lurkive 17july-14aug 2005

 

I think all my Victorian Pics are on my webpage. I'm like uh, web enabled and shit. (try not to beat it to em too much)
Leeron
USA - Saturday, August 13, 2005 at 19:51:45 (EDT)


I hope turnout tonight is better than it was for the secret warm up gig last night.
KOL
USA - Saturday, August 13, 2005 at 18:09:09 (EDT)
i mean G@Y @SS
Chong
USA - Saturday, August 13, 2005 at 17:25:17 (EDT)
liam, you were on THAYER ST! And you were hanging out with the punx. What a F@G.
Chong
USA - Saturday, August 13, 2005 at 17:24:49 (EDT)
Chef, no shit I have a real, govt. issue RIOT HELMET for you to wear during TV Salvation.
mj
USA - Saturday, August 13, 2005 at 14:38:56 (EDT)
leeron, don't be a punk like Chong is not and bring pics of the old Victorian, would ya?
mj
USA - Saturday, August 13, 2005 at 14:37:17 (EDT)
So last night I managed to score a baby sitter for this evening. This means that Mrs Leeron and I will be attending the show this evening. If anyone wants to see the Mark Lebeau Sucks tattoo in person nows your chance. Speaking of which I ran into Chong on Thayer St just now. He looked pretty dashing in his Hyundai SUV, I had to explain to him where the livingroom is. Me think Chong not the Punk Rocker I thought he was.
Leeron
USA - Saturday, August 13, 2005 at 14:33:16 (EDT)
if this is your last show then you guys =
mj
USA - Saturday, August 13, 2005 at 14:05:09 (EDT)
someone may have just outshined someone else in the band...
basement lurker
USA - Saturday, August 13, 2005 at 12:32:41 (EDT)

...just feels like it's the last show....WiF, how long you been going to clubs...geeg time is 10:41AM, duh...
chef
USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 18:27:38 (EDT)


forgot to ask, geeg time tomorrow?
tipsy
USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 17:09:00 (EDT)
Ahhhh... Just mere hours till my first fix of Vikes pre-realsport. Alas it ain't televised, so I'll be checking via Fieldpass on some unsuspecting Defecatur neighbor's WiFi connection.
WiF
USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 16:31:53 (EDT)
everything = beginning + middle + end
v!c
USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 15:36:52 (EDT)
why is NN geeg last show? Do you guys have a fight or something? Slap the balls went a little too far?
mj
USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 15:08:56 (EDT)
Very nice face-to-face plant for sure.
v!c
USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 15:07:36 (EDT)
Keep Your Jesus Off My Penis... oh, and they even have a version for those running clunky macs
WiF
USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 14:32:00 (EDT)
curse
the random apostrophe
USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 14:29:40 (EDT)
I hope you can find a guitar sufficient for my talent level.
THE GREAT GUITAR GZOO
USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 14:14:39 (EDT)
Holy Crap...did anyone see the collision in the Mets game last night? Holy Crap!
chef
USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 14:10:40 (EDT)
"lets" even; and now that gives new meaning to fucking like rabbits...
v!c
USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 14:10:25 (EDT)
Now brazilian fart porn I can tolerate, but bunny bestiality is DEFINITELY over the line
WiF of new meaning to peter cottontail
USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 13:58:17 (EDT)
I want a phone that let's you know if the person is sitting on the crapper. Don't you feel a bit (more) unclean when you hear the flush 5 minutes into the conversation?
WiF
USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 13:45:31 (EDT)
No, it just let's you know if your caller is having phone sex without your consent and/or participation.
v!c
USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 12:50:57 (EDT)
WiF 6 degrees of separation-
deviled eggs -> fots -> sulphur -> organic chemistry -> Ouroborus -> origami
USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 12:36:50 (EDT)
SUV-Point-and-Laugh-Alert update- new record at $66.85
WiF
USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 12:31:23 (EDT)
wouldn't a jerk-off-o-meter just go up and down?
wax on wax off
USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 12:27:04 (EDT)
To add to the absurdity, I can make an origami ouroboros. This one as a matter of fact, only I fold it better of course.

WiF of eclectic silliness
USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 12:25:17 (EDT)
Talk to me when you come up with the Jerk-Off-o-Meter.
v!c
USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 12:23:25 (EDT)
By the way, the neverending Hasseldoff = living hell.
v!c
USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 12:20:15 (EDT)
Like this?

USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 12:18:45 (EDT)
Well that's the latin spelling. also known as the Worm of World's End. The tale goes that world formed over a sleeping giant worm/snake curled in on itself consuming its tail and when humans finally do something big enough and stupid enough we'll wake his azz up and the world will be torn asunder and completely destroyed as he comes uncoiled. (YAY! I love happy endings)
WiF
USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 12:08:25 (EDT)
oruborus
GR
USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 11:57:45 (EDT)
I heard from the NN groupies that NN never "performed"
call me rumor milly
USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 11:54:46 (EDT)
Is it ever going to fucking rain?
GR
USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 11:52:45 (EDT)
OK, let's just say I made up the story of how the structure of benzene came to a guy dreaming about a snake eating its tail, and thus founded modern organic chemistry...

Kekule wrote about his dream in his diary ". I was sitting writing on my textbook, but the work did not progress; my thoughts were elsewhere. I turned my chair to the fire and dozed. Again the atoms were jumbling before my eyes. This time the smaller groups kept modestly in the background. My mental eye, rendered more acute by the repeated visions of the kind, could now distinguish larger structures of manifold conformation; long rows sometimes more closely fitted together all twining and twisting in snake-like motion. But look! What was that? One of the snakes had seized hold of its own tail, and the form whirled mockingly before my eyes. As if by a flash of lightning I awoke...".

WiF of the bizarre things I remember
USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 11:52:13 (EDT)
You mean NN no longer performs? That IS shocking. Yeah, I was wondering what that smell was!
GR
USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 11:50:52 (EDT)
this is the lurk, we got no room for truth here
chairman of the committee to keep truth off the lurk
USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 11:44:21 (EDT)
Doff, just FYI possibly lots of these invading your nose hairs directly from the culprit's @sshole. The Chemist

USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 11:42:06 (EDT)
I'm not yellin', I'm just sayin'...the rumor is probably close to the truth
chef
USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 11:37:22 (EDT)
I got the problems of an adult on my head and my shoulders.
I'm an adult now.
USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 11:23:16 (EDT)
This horse is hoarse today.
v!c
USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 11:17:46 (EDT)
Did you share copious amounts of sulfer with your friends about 8 to 12 hours later?
Deviled Doff
USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 11:12:16 (EDT)
Well, I hope you quarantined yourself because some members of the Sizz had one DEVIL of a time last night in a closed compartment. They were giving "shout outs" left and right.
v!c
USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 11:09:52 (EDT)
mmmm...I had deviled eggs just the other night as part of a delicious vegetarian summer meal!
GR
USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 10:41:09 (EDT)
banana hammock!



USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 10:34:26 (EDT)
to those who gotz verizon phones
you might be fooked
USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 10:31:59 (EDT)
and everybody knows skate punks are the source of all knowledge
HA!
USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 10:30:52 (EDT)
This goes out to three members of the Sizz. You know who you are.

USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 10:20:12 (EDT)
I hear rumor from attleboro skate ramp kids that dexter is telling people that big surprise happen at weekend show.... Sonds like the end of NN is not just rumor.
Chong Lee
USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 10:14:24 (EDT)
blow me
spim spam spum
USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 09:47:44 (EDT)
Well with the weekend coming and everybody making travel plans, it's time for yet another SUV-Point-and-Laugh-Alert. So remember to point with ridicule and laugh derisively at the drivers of those over-sized contraptions in your travels this weekend. Oil at $66.15 and rising
WiF of hummer humor
USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 09:44:07 (EDT)
pubic hairdo hacienda = funny funny
WiF
USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 09:33:53 (EDT)
Doris has a dog poo hat that he wears while pleasuring himself to old pics of ed.
sum lurker
USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 09:23:12 (EDT)
Tonight on Citibeat - Ed is baptised with the Most Holy Marinara of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. 7-10PM 91.1FM & wsmu.org/listen
ed
USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 08:13:23 (EDT)
"East Providence Dog Poo" = Department of Redundancy Department
doris
- Friday, August 12, 2005 at 08:06:17 (EDT)
Oh balls, here come the spam.....
bonerville
USA - Friday, August 12, 2005 at 02:04:21 (EDT)
Hi...I found your website to be completely useless! Great lack of pics and use of yellow. However, I do need to know if anyone here thinks the heart of rock and roll is still beating?
GR
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 21:28:36 (EDT)
if your friend buys that place I want a week in the summer. All to myself.
Chong
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 19:49:56 (EDT)
I'll be over in full frontal UUU bastard form shortly.
v!c
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 19:42:11 (EDT)
about 6%..
Chong
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 19:35:15 (EDT)
wif, what are today's 30 year mortgage interest rates?
mj
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 17:49:42 (EDT)
PHH=Pubic Hairdo Hacienda
hee hee hee
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 17:47:24 (EDT)

The Flying Spaghetti Monster is not pleased
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 17:23:36 (EDT)
basically correct, except I don't have a home, thus no home number
WiF my poo bag
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 17:02:02 (EDT)
Oh, Enquiring Mind, I work for the East Providence dog poo task force. I spread the word about picking up after fido and I hand out potty bags with my home number on them!
Wif
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 16:54:35 (EDT)
Sick leads in abundance. Awaitinng further instructions.
KOL
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 16:48:28 (EDT)
Who you work for WiF?
Enquiring Minds
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 16:43:26 (EDT)
any of you hags as proficient and innately talnted as mj in the superb art department and want to get over here and finish this drawing?
mj
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 16:40:05 (EDT)
i don't have time for you and your antics. you work in the superman building, right?
mj
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 16:38:47 (EDT)
v!c, the milkman cometh. (yet another link that is beyond the capabilities of mj's pitiful mac)
WiF of buttermilk
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 16:38:44 (EDT)
Not that you ever read my posts anyway mj, but as I've said before I'm off Catamore Blvd in EP behind channel 12/64.
WiF
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 16:35:48 (EDT)
Define "buttermilk".
v!c
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 16:30:12 (EDT)
If you're replacing your old egg cartons I have a whole bunch of leftover foam soundproofing I can sell you real, real cheap.
Jeff Derdarian
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 16:24:53 (EDT)
Forget the jumpin' kitties, how do we get to meet zeroskull? Yow.
ed
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 16:19:45 (EDT)

So I threw the rock!
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 15:54:56 (EDT)
vic, I painted a little buttermilk on the sheetrock behind the drums and I pointed a grow light on it all week, hope you don't mind
mj
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 15:52:43 (EDT)
wif, my sister works there now, maybe she pulled the alarm when she thought her fot was gonna blow the 10th floor off
mj
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 15:50:52 (EDT)
the link to the google image search for the retarded sperm is funny funny funny. GR, my friend takes her dogs to camp in Vancouver when she goes on tour and they love it there. The place makes tons of dough
mj
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 15:49:57 (EDT)
third friggin false fire alarm in the past hour. color me officially ready to go postal
WiF
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 15:42:18 (EDT)
All right, MJ, r u looking to start something? Let's do this! I need a new job--my boss is killing me thru killing others around me. SO--doggy day care? I'm already thinking of starting the pet sitter thingy (but who has the time?). Amy and I have talked it over before but she seems a little busy with the yoga and the radio. Anyone wanna invest? Maybe it can be a sideline with QOC's club! All we need is a space.
GR
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 15:39:32 (EDT)
Real reason we ain't reproducing. Clicky clicky
Retarded Sperm
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 15:37:38 (EDT)
you can't prove that!
GR
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 15:17:36 (EDT)
reason lurkers don't have no littl'uns around

USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 15:15:10 (EDT)
SEOUL, South Korea - A South Korean man who played computer games for 50 hours almost non-stop died of heart failure minutes after finishing his mammoth session in an Internet cafe, authorities said on Tuesday. The 28-year-old man, identified only by his family name Lee, had been playing online battle simulation games at the cybercafe in the southeastern city of Taegu, police said. Lee had planted himself in front of a computer monitor to play online games on Aug. 3. He only left the spot over the next three days to go to the toilet and take brief naps on a makeshift bed, they said.
Buddy or Chong?
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 15:14:07 (EDT)
mj, you best be off the rag by the time my semi-pink "lungs" get over there tonight
v!c-2000000000000000000000
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 15:10:38 (EDT)
Well la-dee-da with the fancy schmancy screen. To bad what's under the hood can't get the job done
WiF
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 15:10:35 (EDT)
CHONG'S HAVING ANOTHER BABY!!!!!!!!!!!
Rumour MIll
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 15:07:31 (EDT)
oh, and this is my "poopy" setup.

USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 15:06:41 (EDT)
so when does Chong, Jr. get a sibling, hmmmm?
GR
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 15:03:19 (EDT)
Oh, and here's a picture of Mrs. Chong and her new computer gift from CHONG. Love, mj

USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 15:03:13 (EDT)
Picture of Wif and her son with the computer they just bought him yesterday at Job Lot. Love, mj

USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 15:01:14 (EDT)
on top of that, that fucking ingrate had the nerve to REFUSE entry into the R&R Control Center. He had NO IDEA how many big names had jammed in there. It's like a fucking mini Hall of Fame for christ's sake. i mean I FUCKING jammed in there.
mj
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 14:58:15 (EDT)
chong came over with his baby and wouldn;t even go in the rock&roll control center. he took one peek inside and backed out, disgusted. He said, "I'm bringing my baby in there? What, are you fucking high?" and then shortly after that Middleblob's building inspector was at our door, demanding to see the "violations". at forst I thought he was talking about the dump I took that morning but then I realized that that pussy, chong, had ratted us out. All because of his baby's "precious precious, pink lungs"
mj
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 14:55:59 (EDT)
Who ratted you out and said the egg cartons had to go?
KOL
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 14:51:53 (EDT)
face it, your mac is poopy
and likewise for your skill level
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 14:49:27 (EDT)
W*rking in an office is like having a poo -
the j*b's not finished until the paperw*rk's done.
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 14:48:01 (EDT)
umm...not all of us have to resort to Vic Commodores to suit our skill levels...
mj
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 14:47:31 (EDT)
The link was fine, it's just your poopy mac that can't handle a simple .wmv file
WiF
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 14:45:26 (EDT)
The Sizz is not dead. We're just removing the black mold and non-code egg cartons from the walls in the R&R Control center, that's all. Your just jealous. You WISH we were all done because your lousy "band" can't live up the the Sizz's basement metal standards. Oh, and the reason guys like the NN guys and me can stay so young, free and hip is because we're CHILD FREE and the kids don't hold us back, MAN. If I wanna rock at 9:40 I just turn it up and explode.man. BTW, the link someone tried to share with me was this: 0&uZf?٪bl~ܫGZ Seh+fl%OJ`b
mj
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 14:38:05 (EDT)
holy jumping ninja kitties

WiF
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 14:07:32 (EDT)
I got one word for ya mj
NUTS!
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 13:59:55 (EDT)
hey mj, don't that steak look yummy?
yup
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 13:40:14 (EDT)
all of you are stupid
mj
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 13:26:14 (EDT)
hmmmm... bacon
homer
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 12:56:11 (EDT)
Was waiting for $70 to post the point-with-derision post
WiF of gas fumes
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 12:54:59 (EDT)
Oil hits $66/barrell and no diatribe from WiF. Hm.
v!c
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 12:09:04 (EDT)
"The shrapnel is hitting the forest, and crackling like bacon."
v!c
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 12:06:10 (EDT)
I agree with doris on boiling saugy dogs. Of course once they're done cooking, I suggest feeding them to the dog and having yourself a nice steak instead

WiF
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 11:56:02 (EDT)
Dear Mr LeBleau, I have confirmed the show. AssEndOffend will be playing a 35minute set of all GAUZE covers in your RumpusRoom Friday night. They plan on going on just after the baby falls asleep. I hope this is OK. After the show they plan on breaking all of your copies of The Thing That Ate Floyd working sequentially from most recent pressing backwards to the first. okthxbye
Leeooom
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 11:54:31 (EDT)
I must be on a WiF commodore
no pic here neither
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 11:53:47 (EDT)
Wow, that is a nice box. I'm into it.
Wiliam Radcliffe
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 11:39:10 (EDT)
Here's what sexy video looks like on my V!C Commedore 3000.

USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 11:36:22 (EDT)
Leeum, dont you dare bring any of your crappy friends near me. Ever. I mean christ, they're friends with YOU. Oh and that band sounds like cooked garbage.
Chong
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 11:02:09 (EDT)
MJ - Thx for the offer of the 18th, but Im afraid they will be halfway back to Missoula by then. I think Im just gonna drop em off at Chongs house and tell them to play in his rumpus room. Mrs Chong is gonna be PISSED!
Leeron Dont never leave the house
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 10:59:09 (EDT)
dirty, you better RUN to the show all sweaty n' sh!t. anyway, some of you slugs might enjoy this video.
v!c
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 10:57:03 (EDT)
like the "real" MJ could spall 'relegation'. i didn't read WtF's link story but if it's not about the riots due to Genovese relegation penalty who cares. vic see you saturday you fuck.
dirty
- Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 10:55:13 (EDT)
am kinda down on the whole 'eating black ashes' thing ed. cigarettes give me enough of that. my recommendation was backed by a living breathing portagee, who qualified it by saying "i'm not sure how everyone else does it but i've always eaten them boiled...."
doris
- Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 10:51:09 (EDT)
speaking of rhoid rage

USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 10:43:37 (EDT)
I guess when you can buy players to throw games and refs to fix games, there's less need for performance enhancing chems to produce the paid for outcome
new meaning to getting a fix
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 10:42:31 (EDT)
ed, you got a decent game; Billiam, why I outta...
v!c
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 10:38:37 (EDT)
stuffed em where?
Wiliam Radcliffe
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 10:23:56 (EDT)
Consider rumor quashed. As for the 'swinger's party' they got dead after I stuffed 'em.
v!c
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 10:22:42 (EDT)
Word is that there are 50 count 'em 50 MLB players about to be suspended for failing steroid tests.
ragin' roids
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 10:21:32 (EDT)
"swingers party" = V!C, 47 stripper type girls and a bunch of stuffed gerbils.
Wiliam Radcliffe
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 10:14:41 (EDT)
ummm no, when a top player from man u failed to show up for a test he was banned for a year. Didn't fail it, just didn't take it. You think that would happen if manny missed one? hell if he failed one he'd only miss 10 games proving that mlb still doesn't care.
Wiliam Radcliffe
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 10:13:28 (EDT)
Define "swingers party"
GR
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 10:00:05 (EDT)
Not only are Neutral Nation NOT the landlord...neither of the two original members own a home...or could if they wanted too...as to hot licks...I'll show you...remember, I will have the awesome power of MJ's Marshall (after siging of waiver, of course.)...and my Rockin' Epiphone...
chef
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 09:51:37 (EDT)
who's on hemorrhoids?
simple answer
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 09:45:34 (EDT)
dude, I was in the basement last week. gnarlet mix of white and black mold covered most surfaces as well as the not up to code egg crates on the walls. "The place is being dismantled and well..... we could use the space to put all the taxidermy" Which is true, I've never seen so many stuffed dead animals since V!C's last "swingers party"
Wiliam Radcliffe
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 09:45:00 (EDT)
at least they're not all on the roids. Why don't you go practice your scales and try coming up with some new hot likks to play during "mom". Funny thing about Neutral Nation, they used to sing "where's my landlord", now THEY ARE THE LANDLORD.
Wiliam Radcliffe
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 09:39:51 (EDT)
could someone please explain what the deal is with the rampant rumor of impending basement doom for the bulkhead + sizz?
sneak
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 09:39:46 (EDT)
Isnt "footie" just for stupid Euro-peons and people who dont speak the language?
chef
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 09:33:42 (EDT)
Nope...for the first time, he didn't point at my thingy...and that, my friend, hurts my feelings.
chef
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 09:32:40 (EDT)
hotspur = relegation. Henry could beat them all on his frenchy own. Now if manU can just get owen we'lll be all good in the ole gunnar hood.
gail loves footie
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 09:30:27 (EDT)
From what I hear, once the benny bulkhead is destroyed, benny sizzley will be all done too. Who will fill the void of NN and BS? Subgummy soup, that's who.
Wiliam Radcliffe
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 09:28:06 (EDT)
Wot happened Cheffy? Did Dexter point at and make fun of your saugie?
doff
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 09:20:54 (EDT)
Chef - I'm bringing an extra 5 bucks worth of pennies. Will that be enough?
ed
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 09:17:08 (EDT)
Manny's home run last night was a thing of beauty.
ed
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 09:15:48 (EDT)
Jeez, I've never seen mj so on the rag before. Not a pretty sight.
ed
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 09:15:18 (EDT)
There's nothing worse you can do to a saugy (or any hot dog or sausage for that matter) than to boil it, thus filling it up with water. Grill that motherf***er to within an inch of its life until it's charred on the outside and splits in three or four places. Add hot mustard. Enjoy.
ed
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 09:13:37 (EDT)
I fear none but the Flying Spaghetti Monster, my neck is pasty gray, I'm one runny smear not pieces, and realsport is the only sport with a functioning system to keep the sport competitive.
WiF
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 09:12:54 (EDT)
So doris, am them footie boys out to outdo boxing in the fix department?
WiF
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 09:08:09 (EDT)
How do you god-fearing redneck pieces of shit come to terms with the pinko salary cap revenue sharing NFL?
doff
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 09:07:56 (EDT)

Get the word out...There's a Show at the Living Room this Saturday. All of your favorites will be there. Tell your friends...and everyone else too. This could VERY possibly be the LAST NN show ever.
chef
USA - Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 08:57:57 (EDT)


actually real football starts tomorrow WtF...no exhibition crap neither. how's that foofy frog captain treatin' ya, donnzoil? ready to fight Man U for eighth? arsenal = french for "buncha alices".
doris
- Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 07:49:01 (EDT)
boil, cheffy. til they split'n'shit.
doris
- Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 07:43:22 (EDT)
Decimal point after the two fitty. It's a Thursday night. Can't do it due to Vic being not around. Steam the saugy...
mj
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 22:55:12 (EDT)
Where is the decimal point in that 250? Was you guys s'posed to do it? Unfortunately, drummer Marco Greenhorn is still in Portugal eating all of their chourico and drinking all their wine. He returns saturday...how soon do you need to know?
KOL
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 20:12:36 (EDT)
anyone still here? I gots me one dumb question...Do you grill or boil (steam) a saugy? What's traditional, what's best...someone ask Tucker and get back to me!
chef
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 19:26:32 (EDT)
ps- it pays two fitty
mj
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 17:43:50 (EDT)
before i was so rudely interupted...KOL, do you guys want the gig?
mj
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 17:42:47 (EDT)
fuck you blanket
mj
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 17:41:03 (EDT)
shooting the "shit" huh...?
blanket
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 17:37:04 (EDT)
Leeron, do your friends want to play Aug 18th in Newport? That's about as connected as I can get
mj
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 17:34:17 (EDT)
Did I tell you about the time I took a high colonic in Beverly Hills? me and the "technician" were just shooting the shit while we both watched one bran flak float by thrugh the clear plastic tube. unfortunatley i had just taken the dump of my life that very morning before my appointment. what a waste of 65 bucks. Btw, I bought colonic gift certificates for all my band members and not a one of them was man enough to redeem the fucking things.
mj
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 17:32:18 (EDT)
Yeah, that's a real dog. Notice multiple dew claws and a haircut not unlike doff's. Now good day.
v!c
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 17:24:04 (EDT)
timers = times
curse the random letter syndrome
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 17:11:15 (EDT)
Holy high colonic! That's gotta be the colon/thingy of lurks of yesteryear. that hails back to jerzy grrrl timers.
WiF of one who remembers
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 17:10:50 (EDT)
FSM-damn? I like it
WiF
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 17:08:56 (EDT)
Stuff like this is why the Warwick Mall is struggling so badly.
KOL
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 17:07:05 (EDT)
FSM-damn you girls are chatty today. Who knew a pack of smokes cost 6 bucks?
doff
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 16:47:26 (EDT)
I'm not sure why the Nation has not sired any kiddies of their own...might have something to do with a "slap your friend in the balls game" we used to play back a long time ago...
chef
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 16:29:44 (EDT)
It appears the noodly appendage of the Flying Spaghetti Monster will need to go another round with KC board.
WiF of flat earth
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 16:27:44 (EDT)
No, no, no. Peanut butter and jelly sangwich with some jalapeno and cheddar chips. Not really a match made in heaven but it did the trick. Now to deliver a birdbath and get some free dinner!
GR
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 16:24:46 (EDT)


USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 16:02:55 (EDT)
LROOMPuke's Review THIS HAS TO BE THE WORSE DUMP EVER KEPT IN BUSINESS IN RHODE ISLAND. IT SEEMS LIKE A PLACE THAT RATS WOULD LIVE IN. BIG RATS..AND I DON'T MEAN THE PATRONS EITHER (EVEN THO SOME DO RESEMBLE UGLY SLIMEY SEWER RATS..MAYBE THATS WHY THE PLACE STAYS IN BUSINESS BECAUSE OF ALL THE SEWER RATS THAT SPEND THEIR MONEY THERE. THE CLUB SHOULD HAVE A WRECKING BALL AS PART OF IT DECOR, MAYBE THEY SHOULD PUT UP A CLUB THEIR LIKE METROPOLIS AND PUT ALL THE RATS THAT GO TO THE "SEWER ROOM" BACK IN THE SEWER WHERE WE WON'T SEE THEIR UNSIGHTLY SELVES. THE SOUND IS CRAPY, NO LIGHTING, RIPPED POOL TABLE, BARELY STANDING ON IT'S OWN LEGS WALLS ARE NOW PART OF THE FLOOR, CEILINGS ARE TORN OFF, TOILETS DON'T EXIST.. BATHROOMS SMELL LIKE URINE,FECES & VOMIT ALONG WITH THE REST OF THE PLACE. I WEN'T THEIR ONCE FOR 15 MINUTES AND WHEN I LEFT I PUT ALL MY CLOTHES AND SHOES THAT I HAD ON IN THE YARD AND MADE A BON-FIRE..MAYBE THATS WHAT THEY SHOULD DO WITH THE "SEWER ROOM"
funny Living Room review #2
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 15:54:03 (EDT)
dieLROOM's Review the living room is a hunk of trash....i could do that to my basement . open it up and serve alcohol to minors and have a room full of potheads and call it the living room . oh wait and the bathrooms...ill rip off the doors..and invite a bunch of people all doped up on E and nasty girls with baggy pants...that sounds like a good club right??? NO
funny review of Living Room #1
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 15:53:11 (EDT)
hey mj! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
yup
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 15:52:24 (EDT)
I was holding off on mentioning this, but realsport has commenced (the pre-realsport that is). And my Vikes is playing Friday night at 8:00. aaaaaahhh.... all is well in the world
WiF my pigskin
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 15:41:56 (EDT)
So my buddy's band is touring and their gig in Boston on Friday (August 12th) got canceled. Im sure this is a longshot, but if anyone has any hookups or ideas for a last minute booking it would be much appreciated. They play pretty straightup punk/hardcore. You can check em out at www.assendoffend.com. Email me at liamlunchtray(at)gmail.com if you have any ideas. I'm too lame and washed up to have "connections" anymore.
Leeron Runray
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 15:34:54 (EDT)
you are an idiot too
mj
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 15:26:43 (EDT)
mj modelling new line of cute hats

USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 15:22:21 (EDT)
fuck you yup. Hey chef, it occurred to me that no one in the Nation has fathered any biological children (that we know if). Was that a pact made deep inside the Nation clubhouse back in 1982?
mj
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 15:18:18 (EDT)
hey someone's stealing my schtick
yup
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 15:15:43 (EDT)
PS-fresh turkey with mayo on a whole wheat bulkie roll =stupid lunch
mj
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 15:14:49 (EDT)
and fuck you too, Freddie Mercury with all those shapes in front of your name
mj
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 15:13:44 (EDT)
you're full of shit. watch the tape dude. he tells him to stop filming. he pushes the camera away and off dude's shoulder-no punched thrown. dude winks at friend in dugout knowing he's got a lawsuit to file
mj
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 15:12:32 (EDT)
The good news is that Alan Embree helped beat the Yankees last night.
ed
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 15:12:09 (EDT)
Hi, I'm new here.
||:-{D Freddie Mercury
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 15:11:58 (EDT)
cold-cocked = knocked him down without provocation.
ed
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 15:10:29 (EDT)
ps-professional athletes are gods and heros
mj
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 15:10:18 (EDT)
define "cold cocked'
mj
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 15:09:30 (EDT)
Lest we not forget Sluggo's infamous line, "mj makes Keith Richards look like a newborn"
mj
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 15:08:43 (EDT)
Sorry, but the cameraman was just doing his job, and Rogers cold-cocked him.
ed
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 15:07:58 (EDT)
Today's lunch - fresh turkey with mayo on a whole wheat bulkie roll.
ed
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 15:06:36 (EDT)
c'mon ed, that loser cameraman was asking for it. hurt, my ass, what a litigious ingrate
mj
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 15:06:23 (EDT)
Stones are relevent as they are almost the same age as the Benny Sizzler people.
AARP discount at the Living Room Saturday.
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 15:05:50 (EDT)
Actually v!c, tonight's game is the one to go to as we will get to boo the holy living shit out of the thuggish Kenny Rogers.
ed
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 15:04:20 (EDT)
ceasar salad from aforementioned CLEMENTS market
mj
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 15:01:32 (EDT)
Still deciding on lunch? How about strawberry milk flavored sausage?
"Strawberries go well with minced fish."

WiF of curdled links
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 15:01:06 (EDT)
just stuff their ears full of downy soft cotten
v!c
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 14:49:05 (EDT)
Leeron...I do believe it is an ALL ages show...and we have to have a playpen for Dexter anyway...
chef
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 14:45:04 (EDT)
So Im havin a hard time finding child care so me and the missus can make it out on Saturday. Would it be OK if I just setup a playpen on stage?
Leeron
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 14:38:20 (EDT)
You ASSume correctly my good man.
v!c
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 14:31:48 (EDT)
tuna melt
on dark rye
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 13:24:00 (EDT)
What's for lunch? I'm hungry.
GR
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 13:08:21 (EDT)
So do you figger there's a scratch'n'sniff mag for that particular inclination?
WiF
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 12:30:35 (EDT)
I assume the mondo comment bears on the fart porn?
WIF
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 12:29:35 (EDT)
I subscribe to Groucho's take on age. "A man's only as old as the woman he feels."
WiF
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 12:28:12 (EDT)
mondo bizarro man...mondo bizarro
v!c
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 12:18:05 (EDT)
I'm as young as my mind allows me to be
Y.P.
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 11:52:44 (EDT)
And speaking of gaseous emissions, would you believe Brazilian fart porn?
WiF of brazilian bikini wax
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 11:45:05 (EDT)
and who let a young person on the lurk?
sum old fart
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 11:41:59 (EDT)
The only thing relevant to this hip new band Benny Sizzler is the Flying Spaghetti Monster and being touched by his noodly appendage whilst your ears are inundated with the furious sound of the Sizz.
WiF
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 11:41:28 (EDT)
umm... are the Stones really relevent in relation to this hip new band, Benny Sizzler?
young person
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 11:32:21 (EDT)
The first Stones single they've been playing is actually listenable and reminiscent of some of their best stuff of decades past. BUT the upcoming single is going to be the real hoot (let's hope the tune-age is up to the lyric content). It's called Sweet Neo Con

"You call yourself a Christian, I call you a hypocrite
You call yourself a patriot.
Well, I think your are full of sh*t!...
How come you're so wrong, my sweet neo-con."

In searching for the full lyrics (not out there yet) I did find this pic of Keith Richards Simmons

WiF
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 11:04:15 (EDT)
I just had my ass towed.
91 Mazda
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 11:01:21 (EDT)
The FSMism linkage came courtesy of one of the political sites I troll. They actually sent that letter to the Kansas City board and actually got a few replies from board members. (the e-mail section is good for a few laughs too)
WiF of noodly appendage
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 10:57:09 (EDT)
fucking rights. I just got me a joe and finally had a chance to peruse some of the nuggets you hags been laying down the last few days. some funny funny shit. Flying Spaghetti Monster is fucking TIT! Chong, A.I. Prostitute is a fucking HIT, can you work WYATT SQUARE into the lyrics? Ed, are you taking mj to the game? Sneak, what your band not into a full set of basement metal? You need to come play third git for the sizz. I'll be the dude in 38 special that runs up and down the ego ramps with guitar unplugged....
mj
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 10:49:00 (EDT)
Flying pasketti monsta
Sneak
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 10:46:16 (EDT)
Two things: ed, the game to be at was LAST night; Sneak, I'm sure you dealt with him appropriately.
v!c
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 10:28:41 (EDT)
How the hell did you find Flying Spag Monster?
WWDogDoo
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 10:17:38 (EDT)
Found this whilst looking fer that
BBC comedy desktop themes
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 10:02:04 (EDT)
You mean him? He's still twenty minutes into the future

WiF of Max audio
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 10:00:02 (EDT)
Lady, you don't know the meaning of early....


Chong Jr.
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 09:02:31 (EDT)
Hi. I really like this rock band! Usually I don't go to see rock bands, but this rock band really rocks. Hard. Also, does MJ stand for Monster Jam?
Big Fan
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 09:01:18 (EDT)
i ain't never been up so early in my damn rotten life
mj
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 08:47:10 (EDT)
Whatever happened to max headroom? I had his poster in my bedroom whatever happened to cystal pepsi? ok soda, flannel shirts and hep c?
ballad of Chong Lee
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 08:43:48 (EDT)
Hey I wrote a new song for the sizz. I call it "aquidneck island prostitute"
hanging out at clemens
marketing your wares
got your torn led zeppelin shirt
attracting dirty stares
AQUIDNECK ISLAND PROSTITUE
she will fuck for furtado's chourico
AQUIDNECK ISLAND PROSTITUDE
she works at the bank she's denise

chong
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 08:35:21 (EDT)
Hey I wrote a new song for the sizz. I call it "aquidneck island prostitute" hanging out at clemens
marketing your wares
got your torn led zeppelin shirt
attracting dirty stares
AQUIDNECK ISLAND PROSTITUE
she will fuck for furtado's chourico
AQUIDNECK ISLAND PROSTITUDE
she works at the bank she's denise

chong
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 08:34:32 (EDT)
SNEAK = not just girl's fun
Old Man Seconds
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 08:25:20 (EDT)
So last night someone in my band told me 'I like your song ideas but we can't have a million songs that all sound like Benny Sizzler.' I silenced that person by saying Appetite for Destruction>any 7 seconds record.
Sneak
USA - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 08:09:15 (EDT)
If Flying Spaghetti Monster is a religion, then Al Forno is its most sacred temple.
ed
USA - Tuesday, August 09, 2005 at 19:43:51 (EDT)
I will be at Red Sox / Rangers game tomorrow, having won tix from WHJJ last week while listening to Al Franken show. Go figure.
ed
USA - Tuesday, August 09, 2005 at 19:42:52 (EDT)
Was Meatballs/Fluxus consumed by the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
ed
USA - Tuesday, August 09, 2005 at 19:40:16 (EDT)
What aboot this stuff?
GR
USA - Tuesday, August 09, 2005 at 19:05:26 (EDT)
ZEE YETI SCROTE eez TOO MUCH for NUBILE RUSSIAN GURL!
N.R.
USA - Tuesday, August 09, 2005 at 18:44:39 (EDT)
Absurd.
yeti
USA - Tuesday, August 09, 2005 at 18:37:14 (EDT)
Me only love meetball meet, svaltlana not interested in zee yeti scrote
Nubile Russian
USA - Tuesday, August 09, 2005 at 18:33:44 (EDT)
You called?

USA - Tuesday, August 09, 2005 at 17:56:46 (EDT)
Meat, will there be any nubile Russians at this "party"?
v!c
USA - Tuesday, August 09, 2005 at 16:53:14 (EDT)
Get comfortable, this could take awhile.
scatman yeti
USA - Tuesday, August 09, 2005 at 16:52:24 (EDT)
purchase and sale of what? old yeti scat? Most likely you can find something here. And it's legalese
WiF
USA - Tuesday, August 09, 2005 at 16:44:14 (EDT)
The "trying" to shit part is even funnier than I thought. That bit of humor escaped even me. Meathead, why do you always have parties in middle of W*RK weeks?!
mj
USA - Tuesday, August 09, 2005 at 16:21:28 (EDT)
Yo WiF, where might one find boiler plate legalease (sp?) for a purchase and sales?
donny
USA - Tuesday, August 09, 2005 at 16:07:33 (EDT)
hmmmm... I could see where passing that might very well awaken parental units in the next room
scat illogical
USA - Tuesday, August 09, 2005 at 15:45:32 (EDT)
This could explain the dream...actual yeti scat.

USA - Tuesday, August 09, 2005 at 15:25:14 (EDT)
MEATBALLS!
doff
USA - Tuesday, August 09, 2005 at 15:23:43 (EDT)
This explains SOOOO much

WiF
USA - Tuesday, August 09, 2005 at 15:18:51 (EDT)
While those fictional cloud being sorts try to insert intelligent design into science books, the true believers are demanding the Flying Spaghetti Monster be recognized as the true creator and that Flying-Spaghetti-Monsterism be taught on an equal footing with evolution. Blessed be the Flying Spaghetti Monster and may you be touched by His noodly appendage. (number one reason to covert to FSMism- Our heaven is WAY better. We've got a Stripper Factory AND a Beer Volcano)
WiF of sacred marinara
USA - Tuesday, August 09, 2005 at 15:13:37 (EDT)
MEATHEAD!
v!c
USA - Tuesday, August 09, 2005 at 13:14:14 (EDT)
damn
spam
USA - Tuesday, August 09, 2005 at 13:12:14 (EDT)
howdy, y'all!!!


i'm having a beach party tomorrow(wednesday)
WHO'S COMING???

Celebrate the Birth of Meat
USA - Tuesday, August 09, 2005 at 13:06:40 (EDT)
I had a bizzaro dream this weekend including a cat of mine that's been dead for over a decade talking to me and for some reason insisting on calling me Ryan.
WiF
USA - Tuesday, August 09, 2005 at 11:53:22 (EDT)
There's so many things wrong with that I don't know where to begin. Here's the first thing that catches the eye: TRYING to take a sh!t...TRYING...
v!c
USA - Tuesday, August 09, 2005 at 11:45:42 (EDT)
That begs the question, does a yeti sh!t in the woods? Answer: not necessarily.
The Yeti
USA - Tuesday, August 09, 2005 at 11:44:33 (EDT)
Dump Dump Yeti
FIDS
USA - Tuesday, August 09, 2005 at 11:24:09 (EDT)
mj go to bed with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger
Reggie "the hurricaine" tosspot
USA - Tuesday, August 09, 2005 at 11:22:08 (EDT)
mj had dream last night that yeti was trying to shit in my parent's bathroom. i kept saying, don't take a dump in there, dammit yeti, that room is attached to their bedroom and it'll wake them up.
mj
USA - Tuesday, August 09, 2005 at 11:16:57 (EDT)
two syllables- CHAAAAAAA- CHING!
WiF of substantial cash withdrawal
USA - Tuesday, August 09, 2005 at 10:31:17 (EDT)
Check out my art.
ART BELL
USA - Tuesday, August 09, 2005 at 10:25:27 (EDT)
"shot in the head" and "treated and released" don't seem to go together...
v!c
USA - Tuesday, August 09, 2005 at 10:07:50 (EDT)
nota bene- he shoulda oughta of said nauseated
WiF
USA - Tuesday, August 09, 2005 at 09:46:19 (EDT)
"On the day he hit 29 stores he wasn't feeling too good," Tangeman said. "He was a little nauseous."
did he say 29???
USA - Tuesday, August 09, 2005 at 09:45:36 (EDT)
welcome to spim city. So did everyone have a swell vaporize-a-half-a-million-japanese day?
WiF
USA - Tuesday, August 09, 2005 at 09:18:50 (EDT)

Elizabeth Vargas close to being back on the market!!!
ed
USA - Monday, August 08, 2005 at 22:44:46 (EDT)
T I'm looking forward to sticking a double barreled shotgun up the ass of the good people who chose to post spam all over this site.
ed
USA - Monday, August 08, 2005 at 20:06:52 (EDT)
Chong smiles. Is immediately deemed ugly when he does so.

USA - Monday, August 08, 2005 at 14:29:43 (EDT)
If you ever buy a big old victorian and redo the kitchen, don't ever move a 7' slab of soapstone up the very steep curved staircase.
Calgon
USA - Monday, August 08, 2005 at 12:26:34 (EDT)
define "begins"
Oldie Oldson
USA - Monday, August 08, 2005 at 12:12:41 (EDT)
Don begins too feel "too old to rock anymore"
chong
USA - Monday, August 08, 2005 at 11:20:49 (EDT)
Chong has face surgery. Improves face.

USA - Monday, August 08, 2005 at 11:10:21 (EDT)
C
Don records solo album?

Chong
USA - Monday, August 08, 2005 at 10:07:19 (EDT) Im
paris hilton has mung cancer
Reggie "the hurricaine" tosspot
USA - Monday, August 08, 2005 at 09:57:00 (EDT)
Don't get me wrong, lung cancer is the suck, but you'd thought Paris Hilton died or something the way all the news heads were talking about their fallen fellow reader.
Doff to the Tram Don to the Lake
USA - Monday, August 08, 2005 at 09:30:06 (EDT)
There's no WAY it's Monday.
v!c
USA - Monday, August 08, 2005 at 09:29:34 (EDT)

This web site sucks. Only morons click on links
Moron
USA - Monday, August 08, 2005 at 09:19:43 (EDT)


How could he? He's dead you know.....
Reggie "the hurricaine" tosspot
USA - Monday, August 08, 2005 at 08:33:58 (EDT)
Peter Jennings will not be reading the morning news.
chef
USA - Monday, August 08, 2005 at 07:43:45 (EDT)
Happy Birthday Kristin Hersh!
ed
USA - Sunday, August 07, 2005 at 21:48:56 (EDT)
mj - got a job with the Feds -- hoping to give them a little RI butt kicking. Start the job on Mon. -- living w/ nephew and sister-in-law right now. Things too new to complain, but MD and DC are stranges places compared with RI. Hoping this move is a smart one, but will report back on the Lurk after a few times in the office. Going to need people to keep me abreast of the Sox -- nothing but Orioles and Nationals fans here (a Brewers update would be cool too). Best of luck on show - wish I was there to see it. TFK
The Fighting Kike
USA - Sunday, August 07, 2005 at 09:57:47 (EDT)
holy shit it's the fighting kike. wtf, where you been? what you doin' in DC? Oh and chong, what, now YOU're the band?
mj
USA - Sunday, August 07, 2005 at 00:28:10 (EDT)
Message from the Fighting Kike -- arrived in D.C. safely. Begin work on Monday. Sorry to miss the super cool show on the 13th. My best to the Sizzler (and the doggie in the cart), Lester, Chong, and those excellent types back in Fox Point. Life just ain't the same once one leaves the Point. TFK.
The Fighting Kike
USA - Saturday, August 06, 2005 at 15:03:38 (EDT) )
Hey daddio, I don't wanna go, down to the basement.
joey
USA - Saturday, August 06, 2005 at 13:56:22 (EDT)
Jeez MJ, chicks arent supposed to talk about era. Unless they are talking about laundry detergent.
chong
USA - Saturday, August 06, 2005 at 13:13:56 (EDT)
So...what do you guys think of Foulke's ERA?
mj
USA - Saturday, August 06, 2005 at 12:12:14 (EDT)
Oh I love that dirty laundry. Basement your my home.
Weird Ali
USA - Saturday, August 06, 2005 at 09:43:35 (EDT)

it's a bird...it's a plane....it's THE RETURN OF EL GUAPO!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!!!
boris
- Saturday, August 06, 2005 at 08:48:49 (EDT)
This is basement rock. This is basement rock. B-A-S-E. M-E-N-T. Something's dead down basement. B-A-S-E. M-E-N-T. We're hanging down basement.
Bernie Taupin
USA - Saturday, August 06, 2005 at 08:33:59 (EDT)
duh
dur
USA - Saturday, August 06, 2005 at 00:12:39 (EDT)

YOU PEOPLE TRHINK YOUR SO SMART>>> all that lita ford shite was just a veild politcal commentary ion the cirrent stiuation over across the pond ..... me no re tard
The greyhound's rocking out tonight To maximum rockabilly When two punks chose to risk the subway For a tube to Picadilly

fuckin DUH
USA - Saturday, August 06, 2005 at 00:03:47 (EDT)
i dont mind butsome guys dancin wth my girl.......
drinky poos
USA - Friday, August 05, 2005 at 23:16:39 (EDT)
"GEORGE W. BUSH, PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES: We mourn the loss of every fallen troop."
not really, since the next funeral he attends will be his first
USA - Friday, August 05, 2005 at 23:14:35 (EDT)
BASEMENT ROCK
by Chong Lee
This is BASEMENT ROCK!
watch out for that dirty sock
Do some laundry, print a flyer
change the lint trap in the dryer
chicks dig chong
chicks dig chong
chong is most awesome!


chong
USA - Friday, August 05, 2005 at 21:31:16 (EDT)
Is the black mold the good shit or the bad shit?
mj
USA - Friday, August 05, 2005 at 18:20:09 (EDT)
what am I still doing here?
WiF
USA - Friday, August 05, 2005 at 17:07:13 (EDT)
finished new rowling last night actually chongo. very close.
doris
- Friday, August 05, 2005 at 16:15:35 (EDT)
Two notes about the Novak explosion. First I see that Carville agrees with me that Chafee has spent to much kneepad-time with the murder monkey and that people have noticed. "CARVILLE: Sure. But then, you know, we've got a really good shot in Rhode Island."

Second, I think what got Novak's panties in a bind was this from moments before he popped...transcript of show, scroll down about 9/10ths)

"...Harris is blaming unnamed newspapers for tarnishing her image by doctoring her makeup with Photoshop. -- that computer program. Bob Novak, have you been investigating this make-up story?

NOVAK: No, but I've had the same experience that she did. A lot of my trouble in the world is that they've doctored my make-up and colorized me in a lot of newspapers on my picture. So, I sympathize with her.

HENRY: This is breaking news. I've haven't heard this.

CARVILLE: Breaking news. Who did it? What paper?

NOVAK: Well, I don't. I can't tell you."

so do you think it was those dastardly papers making Novak's make-up look bad that pushed him over the edge?

WiF
USA - Friday, August 05, 2005 at 16:11:10 (EDT)
Hot lead? Gotta love how the shooter is taking such careful aim. And on THAT note, good day sirs.
v!c
USA - Friday, August 05, 2005 at 15:44:53 (EDT)
so what do you think was the last thing to go through this woman's mind?
WiF of graphic imagery
USA - Friday, August 05, 2005 at 15:08:33 (EDT)
I stayed up until 1 a.m. playing with myself.
Pee Wee Herman
USA - Friday, August 05, 2005 at 14:04:57 (EDT)
I stayed up til 1 AM playing 'Snowblind' by Black Sabbath on the guitar. over and over and over.
Sneak
USA - Friday, August 05, 2005 at 13:57:41 (EDT)
Slob Novak

USA - Friday, August 05, 2005 at 13:52:39 (EDT)

WiF
USA - Friday, August 05, 2005 at 13:52:09 (EDT)
Well I'll be dance trapped.
v!c
USA - Friday, August 05, 2005 at 13:47:54 (EDT)
Bob Novak is like, SO fired. Most hysterical aspect is that it was over Katherine Harris' make-up.

"Well, I think that's bull----, and I hate that," Novak said. "Just let it go." As the cameras rolled, he then removed his microphone and walked calmly off the set to the surprise of Carville and Inside Edition moderator Ed Henry.

wiF
USA - Friday, August 05, 2005 at 13:01:32 (EDT)
trap- 7 plural : a group of percussion instruments (as a bass drum, snare drums, and cymbals) used especially in a dance or jazz band
WiF
USA - Friday, August 05, 2005 at 12:56:57 (EDT)
shut yer von trapp
v!c
USA - Friday, August 05, 2005 at 12:26:28 (EDT)
ummm Von Trap anyone?
duh family
USA - Friday, August 05, 2005 at 12:18:35 (EDT)
Would you want to cuddle this, ladies, post-coitally?

USA - Friday, August 05, 2005 at 12:14:47 (EDT)
WTF does TRAP have to do with rock n' roll music making?
v!c
USA - Friday, August 05, 2005 at 12:13:29 (EDT)
took me a minute, but...
WiF
USA - Friday, August 05, 2005 at 11:40:35 (EDT)
ha ha i ruin potter book for lurk
chong
USA - Friday, August 05, 2005 at 11:38:29 (EDT)
what you really need is the old "American Metal" pedal. through a big ole peavey.
Sneak
USA - Friday, August 05, 2005 at 11:13:28 (EDT)
such fun , such fun
stove batters
USA - Friday, August 05, 2005 at 11:10:40 (EDT)
for doff, Civil War AND baseball
not to mention historical re-enactment
USA - Friday, August 05, 2005 at 11:02:21 (EDT)
The rePERCUSSIONs of that knob comment will REVERBerate and double, nay, TREBLE the VOLUME of nonsense and DRIVE us all to abandon our MID-level management jobs and take up BASS fishing. And I could KICK myself for what a tangled SNARE I've TRAPped myself in, in this verbal RIDE that can only be doomed to CRASH ignominiuosly.
WiF of feedback
USA - Friday, August 05, 2005 at 10:59:48 (EDT)
Your post was no longer deemed necessary and so was...removed.
v!c
USA - Friday, August 05, 2005 at 10:52:29 (EDT)
I guess, but what do you have to GAIN from playing this show?
DIM SUM DIVE
USA - Friday, August 05, 2005 at 10:40:02 (EDT)
Isnt my presence enough?
chef
USA - Friday, August 05, 2005 at 10:35:56 (EDT)
What happen my post?
KOL
USA - Friday, August 05, 2005 at 10:13:16 (EDT)
ok fine, off to Minniesotie...
v!c
USA - Friday, August 05, 2005 at 10:10:53 (EDT)
KOL, it's MJ's, it doesn't have any presence.
DIM SUM DIVE
USA - Friday, August 05, 2005 at 09:57:37 (EDT)
KOL
USA - Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 23:03:35 (EDT) Great web
How about a hot party poker
FUCK POKER
USA - Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 18:23:22 (EDT)
PiNeBoX FaTe
Ass & Relbow man
USA - Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 18:12:59 (EDT)
Katherine Harris is the purtiest drag queen I've evah seen....
Bruce Vilanch
USA - Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 17:44:17 (EDT)

mary kay indeed
HA!
USA - Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 17:37:09 (EDT)

WiF
USA - Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 17:26:33 (EDT)
I SAID ONE EIGHT HUNNERD SIXTY FOUR GIANT NOW GOOD DAY SIRES!
v!c
USA - Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 17:20:01 (EDT)
fenner hilllll, fenner hillll.....golf, the good life, and youse.
doris
- Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 16:53:39 (EDT)
chef, begin working up skill level now
mj
USA - Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 16:52:30 (EDT)
my favorite radio ads on sox station=Fallon Community Health Plan
mj
USA - Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 16:51:42 (EDT)
mj no butt of jokes,
mj just butt
USA - Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 16:36:46 (EDT)
call Gutter Helment today no that's PHRED's pharmacy no call 1 800 64GIANT...ahhh, just turn your radio off
v!c
USA - Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 16:13:20 (EDT)
FYI, a scroll thru the lurk (which I've missed the last few days) proved my theory that mj is the butt of most jokes 10% more than Vic and 9% more than chong
mj
USA - Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 15:53:55 (EDT)
excuse me fat sir, but is that mustard on your hand or are you glad to see mj?
v!c
USA - Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 15:50:21 (EDT)
drunkin GR posts are a thing of beauty
mj
USA - Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 15:30:09 (EDT)
will a funny lookin' set list do?
v!c
USA - Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 14:19:29 (EDT)
Can someone please use this for a show flyer?


KOL
USA - Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 13:53:57 (EDT)


Hey Derek, who stoled my picture?
Carolyn Hughes
USA - Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 13:23:36 (EDT)
Somehow I'm thinking a couple of alka-seltzers didn't suffice
WiF
USA - Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 12:44:25 (EDT)
I don't hear a single. Sorry guys, we're going with PiNeBoX FaTe instead.
A and R Man
USA - Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 12:17:35 (EDT)
ask Martha for a URL and he gives ya an email address
v!c
USA - Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 11:50:00 (EDT)
I know how Derek got that blister on his finger.

USA - Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 11:49:10 (EDT)
scuse me
while I kiss this guy
USA - Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 11:41:52 (EDT)
just wishing someone would
send the fvck on a permanent vacation
USA - Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 11:41:11 (EDT)
Katherine Harris...your Mary Kay consultant.

USA - Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 11:34:23 (EDT)
ummmm... if you think bush is on a five week vacation then u r dum
Nails
USA - Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 11:24:38 (EDT)
Niagara Falls! Slowly I turned, step by step, inch by inch...
WiF
USA - Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 11:17:41 (EDT)
I hear the murder monkey likes to play with his gameboy while vacationing. He might even figure out how to open the box this time.

The president departed Tuesday for his longest stretch yet away from the White House, arriving at his Crawford ranch in the evening for five weeks of clearing brush, visiting with family and friends, and tending to some outside-the-Beltway politics. By historical standards, it is the longest presidential retreat in at least 36 years.
The August getaway is Bush's 49th trip to his cherished ranch since taking office and the 319th day that Bush has spent, entirely or partially, in Crawford -- nearly 20 percent of his presidency to date

WiF
USA - Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 11:07:44 (EDT)
ohio is the armpit of buttholetown. gameboy is probably banned. just like in IRAQ!

USA - Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 10:50:12 (EDT)
Are there any Gameboys in Ohio?
don
USA - Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 10:42:54 (EDT)

WiF
USA - Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 10:42:14 (EDT)
I did time in Indiana and Ohio can go fuck itself.
v!c
USA - Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 10:35:06 (EDT)
fer real, from 1939

USA - Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 10:24:32 (EDT)
I agree. thank god someone else hates the iraqis as much as I do. THose effers have like one gameboy for the whole country.
Chong
USA - Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 09:55:47 (EDT)
I see where the 20 dead American soldiers in Iraq the other day were from Ohio. I hope the voters there are happy that they gave their 20 electoral votes to Bush to put him back in office (hmmm, one dead soldier per electoral vote, how ironic), and that they put another rubber stamp Republican in Congress when they could have elected an actual Iraq War veteran on Tuesday. One could say "Serves yuou right", but that would be wrong...
ed
USA - Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 09:50:52 (EDT)
SUX0rz
w00t
USA - Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 09:44:46 (EDT)
may god help u find the porn!
GR
USA - Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 09:25:23 (EDT)

massive
crapulence
USA - Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 09:10:03 (EDT)
yeah yeah yeah, so this is such a fucking eggsalad website and yes, I am drunken typing but really, what else can I do when I find something that I should share? Anyhoo, what have you read recently? Not much, I'll wager (only because I haven't done much myself). But, and KOL may disagree with me, Chuck Klosterman is the MAN. I may not agree with many of his sentiments (not being much of a hair band enthusiast myself), but the man is FUNNY. Case in point, "the fifteenth day" of his newest book, "Killing yourself to live": "I insist on taking rock lyrics literally. For example, it occurs to me that whoever organized tour itineraries for the Steve Miller Band must have been a dolt: Miller says he went from Phoenix, Arizona, all the way to Tacoma, then to Philadelphia, down to Atlanta, and then crossed back to LA (before finally concluding with some one-off dates in Northern California, where girls were said to be "warm"). This is terribly inefficient. It seems that even Space Cowboys need travel agents." ET FUCKING AL!
GR
USA - Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 00:44:31 (EDT)
v!c
USA - Wednesday, August 03, 2005 at 17:38:48 (EDT)
Juan Cole has outdone himself.

"Once upon a time, a dangerous radical gained control of the US Republican Party."

WiF
USA - Wednesday, August 03, 2005 at 17:11:45 (EDT)
If I owned Sam I'd immediately start shopping him around Hollywood along with a zombie screenplay called "Doghouse of the Dead".
ed
USA - Wednesday, August 03, 2005 at 17:09:04 (EDT)
I think that pucker is for you v!c
WiF
USA - Wednesday, August 03, 2005 at 15:44:37 (EDT)
considering they can't even drive the road to the Baghdad airport, I expect your job is safe from the sneaky ambitous little Iraqis that have just been waiting for you to blink so they can steal your job
WiF
USA - Wednesday, August 03, 2005 at 15:43:47 (EDT)
I just ate my first tomato of the season (Arcadian Fields Farm)...wow!
chef
USA - Wednesday, August 03, 2005 at 15:13:06 (EDT)
Not to be g@y-@ss or anything but that is one handsome man.
v!c
USA - Wednesday, August 03, 2005 at 15:13:02 (EDT)
Hey wif, I'd like to see one of these iraqi's you're so in love with try and do my job. They'd probably be late cause they cant drive the accord right.Half of em cant even speak english so what do they care about america? dont know why you care about them. And one more thing W!F, everyone reads your posts. Every word of them. every time. I swear.
Chong
USA - Wednesday, August 03, 2005 at 14:44:03 (EDT)
Kim pilots jet fighters, pens operas, produces movies and accomplished a feat unmatched in the annals of professional golf by shooting 11 holes-in-one on the first round he ever played.

no holes (in one) in this story
USA - Wednesday, August 03, 2005 at 14:16:58 (EDT)
V-I-L-A
doris
- Wednesday, August 03, 2005 at 14:14:01 (EDT)
That am Sam

WiF
USA - Wednesday, August 03, 2005 at 14:00:55 (EDT)
one question: what the fuck is that thing?
v!c
USA - Wednesday, August 03, 2005 at 13:39:21 (EDT)
I think dealing with the current 2 BC's is more than enough.
Sneak
USA - Wednesday, August 03, 2005 at 12:48:50 (EDT)
How 'bout me?

GR
USA - Wednesday, August 03, 2005 at 12:31:20 (EDT)
Don't worry chong, the Iraqis won't get a road as good as yours cuz the murder monkey is making sure he gives the death squads and Halliburton all the tax money he stole from Americans and oil revenue he stole from the Iraqis. And he's making damn sure there's nothing left for roads or schools that might encourage them pesky Iraqis to dare and think they can live as large as the mighty chong
WiF
USA - Wednesday, August 03, 2005 at 11:58:56 (EDT)
No, me!

Logan
USA - Wednesday, August 03, 2005 at 11:32:38 (EDT)
Hello Sneak, take me home!

GR
USA - Wednesday, August 03, 2005 at 11:31:37 (EDT)
Hey wif, I'd ask you "what the fuck are you talking about" but you'd probably just try and explain it. And trust me, NO ONE wants that. btw I love our government. THey just paved my street and it looks awesome. Do they do that shit in iraq? doubt it.
chong
USA - Wednesday, August 03, 2005 at 11:10:15 (EDT)
Wanna make an easy five bucks?
WiF of contemplated mail fraud
USA - Wednesday, August 03, 2005 at 11:09:36 (EDT)
So is it true that they used to be called just plain Itania before Bob Villa added the new addition? nota bene from the tin foil hat department- It appears the CIA just so happened to update their info on July 28th. Coincidence?
WiF of coup de ville
USA - Wednesday, August 03, 2005 at 10:59:59 (EDT)
Amazing how the same policies from the same players (minus Raygun) are setting up shop with the same kind of death squads all over again.... ok, maybe it ain't that surprising.
Guatemala in '85 = Iraq in '05
USA - Wednesday, August 03, 2005 at 09:53:55 (EDT)
Oh, and here be Vincent's own site..
In the Red Zone
USA - Wednesday, August 03, 2005 at 09:49:51 (EDT)
Steven Vincent, a freelance reporter in Iraq was murdered by the Iraqi police today. And most likely for pointing out that the religious wackos make up, up to 75% of the "police" force in Basra in this recent NYT article.
WiF
USA - Wednesday, August 03, 2005 at 09:48:32 (EDT)
Who wants to do the Common Fence Point 5 mile run with me?
SNEAK
USA - Wednesday, August 03, 2005 at 09:25:30 (EDT)

Ok
USA - Wednesday, August 03, 2005 at 09:12:35 (EDT)
update to the murder monkey update- Make that 1821 US GIs dead and 2015 including coalition-of-the-bribed dead. They got 14 Marines in one pop this morning.
WiF
USA - Wednesday, August 03, 2005 at 09:12:15 (EDT)
In OSX you can usually just drag the application to the trash and it takes all of it's associated crap with it. Very easy. In OS9 you need to trash the application and then also manually delete any control panels or extensions it may have installed.
Liam Von Macindork
USA - Wednesday, August 03, 2005 at 09:12:00 (EDT)

umm, mj...please? I'll sign a waiver that wil not hold you liable in case I embarass my self with your amps super powers.
chef
USA - Wednesday, August 03, 2005 at 08:39:20 (EDT)


1800 Americans killed in Iraq.
murder monkey scoreboard update
USA - Wednesday, August 03, 2005 at 08:25:55 (EDT)
Me no longer own mac...left it at the beach one day. Sorry, TS!
GR
USA - Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 21:04:21 (EDT)
Doff- whenever you want. I even put on my helmet and jacket, I got so fired up.
KOL
USA - Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 20:21:53 (EDT)
New bumper sticker for Wisconsin: "Choose Roofies. Your father did."
ed
USA - Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 20:06:02 (EDT)
Nice to see the co-pilot was among the first ones out of the Air France plane. Reminiscent of their performance in 1939.....
ed
USA - Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 20:04:52 (EDT)
My liver's been stewed for years.
ed
USA - Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 20:02:27 (EDT)
GR: Throw mac in garbage can, buy real computer.
ed
USA - Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 20:01:49 (EDT)
How does one remove programs from a mac if one no longer has the installer discs?
GR
USA - Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 19:47:10 (EDT)
Umm...hello?
GR
USA - Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 18:21:35 (EDT)
jesus christ 2300 installed?
doris
- Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 18:14:33 (EDT)
what the sam-hell replacement liver filter is goin' on here?
v!c
USA - Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 18:07:26 (EDT)
Speaking of crotches, Wisoconsin is headed back to the dark ages.
WiF
USA - Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 17:17:47 (EDT)
I got yer gagger right here
WiF
USA - Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 17:16:47 (EDT)
definition of Tipsy's sight gag here
Drunk Guy mit Blinds
USA - Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 17:09:39 (EDT)
Leeron (aka Beef Burgandy Armpit hair), that place in CT is supposed to be the BOMB. N.E.D.S in Wareham is good too (and mightly close) but that place is more expensive than the one in CT. Can anybody remember the joint's name? GR?
mj
USA - Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 17:04:52 (EDT)
Also sorry to report that I could not tune into City Beat today due to manual, physical labor at mother's
mj
USA - Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 17:02:32 (EDT)
um, chef, I'm not sure I'm comfortable with you using my gear. It's just that I'm actually concerned for you, that's all. I'm afraid you'll embarrass yourself trying to play to the level of the equipment, that's all.
mj
USA - Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 16:59:21 (EDT)
KOL, I finally got the BEEZA on the road, so we'll have to get the gang back together.
Born to Doff
USA - Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 16:58:16 (EDT)
plane fall down
go boom
USA - Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 16:45:24 (EDT)
Donzarino, try this!

USA - Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 16:10:56 (EDT)
I'm considering putting my liver on steroids. I'm looking for an enhanced filtering performance. But will it filter itself out of it's own effectiveness?
don
USA - Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 15:50:13 (EDT)
2daze lurk
is shear pun-ishment
USA - Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 15:46:56 (EDT)
Now where will Iggy & the Stewjizz play?
WiF
USA - Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 15:22:39 (EDT)
it be pete burr-gUndy, not beef burgAndy
now stew on that for a while
USA - Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 15:21:10 (EDT)
"Beef Burgandy Arm Pit Hair?"
Chef
USA - Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 15:17:17 (EDT)
ok, you're
WiF
USA - Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 15:08:19 (EDT)
Bored 2 Tears
today's hottest urban all boy alterna pop
USA - Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 14:51:37 (EDT)
WiF, call me stoopit, bit eye don't get it.
chef
USA - Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 14:34:20 (EDT)
Wow, you were nearly as good as Blizzard of 78 and I missed it!! I'll definitly go to your next show...when is it....P.S-MJ, can I use your half stack (if you think it fits my abilities)?
chef
USA - Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 14:33:41 (EDT)
Nearly.
v!c
USA - Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 14:30:52 (EDT)
There was a drunk guy with blinds? I thought I was the only one with blinds.
Tipsy
USA - Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 14:30:39 (EDT)
2
WiF
USA - Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 14:28:20 (EDT)
You guys really rocked the house at Jake's! I was there for Blizzard Of 78 and you guys were nearly as good. I couldn't believe it. When is your next show? Do you have a record or mp3s I can hear? What was up with the drunk guy with the blinds? Is he your roadie or manager?
Troy <troyhunter@hotmail.com>
Hot Club, RI USA - Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 14:24:20 (EDT)
Q; What do you get when you toss a grenade into a French kitchen?
A: Linoleum blown-apart.
USA - Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 14:16:35 (EDT)
BOOM!
Linoleum Blownapart
USA - Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 14:07:33 (EDT)
I'm bored to tears
chef
USA - Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 13:51:34 (EDT)
The only downside with the Linoleum is that it is goddamn expensive. Final bill was like $2300 installed. Ouch. Whats the scoop on the salvage yard in CT? The house was a rental for a long time, so there's not much left thats original. The one upside with that is that I can do stuff like put in recessed lighting and modern cabinets without feeling like an asshole for fucking up stuff that is original.
Leeron
USA - Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 13:49:10 (EDT)
Okay Leeron, fair enough. Love the old real linoleum btw, that shit is dope. You got to go to that joint in the village that sells vintage linoleum and wall paper- can't think of the name off the top of my melon. Good job on the shack, btw.
Bob Villa
USA - Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 11:59:36 (EDT)
-"when! I says, WHEN!"

USA - Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 11:46:10 (EDT)
Just what lurks inside this head...?

USA - Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 11:43:00 (EDT)
As it says on the Defecatur bathroom wall, "The liver is evil, it must be punished"
WiF
USA - Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 11:18:19 (EDT)
And your punishment is to have that dog shit in your mouth in the morning.
Anybody seen that dog?
USA - Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 10:40:14 (EDT)
I will take my punishment, but I must explain, I have Never knowingly put alcohol into my body, I do not know how it got there.
chef
USA - Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 10:33:38 (EDT)
yawn chirp chirp
v!c
USA - Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 10:25:43 (EDT)
You are pee (need I say more?)

USA - Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 09:54:29 (EDT)
BobVilla - The thing with those floors is that they arent hardwood, they are actually some extremely soft pine with enormous gaps in between. The house was built as soldier housing, so it doesnt have all of the swanky things you might normally expect in an old house. I refinished the floors in the livingroom like 4 years ago and they are already toast because the wood is so soft and splintery. Anyhow, in a kitchen things really should be easy to clean and mop, and with 1/2" gaps it just aint happenin. What we did put down is real Linoleum (Like the linseed and jute stuff, not sheet vinyl). So it will last forever and is still appropriate for the house even if the rest of our remodel is overly modern.
Leeron Von Remuddeler
USA - Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 09:23:02 (EDT)
Did I hear my name?

USA - Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 09:07:39 (EDT)
20W/50 for older punks?
Pee Guy
USA - Monday, August 01, 2005 at 21:05:42 (EDT)

Punks have a larger nozzle.
Pee Guy
USA - Monday, August 01, 2005 at 20:55:44 (EDT)


We asked for $1 billion but only got $84,
the murder monkey went to war and all i got was this lousy qWagmire
USA - Monday, August 01, 2005 at 17:22:34 (EDT)
is it me, or does that appear to be more of a thick yellow discharge than pee?
that observation guy
USA - Monday, August 01, 2005 at 17:09:10 (EDT)
another...
no-no from the Noe's
USA - Monday, August 01, 2005 at 17:02:09 (EDT)
v!c, let's just hope it ain't the technical captain of this here lurk
WiF
USA - Monday, August 01, 2005 at 16:55:32 (EDT)
so who IS doing sound for this here geeg?
v!c
USA - Monday, August 01, 2005 at 16:31:07 (EDT)
lurk=fooched
v!c
USA - Monday, August 01, 2005 at 16:09:27 (EDT)
not me
not me
USA - Monday, August 01, 2005 at 15:55:02 (EDT)
hello? lurk?
v!c
USA - Monday, August 01, 2005 at 15:29:42 (EDT)
ypu, he fupped duck the lurk
flippenzy floppenzy
USA - Monday, August 01, 2005 at 15:15:49 (EDT)
love the geeg poster
WiF
USA - Monday, August 01, 2005 at 15:14:42 (EDT)
Hello?
Sneak
USA - Monday, August 01, 2005 at 15:08:28 (EDT)
remind me to avoid all vaguely trampoline related activities in Smithfield.
just plain scary
USA - Monday, August 01, 2005 at 14:11:24 (EDT)
"John Bolton is the kind of man with whom I would want to stand at Armageddon, or what the Bible describes as the final battle between good and evil."
WiF of fictional cloud being
USA - Monday, August 01, 2005 at 14:09:23 (EDT)
Say it ain't so Raphael...we have enough liars in congress without your sorry ass pitchin' in...at least Manny don't cheat.
chef
USA - Monday, August 01, 2005 at 13:21:54 (EDT)
Strange doins' in Smithfield.
Observer
USA - Monday, August 01, 2005 at 13:05:28 (EDT)
You politics-philes (and -phobes) would do well to take note of Kinky Friedman's attempt to gain the Governor's mansion in Texas...
v!c
USA - Monday, August 01, 2005 at 13:04:41 (EDT)
thanks pokey. actually i'm just sharpening knives for real management abuse. doff, why didn't the habs draft Wacey Rabbit?
doris
- Monday, August 01, 2005 at 12:55:46 (EDT)
Meet the Simpsons.

USA - Monday, August 01, 2005 at 12:22:29 (EDT)
I already told yuz I twasn't g@y, @ss!
v!c
USA - Monday, August 01, 2005 at 11:57:16 (EDT)
why don you fuck yourselv william
Pokey
USA - Monday, August 01, 2005 at 10:59:52 (EDT)
Waaaah wahhhh nummmy nummy. doris not like sox management team... waaahhh wahh. why don you go set up disney land happy fairy fantasy league where everyone is on the up and up.
Wiliam Radcliffe
USA - Monday, August 01, 2005 at 10:45:15 (EDT)
Crazy Von Mustache admits to perjuring himself on a Congressional questionaire, so the murder monkey puts him in charge of the UN.
WiF
USA - Monday, August 01, 2005 at 10:30:13 (EDT)
scuzzball move = scuzzball move. this is 2005 and nobody's won it yet. yes he did fine last year but...am hate it when teams i root for do bush league things...like that. send me a link to a story when that's happened before...when another team is told by your team to finish a trade, so you can then acquire the guy they acquire....but fail to do so after filing paperwork. and subsequently no trades ensue. please.
doris
- Monday, August 01, 2005 at 10:10:59 (EDT)
giving a whole new meaning to motorhead...

"As he stared at her ample bosom, he daydreamed of the dual Stromberg carburetors in his vintage Triumph Spitfire, highly functional yet pleasingly formed, perched prominently on top of the intake manifold, aching for experienced hands, the small knurled caps of the oil dampeners begging to be inspected and adjusted as described in chapter seven of the shop manual,"

WiF
USA - Monday, August 01, 2005 at 10:05:04 (EDT)
King Fot is dead long live the Fot
WiF of d!ck tater
USA - Monday, August 01, 2005 at 09:30:07 (EDT)
I wish I was there Sunday. Saturday in Mannyland (left field section 165) was one of the most depressing Fenway nights ever. (despite the v.)
doff
USA - Monday, August 01, 2005 at 09:14:13 (EDT)
het ass, you do know they won the world series last year right?
Dur dur dur dur
USA - Monday, August 01, 2005 at 08:42:15 (EDT)
scuttlebutt is that juan 'the welscher' eptein is now on the top of every other GM's shitlist for the scumbag move he pulled this weekend re: rockies trade. and the massive sox spin machine (including nesn, globe, weei) are saying it was the owners, not juan. wtf are we paying this smirking ninny for again? jose 'tom' cruz jr.? i'd rather see penelope cruz bat.
doris
- Monday, August 01, 2005 at 07:56:44 (EDT)
I see V!c wins the 1st post of monday award....
Observer
USA - Monday, August 01, 2005 at 07:33:50 (EDT)
Having been lucky enough to have scored tickets to today's "Rhode Island Day" game, I have to say that Manny stepping out of the dugout and into the on-deck circle was one of the most electric sports moments I've ever witnessed. The applause was thunderous. It was, simply, magic. Glad that Theo didn't let him go for pennies on the dollar.
ed
USA - Sunday, July 31, 2005 at 19:47:49 (EDT)
Thank you Howard Hosell. Manny fucking rules and finally all the world knows it.
mj
USA - Sunday, July 31, 2005 at 19:38:21 (EDT)
Note that the illustrious and sage Mean Joseph made the call hours before the game-winning pinch hit. At the time of the single, Joseph was supposedly 'pinching' something else, which was later to determined to also be a hit.
Coward Hosell
- Sunday, July 31, 2005 at 17:42:50 (EDT)
Manny Nation is fucking right. Fuck the stoolies and moles in the media and clubhouse (Schilling)
mj
USA - Sunday, July 31, 2005 at 12:46:17 (EDT)
Manny Nation 4 Eva!
No Show
USA - Sunday, July 31, 2005 at 09:15:28 (EDT)

trade.
Chong
USA - Saturday, July 30, 2005 at 11:49:35 (EDT)
Leeron, why did you put a sub floor over the hardwoods you exposed when you tore up the vinyl? why didn;t you sand adn polish the existing hardwoods?
Bob Vila
USA - Saturday, July 30, 2005 at 10:08:00 (EDT)

Bad news for all you myspace.com users - Rupert Murdoch just purchased it.
ed
USA - Friday, July 29, 2005 at 23:49:36 (EDT)
Hey Chong, you have until 4pm on Sunday to try and trade Chong Jr
Theo
USA - Friday, July 29, 2005 at 23:15:51 (EDT)
Chong Jr attacked by alien. Poops in pants. Film at 11.


Walter Cryan
USA - Friday, July 29, 2005 at 22:51:39 (EDT)
How much to get a thorough grooming and how much extra to dress up as a prepubescent asian doll whilst said grooming occurs?
WiF
USA - Friday, July 29, 2005 at 21:35:28 (EDT)
A link for you design folks out there. Cheap art!
GR
USA - Friday, July 29, 2005 at 18:03:23 (EDT)
I have a business idea that requires a lot of start up money. You donate to me as a tax write off, and I use that money to buy a Porsche.
Sneak
USA - Friday, July 29, 2005 at 15:41:44 (EDT)
Great idea! You should also start a mobile grooming service. I will hire your dog walking services!
mj
USA - Friday, July 29, 2005 at 14:50:07 (EDT)
Here is my weekend itinerary: (in case any of my *friends* want to get together) tonight--one night only, an appearance at the Blessing of the Fleet beer tent, downtown Narragansett Pier. Also appearing, my hot sister-in-law, some dj from b101, and other drunks I know. Tomorrow--from 7 am to ? a party (I mean SALE) at this place
downtown Wakefield. Going to a wedding? Buy some glass! OK, that's enough.
GR
USA - Friday, July 29, 2005 at 14:11:44 (EDT)
Todd want to be friends. Friends with everybody.
Todd
USA - Friday, July 29, 2005 at 13:29:44 (EDT)
No.
"mark"
USA - Friday, July 29, 2005 at 13:03:11 (EDT)
let's say that Little Timmy DENIED friendship to 'Mark". Does it show up somewhere, ANYWHERE as a big "DENIED" graphic for Mark to see?
One Who wants to know
USA - Friday, July 29, 2005 at 12:01:17 (EDT)
you shave wih salad cream? What, burmashave won't do the trick on that forest?
LTS
USA - Friday, July 29, 2005 at 11:46:15 (EDT)
kids...
GG
USA - Friday, July 29, 2005 at 11:39:18 (EDT)
Listen, I was smearing salad cream on my ass back when you were still in diapers
Gail Greenwood
USA - Friday, July 29, 2005 at 11:38:25 (EDT)
Giza had shows?
Liza
USA - Friday, July 29, 2005 at 11:12:47 (EDT)
When MJ ate that food it was only 10 years old.
Little Timmy sucks
USA - Friday, July 29, 2005 at 11:12:34 (EDT)
Citibeat tonight 7-10PM 91.1FM and wsmu.org/listen
ed
USA - Friday, July 29, 2005 at 10:50:48 (EDT)
Also looks like Giza is converting to a full-time dance club as well, but that's their own fault for not advertising any of their shows.
ed
USA - Friday, July 29, 2005 at 10:49:19 (EDT)
Oh, good, another dance club full of ecstacy-addled teenyboppers gettin' jiggy to hip-hop. Gosh, there aren't enough of *those* downtown.
ed
USA - Friday, July 29, 2005 at 10:47:04 (EDT)
Stop the Smear Campaign!
North American Manny Boy Love Assoc.
USA - Friday, July 29, 2005 at 10:30:32 (EDT)
Everybody Okay? Didn't lose anyone did we?
BSTC
USA - Friday, July 29, 2005 at 10:15:23 (EDT)
I feel angry about this.
Sneak
USA - Friday, July 29, 2005 at 09:59:37 (EDT)

Green Room closing for renovations so that it can reopen as another dance club. BOO. Another reason why the QOC must "save rock and roll in Providence." According to KOL, GR (not me) will still offer live music in the form of alternative rock cover bands and the like.
GR
USA - Friday, July 29, 2005 at 09:55:19 (EDT)
that salad cream better really kick ass. how else can you make 110-year-old food edible?
doris
- Friday, July 29, 2005 at 07:23:16 (EDT)
Alien Sex Fiend at ManRay. Talk about your pivotal life moments.
boris
- Friday, July 29, 2005 at 07:21:07 (EDT)
John Roberts' not-so-secret background: he's a member of the ultra-conservative Federalist Society. Pretty fucking scary stuff.
ed
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 22:45:06 (EDT)
By coincidence, ManRay is closing Saturday night as well. All you rubber fetishists will have to find somewhere else to go.
ed
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 22:29:26 (EDT)
Anybody know why the Green Room is closing? Losing too much money, or do they just want to add more pool tables?
ed
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 22:28:18 (EDT)
Second doll from the top on the left hand side looks like the Gail Greenwood model.....
she's a sex bomb my baby yeah!
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 18:19:24 (EDT)
Mmmmm.....salad cream.....
Homer J Simpson
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 18:17:42 (EDT)
Ooohhh! My brain hurts!
W.C. Gumby (ret.)
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 18:16:22 (EDT)
Nice Heartbreakers ad. Siouxie opening! Good gig. Geffen is reissuing the entire Banshees catalogue this fall with extra tracks and archieve material. bout fuckin' time.
ed
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 18:11:23 (EDT)
Hell you need 19 million amps just to power up the Vegas Strip every night.
ed
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 18:07:05 (EDT)
I shit you not, I'm working on a menu for an 1890's style dinner and I actually used the term "Salad Cream".
chef
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 17:57:19 (EDT)
I shit you not, I'm working on a menu for an 1890's style dinner and I actually used the term "Salad Cream".
chef
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 17:57:08 (EDT)
So Im thinking I look all girly and feminine; then I go into the bathroom and hear some chick saying, Wow, I cant believe that 80s dude theyve got playing bass.
Sebastian Rock
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 17:42:36 (EDT)
check this groove

USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 16:57:16 (EDT)
what's with the beasty pedophilia?
hey litttle boy, want some wookie nookie?
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 16:53:05 (EDT)

Sneak
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 16:13:14 (EDT)
This sh!z don't look too impressive to me

murder monkey says business is booming
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 16:04:35 (EDT)
good day good sirs good day...HQ, I gotta swing by later for gear...
v!c
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 16:02:41 (EDT)
you think you live in a tough neighborhood?

USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 15:11:32 (EDT)
This is my brain
this is a piece of my brain on a table
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 15:09:59 (EDT)
Horney Dude = Yesterday's Pervert
Columbo
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 14:03:59 (EDT)
Little Timmy is MY friend.
v!c
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 13:17:30 (EDT)
This guestbook is such a cumblocker.
Horny Dude
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 12:51:57 (EDT)
ewe meen thatt submit queery buttun ain't a spallcheck?
my spalling R 2 FOTT
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 12:50:22 (EDT)
curse, busted on the gramcheck by mere seconds
sum flunky
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 12:48:02 (EDT)
there = their
witch iz neether hair nor thare
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 12:46:43 (EDT)
as to "there" apparent age=
gramcheck
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 12:45:51 (EDT)
that's my hello kitty vibrating butt plug. As to there apparent age, I have certificates assuring me that they are all of the legal consent age for dolls.
WiF
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 12:37:11 (EDT)
yeah, so not right. speaking of myspace, word has it that "mark" tried to befriend 'Little Timmy" but "Little Timmy" hit the DENY button
mj
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 12:20:29 (EDT)
that sex doll picture is creeping me out. I'm not sure I'm comfortable with the age some of the dolls appear to be. also, is that a hello kitty dehumidifier on the floor?
lurk police
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 12:18:25 (EDT)

ProJo censors today's edition of Dilbert!
Sneakbert
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 12:08:36 (EDT)


nota bene- how they're all giving me that cum hither look
WiF
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 12:03:23 (EDT)
Alright, who took the picture of the "collection" I keep in my closet?

WiF
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 12:00:19 (EDT)
why must everything be compared to the size of a tuna can?
v!c
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 11:55:22 (EDT)
V!C sent me a myspace message. Here it is "chong, just wanted to let you know that I am leaving the lurk. My internet worlds have collided and I simply can't have that. I have to pick one and i'm going with the strippers."
Chong
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 11:55:02 (EDT)
you people are dirty
mj
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 11:51:08 (EDT)
Clammmm Chowdaaahhh!
get it?
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 11:29:05 (EDT)
My radio only speaks Portuguese. I can't understand what it's saying to me except the original Spanish parts of the macarena.
GR
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 11:26:37 (EDT)
I notice you mention 'Don' there, Chong...hmmm
Impartial Observer
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 11:14:56 (EDT)
You don wanna know what flys off my fingertips every time I caress the neck of my sweet music maker
Chong Lee
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 10:59:30 (EDT)
dude i know you got a bonus and everything but do you really think you can spare the $13.29?
mj
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 10:48:13 (EDT)
Look what I won on Ebay last night!
KOL
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 10:46:07 (EDT)
it strikes me as a way to allow even more lucky souls to experience the musical bliss that flys off my fingertips every time I caress the neck of my sweet music maker
mj
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 10:43:38 (EDT)
yo mj, how does the notion of 19 million amps for your guitar strike you?
WiF
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 10:40:08 (EDT)
ps-annie liebowitz "okay , good enough" photo pose =funny
mj
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 10:25:14 (EDT)
SOMEBODY on this lurk is surfing chest high glass today...
mj
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 10:24:39 (EDT)
Hi!
Juice Pipe Guys
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 09:57:42 (EDT)
spammy sosa?
juice guys
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 09:32:39 (EDT)

Roger Clemens on the Road: 9 starts, 59.1 IP, 2 ER, 55 K's. That's an ERA of 0.30! I can't even do that in video game baseball. Why can't the Sox get pitchers like that?
Wiliam Radcliffe
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 09:14:32 (EDT)


Ok this next shot is for the new poster so let's have a nice pose.

ok, i guess that will do.

annie liebowitz
USA - Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 07:51:40 (EDT)
to do.
ed
USA - Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 18:51:08 (EDT)
is this band any good?
Shunt
USA - Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 18:32:24 (EDT)
thanks, Wif!
mj
USA - Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 17:23:46 (EDT)
Almost forgot the day's TWO body parts stories
kick IN the bucket
finga ajar

WiF
USA - Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 17:12:46 (EDT)
Is that a pic of Mitch Cumstein about to punch that guy in the balls?
mrs. PREVERT
USA - Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 17:08:48 (EDT)
i'm back. still not ass fucked but enjoying a hot International belgium hazelnut coffee fresh out the machine at Cumbies
mj
USA - Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 17:06:50 (EDT)
Well...MY radio said to be a Simple kinda Man.
v!c
USA - Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 17:04:29 (EDT)
my radio just told me la la la la la la la la la means I fvck you.
WiF
USA - Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 16:58:31 (EDT)
My radio just told me to get jiggy with it.
Jiggy Stu
USA - Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 16:52:27 (EDT)
wow that was really bad. over the line, big time.
PERVERT
USA - Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 16:37:05 (EDT)
Holy shit - *my* radio just told me to fuck you up the ass too!
PERVERT
USA - Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 16:33:26 (EDT)
fuck me up the ass. i have to go get a DD blueberry iced coffee just to bring myself back
mj
USA - Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 16:16:11 (EDT)
oh my and oh my
mj
USA - Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 16:15:26 (EDT)
ho hum

USA - Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 16:11:07 (EDT)
Uhm yeah speaking of U R FOTT...

USA - Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 16:05:13 (EDT)
ps- can someone, anyone, do my job for me? I don't mean "job" like Don's mother calls "BM", but I mean my jobby job.
mj
USA - Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 16:04:47 (EDT)
i don't have sound on my computer. Does it also interject the syllables "don" and 'tfw"?
mj
USA - Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 16:01:14 (EDT)
Speaking of U R FOTT, has anyone here ever enjoyed a full, hot cup of Laci Lebeau's Super Dieter's tea?
mj
USA - Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 16:00:02 (EDT)
I sure didn't. Thought they were all XXX. Anyway, I always wanted to work with Walken.
v!c
USA - Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 15:59:05 (EDT)
U R 2 Fott = funny sh!t
WiF
USA - Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 15:54:33 (EDT)
hey vic, who knew you were in g rated movies?
mj
USA - Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 15:35:47 (EDT)
chong you sunofabeotch
v!c
USA - Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 15:12:52 (EDT)
ps-what the FUCK is this?!
mj
USA - Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 14:41:45 (EDT)
october 5
 
- Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 14:41:32 (EDT)
im fat im old im hypoglycemic. anyway. kol, i just checked, at least you have 49 friends. apparently chong set up the account for us on myspace because he wanted to bust our sorry ass balls
mj
USA - Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 14:09:51 (EDT)
Someone's calling this myspace friend a 'loser"?!

USA - Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 13:06:21 (EDT)
Ahhhh....get up, ya pussy.
Bryce Florie
- Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 13:00:52 (EDT)
I signed up for myspace to keep in touch with other loser friends that no longer live near me or have time to hang out. The typical myspace guy apparently lifts weights all day and likes to leave comments like 'U R 2 HOTT. Will U have the SeX with me?' on girls pages. The typical myspace girl is pale and bug eyed from cocaine and uses myspace as an extension of her annoying livejournal. Lots of people wearing white belts and wishing they lived in Brooklyn. DIE.
KOL
USA - Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 13:00:05 (EDT)
so they "get" the wrong guy, from pretty much the wrong continent, and empty a handgun into his melon. then they "get" the right guy, and use a taser. hmmm.
 
- Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 12:58:24 (EDT)
I don't think a 65mph Wake heater is going to bother Crawford too much. Think Clement will want Olerud's helmet next outing?
don
USA - Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 12:57:46 (EDT)
WtF, you mean the Minnesota Wild right? Timberwolves? Twins?
doris
- Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 12:54:55 (EDT)
I suppose a comment mentioning that realsport starts in a mere ten days wouldn't be appreciated at this point in time.
WiF
USA - Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 12:50:29 (EDT)
fuckin' wake better drill carl crawford.
doris
- Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 12:46:48 (EDT)
I guess i'm old. what the hell IS myspace? It kinda just seems like a bunch of losers thanking other losers for adding them to the list. Is it a conspiracy thing like a chain letter or online poker? I mean at least the Lurk has substance.
don't understand
USA - Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 12:45:07 (EDT)
Does Manny have a myspace account? That would be cool!
myace
USA - Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 12:23:13 (EDT)
It was me, manny.
Manny
USA - Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 11:53:39 (EDT)
listen you liitle shitstarter whoever you are and lackey of the whorin' sports media, um, why don't you just go to MANNY'S website and see that it's all a viscious lie.
mj
USA - Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 11:50:39 (EDT)
According to Tom Verducci in the August 1 issue of Sports Illustrated, Manny Ramirez has asked to be traded from the Red Sox. Verducci writes "Manny Ramirez wants out of Boston. Again. The Red Sox leftfielder has asked to be traded for at least the third time in the past four seasons. He told team officials he is unhappy in Boston, particularly with his lack of privacy off the field. The Red Sox have no intention of trading Ramirez (.277, 27 homers, 90 RBIs) -- not during the season, anyway. They could field offers in the off-season for Ramirez, who is due $57 million over the next three years.
oh manny....
USA - Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 11:46:00 (EDT)
Doff, after Clement goes down, "One less starter"
mj
USA - Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 11:42:56 (EDT)
Oh, fuck this team! I give up!
don's mouth after 7th inning Edgar
USA - Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 11:35:50 (EDT)
And this from the gf "You are NOT going on tour!"
GR
USA - Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 11:28:28 (EDT)
All your Bass ale are belong to me.
Sneak
USA - Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 10:08:46 (EDT)
I'm the douchebag with the Victorian. Well I am at least A douchebag with a Victorian. I'm also 30, so I think maybe I could have been conceived at the Livingroom, but just barely. My dad was more of an old Met Cafe guy though.
Leeron
USA - Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 10:04:02 (EDT)
EVERYONE NEEDS TO WATCH THIS. ESPECIALLY DON AND V!C.
Chong
USA - Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 09:52:18 (EDT)
"Two policemen came to have a look at the centre. He told them: 'And you can f... off you two wankers'."
WiF
USA - Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 09:45:31 (EDT)
Look at how bad translation is. I wonder if others would find this funny? I'll put it on the internet and find out...


Chong
USA - Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 09:26:07 (EDT)
how i say how are we still in first place
doris
- Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 07:42:12 (EDT)
like so?
Fatass
USA - Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 00:44:22 (EDT)

 
- Tuesday, July 26, 2005 at 21:35:44 (EDT)
GR: I'm always up for karaoke. You haven't lived until you've heard my stirring rendition of Sid's version of "My Way".
ed
USA - Tuesday, July 26, 2005 at 21:03:55 (EDT)
Chef and mj: I recommend punk rock aerobics with Hilken and Maura.
ed
USA - Tuesday, July 26, 2005 at 21:01:09 (EDT)
Fall Out Boy are somewhat amusing, but the song titles are better than the actual songs.
ed
USA - Tuesday, July 26, 2005 at 20:58:34 (EDT)
Sure am glad the ProJo protected me from seeing the word "turd" this morning. God knows I'd never have figured it out myself....
ed
USA - Tuesday, July 26, 2005 at 20:57:15 (EDT)
Chong, how about making the band popular with teenage strippers? Or better yet, recruit some teenage strippers to perform onstage with the band. That would be cool.
Beavis
USA - Tuesday, July 26, 2005 at 20:54:40 (EDT)
Nixon...Clement...they weren't producers anyway.
v!c
USA - Tuesday, July 26, 2005 at 20:50:55 (EDT)
Well, looks like Clement's career is over.
ed
USA - Tuesday, July 26, 2005 at 20:43:03 (EDT)

INCONCEIVABLE!
v!c
USA - Tuesday, July 26, 2005 at 17:57:14 (EDT)
Me thinks Leeron is so young he was concieved on the couch at the original Living Room.
Old/Near Dead Dude
USA - Tuesday, July 26, 2005 at 17:46:43 (EDT)
which one of you douchbags has the nice victorian with the hardwoods?
mj
USA - Tuesday, July 26, 2005 at 17:40:28 (EDT)
Shit, the Sizz and NN? I might even get off the couch and wander down the street to the Living Room for this one. Maybe I'll just take the couch with me. That way chong and I could rock in comfort.
Leeron Dont never leave the house
USA - Tuesday, July 26, 2005 at 17:33:01 (EDT)
what does the lurk think of Fall Out Boy?
v!c
USA - Tuesday, July 26, 2005 at 17:29:21 (EDT)
and now for our daily closing theme music
WiF
USA - Tuesday, July 26, 2005 at 17:14:59 (EDT)
I'd say this could get ugly, but it's clear it already has

USA - Tuesday, July 26, 2005 at 16:50:04 (EDT)
Hey, ed, good show today. You even played the Suicide Liquors!
Turd Blossom
USA - Tuesday, July 26, 2005 at 16:45:42 (EDT)
can't resist a couple more

USA - Tuesday, July 26, 2005 at 16:45:07 (EDT)
the turd blossom the BloJo is "protecting" us from.

USA - Tuesday, July 26, 2005 at 15:58:14 (EDT)
I guess he's got a "way with the ladies"...
v!c
USA - Tuesday, July 26, 2005 at 15:47:23 (EDT)
ProJo makes headlines
a turd blossom by any other name
USA - Tuesday, July 26, 2005 at 15:43:21 (EDT)
Amazing, Mitch Cumstein joins the band and just like that, 5 friends.
WiF
USA - Tuesday, July 26, 2005 at 15:16:10 (EDT)
Hey we're gonna have some fun, eh cookin' bitch?
mj
USA - Tuesday, July 26, 2005 at 14:58:10 (EDT)
I, also, must begin regime of diet and exercise to get back in my former punk rock shape...also must start drinking heavily and smokin' more weed
chef
USA - Tuesday, July 26, 2005 at 14:56:15 (EDT)
MySperm fucking sucks. It won't let me sign on and be everybody's friend like you fucks can. And how the fuck did Motormike get all those fucking strippers to be his friends?
Little Timmy
USA - Tuesday, July 26, 2005 at 14:55:44 (EDT)
I better start that diet to trim 10 pounds of ugly fat now then!
mj
USA - Tuesday, July 26, 2005 at 14:48:20 (EDT)
...therefore there will be no Metaphysical Muck-i-muck.
chef
USA - Tuesday, July 26, 2005 at 14:36:22 (EDT)
I have just received word from the powers that be... The Living Room would be honored to have Benny Sizzler open for the Neutral Nation Band on August 13th...Dopey is playing as well....
chef
USA - Tuesday, July 26, 2005 at 14:35:54 (EDT)
"It's sort of like a wildlife CSI story." Or not.
GR
USA - Tuesday, July 26, 2005 at 14:11:43 (EDT)
Karaoke anyone?
GR
USA - Tuesday, July 26, 2005 at 14:09:16 (EDT)
David sues David
Meganonsense
USA - Tuesday, July 26, 2005 at 12:58:28 (EDT)
743 days, 12 hours, 41 minutes, and 5 seconds without Republicans Investigating the CIA Leak Case
treason counter
USA - Tuesday, July 26, 2005 at 12:44:00 (EDT)
They say I'm not old enough to join Myspace. What's up with that? I really want to be friends with Liam and Tom.

USA - Tuesday, July 26, 2005 at 12:27:09 (EDT)
So I guess Metaphysical Manmeaty got the gig?
gig calculator
USA - Tuesday, July 26, 2005 at 12:20:56 (EDT)
"The Jamboree will go on," said Fairrer.
vee
USA - Tuesday, July 26, 2005 at 11:56:27 (EDT)
mj=bad dood's hairs
v!c
USA - Tuesday, July 26, 2005 at 11:55:40 (EDT)
tan with joann =funniest thing ever
mj
USA - Tuesday, July 26, 2005 at 11:49:06 (EDT)
just found that myspace link. funny. shit.
mj
USA - Tuesday, July 26, 2005 at 11:48:32 (EDT)
vic =bad news REARS
mj
USA - Tuesday, July 26, 2005 at 11:48:03 (EDT)
Red Sox = Bad News Bears
v!c
USA - Tuesday, July 26, 2005 at 11:45:23 (EDT)
go morning lurkers. Listen Chong, this week is bad anyway. no fun for mj. next week?
mj
USA - Tuesday, July 26, 2005 at 11:43:58 (EDT)
just found out that im workin all afternoon. no visit to the blob today. so sorry
chong
USA - Tuesday, July 26, 2005 at 11:37:10 (EDT)
I cant decide if I should make this band popular with strippers or teenagers......
chong
USA - Tuesday, July 26, 2005 at 11:33:48 (EDT)
3 friends too many.
doff
USA - Tuesday, July 26, 2005 at 11:26:33 (EDT)
Did I forget to mention that the new song was fantastic? Cause it was.....
Chong BS promotions mngr
USA - Tuesday, July 26, 2005 at 11:00:54 (EDT)
mission control, we have ignition
sum shuttle c0ck
USA - Tuesday, July 26, 2005 at 10:42:51 (EDT)
one punchline, endless opportunity for tasteless variations
WiF
USA - Tuesday, July 26, 2005 at 10:38:00 (EDT)
ot = out, on = in, etc....
whatever
USA - Tuesday, July 26, 2005 at 10:26:01 (EDT)
Spitzer is definitely an opportunist, but he's managed to scare the sh!t ot of some of the most powerful azzholes in the country and locked up more than a few of them. I could care less about the payola nonsense, but nailing the thieves on the insurance business and on Wall Street counts as a plus to me. And with the biggest political contributors and power brokers being his enemies there isn't much chance he'd make it to prez.
WiF
USA - Tuesday, July 26, 2005 at 10:23:55 (EDT)
Hey let's put our tent up here where those wires can catch our tent pole if it falls.
Scout Master Obvious
USA - Tuesday, July 26, 2005 at 10:08:17 (EDT)
My husbnd ROCKS!
Mrs. Cumstein
USA - Tuesday, July 26, 2005 at 10:01:41 (EDT)
guys! check out our debut EP "GRUNT A STUMP" and lets do some shows together up here in Fitchburg.
GRUNTSTUMP
USA - Tuesday, July 26, 2005 at 09:58:47 (EDT)
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Humor to follow.
MITCH CUMSTEIN
USA - Tuesday, July 26, 2005 at 09:54:35 (EDT)
Well, duh. Payola's been going on since at least the 50's. I'd just like to know how I can get me some of that cash.
ed
USA - Tuesday, July 26, 2005 at 08:15:44 (EDT)
This is even too obvious for Captain Obvious. What a grandstanding doosh. For President? I'll vote for Vic thank ye very much.

"Our investigation shows that, contrary to listener expectations that songs are selected for airplay based on artistic merit and popularity, airtime is often determined by undisclosed payoffs to radio stations and their employees," Spitzer said.

doris
- Tuesday, July 26, 2005 at 08:00:12 (EDT)
Edgar snowcone + Millar scoop = Big mess at Frostie Freeze.
Parking Lot Disaster
USA - Monday, July 25, 2005 at 22:57:23 (EDT)
Thank you! I have been on the "Tan with Joann" show on cable access. Perhaps you missed that episode. I know the show was on hiatus while QOC peeled a couple of weeks ago but I believe it's back on. Maybe you'll catch me on a rerun.
GR
USA - Monday, July 25, 2005 at 19:57:54 (EDT)
go back to bed
nobody here but us feces
USA - Monday, July 25, 2005 at 17:45:57 (EDT)
yawn...I'm just getting up...
v!c
USA - Monday, July 25, 2005 at 17:37:56 (EDT)
I don't think we can do it due to drummer being in a foreign land eating and drinking into a stupor for 2 weeks starting this weekend. :(
KOL
USA - Monday, July 25, 2005 at 16:34:40 (EDT)
cheffy, if you add FF's to bill I'll play with my shirt OFF
mj
USA - Monday, July 25, 2005 at 16:31:09 (EDT)
Elliot Spitzer rules
WiF
USA - Monday, July 25, 2005 at 16:27:38 (EDT)
please standby while de-spimming takes place
bstc
USA - Monday, July 25, 2005 at 16:25:33 (EDT)
payola thru the piehole-a.
doris
- Monday, July 25, 2005 at 16:23:44 (EDT)
hey GR, nice tan
mj
USA - Monday, July 25, 2005 at 16:10:35 (EDT)
OK, you smokers can officially go bullsh!t
WiF of nicotine fits
USA - Monday, July 25, 2005 at 16:07:53 (EDT)
Hey there's big backwards K lurking at benny homeplate
caught looking
USA - Monday, July 25, 2005 at 15:28:21 (EDT)
It's not my fault our greenhorn drummer is going back to portugal for 2 weeks.
KOL
USA - Monday, July 25, 2005 at 15:26:10 (EDT)
Hey Cheffy, Can you add the Fashion Failures to the show, too? They will need a fill-in drummer as well as their fill-in bassist. Luckily, the fill-in audience will already be there!
GR
USA - Monday, July 25, 2005 at 15:24:10 (EDT)
I'm too busy filling my shorts
Muddy Briefs
USA - Monday, July 25, 2005 at 14:50:37 (EDT)
well looky here, the former lackey am up for a bucket load of awards
so will muddy be in attendance?
USA - Monday, July 25, 2005 at 14:15:54 (EDT)
...still anxiously awaiting confirmation from powers that be.
chef
USA - Monday, July 25, 2005 at 13:56:10 (EDT)
So am that LR geeg confirmed?
tipsy
USA - Monday, July 25, 2005 at 13:53:45 (EDT)
Hey great site! Would you be interested in swapping shows with us? We have a dedicated fanbase and a 45 song catalog,
Alliance Rocks!
Rockville, Earth USA #1 4EVA - Monday, July 25, 2005 at 13:01:03 (EDT)
Mr. Blue will not be down to leave a tip....
chef
USA - Monday, July 25, 2005 at 12:54:07 (EDT)
If you ain't white we'll prolly shoot you in the head.
Tube Dudes
USA - Monday, July 25, 2005 at 12:42:20 (EDT)
to bypass the
nytimes sign in
USA - Monday, July 25, 2005 at 12:30:46 (EDT)
OK, I understand that the situation's more than a bit tense but what's left of a head to shoot at by the time you hit it with the fifth slug?
5 to the head, I think he might be dead
USA - Monday, July 25, 2005 at 12:28:06 (EDT)
Whilst laundering last night, I was reading Scientific American and came across an article about a radio telescope almost finished in construction in China that is made up of 10,000 $20 Radio Shack antennas. SciAm only has their article as a pay sh!z online but here's another sans the identification of the antennas as being from Radio Shack. They even used recycled cable splitters.

The Chinese national observatories have provided about $3 million to build the telescope. The antennas are practically off-the-shelf TV antennas, built for less than $20 apiece. Other elements are literally off the shelf; signal splitters, used in Pittsburgh homes to connect one TV cable to two TV sets, are used "backward" to combine the signals of two antennas.

WiF
USA - Monday, July 25, 2005 at 12:15:53 (EDT)
I heard the crowd was actually mobbing the Guinness stand
simple case of greenwood/guinness confusion
USA - Monday, July 25, 2005 at 11:36:05 (EDT)
Tipsy = bocce quesadilla + booze + writing tipsyism + booze + performing tipsyism + benny geeg + booze + no hot lovin' = Sunday toi toi in pants
WiF
USA - Monday, July 25, 2005 at 11:31:55 (EDT)
Kim Gordon + AA's = Male Groinwood
Thurston Moore
USA - Monday, July 25, 2005 at 11:21:57 (EDT)
speaking of Kim Gordon, I read that once while playing a festie in Ireland with Sonic Youth and others, Gail Greenwood was mobbed by the crowd who thought he was Kim Gordon while Greenwood was just out for a stroll around the snack vendors
mj
USA - Monday, July 25, 2005 at 11:16:39 (EDT)
KOL=his own gig + benny gig+ hot lovin' +booze+ witnessing Tipsy Russell + hot lovin' =Sunday in toi-toi
mj
USA - Monday, July 25, 2005 at 11:14:43 (EDT)
I heard your demo. It made me cry.

chong jr
USA - Monday, July 25, 2005 at 11:04:01 (EDT)
hmmmm.... is it just me or does the new guy share the hair of a certain someone?

USA - Monday, July 25, 2005 at 11:01:54 (EDT)
I was a man-about-town saturday night.
Sneak
USA - Monday, July 25, 2005 at 10:52:04 (EDT)
"you guys stink" all time best.
cut you to the bone.
USA - Monday, July 25, 2005 at 10:46:40 (EDT)
Whatever, 'Sammy". Anyway, Lurk field trip to next Fashion Failures show to heckle en masse
mj
USA - Monday, July 25, 2005 at 10:45:17 (EDT)
Kim Gordon has nice tits
Sammy
USA - Monday, July 25, 2005 at 10:43:32 (EDT)
oh, so the little cookin' bitch CAN read rollovers...
mj
USA - Monday, July 25, 2005 at 10:43:03 (EDT)
I think we'll be using Greg Bass...let me call Stumpy, who ,in turn, will call the Living room...please hold for confirmation
chef
USA - Monday, July 25, 2005 at 10:41:00 (EDT)
HI. I saw you guys at jakes on saturday. You were great. Kim Gordon was so hot and nice to me. Can't wait to see you again.
Tammy
USA - Monday, July 25, 2005 at 10:40:21 (EDT)
get below me...no anger this AM...just hostility
chef
USA - Monday, July 25, 2005 at 10:39:56 (EDT)
Only if T-Buc mans the sound. Last show at the LR sounded worse than Joan Jett in an empty hockey rink.
doff
USA - Monday, July 25, 2005 at 10:39:42 (EDT)
if you know how to read rollover dumbass you'd a known I'd said yes you little whore
mj
USA - Monday, July 25, 2005 at 10:39:16 (EDT)
what if I put the Phys in th Shiz
chef
USA - Monday, July 25, 2005 at 10:37:43 (EDT)
Well MJ...yes or no...shit or get off the pot...I gotta get word to the powers that be ASAP....might already be too late (but I pray (to dog) not...
chef
USA - Monday, July 25, 2005 at 10:37:03 (EDT)
Hey Don + MJ, tuesday ok for chong jr?
Chong
USA - Monday, July 25, 2005 at 10:35:53 (EDT)
It's either Metaphysical Graffiti or us, you little bitch. If you pick the Phys over the Sizz I'll be so damn hurt
MJ
USA - Monday, July 25, 2005 at 10:35:49 (EDT)
...actually I dig the new guitar players hair
chef
USA - Monday, July 25, 2005 at 10:35:19 (EDT)
Metaphysical Grafiti said no, we already tried for them...and Crystal Ship...and the Machine...and INXS...so Benny is the next choice...
chef
USA - Monday, July 25, 2005 at 10:34:31 (EDT)
chef, there you are you little bitch. Word is the NN opening slot has been offered to the benny...
mj
USA - Monday, July 25, 2005 at 10:33:27 (EDT)
As for the Gail Greenwood discussion at Denny's, last I heard was that he was working at Avery Piano in the electric instrument department.
mj
USA - Monday, July 25, 2005 at 10:32:14 (EDT)
267000!
chef
USA - Monday, July 25, 2005 at 10:32:14 (EDT)
But dood, then you could play with Metaphysical Grafiti. Totally better than these clowns.
Leeron
USA - Monday, July 25, 2005 at 10:31:31 (EDT)
Yo, MJ....do you dudes want to play with us old guys on August 13th...I think I need an answer today or the Living might put there own choice on the bill...and, frankly, that scare me!
Chef
USA - Monday, July 25, 2005 at 10:30:20 (EDT)
Good morning. wif, kudos tor you for making it out from behind the venetians to grace benny with your sweet sweet poetry. Glad to hear that your malaise may actually be due to food poisoning rather than any true deep feelings of sadness and loss.
MJ
USA - Monday, July 25, 2005 at 10:28:47 (EDT)
being in wahwick for any reason other than passing through on 95 or using the airport is a sell out
sum wahwick hater
USA - Monday, July 25, 2005 at 10:12:10 (EDT)
was that sharing a bit too much?
WiF
USA - Monday, July 25, 2005 at 10:10:20 (EDT)
Isn't denny's part of the consummer machine or something? Jeff ott is a sellout.
Chong
USA - Monday, July 25, 2005 at 09:51:51 (EDT)
I hate you.
everyone that just read W!F's post
USA - Monday, July 25, 2005 at 09:50:36 (EDT)
Last Night, 2am. I am sitting in Denny's in Wahwick with Mr Jeff Ott of Crimpshrine discussing whatever happened to Gail Greenwood.
Liam
USA - Monday, July 25, 2005 at 09:50:31 (EDT)
I didn't think of it till just now, but that bocce-litic quesadilla may have played a part in the nightmares as well as the extreme malaise Saturday morning. Whatever was growing in that frikkin quesadilla was acting as a heavy-handed editor all weekend about what could take up residence in my digestive tract and for how long. First it was everything on the intake end having problems passing muster, then after a respite of mere queasiness Saturday night, the other end came uncorked. And the topper (or would that be bottomer?) came last night when I fotted and it weren't no fot. Nothing like lifting a cheek in the lounge chair and realizing a fraction of a second too late that weren't gas. Can't think of a quicker way to put the humble in a bumble like me than doing the duck-walk in warm soggy drawers.

Of course it occurred to me later that the uncorking coulda been unveiled mid-tipsyism on Saturday. I've decided the most important rule of being on stage is- never eva fot on stage. (unless of course you're Ozzy, in which case you just dump a bucket of water on your head and proceed anyway)

WiF
USA - Monday, July 25, 2005 at 09:32:37 (EDT)
doris, glad you were there representing. After a long night of some of the most fupped duck nightmares I've ever had, most including my mom with cameos by damn near all my dearly departed, I woke up completely defeated and surrendered to the venetians.
WiF
USA - Monday, July 25, 2005 at 09:14:46 (EDT)
I'm the proud owner of not a one-a, not a two-a, but a three-a Myron Floren platters of pure accordion bliss.
WiF
USA - Monday, July 25, 2005 at 09:07:32 (EDT)
hot damn
condi
USA - Sunday, July 24, 2005 at 11:36:26 (EDT)
'Go and get him Saddam's gun,' Condi said. 'You know how he likes to hold it.' Dick went to my desk drawer and took out Saddam's gun. He gave it to me, and it was hot in my hands. Rummy pulled the gun away. 'Do you want him carrying a gun into the press conference?' Rummy said. 'Cant you think any better than he can?' I was hollering and Dick was turning red and then white and the room was tilted. 'You give him that gun back, right this minute,' Condi said. Rummy gave me Saddam s gun back and I held it my hands. It was hot like a horseshoe.
ed
USA - Sunday, July 24, 2005 at 10:55:57 (EDT)
Myron Floren will not be down to polka.
an a one an a two
USA - Sunday, July 24, 2005 at 10:54:37 (EDT)
nice show . prisojn? fuvk im de3ad.
ghostv of chong
USA - Sunday, July 24, 2005 at 02:41:11 (EDT)
is boccilism perhaps a lawn bowling (aka bocce) related malady.
doris
- Saturday, July 23, 2005 at 20:22:37 (EDT)
Hey, someone in this "band" please email me (chefdc1@hotmail.com)...The Nation would be honored if you would play with us on August 13th @ The Living Room...
chef
USA - Saturday, July 23, 2005 at 12:18:05 (EDT)
take a look
spiminatot
USA - Saturday, July 23, 2005 at 09:57:33 (EDT)
Are you sure it wasn't the thought of 2 Benny shows in 8 days wot made you sick?
wiffy
USA - Friday, July 22, 2005 at 17:51:00 (EDT)
I just got an email from one Dr. Edward R. Levine...I crap you negative.
v!c
USA - Friday, July 22, 2005 at 17:22:55 (EDT)

HEY! Did anybody tell y'all yet today?
USA - Friday, July 22, 2005 at 17:01:19 (EDT)
nope, the cafetaria
WiF
USA - Friday, July 22, 2005 at 17:00:05 (EDT)
Please don't tell me it came from Tacqueria Pacifica?
GR
USA - Friday, July 22, 2005 at 16:41:36 (EDT)
My efforts to get my ptomaine quesadilla with boccilism salsa to remain in the vicinity of my digestive tract just failed.
WiF of singed esophagus
USA - Friday, July 22, 2005 at 16:08:48 (EDT)
allow me: Main Entry: iffy Pronunciation: 'i-fE Function: adjective Etymology: 1if : abounding in contingencies or unknown qualities or conditions : UNCERTAIN - iffiness noun
v!c
USA - Friday, July 22, 2005 at 15:40:04 (EDT)
Guess it slipped the Pentagon's mind, but they were supposed to hand over the rest of the Abu Ghraib photos today (and videos in about a month).
WiF
USA - Friday, July 22, 2005 at 15:23:50 (EDT)

John Crowley
USA - Friday, July 22, 2005 at 14:50:22 (EDT)
Rage on, Granny...RAGE ON!

USA - Friday, July 22, 2005 at 14:15:46 (EDT)
Iffy's music is the soundtrack to the perfect party, combining intelligence, funkiness and a little quirkiness too.
sounds a bit iffy
USA - Friday, July 22, 2005 at 14:12:38 (EDT)
Radio Shanty is NOT a non-issue...it's as relevant today as it was 100 years ago!
v!c
USA - Friday, July 22, 2005 at 14:08:45 (EDT)
follow
the yellowcake road
USA - Friday, July 22, 2005 at 14:07:57 (EDT)
"we'll fight them over there so we don't fight them here." Well guess what, bin Laden didn't get the memo.
seafood salad may contain pollack
USA - Friday, July 22, 2005 at 14:07:08 (EDT)
define "iffy"
v!c
USA - Friday, July 22, 2005 at 14:06:21 (EDT)
OK, care to discuss the parallels between Jacob in Genesis and King David in First and Second Samuel? Or an exegesis on the prophet Amos?
WiF
USA - Friday, July 22, 2005 at 13:39:25 (EDT)
Van looking ify for tomoree.
BSTourC
USA - Friday, July 22, 2005 at 12:38:00 (EDT)
WiF, you don't like the same single non-issue discussed endlessly by fat ass morons for 8 hours at a stretch? What are you some kinda poseur? And Chong, I'm trying to help out our co-lurker KOL and all you do is make litterbug jokes. Great. I suppose that'll be on your next basement CD.
doff
USA - Friday, July 22, 2005 at 12:36:24 (EDT)
how about audio emitting device shanty? that's much better
v!c
USA - Friday, July 22, 2005 at 12:30:27 (EDT)
vic thinks the store should be called RADIO FRANK LLOYD WRIGHT HOUSE
mj
USA - Friday, July 22, 2005 at 12:10:23 (EDT)
I dunno...tipsy by 11p?
some dude
USA - Friday, July 22, 2005 at 12:09:14 (EDT)
sad
v!c
USA - Friday, July 22, 2005 at 12:06:03 (EDT)
speaking of toothless inbreds, when be geeg time on the morrow?
tipsy
USA - Friday, July 22, 2005 at 12:05:54 (EDT)
My dad buys a radio about once a month. I think listening to all that sports talk radio makes him drop them.
WiF of radiated gray matter
USA - Friday, July 22, 2005 at 12:04:28 (EDT)
link FYI for some of you lurkers out there
v!c
USA - Friday, July 22, 2005 at 12:02:00 (EDT)
Watch out for big thunderstorms later today if'n you arent on the coast. GR email me.
KOL
USA - Friday, July 22, 2005 at 12:00:29 (EDT)
QOC called her radio the "best purchase she had ever made."
GR
USA - Friday, July 22, 2005 at 11:59:14 (EDT)
...- .. -.-. / .... . .- .-. - ... / ... .--. .. --
WiF
USA - Friday, July 22, 2005 at 11:57:49 (EDT)
you mean your novel-tee? anyway, here's the thing: the word "shack" is part of the name of the store...ok? SHACK! a "shack" is somewhere between a lean-to and filth-ridden hovel; and who buys radios any more, anyway?
v!c
USA - Friday, July 22, 2005 at 11:37:14 (EDT)
shut up doff
mj
USA - Friday, July 22, 2005 at 11:07:27 (EDT)
SPIM Shack?
doff
USA - Friday, July 22, 2005 at 11:06:37 (EDT)
ps-should i wear my dave chabot/rick springfield novelty tee to gig?
mj
USA - Friday, July 22, 2005 at 11:03:41 (EDT)
please call it SPIM
mj
USA - Friday, July 22, 2005 at 11:02:52 (EDT)
your sperm's gone n' got you in hot water now hasn't it chong? ed, you'll be "hearing" from my attorney
v!c
USA - Friday, July 22, 2005 at 10:35:36 (EDT)
Just got my *official* NN e-mail invite from one missing Dexter. should we make a lurk pilgrimage?
GR
USA - Friday, July 22, 2005 at 10:27:18 (EDT)
Your retarded and discarded sperm hasn't helped anybody.
doff
USA - Friday, July 22, 2005 at 10:27:11 (EDT)

GR
USA - Friday, July 22, 2005 at 10:23:58 (EDT)
Thanks for cleaning up my mess don. Am such a litterbug.
Chong
USA - Friday, July 22, 2005 at 10:14:15 (EDT)
Someone in bennysizzler has "wimpy tits"
CHONG
USA - Friday, July 22, 2005 at 10:12:56 (EDT)
Anyone interested in a copy?

I'll trade for one Art Brut, USA - Friday, July 22, 2005 at 10:10:05 (EDT)
I use old condoms I find on swingsets behind local grammer schools as adhesive.
doff
USA - Friday, July 22, 2005 at 10:08:04 (EDT)
-- .--- / .... .- ... / .- / .... .- .. .-. -.-- / ... .--. .. -.. . .-.
.-- .. ..-.
USA - Friday, July 22, 2005 at 09:55:30 (EDT)
Best to pass the buck iffen it ain't yours. For your own future ref, I used to overlap a decent length of the tape to make sure it stayed in parallel then cut across at an angle and you end up with a perfectly matched splice. And we used to rig up our own improvised substitute "block" with just an extra razor. Use a ruler to draw a straight edge, put down a razor on its side straddling the line at an angle, tape down the two ends of the razor allowing for tape to slip under the edge, guide tape under matched to straight line, cut off absolute minimum using razor edge as guide, repeat for other side of tape. We could do that and lose less than an 1/8 of an inch of tape most of the time.
WiF
USA - Friday, July 22, 2005 at 09:52:50 (EDT)
so uhhh.. what's on the tape?
chong
USA - Friday, July 22, 2005 at 09:52:39 (EDT)
And us old school fvcks know that Morse Code Shanty is where it's really at.

-... . -. -. -.-- / ... .. --.. --.. .-.. . .-. / -... --- - .... / ... ..- -.-. -.- ... / .- -. -.. / -... .-.. --- .-- ...

cut and paste to translate the dot dash sh!z ya even getz to hear it

WiF
USA - Friday, July 22, 2005 at 09:41:27 (EDT)
The problem is that this tape does not belong to me and the owner wants it back as he is very proud of this possession. After years of looking, I finally found it but to my dismay the ribbon is broken in the middle.
KOL
USA - Friday, July 22, 2005 at 09:36:29 (EDT)
Do you really wanna drop $10 on splicing tape and $34 on the block for a tape you're going to play just one last time to transfer to digital? Or would you rather use .000001 cents worth of scotch tape left over from last year's xmas gift wrapping?
WiF
USA - Friday, July 22, 2005 at 09:23:05 (EDT)
Radio Hovel splicing tape is of a much higher quality.
Hooverville
USA - Friday, July 22, 2005 at 09:13:55 (EDT)
ed, where's the beef?!
mj
USA - Friday, July 22, 2005 at 09:02:29 (EDT)
ed
USA - Thursday, July 21, 2005 at 21:41:01 (EDT)
RADIO SHACK RADIO SHACK RADIO SHACK
"ed"
USA - Thursday, July 21, 2005 at 19:46:06 (EDT)
bastard vertical spim!
bstc

I loves me some me
Gail Greenwood
USA - Thursday, July 21, 2005 at 18:17:20 (EDT)
Does this "Benny Sizzler" they mention have anything to do with this message board?
Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeron
USA - Thursday, July 21, 2005 at 17:17:06 (EDT)
libel?
webster
USA - Thursday, July 21, 2005 at 17:14:26 (EDT)
ed, if you say "Radio Shack" one more time I will sue your @ss for liable.
v!c
USA - Thursday, July 21, 2005 at 17:12:19 (EDT)
You probably want to first go to Radio Shack and see if they still sell splicing tape. It's thinner, stronger and more pliable than scotch tape, and will cause less damage to the rest of the tape than scotch tape. The biggest problem with splicing a broken tape is making sure the two halves are properly aligned. If there not you're going to end up crumpling up the rest of the tape. SO see if they also still sell splicing blocks. Make sure it's for a cassette tape and not for 1/4" open reel tape. Otherwise, the splicing tape and the block will be too wide. Unfortunately, I don't know if anyone even makes the stuff anymore. 3M got out of magnetic tape years ago. You definitely want to transfer all your stuff over to CD.
ed
USA - Thursday, July 21, 2005 at 16:59:46 (EDT)
Ironically, you need a couple horse pills worth.
some qvack
USA - Thursday, July 21, 2005 at 16:55:25 (EDT)
just gotta love this pic

WiF
USA - Thursday, July 21, 2005 at 16:12:50 (EDT)
I'm all for high dosages of damn near everything BUT saltpeter
WiF of chromosomal damage
USA - Thursday, July 21, 2005 at 15:56:24 (EDT)
I would recommend saltpeter in high dosages.
Doc Vic
USA - Thursday, July 21, 2005 at 15:28:10 (EDT)
So what's the big deal about bestiality? In front of a national audience the right wingers admit to mule loving. nota bene- the GOPers name
Horsley said, "You experiment with anything that moves when you are growing up sexually. You're naive. You know better than that... If it's warm and it's damp and it vibrates you might in fact have sex with it."

WiF of saddle soap
USA - Thursday, July 21, 2005 at 14:19:04 (EDT)
sometimes this guy comes into the library and all he's wearing is a thong. he likes to sit cross-legged on the floor facing the front door. he says he's a yoga teacher. but I don't think so.
GR
USA - Thursday, July 21, 2005 at 14:07:27 (EDT)
reenactment?
hmmm...
USA - Thursday, July 21, 2005 at 14:02:20 (EDT)
Was the horse wearing a thong by any chance?
mj
USA - Thursday, July 21, 2005 at 14:00:03 (EDT)
sorry KOL, but uhm yeah...fucked to death by a horse is one of the more dubious ways to go
v!c
USA - Thursday, July 21, 2005 at 13:49:51 (EDT)
this is key: "He attempted to barricade himself in by holding the door shut, but officers were able to get in and take him into custody," Howe said.
v!c
USA - Thursday, July 21, 2005 at 13:42:51 (EDT)
okay so the bit about the ruptured colon really got me
Colin Powell
USA - Thursday, July 21, 2005 at 13:38:58 (EDT)
not one of you wants to comment on horse-sex farm? What do his parents tell people? 'He died tragically in a farm accident'?
KOL
USA - Thursday, July 21, 2005 at 13:28:09 (EDT)
if chong could, would he suck or would he blow?
mj
USA - Thursday, July 21, 2005 at 13:16:38 (EDT)
Agreed on the scotch fix.
WiF
USA - Thursday, July 21, 2005 at 13:03:02 (EDT)
you'll never get me copper
DOH!
USA - Thursday, July 21, 2005 at 13:01:18 (EDT)
oh but i CAN
chong
USA - Thursday, July 21, 2005 at 12:44:28 (EDT)
If Chong could blow himself, he'd never leave the house!
v!c
USA - Thursday, July 21, 2005 at 12:31:53 (EDT)
ps -if it's early Dames stuff it's worth a shitload
mj
USA - Thursday, July 21, 2005 at 12:15:00 (EDT)
If it's a tape of a chick at all he wouldn't even have one!
mj
USA - Thursday, July 21, 2005 at 12:13:35 (EDT)
only tape one side and give it about ¼" overlap on each side of break. if break's at the very end...dunno. never succeeded with them.
 
- Thursday, July 21, 2005 at 12:11:49 (EDT)
X-acto knife, regular scotch tape -- obviously thinnest gauge you can get. have done million times, worked fine. but transfer that shit to digital if possible...short-term fix. then tell chong to blow himself.
doris
- Thursday, July 21, 2005 at 12:09:49 (EDT)
no. this is a one of a kind tape of a certain band. demos, early recordings, live stuff, live on the radio stuff etc.
KOL
USA - Thursday, July 21, 2005 at 11:58:47 (EDT)
Is it a tape of a chick that liked you?
Chong
USA - Thursday, July 21, 2005 at 11:51:50 (EDT)
I have an extremely rare cassette tape that needs repair. The tape ribbon broke. Anyone have any ideas as to how to proceed? Any places that will do this?
KOL
USA - Thursday, July 21, 2005 at 11:32:55 (EDT)
Let's go Yanks! URI > PC!
doris
- Thursday, July 21, 2005 at 11:13:03 (EDT)
John M Crowley
CROWLEY, JOHN M., 44, of Whitney St. in Providence, died Saturday July 17 of cancer at the Philip Hulitar Hospice Center in Providence.

Born in Providence on July 11, 1961, the son of Elin (Hannigan) Crowley and Stephen Crowley and grandson of the late Gertrude Hannigan, John grew up in Wakefield. He was part owner of Tony's of Bonnet in Narragansett and Rocky Point Pub in Warwick and the former owner of Mama's Metro Cafe in Providence.

Calling hour and memorial service Saturday, July 23 at 10:00 A.M. at Forbes Funeral Home, 28 Columbia St. in Wakefield.

Memorial contributions to the John M. Crowley Scholarship Fund, c/o South Kingstown High School (Attn.: Mr. McCarthy), Columbia St., Wakefield, RI 02879.

WiF more than a few tears
USA - Thursday, July 21, 2005 at 10:32:54 (EDT)
this line is rather comical coming from the apologist for 100,000 dead Iraqis. nota bene- not funny like funny ha ha
"Diplomacy 101 says you don't rough your guests up,"
USA - Thursday, July 21, 2005 at 08:52:57 (EDT)
London
again??
USA - Thursday, July 21, 2005 at 08:48:31 (EDT)
Some dude in Seattle got buttfucked by a horse and died. Apparently he was at a farm where they allowed people to engage in sexual activity with the animals. Like a cult of livestock lovers. WTF!
KOL
USA - Thursday, July 21, 2005 at 08:39:52 (EDT)
happy birthday mister hemingway. you look pretty good for 107.
 
- Thursday, July 21, 2005 at 08:16:11 (EDT)

USA - Wednesday, July 20, 2005 at 22:57:06 (EDT)
bstc
USA - Wednesday, July 20, 2005 at 18:54:30 (EDT)
I'm just glad that whole Iraq thing hasn't turned into civil war.
doff
USA - Wednesday, July 20, 2005 at 17:22:50 (EDT)
Proof of what a BANG up job the murder monkey is doing. He get's credit for the most successful terorist training camp eva.

According to data compiled by the Rand Corp., about three-quarters of all suicide bombings have occurred since the Sept. 11 attacks.
The numbers in Iraq alone are breathtaking: About 400 suicide bombings have shaken Iraq since the U.S. invasion in 2003, and suicide now plays a role in two out of every three insurgent bombings. In May, an estimated 90 suicide bombings were carried out in the war-torn country -- nearly as many as the Israeli government has documented in the conflict with Palestinians since 1993

WiF my explosive personality
USA - Wednesday, July 20, 2005 at 17:11:16 (EDT)
But not according to the Globe.
haw, haw!
USA - Wednesday, July 20, 2005 at 17:00:55 (EDT)
Tedy Bruschi out for the season.
ed
USA - Wednesday, July 20, 2005 at 16:59:44 (EDT)
I know...I remember, she was adorable...and is missed. I cant think of ever losing Irie...I will be as much of a basket case as you...but I do have another younger one (Shiba Inu, name of Sage) that will keep me smiling a few extra years (she's just 3)...
chef
USA - Wednesday, July 20, 2005 at 16:27:12 (EDT)
Benny Sizzler or Joan Jett. Benny Sizzler or Joan Jett. What to do? What to do?
decisions, decisions.
USA - Wednesday, July 20, 2005 at 16:25:38 (EDT)
you know, chef, i had a dog once...
mj
USA - Wednesday, July 20, 2005 at 16:24:32 (EDT)
7 years for a dog=almost as old as mj.
chef
USA - Wednesday, July 20, 2005 at 16:22:19 (EDT)
Today is my dog's (Norwegian Elkhound, name of Irie)birthday...she is 7 years old...and wonderful.
chef
USA - Wednesday, July 20, 2005 at 16:21:41 (EDT)
get below me
The fan
USA - Wednesday, July 20, 2005 at 15:58:41 (EDT)
so does the fan suck or blow?
WiF
USA - Wednesday, July 20, 2005 at 15:52:12 (EDT)
Happy 26th anniversary to Neil and Buzz. After a look at that jalopy, I wouldn't ride it cross country let alone to the moon.
check the warped panels up top
Buzz buzz full panarama w/sound
google moon zoom nota bene- be sure to zoom in all the way

WiF
USA - Wednesday, July 20, 2005 at 15:45:34 (EDT)
so i take a fucking rare rare free moment away from the meat to go and buy a fucking fan to air my hairy armpits out in front of. Just my luck, a husky mix is tied to a metal pole, in the sun, on the edge of the parking lot. I pat him. He is nice. has a tag. I go in the store, ask inside, they know who owns him but not much else. i tell them of his plight in the 100 degree heat with no water. i buy my fucking white trash fan. i come out. still there. i run home to get water and bowl. i come back, it's going on an hour now that this dude is boiling his brains in the sun. i go in every other damn store looking for caregiver. they all know her but no one knows where she is. then i worry that she has been killed in Marshalls. i sit with him. trying to move him into the shade of a scrubby weed. go back inside another store to find owner, come out, he is gone. hopefully his owner got him and not some pit bull fighting dude looking for fight bait. good news is that a lot of people were concerned, and many came over with water.
mj
USA - Wednesday, July 20, 2005 at 15:45:29 (EDT)
standby for crap removal
bstc
USA - Wednesday, July 20, 2005 at 15:37:01 (EDT)
The band formerly represented as Benny Sizzler's T-Shirts will be at the Living Room on August 13th
chef
USA - Wednesday, July 20, 2005 at 14:38:49 (EDT)

S.N.E.A.K.
USA - Wednesday, July 20, 2005 at 14:10:19 (EDT)

Sparkling New Enema Asshole Kleaner
USA - Wednesday, July 20, 2005 at 14:09:34 (EDT)
for briefs

USA - Wednesday, July 20, 2005 at 14:07:30 (EDT)
for mj

USA - Wednesday, July 20, 2005 at 14:06:25 (EDT)
Don't fuck up my jugs!
Tits McGee
USA - Wednesday, July 20, 2005 at 13:40:48 (EDT)
Victor thanx for the warning but I must implore to you that under no circumstances should you encrouch upon my buzz in any way shape or format what so ever!
muddy Briefs
USA - Wednesday, July 20, 2005 at 13:39:28 (EDT)
it's funny how whenever you hags wanna punchline for your gluteal wartpads/fungoff products/shriveled tit/general old age jokes mj always makes it in there somewhere
mj
USA - Wednesday, July 20, 2005 at 13:02:44 (EDT)
she looks damn happy for someone wearing intra-gluteal wart pads
pinch between the cheeks
USA - Wednesday, July 20, 2005 at 12:39:53 (EDT)
fine print- If it burns when you go call Uncle Feely
hunka burning love
USA - Wednesday, July 20, 2005 at 12:38:01 (EDT)
a few products to reduce the slathering of the spider bait

nota bene- the fug off brand name

WiF
USA - Wednesday, July 20, 2005 at 12:36:04 (EDT)
PS- to quote T.O., "I loves me some me"
mj
USA - Wednesday, July 20, 2005 at 12:28:26 (EDT)
and again, speaking of my secret love spider, ed, no go on the taco droppings today
mj
USA - Wednesday, July 20, 2005 at 12:22:21 (EDT)
oddly, slathered yields this sizz reference

WiF
USA - Wednesday, July 20, 2005 at 12:21:56 (EDT)
Anybody up from some good ole fashioned sheetrock bashing and concrete rubble hauling?
mj
USA - Wednesday, July 20, 2005 at 12:21:35 (EDT)
Speaking of my secret love spider, this weekend, immediately following geeg, rocknrollcontrolcenter=ground zero
mj
USA - Wednesday, July 20, 2005 at 12:20:19 (EDT)
one hot freakin' ticket

USA - Wednesday, July 20, 2005 at 12:16:49 (EDT)
Was Muddy in this movie?

GR
USA - Wednesday, July 20, 2005 at 12:12:35 (EDT)
the only secret prison on MJ's person is slathered in spider bait
v!c
USA - Wednesday, July 20, 2005 at 12:10:45 (EDT)
Scotty will not be beamed up for breakfast this morning.
Leeron
USA - Wednesday, July 20, 2005 at 12:03:17 (EDT)
I know it's not May Briefs, but the concept's the same. v!c

USA - Wednesday, July 20, 2005 at 11:25:15 (EDT)
Speaking of secret prisons...I believe there is a secret prison inside MJ's heart. And you want to know who holds the key?
Chong
USA - Wednesday, July 20, 2005 at 11:24:11 (EDT)
Bloody knockles! Cocky Cockles!
Killgore Trout
USA - Wednesday, July 20, 2005 at 10:54:22 (EDT)
Here come da "Coat Hanger" Roberts sh!z. And so far it looks like the dems are going to do their usual imitation of jellyfish spines.

"President Bush has never in his life nominated somebody to the court who did not have a history of obedience to the Bush family. Not one time. For President Bush, a nomination is a reward not an accomplishment.

What is John Roberts being rewarded for? In what way has John Roberts played "Mr. Obedience" to President Bush?

Two issues come to mind:
SECRET PRISONS: John Roberts supported and gave legal legitimacy to Donald Rumsfeld's legal battle to hold prisoners in Cuba with a secret process.

ANTI-EQUALITY TERRORISTS: John Roberts has a history of arguing in favor of the rights of terrorist groups that attacked doctors and women at medical clinics."

WiF my back alley
USA - Wednesday, July 20, 2005 at 10:05:03 (EDT)
just a reminder: 1:05 start
Truppiano
- Wednesday, July 20, 2005 at 07:38:44 (EDT)
today the incredibly deceased biggie small pitches for the yankees. not to mention melky of magnesia cabrera starting daily. how many hours before they can acquire embree?

briefs there's some extremely kick-ass fishin' to be had out there. jealous. just keep a heads-up for bears. they eat a lot i hear.

doris
- Wednesday, July 20, 2005 at 07:27:28 (EDT)
mj: hilarity ensued.
ed
USA - Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 19:51:48 (EDT)
If MJ makes it up early to Providence that night I'll shove an eggplant up my @ss.
v!c
USA - Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 18:56:38 (EDT)
don't you have a show that evening?
GR
USA - Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 18:35:53 (EDT)
the eggplant's goin up yer ass!
mj
USA - Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 18:01:43 (EDT)
tomato plants AND one eggplant plant
v!c
USA - Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 17:59:16 (EDT)
blimey
spammy ramirez
USA - Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 17:59:04 (EDT)
hey GR, count me on the taco droppings party
mj
USA - Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 17:56:25 (EDT)
hey vic, i gots some tomato plants going in the dirt tonight with your name on 'em
mj
USA - Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 17:55:39 (EDT)
Hey Ed, how did the Dames make out showing the That'll Learn Ya's their tits in today's rerun?
mj
USA - Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 17:54:53 (EDT)
Hey Briefs, adult diaper changing come with that trip to Minnesota...?
mj
USA - Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 17:53:37 (EDT)
I'd prefer a video tape of Farrell getting hit by a city bus.
v!c
USA - Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 17:50:39 (EDT)
Yes, flipping could get trippin real soon. But flipping Mueller is what scares me most.
doff
USA - Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 17:33:16 (EDT)
Farrell's even stupider than I thought he was if he really thought taht Narin wasn't going to use the tape to make money or advance her career.
ed
USA - Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 16:53:53 (EDT)
Is there a better job anywhere than warden at a Women's Correctional Facility?
ed
USA - Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 16:51:01 (EDT)
truth in labeling

USA - Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 16:31:50 (EDT)
I've always been a 100% BS.
WiF- the other off-color rather pale gray meat
USA - Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 16:25:11 (EDT)

Wif grew the beard, determined to start a new, anonymous life out of the spotlight he had one so feverishly sought!
Undercover of the Night
USA - Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 16:15:11 (EDT)


so they found a way to make spam even more annoying
curse the towering vertical spam
USA - Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 16:14:31 (EDT)
the literal string bikini
WiF
USA - Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 16:12:25 (EDT)
that's got to be THE smallest bikini coverage EVA
v!c
USA - Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 15:24:13 (EDT)
Hey Briefs, try not to Fuck Up My Buzz.
Rod Driver
USA - Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 15:22:59 (EDT)
yeah whatever. and the belly button also is superior, again one word-
women
USA - Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 15:18:03 (EDT)
KOL I will be fishing in Minnesota this weekend tell Sean I said Don't Fuck Up!
Muddy Briefs
USA - Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 15:14:52 (EDT)
Hey muddy- Sean is playing bass for us saturday night. Come say hi.
KOL
USA - Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 15:13:11 (EDT)
Sounds like someone has a bad case of the Tuesdays.
GR
USA - Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 14:52:15 (EDT)
Men sucking at sports to the point that they allow women to play is not an advancement in civivlization it is a regression! It's this mamsy pamsy culture that leads to bad rock music and lame, untrustable, "yeah whatever" types of people.
muddy Briefs
USA - Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 14:46:37 (EDT)
Just because it's speculated doesn't make it so.
v!c
USA - Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 14:45:50 (EDT)
Way ahead of ya on the Clement sh!z. Doesn't look too bad actually. The only case that struck me as rather despicable was Vogler v. Blackmore (3rd one down). You would think even a republican would value your average 3 year-old at a book value better than $15,000. Also she's on record as pro-choice.
WiF
USA - Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 14:40:36 (EDT)
Hey Muddy don't worry, I'm with you. Baseball is the belly button of America. Straighten it out, and the country will follow.
Sneak
USA - Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 14:36:42 (EDT)
President Bush has decided on his nominee to succeed Supreme Court Justice Sandra Day O'Connor and will make his announcement at 9 p.m. ET today. Bush's spokesman would not identify the president's choice. But there was intense speculation that it would be Judge Edith Clement of the U.S. Court of Appeals in New Orleans.
the latest
USA - Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 14:28:15 (EDT)
sheesh, a guy gets a paying geeg for just a part of a tour and the fangs come out. I got just one word to describe the reason kickball is better-
women
USA - Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 14:27:29 (EDT)
Well, the truck part wouldn't actually be there. Just the taco part.
GR
USA - Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 14:25:30 (EDT)
I'll bet those dropping are your favorite parts.
MB
USA - Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 14:25:09 (EDT)
There already is a running taco truck. But there is always the possibility they might need a taco truck lackey to scrape up the burrito jizz off the floor of the truck at the end of the night.
WiF
USA - Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 14:23:29 (EDT)
oh Briefs

USA - Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 14:22:29 (EDT)
Kickball is for nerds with no competative streak who are to afraid to play baseball. I will take that kickball and take off one of those artsy, nerdy, rent dodging, west side mother fuckers heads off!
Muddy Briefs
USA - Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 13:56:20 (EDT)
if a running functioning taco truck is involved, I'm in
v!c
USA - Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 13:40:06 (EDT)
And I had a very winey beautiful morning--or was that vodka? You are all invited (pre-geegs) to the Defecateur of Doom for the mid-season kickball BBQ on Sat. QOC sez "I have to save rock and roll in Providence." Anyone innerested in investing see me. Plans call for two rooms, taco truck, alcohol, and rock. Now we just need a place.
GR
USA - Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 13:26:51 (EDT)
Hi...are you guys in a band?
GR
USA - Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 13:23:30 (EDT)
yo doff, on the flipping tip. And Providence is the only small city to make the list
sum bubble burster
USA - Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 12:45:26 (EDT)
this is my best girl -unc v!c

USA - Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 12:30:24 (EDT)
And v!c, I'll have you know I searched high and low for pics of her that would make it past the company filter.
WiF
USA - Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 12:26:49 (EDT)
If you're gonna get killed that's the way I wanna go. Check her full spread from a certain men's magazine with excellent articles. Now exactly what kind of damage does film of you in the sack with a centerfold do?
WiF of moistened snake skin boots
USA - Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 12:24:53 (EDT)
videotape has again killed the movie star
v!c
USA - Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 11:57:26 (EDT)
lots of hot chicks, not one of which will tend a bar
v!c
USA - Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 11:55:14 (EDT)
I've gotten in just as much trouble with a pair of 42 double D's as a pair of double A's.
WiF
USA - Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 11:42:47 (EDT)
double A's will get you in plent trouble, trust me
mj
USA - Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 11:30:25 (EDT)
My GOD it's another one of V!C's HOT CHIX!


Chong
USA - Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 10:56:59 (EDT)
Can't stop V!C's HOT CHIX!


Chong
USA - Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 10:49:38 (EDT)
Is there no end to V!C's HOT CHIX


Chong
USA - Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 10:47:56 (EDT)
More of V!C's HOT CHIX


Chong
USA - Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 10:47:09 (EDT)
V!C's idea of HOT CHIX


Chong
USA - Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 10:46:01 (EDT)
The case involves former employees at the Valley State Prison for Women in Chowchilla who complained about then-warden Lewis Kuykendall, who was sexually involved with at least three women at the same time.
veek
USA - Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 10:44:56 (EDT)
fill it to the rim! with Hot Chix...
v!c
USA - Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 10:40:28 (EDT)
oooh I do. The coffee would stop pouring and then the hand would gesture to the person pouring it as if to say "keep it coming". Fill it to the rim! With CHONG!
Chong
USA - Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 10:33:41 (EDT)
any of you hags remember this quote: fill it to the rim! with Brim...
v!c
USA - Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 10:30:55 (EDT)
On Faux news last night the idiots used footage of Falwell when announcing Westmoreland's breakfast plans. And I mean a good half a minute of footage, meaning nobody watching the monitors had a clue who Westmoreland was. Do you think maybe their staff spent more time learning make-up tips than learning history?
WiF
USA - Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 09:58:47 (EDT)
"yo yo yo, dis plane is da bomb yo!"
Chong
USA - Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 09:57:20 (EDT)
"Bomb, bomb, bomb ... meet the parents"
v!c
USA - Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 09:44:08 (EDT)
the hotter the better?
v!c
USA - Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 09:41:09 (EDT)
SOMEBODY around here has a myspace account FILLED TO THE BRIM with hot chix.
Chong
USA - Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 09:26:00 (EDT)
Billy will NOT be down for chow in the mess tent.

USA - Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 09:22:15 (EDT)
farfignuggen
v!c
USA - Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 09:21:02 (EDT)

BeeBong
USA - Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 08:38:51 (EDT)
WtF, the Athenaeum just gave 'em the bird.
doris olerud
- Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 07:25:08 (EDT)
I was going to take some pictures at the Benny show but my camera was out of double A's. How was I supposed to know MJ was going to bring some with her.
Chong
USA - Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 07:05:13 (EDT)
Tomorrow on Citibeat - The Dames offer to let the boys in That'll Learn Ya feel their breasts. Hilarity ensues. (rerun)
ed
USA - Monday, July 18, 2005 at 21:02:32 (EDT)
this lurk is fooched. good day.
v!c
USA - Monday, July 18, 2005 at 19:55:12 (EDT)
I wouldn't treat my pin cushion that way
WiF
USA - Monday, July 18, 2005 at 17:33:30 (EDT)
"free beer, free food, girls and a good time for nothing"
the birth of a criminal mind
USA - Monday, July 18, 2005 at 17:31:51 (EDT)
wif tryin' to be all hip and shit blimy

USA - Monday, July 18, 2005 at 17:31:33 (EDT)
wif tryin' to be all hip and shit
"img src="http://blog.dairytwist.org/images/blog/image001.jpg">
USA - Monday, July 18, 2005 at 17:31:07 (EDT)
Let's hope he gets raped every night in prison.
ed
USA - Monday, July 18, 2005 at 17:30:22 (EDT)
panda
tries to take it on the lamb
USA - Monday, July 18, 2005 at 16:10:19 (EDT)
An obvious forgery, I'd never be caught dead in a red skirt without shoes to match
WiF
USA - Monday, July 18, 2005 at 16:09:52 (EDT)
Wif as Tipsy Russell.

USA - Monday, July 18, 2005 at 15:55:45 (EDT)
retread that
v!c gussied up for geeg
USA - Monday, July 18, 2005 at 15:44:01 (EDT)
v!c

">v!c gussied up for geeg
USA - Monday, July 18, 2005 at 15:42:37 (EDT)
the mj response to that picture has got uncle v!c in stitches
v!c
USA - Monday, July 18, 2005 at 15:36:05 (EDT)
oooh I know, I know
a rather complex sorta longpig
USA - Monday, July 18, 2005 at 15:35:36 (EDT)
one guess. song. radio. right. now.
v!c
USA - Monday, July 18, 2005 at 15:34:08 (EDT)
what the fuck
mj
USA - Monday, July 18, 2005 at 15:27:04 (EDT)
WiF

USA - Monday, July 18, 2005 at 14:37:50 (EDT)
v!c, I'll just hand out your snapshot as a pre-set sight gag.
tipsy
USA - Monday, July 18, 2005 at 14:03:14 (EDT)
I really was thinking of adding more houseware sh!z. remember the "everything at yardsales are sex toys"? But in the interests of "less text" the houseware sex aids remained at home.
tipsy
USA - Monday, July 18, 2005 at 14:00:20 (EDT)
Tipsy, please hand out written transcripts of pre-set gags to audience beforehand. And MJ...
v!c
USA - Monday, July 18, 2005 at 13:13:43 (EDT)
ps- missed GR at the concit. She brings the rack
mj
USA - Monday, July 18, 2005 at 13:06:33 (EDT)
ps- I apologise for anything I might NOT have said to anyone that night
mj
USA - Monday, July 18, 2005 at 12:53:57 (EDT)
Tipsy, funny, I didn't notice the housewares theme. That's weird. I mean, you had both a fan AND venetian blinds . I must be DENSE
mj
USA - Monday, July 18, 2005 at 12:52:59 (EDT)
Vic I see you made it home okay, but please don't ever call my house again inquiring whether I made it home okay too
mj
USA - Monday, July 18, 2005 at 12:51:46 (EDT)
May have been 4 songs too long, but it DID both suck and blow. Hey, did anybody note the housewares theme of my intro, venetian blinds sight gag and the stand fan/column fan tipsyism?
Tipsy
USA - Monday, July 18, 2005 at 12:43:33 (EDT)
shoulda played longer.
KOL
USA - Monday, July 18, 2005 at 12:17:48 (EDT)
the set was about 4 songs and 30 miles each way too long
v!c
USA - Monday, July 18, 2005 at 12:13:15 (EDT)
Oh yea. Was that set about 4 songs too long? I think all that new material confused the masses.
doff
USA - Monday, July 18, 2005 at 11:52:41 (EDT)
Yea, I'm the one who said the Yankees were dead. Randy Johnson - dead too. So sue me.
doff
USA - Monday, July 18, 2005 at 11:51:02 (EDT)
Hey Don, I didn't really try to buy you a beer. I just felt bad when I didn't. And then you bought me one. Sucker.
Chong
USA - Monday, July 18, 2005 at 11:47:03 (EDT)
check out who Rove's lawyer is.
yada
yada yada

WiF
USA - Monday, July 18, 2005 at 11:35:09 (EDT)
Knock knock

Who's there?

Control freak (adding quickly) Now you say control freak who?
(hilarity ensues)

Tipsy opener
USA - Monday, July 18, 2005 at 11:22:17 (EDT)
"A lot of us were on our knees, praying." & "God was showing his strength."
Tenacious V.
USA - Monday, July 18, 2005 at 11:19:21 (EDT)
Tipsy, nice curtains. KOL, fine solo appearance. Ed, you owe everyone another apology. And chong. Chong chong chong chong chong. You should FLEX a little more.
v!c
USA - Monday, July 18, 2005 at 10:56:16 (EDT)
Well, he IS standing up now so yeah, I guess so.
Chong
USA - Monday, July 18, 2005 at 10:55:33 (EDT)
Hey Chong I got a copy of The Art of War for 50 cents on saturday. You think Chong JR is ready for its ancient teachings?
Sneak
USA - Monday, July 18, 2005 at 10:52:36 (EDT)
Chong Jr turn one american year old on 31st. Cash donations can be made to Chong.
Chong
USA - Monday, July 18, 2005 at 10:45:18 (EDT)
wha happened? wher'd dem lurks go? i had some real pearls buried in there. Wif, your venetians were a kind tribute. Please post a /transcription/translation of your performance here.
mj
USA - Monday, July 18, 2005 at 10:22:54 (EDT)
thanx for the beer. more rock, less country.
Sneak
USA - Monday, July 18, 2005 at 10:13:19 (EDT)
And you did a fine job of giving those curtains a proper upbringing.
Manager- The Venetian Adoption Agency
USA - Monday, July 18, 2005 at 10:07:41 (EDT)
all I see is blackness and a little red x box. guess it is just like a benny geeg
WiF
USA - Monday, July 18, 2005 at 10:02:36 (EDT)
I had to raise those curtains.
v!c
USA - Monday, July 18, 2005 at 10:01:59 (EDT)
this reminds me of a Benny Sizzler show...enjoy!
v!c
USA - Monday, July 18, 2005 at 09:53:20 (EDT)
So am I ever allowed to use sight gags again?
Tipsy
USA - Monday, July 18, 2005 at 09:46:23 (EDT)
Looks like the damn terrorists dun wiped a week's worth-o-gems.
Capt Obvious
USA - Monday, July 18, 2005 at 09:45:15 (EDT)
SEE!, well do you! I'm never leaving the house again. I go to a gig and we lose 5 precious precious lurk days. Gone forever. I hope you all are happy.
BSTC
USA - Monday, July 18, 2005 at 09:44:31 (EDT)
this lurk is a freakin' mess
v!c
USA - Monday, July 18, 2005 at 09:35:44 (EDT)
I apologise to everyone for everything I said last night.
ed
USA - Sunday, July 17, 2005 at 13:56:00 (EDT)