lurkive 17july-14aug 2005

 

I think all my Victorian Pics are on my webpage. I'm like uh, web enabled and shit. (try not to beat it to em too much)
Leeron
USA - Saturday, August 13, 2005 at 19:51:45 (EDT)

I hope turnout tonight is better than it was for the secret warm up gig last night.
KOL
USA - Saturday, August 13, 2005 at 18:09:09 (EDT)
i mean G@Y @SS
Chong
USA - Saturday, August 13, 2005 at 17:25:17 (EDT)
liam, you were on THAYER ST! And you were hanging out with the punx. What a F@G.
Chong
USA - Saturday, August 13, 2005 at 17:24:49 (EDT)
Chef, no shit I have a real, govt. issue RIOT HELMET for you to wear during TV Salvation.
mj
USA - Saturday, August 13, 2005 at 14:38:56 (EDT)
leeron, don't be a punk like Chong is not and bring pics of the old Victorian, would ya?
mj
USA - Saturday, August 13, 2005 at 14:37:17 (EDT)
So last night I managed to score a baby sitter for this evening. This means that Mrs Leeron and I will be attending the show this evening. If anyone wants to see the Mark Lebeau Sucks tattoo in person nows your chance. Speaking of which I ran into Chong on Thayer St just now. He looked pretty dashing in his Hyundai SUV, I had to explain to him where the livingroom is. Me think Chong not the Punk Rocker I thought he was.
Leeron
USA - Saturday, August 13, 2005 at 14:33:16 (EDT)
if this is your last show then you guys =
mj
USA - Saturday, August 13, 2005 at 14:05:09 (EDT)
someone may have just outshined someone else in the band...
basement lurker
USA - Saturday, August 13, 2005 at 12:32:41 (EDT)

...just feels like it's the last show....WiF, how long you been going to clubs...geeg time is 10:41AM, duh...
chef
USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 18:27:38 (EDT)

forgot to ask, geeg time tomorrow?
tipsy
USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 17:09:00 (EDT)
Ahhhh... Just mere hours till my first fix of Vikes pre-realsport. Alas it ain't televised, so I'll be checking via Fieldpass on some unsuspecting Defecatur neighbor's WiFi connection.
WiF
USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 16:31:53 (EDT)
everything = beginning + middle + end
v!c
USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 15:36:52 (EDT)
why is NN geeg last show? Do you guys have a fight or something? Slap the balls went a little too far?
mj
USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 15:08:56 (EDT)
Very nice face-to-face plant for sure.
v!c
USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 15:07:36 (EDT)
Keep Your Jesus Off My Penis... oh, and they even have a version for those running clunky macs
WiF
USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 14:32:00 (EDT)
curse
the random apostrophe
USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 14:29:40 (EDT)
I hope you can find a guitar sufficient for my talent level.
THE GREAT GUITAR GZOO
USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 14:14:39 (EDT)
Holy Crap...did anyone see the collision in the Mets game last night? Holy Crap!
chef
USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 14:10:40 (EDT)
"lets" even; and now that gives new meaning to fucking like rabbits...
v!c
USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 14:10:25 (EDT)
Now brazilian fart porn I can tolerate, but bunny bestiality is DEFINITELY over the line
WiF of new meaning to peter cottontail
USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 13:58:17 (EDT)
I want a phone that let's you know if the person is sitting on the crapper. Don't you feel a bit (more) unclean when you hear the flush 5 minutes into the conversation?
WiF
USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 13:45:31 (EDT)
No, it just let's you know if your caller is having phone sex without your consent and/or participation.
v!c
USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 12:50:57 (EDT)
WiF 6 degrees of separation-
deviled eggs -> fots -> sulphur -> organic chemistry -> Ouroborus -> origami
USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 12:36:50 (EDT)
SUV-Point-and-Laugh-Alert update- new record at $66.85
WiF
USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 12:31:23 (EDT)
wouldn't a jerk-off-o-meter just go up and down?
wax on wax off
USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 12:27:04 (EDT)
To add to the absurdity, I can make an origami ouroboros. This one as a matter of fact, only I fold it better of course.

WiF of eclectic silliness
USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 12:25:17 (EDT)
Talk to me when you come up with the Jerk-Off-o-Meter.
v!c
USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 12:23:25 (EDT)
By the way, the neverending Hasseldoff = living hell.
v!c
USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 12:20:15 (EDT)
Like this?

USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 12:18:45 (EDT)
Well that's the latin spelling. also known as the Worm of World's End. The tale goes that world formed over a sleeping giant worm/snake curled in on itself consuming its tail and when humans finally do something big enough and stupid enough we'll wake his azz up and the world will be torn asunder and completely destroyed as he comes uncoiled. (YAY! I love happy endings)
WiF
USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 12:08:25 (EDT)
oruborus
GR
USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 11:57:45 (EDT)
I heard from the NN groupies that NN never "performed"
call me rumor milly
USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 11:54:46 (EDT)
Is it ever going to fucking rain?
GR
USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 11:52:45 (EDT)
OK, let's just say I made up the story of how the structure of benzene came to a guy dreaming about a snake eating its tail, and thus founded modern organic chemistry...

Kekule wrote about his dream in his diary "…. I was sitting writing on my textbook, but the work did not progress; my thoughts were elsewhere. I turned my chair to the fire and dozed. Again the atoms were jumbling before my eyes. This time the smaller groups kept modestly in the background. My mental eye, rendered more acute by the repeated visions of the kind, could now distinguish larger structures of manifold conformation; long rows sometimes more closely fitted together all twining and twisting in snake-like motion. But look! What was that? One of the snakes had seized hold of its own tail, and the form whirled mockingly before my eyes. As if by a flash of lightning I awoke...".

WiF of the bizarre things I remember
USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 11:52:13 (EDT)
You mean NN no longer performs? That IS shocking. Yeah, I was wondering what that smell was!
GR
USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 11:50:52 (EDT)
this is the lurk, we got no room for truth here
chairman of the committee to keep truth off the lurk
USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 11:44:21 (EDT)
Doff, just FYI possibly lots of these invading your nose hairs directly from the culprit's @sshole. The Chemist

USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 11:42:06 (EDT)
I'm not yellin', I'm just sayin'...the rumor is probably close to the truth
chef
USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 11:37:22 (EDT)
I got the problems of an adult on my head and my shoulders.
I'm an adult now.
USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 11:23:16 (EDT)
This horse is hoarse today.
v!c
USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 11:17:46 (EDT)
Did you share copious amounts of sulfer with your friends about 8 to 12 hours later?
Deviled Doff
USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 11:12:16 (EDT)
Well, I hope you quarantined yourself because some members of the Sizz had one DEVIL of a time last night in a closed compartment. They were giving "shout outs" left and right.
v!c
USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 11:09:52 (EDT)
mmmm...I had deviled eggs just the other night as part of a delicious vegetarian summer meal!
GR
USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 10:41:09 (EDT)
banana hammock!



USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 10:34:26 (EDT)
to those who gotz verizon phones
you might be fooked
USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 10:31:59 (EDT)
and everybody knows skate punks are the source of all knowledge
HA!
USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 10:30:52 (EDT)
This goes out to three members of the Sizz. You know who you are.

USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 10:20:12 (EDT)
I hear rumor from attleboro skate ramp kids that dexter is telling people that big surprise happen at weekend show.... Sonds like the end of NN is not just rumor.
Chong Lee
USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 10:14:24 (EDT)
blow me
spim spam spum
USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 09:47:44 (EDT)
Well with the weekend coming and everybody making travel plans, it's time for yet another SUV-Point-and-Laugh-Alert. So remember to point with ridicule and laugh derisively at the drivers of those over-sized contraptions in your travels this weekend. Oil at $66.15 and rising
WiF of hummer humor
USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 09:44:07 (EDT)
pubic hairdo hacienda = funny funny
WiF
USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 09:33:53 (EDT)
Doris has a dog poo hat that he wears while pleasuring himself to old pics of ed.
sum lurker
USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 09:23:12 (EDT)
Tonight on Citibeat - Ed is baptised with the Most Holy Marinara of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. 7-10PM 91.1FM & wsmu.org/listen
ed
USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 08:13:23 (EDT)
"East Providence Dog Poo" = Department of Redundancy Department
doris
- Friday, August 12, 2005 at 08:06:17 (EDT)
Oh balls, here come the spam.....
bonerville
USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 02:04:21 (EDT)
Hi...I found your website to be completely useless! Great lack of pics and use of yellow. However, I do need to know if anyone here thinks the heart of rock and roll is still beating?
GR
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 21:28:36 (EDT)
if your friend buys that place I want a week in the summer. All to myself.
Chong
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 19:49:56 (EDT)
I'll be over in full frontal UUU bastard form shortly.
v!c
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 19:42:11 (EDT)
about 6%..
Chong
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 19:35:15 (EDT)
wif, what are today's 30 year mortgage interest rates?
mj
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 17:49:42 (EDT)
PHH=Pubic Hairdo Hacienda
hee hee hee
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 17:47:24 (EDT)

The Flying Spaghetti Monster is not pleased
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 17:23:36 (EDT)
basically correct, except I don't have a home, thus no home number
WiF my poo bag
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 17:02:02 (EDT)
Oh, Enquiring Mind, I work for the East Providence dog poo task force. I spread the word about picking up after fido and I hand out potty bags with my home number on them!
Wif
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 16:54:35 (EDT)
Sick leads in abundance. Awaitinng further instructions.
KOL
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 16:48:28 (EDT)
Who you work for WiF?
Enquiring Minds
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 16:43:26 (EDT)
any of you hags as proficient and innately talnted as mj in the superb art department and want to get over here and finish this drawing?
mj
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 16:40:05 (EDT)
i don't have time for you and your antics. you work in the superman building, right?
mj
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 16:38:47 (EDT)
v!c, the milkman cometh. (yet another link that is beyond the capabilities of mj's pitiful mac)
WiF of buttermilk
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 16:38:44 (EDT)
Not that you ever read my posts anyway mj, but as I've said before I'm off Catamore Blvd in EP behind channel 12/64.
WiF
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 16:35:48 (EDT)
Define "buttermilk".
v!c
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 16:30:12 (EDT)
If you're replacing your old egg cartons I have a whole bunch of leftover foam soundproofing I can sell you real, real cheap.
Jeff Derdarian
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 16:24:53 (EDT)
Forget the jumpin' kitties, how do we get to meet zeroskull? Yow.
ed
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 16:19:45 (EDT)

So I threw the rock!
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 15:54:56 (EDT)
vic, I painted a little buttermilk on the sheetrock behind the drums and I pointed a grow light on it all week, hope you don't mind
mj
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 15:52:43 (EDT)
wif, my sister works there now, maybe she pulled the alarm when she thought her fot was gonna blow the 10th floor off
mj
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 15:50:52 (EDT)
the link to the google image search for the retarded sperm is funny funny funny. GR, my friend takes her dogs to camp in Vancouver when she goes on tour and they love it there. The place makes tons of dough
mj
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 15:49:57 (EDT)
third friggin false fire alarm in the past hour. color me officially ready to go postal
WiF
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 15:42:18 (EDT)
All right, MJ, r u looking to start something? Let's do this! I need a new job--my boss is killing me thru killing others around me. SO--doggy day care? I'm already thinking of starting the pet sitter thingy (but who has the time?). Amy and I have talked it over before but she seems a little busy with the yoga and the radio. Anyone wanna invest? Maybe it can be a sideline with QOC's club! All we need is a space.
GR
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 15:39:32 (EDT)
Real reason we ain't reproducing. Clicky clicky
Retarded Sperm
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 15:37:38 (EDT)
you can't prove that!
GR
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 15:17:36 (EDT)
reason lurkers don't have no littl'uns around

USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 15:15:10 (EDT)
SEOUL, South Korea - A South Korean man who played computer games for 50 hours almost non-stop died of heart failure minutes after finishing his mammoth session in an Internet cafe, authorities said on Tuesday. The 28-year-old man, identified only by his family name Lee, had been playing online battle simulation games at the cybercafe in the southeastern city of Taegu, police said. Lee had planted himself in front of a computer monitor to play online games on Aug. 3. He only left the spot over the next three days to go to the toilet and take brief naps on a makeshift bed, they said.
Buddy or Chong?
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 15:14:07 (EDT)
mj, you best be off the rag by the time my semi-pink "lungs" get over there tonight
v!c-2000000000000000000000
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 15:10:38 (EDT)
Well la-dee-da with the fancy schmancy screen. To bad what's under the hood can't get the job done
WiF
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 15:10:35 (EDT)
CHONG'S HAVING ANOTHER BABY!!!!!!!!!!!
Rumour MIll
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 15:07:31 (EDT)
oh, and this is my "poopy" setup.

USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 15:06:41 (EDT)
so when does Chong, Jr. get a sibling, hmmmm?
GR
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 15:03:19 (EDT)
Oh, and here's a picture of Mrs. Chong and her new computer gift from CHONG. Love, mj

USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 15:03:13 (EDT)
Picture of Wif and her son with the computer they just bought him yesterday at Job Lot. Love, mj

USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 15:01:14 (EDT)
on top of that, that fucking ingrate had the nerve to REFUSE entry into the R&R Control Center. He had NO IDEA how many big names had jammed in there. It's like a fucking mini Hall of Fame for christ's sake. i mean I FUCKING jammed in there.
mj
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 14:58:15 (EDT)
chong came over with his baby and wouldn;t even go in the rock&roll control center. he took one peek inside and backed out, disgusted. He said, "I'm bringing my baby in there? What, are you fucking high?" and then shortly after that Middleblob's building inspector was at our door, demanding to see the "violations". at forst I thought he was talking about the dump I took that morning but then I realized that that pussy, chong, had ratted us out. All because of his baby's "precious precious, pink lungs"
mj
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 14:55:59 (EDT)
Who ratted you out and said the egg cartons had to go?
KOL
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 14:51:53 (EDT)
face it, your mac is poopy
and likewise for your skill level
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 14:49:27 (EDT)
“W*rking in an office is like having a poo -
the j*b's not finished until the paperw*rk's done.”
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 14:48:01 (EDT)
umm...not all of us have to resort to Vic Commodores to suit our skill levels...
mj
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 14:47:31 (EDT)
The link was fine, it's just your poopy mac that can't handle a simple .wmv file
WiF
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 14:45:26 (EDT)
The Sizz is not dead. We're just removing the black mold and non-code egg cartons from the walls in the R&R Control center, that's all. Your just jealous. You WISH we were all done because your lousy "band" can't live up the the Sizz's basement metal standards. Oh, and the reason guys like the NN guys and me can stay so young, free and hip is because we're CHILD FREE and the kids don't hold us back, MAN. If I wanna rock at 9:40 I just turn it up and explode.man. BTW, the link someone tried to share with me was this: 0&uZfÏ?ÙªbÎl~¡Ü«ŒG©ÏZäÀ SehÉ+fl%OøüJ—`ò’b±ã
mj
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 14:38:05 (EDT)
holy jumping ninja kitties

WiF
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 14:07:32 (EDT)
I got one word for ya mj
NUTS!
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 13:59:55 (EDT)
hey mj, don't that steak look yummy?
yup
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 13:40:14 (EDT)
all of you are stupid
mj
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 13:26:14 (EDT)
hmmmm... bacon
homer
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 12:56:11 (EDT)
Was waiting for $70 to post the point-with-derision post
WiF of gas fumes
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 12:54:59 (EDT)
Oil hits $66/barrell and no diatribe from WiF. Hm.
v!c
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 12:09:04 (EDT)
"The shrapnel is hitting the forest, and crackling like bacon."
v!c
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 12:06:10 (EDT)
I agree with doris on boiling saugy dogs. Of course once they're done cooking, I suggest feeding them to the dog and having yourself a nice steak instead

WiF
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 11:56:02 (EDT)
Dear Mr LeBleau, I have confirmed the show. AssEndOffend will be playing a 35minute set of all GAUZE covers in your RumpusRoom Friday night. They plan on going on just after the baby falls asleep. I hope this is OK. After the show they plan on breaking all of your copies of The Thing That Ate Floyd working sequentially from most recent pressing backwards to the first. okthxbye
Leeooom
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 11:54:31 (EDT)
I must be on a WiF commodore
no pic here neither
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 11:53:47 (EDT)
Wow, that is a nice box. I'm into it.
Wiliam Radcliffe
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 11:39:10 (EDT)
Here's what sexy video looks like on my V!C Commedore 3000.

USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 11:36:22 (EDT)
Leeum, dont you dare bring any of your crappy friends near me. Ever. I mean christ, they're friends with YOU. Oh and that band sounds like cooked garbage.
Chong
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 11:02:09 (EDT)
MJ - Thx for the offer of the 18th, but Im afraid they will be halfway back to Missoula by then. I think Im just gonna drop em off at Chongs house and tell them to play in his rumpus room. Mrs Chong is gonna be PISSED!
Leeron Dont never leave the house
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 10:59:09 (EDT)
dirty, you better RUN to the show all sweaty n' sh!t. anyway, some of you slugs might enjoy this video.
v!c
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 10:57:03 (EDT)
like the "real" MJ could spall 'relegation'. i didn't read WtF's link story but if it's not about the riots due to Genovese relegation penalty who cares. vic see you saturday you fuck.
dirty
- Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 10:55:13 (EDT)
am kinda down on the whole 'eating black ashes' thing ed. cigarettes give me enough of that. my recommendation was backed by a living breathing portagee, who qualified it by saying "i'm not sure how everyone else does it but i've always eaten them boiled...."
doris
- Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 10:51:09 (EDT)
speaking of rhoid rage

USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 10:43:37 (EDT)
I guess when you can buy players to throw games and refs to fix games, there's less need for performance enhancing chems to produce the paid for outcome
new meaning to getting a fix
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 10:42:31 (EDT)
ed, you got a decent game; Billiam, why I outta...
v!c
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 10:38:37 (EDT)
stuffed em where?
Wiliam Radcliffe
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 10:23:56 (EDT)
Consider rumor quashed. As for the 'swinger's party' they got dead after I stuffed 'em.
v!c
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 10:22:42 (EDT)
Word is that there are 50 count 'em 50 MLB players about to be suspended for failing steroid tests.
ragin' roids
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 10:21:32 (EDT)
"swingers party" = V!C, 47 stripper type girls and a bunch of stuffed gerbils.
Wiliam Radcliffe
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 10:14:41 (EDT)
ummm no, when a top player from man u failed to show up for a test he was banned for a year. Didn't fail it, just didn't take it. You think that would happen if manny missed one? hell if he failed one he'd only miss 10 games proving that mlb still doesn't care.
Wiliam Radcliffe
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 10:13:28 (EDT)
Define "swingers party"
GR
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 10:00:05 (EDT)
Not only are Neutral Nation NOT the landlord...neither of the two original members own a home...or could if they wanted too...as to hot licks...I'll show you...remember, I will have the awesome power of MJ's Marshall (after siging of waiver, of course.)...and my Rockin' Epiphone...
chef
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 09:51:37 (EDT)
who's on hemorrhoids?
simple answer
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 09:45:34 (EDT)
dude, I was in the basement last week. gnarlet mix of white and black mold covered most surfaces as well as the not up to code egg crates on the walls. "The place is being dismantled and well..... we could use the space to put all the taxidermy" Which is true, I've never seen so many stuffed dead animals since V!C's last "swingers party"
Wiliam Radcliffe
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 09:45:00 (EDT)
at least they're not all on the roids. Why don't you go practice your scales and try coming up with some new hot likks to play during "mom". Funny thing about Neutral Nation, they used to sing "where's my landlord", now THEY ARE THE LANDLORD.
Wiliam Radcliffe
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 09:39:51 (EDT)
could someone please explain what the deal is with the rampant rumor of impending basement doom for the bulkhead + sizz?
sneak
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 09:39:46 (EDT)
Isnt "footie" just for stupid Euro-peons and people who dont speak the language?
chef
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 09:33:42 (EDT)
Nope...for the first time, he didn't point at my thingy...and that, my friend, hurts my feelings.
chef
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 09:32:40 (EDT)
hotspur = relegation. Henry could beat them all on his frenchy own. Now if manU can just get owen we'lll be all good in the ole gunnar hood.
gail loves footie
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 09:30:27 (EDT)
From what I hear, once the benny bulkhead is destroyed, benny sizzley will be all done too. Who will fill the void of NN and BS? Subgummy soup, that's who.
Wiliam Radcliffe
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 09:28:06 (EDT)
Wot happened Cheffy? Did Dexter point at and make fun of your saugie?
doff
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 09:20:54 (EDT)
Chef - I'm bringing an extra 5 bucks worth of pennies. Will that be enough?
ed
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 09:17:08 (EDT)
Manny's home run last night was a thing of beauty.
ed
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 09:15:48 (EDT)
Jeez, I've never seen mj so on the rag before. Not a pretty sight.
ed
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 09:15:18 (EDT)
There's nothing worse you can do to a saugy (or any hot dog or sausage for that matter) than to boil it, thus filling it up with water. Grill that motherf***er to within an inch of its life until it's charred on the outside and splits in three or four places. Add hot mustard. Enjoy.
ed
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 09:13:37 (EDT)
I fear none but the Flying Spaghetti Monster, my neck is pasty gray, I'm one runny smear not pieces, and realsport is the only sport with a functioning system to keep the sport competitive.
WiF
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 09:12:54 (EDT)
So doris, am them footie boys out to outdo boxing in the fix department?
WiF
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 09:08:09 (EDT)
How do you god-fearing redneck pieces of shit come to terms with the pinko salary cap revenue sharing NFL?
doff
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 09:07:56 (EDT)

Get the word out...There's a Show at the Living Room this Saturday. All of your favorites will be there. Tell your friends...and everyone else too. This could VERY possibly be the LAST NN show ever.
chef
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 08:57:57 (EDT)

actually real football starts tomorrow WtF...no exhibition crap neither. how's that foofy frog captain treatin' ya, donnzoil? ready to fight Man U for eighth? arsenal = french for "buncha alices".
doris
- Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 07:49:01 (EDT)
boil, cheffy. til they split'n'shit.
doris
- Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 07:43:22 (EDT)
Decimal point after the two fitty. It's a Thursday night. Can't do it due to Vic being not around. Steam the saugy...
mj
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 22:55:12 (EDT)
Where is the decimal point in that 250? Was you guys s'posed to do it? Unfortunately, drummer Marco Greenhorn is still in Portugal eating all of their chourico and drinking all their wine. He returns saturday...how soon do you need to know?
KOL
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 20:12:36 (EDT)
anyone still here? I gots me one dumb question...Do you grill or boil (steam) a saugy? What's traditional, what's best...someone ask Tucker and get back to me!
chef
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 19:26:32 (EDT)
ps- it pays two fitty
mj
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 17:43:50 (EDT)
before i was so rudely interupted...KOL, do you guys want the gig?
mj
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 17:42:47 (EDT)
fuck you blanket
mj
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 17:41:03 (EDT)
shooting the "shit" huh...?
blanket
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 17:37:04 (EDT)
Leeron, do your friends want to play Aug 18th in Newport? That's about as connected as I can get
mj
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 17:34:17 (EDT)
Did I tell you about the time I took a high colonic in Beverly Hills? me and the "technician" were just shooting the shit while we both watched one bran flak float by thrugh the clear plastic tube. unfortunatley i had just taken the dump of my life that very morning before my appointment. what a waste of 65 bucks. Btw, I bought colonic gift certificates for all my band members and not a one of them was man enough to redeem the fucking things.
mj
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 17:32:18 (EDT)
Yeah, that's a real dog. Notice multiple dew claws and a haircut not unlike doff's. Now good day.
v!c
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 17:24:04 (EDT)
timers = times
curse the random letter syndrome
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 17:11:15 (EDT)
Holy high colonic! That's gotta be the colon/thingy of lurks of yesteryear. that hails back to jerzy grrrl timers.
WiF of one who remembers
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 17:10:50 (EDT)
FSM-damn? I like it
WiF
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 17:08:56 (EDT)
Stuff like this is why the Warwick Mall is struggling so badly.
KOL
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 17:07:05 (EDT)
FSM-damn you girls are chatty today. Who knew a pack of smokes cost 6 bucks?
doff
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 16:47:26 (EDT)
I'm not sure why the Nation has not sired any kiddies of their own...might have something to do with a "slap your friend in the balls game" we used to play back a long time ago...
chef
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 16:29:44 (EDT)
It appears the noodly appendage of the Flying Spaghetti Monster will need to go another round with KC board.
WiF of flat earth
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 16:27:44 (EDT)
No, no, no. Peanut butter and jelly sangwich with some jalapeno and cheddar chips. Not really a match made in heaven but it did the trick. Now to deliver a birdbath and get some free dinner!
GR
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 16:24:46 (EDT)


USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 16:02:55 (EDT)
LROOMPuke's Review THIS HAS TO BE THE WORSE DUMP EVER KEPT IN BUSINESS IN RHODE ISLAND. IT SEEMS LIKE A PLACE THAT RATS WOULD LIVE IN. BIG RATS..AND I DON'T MEAN THE PATRONS EITHER (EVEN THO SOME DO RESEMBLE UGLY SLIMEY SEWER RATS..MAYBE THATS WHY THE PLACE STAYS IN BUSINESS BECAUSE OF ALL THE SEWER RATS THAT SPEND THEIR MONEY THERE. THE CLUB SHOULD HAVE A WRECKING BALL AS PART OF IT DECOR, MAYBE THEY SHOULD PUT UP A CLUB THEIR LIKE METROPOLIS AND PUT ALL THE RATS THAT GO TO THE "SEWER ROOM" BACK IN THE SEWER WHERE WE WON'T SEE THEIR UNSIGHTLY SELVES. THE SOUND IS CRAPY, NO LIGHTING, RIPPED POOL TABLE, BARELY STANDING ON IT'S OWN LEGS WALLS ARE NOW PART OF THE FLOOR, CEILINGS ARE TORN OFF, TOILETS DON'T EXIST.. BATHROOMS SMELL LIKE URINE,FECES & VOMIT ALONG WITH THE REST OF THE PLACE. I WEN'T THEIR ONCE FOR 15 MINUTES AND WHEN I LEFT I PUT ALL MY CLOTHES AND SHOES THAT I HAD ON IN THE YARD AND MADE A BON-FIRE..MAYBE THATS WHAT THEY SHOULD DO WITH THE "SEWER ROOM"
funny Living Room review #2
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 15:54:03 (EDT)
dieLROOM's Review the living room is a hunk of trash....i could do that to my basement . open it up and serve alcohol to minors and have a room full of potheads and call it the living room . oh wait and the bathrooms...ill rip off the doors..and invite a bunch of people all doped up on E and nasty girls with baggy pants...that sounds like a good club right??? NO
funny review of Living Room #1
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 15:53:11 (EDT)
hey mj! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
yup
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 15:52:24 (EDT)
I was holding off on mentioning this, but realsport has commenced (the pre-realsport that is). And my Vikes is playing Friday night at 8:00. aaaaaahhh.... all is well in the world
WiF my pigskin
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 15:41:56 (EDT)
So my buddy's band is touring and their gig in Boston on Friday (August 12th) got canceled. Im sure this is a longshot, but if anyone has any hookups or ideas for a last minute booking it would be much appreciated. They play pretty straightup punk/hardcore. You can check em out at www.assendoffend.com. Email me at liamlunchtray(at)gmail.com if you have any ideas. I'm too lame and washed up to have "connections" anymore.
Leeron Runray
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 15:34:54 (EDT)
you are an idiot too
mj
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 15:26:43 (EDT)
mj modelling new line of cute hats

USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 15:22:21 (EDT)
fuck you yup. Hey chef, it occurred to me that no one in the Nation has fathered any biological children (that we know if). Was that a pact made deep inside the Nation clubhouse back in 1982?
mj
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 15:18:18 (EDT)
hey someone's stealing my schtick
yup
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 15:15:43 (EDT)
PS-fresh turkey with mayo on a whole wheat bulkie roll =stupid lunch
mj
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 15:14:49 (EDT)
and fuck you too, Freddie Mercury with all those shapes in front of your name
mj
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 15:13:44 (EDT)
you're full of shit. watch the tape dude. he tells him to stop filming. he pushes the camera away and off dude's shoulder-no punched thrown. dude winks at friend in dugout knowing he's got a lawsuit to file
mj
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 15:12:32 (EDT)
The good news is that Alan Embree helped beat the Yankees last night.
ed
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 15:12:09 (EDT)
Hi, I'm new here.
||:-{D Freddie Mercury
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 15:11:58 (EDT)
cold-cocked = knocked him down without provocation.
ed
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 15:10:29 (EDT)
ps-professional athletes are gods and heros
mj
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 15:10:18 (EDT)
define "cold cocked'
mj
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 15:09:30 (EDT)
Lest we not forget Sluggo's infamous line, "mj makes Keith Richards look like a newborn"
mj
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 15:08:43 (EDT)
Sorry, but the cameraman was just doing his job, and Rogers cold-cocked him.
ed
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 15:07:58 (EDT)
Today's lunch - fresh turkey with mayo on a whole wheat bulkie roll.
ed
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 15:06:36 (EDT)
c'mon ed, that loser cameraman was asking for it. hurt, my ass, what a litigious ingrate
mj
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 15:06:23 (EDT)
Stones are relevent as they are almost the same age as the Benny Sizzler people.
AARP discount at the Living Room Saturday.
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 15:05:50 (EDT)
Actually v!c, tonight's game is the one to go to as we will get to boo the holy living shit out of the thuggish Kenny Rogers.
ed
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 15:04:20 (EDT)
ceasar salad from aforementioned CLEMENTS market
mj
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 15:01:32 (EDT)
Still deciding on lunch? How about strawberry milk flavored sausage?
"Strawberries go well with minced fish."
WiF of curdled links
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 15:01:06 (EDT)
just stuff their ears full of downy soft cotten
v!c
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 14:49:05 (EDT)
Leeron...I do believe it is an ALL ages show...and we have to have a playpen for Dexter anyway...
chef
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 14:45:04 (EDT)
So Im havin a hard time finding child care so me and the missus can make it out on Saturday. Would it be OK if I just setup a playpen on stage?
Leeron
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 14:38:20 (EDT)
You ASSume correctly my good man.
v!c
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 14:31:48 (EDT)
tuna melt
on dark rye
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 13:24:00 (EDT)
What's for lunch? I'm hungry.
GR
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 13:08:21 (EDT)
So do you figger there's a scratch'n'sniff mag for that particular inclination?
WiF
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 12:30:35 (EDT)
I assume the mondo comment bears on the fart porn?
WIF
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 12:29:35 (EDT)
I subscribe to Groucho's take on age. "A man's only as old as the woman he feels."
WiF
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 12:28:12 (EDT)
mondo bizarro man...mondo bizarro
v!c
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 12:18:05 (EDT)
I'm as young as my mind allows me to be
Y.P.
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 11:52:44 (EDT)
And speaking of gaseous emissions, would you believe Brazilian fart porn?
WiF of brazilian bikini wax
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 11:45:05 (EDT)
and who let a young person on the lurk?
sum old fart
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 11:41:59 (EDT)
The only thing relevant to this hip new band Benny Sizzler is the Flying Spaghetti Monster and being touched by his noodly appendage whilst your ears are inundated with the furious sound of the Sizz.
WiF
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 11:41:28 (EDT)
umm... are the Stones really relevent in relation to this hip new band, Benny Sizzler?
young person
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 11:32:21 (EDT)
The first Stones single they've been playing is actually listenable and reminiscent of some of their best stuff of decades past. BUT the upcoming single is going to be the real hoot (let's hope the tune-age is up to the lyric content). It's called Sweet Neo Con

"You call yourself a Christian, I call you a hypocrite
You call yourself a patriot.
Well, I think your are full of sh*t!...
How come you're so wrong, my sweet neo-con."

In searching for the full lyrics (not out there yet) I did find this pic of Keith Richards Simmons

WiF
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 11:04:15 (EDT)
I just had my ass towed.
91 Mazda
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 11:01:21 (EDT)
The FSMism linkage came courtesy of one of the political sites I troll. They actually sent that letter to the Kansas City board and actually got a few replies from board members. (the e-mail section is good for a few laughs too)
WiF of noodly appendage
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 10:57:09 (EDT)
fucking rights. I just got me a joe and finally had a chance to peruse some of the nuggets you hags been laying down the last few days. some funny funny shit. Flying Spaghetti Monster is fucking TIT! Chong, A.I. Prostitute is a fucking HIT, can you work WYATT SQUARE into the lyrics? Ed, are you taking mj to the game? Sneak, what your band not into a full set of basement metal? You need to come play third git for the sizz. I'll be the dude in 38 special that runs up and down the ego ramps with guitar unplugged....
mj
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 10:49:00 (EDT)
Flying pasketti monsta
Sneak
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 10:46:16 (EDT)
Two things: ed, the game to be at was LAST night; Sneak, I'm sure you dealt with him appropriately.
v!c
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 10:28:41 (EDT)
How the hell did you find Flying Spag Monster?
WWDogDoo
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 10:17:38 (EDT)
Found this whilst looking fer that
BBC comedy desktop themes
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 10:02:04 (EDT)
You mean him? He's still twenty minutes into the future

WiF of Max audio
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 10:00:02 (EDT)
Lady, you don't know the meaning of early....


Chong Jr.
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 09:02:31 (EDT)
Hi. I really like this rock band! Usually I don't go to see rock bands, but this rock band really rocks. Hard. Also, does MJ stand for Monster Jam?
Big Fan
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 09:01:18 (EDT)
i ain't never been up so early in my damn rotten life
mj
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 08:47:10 (EDT)
Whatever happened to max headroom? I had his poster in my bedroom whatever happened to cystal pepsi? ok soda, flannel shirts and hep c?
ballad of Chong Lee
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 08:43:48 (EDT)
Hey I wrote a new song for the sizz. I call it "aquidneck island prostitute"
hanging out at clemens
marketing your wares
got your torn led zeppelin shirt
attracting dirty stares
AQUIDNECK ISLAND PROSTITUE
she will fuck for furtado's chourico
AQUIDNECK ISLAND PROSTITUDE
she works at the bank she's denise

chong
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 08:35:21 (EDT)
Hey I wrote a new song for the sizz. I call it "aquidneck island prostitute" hanging out at clemens
marketing your wares
got your torn led zeppelin shirt
attracting dirty stares
AQUIDNECK ISLAND PROSTITUE
she will fuck for furtado's chourico
AQUIDNECK ISLAND PROSTITUDE
she works at the bank she's denise

chong
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 08:34:32 (EDT)
SNEAK = not just girl's fun
Old Man Seconds
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 08:25:20 (EDT)
So last night someone in my band told me 'I like your song ideas but we can't have a million songs that all sound like Benny Sizzler.' I silenced that person by saying Appetite for Destruction>any 7 seconds record.
Sneak
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 08:09:15 (EDT)
If Flying Spaghetti Monster is a religion, then Al Forno is its most sacred temple.
ed
USA - Tuesday, August 09, 2005 at 19:43:51 (EDT)
I will be at Red Sox / Rangers game tomorrow, having won tix from WHJJ last week while listening to Al Franken show. Go figure.
ed
USA - Tuesday, August 09, 2005 at 19:42:52 (EDT)
Was Meatballs/Fluxus consumed by the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
ed
USA - Tuesday, August 09, 2005 at 19:40:16 (EDT)
What aboot this stuff?
GR
USA - Tuesday, August 09, 2005 at 19:05:26 (EDT)
ZEE YETI SCROTE eez TOO MUCH for NUBILE RUSSIAN GURL!
N.R.
USA - Tuesday, August 09, 2005 at 18:44:39 (EDT)
Absurd.
yeti
USA - Tuesday, August 09, 2005 at 18:37:14 (EDT)
Me only love meetball meet, svaltlana not interested in zee yeti scrote
Nubile Russian
USA - Tuesday, August 09, 2005 at 18:33:44 (EDT)
You called?

USA - Tuesday, August 09, 2005 at 17:56:46 (EDT)
Meat, will there be any nubile Russians at this "party"?
v!c
USA - Tuesday, August 09, 2005 at 16:53:14 (EDT)
Get comfortable, this could take awhile.
scatman yeti
USA - Tuesday, August 09, 2005 at 16:52:24 (EDT)
purchase and sale of what? old yeti scat? Most likely you can find something here. And it's legalese
WiF
USA - Tuesday, August 09, 2005 at 16:44:14 (EDT)
The "trying" to shit part is even funnier than I thought. That bit of humor escaped even me. Meathead, why do you always have parties in middle of W*RK weeks?!
mj
USA - Tuesday, August 09, 2005 at 16:21:28 (EDT)
Yo WiF, where might one find boiler plate legalease (sp?) for a purchase and sales?
donny
USA - Tuesday, August 09, 2005 at 16:07:33 (EDT)
hmmmm... I could see where passing that might very well awaken parental units in the next room
scat illogical
USA - Tuesday, August 09, 2005 at 15:45:32 (EDT)
This could explain the dream...actual yeti scat.

USA - Tuesday, August 09, 2005 at 15:25:14 (EDT)
MEATBALLS!
doff
USA - Tuesday, August 09, 2005 at 15:23:43 (EDT)
This explains SOOOO much

WiF
USA - Tuesday, August 09, 2005 at 15:18:51 (EDT)
While those fictional cloud being sorts try to insert intelligent design into science books, the true believers are demanding the Flying Spaghetti Monster be recognized as the true creator and that Flying-Spaghetti-Monsterism be taught on an equal footing with evolution. Blessed be the Flying Spaghetti Monster and may you be touched by His noodly appendage. (number one reason to covert to FSMism- Our heaven is WAY better. We've got a Stripper Factory AND a Beer Volcano)
WiF of sacred marinara
USA - Tuesday, August 09, 2005 at 15:13:37 (EDT)
MEATHEAD!
v!c
USA - Tuesday, August 09, 2005 at 13:14:14 (EDT)
damn
spam
USA - Tuesday, August 09, 2005 at 13:12:14 (EDT)
howdy, y'all!!!


i'm having a beach party tomorrow(wednesday)
WHO'S COMING???
Celebrate the Birth of Meat
USA - Tuesday, August 09, 2005 at 13:06:40 (EDT)
I had a bizzaro dream this weekend including a cat of mine that's been dead for over a decade talking to me and for some reason insisting on calling me Ryan.
WiF
USA - Tuesday, August 09, 2005 at 11:53:22 (EDT)
There's so many things wrong with that I don't know where to begin. Here's the first thing that catches the eye: TRYING to take a sh!t...TRYING...
v!c
USA - Tuesday, August 09, 2005 at 11:45:42 (EDT)
That begs the question, does a yeti sh!t in the woods? Answer: not necessarily.
The Yeti
USA - Tuesday, August 09, 2005 at 11:44:33 (EDT)
Dump Dump Yeti
FIDS
USA - Tuesday, August 09, 2005 at 11:24:09 (EDT)
mj go to bed with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger
Reggie "the hurricaine" tosspot
USA - Tuesday, August 09, 2005 at 11:22:08 (EDT)
mj had dream last night that yeti was trying to shit in my parent's bathroom. i kept saying, don't take a dump in there, dammit yeti, that room is attached to their bedroom and it'll wake them up.
mj
USA - Tuesday, August 09, 2005 at 11:16:57 (EDT)
two syllables- CHAAAAAAA- CHING!
WiF of substantial cash withdrawal
USA - Tuesday, August 09, 2005 at 10:31:17 (EDT)
Check out my art.
ART BELL
USA - Tuesday, August 09, 2005 at 10:25:27 (EDT)
"shot in the head" and "treated and released" don't seem to go together...
v!c
USA - Tuesday, August 09, 2005 at 10:07:50 (EDT)
nota bene- he shoulda oughta of said nauseated
WiF
USA - Tuesday, August 09, 2005 at 09:46:19 (EDT)
"On the day he hit 29 stores he wasn't feeling too good," Tangeman said. "He was a little nauseous."
did he say 29???
USA - Tuesday, August 09, 2005 at 09:45:36 (EDT)
welcome to spim city. So did everyone have a swell vaporize-a-half-a-million-japanese day?
WiF
USA - Tuesday, August 09, 2005 at 09:18:50 (EDT)
Elizabeth Vargas close to being back on the market!!!
ed
USA - Monday, August 08, 2005 at 22:44:46 (EDT)
T I'm looking forward to sticking a double barreled shotgun up the ass of the good people who chose to post spam all over this site.
ed
USA - Monday, August 08, 2005 at 20:06:52 (EDT)
Chong smiles. Is immediately deemed ugly when he does so.

USA - Monday, August 08, 2005 at 14:29:43 (EDT)
If you ever buy a big old victorian and redo the kitchen, don't ever move a 7' slab of soapstone up the very steep curved staircase.
Calgon
USA - Monday, August 08, 2005 at 12:26:34 (EDT)
define "begins"
Oldie Oldson
USA - Monday, August 08, 2005 at 12:12:41 (EDT)
Don begins too feel "too old to rock anymore"
chong
USA - Monday, August 08, 2005 at 11:20:49 (EDT)
Chong has face surgery. Improves face.

USA - Monday, August 08, 2005 at 11:10:21 (EDT)
C
Don records solo album?

Chong
USA - Monday, August 08, 2005 at 10:07:19 (EDT) Im
paris hilton has mung cancer
Reggie "the hurricaine" tosspot
USA - Monday, August 08, 2005 at 09:57:00 (EDT)
Don't get me wrong, lung cancer is the suck, but you'd thought Paris Hilton died or something the way all the news heads were talking about their fallen fellow reader.
Doff to the Tram Don to the Lake
USA - Monday, August 08, 2005 at 09:30:06 (EDT)
There's no WAY it's Monday.
v!c
USA - Monday, August 08, 2005 at 09:29:34 (EDT)

This web site sucks. Only morons click on links
Moron
USA - Monday, August 08, 2005 at 09:19:43 (EDT)

How could he? He's dead you know.....
Reggie "the hurricaine" tosspot
USA - Monday, August 08, 2005 at 08:33:58 (EDT)
Peter Jennings will not be reading the morning news.
chef
USA - Monday, August 08, 2005 at 07:43:45 (EDT)
Happy Birthday Kristin Hersh!
ed
USA - Sunday, August 07, 2005 at 21:48:56 (EDT)
mj - got a job with the Feds -- hoping to give them a little RI butt kicking. Start the job on Mon. -- living w/ nephew and sister-in-law right now. Things too new to complain, but MD and DC are stranges places compared with RI. Hoping this move is a smart one, but will report back on the Lurk after a few times in the office. Going to need people to keep me abreast of the Sox -- nothing but Orioles and Nationals fans here (a Brewers update would be cool too). Best of luck on show - wish I was there to see it. TFK
The Fighting Kike
USA - Sunday, August 07, 2005 at 09:57:47 (EDT)
holy shit it's the fighting kike. wtf, where you been? what you doin' in DC? Oh and chong, what, now YOU're the band?
mj
USA - Sunday, August 07, 2005 at 00:28:10 (EDT)
Message from the Fighting Kike -- arrived in D.C. safely. Begin work on Monday. Sorry to miss the super cool show on the 13th. My best to the Sizzler (and the doggie in the cart), Lester, Chong, and those excellent types back in Fox Point. Life just ain't the same once one leaves the Point. TFK.
The Fighting Kike
USA - Saturday, August 06, 2005 at 15:03:38 (EDT) )
Hey daddio, I don't wanna go, down to the basement.
joey
USA - Saturday, August 06, 2005 at 13:56:22 (EDT)
Jeez MJ, chicks arent supposed to talk about era. Unless they are talking about laundry detergent.
chong
USA - Saturday, August 06, 2005 at 13:13:56 (EDT)
So...what do you guys think of Foulke's ERA?
mj
USA - Saturday, August 06, 2005 at 12:12:14 (EDT)
Oh I love that dirty laundry. Basement your my home.
Weird Ali
USA - Saturday, August 06, 2005 at 09:43:35 (EDT)
it's a bird...it's a plane....it's THE RETURN OF EL GUAPO!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!!!
boris
- Saturday, August 06, 2005 at 08:48:49 (EDT)
This is basement rock. This is basement rock. B-A-S-E. M-E-N-T. Something's dead down basement. B-A-S-E. M-E-N-T. We're hanging down basement.
Bernie Taupin
USA - Saturday, August 06, 2005 at 08:33:59 (EDT)
duh
dur
USA - Saturday, August 06, 2005 at 00:12:39 (EDT)
YOU PEOPLE TRHINK YOUR SO SMART>>> all that lita ford shite was just a veild politcal commentary ion the cirrent stiuation over across the pond ..... me no re tard
The greyhound's rocking out tonight To maximum rockabilly When two punks chose to risk the subway For a tube to Picadilly

fuckin DUH
USA - Saturday, August 06, 2005 at 00:03:47 (EDT)
i dont mind butsome guys dancin wth my girl.......
drinky poos
USA - Friday, August 05, 2005 at 23:16:39 (EDT)
"GEORGE W. BUSH, PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES: We mourn the loss of every fallen troop."
not really, since the next funeral he attends will be his first
USA - Friday, August 05, 2005 at 23:14:35 (EDT)
BASEMENT ROCK
by Chong Lee
This is BASEMENT ROCK!
watch out for that dirty sock
Do some laundry, print a flyer
change the lint trap in the dryer
chicks dig chong
chicks dig chong
chong is most awesome!


chong
USA - Friday, August 05, 2005 at 21:31:16 (EDT)
Is the black mold the good shit or the bad shit?
mj
USA - Friday, August 05, 2005 at 18:20:09 (EDT)
what am I still doing here?
WiF
USA - Friday, August 05, 2005 at 17:07:13 (EDT)
finished new rowling last night actually chongo. very close.
doris
- Friday, August 05, 2005 at 16:15:35 (EDT)
Two notes about the Novak explosion. First I see that Carville agrees with me that Chafee has spent to much kneepad-time with the murder monkey and that people have noticed. "CARVILLE: Sure. But then, you know, we've got a really good shot in Rhode Island."

Second, I think what got Novak's panties in a bind was this from moments before he popped...transcript of show, scroll down about 9/10ths)

"...Harris is blaming unnamed newspapers for tarnishing her image by doctoring her makeup with Photoshop. -- that computer program. Bob Novak, have you been investigating this make-up story?

NOVAK: No, but I've had the same experience that she did. A lot of my trouble in the world is that they've doctored my make-up and colorized me in a lot of newspapers on my picture. So, I sympathize with her.

HENRY: This is breaking news. I've haven't heard this.

CARVILLE: Breaking news. Who did it? What paper?

NOVAK: Well, I don't. I can't tell you."

so do you think it was those dastardly papers making Novak's make-up look bad that pushed him over the edge?
WiF
USA - Friday, August 05, 2005 at 16:11:10 (EDT)
Hot lead? Gotta love how the shooter is taking such careful aim. And on THAT note, good day sirs.
v!c
USA - Friday, August 05, 2005 at 15:44:53 (EDT)
so what do you think was the last thing to go through this woman's mind?
WiF of graphic imagery
USA - Friday, August 05, 2005 at 15:08:33 (EDT)
I stayed up until 1 a.m. playing with myself.
Pee Wee Herman
USA - Friday, August 05, 2005 at 14:04:57 (EDT)
I stayed up til 1 AM playing 'Snowblind' by Black Sabbath on the guitar. over and over and over.
Sneak
USA - Friday, August 05, 2005 at 13:57:41 (EDT)
Slob Novak

USA - Friday, August 05, 2005 at 13:52:39 (EDT)

WiF
USA - Friday, August 05, 2005 at 13:52:09 (EDT)
Well I'll be dance trapped.
v!c
USA - Friday, August 05, 2005 at 13:47:54 (EDT)
Bob Novak is like, SO fired. Most hysterical aspect is that it was over Katherine Harris' make-up.

"Well, I think that's bull----, and I hate that," Novak said. "Just let it go." As the cameras rolled, he then removed his microphone and walked calmly off the set to the surprise of Carville and Inside Edition moderator Ed Henry.
wiF
USA - Friday, August 05, 2005 at 13:01:32 (EDT)
trap- 7 plural : a group of percussion instruments (as a bass drum, snare drums, and cymbals) used especially in a dance or jazz band
WiF
USA - Friday, August 05, 2005 at 12:56:57 (EDT)
shut yer von trapp
v!c
USA - Friday, August 05, 2005 at 12:26:28 (EDT)
ummm Von Trap anyone?
duh family
USA - Friday, August 05, 2005 at 12:18:35 (EDT)
Would you want to cuddle this, ladies, post-coitally?

USA - Friday, August 05, 2005 at 12:14:47 (EDT)
WTF does TRAP have to do with rock n' roll music making?
v!c
USA - Friday, August 05, 2005 at 12:13:29 (EDT)
took me a minute, but...
WiF
USA - Friday, August 05, 2005 at 11:40:35 (EDT)
ha ha i ruin potter book for lurk
chong
USA - Friday, August 05, 2005 at 11:38:29 (EDT)
what you really need is the old "American Metal" pedal. through a big ole peavey.
Sneak
USA - Friday, August 05, 2005 at 11:13:28 (EDT)
such fun , such fun
stove batters
USA - Friday, August 05, 2005 at 11:10:40 (EDT)
for doff, Civil War AND baseball
not to mention historical re-enactment
USA - Friday, August 05, 2005 at 11:02:21 (EDT)
The rePERCUSSIONs of that knob comment will REVERBerate and double, nay, TREBLE the VOLUME of nonsense and DRIVE us all to abandon our MID-level management jobs and take up BASS fishing. And I could KICK myself for what a tangled SNARE I've TRAPped myself in, in this verbal RIDE that can only be doomed to CRASH ignominiuosly.
WiF of feedback
USA - Friday, August 05, 2005 at 10:59:48 (EDT)
Your post was no longer deemed necessary and so was...removed.
v!c
USA - Friday, August 05, 2005 at 10:52:29 (EDT)
I guess, but what do you have to GAIN from playing this show?
DIM SUM DIVE
USA - Friday, August 05, 2005 at 10:40:02 (EDT)
Isnt my presence enough?
chef
USA - Friday, August 05, 2005 at 10:35:56 (EDT)
What happen my post?
KOL
USA - Friday, August 05, 2005 at 10:13:16 (EDT)
ok fine, off to Minniesotie...
v!c
USA - Friday, August 05, 2005 at 10:10:53 (EDT)
KOL, it's MJ's, it doesn't have any presence.
DIM SUM DIVE
USA - Friday, August 05, 2005 at 09:57:37 (EDT)
KOL
USA - Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 23:03:35 (EDT) Great web
How about a hot party poker
FUCK POKER
USA - Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 18:23:22 (EDT)
PiNeBoX FaTe
Ass & Relbow man
USA - Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 18:12:59 (EDT)
Katherine Harris is the purtiest drag queen I've evah seen....
Bruce Vilanch
USA - Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 17:44:17 (EDT)
mary kay indeed
HA!
USA - Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 17:37:09 (EDT)

WiF
USA - Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 17:26:33 (EDT)
I SAID ONE EIGHT HUNNERD SIXTY FOUR GIANT NOW GOOD DAY SIRES!
v!c
USA - Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 17:20:01 (EDT)
fenner hilllll, fenner hillll.....golf, the good life, and youse.
doris
- Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 16:53:39 (EDT)
chef, begin working up skill level now
mj
USA - Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 16:52:30 (EDT)
my favorite radio ads on sox station=Fallon Community Health Plan
mj
USA - Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 16:51:42 (EDT)
mj no butt of jokes,
mj just butt
USA - Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 16:36:46 (EDT)
call Gutter Helment today no that's PHRED's pharmacy no call 1 800 64GIANT...ahhh, just turn your radio off
v!c
USA - Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 16:13:20 (EDT)
FYI, a scroll thru the lurk (which I've missed the last few days) proved my theory that mj is the butt of most jokes 10% more than Vic and 9% more than chong
mj
USA - Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 15:53:55 (EDT)
excuse me fat sir, but is that mustard on your hand or are you glad to see mj?
v!c
USA - Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 15:50:21 (EDT)
drunkin GR posts are a thing of beauty
mj
USA - Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 15:30:09 (EDT)
will a funny lookin' set list do?
v!c
USA - Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 14:19:29 (EDT)
Can someone please use this for a show flyer?


KOL
USA - Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 13:53:57 (EDT)

Hey Derek, who stoled my picture?
Carolyn Hughes
USA - Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 13:23:36 (EDT)
Somehow I'm thinking a couple of alka-seltzers didn't suffice
WiF
USA - Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 12:44:25 (EDT)
I don't hear a single. Sorry guys, we're going with PiNeBoX FaTe instead.
A and R Man
USA - Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 12:17:35 (EDT)
ask Martha for a URL and he gives ya an email address
v!c
USA - Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 11:50:00 (EDT)
I know how Derek got that blister on his finger.

USA - Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 11:49:10 (EDT)
scuse me
while I kiss this guy
USA - Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 11:41:52 (EDT)
just wishing someone would
send the fvck on a permanent vacation
USA - Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 11:41:11 (EDT)
Katherine Harris...your Mary Kay consultant.

USA - Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 11:34:23 (EDT)
ummmm... if you think bush is on a five week vacation then u r dum
Nails
USA - Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 11:24:38 (EDT)
Niagara Falls! Slowly I turned, step by step, inch by inch...
WiF
USA - Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 11:17:41 (EDT)
I hear the murder monkey likes to play with his gameboy while vacationing. He might even figure out how to open the box this time.

The president departed Tuesday for his longest stretch yet away from the White House, arriving at his Crawford ranch in the evening for five weeks of clearing brush, visiting with family and friends, and tending to some outside-the-Beltway politics. By historical standards, it is the longest presidential retreat in at least 36 years.
The August getaway is Bush's 49th trip to his cherished ranch since taking office and the 319th day that Bush has spent, entirely or partially, in Crawford -- nearly 20 percent of his presidency to date
WiF
USA - Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 11:07:44 (EDT)
ohio is the armpit of buttholetown. gameboy is probably banned. just like in IRAQ!

USA - Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 10:50:12 (EDT)
Are there any Gameboys in Ohio?
don
USA - Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 10:42:54 (EDT)

WiF
USA - Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 10:42:14 (EDT)
I did time in Indiana and Ohio can go fuck itself.
v!c
USA - Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 10:35:06 (EDT)
fer real, from 1939

USA - Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 10:24:32 (EDT)
I agree. thank god someone else hates the iraqis as much as I do. THose effers have like one gameboy for the whole country.
Chong
USA - Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 09:55:47 (EDT)
I see where the 20 dead American soldiers in Iraq the other day were from Ohio. I hope the voters there are happy that they gave their 20 electoral votes to Bush to put him back in office (hmmm, one dead soldier per electoral vote, how ironic), and that they put another rubber stamp Republican in Congress when they could have elected an actual Iraq War veteran on Tuesday. One could say "Serves yuou right", but that would be wrong...
ed
USA - Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 09:50:52 (EDT)
SUX0rz
w00t
USA - Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 09:44:46 (EDT)
may god help u find the porn!
GR
USA - Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 09:25:23 (EDT)
massive
crapulence
USA - Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 09:10:03 (EDT)
yeah yeah yeah, so this is such a fucking eggsalad website and yes, I am drunken typing but really, what else can I do when I find something that I should share? Anyhoo, what have you read recently? Not much, I'll wager (only because I haven't done much myself). But, and KOL may disagree with me, Chuck Klosterman is the MAN. I may not agree with many of his sentiments (not being much of a hair band enthusiast myself), but the man is FUNNY. Case in point, "the fifteenth day" of his newest book, "Killing yourself to live": "I insist on taking rock lyrics literally. For example, it occurs to me that whoever organized tour itineraries for the Steve Miller Band must have been a dolt: Miller says he went from Phoenix, Arizona, all the way to Tacoma, then to Philadelphia, down to Atlanta, and then crossed back to LA (before finally concluding with some one-off dates in Northern California, where girls were said to be "warm"). This is terribly inefficient. It seems that even Space Cowboys need travel agents." ET FUCKING AL!
GR
USA - Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 00:44:31 (EDT)
v!c
USA - Wednesday, August 03, 2005 at 17:38:48 (EDT)
Juan Cole has outdone himself.

"Once upon a time, a dangerous radical gained control of the US Republican Party."
WiF
USA - Wednesday, August 03, 2005 at 17:11:45 (EDT)
If I owned Sam I'd immediately start shopping him around Hollywood along with a zombie screenplay called "Doghouse of the Dead".
ed
USA - Wednesday, August 03, 2005 at 17:09:04 (EDT)
I think that pucker is for you v!c
WiF
USA - Wednesday, August 03, 2005 at 15:44:37 (EDT)
considering they can't even drive the road to the Baghdad airport, I expect your job is safe from the sneaky ambitous little Iraqis that have just been waiting for you to blink so they can steal your job
WiF
USA - Wednesday, August 03, 2005 at 15:43:47 (EDT)
I just ate my first tomato of the season (Arcadian Fields Farm)...wow!
chef
USA - Wednesday, August 03, 2005 at 15:13:06 (EDT)
Not to be g@y-@ss or anything but that is one handsome man.
v!c
USA - Wednesday, August 03, 2005 at 15:13:02 (EDT)
Hey wif, I'd like to see one of these iraqi's you're so in love with try and do my job. They'd probably be late cause they cant drive the accord right.Half of em cant even speak english so what do they care about america? dont know why you care about them. And one more thing W!F, everyone reads your posts. Every word of them. every time. I swear.
Chong
USA - Wednesday, August 03, 2005 at 14:44:03 (EDT)
Kim pilots jet fighters, pens operas, produces movies and accomplished a feat unmatched in the annals of professional golf by shooting 11 holes-in-one on the first round he ever played.

no holes (in one) in this story
USA - Wednesday, August 03, 2005 at 14:16:58 (EDT)
V-I-L-A
doris
- Wednesday, August 03, 2005 at 14:14:01 (EDT)
That am Sam

WiF
USA - Wednesday, August 03, 2005 at 14:00:55 (EDT)
one question: what the fuck is that thing?
v!c
USA - Wednesday, August 03, 2005 at 13:39:21 (EDT)
I think dealing with the current 2 BC's is more than enough.
Sneak
USA - Wednesday, August 03, 2005 at 12:48:50 (EDT)
How 'bout me?

GR
USA - Wednesday, August 03, 2005 at 12:31:20 (EDT)
Don't worry chong, the Iraqis won't get a road as good as yours cuz the murder monkey is making sure he gives the death squads and Halliburton all the tax money he stole from Americans and oil revenue he stole from the Iraqis. And he's making damn sure there's nothing left for roads or schools that might encourage them pesky Iraqis to dare and think they can live as large as the mighty chong
WiF
USA - Wednesday, August 03, 2005 at 11:58:56 (EDT)
No, me!

Logan
USA - Wednesday, August 03, 2005 at 11:32:38 (EDT)
Hello Sneak, take me home!

GR
USA - Wednesday, August 03, 2005 at 11:31:37 (EDT)
Hey wif, I'd ask you "what the fuck are you talking about" but you'd probably just try and explain it. And trust me, NO ONE wants that. btw I love our government. THey just paved my street and it looks awesome. Do they do that shit in iraq? doubt it.
chong
USA - Wednesday, August 03, 2005 at 11:10:15 (EDT)
Wanna make an easy five bucks?
WiF of contemplated mail fraud
USA - Wednesday, August 03, 2005 at 11:09:36 (EDT)
So is it true that they used to be called just plain Itania before Bob Villa added the new addition? nota bene from the tin foil hat department- It appears the CIA just so happened to update their info on July 28th. Coincidence?
WiF of coup de ville
USA - Wednesday, August 03, 2005 at 10:59:59 (EDT)
Amazing how the same policies from the same players (minus Raygun) are setting up shop with the same kind of death squads all over again.... ok, maybe it ain't that surprising.
Guatemala in '85 = Iraq in '05
USA - Wednesday, August 03, 2005 at 09:53:55 (EDT)
Oh, and here be Vincent's own site..
In the Red Zone
USA - Wednesday, August 03, 2005 at 09:49:51 (EDT)
Steven Vincent, a freelance reporter in Iraq was murdered by the Iraqi police today. And most likely for pointing out that the religious wackos make up, up to 75% of the "police" force in Basra in this recent NYT article.
WiF
USA - Wednesday, August 03, 2005 at 09:48:32 (EDT)
Who wants to do the Common Fence Point 5 mile run with me?
SNEAK
USA - Wednesday, August 03, 2005 at 09:25:30 (EDT)

Ok
USA - Wednesday, August 03, 2005 at 09:12:35 (EDT)
update to the murder monkey update- Make that 1821 US GIs dead and 2015 including coalition-of-the-bribed dead. They got 14 Marines in one pop this morning.
WiF
USA - Wednesday, August 03, 2005 at 09:12:15 (EDT)
In OSX you can usually just drag the application to the trash and it takes all of it's associated crap with it. Very easy. In OS9 you need to trash the application and then also manually delete any control panels or extensions it may have installed.
Liam Von Macindork
USA - Wednesday, August 03, 2005 at 09:12:00 (EDT)

umm, mj...please? I'll sign a waiver that wil not hold you liable in case I embarass my self with your amps super powers.
chef
USA - Wednesday, August 03, 2005 at 08:39:20 (EDT)

1800 Americans killed in Iraq.
murder monkey scoreboard update
USA - Wednesday, August 03, 2005 at 08:25:55 (EDT)
Me no longer own mac...left it at the beach one day. Sorry, TS!
GR
USA - Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 21:04:21 (EDT)
Doff- whenever you want. I even put on my helmet and jacket, I got so fired up.
KOL
USA - Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 20:21:53 (EDT)
New bumper sticker for Wisconsin: "Choose Roofies. Your father did."
ed
USA - Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 20:06:02 (EDT)
Nice to see the co-pilot was among the first ones out of the Air France plane. Reminiscent of their performance in 1939.....
ed
USA - Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 20:04:52 (EDT)
My liver's been stewed for years.
ed
USA - Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 20:02:27 (EDT)
GR: Throw mac in garbage can, buy real computer.
ed
USA - Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 20:01:49 (EDT)
How does one remove programs from a mac if one no longer has the installer discs?
GR
USA - Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 19:47:10 (EDT)
Umm...hello?
GR
USA - Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 18:21:35 (EDT)
jesus christ 2300 installed?
doris
- Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 18:14:33 (EDT)
what the sam-hell replacement liver filter is goin' on here?
v!c
USA - Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 18:07:26 (EDT)
Speaking of crotches, Wisoconsin is headed back to the dark ages.
WiF
USA - Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 17:17:47 (EDT)
I got yer gagger right here
WiF
USA - Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 17:16:47 (EDT)
definition of Tipsy's sight gag here
Drunk Guy mit Blinds
USA - Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 17:09:39 (EDT)
Leeron (aka Beef Burgandy Armpit hair), that place in CT is supposed to be the BOMB. N.E.D.S in Wareham is good too (and mightly close) but that place is more expensive than the one in CT. Can anybody remember the joint's name? GR?
mj
USA - Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 17:04:52 (EDT)
Also sorry to report that I could not tune into City Beat today due to manual, physical labor at mother's
mj
USA - Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 17:02:32 (EDT)
um, chef, I'm not sure I'm comfortable with you using my gear. It's just that I'm actually concerned for you, that's all. I'm afraid you'll embarrass yourself trying to play to the level of the equipment, that's all.
mj
USA - Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 16:59:21 (EDT)
KOL, I finally got the BEEZA on the road, so we'll have to get the gang back together.
Born to Doff
USA - Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 16:58:16 (EDT)
plane fall down
go boom
USA - Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 16:45:24 (EDT)
Donzarino, try this!

USA - Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 16:10:56 (EDT)
I'm considering putting my liver on steroids. I'm looking for an enhanced filtering performance. But will it filter itself out of it's own effectiveness?
don
USA - Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 15:50:13 (EDT)
2daze lurk
is shear pun-ishment
USA - Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 15:46:56 (EDT)
Now where will Iggy & the Stewjizz play?
WiF
USA - Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 15:22:39 (EDT)
it be pete burr-gUndy, not beef burgAndy
now stew on that for a while
USA - Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 15:21:10 (EDT)
"Beef Burgandy Arm Pit Hair?"
Chef
USA - Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 15:17:17 (EDT)
ok, you're
WiF
USA - Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 15:08:19 (EDT)
Bored 2 Tears
today's hottest urban all boy alterna pop
USA - Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 14:51:37 (EDT)
WiF, call me stoopit, bit eye don't get it.
chef
USA - Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 14:34:20 (EDT)
Wow, you were nearly as good as Blizzard of 78 and I missed it!! I'll definitly go to your next show...when is it....P.S-MJ, can I use your half stack (if you think it fits my abilities)?
chef
USA - Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 14:33:41 (EDT)
Nearly.
v!c
USA - Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 14:30:52 (EDT)
There was a drunk guy with blinds? I thought I was the only one with blinds.
Tipsy
USA - Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 14:30:39 (EDT)
2
WiF
USA - Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 14:28:20 (EDT)
You guys really rocked the house at Jake's! I was there for Blizzard Of 78 and you guys were nearly as good. I couldn't believe it. When is your next show? Do you have a record or mp3s I can hear? What was up with the drunk guy with the blinds? Is he your roadie or manager?
Troy <troyhunter@hotmail.com>
Hot Club, RI USA - Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 14:24:20 (EDT)
Q; What do you get when you toss a grenade into a French kitchen?
A: Linoleum blown-apart.
USA - Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 14:16:35 (EDT)
BOOM!
Linoleum Blownapart
USA - Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 14:07:33 (EDT)
I'm bored to tears
chef
USA - Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 13:51:34 (EDT)
The only downside with the Linoleum is that it is goddamn expensive. Final bill was like $2300 installed. Ouch. Whats the scoop on the salvage yard in CT? The house was a rental for a long time, so there's not much left thats original. The one upside with that is that I can do stuff like put in recessed lighting and modern cabinets without feeling like an asshole for fucking up stuff that is original.
Leeron
USA - Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 13:49:10 (EDT)
Okay Leeron, fair enough. Love the old real linoleum btw, that shit is dope. You got to go to that joint in the village that sells vintage linoleum and wall paper- can't think of the name off the top of my melon. Good job on the shack, btw.
Bob Villa
USA - Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 11:59:36 (EDT)
-"when! I says, WHEN!"

USA - Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 11:46:10 (EDT)
Just what lurks inside this head...?

USA - Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 11:43:00 (EDT)
As it says on the Defecatur bathroom wall, "The liver is evil, it must be punished"
WiF
USA - Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 11:18:19 (EDT)
And your punishment is to have that dog shit in your mouth in the morning.
Anybody seen that dog?
USA - Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 10:40:14 (EDT)
I will take my punishment, but I must explain, I have Never knowingly put alcohol into my body, I do not know how it got there.
chef
USA - Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 10:33:38 (EDT)
yawn chirp chirp
v!c
USA - Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 10:25:43 (EDT)
You are pee (need I say more?)

USA - Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 09:54:29 (EDT)
BobVilla - The thing with those floors is that they arent hardwood, they are actually some extremely soft pine with enormous gaps in between. The house was built as soldier housing, so it doesnt have all of the swanky things you might normally expect in an old house. I refinished the floors in the livingroom like 4 years ago and they are already toast because the wood is so soft and splintery. Anyhow, in a kitchen things really should be easy to clean and mop, and with 1/2" gaps it just aint happenin. What we did put down is real Linoleum (Like the linseed and jute stuff, not sheet vinyl). So it will last forever and is still appropriate for the house even if the rest of our remodel is overly modern.
Leeron Von Remuddeler
USA - Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 09:23:02 (EDT)
Did I hear my name?

USA - Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 09:07:39 (EDT)
20W/50 for older punks?
Pee Guy
USA - Monday, August 01, 2005 at 21:05:42 (EDT)

Punks have a larger nozzle.
Pee Guy
USA - Monday, August 01, 2005 at 20:55:44 (EDT)

ÒWe asked for $1 billion but only got $84,Ó
the murder monkey went to war and all i got was this lousy qWagmire
USA - Monday, August 01, 2005 at 17:22:34 (EDT)
is it me, or does that appear to be more of a thick yellow discharge than pee?
that observation guy
USA - Monday, August 01, 2005 at 17:09:10 (EDT)
another...
no-no from the Noe's
USA - Monday, August 01, 2005 at 17:02:09 (EDT)
v!c, let's just hope it ain't the technical captain of this here lurk
WiF
USA - Monday, August 01, 2005 at 16:55:32 (EDT)
so who IS doing sound for this here geeg?
v!c
USA - Monday, August 01, 2005 at 16:31:07 (EDT)
lurk=fooched
v!c
USA - Monday, August 01, 2005 at 16:09:27 (EDT)
not me
not me
USA - Monday, August 01, 2005 at 15:55:02 (EDT)
hello? lurk?
v!c
USA - Monday, August 01, 2005 at 15:29:42 (EDT)
ypu, he fupped duck the lurk
flippenzy floppenzy
USA - Monday, August 01, 2005 at 15:15:49 (EDT)
love the geeg poster
WiF
USA - Monday, August 01, 2005 at 15:14:42 (EDT)
Hello?
Sneak
USA - Monday, August 01, 2005 at 15:08:28 (EDT)
remind me to avoid all vaguely trampoline related activities in Smithfield.
just plain scary
USA - Monday, August 01, 2005 at 14:11:24 (EDT)
"John Bolton is the kind of man with whom I would want to stand at Armageddon, or what the Bible describes as the final battle between good and evil."
WiF of fictional cloud being
USA - Monday, August 01, 2005 at 14:09:23 (EDT)
Say it ain't so Raphael...we have enough liars in congress without your sorry ass pitchin' in...at least Manny don't cheat.
chef
USA - Monday, August 01, 2005 at 13:21:54 (EDT)
Strange doins' in Smithfield.
Observer
USA - Monday, August 01, 2005 at 13:05:28 (EDT)
You politics-philes (and -phobes) would do well to take note of Kinky Friedman's attempt to gain the Governor's mansion in Texas...
v!c
USA - Monday, August 01, 2005 at 13:04:41 (EDT)
thanks pokey. actually i'm just sharpening knives for real management abuse. doff, why didn't the habs draft Wacey Rabbit?
doris
- Monday, August 01, 2005 at 12:55:46 (EDT)
Meet the Simpsons.

USA - Monday, August 01, 2005 at 12:22:29 (EDT)
I already told yuz I twasn't g@y, @ss!
v!c
USA - Monday, August 01, 2005 at 11:57:16 (EDT)
why don you fuck yourselv william
Pokey
USA - Monday, August 01, 2005 at 10:59:52 (EDT)
Waaaah wahhhh nummmy nummy. doris not like sox management team... waaahhh wahh. why don you go set up disney land happy fairy fantasy league where everyone is on the up and up.
Wiliam Radcliffe
USA - Monday, August 01, 2005 at 10:45:15 (EDT)
Crazy Von Mustache admits to perjuring himself on a Congressional questionaire, so the murder monkey puts him in charge of the UN.
WiF
USA - Monday, August 01, 2005 at 10:30:13 (EDT)
scuzzball move = scuzzball move. this is 2005 and nobody's won it yet. yes he did fine last year but...am hate it when teams i root for do bush league things...like that. send me a link to a story when that's happened before...when another team is told by your team to finish a trade, so you can then acquire the guy they acquire....but fail to do so after filing paperwork. and subsequently no trades ensue. please.
doris
- Monday, August 01, 2005 at 10:10:59 (EDT)
giving a whole new meaning to motorhead...

"As he stared at her ample bosom, he daydreamed of the dual Stromberg carburetors in his vintage Triumph Spitfire, highly functional yet pleasingly formed, perched prominently on top of the intake manifold, aching for experienced hands, the small knurled caps of the oil dampeners begging to be inspected and adjusted as described in chapter seven of the shop manual,"
WiF
USA - Monday, August 01, 2005 at 10:05:04 (EDT)
King Fot is dead long live the Fot
WiF of d!ck tater
USA - Monday, August 01, 2005 at 09:30:07 (EDT)
I wish I was there Sunday. Saturday in Mannyland (left field section 165) was one of the most depressing Fenway nights ever. (despite the v.)
doff
USA - Monday, August 01, 2005 at 09:14:13 (EDT)
het ass, you do know they won the world series last year right?
Dur dur dur dur
USA - Monday, August 01, 2005 at 08:42:15 (EDT)
scuttlebutt is that juan 'the welscher' eptein is now on the top of every other GM's shitlist for the scumbag move he pulled this weekend re: rockies trade. and the massive sox spin machine (including nesn, globe, weei) are saying it was the owners, not juan. wtf are we paying this smirking ninny for again? jose 'tom' cruz jr.? i'd rather see penelope cruz bat.
doris
- Monday, August 01, 2005 at 07:56:44 (EDT)
I see V!c wins the 1st post of monday award....
Observer
USA - Monday, August 01, 2005 at 07:33:50 (EDT)
Having been lucky enough to have scored tickets to today's "Rhode Island Day" game, I have to say that Manny stepping out of the dugout and into the on-deck circle was one of the most electric sports moments I've ever witnessed. The applause was thunderous. It was, simply, magic. Glad that Theo didn't let him go for pennies on the dollar.
ed
USA - Sunday, July 31, 2005 at 19:47:49 (EDT)
Thank you Howard Hosell. Manny fucking rules and finally all the world knows it.
mj
USA - Sunday, July 31, 2005 at 19:38:21 (EDT)
Note that the illustrious and sage Mean Joseph made the call hours before the game-winning pinch hit. At the time of the single, Joseph was supposedly 'pinching' something else, which was later to determined to also be a hit.
Coward Hosell
- Sunday, July 31, 2005 at 17:42:50 (EDT)
Manny Nation is fucking right. Fuck the stoolies and moles in the media and clubhouse (Schilling)
mj
USA - Sunday, July 31, 2005 at 12:46:17 (EDT)
Manny Nation 4 Eva!
No Show
USA - Sunday, July 31, 2005 at 09:15:28 (EDT)
trade.
Chong
USA - Saturday, July 30, 2005 at 11:49:35 (EDT)
Leeron, why did you put a sub floor over the hardwoods you exposed when you tore up the vinyl? why didn;t you sand adn polish the existing hardwoods?
Bob Vila
USA - Saturday, July 30, 2005 at 10:08:00 (EDT)
Bad news for all you myspace.com users - Rupert Murdoch just purchased it.
ed
USA - Friday, July 29, 2005 at 23:49:36 (EDT)
Hey Chong, you have until 4pm on Sunday to try and trade Chong Jr
Theo
USA - Friday, July 29, 2005 at 23:15:51 (EDT)
Chong Jr attacked by alien. Poops in pants. Film at 11.


Walter Cryan
USA - Friday, July 29, 2005 at 22:51:39 (EDT)
How much to get a thorough grooming and how much extra to dress up as a prepubescent asian doll whilst said grooming occurs?
WiF
USA - Friday, July 29, 2005 at 21:35:28 (EDT)
A link for you design folks out there. Cheap art!
GR
USA - Friday, July 29, 2005 at 18:03:23 (EDT)
I have a business idea that requires a lot of start up money. You donate to me as a tax write off, and I use that money to buy a Porsche.
Sneak
USA - Friday, July 29, 2005 at 15:41:44 (EDT)
Great idea! You should also start a mobile grooming service. I will hire your dog walking services!
mj
USA - Friday, July 29, 2005 at 14:50:07 (EDT)
Here is my weekend itinerary: (in case any of my *friends* want to get together) tonight--one night only, an appearance at the Blessing of the Fleet beer tent, downtown Narragansett Pier. Also appearing, my hot sister-in-law, some dj from b101, and other drunks I know. Tomorrow--from 7 am to ? a party (I mean SALE) at this place
downtown Wakefield. Going to a wedding? Buy some glass! OK, that's enough.
GR
USA - Friday, July 29, 2005 at 14:11:44 (EDT)
Todd want to be friends. Friends with everybody.
Todd
USA - Friday, July 29, 2005 at 13:29:44 (EDT)
No.
"mark"
USA - Friday, July 29, 2005 at 13:03:11 (EDT)
let's say that Little Timmy DENIED friendship to 'Mark". Does it show up somewhere, ANYWHERE as a big "DENIED" graphic for Mark to see?
One Who wants to know
USA - Friday, July 29, 2005 at 12:01:17 (EDT)
you shave wih salad cream? What, burmashave won't do the trick on that forest?
LTS
USA - Friday, July 29, 2005 at 11:46:15 (EDT)
kids...
GG
USA - Friday, July 29, 2005 at 11:39:18 (EDT)
Listen, I was smearing salad cream on my ass back when you were still in diapers
Gail Greenwood
USA - Friday, July 29, 2005 at 11:38:25 (EDT)
Giza had shows?
Liza
USA - Friday, July 29, 2005 at 11:12:47 (EDT)
When MJ ate that food it was only 10 years old.
Little Timmy sucks
USA - Friday, July 29, 2005 at 11:12:34 (EDT)
Citibeat tonight 7-10PM 91.1FM and wsmu.org/listen
ed
USA - Friday, July 29, 2005 at 10:50:48 (EDT)
Also looks like Giza is converting to a full-time dance club as well, but that's their own fault for not advertising any of their shows.
ed
USA - Friday, July 29, 2005 at 10:49:19 (EDT)
Oh, good, another dance club full of ecstacy-addled teenyboppers gettin' jiggy to hip-hop. Gosh, there aren't enough of *those* downtown.
ed
USA - Friday, July 29, 2005 at 10:47:04 (EDT)
Stop the Smear Campaign!
North American Manny Boy Love Assoc.
USA - Friday, July 29, 2005 at 10:30:32 (EDT)
Everybody Okay? Didn't lose anyone did we?
BSTC
USA - Friday, July 29, 2005 at 10:15:23 (EDT)
I feel angry about this.
Sneak
USA - Friday, July 29, 2005 at 09:59:37 (EDT)
Green Room closing for renovations so that it can reopen as another dance club. BOO. Another reason why the QOC must "save rock and roll in Providence." According to KOL, GR (not me) will still offer live music in the form of alternative rock cover bands and the like.
GR
USA - Friday, July 29, 2005 at 09:55:19 (EDT)
that salad cream better really kick ass. how else can you make 110-year-old food edible?
doris
- Friday, July 29, 2005 at 07:23:16 (EDT)
Alien Sex Fiend at ManRay. Talk about your pivotal life moments.
boris
- Friday, July 29, 2005 at 07:21:07 (EDT)
John Roberts' not-so-secret background: he's a member of the ultra-conservative Federalist Society. Pretty fucking scary stuff.
ed
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 22:45:06 (EDT)
By coincidence, ManRay is closing Saturday night as well. All you rubber fetishists will have to find somewhere else to go.
ed
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 22:29:26 (EDT)
Anybody know why the Green Room is closing? Losing too much money, or do they just want to add more pool tables?
ed
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 22:28:18 (EDT)
Second doll from the top on the left hand side looks like the Gail Greenwood model.....
she's a sex bomb my baby yeah!
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 18:19:24 (EDT)
Mmmmm.....salad cream.....
Homer J Simpson
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 18:17:42 (EDT)
Ooohhh! My brain hurts!
W.C. Gumby (ret.)
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 18:16:22 (EDT)
Nice Heartbreakers ad. Siouxie opening! Good gig. Geffen is reissuing the entire Banshees catalogue this fall with extra tracks and archieve material. bout fuckin' time.
ed
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 18:11:23 (EDT)
Hell you need 19 million amps just to power up the Vegas Strip every night.
ed
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 18:07:05 (EDT)
I shit you not, I'm working on a menu for an 1890's style dinner and I actually used the term "Salad Cream".
chef
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 17:57:19 (EDT)
I shit you not, I'm working on a menu for an 1890's style dinner and I actually used the term "Salad Cream".
chef
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 17:57:08 (EDT)
So I’m thinking I look all girly and feminine; then I go into the bathroom and hear some chick saying, ‘Wow, I can’t believe that ’80s dude they’ve got playing bass.
Sebastian Rock
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 17:42:36 (EDT)
check this groove

USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 16:57:16 (EDT)
what's with the beasty pedophilia?
hey litttle boy, want some wookie nookie?
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 16:53:05 (EDT)

Sneak
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 16:13:14 (EDT)
This sh!z don't look too impressive to me

murder monkey says business is booming
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 16:04:35 (EDT)
good day good sirs good day...HQ, I gotta swing by later for gear...
v!c
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 16:02:41 (EDT)
you think you live in a tough neighborhood?

USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 15:11:32 (EDT)
This is my brain
this is a piece of my brain on a table
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 15:09:59 (EDT)
Horney Dude = Yesterday's Pervert
Columbo
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 14:03:59 (EDT)
Little Timmy is MY friend.
v!c
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 13:17:30 (EDT)
This guestbook is such a cumblocker.
Horny Dude
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 12:51:57 (EDT)
ewe meen thatt submit queery buttun ain't a spallcheck?
my spalling R 2 FOTT
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 12:50:22 (EDT)
curse, busted on the gramcheck by mere seconds
sum flunky
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 12:48:02 (EDT)
there = their
witch iz neether hair nor thare
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 12:46:43 (EDT)
as to "there" apparent age=
gramcheck
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 12:45:51 (EDT)
that's my hello kitty vibrating butt plug. As to there apparent age, I have certificates assuring me that they are all of the legal consent age for dolls.
WiF
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 12:37:11 (EDT)
yeah, so not right. speaking of myspace, word has it that "mark" tried to befriend 'Little Timmy" but "Little Timmy" hit the DENY button
mj
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 12:20:29 (EDT)
that sex doll picture is creeping me out. I'm not sure I'm comfortable with the age some of the dolls appear to be. also, is that a hello kitty dehumidifier on the floor?
lurk police
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 12:18:25 (EDT)

ProJo censors today's edition of Dilbert!
Sneakbert
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 12:08:36 (EDT)

nota bene- how they're all giving me that cum hither look
WiF
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 12:03:23 (EDT)
Alright, who took the picture of the "collection" I keep in my closet?

WiF
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 12:00:19 (EDT)
why must everything be compared to the size of a tuna can?
v!c
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 11:55:22 (EDT)
V!C sent me a myspace message. Here it is "chong, just wanted to let you know that I am leaving the lurk. My internet worlds have collided and I simply can't have that. I have to pick one and i'm going with the strippers."
Chong
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 11:55:02 (EDT)
you people are dirty
mj
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 11:51:08 (EDT)
Clammmm Chowdaaahhh!
get it?
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 11:29:05 (EDT)
My radio only speaks Portuguese. I can't understand what it's saying to me except the original Spanish parts of the macarena.
GR
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 11:26:37 (EDT)
I notice you mention 'Don' there, Chong...hmmm
Impartial Observer
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 11:14:56 (EDT)
You don wanna know what flys off my fingertips every time I caress the neck of my sweet music maker
Chong Lee
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 10:59:30 (EDT)
dude i know you got a bonus and everything but do you really think you can spare the $13.29?
mj
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 10:48:13 (EDT)
Look what I won on Ebay last night!
KOL
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 10:46:07 (EDT)
it strikes me as a way to allow even more lucky souls to experience the musical bliss that flys off my fingertips every time I caress the neck of my sweet music maker
mj
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 10:43:38 (EDT)
yo mj, how does the notion of 19 million amps for your guitar strike you?
WiF
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 10:40:08 (EDT)
ps-annie liebowitz "okay , good enough" photo pose =funny
mj
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 10:25:14 (EDT)
SOMEBODY on this lurk is surfing chest high glass today...
mj
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 10:24:39 (EDT)
Hi!
Juice Pipe Guys
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 09:57:42 (EDT)
spammy sosa?
juice guys
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 09:32:39 (EDT)

Roger Clemens on the Road: 9 starts, 59.1 IP, 2 ER, 55 K's. That's an ERA of 0.30! I can't even do that in video game baseball. Why can't the Sox get pitchers like that?
Wiliam Radcliffe
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 09:14:32 (EDT)

Ok this next shot is for the new poster so let's have a nice pose.

ok, i guess that will do.

annie liebowitz
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 07:51:40 (EDT)
to do.
ed
USA - Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 18:51:08 (EDT)
is this band any good?
Shunt
USA - Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 18:32:24 (EDT)
thanks, Wif!
mj
USA - Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 17:23:46 (EDT)
Almost forgot the day's TWO body parts stories
kick IN the bucket
finga ajar
WiF
USA - Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 17:12:46 (EDT)
Is that a pic of Mitch Cumstein about to punch that guy in the balls?
mrs. PREVERT
USA - Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 17:08:48 (EDT)
i'm back. still not ass fucked but enjoying a hot International belgium hazelnut coffee fresh out the machine at Cumbies
mj
USA - Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 17:06:50 (EDT)
Well...MY radio said to be a Simple kinda Man.
v!c
USA - Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 17:04:29 (EDT)
my radio just told me la la la la la la la la la means I fvck you.
WiF
USA - Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 16:58:31 (EDT)
My radio just told me to get jiggy with it.
Jiggy Stu
USA - Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 16:52:27 (EDT)
wow that was really bad. over the line, big time.
PERVERT
USA - Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 16:37:05 (EDT)
Holy shit - *my* radio just told me to fuck you up the ass too!
PERVERT
USA - Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 16:33:26 (EDT)
fuck me up the ass. i have to go get a DD blueberry iced coffee just to bring myself back
mj
USA - Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 16:16:11 (EDT)
oh my and oh my
mj
USA - Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 16:15:26 (EDT)
ho hum

USA - Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 16:11:07 (EDT)
Uhm yeah speaking of U R FOTT...

USA - Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 16:05:13 (EDT)
ps- can someone, anyone, do my job for me? I don't mean "job" like Don's mother calls "BM", but I mean my jobby job.
mj
USA - Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 16:04:47 (EDT)
i don't have sound on my computer. Does it also interject the syllables "don" and 'tfw"?
mj
USA - Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 16:01:14 (EDT)
Speaking of U R FOTT, has anyone here ever enjoyed a full, hot cup of Laci Lebeau's Super Dieter's tea?
mj
USA - Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 16:00:02 (EDT)
I sure didn't. Thought they were all XXX. Anyway, I always wanted to work with Walken.
v!c
USA - Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 15:59:05 (EDT)
U R 2 Fott = funny sh!t
WiF
USA - Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 15:54:33 (EDT)
hey vic, who knew you were in g rated movies?
mj
USA - Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 15:35:47 (EDT)
chong you sunofabeotch
v!c
USA - Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 15:12:52 (EDT)
ps-what the FUCK is this?!
mj
USA - Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 14:41:45 (EDT)
october 5
 
- Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 14:41:32 (EDT)
im fat im old im hypoglycemic. anyway. kol, i just checked, at least you have 49 friends. apparently chong set up the account for us on myspace because he wanted to bust our sorry ass balls
mj
USA - Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 14:09:51 (EDT)
Someone's calling this myspace friend a 'loser"?!

USA - Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 13:06:21 (EDT)
Ahhhh....get up, ya pussy.
Bryce Florie
- Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 13:00:52 (EDT)
I signed up for myspace to keep in touch with other loser friends that no longer live near me or have time to hang out. The typical myspace guy apparently lifts weights all day and likes to leave comments like 'U R 2 HOTT. Will U have the SeX with me?' on girls pages. The typical myspace girl is pale and bug eyed from cocaine and uses myspace as an extension of her annoying livejournal. Lots of people wearing white belts and wishing they lived in Brooklyn. DIE.
KOL
USA - Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 13:00:05 (EDT)
so they "get" the wrong guy, from pretty much the wrong continent, and empty a handgun into his melon. then they "get" the right guy, and use a taser. hmmm.
 
- Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 12:58:24 (EDT)
I don't think a 65mph Wake heater is going to bother Crawford too much. Think Clement will want Olerud's helmet next outing?
don
USA - Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 12:57:46 (EDT)
WtF, you mean the Minnesota Wild right? Timberwolves? Twins?
doris
- Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 12:54:55 (EDT)
I suppose a comment mentioning that realsport starts in a mere ten days wouldn't be appreciated at this point in time.