Benny Sizzler Lurkive June 10- July 12, 2006

 

True story: Back around '86 or '87 the company I was working for did an in-store appearance with Mantle at the Newport Avenue Stop & Shop in East Providence to sell his instructional videotape. We picked the Mick up at Green Airport, took him to EP, took him back to the airport, a total of about 4 hours. Mantle had a 20-ounce plastic tumbler of vodka which he continuously drank from. Whenever it was empty, he sent his flunky out to the limo for a refill. The booze had no effect on him at all. He was clear and lucid the whole while. I was severly pissed years later when he got a liver transplant, thus denying one to somebody who really could have used it.
Zed
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Don't fuck with the Amish. Anyway, moving boxes from points A to B = pouring rain, per usual. Good day.
v!c
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Curses. There goes my plan to attack the sunbathers at "beach at the end of a street" with my aluminum foil reflector death ray. Likewise for my plan to install zippers on the doors to the Amish Country Popcorn factory.
taliblanket SPF secret agent
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Mickey Mantle, All American Boy
Lester
USA

Guess you need that "http" bullsh!t.
v!c
USA

asdfsadf
asdo.;fajs
USA

Yeah.
v!c
USA

OnTheTown on YourSpace.
v!c
USA

"Detective Bart Lasiter was in his office studying the light from his one small window falling on his super burrito when the door swung open to reveal a woman whose body said you've had your last burrito for a while, whose face said angels did exist, and whose eyes said she could make you dig your own grave and lick the shovel clean."
we got us a winner
USA

Zdeno, you may be better of streaming it at wmfo.org as in organ.
v!z
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Now them'z was the dayz
KOLZ
USA

...imentary export portcullis
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Tricksy reception in the woods Vic but dammit if I won't try until some bull gores my al.
Zdeno

another Enron dude
dead
USA

Thursday, Donaldo? Thursday? Is that when the Dennis Bergkamp/Preparation H Tribute Match is? No? Then you *have* walked to the Light. You *are* rooting for the only *legitimate* London side this season. Huzzah. I oughta get you a Spurs kit to celebrate your new-found intelligence. Maybe not a keeper kit though.
Zdeno

gotta love the Quantum Cafe
but I ordered orange juice?
USA

91.5 FM. The Tufts U. station.
Lester
USA

Hey what station are Thee Motore Mags on?
SNEAKZ
USA

Yeah I noticed who won. That's what happens when you are forced to have a member of the Padres on your team.
Bernie
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Alright. Motormags live on the radio tonight, circa 10:30 - 12:00. Stream off internet at www.wmfo.org. And enjoy.
v!c
USA

Instead of watching the Century 21 game I learned about Unified Theory and String Theory. This will end Thursday when the season starts again.
zdon
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Ever notice that the same fvks who tell you you have to pay before the end of the day or you're fooched ALWAYS say it will take at least two business days (or more) for them to issue a check when they fvk up? Please join me in sending expedited psychic fots to all such foot-draggers.
and they screwed up the exact same thing twice already
USA

Also, did you notice who WON?
Zdeno

Also, did you notice the Crew had THREE players at the game last night? The same exact number your beloved Red Sox had?
Bernie again
USA

While you ladies were checking out Turnbow's looks did you happen to notice that he was regularly hittin' 97-98 mph on the pitch radar?
Bernie Brewer
USA

I think I wrote a song about it once. Take the money and get the hell out of there before the civil war goes full-scale.
Steve Miller
USA

Halliburton stock quadrupled in 3 years... need I say more
looking for new azz to rape
USA

Turnbow did have a Hanson Brothers vibe to him eh.
Stinkin Root Beer
USA

I do have a newfound appreciation for the BrewCrew this season. As of last night's game I also have a new appreciation for Brewers' closer Turnbow as being one truly ugly-ass motherfucker.
Zdeno

Vic, isn't having a major poo issue in the 'blob at least a little redundant?
Zdeno

I see what you did there.
SOUP
USA

Fucking Halliburton is at it again. Someone's got stop those assho-- Wait, WHAT?!?
Lester
USA

http://www.3gcs.com/tron/images/old_guy.jpg
He was in TRON
USA

The guy who couldn't stomach living in Santa Carla because of all the damn vampires has taken the first step to becoming one.
Lester
USA

Family of slain al Jazeera reporter to sue Bush.
This JuZt In
USA

NO SCRUFF forgot to add photo of spiritual godmother Patti Smith.
Zed
USA

King of Jews King of Beer = Heee-larious. Communion wafer to be replaced by bite-sized pepperoni pizzas.
Zed (Rev.)
USA

Speaking of career ending headbutts, Middletown is in the middle of a bowel busting sewerage crisis.
v!c
USA

Bloggers internet information on what Marco Materazzi said to Zinedine Zidane to provoke the latter's career ending headbutt in the 2006 World Cup final. Hired lip readers deciphered Materazzi's dialogue before the incident and this is allegedly what he said (translated from the Italian): "Hold on, wait, that one's not for a nigger like you. We all know you are the son of a terrorist whore. So just fuck off."
Reliable Information Agency
USA

Thanx for looking. You'd think such an RI icon would be easier to find.
Bull Dozer (already has a z in it)
USA

No luck with the pix--just an architect rendering in some business book from 1926. Not very clear or of much size--6" X 2". PPL may have something in their RI file. Good luck finding any librarians working there!
ZR
USA

I love it when stinkin' Americans get their anuses gored during the running of the bulls.
v!c
USA

horn meet anus
anus meet horn
USA

Make an identical cardboard sign and get a brave/crazy sort to slather it with urushiol?
Zdeno

doing a heck of a job
my security blanket is an IED
USA

I bet it was some bakefield pot smoker because doesn't "bake" mean pot?
mj:(
USA

I know where Syd Barrett lives.......
Zed
USA

WWJD- what would jesus drink
WiF
USA

Oh the merry pranksters!
v!c
USA

What, you don't like my work?
Bo We LL Mo Ve Me Nt
USA

Occasionally graffiti artists do something awesome.
Lester
USA

NOSCRUF can go shave themselves.
v!c
USA

I bet it was some antiques dealer assjob what stoled your sign. Look it's quaint. $500.00 plus tax.
bore bore
USA

I'm looking, but first, let me rant to you all about the fact that some @sswipe stole the library's book/bake sale sign this morning from out in front. This is an 8 X 5 plywood sign on pressure treated wood legs that I lug out each year and drop into the pvc pipes that someone graciously sunk for that purpose. And now, it's gone. Why would anyone want a crappy sign that says book sale on one side and bake sale on the other? Maintenance guy says it was here this morning when he checked in early but was gone at 1 when I arrived. Thanks. And 3 days before the sale. Anyone gotz a big piece of cardboard I can tack out there for this stinkin' sale?
ZR
USA

This sentence proves why Lester is retarded: "I even think MJ wrote some of to songs back then"
mj:(
USA

Thier song list is great!!! They play Ugly Kid Joe!!!! They also play the Korn cover of Another brick in the wall. That's a cover of a cover by a cover band!crazy stuff
DV8 does not rock at all
USA

Lester you are always welcome to play with SDM(UK)
UK
USA

I'm now playing with Shania Twin, the world's premier Shania Twain tribute act. No, not really. All the covers I'm playing now were written almost a hundred years ago, so it's not totally horrible. I even think MJ wrote some of to songs back then.
Lester
USA

more people who hate me
hirsute as all fvk
USA

of = if
dum fuk
USA

warning: w@rk-related question ahead. Avert your eyes of you are not GR...
meat suck
USA

Lester is in Ruby Topaz!!! They played chef's wedding!!!! Hey, has anybody heard from chef since his nups?
mz:(
USA

Lester, what b@nd is this? DV8? Hard Knoxx? That one with ex M80 guys in it (oh god please don't say that one)?
Zneke
USA

For those who might be considering checking out Dylan @ Pawsox- presale tomorrow w/password, first 1,500 tix get into the stadium ahead of the rest of the gen admission crowd
desolation row, seat 13
USA

Although that last post attributed to me was fake, the sad truth is that the band I'm in now is essentially a cover band.
Lester
USA

Just being dense.
ZR
USA

I know.
ZR
USA

Avis = Avid = Marked by keen interest and enthusiasm: an "avid" sports fan.
SOUP
USA

What does avis=?
ZR
USA

"I held his shirt for a few seconds only, then he turned round and spoke to me, sneering," the Italian defender told the newspaper. "He looked me up and down, arrogantly and said: 'If you really want my shirt, I'll give it to you afterwards."'
ohhh good one ZID
USA

Hail! Hail! Rock and Roll is mandatory viewing for all. Just came out on DVD. Just ask GR how AWESOME and BIZARRE Chuck Berry be.
KOL
USA

avis = avid
SOUP = BROTH
USA

If corben bersen wasn't an avis snowglobe collector, that dude would be homeless. what a sally that guy is.....
SOUP
USA

Anybody got a red paper clip I can borrow at some reasonable interest rate?
sum homeless lurker
USA

could be Soup, could very well be. "In addition, it was learned that Felipe Calderon's brother-in-law Diego Hildebrando Zavala wrote the vote-counting software, and it's already been hacked."
Choicepoint + salsa = another stolen election
USA

Sombody wants to kill Scott Kasmir?
Bombrays
USA

was that a W!F post?
SOUP
USA

So why do you think they call it BOMBay?
7-11
USA

Syd Barrett will not be down for a nice tall glass of orange juice this morning.
SOUP
USA

Hope nobody's in a big rush to get to logan today. yeeesh.
Zdeno

Oops I meant to type "all" not att. these press on nails are tough to get used to!
LESTER
USA

Hi, it's me Lester. I want to talk about cover bands. I meet att the requirements too!
LESTER
USA

Unless you are a menopausal transexual cross dressing hermaphodite with a drug problem I don't want to hear anymore about cover bands.
Don Hills
USA

DV8 does Rock All night! From Rat to Korn! 50 songs of ROCKin all night! Playing JR's SOON!
Fan Of DV8
USA

When I hear the word INSTITUTION I think "lobotomy".
Zed
USA

REmember when some dude posted that big chart about muddy and lopez? That shit was funny! Not as funny as MJ thinkiing it was a jpeg but still pretty funny. what a toolburger.
SOUP
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NAMOR!!!!
NAMOR!!!!!
USA

Is someone looking for a dude in green speedos?
Namor
USA

Under water sea aqua velva dude?
zorch
USA

Mrs. Hamm?
Zdeno

What was Nomar's crazy name?
Comix?
USA

no
mz:(
USA

Remember when the curtains matched the rug?
Pokey Reese Witherspoon

Remember when Trot Nixon was "Tort Noxin" on this very lurk? I miss those days. Those were the funniest days.
:)
USA

Catch up is a bitch, bitch.
ZR
USA

Howbout me? Nobody's gone 0-9 in like 15 years! I SUCK MORE!
Trot

Yes, Zneak mentioned the c-word. Didn't say it. Just mentioned it.
Anzwer
USA

For all the games that Big Papi won for WiF you can take one off the table for yesterday. Swinging 3-0 with the bases loaded when Contreras had just walked one in. Sometimes when it's all or nothing - you end up with nothing.
zdon
USA

Yes. I left a saucy message on your answering machine immediately after that exchange.
Sneak
USA

chinese take out from another chinese take out.
a bit of egg foo yuck yuck
USA

New band name: InstiTUITION
how about?
USA

100 yards, 50 yards, hell I don't know. Coulda been 20 yards for all I know about calcumalating distances.
not Steve Austen
USA

I see your eye hasn't failed you at your age.
v!c
USA

I watched a Portuguese ManO War float downwind, off shore about 100 yards at the town beach, for about 1/2 hour on Saturday. I didn't want to scare my niece so I didn't mention it. Of course she wanted to swim out a little further so I said, "Dollface, that's too deep, please come back in". She told me that I hurt her feelings because I made her feel like a baby. ANYWAY, FINALLY the lifeguards noticed it and the whole team ran down the beach with buckets and nets, blowing their whistles for all to leave the water and people were running and screaming like a scene out of Jaws. As 300 people crowded around the bucket trying to get a look I finally clued niece in as to what was the deal.
What I Did on My summer Vacation
USA

http://www.angelfire.com/band2/dv8/
rock hard all nite!
USA

When I hear the word "INSTITUTION" I don't exactly think "PARTY"
Floor 8
USA

Sneak, soundz like you had an interesting exchange regarding gig posters and the subsequent running around/copying/being chastised, etc.
mz:(
USA

DV8 - ROCK HARD ALL NITE!
clash of the titans in the making
USA

Hard Knoxx - NOT JUST A BAND, BUT A PARTY INSTITUTION!!
that's what I heard anyway
USA

speaking of fat, I had to wear a big ass dorm shirt and clamdiggers to go swimming on Saturday
also
USA

Hard KnoXX? I thought "Z" was the new "X". Shouldn't it be, "Hard Knoxz"?
mz:(
USA

Vic if anyone's fat *I* am fuckin' fat, not youse. Sweaty too. Not a pretty picture (pink turns to blue).
Zdeno

I am closing 1st beach
Felix DeWeldon's Particulate
USA

the surf is kickING up 3-4 ft. with some swells head high in narragansett. newport swells well who cares newport sucks
paddle in
USA

More Hard Knoxx info. They are worse than their website.
Sneak
USA

As soon as v!c lurks on, talk goes to FAT, huh?
v!c
USA

why not triple x - Knoxxx?
Not that hard I guess
USA

This is the name of the 'band' I had the misfortune of seeing in...misquamicut...saturday night. WTF
Hard Knoxx
USA

Lost 6 this weekend just sweating living crap out of self workin' in yard. Since 'twas a genuinely Beautiful Morning this morning, it's probably >6 now. Just sayin'.
Zdeno

Yawn.
v!c
USA

I'd give Henry-etta 'Man of the Match' though. Zinedane Zid'oh!
Zdeno

Nice Gooner shootout goals by Vieira and Henry-etta. Oh no wait....
Zdeno

You mean to say people don't just fall out of windows?
zdon
USA

and as might be expected
treating the fall as "suspicious"
USA

Sissy boy italian actor frauds win cup. Boris can never speak disparagingly of france again.
zdon
USA

more tragedy- This time it's the exwife of Jocelyn's longtime boyfriend Jimmy Gold. Two kids involved, and looks like Jocelyn might end up doing the step-mom bit.
did I mention this death cr@p sucks
USA

piss oof!
Chong's Beer
USA

chong an drunk, i miss you gys lets hang okj/. later
chog lee
USA

whoah hey! let's not pull Minky Starshine's good name into this!
whoah hey!
USA

take a skinhead bowling...
in Baghdad
USA

I leave you with this: molested by Reedy Rip'It. Good day.
v!c
USA

I'm going to see The Rakes at the Century Lounge tomorrow night. Good band.
Zed
USA

That ZR, and moe!
v!c
USA

just had the misfortune of coming from downtown Stewport. dear fucking lord. anybody who goes there is a total moe
also
USA

How do you think I feel? I'm JAMMING with my 9yr old niece tonight in the RRCC.
mz:(
USA

I think the Kid said 'comb my hair fucker'. I really do.
mz:(
USA

Why do they make the kid wear that wig?
zdon
USA

Remember when Clark Griswold thought he was getting a large bonus in 'Christmas Vacation'? Deja Vu!
KOL
USA

MMMMMM.....soup!
Not Soup
USA

The City by the Sea? Why not? Because Chicken City is gone? Or Tito's has grown up from its drive around shack? Oh, sorry that was Middleblob. I had 2 fine years of Newport livin'. Nothing like taking a walk downtown on a fine summer night, getting yelled at by drunk guys in cars, having your boyfriend's friend ask if you're a friend of his mom's (that was not me), and watching some drunk try at least 10 times to get his car keys into the lock--after which he finally gets in and promptly passes out with his feet on the brakes. Good thing he didn't drive away 'cause I would have had to call the cops. And did I mention the parking? Wow, those were good times. Really, they were. Especially when my neighbors and landlord thought my roommate and I were lesbians. And acted according to their particular prejudices. Interesting/scary.
ZR
USA

Anyone that wants to move to Newport is a moey moe moe.
v!c
USA

Remember The Kid?
Impartial Observer
USA

Very Very Circus
am very very awesome
USA

Yeah. You should do that. Promptly.
v!c
USA

It's a Thursday. Buddy Lee don't go out on Thursdays.
Buddy Lee
USA

If'n I were allowed over the Sizz house, I would drop off liquid rations for their bomb shelter to replace those consumed one night.
Zneke
USA

...or that fake-ass 'Gansett.
Mclaughlin Moron

Good beer too. None o' that Canadian crapola.
Zdeno

August 3rd, 2006. A date that will live in infantilism.
Ruddy Bee
USA

That's not 'til mid-May '08. When I'm three hunnerd or so.
v!c
USA

I've found that cutting one's hair does wonders for the weight sitch-ee-a-shun. 10 lbs at least.
ZR
USA

Yeah. I remember Buddly Lee. Remember 'im well. As for my unbearable unlightness of being, I'm workin' on it.
v!c
USA

p.s. KOL turns out minky starshines cousin hasn't been endgen for some MONTHS now. And its not me either. and I'll pencil fight you at the show!
ghost of you-know-who
USA

WHATTA SHOW! I'LL BE THERE! WOW!!!
WOW
USA

and by "fight" I mean "make tender love to". mmmmm.
Minky Starshine's Curious "cousin"
USA

new Merriam's word for "keyboard cowboy" (lame): "mouse potato" (also lame).
who's taking the Lurk a little too seriously?
USA

You are now challenging strangers to a fist fight. Cool your heels, keyboard cowboy.
Sneak
USA

I have NO relation to anyone even tenuously connected with endgen, and will fight any man who says I do (but no girls (except MJ (mmmmmmm! Yummy!))).
Minky Starshine's "cousin"
USA

Yes vic I agree with MZ. You need more "light".
Zdeno

I feel light. Light as a feather. The unbearable lightness of being!!!
The Corner Barstool
USA

I think HALF of our re-pe-tois was posting pictures. Remember Buddy Lee?
Picture THIS
USA

CHONG is dead. He was killed by lack of being able to post pics as that was half his rep-it-tois. CHONG was killed by spam. Long live CHONG.
ricky chang - chong lee's lawyer
USA

I can breathe! I can breathe! The sunglight - it's so bright!!! Ahhhhhhh....for a few hours, I am FREE.
Corner Barstool at the Decatur
USA

mz, you're beautiful and a bombshell. And I love all lurkers, even chong. Isn't it a lovely day? Anybody need any errands run? Any bunions I can file down?
WiF
USA

So where are the 4-non blondes linx? That shit was hottxxx!
SOUP
USA

That reserve was created by Clinton but the GOP stopped the designation because they said it would hurt local fisherman. Of course now that it's an election year....
bush- the enviromentalist
USA

I must say that live L7 drama tune kicks it pretty good.
zdon
USA

Yeah, those Belly links didn't work for me either. Because I didn't click on them.
v!c
USA

Okay, you fish just stay in your reserve now. And no casinos for you.
Indian Fish
USA

Sneak, you may think you know, but you don't know.
doris
USA

Float On was by the far crappier Modest Mouse NOT Franz Ferdinand. Jeez.
Chong's Glass Eye
USA

Murder Monkey update: it seeems W. has created the largest marine nature reserve in the world off Hawaii. Will he stop at nothing?
not W!F
USA

Where can one find USED Danish Modern furniture, a couch for example, in this shit forsaken town? (will travel off isle) Also a 50's fridge (Earthen Vessel doesn't have one). Also some sunglasses. My Kevin Millar's just de-millared (the mirror on the lens peeled off).
Consumer Larry
USA

I can't see/hear any of the belly links someone posted form the BBC. Is it me?It's me, isn't it?
PS
USA

Vic, it's just the lighting. Also, try standing on one foot on the scale. After you work out at zdeno's house how bout you cone over here and trim my bush?
mz:(
USA

LIVE L7 SONGS CAN BE SEEN @YOUTUBE.COM ENhen SUCKS!!!
YOU TUBE
USA

Ok do THESE pants make me look fat? Only when I'm in them you say?
v!c
USA

most laughable propaganda ever
the anti-gravity terrorist squad
USA

For idle hearts and hands and minds the Devil finds a work to do. Quite a sentiment there, Zdeno.
ZR
USA

The offer for extensive and exhausting workouts custom-tailored for both weight loss and yard cleanup still stands, vic. Breakin' rocks in the hot sun. The rake's progress. Poison ivy. Mulching (a.k.a. feeding the trees). Plenty of beer to keep you hydrated. Just sayin'.
Zdeno

I have lost 9 lbs since May, just from roller hockey. WTF I'm gonna look ethertopian!
KOL
USA

vic just call it about 18-1/2 stone. sounds better.
Zdeno

Hi, I'm BOb. I work the late night geek squad shift at best buy. Got a call last night from this W!F fella complaining about how his monitor was all out of focus. I showed up and noticed something that might be the cause of it. THere was about half an inch of built-up caked-on dried jizzle on the screen. i chisled it away to reveal a bikini-clad 14yr old licking an ice-cream cone. go-figure.
Bob the cum pewter guy
USA

vic, it must be the dope rope. That that shit off next time you step on the scale dude.
mz:(
USA

10 pounds. Let's go. Who's in?
Lurk Diet Train
USA

Okay. it's a coming of age film about how a guitar player AND a drummer practice auoterotic asphysiciation
Herr Director
USA

I see MJ modified my script...I play guitar, not drums.
KOL
USA

Does these pants, shoes, shirt, and hat make me look fat at 258? Not 2:58.
v!c
USA

Live Belly set available here for another day or two.
Click on Listen Again Sunday
USA

I saw Tom Jones at the MGM Grand in Vegas back in '01. Tremendous show, a great entertainer.
Zed
USA

Define "young". And it's autoerotic asphyxiation.
v!c
USA

um...yeah..it's gonna be a coming of age film about how a young man is torn betweenpracticing his drums and practicing auoterotic asphysiciation
mz:(
USA

Is my co-star the rope and noose again?
v!c
USA

Vic, how 'bout you mow MY beard and ass and THEN we get to filmin'?
mz:(
USA

How 'bout I mow your beard and noggin instead?
v!c
USA

vic, your big c/u in movie did not happen due to nobody being able to wake anybody for the 6am call. However, i have a movie i'm working on down basement that i'd like you to um "star" in if you're interested
mz:(
USA

oh okay. my bad. a scroll back reveals that I posted something about you cumming over underage bikini shots. uh... my bad. Guese we're even. ignore the pit shit comment. resume lurking
mz:(
USA

Hey wif what did I ever do to you? What's with the "Not a bombshell and not underage" comment. Ouch. You already hurt me with the withered digits comment. Fuck you. Buy some deoderant. Wait, I know: "will do community service for pit shit"
mz:(
USA

bowling for bombshells
WiF
USA

SOME OF THOSE BIKINI PICTURES. THEY ARE A BIT YOUNG.BUT I STILL LOOKED.DOES THAT MAKE ME A BAD PERSON?
YANK THIS
USA

ENtrails cleanup
you missed a spot
USA

what thE fuck doEs ENhEN clean up asilE 7 all about!!!
ENgEN
USA

Next upcoming band?
Nature
USA

MJz hmmm I think someone in ME owes you some royalites
Nature
USA

ENtrails clean up
aisle 7
USA

And I revealed my blowhole!
zdon
USA

Did he show you his, ahem, KoHo?
Zdeno

First things first. That boring fuckEr WIF has postEd pics 14 year old girls in bathing suits. What kind of pics doEs hE kEEp to himself? HelEN go suck yoursElf. wE crEatED a nEw in your fuckEN facE sound nobody has EvEr thought of!!!for thE rEst of you...blah-blah-blah I own a t-EE shirt blah-blah-blah I did community work blah-blah-blah the war is still going on.isn't this a bEnny sizzlEr a band site not an msn lurk..I thought bands actually playEd gigs and wrote songs!!!!I darE you to try and write a song as good as ours!!!
ENdgEN makEN sENsE
USA

Just got back from meeting RI Reds stick boy. No pay for him but he got all the pucks his heart desired, oh and long underwear.
zdon
USA

Sure we do v!c. I understand there is quite a few lurkers' lawns that need mowing
WiF
USA

I guess you don't need ME around here.
v!c
USA

both acceptable, no "s" preferred
WiF
USA

Samuel Vickery (February 6, 1873 - June 20, 1952) was an English recipient of the Victoria Cross, the highest and most prestigious award for gallantry in the face of the enemy that can be awarded to British and Commonwealth forces. He was 24 years old, and a Private in the 1st Bn., The Dorsetshire Regiment, British Army during the Tirah Campaign, India when the following deed took place for which he was awarded the VC: On 20 October 1897 during the attack on the Dargai Heights, Tirah, India, Private Vickery ran down the slope and rescued a wounded comrade under heavy fire, bringing him back to cover. He subsequently distinguished himself in the Waran Valley, killing three of the enemy who attacked him when he was separated from his company.
Colonel Mustard

vic possibly could you settle an argument since you are the resident milit'ry expert. is 'cannon' singular and plural? the question is, is 'cannons' incorrect or inaccurate? have been to online dictionaries and they agree that it is same word for both (sing/plural). i defer to the vickery.
Zdeno

Pooty-Poot. A boy. A kiss. A kitten.
v!c
USA

uh oh...
Taiwan wants in on the missile action
USA

Oh there's a story in there somewhere, VV!f. But does a "panty" have only one leg hole? Or what?
v!c
USA

better headline- Hell Hath No Fury Like a Woman Thonged
WiF
USA

ouch muddy
sometomes words can hit as hard as a fist
USA

NY Post cover on
the "supposed" dead Lay
USA

Hey Wif you wreak of RobG today!
muddy Briefz
USA

Puppy bow n' arrow shooter.
v!c
USA

three words that are tough to follow
Observe, Judge, Act.
USA

And in the interest of accuracy, may I point out my high horse don't even qualify as a miniature my pony. Having worked some in volunteer advocacy I met the real McCoys along the way. The one who comes to mind is Henry Shelton who I met in the early 80's. He's been at it full time for over a half century now. Currently he heads the George Wiley Center. Check out the mini-bio about half way down. worth checking just to see the most stunning toupee ever made.
WiF
USA

Did I miss my chance to sit in an old lookin' Chevy and be in Dred Durst's new hit summer movie?
v!c
USA

mike patton and danny devito
spud
USA

Do you say pie? I'm thinking a nice slice of rhubarb would ease the pain of your rant.
WiF
USA

Is it just me, or shall I assume the non-response means the Soup is thin on participating, REAL thin, as in one bouillon cube to his five gallons of hogwash.
WiF
USA

Let's see. I did a book-mobile bake sale when I was 12. So I'm right at about 1. I'm not questioning your level of community participation, I'm just making fun of you. NOW LET's MAKE SOME POSITIVE CHANGES TO OUR COMMUNITY! I'm going to start by informing bennysizzler on the iraq bodycount! oh.....crap. Someone already thought of that one. I guess I'll just have some pie.
SOUP
USA

I've also been looking to volunteer some time doing accounting in some non-profit, but with how much of that is selfish motivated for work experience I wouldn't call that real charity. Only current listing is for Middleblob and I ain't qualified.
WiF
USA

Hey, so I'm a pro-active offender
WiF impersonating his impersonator
USA

Plus my voluntary pre-emptive registration as a sex offender in 43 local neighborhoods!!!
W!F Impersonator
USA

Hey Soup, wanna compare score cards? How many years did you work for how many community oraganizations? How many political actions have you taken part in? How many fundraisers have you worked for? How many doors have you knocked on in this state? How many times have you gone to City Hall or the State House with the homeless, or poor, veterans? Go ahead let's hear your reasons for feeling you can question my level of community participation.
WiF
USA

http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1534472/20060616/peeping_tom.jhtml?headlines=true
Your welcome, both of you
USA

Hmm sounds like a lot of waiting and if's and maybe's. But what you really mean is FUCK THAT SHIT! am i right? who's with me? other than W!F? cause he obviously is. But is anyone else with me?
SOUP
USA

"If I ever hear that you say that word again, I'm gonna wash your mouth out with soup!" "Uh, I think you mean soap, dear" "Don't correct me in front of the boy" "Bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit....mmmm...soup!"
KITH
USA

So Soup are you actually doing something to make your movie fantasy match-up happen other than complaining. Or is it FUCK THAT SHIT. am I right?
WiF
USA

What would you suggest? planting a few IEDs? I'm currently waiting to hear back about working the polling stations and I'm going to hold my nose and work for Whitehouse to unseat the murder-monkey-knee-pad-wearing Chafee. And if Lamont beats Joementum I might volunteer some time in CT too.
WiF
USA

Wow, thanks W!F. Knowing is half the battle. Too bad the other half involves actually doing something other than complaining. and FUCK THAT SHIT. am I right?
SOUP
USA

mz, I'll tell you to get below me, but...
WiF
USA

and a little math update. For all the murder monkey claims that getting Zarqawi has made a difference, check the numbers- "The U.S. military reported 74 car bombs in the four weeks ending June 9, two days after al-Zarqawi was killed, compared with 125 in the four weeks since that date." That's a 66% increase since the murder monkey made things "better". Just think of the casualties more "success" will bring.
WiF
USA

do you mean mike patton from FNM...?
Soup Campbell
USA

holy shit, now I gotta go to the RI REDS meeting. shit. i haven't a thing to wear. LATERZ
uh oh
USA

Thanks for the update W!F. Any news on a Patton/Devito team-up anyone?
SOUP
USA

holy shit MJ sometimes you make me laugh.
SOUP
USA

And did I mention yet that the murder monkey turns 60 today? Too bad for the 100,000 innocent Iraqis and the 2,539 US troops who will never see another birthday because of him. And then there's the 18,356 wounded US troops who will never have all their body parts together for another birthday.
hope his cake is an IED
USA

Sounds like a good time! Keep us informed on any findings okay? Your pal, (untill mike patton and danny devito team up on something) SOUP.
SOUP
USA

They put GERITOL in the calder CUP! And how about "Durst directs a film in which Wif comes of age...wait ...I mean Wif CUMS over the underage bikini shots"
mz:(
USA

and translations from the source article
WiF
USA

Guess again Soup, if you'll note yesterday I'm the one who posted the bombshells link as my preference. Never cared for skinny little girls. I was just researching the latest election that bush is trying to steal. First it came out yesterday that Choicepoint gave the FBI stolen voter info and they gave it to Calderon (who now claim they "destroyed the info once they were caught), and now they're finding stolen ballot boxes from areas that are heavily for Obrador.
WiF
USA

I'll chalk up today's lack of W!F posts to the fact that he's cataloging earlier posted underage bikini pics on his "non-nude teen fun" webring.
SOUP
USA

Oh, and who's great idea was it to let Durst direct?
ZR
USA

The Education of Charlie Banks is a coming of age tale that spans from the playgrounds of lower Manhattan to the idyllic greens of Vasser College. Set during the eighties, it is a story about change, inevitability, and mostly, about facing one's fears. Or, spans the downtrodden reality of Pawtucket to the suburban sprawl of Middleblob.
ZR
USA

let's make jokes about what we think old people would put in the calder cup if they had it. I'll start. They'd put diabetes medicine in it HA HA HA HA HA H AH AH A!!!! i just spit myself on my monitor caus I'M SO FUNNY!!!
SOUP
USA

You wanna borrow my reds t-shirt? Mrs Soup wont let me wear it cause its XXXL and has XXXtra ring around the collar.
SOUP
USA

Wait, how long has lester been "out"?
SOUP
USA

fuck that durst bullshit, zdon's got a meeting with some old RI Reds Hockey players as we speak to draw a big ass poster for them.
mz:(
USA

How abour "Strip Malls and Hard Core"
or?
USA

for you fans of reality TV
puppy meets arrow
USA

*fred savage was a tv star in the late 80's
SOUP
USA

Man I love Tom Jones. His "Live at the Flamingo" album is the balls.
Lester
USA

So if Sophia Loren at age 71 poses nude for the annual Pirelli calendar, would that be considered a retread?
WiF
USA

The Blob Returns in - Mall Sprawl!
WiF
USA

Whatever, I shit you not, FRED SAVAGE just made me a smoothie. Now get out there and Hob fred's Knob.
SOUP
USA

How about "SUPERSTAR SEARCHES FOR MJ"?
how about
USA

Hence arose another evil, which produced no little uneasiness to the poor pedagogue, of whom she maintained so constant a jealousy, that he durst hardly speak to one woman in the parish; for the least degree of civility, or even correspondence, with any female, was sure to bring his wife upon her back, and his own.
Henry Fielding

Metaltown: I'm feelin' y'all.
Sneak
USA

"stranger in a low-rent town"
SOUP
USA

Prithee what think ye, trusty Lurkers, an appropriate name of this "film" could be?
Zdeno

soup, as you know, i cannot give up all the info about all my close personal friends in the biz but I can tell you that fan favorite fred durst is on my street in the blob right now i shit you not shooting a movie
in the BLOB
USA

In the article they spelled it "plUtonic". With a "U". That's why it's wrong. Can't you even READ? GOD! The Librarian can.
DUH!
USA

i guess ive learned, to question is to grow. that you still have faith, is all I need to know.
SOUP
USA

seen elsewhere- the perfect line commenting on Lay's demise. "Oh my god. They've killed Kenny. Those bastards."
Sizzler Park
USA

Translated from Japanese: "This is a special news report. Godzilla has been sighted in Tokyo Bay. The attack on it by the Self-Defense Force has been useless. He is heading towards the city. Aaaaagggghhhh!!!!!"
Zdeno

purely platonic = only having sex on a plate. And since soup must be in a bowl, he's sh!z out of luck.
WiF
USA

Oh and can you as michael Stipe what that voice is saying at the very start of the song "superman"? I've always wanted to know. Now I have a connection in the rock world I can finally find out. Oh and can you ask the lucky bass player why he's such a cock?
SOUP
USA

Can you ask Greta is she is really planning on marrying Ed and giving up the nomadic road life of a touring rocker!??? We HAVE to know!!!1
Nutz for Buttz
USA

Shut it randy, Hey MJ! Next time you see the guys from BLUR can you ask them if they are pissed because franz ferdinand ripped off their "country house" song on the song "float on"? Id be interested in what they have to say. Thanks homey.
SOUP
USA

Hey MJ, you're famous right? So answer me this. I hear they guy from the jesus and mary chain is sleeping with the chick from mazzy star. Is this true? COME ON! LET US IN!
Randy Fantasticoz
USA

Tampa. They're good. Right.
Zdeno

kENneth lay of ENron died from exposure to minute audio traces of ENgen. i am the only person to ever survive such exposure.
HelEN Keller, Coroner

Didn't Superman and his lawnboy have a purley 'plutonic' relationship?
Pluto
USA

What is a purely plutonic relationship?
ZR
USA

Kenny Boy was just pure evil. It wouldn't surprise me if the heartless bastard committed suicide to get out of his prison sentence. I sure hope the court demands a DNA test and an autopsy to make sure it's really him.
Zed
USA

Billy and Courtney sittin' in a tree
f-u-c-k-i-n-g
USA

Gotta love package tracking
Turbonegro- The Movie to arrive tomorrow
USA

methinks that more than a passing few of them there shots am of rather... ahem... young gals.
not what you want found on your hard drive
USA

The French would be OK if they weren't so ... French.
Zdeno

Alrighty then.
v!c
USA

one word
bottomless
USA

Is 400+ bikini shots enough to tide you over? And may I suggest you start with the very last pic?
WiF
USA

VV!f, I KNOW you can do better than that.
v!c
USA

And a review of some retro bombshells of the non-IED variety
WiF
USA

brooke bikini
well, half of one
USA

I'll believe Ken Lay is dead when they let all his ex-employees use his head for a soccer game in downtown Houston... and NOT until
WiF
USA

Happy 60th birthday to the bikini
WiF
USA

Traveling drummers, huh? TOBAL. Anyway riddle me thus, do you think Ken Lay is REALLY dead? REALLY?! I'd sooner ask if Rush Limburguer has any real need for Viagree.
v!c
USA

Pretending to be Zdoff.
Sneak
USA

Oh yeah - and we tried out 7 different drummers. Lucky for you they all travel too much for work and could not commit.
zDoff
USA

Vic: while you were gone nothing happened except we all learned about a bad tree.
Zdeno

"According to US sources, Venezuela holds 90% of the world's extra heavy crude oil - deposits which have to be turned into synthetic light crude before they can be refined and which only become economic to operate with the oil price at about $40 a barrel. Newsnight cites a report from the US Energy Information Administrator, Guy Caruso, suggesting Venezuela could have more than a trillion barrels of reserves."
that's right, TRILLION
USA

gee, think portugal should maybe keep an eye on Zdon?
boris

And keep in mind bush refuses to accept Chavez's GUARANTEED $50/barrel oil.
must serve his Saudi masters instead
USA

Yet another SUV-Point-and-Laugh-with-Derision Alert
new record $75.20/barrel
USA

More laughs at Kenny boy's expense
WiF
USA

Ken Lay being raped made me laugh. Anyway, click here and now for a close look at the Crypt Keeper.
v!c
USA

on a "lighter" note
here's one fer you footie fans to kick around
USA

speaking of rape....
here's an uncomfortable discussion of military rapes
USA

Too bad about Ken Lay. I was so looking forward to him being raped in prison.
Zed
USA

0803 it is. Try not to book any shows for that night, VIC.
KOL
USA

What the h3ll's goin' on here? Anyway?
v!c
USA

of course the cops did have time to rough up a 71 year old codepink granny
WiF
USA

The news the MSM ignored yesterday- 3,000 people start hunger strike to bring troops home.
could do with a little fasting meself
USA

hey ching...
boris

Perfectly written? Anything's possible. Perfectly played? Not likely, minus opposable thumbs. Now back to our regularly-scheduled, homophobe-sanctioned, "beat-off-to-Alyssa-Milano-athon".
boris

Talk about perfect casting... Keith Richards as Poppa Pirate
AAAAAAARRRGGH
USA

Chong is dead, long live Chong.
Not Chong
USA

ENtrails clean up
aisle 7
USA

what's your problEm snEak. I nEvEr attackEd you but now it's so FuckEN ON. 1. I Eat turds like you for brunch 2. thE only rEasoN you likE your job is bEcause your a fluffEr for gay porn, Mr.Lockjaw 3. That is my band and I do put my in your fuckEN facE hEart and in your fuckEN facE soul in those pErfEctly writtEN songs. Soup has no lifE EithEr. thE olnly pErson I can stand hErE that guy CHONG he's a liitlE funny.He still sucks likE Doris but not as bad!!!!
ENdgEN is in tour facE
USA

coat it with mango salsa and I just might
WiF
USA

Is mango salsa code for
jenny girth
USA

mz also "Takin' it to the Streets" (b side) and out for the rest of the day. Hope Newbie can befriend soup and Wif can get below me and...well... see rollover for last part of sentence...
mz:(
USA

Dear newbie and soup, Some of us have jobs that don't involve a spatula/fryalator.
Tank Macnamara
USA

Well, I'm TAKIN IT TO THE STREETS! Have fun.
SOUP
USA

re; sadness of lurkers, pointlessness of their existence, etc
= no way you can overestimate
USA

point conceded mz, does that mean I have to buy you the duck with the mango salsa?
WiF
USA

Yes newbie, that poster probably leads the most unfullfilling life out of anyone that posts here. He really has little going for him. He could use a friend like you to show him what he's missing.
SOUP
USA

I win!!!! Hang me!!
EZZAK
USA

Hi guys I'm new here. Just noticed that someone posted an awful lot over a span of few hours yesterday during a holiday when they probably should have been cavorting with friends or family or maybe even just taking a bike ride as it was such a beautiful day. God's own day, you might even say! Just wondering if all the posters who post here are as sad as this poster. Just wondering if maybe they need a friend...?
Newbie Roberston
USA

That's how out of it you are retardo. THE JUST MOVED IN TOGETHER! YOU KNOW IT TOO! STOP BEING A ROCKSTAR AND PROTECTING YOUR FRIENDS!!! let us "inside"
SOUP
USA

If you want to wait until another Saturday is available that's fine with us. I know it may be in the distant future but the masses will just have to wait.
zdon
USA

lets play hangman. can you finish this one? B_NNY SI__LER C_N SUC_ MY HAIRY BALLSACK.
SOUP
USA

I blame vic for having a life and having the OTHER band that made us not be able to do that show. You'd think the OTHER band wouldn't book shows for a year whilst they waited for Sizz bookings. God.
all dressed up and no one to play with
USA

SOUP, what fucking year do you think it is, anyway? Jesus fucking christ. get out of the early 90's for chrisakes. what you should be asking is 'what's up with Vanessa DeMinillo and Nick lachey". God. So NURD.
NURDS!
USA

MJ, so what's up with Courtney and Billy Corrigan? I know you know. Spill it!
SOUP
USA

Yes Don. Will call venue @ lunchtime to discuss what to do now...will see if they are still willing to do 0803...they have had turnout issues with thursday shows.
KOL
USA

Did KOL get my phoner de-boner?
zdon
USA

I'd laugh at first. Then I'd cry. But then I'd really laugh at myself for being such a g@y @ss for crying.
SOUP
USA

Finally, a hole big enough for me to skullf*ck.
Girth McGurty
USA

Not for nuthin' but is it ALWAYS in India where some freak has some freak thing happent to him/her and he's all proud of it and shit? OMG...DIMYP!!!
Not for nuthin'
USA

I feel like one of the cavemen in the GEICO commercial, 'Why don't you do a little research" before you make fun of me ever again. Now that you found out about how deadly mangeneel is you feel so bad for making fun of me, don't you? I could have died and then who would be laughing now?!
mz:(
USA

I'm guessing W!F's link goes to a srip club's website? or maybe a wholesale man/beast porn supplier?
PW3ND!!!!!!!!
USA

my skull fell off
beanieless sizzler
USA

White Soul FTL!!!!
OMG LOL WTF PWNAGE!
USA

How I spent my summer vacation
WiF
USA

Nice!
Borat
USA

Ken Lay will not be down to bilk any employees for breakfast
WiF
USA

OMG that's DIMYP sung by TAYTAY!!! ROFLMAO how did you find those LYRICS!!! SOUP you are a hunny, Doll. Love ya! :)
Chicksforhicks06
USA

ninja turtle costume?
WTF OMG !!!!!!
USA

I got a case of taepodongus interuptus
Kim Il Dung
USA

I've never been
SOUP
USA

The one to raise my hand
SOUP
USA

That was not me
SOUP
USA

and now that's who I am
SOUP
USA

Because of you
SOUP
USA

I am standing tall
SOUP
USA

My heart is full
SOUP
USA

of endless gratitude
SOUP
USA

You were the one
SOUP
USA

The one to guide me through
SOUP
USA

Now I can see
SOUP
USA

And I believe
SOUP
USA

It's only just beginning
SOUP
USA

This is what we dream about,
SOUP
USA

but the only question with me now,
SOUP
USA

is do I make you proud?
SOUP
USA

Dirò ai miei amici circa questo luogo - perché realmente lo ho gradito! Ben cotto! =)
Sesso
..., ... ...

Robbie 'Rocket' Watts, guitarist for Australian rock act the Cosmic Psychos, died in Melbourne on Saturday morning (July 1), aged 47. The cause of death was not immediately known. Watts had just played a gig with the band in Bendigo, regional Victoria, and was found dead in a friend`s kitchen a few hours later. The band was on tour in support of their 2006 release 'Off Ya Cruet' (Timberyard Records). Watts joined the Cosmic Psychos in 1990 for the Butch Vig-produced album 'Blokes You Can Trust.'
Not Lester
USA

Lieberman intent on making sure the Republicans take over his Senate seat. One step further away from the Impeachment hearings.
What a dick
USA

OH, Chong!
Hey, baby, it's the 4th of july
USA

willing to buy any of pokey reece's pieces.
gun collector
USA

Now I pitty myself mostly.
Mr T
USA

I give this post two thumbs up.
Armless Tiger man
USA

I'm blobby, so blobby.
Blobfish
USA

Spock has klingons around your anus.
ART BELL
USA

Bran-Diego here I come, right back where i started from.
Bran Francisco
USA

let's hear it for ME!!!
Dopey Lopes
USA

stay positive!
Dred Slota,dreary ted,male groinwood,dyke lemming,bill fot,DJ Jizzly,stark lupis.
USA

I blow hard.
Hurricane Victim Alex Cora
USA

I'm full.
juicy pipey pipe
USA

ive got the problems of an adult on my head and my shoulders.
I'm an adult now.
USA

suck it kurt. i'm going homo
Killer Klown from outer space
USA

I give ENdgen cousin minky's posts a 2 out of 10. they suck, arent funny, make fun of people who dont even read the posts, and are lam3rz. the 2 stars is because at least they dont quit. its like w!f post. no one reads them anymore but it funny to see they still waste time typing them. I LOVE chong lee.
Kurt Load-er
USA

I suffer brain damage. that's not funny. I do for reals yo.
Larry Estepa
USA

Smoke 2 joints in the morning, smoke 2 joints at night, smoke 2 joints in the evening, then i fucked my dog.
Mopey Herbal G
USA

why doesn't MJ and Rosie O'donnel fuck? Because she lives in new york!
Neil Hamburger Jr
USA

i just shit-out that quarter i swallowed in prison.
Nervous Rex
USA

we wish for tits. big as oven mitts. we wish for tits but got titties instead.
RocketTard
USA

Money, it's a gas. grab the cash with both hands and shake your ass.
Roger Waters
USA

does this look normal to you?
Ron Mexico
USA

shut it stu.
Ronnie milsap
USA

about nothing and everything all at once?
Ruddy Quiefs
USA

my brother ronnie is in the benny youth crew
Stu Milsap
USA

*funny joke about a long snapper.
Tank Macnamara
USA

blong
The ATM
USA

Do you have the time to listen to me whine?
The Lucky Bass Player
USA

have you seen my toenail clipper?
The Toecutter
USA

hi tooky
Timmy
USA

hi kids!
Tookie
USA

everybody hump the dinosaur
Was not was
USA

I hate me too.
Wayne Rooney
USA

ummmm hello?
Wiliam Radcliffe
USA

buy bonercream
WTF OMG !!!!!!
USA

how are you?
wtf Pwn3d!!!!
USA

hi
ZÃ /\/\b13
USA

1. Minky starshine's cousin is the perp here. Fuck off, you turd. 2. I love my job. 3. The band you pretend to be in suxx.
Sneak
USA

What's up all you cocksuckEN nub rubbErs. THings lookEN boring as Fuck around this fuckEN joke of a lurk without us here! EvErybody still FuckEN no job likEN, tyPEN all day on this shitty page fags!!!. We'll I fired the 8th faggot drummEr last weekENd. We don't fukEN need him. We arE tighter more in your FuckEN faCE as a Two Piece anyway. Nobody here in this FuckEN shitty ass lurk can come EvEN close to our shit. Faggot drummer or no faggot drummer. Later FuckEN losERS.
ENdgEN Still in your FuckEN Faces
USA

I think it was EXTREMELY patriotic of the oil companies to hike gas back up to $3 a gallon for the weekend, don't you think?
Zed
USA

I hope all of you take a firework in your EYE!!!
mz:(
USA

Nice day to be in the air conditioning
WiF
USA

Nice day, eh?
GR
USA

hey cricket, keep it down will ya?
napping lurker
USA

chirp chirp
sum cricket
USA

howdy cousin
scary thought- all lurkers are related
USA

"Nathanael"
Spall Czech

Has anyone else been reading the Nathaneal Greene shiz in the odious daily? Totally hooked.
Zdeno

And for something so nasty you'd think it would be easy to find pics of it so people could avoid it.
I'm a tree and I'll kill you
USA

Man that tree am some nasty business. Found the more common spelling- manchineel. Just the smoke from burning that sh!z can blind you.
WiF
USA

would you believe...
Keith Richards on Lutheran CD
USA

umm, not really.
zdon
USA

Hi guys! Remember me?
Chong Lee
USA

that Stalin dude sure seems like a swell guy
gulag gerta
USA

= mother lode for BS Street Teamers
Zdeno

Signs of the yeti have been spotted. A pot of ash and a half eaten goat was seen near his porch. Will attempt to catch elusive yeti today through ensnarement or tiger traps. Please stand by
BS Gig Wrangler
USA

HA! I have arrived and nussink will ever be the same! HA!
Zdeno

VIC what is your deal d00d?
KOL
USA

retitled pic for MJ's edification
WiF
USA

Have any other gruesome ailments in your travels?
WiF
USA

Well what do you know. Learn something new every day. "At 1 P M boarded a Ship, under Danish Colours. When Mr Canes returned, found she was from Altona bound to St. Thomas s, had been out Eight weeks. And had some danish Soldiers on board, with a Lading of Brandy & Linen. Our Boatswain & his Wife, went ashore at Anguilla on Friday last, on leave. They are a pair, whose principal failings are, that they will get drunk, whenever they can get the Liquior. -- They both got drunk this night, the weoman was taken care of by a Black Girl But the Boatswain laid himself down in a Boat, which was hauled ashore, under a mangeneel Tree, it rained in the night, which droped off this poisonous tree on the Boatswain. the consiquence is; that now his hands are swoln, blistered and enflamed in a very singular & dangerous manner This tree, from its being of so poisonous a nature must be ordained by God, for some great good use, but at present none of its uses are known"
WiF
USA

Greg, it's cool. Thanks for coming to my rescue but I can take care of this one. I know the dude. Trust me, I'd rather live with hands like these than stink the way this poor man does. You know the old joke, right? "I can wear gloves but you can't seem to find the deoderant aisle" Well that would apply here.
mj:(
USA

As a 14 year old boy, mj came into contact with the dreaded mangeneel tree while camping in the virgin islands. His hands and face were soon covered with blisters upon blisters the size of golfballs. Each had to be surgically excised by the one doctor on the island in emergency surgery without anesthesia. This is the same tree that killed many of Columbus' men who either ate the apples or slept under the tree in the rain, thereby being coated with the sap. I hope you feel pretty good about yourself , whoever you are, now that you've attributed the "gnarliness" and "ancient weathered digits" (as you so kindly put it), to age.
mj's solicitor
USA

the best athlete in that froggy country is in the habs' net. my guess is you're all puptent-in-front about thierry or whatever le fuck his name is. (btw, zdon zidane = quite excellent.)
boris

Agreed boriz. Zoot alors! Have you ever rooted for a frog before?
zdon
USA

Last night made chef view each and every snap of previous geeg. Appears the negs can be converted to disc. But more importantly the first fruit of the Pawsox field trip are now posted. For those who haven't ever inspected MJ's claws they am uber gnarly. Note the contrast between the youthful prize and the ancient weathered digits.
WiF
USA

mz:( when's the next theater sox game? Didn't play the Dames, did play the Sizz as it came up in the rotation. Joanne doesn't look particularly big or hairy. I think you're confusing her with Wif, who is very big and very hairy. As to whether or not she is a slut, I will give her every opportunity to prove herself. Or not.
Zed
USA

i wouldn't say 'kick' as much as 'attempted to stamp out a cleat-shaped christmas cookie made of ronaldo's doughy nard'. as usual, now it's just who one hates least. HEIL!
boris

mm.. buon luogo, prima volta sono qui e lo gradisco
Opus dei
..., ... ...

Too bad the Three Hamsters thinks it's more important to kick someone in the nuts than to win the world cup. Typical. Good luck in South Africa in 2010.
zdon zidane
USA

ed, two requests, 1) play the Dames and 2) tell Joann she's a big hairy slut. Also tell her to go to the next sox game at the movies. My treat.
mz:(
USA

I'll be hosting Citibeat tonight on 89.3FM WUMD. Can you get QOC to keep the Defacatur open til 1am?
Zed
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drunk 15-year olds? Giggedy-giggedy-giggedy ALL RIGHT!!!!!
Quagmire
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Too bad zed, you missed the 3 drunk 15 year olds. Unless that's standard fare 'round your house.
drink THIS
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I know two guys named Whitey. Neither one owns a chin.
Lip. Neck. Chest.
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One Yeti checking out. One Librarian checking in. Got it.
Maine Bore-der Guard
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I'm going to Maine tonight. Sorry, won't be able to join you. Enjoy!
ZR
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I'm going to the dectur this evening...and I'm bringing D-Rock Hachey...come out and play kids.
chef
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I was going to go to the game last night but then I just decided fuck it, I can drink at home for free.
Zed
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boris! Ha!
not even trying
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gitmo guano
can I get a witness?
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mea culpa on the former franchise of the immortal SIXTO LEZCANO.
boris

file under- sentences I wish I had written-- "WASHINGTON D.C.- In a dramatic new twist on grassroots organizing, an estimated sexagintillion raindrops marched on the nation's capitol this week to protest global warming."
WiF
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Meat constraints = sounds naughtier/grosser than it is.
JERK
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The Pawsox pics are tomorrow's agenda at AS220. Such highly valued and important images are not to be entrusted to the likes of Brooks.
WiFarazzi
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listen to me longpigs one and all, mj parted the venetians last night to asstend "ball" game at movies. No word of a lie, it really is the shit. Better than Fenway. Could see every damn whisker on Schill's face. AND they serve beer. Got there late due to meat constraints but it really was worth it. Looked for other lurkers but only saw the 75 year old dude that Don thought was 3 drunk 15 year olds.
mz:(
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hi
Zed
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