is this slightly-used foamy appendage of sufficient diameter?
WiF
USA

i have a slightly-used foam appendage if you want.
dirty

Signage ain't foamage. The idea is to make em tossable and in a form that won't get you busted. Just checked ebay, 16,000 BB items of which 15,000 are cards. So not much other sh!z to get past. As to saving the foam FOR my next date, the foam IS my next date.
WiF
USA

Sorry to burst your gas bubble but someone already thought of the asterisk in the form of a sign in the stands...
Seen the Game
USA

Ah, think I found the right material. Sheets of this foam crafty sh!z should do. BTW- the inspiration for this idea came from Barry Bonds. Someone threw him a syringe on the field. The news tease was "guess what someone threw BB on the field?"... my guess, an asterisk. When it tweren't, the light bulb went off in me noggin. Make asterisks with "BB" stamped in the center for adoring fans to loft Barry's way, and use ebay to sell em.
WiF
USA

Meat. What is it good for? Absolutely nothing. Say it again.
v!c
USA

and that would be some material more substantial than just paper. Something with a little thickness is what's called for.
WiF
USA

Alright lurkers, I've got one of those quick buck ideas, but I need to solve one issue. What would be the most practical material out of which to manufacture some asterisks of pocket-sized dimensions? I'm thinking a visit to Michael's Crafts or Home Depot is in order at lunch time to explore the possibilities.
WiF
USA

Hammer fall down go boom
WiF
USA

where's my slice? I want more than equal rights, I want everything for free!!
Blowmer
USA

brewers are to first as end is to near.
dirty

The Mighty Mighty Brewers are now tied for first place in their division.
Lester
USA

crane fall down go boom
WiF
USA

I almost forgot how much I love the Weekly World News.
Lester
USA

Varitek's current batting average = 1.000
Lester
USA

married into the Carlyle empire? ...how frikkin low can a talking head go?
WiF
USA

one question- was the murder monkey given a proper round of booing when he tossed the pitch?
introducing the new designated murder monkey rule
USA

campbell brown loses her fuckin' mind.
dirty

Fitzmas update- The Fitzmas wreath/noose is tightening around Rove's pudgy neck. And Crazy Von Mustache's name comes up again. Ever since he visited Miller in jail twice and I heard he was part of the decision making process that sent Wilson in the first place I've thought he might have set this whole thing in motion.
WiF
USA

opening day?
but season started two weeks ago
USA

Ahhh. . . Opening Day. The most wonderful time of the year is begining. . .
Lester
USA

also. nothing like elimination by habs. wonderful. end of ups.
...

hey, ups for the KC Factbook release....is that source of recent meat hell? nice work. hope it gets more coverage later...
dirty

Garcia's cr@pper stolen
(insert joke here)
USA

And is it me or does Helen look like Gimli?
WiF
USA

Here am bit about Helen Thomas getting the 100 dozen roses for being the only member of the press corps with the balls to ask bush why the fvck we're in the qWagmire.
WiF
USA

I believe my birthday on Friday officially made me older than the legendary sod. So this is what Old Lady Schroeder feels like.
WiF
USA

that wasn't my post. BSTC can confirm.
dirty

Automated Network Affiliated Libraries
doris
USA

sorry
GR
USA

It's time for another 'KOL shares his musical opinions without being asked'....I think that the band Early Man is very good and recommend you all go buy their album...that is, if Venom/early Metallic thrash is your kind of thing. Also, Dozer from Sweden are very rocking.
The KOL
USA

GR, you're startin' to talk with your mouth full like dirty doris.
v!c
USA

christobal-sack (brother of LuWAYYY and DewAYYY) is the real deal. reminds me of such classic goalies as raycroft circa '04. you should kick our asses but won't. hab pooftahs.
doris

wow miss woo is soo far away! must make plans....must make plans...Nope, not going back. Although, Worcester is quite lovely in the spring.
GR
USA

Early May, huh. Hm.
v!c
USA

I'm planning a trip to wormtown in, say, early May.
chef
USA

Anyone going to Worcester in oh, say, a month or so?
v!c
USA

I'm going on a HUGE road trip this weekend...I'm going to Mystic.
chef
USA

I'm thinking of a road trip this weekend. Maybe Jersey? Sound good? No, not really. :(
GR
USA

B's to play spoiler this weekend? Is this wot you mean?
doff
USA

little sippy-sippy with gorbachev tonight, comrade dondov?
doris

Anyone seen my 3M Sp!m Remover kit?
v!c <clear@sglass.com>
USA

In my next court appearance I'm going to give the judge my Scalia salute.
Drugsy
USA

My GWB magnet says--what happened to Santa? And please, stop calling me a ham.
GR
USA

Anyone seen my George W. Bush refrigerator magnet?
v!c
USA

It's just Rickey being Rickey.
Lester
USA

Who the fuck is Gail?
Lester
USA

Hello
Suk No Mor
USA

Theo & the Skyscrapers are playing at Ralph's Diner in Worcester Mass this saturday night & I better fucking see Gail there otherwise I will cry!!!! Come on dudes!!!
kat <kwheeler@hanover.com>
wormtown, ma USA

Gues who's back and even MORE in your fuckEN face!!!!
Endgen
USA

and thanks also WtF...i knew about that guy actually, but sorta third-hand. same vibe though.
...

GR....superwickedawesome, thx. think KS once wrote (off/on) for odious tabloid? name very familiar. ching, it's some sort of sermon collection titled Capel on Temptation. So, you're right. BASTARD.
doris

I didn't know they made 16th century leather bound books about having sex with farm animals and hired fieldhands. Hey, at least you're reading.
Chong
USA

Scalia busted lying about saying... "To my critics, I say, Vaffanculo, "
WiF accompanying snapshot
USA

The folks at DU got together and are sending Helen Thomas 200 dozen roses for taking on bush at the press conference last week.
WiF
USA

plumbers get pissed about pissers
WiF
USA

Here's a few links to check out. I know one of the ABAA members (from the Book and Tackle shop in Watch Hill)--not sure if he has the skills. Always have recommended Allison Goodsell at Kingston Hill Books. http://www.abaa.org/cgi-bin/abaa/abaapages/evaluating.html http://www.rbms.nd.edu/ (your old books section) http://allisongoodsellbooks.tripod.com/ Myopic Books, 5 South Angell Street, Providence 02906, 401.521-5533 Kristin Sollenberger (owner) may have some good recommendations and I trust her.
GR
USA

I'd say check with Brown University for a prof in the field or maybe see if RISD museum could recommend someone.
WiF
USA

dirty, don't use the dude gotz a shop on the East Side. Most uber snake-like. ripped off my bro' on some custom built shelving he made for him then ripped them out of the walls screwing the landlord (he'd promised to leave them in compensation for all the changes he let him make). Original shop was where Lion's Eye is/was. Last I knew he was in that mini-mall across from Ben & Jerry's off Thayer. Anywho, treat said snake as if he worked at WAH.
WiF
USA

GR, i own a leather-bound 16th century book and expect to pay to have it appraised. do you know anyone trustworthy and how many (certifiable? certified?) estimates would you get before believing you're not receiving a right rogering?
dirty

cool vintage book illos
dirty

Best sight of the day--the ospreys returning to their nest near the Saugatucket.
GR
USA

CLAMS is already in use on the Cape.
GR
USA

and iffen they're really attached to Automated you could even substitute that for And
WiF
USA

Like the LEARN acronym but in keeping with what they actually do howz about Library Exchange And Research Network
WiF
USA

Librarians' Educational And Reading Network
hm

Deputy Obvious
CLIT?
USA

CLAP- Cooperating Libraries Automated Project
WiF no overdue charges for penecillin injections
USA

CLAM?
Captain Obvious

i suppose changing "C" to "K" would get hung up in committee? nah, i'll try for a better one....
dirty

Check out this news in library land: Almost from its very inception, there has been dissatisfaction among CLAN member libraries as well as the public with the name CLAN. We, of course, wanted to project the image of everyone in RI is in our library family, but the fact is that the name has deeply negative connotations. We have tried to change the name in the past, but failed because we could not find a suitable alternative that everyone liked. Now, with the switch to Millennium, the CLAN Steering Committee has determined that this would be a good time to change the name, whether we get 100% agreement or not. Now accepting recommendations.
GR
USA

guess it's who you believe. personally, i think that rag is worse than most in limeyland.
doris

totally unaware of his, uhh, issues with gropery veek. not cool and not futuristic. the worm.
doris

"Since that season (2001, their last championship), George Steinbrenner has spent $783,466,307 on players and has nothing to show for it."
Lester
USA

seti appeared to hog a lot of the yeti's ram so seti hadda go...as for ACC, (accussed child canoodler, no?), he shalln't get any cash out of a cash strapped yeti
v!c <Bush@magnet.com>
USA

thanks and right back atcha Sir Les....
dirty

That lying repug Kaloogian made Olberman (worse person in the world) and Newsweek for his Baghdad/Istanbullsh!t pic. And mysteriously his site is gone today.
WiF
USA

Doris - a link for your consideration.
Lester
USA

Doris - a link for your consideration.
Lester
USA

Amy's just happy that people have pretty much stopped asking her where Cruzin' Bruce Palmer is at promotions. She don't care what she play!
GR
USA

I have to say, the model railroad and ham radio sp!m cracks me up, every time.
KOL
USA

Hi MJ. Keep it real. That is all. See you around.
Chong Jr
USA

B-101 switched from oldies to "classic hits" last fall. They're going after the soccer-mom demographic that listens to Lite 105.
ed
USA

WBRU for sale. Anybody wanna go in with me?
ed
USA

I saw Sir Tom Jones at the MGM Grand in Vegas back in '01 (when in Rome, etc.). He was fucking GREAT! Extremely well-rehearsed band, up-to-date set, a consummate entertainer. Well worth the money and better than watching those fucking jerk-offs on Amerkin Idle.
ed
USA

Umm. . . When did B101 start playing Poison?
Lester
USA

dirty did indeed. Sir Arthur C. Clarke sending me emails is not a daily thing. i dug the seti, yeti, but the boinc thing gave me tons of trouble so i slacked soon after that kicked in. far as funds, was gonna ask HIM for some, for my 0.679 years of computing time (at least at that address...thought i recalled it being more). anyway..... you?
dirty

dirty, did you get an email from arty c. clarke, rapist/futurist asking for SETI funds?
v!c
USA

I will be at the 308 later tonight but it's only to proffer cash monies on the barrelhead.
v!c <get@beer.com>
USA

No, I'm a really good crapper.
chef
USA

is your crapping on par with your guitar playing?
WiF
USA

You already know I'm a dumb ass, have you met me? And yes, WiF, that is my rock face...and my takin' a crap face.
chef
USA

Something is up or the lurk is dead for good.
Sneak
USA

It's KATHERINE McPhee, not KATHLEEN you dum asses
Wouldn't know an Idol if it Blew You
USA

I say if the venetians don't part soon we all hit the blob and stand outside the house yelling, "Mr MJ, tear down these venetians" until he either surfaces, calls the cops, or we run out of beer.
WiF
USA

btw chef, seems most of my shots of your from that NN show caught you with these weird gumby-like expressions on your face. Is that some sorta rock image you're projecting is there just some schmutz on my lens?
WiF
USA

Come on MJ...part the venitians and join in on this lively banter...I miss you.
chef
USA

Oh Face Man, you so smaht! I was predicting the fat kid that sang "Copacabana".
chef
USA

I'd be ashamed of all you merkin addicts, except you all being lurkers you already have so much more to be ashamed of that it doesn't really matter.
WiF
USA

Chef I been predicting her from the begining!
Face-Man
USA

I can't believe I'm addicted to this crap....but I'm predicting Kathleen McPhee to be the winner.
chef
USA

No kidding! Like Scott Stapp wouldn't be ALL OVER American Idol! Like Creed is SO FRICKING hardcore or something. Hilarious is right.
Lisa Tucker
USA

Yup, he's a tool...how 'bout the "rock" dude....Simon: "Creed would not be caught dead on this stage"...freakin' hilarious!
chef
USA

The song says "hair" he touches his hair. The song says "scar" he points to his scar. The song says "ass face" and he points to his ___________.
Gene Rayburn
USA

fvck a merkin idle, I want a REAL reality program. Call it Fitzmas Island
WiF
USA

I'm rooting for Ace to get tossed...he looks like a tool.
chef
USA

umm...don't you mean KEVIN CORVAIS?
nubie
USA

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ultram
USA

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prozac
USA

Rumor has it, and it's only a rumor, that whilst I was gone, Chicken Little got voted off American Island.
v!c
USA

thumbs down.
GR
USA

Nice Lurk. Jerk.
Chong Lee. (or is it?)
USA

Abramoff gets 5yrs 10 mths
still waiting fer Fitzmas
USA

Speaking of endgen was that some sort of phoney band fight that transpired here a few days ago? was it real? Was it on par with muddy v dopey? How did you rate it?
Pollstar
USA

What about me?
ENgEN
USA

sure you can question the integrity of diebold's "new" voting machines. that'll be 40 large.
doris

looks like they popped those kids who hit that water tank
drink at your own risk
USA

repug busted lying about how swell things are in Baghdad- "We took this photo of dowtown Baghdad while we were in Iraq. Iraq (including Baghdad) is much more calm and stable than what many people believe it to be. But, each day the news media finds any violence occurring in the country and screams and shouts about it - in part because many journalists are opposed to the U.S. effort to fight terrorism." Problem is the pic was taken in Turkey. Maybe he justed doesn't want all his Armenian folks to find out he was vacationing in Turkey. Oh, and small bonus, this retard is the one who started that campaign to pull the TV mini-series on Raygun.
WiF
USA

I hereby declare you all!
The Patron Saint of Taint Paint
USA

GR has seen?
doris

Is the Queen tossing her panties at Tom now?
GR
USA

stop that incessant chirping v!c. We're trying to sleep
sum cricket
USA

chirp chirp
v!c
USA

ok enough of that. donaldinho, blow me. and while i'm at it, fuck arsen*l.
dirty

such a big .... ball .....
dirty

"Sir Tom"
Lester
USA

dirty that am ugly ugly pic you just painted
tainted taint
USA

Sir Les has been following this development? Is it really just one track for boxed set or other stuff? Gigs?
dirty

we interrupt our regularly-scheduled drug ads to announce that i've been beating off pretty much nonstop to that bowling picture. my wrist is numb and my .... nevermind.
dirty

Now I remember Tavares. What a fuck. Figures the Red Sox would bring that idiot on board. Who's Pete Burr?
v!c
USA

I'd like Pete Burr's hair!
GR
USA

Well, duh! And that applies to just about everything said today--both in *real life* and the lurk.
GR
USA

Looks like someone stole Pete Burr's hair. Oh, and one of my favorite bands has reunited.
Lester
USA

twidget exhibit-- "The life-size pop princess is naked and pregnant, crouching face-down on a bare-toothed bear rug as the baby's head appears on the opposite end."
WiF
USA

Tavaras is four kinds of crazy.
Lester
USA

pure.... unadulterated... bullshit
WiF
USA

Yeah, Julian Tavarez is a pussy. He needs to learn some of my awesome kung-fu kicks.
Izzy Alcantara
USA

Nothing not even sp!m could exist in Pensacolee.
v!c
USA

it seems to have followed you home v!c
WiF
USA

Thanks for the 411. Who let the sp!m !n?
v!c
USA

myonnaise = mayonnaise
never confuse yer sticky white substances
USA

The Generals were disbanded in '95 due to their loss record
Red Klotz
USA

v!c Pawsox outing is on, tix bought, received, and secreted in a myonaisse-jar-like location. April 8, 1:00 start, location- Green, section 14, rows G & H. Appears to be 15 of us total. Bucket housing prices are expected to plummet due to lurker concentration.
WiF
USA

Speaking of 'swing' howbout the new guy hitting some Devil Ray with a right hook straight outta Sissyville.
dirty

Nothing says "swing" guard like your Foster Grants.
v!c
USA

Who the hell are the New York Nationals? What happened to the Washington Generals?
Lester
USA

New York, meet your new guard!
Red Klotz
USA

As I was taking in the Harlem Globetrotters vs. New York Nationals game at the Ryan Center on Sunday I came to this realization: I was born to be the swing guard for the Nationals. I now blame punk rock for keeping me from my true destiny. Punk rock has ruined my life.
doff
USA

I heard a rumor there is a new, secret, Lurk that the Cool People and celebrities post on. The old lurk remains for the chattel. I don't know if that is true.
KOL
USA

Did the Lurk trip to The Bucket actually materialize? A friend was just wondering.
v!c
USA

This just in: Randy Johnson is a dick.
Lester
USA

This guy certainly proved his point.... If any of you figure out what that point is please pass it along.
WiF
USA

the last line on this page pretty much sums up Big Pharma's success story. i call it 'in on the pill taker'.
dirty

All clear. Resume your cat juggling
BSCT
USA

Hold on. Clean up crew in effect
BSTC
USA

holy massive Craptor eruption batman
WiF
USA

v!c I know your a little out of practice here but... Tuesday, March 28, 2006 at 12:31:54 (EST)
the ghostus with the mostus
USA

nat has started changing the channel as soon as m@ndy p@tinkin appears in any crestor commercial. she knows what follows will be a rant listing ways i'd like to maim the dope.
doris

Caspar goes Casper on us.
v!c
USA

Now see here. I got the @ssne to prove the hours.
v!c
USA

I've been burning holes in the air in a Cessna Sky(not Ass)Master push/pull and examining every manner of jet plane and helicopter the navy and air force could land on the transient ramp in the course of 2 weeks.
v!c
USA

v!c shall I tell you where to stuff your sp!mmy friends or should I leave it to your imagination? I must admit though I missed you.
WiF
USA

Cappy Swineburglar will not be down to rape and murder nuns about to have breakfast, nor will he be passing on any weapons laden pop tarts to Iranian terorists
WiF
USA

Thanks, dirty. I brought my friend Sp!mmy with me.
v!c
USA

Bastards!
Bastard Squad
USA

Whodini vs Cold Crush Brothers. Tough decision.
KOL
USA

Well, that's confidential information there, Salvage. Oh, ok, it means his overdue fines is all cleared up.
GR
USA

utter debacle
say no more
USA

welcome back veek. i can almost hear your IQ skyrocketing back in a blue state. meanwhile, the co-founder of Delta Force says it's all...
dirty

I think I owe a lot of people a lot of money.
v!c <I@back.com>
USA

Well looky here, a Fitzmas update-- "In lengthy interviews over the weekend and on Monday, they said that Special Prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald has started to prepare the paperwork to present to the grand jury seeking an indictment against White House Deputy Chief of Staff Karl Rove or National Security Adviser Stephen Hadley."
WiF
USA

Andy Card forced to walk the plank. Who will be next to be thrown under the bus to keep the murder monkey on his throne... or should I say hiding under it.
WiF
USA

i'm going to pawsox on 6th, y'all are going on 8th. scheduled starter april 7th: david wells.
dirty

we're ready 2! let's rock these mfENers!
E
USA

I am ready for the suggested bill...Let's rock these MF'ER's
Dopey
USA

what does that mean exactly; "his library path is clear"?
Salvage One
USA

LOVIN' rove story even more than downing street memo part deux. self-cannibalization reality TV to follow. except of course on any Fox property.
dirty

Scalia lets the bird fly...
WiF
USA

Looks like Rove is ready to give up everybody else in the White House to protect the murder monkey. time to pick up another Fitzmas tree.
WiF
USA

BATTER BATTER BATTER SAAAAAAAAAWING BATTER SAAAWING
WiF of new meaning to batter up
USA

Johnny Damon's Adjusted Swing:
"As the conversation shifts to after-hours pursuits, Damon adds nonchalantly, -My wife wants us to put a swing in our New York place.' [Jaret] Wright s eyes go wide. An oblivious Yogi wanders by with seconds from the mess table. Damon gives a naughty, kidlike shrug. 'We re married; you have to keep it interesting.'"
At one point he also refers to his wife as a five-tool player.
Lester
USA

robbie keane, thank you.
doris

important
opening day news
USA

Collins played 3 different parts in the original broadcast of War of the Worlds too. Definitely a character actor deserving of uber kudos
WiF
USA

saw citizen kane again last night. why don't more people draw the citizen cheney comparison? seems pretty obvious. oh, and i've probably mentioned this before but (A) ray collins kicks ass in that flick.
doris

my fave part-- "Bush talked about several ways to provoke a confrontation, including a proposal to paint a United States surveillance plane in the colors of the United Nations in hopes of drawing fire, or assassinating Mr. Hussein."
WiF of murder monkey manure
USA

FF's go on first as The V8 Interceptors are playing their final show due to impending overseas deployment. So, hopefully not while people are still eating dinner.
The FF's
USA

Why call him Don when you can call him Nwankwo?
doris

My political prediction of the week - Shit meets fan when the NYT publishes this memo tomorrow.
Lester
USA

FFs time of mounting the stage?
or are FFs a bottom?
USA

FFs @ Jake's this saturday. With V8 Interceptors and Spitzz.
The FF's
USA

Theodore's girlfriend Stephanie Cloutier gave birth to a daughter Wednesday in Montreal.
Av Not

I heard MJ was soon to bald like his father
Just sayin'
USA

political prediction of the week- amnesty/guest worker sh!z blows up the faces of the politicians trying to pander fer hispanic votes.
dubai debacle phase II
USA

So where do I pick up gaffer tape and velcro strips to modify my spiffy Holga camera which is arriving this very day?
WiF
USA

Rumor has it MJ joined Endgen.
KOL
USA

Good Morning to all...looks like spring is finally going to happen!
Chef
USA

Kanu=Too cool to be a Gooner
Digsy
USA

west brom typically gives us fits. kanu dig it.
dirty

Muddy's got his fighting golashas on!
muddy Briefs
USA

These ENgen faggots make Dopey vs Muddy seem like fucking high art. Bring back Dopey vs Muddy & RVG vs Doff, PLEASE before I fuckEN puke...
Fooker
USA

seriously, fucking horrible.
engen sucks
USA

guess they figured out how to use style tags, the fookers....
dirty

Set up a flickr account, now I am gotz to read an instruction manual to scan the NN shots to upload. In the mean time I threw up (secondary meaning intended) a test pattern of sorts to get things started. It's one of them digital bastard versions of Sabbatier. Guess that makes it a Sabastardier.
WiF
USA

passing thought-
ball gags and ENtrails are a well suited match
USA

if your father is bald chances are you will NOT be bald
It's true
USA

baldness comes from the mother's side of the family
Just sayin'
USA

Dear ENDGEN - you talENtless, no guitar playing, rich but broke, always buying weed, but can't afford to pay for your studio, everything you've writtEN so far has been a rip off and you've lost every -no you never had any ability to write your own songs - no wonder your drummer left your band. Get a job you lazy good for nothing trust fund baby, AarEN Lewis looking, soon to be bald like your father, with your faggot ass Crown Victoria. What's a matter, can't you write your own songs for yourself? By the way...with the seeds left over from your weed, grow some fuckEN talENt! I've seen more talENt in a pile of bullshit.Get some rhythm sausage fingers.You sweaty bastard. And it's spelled fuckEN e-n-g-i-n-e! By the way Schecter sucks. Oh yeah, by the way, take out the trash, your room is starting to stink as bad as Rotenoted.
A Real Endgen Hatin' Bastard
USA

yo! Any of you fuckEN bitches want to join a real fuckEN rock bands?
ENDGEN NEEDS A DRUMMER!
USA

yo bitches! what the fuck's fuckEN up with all the gay faggot shit? Ball Gags?! That's a little too in your fuckEN face for evEN ENDGEN!
www.myspace.com/endgen
USA

I got nice teeeeets, see em at the pawsox..
Dexter
Bakefield, USA

Nothing is wrong with that at all.
Chong
USA

So what's wrong with photographing yourself with a ball gag in your mouth?
Col. Klink
USA

The Heep Chop Suey era has begun.
Hong Kong Phooey
USA

Speaking of that crap Greg Kineer vehicle about Bob Crane- if i see one more 'WIGumentary" with some two bit actor portraying some other two bit longpig I'm going to kill myself.
Wiggy
USA

Remember, it's all about the Mackie lines
WiF
USA

Sabbatier is used to imitate solarization. I use Paintshop Pro and they have some other name for their digital equivalent too. But using digital sh!z will never produce the happy accidents that approximating with a wave of a penlight will give you.
WiF
USA

WtF, photoshop calls that 'chisel soft'
dirty

After a while they stop buying the "come up and see my etchings" bit. Now I can ask in mid-lapdance if they're interested in posing for my "Sabbatier layout".
WiFarazzi
USA

We all know what happened to Bob Crane don't we?
GR
USA

I'm thinking WiF has a Bob Crane like interest in photography.
doff
USA

Finally got to work on some of those Neutered Nation pics. Took one shot with a rather frenetic looking dexter and and hit it with a Sabbatier effect, with most awesome results.
WiF of what am sabbatier look like
USA

I'm getting an interview, hahaha.
GR
USA

shwingline?
doris

ohh, and Duante who?
WiF
USA

I did read it, but in this case it's a US Senator saying it in official communication not a pundit stating it. Kinda like having a bishop make fun of the unholy RC church as opposed to me describing myself as a recovering catholic. And leave my.. umm... "stapler" out of this.
WiF my chisel-pointed bostich cub staples
USA

look, WtF, i know you're pissed about daunte. and i know we both spend a lot of time not reading each other's posts. but that's pretty much the same last line as the one i linked earlier in the week. stop playing with your...errrr....stapler.
dirty

Harry Reid gets the snap-o-the-day award... -Frist launched an attack on Harry including, among other things, "that he {Reid}, as leader of Senate Democrats, would not rule out impeaching President Bush over the wiretapping program." Reid's response, from today's "Give 'em hell, Harry" e-mail: "Quite frankly I'd probably rule it out because the only President who could possibly be worse than George Bush would be Dick Cheney."-
WiF
USA

compliment, yes but my rollover disappeared
it t'were
USA

CLASSIC Hoser-ism: "The wheels fell apart," said Brodeur.
doris

Why thank you. So nice to have a compliment in the morning.
GR
USA

"Bush makes me sick."
Lester
USA

I gotta say
librarians rule
USA

One of these days the sp!mbots are going to wise up and start posting random threats and insults instead of compliments. Then the Lurk would be fucked.
Lester
USA

Yeah, I agree with Kuviat (spim rots)
chef
USA

I only go 2 decimal points.
He Who Only Goes 2 Decimal Points
USA

You just said a mouthful.
Monica
USA

penis
penis
penis, penis cock

DDC20 sez...362=social welfare problems & services. Most likely 362.5=problems of and services to the poor with a note at 362.583=direct relief. BUT, there is also 363.5 which has to do with housing so maybe more likely 363.59694=housing of socially disadvantaged persons since the dude is living at the library
GR
USA

this might help explain too
WiF of lurks gone by
USA

lurk rewind--
so many christians, so few lions
USA

wha?!
i don'geddit
USA

bush's pals are all such tolerant folk..... "We will call on the people to pull him into pieces so there's nothing left." I guess it might make up for the lion shortage at the xtian theme park
WiF
USA

it's not the disney channel?
blank
USA

Two guesses what channel Darth Cheney's rider demands all TVs be tuned to.
WiF
USA

362 = Social welfare problems & services
doohickey dizzymall
USA

te dewey # for "homeless guy" - 362.?
chong's haro freestyle
USA

Run Ronnie Run by mr show is the funniest movie evah
muddy Briefs
USA

I don't know. It's really just a quote from Mr. Show, the finest television programme ever.
KOL
USA

Look at the peek at RI politics the national audience is getting to see.
WiF
USA

Landing in the fellatio garden.
muddy Briefs
USA

If falling out of an airplane and landing on two fucking elephants isn't "living" enough for Muddy, I don't know what would be.....
Chong
USA

Just hit the Pawsox box office for another ticket and got one right with the rest of the seats. Iffen anybody is intersted they said there was one more adjacent single seat left. Ask for-- location- green, section- 14, row- H, seat 18
WiF
USA

Yeha ah Milton ah we're goona have to go and move you to ah the boiler room so if you ah could go and do that that would be ah great.
Bob
USA

Kol did the guy live?
muddy Briefs
USA

I'm waiting for some big, creepy move from Charlie. You know he's going to do something incredibly stupid soon.
Lester
USA

Don't understand my co-worker's desire to do harm to Ana Lucia. Obviously she and Sayid are just a matter of time. Jin or Charlie = next to die.
doris

I hate to admit it, but Milton is right. My swingline stapler does work better.
WiF
USA

Someday I'll make it big in the rock world. But right now I can't even take my scheduled time off. And I'm the one what wrote the schedule. How 'bout dat? And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...
Milton
USA

good stuff: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jane-smiley/notes-for-converts_b_17662.html
doris

"Who needs a glove ? I'll use an empty beer cup !".... dare I ask what that's referring to?
WiF
USA

You got junk on your trunk.
Horton

You guys are not going to believe this videotape I just got! It's a guy, who falls out of an airplane, and lands on two elephants WHO ARE FUCKING!
KOL
USA

Pete Burr in the walk-in with a head of lettuce...
Lord Bladderton
USA

"Separated by Motorways" by the Long Blondes is the best song I ever heard today. (Note to GR:)
ed
USA

QOC, in the beer line, with the pipe wrench.
Col. Mustard
USA

Who needs a glove ? I'll use an empty beer cup ! Electric warrior not only rocks, but was my 1st eva album ! Wow, I'm old ! Ask cheffy about his cell fone.
Dexter
Bakefield, USA

So jealous of new round TV. That shit is HOTT
Chong
USA

what am I still doing here?
WiF
USA

Well doris, it's not really a foam finger. . .
Lester
USA

362 thereabouts or in the bathroom more likely
GR
USA

i can't hear any songs with this lovely foam finger stuck in here with my head.
doris

"Don't Be Afraid, the Clown's Afraid Too" by Charles Mingus is the best song I ever heard today
WiF
USA

"Sha-Na-Na" by The Dead Milkmen is the best song I ever heard today.
Lester
USA

"Monolith" by T. Rex is the best song I ever heard today.
KOL
USA

"Monolith" by T. Rex is the best song I ever heard today.
KOL
USA

If you're in a hole, might as well keep digging.
Lester
USA

what's the Dewey number for "homeless dude"?
WiF
USA

Just found out some guy has apparently been living in the library since at least January. Not my library, just the one I'm at now! Guess there are some mighty fine hiding places around this old house. Can anyone say motion detector?
GR
USA

not sure whether "striped shirt" or "taint" post is funnier but that site has good stuff.
doris

self-cleaning and oh so absorbent.
doris

not-chong
chong
USA

Phat-Phree website=FUNNY
Chong
USA

I'm saying it's doris in the ass, thouroughly and lovingly with a PawSox #1 foam finger
Yup
USA

Oh look, another 20% "discrepancy". How CONvenient
WiF
USA

Oh look, a voting machine that only counts republican votes. How convenient
WiF
USA

I found don's other website.
Lester
USA

ahhh... nothing like a round of insulting violent snaps to wake up this here lurk
WiF
USA

I vote WiF in the parking lot before the game even starts. Not with a ball, not with two balls, but with a ball-peen hammer. Over and over again.
Lester
USA

I got ed in the bottom of the 11th. Not his head, nor his chin, just his eye socket. Over and over again.
Dustin Pedroia
USA

I got WiF in top of sixth. Not his head stoved in, just his chin. And with two balls. Over and over.
Joe & Jerry

Pawsox tix arrived yesterday. Location- green, Section 14, Rows G & H. Bring your gloves, it looks like ideal foul ball territory. Should we start the pool on which lurker gets head stoved in by a ball? I got Lester in the bottom of the 4th in mid-rant about sports talk radio.
WiF my seat...ing plan
USA

What's point of only checking off the first box?
"Going to a bar is not an opportunity to go get drunk," TABC Capt. David Alexander said. "It's to have a good time but not to get drunk."
Lester
USA

the only kind of 24 hour operation they should be running involves a slurpee machine
WiF
USA

WtF, you warned us. WAH = inept fucking clowns.
doris

"Stop being unfunny. That's MY job."... now THAT'S funny... oops, I mean that's very very unfunny
WiF
USA

The greatest radio program in the history of frequency modulation makes a mighty return to the airwaves this Friday night, March 24th on 90.3 WRIU. From 1992 to 1998 Shindig Punk Rock radio revolutionized the art of broadcasting by delivering a consistantly solid 1-2 punch of stupid records and inane self serving banter. Whether your interests lay in the realm of lame inside jokes, mediocre music by bands you've never heard of, 2nd rate Bill Cosby impersonators, or listener calls from angry straight edge guys, Shindig had something for you. A generation of Punk Rockers had their lives changed each and every week as we delivered the motherload of music and entertainment using our patented "push" technology. 8 years in the making, the return of Shindig has caused the public to erupt in gails of laughter and torrents of tears. The mere mention of the name causes knees to tremble. This Friday night at midnight trousers will tighten and panties will moisten across the greater Southern New England region as Kevin, Liam, and Borges return to the airwaves for a single earth shattering performance. It will change you. Shindig Punk Rock Radio Reunion Show Friday Night, March 24th 90.3 WRIU, Kingston Listen online at http://www.wriu.org
Leeron
USA

Please. You are probably not really affilliated with the band Endgen in any way, but in the event you are, your band is not ready for their Monday night 5-high-school-band-bill-at-the Living-Room debut.
Sneak
USA

Hey ENgen. Enough is enough. Stop being unfunny. That's MY job.
Chong
USA

and if we hear you say we did agEN - - - we'll get in your fuckEN face! Bitches! www.myspace.com/endgen Flavur Flaaaaav!
Just so you're knowEN
USA

Just to clear a point: ENDGEN does not attend other band's shows. ENDGEN did not, would not attend FF show. Too gay.
fashEN failures
USA

In me we trust?
Bill

The Patriots have made a horrible miscalculation. So long Adam, a true champion from head to toe.
ed (on suicide watch)
USA

Guys show up in NOLA and claim to be Fox reporters- that was a lie. Then they changed their story- "You know, we really weren't with Fox. We're government, Secret Service men." Guess what, that was a lie and a federal crime. So what does the murder monkey do? Try nothing. Remember lurkers there is no law for the murder monkey and his minions, even when it's a threat to national security.
WiF
USA

Wild turkeys ain't nearly as scary as Rizzz
WiF
USA

MIDDLETOWN -- A wild turkey roaming in a flock yesterday afternoon struck back when a car owner tried shooing it away. A 50-year-old man told the police that he was sitting in his car on Russett Road near Bartlett Road when a group of large, wild turkeys approached his car. When one of the turkeys climbed onto the driver's side door, the man opened the door to scare it away, and the turkey kicked his leg. The incident prompted the police to warn residents that wild turkeys can be aggressive.
doris

Well she may not be his wife, but lQQK AT THOSE JUMBLIES!
Chong
USA

Bronson Arroyo is a real rocker as evidenced by these photos. And that ain't his wife he's pictured with.
Lester
USA

How does GR get into these situations?
debrided doff
USA

"Listening to a lot of Sisters of Mercy doesn't exactly cheer you up."
Lester
USA

FEAR THE BREWERS!!
Lester
USA

Add to the fact that said dog kinda sucks and I don't really trust him.
KOL
USA

Yeah, pup must be sedated, debrided, and sutured. And this time, my dogs had NOTHING to do with it. Usually it's old Z who ends up in the hospital when I'm dog-sitting.
GR
USA

lester sucks.
brewers fan

doris sucks
sports
USA

soriano makes >61K PER GAME. dick is right. sports suck.
doris

Hey spaz(tfk) that's what happens when you trade for the second baseman with the second worst fielding per. in 50 years(.971) who will also swing at anything!
muddy Briefs
USA

Well TFK, you could always travel up to Baltimore to see a decent team...
Lester
USA

Sox get a quality guy like Willy Mo, and the Nasty Nats are having problems with Sorry-ano. Man, I picked a bad time to move down South...
TFK
Washington, DC USA

There is only one real rocker who has time for sports.
Lester
USA

And for those who missed today's murder monkey press conference, I believe this pic sums up the tone of the meeting of media and maniacal monkey.
WiF
USA

only term I can think of that is possibly more ridiculous than "real rocker"
is real lurker
USA

Because of this book that just got released, bush was asked yesterday about whether he believed the middle east situation was a sign of the end times. I've never seen bush take longer to form his first semi-coherent word (and that's saying something). It was almost a full half minute of various errs, umms, uhs, mistarts and unidentifiable gurgling semisyllables before he blustered that he'd never thought about it before. Which of course is a complete lie.... "Prophetic Christians, Phillips writes, often shape their view of politics and the world around signs that charlatan biblical scholars have identified as predictors of the apocalypse among them a war in Iraq, the Jewish settlement of the whole of biblical Israel, even the rise of terrorism. He convincingly demonstrates that the Bush administration has calculatedly reached out to such believers and encouraged them to see the president's policies as a response to premillennialist thought. He also suggests that the president and other members of his administration may actually believe these things themselves, that religious belief is the basis of policy, not just a tactic for selling it to the public."
WiF
USA

speaking of, today's evidently Warwick Animal Hosp Part II, dingdingdinggggg. Real rockers never use the term "real rockers".
doris

I'm too busy taking other people's dogs to the vet.
GR
USA

I'm too busy hanging out with Burt.
Chong
USA

Yeah, and real rockers don't have time for computers either. That's why we hardly see Chong around here anymore.
Lester
USA

Let's face it folks, real rockers don't have time for sports...
Dick
USA

could be, ed, could be...
dirty

Juan Gone is completely washed up. Don't know why Sox deemed it important to sign him. He was almost certainly on steroids back then. Wile E. Coyote Pena-Colada will hit 20 home runs with 150 strikeouts. He's there in case Manny goes MIA for a weekend. Then Went Bronson.
ed
USA

I don't think Lester should be using banana implants in imitation of my manly hirsuteness
WiF
USA

Let's dump Trot! Who needs a 4 mil player who can't play half the time?
muddy Briefs
USA

I don't think WiF should be making fun of anyone else's hirsuteness.
Lester
USA

naw they'll be fine. some good young'uns. but does Juan Gone + Wily Mo Penis = Trot elsewhere. thinkin' yes.
dirty

I thought that was Lester with two bananas sticking out of his nose
WiF
USA

Cap'n Crunch, concerned about recent hits to his 401(k) portfolio, moonlights as a Triple-A mascot.
doris

I gonna drown that bitch doris in my giant beer stein. . .
Bernie Brewer
USA

Why's it so cold thEN(GEN)?
Gary L@y-@ss

Know what the Red Sox don't need?
doris

it's official, as of 1:19 spring has sprung
WiF my vernal equinox
USA

And if it's been a while, I'd suggest checking out all the updates on the FSM site
WiF
USA

Methinks doff's assessment of Kirk be more than passing accurate. He is in serious need of being touched by the noodly appendage. Chack out the latest spotting of the FSM.
WiF
USA

KNow what the Red Sox need? More guys with names like "Willy Mo", less guys with names like "Bronson".
Lester
USA

anybody care for a leg-o-lamb? How about 6?
WiF apple sauce on the side
USA

Everyone knows Doff is a Scientologist. Hail Xenu!
Sneak
USA

Here is wot I learned while being completely consumed by meat this past week: Kirk Cameron is a clearly insane person.
doff
USA

Wembley fall down go boom
roofus doofus
USA

ole lady Schroeder caught in the act
WiF
USA

Thanks to Chong and EndGen for coming out to the show saturday.
KOL
USA

will do. Oh and I'm sticking it out with the book. it's getting worse. reading about someone else doing drugs and having emotions that are constantly compared to albums or songs or whatever does not hold my interest. I'll file my report later. almost done.
Chong
USA

That sp!m is awfully mean. Chong, let your Short Drop friend know that his library path is clear.
GR
USA

mr kondeputi - you have to lick out the mint from between the rolls. double the pleasure.
jelly roll
wiseguys, NY USA

oh joy, ENtrails and sp!m for breakfast
WiF
USA

Could someone please pass the double mint jelly roll?
Mr. Kandeputi
Lake Placid, NY USA

Pensacolee=shit's shithole
my condolences
USA

It's v!c. In Pensacolee. Nary a more barren desert if ever there t'were. Don/MJ, the check is in the mail, sorry for delay.
v!c <kill@me.com>
USA

I was in a huge fuckin band called My Better Half and I hear this KOL givvin some some sort of guitar clinic.Where is it guitar center, are you going to show people more black sabbath riffs... shot me now!!!! Mt Better Half was in your FuckEN ASS?
Dougy micropENis
USA

I did mean Decisive, bullet five being most appropriate. Thanks, ML Definitions of decisive on the Web: determining or having the power to determine an outcome; "cast the decisive vote"; "two factors had a decisive influence" unmistakable; "had a decisive lead in the polls" characterized by decision and firmness; "an able an decisive young woman"; "we needed decisive leadership"; "she gave him a decisive answer" critical: forming or having the nature of a turning point or crisis; "a critical point in the campaign"; "the critical test"
ML
USA

Did you mean divisive?
GR
USA

Note to BSTC, Please bring back the decisive and interesting rants of RVG Rock and his twisted charge Dopey Lopes...They were in fact interesting.
Mysterious Lurker
USA

wow, you made a rhyme. impressive. hey i need a ruling on habs talk protocol. are you no longer habs fans? avs fans? habs fans still in shock who don't wanna talk aboot it? dog knows my team ain't exactly worthy of conversation. TAM/MON/BUF/OTT/CAR in eastern conference finals?
doris

Yo! i thought there was some cool fuckEN bitches on this fuckEN lurk shit like all in your fuckEN face and shit. Y'all just need to accept the fuckEN facts: ENDGEN is takEN over and if y'all can't hang thEN y'all ain't nothEN but some gay faggots - doris the clitoris! Yeeah motherfuckEN bitches! www.myspace.com/endgen
ENDGEN are in your fuckEN faces!
USA

Yo bitches I be fuckEN back! If you is havEN a Rock Royalty Review you just fuckEN know that ENDGEN will be there like fuckEN Napolian to get in your royal fuckEN faces and knock you off the fuckEN throne! If y'all are royal, thEN we're ENperial motherfuckEN bitches! You just got rocked by
motherfuckEN ENDGEN! bitches
USA

Their research is wrong. My birthday #1 was "At the Hop" by Danny & the Juniors, not "Don't" by Elvis. I have a copy of the Hot 100 somewhere around here.
ed
USA

Paul's got yer tattoos right here in Edinburgh.
Wretched Simmons
USA

I think I'll have a little candy and a soda to wash it down.
chef
USA

the OTHER bracketology- aka. murder monkey march madness
WiF
USA

Hey, what's that sound? Why I do believe it's the checkboxes calling me with their foamy frosted siren song.
WiF
USA

MJ birth song has to be Ooga Chaka... the original version. And I do mean the ORIGINAL version.
WiF
USA

hey where the eff IS joe? we need spiritual support.
doris

Gregorian Monkees? I'll SUE!
Davey Jones

Las Vegas has even money on MJ's birth song being sung by either Gregorian monks. Beowulf's bard currently listed at 4-1 odds.
Capuchin Crunch

rag doll by the four seasons. oy. should've lied.
doris

I know it's a free show but can I get on the guestlist anyway? I'm always on the guestlist. It's how I roll.
Chong
USA

9:15ish. but the advanced studies will be starting sometime around 1030 - 10:45 I think.
KOL
USA

I got a severe case of heavy head.
sheriff of nodding-ham
USA

What time is guitar school starting KOL?
Chong
USA

Hooray, the sp!m is back!!!
Lester
USA

Eight days a week by some band. Must have been a one-hit-wonder.
GR
USA

Ya got me there Lester. I'd pay to see your feeble attempt at stoving my noggin in.
WiF
USA

"Blue Moon" by The Marcels, I can live with that
WiF
USA

And chef has his own run-in with the law.
Lester
USA

Mean Joe takes down robbery suspect.
Lester
USA

what song was at the top of the charts on the day you were born? http://www.joshhosler.biz/NumberOneInHistory/SelectMonth.htm
doris

Hope about "pick 3 out of ten people you want to stove Wif's head in with a barstool at the Bar That Fun Hath Forsaken"?
Lester
USA

Here at Stepford Mort. Co. there has been some serious executive manuevering going on and there's a more than passing chance that that's a sign of impending longpig removals. As long as we get a severance package it'll be fine by me.
WiF
USA

lurk survey- given a choice of 3 out of 10 anythings, how many would include Lester in the 3 you chose?
WiF
USA

Lucky Lester! 2 thins I don't care about today: NCAA tournament (I'm a short french canadian for chrissakes) and saint patrick's day (again, french canadian and too many amateurs)
KOL
USA

The St. Patrick's Day Massacre has just occured at Meatville Mortgage Corp. From 10 employees to three. Thankfully, I'm one of the three.
Lester
USA

Strike 3 for Denny's. As if the food wasn't enough to keep you away.
WiF
USA

I think Tucker used that line on everyone over the age of 30.
GR
USA

500 helicopters + a couple thousand troops + 2 full days of murder monkey propaganda machine spin = a few guns + 30 "suspects" (otherwise known as farmers). Think it would be safe to say the junta is desperately seeking distraction from their poll numbers?
WiF
USA

More good news for the US Military.
Lester
USA

Truth Doris...thanks ed for keeping us all current...and Dopey, thanks for the kind words...and Muddy, you suck, I'll fight ya (no seriously, thanks for the string advise, I'm gettin' me some o'dem Ernie B's)
chef
USA

not true ed. you still spin and thus edu-ma-cate the masses while entertaining them.
doris

Hey, at least you guys have some discernable musical talent. Nobody is more washed up than I am.
ed
USA

Dopey I've been on the rag for days and trying desperately to start an intranet verbal brawl and noone is willing to accomadate me. Sadly I don't even have a band to partake in said battle royale. Would you please tell RobG I said something rude about his benefit so we can get some repartee goin' here?
muddy Briefs
USA

I miss D. Boon like it was yesterday. Only problem with the movie, was it was real, the ending is always the same. Love what you have, and enjoy it all, is all I can say.........
Dexter
Bakefield, USA

Let's face it, with the possible exception of Muddy, Gail, and Chef, we are all largely "washed up" as far as this business goes. I don't make my living from ROCK, and I'm sure few if any of you do. Let's do a show that is the "Battle Royale of the RI Rock Royalty" and feature Dopey, Gail (with Sizz or whatever she chooses), Muddy, Nation, Sully Sulls, The FF's, and maybe others...Venue TBA, Date, May 06... Any of you BIG TALKERS interested?? Rock on... Kimfer
Dopey
USA

GR, you should see my band play. People dance and sing along and stuff. It's okay I guess
Chong Lee
USA

Hey GR, I was standing next to Tucker when he made that comment...how did I not see you?
chef
USA

and HAPPY BIRTHDAY JERRY LEWIS!
Lester
USA

And may I add that although the dinner was delicious, the breath and gas have been horrendous. But I do recommend you all try Tyler and Allison's Taqueria Pacifica at @ss220.
GR
USA

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GR!
Sneak
USA

It was pretty good, Doris. Tucker asked if I was re-living my childhood. I said no 'cause I wasn't there to begin with! When you're not allowed out of the house after 9:30 pm until after age 21, you miss a lot. And I was not yet 21 when D.Boon died. But I do remember the days when people would actually dance at a show, not just stand with their arms folded.
GR
USA

don't mind thinking about it at all if it gets your fellow critter better treatment.
WiF
USA

doosh paroled evidently. sorry for dragging lurk through mammary lane...
dirty

doris, I couldn't believe it myself when it happened, but at least 3 vets and 4 or 5 other staff members checked Smoky out and not one of them came up with the answer I found in less than half an hour to match his symptoms. "Clinical signs: Signs of vestibular disease include ataxia, head tilt, and abnormal nystagmus. A wide-based stance and swaying of the head and trunk characterize ataxia. The patient may tend to lean and fall to one side. In severe cases, the animal may continuously roll to one side." Smoky was flipping like a flag on a pole. When the symptoms are in the milder range it can be a bunch of things but when it's this extreme and clears up on its own this is the only thing I could find that the symptoms match. Oh, and there was just a mere 549,000 hits on that search.
WiF
USA

That was I, hiding in the back singing along with the Minutemen. I thought it was great! it brought me back to a different time. It was a blast to hang out with Mark Stone and Dave Achenback, rememberin'.
chef
USA

WtF, regarding WAH, wtf.
doris

Buca = dog-like cat
doris

Smoky =
dog
USA

One last thing - FF's playing the 5-9 annual party in June @ AS220. Big World playing, too. More TBA.
KOL
USA

are these dogs you're talking about or cats?
just came in
USA

And smoky lasted 2 more years after that
WiF
USA

The WAH initial diagnosis left me a choice between about $1K worth of tests with a possible another $3-5K in operations that might or might not help. At the point I said, I couldn't afford it and I was just going to put him down the staff disappeared for 20 minutes and came back saying they might be wrong and maybe they could try some cheaper tests. At that point I smelled something funky in their turnaround and took Smoky home. Took me a grand total of 20-25 minutes online the next day to determine Smoky had vestibular disease for which vets have absolutely zero ways to make a buck on. It either gets better or gets worse and there is no treatment.
WiF
USA

It's NOT Middleblob...?
Mapquest
USA

thx for the heads-up WtF. better half is currently dealing with them but parole is expected today. was supposed to be yesterday. if it becomes tomorrow, they'll get a visit from me, but if i beef now, nat will get too rattled. she's already rattled. once the little doosh is free all bets are off regarding niceties.
dirty

i guess it's not technically 'loitering' in the men's room if you spend the entire time there (with bob and neil).
doris

During my meat duties, I just typed an address as being in "Middleblob, RI." Benny has offically corrupted me.
Lester
USA

Salada pi!
muddy Briefs
USA

Hey Dopey I was checkin' out your web sight and it says you played with the Neighborhoods. Did you play guitar when Minehan had his back turned? Please explain.
muddy Briefs
USA

Did any one see Korea vs. Japan? Korea has a player named Bum Ho Lee. That's right he is an o away from being Bum Holeeo!
muddy Briefs
USA

actually KOL i'm not gonna pick on you today but these guys are starting to grow on me.
muddy Brengen
USA

Hey Endgen, they can just block the ip addresses you post from, so you might want to knock it off. Nobody aside from you is amused.
KOL
USA

yo bitches! doris if you is serious about having a brawl between bands, add us to that bill. we will fuckEN bring them in and we will be in everyone's fuckEN face! plus we love to fuckEN battle! if we don't win by rockEN, we win by kickEN the other band's faggot asses. just don't do it in tat AS two twENty place. i heared there a bunch of faggots en there! and big ups to thatW!F guy. we count holes in ceiling tiles too, whenever we "GET HIGH TO GET BY!" www.myspace.com/endgen
fashEN failures
USA

And for the clueless
derivative defined
USA

Spent the last 2 days updating suicide scrapbook and bewaring the Ides of March. dirty, that Warwick animal hospital nearly shortened Smoky's life by blatant lying for profit. doff, recognizing the Mary Tyler Moore font is probably more embarrassing than wearing it. And I'd ask WtF is with the ENtrails but I'm way more interested in knowing how many holes are in the ceiling tile above me, WAY more.
WiF
USA

I saw Dex loitering in the mens room after the movie.
KOL
USA

(sorry, just saw the brief King Of minutemen review....)
dirty

dex may have gone, he was talkin' like it. how was it GR?
doris

Not to sound as mean as Muddy Briefs but come on, it's just the minutemen.
Fringy Laquaintance
USA