Benny Sizzler Lurkive May 10-June 9, 2006

Les Paul is 91 years old today. Strum a gee-tar for Les.
ed
USA

FTW means "for the win". duh
chong
USA

42 years ago today this guy's mother died. Truly sad tale that has to be relived because of the photo (sapphire link at bottom) that became public. If you haven't yet found a reason to foster an absolute hatred of the American Taliban this will probably do it for you.
WiF
USA

and LMAO means lacking multiple anal orgasms
duh
USA

everybody knows FTW means fry the wombat
WiF
USA

KOL, C'MON!! Share that shit with the LURK!!!!!!!
NOW!~!
USA

so we've seEN the ENd of the ENtrails eh?
WiF
USA

Holy SHIT I just got the RUDEST borderline SLANDER/LIBEL email EVER.
KOL
USA

mj have nothing against enhen. don't know them. they are probably a decent band. i only know about agoraphobic rock. hey dots, i owe you an email, btw. lmao
mj:(
USA

LOL! LMAO!
You are SO 80's!
USA

what the heckle does FTW even mean. I hate computer Abbrev.!
BM
USA

sad thing is that he IS filiated with endhen. It's really just the singer.He's a waste. He got mad when he tried to promote his show by claiming that it would feature RI's best punk bands and someone asked if that meant if NN and BS were going to be there.
Just for the record
USA

Oh Yea? Just try and stop us you fuckEN queer! ENgen FTW!!!1!
ENgen
USA

Sweet. What a turd. He really did not have any affiliation with the band, either.
KOL
USA

Hi everybody. Seen any posts that have a capital E and N in them lately...?
Dots
USA

Well if you MUST flow try to make it SHITTY cuz the Nation don't deserve the best of Tipsy R's shit
BS Hype Intitiator Team
USA

I ate a bunch of them dessicant gel packs and now I've got a severe case of dustbowel
recent dust storm was actually me fotting
USA

Doesn't anybody want to cover "You Turn Me On I'm a Radio"?
Joni Mitchell
USA

What's all this about a dustbowel then?
John S.
USA

"Take great tits for example,"
not what you think
USA

like an oozing sore, I'm sure Z
Fester
USA

I was gonna put in a hilarious rollover but I forgot
Al Z Hymers
USA

I can freak and flow at the same time.
Z
USA

Remember when "night stamina" referred to your.. ahem.. abilities AFTER the geeg was over and the puddles were just starting to form on the Courtland kitchen floor?
Al Z Hymers
USA

No Shit about the Night Stamina!!! Our set doesn't start until 2 hours AFTER my bedtime!! I'm going to stay up late tonight (at the Decateur) and try to sleep late tomorrow...I do promise some serious rocking!
chef
USA

Until proof of geeg booked within year is offered up my client will be assuming that the only thing leaving R&RCC; before Aug 13 will be the sounds of mj w*rking on his new t*ne Agoraphobic Rock
Tipsy's subclause agent
USA

What's the name of that last tune? "Bang Your Hair"
Hairbanger
USA

yeah. Listen to that last tune again. and again.
Sneak
USA

Damn, Scredly, you do a good freakin' mix! You even musta put some special filter on KOL to give him that Euroboy flava. He almost kicks my ass!
mj
USA

umm FYI, it has not QUITE been a year. And didn't you read that we PRACTICED the other night? Huh?
mj:(
USA

chef, you better start training NOW! You're going to need NIGHT STAMINA! Oh and you didn't want Chong at your recital anyway. He heckles and it HURTS.
mj:(
USA

read the finer print
Tipsy's subclause agent
USA

I'd go but I just got banned from RIPTA last week for pissing on the seats and shitting on the e-brake.
don
USA

Have fun at the show y'all. I can't go. My world of warcraft guild is going to be in warsong gultch all night and attendance is mandatory.
Chong
USA

Tipsy, funny how you're under contract to the Sizz and the language specifically forbids you to "flow" for any other band
mj:(
USA

Hey I wanted cover "Turn Up the Radio" too!!!!
mj:(
USA

...incidents in the past have included the case of a man defaecating on the food trolley in the First Class section of a flight to Bangkok, and a Japanese passenger who walked down the isle urinating on the seats.
suggest renaming first class to #1 and #2 class
USA

We will be going on post midnight...30 song/ 80 minute set...OUCH!
chef
USA

...offering in-house treatment for people who can't leave their joysticks alone.
not what you think
USA

it's been rumored a certain rhyme smith may have a rough draft in the works
Tipsy
USA

fuck you test.
test fucker
USA

Come on KOL, go to the show! Give it your all. (or at least your borax)
Chong
USA

test
test
test, USA

Cheffy I will try my best. Go on late. I have to go to a lame thing earlier.
KOL
USA

pssst...there's a show Saturday Night.
chef
USA

I've never been more serious in my life, David. This is not a time for jokes.
Somebody Again
USA

Do you mean "Turn UP the radio" or "Turn ON the News"
David Coverdale
USA

Okay, so it's "Turn UP the radio"...
Somebody Again
USA

nota bene- the simiarity of this bit to Goebbels most famous quote. "So the covert elite must be certain that myths like religion or the glory of the nation are not weakened for these are among the best ways to rule over the ignorant herd and lead it into war. Note that the Straussians themselves are not religious. They are "above" religion, capable of dealing with tough truths like man's mortality. But in their view, religion is a crucial factor in governing. Irving Kristol, following Strauss, tells us that religion is "far more important politically" than the Founding Fathers believed and that to rescue America it is necessary "to breathe new life into the older, now largely comatose religious orthodoxies.".... "Any religion will do ­ except perhaps Islam, which is more or less verboten, given the affinity of all leading neocons for Israel. Hence the neocons readily embrace the ideology and leadership of Christian fundamentalism which can keep the crowd under control and get them to march off to war and death."
from Leo Strauss to Scooter Pie
USA

well NOBODY in my band will let us cover "Turn on the Radio"
somebody
USA

PNAC = Israeli lapdogs. Gotta agree with your suspicions, doris.
WiF
USA

Reading about my first NN show (RHCP/FNM) and the Jerks show just pushed me further over the edge to make the 6 hour ride for tomorrow nights show. Only memory of that red hots show is flea singing anarchy in the uk a capella. I think i'll be 'that guy' and wear my tatterred NeU2tral nation tour shirt which i just found yesterday.
Dnice
ro cha cha, ny USA

Is it insanely uncool to consider covering Hit The Lights?
Sneak
USA

Yeah, and YOU are INCORREST with your spalling!!!
SPALLCHECK
USA

On your way to the show Saturday, do tune in to Citibeat on the brand new 9600-watt powerhouse 89.3FM WUMD.
ed
USA

ED, You are correst sir !! I've still got a cd 4 u.
Dexter
Bakefield, RI USA

Ramones / NN show was 1/23/86 If I remember correctly, this was the show right after Ritchie got fired, Marky was still in rehab, and was the only show to feature Clem Burke sitting in on drums. Clemmy Ramone just doesn't have that ring to it.
ed
USA

RHCP / Faith No More / NN show was 11/6/87. One of my last DJ gigs at room, and the start of my battle with tinnitus. Is it too late to sue the RHCPs?
ed
USA

c'mon, it was mossad. everyone in italy knows this. everyone. they crooked the docs and seals. see also 'person jailed for 12 years for passing state secrets' and the ledeen meeting. basic and obvious. and which org isn't mentioned once in this 'article'. who would benefit. with perle and wolfowitz on staff at the time. pffft. treason = death penalty.
doris

For those horrified by RFK RS article- Here's a Vanity Fair article for ye. The folks that manufactured the phony Billygate docs, and hooked up Reagan with the Iran/Contra deal, and tried to assassinate the pope have been keeping themselves busy and manufactured the phony Niger docs. The story even gotz a crooked Pazienza in it. One thing the article doesn't mention is that when the CIA and State both refused to give the White House the phony docs because they were such obvious forgeries, Cheney sent Hadley to Italy and got them directly and POOF! they magically started appearing in everything the White House said. Also, note the date of the original break in, Jan 2001. And the date the Veep office started their assault, Sept 8, 2001.
WiF
USA

mj, CD's are in yer mailbox...
Scred
USA

third- if bush hadn't refused THREE TIMES to let the military get this POS before the invasion none of the 100,000 dead Iraqis, 2,500 dead Americans, and 17,000 wounded Americans would have happened.
WiF
USA

second- As recently as yesterday it was predicted that Al Q was going to hand over Al Z for martyr sh!z purposes. And it WAS an Al Z operative that gave him up to the US.
WiF
USA

a couple points about Al Zarq- first, he was fired two months ago and replaced with another emir by Al Q.
WiF
USA

Miss, if they were a SIZZLER item you should be lucky there're TWO gloves.
Benny Complaint Dept.
USA

For a bargain price of only $4.95 you can purchase our handy glove-staple remover. Which it just so happens doubles as a handy hemorrhoid remover. (caution: when removing hemmorrhoids always wear safety gloves)
bargain benny
USA

The staple was free; at no charge to our customers. Thank you, please call again.
Sizzled
USA

The staple is an important safety device to ensure you don't get the clap.
Benny MD

Where is your customer service number? I just bought these gardening gloves at Benny's and can't get the freakin' staple that's holding them together out. How da heck am I gonna plant these plants with my hands stapled together?
GR
USA

yup, on the jayhawks.
WiF
USA

also heard TP stole same song from jayhawks, maybe '92. i was a big tree-hugger then; prob'ly saw Oakback Mountain @ Avon.
doris

And mutiple breakdowns of the similarities here
Play Jurist
USA

Back to the Peppers. When I heard the new s!ngle I thought it sounded awful familiar. I wasn't the only one. Check this mashup of Dani California and Petty's Last Dance.
WiF
USA

OMG!!!! I WAS THERE!!!! I WAS THE ONE IN THE BEANIE BABIES NOVELTY HAT!!!!
mj:(
USA

Violent Femmes and Awesome go together like peanut butter and lobster.
KOL
USA

13 people
PS
USA

Okay mj, how's this, you fucking nazi? The best underattended NON MUS!C show I ever went to was a trade for Beanie Babies and Byers Choice Carolers at the Hartford Covention Center's 3rd floor Freedom Room
how's THAT
USA

Violent Femmes first show at Living Room (and a few days later at Spit/Metro)...before they had a record out... few people, awesome show!
chef
USA

Yeah, and? Show of WHAT exactly? BASEBALL CARDS?
hmm?
USA

I believe the topic was best non/under-attended show.
jeesh
USA

seems like an awful lot of mus!c talk on here...ANYWAY, some of my best advice came from the lurk. Like someone said to shoot at cops so i did.
mj:(
USA

So there's this guy weed wacking a 200 acre field. Well, he's got another guy to help. So there's these two guys weed wacking a 200 acre field.
wtf omg
USA

Aye doris, we Ents are slow to anger, and carpenter ants are one thing, however Poison Ivy is the wife of my tree brother and you crossed a line there pal.
Remember the Fangorn!
USA

Circle Jerks in '86? Morris on crutches. Neutral Nation opening. Wonderful!
Won-der-ful
USA

Ahh, now I know why. His other blouse was covered in spooge.
Back Room Guy
USA

Keough may have been w@rking so that would make 4. He did buy the tour shirt though. Sad that I remember that.
don
USA

whoops i done pissed off an Ent.
doris

Oh, Keough was "working" all right
Laffy Lurky
USA

Saw that one too. My guess, about 6 months earlier. Since you mention that line-up, also saw them at the Channel with Thelonius Monster opening and Fishbone headlining. Biggest pit I ever am saw.
WiF
USA

likelihood lurk advice is taken to value of said advice = inverse proportion
twiggy
USA

When was the first Chili Peppers show? NN opened for them in '84. I think, with Faith No More and Thelonious Monster...there were more people at that show, I'm pretty sure.
chef
USA

1st Chili Peppers show in RI at Living Room, 7 people. All but two of which were waiting for some employee to get off. Predicted snow storm no-showed and they played like they were playing for a couple thousand. The original guitarist Hillel made Flea and Anthony look like the were in slow-mo. And almost sat on syringe in band room afterwards. Considering how long Hillel lasted after that, that's damn good thing.
WiF
USA

Are you sure Keough wasn't working?
Just wanted to know
USA

Sean Mc Adam at the Pearl Jam show
so funny
USA

This is the one that did it for me.
Wipers Live
USA

Greg Sage is excellent. Best "5 people in audience" show I ever saw was Wipers at Rocket on a Sunday night. Bill Keough was the only other non worker there. MJ's fav was Poison at the Living Room. 31 people in attendence.
don loves music
USA

no
Anybody
USA

Yes Don. Wipers box set. Albums: Is This Real/Over The Edge/Youth of America all in one easy to use package. Greg Sage = genius.
KOL
USA

Anybody think this a good name for a band?
Stolen Dreams
USA

i din;t break the lurk that fool "dots" did. Anyway, thanks to all the tree comediennes who made jokes about oaks so then mj goes out and digs a hole and wrestles a 500 pound root ball into it 20 feet from neighbor's well only to come back to real comments about how NOT to plant an oak by same jokesters. remind me to cut your balls off
mj:(
USA

am on for Sadtreeday cum rain or shine-ola
soggy sapling
USA

Have you hugged your 401K today? DOW is currently an astounding 150 points above what it was the day the murder monkey was sworn in. At this rate only 6 years till we break even, oh joy. Can you say worst president eva?
benny has bean counter
USA

I think it's supposed to rain on Satreday.
don
USA

I thought you all were dead. Now I find that you're not. Too bad ;) Anyone going to that show I've heard aboot on Satreeday?
GR
USA

Did someone say Wipers?
Don
USA

Thank you for your site. I have found here much useful information... xanax valium rivotril
xanax
Chicago, NY USA

good to see that after 5 years of the murder monkey looking in the wrong country for the wrong guy, Zarqawi is now out of the way and Osama can resume his lurk duties.
WiF
USA

As I was going to say yesterday before mj broke the lurk... If April showers bring May flowers, and Mayflowers bring pilgrims, what do June downpours bring?... soggy pilgrims?
WiF
USA

HOLY FSM!! Freaking OSAMA fixed the lurk!!!!!
BSTC
USA

Another day without friends?
Lurksy
USA

wha happen to lurk?
KOL
USA

Note to doris: don't go for any hikes.
Treebeard
USA

Hey who broke the lurk and then who fixed the lurk? Hey how about this rain? Something different , eh? Fuck me in the NECK. Hey did you know the SIZZ PRACTICED LAST NIGHT??!!
mj:(
USA

Pissing down with rain on a boring Wednesday.
GR
USA

Nomar + DLowe > Petey in a game that also featured the first-ever all-Hoser batt'ry in MLB history.
doris

Replacements box set due June 13th
Bastards of ed
USA

Space Ghost will not be down for breakfast.
ed
USA

What's on the Wipers box set?
ed
USA

stupidstupidstupidyou
v!c
USA

No thanks to dumb ole me who broke the lurk. Thanks to web server for fixing it hisself. Thanks, Arda.
BSTC
USA

got the Wipers box set. It is very very good.
Sneak
USA

Isn't that EVERYDAY, GR?! Anyway, those do's = very neo-Beatles.
v!c
USA

Lurk made it just in time for this link to be relevant.
GR
USA

if a rez-erected lurk ain't a sign-o-the-end-thyme, nothing am.
the end of spice as we know it
USA

imagine this giving the murder monkey a thrashing
WiF
USA

dominatrix who claims to have witnessed murder monkey engaged in... well it makes an ugly picture. Story has been out there a few years and now it's become public who she is and she's running for governor in Nevada (Leola McConnell) and supposedly threated to out bush on Rhodes show.
WiF a daily dose of tin foil
USA

THE END IS NEAR
v!c
USA

Phew, I thought my social life was completely gone there for a couple of days.
GR
USA

ah, the demonic reemergence of lurk on 06/06/06
WiF
USA

ok so the first non-RRHQ lurker to post is Lestre...and what does he post? an obit.
v!c
USA

RIP - Billy Preston
Lester
USA

gg
hello
USA

Testes
Lester
USA

test
test <test@abc.com>
test, ts USA

uh..it's really getting sad now. The longpig either pretending to be something called engen, or whoever the what it is doesn't even have their own website to rant on? What, the 16 bands who wanted to be your "friend" on MyAss don't post enough? No URL of your own? No knowledge of how to code a simple html-based gbook? No love life? Tell me, what is it?
dots
USA

R.I.P. Stiv Bators 22OCT1949 - 3JUN1990.
Scred
USA

i'm not even sure this is me posting. but to the tree-hugger nazi...if i kill poison ivy am i a woodland growth supremacist? maybe blow out an ankle sidestepping a carpenter ant? hey you never know, that ant may be the breadwinner for many ants, thus deprived of a happy lifestyle and doomed to decades of therapy. yah. blow me.
boris

that's fuckEN it! fuck you tree hugger!!!!!!!!! dirty haves the right fuckEN idea and he's the only fuckEN one. what up dirty, peace. chef better watch out now though cuz we might have our songs get in his fuckEN face!!!!!! yo chef, why you quit soth park? ahhhhh hahah fuckEN SNAP!
you bitches fuckEN know who
USA

Hey dirty, you're right that wasn't very funny. I am sickened by your earlier talk of "owning" trees. One does not "own" trees, one cares for them. And they, in their own manner, care for you. Change your thinking oppressor!
tree hugger
USA

sorry, upon reflection I realize that wasn't really funny
dirty
USA

17 Canadian terrorists arrested? Whaaa? Not eating enough back bacon constitutes terrorist activity?
dirty

James Blunt was an army Capt and saw action in Iraq so probably not him
sorry that I know this
USA

Who is the biggest pussy - James Blunt or Daniel Powter?
Discuss
USA

yo! fuck your fuckEN trees!
ENDGEN
USA

RFK jr on CNN situation room @ 7
WiF
USA

Shatner.
Lester
USA

as proud owner of a hundred of the fuckers including tree that are literally 80-100 years old, just remember that the roots spread past the dripline so 1. putting flower beds etc nearby should be done sooner rather than later when the roots grow horizontally and 2. oaks tend to not be real nice neighbors to plants/grass. am sure Dex knows more.
dirty

mj, them terrorists finally have crossed the line. The line between longpigs and pets
oh the zoomanity
USA

Oh and BTW all, has anyone told you yet today?
WiF of friday sh!tstarting
USA

tress?
musta been thinking on the hair warshing
USA

I'd imagine the issue is which is your concern, the tree or the well? Is the well still in use? Then you could have some serious issues withthe roots eventually crushing any piping in the vicinity. On the tress end of the business it would mostly be a worry of the tree collapsing the side of the well and leaning in on that direction. But iffen you've ever seen rocks split by trees you know who usually wins that one in the end. Only other thing I can think of is if the water table is very high there the roots could be fairly drowned and the tree wouldn't ever get established well due to lack-o-oxygen.
WiF
USA

MJ - Do you take Blue Cross? If so, waive the co-pay and you have a deal.
Leeron
USA

Thanks guys, knew I could count on y'all for some intelligent advice
mj:(
USA

and you could sure a tree thusly planted could be called well placed
WiF
USA

sound like that planting was truly a tree feat
WiF
USA

dirty you are so dead
you know who
USA

tree feet.
dirty

and one more thing Leeron, it's been said that I can emasculate a man with one drop of my jock. Shall I save you the expense?
mj:(
USA

question for all you tree bandits out there before I leave: how close is too close to plant an oak next to a well?
mj:(
USA

fuck you beat me to the punchline
mj:(
USA

yup that's the PACKAGE and he'e MAGIC. For all you Nationophiles on here, that's the ORIGINAL T BUCK behind him
mj:(
USA

Nice pic of NN Tri-founder Steve Lepper, right behind the package.
chef
USA

nevermind
figgered it out meself
USA

Sid is the iggy/ozzy/handsome dick manitoba-esque patriarch of RI punk rock.
KOL
USA

what am sid?
clueless as usual
USA

guess who just zombied into my crib? Fucking SID the Package.
mj:(
USA

Yeah, as a member of short drop method(UK), I have to agree with the previous statement. Scandalous!
thanks though
USA

oh and v!c, I got two words for ya- TERA FIRMER
WiF this check box
USA

and I mean BOTH boxes
WiF
USA

As in iffen I don't satisfy/quench (aka- SLAKE) my check boxes this very evening there will be heck to pay.
beating the proverbial dead transitive verb
USA

check boxes, as in beer thirst
do I have to explain everything?
USA

Any Dexy's Midnight Runners on the NN set list?
v!c
USA

Main Entry: slake Pronunciation: 'slAk, intransitive sense 2 and transitive sense 3 are also 'slak Function: verb Inflected Form(s): slaked; slak·ing Etymology: Middle English, from Old English slacian, from sleac slack intransitive senses 1 archaic : SUBSIDE, ABATE 2 : to become slaked : CRUMBLE transitive senses 1 archaic : to lessen the force of : MODERATE 2 : SATISFY, QUENCH 3 : to cause (as lime) to heat and crumble by treatment with water : HYDRATE
try again W!f
USA

My word for the day is "slake". As in right after I escape the meat I'm gonna slake my check boxes.
WiF
USA

if dex doesn't a cappella one carly simon at LEAST, i'm out.
dirty

A lot of charities are ripoffs too. Doesn't mean you shouldn't give. Like most things in life a little studying up and experience are the difference.
that means you, ya cheap fvk
USA

ye reap what ye sew
NG
USA

nutmeg state liberrians speak oot...
dirty

Something on the Noise board turned out to be true? Anyway, I'm sure someone will rebut.
v!c
USA

from the noise board, and don't it ring true: "as an aside: a lot of charity gigs are bullshit. most of the time, everybody--the door guy, the soundguy, the bartenders--are getting paid EXCEPT for the musicians who are expected to work for free. and usually, no one comes anyway because these events are put on by inexperienced promotors, and the bands all have other shows to promote anyway. if someone wants to raise money, try a dance night or a karaoke night. fewer people will be donating their time/taking a loss, and customers will come out in droves to drink their faces off, shake their asses or sing off key."
Also
USA

Somebody modified a Magic 106.7 FM ad on a boston bus, and sightings of it are both frequent and hilarious.
Sneak
USA

They need lots of direct sunlight. Otherwise they will zombie into the nether world in a few years.
v!c
USA

Damn, I wish someone would plant me a miniature Japanese lilac. You're lucky.
GR
USA

I don't know which song I like better, The Usurper or Inner Scrotum.
v!c
USA

NN setlist for next week
Sneak
USA

You could be next. Just think, you walk out the front door on the way to Meatland, and BOOM! Miniature Japanese lilac.
v!c
USA

missing rollover
WiF
USA

bandits that plant trees, a truly insidious lot
WiF
USA

Bands still play concerts?
why come?
USA

The Little Compton Tree Bandits (LCTBs) have struck again! In the heat of the night they sneak into various and sundry local yards and plant trees of their own choosing in locations of their own choosing without some much as consulting the property owners! They must be stopped!
v!c <cedar@here.com>
USA

Duud, it's just an in-and-out procedure--hehehehe--you can make it to the show the next day. All you boiz whining 'bout your nards. boohoo.
GR
USA

Chong is actually correct on this one. I'm fat and Irish - why the hell do I need a vasectomy? I cant even SEE my pecker, never mind knock someone up with it. Also - We are having free hamburgers at work that day. Everyone gets free hamburgers and I get a hole in my sack. What sort of deal is this?
Leeron
USA

leeron's goning to drop his shorts at the docs office and the doc'll say "looks like mother nature already took care of this one"
chong
USA

do the NN boys still do the bit where the guitar guy puts on a pink triangle pin and then the singer comes out, gives a few heil hitlers to the crowd, and proceeds to pummel the crap out of the guitar guy? then they play the song "homo he wrecked us"? that would be great. I miss the old days.
Vexan
USA

Hey vic, dig any holes by flashlight recently...?
Shallow Grave
USA

mj requests the famous NN song, "The Boy who Forgot To Love Mom"
me
USA

Vic's well must be LOADED with heavy metals. How else do you thik he gets so ROCK!
The landlord
USA

Leeron is not only getting his nards clipped, he's getting them WARSHED!!!
mj:(
USA

v!c, maybe you could do the warshing in the wondrous toiletry accomodations at Verdant Room.
WiF
USA

Ahh..."The Boy Who Forgot to Love", second only to the tearjerker, "Mom"
Sentimental Mental
USA

Nice rant chef. Always loved Achingbacks stuff. Will be there with at least 3 or 4 rolls of film to record your ugly mugs for posterity. All this clamoring to get on the bill reminds me of the lepers in JC Stupidstah doing the touch me heal me bit.
WiF
USA

You're right. It's true. I can't reschedule. You can't reschedule a good ol' fashion WARSHING. Now. Did someone say he got his NARDS CLIPPED recently?
v!c
USA

define: big cock
doubt it
USA

the fid's are a hard working, sincere, local band. I'lll try to make it to the show but i might be busy playing my lvl 13 undead warlock. Seriously though, i have a big cock sometimes. once it got stuck in the elevator and I didn't notice till i was halfway down the block. Remember when NN used to wheel out the wheelchair and make fun of retarded people and then play the song "don't be tardy"? that was some good shit. i love you guys! Can I request a song? Can you please play "the boy who forgot how to love". that's my favorite NN tune!
wtf Pwn3d!!!!
USA

vic, you CAN'T reschedule your hair washing apointment!! That's your pre-ordained night of the week to WARSH!
mj:(
USA

oh sure, now you want all the kids to come to YOUR concert. Sure, where were the all the nation boys during MY last piano recital?
mj:( <heehee@heehee.hee>
USA

Come with me, Chef.
Hyperbole Police
USA

Man, you want to get wound up, check out Blizzard of '78...unbelievably good!!!!!!!
chef
USA

same weekend, mock cutler's useful things disk made me wonder why the overwhelming majority of releases have a couple good tracks and a buncha crap, then he's releasing records that are literally 7-8-9 songs deep. great, great shit. christ cheffy now you got me all fuckin' wound up. you bastid.
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don't forget the davey smac TV viewin' on "pete & pete". i was listening to a couple post-ML mulcahy disks last weekend, great stuff still, with and without dave/spot....
dirty

Alright, I'll reschedule mine appointment!
v!c
USA

Uhhhh...I'm in short drop method(UK) and I have to agree with the last guy!
thanks though
USA

The FIDs are still a band? I did not know that...again, not only could we not put every band on the bill, I could not mention every band in my rant. If I skipped your band, I am sorry...If you are in a hard working, sincere, local band, regardless of your style of music, you have my respect and admiration (even ENDGEN...hope the yeasties clear up!).
chef
USA

Short Drop Method UK? you have got to be kidding me. how can you mention them and not the F.I.D.'s? Jeezuz. we were around back when most of the people on this board were only "starting" to get old. And we're still here. The lack of respect astounds me. fuck you frenchy.
WTF OMG !!!!!!
USA

Alright already...why all the dissin'? First off, "What Now" is an awesome Providence band, with one of the most talented Song Writer/Producers in the area. Mr. Dave Achenbach went on to a little local fame with Small Factory...bassist Dave McCaffrey went on to Miracle Legion and Frank Black and the Catholics (great guy, great musician). Original drummer Marc "Rock" Jones has not been seen for years (another great guy and great drummer (he also used to have a great car!)). Brunt of It! Come On! If you haven't seen them, you don't know what you are missing. Boo Fish (one of the nicest people on the Island) has gone from bass to lead vocals. He sings well and puts on a great show, and yes, Slim Jim rocks (and is a fellow chef), Grade School Crush are brand spanking new, and Neutral Nation has a long, long standing tradition of putting young bands on the bill...every band deserves a chance to play. All you other bands that are not on the bill, I'm sorry, we couldn't put every band in RI on the bill, weather they are friends or not. We love the Motormags, Benny Sizzler, Fashion Failures, Suicide Liquors, Short Drop Method UK, etc...(Sorry Endgen, you put down too many people and talked too much crap for me to even want to give you a listen...be nice, will ya!), but like I said, we can't have everyone on the bill. I hope everyone comes to the show to see old friends, say good bye to T-Buck, re-live old times, smile...and maybe enjoy a few of the bands. We've been practicing hard and are playing at least 30 tunes...there has got to be one that you might like...thanks for imposter Johnny Cote's mention (no one has been at our practices), but it is true, we are playing a lot of old, fun tunes...so come on everybody, lighten up. Providence used to have such a great scene because every band came out to see evry other band (MJ remembers going to see a lot more MX shows, I am sure) and not because we neccesarily liked the band, but just because we supported each other. I would love to see a scene like that again in Providence. I am way to old for that, but the young bands deserve it. I will be having a great time on the 10th, and I hope to see as many old friends as possible. Rock on.
chef
USA

ENDGEN are sorry to report they have to cancel all their summer shows as they have a yeast infectiEN.
ENDGEN
USA

Is mr cote related to nate cote?
Sneak
USA

just so you fucks know, ENDGEN will not attEN any fuckEN bitch show of Nutral NatiEN. Fuck them. We gave them their fuckEN chance but they wENt with shitbag bands. Fuck all y'all bENny Sizzler penis wrinklers (cept for doris - ya haer doris? you know what I'm gettEN at? Much love to doris for lettEN hisself be honest about good fuckEN in your fuckEN face music! We sorry for braekEN your balls for being gay bro!). Anyone wants to book a real band just let us fuckEN know!
www.myspace.com/endgen
USA

justa let ya know, was at the NN rehearsal last night, and those boys rocked. Lot so classics leaking outta them amps, i'll be there, will youz ?
Johnny Cote
Cattleboro, USA

ahh fuck, cheffy. The only good thing about the Brown of It is Slim Jim. The rest of them tards can lick my hairy nards
you know who
USA

After reading the RS article: don't wave at the Republicans as they zombie by.
v!c
USA

At least we can be sure they aren't extensions
WiF
USA

both. braided.
v!c
USA

v!c,
ass or back?
USA

Now this am some awesome tin-foil-hattery iffen I've ever read any. It's got everything; murder cover up, narrow escapes for brit PM, french intelligence (tee hee), Cia, NSA, FBI, thwarted counter-espionage rail attack.....
WiF
USA

Oh sh!t! I think I have an hair appointment that night.
v!c
USA

up till a week ago he had always said he had no intention of running for office, but he just said that he's ben asked enough times that he's considering it. And unlike Osama it won't take 8.1 billion bullets to "remove him from the ballot".
they only shoot the good kennedys
USA

I guess the question is, does this serve as an announcement of intent to run for a certain office by a certain Irish Catholic Boston Democrat? Give that man a Pope-Mobile and lots and lots of Kevlar. PLEASE.
dirty

Ah.
v!c <brown@it.com>
USA

I just read that RS article. I recommend it more than anything in RS since Joseph graced the cover. Holy sheepshit Batman.
dirty

June 10th...the Living Room...Neutral Nation, What Now, Brunt of It, Grade School Crush.
Fly on the wall
USA

full Rolling Stone article on stolen '04 election just got posted
WiF
USA

Oh Humsaph. You're so Old Testament.
v!c
USA

I must say that in the swedish song contest, why are not marina on teh picure om bwo - temel of love? she is a part of bwo to, right?
Humsaph
USA

who's openin' for NN?
v!c
USA

footie spawns jocko dance craze
pop rocking footie madness
USA

Maybe I'll just have em take the whole works off. I mean, I'm married so its not like I use em anymore.
Leeron
USA

nomotesticle = funny
gotta give ye extree points for that one
USA

Be careful Leeron...a NN show is like a good swift kick to the NARDS.
chef
USA

Sounds painful but look at it this way, instead of being a homotesticle (like Chong) you'll be a nomotesticle.
david seaman

Goddamn NN show is the day after I am having THE BIG SNIP performed on my nards. I hope my remodled sack will be up to the trip.
Leeron
USA

that settles it. bow and arrow from now on. just so somebody gets to say "bowmen, notch! fire at will!"
dirty

if they're standing directly behind one another (think jeter/a-rod), my guess is <1 bullet?
dirty

oops, so 4 1/2 years @ 1.8 am make 8.1 billion rounds and still no Osama.
still holding out for that 10 billionth round
USA

Speaking of resto-rants, there am a new one on Newport Ave called Azteca that opened up this week (the old Wishing Well for you ancient folk). Will do secret-lurker dining-report after trying this weekend.
WiF
USA

Er, that's 1.8 billion rounds of small arms ammunition per year.
v!c
USA

you would think 1 would suffice, but Osama is still waiting unscathed for his. Since it's 1.8 billion rounds since 9/11, maybe he's just waiting to be the 10 billionth round served.
the mureder monkey junta that couldn't shoot straight
USA

Lestre, just stick to informing us who died and which cafes and restaurants recently closed their doors.
v!c
USA

Won't one (1) usually do the trick?
v!c
USA

Grant from Ghost Hunters was a friend of mine in High School, and Donna grew up next door to me.
Lester
USA

think projo.com booted their log-in requirements. hmmm. GR, nat likes the restaurant up the street (North up 7 then left) in mini-plaza with gas station. all i know is they have beer.
dirty

hmmmm...
perhaps a grilled moon sammich fer lunch
USA

If you had to guess how many bullets on average it took the best military on earth to get each bad guy living in countries barely above Iron Age living conditions, how many would you guess; 50? 300? 6,000? 47,000? 95,000? 250,000?
#1 WiF a buttload-o-bullets
USA

Yes, I have problems. But anyhoo, click the linkee and zoom all the way in. See, you do learn something new every day.
GR
USA

recieve = receive
better to give than
USA

over 10,000 recieved by Congress so far.... "Given the approval ratings of Congress these days, I guess we should all be grateful the bricks are coming through the mail, not the window," said Dan Pfeiffer, a spokesman for Sen. Evan Bayh, D-Ind.
WiF of mexican masonry
USA

Saw the best "reality" show last night; Ghost Hunters. It's these guys from Warwick going around investigating hauntings on Sci-Fi.
muddy Briefs
USA

worst preznit eva
Captain Obvious
USA

As Pacino says in the Godfather "Just when I thought that I was out they pull me back in."
WiF
USA

You can't stay away from the lurk, can you?
v!c
USA

Perhaps I should stop bad mouthing Rudy Seanz and Julian Tavarez.
Lester
USA

Well hello from Bryant U! Already bored out of mind and it's not even 11 yet. But at least I remembered to attend. And of course the only presenter I'm interested in won't be until 3:45 so I have to stay all day. What happened to the rain? It's freakin' hot up here in Smittyville.
GR
USA

sounds like it was recorded in the bowels of W!F's bowels!
Dred Slota,dreary ted,male groinwood,dyke lemming,bill fot,DJ Jizzly,stark lupis.
USA

One more from the bowels of the bucket
KOL
USA

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060531/ap_on_en_ot/batwoman_uncloseted
MJ starts reading comic books again
USA

ching, not my post. i was busy trying to find a gig that makes so much money i can kinda 'forget' about $86,000.00
dirty

Doris plays cornhole? Maybe ENgen was right. You really are a homotesticle.
Chong
USA

In the immortal words of Rudy Cheeks: "Sleep tight, America".
ed
USA

Does this guy *EVER* read a fucking newspaper?
ed
USA

When did our Fearless Leader find out about the massacre?
Snow revealed that President Bush only found out about the killing of the 24 civilians when he was asked about it by a Time Magazine reporter earlier this year. This led to national security advisor Stephen Hadley briefing the president on the incident.
USA

Cornhole
a pussy game
USA

Cornhole
a pussy game
USA

Cornhole is for pussies. They should play a manly game like lawn darts. You get one of those motherfuckers stuck in your brain and you have a badge of honor for life.
ed
USA

Yesseee folks. Cornhole is a real game. It am bigee in da dirty dirty midwest. I've played. It involvee beanbaggages (hence the corn part I assume; as the bags are full of it and not really beans at all)and a box wiffem a hole in it. Itee a bitee like horseshoes.
doris
USA

W!f, is it enough to impeach Bush?!
v!c
USA

News surely to be buried on page 15 so as to make way for 14 pages of next season merkin idle rumors- Rolling Stone article to be published tomorrow. Ohio '04 election stolen... WITH links to White House.
WiF
USA

"It's gonna take a lot of firecrackers to wake up this passed-out dude."
Lester
USA

Hear ye, hear ye! COME see the AMAZINGLY well-formed three armed baby! Three shiny pinnies, two for a farthing, a'three per shillin'! COME see the three armed baby, you'll never be the same! (Click on vid. link.)
v!c
USA

AND I've found even one of my average fots more entertaining than any and/or all merkin idle commercials and sound blights that I've had to suffer through.
WiF
USA

true WtF true. the good thing about living in mines for the next 93 years is that when we finally DO emerge, mean joe will be exactly twice as old as he is now! what a coincidence!
dirty

Well, I do know someone who watched that show. I mean, if it's over. It could still be going on for all I know.
v!c
USA

mj, the first will definitely take care of the "fat". But if further "treatment" is necessary you can count on me to go slap-happy on you.
WiF
USA

diry, have to agree. I was just so surprised to see someone articulate the diagnosis that well that I didn't look at his prognosis or recommended course of treatment (or lack thereof).
WiF of hippy communes NOT to come
USA

VIC YOUR SO CUTE WHEN YOU PLAY AMERICAN IDLE DUMB!!
you know damn well WHO HE IS!!
USA

oh, and also, that aforementioned promised slap- does it also remove hair...?
yup
USA

Who is that guy? Anyway?
v!c
USA

I'm sorry but I just don't see anything wrong with putting my Tay Tay on the front page of every paper in America. He is truly newsworthy and super talented to boot!
you know who
USA

"Howl's Moving Castle" > "Spirited Away"
dirty

thing is, WtF, his idea of "a return to agrarian communal life via the disintegration of civilization itself" is inevitable but it won't be an option. hope our town's got some of them Dr Strangelove mines; see y'all in 93 years or thereabout.
dirty

...and yet more words from the reality front- "Having long laid waste our own sanity, and having long forgotten what it feels like to be free, most of us too have no idea what it s like to live in the real world. Seeing four salmon spawn causes me to burst into tears. I have never seen a river full of fish. I have never seen a sky darkened for days by a single flock of birds. (I have, however, seen skies perpetually darkened by smog.) As with freedom, so too the extraordinary beauty and fecundity of the world itself: It s hard to love something you ve never known. It s hard to convince yourself to fight for something you may not believe has ever existed."
holy FSM, a longpig that seems to get it
USA

C'mere mj, I'll give you one good slap that'll knock that "fat" off of ya.
WiF
USA

Is it my turn to drive the clown car pool? Gotta love these two quotes- "Unless the loser on 'American Idol' pulls a gun and opens fire, that show belongs in the entertainment section and not on my front page."... and... "We've turned into this nation of overfed clowns, riding around in clown cars, eating clown food, watching clown shows. We've become a nation of cringing, craven fuckups."
WiF
USA

just checking, how fat is too fat?
mj:(
USA

yeah the old "incidental contact"...like how shaq never gets called for steamrolling. who you like in game seven?
dirty

Dirty, there's plenty o contact, just not checking per se. It gets chippy out there.
KOL
USA

Hey v!c, are you sure you want to use the term "familiar"?
familiarity breeds contemptabley elongated nether bits
USA

Mr Lifto? Never heard of him.
now that's a real stretch
USA

Anyone familiar with Mr. Lifto?
v!c <thejimrose@show.com>
USA

no contact i assume but they allow slappers? i thought most leagues didn't...
dirty

I had my third inguinal hernia repaired DEC05. Wasn't so bad. Oxycontin was nice. No more make lifty for me.
Scred
USA

The question is, didja ever wake up in the mornin' WiF a zomby woof behind your eyes?
WiF
USA

paler am most certainliest wordified properestly
WiF
USA

BY THE WAY - 0 goals, 1 assist last night, but it came on the game winnah (breakaway, my shot from just inside the point as it as 1 on 3, picked up the deflected shot, curled around to right hash mark, looked to point, deked one d00d, quick pass to the dman at the point who 1 timed a nifty slapshot for a 6-5 lead with a minute and change to go). Not so good the rest of the night.
KOL
USA

His name is Pauley Shore and he'll be giving it his all from the mound tonight.
v!c
USA

Well, you can wave as the Republicans "zombie" by (is that a verb?)...with your fists!
v!c
USA

dood my town may be EVEN PALER (if "paler" is even a word)
dirty

yeah, SOMEBODY was SO EXCITED to be waving at everybody in the parade that they even waved at the XTIAN SURFERS ASSOC. But the waving was soon curtailed by somone else when the republican town party zombied by
somebody
USA

Overheard this weekend at a sad Memorial Day Parade. "Don't wave at the Republicans"
Move Along
USA

And as if the "Left Behind" (left buttocks more accurately) series being the largest selling book serial eva ain't scary enough. Check this xtian foray into xbox territory- "Conduct physical & spiritual warfare : using the power of prayer to strengthen your troops in combat and wield modern military weaponry throughout the game world."
so many xtians so few lions
USA

Just read that HuffPo sprawler article. Two things say it all for me. Over 7 cents of every retail dollar spent is at the OTHER evil W. And... 'On the political front, Wal-Mart gives more money to Republican candidates than any other company. According to Bloomberg News, "Wal-Mart's political action committee, the biggest company PAC, gave Republicans 81 percent of its $1.3 million in donations in the past two years."'
WiF
USA

pronounced "stottah".
....

vic i fear Humsaph = tonight's starter
dirty

Al Norman is my boyfriend! He is the frickin' best. You should hear him speak. You should hear him at Middleblob Zoning Board meetings. The guy is funny as shit and brave beyond brave.
joseph
USA

Did someone say HUMSAPH?
v!c
USA

one for joseph not humsaph
dirty

Big Poopy= funny name from yesterday's lurk. Hey did someone say HERNIA? Ya know, this lurker just learnt yesterday that a certain other lurker just got diagnee-osed with the same thing.
mj:(
USA

mmmm Veronica
KOL
USA

wouldn't it more properly be called a HISnia?
WiF
USA

I w!sh.
v!c
USA

an *actual* hernia? jeepers. sorry i was funnin' then.
dirty

Let's just forget I brought it up.
v!c <aoneandatwoandathree@hernia.com>
USA

the comment about the front back there was an aside.
dirty

vic, your front's not exactly kicking ass either.
dirty

Okay I'll bite, how come you have a weak back?
The back is NOT a hinge
USA

you hadda go and do it vic.
dirty

Oh, 'bout a week back. Ba d!p DAP.
v!c
USA

hey v!c, how long you had that weak back?
cue rim shot
USA

I got me a weak back.
v!c
USA

hi mj!
spud
USA

Remember when you asked me who my favorite Archie comics character was? Well, it's HANSI, the girl who loved the swastika!
GR
USA

That cornhole thing is a joke, right? I mean isn't a cornhole a BUTThole?
How can they print that?
USA

The perfect gift for someone you hate but whose house you love .
GR
USA

Shae and I got hooked on playing cornhole right after we moved out here
ummmmm
USA

Hey W!f, if you can't wait for football season to start, maybe attending the Carson Palmer Cornhole Classic will help.
Lester
USA

I shoulda stayed at that same Holiday Inn Express
Josh Beckett
USA

I WAS referring to whom chef handed said axe over to
wrong fool entrustment
USA

I've never pitched in the major league before, but I did stay at a holiday Inn last night.
David Pauley
USA

fuck i miss me some rocky's point. especially loved it when it got extree decrepit and it was extree cool and scary.
mj:(
USA

Chris Matthews screeching like a monkey.
ed
USA

Hurling toward third is more like it.
ed
USA

hurtling toward third in the AL East. hurtling i say.
dirty

and the funkin' awesome chowdah and catchin' flatfish and tautog off the rickety-ass dock DOOOOOD. killme.
dirty

Clamcakes just haven't been clamcakes since the Rocky Point Shore Dinner Hall closed.
ed
USA

Yeah, what is up with funny colored mulch? I'm gonna have to fire that gardener. I can't pay him anyway since I didn't ask for any extree money.
GR
USA

Riske was risky too. He was!
v!c
USA

WRONGFUL ENTRUSTMENT is when they give Clement his start...
badda BING
USA

umm...it was MJ (not chef) that handed over said axe to KOL and so yeah, it was DEFINATELY WRONGFUL ENTRUSTMENT!!!
just so you know
USA

Did someone write SCROTUS?
v!c
USA

couldn't chef be charged with wrongful entrustment for handing over a certain axe to a certain someone?
just saying
USA

have you hugged your 401K today?
talk about diminishing returns
USA

"wrongful entrustment" is the for-shit ORANGE mulch they put around GR's koi pond. I've seen more natural looking mulch up at Shell on the corner
mj:(
USA

Well, I probably should admit to the 2 wines, 2 beers evening. They are the most likely suspects. Love them lil sinkahs!
GR
USA

I would say wrongful entrustment is what the SCOTUS did to us in 2000 and the electoral college did to us in 2004 with the complicity of 60 million blithering idiots, BUT...
the mundane (if not local) version
USA

I have found my dream house. Now if only 11 people would give me one million dollars each, I could buy it. So pony up, people!
GR
USA

which season is more interminabley long, a merkin idle, or baseball?
discuss
USA

is 'wrongful entrustment' when you let someone drive your car because they are only slightly less shitfaced than you, and the cops charge that you shouldn't have let them drive because THEY were obviously shitfaced, except that you let them drive because YOU were obviously shitfaced and were trying to put a less-shitfaced person behind the wheel?
dirty

Remember Scott Sauerbeck?
Lester
USA

note: McPitstain
For Muddy and Chef
USA

And lastly, isn't it funny how you haven't heard heard one peep out of Muddy and Chef since America decided that McPheever KILLS???
Soul Patrol
USA

and is SOLID POTATO SALAD what i think it is?
mj:(
USA

KOL. I told you that Scredly boy knows how to mix. NN won't even let nobody else touch the board but 'im. And note also how he mixed that last song to sound almost as good as if mj was playing the git on it
hee hee
USA

In the bottom feeder department, wouldn't eat anything from the region for a while. All that rain dumped uber millions of gallons of longpig "solid potato salad" into every harbor from NY to Maine.
ate out-o-town crawdads this weekend
USA

i thought that link said "stop the oi! habit". Be a lot cooler if it did.
spud
USA

"i" =in, "referneces"=YOU ASS
spallball
USA

for vic, do not read unless you are vic: maple i the far left corner of field, oak somewhere not determined yet
bunyon
USA

ps to the one who took the bad clamcake this weekend: my clam eating friends tell me the new Commons Lunch down in ole LC towne has good ones
Clammy Sammy
USA

oh...in the credit where credits due department? Please substitute the name "don" for "mj" in all referneces to digging, working hard, transplanting, working etc etc. sorry.
m "doesn't work hard for the money" j:(
USA

isn't that just another word for mainsail?
dirty

Nothing you don't know but click here anyway.
v!c
USA

Solid potato salad usually leads to something...less than solid.
v!c
USA

"Solid Potato Salad" by the Ross Sister. It starts to get interesting at about the one minute mark, then REAL interesting for the last 20 seconds.
Lester
USA

"Solid Potato Salad" by the Ross Sister. It starts to get interesting at about the one minute mark, then REAL interesting for the last 20 seconds.
Lester
USA

Live CD? Banish the thought. Anyway, I figured Wells for "full fanny" coverage.
v!c
USA

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USA

Hey that Sizz gig sounds good on the CD scredly was nice enough to give me. The last song rules, hard.
KOL
USA

t'ree words vic: david wells' thong
dirty

pic to break the heart of even heartless lurkers
curse the murder monkey and his minions
USA

dirty, that chocolately chalk line's gotta extend out to the country.
v!c
USA

vic for god's sake please don't forget the snappin' chalk. middleblob zoning and all.
dirty

completely agreed, esp since in both cases people had fun because...
dirty

those t'weren't cakes of clam
v!c
USA

Anyone else have clamcakes last night that might, I said might, be causing some intestinal distress?
GR
USA

where are these trees* going?
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USA

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USA

vic, just bring you big pink auger!!!!
YAY!!!
USA

couple 18 footers, eh. should I bring out me hole digging implements? (insert dirty joke here if you must)
v!c
USA

oh shit someone's calling me to come dig a big ass hole.
gotta go
USA

vic. cool. ps to vic do not read unless you are vic: expect 2 18' trees to be delivered in your driveway...
mj:(
USA

dirty, sure owner's box is nice but can't compare to the awesomeness of the lurk's latest outing due to the excellence of the company.
mj:(
USA

Yeah, we can shoot for Fridee.
v!c
USA

And as far as Matt Clement. Jeez can you feel any badder for a guy? I mean, c'mon..poor kid. And who was out on bail at Wif's party?
yup
USA

ANYWAYS between that network time killer and w@rk looks like we won't have time to put up partitions in time for tonight's exsplosivo jammy jammy. How bout tomorrow or Friday is Thurs don;t work vic. OH and thanks to SCRED for soundproofing advice. I kinda thought that foam wasn't as effective for neighbors (unless they're banking on an errant cig igniting said foam thereby ending all sweet sweet mus!c for ever)
and also
USA

Oh and they were also not impressed when I told them the flower was a really nice creamy white...
mj:(
USA

Seems the airport chose TODAY to replace chain link. After waking to the Ground Wizard machine tearing up shrub and brush a certain lurker ran outside with sleepsuit on and shovel in hand to try and save one specific plant from destruction. By the time mj makes it out the fence replacement guys are looking at us like we're plum nuts (in fact I'm sure they could see at least one of our nuts). You should have seen the look of sheer "Huh?" on the faces of workers as MJ tries to explain away the furious digging of root ball and bolt-cutting of said plant off the old chainlink as I try to explain that's it a really old and nice climbing hydrangea with a remarkable architecture that simply cannot be replaced. Oh and then I said something about how the new fence probably would not stopping chiquita from from scaling, commandeering a plane and then flying a Cessna into the new WTC...well that last bit didn;t go over too well...
dirt weasel
USA

speaking of pawsox, guess my nieces got owner's box seats this weekend. dirty's god-daughter kept calling him "Mister Condor".
dirty

yes dirty, and I'm counting on footy to see me through the yawnball season till then.
WiF
USA

mj, cool. shoot me an email when you have time. Sound proofing, huh? The two ways to stop sound from being transmitted from one space to another are dead air and mass. Foam products will make the interiour space sound better but do nothing to keep the neighbours happy. Good resource: http://www.acoustics101.com/
Scred
USA

Tavares = real winner*
v!c
USA

I was at Fenway on Sunday and almost ripped my heart out of my rib cage when the Seanz/Tavarez combo damn near blew the five run lead in the ninth.
Lester
USA

oh that's right bonds got 715*
v!c
USA

I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?" He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?" "Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either." Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?" I said, "No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!" "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking or bicycling?" "No, I don't," I said. He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?" "No," I said. "I don't do any of those things." He looked at me and said, "Then, why do you give a shit?"
chuck yuck

WtF, football's biggest prizefight begins like next week. Biggest dealie on the planet. Oh, you mean that NFL thing?
dirty

Just 9 weeks 5 days till realsport
WiF
USA

Best Matt Clement nicknames so far: Matt Lament and Big Poopy.
KOL
USA

we had a potty sund'y and someone bought a most excellent Gomez disk which was played extensively, out-spinning even the sally nyolo disk but not quite out-spinning dave howard.
dirty

BTW, Clemente was very Riske last night.
v!c
USA

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USA

Not that anybody believes one item on that list mj, but I would pay to see you "drinking pulling taffy". As to party, diversionary tactic to fool cops into busting wrong house gave all in attendance time to skeedaddle unscathed. And since the bail bondsman on family retainer was there, that saved us from yet another family reunion on yet another three day weekend at the Cranston Hilton.
WiF
USA

Ok will hold off tonight. Not sure about Thursday. Let me know if you need helpie with the soundproofage.
v!c
USA

Do you mean me? Of TV's American Idol?
Ellison Yamin
USA

that's too bad because we kicked that idiot out for a reason.
Ellison
USA

Oh no you didn't!
GR
USA

I dont leave the house anymore. It gets in the way of my fattening and bloating due to poor diet and lack of excercise. The FF remind me of ellison. alot. not much difference really.
Chong
USA

and thirdly, wif, how was your pre-K graduation?
oh and also
USA

And lastly, how about one of you damn mus!c reviewers (CHONG, DORIS) givin' the lurk an update on the live musical offerings of the FF's and Mortgagemags this weekend, non?
mj:(
USA

Scred. Cool. Will email. Hi.
mj:(
USA

re: R+R Control. sound proofing partitions have been brought into Control Center. Just a matter of setting them up. Can vic and martha do Thursday?
mj:(
USA

well well well. if it isn't the lurk on a tuesdee. MJ been drinkin all froggin' weekend. boy did i party. I'm so wasted. I was out with friends, seeing people, being social, laughing, drinking pulling taffy, shit you name it.
mj:(
USA

mj & don: R&RHQ; ready for tonight?
v!c
USA

I fuk'd up the link post. Too early for HTML. Do it yourself: http://www.scredco.com/mp3/ff_city_lights.mp3
Scred
USA

KOL don't have yer email. Try this version with a little Wave Hammer and EQ added. FF-Live!
Scred
USA

Paul Gleason will not be down for The Breakfast Club.
ed
USA

The FFs sound like THIS
KOL
USA

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not me twice.
dirty

We're #1 !!!!!!!!
ed
USA

Cocaine Carrot Rider would make an excellent band name.
ed
USA

Meatloaf makes a mighty fine sandwich, btw.
ed
USA

Johnny Thunders would say "Gimme some more heroin, dammit".
ed
USA

scred I left a message on yo phone. call my cell phone - I will be away from computers for the rest of the day. far away. FASHION FAILURES FTW!
KOL
USA

KOL, never received email about show tonight. Contact info on my web site. scredcodotcom
Scred
USA

Ed, Lou tape is from Oct. 82. I taped it but only got 30 minutes, but it's great.
Dexter
USA

Sounds like white noise with a tiny mosquito near the end that someone slaps dead.
GR
USA

All right, time to separate the fogies from the non-fogies. Who am can hear this thing (mp3 at bottom of article).
WiF
USA

well yeah he did rock but, honestly, it's because of the rig he was playing through. Hey wait a minute, did he ever sign the waiver...?
mj:(
USA