Benny Sizzler Lurkive April 4 - May10, 2006
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kick its ass WtF.
dirty
- Wednesday, May 10, 2006 at 19:59:34 (EDT)
I wish I could kill 100 people and only get 4 years.
ed
USA
- Wednesday, May 10, 2006 at 18:25:45 (EDT)
I thought when they said "Drop Papi" I thought they meant his routine grounders.
Alex
USA
- Wednesday, May 10, 2006 at 17:19:34 (EDT)
and here's that link that was promised so many moons ago.
Newport
USA
- Wednesday, May 10, 2006 at 17:06:14 (EDT)
Beware the ides of May. You know those Tauriiiii.
GR
USA
- Wednesday, May 10, 2006 at 16:27:44 (EDT)
So with almost all said and done for the BS in Accounting, this is my GPA situation. Iffen I miss 3 questions or less on my Calculus final tonight I'm over 3.7 GPA and magna cum loudly, miss any more than that it's a mere cum loudly fer me. Do you know how mathematically unlikely it is that I could budge my GPA from one honors to the next with one final exam to go after 6 years of courses? Well neither do I or I wouldn't be needing to miss three questions or less on my final.
WiF
USA
- Wednesday, May 10, 2006 at 15:48:25 (EDT)
what's a motormags?
mj:(
USA
- Wednesday, May 10, 2006 at 15:39:29 (EDT)
Anyone here every heard of a band called Motormags?
E-Z Dumper
USA
- Wednesday, May 10, 2006 at 15:18:49 (EDT)
word on the street is that certain lurker is JAMAICA- bound for a vacation...
mj:(
USA
- Wednesday, May 10, 2006 at 14:59:11 (EDT)
I believe there was a total of one comment on the Foxy Humunculous post. Not by me though. Anyway, if the rain sends us humunculous hunting, I'd say we're better off at Fantasies Humunculous Hilton for twofer lapdance night.
WiF
USA
- Wednesday, May 10, 2006 at 13:46:56 (EDT)
not that there's anythng WRONG with the shirtless shortstops pic...
mj:(
USA
- Wednesday, May 10, 2006 at 13:44:09 (EDT)
what's a geeg?
PS
USA
- Wednesday, May 10, 2006 at 13:40:44 (EDT)
What is up with the shirtless shortstops pic?
mj:(
USA
- Wednesday, May 10, 2006 at 13:39:53 (EDT)
oh. Well anyway. What, not ONE lurker comment re: my funny about a trip to the FOXY HUMUNCULOUS in case of rain at the PawSox game?
mj:(
USA
- Wednesday, May 10, 2006 at 13:39:19 (EDT)
Yeah, I'll admit it. I missed you. But I just bought a new gun sight that should fix that.
WiF
USA
- Wednesday, May 10, 2006 at 13:36:11 (EDT)
hi, did anybody miss me?
mj:(
USA
- Wednesday, May 10, 2006 at 13:23:15 (EDT)
'goombah diet' (out yesterday) may be required reading. anyone who recommends cutting down on carbs by "only eating pasta that ends with the letter I" is fine with me.
dirty
- Wednesday, May 10, 2006 at 13:14:28 (EDT)
Do I know how to pick em or what? "Monday Night: A chance of rain. Mostly cloudy, with a low around 48. Chance of precipitation is 50%."
WiF
USA
- Wednesday, May 10, 2006 at 13:00:13 (EDT)
has the mandatory "year between geegs" rule been met yet?
or was it two years?
USA
- Wednesday, May 10, 2006 at 12:20:47 (EDT)
Sports Illustrated's Landmark Moment in Homoerotisicm ---- "Renteria looks like Dudley on Diff'rent Strokes, when Gordon Jump tried to molest him in the bath tub."
Lester
USA
- Wednesday, May 10, 2006 at 12:03:41 (EDT)
I know, those guys never answer the question. "Oh, I'll get back to you" And do they? Fuck no.
drugsy
USA
- Wednesday, May 10, 2006 at 11:51:36 (EDT)
So, is the sizz willing to do a Thursday night @ Jakes?
KOL
USA
- Wednesday, May 10, 2006 at 11:20:05 (EDT)
Hey, v!c called...he wants his...b!c back.
v!c
USA
- Wednesday, May 10, 2006 at 11:03:01 (EDT)
If you do haiku/ get the five seven five right/ or it's just high poo
WiF
USA
- Wednesday, May 10, 2006 at 10:26:03 (EDT)
randy, john rocker called. he wants his control back.
dirty
- Wednesday, May 10, 2006 at 07:30:40 (EDT)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2LOiPrLtPw&search;=Milonakis
W!F and Don have a band?
USA
- Wednesday, May 10, 2006 at 07:12:28 (EDT)
David Lee Roth was fired from his radio gig a month ago.
ed
USA
- Tuesday, May 09, 2006 at 19:47:12 (EDT)
DEVO 2.0 is awesome. And Nicole is HOTTTT!!!!!
ed
USA
- Tuesday, May 09, 2006 at 19:46:18 (EDT)
Well maybe I MEANT to say BRIANS! As in HOW ABOUT I KICK YOUR BRIANS IN??!!!
Brian Brain
USA
- Tuesday, May 09, 2006 at 19:15:20 (EDT)
Hahahaha--you said Brians!
E-Z Dumper
USA
- Tuesday, May 09, 2006 at 18:31:46 (EDT)
ditry posts/impossible to decipher/private joke/in his brians
haiku huh?
USA
- Tuesday, May 09, 2006 at 17:56:39 (EDT)
stick with the misspall/or muddy comes up short one/now get below me
WiF
USA
- Tuesday, May 09, 2006 at 17:08:40 (EDT)
deserve it!
muddy Briefs
USA
- Tuesday, May 09, 2006 at 17:01:42 (EDT)
lick my shaft now/ and tickle the ballbag/ I desereve it
muddy Briefs
USA
- Tuesday, May 09, 2006 at 17:00:53 (EDT)
what this lurk needs is some haiku clarity..... blood on door bottom/and some blood on doggy tail/but I gotta go
WiF
USA
- Tuesday, May 09, 2006 at 15:43:56 (EDT)
longpig...
it's what's for dinner
USA
- Tuesday, May 09, 2006 at 14:33:23 (EDT)
Noticed just before leaving for work---blood on the Z's tail. Did not investigate as was already late. Curious.
GR
USA
- Tuesday, May 09, 2006 at 14:14:39 (EDT)
what's at the entrance to RW Park?
davinci code easier to decipher than dirty posts
USA
- Tuesday, May 09, 2006 at 14:09:00 (EDT)
(sniff)
i smell ENtrails
USA
- Tuesday, May 09, 2006 at 14:05:04 (EDT)
too easy
dirty
- Tuesday, May 09, 2006 at 14:04:34 (EDT)
watching Lester get head stoved am funner
WiF
USA
- Tuesday, May 09, 2006 at 14:04:16 (EDT)
Watching people faint is fun.
Lester
USA
- Tuesday, May 09, 2006 at 12:54:05 (EDT)
Looks like A-Rod won't be playing for the Iranian baseball team anytime soon.
Lester
USA
- Tuesday, May 09, 2006 at 12:42:49 (EDT)
The disappearing Colbert vid mystery was solved. Turns out CSpan pulled it cuz they're selling it for $25, which this article fails to mention.
WiF
USA
- Tuesday, May 09, 2006 at 12:35:19 (EDT)
That's probably the closest a tuba and french horn player have ever been to a sharpie.
WiF
USA
- Tuesday, May 09, 2006 at 12:31:30 (EDT)
If I could get the fucking dog offa me for long enough I would thank you all for your attempts at 'splainin' the blood. Alas, I am at home and the door is next to the computer in the room with Angus' crate. I THINK it's blood from when the attack cat around the corner gave the beast a bloody nose last week and I just noticed it when the Z was sniffing and licking the door. So far, them homeos ain't working on the big one's reluctance to go outside during the day or shit. Instead, he's spending quite a bit of time on my lap or trying to get his front paws up on my shoulders, chomping at my face. He's locked outside for the moment so I can get a little peace--if you call constantly throwing a squeeky toy for Z peaceful.
GR
USA
- Tuesday, May 09, 2006 at 12:06:14 (EDT)
Yo, I don't be knowin' if cops am can read, but i DO know this: boris is sooo gay!
ENDGEN.com
USA
- Tuesday, May 09, 2006 at 12:05:49 (EDT)
EXACTLY! Cops CAN'T read. That's why mj didn't even THINK it was cops.
Cop Magnet
USA
- Tuesday, May 09, 2006 at 12:05:34 (EDT)
Cops can read?
Lester
USA
- Tuesday, May 09, 2006 at 12:03:45 (EDT)
mj:( hearts pigs, btw. Just so you know. Well not all of them. But you know I don't hate pigs, generally as a rule. Just a little disapointed that they didn't turn out to be the hero I was truly searching for. Which was Mr. David Lee Roth. A true hero for our times.
just so you know
USA
- Tuesday, May 09, 2006 at 11:59:01 (EDT)
well hear me out. so i'm coming back from the Job Lot, right? (birdseed) and i SEEN a dude in black leather with dyed black hair sittng on the stonewall in front of Day Inn (where i did not have the Conty B-fast) and he kinda looked like cc deville with black hair and i'm saying to self, that's odd, that dude don't look local. and then RIGHT behind him is a tour bus with DAVID LEE ROTH's picture on it. And i'm driving home and i'm thinking, i bet the dude's doing a promotional tour for his radio show and that crap bus is a big ad in which to drive around to all the markets. So i go home and tell don. I says I'll get my van halen shirt and have him sign it. i get my shirt and a sharpie and we drive up the road 1/2 block to the Days. I get out of the car and now i see a LOT of guys with dyed black hair. i also see instruments and road cases being loaded into the bays. i say okay, a band. Looks promising. Then i start seeing like french horn and tuba instrument cases and i go hmmm... so i kind of lurk around the lobby and try to suss it out before screaming WHERE'S DAVID???!!! I see NYPD on the silk tour jackets. I get a sick feeling starting to come over me...One of the dudes asks if he can help me. i say "um...hi, where are YOU GUYS playing today" (you know, the non-committal "you guys" bit). I dunno. Somewhere around here says one dude. And then it dawns on me THE FUCKING POLICE PARADE. They're fucking PIGS in the FUCKING NY PIG BAND. i say, "you guys are heros. I have wanted to hear you play for years. god bless you all". And they gathered round like i was the one and only groupie. And then i just kind of ball my t-shirt up into my pocket and slip my sharpie in my sleeve and slink back to the car...
here's the story
USA
- Tuesday, May 09, 2006 at 11:48:51 (EDT)
With Roth's current career status, how could he possibly afford to stay at Days Inn? Or was he lingering where the day laborers hang out?
WiF
USA
- Tuesday, May 09, 2006 at 11:43:29 (EDT)
Devo 2.0 is way more awesome than the news that Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon has spent (literally, no joke) 1,500 weeks on the Billboard charts. That's about 1,500 weeks more than necessary.
spork!
USA
- Tuesday, May 09, 2006 at 11:41:37 (EDT)
I thought you only went to motels that rented rooms by the hour?
Evilash
USA
- Tuesday, May 09, 2006 at 11:41:02 (EDT)
Were you stopping off at the Day's Inn for a continental pastry breakfast?
KOL
USA
- Tuesday, May 09, 2006 at 11:36:40 (EDT)
David Lee Roth can read?
Lester
USA
- Tuesday, May 09, 2006 at 11:33:03 (EDT)
I KINDA saw David Lee Roth sitting on a stonewall reading a paper out in front of the Days Inn on Sunday...
mj:(
USA
- Tuesday, May 09, 2006 at 11:24:40 (EDT)
another 'blow me' for the brave anonymous ones. have a nice day.
doris
- Tuesday, May 09, 2006 at 11:20:54 (EDT)
Library crime scene: A) Hungry Homeless intruder hunts and kills the previously evasive squirrel. B) Squirrel intruder attacks Homeless man's nuts while he's passed out. Drags carcas back to periodicals.
Columbo
USA
- Tuesday, May 09, 2006 at 11:11:51 (EDT)
Shut up doris.
Evilash
USA
- Tuesday, May 09, 2006 at 11:08:30 (EDT)
bucket of chum = pogey reese?
doris
- Tuesday, May 09, 2006 at 10:58:04 (EDT)
After watching some of the videos and laughing my ass off, I realize that Devo 2.0 is totally awesome.
Lester
USA
- Tuesday, May 09, 2006 at 10:45:14 (EDT)
I can't decide if this is awesome or lame. I'm leaning strongly towards awesome.
Lester
USA
- Tuesday, May 09, 2006 at 10:39:51 (EDT)
The library has a computer terminal in the cr@pper???
WiF
USA
- Tuesday, May 09, 2006 at 10:22:45 (EDT)
Please define "door next to me". You mean as in STALL door? Or do you mean as in neighbor's door?
mj:(
USA
- Tuesday, May 09, 2006 at 10:18:46 (EDT)
I dont wanna say this but i had to use the womens room this morning and when I went in I guess the tampon machine was broken because it looked like someone spilled a bucket of chum in there.
Evilash
USA
- Tuesday, May 09, 2006 at 10:06:53 (EDT)
Hookergate will henceforth be referred to as Fornigate. And with Dusty Foggo now foregone, the question is who is the nine-fingered man?
WiF
USA
- Tuesday, May 09, 2006 at 10:05:21 (EDT)
cuz someone stabbed a midget trying to put a book through the overdue book slot?
WiF
USA
- Tuesday, May 09, 2006 at 10:02:38 (EDT)
Uh...GR wtf?
KOL
USA
- Tuesday, May 09, 2006 at 09:43:59 (EDT)
Two words, GR: Cylon liberrians
doris
- Tuesday, May 09, 2006 at 09:20:32 (EDT)
So the question is...why is there blood all over the bottom half of the door next to me?
GR
USA
- Tuesday, May 09, 2006 at 09:17:01 (EDT)
the assistant trainer of the pawsox is named dave getsoff. bodes well for cheffy i guess.
doris
- Tuesday, May 09, 2006 at 07:44:23 (EDT)
Please remember that the lurk is gay friendly, bitches
moderator
USA
- Monday, May 08, 2006 at 20:44:37 (EDT)
For the record, that was not really fuckEN ENDGEN bitches. ENDGEN has decided to restrict their fuckEN lurks soully to pointing out what a gaywad doris/boris am beeing.
but doris may like the penis wrinkle (cuz he's a fuckEN gay)
USA
- Monday, May 08, 2006 at 20:28:47 (EDT)
Just makEN sure none of you pENis wrinkle's didn't forget about US IN YOUR FUKKKIIINN FACE MOTHER FUKERS.EN FUK IN GEN
ENfukin'gEN
USA
- Monday, May 08, 2006 at 20:01:50 (EDT)
Head Go-Between Grant McLennan will not be down for breakfast.
ed
USA
- Monday, May 08, 2006 at 19:35:34 (EDT)
another skate / rock documentary
Texas Style
USA
- Monday, May 08, 2006 at 18:44:21 (EDT)
But truthout is where the serious dope is at
WiF
USA
- Monday, May 08, 2006 at 16:52:27 (EDT)
damn good hogwash at that. Providing such all important links as...
WiF
USA
- Monday, May 08, 2006 at 16:51:39 (EDT)
buncha liberal hogwash. arianna's a tool but the site has good links/sources. overall....depressing.
dirty
- Monday, May 08, 2006 at 16:39:12 (EDT)
What the hell is HuffPo?
chef
USA
- Monday, May 08, 2006 at 16:31:50 (EDT)
anybody here read HuffPo? more discouraging than usual today, and that's saying something.
dirty
- Monday, May 08, 2006 at 16:04:28 (EDT)
Did someone say Explosivo!
Substitute Yeti
USA
- Monday, May 08, 2006 at 15:10:46 (EDT)
So which do you think would make you more uncomfortable, having explosive sh!ts at w*rk, or being the guy who walks into the can next? Until a moment ago, I might have picked the latter (or should I say number 2), now I ain't so sure.
WiF
USA
- Monday, May 08, 2006 at 14:57:53 (EDT)
prseidency?
I don't know either
USA
- Monday, May 08, 2006 at 14:54:13 (EDT)
When asked what the best moment of his prseidency was the murder monkey said "The best moment was -- you know, I've had a lot of great moments. I don't know, it's hard to characterize the great moments. They've all been busy moments, by the way. I would say the best moment was when I caught a seven-and-a-half pound large mouth bass on my lake." Catching a frikkin fish, that's the best of his 5 years. For once I have to agree with him.
WiF
USA
- Monday, May 08, 2006 at 14:44:32 (EDT)
'twere missing, but am present a-counter-ed for now
WiF
USA
- Monday, May 08, 2006 at 14:42:45 (EDT)
Hmm. I still do not accept you, but doff is pretty cool.
KOL
USA
- Monday, May 08, 2006 at 14:00:13 (EDT)
to KOL, for what it's worth I toured with a bunch of hosers and they all loved fellow Canadian dude Danko Jones. Heck, we even covered a tune of his for soundchecks.
Do you accept me more now?
USA
- Monday, May 08, 2006 at 13:54:43 (EDT)
hey is it me or has the lurk counter gone missing?
mj:(
USA
- Monday, May 08, 2006 at 13:45:48 (EDT)
yup, that could be construed as a good gig if'n they have the financing to make it last...thing is they'd need someone in-house to crack the whip on documentation. them types of OS-happy webdevs tend to not self-manage code comments. meaning if/when they bolt the wheel must be reinvented. gets expensive fast. sorry vic.
dirty
- Monday, May 08, 2006 at 13:42:16 (EDT)
Here's a job for youse geeks
GR
USA
- Monday, May 08, 2006 at 12:51:00 (EDT)
One week till Pawsox
the update guy
USA
- Monday, May 08, 2006 at 12:32:29 (EDT)
speaking of belly of the beast, the grand jury is probably voting on what to charge target turd blossom with at this very moment. They started proceedings at 9:30 this morning and Fitzmas may arrive by Friday.
WiF
USA
- Monday, May 08, 2006 at 11:25:23 (EDT)
Keith Richards got his noggin drained
WiF
USA
- Monday, May 08, 2006 at 11:20:42 (EDT)
7 years working in the belly of the beast. Know thy enemy
WiF
USA
- Monday, May 08, 2006 at 11:19:50 (EDT)
Dude you sound like a bank groupie.
What do you throw on stage? Old DEPOSIT tickets?
USA
- Monday, May 08, 2006 at 10:33:32 (EDT)
and that concludes today's lesson in corporate greed
class dismissed
USA
- Monday, May 08, 2006 at 10:00:20 (EDT)
And then there's Citizens Bank, which started as High Street Bank before it was Citizens Savings Bank, then Citizens Trust Company, and despite the name on the signs still being the same they are now actually The Royal Bank of Scotland Group (RBS).
WiF
USA
- Monday, May 08, 2006 at 09:58:24 (EDT)
Then of course there's Old Stone- They were originally The Providence Institution for Savings which burned down and was replaced by (you guessed it) a stone building (with gold dome on South Main) and became Old Stone Safe Deposit and Trust Company, then Old Stone Trust Company, then Old Stone Savings Bank, then The Old Stone Corporation which went under and after long court sh!z the remnants got taken in by Citizens
WiF
USA
- Monday, May 08, 2006 at 09:55:33 (EDT)
more banking rewind- Rhode Island Hospital Trust got sucked up by BankBoston, which of course later got sucked up by Fleet
WiF
USA
- Monday, May 08, 2006 at 09:51:16 (EDT)
Ze Fashion Failures opening for Danko Jones sa-turd-day May 27th @ the living room. Hmmm.
KOL
USA
- Monday, May 08, 2006 at 09:27:19 (EDT)
yup, it were Industrial National Bank and before that it was the Industrial Trust Co. But I guess they changed the name because who would believe a bank could be trusted.
WiF
USA
- Monday, May 08, 2006 at 09:20:49 (EDT)
that's good that doris is porked. doris likee being porked.
you can't fuckEN ENDGEN! BITCHES!
USA
- Sunday, May 07, 2006 at 14:49:38 (EDT)
an overall improvement, nothing less and certainly nothing more. fuck uefa. least jol's got 'em going in the right direction. now out of decency, must root against barca AND i can't call don a yankee fan anymore. bastages.
doris
- Sunday, May 07, 2006 at 12:43:58 (EDT)
One for Chong, what was the name of the fucking skate park they made out of Grant's in Rivvy?
mj:)'s Thirst for Knowledge Tour
USA
- Sunday, May 07, 2006 at 11:53:31 (EDT)
Looks like doris is getting porked by West Ham.
don
USA
- Sunday, May 07, 2006 at 11:52:00 (EDT)
Why do I get the feeling that Teddy Sheringham of all people is going to plant the knife. High anxiety.
boris
- Sunday, May 07, 2006 at 10:50:40 (EDT)
just wanted to say boris is gay! in your fuckEN face
ENDGEN @ myspace.com/endgen bitches!
USA
- Saturday, May 06, 2006 at 20:22:49 (EDT)
accociation=fuck you. And I second the trip to The Foxy Humunculi in case of rainout. We'll hit up their world famous breakfast buffet: Legs and Tumors®
spallcheck
USA
- Saturday, May 06, 2006 at 18:13:48 (EDT)
I KNEW it. thanks. Okay oldsters, remember the first ATMs in RI were with Old Stone and they were called Ready Freddys? Remember ?!! Due to the Flintstone's accociation with the bank? And they were made of rock? Or STONE I should say.
mj:(
USA
- Saturday, May 06, 2006 at 18:11:34 (EDT)
doris is correct, Fleet was formerly Industrial Nation Bank. RI Hospital Trust, Citizens, and Old Stone were their biggest competitors.
ed
USA
- Saturday, May 06, 2006 at 14:55:02 (EDT)
I miss Romy!
dirty
- Saturday, May 06, 2006 at 08:08:48 (EDT)
the only other old RI bank i can remember is Old Stone. with all the mergermania, who knows what ended up as what. don, i called howie and suggested that road kill be option C.
doris
- Saturday, May 06, 2006 at 07:11:29 (EDT)
I believe it was Industrial National Bank often called just INBank?
doris
- Saturday, May 06, 2006 at 07:09:11 (EDT)
by accident mj watched 2 minutes of "Punked". That's 2 minutes mj will never get back. Guess you could say it was actually ole mj that am punked
someone who witnessed it
USA
- Friday, May 05, 2006 at 23:13:18 (EDT)
someone, anyone, preferably a knowledgeable rhode islander. what the fuck was the name of Fleet bank before it was Fleet bank? and remember the big bruha over the name change due to the fact that a popular enema on the market was/is called Fleet...?
anyone? someone? very important
USA
- Friday, May 05, 2006 at 23:06:17 (EDT)
Hey point to your own crotch at the Foxy Humunculi
you know who
USA
- Friday, May 05, 2006 at 23:03:39 (EDT)
If the 15th game gets rained out how about a lurk meet at the Foxy Lady?
just asking
USA
- Friday, May 05, 2006 at 20:56:41 (EDT)
will call your house soon as i get in tomorrow morning. if you want.
dirty
- Friday, May 05, 2006 at 20:03:35 (EDT)
don't brame me, brame my rife.
doris
- Friday, May 05, 2006 at 20:02:29 (EDT)
For someone working all weekend it seems that doris is rife with mental free time.
doff
USA
- Friday, May 05, 2006 at 20:00:37 (EDT)
speaking of don, here is what i learned today: don emailed his good friend howie at "Deal Or No Deal" and told him to spice it up with a third option people could relate to. free stuff. don suggested free beer but he knew that was illegal to do on TV, so he also suggested free food. howie loved the idea. so the show's about to be changed to "Deal Or No Deal Or Free Food". the network loves the idea. don loves the fact that "Access Hollywood" now refers to the show as "D.O.N.D.O.F.F." pretty slick for a yankee fan.
dirty
- Friday, May 05, 2006 at 19:55:08 (EDT)
MJ, you might recall me pitching a fit about them slaming old accounts into new accounts with different rules back at the beginning of the year and a certain doff also chimed in saying he was going to make sure that they weren't doing the same thing to him. Good thing you never read my posts, huh? (insert sound of wet, flatulent raspberry).
WiF
USA
- Friday, May 05, 2006 at 17:09:21 (EDT)
In unrelated news mj found a pretty decent table at at the dump today
mj:(
USA
- Friday, May 05, 2006 at 17:07:09 (EDT)
In more news from the bad accounting department: Seems wif's Mega Bank has been charging mj a monthly maintence fee for saving acount which held $12. Finally decided to read statement today and was amused/horrified to learn that I actually owe the bank fuking $$!! Seriously. A fucking SAVINGS account. What happened to the pennies a month interest you used to get back when the place was the old Industrial National Bank? Jesus fucking Christ.
mj:(
USA
- Friday, May 05, 2006 at 17:06:07 (EDT)
who's gonna post the link to the brandy-new 'Mats track that's evidently online somewhere?
doris
- Friday, May 05, 2006 at 16:34:51 (EDT)
friday afternoon caffeine + working all weekend = hyperlurkin'.
doris
- Friday, May 05, 2006 at 16:33:05 (EDT)
dirty/doris/boris, that's got to be the smallest circle jerk eva.
WiF
USA
- Friday, May 05, 2006 at 16:26:21 (EDT)
I'd be HAPPY to take a relaxing cruise on a lake with the Vikings.
WiF
USA
- Friday, May 05, 2006 at 16:24:50 (EDT)
you BOTH suck.
boris
- Friday, May 05, 2006 at 16:22:57 (EDT)
Little Patrick is packing it in for rehab and removing the GOPers only distraction from Hookergate, and Plamegate, and Iraq, and Delay, and Abramoff, and the entire Ohio GOP leasdership, and Katherine Harris, and...
wiF
USA
- Friday, May 05, 2006 at 16:21:55 (EDT)
thanks, dirty. you're right, it was.
doris
- Friday, May 05, 2006 at 16:21:47 (EDT)
hey that was pretty funny doris.
dirty
- Friday, May 05, 2006 at 16:21:29 (EDT)
I KNOW !!!! he can take a relaxing boat ride with some vikings players !!!!
doris
- Friday, May 05, 2006 at 16:20:51 (EDT)
so patrick kennedy is going to rehab in minnesota today. maybe he can relax, watch boring television and fall asleep. am thinking a vikings marathon would definitely do it. no contact, no exciting finishes. not much of everything except the opposition scoring at will.
dirty
- Friday, May 05, 2006 at 16:19:42 (EDT)
More than you'd ever possibly weant to know about stale dated checks via the key case that set the accepted curent policy (Fleet bank rears its ugly mug). Bottom line without reading all that. Iffen the payment is for a valid debt and a stale dated check is accepted whether they noticed the date or not, the payer is liable and the bank gets to pass the buck... or pass along your buck in this case.
WiF
USA
- Friday, May 05, 2006 at 15:54:24 (EDT)
And don't blame the guy who sat on the check for the pain in the ass your business' incompetence caused you.
WiF
USA
- Friday, May 05, 2006 at 15:34:49 (EDT)
Lester as a soon to be official graduated with honors BSA, I suggest you go through and find the numbers of all checks written but not cashed, and book them.
WiF my authoritative hindsight
USA
- Friday, May 05, 2006 at 15:30:40 (EDT)
What kind of funcking douchbag holds on to a paycheck from OCTOBER and then cashs it APRIL?!? My end-of-month accounts are all off, and I probably just bounced about a dozen paychecks I just handed out. The guy who held on to his check is a fucking asshole, and the ditzy broad who had this job before me is a cunt for logging checks into the books only AFTER they're cashed. AAARGH!!!!
Lester
USA
- Friday, May 05, 2006 at 14:57:27 (EDT)
my new stage name = Dusty Foggo. jeebus.
doris
- Friday, May 05, 2006 at 14:47:12 (EDT)
ALL LURKERS made of meat, but evidence of thinking is still being sought
WiF
USA
- Friday, May 05, 2006 at 14:10:16 (EDT)
Porter Goss just resigned and will probably take some of the media off Kennedy's behind. It appears Goss is about to get nailed in Hookergate, which is a spin-off gate from Cunningham's bust.
WiF
USA
- Friday, May 05, 2006 at 14:07:38 (EDT)
BEN BAILEY CASH CAB DUDE not made of meat
mj:(
USA
- Friday, May 05, 2006 at 14:06:32 (EDT)
We'll have to probe them all the way throughto be sure.
WiF
USA
- Friday, May 05, 2006 at 14:05:22 (EDT)
So you're telling me Cash Cab is not made out of meat?
doff
USA
- Friday, May 05, 2006 at 13:47:11 (EDT)
Oh, then ya mighta missed that there's a vid of it.
WiF
USA
- Friday, May 05, 2006 at 13:30:02 (EDT)
Nah, I stole it from cruel.com. THey probably stole it de boing.
GR
USA
- Friday, May 05, 2006 at 13:28:18 (EDT)
GR, I was just about to post that. Boing boing rules. "Thinking meat! You re asking me to believe in thinking meat!"
WiF
USA
- Friday, May 05, 2006 at 13:02:58 (EDT)
Meet the new meat, same as the old meat.
GR
USA
- Friday, May 05, 2006 at 12:46:35 (EDT)
dit dot THIS
Crotch Pointer
USA
- Friday, May 05, 2006 at 12:45:48 (EDT)
So is it ok to do the national anthem in morse code?
dit dit dot dit dot
USA
- Friday, May 05, 2006 at 12:35:41 (EDT)
It's official, little Patrick is in the soup. ... He was drinking a little bit, said the woman, who works at the Hawk & Dove and would not give her name.
WiF
USA
- Friday, May 05, 2006 at 10:46:40 (EDT)
The GOPers are gonna hammer little Patrick they are so desperately seeking distraction from collapse of the con house of cards. A drunk Kennedy, what a shocker. I got one thing to say. Between the murder monkey and Cheney how many DUIs were they convicted of?
WiF my breathalyzer
USA
- Friday, May 05, 2006 at 10:11:27 (EDT)
pretty wicked cool: vid of landing on Titan. i'd call it a 'probe' but the Lurk would erupt in giggles.
dirty
- Friday, May 05, 2006 at 07:54:08 (EDT)
http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyid;=2006-05-04T160514Z_01_L04689509_RTRUKOC_0_US-HUNGARY.xml
chong
USA
- Friday, May 05, 2006 at 07:51:12 (EDT)
Here's what I learned today: NewsChannel 10 is devoting a whole segment of their 11 o'clock news not to Darfur, not to Iraq, not to anything of actual newsworthiness, but to "Behind the scenes at 'Deal or No Deal'". In a relating story, Edward R. Morrow heard spinning like a lathe.
ed
USA
- Thursday, May 04, 2006 at 22:22:10 (EDT)
Hey, you know how the Irish love their whiskey and potatos.
ed
USA
- Thursday, May 04, 2006 at 22:19:17 (EDT)
yeah and he says it like 20 times. methinks he doth protest too much
it's the booze talking
USA
- Thursday, May 04, 2006 at 20:55:22 (EDT)
Little Patrick sez no alkeehol involved in his 3am accident!
E-Z Dumper
USA
- Thursday, May 04, 2006 at 19:41:42 (EDT)
Hey you can't talk to a vegetable like that!
Rudy Baga
USA
- Thursday, May 04, 2006 at 17:16:14 (EDT)
shut up all of you
mj:(
USA
- Thursday, May 04, 2006 at 17:07:50 (EDT)
the root of that rutabaga am.... FZ: You know, a lot of people don't bother about their friends in the vegetable kingdom. They, they think: What can I say? Some times they think: Where can I go?
WiF
USA
- Thursday, May 04, 2006 at 16:51:29 (EDT)
I want beef with a side of chicken for dinner.
The Sneak
USA
- Thursday, May 04, 2006 at 16:47:09 (EDT)
Here's one for the lurkers amusement. I just wrote up a self-evaluation for my photo class and I used a variation on the "what I learned" followed by the list thingy as the format.
WiF
USA
- Thursday, May 04, 2006 at 16:46:47 (EDT)
WtF, call my carrot, see what happens.
doris
- Thursday, May 04, 2006 at 16:46:18 (EDT)
Call any vegetable and the chances are good that the vegetable will respond to you.
WiF
USA
- Thursday, May 04, 2006 at 16:40:59 (EDT)
vegetarian resteraunt does not = kick ass at anytime or place. Kick ass= GR's post of old lady stoving in the others face.
muddy Briefs
USA
- Thursday, May 04, 2006 at 16:39:38 (EDT)
it's an island. a lame island, but an island. that means what? surrounded by water? it may. i'd need to cross-ref my facts with the newport daily news. so. fuckin' eat fish dood. fish don't moo. eat taters. eat lembas. eat me. i'm a vegetable.
dirty
- Thursday, May 04, 2006 at 16:24:12 (EDT)
here's how to loose that extree weight MJ....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCcd1nJ-Gks
CHONG
USA
- Thursday, May 04, 2006 at 16:15:38 (EDT)
Why can't just ONE of you fucking losers get it together and open a kick ass veggie restaurant on this god forsaken island now that chef has hurt me so deeply with his own dreams that are different then mine.
guess who :(
USA
- Thursday, May 04, 2006 at 15:28:21 (EDT)
Incorrect. Doff saw Decline 2 was on for the 10,000th time last night.
Swimming pool = heavy metal
USA
- Thursday, May 04, 2006 at 15:21:43 (EDT)
Some of my banjo balm will clear that up
WiF
USA
- Thursday, May 04, 2006 at 15:17:23 (EDT)
I see pubehead Shaughnassy picked up on my "Fenway looks like a whore" thread and ran with it.
Bill. The Idea Guy
USA
- Thursday, May 04, 2006 at 15:11:38 (EDT)
oh and V!c, what did Bull-Dee's owner say to you and was he dressed?
mj:(
USA
- Thursday, May 04, 2006 at 15:05:04 (EDT)
this is what mj learnt today: I hate you all, I have acne, I am fat, I like House.
mj:(
USA
- Thursday, May 04, 2006 at 15:03:41 (EDT)
Oh I'm fully aware of the awesomeness of the Stanley burger, but since I'm stuck here in Wah-rick Chelo's is going to have to do. Plus Stanley burgers give me the wicked shits.
Lester
USA
- Thursday, May 04, 2006 at 15:03:21 (EDT)
This is what I learned today. chong has suddenly transformed into mister sensitivity, if I need to dump my outdated flintstones chewables just sell them to mj and tell her to flick the bottle once and flick my knickers twice, doris noticed that v!c skips early, GR needs some good earplugs and an uber dose of doggie downers, doff checked the TV listings, and everybody but me watches some show that killed off a couple folks last night.
WiF
USA
- Thursday, May 04, 2006 at 14:54:17 (EDT)
other stuff i learned: today = vine-ripened lackey birthday. don = yankee fan. mecca normal @ as220 tomorry and i can't effin' attend which sucks because they don't play here much, living in vancouver and all. you should go check them out if you've never seen them. guitarest's name = lester.
dirty
- Thursday, May 04, 2006 at 14:48:26 (EDT)
I learned that Lester does not realize a burger from Stanley's is where its at.
KOL
USA
- Thursday, May 04, 2006 at 14:37:05 (EDT)
This is what I've learned - Chelo's burger = awesome.
Lester
USA
- Thursday, May 04, 2006 at 14:35:31 (EDT)
this is what i learned today: vic's goddam work week ends thursday at ten of two.
dirty
- Thursday, May 04, 2006 at 14:27:58 (EDT)
Is tha all you've learned? Is that really all? Well here's a little tidbit for ya: there's a well worn Bull-dee path at LC. I've followed it to borrow a ba-tree jumper from owner of Bull-dee. That's when you turn the key and are greeted with sweet loving silence.
v!c
USA
- Thursday, May 04, 2006 at 13:54:12 (EDT)
This is what i've learned today. Pleutocracy doesn't sit well with Lester. Homeopathy doesn't burn w!f's bush. GR likes a good mash to the face. Decline 1 is never on TV.
doff
USA
- Thursday, May 04, 2006 at 13:48:45 (EDT)
The only lurk I could possibly be bothered with of the last oh 100 or so is Porn Star Fight, courtesy of Lestre. Good day, good weekend, good week.
v!c
USA
- Thursday, May 04, 2006 at 13:48:13 (EDT)
This makes me want to puke.
Lester
USA
- Thursday, May 04, 2006 at 13:37:26 (EDT)
The Mighty Milwaukee Brewers are currently beating Barry* Bonds* and the dreaded San Francisco Giants 3-0 in the first.
Lester
USA
- Thursday, May 04, 2006 at 13:34:20 (EDT)
Go ahead w!f, make a crack about the dead pet. That'll go over well!
chong
USA
- Thursday, May 04, 2006 at 13:33:50 (EDT)
No, because the dog is DEAD now.
mj:(
USA
- Thursday, May 04, 2006 at 13:32:21 (EDT)
...and you go right on flicking that bottle
snicker at flicker
USA
- Thursday, May 04, 2006 at 13:25:47 (EDT)
hey ASSWIPE, mj never said homeo bad. Makes sense to me assface
mj:(
USA
- Thursday, May 04, 2006 at 13:10:20 (EDT)
sure, disparage them there incantations... go ahead.... BUT mj, I got the cure right here for your banjo breath, AND it will restore your frog hair.
WiF
USA
- Thursday, May 04, 2006 at 12:51:01 (EDT)
How 'bout this vid? Haven't decided what magic words to use yet--thinking about some Hairy Pooper sh!te.
GR
USA
- Thursday, May 04, 2006 at 12:44:52 (EDT)
Honestly don't know WHAT you can do to keep a neurotic dog still at night. Chiquita kept me up for a whole winter a coupla years back. She barked. I took her back to behaviour training and everything. Nothing worked. She barked more. ALL NIGHT. Even sleeping in the same bedroom. They told me she could sense the sadness and health issues going on with the family.
doggie care giver
USA
- Thursday, May 04, 2006 at 12:41:38 (EDT)
why don't you do an "incantaion" over your stupid face
ZINGO
USA
- Thursday, May 04, 2006 at 12:36:15 (EDT)
For Doff.
KOL
USA
- Thursday, May 04, 2006 at 12:34:34 (EDT)
I couldn't hear myself in the mix, that's why.
mj:(
USA
- Thursday, May 04, 2006 at 12:34:23 (EDT)
what, no comments on Paris leaving...?
heartless bitches
USA
- Thursday, May 04, 2006 at 12:33:07 (EDT)
"flicking the bottle once"... always a sure sign of pharmacological integrity. Here's one for ya mj. These dudes wearing funny robes say an incantaion over a small circle of cardboard (they claim it's bread but I know otherwise), then one of his flunkies rings a bell and POOF! that sh!z is "energized" and when you eat it it saves some vestigial organ called the sole. I tell ya that homeopathy am awesome (as long as they don't try and get married).
WiF
USA
- Thursday, May 04, 2006 at 12:32:00 (EDT)
I think the real question is why do you suck so much when you sing it?
GR
USA
- Thursday, May 04, 2006 at 12:31:44 (EDT)
Why am I so angry when I sing the PUMP UP THE JAM part?
mj:(
USA
- Thursday, May 04, 2006 at 11:56:11 (EDT)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z50ll1wC6F0&search;=public%20access
MJ 80's video shoot
USA
- Thursday, May 04, 2006 at 11:44:34 (EDT)
libby's not dead chong, she'll be all bleedin' and psycho and chasin' your ass around for messin' with her hugo. not a pretty picture.
doris
- Thursday, May 04, 2006 at 11:37:50 (EDT)
more cushion for the pushin bitch. s'owIlikem!
Chong
USA
- Thursday, May 04, 2006 at 11:24:38 (EDT)
more cushion for the pushin bitch. s'owIlikem!
Chong
USA
- Thursday, May 04, 2006 at 11:24:36 (EDT)
Well I had some stuff that you had to flick the bottle once to "energize" the fluid which was made of bach flowers and some other flower oils. It wasespecially mixed to give Onion confidence...I don't know.
mj:(
USA
- Thursday, May 04, 2006 at 11:18:40 (EDT)
i guess you could say that getting a DUI while filming your TV show doesn't do wonders for your longevity on said show. drunk driving kills i guess.
dirty
- Thursday, May 04, 2006 at 11:17:48 (EDT)
I think I finally found a use for all those free long distance minutes I never use. What do you think would happen if that university cop shop started getting flooded with calls identifying those folks for the reward money? I can swear at least 5 of them look like the bush twins. And look, there's a Pat Robertson, and a Donald duck, and Ozzie and Harriet, and Karl Rove must be in there about 25 different times....
WiF
USA
- Thursday, May 04, 2006 at 11:17:22 (EDT)
...and then Chong dreamed that he put one into Hurley.
doris
- Thursday, May 04, 2006 at 11:16:56 (EDT)
youtube wiped the original 3 part links with a message saying it was removed for copyright infringement reasons (which is obvious horsesh!t). Of course this one is so viral there's no way to stomp it out at this point. The thankyoustephencolbert site has already relinked to a new source for the vid. Also the whole dinner is still available on CSpan for a few more days before they wipe it. Still funny to watch them frantically close the barn door... well you know the rest.
WiF
USA
- Thursday, May 04, 2006 at 11:09:52 (EDT)
Goddamn Hippies.
Lester
USA
- Thursday, May 04, 2006 at 11:05:40 (EDT)
And then you dreamed that sawyer put one into lester.
Chong
USA
- Thursday, May 04, 2006 at 10:51:49 (EDT)
Double homicide on Lost was most awesome. Surprised the hell out me. I almost shat my britches when Michael put one into Ana Lucia. As well as when Sawyer put one in Ana Lucia.
Lester
USA
- Thursday, May 04, 2006 at 10:49:50 (EDT)
Holy shit, Mean Joe met DON WAS?!? And Tonya Donnelly?!?
Lester
USA
- Thursday, May 04, 2006 at 10:44:49 (EDT)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcIRXur61II&search;=colbert%20bush
ummm
USA
- Thursday, May 04, 2006 at 09:55:35 (EDT)
Some liquid I must succuss 4 times before serving. I think it's called *sham (69)* but don't know what it is exactly. Why bother asking questions when you know you'll be back next month looking for prozac? I mix one teaspoon of liquid with half cup distilled or good water (?) then give him one teaspoon of the mixture. Then I have to throw the rest of the mix away--it's no good after the first mix. But supposedly every time you hit the bottle (succuss), the liquid gets stronger? What? Didn't do nothin' last night. Still had the 12:30 and 5 am wakeup calls.
GR
USA
- Thursday, May 04, 2006 at 09:55:02 (EDT)
Colbert's speech is begining to get wiped around the net. Seems someone doesn't want you to see it.
WiF
USA
- Thursday, May 04, 2006 at 09:52:04 (EDT)
Just had a business notion, a miniature golf course called Fairway to Heaven. Each hole can be a tribute to a different rock moment/persona/whatever. First thought, an Ozzie Crazy Train hole...
WiF
USA
- Thursday, May 04, 2006 at 08:51:05 (EDT)
multiple LOST fatalities -- check. hmmm.
doris
- Thursday, May 04, 2006 at 07:27:37 (EDT)
Howard stern is really fat in that pic.
juice pipe
USA
- Wednesday, May 03, 2006 at 20:54:21 (EDT)
You mean the "Everybody Walk the Dinosaur" guy? Yeah, him's nice.
Suck on THIS
USA
- Wednesday, May 03, 2006 at 19:34:46 (EDT)
"department of redundancy department" is redundant.
redundant post of the day
USA
- Wednesday, May 03, 2006 at 18:30:51 (EDT)
Hey MJ, is Dinosaur JR a nice guy? A not so little birdie told me you used to give that guy the fancy hands.
Chong
USA
- Wednesday, May 03, 2006 at 18:29:32 (EDT)
What kind of homeo we talking and for what? Talk to ole mj about doggie homeo. Done it all...accupuncture, aromatherapy, special oils, gluclosamine. Dog STILL dead.
mj:(
USA
- Wednesday, May 03, 2006 at 16:58:34 (EDT)
Not much chance they'll let anybody but well vetted guards get near him. And if they do manage to get near him they'll probably have to act fast to finish him off.
the fast and furious- the last chapter
USA
- Wednesday, May 03, 2006 at 16:56:37 (EDT)
If Flegg is in prison with Moose Wowee (which is where he HAS to be, come on, otherwise where the fuck has that cretin been...?) then he might think about hurting the anti-american inmate. But then again, him pussy so probably not.
mj:(
USA
- Wednesday, May 03, 2006 at 16:56:18 (EDT)
what's the over/under for Zack Moose gettin' capped in a slow grisly (no pun intended) manner in the prison yard?
dirty
- Wednesday, May 03, 2006 at 16:50:58 (EDT)
I'd tell you to make KOLOL wear his sheepskin jumpsuit and walk aimlessly around the yard, but jokes don't seem to help.
doff
USA
- Wednesday, May 03, 2006 at 16:48:41 (EDT)
Moose wowee had his plans for suicide by cop thwarted
WiF
USA
- Wednesday, May 03, 2006 at 16:47:35 (EDT)
Earl Woods will not be down for Breakfast of Champions.
Lester
USA
- Wednesday, May 03, 2006 at 16:29:21 (EDT)
I think he's bipolar.
GR
USA
- Wednesday, May 03, 2006 at 16:28:16 (EDT)
Angus got mental problems?
doff
USA
- Wednesday, May 03, 2006 at 16:23:16 (EDT)
I wish!
GR
USA
- Wednesday, May 03, 2006 at 16:19:21 (EDT)
Angus the border collie is going to be reduced to an opium chewing sleepy eyed layabout :(
KOL
USA
- Wednesday, May 03, 2006 at 16:10:10 (EDT)
Not sure of the makeup of the meds--but I have to whack the dog--whoops, I mean the bottle--4 times before I mix it up and give it to him.
GR
USA
- Wednesday, May 03, 2006 at 16:08:14 (EDT)
don't vibe on me man
Green Lip Muscle
USA
- Wednesday, May 03, 2006 at 16:07:47 (EDT)
homeopathic=indian dreamcatcher
except the price of course
USA
- Wednesday, May 03, 2006 at 16:06:59 (EDT)
Oh for dog's sake! Yes, I'll take the homeopathic cure for $121.10, thanks!
GR
USA
- Wednesday, May 03, 2006 at 15:58:11 (EDT)
Great site! Respect!
Dildo
USA
- Wednesday, May 03, 2006 at 15:07:11 (EDT)
yep, have seen that one, obrigado...
dirty
- Wednesday, May 03, 2006 at 14:46:16 (EDT)
Doris, member when you wanted royalty photos? Have you found this sit yet? Photos are PISS cheap.$1, $5. $10...not bad either. Not tons of 80's hairstyles. istockphoto.com
meat graphic loser
USA
- Wednesday, May 03, 2006 at 14:30:49 (EDT)
surf's up
the way to big kahuna
USA
- Wednesday, May 03, 2006 at 13:57:18 (EDT)
Porn Star Fight.
Lester
USA
- Wednesday, May 03, 2006 at 13:49:50 (EDT)
I must say the thought of 2 pounds of peyote in legally consumable form has a certain appeal to a certain hair suit.
WiF
USA
- Wednesday, May 03, 2006 at 12:10:51 (EDT)
Cash Cab does indeed rule
WiF
USA
- Wednesday, May 03, 2006 at 12:09:03 (EDT)
Damn right Cash Cab rules.
Ben Bailey
USA
- Wednesday, May 03, 2006 at 11:45:49 (EDT)
CASH CAB RULES!!!!
Rule, I tell you!
USA
- Wednesday, May 03, 2006 at 11:35:33 (EDT)
And for a rundown on the various love/hate/indifferent reactions...
this sh!z gone viral
USA
- Wednesday, May 03, 2006 at 11:35:04 (EDT)
clobert coplbert?
where did this extra thumb come from?
USA
- Wednesday, May 03, 2006 at 11:33:34 (EDT)
or here iffen you want a meatier download
WiF
USA
- Wednesday, May 03, 2006 at 11:32:47 (EDT)
you can get Clobert's sh!z here in 3 easily swallowed bits
Thank You Stephen Coplbert
USA
- Wednesday, May 03, 2006 at 11:31:45 (EDT)
Where oh where can I download said Colbert speech?
chef
USA
- Wednesday, May 03, 2006 at 11:23:06 (EDT)
a certain "justice"
reacting to a certain unfunny bit
USA
- Wednesday, May 03, 2006 at 10:37:01 (EDT)
Cash Cab is the new Match Game 76. Minus Full-Nelson Reilly of course.
don
USA
- Wednesday, May 03, 2006 at 10:35:53 (EDT)
Biggest surprise of those finding Colbert's bit hysterical was Scalia. He was doubled over laughing. The guy may be a fvk, but he enjoyed the humor at his expense more than anybody in the room.
WiF
USA
- Wednesday, May 03, 2006 at 10:31:56 (EDT)
And we all know what an expert chong is on humor.
WiF
USA
- Wednesday, May 03, 2006 at 10:27:47 (EDT)
I'd just like to say that colbert's show is fucking unwatchable it's so bad. Political humor is about as funny as politics.
Chong
USA
- Wednesday, May 03, 2006 at 09:59:43 (EDT)
I'd just like to say that colbert's show is fucking unwatchable it's so bad. Political humor is about as funny as politics.
Chong
USA
- Wednesday, May 03, 2006 at 09:59:43 (EDT)
A big red screen? I agree, why bother sleeping at all?
GR
USA
- Wednesday, May 03, 2006 at 09:45:42 (EDT)
This is what Newport has to offer.
Not much
USA
- Wednesday, May 03, 2006 at 09:42:01 (EDT)
For those paying attention, yes nothing new. However, it's the first time the murder monkey has ever had to sit there for over ten minutes (probably in his life) getting a proper and very public b!tchslapping. And the beltway MSM sycophants were less than thrilled to see their leash and padded doggie beds pointed out, and pointed out in a way that exposed the big W monogrammed on them. Just the fact that Colbert made it clear that the usual mutual knob-polishing that goes on that geeg is highly inappropriate when the murder monkey is piling up the body bags almost as quick as the oil profits made it a notable endeavor. While what Colbert did shouldn't be a rare thing, as long as the so-called reporters remain overpaid stenographers it will continue to be a rare thing.
WiF
USA
- Wednesday, May 03, 2006 at 09:12:44 (EDT)
okay
doff
USA
- Wednesday, May 03, 2006 at 09:07:50 (EDT)
Dirty did like the Hindenburg reference though.
don
USA
- Wednesday, May 03, 2006 at 09:06:17 (EDT)
Doff check email.
KOL
USA
- Wednesday, May 03, 2006 at 09:05:57 (EDT)
i do like the rise in use of the term "Faux News" for Fox News. colbert, meh, most of it came straight from the department of redundancy department, which just goes to show how much people have NOT been paying attention to the gurgling sound of GOP and corporate co-opting of all channels of communication. or did anyone think that this administration having an actual minister of propaganda and misinformation was a joke. what the fuck.
dirty
- Wednesday, May 03, 2006 at 08:54:11 (EDT)
sleep is way overated
don
USA
- Wednesday, May 03, 2006 at 07:28:30 (EDT)
If I ever, EVER hear you say that Taylor Hicks is going to get voted off ever again I swear I will hunt you down and hurt you
A "friend" of v!c's who watches A Merkin Idle
USA
- Wednesday, May 03, 2006 at 00:18:58 (EDT)
And here am a sports talk dude describing Lester---- "What I saw was a national disgrace. An inexcusable, irresponsible, borderline criminal national disgrace. I am ashamed of this country for the inaction I saw everywhere."
WiF
USA
- Tuesday, May 02, 2006 at 22:45:00 (EDT)
Almost forgot. How do you say flip-flop in Spanish?
WiF
USA
- Tuesday, May 02, 2006 at 22:43:29 (EDT)
Finally got to actually watch Colbert's bit rather than the mere text. I had to pause 4 times to don (if you'll pardon the expression) a new pair of depends 4 times. The gaggle of Washington hacks half-hearted laughter gave way about a little over a third into the routine. Guess the azzwipes realized who Colbert's real audience was as the truthines assault continued unabated. Colbert is a frikkin genius and I'm downloading the whole schtick before him and every sign he ever existed is wiped by the NSA.
WiF
USA
- Tuesday, May 02, 2006 at 22:41:09 (EDT)
Great, great speech. Hope Colbert is ready for his last-ten-years IRS audit.
ed
USA
- Tuesday, May 02, 2006 at 22:09:28 (EDT)
chong needs new prescription for his spectacles
Opie Thamologist
USA
- Tuesday, May 02, 2006 at 21:43:10 (EDT)
Here's a link to KOL's schoolchum's video of Rising Sun condos. A question that must be put to those who purchase lofts in "the ghetto" and then complain about living in "the ghetto." Why buy there in the first place? Did you believe the hype when you bought that the developer is changing the face of the neighborhood?
GR
USA
- Tuesday, May 02, 2006 at 19:08:42 (EDT)
peter tork played the squeeze box? that's like how DON plays the juice pipe!
CHONG
USA
- Tuesday, May 02, 2006 at 18:22:57 (EDT)
Spare yourself GR, that photo is filthy.
Philthy Hippy
USA
- Tuesday, May 02, 2006 at 17:31:18 (EDT)
Just plucked the pic off a search, don't know what's on the rest of the site. The pic is a certain Who guitarist, wearing a certain amount of rather garish 60's clothing whilst plucking at a certain banjo.
WiF
USA
- Tuesday, May 02, 2006 at 17:09:37 (EDT)
That site is blocked for pornographic reasons HERE.
GR
USA
- Tuesday, May 02, 2006 at 17:06:02 (EDT)
consider this a certain hint
WiF
USA
- Tuesday, May 02, 2006 at 16:51:49 (EDT)
v!c shall we take that as confirmation of a certain suckage? And did you know a certain guitarist of fame, known for a certain windmill motion and a certain penchant for smashing a certain instrument, also played a certain instrument in a dixieland band, and even played it on a certain rather famous tune whose title plays on a double entendre of a certain pair of words which refer not only to another certain instrument name but also to a certain part of the female anatomy?
WiF
USA
- Tuesday, May 02, 2006 at 16:47:38 (EDT)
Ortiz = Shrek
dirty
- Tuesday, May 02, 2006 at 16:34:15 (EDT)
There is a certain rock band that included a certain banjo in a certain rock song on a certain CD.
v!c
USA
- Tuesday, May 02, 2006 at 16:17:15 (EDT)
Posada = JarJar
dirty
- Tuesday, May 02, 2006 at 16:07:27 (EDT)
Oh, and the difference is you have to plug in the vacuum for it to suck
WiF
USA
- Tuesday, May 02, 2006 at 15:49:26 (EDT)
Can't fool me, I know hare means hair.
WiF
USA
- Tuesday, May 02, 2006 at 15:48:14 (EDT)
Thank you for translating.
GR
USA
- Tuesday, May 02, 2006 at 14:51:43 (EDT)
Here doesn't mean here. Here means there. And speaking of sports... good thing Big Papi didn't feel the need to march in solidarity with his immigrant brothers and sisters last night.
broingo - - - zowie
USA
- Tuesday, May 02, 2006 at 14:08:46 (EDT)
What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a banjo?
Uncle Milty's resident thief
USA
- Tuesday, May 02, 2006 at 14:05:56 (EDT)
No sports allowed here? That explains all the baseball talk
WiF
USA
- Tuesday, May 02, 2006 at 13:57:41 (EDT)
No, no, no, and finally, no. No sports allowed here. And yes, Ragna-Rok (or Rock) will go on no thanks to you all. As the song sez, I got everybody's PA at my house, my house. And the neighbors can't call the police. I think the kids will be choosing judges.
GR
USA
- Tuesday, May 02, 2006 at 13:50:29 (EDT)
Super Speedy bicycles rule. But I don't advise dealing with EP Cycle.
KOL
USA
- Tuesday, May 02, 2006 at 13:28:37 (EDT)
All valid answers, but no. The location of the dirt bag.
Steven Colbert
USA
- Tuesday, May 02, 2006 at 13:22:05 (EDT)
the difference is that Lester is the one doing the sucking
ZINGO
USA
- Tuesday, May 02, 2006 at 13:18:25 (EDT)
The difference is that Lester is the one doing the sucking
ZINGO
USA
- Tuesday, May 02, 2006 at 13:17:47 (EDT)
Now even phone sex isn't safe (sigh)
currently designing phone condoms
USA
- Tuesday, May 02, 2006 at 12:58:19 (EDT)
the differense is Lester is the one riding the vacuum cleaner
not changing the bag on that one
USA
- Tuesday, May 02, 2006 at 12:56:57 (EDT)
They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you?
Lester
USA
- Tuesday, May 02, 2006 at 12:47:46 (EDT)
What's the difference between a dude on a motorcycle and a vacuum cleaner?
Steven Colbert
USA
- Tuesday, May 02, 2006 at 12:45:15 (EDT)
The title of my new favorite blog says it all: HotChicksWithDouchebags.com
Lester
USA
- Tuesday, May 02, 2006 at 12:26:02 (EDT)
I don't have a bike now. In fact the last time I got any exercise at all was a year and a half ago when I ran to the liquor store a few minutes before they closed.
Lester
USA
- Tuesday, May 02, 2006 at 12:24:32 (EDT)
Yeah and now you have the LANCE ARMSTRONG 22 Gear Extree Speedy Sport Speedy Go Faster model.
EP Cycle
USA
- Tuesday, May 02, 2006 at 12:17:56 (EDT)
I had a fixed-gear bike once. When I was 10.
Lester
USA
- Tuesday, May 02, 2006 at 12:13:34 (EDT)
Colbert=funny. Damon=deserving of utter silence.
v!c
USA
- Tuesday, May 02, 2006 at 12:13:17 (EDT)
If those four 'judges' were assembled together at any place at any time the UN would declare it a superpower and I for one don't feel like being The World's Policeman.
dirty
- Tuesday, May 02, 2006 at 12:04:58 (EDT)
chef, you little bitch.
don
USA
- Tuesday, May 02, 2006 at 12:03:24 (EDT)
file under-
food for thought
USA
- Tuesday, May 02, 2006 at 11:50:16 (EDT)
Just a quick brag...I went to last nights Sox game (I clapped politely for his first at bat, and booed along with the crowd for the rest of the game...if you must know)
chef
USA
- Tuesday, May 02, 2006 at 11:46:28 (EDT)
Looks like there will finally be a reality show worth watching. Let's just say this merkin ain't idle.
WiF of a midsummer night's wetdream
USA
- Tuesday, May 02, 2006 at 11:12:40 (EDT)
And at least 22,000 people have joined in thanking Colbert (and the video am here too).
WiF
USA
- Tuesday, May 02, 2006 at 10:42:22 (EDT)
Yet one more reason that Stephen Colbert rules- "But, listen, let's review the rules. Here's how it works: the president makes decisions. He's the decider. The press secretary announces those decisions, and you people of the press type those decisions down. Make, announce, type. Just put 'em through a spell check and go home. Get to know your family again. Make love to your wife. Write that novel you got kicking around in your head. You know, the one about the intrepid Washington reporter with the courage to stand up to the administration. You know - fiction!"
WiF of truthiness
USA
- Tuesday, May 02, 2006 at 10:39:44 (EDT)
oh, and KOL to represent today's youth
almost forgot
USA
- Monday, May 01, 2006 at 22:00:38 (EDT)
here's who should judge: Boris, because of his music scribe vibe experience, ed, because of his radio experience, muddy because he's muddy and v!c, because he, well, he hangs around with musicians.
Seriously
USA
- Monday, May 01, 2006 at 21:58:54 (EDT)
I don't get the Dresden Dolls either. But then I didn't get Sex and the City either.
90210 I DID get
USA
- Monday, May 01, 2006 at 21:53:13 (EDT)
And now, tonight's Futurecast: You are going to die.
T.J. DelSanto
USA
- Monday, May 01, 2006 at 21:17:51 (EDT)
And while we're on the subject, I wish the Dresden Dolls would let me in on the joke because I just don't get it.
ed
USA
- Monday, May 01, 2006 at 21:14:59 (EDT)
I am always available for judging said high school band competition, as I have absolutely nothing else going on in my life.
ed
USA
- Monday, May 01, 2006 at 21:14:05 (EDT)
Oh right. Yeah, fuck the fixies. What's the point? Bis lame ass bike you cant ride up a hill withou looking like some midget stole a bike and is on the move with your legs all straight just to reach the pedals. Sucks to your ass-mar piggy.
Lord of the Fixies
USA
- Monday, May 01, 2006 at 19:35:53 (EDT)
Doff - Message received. Will advise as more details become known. BTW there is a Hodaka museum in Charlestown RI. Wanna check it out?
KOL
USA
- Monday, May 01, 2006 at 19:33:42 (EDT)
all right dawgs check this out, check it out: all of your posts didn't work for me it was kinda weird. I think the jokes were just to big for you guys.
muddy Briefs
USA
- Monday, May 01, 2006 at 18:19:05 (EDT)
Good day and good D cell ba-tree!
v!c
USA
- Monday, May 01, 2006 at 17:54:06 (EDT)
Instead you continually type the word "form" over and over and over again?
v!c
USA
- Monday, May 01, 2006 at 17:53:10 (EDT)
trivia question of the day: Who are we?
Stylee-O and Infra-red
USA
- Monday, May 01, 2006 at 17:42:45 (EDT)
v!c, if I had no life I would have hung around with index digit hovering over the refresh button too my friend to steal the coveted 333333
mj:(
USA
- Monday, May 01, 2006 at 17:39:39 (EDT)
ol' v!c cla!ms the coveted 333333.
v!c
USA
- Monday, May 01, 2006 at 17:32:42 (EDT)
THIS JUST IN: YANNI DAMON BOOED JUST NOW IN BATTING CAGE.
v!c
USA
- Monday, May 01, 2006 at 17:31:12 (EDT)
Hat would say, "yo yo dude, check it out, this South County teen girl band has got it going ON. Like the tits, like the juicy low riding jeans. Some pitch problems but nothing I couldn't help you with in my PRIVATE STUDIO
This will bring the Brief's out of lurking...
USA
- Monday, May 01, 2006 at 17:21:44 (EDT)
I called and I'm looking to have my innards filled by a hot, juicy, centerfielder's wiggler
jonny's musty jock strap
USA
- Monday, May 01, 2006 at 17:19:18 (EDT)
Would HAT ever say, "dawg"?
v!c
USA
- Monday, May 01, 2006 at 17:18:43 (EDT)
Starch? BTW, LURK 333333 pending...
v!c
USA
- Monday, May 01, 2006 at 17:17:58 (EDT)
v!c, jonny's musty jock strap called and it said it wants you to tenderly hand wash it and dry flat
mj:(
USA
- Monday, May 01, 2006 at 17:16:34 (EDT)
Muddy Briefs=the Randy Jackson of Providence
Don
USA
- Monday, May 01, 2006 at 17:13:19 (EDT)
mj, yanni damon called. he wants his dirty jock strap back...so when you're done sniffing it, give it up. I hear it's powered by 2 D cell DuraLITES.
v!c
USA
- Monday, May 01, 2006 at 17:13:08 (EDT)
Muddy Briefs and a gaggle of hott librarians that is
mj:(
USA
- Monday, May 01, 2006 at 17:12:40 (EDT)
real musicians like Muddy Briefs should judge the battle of the bands. Bra Size won't fly with all of today's feminists and high school peers will make it a popularity contest
mj:(
USA
- Monday, May 01, 2006 at 17:11:56 (EDT)
MOTHER OF GODDDDDD!!!!!!
FUCKING KILL ME
USA
- Monday, May 01, 2006 at 17:10:03 (EDT)
why oh why the fuck why does MJ always mutherfucking typ "form" instead of "form".
somebody please kill him now
USA
- Monday, May 01, 2006 at 17:09:37 (EDT)
does someone have a prejudice against FIXIES??! Why I'll have you know i'm going to Coinstar ® this very afternoon to cash out enough to buy me a beach cruiser form Benny's. Yes, and ACTUAL BENNY'S SIZZLER fo 99 bucks.
mj:(
USA
- Monday, May 01, 2006 at 17:08:40 (EDT)
SCOTUS makes world safe for strippers and old farts who need them to believe payday will come.
WiF
USA
- Monday, May 01, 2006 at 17:07:59 (EDT)
bike bigotry- serious contender for world's most asinine prejudice
wiF
USA
- Monday, May 01, 2006 at 17:03:26 (EDT)
GR. Do you get Baseball Digest at your library? How about ESPN the magazine? How about just ESPN? HD?
boron
USA
- Monday, May 01, 2006 at 17:03:10 (EDT)
I like BMX just fine. I fucking love RAD. It's the 'fixie' peeps that need some stoving in. Big difference, chong.
The sneak
USA
- Monday, May 01, 2006 at 16:48:23 (EDT)
turd blossom froggie march am coming next week
WiF
USA
- Monday, May 01, 2006 at 16:30:30 (EDT)
Me likey calamine. Oh and sorry about your losing the Champions final *and* 4th in Prem. The big question is, Don, did Joe send you outside "to mow the lawn" Sunday so he could rub one out watching Jose on NBC?
doris
- Monday, May 01, 2006 at 16:20:55 (EDT)
Good thing my favorite watering hole isn't on Carpenter St
lick my luongo sq
USA
- Monday, May 01, 2006 at 16:13:22 (EDT)
by bra size? I'll volunteer to judge that.
WiF my statutory-bra-measuring hands cupped and at the ready
USA
- Monday, May 01, 2006 at 16:11:17 (EDT)
Sneak is anti-BMX? Dude, that's a tad bit g@y @ss. I can see not being into the moustache tatoo but anti-BMX? You sir are a cornhole.
Chong
USA
- Monday, May 01, 2006 at 16:09:56 (EDT)
By bra size.
Tr!cky V!c
USA
- Monday, May 01, 2006 at 16:03:40 (EDT)
Moving on to more exciting things, how would you all say a high school battle of the bands should be judged? Just audience participation? Actual musicians looking for talent? Local celebs? Librarians?
GR
USA
- Monday, May 01, 2006 at 15:59:27 (EDT)
Doris needs only apologize for his Alex Rodriguez White Glove Calamine Lotion Kit® ...With pink bat. And fuck the Cubs, like Lestre said. ('cept Todd Walker) (oh and Scott Williamson)
don boron
USA
- Monday, May 01, 2006 at 15:54:12 (EDT)
In the past, I have called for a jihad against fixed gear bicycle riders, and or people that are not in fact bike messengers but just like to dress like them. By proxy, this was declaring war on a significant percentage of the west end's population. I shall widen the conflict to include those who think mustache tattoos are actually cool. My preferred style of fighting is smirking at said individuals, usually found at or around a certain carpenter st bar.
The Sneak
USA
- Monday, May 01, 2006 at 15:33:49 (EDT)
You know it'll be Paris this week when, in fact, it SHOULD be Kathryn
Miss Worcester
USA
- Monday, May 01, 2006 at 15:31:36 (EDT)
hey Doris, catch THIS
mj:(
USA
- Monday, May 01, 2006 at 15:30:40 (EDT)
apologies to joe and don. i obviously skipped my meds this morning. LOST needs more fatalities, ideally this week.
dirty
- Monday, May 01, 2006 at 15:12:27 (EDT)
Never again be surprised to find that "Lost" is a repeat with this handy website.
Lester
USA
- Monday, May 01, 2006 at 15:09:36 (EDT)
there is no such ting as loyalty, especially in baseball, hell ya who wouldn't take the fucking money!!!! Theo is playing on a wednesday night because she doesn't give a fuck about what anyone else has to do, she is punk. I have mouths to feed & I am going anyway so stop bithcing & just find a way to be there even if you have to sneak in the side door for fuck sake...
by the way in case you didn't know hey
wormtown, ma USA
- Monday, May 01, 2006 at 15:01:58 (EDT)
ESPN is reporting that Don is a goddam Yankee fan and to prove it, he even bought a new radio to be sure he didn't miss a single inning.
doris
- Monday, May 01, 2006 at 14:57:55 (EDT)
Worcester makes me laugh;)
GR
USA
- Monday, May 01, 2006 at 14:53:06 (EDT)
ESPN is reporting that the Red Sox just traded Dough Mirabelli to Colorado for reTodd Helton and Jose Theodore. Theodore is expected to, ahem, "catch".
dirty
- Monday, May 01, 2006 at 14:52:50 (EDT)
No. Your area will remain dry.
R.J. Zingo
USA
- Monday, May 01, 2006 at 14:51:16 (EDT)
In my area?
mj:(
USA
- Monday, May 01, 2006 at 14:19:42 (EDT)
The rain will start at 10:23 tonight.
RJ Heim
USA
- Monday, May 01, 2006 at 14:15:27 (EDT)
Can just one of you fucking wizards tell me exactly what time it's going to start raining today?
mj:(
USA
- Monday, May 01, 2006 at 14:04:23 (EDT)
and one more thing, why is Theo's band playing on a WEDNESDAY NIGHT??!! Some of us fucking losers have to toil in the meat to feed 8 screaming mouths or so
ad another thing
USA
- Monday, May 01, 2006 at 14:00:59 (EDT)
Not to mention playing ball is a fucking JOB for these players for dog's sake. As much as we'd all love to believe that they sleep with their Wally dolls every night it just ain't true (well maybe except for broyo)
and also
USA
- Monday, May 01, 2006 at 13:59:31 (EDT)
Hate the front office not the PLAYA
and another thing
USA
- Monday, May 01, 2006 at 13:57:23 (EDT)
Nobody and I mean NOBODY better be throwing battrees at Damon. C'mon people, the Sox should have stepped up. Look what he did for Boston. You mean to tell me you wouldn't take a job with more dough? Listen to me people. Fucking poor Bronson took the HOMETOWN DISCOUNT and they STILL traded his ass. Nice loyalty form the fucking MAN.
mj:(
USA
- Monday, May 01, 2006 at 13:56:24 (EDT)
Speaking of the Cubs, did any of you losers notice that Mighty Milwaukee Brewers outscored the Cubbies 27-8 this weekend?
Lester
USA
- Monday, May 01, 2006 at 13:54:06 (EDT)
also said Evil Empire was asking about Doug E's services so that drove the price up at least a little. very suspicious about the name "Cla". it just seems...unfinished. whatever you do, do not waste the ba'tree by hitting him in the head. unless you want to hear an untuned timpani.
doris
- Monday, May 01, 2006 at 13:48:42 (EDT)
I hate the Skyscrapers.
Osama
USA
- Monday, May 01, 2006 at 13:47:02 (EDT)
Is that show at Ralph's for sunday cancelled??? Is anyone going to the Lucky Dog to see Theo & the Skyscrapers wednesday nite???????????????????????
kat <kwheeler@hanover.com>
wormtown, ma USA
- Monday, May 01, 2006 at 13:43:05 (EDT)
ALERT!!! The SIZZ is under the assumption that this Ralph's gig is NOT happening according to Muddy Briefs, therefore the SIZZ is not doing it due the MUDDY BRIEFS telling the band WEEKS AGO that the show was not happening due to being organized by people from Worcester
Benny Sizzler Management LLC
USA
- Monday, May 01, 2006 at 13:38:47 (EDT)
Briefs comes outta nowhere with a double-zinger.
v!c
USA
- Monday, May 01, 2006 at 13:38:28 (EDT)
Lestree, that show has been cancelled and isn't girls on federal hill getting moustache tatoos redundant?
muddy Briefs
USA
- Monday, May 01, 2006 at 13:36:57 (EDT)
1) Pokey Reese 2) Manny Ramirez 3) Pedro Martinez 4) Icharo 5) Dave Roberts
mj's fave MLB players of all time
USA
- Monday, May 01, 2006 at 13:34:58 (EDT)
Why did I have to hear about this on the street? "Well, the date is May 7 (sunday) and it is a Ralph's. The bands, so far, are The Aggressions, The Commandos, The Performers, Benny Sizzler and Neutral Nation! ALSO, Jackdaw from Buffalo, N.Y. will be headlining! I don't know if you recall Gene's dear friend George Tutuska who was the drummer for the Goo Goo Dolls before they turned into Scientologists!!! Well, that's his band. This show is a Memorial/Benefit in Gene's honor. Proceeds will be going to charity of his family's choosing."
Lester
USA
- Monday, May 01, 2006 at 13:33:51 (EDT)
That's: BA'TREES.
CORRECTION
USA
- Monday, May 01, 2006 at 13:23:44 (EDT)
Yes, what a wonderful Saturday afternoon full of football bringing in the next proud generation of realsporters into the fold.
WiF
USA
- Monday, May 01, 2006 at 13:22:57 (EDT)
Watch Belly pass five balls. Anyway, keep in mind mr. d!rty, this is the Ev!le Emp!re and they must be crushed with D cell batteries!
v!c
USA
- Monday, May 01, 2006 at 13:22:00 (EDT)
First off I'd like to thank W!f for ruining my Saturday. I was all set to listen to the Yankees lose on my hot new transistor radio while I mowed. "But not this guy!" 99.7 decides that the NFL draft is more exciting. All fucking day. Seriously though what a bore. When they have a show about real draught, let me know. From the Pawsox games I've seen Cla has been less than stella. He's not so much a right hand specialist as a home run specialist. But he is young. Would you trade a AA pitcher (Cla) a AAA catcher (Bard) for Loretta? BTW Matt Merton is hitting near 300 for the Cubs.
don boron
USA
- Monday, May 01, 2006 at 13:19:15 (EDT)
and don't think I didn't catch that Tavares/Cantu wanting their skin back crack whoever you are
mj:(
USA
- Monday, May 01, 2006 at 13:16:48 (EDT)
2 funny shows: spim gun and mustache tattoos
mj:(
USA
- Monday, May 01, 2006 at 13:15:54 (EDT)
yeah but piazza has thrown out something like 8% of runners this season. and mexico is about to relax its laws about possession of small amounts of pot for personal use.
doris
- Monday, May 01, 2006 at 13:12:36 (EDT)
Josh Bard must feel like a turd.
v!c
USA
- Monday, May 01, 2006 at 13:11:12 (EDT)
sunderland own-goal. shockah.
dirty
- Monday, May 01, 2006 at 12:55:07 (EDT)
that's a pretty high price to pay (meredith/bard/$$) for not being patient. but it's another wop so...all good. think they'll break his balls at logan?
dirty
- Monday, May 01, 2006 at 12:41:46 (EDT)
I posted a video about Mike Brousseaus mustache tattoos on youtube and we are up to almost 30k hits. Thats more than even Chong's mom. See it all here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qT_xgLd1Tiw
Leeron
USA
- Monday, May 01, 2006 at 12:12:22 (EDT)
There is something seriously wrong with this ad.
Lester
USA
- Monday, May 01, 2006 at 11:53:13 (EDT)
ESPN just confirmed the Josh Bard and Cla Meredith have been traded to the Padres for Doug Mirabelli...who is flying across the country right now and expected to be in the startling lineup tonight.
KOL
USA
- Monday, May 01, 2006 at 11:49:05 (EDT)
Finally a game that WiF and v!c may be able to excel at.
Lester
USA
- Monday, May 01, 2006 at 11:45:45 (EDT)
Hey everyone, Johnny Damon called and he said he wants all his Duracell and Eveready C and D cell batteries back. Tonight. Thank you.
v!c
USA
- Monday, May 01, 2006 at 11:24:54 (EDT)
Hey MJ:(. Keith Richards is on a conference call with Julian Tavarez and Jorge Cantu right now. They said something about wanting their faces back?
Is this why Jorge is on the DL?
USA
- Monday, May 01, 2006 at 11:10:34 (EDT)
MAY DAY! MAY DAY! MAY DAY!
dit dit dit dot dot dot dit dit dit
USA
- Monday, May 01, 2006 at 10:17:50 (EDT)
When you're 62 years old and a gazillionaire you might want to consider paying someone else to fetch the coconut out of the tree
wiF
USA
- Monday, May 01, 2006 at 10:05:23 (EDT)
sp!m for beakfast again?
WiF
USA
- Monday, May 01, 2006 at 09:21:00 (EDT)
I know I'd like to shoot some spim/spam.
doff
USA
- Sunday, April 30, 2006 at 11:47:49 (EDT)
Never got the gun fever, but I did seem to make the day regulars at Rocket nervous with my blow gun practice. surgical steel darts rule, and are even more fun when combined with alchohol and unsuspecting patrons.
WiF
USA
- Saturday, April 29, 2006 at 23:58:59 (EDT)
Twas me, doff. Wanna go to the indoor range? I haven't fired a weapon in 3 years. Lets do it.
KOL
USA
- Saturday, April 29, 2006 at 21:25:28 (EDT)
KOL, you stick around for Left of the dial? Actually made it all worth it.
minky bunshine
USA
- Saturday, April 29, 2006 at 12:05:28 (EDT)
I forgot to mention that some one on this lurk knows their gunnery and it freaked me out just a little bit.
don
USA
- Saturday, April 29, 2006 at 11:33:01 (EDT)
oh my god..
you people make me sick
USA
- Saturday, April 29, 2006 at 01:59:18 (EDT)
It's not my finger I want to lay on her.
ed
USA
- Saturday, April 29, 2006 at 00:01:28 (EDT)
That's not an answer. Is she single or has she succombed to the dark side?
as if I'd even rate a hearty slap
USA
- Friday, April 28, 2006 at 23:28:28 (EDT)
Actually when referring to swinging the bullshit hammer I meant THIS one
mj:(
USA
- Friday, April 28, 2006 at 20:55:19 (EDT)
MJ don't you mean Hamer?
Sneak
USA
- Friday, April 28, 2006 at 19:12:44 (EDT)
ed, don't you dare lay a finger on that woman...
mj:(
USA
- Friday, April 28, 2006 at 18:01:43 (EDT)
Greta's hot. Is she single?
ed
USA
- Friday, April 28, 2006 at 17:54:51 (EDT)
NOT A PINNY PAST 6 O'CLOCK HOSS! NOT A H'PINNY!
v!c
USA
- Friday, April 28, 2006 at 17:39:06 (EDT)
Hey you, Yeti. Get back to work. It's only 5:29.
Yer Boss
USA
- Friday, April 28, 2006 at 17:29:48 (EDT)
Now good day good sires.
v!c
USA
- Friday, April 28, 2006 at 17:15:43 (EDT)
I think you should comb the mango out of your beard and head to the liquor store that's what I think.
v!c
USA
- Friday, April 28, 2006 at 17:06:56 (EDT)
Then you don't think the fuscia baskets will help?
wiF
USA
- Friday, April 28, 2006 at 17:05:14 (EDT)
W!f, that's because the pic you posted includes what's called "a cock and balls" and frankly, no one wants to comment on that.
v!c
USA
- Friday, April 28, 2006 at 17:00:57 (EDT)
Cat shit + dog breath = no more pet. Is it any wonder dog #3 makes us pine for dogs 1&;2.
don
USA
- Friday, April 28, 2006 at 16:56:24 (EDT)
hmmm... maybe the banana platter was a mistake. Anybody know where I can pick up some fuscia baskets?
WiF
USA
- Friday, April 28, 2006 at 16:55:24 (EDT)
vic remind me to stove your BRIANS in
mj:(
USA
- Friday, April 28, 2006 at 16:54:59 (EDT)
You have a d!rty brian.
v!c
USA
- Friday, April 28, 2006 at 16:54:06 (EDT)
I just got a $1 coupon off any haircut at Best Cuts - Browns Lane Plaza.
The Back Door Brazillian
USA
- Friday, April 28, 2006 at 16:53:22 (EDT)
smooth plate! Like mj!
mj:(
USA
- Friday, April 28, 2006 at 16:52:51 (EDT)
I believe she was the model for the original Barbie doll's smooth plate.
WiF
USA
- Friday, April 28, 2006 at 16:52:08 (EDT)
hey vic, be prepared for some early morning weed whacking and brush hogging round your bedroom windows some day this weekend.
Landlord
USA
- Friday, April 28, 2006 at 16:51:39 (EDT)
One comment: It appears that lady has a smooth plate. No hair. No hole. Just a smooth plate.
Commental
USA
- Friday, April 28, 2006 at 16:50:25 (EDT)
wif maybe it's because we all have a copy of your grade school happy book and we've seen you and your mother's picture like a million times.
maybe just maybe
USA
- Friday, April 28, 2006 at 16:49:58 (EDT)
I got one thing to say to you MJ, care for a banana?
WiF
USA
- Friday, April 28, 2006 at 16:48:34 (EDT)
You got me on that one. Maybe the fuscia baskets are on one side of the store and the handlebar mustaches (ala Paul Sr.) are on the other?
doff
USA
- Friday, April 28, 2006 at 16:48:03 (EDT)
Let me just say that the lurk shocker of the week for me is that this pic gathered nary a one comment.
WiF
USA
- Friday, April 28, 2006 at 16:47:29 (EDT)
First of all, shouldn't the pic have been entitled: "HAMMER TOES" (you know, instead of "HAMMER TIME"?) and thirdly, if I have one more mental picture of wif and vic rubbing one out in their respective cubicles I'm going to vomort.
mj:(
USA
- Friday, April 28, 2006 at 16:45:04 (EDT)
I'm here until 6. Not 6:01, 6 sharp as any tack you'll find at The Big Hammy.
v!c
USA
- Friday, April 28, 2006 at 16:43:27 (EDT)
hey doff, let's remember this is a g@y friendly lurk. Are you implying men that buy fuscia baskets don't have big hammers?
WiF
USA
- Friday, April 28, 2006 at 16:43:25 (EDT)
don't you mean self defecation?
WiF
USA
- Friday, April 28, 2006 at 16:40:29 (EDT)
vic is looking for release before he's released at 5.
stroker ace
USA
- Friday, April 28, 2006 at 16:38:11 (EDT)
10" Fuscia basket is not what I'd expect to find at The Big Hammer.
doff
USA
- Friday, April 28, 2006 at 16:36:51 (EDT)
d!rty just keep posting your d!rty p!ctures and everything'll be just f!ne
v!c
USA
- Friday, April 28, 2006 at 16:31:56 (EDT)
Self-whaaaa? vic please use smaller words.
dirty
- Friday, April 28, 2006 at 16:28:06 (EDT)
Self-deprecation looks good on you. GR, you should be forced to wear 6" STILETTOES for posting that photo.
v!c
USA
- Friday, April 28, 2006 at 16:26:39 (EDT)
If I had a hammer...
GR
USA
- Friday, April 28, 2006 at 16:19:41 (EDT)
and...
Greta hammer
USA
- Friday, April 28, 2006 at 16:13:16 (EDT)
by way of comparison...
mj hammer
USA
- Friday, April 28, 2006 at 16:12:09 (EDT)
Greta is the most kick ass person you will ever meet. AND she wields a mean hammer too. And I don't mean the bullshit hammer like ole mj.
gail
USA
- Friday, April 28, 2006 at 15:59:14 (EDT)
But it's not catshit don't you see? It's crushed-walnut encrusted chocolate bonbon. Doesn't Fred Wurst heart Moby? Or is it that M n' M dude? Alls I know is Snoop got dogged.
v!c
USA
- Friday, April 28, 2006 at 15:49:48 (EDT)
I imagine with the size checks Moby must write for her she likes him just fine. However I did spot this comment...
WiF
USA
- Friday, April 28, 2006 at 15:47:59 (EDT)
If you got a cat, you wouldn't have the birds. But then you would have a cat-shit-eater. And that's the worst. Nothing like the smell of catshit on dog breath.
GR
USA
- Friday, April 28, 2006 at 15:42:38 (EDT)
I love Moby
mj:(
USA
- Friday, April 28, 2006 at 15:36:14 (EDT)
Hi Greta. Do you know Lemmy and or Billy Rath? I like the way they play the bass guitar. Did you ever want to hurt Moby, boston-beatdown style? I have so many questions!
The Sneak
USA
- Friday, April 28, 2006 at 15:29:32 (EDT)