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I sure hope all those people in Louisiana are happy that they gave their 9 electoral votes to GWB. I'm gonna go way out on a limb here and guess that Al Gore wouldn't have cut their levee funding.
ed
USA - Wednesday, August 31, 2005 at 21:50:10 (EDT)

Haven't all those people in New Orleans been watching t.v.? They're walking through poopy water! They should loot a Hummer and drive in poopy water. How much t.p. boris?
W!F
USA - Wednesday, August 31, 2005 at 21:04:40 (EDT)
no one wants to watch you if your style stinks like poop of the dog
HOT POCKET!
USA - Wednesday, August 31, 2005 at 21:02:24 (EDT)
BUUUUUUSSSSSSHHHHHH!
Squish Mitten
USA - Wednesday, August 31, 2005 at 20:56:32 (EDT)

FUCK!!
SPIZM
USA - Wednesday, August 31, 2005 at 17:58:15 (EDT)
Oh dear fucking bloody lord the mutherfucking spizm getting in the way of truly meaningful and worthy lurks.
BSTC
USA - Wednesday, August 31, 2005 at 17:20:04 (EDT)
Gasoline is $5 a gallon in Atlanta.
where the hell's my bike?
USA - Wednesday, August 31, 2005 at 17:11:28 (EDT)
In a word- OUCH!- A South African inventor unveiled a new anti-rape female condom on Wednesday that hooks onto an attacker's penis

USA - Wednesday, August 31, 2005 at 17:08:54 (EDT)
So what exactly DOES $186 million/day buy you in the way of a qWagmire? And remember Vietnam lasted more than ten years (despite comment below, we were there by the late 50's)
According to current estimates, the cost of the Iraq War could exceed $700 billion. In current dollars, the Vietnam War cost U.S. taxpayers $600 billion.
Operations costs in Iraq are estimated at $5.6 billion per month in 2005. By comparison, the average cost of U.S. operations in Vietnam over the eight-year war was $5.1 billion per month, adjusting for inflation.
Staying in Iraq and Afghanistan at current levels would nearly double the projected federal budget deficit over the next decade.
Since 2001, the U.S. has deployed more than 1 million troops to Iraq and Afghanistan.
Broken down per person in the United States, the cost so far is $727, making the Iraq War the most expensive military effort in the last 60 years.
The number of journalists killed reporting the Iraq War (66) has exceeded the number of journalists killed reporting on the Vietnam War (63).
WiF
USA - Wednesday, August 31, 2005 at 16:50:42 (EDT)
Take off hoser!

McKenzie Bros
USA - Wednesday, August 31, 2005 at 16:47:37 (EDT)
Now featuring bonus track- When the Levee Breaks

WiF
USA - Wednesday, August 31, 2005 at 16:18:21 (EDT)
The lurk may or may not work but work rhymes with lurk, that much I know.
v!c sp!t
USA - Wednesday, August 31, 2005 at 16:14:08 (EDT)
Oh, and on the levee tip, for that past few years bush has been stealing the money that was supposed to upgrade the levees and he's been diverting it to his pointless qWagmire instead.
WiF of yet another murder monkey death toll
USA - Wednesday, August 31, 2005 at 16:13:54 (EDT)
The digital watch I got with my happy meal has better features than the cr@pbox PHH put in front of me. Sad thing is, it's the software that sucks. It's got a Pentium 4 and a shit load of space and RAM.
WiF
USA - Wednesday, August 31, 2005 at 16:10:27 (EDT)
Gallows humor photoshop of the day:


JERK
USA - Wednesday, August 31, 2005 at 16:07:10 (EDT)

Katrina death toll so far estimated at least 120. New Orleans mayor says toll in his city will be hundreds.
vs the ds
USA - Wednesday, August 31, 2005 at 15:52:05 (EDT)
FEAR THE BORGES!

USA - Wednesday, August 31, 2005 at 15:49:50 (EDT)
One word: TANDY LCD SCIENTIFIC suckaz!

USA - Wednesday, August 31, 2005 at 15:43:39 (EDT)
thousands dead in New Orleans
shedding a tear for the Crescent City
USA - Wednesday, August 31, 2005 at 15:41:47 (EDT)
wif, try the vid on your calculator. it might be a little more advanced than your desktop model
mj
USA - Wednesday, August 31, 2005 at 15:38:12 (EDT)
You are so full of joy, I wish I could get to the same degree... ringtones
ringtones <ringtones>
ringtones, ringtones ringtones - Wednesday, August 31, 2005 at 15:34:53 (EDT)
does the lurk w*rk...?
Borges
USA - Wednesday, August 31, 2005 at 15:27:30 (EDT)
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The choreography is pretty good. What makes it funny is that the lead singer looks like the gay guy on Sex & the City.
ed
USA - Wednesday, August 31, 2005 at 14:45:16 (EDT)
Gosh darnit, I"M Saddy Dumpington!
Saddy Dumpington
USA - Wednesday, August 31, 2005 at 14:42:27 (EDT)
Gosh darnit, I"M Saddy Dumpington!
Saddy Dumpington
USA - Wednesday, August 31, 2005 at 14:42:20 (EDT)
choreography somewhat impressive yet actual dancing prowess not so impressive
vs
USA - Wednesday, August 31, 2005 at 14:30:45 (EDT)
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so what if it doesn't pay good you get to work with don and remy you douche!!
mj
USA - Wednesday, August 31, 2005 at 14:25:04 (EDT)

Last night NPR did a report on the band OK Go's video of the song A Million Ways. It apparently involves dancing that brings on much hilarity. Unfortunately the company v!c 13 1/2 puter won't run the damn vid. The record company spent big bucks on a video of another of their songs, but this one they did in their back yard with one band member's sis who's a choreographer has gone insanely viral on the net. I anxiously await a lurk review(s) whilst I curse the pitifully equipped box in front of me.
WiF
USA - Wednesday, August 31, 2005 at 14:20:07 (EDT)
What time's the next flight to Berlin?
thank you sir, may I have another?
USA - Wednesday, August 31, 2005 at 13:56:27 (EDT)
MJ I'll pay you $100 a year to take care of said depressed leaky dog. I doubt NESN pays all that well btw.
Chong Kong
USA - Wednesday, August 31, 2005 at 13:31:22 (EDT)
Doggie or lamb chop?

USA - Wednesday, August 31, 2005 at 13:17:11 (EDT)
cream THIs FUKC!
bstc
USA - Wednesday, August 31, 2005 at 12:31:33 (EDT)
ps to GR what is going on in the picture at the top of the page for yo yo's dog diapers...? Check out the gal's orgasmic expression.
mj
USA - Wednesday, August 31, 2005 at 12:26:37 (EDT)
ps to vic. secret rollover...
mj
USA - Wednesday, August 31, 2005 at 12:23:30 (EDT)
Chong, you really should apply for that editing job at NESN then you can get the lurk superpasses to games. I did not write that about you not getting the job that was don and he doesn't even know if you know about the opening. Also, since we know you don't like your dog you should maybe give her to me because you might do something harmful to her out of frustration or anger.
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, August 31, 2005 at 12:21:53 (EDT)
Pee Wee, play fetch with me! Come on in, and pull yourself up a chair (like Chairry!) Let the fun begin, it's time to let down your hair! Pee-wee's SO excited, 'cause all his friends have been invited (that's you!) To go wacky, at Pee-wee's Playhouse! There's a crazy rhythm, comin' from Puppetland (what that?) Dirty Dog, Cool Cat, and Chicky Baby are the Puppet Band (yeah!) He's got a couple of talkin' fish, and a genie who'll grant a wish - Golly, it's cuckoo at Pee-wee's Playhouse! Globey's spinnin', Mr. Window's grinnin', 'cause Pterri's flyin' by (hello!) The Flowers are singin', the Picture Phone is ringin', and the Dinosaur family goes, "Hi!" Mr. Kite's soarin', Conky's still a snorin', there's the flashing Magic Screen, The Cowntess is so classy, Randy's kinda sassy - A nuttier establishment you've never seen! Spend the day with Pee-wee and you'll see what we mean! (Come on!) Get outta bed, there'll be no more nappin'! (Wake up!) 'Cause you've landed in a place where anything can happen - Now we've given you fair warnin'! It's gonna be that kind of mornin' - For bein' wacky! For getting nutty! Golly, it's cuckoo! At Pee-wee's Playhouse
Pterri
USA - Wednesday, August 31, 2005 at 12:18:43 (EDT)
Seen these whilst perusing doggy wheelchairs:

GR
USA - Wednesday, August 31, 2005 at 12:13:37 (EDT)
sound like doggie ready for scrap heap
and I don't mean table scraps
USA - Wednesday, August 31, 2005 at 12:08:40 (EDT)
There's this dude name'a Quimby sits next cube over...he's got a very tight relationship with the snack vending machine.
v!c sp!t
USA - Wednesday, August 31, 2005 at 12:08:10 (EDT)
Since you've already got the baby (we think), use these doggy diapers!
GR
USA - Wednesday, August 31, 2005 at 12:05:51 (EDT)
Mekka lekka hi mekka hiney ho!

Jambi
USA - Wednesday, August 31, 2005 at 12:02:34 (EDT)
Is this the same "older" female dog I like to call "Nipper"?
v!c sp!t
USA - Wednesday, August 31, 2005 at 11:59:17 (EDT)
JEERS: MJ for being such an all-out fucknut.
TV GUIDE
USA - Wednesday, August 31, 2005 at 11:53:17 (EDT)
older dog, spayed, not pee, on the meds, still leaks and I feel bad cause i dont like her much but its not her fault
poopy poopington
USA - Wednesday, August 31, 2005 at 11:52:03 (EDT)
When's the benefit for Homeless People Who Like Inappropriate Music? How come they always get neglected? Hmm Mr. PC pants!
Drink More Home Less
USA - Wednesday, August 31, 2005 at 11:42:40 (EDT)
Let's Get Reality. (We) Chong applies for an editing job at NESN. Doesn't get the job.

USA - Wednesday, August 31, 2005 at 11:37:39 (EDT)
I like the rock n' roll!

USA - Wednesday, August 31, 2005 at 11:35:13 (EDT)
I'd like to post a comment on the TV Guide listing of "THE DOPEY LOPES TELETHON BENEFITING HOMELESS PEOPLE WHO LIKE GOOD MUSIC". Name one homeless person that likes good music
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, August 31, 2005 at 11:32:33 (EDT)
More news from the Land of Death.
vstds
USA - Wednesday, August 31, 2005 at 11:30:33 (EDT)
I think that one already played to sold out crowds in your head.
v!c sp!t the Daddy Sumpington
USA - Wednesday, August 31, 2005 at 11:30:13 (EDT)
How about a show where v!c tries to poop in my parent's bathroom and I tell him to knock it off
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, August 31, 2005 at 11:19:26 (EDT)
Saddy, is your female spayed?
Responsible Pet Caregiver
USA - Wednesday, August 31, 2005 at 11:18:25 (EDT)
How about a show where I sp!t all over a rug or something?
v!c sp!t
USA - Wednesday, August 31, 2005 at 11:18:08 (EDT)
DAYS OF THE WEEK- Chong tries to convince everyone that his baby's mother is really in Canada. KOL tries to conince V!c that he's hispanic. Leeron pops over with yet another request to borrow a tool.
mj 'sTV GUIDE
USA - Wednesday, August 31, 2005 at 11:12:36 (EDT)
WHO POOPED? - FRIDAYS 8 PM, WLVI 56. Contestants attempt to guess which guest the mystery feces belongs to. This week it's a Very Special Who Pooped featuring Zapper, KOL, The Wakefield police dept, Vic, and Clones of Sam.
Sneak
USA - Wednesday, August 31, 2005 at 09:54:41 (EDT)
Is is pee? Might be a UTI. Older females get them or it could be something hormonal. It is easily controllable with meds. Get thee to a vet.
GR
USA - Wednesday, August 31, 2005 at 09:47:23 (EDT)
murder monkey makes sub-idiot maneuver of the century- After losing a major amount of refining capacity and with no place to put any unrefined oil, bush releases the "strategic reserve" UNREFINED oil. In other words, this ploy has less than zero impact on gasoline pumps cuz they can't process anything.
WiF of fuming stupidity
USA - Wednesday, August 31, 2005 at 09:41:08 (EDT)
Shit man, I hope I don't have to nail that dude EVERY week.
Leeron Runray
USA - Wednesday, August 31, 2005 at 09:34:40 (EDT)
doggie twat ooze...
now that's nasty
USA - Wednesday, August 31, 2005 at 09:34:38 (EDT)
Co-president? Like I want to clean up the poop the murder monkey has left willy nilly all over the world
WiF
USA - Wednesday, August 31, 2005 at 09:33:46 (EDT)
hey dog peeps. my dog leaks stuff outta her twat all over my rug. what should i do? it sux.
Daddy Sumpington
USA - Wednesday, August 31, 2005 at 09:33:42 (EDT)
As long as that district attorney is NOT a Waterston, I'm all right with that show!
Saddy Dumpington
USA - Wednesday, August 31, 2005 at 09:31:04 (EDT)
Mr DISTRICT ATTOURNEY -FOX- Liam has sex with mr district attourney.
TV GUIDE
USA - Wednesday, August 31, 2005 at 09:24:56 (EDT)
MY MOTHER THE CAR-Mark Lebeau tells people he's married and has a baby yet no one has seen the wife. Thursday, REPEAT
TV GUIDE
USA - Wednesday, August 31, 2005 at 08:55:32 (EDT)
PUNKED-Ashton Kuscher tricks Gail Greenwood into thinking her band is being signed by Polydor records. Then they tell Coolio he has AIDS.
TV GUIDE
USA - Wednesday, August 31, 2005 at 08:12:18 (EDT)
THE DOPEY LOPES TELETHON BENEFITING HOMELESS PEOPLE WHO LIKE GOOD MUSIC - SAT,9am-6pm,SPIKE TV - Hosted by Dopey and Rob G. Scheduled guests include Dopey Lopes, Rob G, Herbal Nation, and Benny Sizzler's Chil Mott performing his well-known "who's on third" routine.
tv
USA - Wednesday, August 31, 2005 at 08:06:46 (EDT)
LEERON'S ATTIC - Wed,730pm,CBS - Leeron talks to his internet friends about remodeling his house. (repeat)
TV GUIDE
USA - Wednesday, August 31, 2005 at 07:54:52 (EDT)
DIM SUM CHOW - Thurs,9pm,NBC - (series finale) After 8 years at the top Chong Lee decides to sell the resturant to Linda (Betty White). When his two long lost loves (Jennie Garth and Nicole Eggert) show up at his big sendoff,he is left with a difficult choice. Guest starring Alan Thicke as the voice of the robot Chong.
TV GUIDE
USA - Wednesday, August 31, 2005 at 07:52:21 (EDT)
MAID FOR EACH OTHER - FRI 7pm Lifetime - As part of his DUI sentence KOL is forced to become GR's maid. In this series premiere we are introduced to KOL's cath phrase "I'll clean it up, asshole".
TV GUIDE
USA - Wednesday, August 31, 2005 at 07:40:54 (EDT)
DOUBLE TROUBLE - Fri,8pm,UPN - W!F and V!C once again prove that with great power comes great hilarity. After being named co-presidents of the USA last week the duo withdraws troops from Iraq and ships them to vermont for an ice cream social.
TV GUIDE
USA - Wednesday, August 31, 2005 at 07:33:53 (EDT)
Life With Benny - Thurs,9pm,ABC - Don is still busy in the basement building a robot version of himself that will do all the housework. Meanwhile MJ scrubs her whole body with stridex pads to get rid of her condition. Chong shows up univited AGAIN and makes them pay for his lunch.
TV GUIDE
USA - Wednesday, August 31, 2005 at 07:27:31 (EDT)
What, no comments on Shill's dyed do?
Remy again
USA - Tuesday, August 30, 2005 at 22:20:39 (EDT)
The bit about Briefs quittin' the sizz due to it's lack of "flava" reminds me of the time David Ortiz told TC he had no flava
The Remy report
USA - Tuesday, August 30, 2005 at 22:17:26 (EDT)
Curt Schilling getting Schelled again.
Big Mouth Strikes Again
USA - Tuesday, August 30, 2005 at 20:58:55 (EDT)
It degrades quite fast when you buy REALLY expensive dog food and mix it with brown rice and yogurt too. I pick up when walking around town but definitely not out in nature and especially not in my own backyard! The beasts prefer to poop in out of the way places anyway--Z likes squatting on hostas and shrubberies.
GR
USA - Tuesday, August 30, 2005 at 19:20:42 (EDT)
wipe it twice and else you are play with it!
mj
USA - Tuesday, August 30, 2005 at 18:53:31 (EDT)
Thank You Your web site has been very helpful. I'll be visiting it next Monday for one time else. Thanks!
Augusta, ID USA - Tuesday, August 30, 2005 at 18:51:10 (EDT)
i wipe for one time else i waste TP?
boris
- Tuesday, August 30, 2005 at 18:19:19 (EDT)
uhm...HUH?
v!c sp!t <q>
USA - Tuesday, August 30, 2005 at 17:45:05 (EDT)
wif, remind me to poop on your face when I'll be visiting it next Monday for one time else.
mj
USA - Tuesday, August 30, 2005 at 17:25:28 (EDT)
Thank You Your web site has been very helpful. I'll be visiting it next Monday for one time else. Thanks!
vorawo <qanibo@coba.com>
Cheyenne, TX USA - Tuesday, August 30, 2005 at 17:20:26 (EDT)
only if it's raw meat poop
WiF
USA - Tuesday, August 30, 2005 at 17:17:38 (EDT)
And with a week till classes it figures I find an awesome summer reading list. (did just finish Trinity- Leon Uris, gets my highest recommend)
WiF
USA - Tuesday, August 30, 2005 at 17:16:35 (EDT)
remind me to poop on your face next time i see you
mj
USA - Tuesday, August 30, 2005 at 17:14:59 (EDT)
Here's one for ya mj. You get to hate long pigs for putting landmines willy nilly all over the place and get to admire some fancy animal-loving legwork in fixing what the longpigs fvcked up.

WiF
USA - Tuesday, August 30, 2005 at 17:13:18 (EDT)
Courtesy is indeed a valid reason to scoop, as is keeping it away from water supplies and run off, but I say my other points stand. As to the raw meat thingy, that came from gleaning of a dozen pages on dog poop production and reduction. Here be a page with both sides of the debate. Was mostly throwing in the raw meat comment as sh!tstarter fodder, but cooked meat reduces the poops too.
WiF
USA - Tuesday, August 30, 2005 at 16:54:03 (EDT)
In the four hours time from when I drove into the SMU parking lot to the time I drove out, all the gas stations on route six raised their prices from six to ten xents a gallon.
ed
USA - Tuesday, August 30, 2005 at 16:47:56 (EDT)
I have a pair of old school Chuck Taylor Converse All-Stars from the 80's.
ed
USA - Tuesday, August 30, 2005 at 16:45:56 (EDT)
"Spoonful of Poop" is my favorite song from "Mary Poppins".
ed
USA - Tuesday, August 30, 2005 at 16:44:09 (EDT)
FSM bless Hugo Chavez. He really knows how to stick it to the murder monkey and Pat Robertson. You know cheney had been on the Halliburton hotline since Katrina hit salivating at the profits to be extracted in "rebuilding" Iraq... er, I mean New Orleans.
so this is how a real statesman acts
USA - Tuesday, August 30, 2005 at 16:43:40 (EDT)
am no canine expert but, am raw meat good for dogs? really?
boris
- Tuesday, August 30, 2005 at 16:42:23 (EDT)
Raw Long Pig Kibble®=fucking good. Wif nice attempt to explain why it's a good idea to let your dog poop willy nilly- PS-I'd rather step in horsheshit (vegetarian diet) than dogshit ANY FUCKING DAY. Have some courtesy you fucking pigs.
Pink Spoon
USA - Tuesday, August 30, 2005 at 16:41:20 (EDT)
only image resulting from google image search for "spoonful of poop"

USA - Tuesday, August 30, 2005 at 16:22:20 (EDT)
New! Raw Long Pig Kibble.
Purina®
USA - Tuesday, August 30, 2005 at 16:18:43 (EDT)
more poop- dog poop can degrade slowly iffen you're feeding him regular dog food which has tons of preservatives which also (surprise)preserve the poop. Best thing to minimize dog poop degrade time- feed him raw meat. It results in the fastest degrading, smallest, and "cleanest" poop.
WiF
USA - Tuesday, August 30, 2005 at 15:36:09 (EDT)
biodegradable- Any material that comes from nature will return to nature, as long as it is still in a relatively natural form. Therefore any plant-based, animal-based, or natural mineral-based product has the capability to biodegrade,...

btw- Plastic bags 10 to 20 years to biodegrade, much longer in a landfill.
WiF
USA - Tuesday, August 30, 2005 at 15:24:01 (EDT)
My dog's contributions to watershed pollution pale compared to my own.
WiF my effluvia
USA - Tuesday, August 30, 2005 at 15:11:27 (EDT)
Can I just say that my sister went into the girls' bathroom on her floor in her wheaton college dorm and found a plastic spoon in the sink, full of poop.
KOL
USA - Tuesday, August 30, 2005 at 15:10:08 (EDT)
me
blow
USA - Tuesday, August 30, 2005 at 14:42:24 (EDT)
voivod this
vs
USA - Tuesday, August 30, 2005 at 14:29:31 (EDT)
wif let his big ass dog roam and dump big ass poops on streets, lawns, playgrounds, fields thereby being one of the biggest contributers to watershed pollutants
seen it
USA - Tuesday, August 30, 2005 at 14:28:56 (EDT)
define"biodegradable"
mj
USA - Tuesday, August 30, 2005 at 14:18:31 (EDT)
piggy will not be coming down to eat his bran flakes as he should have been for years.
WiF of roughage avoivodance
USA - Tuesday, August 30, 2005 at 14:14:43 (EDT)
love the Che-ney pic
viva la halliburton
USA - Tuesday, August 30, 2005 at 14:06:49 (EDT)
mj, let's see if I got this right. You pick up poop from a remote location where it will biodegrade naturally and instead pack it up in a non-biodegradable baggy and add it too the landfill where even the poop can't biodgrade.
WiF
USA - Tuesday, August 30, 2005 at 14:05:13 (EDT)

Lets play a game
USA - Tuesday, August 30, 2005 at 13:32:35 (EDT)
For Viffanzee.

USA - Tuesday, August 30, 2005 at 13:17:16 (EDT)
YETI rocks.
vstheds
USA - Tuesday, August 30, 2005 at 13:16:46 (EDT)
no shit ed is playing a song by a band called YETI
mj
USA - Tuesday, August 30, 2005 at 12:43:43 (EDT)
Hm, Rosie O'Donnell playing a retard. Stretch?
v!c sp!t
USA - Tuesday, August 30, 2005 at 12:37:42 (EDT)
that hallmark movie was the only brightspot in my depression filled 2005. PS-ed on the radio right now
mj
USA - Tuesday, August 30, 2005 at 12:33:11 (EDT)
great made for tv movie

USA - Tuesday, August 30, 2005 at 12:31:52 (EDT)
FYI-mj one of those good pet caregivers that bring potty bags and picks the shit up even when the dog poops in a remote state owned parcel
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, August 30, 2005 at 12:20:22 (EDT)
splain to me again why US in Iraq?
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, August 30, 2005 at 12:18:05 (EDT)
I knew somebody must have done this

Doffcity, USA - Tuesday, August 30, 2005 at 12:17:56 (EDT)
daily news alert: MJ have 37 blackheads on one cheek, 2 are impacted
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, August 30, 2005 at 12:15:41 (EDT)
1,879
just got another one
USA - Tuesday, August 30, 2005 at 12:15:18 (EDT)
and iffen you want the poop on god poop. try the god poop quiz
WiF of biblical proportions
USA - Tuesday, August 30, 2005 at 12:14:31 (EDT)
Just a friendly reminder: the number of U.S. troops killed in the Iraq war stands at 1,878.
v!c sp!t
USA - Tuesday, August 30, 2005 at 12:13:10 (EDT)
Time for another SUV-Point-and-Laugh Alert. new record- $70.85
WiF
USA - Tuesday, August 30, 2005 at 12:09:11 (EDT)
good not god
FSM spallcheck
USA - Tuesday, August 30, 2005 at 12:07:46 (EDT)
nothing like a god poop to wake up the lurk
Poopy Ploppington
USA - Tuesday, August 30, 2005 at 12:07:05 (EDT)
what does it mean when your dog poops and then walks and walks and walks thru it until it's a wafer thin manhole cover?
mj
USA - Tuesday, August 30, 2005 at 12:01:58 (EDT)


USA - Tuesday, August 30, 2005 at 11:55:19 (EDT)
Hey, look at the rain! It's filling up the kiddie pool in the backyard. The dogs refuse to go outside. One prefers to poop in the hallway outside of my bedroom. All right!
GR
USA - Tuesday, August 30, 2005 at 11:49:50 (EDT)


USA - Tuesday, August 30, 2005 at 11:46:10 (EDT)
obviously crickets ain't suckas
chirp... chirp
USA - Tuesday, August 30, 2005 at 11:06:40 (EDT)
lurk=sucka free zone; chong=sucka
v!c sp!t
USA - Tuesday, August 30, 2005 at 10:24:12 (EDT)
me
blow
USA - Tuesday, August 30, 2005 at 10:03:12 (EDT)
I'm Saddy Dumpington ya bastids. Too bad none of you is clever enough to think of a name like mine! Yer'll just jealous (or is that envious?)
Saddy Dumpington
USA - Tuesday, August 30, 2005 at 09:42:10 (EDT)
now not oakland...me so bellhorny to be a yankee by day's end. wells also suspended 12 years for picking nose.
boris
- Tuesday, August 30, 2005 at 07:06:36 (EDT)
USA - Saturday, August 27, 2005 at 00:24:33 (EDT)<--that was my last post. All other foolish posts were by someone else. NOT saddy dumpington. Saw Muddy the other night and he thinks i'm posting as everyone. Not true. He also said he quit benny cause they "have no Flava." I agree. No flava at all.
Chong
USA - Tuesday, August 30, 2005 at 04:42:04 (EDT)
Catfight!!!!!!!
ed
USA - Monday, August 29, 2005 at 20:56:17 (EDT)
chris gorman can hang hisself down basement for his 39th
mj
USA - Monday, August 29, 2005 at 20:26:13 (EDT)
Happy 38th birthday to Chris Gorman!
ed
USA - Monday, August 29, 2005 at 20:24:45 (EDT)
Hey Muddy, kick it you mfer, love dopey...you really do rock!!
Dopey <dopeylopes@msn.com>
USA - Monday, August 29, 2005 at 20:10:10 (EDT)
Wasn't "Saddy Dumpington" a hit single by the Tom Tom Club?
ed
USA - Monday, August 29, 2005 at 19:01:20 (EDT)
i's like to have sex with molly
mj
USA - Monday, August 29, 2005 at 18:14:09 (EDT)
Isn't love scary?
v!c sp!t
USA - Monday, August 29, 2005 at 17:47:32 (EDT)
secret lurk for Saddy Dumpington, do not read unless you are the true and real Saddy Dumpington
v!c
USA - Monday, August 29, 2005 at 17:46:36 (EDT)
You mean, it's true there are others out there in the meat?
WiF
USA - Monday, August 29, 2005 at 17:40:42 (EDT)
Signed up for the fall semester (2 classes of the 5 left), gradiation day come da springthyme. Old Testicle grade finally gotz, am be an A-. Who-Ra fer me.
WiF my cum loudly
USA - Monday, August 29, 2005 at 17:38:22 (EDT)
No wonder ts is too busy for the lurk these days. She's actually interacting with other long pigs
mj
USA - Monday, August 29, 2005 at 17:35:35 (EDT)
TS dime store romance update- Aug 4- ...It happened just after I broke my leg. He sent me an email about Betty Blue. He burned me a bootleg Thelonious Monk. When I went to the Eco lecture by myself, he was already sitting in the audience, the seat next to him wide open (he laughed at the jokes that no one else caught, he groaned at the mediocre questions, he walked me to my car and didn’t try to kiss me).
He gets me.
I’m not in love with him. But for now he makes me happy.

Aug 22- ...I'm falling in love (and it's scaring the shit out of me). (w/Dolce Vita pic)
Sappy Dumplington (now THAT'S the stupidiest lurk name eva)
USA - Monday, August 29, 2005 at 17:30:43 (EDT)
secret note to vic here. do not read unless you are vic
mj
USA - Monday, August 29, 2005 at 17:24:40 (EDT)
This just in. Written complaint from seat 29E.
vstheds
USA - Monday, August 29, 2005 at 17:18:41 (EDT)
look, I'm so not-uptight I once wrote and directed a film called 'Toolz of the Trade'. Soundtrack by Yaz. It was very enlightening.
Sneak
USA - Monday, August 29, 2005 at 17:10:15 (EDT)
Facement has nice hair. Especially 2nd from right.
vstheds
USA - Monday, August 29, 2005 at 17:09:56 (EDT)
Uhm...define "waxings" please and thanks. And as for you Saddy Dumpington, if that IS your real name, admitting it is half the battle.
v.s. the d.s.
USA - Monday, August 29, 2005 at 17:08:44 (EDT)
listen I could bang just about ANYTHING as long as it held it's sac out of the way. What's the problem? You fucks are an uptight bunch, no?
mj
USA - Monday, August 29, 2005 at 17:02:48 (EDT)
SADDY DUMPINGTON!

USA - Monday, August 29, 2005 at 17:01:35 (EDT)
FACEMENT

USA - Monday, August 29, 2005 at 16:56:57 (EDT)
wrong vic, wrong.
mj
USA - Monday, August 29, 2005 at 16:56:37 (EDT)
V!c, your guess is as good as mine. No further mention or elaboration was made on his philosophical waxings. Just raised eyebrows amongst other band members and the sound of guitar case quickly snapping shut and us leaving.
Sneak
USA - Monday, August 29, 2005 at 16:53:13 (EDT)
Ladies and Lurkers, I give you...Saddy Dumpington!

USA - Monday, August 29, 2005 at 16:49:21 (EDT)
Uhm...define "if I had to" please and thanks.
v.s. the d.s.
USA - Monday, August 29, 2005 at 16:47:36 (EDT)
first of all, i am not saddy dumpington and b) why would i take that shit for a name? It's fucking chong no doubt
mj
USA - Monday, August 29, 2005 at 16:43:27 (EDT)
So uh, a certain band I know's rehearsal ended last night with their illustrious singer slurring that "as long as he holds his sack up out of the way so I can't see it, I could probably bang a dude if I had to." This was said into the microphone at random after the last song, and was entirely unrelated to the topic at hand (needless to say).
Sneak County
USA - Monday, August 29, 2005 at 16:42:48 (EDT)
FACEMENT=pure comic brilliance...
mj
USA - Monday, August 29, 2005 at 16:41:17 (EDT)
mj is SO Saddy Dumpington; and this is a "sucka" free-zone; and guess what song is STILL on the GD radio? die die die!!!
v.s. the d.s.
USA - Monday, August 29, 2005 at 16:38:36 (EDT)
Sneak, congrats on surviving the blue bobbles.
v.s. the d.s.
USA - Monday, August 29, 2005 at 16:36:56 (EDT)
listen fuckere, i am NOT Saddy Dumpington. I swear to FSM. It's some other loser imposterer.
mj
USA - Monday, August 29, 2005 at 16:36:56 (EDT)
curse the filter
but the sign be here
USA - Monday, August 29, 2005 at 16:36:31 (EDT)
The band is called FACEMENT and you can catch us at the next VMA's suckas.
doff
USA - Monday, August 29, 2005 at 16:35:48 (EDT)
I'll bet their rock could cut through concrete.
v. s. the d. s.
USA - Monday, August 29, 2005 at 16:35:36 (EDT)
ps-hey no sneak today...hope 'is head's okay...
mj
USA - Monday, August 29, 2005 at 16:34:45 (EDT)
"We will not stand for the F---ing signs being removed,"

I crap you negative, but the sign underneath,
"Bitte — nicht so schnell!" is German for "Please — not so fast!"
WiF
USA - Monday, August 29, 2005 at 16:34:42 (EDT)
She IS a nipper.
v!c b!t
USA - Monday, August 29, 2005 at 16:34:10 (EDT)
word on the street is that doff jammed with face yesterday and they're starting a band called "Moisture Mitagation"
lurk shitstarter
USA - Monday, August 29, 2005 at 16:33:09 (EDT)
v!c spit. thanks man. you a real friend
mj
USA - Monday, August 29, 2005 at 16:31:27 (EDT)
i'd just like to say that Saddy Dumpington is the worst lurk name ever.
mj
USA - Monday, August 29, 2005 at 16:30:35 (EDT)
geographychack
Salt Lake not Arizona
USA - Monday, August 29, 2005 at 16:25:18 (EDT)
murder monkey ear protection- as seen at recent vets event in Arizona

WiF
USA - Monday, August 29, 2005 at 16:13:57 (EDT)

fvck molly
and the bot she came riding in on too
USA - Monday, August 29, 2005 at 15:39:08 (EDT)

Yeah what he said.
Daddy Sumpington
USA - Monday, August 29, 2005 at 15:38:12 (EDT)
Go away, Molly.
Saddy Dumpington
USA - Monday, August 29, 2005 at 15:31:03 (EDT)
Puncture? Blood? Doggy dropped?
There Once was a Pitcher from Pawtucket
USA - Monday, August 29, 2005 at 14:23:01 (EDT)
dirty: good freakin' riddance. he will be an asset to the Sox whilst on the As. doffenflocker: see "name" field.
v!c b!t
USA - Monday, August 29, 2005 at 13:57:35 (EDT)
Twood be funny ifn Belly clanged the pole in Feway one more time. v!c b!t by any dogs lately?
doff
USA - Monday, August 29, 2005 at 13:47:06 (EDT)
veek thine karma was just, as they say, made a victim of self-bonation. this just in from herald: Bellhorn is expected to be signed by the Oakland Athletics after he clears release waivers tomorrow.
dirty
- Monday, August 29, 2005 at 13:44:16 (EDT)
I have to date ruled the line! And chong, this is a "sucka" free zone so beat it.
v!c sp!t
USA - Monday, August 29, 2005 at 12:48:11 (EDT)
I had to walk the line once. It was just after starting a fire with the empty cardbord box of a Milwaukee's Be(a)st 12 pack in a lovely Wormtown victorian. I believe they were waiting for me to emerge from the smoke.
doff
USA - Monday, August 29, 2005 at 12:34:15 (EDT)
good morning. At what age do daily aches and pains signify "disease" as oposed to "overuse"
mj
USA - Monday, August 29, 2005 at 11:43:57 (EDT)
So I hear Katrina and the Waves blew the roof off the Superdome with their act.
(insert groan here)
USA - Monday, August 29, 2005 at 10:53:46 (EDT)
courtesy of one surly windbag, it's time for another SUV-Point-and-Laugh Alert. New record- $70.80
WiF
USA - Monday, August 29, 2005 at 10:25:13 (EDT)
Oh, what a beautiful morning! Anyone else got "Walking on Sunshine" in their heads?
Saddy Dumpington
USA - Monday, August 29, 2005 at 10:04:03 (EDT)
The development did not create any visible fear among the estimated 8,000 to 9,000 people who spent the night in the huge arena. Some watched as sheets of metal, flapping visibly, rumbled loudly. From the floor, looking up more than 19 stories, it appeared to be multiple openings.
fixing a hole where the rain gets in
USA - Monday, August 29, 2005 at 10:03:11 (EDT)
Good morning America how are you?
Don't you know me I'm the Gulf wind, son,
I'm the 'cane kicking The City of New Orleans,
I'll be gone five hundred miles when the day is done.
WiF of Arlo
USA - Monday, August 29, 2005 at 09:49:42 (EDT)
thanks billy!

dirty
- Monday, August 29, 2005 at 09:36:23 (EDT)
Better dead than red.
Blue Baller
USA - Monday, August 29, 2005 at 09:35:47 (EDT)
I *could* worry about Katrina, but unfortunately Red State problems no longer concern me. Perhaps they can pray to that Jesus that they're always trying to ram down our throats to save them. Otherwise, I'm certain Dubya will be more than happy to send them billions of Blue State tax dollars so they can rebuild their trailer parks and moonshine stills.
ed
USA - Monday, August 29, 2005 at 09:30:35 (EDT)
Breathalyzers are NOTORIOUSLY INACCURATE! Do not submit to one. Instead, request the police take you to the nearest hospital to submit to a blood test. Even if you are at .07 or below the breathalyzer may come back at .15 and you are completely fucked. If you have an attorney, call him or her and have him meet you at hospital.
ed
USA - Monday, August 29, 2005 at 09:27:48 (EDT)
Just heard a report a small part of the Superdome roof was eaten by Katrina. Let's hope they can clean up any ensuing carnage in time for first realsport game
WiF
USA - Monday, August 29, 2005 at 09:14:08 (EDT)
south county = sobriety test ground zero
WiF
USA - Monday, August 29, 2005 at 08:54:52 (EDT)
Love that QOC is ever the boyscout and ready wit the eulogy if needed..
mj
USA - Sunday, August 28, 2005 at 23:11:22 (EDT)
SO Saturday night there was a small gathering at Bonnet Shores. After venturing barefoot into the woods to pee and getting about 100 thorns in my foot, I decided to try peeing behind some rocks on the end of the beach. Not bad. I started to make my way back to the gathering, lost my footing, fell backwards and smacked my skull on the rocks. Knocked me right out for at least a few seconds, no lie. I came to, dumped out my beer, struggled back to GR and whispered 'I don't wanna alarm you, but..' and told her what happened. Many ice cubes and a few drinks later (and after repeatedly being stared down/at by stupid guido shitheads at the bonnet shores beach club bar, and also after discussing with QOC her euology for me in case my head wound up and killed me in the night), I decided I'd had enough fun. Decided we would drive back to wakefield. No problem, right? Was about 1 mil from the wakefield exit when BAM the spotlight and blue lights come on behind me. FIELD SOBRIETY TEST TIME, KIDS! Was not drunk but over the course of the previous 6 or 7 hrs had indeed consumed enough alcohol to be marginally worse than the 1 drink/hour legal limit maxim, so a breathalyzer test may have implied something other than absolute sobriety. I am not kidding around, I'm not into drinking and driving esp after my best friend got a DUI. So, GR was freaking out and calling QOC, me trying to be all Zen and calm. I told him I was just taking my lady friend home and she wasn't feeling too well...this of course while I'm barefoot in swimtrunks and t shirt out of the car doing the 'follow the light with my eyes, not your head' and answering questions etc. Finally the guy tells me to get her home, be careful and remember the limit is .08 in RI. I can't believe he cut me a break. So yeah, all in all my first night living in S County could have ended with me in the hospital (or worse), or jail. What the fuck!!!

On a positive and slightly fruity note, the boogie boarding action was super hott today at the same beach.
Sneak
USA - Sunday, August 28, 2005 at 22:19:12 (EDT)

check out this interesdting stuff
spizmnasium
USA - Sunday, August 28, 2005 at 21:13:08 (EDT)
listen y'all. whe i was a pro street skater I used to yearn for endless stretches of sweet sweet pavement and gnarley curbs but as i got older I realized my selfish ways and tried to make a difference in the world.
mj
USA - Sunday, August 28, 2005 at 12:53:49 (EDT)
accounta I got BONED last night by pitching
mj
USA - Sunday, August 28, 2005 at 12:50:52 (EDT)
Wall ball. Wall ball. Wall ball. Wall ball. Wall ball. Wall ball. Wall ball. Wall ball.
doff
USA - Sunday, August 28, 2005 at 11:34:32 (EDT)
Donson Arroyo, Jonathan Livingston Papeldon...what gives you that idea?
dirty
- Sunday, August 28, 2005 at 11:08:03 (EDT)
sox am cooked
doff
USA - Sunday, August 28, 2005 at 10:29:09 (EDT)
sweet jeebus i am hate chelski.
boris
- Saturday, August 27, 2005 at 13:09:05 (EDT)
Saturday morning Yeti?
donald
USA - Saturday, August 27, 2005 at 10:41:06 (EDT)
I haerd he doesn't even have a kid. Frakking poser!
W!F
USA - Saturday, August 27, 2005 at 10:08:38 (EDT)
Chong looks at that aerial downtown cityscape and wishes for the return of his youth so he could take his Haro Freestyle downtown and not do crazy XXXtreme tricks.
PoserL
USA - Saturday, August 27, 2005 at 10:06:57 (EDT)
I would like to speak out publicly against line drawings of helicopters in cityscapes.
doff
USA - Saturday, August 27, 2005 at 08:49:24 (EDT)
i heard that you pathetic drunk
mj
USA - Saturday, August 27, 2005 at 00:29:31 (EDT)
you know why? ok lets see. should we have this land for a bunch of cows or a nice mall with a target and starbucks for humans? duh... MJ votes for cows. keep it in the family. no. i like my coffee suukka. where did you get your IQ MJ? WAL MART? what ba fukin doushe.....
chojng.
USA - Saturday, August 27, 2005 at 00:24:33 (EDT)
chong has never publicly spoken out against sprawl
blong
USA - Saturday, August 27, 2005 at 00:20:23 (EDT)
Chong say "pave park, put in more parking"
Chong
USA - Friday, August 26, 2005 at 17:28:03 (EDT)
Jason Kendall is there, so obviously its friendly to old SKA guys. Pick it up!
Chong
USA - Friday, August 26, 2005 at 17:08:55 (EDT)
AAARRRGGGHHH
GR
USA - Friday, August 26, 2005 at 16:46:09 (EDT)
Leeron = Face
v.s.
USA - Friday, August 26, 2005 at 16:34:25 (EDT)
MJ - have you checked out Urbanplanet.org at all? Jason Kendall is there, so obviously its friendly to old punk rockers ;-) The forum is very much anti-sprawl, much like yourself, but with the focus being on new denser urban development. Lots of interesting stuff.
Leeron
USA - Friday, August 26, 2005 at 16:19:37 (EDT)
lurk = little bit lurky
v!c sp!t
USA - Friday, August 26, 2005 at 16:03:17 (EDT)
what mj is more likely to see at R-n-R HQ this w/e

USA - Friday, August 26, 2005 at 14:57:03 (EDT)
Issuing a "Yawn" and missing the "old" days when I mattered to the lurkive...
Dopey
USA - Friday, August 26, 2005 at 14:08:18 (EDT)
I would like to publicly speak out against public speaking.
doff
USA - Friday, August 26, 2005 at 13:59:06 (EDT)
reply to an old leeron post. secret reply. do not rollover unless you are leeron
mj
USA - Friday, August 26, 2005 at 13:20:44 (EDT)
dear lord. i mean dear flying spaghetti monster. please fsm, is this what i'll be seeing down basement this weekend...?
mj
USA - Friday, August 26, 2005 at 13:19:07 (EDT)
Make sure you are properly attired before attempting any sweaty construction or demolition work, V!c:


Jack Hammers
USA - Friday, August 26, 2005 at 13:02:26 (EDT)

ALL day? Oh do I! v.s.

USA - Friday, August 26, 2005 at 11:54:14 (EDT)
Former Vandals lead singer Steven "Stevo" Jensen passed away at his home on the island of Maui last weekend due to causes as yet unknown. Jensen sang for the Vandals from 1980 through 1984, appearing on the band's first two full-lengths, Peace Through Vandalism and When In Rome Do As The Vandals before being replaced by current vocalist Dave Quackenbush. http://stevojensen.com/index.html
Scred
USA - Friday, August 26, 2005 at 11:39:11 (EDT)
Yo V!c, you wanna run a jack hammer all day Sunday?
doff
USA - Friday, August 26, 2005 at 10:44:37 (EDT)
Roight. Hey HQ, how goes that demolition/reconstruction? Did you find any hideous spider nests?
v!c sp!t
USA - Friday, August 26, 2005 at 10:43:11 (EDT)
Hello.
Sneak
USA - Friday, August 26, 2005 at 09:38:57 (EDT)
Slimpch
USA - Friday, August 26, 2005 at 01:00:19 (EDT) Chris Elliot as Marlon Brando bringing "Ringo" (Paul Schaffer) a tiny cowboy outfit and Dave a hairbrush in a wheel of brie =genius
me
USA - Thursday, August 25, 2005 at 17:39:10 (EDT)
Chris Elliot is awesome!!! Get a Life was one of the funniest shows ever on Fox...remember the episode in which he ate a wheelbarrel full of old shrimp and was winning all the spelling bees...freakin' classic comedy!!
chef
USA - Thursday, August 25, 2005 at 17:04:34 (EDT)
three day weekend for me, later y'all
WiF
USA - Thursday, August 25, 2005 at 17:01:02 (EDT)
And something for KOL. Or any other H2 haters
GR
USA - Thursday, August 25, 2005 at 16:22:53 (EDT)
A little PEART for v!c.
GR
USA - Thursday, August 25, 2005 at 16:20:03 (EDT)
One of my kind on the move. Check it out.
Saddy Dumpington
USA - Thursday, August 25, 2005 at 16:17:52 (EDT)
Hey Vic, are you one of those fancy lads?
Muddy Briefs
USA - Thursday, August 25, 2005 at 15:57:57 (EDT)
I would love to--I'm a big Chris Elliott fan. Really! Not too many are I imagine but I still love the guy under the stairs and that stupid show he had with his father on Fox back in the day.
GR
USA - Thursday, August 25, 2005 at 15:33:35 (EDT)
GR, do it.
v!c sp!t
USA - Thursday, August 25, 2005 at 15:28:41 (EDT)
Thanks WiF, I was wondering where to go pickin' ( afresh picked apple is my favorite food in the world)
chef
USA - Thursday, August 25, 2005 at 15:27:23 (EDT)
I'm thinking apple picking might be in order for this weekend. Phantom Farms anybody?
WiF of sweet cortlands and macouns
USA - Thursday, August 25, 2005 at 15:18:56 (EDT)
Chris Elliot?
he can't even write a decent sketch
USA - Thursday, August 25, 2005 at 15:16:19 (EDT)
The book debut from the Get a Life and Cabin Boy star is billed as a parody, but this murder mystery wrapped in laughter is simply straight-up enjoyable. Jack the Jolly Thwacker is leaving dead bodies all over 1882 New York City. Chris Elliott, a modern-day researcher, is tracking the serial killer through time. Elliott's wry humor fastens on the burgeoning, Boss Tweedified city, giving it a hilarious and vividly imagined set of anachronistic technologies and accoutrements (New York's Mayor Teddy Roosevelt, who has mysteriously disappeared, has a navel piercing). The narrative leaps back and forth in time, as 1882 police chief Caleb Spencer chases the Thwacker through the streets, and Elliott, convinced the killer is from the 21st century, chases him through time. Elliott's ability to time travel is facilitated by Yoko Ono (don't ask) and a willing suspension of disbelief, but the results are very amusing (if often infantile in the style of There's Something About Mary), with asides on every page that bring in everyone and everything from Typhoid Mary to Skyy Vodka. If Shroud feels like an extended, Americanized Monty Python skit, it's also a rousing good yarn.
GR
USA - Thursday, August 25, 2005 at 14:58:38 (EDT)


USA - Thursday, August 25, 2005 at 14:54:53 (EDT)
you call?

USA - Thursday, August 25, 2005 at 14:53:53 (EDT)
bored, bored, bored
GR
USA - Thursday, August 25, 2005 at 14:50:26 (EDT)
gotta gas up after work...

USA - Thursday, August 25, 2005 at 14:05:24 (EDT)
It's official, the murder monkey's vacation is over and traitorgate is about to blow up. Most complete article I've seen yet on the subject
WiF of the monkey's overdue demise
USA - Thursday, August 25, 2005 at 14:04:29 (EDT)
curse the company filter
no more daily kos for me
USA - Thursday, August 25, 2005 at 12:19:46 (EDT)
“All the usual low-rent and lies…What do you expect from a low-rent fake mockney two-bob runt?”
some Brit
USA - Thursday, August 25, 2005 at 12:18:09 (EDT)
Johnny vs. Jimmy
Scred <http://www.bennysizzler.com/guest/battle of the punk rock geezers>
USA - Thursday, August 25, 2005 at 12:01:59 (EDT)
Time for another SUV-Point-and-Laugh Alert. Yet another record at $68 a barrel
WiF
USA - Thursday, August 25, 2005 at 10:28:18 (EDT)
balky balkenstein says "HI"
v!c sp!t
USA - Thursday, August 25, 2005 at 10:08:35 (EDT)
Cindy Sheehan has a rival now. Tammy Pruett has formed a counter group to Cindy's Gold Star Families for Peace. In support of bush, she's formed Burka Moms for Sharia Law. To celebrate the enshrinement of sharia law Pruett will be staging a mass clitoridectomy at the bush ranch. All sheep are invited and kool aid will be served for refreshments.
how much does the dump charge for clit snippings?
USA - Thursday, August 25, 2005 at 09:57:56 (EDT)
i like pee nuts


The Gooch
USA - Thursday, August 25, 2005 at 09:29:16 (EDT)
you MJ, pleez check your e-mail for important snack messages. :)
DJe
USA - Thursday, August 25, 2005 at 09:17:51 (EDT)
Elvis Costello turns 50 today.
ed
USA - Thursday, August 25, 2005 at 08:33:40 (EDT)
testes testes is this thing off?
testes
USA - Wednesday, August 24, 2005 at 20:42:00 (EDT)
spimmy jism
USA - Wednesday, August 24, 2005 at 18:51:21 (EDT)
heh...if you remember shit you read six years ago, 'twas good shit...even if your balls have in the interim shrunk too much to ID your own posts.
mickey moose
- Wednesday, August 24, 2005 at 18:50:00 (EDT)
I'm just so impressed by the multiple postings. flegg would be so jealous
W!F
USA - Wednesday, August 24, 2005 at 17:17:57 (EDT)
Osama says he was misinterpreted-
"I only meant that the infidels should be given a stern talking to"
USA - Wednesday, August 24, 2005 at 17:17:16 (EDT)
I'm just so impressed by the multiple postings.
flegg would be so jealous
USA - Wednesday, August 24, 2005 at 17:15:43 (EDT)
"it's like one huge superlong Mike Caito column!"
now that makes sense
USA - Wednesday, August 24, 2005 at 17:14:12 (EDT)
none of this makes any sense to me. it's like one huge superlong Mike Caito column!
DICKER
USA - Wednesday, August 24, 2005 at 17:11:34 (EDT)
PERIOD
Dicker
USA - Wednesday, August 24, 2005 at 17:09:37 (EDT)
ummm... like there was ever a period the lurk DID make sense. Kinda sad though when the im-posters are less original than the damn bots.
W!F
USA - Wednesday, August 24, 2005 at 17:06:05 (EDT)
I was up in Boston and this carload of guys yelled "hey Mr. Clean! Nice head Baldass!" And I go "Yeah? You should see my cock" and then they go "fuck you you fucking faggot" and I go "let's go douches" but they took off onto 93. That's what PUNK is. 4 guys in a car driving onto 93. Yeah.
Crom
USA - Wednesday, August 24, 2005 at 17:05:09 (EDT)
chong am hate the walmart carriage guys

USA - Wednesday, August 24, 2005 at 17:04:50 (EDT)
ummm... like there was ever a period the lurk DID make sense. Kinda sad though when the im-posters are less original than the damn bots.
WiF
USA - Wednesday, August 24, 2005 at 17:02:30 (EDT)
The lurk makes no sense anymore. It's all porn bots and imposters. And QUINTUPLE posts
W!F
USA - Wednesday, August 24, 2005 at 17:00:07 (EDT)
The lurk makes no sense anymore. It's all porn bots and imposters. And quadruple posts! That's fancy for 4
W!F
USA - Wednesday, August 24, 2005 at 16:59:26 (EDT)
The lurk makes no sense anymore. It's all porn bots and imposters. And double posts
W!F
USA - Wednesday, August 24, 2005 at 16:58:27 (EDT)
I bought running sneaks today at the orthodedics for old dudes store from an old hardcore straightedge fella
MJ® (not to be confused with mortgagee Joesph Means)
USA - Wednesday, August 24, 2005 at 16:45:23 (EDT)
PS ed, you are retahded
Joseph Means
USA - Wednesday, August 24, 2005 at 16:43:24 (EDT)
wednesday night footie matches consistently get me in trouble. maybe i should hire some domestic help to watch it for me.
dirty
- Wednesday, August 24, 2005 at 16:42:28 (EDT)
I'm circumscised. Is that mutilation at the hands of somebody else? Wanna join my new punk band OLD SPONGE?
Joseph Means
USA - Wednesday, August 24, 2005 at 16:41:18 (EDT)
My score is 104. A score of 76 and above indicates that IMS is definitely present and it is advisable that you seek help right away.
ed
USA - Wednesday, August 24, 2005 at 16:40:44 (EDT)
I don't think they liked our set
Bruce Dick
USA - Wednesday, August 24, 2005 at 16:33:02 (EDT)
Punk is an attitude, not a fashion statement.
ed
USA - Wednesday, August 24, 2005 at 16:31:16 (EDT)
And I thought Chong's Armless Tiger Monster in the pit was bad photoshop.
Joseph Means
USA - Wednesday, August 24, 2005 at 16:26:53 (EDT)
Scary punk gull!

GR
USA - Wednesday, August 24, 2005 at 15:59:31 (EDT)
WHAT AM PUNK?
Saddy Dumpington
USA - Wednesday, August 24, 2005 at 15:57:33 (EDT)
Am me punk?

USA - Wednesday, August 24, 2005 at 15:56:36 (EDT)
I was shocked, I tell you shocked, to find out that I gotz irritable male syndrome (as I'm sure you all are). Quiz here

Your score is: 58
50-75. Indicates that IMS is likely and we suggest you seek help.

seek help, huh? like I ain't never heard that before
WiF
USA - Wednesday, August 24, 2005 at 15:55:47 (EDT)
if he/she is an example of being "punker" then count me as anti-punk.
WiF
USA - Wednesday, August 24, 2005 at 15:51:02 (EDT)
FYI, that "cat lady" is a dude and is punker than all you posers put together
Chad
USA - Wednesday, August 24, 2005 at 14:55:22 (EDT)
Muddy, tell us more about your fascinating views on....everything.
JERK!
USA - Wednesday, August 24, 2005 at 14:50:29 (EDT)
I know all punk chicks have cats to make them feel better about there soulless whorism but that cat lady is frickin' loco!
Muddy Briefs
USA - Wednesday, August 24, 2005 at 14:48:18 (EDT)
Weight loss phentermine-Phentermine
Tina <Tina>
New York - Wednesday, August 24, 2005 at 14:39:32 (EDT)
she's freakier than that mutant dog
WiF
USA - Wednesday, August 24, 2005 at 14:35:12 (EDT)
Hi everybody!

Stalking Cat
USA - Wednesday, August 24, 2005 at 14:20:11 (EDT)
Whew, just getting back now. Can you believe it? There were some pesky settlers but with the aid of the firehose/bidet we're all cleaned out.
doff
USA - Wednesday, August 24, 2005 at 14:01:56 (EDT)
At least the imposters get laid. Spambots don't have sex organs.
Dr. Phil
USA - Wednesday, August 24, 2005 at 13:48:03 (EDT)
and so can somebody make the page ugly, and for FSM's sake stop giving such great information
WiF
USA - Wednesday, August 24, 2005 at 12:52:14 (EDT)
Is "homepage" code for pussy and "information" code for head? and note, always the pleading to "keep it up please"... hmmm
WiFbot I'm not
USA - Wednesday, August 24, 2005 at 12:50:24 (EDT)
firehose don google yields

WiF
USA - Wednesday, August 24, 2005 at 11:38:15 (EDT)
Don't forget the firehose, Don.
GR
USA - Wednesday, August 24, 2005 at 11:07:20 (EDT)

V!c's summer vacation pix
Jerk
USA - Wednesday, August 24, 2005 at 11:02:03 (EDT)

Im sure this is thoroughly Lurk inapropriate, but I have been reading the Providence forum over at urbanplanet.org like a madman lately. I loves me some urban planning and development news!
Leeron
USA - Wednesday, August 24, 2005 at 10:55:44 (EDT)
file currently sitting upon my desk, name- Joseph Means, status- withdrawn
WiF
USA - Wednesday, August 24, 2005 at 10:54:31 (EDT)
Listen, as much as I'd like to sit here and chat, I've really got to go evacuate a settlement.
doff
USA - Wednesday, August 24, 2005 at 10:47:06 (EDT)
...and resume spimming
Spim Master
USA - Wednesday, August 24, 2005 at 10:31:06 (EDT)

De-spim in progress. Please stand by.
BSTC
USA - Wednesday, August 24, 2005 at 10:27:42 (EDT)

STU! You forgot your helmet again. No more lurking for you, EVER!!!
Ronnie milsap
USA - Wednesday, August 24, 2005 at 10:23:10 (EDT)
imposters are worse cause you can get rid of the spim spam.
Stu Milsap
USA - Wednesday, August 24, 2005 at 10:22:08 (EDT)
annoyance factor- higher for im-posters or bot-posters
discuss
USA - Wednesday, August 24, 2005 at 10:11:54 (EDT)
There is no actual *information* on this site. Why do the 'bots all think so? BUT, I am appreciate those using the word algorithm. Thems sound most like lurkers posing as 'bots.
Saddy Dumpington
USA - Wednesday, August 24, 2005 at 09:55:21 (EDT)
It all started after the last g!g, too...hmmm.

Quit fucking up the lurk, please
Sneak
USA - Wednesday, August 24, 2005 at 09:06:50 (EDT)

The lurk makes no sense anymore. It's all porn bots and imposters. And double posts.
W!F
USA - Wednesday, August 24, 2005 at 08:47:11 (EDT)
the lurk makes no sense anymore. It's all porn bots and imposters. And double posts.
W!F
USA - Wednesday, August 24, 2005 at 08:38:36 (EDT)
I remember this one Chong and his little brother Gnok (who was really bigger than Chong - but who is not right?) they were arguing about who had the better leather. I was just playing 007 on Colecovision and this shoe comes flying and hits Gnok's really expensive, huge speaker, and so Gnok gets really mad and attacked Chong with his flea-market Rambo knife and Chong's all like "go ahead and stab me fat sack of shit" and he does, but it's only in his cheek (but his hands are alll bloody from holding the blade off his neck (Chong's hands and neck)) then he cchases me down the street because I was like "hey come on, why don't you get of Chong? Cuz my leather is better than both of yours". That was sick.
DILL
USA - Wednesday, August 24, 2005 at 07:55:16 (EDT)
Big Cheese: I'm glad you could all come to my little ... party. And Flopsy's glad too, aren't you, Flopsy? (he holds rabbit up as it does not reply) Aren't you Flopsy? (no reply again so he pulls a big revolver out and fires at rabbit from point-blank range) That'll teach you to play hard to get. There, poor Flopsy's dead. And never called me mother. And soon ... you will all be dead, dead, dead, dead. (the crowd start to hiss him) And because I'm so evil you'll all die the slow way ... under the drill.
Scred
Confusion USA - Wednesday, August 24, 2005 at 02:06:04 (EDT)
This text is blinking Green
I love this
USA - Wednesday, August 24, 2005 at 01:47:09 (EDT)
This text is Green
HTML Tutor
USA - Wednesday, August 24, 2005 at 01:46:11 (EDT)
my girlfriend sooo hot. you want to meet her? ok well she not around much she lives in canada. But trust me she sooo hot. I'm going to see her next weekend.
BaconChongHockey
USA - Wednesday, August 24, 2005 at 01:42:31 (EDT)
Nice website. It reminds me of the time I pissed in my own mouth. I Like it!
ronnie milsap's half-retarded younger brother, Stu Milsap
USA - Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 22:17:01 (EDT)
Mmmmm, yummy leopard print shirt!!!
Nathan Lane
USA - Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 21:56:55 (EDT)
Listen up, aht & mus!c lovahs. This here print is fo sale over at tinyshowcase for a measly $20. $5 of which will be going to benefit the Rock and Roll Camp for Girls. Now let's see if we can get enough together to send Chong.

Saddy Dumpington
USA - Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 21:36:04 (EDT)
Picture HERE
Loser L
USA - Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 21:15:38 (EDT)
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW ABOUT MY HARO FREESTYLE?????
Chong
USA - Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 20:35:08 (EDT)
Masterbation is not adultry, and oral sex is not sexual relations.
Bill Clinton
USA - Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 20:32:36 (EDT)
my noodly appendage has a mere single eye, and it ain't green ('cept when I run out of that anti-fungal shiz)
WiF my pasty-white pasta
USA - Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 18:51:40 (EDT)
Your noodly appendage.

USA - Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 18:26:56 (EDT)
The Flying Spaghetti Monster keeps watch over my noodly appendage
WiF
USA - Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 17:41:00 (EDT)
Masturbation is the same as adultry in the eyes of the Lord!! Masturbation is the same as adultry in the eyes of the Lord!! Nya nya nya nya nya!!!
mj
USA - Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 17:31:15 (EDT)
I can see you.

USA - Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 16:57:23 (EDT)
Ah...everything is illuminated now.
Saddy Dumpington
USA - Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 16:53:42 (EDT)
Did Chong ever tell you about his Canadian girlfriend?
v!c sp!t
USA - Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 16:52:37 (EDT)
Would you tip this dude? Notice mustard NOT grey. vs

USA - Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 16:51:28 (EDT)
And we were all like "hey Chong, we all just masturbated. (except we called him Hawkeye or Poser L back then) Masturbating is cool right? You masturbate too right?" and he's like "oh yeah, all the time" and we were like "ahhh hahahaha you fucking masturbator" Masturbation is the same as adultry in the eyes of the Lord.
Hawkey
USA - Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 16:47:14 (EDT)
O.K. This one time we were all going to Skater's Edge in one of those old mills and Chong showed up with his Vision Streetwear gear and we were all like
Hawkey
USA - Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 16:40:52 (EDT)
Hmmm. Let's reverse this for a moment. If a prominent Iranian Mullah with nationwide television access went on the air and advocated assassinating the President of the United States, how long would it take for the bombs to start falling on Teheran?
Professor Duh.
USA - Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 16:34:39 (EDT)
I haven't been posting because chong hasn't been impersonating people trying to fire me up! This lurk has gone from A+ last week to talk of an FID's show. Let's get back on track with more shit talking, rivalry, and ill will. I'd like to throw a benefit for the lurk!
muddy Briefs
USA - Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 16:30:07 (EDT)
Chong, I found your glass.
Zut Allors
USA - Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 16:25:39 (EDT)
Are you supposed to tip the Grey Poupon dude?
doff
USA - Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 16:21:18 (EDT)
R-n-R HQ meets v!c sp!t.

USA - Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 16:09:31 (EDT)
fuck you guys
Poser L
USA - Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 16:02:17 (EDT)
I believe vic's spit to be the cause of the Magic Rock® -type formations that grow down there
mj
USA - Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 15:59:15 (EDT)
so where on the list did chong's glass eye and mj's flesh-colored finger-like projection fall? And does v!c sp!t count as a body part?
WiF
USA - Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 15:55:34 (EDT)
It's funny because it's true!
Hawkey
USA - Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 15:53:31 (EDT)
Now that's comedy.
Dumpy Dumpenstein
USA - Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 15:50:43 (EDT)
No it doesn't but his did. That's why I expalined it. We'd also always make him be the referee when we played basket ball or hockey across from the dump.
Hawkey
USA - Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 15:47:47 (EDT)
FF will do the show.
KOL
USA - Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 15:45:38 (EDT)
A wrist rocket doesn't need to backfire in order to hit yourself in the eye.
doff
USA - Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 15:45:02 (EDT)
Oh yeah. He hit himself when his wrist rocket backfired. That's why when we were kids we used to call him "Hawkeye". One time we stole his bike, but then we felt bad so we hid it under his deck, but he had already called the cops. It was a Haro freestyle, but he couldn't do shit for tricks. That why we also called him "Poser L"
hawkey
USA - Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 15:41:09 (EDT)
Hey were doing a haloween show again this year. Anyone want to play with us? Same place. Same jokes. Different year.
chong
USA - Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 15:38:12 (EDT)
No, just a glass jaw. Hey, do you think v!c sp!t had anything to do with finger-like projections of varying color?
v!c sp!t
USA - Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 15:37:02 (EDT)
PS- where's the Briefs? He needs to mix it up again
mj
USA - Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 15:34:46 (EDT)
chong has a glass eye?
mj
USA - Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 15:33:47 (EDT)
Uhm, thanks Chong but er...no thanks.

USA - Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 15:31:14 (EDT)
Ever notice how uncomfortable it is to talk to Chong sometimes because you can't tell which eye is the real one and you don't know which one to look in? Weird.
hawkey
USA - Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 15:27:12 (EDT)

SLF
USA - Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 15:21:55 (EDT)
Hey were doing a haloween show again this year. Anyone want to play with us? Same place. Same jokes. Different year.
chong
USA - Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 15:19:15 (EDT)
Chong is so dumb he'll never find my secret lurk posts where I reveal the truth about harmful asian stereotypes!
Not chong ---SECRET LURKER
USA - Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 15:15:30 (EDT)
who is dave?
apostrophe s
USA - Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 15:11:51 (EDT)
mus!c? local b@nds? I thought this was the bingo collective discussion group.
WiF
USA - Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 15:05:02 (EDT)
ps-dude who's photo came up under Google images for "Fingerlike projections" =wtf?!
mj
USA - Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 15:03:18 (EDT)
PS-don knew 97% of all the artists that ed just played. Including the local bands.
mj
USA - Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 15:01:29 (EDT)
Hi guys. Who's the richy rich with the cleaning lady? BTW, I heard that too about tipping and I'll tip anyone who looks at me. Hey Dave, remember when you were "Apostrophe S"? I just remembered that last night and thought of all the names you could have had, that one just doesn't roll off the tongue. But still funny. PS is that CHONG's wife in that photo?
mj
USA - Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 15:00:28 (EDT)
I just made a secret lurk post
Fear Me
USA - Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 14:49:54 (EDT)
One who has a cleaning lady tole me that she read you only tip at the holiday season when you give them an extra week's pay.
Saddy Dumpington
USA - Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 14:35:08 (EDT)
that wig...has a certain...hmmm...je no seis quoi...
v!c sp!t
USA - Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 14:34:26 (EDT)
Question: what is on dude's head over Coverdale's left shoulder?
v!c sp!t
USA - Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 14:24:42 (EDT)
???

USA - Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 14:24:00 (EDT)

wth
USA - Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 14:08:26 (EDT)

CHONG
USA - Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 14:07:41 (EDT)
You're early. Here's your prize.

USA - Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 14:07:38 (EDT)
"We have a customer that tips us very well, and in return, I usually do a little extra chore, and give her discounts on other services, like the pet sitting, or I don't charge her a handling fee if I am picking up products for her. She's good to us, and we try to be good to her. Most customers do not tip, or even realize that it is common curtesy to leave gratuity. We created a receipt form and have a space to write in any gratuity. This kind of gives the customer a little hint. -Mopey Herbal G"Thank you, Mopey, but I'm confused. Who are you? And what do you do? Are you a cleaning service company and is that why you use the term "we"? And when you speak of this "Picking up products for her" (pardon my french) what the fuck do you mean? And what kind of a tip do you leave of 5itty bucks? Like it were a waitress? Who ARE you?
one who needs to know
USA - Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 13:56:51 (EDT)
Golden Annie comes in six packs? I just love the 40's in a paper sack
chef
USA - Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 13:32:37 (EDT)
The early bird gets the worm, but its still a fuckin worm.
Sneak
USA - Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 13:31:28 (EDT)
result of image googling 'finger like projection'

USA - Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 13:14:17 (EDT)
Sounds like my kind of place.
Doffmenistan
USA - Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 12:51:14 (EDT)
doff, better rethink the Turkmenistan tour
WiF
USA - Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 12:26:09 (EDT)
I got a finger-like projection for yuz.
v!c sp!t
USA - Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 12:12:21 (EDT)
CLEANING WOMAN!!!!???!!!!???!!!
Stiv Martin
- Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 12:05:16 (EDT)
i am interested to hear the lurk's extraordinarily cultured and informed take on this development
doris
- Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 11:42:40 (EDT)
We have a customer that tips us very well, and in return, I usually do a little extra chore, and give her discounts on other services, like the pet sitting, or I don't charge her a handling fee if I am picking up products for her. She's good to us, and we try to be good to her. Most customers do not tip, or even realize that it is common curtesy to leave gratuity. We created a receipt form and have a space to write in any gratuity. This kind of gives the customer a little hint.
Mopey Herbal G
USA - Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 10:38:22 (EDT)
you got a cleaning lady?
piss poor and pissed about it
USA - Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 10:29:01 (EDT)
umm..i know this ain't very rock n roll and shit but do you tip the cleaning lady?
One who needs to know
USA - Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 10:16:27 (EDT)
The psychopath Robertson threatened to murder Hugo Chavez. I went on 666 Club and told how much I was looking forward to Robertson's death. Then I went to the FBI tip line and reported his terrorist threat.
WiF
USA - Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 09:58:28 (EDT)
Is it anything like that adorable Mork from Orc?
Saddy Dumpington
USA - Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 09:53:48 (EDT)
I wrote a love song for Benny Sizzler. It's called 'Golden Anniversary'. It's about one man's devotion to beer that costs less than $3 per six pack.
KOL
USA - Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 09:52:33 (EDT)

Hey KOL, wanna start a new band based on my World of Warcraft account? We'll call it "Level 12 orc warrior". I wrote our first song last night. It's called "The valley of Trials" It's gonna be sweet.
chong
USA - Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 09:25:10 (EDT)

Look at all these new lurkers!!! Sweet.
KOL
USA - Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 09:20:32 (EDT)
It's good I'm not the only one crazy about your site! Blah blah blah
Saddy Dumpington
USA - Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 09:09:51 (EDT)
Won't you come to my place and see my collection of mold It hangs off the ceiling Covers half the floor No mold's too old In the fridge, you can feast your eyes upon many a fuzzy fiend I guess I'm best left alone just my collection & me No mold's too old I scrape my armpits each and every day adding nicely to the blue decay
Chi Pig
USA - Monday, August 22, 2005 at 22:59:48 (EDT)
The only thing benny could benefit is toilet paper sales.
being for the benefit of mr box-kite
USA - Monday, August 22, 2005 at 20:59:05 (EDT)
and yes, the old R&R Contol Center went the way of the dump (for 100 bucks, thanx) but have no fear,The drier, less finger like growths one will be built as soon as Face does his little magic "down there"
mj
USA - Monday, August 22, 2005 at 18:56:28 (EDT)
gr, bring it over and put it on my front yard next to the "free" sign I got out in front of my trailer. damn long pigs will take anything that says free. One moldy chest o'drawers went like my drawers on my wedding night....
mj
USA - Monday, August 22, 2005 at 18:54:57 (EDT)
hello...?
muddy briefs
USA - Monday, August 22, 2005 at 18:50:10 (EDT)
courtesy of Keith Olberman to add to the laugh- Rush meet petard, petard meet Rush
WiF
USA - Monday, August 22, 2005 at 17:24:24 (EDT)
Anyone want a couch that has its legs cut off? And is covered in dog hair? With a matching chair that doesn't have its legs cut off so therefore doesn't really match anymore?
GR
USA - Monday, August 22, 2005 at 16:35:42 (EDT)
Hi!
Squishy
USA - Monday, August 22, 2005 at 16:33:25 (EDT)
sounds like the mushrooms that grew under the sinks at Rocket
WiF my flesh-colored finger-like projection
USA - Monday, August 22, 2005 at 16:16:31 (EDT)
Thanks for the sponsorship ideas by the way, but I think we're going with TAMPAX
MJ
USA - Monday, August 22, 2005 at 16:05:46 (EDT)
I understand the black mold, I get the mildew, I can even comprehnd the orange dust-like mold, buu what the fuck are flesh colored finger-like projections??!!!
mj
USA - Monday, August 22, 2005 at 16:04:29 (EDT)
Hey - I was thinking and came up with a really great idea! What if we held a Benefit?
Rob_G
USA - Monday, August 22, 2005 at 16:01:53 (EDT)
Sorry for the prevoius intrusions, I guess I don't understand lurk etiquete (my first lurk)...no offense was ever meant, just comedy....Good luck to all and to all a good night. "There wil be no further encore"
Rob G
USA - Monday, August 22, 2005 at 15:59:08 (EDT)
potential sponsor?

WiF
USA - Monday, August 22, 2005 at 15:44:17 (EDT)
''He had a little explosive device," Humphreys said of Dreyling, "and boys like to see things go bang.... I have every confidence that they'll find out Charlie Dreyling is a fine young man and no terrorist."
from the town that bought you tim mcveigh...
USA - Monday, August 22, 2005 at 14:49:14 (EDT)
Drink Narragansett or else.
SNEAK
USA - Monday, August 22, 2005 at 13:59:53 (EDT)
the new R n' R HQ will have corporate sponsorship...Nabisco HQ? Dell? Ford?
v!c sp!t, that is
USA - Monday, August 22, 2005 at 13:42:04 (EDT)
"probably bring the remnants of Rock n' Roll HQ to where it belongs"
...rock'n'roll hall of shame?
WiF
USA - Monday, August 22, 2005 at 13:35:40 (EDT)
that's one pipe-hittin' front page...hey, I just passed doff and mj on their way to the DUMP of all places...probably bring the remnants of Rock n' Roll HQ to where it belongs
v!c
USA - Monday, August 22, 2005 at 13:33:31 (EDT)
ahhh.. Monday nights are back.
like you don't know
USA - Monday, August 22, 2005 at 12:42:25 (EDT)
How quickly you forget
How about us?
USA - Monday, August 22, 2005 at 11:06:34 (EDT)
You guys should open for us at JR's sometime.
SPLINT
USA - Monday, August 22, 2005 at 11:00:10 (EDT)
hi
Molecule
USA - Monday, August 22, 2005 at 10:47:54 (EDT)
Robert Moog will not be down for his synth-etic eggs.
Mopey Herbal G
USA - Monday, August 22, 2005 at 10:36:52 (EDT)
So when is the next show?
Sparky
USA - Monday, August 22, 2005 at 10:26:03 (EDT)
call yourself 'hockey fans'....pfftt...
dirty
- Monday, August 22, 2005 at 10:25:43 (EDT)
am that a juice pipe next the sizz helmet?
joe the plumber
USA - Monday, August 22, 2005 at 10:18:48 (EDT)
Is it just me, or are there stunning parallels between the clearing the basement out of "waist high mouse droppings, creeping black mold and 13 years worth of Vic spit down basement...." and the clearing of the Gauze Strip?

WiF
USA - Monday, August 22, 2005 at 10:16:25 (EDT)
I challenge your sister to a rock-off!
Mopey Herbal G
USA - Monday, August 22, 2005 at 09:34:20 (EDT)
My sister turned 23 1/2 two days ago.
Sneak
USA - Monday, August 22, 2005 at 09:14:08 (EDT)
blorch
spim THIS!
USA - Monday, August 22, 2005 at 08:39:08 (EDT)
Joe Strummer would have been 53 years old today.
RIP Joe
USA - Sunday, August 21, 2005 at 20:58:12 (EDT)
Nothing new from Dopey Lopes...Working on a "Statement" on "Terrorism" that will come out at an upcoming "Press Event"
Dopey
USA - Sunday, August 21, 2005 at 20:29:19 (EDT)
pussywillow!
chong
USA - Sunday, August 21, 2005 at 19:44:30 (EDT)
just finished watching "Serial Mom". Do you know what it was missing?
GR
USA - Sunday, August 21, 2005 at 19:01:12 (EDT)
And while you're waiting to get Spamalot tickets, rush out and see "The Aristocrats", a piss-in-your-pants funny documentary about the history of the Filthiest Joke Ever Told.
ed
USA - Sunday, August 21, 2005 at 16:16:31 (EDT)
Spamalot is just so fucking brilliant for much of its running time. It uses most of the best bits from the movie while fleshing them out to new heights of absurdist silliness. Along the way it stops to take potshots at a lot of the other shows on Broadway like "Wicked", "Beauty and the Beast" and "Sweet Charity". Andrew Lloyd Webber takes a particularly vicious beating in a spot-on, side-splitting "Phantom of the Opera" deconstruction. Tim Curry is a solid lead as Arthur, David Hyde-Pierce is perfectly cast as Sir Robin The-Not-Quite-So-Brave, and the incredible Sara Ramirez (about a 42D as far as I can tell) steals every scene she's in as The Lady In the Lake. She absolutely brings the house down with a song in the second act in which she laments that she has no scenes in the second act. All this AND an appearance by the Knights Who Say NI! See it if can find tickets. Shubert Theater, W44th St.
ed
USA - Sunday, August 21, 2005 at 16:13:57 (EDT)
chef get the hell outta there and come play ball
stumpy
USA - Sunday, August 21, 2005 at 14:29:15 (EDT)
yahoo free head-to-head fantasy hockey. email if interested. homeownership making things too busy for rock music, cheng. teaching self System of a Downspout.
doris
- Sunday, August 21, 2005 at 14:15:30 (EDT)
I hate people. Why do the bastards want to get married on a Sunday...and why do they have to come to my club for the reception...sons of britches!!!
chef <...and they hate me-Anti Nowhere league>
USA - Sunday, August 21, 2005 at 13:45:44 (EDT)
Weed is whack, now that Smack in BACK. Tie off or get lost!
Sneak
USA - Sunday, August 21, 2005 at 11:57:28 (EDT)

“Robert Nesta Marley Estate, private garden…Nine Mile, St Ann’s Parish –Jamaica W.I.”

“Peace offering to all those associated with things GREEN (Day, Wood, Dr., DL the Greenhorn, workin’ for green, out of green, green with envy, etc.) – May your amp always have tubes May your axe always have strings May there always be water in your chalice and An abundance of Green things May there always be peace and harmony in your Green Valley And music to make your heart sing. Positive Vibrations, mon!
Greenman
USA - Sunday, August 21, 2005 at 10:54:17 (EDT)
Sniz
Shaved
USA - Saturday, August 20, 2005 at 23:06:18 (EDT)

“Truce?”

matt damon
USA - Saturday, August 20, 2005 at 20:52:59 (EDT)
Doris no-show cause doris hates rock music. only listens to hobbit soundtrack these days.
Chong
USA - Saturday, August 20, 2005 at 15:38:00 (EDT)
Yet Another un-truth. Chef loves don, doph, drugsy, WHMIII...but the jury is still out on boris, doris, don't go to showis.
chef
USA - Saturday, August 20, 2005 at 15:22:41 (EDT)
Chef hates Don! Chef hates Don!
Deslock
USA - Saturday, August 20, 2005 at 15:12:05 (EDT)
I dont know who is impostering me...but let me say, I got nothing against benefits, beer companies, Rob G, Dopey, Herb Green, Muddy, Chong, KOL, MJ, WiF, or ViC...doris on the other hand
chef
USA - Saturday, August 20, 2005 at 13:53:25 (EDT)
Dopey Lopes has NEVER publicly spoken out against terrorism.
Dopey Lopes has NEVER publicly spoken out against terrorism. < Dopey Lopes has NEVER publicly spoken out against terrorism.>
Dopey Lopes has NEVER publicly spoken out against terrorism., Dopey Lopes has NEVER publicly spoken out against terrorism. Dopey Lopes has NEVER publicly spoken out against terrorism. - Saturday, August 20, 2005 at 12:48:57 (EDT)
let's go mets!
mookie
USA - Saturday, August 20, 2005 at 09:36:58 (EDT)
Music, sweet, sweet ass music. It changed my life. It saved my life man! I don't know where I'd be without it's sweet embrace.
doff
USA - Saturday, August 20, 2005 at 09:06:28 (EDT)
and umm, i know you other new lurkers are new and all but one thing you need to know is that mus!c is never spoken about on this lurk, ever. Capice?
mj
USA - Saturday, August 20, 2005 at 08:46:24 (EDT)
I'm with you doris. How quickly we forget. Anf fuck the WEEI fuctards is right. I stopped listening for real after the last Manny bashing before the trade deadline. Pete Shepard's comments bordered on racist . Fat piece of shit.
mj
USA - Saturday, August 20, 2005 at 08:44:05 (EDT)
bellhorn designated. shrill WEEI brickheads aside, he not only hit two of the MOST CLUTCH HOMERS EVER for sox nation, he was steady at 2B and kept his mouth shut and ran everything out when he DID make contact and got tons of walks too, making opposing pitchers work very hard.

thanks mark!
doris
- Saturday, August 20, 2005 at 07:16:52 (EDT)

“Why don’t you try sticking ju’ head in ju’ ass an’ see if it fits!”


tony montana
USA - Saturday, August 20, 2005 at 03:01:10 (EDT)
And I'm fairly sure the other lurkers can speak for themselves....they made it just fine for 3 years before I told you about the lurk last week... goodnight, sweet ass.
Lurk Ranger
USA - Saturday, August 20, 2005 at 02:07:34 (EDT)
Notice in this picture that Dopey really is playing through a Marshall Micro-amp taped to a bar stool and mic'd with an SM-57. That stupid fucking benefit helped alot of people, (Victims=$12,000; beer copmanies=$0.00) and you were only to eager to help out, as were Stumpy & Jahred, much to all of your credit...which was the whole fucking point. So consider yourselves officially thanked -again. Now that I have made my point (that not even the Great Dopey and Stumpy are too cool to do charity work), I will never mention benefits again on the lurk unless officially asked by the web Dominatrix herself. Satisfied, punk? Second - FROM YOU...I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU! I have not impostered anyone or any more than anybody else on this twisted lurk, including yourself. From this point forward I will only post as "Lurk Ranger". Third - had no idea that Dr. Greene=Stumpy, but alteast he had enough sack to come out of the cloud-filled closet. So my new challenge - out of respect for both the Dr. and the Greene: I will bring myself and at least 3 of my possie to HN's next gig, and hope others will see fit to do so as well. Long live the Greene (and the Dr.) Lastly- try the decaf next time you lurk. Chef (or imposter chef?)- thanks for the compliments, but I think you ment "Fat Fingers", not "Fast fingers", but you rock as well, dude.
Lurk Ranger
USA - Saturday, August 20, 2005 at 01:38:52 (EDT)
Dopey at the "give a hoot, read a book" benefit.


Matt Damon
USA - Friday, August 19, 2005 at 23:38:01 (EDT)
what the fuck is going on?
Three Finger Willy
USA - Friday, August 19, 2005 at 23:35:19 (EDT)
I need some advice on how to enable a "Charitable work and Benefits" Page on my website...I guess I could just check Rob's stupid fucking website and copy his... Rob, STOP...
Dopey
USA - Friday, August 19, 2005 at 23:15:52 (EDT)
Rob, Please REMOVE the picture of Myself with the band from your website...(the stupid fucking picture from the "Catering for a Stupid Cause" benefit. Its great that you are so virtuous, and want the world to know it. People that help others generally do it from the sidelines without the amount of fanfare that you produce. They don't continually stand up and say "Hey, I'm Helping!!!" They just do it. I guess I am wondering what your point is in posting this picture and flyer from that particular concert? Please remove it, and stop referencing "Benefit Concerts" in general, and on behalf of the other lurkers here, stop impersonating others in such a pedestrian way...If I can figure it out, I am sure the way way more sophisticated lurkers understand that it is you posing as others...
Dopey
USA - Friday, August 19, 2005 at 23:10:52 (EDT)
A Stack of Anvils
DOOD
USA - Friday, August 19, 2005 at 20:58:39 (EDT)
These are always fun...

BANG/A>

BNM/A>

BNG/A>

Joe's/A>
Scred
USA - Friday, August 19, 2005 at 20:41:13 (EDT)

Hey Don, If you drive up to providence tonight I will buy you a beer.
Chong
USA - Friday, August 19, 2005 at 19:36:14 (EDT)
http://www.rvgrockfilms.com/pages/16/index.htm
I'm not Dopey!
USA - Friday, August 19, 2005 at 19:27:26 (EDT)
DOPEY
http://www.rvgrockfilms.com/images/535_Dopey_Co._Rock_the_Station_Fire_Benefit.gif
USA - Friday, August 19, 2005 at 19:24:05 (EDT)
sorry, I mean w*ork
chef
USA - Friday, August 19, 2005 at 19:12:51 (EDT)
...and now my work day is done, so in the words of the yeti, good day sirs
chef
USA - Friday, August 19, 2005 at 19:12:32 (EDT)
I am being impostered!!
chef
USA - Friday, August 19, 2005 at 19:11:00 (EDT)
Dewey decimal dog collar!

GRRRR
USA - Friday, August 19, 2005 at 19:01:36 (EDT)
Ok, he's kinda goofy, but he still rocks! HARD!
cheffy
USA - Friday, August 19, 2005 at 18:42:45 (EDT)
Chef, you are way to friendly. If you don't get an edge soon you will never last in the music biz.
Sparky
USA - Friday, August 19, 2005 at 18:40:05 (EDT)
Dopey...why are you so hard on your guitar player? He rocked so hard at the show that the Young One (J.J.) kept calling hims 'fast fingers'....he rocks! (Not yellin', just sayin'!) Hows the Birthday goin', Doff?
chef
USA - Friday, August 19, 2005 at 18:26:37 (EDT)
Crappy Birthday Doff!!
chef
USA - Friday, August 19, 2005 at 17:57:53 (EDT)
i'm pretending to be upstairs bringing equipment from the basement but i'm actually lurking!
mj
USA - Friday, August 19, 2005 at 17:41:13 (EDT)
mj inadvertently discovers v!c's new nickname; now good day sires
v!c sp!t
USA - Friday, August 19, 2005 at 17:33:01 (EDT)
Is it really doff's birthday?
Sneak
USA - Friday, August 19, 2005 at 17:19:37 (EDT)
ps-at this moment, this present moment, doff, on his birthday no less, is waist high in mouse droppings, creeping black mold and 13 years worth of Vic spit down basement....
mj
USA - Friday, August 19, 2005 at 17:03:28 (EDT)
Remember the GAZO strip as you drove into downtown Worcester? So named becuase of Gazo's bait shop located there. ALWAYS a pure Worcester foreak on every street corner.
mj
USA - Friday, August 19, 2005 at 17:01:48 (EDT)
explains my entire life...

"No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
WiF of wisdom
USA - Friday, August 19, 2005 at 17:01:27 (EDT)
The only thing Gaza related of any import to me are/were The Gaza Strippers.
KOL
USA - Friday, August 19, 2005 at 16:55:07 (EDT)
Yo mj, finally there's a part of the Gaza sh!z that's of import. Question is, can you afford the import fee for the strays and do you speak kitty and doggy yiddish?
WiF
USA - Friday, August 19, 2005 at 16:43:02 (EDT)
You mean it's after August 13?
living under a rock
USA - Friday, August 19, 2005 at 16:39:59 (EDT)
Sounds like Helloween; anyway, don't you think it's time BSTC changed the out of date front page? Geez.
v!c
USA - Friday, August 19, 2005 at 16:31:48 (EDT)
I'm getting together with Sully Sulls (suicide liquors, Ex, Mother Jeff, Ex,Backwash, Ex Two Guys) about putting a show in Newport in the fall, either October or November...What say we all about some kind of Halloween bash...Perhaps the Lurkive presents Dopey Vs. Muddy Plus a Halloween Hoe Down???
Dopey
Newport, RI USA - Friday, August 19, 2005 at 16:26:21 (EDT)
Hey neat, somebody already impostered me....
Sparky
USA - Friday, August 19, 2005 at 16:25:50 (EDT)
I think its time to plan the benefit rock off to commemorate the original muddy vs. dopey benfit rock off off
stumpy
USA - Friday, August 19, 2005 at 16:25:44 (EDT)
Just sayin'

USA - Friday, August 19, 2005 at 16:20:31 (EDT)
Remember when Dopey and Muddy were going to have the benefit rock off?
mj
USA - Friday, August 19, 2005 at 16:17:04 (EDT)
Time to stock up on tin foil.
tin foil roll #1
tin foil roll #2

when to laugh at the conspiracy? (or hide if it's true)
ALL ARMY LEAVE CANCELLED AFTER SEPTEMBER 7, 2005
Lehrman said that other sources had told him all army leave had been cancelled from September 7th onwards, opening the possibility for [a planned] war to be declared within that time frame. [This is planned to coincide mere days after Bush has finished his "33 day vacation."]
WiF
USA - Friday, August 19, 2005 at 16:16:04 (EDT)
shocking
truly shocking
USA - Friday, August 19, 2005 at 15:44:59 (EDT)
LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- Courtney Love tearfully admitted using drugs in violation of her probation terms Friday. The rocker-actress was ordered into a 28-day drug treatment program by a judge who said he had wanted to put her in jail.

USA - Friday, August 19, 2005 at 15:40:17 (EDT)
bush shows his "mate" some motown background singer moves

USA - Friday, August 19, 2005 at 14:56:37 (EDT)
WOOOO!!!
just ate a listerine ministrip
USA - Friday, August 19, 2005 at 14:44:52 (EDT)
Now that's what I call a "super" hero!
GR
USA - Friday, August 19, 2005 at 14:34:46 (EDT)
something in San Fran
went boom
USA - Friday, August 19, 2005 at 14:12:03 (EDT)
Well, I know what I'm buying my friends for christmas this year.
Sneak
USA - Friday, August 19, 2005 at 14:11:26 (EDT)
oops
beat me to it
USA - Friday, August 19, 2005 at 14:10:32 (EDT)

WiF
USA - Friday, August 19, 2005 at 14:10:08 (EDT)


USA - Friday, August 19, 2005 at 14:07:49 (EDT)
two words- gay batman

USA - Friday, August 19, 2005 at 14:06:01 (EDT)
yawn
v!c
USA - Friday, August 19, 2005 at 14:05:56 (EDT)
And in related news- There is now a group insisting that the theory of gravity be taught alongside the new "intelligent falling" theory.

KANSAS CITY, KS—As the debate over the teaching of evolution in public schools continues, a new controversy over the science curriculum arose Monday in this embattled Midwestern state. Scientists from the Evangelical Center For Faith-Based Reasoning are now asserting that the long-held "theory of gravity" is flawed, and they have responded to it with a new theory of Intelligent Falling.
"Things fall not because they are acted upon by some gravitational force, but because a higher intelligence, 'God' if you will, is pushing them down," said Gabriel Burdett, who holds degrees in education, applied Scripture, and physics from Oral Roberts University.
sum pastafarian
USA - Friday, August 19, 2005 at 14:00:06 (EDT)
Update on Flying Spaghetti Monsterism-
followers now referred to as Pastafarians
USA - Friday, August 19, 2005 at 13:57:59 (EDT)
somebody git me a cigrit, I done pinched the lurk.
The BSTC
USA - Friday, August 19, 2005 at 13:57:48 (EDT)
Not impostering anyone. Cept sometimes shitty bands ;)
KOL USA - Friday, August 19, 2005 at 13:50:30 (EDT
looks like you won't be coming...and of course I'm high. I'm only looking away from the Lurk long enough to do a bong hit. I do realize that I could be banished for my herb soaked funky ways, but remember 1)I've been the NN drummer for 16 years, they woulda died back in '89 if I didn't percussively resuscitate them, so I rock harder than you 2) the guitar player in HN rocks harder than any one here and was in the jungles of 'nam, so we got that goin for us. 3)we do gigs outside of RI, cause its got the mostest whitest audiences around. 4)I saw you tryin to groove to Low Rent Housing, I think you sprained an ass cheek...
stumpy USA - Friday, August 19, 2005 at 13:45:36 (EDT)
You said "terry robe"!
GR USA - Friday, August 19, 2005 at 13:40:43 (EDT
WHAT? I am thought Don=sparky, doff, druggsy, william, etc, etc, etc. Chong am come in second in the impostering followed by perhaps KOL? Perhaps another chart would help.
WR/GR USA - Friday, August 19, 2005 at 13:40:12 (EDT)
Name it SWEET NATION, play softer, and have Dopey casually (as if he just got out of the shower and forgot where he was) stroll across the stage in a terry robe with wet hair.
Lollipop
USA - Friday, August 19, 2005 at 13:35:46 (EDT)
I will go to an Herbal Nation show on 3 conditions: 1. You change your name to Liquor Nation. 2. Play rock instead of funk. 3. Get Dopey Lopes to sing said "rock music." Alter these items and I may be the first person to attend an Herbal Nation show in 4 shows depending on my schedule.
enjoying the show
USA - Friday, August 19, 2005 at 13:25:25 (EDT)
What, leave the confines of my condo and the sweet, sweet Commodre Vic 20 plus dilaup I'm rocking? You, my friend, are HIGH.
viC
USA - Friday, August 19, 2005 at 13:10:13 (EDT)
For anyone who cares, Herbal Nation has just confirmed a spot at the Knitting Factory in NYC on Rocktober 21st at The "Lebowskifest", a celebration of all things Lebowski.
stumpy
USA - Friday, August 19, 2005 at 13:00:01 (EDT)
everyone knows the REAL v!c never uses the capital V
v!c
USA - Friday, August 19, 2005 at 12:58:40 (EDT)
I got coffee this morning from Cafe La France, which made ME log-ey.
KOL
USA - Friday, August 19, 2005 at 12:52:44 (EDT)
Speaking of meathead MEATHEAD! I'm on a dialup and this lurk's gettin' a little logey
Vic
USA - Friday, August 19, 2005 at 12:48:59 (EDT)
Don't forget that Meathead got sent down (on the farm) right after the Allstar break...
Sparky
USA - Friday, August 19, 2005 at 12:47:20 (EDT)
The BSTC just makes the 4pm deadline and trades away Lester for 4 more years of Vic, some kid in AAA out at the Ocean Mist and two lurkers to be names later
Molecule
USA - Friday, August 19, 2005 at 12:44:44 (EDT)
who knew a softball doubleheader could be so painful? who?
v!c
USA - Friday, August 19, 2005 at 12:39:04 (EDT) T
hey, anybody go to Throw Rag?
don
USA - Friday, August 19, 2005 at 12:09:50 (EDT)
Five (5) is crazy innit. It's like I don't even have time to lurk any more.
doff
USA - Friday, August 19, 2005 at 12:02:10 (EDT)
I just say your news section. FIVE shows this year plus Lurk hockey night? What the matter? Don't like being home alone?
Sparky
USA - Friday, August 19, 2005 at 11:05:37 (EDT)
if you were sophisticated you would have said "Rob and I". If that was the real Dopey and not Rob G pretending to be him.
křnsorgan
USA - Friday, August 19, 2005 at 11:03:00 (EDT)
I'm so flattered that anyone here thinks that myself and Rob are sophisticated enough to be running around masquerading as others, launching info/mis info, and contributing a lot of well thought out witty comments. The Harsh Reality (pun intended) is that we are a couple of complete fools who really have no clue what so ever...But very glad to be accepted as present and future Lurkers....Rock on!
Dopey
USA - Friday, August 19, 2005 at 11:00:37 (EDT)
guess it is dopey. i sit corrected.
chong
USA - Friday, August 19, 2005 at 10:54:50 (EDT)
If anyone really wants a copy of this record...I may even have some copies (slightly warped by age of course)
Dopey
USA - Friday, August 19, 2005 at 10:52:53 (EDT)
Recess...A Rhode Island Compilation, released in 1991 on the Flux label, with the associated artists Uber Alles and the legendary Verbal Assault... There truly is only one real Dopey Lopes (who else would want to be me???)
Dopey
USA - Friday, August 19, 2005 at 10:49:45 (EDT)
Recess...A Rhode Island Compilation, released in 1991 on the Flux label, with the associated artists Uber Alles and the legendary Verbal Assault... There truly is only one real Dopey Lopes (who else would want to be me???)
Dopey
USA - Friday, August 19, 2005 at 10:49:37 (EDT)
Hey JERK, why dont you go buy a porsche?
Chong
USA - Friday, August 19, 2005 at 10:31:33 (EDT)
Chong is