Wensleydale
USA - Tuesday, September 27, 2005 at 19:32:09 (EDT)
whats up with the chill in the johnny pic?
flegg
USA - Tuesday, September 27, 2005 at 19:02:45 (EDT)
Of the 2,749 office workers, rescuers and others killed after two jetliners flew into the twin towers and caused their collapse, only 292 full bodies were recovered, according to families of the victims.
v.
USA - Tuesday, September 27, 2005 at 18:54:47 (EDT)
Speakin' of fossils.
v!c
USA - Tuesday, September 27, 2005 at 18:48:06 (EDT)
say what!
64 foot wingspan = holy frikkin crap
USA - Tuesday, September 27, 2005 at 17:02:26 (EDT)
Uzbeks tell murder monkey to pack it in
now get the uzbek out of here
USA - Tuesday, September 27, 2005 at 16:46:29 (EDT)
MJŪ posing for don's art project.
USA - Tuesday, September 27, 2005 at 16:23:54 (EDT)
I can see how that pic would drive one to guzzle a drano slurpee
WiF
USA - Tuesday, September 27, 2005 at 16:15:02 (EDT)
Hm.
USA - Tuesday, September 27, 2005 at 15:46:24 (EDT)
bored AND tied for first.
doris
- Tuesday, September 27, 2005 at 15:41:20 (EDT)
Well, she does wear nice shoes but I have never seen Fergie dance. 
GR
USA - Tuesday, September 27, 2005 at 15:37:17 (EDT)
fergie only likes the choco dongs, innit?
Truth
USA - Tuesday, September 27, 2005 at 15:28:57 (EDT)
Know what else is overrated? Boris & Gromit. I mean, they're alright, but Boris is a bit dull.
Garfield Jon
USA - Tuesday, September 27, 2005 at 15:26:16 (EDT)
MJ that was deceptive and wrong! And to everyone who says fergie is overrated she's hot you fucking idiots and dances good. Since when are these expendable commodities?
muddy Briefs
USA - Tuesday, September 27, 2005 at 15:24:16 (EDT)
Ok so since all you fanboys are asking for it, here is the pic what inspired the frontpage poster. Enjoy!
MJ ®
USA - Tuesday, September 27, 2005 at 15:00:54 (EDT)
Soon to taint the Supreme Court of the United States of America...as if it needed more taint.
USA - Tuesday, September 27, 2005 at 14:56:12 (EDT)
You calling into sports radio now?
GR
USA - Tuesday, September 27, 2005 at 14:50:51 (EDT)
Fergie= totally overrated
Garfield Jon
USA - Tuesday, September 27, 2005 at 14:35:02 (EDT)
Mold can be fuzzy too.
Mold Man
USA - Tuesday, September 27, 2005 at 14:23:40 (EDT)
Nope, I was too busy hanging at "The Somewhat Matted Rutabaga"
WiF
USA - Tuesday, September 27, 2005 at 14:04:24 (EDT)
EXPLAIN
AMan
USA - Tuesday, September 27, 2005 at 13:50:12 (EDT)
Inapropos? Web site? Misinformation?
Blasphemos
USA - Tuesday, September 27, 2005 at 13:31:14 (EDT)
Hey, you might wanna change that front page thingy since it's really no longer apropos.
End Around Yeti
USA - Tuesday, September 27, 2005 at 13:27:21 (EDT)
Did wif ever frequent the Fuzzy Grape?
Peeler Barry
USA - Tuesday, September 27, 2005 at 12:40:24 (EDT)
gift...
for the chong that has everything
USA - Tuesday, September 27, 2005 at 12:34:37 (EDT)
I blame v!c for the music speak. He tried to end-around the lurk music rules by emailing music talk to the BSTC. Yetis should know better.
don
USA - Tuesday, September 27, 2005 at 12:12:41 (EDT)
Chong cant open his eyes wide enough to see how awesome the Dwarves are. Well except for those last 2 records. They weren't so hot. Actually they were pretty much horrible. And the live DVD I got a few months ago was awful as well. Shit.
Leeron
USA - Tuesday, September 27, 2005 at 12:02:33 (EDT)
I don't have time for you losres today because I have a life outside of this computer but before i leave i just wanted to say that there really does seem to be an awful lot of mus!c talk on the lurk...k, bye.
MJŪ
USA - Tuesday, September 27, 2005 at 12:01:29 (EDT)
yeah, the dwarves sounds just like the queers. no wonder this band can't get signed, they don't know music man!
Ruddy Quiefs
USA - Tuesday, September 27, 2005 at 11:57:29 (EDT)
KOL: You are not even close to being alone, well maybe in your age group.
Don from WEEI
USA - Tuesday, September 27, 2005 at 11:53:36 (EDT)
I don't see the difference between the Dwarves, The Queers and Shonen Knife. The Hansen Brothers are the same too, but I happen to like hockey songs.
Don from Halifax
USA - Tuesday, September 27, 2005 at 11:51:15 (EDT)
record review = proof that chong is the funniest person any of us have EVER met.
Dopey Lopes
USA - Tuesday, September 27, 2005 at 11:45:00 (EDT)
ok maybe ill have to send you one of those big emails again with the good dwarves album. now we sit and wait for leeron to call everyone gay for not loving the dwarves. kinda funny seeing as he is a gratefull dead fan.
chong
USA - Tuesday, September 27, 2005 at 11:43:07 (EDT)
I like the hellacopters more than you do.
chong
USA - Tuesday, September 27, 2005 at 11:40:37 (EDT)
I have only heard a few individual numbers and was unimpressed enough to not pursue it any further. With that said, your BS review was the best review ever written by a man.
Don from Birmingham
USA - Tuesday, September 27, 2005 at 11:32:21 (EDT)
Bands KOL might be alone in liking a lot: New Bomb Turks, Hellacopters, Rolling Stones, Faces, Zeke, Kyuss, Fu Manchu, Kinks etc.
KOL
USA - Tuesday, September 27, 2005 at 11:28:09 (EDT)
Don, have you heard the album "the dwarves are young and good looking"? I myself am not a huge fan but that record rules. And if you disagree dont bother posting because I dont care what you think anyway.
Chong
USA - Tuesday, September 27, 2005 at 11:25:25 (EDT)
Black Sabbath reminds me of the time i was wiping my butt and my finger slipped off the paper. weird, but not entirely un-enjoyable.
Ruddy Quiefs
USA - Tuesday, September 27, 2005 at 11:22:18 (EDT)
Ruddy: what is your take on Black Sabbath?
Sneak
USA - Tuesday, September 27, 2005 at 11:18:06 (EDT)
I dunno about Big World, but I find Dwarves songs to be about as boring as it gets.
Don from Jonestown
USA - Tuesday, September 27, 2005 at 11:12:14 (EDT)
looks like jesus telling GWB where to stick something.
Roger Waters
USA - Tuesday, September 27, 2005 at 11:09:56 (EDT)
Most disturbing image from hurricane coverage was this thingy on the wall in some southern hospital.
Thingy
USA - Tuesday, September 27, 2005 at 11:07:58 (EDT)
I just interviewed Don from Johnston, turn out he hated BIG WORLD just as much as me!
Ruddy Quiefs
USA - Tuesday, September 27, 2005 at 11:07:41 (EDT)
I always like that Roger Waters. Smart fella.
drugsy
USA - Tuesday, September 27, 2005 at 11:05:20 (EDT)
I just interviewed chong. What a fvcking bore
Roger Waters
USA - Tuesday, September 27, 2005 at 11:05:00 (EDT)
Hey is it me or is Fergie over-rated?
Black-eyed CHONG
USA - Tuesday, September 27, 2005 at 11:04:20 (EDT)
just interviewed Roger Waters. He said that Benny Sizzler was not very entertaining.
Chong
USA - Tuesday, September 27, 2005 at 11:00:17 (EDT)
Radio Free Ed has got some competition today.
double headed don
USA - Tuesday, September 27, 2005 at 10:54:20 (EDT)
spam is good spam is great let us thank spam for this spam
spammy sosa
USA - Tuesday, September 27, 2005 at 10:34:47 (EDT)
anybody know where I can find a buttload of porn spim?
my spimmeth runneth overeth
USA - Tuesday, September 27, 2005 at 09:44:55 (EDT)
sox win east. nyy = on couch, eating bonbons, no later than sunday 11pm. which i have already stated as recorded by vic. CHI wins central.
boris
- Tuesday, September 27, 2005 at 09:28:33 (EDT)
boy it took me along time to type all that....
jim spim
USA - Tuesday, September 27, 2005 at 08:48:06 (EDT)
Yankees win East, Indians win Central, Red Sox wild card, White Sox take
the gas pipe. Rain out today makes it extremely difficult for Sox to win two
tomorrow against a team they are 5-9 against this year.
ed
USA - Monday, September 26, 2005 at 21:48:40 (EDT)
WHATS UP WITH OCEAN MIST BENEFIT SHOW DOPEY AND ROB?
ASDFAG
USA - Monday, September 26, 2005 at 21:46:36 (EDT)
Too bad Vic, poster's staying put on accounta the bitches looks smokin in it.
MJŪ
USA - Monday, September 26, 2005 at 21:30:05 (EDT)
Rock on all you MF'ers!!!!
no rock talk...
Dopey
USA - Monday, September 26, 2005 at 20:49:52 (EDT)
Is this band any good? k, bye!
Peanut
USA - Monday, September 26, 2005 at 18:05:50 (EDT)
LOAD
USA - Monday, September 26, 2005 at 17:55:09 (EDT)
Go march on a Hitler Robot.
v!c
USA - Monday, September 26, 2005 at 17:45:53 (EDT)
fuck you vic, what are you home schooled or something?
mj
USA - Monday, September 26, 2005 at 17:38:58 (EDT)
a) what is an Iragi? b) Orioles in 3 = fish on bicycle, but c) marching on Robot Frig actually funny.
v!c
USA - Monday, September 26, 2005 at 17:34:24 (EDT)
Heh? Be right up, boss!
USA - Monday, September 26, 2005 at 17:30:46 (EDT)
leeron, you got a good woman there. saturday i marched on my refrigerator, ate the contents and then purged
mj
USA - Monday, September 26, 2005 at 17:30:16 (EDT)
If this don't make you a Sox fan, nuttin' will.
USA - Monday, September 26, 2005 at 17:29:11 (EDT)
Doesn't anyone else think that Iragi on Iraqi crime is hott?
mj
USA - Monday, September 26, 2005 at 17:26:57 (EDT)
fuck, well then it was WALLY COX that i had a crush on. and i shit you not. Vic, Orioles in 3
mj
USA - Monday, September 26, 2005 at 17:24:19 (EDT)
Heard an interesting point today. Seems that in Leviticus you are forbidden to touch a pig's skin on the sabbath and the punishment for violation is death. So do we use the Saturday sabbath, or the Sunday sabbath as the excuse to kill everryone that plays football, or does the fact that they're cowhide balls now mean we only go back to when they used genuine pigskin?
WiF
USA - Monday, September 26, 2005 at 17:16:04 (EDT)
mj has always been hot for me
USA - Monday, September 26, 2005 at 17:11:16 (EDT)
Don't worry, WiF...the pain in your eyes that is baseball will soon be over and you can focus your full concentration on the pig skin.
v!c
USA - Monday, September 26, 2005 at 17:10:30 (EDT)
I don't know nothin' about all this Iraq, baseball, hate george bush, blah blah balh bullshit and I don' wanna know. Alls I know is drinkin' beer and kickin' ass! That's what it's all aboot! bitches!
Jon from Garfield
USA - Monday, September 26, 2005 at 17:09:25 (EDT)
My guess is I'll be watching football all day Sunday (and Saturday for that matter too)
WiF of the autumnal sport divine
USA - Monday, September 26, 2005 at 17:07:57 (EDT)
So. Dirty. Let's read your prediction on how the Red Sox, Spankees, and Indians line up come midnight on Sundee.
v!c
- Monday, September 26, 2005 at 17:05:22 (EDT)
THIS jello never says a word.
USA - Monday, September 26, 2005 at 17:03:23 (EDT)
The deaths raised to 1,917 the number of US service members who have died since the beginning of the Iraq war in March 2003.
Friendly Reminder
USA - Monday, September 26, 2005 at 17:00:19 (EDT)
ahh musical rock theory, I remember it well also
Hugh: Don't touch me, I'm a doctor.
Judge Maxwell: Of what?
Hugh: Music.
Judge Maxwell: Can you fix a hi-fi?
Hugh: No.
Judge Maxwell: Then shut up!
WiF
USA - Monday, September 26, 2005 at 16:59:21 (EDT)
Mrs Leeron managed to attend the big hullabaloo in DC as well as the concert following. Declared that Jello Biafra really needs to learn when to stop talking.
Leeron
USA - Monday, September 26, 2005 at 16:48:08 (EDT)
agreed doris, super-shitty. Almost as shitty as bombing 100,000 innocent Iraqis into dust
like you gotta ask
USA - Monday, September 26, 2005 at 16:47:15 (EDT)
Stupid mj, Wally Cox was Underdog's voice.
WiF
USA - Monday, September 26, 2005 at 16:45:35 (EDT)
i realize it's iraq and all, but this seems to raise(/lower?) the bar as far as shitty things people do.
doris
- Monday, September 26, 2005 at 16:06:09 (EDT)
hey kol, i'll cram more than a wash mitt down the front of your pants if you know what i mean
mj
USA - Monday, September 26, 2005 at 16:04:47 (EDT)
Lets try this again...
KOL
USA - Monday, September 26, 2005 at 15:59:59 (EDT)
goodbye don.
Don, - Monday, September 26, 2005 at 15:59:12 (EDT)
This dude rules. And I don't mean the concernced homeowner
KOL
USA - Monday, September 26, 2005 at 15:58:38 (EDT)
and mother of god sad to say I know that Howard Bannister is the name of Ryan O'Neil's character in the Barbara Streisand vehicle, "what's up doc?"
mj
USA - Monday, September 26, 2005 at 15:54:49 (EDT)
ps to dopey, you think that poster is hot? you should see the photo it was fashioned after
mj
USA - Monday, September 26, 2005 at 15:50:56 (EDT)
How many is a brazillion=so funny. sad about don adams. mj had a crush on him as Underdog. vic, yeah, don't worry, at least don got to provide moral support for the sox because GOD FORBID he forgo the televised game during the HUNT FOR OCTOBER
mj
USA - Monday, September 26, 2005 at 15:49:39 (EDT)
Briefs, it was you or a reasonable facsimile. And pleather just don't breath. Trust me, I KNOW.
v!c
USA - Monday, September 26, 2005 at 15:28:19 (EDT)
Don Adams has taken the Gadget Tram down to the lake.
Howard Bannister
USA - Monday, September 26, 2005 at 15:25:13 (EDT)
86 got 86ed
they finally got smot
USA - Monday, September 26, 2005 at 15:24:27 (EDT)
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.
He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the
President sits, head in hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
murder monkey monolog
USA - Monday, September 26, 2005 at 15:22:10 (EDT)
Don Adams will not be down to battle KAOS.
ed
USA - Monday, September 26, 2005 at 15:11:59 (EDT)
Anyone ever rent to a Uti?
Kornelius
USA - Monday, September 26, 2005 at 15:09:03 (EDT)
mj wore vinyl pants onstage once and had a uti for a year
MJŪ
USA - Monday, September 26, 2005 at 15:05:42 (EDT)
Anyone on the lurk have any experience renting a house to a Yeti?
MJŪ
USA - Monday, September 26, 2005 at 15:04:37 (EDT)
I saw the Hat wear Pleather Pants when VOR opened up for Courage To Be. He came across as pretty sensitive.
Inflatable Children
USA - Monday, September 26, 2005 at 14:58:31 (EDT)
question- so do you think the smile might have some relation to the cop's hand being "out of sight"?
USA - Monday, September 26, 2005 at 14:38:52 (EDT)
Comments are great. They make blogs more dynamic, diverse and more interesting. Blogs with comments tend to be more popular. Comments are a great place for sharing ideas, providing opinion and link recommendations and references
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NA New York - Monday, September 26, 2005 at 14:14:33 (EDT)
Duo Power!
Drano Twins
USA - Monday, September 26, 2005 at 13:58:05 (EDT)
MJ Suicide Girls Poster turns me on immensely...please leave up indefinitely!!!
Dopey
USA - Monday, September 26, 2005 at 13:52:35 (EDT)
Vic please refrain from using the word "hawkin'" ever again. I was not there.
I have no leather or pleather pants.
muddy Briefs
USA - Monday, September 26, 2005 at 13:39:37 (EDT)
Did anybody go to the Deke/Nashville Potatoes show? I heard Briefs was hawkin' merch for Deke in pleather pants.
v!c
USA - Monday, September 26, 2005 at 13:20:59 (EDT)
october 7th actually. big ups to the wensleydale reference. the vid with the three main shorts also has all ten existing super-shorts in 'cracking contraptions' (soccamatic, tellyscope, etc). much yuck. WtF actually *does* look a little bit like wendolene ramsbottom.
doris
- Monday, September 26, 2005 at 13:13:54 (EDT)
That penguin, bad news. Now, as for Compton...
v!c
USA - Monday, September 26, 2005 at 13:11:36 (EDT)
wallets and vommit
mj
USA - Monday, September 26, 2005 at 13:10:05 (EDT)
I prefer Wallets and Vommit- The erstwhile adventures of Wallets, the fractionally-titted manic rocker, and Vommit, her fur-ball plagued canine companion who is constanly yacking up messy bits on strip-mall developers and zoning board members.
WiF
USA - Monday, September 26, 2005 at 12:57:55 (EDT)
mj love wallace and grommit
MJŪ
USA - Monday, September 26, 2005 at 12:46:42 (EDT)
Hurray! "No more lodgers--more trouble than they're worth." 
Gromit
USA - Monday, September 26, 2005 at 12:44:05 (EDT)
Did MJ just call Ruyter a HO?
Kornelius
USA - Monday, September 26, 2005 at 12:25:17 (EDT)
first wallace + gromit movie now mere weeks away.
boris
- Monday, September 26, 2005 at 12:21:10 (EDT)
spoonful of confusion
USA - Monday, September 26, 2005 at 12:18:24 (EDT)
How about MJ is "N" scale to Ruyter's "HO" scale (as in having NO tits)?
MJŪ
USA - Monday, September 26, 2005 at 12:00:35 (EDT)
Ruyter is like a 2/3 scale version of MJ.
Sneak
USA - Monday, September 26, 2005 at 11:58:15 (EDT)
Ps to KOL-Briefs has leather pants
MJŪ
USA - Monday, September 26, 2005 at 11:55:28 (EDT)
PS to KOL, I thought I told you never to come round the house.
MJŪ
USA - Monday, September 26, 2005 at 11:54:46 (EDT)
FYI suicide girls not happening do to Dela being "fucked over" by their booking agent. Poster will remain up, however, as MJ looks hot in it. Thank you.
BSTC
USA - Monday, September 26, 2005 at 11:53:33 (EDT)
PS-Sid Abruzzi=FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER
MJŪ
USA - Monday, September 26, 2005 at 11:52:19 (EDT)
My take on Nashville Pussy. First time I saw/heard them=I liked them because of Corey Parks with the fire eating and Ruyter ripping et all. A good spectacle. But without the sideshow you realize that the dude's voice=not so good and songs=average.
not MJŪ because talk of mus!c not allowed on lurk
USA - Monday, September 26, 2005 at 11:51:14 (EDT)
Is it me or is the lady carrying the LIARS sign wearing a Benny Sizzler wife pleaser?
MJŪ
USA - Monday, September 26, 2005 at 11:48:49 (EDT)
I bet Steinbrenner is pissed he missed out on this action
"The jet belongs to a part-owner of the Boston Red Sox, who told The Boston Globe that the team's logo was covered when the CIA leased the plane."
Air Abu Ghraib
USA - Monday, September 26, 2005 at 11:07:55 (EDT)
Oh Briefs.
Rod Dr!ver
USA - Monday, September 26, 2005 at 11:04:06 (EDT)
puppy + sword swallowing =
canine cutastrophy
USA - Monday, September 26, 2005 at 10:26:37 (EDT)
Yea, well I was in Washington on Sunday and we had almost 400 pro war supporters.
don
USA - Monday, September 26, 2005 at 10:10:25 (EDT)
I dont know about politics but I do know that i want the lady with the LIARS sign to take off her top.
William Radcliffe
USA - Monday, September 26, 2005 at 10:10:05 (EDT)
W!F
USA - Monday, September 26, 2005 at 10:03:38 (EDT)
Big World wouldn't let terry's new band "Terry and the Pirates" open for them. Might this have something to do with all the hate?
Stuart Foot
USA - Monday, September 26, 2005 at 09:57:05 (EDT)
Easy dude. I'm just saying it was quite a spectacle at the big World show. Amazing does not necessarily refer to the music. Take it to the top.
KOL
USA - Monday, September 26, 2005 at 09:23:40 (EDT)
BOy, I sure am glad you've all decided to make this website a s shitty as possible. Way to go! Ha ha. I had to quit taking drugs because the guys in big world already took them all. i heard they do some much drugs that one time instead of eating lunch they just took some drugs instead.
Wayne Rooney
USA - Monday, September 26, 2005 at 09:02:13 (EDT)
That was not me as I hate Zeke. I also hate being referred to as lame for missing Big World. Unfortunately this world is not big enough for them to find a private area to occupy outside the radar of descerning tastes. Look I know big world did a good thing 25 years ago by influencing NN and I thank them for that as NN shows are some of my fondest memories. But Big World sucks! Their songs suck, the band sucks etc. I'm not trying to be mean but let's face the facts.
muddy Briefs
USA - Sunday, September 25, 2005 at 18:59:34 (EDT)
I think Nashville Pussy suck almost as much as Zeke rock. If you played them both simultaneously it would cancel each other out and create silence.
Leeron
USA - Sunday, September 25, 2005 at 15:50:38 (EDT)
Sid of Big World = the Ozzie Osbourne of Aquidneck Island. Amazing. Topped only by Zeke last night! ZEKE RULES Hey there was a guy there that looked exactly like The Hat. EXACTLY. Hat, wifebeater etc. But he did have leatheresque pants on, something I don't think Plec would wear.
KOL
USA - Sunday, September 25, 2005 at 13:02:41 (EDT)
It's great when old tyme R&R ers get together (or don't) in this case to re-live bygone days...
Hidden Rocker
USA - Sunday, September 25, 2005 at 11:55:25 (EDT)
the office is cool, british version is much better. If you want to watch something hilarious though check out Father Ted on RIPBS tuesdays at 10:30. Great BBC comedy from late 90's. Totally feckin' brilliant and no commercials.
father ted
USA - Sunday, September 25, 2005 at 11:39:30 (EDT)
even people who were supposed to play didn't show up, so it must have been really worth it
gay focker
USA - Sunday, September 25, 2005 at 11:35:04 (EDT)
so is this a 2nd season of the Office?
GR
USA - Sunday, September 25, 2005 at 10:53:45 (EDT)
Big World did ROCK, for all you posers who were to lamo to attend the show. OOOps, no talking about music on the lurk.....except for MJ & Chong & WiF and....
Real Rocker
USA - Sunday, September 25, 2005 at 09:45:05 (EDT)
The problem with the US version of The Office is Steve Carell. Ricky Gervais'
David Brent was basically an incompetant boob who wanted so much to be loved
that you could smell the flopsweat coming off him. Carell's Michael Scott
just comes off as an arrogant, egotistical asshole.
ed
USA - Saturday, September 24, 2005 at 23:15:10 (EDT)
flattered, ching, but boris does not row his boat in that manner so you
must resolve yr itchy ass issue elsewhere.
dirty
- Saturday, September 24, 2005 at 16:30:10 (EDT)
What a bummer...I'm only sorry that I did not race up there to perform
myself...
Dopey
USA - Saturday, September 24, 2005 at 14:42:43 (EDT)
So we go to see DWI, Suicide Liquors, and Big World last night. But, The
Kid has a temp so SL is out and someone in DWI cut his hand off so that's
out. But, enjoyed Dexter (and Mr. Mortgage)singing along with Big World on
a couple of numbers.
GR
USA - Saturday, September 24, 2005 at 14:06:21 (EDT)
There was this guy who lost an eye in an accident and he was going to kill
himself but then he saw this guy boris and he went up to him and said, "thank
you. I may have a glass eye, buut you suck boris and you make my ass itch"
And then he killed him instead.
Chong's Glass Eye UK
USA - Saturday, September 24, 2005 at 12:17:58 (EDT)
MAN WITH ONE ARM
There was a man who lost one of his arms in an accident. He became very depressed
because he had loved to play guitar and a lot of things that took two arms.
One day he had had it. He decided to commit suicide. He got on an elevator
and went to the top of a building to jump off. He was standing on the ledge
looking down and saw this man skipping along, whistling and kicking up his
heels. He looked closer and saw this man didn't have any arms at all.
He started thinking, what am I doing up here feeling sorry for myself, I still
have one good arm to do things with. There goes a man with no arms skipping
down the sidewalk happy and going on with his life.
He hurried down and caught up to the man with no arms. He told him how glad
he was to see him because he had lost one of his arms and felt ugly and useless
and was going to kill himself. He thanked him again for saving his life and
he knew he could make it with one arm if that guy could go on with no arms.
The man with no arms began dancing and whistling and kicking up his heels
again.
He asked, "Why are you so happy anyway?"
He said, "I'm NOT happy; my ass itches."
boris
- Saturday, September 24, 2005 at 10:45:14 (EDT)
like the crack of the ass got no class crack crack crack. CIA conspiracy to
hurt the black black black attack from the inside inside of the crack! smack
W!F
USA - Friday, September 23, 2005 at 23:12:54 (EDT)
nice website, whered you get the idea? fucking wal-mart?
chong lee
USA - Friday, September 23, 2005 at 22:56:51 (EDT)
i remember this one time when i marched on fuck you bitches. having a cause
i gay ass and im serious i hate this place. i don have a cglass eye. i have
bells paulsy you dicks. nice to make fun. maybe i kick some ass tomoree atnaragansett.
dicks, all of you.
chong lee
USA - Friday, September 23, 2005 at 22:55:20 (EDT)
I remebver this one time me and Farakhan marched to D.C. , but he turned
this here brother out when he heard my poetry! Too angry and repeTITive I
guess.
W!F
USA - Friday, September 23, 2005 at 20:05:27 (EDT)
Ahh yes marching on Washington. My last march was in 2000 when I walked
arm in arm with all my millions of brothers and sisters to get voting rights
for our Iraqi bretheren.
don from belsen
USA - Friday, September 23, 2005 at 18:52:16 (EDT)
So this weekend is the first time Mrs Leeron has left town and I have had
both kids. Should be fun. I think Im gonna take em to gallilee while the Mrs
marches on washington. woohoo
Leeron
USA - Friday, September 23, 2005 at 18:08:37 (EDT)
Number 41 of the 86 Rules of Boozing: Anyone onstage or behind a bar is
fifty percent better looking.
GR
USA - Friday, September 23, 2005 at 17:09:10 (EDT)
I hate everything. But right now I really hate the phrase "domestic diva"
WTF? I saw 2 Australian shepherds in a truck outside my library today.
GR
USA - Friday, September 23, 2005 at 16:52:19 (EDT)
how about a show where the lurkers KILL CHONG
aaron spelling
USA - Friday, September 23, 2005 at 16:35:24 (EDT)
mj saw border collie at beach
mj
USA - Friday, September 23, 2005 at 16:34:30 (EDT)
Yuck! Chong is gross!
GR
USA - Friday, September 23, 2005 at 16:07:47 (EDT)
post for no good reason at all
USA - Friday, September 23, 2005 at 15:58:08 (EDT)
I've got this great idea for a sitcom: It's set in an all night gas station
and it stars the dad from Alf and Chong. Every show centers around various
"characters" coming in to buy gas, but then they freak out over his glass
eye, and he's like a cult leader during the day, and the running joke is
that at the end of every show some extra comes in and says " hey hawkeye,
how about gettin' me some gas" and then Chong's Canadian girlfriend goes
"ok" and cuts a trademark totally smelly fart. Wicked funny.
the REAL Chong's Glass Eye UK
USA - Friday, September 23, 2005 at 15:40:41 (EDT)
I hate pigeons. they taste awful.
Chong's Glass Eye UK
USA - Friday, September 23, 2005 at 15:32:59 (EDT)
Oh my God will you please just
SHUT UP!
USA - Friday, September 23, 2005 at 15:29:29 (EDT)
speaking of shafted, them folks what was here before us just got screwed
again. Seems the records that the Interior department for decades has been
claiming don't exist were just found in the trash
insult meet injury,
injury meet insult
USA - Friday, September 23, 2005 at 15:22:13 (EDT)
sombrero shafted implasters?
don't tell me
USA - Friday, September 23, 2005 at 15:19:46 (EDT)
"When the levees broke in New Orleans, it apparently made him reach for
a shot," said one insider. "He poured himself a Texas-sized shot of straight
whiskey and tossed it back. The First Lady was shocked and shouted: "Stop
George!"
for enquiring
minds only
USA - Friday, September 23, 2005 at 14:58:58 (EDT)
look at the
pretty
swirly
USA - Friday, September 23, 2005 at 12:57:07 (EDT)
I just came up with a new theory. Given enough time, spam generators
wil eventually rewrite all of Shakespeare's plays.
sum bard-poster
USA - Friday, September 23, 2005 at 12:56:29 (EDT)
Give up on keeping up with Indians/Yanks. Playoffs = hope White Sox downfall
> Red Sox downfall.
donchong
USA - Friday, September 23, 2005 at 12:06:16 (EDT)
I think Golden Girls episode 83=tit!
Chonh
USA - Friday, September 23, 2005 at 12:02:16 (EDT)
agree with at least one chong re: The Office. also think season
premiere of LOST assed kick.
doris
- Friday, September 23, 2005 at 11:56:05 (EDT)
That llok more like mj standing next to don. if mj was a gay man.
the F.I.D.'S UK
USA - Friday, September 23, 2005 at 11:49:38 (EDT)
chong?
USA - Friday, September 23, 2005 at 11:48:18 (EDT)
See, that was MJ pretending to be chong pretending to be MJ? What the
fuck? It's so obvious that MJ wants to be like chong. Why don she just SHUT
UP!
MJ ®
USA - Friday, September 23, 2005 at 11:43:03 (EDT)
I'm chong and I'm pretending to be MJ who says that her fucking brother
had a pigeon named "Brock" after Steven's best friend
Chong
USA - Friday, September 23, 2005 at 11:25:16 (EDT)
Who's on Frist
what's
on SECond
USA - Friday, September 23, 2005 at 11:14:56 (EDT)
I'm tired of being impostered. I am acually resposible for only a fraction
of what seems to be normal chong bullshit. Someone is now impostering the
way i imposter people. Hwatevs.....
The Real Chong Lee ™
USA - Friday, September 23, 2005 at 11:13:01 (EDT)
I'm ch0ng and I am scathing.
ch0ng
USA - Friday, September 23, 2005 at 11:10:28 (EDT)
I occupy barstools and dream of sniffing hipster girl panties.
WIF
USA - Friday, September 23, 2005 at 11:04:48 (EDT)
HEY--I have 2 dogs. Stop impostering me!
GR
USA - Friday, September 23, 2005 at 11:02:12 (EDT)
Look! It's the first steven strip from 1977!
The Real Chong Lee ™
USA - Friday, September 23, 2005 at 10:21:25 (EDT)
Nobody thinks I'm hot. Not even when I wear my rising sun headband.
Don from Johnston
USA - Friday, September 23, 2005 at 10:02:42 (EDT)
I'm really into taxidermy. I stuffed a rat this morning.
Don
USA - Friday, September 23, 2005 at 10:01:46 (EDT)
I'm a fag
dave the fag
USA - Friday, September 23, 2005 at 09:59:14 (EDT)
I'm from china. Everyone hates me sooo bad. But in real life everyone LOVES me.
ChongLee
USA - Friday, September 23, 2005 at 09:58:50 (EDT)
I wrote a new song for the sizz last night on my "blah blah"-o-caster strat guitar. It's called "Drive a porsche on a rainbow of fuck"
KOL
USA - Friday, September 23, 2005 at 09:57:44 (EDT)
I like my dog and QOC. Books are good too.
GR
USA - Friday, September 23, 2005 at 09:55:25 (EDT)
I am so cool and hot. A real man just signed on.
MJ ®
USA - Friday, September 23, 2005 at 09:54:01 (EDT)
Tonight on Citibeat
ed
USA - Friday, September 23, 2005 at 09:41:10 (EDT)
Angry repetitive poetry. This is my angry repetitive poetry. It's my poetry, it's angry, and it's repetitive. Angry angry, repetitive repetitive, poetry poetry. My poetry is angry and repetitive. My poetry is angry and repetitive. My poetry is repetitive angry poetry. This is my angry repetitive poetry. Repeat after me...
W!F
USA - Friday, September 23, 2005 at 09:24:46 (EDT)
ZEKE tommorrow night at the Living Room.
KOL
USA - Friday, September 23, 2005 at 08:40:18 (EDT)
Nazium
Spizm
USA - Friday, September 23, 2005 at 08:34:25 (EDT)
I AM CONFUSED BUT I REALLY LIKE THIS BANNED
HELLO <
HOW>
THIS , THING WORK? - Friday, September 23, 2005 at 08:15:58 (EDT)
Hey dudes, it's me, the real Chong. All u posers are lame. Amyway anyone
see The OFFICE on tuesday? Ut was as good ast the original. Actually funnier
than some of the originals. One of the best things I have seen on tv since
that video of me dressed up like david coverdale. Way better than it was last
year. That is all. stop being a poser or Ill short drop kick murphy you o
your ASS!
The Real Chong Lee ™
USA - Friday, September 23, 2005 at 05:22:24 (EDT)
...aaand sometimes my moms would take me down to sell plasma just so i
could buy free lunch!
Chong's Glass Eye
USA - Thursday, September 22, 2005 at 22:08:00 (EDT)
Who the hell are the breeders? I hate indie cockfights and i ain't gots
to impress nobody Geddy Lee. I'm just keepin' it real and shit. You know.
Street. Thug.'n shit.
Chong's Glass Eye
USA - Thursday, September 22, 2005 at 22:06:07 (EDT)
listen i see what's going on here. you're just trying to impress me because
i was in the breeders. listen you're embarrassing yourself. please stop. i'm
human just like you. i really am. plus i'm an indy rocker and i can relate
to regular peopel like yourself
mj
USA - Thursday, September 22, 2005 at 22:02:49 (EDT)
cockfights in your former home's basment?
mj
USA - Thursday, September 22, 2005 at 22:01:08 (EDT)
All right, I never did find any homing pigeons, but the people who bought
our house when we moved on up to near a dump in Cranston, they had cockfights
in the basement. Does that count for anything?
Chong's Glass Eye
USA - Thursday, September 22, 2005 at 21:59:14 (EDT)
fucking humunculous...
mj
USA - Thursday, September 22, 2005 at 21:57:14 (EDT)
cogn-I-tive (poor spellong)
Chong's Glass Eye
USA - Thursday, September 22, 2005 at 21:56:28 (EDT)
And magically, at the same address I found not one, but TWO purebread.
pure white homing pigeons months apart. I could never find their owners so
I kept them and they were magical pets for years to come.
MJŪ
USA - Thursday, September 22, 2005 at 21:55:26 (EDT)
Okay but back in the day I also lived on Chapin Ave and I left a REAL Telecaster
in a tweed case OUT ON THE STREET ALL NIGHT AFTER A GIG and it was still there
when I awoke at high 4pm.
MJŪ
USA - Thursday, September 22, 2005 at 21:53:25 (EDT)
And poor in terms of cognative skills and whatnot?
MJŪ
USA - Thursday, September 22, 2005 at 21:51:32 (EDT)
No wait. We were just poor.
Chong's Glass Eye
USA - Thursday, September 22, 2005 at 21:37:54 (EDT)
Oh yeah well I lived on Althea Street and we got broken into, but they
didn't even take anything! We were poor, but we were rich in life!
Chong's Glass Eye
USA - Thursday, September 22, 2005 at 21:36:49 (EDT)
And lastly, Chong is not the first to be fooled by poser ethnicity at his
fav restaurant. For two years I thought the Italians running Rocco's Italian
Pizza were, in fact, from Italy.
MJŪ
USA - Thursday, September 22, 2005 at 21:31:03 (EDT)
MJ lived on Willow street in the Armory back when you all were in diapers.
I got me 13" tv stolen three times-the last time i came home the guys were
still in the house. They dropped the tv but stole the remote. Bitches. Oh
and once, a dude was stealing my crappy ripped punk rock costumes offa the
clothes line.
MJŪ
USA - Thursday, September 22, 2005 at 21:29:13 (EDT)
What about me? I'm badass. I just got back from Compton, Compton.
MJŪ
USA - Thursday, September 22, 2005 at 21:26:56 (EDT)
...bitches!
W!F
Poetania - Thursday, September 22, 2005 at 21:15:02 (EDT)
Pitiful rhyme, pitiful rhyme. "'Scuse me sir have you got the time?" "Not
for the likes of you my lad. You look quite unkempt and smell quite bad".
So I bopped he with my feathersword and asked the man to climb aboard. Climb
aboard the Groovy Train, and dance with Bush in a hurricane. He declined,
but thanked nonetheless, because my rhymes are the fucking best.
W!F
Poetania - Thursday, September 22, 2005 at 21:13:45 (EDT)
anger management training? don't think he needs it, he gets angry without
any management at all
WiF
USA - Thursday, September 22, 2005 at 17:13:12 (EDT)
yo lithuanya
you need help
USA - Thursday, September 22, 2005 at 16:24:42 (EDT)
This bastard tried to bring me down in 1987!
GR
USA - Thursday, September 22, 2005 at 16:22:23 (EDT)
you programmers is soooo funny!
not v!c
USA - Thursday, September 22, 2005 at 16:21:00 (EDT)
10 clear
20 rem Chong is teh ghey
30 for I=1 to 10
40 print "Chong is teh ghey"
50 next I
60 return
JERKOLURK
USA - Thursday, September 22, 2005 at 16:16:47 (EDT)
NY, NY USA - Thursday, September 22, 2005 at 16:16:33 (EDT)
that last pitiful rhyme brought to you by
USA - Thursday, September 22, 2005 at 16:13:42 (EDT)
10 print "Chong's Canadian girl has wicked smelly farts"
basic
USA - Thursday, September 22, 2005 at 16:10:58 (EDT)
20 goto 10
basic
USA - Thursday, September 22, 2005 at 16:10:00 (EDT)
Run
Basic
USA - Thursday, September 22, 2005 at 16:09:35 (EDT)
I must be an engineer. (So smart, so frustrated.) To judge the strength of landing gear. (Talking shit unabated.) My words of wisdom for all to hear. (At least all those on the lurk.) I smell real bad so come not near. (Fat pretentious jerk.)
Klatu Niktu Veratas!
W!F
Lithuanya - Thursday, September 22, 2005 at 16:08:20 (EDT)
W!f, are you going to spontaneously combust at the suicide girls show?
KOL
USA - Thursday, September 22, 2005 at 15:45:08 (EDT)
Now this is my kind of disaster recovery. Methinks $1 lapdances call for thinking of moving to NOLA to "aid" in the recovery.
WiF
USA - Thursday, September 22, 2005 at 15:43:28 (EDT)
i guess foulke's season just ended. yankee fans cavorting.
doris
- Thursday, September 22, 2005 at 13:14:59 (EDT)
Them Lithuanian posers got a Cape next to Wannamoisett. Don't let the cheesy "plastic" surgery fool you. Look close next time and you'll see the clothespins they use to make their eyes slanty. Didn't all those sausage dishes give you a hint?
nim chow sausage factory
USA - Thursday, September 22, 2005 at 12:14:50 (EDT)
Hey man, don't talk shit on HONG MEAS. That place is awesome and the lasdy that runs it is super cool. And I call my little dick the "little general".
Chong
USA - Thursday, September 22, 2005 at 11:49:25 (EDT)
Holy shit! Attleboro proves again it is home of the super genius!
Sneak
USA - Thursday, September 22, 2005 at 11:34:13 (EDT)
so the folks Hong Mea's are just Lithuanians DISGUISED as asians
now I get it
USA - Thursday, September 22, 2005 at 11:33:58 (EDT)
AzYn PrYdE l337
Ghowst
USA - Thursday, September 22, 2005 at 11:24:37 (EDT)
The only asian six-year-old in rumford is named "mike". His father owns a saab dealership, his name is "steve".
Chong
USA - Thursday, September 22, 2005 at 11:16:47 (EDT)
KOL - In our part of the Armory it really is like that, however I think our street is prolly a little more frou-frou than most. The only asian gangs I see are the 6 year olds who ride their bikes around our block. We had way more issues with break ins and other low level criminal shenanigans when we lived on the east side.
Leeron
USA - Thursday, September 22, 2005 at 11:11:33 (EDT)
I'm guessing this is your work chong lee?
TSLurker
USA - Thursday, September 22, 2005 at 10:55:21 (EDT)
levee-athon
USA - Thursday, September 22, 2005 at 10:54:06 (EDT)
the junkies were there first
fvck the suburban invaders
USA - Thursday, September 22, 2005 at 10:50:11 (EDT)
I thought a heroinn addict was stealing a car in rumford once. Turned out it was just somebody leaving for work early cause he make so much money.
Chong
USA - Thursday, September 22, 2005 at 10:48:13 (EDT)
Haberdashery
GR
USA - Thursday, September 22, 2005 at 10:40:43 (EDT)
Oh, come on...that could happen anywhere. And, now there's one less addict to deal with! More heroin for you.
GR
USA - Thursday, September 22, 2005 at 10:38:43 (EDT)
Nothing like spending all that cash cause you think it's like the east side only to have a heroin addict sleep on your front steps. Oh wait, he's not sleeping.... he's dead. YAY!
The Toecutter
USA - Thursday, September 22, 2005 at 10:35:25 (EDT)
how about them sox?
just asking
USA - Thursday, September 22, 2005 at 10:29:36 (EDT)
Funny until the people who live in the armory area tell me about the asian gangs causing some problems lately.
KOL
USA - Thursday, September 22, 2005 at 10:29:28 (EDT)
Yeah, nowadays the only gangs we have is gangs of hip gay men renovating Victorians. Although they have started to move out as the next wave moves in - Gangs of yuppies spending huge money on the houses that the gay men renovated.
Leeron
USA - Thursday, September 22, 2005 at 10:17:06 (EDT)
Gang warfare turned me gay.
Toepainter
USA - Thursday, September 22, 2005 at 10:12:07 (EDT)
Dear the toecutter, from what I have heard, all the armory gangs have gone
gay. And they decorate everything in purple!
Chong
USA - Thursday, September 22, 2005 at 09:56:50 (EDT)
So they're filming a movie in the armory district? how long till underdog
has his car stolen by a heroin addict, gets stabbed in the park, and joins
a gang?
The Toecutter
USA - Thursday, September 22, 2005 at 09:54:54 (EDT)
yeah, so where was the foam?
Evilash
USA - Thursday, September 22, 2005 at 09:43:57 (EDT)
No need for foam unless the front landing gear collapsed. And damn good
gear it was to withstand a sideways stress like that.
WiF
USA - Thursday, September 22, 2005 at 09:33:37 (EDT)
air is after all over-rated...
doris
- Thursday, September 22, 2005 at 09:17:18 (EDT)
where was the foam?
GR
USA - Thursday, September 22, 2005 at 09:09:58 (EDT)
Watched that emergency landing at LAX last night. That were some damn fine
piloting.
WiF
USA - Thursday, September 22, 2005 at 08:51:40 (EDT)
sphincter of the sweet embrace.... yeah whatever
WiF
USA - Thursday, September 22, 2005 at 08:49:44 (EDT)
Bad trip. Jeans rip. Now you all see my ass. Where only hemmoroids. And
certain young boys. Have been to in the past. Stains. Chains. Spain. Toy trains.
What "are things you might see up W!F's ass?" "We are all just staring up
the asshole of death"
W!F
USA - Thursday, September 22, 2005 at 07:50:15 (EDT)
mj
USA - Wednesday, September 21, 2005 at 22:24:27 (EDT)
Whoda thunk? They're real
USA - Wednesday, September 21, 2005 at 17:01:27 (EDT)
I was with these guys on their idea for the Shoot Up & Swallow show until
I hit this line, "He also plans to take the hallucinogenic drug LSD on his
couch under the supervision of his mother." Two words- bad trip
WiF
USA - Wednesday, September 21, 2005 at 17:00:04 (EDT)
swell war zone you were living in GR
just saying
USA - Wednesday, September 21, 2005 at 16:50:41 (EDT)
I miss my old black Coronet.
GR
USA - Wednesday, September 21, 2005 at 16:35:05 (EDT)
Underdog movie sounds good. Will Dick Cheney be playing Simon Barsinister?
ed
USA - Wednesday, September 21, 2005 at 16:31:40 (EDT)
That Rocket party be open to all btw
w*rkers, players, drunks....
USA - Wednesday, September 21, 2005 at 15:53:06 (EDT)
Das nuffin!I growed up so po' that we all lived in the boxes from the
govermemt cheese that other folks could afford from de food bank.
Dirk McGirk
Einsteinonia - Wednesday, September 21, 2005 at 15:41:41 (EDT)
Alan Shawn Feinstein was my neighbor, as well as the Donnellys from the
catholic school uniform shop. Hmmm..
GR
USA - Wednesday, September 21, 2005 at 15:40:30 (EDT)
You had a house? Lucky bastard. We lived in a rolled-up newspaper at
the bottom of a cesspool.
Graham Chapman
USA - Wednesday, September 21, 2005 at 15:37:20 (EDT)
on a lighter note....
sayings for a new millennia
A rolling Moss DOES gather
rocks
USA - Wednesday, September 21, 2005 at 15:36:45 (EDT)
I don't know, but I got a suspicion someone at the rescheduled Rocket
reunion will (that be Saturday at Kerry's in Riverside). Whoever left that
partial message on my phone pointed out that it seems like every time the
reunion is scheduled one of us gets it. Which leaves me thinking we should
schedule one every week till the sweet embrace has come to us all.
WiF
USA - Wednesday, September 21, 2005 at 15:35:02 (EDT)
That's sad about Gordon. I got an email alerting me to the news. Does
anyone know how he died?
MJŪ
USA - Wednesday, September 21, 2005 at 15:29:14 (EDT)
Alright, seems like it's always me on this duty. We lost a happy warrior
on Friday, Gordon Davis died. The partial message on my phone last night
didn't say how, and I don't even know who called, but here's the link.
I couldn't count the number of times I either got bailed out of a jam by
Gordon or stood shoulder to shoulder with him (OK there WERE those other
times he was the source of the trouble, but who can deny a smile like Gordon's).
WiF
USA - Wednesday, September 21, 2005 at 13:42:40 (EDT)
I grew up with a full beard and pubic hair on my balls.
MJŪ
USA - Wednesday, September 21, 2005 at 13:29:00 (EDT)
next to paz?
dude that sucks
USA - Wednesday, September 21, 2005 at 13:20:32 (EDT)
I grew up in a mansion, in a posh town. With servants, on rollerskates.
Indoor ski resort in the 'basement'. I had a food court in my kitchen. rock
bands would play my birthday parties. I remember joe perry sniffing coke
off my 6th birthday cake before I had him escorted off the premises. Poor
kids would look up in the distance, see the emerald glow emanating from
our riches and wonder why they could not be so lucky. A beautiful negress
woman bathed me in expensive oils and waited on me hand and foot until I
reached puberty, at which time she was relieved of her duties and replaced
with Teri Weigel.
Sneak
USA - Wednesday, September 21, 2005 at 13:11:56 (EDT)
Yea, well when Eminem grew up his mother couldn't afford furniture with
real wood in it. It was like mostly wood but with some kinda glue mixed
in. yo
don
USA - Wednesday, September 21, 2005 at 13:08:06 (EDT)
if only they'd never opened the trunk at the landfill (sigh)
KOL parents
USA - Wednesday, September 21, 2005 at 13:02:29 (EDT)
i growed up between p-a-z and i-m-h
doris
- Wednesday, September 21, 2005 at 13:01:40 (EDT)
When it was 6 of us we lived in a tiny 2 bedroom apartment, but after
a couple of years with 7 of us there we did the Jefferson's movin-on-up
bit, again fer real.
WiF
USA - Wednesday, September 21, 2005 at 13:00:50 (EDT)
Big fucking deal. I grew up in the trunk of an old bmw.
KOL
USA - Wednesday, September 21, 2005 at 12:55:24 (EDT)
Big deal- 2 longpigs to a room. Like that's poor. You probably each had
your own bed at least. And a seperate mattress under which to store you
copies of "Shaved Snizz"
MJŪ
USA - Wednesday, September 21, 2005 at 12:39:49 (EDT)
I never grew up, but there was 8 of us in a 4 bedroom house, fer real
WiF
USA - Wednesday, September 21, 2005 at 12:32:04 (EDT)
FYI that last "MJ" post was an imposterer. We were POOR okay? 3 kids
in one room. One preteen, one teen and fucking MJ in a crib till aged 6
MJŪ
USA - Wednesday, September 21, 2005 at 12:29:16 (EDT)
yes, BSTC de-spizm sub-committee, you can in fact get below me.
doris
- Wednesday, September 21, 2005 at 12:27:42 (EDT)
CNN and MSNBC have been following the story of over 50 truckloads of
ice from all over that FEMA kept turning away from NOLA and sent from city
to city over the last three weeks. Well it all ended up in Maine, all 180
million pounds of ice. And this was ice that FEMA ordered and paid for,
not ice that was donated. And with Rita about to hit, it's a good thing
they decided to keep the ice handy by locating it at the farthest point
in the lower 48. I hear Alaska is pissed they didn't get to store it, but
bush promised them that's where they would send the relief supplies for
the next Florida emergency.
WiF
USA - Wednesday, September 21, 2005 at 11:41:48 (EDT)
Actually it was both. I grew up retarded AND poor.
MJ ®
USA - Wednesday, September 21, 2005 at 11:24:37 (EDT)
Iraqi reaction upon hearing old chong cassette emanating from personnel
carrier
USA - Wednesday, September 21, 2005 at 11:24:19 (EDT)
Did you sleep in crib because your parents were poor or because they
thought you were retarded?
Chong
USA - Wednesday, September 21, 2005 at 11:20:23 (EDT)
I hear they're gonna do a reality show with If Then Go To filmed entirely
on the Hasbro GI Joe assembly line
WiF ninja like action
USA - Wednesday, September 21, 2005 at 11:19:51 (EDT)
Wow, Wif, your poetry has really taken it to another dimension, hasn't
it? I smell Pulitzer
MJŪ
USA - Wednesday, September 21, 2005 at 11:19:11 (EDT)
You know, MJ had carnal daydreams about Underdog for years and years
MJŪ
USA - Wednesday, September 21, 2005 at 11:17:04 (EDT)
So here is a sneak peak at my next poetry slammage for the Benny show.
Ode To Bush and Benny
Hey bush i don't like you
you made the hurricane kill all those poor people
our gas isn't cheap and it's all your fault
hey diddle diddle
all those osama bin laden is also bad
when you see the thick dust covering over the purple sunshine of a dead
soldiers grave
remember that bush wants you to sit down and behave
but the mighty benn sizzler will do no such thing
they'll post about it on their band's website and that aint no fling
so the next time you're confused or you're sad or a homo
remember that george bush hates you and so does jesus in the dojo
but benny is good and benny is great
now pass me the conditioner cause i don't have a date.
W!F
USA - Wednesday, September 21, 2005 at 11:16:23 (EDT)
Yeah and then the ugly punk porn chicks are gonna film "into your mother".
Fugly Punkerton
USA - Wednesday, September 21, 2005 at 10:48:00 (EDT)
If it does well they are gonna shoot an Into Another miniseries in Rumford
Richie Birkenhead
USA - Wednesday, September 21, 2005 at 10:44:53 (EDT)
And here's the movie poster.
Chong
USA - Wednesday, September 21, 2005 at 10:38:10 (EDT)
Underdog has a movie? Almost as good as that CIV song in the nissan commercial.
Chong
USA - Wednesday, September 21, 2005 at 10:37:16 (EDT)
This just in - The new UNDERDOG live action movie will be shot in my back yard. No, seriously.
Leeron
USA - Wednesday, September 21, 2005 at 10:22:51 (EDT)
I have usually used either shareware apps or something professional like PEAK, but I dont see any reason why you couldnt use Garageband to do this.
Leeron
USA - Wednesday, September 21, 2005 at 10:22:05 (EDT)
All righty, mac users. Can one use garage band or toast to record from cassettes onto the mac? Or is there still a need to get other software?
GR
USA - Wednesday, September 21, 2005 at 10:17:26 (EDT)
Face, you do house calls in Wakefield?
GR
USA - Wednesday, September 21, 2005 at 09:53:53 (EDT)
Is it really true that putting a dab of toothpaste in or on your assholes makes for really erotic sensations? Help me decide before I try.
PERV
USA - Wednesday, September 21, 2005 at 09:19:10 (EDT)
I iz cut off from email at w*rk and get to check my accounts maybe once a week.
WiF
USA - Wednesday, September 21, 2005 at 09:09:37 (EDT)
been deemed spizm.
doris
- Wednesday, September 21, 2005 at 07:44:10 (EDT)
Be carefull ED. That newport creamery girl is 62yrs younger than you. There
might be a law aginst it.
Killer Klown from outer space
USA - Wednesday, September 21, 2005 at 05:25:39 (EDT)
I'm full of Absolut Vanil.
ed
USA - Tuesday, September 20, 2005 at 22:48:47 (EDT)
o.k., how's this? BENNY SIZZLA RUUUULES!
Conciliatory Calvin
Uzbekistan - Tuesday, September 20, 2005 at 22:33:29 (EDT)
Hey, that cement has a really funny name!
Eddie "Glass Eye" Schmidt
USA - Tuesday, September 20, 2005 at 20:04:22 (EDT)
Grout. Shout. Lout. The blues fell out. Out. Out of the sky. And into your
eyes. Just wishing. Wishing. Wishing. Wishing for less talk of grout and tiles
and more of Chong and his secret smiles. Yup this lurk sux - sux like something
really freaking awesome!!!!!!!
W!F <pet@myass.com>
USA - Tuesday, September 20, 2005 at 20:02:20 (EDT)
Tile, tile. Swim a mile. Only to drown as you realize. You cannot swim.
W!F <poet@myass.com>
USA - Tuesday, September 20, 2005 at 19:57:59 (EDT)
GR thats my territory
FACE
USA - Tuesday, September 20, 2005 at 19:11:57 (EDT)
you injure me with catherine wheel references. is there news or something?
spurs just about finished me off v ed grimley or grimsby town or grimreaper
or some such D-2 dooshes. D-2, tron. WHAT THE FUCK. kill me now. kill. me
now.
doris
- Tuesday, September 20, 2005 at 18:51:31 (EDT)
Speaking of grout, how do I fix the grout on my kitchen floor which is
cracking and falling out after maybe a year? Did it not get sealed?
GR
USA - Tuesday, September 20, 2005 at 18:33:30 (EDT)
Sox loss tonight = time to jump off Newport bridge.
the wheels on the bus are falling off.....
USA - Tuesday, September 20, 2005 at 17:44:14 (EDT)
I don't know if she a Suicide Girl but the Punk Rock Girl who works at
the Warwick Newbury Comics is smokin' hot.
ed
USA - Tuesday, September 20, 2005 at 17:41:12 (EDT)
I dunno. the chicks on the album cover looked pretty heavy to me.
ed
USA - Tuesday, September 20, 2005 at 17:40:04 (EDT)
Unlawful Combatant #2 looks disturbingly like the young John Peel.
ed
USA - Tuesday, September 20, 2005 at 17:39:26 (EDT)
I think there is less Watermelon smashing and more ass.
Leeron
USA - Tuesday, September 20, 2005 at 17:37:03 (EDT)
I know I'm thick but seriously, help me out. Are the Suicide Girls kind
of like a Gallagher with pasties show?
MJŪ
USA - Tuesday, September 20, 2005 at 17:32:59 (EDT)
Unlawful Combatant #2 looks an awful lot like the singer from Catherine
Wheel...
MJŪ
USA - Tuesday, September 20, 2005 at 17:25:23 (EDT)
Rita done doing number 1, now doing number 2
sum whirlwind tracker
USA - Tuesday, September 20, 2005 at 17:13:06 (EDT)
rumor has it these "undercover soldiers" (don't call them unlawful combatants
it annoys a certain chimpling) were seen practicing being fake insurgents
whilst waxing poetic (in broken arabic of course) about a certain tile job.
And upon getting captured near the bulkhead spanking it to slouched SG girl
pics (with pasties and dropcloths) by the local gendarme were sent to the
local hoosegow where they were summarily sprung by a rather long-in-the-tooth
van ramming a hole in the wall.
WiF
USA - Tuesday, September 20, 2005 at 17:10:39 (EDT)
Don be lovin' on that shower head, trust me. Listen, grout is overated.
I know what you mean about finishing a project until it's functional stage.
Oh and Chong did more than pee in that shower, trust me. PS-Face had his face
in that shower too, trust me.
MJŪ
USA - Tuesday, September 20, 2005 at 17:08:47 (EDT)
Chong told me that he peed in the tub.
Leeron
USA - Tuesday, September 20, 2005 at 17:00:19 (EDT)
dropcloth/pastie comment
WiF
USA - Tuesday, September 20, 2005 at 16:58:46 (EDT)
I've seen that tile up close. Nothing mean to say. it's very nice actually.
Now stop talking about me and fucus on benny sizzler. they like the attention.
Chong Lee
USA - Tuesday, September 20, 2005 at 16:54:44 (EDT)
Correction - She says she wants to Fuck the shower in its entirety and
not just the showerhead.
Leeron
USA - Tuesday, September 20, 2005 at 16:48:49 (EDT)
BTW - Mrs Leeron says she would totally nail your detachable showerhead
Leeron
USA - Tuesday, September 20, 2005 at 16:40:35 (EDT)
MJ - Dizznamn! Thats some HOT tile work!!! Color me impressed. Mrs Leeron
tiled all but one row of our backsplash in white subway tile about 2 months
ago, but it has languished since. Grout be damned! Now what you really need
in this picture of tile work is a nubile girl with earrings in her hoo-ha
and a bored look on her face. Maybe some striped tights too.
Leeron
USA - Tuesday, September 20, 2005 at 16:29:40 (EDT)
Look, I'll come over if you promise not to read aloud from your rough draft
autobiography again while we are trying to watch the sox game. You don't think
I already know you won the rock hunt in 1863, or that Courtland st was really
crazy in 1929? Think again.
Sneak
USA - Tuesday, September 20, 2005 at 16:25:25 (EDT)
No Petey. No playoffs.
Is Don
USA - Tuesday, September 20, 2005 at 16:23:51 (EDT)
Hey, whats up with Chong all new secret friends? Chong surf buddies. Chong
soft porn pals. Chong home repair lackeys. Chong is right , the lurk sucks.
Just because Benny Sizzler isn't a real band doesn't mean this isn't a real
lurk.
Is Don
USA - Tuesday, September 20, 2005 at 15:56:46 (EDT)
Oh fuck the naked chick talk it's so BORRO (that means boring). What you
want to see is this HOT work Don did in mj bathroom. Now this shiz is hot.
Please, only Leeron click link
MJŪ
USA - Tuesday, September 20, 2005 at 15:50:03 (EDT)
Ok, so you all like ugly chicks. that's cool with me. "hey look, the girl
who used to wear b&w striped leggings in high school is showing off her tits!"
Now she's popular. VERY POPULAR. "Hey look it's the editor of the poetry magazing
from high school and she has a pierced clam! that's hott!" Yay? btw, its ok
iff you like ugly chix. really i don't care.....
Chong.
USA - Tuesday, September 20, 2005 at 15:36:39 (EDT)
MJ - House is, uhhhh, not very different than it was 2 months ago. I havent
updated the pictures online, as so very little has happened. Basically I have
2 more cabinets to install, then its all the trim and the toe-kicks on the
cabs and its done. the problem is that right now it is totally functional
so I dont have much ambition to finish it. Also, if you ever desire to fag
up a kitchen of your own. I highly reccomend Soapstone. Its cheaper than granite
and oh so new england chic. Im digging it. The other thing is that once the
kitchen is done it means I need to start on whatever ends up being the next
project. I think maybe I should hire someone to work at my job and just stay
home and work on the house instead.
Leeron
USA - Tuesday, September 20, 2005 at 15:30:58 (EDT)
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