LURK

*The Killer Dynamo*
USA - Tuesday, November 29, 2005 at 18:39:01 (EST)

Hehehehe..."Imagine Bono found his Yoko Ono, and she was a humpback whale. And the whale said, "Remember that thing called pop? Forget it. You are among the whales now. Join us." And all the pomposity that Bono had stored in his heart came pouring out in a muddy sonic parade of aquatic nymphs with neurological disorders playing miniature pianos and pan flutes. And the nymphs found Thom Yorke, who anointed them gods, and tricked the whole iPod generation. This album is boring."
GR
USA - Tuesday, November 29, 2005 at 18:29:58 (EST)

did you say Detergents?
WiF of overextended spin cycle
USA - Tuesday, November 29, 2005 at 16:54:14 (EST)

How about "detergent"?
v!c
USA - Tuesday, November 29, 2005 at 16:42:36 (EST)

define insurgent
dumbsfeld needs a dictionary for xmas
USA - Tuesday, November 29, 2005 at 16:14:20 (EST)

Hey, can I be on the guest list for the Area shew even if I'm not going? Just trying to up my popularity factor. Thanks!
*The Killer Dynamo*
USA - Tuesday, November 29, 2005 at 16:13:13 (EST)

hmmm.... NGF, I believe that should be NOB Growth Factor
WiF my growing molecule
USA - Tuesday, November 29, 2005 at 16:10:59 (EST)

oops
boss interuptus led to double postus
USA - Tuesday, November 29, 2005 at 14:58:42 (EST)

how bout sum ground steak?

USA - Tuesday, November 29, 2005 at 14:57:58 (EST)

how bout sum ground steak?

USA - Tuesday, November 29, 2005 at 14:52:12 (EST)

I could use a good steak.
v!c
USA - Tuesday, November 29, 2005 at 14:00:17 (EST)

Hey, did you all hear that the Nation is playing at the Area this friday...there may be other bands, but I'm not sure...just come early in case we go on when WE WANT not when the MEAT wants us!
chef
USA - Tuesday, November 29, 2005 at 13:04:36 (EST)

Chef, for the love of dog please stop mentioning the other groups on your bill like they might make the difference in luring out us internet shut ins!
lurk Mcguirk
USA - Tuesday, November 29, 2005 at 12:55:06 (EST)

Yes KOL, tell us about the FF show...too bad I'll be at The Nation/Dopey/SL show at Area on the same night...
chef
USA - Tuesday, November 29, 2005 at 12:24:28 (EST)

speaking of illiterate screeching monkeys...

USA - Tuesday, November 29, 2005 at 12:11:07 (EST)

I don't have the time now so please remind me to tell you later how much i hate you all.
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, November 29, 2005 at 11:53:03 (EST)

Actual quote: BURNS This is a thousand monkeys working at a thousand typewriters. Soon, they'll have written the greatest novel known to mankind. (reads one of the typewriters) "It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times"?! you stupid monkey! (monkey screeches) Oh, shut up.
v!c
USA - Tuesday, November 29, 2005 at 11:17:19 (EST)

I am Henry the Red. Duke of Shale, Lord of the Northlands and leader of its peoples
Duke Henry
USA - Tuesday, November 29, 2005 at 11:08:27 (EST)

I said...
blurst
USA - Tuesday, November 29, 2005 at 11:05:37 (EST)

definitely blurst of times

USA - Tuesday, November 29, 2005 at 11:02:37 (EST)

but the Townies still kicked the lala boys azzes in the parking lot
WiF
USA - Tuesday, November 29, 2005 at 10:52:42 (EST)

Should I tell you all about the Fashion Failures/The Fuzz show this friday @ Redrum in Olneyville?
KOL®
USA - Tuesday, November 29, 2005 at 10:51:06 (EST)

...now that the annual football game at Pierce Field ended as it usually does....

- Tuesday, November 29, 2005 at 10:30:01 (EST)

well i certainly don't have a team to root FOR, do i?
doris
- Tuesday, November 29, 2005 at 10:28:09 (EST)

okay, continue with the insults.
Doris Loves José
USA - Tuesday, November 29, 2005 at 10:26:59 (EST)

I know it's Dickens dickenshead. I'm just quoting Montgomery Burns, ok?
v!c
USA - Tuesday, November 29, 2005 at 10:12:18 (EST)

"Iron crotch" style might even challenge chong's ninja skills...
"In lace-up leather boots and a black tank top, the 50-year-old tied a strip of blue fabric around the base of his penis and testicles and tugged to make sure it was on tight. An assistant kicked him hard between the legs before he lashed himself to the vehicle."
WiF
USA - Tuesday, November 29, 2005 at 10:07:52 (EST)

ok i'm playing theodorable tonight @ twottawa. if he sucks you die. all of you.
doris
- Tuesday, November 29, 2005 at 09:48:05 (EST)

note to v!c- best, blurst am Dickens not the bard
all that slithers is not mold
USA - Tuesday, November 29, 2005 at 09:39:03 (EST)

Hey ed. stay far away from me. you are creepy to the max.
Chong Lee
USA - Tuesday, November 29, 2005 at 08:24:55 (EST)

Girl with the tampon string has a very nice butt.
ed
USA - Monday, November 28, 2005 at 19:14:00 (EST)

"It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times..." Damn you monkeys!
v!c
USA - Monday, November 28, 2005 at 16:57:56 (EST)

Passing thought- there is more evidence of the existence of Santa Claus than there is for any one of us.
sum invisible sort
USA - Monday, November 28, 2005 at 16:55:21 (EST)

So how long do you figger till the spaminators recreate the full works of Shakespeare?
WiF
USA - Monday, November 28, 2005 at 16:34:19 (EST)

RobG is a poseur and a mean person!
lurk Mcguirk
USA - Monday, November 28, 2005 at 15:51:42 (EST)

Yes. Yes, it does.
v!c
USA - Monday, November 28, 2005 at 14:19:09 (EST)

Does the word cigrit mean anything to you vic?
Onionhead
USA - Monday, November 28, 2005 at 14:13:41 (EST)

Who's the onionhead Onion is with?
v!c
USA - Monday, November 28, 2005 at 13:57:54 (EST)

Yes, gig played with 102-103 (est.) temperature. Still not right in the head. WHAT RENT CHECK?!
v!c
USA - Monday, November 28, 2005 at 12:59:07 (EST)

new definitions-
Urethra- a soul singer who pees constantly
Cursory- a school for teaching the young how to swear
WiF
USA - Monday, November 28, 2005 at 11:42:17 (EST)

Sour Pickle Time!
Sauregurkenzeit
USA - Monday, November 28, 2005 at 11:30:35 (EST)

The court literally reacts to murder monkey appointments
WiF my crumbling facade
USA - Monday, November 28, 2005 at 11:00:18 (EST)

catching a buzz at the beach
insert insert here
USA - Monday, November 28, 2005 at 10:56:53 (EST)

from the noiseboard: "no but a tampon can get you really fucking drunk!!!
soak a tampon in beer (must be something low proof or else you can get really sick) or similar and insert in your butt...

seriously great buzz!!!!

+ no smell on your breath...i bet you could beat a breathalyzer?"
The People
USA - Monday, November 28, 2005 at 10:39:23 (EST)

Small but still so very wee Onion with her part time gal pal Pete D. Aka: so and so from the Rocket days.
Daily Mirror
USA - Monday, November 28, 2005 at 10:15:55 (EST)

Could somebody please bring me a bullet? Cubicle life is hell. a very bland, boring hell. With bland, boring coworkers who want to talk about stupid shit constantly and I can no longer accomodate their vapid small talk retardation. My cube walls are the same color as the carpet. Nice touch.
Sneak
USA - Monday, November 28, 2005 at 09:39:16 (EST)

Oh baby Onion!
Saddy Dumpington
USA - Monday, November 28, 2005 at 09:29:21 (EST)

Could someone please bring me some tea? Thanks.
GR
USA - Monday, November 28, 2005 at 09:28:34 (EST)

umm.... explanation as to front page?
WiF
USA - Monday, November 28, 2005 at 09:09:06 (EST)

- Monday, November 28, 2005 at 07:46:48 (EST)

If Dopey says so than it is so. They just don't have Friday listed at all so at least they didn't double book (which I've heard they do). So listen, taffy pulling at my house, eh?
MJ®
USA - Sunday, November 27, 2005 at 21:05:32 (EST)

I think we're playing at Area !?! Dopey says so, and I trust Dopey...don't you?
chef
USA - Sunday, November 27, 2005 at 20:50:35 (EST)

I'm just going to come right out and say it: Mark Harmon has the worst haircut on television.
MJ®
USA - Sunday, November 27, 2005 at 20:32:08 (EST)

Chef, how come the Nation's not listed in the Phoenix ad for the Area? Don't worry though, they list the Rogers High 20th reunion bash and FRED ABONG OF BELLY the next night...
MJ®
USA - Sunday, November 27, 2005 at 20:31:10 (EST)

That creature has the face of Muddy, the thorax of Don and the legs of Chef. What is it?
MJ®
USA - Sunday, November 27, 2005 at 20:29:00 (EST)

Um, what?

*The Killer Dynamo*
USA - Sunday, November 27, 2005 at 11:50:01 (EST)

Is that the Mighty Mighty Pete D.!?!
chef
USA - Sunday, November 27, 2005 at 10:59:38 (EST)

No KOLs band plays next friday.
Button Fly Jeans Dio
USA - Saturday, November 26, 2005 at 19:13:33 (EST)

Oh and MJ. I am too strainght. Ooops. i can't even spell it right.
Chong.
USA - Saturday, November 26, 2005 at 17:40:40 (EST)

Is KOL's band playing anywhere tonight?
Chong
USA - Saturday, November 26, 2005 at 17:39:41 (EST)

Tonight on Citibeat - Gary Glitter is executed by firing squad - Live!
ed
USA - Saturday, November 26, 2005 at 15:56:54 (EST)

chef, the plaid is all your's next Friday. No waiver needed.
MJ®
USA - Saturday, November 26, 2005 at 11:37:44 (EST)

What kind of lame ass runor is that? Jesus christ the day I get married is the day Chong proves to the world he's straight
MJ®
USA - Saturday, November 26, 2005 at 11:36:04 (EST)

Mr. MacGowan, Finer, Hunt, Woods, Stacey, Fernley, Rankin, and Chevron known as The Pogues will be on the east coast of America in March. They are due at the Orpheum on 3/14. Probably the best show all fucking year.
Luke Kelly
USA - Saturday, November 26, 2005 at 02:18:44 (EST)

Sure, and the next thing you'll tell me is that these products are not real!

The most important tool you need in life to succeed is discipline. Without discipline and structure, a child may become susceptible to liking rock and roll, doing drugs, or in an extreme case believing in liberalism. Americans need a way to revive the original parent/child structure. Unfortunately in the new world of fear and terror, we cannot do this through violence as parents of the past did. Parents are busier than ever, leaving no time to supervise the children. The smart and educated parents of the world realize that it is not healthy for their children to grow up in a world of fantasy with the television, video games and internet.
GR
USA - Friday, November 25, 2005 at 16:38:42 (EST)

The Fonz dispensing genital knowledge
"Penis is what boys have down in front
Penis is the word though it seems blunt
All boys have a penis
So now matter what you've heard
Remember that penis is the proper word
Vulva is what girls have down below..
WiF
USA - Friday, November 25, 2005 at 16:20:23 (EST)

Too bad the USS Missouri was decomissioned 3 years earlier. But it is a funny story.
WiF of debottom debunk
USA - Friday, November 25, 2005 at 15:28:57 (EST)

There be some Kills fans here, ain't it? You can check out some live stuff here. But be forewarned the first half of the show is a Jewel set. So skip the first half hour to save yourself the nightmares.
WiF
USA - Friday, November 25, 2005 at 15:23:56 (EST)

"Reportedly a transcript of a radio conversation between a US naval ship & Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland, release Oct. 1995. Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision. Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision. Americans: This is a captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert your course. Canadians: No, I say again, divert your course. Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS MISSOURI. WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP OF THE US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW. Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call."
GR
USA - Friday, November 25, 2005 at 15:22:39 (EST)

time to start the peace negotiations with the ETs
WiF
USA - Friday, November 25, 2005 at 14:50:08 (EST)

I have nought a penny nor $8 million to spend
thus am in full compliance for day's non-activity
USA - Friday, November 25, 2005 at 12:53:22 (EST)

I'll not buy anything today--I'm at work as usual.
GR
USA - Friday, November 25, 2005 at 12:48:26 (EST)

Glen Matlock gives sum former lackey the punk seal of approval
Green Day Story
USA - Friday, November 25, 2005 at 12:32:08 (EST)

I'll be sporting my Mr. Miagi headband and my punky leather jacket stylishly tucked into my underwear.
Mr. Don
USA - Friday, November 25, 2005 at 10:52:51 (EST)

Glitter nabbed
firing squad in his future
USA - Friday, November 25, 2005 at 10:33:23 (EST)

Well, I'm happy for Edith's butt then!
chef
USA - Friday, November 25, 2005 at 10:14:54 (EST)

The only thing MJ® am married to is changing Edith's diapers.
don
USA - Friday, November 25, 2005 at 09:55:45 (EST)

Wax Off*

USA - Friday, November 25, 2005 at 09:54:00 (EST)

There will be no waxing on or waxing off at breakfast this morning
WiF
USA - Friday, November 25, 2005 at 09:53:25 (EST)

Goodbye*

USA - Friday, November 25, 2005 at 09:50:46 (EST)

Why do I keep seeing posts referencing MJ and marraige, did I miss something...or can I start a rumour!?!
chef
USA - Friday, November 25, 2005 at 09:46:17 (EST)

Host- And if you're crowned what would be the top 3 goals you would work towards during your reign?

Contestant- World peace, more fashionable security anklets, and more conjugal visits.

WiF
USA - Friday, November 25, 2005 at 09:36:17 (EST)

BSTC must be a whitey. This got deleted and it wasn't even posted by KOL.
Happy Thanksgiving You Fucks
USA - Friday, November 25, 2005 at 09:21:32 (EST)

You are my kind of people. Check out my site. http://www.tronguy.net/TRONcostume/ I can help anybody who wants to be like me!!
jay maynard
T'ronto, ON CAN - Friday, November 25, 2005 at 09:18:45 (EST)

Good Morning, and welcome to Buy Nothing Day.
ed
USA - Friday, November 25, 2005 at 00:01:20 (EST)

Hey--who's the married one, eh?
*The Killer Dynamo*
USA - Thursday, November 24, 2005 at 22:48:02 (EST)

Wow, you farmland-selling-to-developer fucks really are a bunch of Republicans, aren't ya?
MJ®
USA - Thursday, November 24, 2005 at 22:09:12 (EST)

14 hours to fresh, roasted turkey, carved off the bone.
ed
USA - Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 23:08:05 (EST)

Actually, 8 million is about what you'd need to be able to live comfortably off the interest with out touching the principle (assuming it's going to be taxed at a capital gains rate of 38%).
ed
USA - Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 23:06:57 (EST)

Again I say, through html brainfart v!c post (and others) am invisible. Or is it that I'm invisible and they're.... nevermind. I'm currently looking at somewhat visible versions of the QOC and what I presume is a Tucker. Am this the very same TOTT host of downtown renown? And who the fvck is looking to contact him again?
WiF
USA - Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 22:00:20 (EST)

For the record, I thinks James is God !! Boris , 8 is a-ok, coffee's on !
Dexter
Bakefield, USA - Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 19:28:22 (EST)

MJ, Come and get the tub of ill repute whenever you can, it's not going anywhere. Also, give my best to Edith, Chicita and your fabulous concubine Chill.
QOC
USA - Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 17:42:09 (EST)

VIC YOU IGNORANT SLUT. LOOKY AT YOUR POST BELOW - IT'S STILL THERE!!! It says thus: "BTW KOL, advertising shows on this lurk is like putting a classified in the Little Compton Times. v!c USA - Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 14:13:02 (EST)" ARGH!!!!!
BSTC
USA - Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 17:30:19 (EST)

Jessica Alba = pure talent
WiF of celebrity I could get behind
USA - Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 17:05:12 (EST)

Key flavor to be added to my 3 bread stuffing-
craisins
USA - Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 16:48:35 (EST)

ignoring me could be good for your mental health
WiF
USA - Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 16:20:38 (EST)

What 8 mil looks like:

*The Killer Dynamo*
USA - Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 16:04:42 (EST)
Due to my bumbling html non-skills that there v!c post and a few others became invisible but still exist under "view source". I imagine if the BSTC goes back and removes my offending (and invisible) post at Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 14:29:59 (EST), everything should be right as rain again.
WiF
USA - Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 16:03:37 (EST)
Iffen you know any deadheads you may want to keep on eye on their suicide scrapbook activities. Archive.org which had over 3,000 shows available for download just removed 2/3 of the shows and the ones remaing can only be streamed. Looks like after 40 years of letting the heads do what thou wilt with tapes, the living remnants of the Dead have decided to cash in the unwashed masses at 99 cents a pop.
WiF
USA - Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 15:58:07 (EST)
Uhm, yes...post IS deleted. But yes, I am high. It's a conundrum, I know.
v!c
USA - Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 15:41:49 (EST)
Dear vic, are you high? Please see your post of Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 14:13:02 (EST)
BSTC
USA - Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 15:11:15 (EST)
The Captain does not understand why posts are being inadvertantly deleted due to spim douching. That's why the Captain puts the doublee line after last post. Blasted, blasted spim deleting precious, precious important pearls of words!
BSTC
USA - Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 15:07:17 (EST)
Yeah, I'm goin' LC. I'll cut Billy when I gets there. Thanks for deleting my previous lurk. It had to do with KOL shamelessly promoting his gigs on the lurk and how that was like advertising a potato masher in the Little Compton Times.
v!c
USA - Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 14:58:03 (EST)
And to the QOC (do not read unless you are he). Have yet to venture from abode to retrieve your generously offered tub. Edith Seizure patrol currently killing all travel plans. mightn't i come up at a later date?
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 14:46:14 (EST)
For vic. (Do not read unless you are vic): As to current whearabouts: I am here and there and a bit of everywhere today. Most usually I can be found at the Ben Fish shack slaving away at the meat. Doff is in the country fillin' a ditch with gravel. Are you headed that way? Earlier I was at an underwear store where 3 pairs of ladie's briefs came to $48.
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 14:43:09 (EST)
Dear fucking lord you longpigs are bastards. Every one of you. Anyway, does anybody have Tucker's current phone number? Please send to the bs meail if so. I will gladly get below all of ye and blow ye. Now blow me.
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 14:39:13 (EST)
mureder = kill kill kill
no opposable thumb
USA - Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 14:32:29 (EST)
“When Saddam used WP it was a chemical weapon," said Mr Ranucci, "but when the Americans use it, it's a conventional weapon.”
mureder monkey munitions
USA - Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 14:31:10 (EST)
mureder monkey munitions
USA - Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 14:29:59 (EST)
Vic you are truly a wise man.
KOL
USA - Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 14:19:50 (EST)
BTW KOL, advertising shows on this lurk is like putting a classified in the Little Compton Times.
v!c
USA - Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 14:13:02 (EST)
If Meathead sells the farm (which means someone buys the farm) I will personally put a potato masher through his cold cold Russian girl loving heart. MJ/Doff, did I say cut yesterday? I meant today. Where are your asses?
v!c
USA - Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 14:10:52 (EST)
am that a childlike meathead?
?
USA - Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 13:53:50 (EST)
You know what middletown needs? Premium Outlets. A big fucking shopping center with premium branded merchandise at discounted prices. And an Applebees.
Sneak
USA - Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 13:14:55 (EST)

El Vato
USA - Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 13:03:02 (EST)
Are you people retarded?! 8 million is a fucking drop in the bucket. Fuck you all. Maybe you all work at Family Dollar and make 4.50/hr. Maybe that's it.
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 12:29:26 (EST)
I'd be too busy having money baths to notice the destruction and construction.
KOL
USA - Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 12:27:51 (EST)
And another thing, Rap music. What is the deal? The incessant talking and talking and talking is like listening to a filibuster on the senate floor. WHERE'S the ENTERTAINMENT value...?
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 12:27:48 (EST)
who's that in the car?
mj
USA - Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 12:25:04 (EST)
Here's one for Muddy, KOL, and MJ. All for different reasons

*The Killer Dynamo*
USA - Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 12:22:15 (EST)
No kidding. 8 million is a fucking pitance for that priceless property. You need to see it. It's unbelievable. Meathead gave us and Bantam a tour (and 100 pounds of potatoes) last fall. Fucking developers. Farm life is so hard. Dear sweet FSM I wish I had the cash to preserve it in it's entirety forever.
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 12:19:04 (EST)
Did he say $8,000,000?
where do I sign?
USA - Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 12:13:41 (EST)
Great web site! I find it very useful and informative! Lots of hits every time! This is an awesome web site. Thank you!
tufume <tufume>
Charlotte, MA USA - Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 12:10:42 (EST)
MEATHEAD's!!!!! Family farm in the news!!!!!!! SAVE MEATHEADS FARM!!!
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 12:10:14 (EST)
ps to doff-dude, you lost out. You coulda married a lawyer and law professor instead of the washed up bassplayer dude you ended up with...
mj
USA - Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 12:05:28 (EST)
And while purchasing dog diapers online I came across this

USA - Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 12:01:10 (EST)
JAMES!!!!!! Looky how cute!! Don't get me started on the glory of the old Rocket days. Don't do it. If it weren't for james ole mj wouldn't ever have had a band. I just came across an excellent pic of the Rocket logo on the side of the building with the "Queen of Chaos" spray painted next to it right before the joint closed. Aww the good ole days...
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 11:59:14 (EST)
Actually since he's visiting Wesleyan for the year this would probably be the better email addy.

WiF
USA - Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 11:28:31 (EST)
nota bene
there is an email to contact said professor
USA - Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 11:18:58 (EST)
So doff, would it be safe to say you almost ended up listed as one of James' "various positions in the entertainment industry"? Scroll down about 3/4 of the page

Prior to his career in law, Professor McGrath worked as a medical corpsman in the military, various positions in the entertainment industry, and as a public health and civil rights activist.
WiF
USA - Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 11:17:01 (EST)
Til the Living End proves that Zeke can play better than nearly any band out there. FACT.
Sneak
USA - Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 11:16:28 (EST)
This is so bizarre it could only be true. During WWII this dude described as "a very well connected dentist" came up with a plan to attack Japan using a million bats each carrying a small incendiary device. The idea being when the bats went to roost in the nooks and crannies of roofs and eaves the devices would go off setting hundreds of thousands of fires. The image that comes to my mind is some factory with an assembly line of Rosie-the-Riveter types strapping a million tiny napalm bombs to a million bats. Gotta love BBC radio.
WiF of belfry ideas
USA - Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 11:03:27 (EST)
Disturbing spam #1 reminds me of the time when Boneyard first moved to Prov and James from Rocket looked deeply into my eyes hoping to find a concubine.
doff
USA - Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 10:51:28 (EST)
Ask GR about the Bling Kong gig. Much humor.
KOL®
USA - Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 10:51:05 (EST)
Shop Less
Live More
USA - Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 10:44:06 (EST)
spam google yielded 2 disturbing images
disturbing spam #1
disturbing spam #2... literally
WiF
USA - Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 10:40:00 (EST)
Hey , how was that Bling Kong show?
doff
USA - Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 10:39:47 (EST)
For the uninformed. Although I notice that donut hole and caserole are actually mentioned as two separate items.
doff
USA - Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 10:39:14 (EST)
Look, our goal is to make 1 new fan at every gig. Someday we'll reach that goal.
KOL®
USA - Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 10:37:25 (EST)
Are the Failures trying to challenge the Sleazies for gig appearances?
doff
USA - Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 10:34:14 (EST)
Fashion Failures TONIGHT @ KC's Tap! Whoo hoo. and BTW the Fuzz/FF show @ Redrum in Onleyville is now Dec 2, not 3.
KOL®
USA - Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 10:30:06 (EST)
Holy spam crap. I haven't seen that much spam since the Rocket byo buffet food thingy. Sorry to any erroneously deleted lurks.
BSTC
USA - Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 10:16:00 (EST)
most spam evah! Do they take a break f
USA - Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 10:34:14 (EST)
Fashion Failures TONIGHT @ KC's Tap! Whoo hoo. and BTW the Fuzz/FF show @ Redrum in Onleyville is now Dec 2, not 3.
KOL®
USA - Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 10:30:06 (EST)
Holy spam crap. I haven't seen that much spam since the Rocket byo buffet food thingy. Sorry to any erroneously deleted lurks.
BSTC
USA - Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 10:16:00 (EST)
most spam evah! Do they take a break for the holiday?
GR
USA - Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 09:46:12 (EST)
keywords- taser, testicle. And why is it I'm suspicious of the word "accidental"?
WiF
USA - Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 09:44:28 (EST)
And I shall now constipate???
new prize winner from spim generator
USA - Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 09:17:08 (EST)
just saw the theodorable shootout highlights. stopped kovalchuk, bondra, hossa. impressive....
doris
- Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 08:53:52 (EST)
pretty funny Man U stuff
doris
- Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 06:58:53 (EST)
BETTER idea, dex....since we'll be over there at the same time, we synchronize watches, get smashed, and at a pre-determined time will each aim our respective john henrys and launch a stream of deadly pissiles at france from two directions. with any luck they'll surrender to austria within the hour.
boris
- Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 21:12:12 (EST)
i'm not sure but i think dexter needs to blow me, then learn how to drink beer. not in that order.
boris
- Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 21:02:20 (EST)
MJ absolutely right for once. Sandler is a complete waste of oxygen.
ed
USA - Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 19:55:03 (EST)
I can't believe Sox will want to put a stiff like Lowell ahead of Youkilis. Hopefully they'll pay some other team to take Lowell off their hands.
ed
USA - Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 19:54:06 (EST)
While your bitching about the line-up at the Area, you can buy me beer too, I like beer, any beer is fine, no such thing as bad beer, just that some are better than others.
Dexter
Bakefield, USA - Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 19:29:55 (EST)
Oh wise man, did my hate of Adam Sandler wrought mine self with acne?
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 17:56:30 (EST)
Good day good lurk. There could be some of this rock you speak of tomorrow night at Billy "Be Bad" Goode's...could very well be. Some of you with acne may choose to stay home. Some of you with fashionable merkins may choose to attend.
v!c
USA - Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 17:28:51 (EST)
In this case, it appears you are experiencing karmic retribution and should just dutifully accept the pain in the knowledge and understanding that your words or actions cleary brought this upon you.
Wise Man
USA - Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 16:56:05 (EST)
But what if acne actually, physically hurts and not just with it's words even within the safety of the home?
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 16:39:30 (EST)
Wise Man say acne problem not problem if humble abode is never left.
Wise Man
USA - Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 16:36:32 (EST)
How old is too old to have acne?
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 16:34:58 (EST)
Wif, how about a little man milk in that there stuffing
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 16:33:07 (EST)
ADAM SANDLER =LEAST FUNNIEST HUMAN BEING ALIVE OR DEAD
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 16:32:10 (EST)
I remember a time when I pissed on KOL's guitar that used to white
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 16:31:28 (EST)
A merken anyone?
doff
USA - Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 16:26:32 (EST)
Molsen Golden Shower. Molsen Golden Shower.Molsen Golden Shower.Molsen Golden Shower.Molsen Golden Shower.Molsen Golden Shower.
Molsen <Goldenshower@molsen.com>
Molsen, CANADA - Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 16:25:21 (EST)
so is the "carpet" a crotch toupee?
visions of a receding groin line
USA - Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 16:25:18 (EST)
I wasn't so worried about the Jo Blot carpet as much as the bummer of a wet sock.
hairless doff
USA - Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 16:23:12 (EST)
is "doff's carpet" a reference to his nether regions?
WiF
USA - Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 16:08:51 (EST)
PS I remember a time when I pissed on doff's carpet after drinking strong canadian beer.
Sneak®
USA - Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 15:52:44 (EST)
Who wants to get drunk and watch Guided By Voices' final, 4+ hr long, concert on DVD?
Sneak®
USA - Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 15:50:31 (EST)
Worst-case scenario, he replaces Kevin Millar as the team's "right-handed slugger who used to hit for power right up to the year they started testing for steroids, I'm sure it's just a crazy coincidence" guy. Every team needs one of those guys -- it's always fun to compare before/after photos on the Internet, make those "wow, in 2003, that's out of there!" jokes after every warning track flyball, and so on. Then, if the guy starts hitting again, you can make the "uh-oh, looks like someone's getting B-12 shots from Miggy Tejada again!" jokes. Really, it's a no-lose all the way around. I'm already enjoying the Mike Lowell Era.
Simmons
USA - Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 15:50:22 (EST)
Hey MJ, why don't you filter that spim through your digestive system first.
WiF
USA - Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 15:48:47 (EST)
Dopey, Together with Sull Sullivan, and Fred Abong, and later with Jon Jones were TGAAG, The seminal RI punk band (2nd to Nation and Verbal Assault), that spawned so many other bands, not to mention members that went on to a much higher level of stardom than any of us (excepting MJ again of course), could ever possibly hope for. All four of these artist continue to ROCK today in their respective own projects in a way that continues to entertain and shoot for the stars in a way that few hopefulls today can. see you friday at Area in Newp... I will be in attendance.
Lurk Ranger
USA - Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 15:43:16 (EST)
I remember a time when Lester would take out his sexual tension on V!C. I miss those days.
doff 2
USA - Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 15:43:05 (EST)
I remember a time when I cared that the dog pissed on the carpet.
doff
USA - Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 15:40:56 (EST)
Hey wif, how about a big spoonful of SPIM?
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 15:34:10 (EST)
My first guess is "Ass 2 Mouth".
v!c
USA - Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 15:30:38 (EST)
For lurk consideration: Thinking of trying to concoct a new stuffing variant with three breads- cornbread, portuguese sweet bread, and french baguette. Considering onion, portabello, and cranberries as added bits. Thoughts on spicing, stock, and generally vulgar comments all welcome.
WiF
USA - Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 15:25:34 (EST)
Sox to pick up Beckett and "Kevin Millar part deux" for prospects. I hate the ownership slight less than I did yesterday.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 15:23:41 (EST)
uh what is A2M...?
MJ friend
USA - Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 14:56:10 (EST)
I suppose your girlfriend lives up in Canada too.
v!c
USA - Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 14:48:38 (EST)
When your friend will no longer perform A2M on you
JURK
USA - Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 14:39:59 (EST)
That's better. Hey, when is too hairy ass too hairy?
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 14:38:50 (EST)
Clever, what?
GR
USA - Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 14:29:42 (EST)
Welcome "KD" Lang
fly on the wall
USA - Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 14:24:52 (EST)
aw righty then, I hereby (not hearby) change my name to *The Killer Dynamo*
No longer SD
USA - Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 14:22:28 (EST)
to paraphrase- kill them all let butterball sort them out
WiF
USA - Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 13:46:27 (EST)
Mmmm. Virgin turkey meat curtain.
doff
USA - Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 13:42:07 (EST)
I remember when a select virgin was sacrificed to the gods. Now one is chosen NOT to be axed. (and dies anyway from severe inbreeding and hormone overdose.)
Civilization Guy
USA - Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 12:44:47 (EST)
I haven't seen (or smelt) a phallus of that magnitude since I made sweet sweet love to Wif.
mj®
USA - Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 12:40:21 (EST)
PU

USA - Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 12:15:42 (EST)
food for thought- learned this morning that the turkeys that the prez pardons all die within a year anyway.
WiF
USA - Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 12:04:43 (EST)
Oh did I mention yet this week that "Saddy Dumpington" is like the WORST lurkname ever?
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 12:04:12 (EST)
PHILLIP THE MEATBOX IS PLAYING AT THE AREA WITH NEUTRAL NATION AND ARE GOING TO FUCK YOU UP
PHILLIP THE MEATBOX
USA - Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 11:59:41 (EST)
hi. um you losers like mus!c?
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 11:56:49 (EST)
I confess, I like the Suicide Liquors. I listen to the cd often. I find Blurr's songs better (and more funny because they're sadder like Chef said) and I like his voice more. But the other songs are good too (except Michigan). Have seen them many times and enjoyed it.
Saddy Dumpington
USA - Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 11:37:57 (EST)
The murder monkey learned the importance of having an exit strategy first hand on his China trip. This taint photoshopped. (check out the full hilarious video here

WiF
USA - Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 11:16:58 (EST)
you go chef
what he said
USA - Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 11:03:40 (EST)
RIP you poor ugly bastard.
v!c
USA - Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 10:51:04 (EST)
"Sam" will not be down for kibbles and bits this morning. http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/11/22/ugly.dog.ap/index.html
chef
USA - Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 10:46:52 (EST)
Somebody take aim at that hat, I'm beggin' ya.
v!c
USA - Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 10:40:36 (EST)
Yo, Lurk McGurk...what a lame @ss protest! We have decided to play only middle slots for many reasons: To make it about the music again, No Pressure, more time to hang out with friends, incresed drinking time, etc. As to the bill: Dopey Lopes is one of the sincerest rockers to bless our scene, You might not like all of his music, but you must at least appreciate his exuberance. He is the Neil Diamond of RI, a little cheesy, but you cant help but enjoy it. The Suicide Liquors are a great band. So, there not punk rock...who cares! Good people, great sound, and songs so depressing that they are hilarious! Come to the show and try to have a good time...you can protest by buying me lots of beer and bitching about the other bands...now that's a good protest!
chef
USA - Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 10:27:24 (EST)
I see Yetis back with a vengeance
Scott Stapp Cap
USA - Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 10:13:03 (EST)
Take heed my good man, take heed. And make way.
v!c
USA - Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 09:44:21 (EST)
Speaking of realsport, my mighty Vikes pulled it out last night and have now won as many as they lost.
WiF
USA - Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 09:44:12 (EST)
I guess I thought you were a footballer or something? What with your heading skills?
dum ace don
USA - Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 09:33:23 (EST)
Now what do you think the odds are that I "actually headed bastard lurk advice"?
WiF
USA - Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 09:23:07 (EST)
The coolest new band of the year - The Subways - will be at Great Scott in Allston on Dec. 3rd. Their magnificent debut album "Young for Eternity" out domestically on Warner Bros. in two weeks.
ed
USA - Monday, November 21, 2005 at 21:56:14 (EST)
It's a shame about Wray.
ed
USA - Monday, November 21, 2005 at 21:50:26 (EST)
Link Wray, ok, now I'm bummed. Is Boris with him ?
Dexter
Bakefield, USA - Monday, November 21, 2005 at 19:13:49 (EST)
GREAT SITE! LOVED IT! Now good day!
v!c
USA - Monday, November 21, 2005 at 19:10:12 (EST)
what, now your giving blobby money so he can buy some hip college clothes?
Billy Body
USA - Monday, November 21, 2005 at 17:28:30 (EST)
Hey blobby blobenstein, you need me to cut ya a check or just cut ya?
v!c
USA - Monday, November 21, 2005 at 17:00:20 (EST)
You can afford those clothes, Blobby. Look at that house you're buying.
GR
USA - Monday, November 21, 2005 at 16:27:00 (EST)
Just gonna step outside for a quick smoke.
v!c
USA - Monday, November 21, 2005 at 16:07:08 (EST)
You dig a shallow grave. I give you Gator the skater. AKA Mark Rogowski. Doff, dude actually confessed. Turns out 1 foot deep is enough.

USA - Monday, November 21, 2005 at 15:28:15 (EST)
and V!C, your grave is awaiting your arrival (or departure as it were.)
Billy Body
USA - Monday, November 21, 2005 at 14:54:31 (EST)
Either W!F is on vacation or he actually headed bastard lurk advice.
doff
USA - Monday, November 21, 2005 at 14:50:59 (EST)
Chef I am a Neutral Nation fan but will not attend area gig in protest of the shitty bill. It's like getting a hamburger on an oatmeal roll : the beef of the bill is surrounded by shite!
lurk Mcguirk
USA - Monday, November 21, 2005 at 14:50:45 (EST)
So okay I've been on Edith suicide watch (still with us thank dog) so i've been out of it and I don't even know how chef was able to rock without the plaid. I guess he found a marshall that he didn't have to sign a waiver for and maybe it had a tad more power. Sure hope his skill level was able to match output of amp.
MJ®
USA - Monday, November 21, 2005 at 14:33:39 (EST)
Yup! That's the bitch. Makes a K-Car look stylie.
Billy Body
USA - Monday, November 21, 2005 at 13:30:45 (EST)
AMC Concorde?
KOL®
USA - Monday, November 21, 2005 at 12:53:51 (EST)
Highlight of Weekend: Seen two dipshits (I know they're dipshits because they were coming out of church) in a AMC with classic plates on it. I can't figure out what hot ride it was though. It wasn't a Gremlin, Matador or Pacer. The name began with a "C" but that is as much as my badeyes could figure out. Did I mention the cloudy two tone blue original paint?
Billy Body
USA - Monday, November 21, 2005 at 12:49:55 (EST)
So the Nation rules again! Young guns can suck the wrinkled bags of olduns. Scally punk psuedo pussified skinhead bullshit.
doff
USA - Monday, November 21, 2005 at 12:41:44 (EST)
Sound guy must have been boyfriend of said fat bitch
Shut-in
USA - Monday, November 21, 2005 at 12:35:27 (EST)
The Fashion Failures were awesome, I heard. The band after, eh, if you are into 'patch punk'...you mighta liked em alright. Thee Bishops from NJ were great...fantastic stage clothes (all priestly looking) with great New Bomb Turks-esque sharp wit and songs. They also brought a microwave onstage and put a turkey in it. It smelled so good. The other super punk bands were ok if a bit pedestrian and I left before the Sleazies went on due to extreme tiredness. Word is sleazies were solid. Pete was looking resplendent before the show, anyway. There was a GREAT moment that defined the show...after thee Bishops' set, this really drunk FF 'fan' (I say fan bc he went to see the FF 2 nights in a row), a guy who'd been outside letting people draw and write on his stomach, well he grabbed the mic from the stage, collapsed on the floor and shouted "I fucked a fat bitch, I fucked her on the floor" and the NOT amused soundguy sprinted over to snatch the mic away and otherwise flip out. The drunk dude barely noticed or moved. Sooo awesome.
Sneak®
USA - Monday, November 21, 2005 at 12:04:28 (EST)
I'd rather listen to Chil play his Neptuna sandwich than suffer even one dropkick murphy song. blah blah blah streets of boston... I've seen the streets of boston. It's a bunch of college kids in clothes I can't afford. The only good boston music is the new rick ocasek album.
Bobby Blobfish
USA - Monday, November 21, 2005 at 11:46:18 (EST)
Okay shut ins..."Brunt Of It", featuring BooFish on Vocals, and the infamous Skater, Slim Jim on drums freakin' rocked the empty living room, too bad no one was there, great band! Next up, "Suicide Liquors". I think that they are an awesome band! Sully, Blurr and Groundhawg Bill!! Damn!! They rocked most of their cd, and a choice Decendents cover. If you haven't seen or heard "Suicide Liquors", get of your ass and go. The crowd, however, not to into them. They were here for punk rock. The Nation took the stage loud, hard and happy (insert joke here)! Not a reunion feel to the show. Most of the crowd was younger, not the usual aging (aged) 80's punks, so the Nation had to work for it. They did...and the kids dug it. The band was in very fine form. Word on the street is that they are back together (when did they break up?). Finally, DarkBuster. Great Boston Punk Rock band a la Dropkick Murphy's. A bunch of the crowd left after the Nation, but the youngsters that stayed freakin' loved the Buster. They knew all the words, and when to raise their fists in the air. Punk Rock lives. Okay shut ins, go to the next show so I don't have to do this again. How was the Sleazies/ Fashion Failures Show?
fly on the wall
USA - Monday, November 21, 2005 at 11:39:42 (EST)
Link Wray had the only instrumental song ever banned.
Word
USA - Monday, November 21, 2005 at 11:30:02 (EST)
Never saw the man play either...but certainly one of my influences...
chef
USA - Monday, November 21, 2005 at 11:28:27 (EST)
So tell the shut-ins about the gigs yo.
Body by Billy
USA - Monday, November 21, 2005 at 11:27:57 (EST)
I think I was there--so many shows, so little memory.
GR
USA - Monday, November 21, 2005 at 11:27:14 (EST)
Yea what he said. Link played Lupos a few years back and guess what. I didn't go. Kicking myself now ain't I.
Billy Body
USA - Monday, November 21, 2005 at 11:26:37 (EST)
Christian hookers, v!c? Right on!
GR
USA - Monday, November 21, 2005 at 11:21:07 (EST)
Who the Funk Is Link Wray!?! ViC, you disappoint me so! Look him up for chrissakes! You owe it to yourself!!
chef
USA - Monday, November 21, 2005 at 11:14:45 (EST)
About me: OK OK OK....It's about time I filled out this thing...!!! FINALLY!!! I'm a country girl with class, but is TOTALLY IN LOVE!!! YES YES...I be LOVING ME SOME JESUS!!!! I am a nursing student at PCC here in Greenville, NC and will be graduating in MAY 06' (WOO HOO!!). I plan to continue on with my school, but then again there is no telling what the BIG MAN has planned. I just take it a day at a time. I SMILE, LOVE TO LAUGH...hahahahaha....I'm a BIG DREAMER, but I'm also dedicated, devoted, and passionate to fulfill my hopes and dreams that burn within me. I know the desires of my heart will be given to me, and that is definitely just a glimpse of what GOD has in store...I do love to have a good time and live like there is NO tomorrow. I enjoy my FAM and friends...haha...they know how CRAZY I am. I have days where I feel like flying, but then I have days I feel like crying...However, I NEVER give up and NEVER STOP trying...and I NEVER BELIEVE that God's LOVE is dying...SMILE, LIVE, HOPE, DREAM, DANCE, SING, BELIEVE, LOVE, BE YOU...even through all my imperfections...I'm learning to be content in knowing that GOD loves me just as I AM...!!! After that...GET READY FOR THE RIDE OF YOUR LIFE...YEAH BABY!!!! HAHAHAHA. Who I'd like to meet: Who knows? haha....Let's throw BUSH in there and yeah...the MAN that GOD has for me to marry...of course on HIS TIMING...LOL!!!! AND whoever else comes my way...I'll HEART all of ya.
v!c
USA - Monday, November 21, 2005 at 11:10:59 (EST)
Who the funk is link wray? Anyway, pass...cool. Pit? Rent check?
v!c
USA - Monday, November 21, 2005 at 11:06:24 (EST)
Link Wray!!!! Say it aint so!!! Color me wicked freakin' bummed!!!
chef
USA - Monday, November 21, 2005 at 10:55:16 (EST)
...since Shows are being plugged, lets not forget December 2nd at Area 3.14159...squared, The Dopey Lopes Experience, Neutral Nation and The Mighty Mighty Suicide Liquors.
chef
USA - Monday, November 21, 2005 at 10:54:21 (EST)
Link Wray will not be Rumbling this morning.
Leeron
USA - Monday, November 21, 2005 at 10:50:03 (EST)
Saturday Dec 3 @ Redrum in Olneyville. With The Fuzz. Be there.
KOL®
USA - Monday, November 21, 2005 at 10:27:56 (EST)
Speaking of passé. Vic, we passed on the Big World gig, but mightent your other band wanna jump on that?
Billy Body
USA - Monday, November 21, 2005 at 10:19:32 (EST)
KOL. Do you sign your posts "Buy Viagra" or "Cialis in Dallas" by any chance?
don
USA - Monday, November 21, 2005 at 10:16:38 (EST)
every time I post, it gets deleted. WTF?
KOL®
USA - Monday, November 21, 2005 at 09:55:33 (EST)
The lurk becomes passe before hitting 300,000.
v!c
USA - Monday, November 21, 2005 at 09:48:55 (EST)
"I could see the spirit of the lord in June Carter Cash's eyes as played by Reese Witherspoon in the lobby poster for Walk the Line."
Stand in Que
USA - Monday, November 21, 2005 at 09:15:33 (EST)
So now Muddy Briefs is spamming the lurk?
Spammy Hagar
USA - Monday, November 21, 2005 at 09:04:34 (EST)
wow. people out and about, going to gigs, hitting bars, being alive on the weekend. What is that like.
Ole Lady Schroeder
USA - Sunday, November 20, 2005 at 09:54:06 (EST)
Previous post courtesy of sum over extravagant gizmo keeping questionable company.
WiF
USA - Saturday, November 19, 2005 at 22:25:51 (EST)
I'm not sure if anyone out here remembers the Double Nuthins from Providence but we're playing a reunion show wed dec 21st at as220 if you're interested. thanks!
ted rao <iamprov@gmail.com>
providence, ri USA - Saturday, November 19, 2005 at 22:08:07 (EST)
I wanted to go last night but I am too old and too tired to stay out late anymore.
ed
USA - Saturday, November 19, 2005 at 13:53:41 (EST)
first off, I wish the murder monkey would just murder W!F so he'd finally shut the hell up. second off; MJ, when you got pulled over did you pull the old "do you know who I am?"? And Third off, W!F - shut the hell up. Please!
the Mad Hater
USA - Saturday, November 19, 2005 at 12:32:44 (EST)
Somehow, The Nation keeps getting better, y'all missed a great rock show!
fly on the wall
USA - Saturday, November 19, 2005 at 09:28:14 (EST)
files transferred, unit mobilized, buzz gathering in progress
WiF
USA - Friday, November 18, 2005 at 20:04:29 (EST)
You kids have fun storming the castle.
Billy Body
USA - Friday, November 18, 2005 at 18:50:01 (EST)
It never ceases to amaze me the level of outright stupidity exhibited on the internet. Present company excepted, of course. 'Cept for you bots. Now good fuckin' day.
v!c
USA - Friday, November 18, 2005 at 17:22:53 (EST)
Oh Billy.
v!c
USA - Friday, November 18, 2005 at 14:54:48 (EST)
Let's just say I'm thinking of a cheese sandwich today
GR
USA - Friday, November 18, 2005 at 12:14:04 (EST)
If Billy digs a 3'x6'x3' trench Billy will be using it for Billy Body.
Billy
USA - Friday, November 18, 2005 at 11:50:45 (EST)
It will likely turn out that Billy will dig that daggum hole. In its entirety. And I can only assume GR will be doing laps to/fro the ladies' room for the duration.
v!c
USA - Friday, November 18, 2005 at 11:25:04 (EST)
vic's mouse
dirty
- Friday, November 18, 2005 at 11:24:02 (EST)
What happens when you eat a suspiciously cheap sandwich from your local market's deli? Oh, I think you know.
GR
USA - Friday, November 18, 2005 at 10:56:23 (EST)
Personally, I think Yoda comes WAY before Angus Young in cool short dudes.
GR
USA - Friday, November 18, 2005 at 10:53:48 (EST)
For those about to rock, we salute you!
chef
USA - Friday, November 18, 2005 at 10:52:38 (EST)
veek, i empathize. the bidness end of a shovel beckons and there's way too many dadburned rocks. also, here's a trifle for joseph the wal-mart fan...
dirty
- Friday, November 18, 2005 at 10:45:00 (EST)
Damn, I gotta trench to dig.
v!c
USA - Friday, November 18, 2005 at 10:28:38 (EST)
Fashion Failures with Bling Kong tonight, with the Sleazies tommorrow, and with metal bands on the 23rd. And the Fuzz (Dan St Jaques' band)on 12/3. Don't worry, I'm still going to Neutral Nation after our set.
KOL®
USA - Friday, November 18, 2005 at 08:16:33 (EST)
Crazy Clock was lots of fun, too. I still have my original Creepy Crawler maker, although in retrospect I'm sure that Plasti-Goop probably set off some kind of toxic fumes when it baked.
ed
USA - Thursday, November 17, 2005 at 22:14:59 (EST)
Kind of makes "Do You Want to Touch Me (Yeah!)" take on a whole new level of creepiness, doesn't it?
ed
USA - Thursday, November 17, 2005 at 22:09:30 (EST)
One mouse turd is one too many. I had two mice get into my kitchen last spring. Had to scrub down all the pots, pans and utensils. They are vile little vermin, and if you don't kill them they will a) keep coming back, and b) bring all their little friends with them. Mice travel in packs. Where you find one, you're sure to find more.
ed
USA - Thursday, November 17, 2005 at 22:07:47 (EST)
Likely outcome.

USA - Thursday, November 17, 2005 at 18:27:59 (EST)
Where does "hairy ass" fall on that list?
Typhoid Larry
USA - Thursday, November 17, 2005 at 17:03:17 (EST)
okay so i'm still here. so thanks for that link to live catch traps. You really DO know me and really care about my sensitive nature. thank you wif.
MJ®
USA - Thursday, November 17, 2005 at 17:02:19 (EST)
The Lurk Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately:
1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching joints
6. An irresistible urge to leave droppings on someone's windshield
that LCDC press release guy
USA - Thursday, November 17, 2005 at 17:00:58 (EST)
forgot to mention to check the double super secret link inside that there mouse trap
WiF
USA - Thursday, November 17, 2005 at 16:49:41 (EST)
All right girls, this dude's off down to the oldd Towne Hall to stir the shit pot, get verbally abused by developers and be threatened physically outside Council chambers...
MJ®
USA - Thursday, November 17, 2005 at 16:43:38 (EST)
Hey thanks for that great idea! It sure beats gettin' a cat which =instant asthma attack for this dude.
MJ®
USA - Thursday, November 17, 2005 at 16:42:14 (EST)
MJ, once your mouse turd collection is full, you can catch them live and set up your own little mouse Abu Ghraib. If a certain someone's theories hold, you'll have the mice showering you with flowers and setting up a thriving mouse democracy. ...AND they'll be providing you with cheap oil.

WiF
USA - Thursday, November 17, 2005 at 16:32:12 (EST)
Oh no, might not be able to go to the BK/FF show due to SL/NN show. More later.
GR
USA - Thursday, November 17, 2005 at 16:32:05 (EST)
hey are you guys doing that Bling Kong show? I hope so. That looked like a fun one to do. I wish we could have done it. Too bad it entailed the leaving the house thing...
MJ®
USA - Thursday, November 17, 2005 at 16:19:25 (EST)
Scally Punks
Fuck Off!
USA - Thursday, November 17, 2005 at 16:18:22 (EST)
Fuuuck. Might not be able to go to DB/NN tommorrow night after all due to Bling Kong requesting FF's presence. Will know more later.
KOL®
USA - Thursday, November 17, 2005 at 16:13:02 (EST)
Get a cat, man! I've lived in several similar houses and still haven't gotten the dreaded hanta virus.
GR
USA - Thursday, November 17, 2005 at 14:51:30 (EST)
my client freely acknowledges that they are called 'shinpads' but for the purposes of the aforementioned joke it was changed to 'kneepads'.
doris's lawyer
- Thursday, November 17, 2005 at 14:05:52 (EST)
dunno, maybe it was some super-light metal and not graphite. all i know is the jagr model was $129.99 and the gaborik model was $109.99. what the fuckin' fuck. elbow pads $90, shoulder pads $140.00, MJ-model kneepads...priceless.
doris
- Thursday, November 17, 2005 at 14:00:24 (EST)
Uh thanks for the confirmation. I THOUGHT it might be too much poop for sanitation reasons.
MJ's Friend
USA - Thursday, November 17, 2005 at 13:46:56 (EST)
In a word, yes.
Corpus Delecti
USA - Thursday, November 17, 2005 at 13:43:56 (EST)
For instance, is this TOO much poop?

USA - Thursday, November 17, 2005 at 13:39:37 (EST)
Hey, Chef and Dexter...I won't be at the 11\18 event...It is too much saturation for Dopey to appear 11/18 and 12/2. I can't even fantasize about being that popular...Do check out the site though...I'm needing your traffic!!! I will see all of my fellow Islanders (any true Rhode Islanders out there?) at the Area venue on 12/2...Rock on...
Dopey
USA - Thursday, November 17, 2005 at 13:02:42 (EST)
Hey longpigs, guess what? It says here that Motormike is "online now" and ready to receive messages over at MyAss. Somebody, quick, fuck with him and pretend to be one of the hot "chicks" he's got as "friends". Do it and report back. It'll help kill the day, seriously. And it'll be FUNNY.
Lurk P.I.
USA - Thursday, November 17, 2005 at 12:49:52 (EST)
Hey Doris, bend over, I'll show you a real man's graphite composite right HERE. Hey, Einsteins, how much mouse poop is TOO much mouse poop in and around food items and utensils and stuff like that? Can a person get away with ingesting a few little turds here and there without developing the dreaded hantavirus?
MJ®
USA - Thursday, November 17, 2005 at 12:45:59 (EST)
holy shit carbon fiber/graphite sticks finally caught on? I got one for xmas as a sophmore in HS..I might still have it.
KOL
USA - Thursday, November 17, 2005 at 12:39:02 (EST)
did i bitch about the price of composite graphite sticks yet?
doris
- Thursday, November 17, 2005 at 12:34:00 (EST)
did you have to bring that up?
Bruce Willis
USA - Thursday, November 17, 2005 at 12:25:58 (EST)
Can I borrow someone's truck? And someone? I need to load up a bunch of my yard waste to bring to the bonfire of the vanities.
Molly
USA - Thursday, November 17, 2005 at 12:13:48 (EST)
Why do all the little marshmallows in instant hot chocolate melt before you get a chance to enjoy them? WHY?
Marshie
USA - Thursday, November 17, 2005 at 12:12:33 (EST)
re: old saying- sure thing MJ I'll plan on it
WiF
USA - Thursday, November 17, 2005 at 12:06:17 (EST)
Listen, speaking of wayward absentee tenants, maybe this year the lurk outing will be a big ass bonfire. You guys can watch me burn 2 acres of yard waste along with a few choice pieces of Vic's "furniture".
MJ®
USA - Thursday, November 17, 2005 at 12:04:32 (EST)
And wayward absentee tenants.
v!c
USA - Thursday, November 17, 2005 at 11:53:01 (EST)
Remember the old saying ? What was it again?
MJ®
USA - Thursday, November 17, 2005 at 11:43:36 (EST)
Houses.
Bobby Blobfish
USA - Thursday, November 17, 2005 at 11:40:23 (EST)
You'd have to leave the house to kill us. Unless you had a really good plan.
KOL®
USA - Thursday, November 17, 2005 at 11:35:56 (EST)
Your safe from prosecution MJ. No jury in the world would believe you capable of following through on a plan.
WiF
USA - Thursday, November 17, 2005 at 11:28:52 (EST)
oh yeah, well I got big plans to make big plans to kill the lot of you
MJ®
USA - Thursday, November 17, 2005 at 11:22:16 (EST)
Your site really informative website, some good links too. I really enjoyed it. Love looking at your site. Have a nice day!
dogaxe <dogaxe>
Wilmington, NM USA - Thursday, November 17, 2005 at 11:21:23 (EST)
I gotta make plans for the plans I make...
Sneak
USA - Thursday, November 17, 2005 at 11:18:42 (EST)
yeah, well I planned on going to make plans with fellow lurkers...
WiF
USA - Thursday, November 17, 2005 at 11:04:40 (EST)
lurker plans = murder monkey qWagmire plans
both plans- much talk, zero substance, absolutely no chance of success, and cooperative ass-hair harvesting, but other than that...
USA - Thursday, November 17, 2005 at 11:02:44 (EST)
Listen, bitches, I'd never make plans with the likes of youse. Why one of yas was going on about how much she loved Phil Collins. I can't put up wid dat shite. Besides, making plans implies that one will be around in the future. I don't plan on making it to 30.
GR
USA - Thursday, November 17, 2005 at 10:49:43 (EST)
Yeah, that was going to be sweet. Our rock star ass hair ebay auctions were going to take the world by storm. Then SOMEONE brought home a bottle of Nair and it was all over. Thanks Don. Thanks alot.
Bobby Blobfish
USA - Thursday, November 17, 2005 at 10:17:42 (EST)
Technical question for Mac users only. PC losers do not rollover.
MacMan
USA - Thursday, November 17, 2005 at 10:16:20 (EST)
I believe mj was already riding the cotton pony that night...ANYWAY...yeah, remember the dreams and the big plans we had for all of us that night? The big business idea we cooked up? I was going to be the boss and you minions were going to shave my ass on command?
MJ®
USA - Thursday, November 17, 2005 at 10:04:22 (EST)
Yeah, and it made MJ strap on a pad.
What?
USA - Thursday, November 17, 2005 at 09:56:41 (EST)
That night of hockey made me want to strap on the pads and skates. Interesting, that same night of hockey just made lester want a strap-on and a date.
Sneak
USA - Thursday, November 17, 2005 at 09:54:37 (EST)
Yeah, remember all the big plans we made. We were going to have such exciting lives. Guess it was the 6 dollar beer talking. Especially lester. What happened to us all? We suck!
Bobby Blobfish
USA - Thursday, November 17, 2005 at 09:54:31 (EST)
I remember that. That was the best night of my life! Lester was there and everything!
MJ®
USA - Thursday, November 17, 2005 at 09:44:19 (EST)
Remember that time when we saw midseason minor league hockey?
Bobby Blobfish
USA - Thursday, November 17, 2005 at 09:43:24 (EST)
Okay let's try this again...What I think is funny about Gary Glitter is that all the jocks at all the sporting events play his hit ad nauseum. They have no idea he's a buggerer!
How fvcked up does your perversion have to be to get kicked out of Cambodia for something so nasty that the Cambodians don't even want to talk about it?
"He later went to Cambodia and was permanently expelled in 2002, though Cambodian officials did not specify his crime or file charges."
WiF
USA - Thursday, November 17, 2005 at 09:05:30 (EST)
HANOI, Vietnam - Authorities said Thursday they are searching for former British rock star Gary Glitter over his alleged relationship with a Vietnamese teenager. Foreign Ministry spokesman Le Dung said officials have confirmed that Glitter, 61, whose real name is Paul Francis Gadd, was residing in a home in southern Vung Tau city and had applied for permanent resident status in Vietnam.
doris
- Thursday, November 17, 2005 at 08:45:51 (EST)
I hate mornings and anyone up during them.
v!c
USA - Thursday, November 17, 2005 at 08:26:14 (EST)
The Right Bros. AutoTune® is wrong.
At least the Von Trapps could sing
USA - Wednesday, November 16, 2005 at 17:29:32 (EST)
Signing off.
Gigantopithecus Delicti
USA - Wednesday, November 16, 2005 at 17:18:30 (EST)
what do you know, not only was the murder monkey wrong on everything, but whoever posted that was wrong on their dead link.
for those stupid enough to still be buying his shit
USA - Wednesday, November 16, 2005 at 16:52:23 (EST)
I just wrote this song for W!F.
Song Writer and Song Singer
USA - Wednesday, November 16, 2005 at 15:54:09 (EST)
why oh why is copying to a frikkin disc so much harder than copying to diskette?
feeling stoopiduh than usual
USA - Wednesday, November 16, 2005 at 15:53:24 (EST)
Yea, like 27 inches! Wooohoo. I'll be here all week.
Boy Orbison
USA - Wednesday, November 16, 2005 at 15:46:13 (EST)
ohh...I get in now...KOL=27 in a 40...
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, November 16, 2005 at 15:18:46 (EST)
Need a hand?

USA - Wednesday, November 16, 2005 at 14:51:59 (EST)
Words can hurt.
Gigantopithecus Delicti
USA - Wednesday, November 16, 2005 at 14:45:24 (EST)
That is a true case of somebody hurting somebody with their words
Lurkley
USA - Wednesday, November 16, 2005 at 14:40:54 (EST)
You people are gross
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, November 16, 2005 at 14:38:32 (EST)
v!c ya rat bastid. almost spit coffee outta my nose , reading your words...too funny...
hamburgerhelper
USA - Wednesday, November 16, 2005 at 13:55:59 (EST)
Looks like the truth got out about the US using chem weapons in Fallujah finally. They military even refers to the use on people as Shake and Bake (high explosives and white phosphorous). This sh!t was so hot it melted the flesh off people's bones and left their clothes intact on the bones.
WiF
USA - Wednesday, November 16, 2005 at 13:41:43 (EST)
Here's a new twist on a shotgun wedding
WiF
USA - Wednesday, November 16, 2005 at 13:04:19 (EST)
pondering a pithy corpus
huh?
USA - Wednesday, November 16, 2005 at 13:03:36 (EST)
In with the new art. Same as the old art.
Lady with Bags
USA - Wednesday, November 16, 2005 at 12:54:53 (EST)
The corpus of course.
Gigantopithecus Delicti
USA - Wednesday, November 16, 2005 at 12:36:22 (EST)
Mouse poo on toilet seat.
Found
USA - Wednesday, November 16, 2005 at 12:13:19 (EST)
and exactly what parts are, gigantic, pithy, and/or delectable?
once again, already having questioner regret
USA - Wednesday, November 16, 2005 at 12:03:57 (EST)
I wouldn't trust george to run a lemonade stand.... selling day old lemonade.
Mormon Nailer
USA - Wednesday, November 16, 2005 at 12:01:07 (EST)
Thanks to Dirty, this is my new moniker.
Gigantopithecus Delicti
USA - Wednesday, November 16, 2005 at 12:00:51 (EST)
I wouldn't trust George to run a hardware store.
Norman Mailer
USA - Wednesday, November 16, 2005 at 11:43:04 (EST)
Gotta love it. Looks like Woodward just threw another log on the fire that Rove is slow roasting over.
WiF
USA - Wednesday, November 16, 2005 at 11:28:10 (EST)
Dude, Kim Gordon.
GR
USA - Wednesday, November 16, 2005 at 09:41:40 (EST)
It's official, the murder monkey has founded the world's first "torturocracy" (remember you heard the term here first).
WiF
USA - Wednesday, November 16, 2005 at 09:29:13 (EST)
looks like MJ's spongebobs (spongeboobs?) have absorbed a substantial fluid quantity
squarepants wallets redux
USA - Wednesday, November 16, 2005 at 09:26:14 (EST)
Pic of MJ at bulkhead benefit show last weekend....

USA - Wednesday, November 16, 2005 at 09:07:52 (EST)
ed, that's the chick from the breeders I think.

USA - Wednesday, November 16, 2005 at 08:58:23 (EST)

Bowl of bowels?
USA - Wednesday, November 16, 2005 at 08:22:09 (EST)

Blobfish
USA - Wednesday, November 16, 2005 at 08:12:11 (EST)
27 in a 40?? I didn't know you and DON were so close KOL....
chong
USA - Wednesday, November 16, 2005 at 04:20:46 (EST)
belly button photo made me blow chunks.
ed
USA - Tuesday, November . My poor edith was on a short fuse as it was and we had a long way to drive home. This cop was eating up some pretty fucking valuable time while he made me sit in my s-box and run my plates. as it turns out the douche gives me a written warning (on my record for a year) and I don't even speed-EVER. I always drive the limit or LESS for fear of squarshing any critters or kids. Ask anybody that drives with me. So not only was I insulted that he said I was speeding I was fucking pissed because a valuable 20 minutes was eaten up by his bullshit and then edith had the worst seizure EVER 2 miles from home.
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 19:14:19 (EST)
White Speeder=Warning. Black Speeder=Prison Camp
Sambo
USA - Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 19:06:44 (EST)
MJ® told Kojack that her dog has loose bowels.
Cop Talk
USA - Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 19:03:04 (EST)
GR - Sure am in the Matunuck way. I've been doing a little sleuthing and if my suspicions are right those Frogs are at the RBHL. And if they are there than I think you might be the ex tenant of my Beau's sis, Mrs. Brown. But then again... BUT, If you are you should stop by right now and see the ducks! Wilma, Wellington and Webster.
Firewaterfarm
Wakefield, RI USA - Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 18:38:34 (EST)
for da Muddy B.
v!c
USA - Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 18:06:37 (EST)
KOL got pulled over for doing a 27 in a 40.
JURK
USA - Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 17:14:19 (EST)
whoever posted that deserves a dirty sanchez
v!c
USA - Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 17:12:34 (EST)
Parting shot for the day. Yes, even lower than the belly button pic...
note the smug geekish cheetah smile
USA - Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 17:09:56 (EST)
Hey I got pulled over in Compton too. And last time I checked I was as fucking white as a fucking yeast infection. WTF?
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 17:06:00 (EST)
i got pulled over in compton (li'l) by the sea and i'm white as a sheet
v!c
USA - Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 17:02:08 (EST)
belly button: dear sweat jesus...notice right hand digging in satchel for another milky way
v!c
USA - Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 17:00:35 (EST)
Same reason why no whiteys get pulled over by da police
Saddy Dumpington
USA - Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 16:54:28 (EST)
Current MJ favorite show: Animal Cops (Any City). Just one question, can't they show just ONE animal abuser who's white? We know they're out there.
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 16:49:10 (EST)
So who all is in Zeke now, anyway?
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 16:47:43 (EST)
'cause if you were nearby you should stop by the library RIGHT NOW to see reptiles & amphibians
GR
USA - Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 16:34:33 (EST)
Hey Zeke is nominated for multiple American Music Academy Awards. About time!
Sneak
USA - Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 16:30:47 (EST)
and thank FSM that
spring is months away
USA - Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 16:23:01 (EST)
two words-
belly button
USA - Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 16:22:26 (EST)
Speaking of out in the sticks, where the hell is that MEATHEAD guy anyway?
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 16:11:53 (EST)
Chong, please tell Aaron we can't do that show on accounta the OTHER band has a geeg that night
BS Booking Agent
USA - Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 16:10:12 (EST)
Oh and for the record, I'm GLAD ex street team, present cul de sac leader, CHONG, took down the stupid MyAss account he created for the band. I mean, how retarded is that propaganda bullshit anyway? "Hi, I'm a spam bot posing as a hot chick's picture and I want to direct you to my xxx website but I also really want to be your friend".
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 16:06:57 (EST)
If you're refering to me, Mr. Hand, then yes, KOL does enjoy dancing with wrinkly me. I also enjoy the Larchwood--much silliness watching the matching costumes--I don't get there often enough. What woods you in? Not down here Matunuck way is it?
GR
USA - Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 16:06:44 (EST)
As far as music goes. Sometimes nothing is better than something.
Local Reviewer
USA - Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 15:52:50 (EST)
AFLAC!
v!c
USA - Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 15:50:04 (EST)
Oh well, I'll just go and straighten some bent nails so I can hang more KEEP OUT signs. I do rather enjoy the company of ducks. Ya ALL from Wakefield!?
Firewaterfarm
Wakefield, RI USA - Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 15:20:56 (EST)
You could drive 30 minutes right back to the apparent cultural center of the universe. Personally I find the lack of west end pasty skin hipster drunk coke/cock fiend shittalkers refreshing.
KOL
USA - Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 15:11:45 (EST)
upon further review, vic, the funnier part of the story may be....a hoser named Rink?
doris
- Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 14:58:42 (EST)
Sounds like there's nothing but alot of dancing with the wrinklies at the Larchwood.
Mr. Hand
USA - Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 14:52:33 (EST)
Can't get no cable, no tv or radio reception, and way too far in the woods for the pizza guy. I've heard they have karaoke on Saturday night at Bobby G's, or is it Danny B's, or it it Charlie O's, but probably rather dance with the wrinklies at the Larchwood.
Firewaterfarm
Wakefield, RI USA - Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 14:38:32 (EST)
And lastly, that dude really is NOT me asking for more applause in the monitor.
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 14:37:28 (EST)
First of all, the question posed by Vic: "what's 3x6x3 and green and moldy?" answered by Wif's:"um...hi" is the funniest funniest repartee evah on the lurk. Secondly, I'm back from the eye doc with one dilated pupil but happy to report my eyesight is fine after the branch whipping the peeper took and C) Wakefield has a kickass Pella window store if you're looking for some action
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 14:35:11 (EST)
A cautionary tale for those with an aching eye.
WiF
USA - Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 14:28:36 (EST)
cheesecake and the phrase "Save Our Sizzlers" both in the same article.
WiF
USA - Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 14:27:19 (EST)
Leave the house? Why? Ifn youse got cable, why bother? I just gotz me a big ole dumpster outside that I can throw crap in and get deliveries from the stores so I don't have to go anywhere. I never even have to see that other Bakefield denizen Dexter except when cycling thru neighboring towns. Life is almost perfect. KOL, what is there to do in this stinkin' town? Got any ideas?
GR
USA - Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 14:15:09 (EST)
Riddle me this: what's 3 ft by 3 ft by 6 ft, full of dirt, and has a shovel stickin' out of his head? This is not a rhetorical question.
v!c
USA - Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 14:09:32 (EST)
hamburgerhelper knows of what she speaks
v!c
USA - Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 14:06:01 (EST)
Just wondering if the Wakefield Regular still stops by here? And does he really live in this town? I've moved to Wakefield from Prov (8mo now)and just about to lose my mind...Hoping he can clue me into what's worth leaving the house for in this town.
firewaterfarm
Wakefield, RI USA - Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 14:01:49 (EST)
Dirty, old pals.
v!c
USA - Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 13:58:29 (EST)
Happy Thanksforgivingmeavianbirdflue everyone!

USA - Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 13:58:06 (EST)
friend o' yours, veek?
doris
- Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 13:33:33 (EST)
MJ-tried to post yesterday but didn't go thru. Glad the pooch is more comfy. There is a med called anipryl that is used for canine cognizant dysfunction in seniors. I am just unsure if it can be mixed with pheno. Good luck
helmethelper
USA - Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 12:22:30 (EST)
So does throwing Iraqis to the lions fall under winning hearts and minds?

more murder monkey managerie mayhem
USA - Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 11:57:59 (EST)
Headpage looks like atomic toilet suit w/buit in alarm clock. Also looks like is it was drawn by kid who got tired of doing skulls over and over again.
Jimmy
USA - Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 11:54:24 (EST)
MJ ASKS FOR MORE APPLAUSE IN THE MONITORS

Bran Francisco
USA - Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 11:51:59 (EST)
That's pretty funny. except for the funny part.
juicy pipey pipe
USA - Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 11:49:10 (EST)
NEWSFLASH: Not to be outdone by Green Day our very own FIDS have released a concept album of their own: Soundtrack to a Gay Cooking Show. The debut kickoff listening party will be at the Living Room on November 18th.
George Forman
USA - Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 11:43:58 (EST)
uhh... hi
WiF
USA - Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 11:26:08 (EST)
What's 3 by 3 by 6 and moldy green all over?
v!c
USA - Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 11:25:49 (EST)
Cannot afford that level of hipness. Was looking to avoid other end of the spectrum, walmart to be specific.
WiF
USA - Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 11:25:30 (EST)
Hey Cool thing. Tell me one thing. Are you going to free us from male white corpoate oppression? Fear of a female planet. I just want you to know that we can still be friends. Tell it like it is!
Jimmy
USA - Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 11:10:00 (EST)
oh hi
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 11:00:03 (EST)
Wif, if you want to be really hip get a computer bag here.
Hip Wif
USA - Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 10:58:55 (EST)
Wow, that spam knows it's target audiance doesn't it?
Jimmy
USA - Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 10:43:53 (EST)
Stacie's mom has got it going on.
Delinquent Minor
USA - Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 10:43:47 (EST)
Any suggestions for where to get a computer bag for my uber 17"?
WiF
USA - Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 10:17:56 (EST)
Not exactly MILF materiale.

USA - Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 10:04:50 (EST)
Don't tell TS about that Shakira cover.
BP
USA - Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 09:59:26 (EST)
twat's that? I cunt hear you. I have an ear infucktion. Don't worry, i'll finger it out in the moaning with some penisillin.
Jimmy
USA - Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 09:53:22 (EST)
Shakira's a carpenter's dream. Flat as a board!
Jimmy
USA - Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 09:51:56 (EST)
Yawn.
v!c
USA - Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 09:32:33 (EST)
My Space Blog belonging to the pennsylvania idiot who murdered his 14 y.o girlfriend's parents. Some funny comments like "one time I was balls deep in a 14 year old girl, and her parents caught me so I killed them. Oh wait, no that was you nevermind".
Sneak
USA - Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 08:29:17 (EST)
I'm bored.
ed
USA - Monday, November 14, 2005 at 22:04:19 (EST)
Hey Gr, be happy for the bone, if I'd have noticed you earlier, woulda run youz off da road !
Dexter
Bakefield, RI USA - Monday, November 14, 2005 at 20:00:52 (EST)
blue van = white trash shed right now
v!c
USA - Monday, November 14, 2005 at 17:40:31 (EST)
it's the biblical theme that did it for ya muddy, right?
sum lurker flesh merchant
USA - Monday, November 14, 2005 at 16:29:51 (EST)
thanks wif you just made my day!
muddy Briefs
USA - Monday, November 14, 2005 at 16:10:20 (EST)
So am I wrong in thinking this will go platinum whether there are discs in the box or not?

WiF
USA - Monday, November 14, 2005 at 16:07:40 (EST)
An occifer of the law once asked us if we were playing grab-@ss in the car and that's why it swerved.
GR
USA - Monday, November 14, 2005 at 15:59:32 (EST)
Blue van update?
muddy Briefs
USA - Monday, November 14, 2005 at 15:53:28 (EST)
I almost posted them there rules myself, v!c. So shall we speculate on what "playing grab-ass" is or just leave that one alone?
WiF
USA - Monday, November 14, 2005 at 15:46:00 (EST)
Carr: Them clothes got laundry numbers on them. You remember your number and always wear the ones that has your number. Any man forgets his number spends a night in the box. These here spoons you keep with you. Any man loses his spoon spends a night in the box. There's no playing grab-ass or fighting in the building. You got a grudge against another man, you fight him Saturday afternoon. Any man playing grab-ass or fighting in the building spends a night in the box. First bell's at five minutes of eight when you will get in your bunk. Last bell is at eight. Any man not in his bunk at eight spends the night in the box. There is no smoking in the prone position in bed. To smoke you must have both legs over the side of your bunk. Any man caught smoking in the prone position in bed... spends a night in the box. You get two sheets. Every Saturday, you put the clean sheet on the top... the top sheet on the bottom... and the bottom sheet you turn in to the laundry boy. Any man turns in the wrong sheet spends a night in the box. No one'll sit in the bunks with dirty pants on. Any man with dirty pants on sitting on the bunks spends a night in the box. Any man don't bring back his empty pop bottle spends a night in the box. Any man loud talking spends a night in the box. You got questions, you come to me. I'm Carr, the floor walker. I'm responsible for order in here. Any man don't keep order spends a night in... Luke: ...the box. Carr: I hope you ain't going to be a hard case. Luke: [Smiles, shakes head].
v!c
USA - Monday, November 14, 2005 at 15:34:25 (EST)
Sixpackistan.
KOL
USA - Monday, November 14, 2005 at 15:33:01 (EST)
I'll be at both shows too. Except I think Dexter flipped me off yesterday while I was out bike riding/fighting the wind.
GR
USA - Monday, November 14, 2005 at 15:32:14 (EST)
Scooter's scatology- case ya ain't seen any excerpts of this gem....
"The narrative makes generous mention of lice, snot, drunkenness, bad breath, torture, urine, “turds,” armpits, arm hair, neck hair, pubic hair, pus, boils, and blood (regular and menstrual). One passage goes, 'At length he walked around to the deer’s head and, reaching into his pants, struggled for a moment and then pulled out his penis. He began to piss in the snow just in front of the deer’s nostrils.'"
WiF of rampant neocon secretions
USA - Monday, November 14, 2005 at 15:27:40 (EST)
Why you got to go and say fifty eggs for? Why not thirty-five or thirty-nine?
Dragline
USA - Monday, November 14, 2005 at 15:17:37 (EST)
Hey Alex go fuck yourself there is nothing wrong with my shoes!
muddy Briefs
USA - Monday, November 14, 2005 at 15:13:20 (EST)
currently listening to Kazakh jaw harp music
I crap you negative
USA - Monday, November 14, 2005 at 15:02:28 (EST)
I'll be at the Fashion Failures show, but lets not forget Suicide Liquors, Neutral Nation and Darkbuster at the Living Room on Friday Night
fly on the wall
USA - Monday, November 14, 2005 at 14:41:06 (EST)
Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez warned Mexican leader Vicente Fox, "Don't mess with me."
v.
USA - Monday, November 14, 2005 at 14:30:49 (EST)
So if a bunch of monks have an orgy, would that be a cloister fvck? ... and the sheep the monks keep, a cloister flock?
WiF

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Lurkive November 6, 2005 – December 1, 2005
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