balls much quicker than say a cotton based pant - like a jean.
don
USA

MJ excited after her first sip
picture here
USA

yourspace is gonna be HUGE
Lucky
USA

gave a smith hill hooker 2 bucks for coffee this AM at about 645. not sure if she purchased sanka or just waited 'til 8am and opted for ripple. i suppose it matters not.
Zdeno

well maybe you don't know this Mr. Vacation but some of us have been writing some of today's hottest new tracks to be debuted soon on myspace account
mj:(
USA

mj getting morning sanka
picture here
USA

Your soul needs some more songs.
Lucky
USA

Speaking of doghumpuke gifs, where's Muddy?
?
USA

oh hi leeron. i was just about to say how cute your family was and how lucky you are to have the life you do and then you said that thing that hurt me so deeply. the thing about benny sizzler not being a band. that hurts me. benny sizzler is my life. Music is my soul.
mj:(
USA

I'm back. I just pulled two SWEET fixed gear bikes out of the tractor store's scrap heap. Can I go to the Decatur now? No, but I'm really serious. I did dig out two cool bikes and can I go to the Decatur? PS, for those who were wondering, no one out in the meat seemed to mind my protein-stained pajama bottoms, mismatched Berkinstocks, rainbow tube top and fresh crop of whiteheads.
mj:(
USA

Chariho Code Talker = funny funny funny
indecipherable disciple
USA

LuckyDice McGreasybilly, I'm BettePageTatooedPinupPunk, wanna hookup?
BPTPUP
USA

I don't have anything of value to contribute anywhere, but I do!
Chong
USA

I dont have anything worthy to contribute either but it has never stopped me.
Leeron
USA

I don't have anything of value to contribute to urbanplanet, but I do *lurk* there from time to time. Some uppity azz folks on there!
KOL
USA

I post on Urbanplanet like it aint no thang! This makes me feel like worlds are colliding and someone is going to post doghumpuke gifs on the 110 westminster threads on UP. And Chong - Obviously that link you posted is incorrect because it says that my top my most listened to songs are Benny Sizzler and we all know they arent even a band.
Leeron
USA

Larry Tate. Nice.
Zdeno

Nah, were just all posting on the deterrents website. Over there I'm known as LuckyDice McGreasybilly
Chong
USA

got a little quiet around here. guess folks had to look busy cuz Larry Tate came snooping by the ole cube...
me, i'm unemployed
USA

Chong,FYI, yesterday's transcript is ready for downoad at: http://www.whjy/80'schick/outdatedadcampaign.com
Geoff Charles
USA

I can still beat Tyson in 1 attempt. Foolish b@ndmates thought otherwise until demonstration left them even more slackjawed and dumbfounded than usual.
KOL
USA

KOL couldn't get past GLASS JOE without a code!
The Sandman
USA

chong orders transcripts of Paul and Al
it's true
USA

Chong, I promise not to keep you on hold for so long this afternoon. Matt Allen wants to know if he can get on the list tonight?
Dan Yorke
USA

Oh so solly lets get back to the slots discussion. Now the Lurk is becomming talk radio that I have to read. Thank you very little.
Chong
USA

jesus christ I guess I have to put some fucking clothes on to go out and get some Sanka. What level of undress is legally acceptable in most communities? Does anybody know?
mj:(
USA

Good at it in the sense that I've never been to either foxwoods or any other casino for that matter. I'm too cheap! By video slots, I meant "Mike Tyson's Punch Out." 007 373 5963 is the code for Tyson.
KOLOLOL again
USA

oh okay chong, yeah, you're funny and you're nervous. what else do we have to know about you? oh yeah, you coat windows with spim for a snow effect. um okay. that's good. what else.
umm
USA

define "good at video slots"
Epilady Luck
USA

Hey, can we get back to talking about how funny I am? I mean that bit about Christmas windows? WHERE DO I COME UP WITH THIS AWESOME SHIT?????
Chong Lee
USA

There's always blackjack, craps, poker, and well...who knows what else! I'm just giddy thinking about it...YAY for sound economic development! Just think of all the jobs and tax revenue! Plus lower taxes!!!!1eleven.
KOL
USA

You're just mad cause your grammy lost you in a game of 5 card stud.
Kenny's Mom
USA

hi. video slots suck! It's all about the feel of the shiny pinny into the slot and the crank o' the big handle. video slots are like pressing the buttons on my dialysis machine
mj:(
USA

guys, casinos are really bad. some times retired people and or widows/widowers and lonely older folks go there in the winter because it's warm and in the summer because it's cool. and they go there to not be alone. and to not have to worry about getting kicked out for loitering like they do at dunkin donuts. and they sometimes spend like 40 bucks!!! well they're up 40 and then down 40 if you know what i mean but i hate casinos because i think they are morally wrong
kenny rogers
USA

How about you just kill yourself? I am so good at video slots I can't WAIT for the new casino.
KOL
USA

give them the fucking casino you fucking european clown
fuck you
USA

how bouts I darken your line of sight
with fucking mace
USA

Nah, people don't really expect much from me. So that pretty much calms me down.
Chong Lee
USA

Nobody likes do-gooders. As for me, I'm trying to help Chief Sachem Matthew Thomas and his oppressed people get the casino they so richly deserve. "Meet me in West Warwick."
KOL
USA

I call the police whenever a darkie darkens my line of sight. That's gotta count for something, no?
Sneak
USA

i bet chong is totally nervo in anticipation of his return to the stage tonight!
I do
USA

ON my window. ON. I couldn't afford that spray on "snow in a can" stuff. So sue me. I LOVE christmas!
Chong Lee.
USA

Well, I, for two, jerked off in my window
CHONG
USA

Well, for one I registered as a class A+ sex offender.
MJ
USA

at least they do something for their communities. what's the last thing any of you losers did except throw trash out the window after screwing through the drive thru?
sitonit.org
USA

I bet Jason and Liam french-out under the bleachers. Then talk about their verandas. And I should know!
Jason Kendall
USA

sooo...anyway...
N. Hamburger
USA

do you mean Fred-Ken-DALA-bong?
umm
USA

Some people like to do things. not me though.....
Chong
USA

he's listening to them because "JULIA CHILD WAS A SPY, frenna...frenna, WE KNOW WHY"!
DUH!
USA

Liam is the only person who posts on Urbanplanet.org's providence section. The ONLY one. And Jason Kendall is the ONLY poster in the pawtucket section. Strange world, this.
Sneak.
USA

umm liam? why are you still listening to NN?
Chong
USA

also=all, for you lazy Charihosers
...

where would an FID's reference occur in the odious tabloid, the fucking theatre listings? adult section? comedy? ok maybe also three but, i read the dead-tree version due to suckiness of 'new' website. thus it is somewhere on...
Zdeno

Don are u going to teh FIDS and do u want to meet up first for titos?
KOLz
USA

good luck getting any clear info out of zdeno let alone a fucking link. you're on your own pal-unless you have a zdeno decoder ring stashed in your nuthuggers.
Chariho Code Talker
USA

huh? link please.
blong
USA

ups to the FIDs in the odious tabloid. what did you guys do, give the guy a free boneyard t-shirt? HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA no wait...
zdeno

I wish Jean Simmons had died instead.
Wait she already did
USA

I wish KISS Gene Simmons had died instead.
ed
USA

What's funnier, the punk rock fashion show or the weenie in the white bell-bottoms hosting the show?
ed
USA

So if Jon Lester ends up in Dana Farber, will Tim Wakefield come to visit him?
ed
USA

I could've sworn the Flying Fish was at Lincoln Park. Perhaps it had so scared the shit out of me when I was a kid that the memories have been completely suppressed and jumbled. Or something.
ed
USA

Here's a one stop dead end of all those places from lurkers' childhoods which are now part of the dead buddies club grounds.
WiF of days gone by
USA

Yes. I met the fambly in Oregon and we all drove to SF then flew home on an Aeromoplane. I gots pictures!
Leeron
USA

Check out the speech the Salt Lake mayor gave that greeted the MM. I think the entire dem campaign should be just repeating this speech in every town square from now till November
WiF
USA

You say convict like it's a bad thing
WiF
USA

hey leeron, did you family ever return home to you?
mj:(
USA

MJ's Flying Fish leaving the tracks about the time chong's band off stage
heeheeheeheee
USA

Leeron's New Bedford Lurk express will be leaving Providence's tony West End around 8pm or so.
Leeron
USA

vikes/cowboys = convict-on-convict crime. or, could watch a real team end eli manning's season before it starts. you tell me. tavares starting? really? wow. guess wells must be a padre though nobody's reporting it yet.
zdeno

DID THEY TRADE WELLS???!????
mj:(
USA

Julian Tavaras loves children and he is a kind soul. He is better than Timlin who likes to shoot baby deer. He will make a great starter. Watch your mouth lester.
you give up so easily, don't you?
USA

Where will the lurk carpool to NB meet tomorrow?
ZR
USA

umm... correction. I have 12 cents in my pocket. hey, I was thirsty
the siren call of the diet coke
USA

zdeno, it's past damon time
Minnesota @ Dallas 8:00 PM tonight
USA

I currently have $1.37 in my pocket and will gladly pledge that amount to the diner purchase.
WiF
USA

Julian Tavaras is starting tonight. I'm going to set myself on fire now.
Lester
USA

f*ck rollovers...I ain't got no cash miss MJ, but would love to have the restauarant of your dreams...maybe the lurk can take up a collection...now, I crack me up!
chef
USA

um...
chef
USA

For MJ's eyes only
chef
USA

mentally-challenged slut john damon can lick me ballsack.
zdeno

I wish my demmed dogs had solid poop.
ZR
USA

that you are, that you are
neither me, nor myslef, nor i
USA

me, myslef and I are fucking funny as fuck
dyslexic and old
USA

I'm truly astounded by your cracking "yourslef" doing that research. How do you do it? Nobody but nobody else coulda come up with that in a month of sundays.
WiF
USA

John Damon is having a spectacular year
PS
USA

I have a license to be HOT!
mj:(
USA

I play bass, have a license, but aren't a retarded slut. I'm a mentally-challenged slut.
Lester
USA

listen HOW THE HELL DO I COME UP WITH THIS SHIT???!!!
mj:(
USA

The real McCoy from Crescent Park
I have never cracked myslef more than when researching and posting that pic
USA

is that ed's imaginary Flying Fish from Lincoln Park or the fer real McCoy from Crescent Park?
my coaster brakes are sticking
USA

!
The Flying Fish after ed rode on it
USA

do doff and mj have licenses?
bassless accusation
USA

!
The Flying Fish after ed rode on it
USA

does anybody know ONE bass player that has a driver's license?
mj:(
USA

note to lurk: font humor have never been humor
mj:(
USA

Are bass players retarded sluts? They'll simply play in anybody's crappy band as long as you pick them up for practice?
just wonderin'
USA

okay so I haven't been high whilst traveling that road, have I??!! You've seen it too!!! How can we find out more about it???!!!
mj:(
USA

"rendered her first solid defecation as close to the artistic eye as possible"??? rendered? as in rendered fat?
didn't that close of an inspection endanger him into possibly getting a case of shit-eye?
USA

chef, there's still a chance for you to open the diner of my dreams!!
For Chef's Eye ONLY
USA

Yes...I drive by the fields of dreams often and wonder just what the hell goes on there. And how can I get to play?
Sneak
USA

from ebay Q&;A about poop-- Q: Is this Suri's actual poop which has been fully encased in bronze? Or is it an artist's sculpted impression of her first poop? A: Unfortunately, organic material burns in the heat required to cast bronze. Therefore, Daniel Edwards rendered her first solid defecation as close to the artistic eye as possible.
the poop on the poop
USA

Speaking of Portsmouth, a major mystery was solved today. A very accurate, mini Fenway-complete with green monster and Citgo sign- which can be seen from the the main road and was always assumed to be something a 22 year old dad built for his special needs child was actually populated with ADULT MEN playing a rousing game of wiffle ball
newsflash
USA

I seem to recall someone yelling to mj at a geeg to get "down in font"
diminished letters for a diminished key
USA

hey wait a minute, babies don't poop that beautifully solid
poop envy
USA

even though that stupid Pottymouth barn gig is literally right in my backyard i will not go. i will support the animals in new bedford
PS
USA

Suri Cruise bronze poop for sale
I crap you negative
USA

mother of fucking dog. i leave the lurk for the meat for a mere 90 minutes. i come back and learn thus: 1) Dylan CAN'T be in the Suicide Liquors because he's in Fred-Ken-DALA-bong. 2) someone will rescue ME from my dog if i go to chong gig tomorrow night 3) "Up and FORTH" is not a term in this dude's American dictionary and whoever said it should be killed like my dog 4) "down in Front" HAS been said at a Sizz gig, only it has been said as thus: "DOWNS* in front" (see rollover) 5) punk rock fashion show =so very very very funny 6)wheelchair in pit =so very right
mj:(
USA

Errr Clickable even
Leeron
USA

The FID's tomorrow will prolly be like this: http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/5431/stagedivingmetal9qhrk1.jpg
Leeron
USA

PUNK ROCK!
Lester
USA

Forwarded for those not driving to New Befford tomorree...Howdy! We will be playing a barn party in Portsmouth this Friday night. If you want to go, you can message us back for directions. Line-up will be this: Suicide Liquors The Bob Kendall Band The Flux Band (featuring pro surfer Chip Jones) So yeah. Go. ANNOUNCEMENT!!! Due to his commitment with The Sleazies, Pete will no longer be able to fullfill his duties playing bass in Suicide Liquors. Taking his place will be Newport legend Dylan Roy! In case you don't know, the Dylster is an amazing talent, cutting his teeth in bands like Verbal Assault and blues legend Eddie Kirkland's band. We will miss Pete and his halfro tremendously. This 'Buc's for you, buddy! HEY--I thought Dylan was playing with kendledrefboang?
ZR
USA

current views of the park. Pic 4 shows launching area from opposite view from one with the train, pic 12 shows the roof of launch platform. But pic 31 needs further scrutiny. It's someone's "to do" list. Any second opinions on the word "loan"? "To do: 1- Get a loan, 2- Start a band, 3- Make out forever"
WiF
USA

Best heckle ever: "One more! Play one more!"...said after the first song of the set.
Sneak
USA

and note the lame-ass bar that was supposed to prevent me from launching down (but not back) the tracks
WiF
USA

found pic of the Lincoln coaster train
and the front car which tried to kill me
USA

Speaking of down and back, why is "down in front" never heard at a benny geeg?
insert punchline here
USA

Maybe we should just bring our dogs with us and someone else can take them home instead. Then we'll all be rescued. And why would you need to use google to find Jason Kendall a bong?
ZinGR
USA

can you not rescue chaquita?
don
USA

ps. show on friday is 5 or 6 dollar. i'd put you all on list but for each guest listy, one cat or dog WILL NOT BE RESCUED.
William Radcliffe
USA

yes
kenDALAbong
USA

OSLO, Norway (AP) - Police in Norway say the stolen Edvard Munch masterpieces "The Scream" and "Madonna" have been recovered.
Art
USA

OSLO, Norway (AP) - Police in Norway say the stolen Edvard Munch masterpieces "The Scream" and "Madonna" have been recovered.
Art
USA

fred-ken-DALAbong
just like that
USA

social corner FTL!!! LOLOMGWTFNOOB!
chong
USA

Which syLLAble do you place the emPHAsis on, fredkendalabong?
ZR
USA

No, but your jerk juice will be inbred.
Chong Lee
USA

The Up and Forth is too positive and uplifting. You obviously never lived in Worcester.
don
USA

maybe if sparkplug MADE FRIENDS with martians,indians, and nazis you would ahve turned out a nicer kid.
MOM
USA

Damn Chong. I just looked at that picture. Why didnt you ever tell me I was so goddamn sexy! Is it gay if I beat it to my own good looks?
Leeron
USA

Cardi's calls this one "THE DON"
Chone Lee
USA

Don was SPOILT. All I had was a sparkplug. Not even a Bosch or NGK, just a crappy Autolite one. But I had a good imagination, so the sparkplug and I spent many happy hours fighting the Nazis, Indians, martians, landing on the moon etc. The best was when sparkplug pitched a no-hitter in the world series.
KOL
USA

i like the "up and forth" better. it's not as long bout you go UP AND FORTH!
Chong Lee
USA

Hey, listen. My favorite toy was the stick and the wheel, so a ride called "The Down and Back" sounds really exciting.
don
USA

Many people don't know this but the Down and Back was a very popular ride, especially with out of towners from Worcester. Park visitors would wait in line for sometimes up to two hours to essentially ride "down and back"
park historian
USA

whatever. i gave the playground ride on dolphin in the back of this pic to my mom and she turned it into a planter. never told her it was stolen though. not by me but still stolen.
chong
USA

from now on when asked my name by any cop anywhere for any offense i will patently answer "fredkendallabong"
Cop Magnet
USA

ps- said planter was painted 70's flourescent colors. Reminds me, do you remember the period when the hand carved, hand painted, hand GILDED, Victorian Looff carousel horses got a 70's flourescent updating as well?
oh the humanity
USA

omg i'm on the floor laughing my tits off stupid don just viewed said postcard and wanted to know if that skeletal slide thing upper right is everybody's favorite ride "The Down and Back"
fuck me
USA

okay so I finally read the caption too and now I'm a doubter as well.
hmmm?
USA

whew. I'm glad it was that gene simmons who's dead and not the one that is in that family reality show.
don
USA

dude what the jhell do you think that jurrassic jumble of timbers is next to the future dirt lot of WESTWARD HO
mj:(
USA

btw- my eyes are failing me, but I don't see the Flying Fish in that posty as caption claims
sum caption doubter
USA

posty card of
said park
USA

RIP - Gene Simmons
Lester
USA

Did the planter have the same paint job as the one I linked to? I seem to remember a repaint in its latter years.
roley poley fish heads
USA

some lucky bastard down riverside way had an old flying fish car on their front lawn as a planter
you must be as tall as i
USA

And Crescent Park's version was a one of a kind. They converted a "Wild Mouse" coaster to give it that "by-the-sea" feel. bunch-o-links to other versions at bottom of wiki.
WiF
USA

you little fuck, wif, i was just about to post same pic of me in first pair of hard shoes on the ride you little fuck
mj:(
USA

just one thing. what is the funniest thing ever is when some band on myspace says they sound like "BEATLES, NEIL DIAMOND" I mean C'MON! YOU FUCKING WISH you could write a song anywhere remotely approaching the songwriting genius of artists like that. IT's SONGWRITING PEOPLE. IT's A GIFT and a TEDIOUS CRAFT. LEARN IT!
and another thing
USA

Let's have a war! Sell the rights to the networks.
zdeno

mj am right. Flying Fish was Crescent Park. And it was made of metal, thus making any "timber" reference, jurrassic or otherwise inappropriate. I even found a pic of mj as a wee lad inserted in said fish.
WiF
USA

hey I've gotten more hits from people sesarching BALLBAG than you EVER WILL, CHONG!
mj:(
USA

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valium
USA

I'm just gonna use my initials for my solo project. DMG 2K7, it will be called.
KOL
USA

No, it don't work here neither. And thanks, I'm happy to finally have a door frame that matches my frame.
ZR
USA

he's just tryin to get some google hits from people searchin' jason kendall. you know, like MJ.
Chong
USA

works for me. looks like your HP comp wtfpwn3d jackass.
chong
USA

when i go solo i'm going to use all three of my names too. You know, just to buck the one word name trend that everybody else has like pink or madaonna. i'm going to go with John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
it's more memorable and important
USA

chong link to mj in comix don't worked. i think he was P3WN3D!
dumass
USA

fredkendalabong=retarded
just sayin'
USA

MJ in the comix!
Chong
USA

http://www.myspace.com/fredkendalabong
ummmm
USA

Heh
ummmm
USA

Heh
ummmm
USA

and the ride was wholley operated by, and entrusted to, my pot smoking neighbor who delighted in turning it on and off and on and off as the fish cranked it's way to the top.
PS
USA

umm, ed, I hate to tell you this but you are so fucking high. The Flying Fish was near my childhood bario at Crescent Park. Were you then, or are you now, drunk? PS, ZR, nice door!
mj:(
USA

The Jurassic Jumble of Timbers is the remnants of what was called the "Flying Fish" rollercoaster. It had fish-shaped cars, was about a hundred years old when I rode on it back in the early 70s, and yes, was scary enough to make even the bravest shit his panties. The cars always felt like they were about to jump the track and crash into the cotton candy stand. I'm guessing the thing hadn't been inspected since at least the 1950s, if ever. And yes, that was the late, lamented Lincoln Park in North Dartmouth.
ed
USA

things (beside Sir Lame) that blow...
zdeno

This Blog = Lameness in general I'm 5% stupider now that I have been here...
Sir Lame
USA

NSA sh!z
jonbenet it ain't
USA

as to vegetable synonym of seasonal variety
merriam-webster gotz nothin to say
USA

Someone should send John Tomase to a death camp.
don
USA

Try "isochronous".
Lester
USA

If you're a fan of AC/DC, don't tell anyone.
Lester
USA

chef if you are menu-ing maybe 'perennial'? dunno. fuck words.
zdeno

Anyone have a synnonym for "seasonal", as in vegetables?
chef
USA

i am 5% stupider (if that's even a word) just for having read the following headline: "Woman crashes when teaching dog to drive"
zdeno

hey tomasso I got a catchy slogan for ya
work makes you free
USA

The OTHER fictional "G" spot. side note- Unio Mystica am most certainly a vibrating penis-shaped loaf of unleavened bread.
WiF
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bushie sez fuckya right back i guess...
zdeno

OK, now I will add you all to the big FVCK YOU list I have going today.
ZR
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I wrote a story about the near death ride, and in it I described being in line for the ride as feeling like going inside some giant dinosaur skeleton (the line to get on the ride went up into the shadowy bowels of the contraption). The second time I refer to it in the story I describe it as a (you guessed it) "jurrasic jumble of timbers".
WiF
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Man. GR just can't catch a break. . . Good news about her new door though.
Lester
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shot just yesterday
Jurassic Jumble of Timbers here
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meaning, a gum job for the bubble?
zdeno

Jurrasic jumble of timbers=funniest thing i have ever read on the lurk
hands down
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