LURK

hot granny sex.
ed
USA - Tuesday, July 12, 2005 at 21:34:28 (EDT)
There will be no investigation into Rove/Novak/whoever else as Frist and DeLay have effectively shut down the respective ethics committees, and have absolutely no intention of probing into White House affairs. Bush will continue to ignore it all until the public's limited attention span turns to other issues, like the Supreme Court nominee, or Tom and Katie's nuptuals, or who is going to win Rock Star INXS. Short of the Democrats somehow figuring out a way to retake Congress in November 2006, nothing is going to happen on the Rove front.
ed
USA - Tuesday, July 12, 2005 at 21:33:01 (EDT)
see you & Martha @ HQ circa the anointed time
v!c
USA - Tuesday, July 12, 2005 at 19:00:46 (EDT)
how about, "he balled when he lernt he was fired!"
mj
USA - Tuesday, July 12, 2005 at 18:34:49 (EDT)
someone just gave me a pair of johnny damon pumas limited to 250 pairs. ebay here we come
chong
USA - Tuesday, July 12, 2005 at 17:05:36 (EDT)
....but that the ball is still in his court?

- Tuesday, July 12, 2005 at 16:58:40 (EDT)
...and that if he did it again he'd be sacked?

- Tuesday, July 12, 2005 at 16:57:48 (EDT)
Might it be said that you bagged him, King of Lurk?
doris
- Tuesday, July 12, 2005 at 16:57:22 (EDT)
Hey! I'm looking to get my balls pumped, any suggestions?
El Scroto
USA - Tuesday, July 12, 2005 at 16:49:22 (EDT)
ewww, just looked up ball pumping. KOL, I hate to make you more uncomfortable, but if the dude is into ball pumping he probably enjoyed being disciplined by you, in particular, being disciplined by a guy.
leave my scrotus out of this
USA - Tuesday, July 12, 2005 at 16:47:25 (EDT)
key words? former coworker
v!c
USA - Tuesday, July 12, 2005 at 16:46:08 (EDT)
listen and listen good - I had to pretty much verbally discipline a former coworker for FREQUENTLY looking up 'ball pumping' websites at work. Twas a delicate and unfun conversation about responsible net usage at work.
KOL
USA - Tuesday, July 12, 2005 at 16:28:21 (EDT)
SCROTE to the MAX!
Sandy
USA - Tuesday, July 12, 2005 at 16:19:46 (EDT)
to have the biggest scrotal sac or to be the biggest scrotal sac...THAT is the question
v!c
USA - Tuesday, July 12, 2005 at 16:09:47 (EDT)
v!c est la SCROTUS MAXIMUS
not v!c
USA - Tuesday, July 12, 2005 at 16:05:12 (EDT)
vive la SCROTUS!
SCROTUS
USA - Tuesday, July 12, 2005 at 16:03:27 (EDT)
Stickage percentage is always in doubt when it comes to the greased-pig Rove. Key is to hammer them that TWO WH sources committed the same crime whoever they are. The WH press lapdogs actually have pretended to be reporters for two days in a row now. Yesterday's question count on Rove during the two briefings was 61!! The basic question being was bush lying when he said he'd fire anybody that outed an agent. And I just did a quick count of today's briefing and it was 40 some odd. And again, acting like real reporters. I love this little exchange...

Q But they're news reports that have been confirmed by Karl Rove's attorney, Scott.

MR. McCLELLAN: John, you can keep jumping in, but I'm going to try to keep going to other people in this room, as well. And we can have constructive dialogue here, I think, but that's not the way to do it.

Q It's not my job to have a constructive dialogue, Scott. Sorry.

I say watch for the SCOTUS nominee to be named early if the heat keeps getting turned up.
WiF of spinal fluid detected
USA - Tuesday, July 12, 2005 at 15:45:05 (EDT)
No-- Sneak has G!G on Saturday July 23 featuring the amazing bass fill-in sounds of the amazing Sean Brown of Waterdog!
Sneak
USA - Tuesday, July 12, 2005 at 15:36:01 (EDT)
fucking sneak, i have to take my shirt off doen town hall so no allstars for me. hey i thought you had a geeg yerself Sat night
mj
USA - Tuesday, July 12, 2005 at 15:32:22 (EDT)
Vive la rendevous avec anus!
Sneak
USA - Tuesday, July 12, 2005 at 15:15:13 (EDT)
oh yeah, well I had a web gem
mj
USA - Tuesday, July 12, 2005 at 14:30:36 (EDT)
"I played a little small ball this morning."
Stool Report
USA - Tuesday, July 12, 2005 at 14:03:25 (EDT)
I feel like total bunch crap for writing that.
v!c
USA - Tuesday, July 12, 2005 at 14:03:14 (EDT)
your all full bunch crap
mj
USA - Tuesday, July 12, 2005 at 13:26:46 (EDT)
What's the stickage percentile on this one WiF?
doff
USA - Tuesday, July 12, 2005 at 13:09:27 (EDT)
Oops, looks like the WH withheld the double super secret e-mail when they were ordered to turn over ALL communications between the WH and the 3 reporters. nota bene the key phrase-

"The e-mail is now in the hands of federal prosecutors"

Can you say obstruction of justice charges boys and girls?
WiF of blood in the water
USA - Tuesday, July 12, 2005 at 12:26:12 (EDT)
maybe I should take a BUNCHA more English courses
v!c
USA - Tuesday, July 12, 2005 at 11:55:08 (EDT)
I can still fling them over my shoulder and walk down the street proudly with the rest of 'em
Old Lady Schroeder
USA - Tuesday, July 12, 2005 at 11:41:03 (EDT)
Old Lady Schroeder update..... is it still an UPdate when they hang that low?
WiF of moth balls
USA - Tuesday, July 12, 2005 at 11:12:02 (EDT)
crap talk vs. crap music = that's entertainment
p weller
USA - Tuesday, July 12, 2005 at 11:00:39 (EDT)
ed, are you talk radio or do you play a bunch crap music?
v!c
USA - Tuesday, July 12, 2005 at 10:51:07 (EDT)
ed
USA - Monday, July 11, 2005 at 21:05:44 (EDT)
Tomorrow on Citibeat, we'll try to figure out how much you have to donate to Steven Laffey's re-election fund to get him to send a DPW crew out to sweep the Cranston portion of the RI Bike Path.
ed
USA - Monday, July 11, 2005 at 21:05:10 (EDT)
Karl Rove is officially on double secret probation.
Dean Wormer
USA - Monday, July 11, 2005 at 21:03:16 (EDT)
there! fixed using super duper secret decoder pen and magic glow mystery helmet!
bstc
USA - Monday, July 11, 2005 at 18:12:10 (EDT)
do we have a Camden Yards report from Doffenschloss?
v!c
USA - Monday, July 11, 2005 at 18:08:00 (EDT)
de-spam my hairy spider eyes
v!c
USA - Monday, July 11, 2005 at 18:02:12 (EDT)
can't the good captain go away for one day to attend memorial service of a loved one without the fucking spam eating away at the sanctity of the lurk for one goddamned mother fucking day? Aww shit. Hold your lurks while despamming takes place
bstc
USA - Monday, July 11, 2005 at 17:21:33 (EDT)
File under- this is so fvcked up I wish I made it up.

OK lurkers, I gotta swear each and every one of you to quadruple-ultra-super-duper-secret security measures for you to read this. (I CANNOT believe an adult outside the lurk said this)

"Spoke to Rove on double super secret background for about two mins before he went on vacation ..."
WiF my quintuple-super-fantabulous-mega-duper-secret....
USA - Monday, July 11, 2005 at 17:19:58 (EDT)
I felt the same sadness v!c
WiF
USA - Monday, July 11, 2005 at 17:14:52 (EDT)
I heard it and simply turned the radio to the "OFF" position.
v!c
USA - Monday, July 11, 2005 at 16:48:03 (EDT)
it's sad but I was actually hoping there was a whack-a-Rove video game
v!c
USA - Monday, July 11, 2005 at 16:10:46 (EDT)
would you believe
they're playing v!c's song?
USA - Monday, July 11, 2005 at 16:10:17 (EDT)
And don't miss your chance to enter...
rove should gitmo not less
USA - Monday, July 11, 2005 at 15:56:06 (EDT)
Funny you should post the Alfred E Bush pic...

"I sometimes feel that Alfred E. Neuman is in charge in Washington,"
WiF of payback for Rove's comments
USA - Monday, July 11, 2005 at 15:52:32 (EDT)

- Monday, July 11, 2005 at 15:15:43 (EDT)

USA - Monday, July 11, 2005 at 14:58:04 (EDT)
and pictorial redux with less text for mj

WiF
USA - Monday, July 11, 2005 at 12:54:02 (EDT)
ridiculous amount of sh!z on the plame game
took me two hours to get through the basics
USA - Monday, July 11, 2005 at 12:51:19 (EDT)
They might not get the greased-pig Rove, but Novak admitted two high-level White House sources gave him Plames name and the "knowingly" or "intentionally" sh!z don't mean a hill-o-beans to the Espionage Act. Beauty of it is, is that Raygun used the very same law to convict a reporter of using ancient Soviet carrier photos that were technically still classified even though other photos were in the public domain.

(d) Whoever, lawfully having possession of, access to, control over, or being entrusted with any document, writing, code book, signal book, sketch, photograph, photographic negative, blueprint, plan, map, model, instrument, appliance, or note relating to the national defense, or information relating to the national defense which information the possessor has reason to believe could be used to the injury of the United States or to the advantage of any foreign nation, willfully communicates, delivers, transmits or causes to be communicated, delivered, or transmitted or attempts to communicate, deliver, transmit or cause to be communicated, delivered or transmitted the same to any person not entitled to receive it, or willfully retains the same and fails to deliver it on demand to the officer or employee of the United States entitled to receive it; or
WiF of the plame game
USA - Monday, July 11, 2005 at 12:50:06 (EDT)
two bees in a bucket mother mother fuck it
v!c
USA - Monday, July 11, 2005 at 12:09:07 (EDT)
Looks like we'll have to shut this here guestbook down for excessive spam! Prepare to disengage from your laptops.
Spam Police
USA - Monday, July 11, 2005 at 11:47:46 (EDT)
mj, I feel compelled...
oh fvck it
USA - Monday, July 11, 2005 at 11:40:13 (EDT)
Slut!
GR
USA - Monday, July 11, 2005 at 10:46:26 (EDT)
Hi everyone. I will be by my lonesome at the jake's show saturday so feel free to caress me tenderly or buy me a drink.
KOL
USA - Monday, July 11, 2005 at 09:51:50 (EDT)
good bloody lord sir!
bstc
USA - Monday, July 11, 2005 at 09:39:36 (EDT)
mj, it's your lack of watching free livesexcollegegirlpornadultchatnakedgay webcams that is causing all them there catastrophic colonic contortions. Somehow I just know it.
WiF my subliminal zombiewoof
USA - Monday, July 11, 2005 at 09:37:25 (EDT)
Mister Collins, am officially wicked fucking nervoose. What is your prediction. Are you sticking with your win total. Sure wish it wasn't Mussina Thursday. Regards, Nomar
doris
- Monday, July 11, 2005 at 07:39:23 (EDT)
blow
me spam
USA - Saturday, July 09, 2005 at 23:49:19 (EDT)
or, why i stopped worrying and learned to love censorship. heinous crimes, courtesy profiteering GOP. support our corporations indeed. we make "frickin albania" look progressive.
doris
- Saturday, July 09, 2005 at 08:08:44 (EDT)
Anal discomfort may be caused by inserting tampon into wrong opening.
ed
USA - Friday, July 08, 2005 at 22:34:26 (EDT)
imagine THIS
mj
USA - Friday, July 08, 2005 at 17:35:17 (EDT)
GR check email s'il te plait
Sneak
USA - Friday, July 08, 2005 at 17:26:19 (EDT)
no no no you're only imagining that anal discomfort
v!c
USA - Friday, July 08, 2005 at 17:13:21 (EDT)
thanks for the subliminal diagnosis
mj
USA - Friday, July 08, 2005 at 17:09:07 (EDT)
For some strange reason I feel compelled to suggest your friend's back pain and abdominal discomfort would be cured by some online texas hold'em
WiF
USA - Friday, July 08, 2005 at 17:02:25 (EDT)
ps-if only my "friend" needed some of that pity...
mj
USA - Friday, July 08, 2005 at 16:25:57 (EDT)
lower back pain for 2 months with bloating and general abdominal discomfort
mj
USA - Friday, July 08, 2005 at 16:25:05 (EDT)
I disgrace toilet so bad that...

USA - Friday, July 08, 2005 at 16:19:39 (EDT)
What do you call the folks in the Sizz when their panties get in a bind?
now where did that punchline go?
USA - Friday, July 08, 2005 at 15:37:55 (EDT)
what a buncha BS
v!c
USA - Friday, July 08, 2005 at 15:35:11 (EDT)
believe I still got that 12" laying about someplace
WiF
USA - Friday, July 08, 2005 at 14:23:14 (EDT)
I have already converted both long and short versions of Jump to mp3.
ed
USA - Friday, July 08, 2005 at 14:15:58 (EDT)
great American pastime becomes past tense
nappy dugout dun got shaved
USA - Friday, July 08, 2005 at 13:18:17 (EDT)
curse
the red x
USA - Friday, July 08, 2005 at 13:00:33 (EDT)
no that WON'T do. But this is closer (bonus- YF doodoo commentary)

USA - Friday, July 08, 2005 at 12:59:11 (EDT)
will this do?

USA - Friday, July 08, 2005 at 12:37:28 (EDT)
searched for pic of Gene Wilder with bottle of woolite....
nothing
USA - Friday, July 08, 2005 at 12:31:06 (EDT)
And rumors that the sheep were escaping from a certain horny hairsuit are greatly exaggerated.
WiF
USA - Friday, July 08, 2005 at 12:24:30 (EDT)
now this is superb writing, "In the end, 450 dead animals lay on top of one another in a billowy white pile,"
WiF of woolite
USA - Friday, July 08, 2005 at 12:21:44 (EDT)
what are the chances Doff will be sitting at Camden in the rain tonight?
v!c
USA - Friday, July 08, 2005 at 12:17:58 (EDT)
thanks all. really. looks like an all-gin weekend on many many fronts for doris. fuck me. shall relay all ax info and no, tain't for me. boris = avowed rick slut. i blow goats for ricks.
dirty
- Friday, July 08, 2005 at 12:08:12 (EDT)
Damn, I think I just sold the old Marshall...anyone got one I con borrow for a show in August?
chef
USA - Friday, July 08, 2005 at 11:10:06 (EDT)
doris, got the word on John Crowley. The cancer has finished off his kidneys and the choices were weeks to months left if he went another round of surgery, or days to weeks if he passed. He chose the latter and is currently puffing cheba at some friend's beach house awaiting the sweet embrace. From the description of his condition, probably just a few days left.
WiF
USA - Friday, July 08, 2005 at 11:05:43 (EDT)
that guitar sucks cause it's made from "swamp ass"!
chong
USA - Friday, July 08, 2005 at 10:42:41 (EDT)
I Like Aztec Camera's Version of "jump"...did you hear that David Lee Roth is replacing Stern? (First time I ever sold weed was to Aztec Camera at the old Living Room
chef
USA - Friday, July 08, 2005 at 10:31:57 (EDT)
ah yes...someday
v!c
USA - Friday, July 08, 2005 at 10:24:05 (EDT)
Admission: I only buy music, not make it.
GR
USA - Friday, July 08, 2005 at 10:15:38 (EDT)
tanks, ed. I will get to work on it and get everything on soulseek someday.
GR
USA - Friday, July 08, 2005 at 10:14:24 (EDT)
of course...i say this even though I play an ex pawnshop les paul junior thats had tuners replaced, refretted, headstock repair etc and was not $$$ to begin with....
KOL
USA - Friday, July 08, 2005 at 10:13:59 (EDT)
as long as yer friend is aware its likely gonna feel, play, and sound like shit like most lower end newer gibsons....apart from carved top les pauls with binding, they seem to have really fucked up on quality control and product mix.
KOL
USA - Friday, July 08, 2005 at 10:12:46 (EDT)
so, um...it's for your "friend", right?
mj
USA - Friday, July 08, 2005 at 09:42:05 (EDT)
who can help my very good friend on his evidently difficult quest to obtain this recently-discontinued les paul voodoo? doods?

dirty
- Friday, July 08, 2005 at 09:30:56 (EDT)
Do you think Dubya lent Blair his copy of "My Pet Goat"?
ed
USA - Friday, July 08, 2005 at 09:09:08 (EDT)
Muddy, welcome to the 'Tuff Life Boogie' and the Mikey Dread disks are on their way.
Serge
USA - Friday, July 08, 2005 at 00:40:31 (EDT)
"London can take it."

-Winston Churchill
doris <congr@tsbriefs.com>
- Thursday, July 07, 2005 at 19:05:17 (EDT)
Pre-amp comes with RCA jack cables.
dead man
USA - Thursday, July 07, 2005 at 17:59:02 (EDT)
oops, I forgot: OH BRIEFS
v!c
USA - Thursday, July 07, 2005 at 17:51:41 (EDT)
Yeah Briefs, after your MTV appearance I'd say it's about time to settle down.
Chong
USA - Thursday, July 07, 2005 at 17:20:54 (EDT)
or = our
.
USA - Thursday, July 07, 2005 at 17:15:35 (EDT)
mj, I've found or cause

The Voluntary Human Extinction Movement

WiF
USA - Thursday, July 07, 2005 at 17:15:10 (EDT)
word to the briefs of a muddy variety- don't listen to Hong Kong sex advice

"Some married couples are not familiar with their body parts," Wong was quoted as telling the Sunday Morning Post. "They don't know where their sex organs are."
WiF
USA - Thursday, July 07, 2005 at 16:56:24 (EDT)
pre-amp to sound card would involve what sort-o-cableage?
turn me on dead man
USA - Thursday, July 07, 2005 at 16:32:58 (EDT)
the difference between baseball fansImagine an ordinary baseball...Now imagine that same baseball with over 18,800 coats of paint on it.

and football fans
Smith's body was on the recliner, his feet crossed and a remote in his hand. He wore black and gold silk pajamas, slippers and a robe. A pack of cigarettes and a beer were at his side, while a high-definition TV played a continuous loop of Steelers highlights.
WiF
USA - Thursday, July 07, 2005 at 16:30:21 (EDT)
GR - First you need a software program that will convert vinyl to mp3. I use MAGIX Audio Cleaning Lab. It's easy to use and has lots of useful tools to edit tracks, remove clicks, pops and scratches, and equalize and compress sound before converting to files. You can get it at CompUSA or Best Buy for about $30. You'll probably need a pre-amp for your phonograph as well. I recommend the ARTcessories DeeJay PRE phono pre-amp with RIAA eq. $40 at Daddy's Junky Music. Plug you phono into the pre-amp, plug the pre-amp into your computer's sound card, start the MAGIX software and record away.
ed
USA - Thursday, July 07, 2005 at 16:28:51 (EDT)
what is with the demon eyes on that there muddy jr?
don't look it in the eyes
USA - Thursday, July 07, 2005 at 16:24:14 (EDT)
image google 'muddy jr.' and you WILL see this

USA - Thursday, July 07, 2005 at 15:40:23 (EDT)
image not to dwell on- muddy jr
WiF
USA - Thursday, July 07, 2005 at 15:34:57 (EDT)
take 'er slow Briefs...REAL slow...
veek
USA - Thursday, July 07, 2005 at 15:13:13 (EDT)
Can I be in the wedding band?
Sneak
USA - Thursday, July 07, 2005 at 15:06:30 (EDT)
Congratulations! Now please don't tell me you're planning on a long engagement?
GR
USA - Thursday, July 07, 2005 at 14:56:19 (EDT)
my next career move...
so you've decided to be evil
USA - Thursday, July 07, 2005 at 14:28:11 (EDT)
now i'm numb
doff
USA - Thursday, July 07, 2005 at 14:27:10 (EDT)
Briefs, congrats. Uncle V!c

USA - Thursday, July 07, 2005 at 14:22:57 (EDT)
and most importantly, how did they stimulate them
what am hairy spider for
USA - Thursday, July 07, 2005 at 14:00:34 (EDT)
In a shotgun shell free event, Muddy Briefs and long time briefs handler Deb Cook got engaged over the weekend. Breeding has not commenced but may be in the future.
Muddy Briefs
USA - Thursday, July 07, 2005 at 14:00:21 (EDT)
volunteers had to have their heads restrained while being stimulated.
insert blonde joke here
USA - Thursday, July 07, 2005 at 13:59:08 (EDT)
yes, the spider was numb. very numb.
v!c
USA - Thursday, July 07, 2005 at 13:33:09 (EDT)
Here's a quote as relayed to the Gooch from a guy who overheard it spoken by an unnamed security guard who thought he was strolling the halls alone: "I'm the thousand pound man. I'm big. But not big enough to hide from God. Nobody can hide from God."
v!c
USA - Thursday, July 07, 2005 at 13:17:45 (EDT)
lurk is fooched

USA - Thursday, July 07, 2005 at 13:12:56 (EDT)
Hi, I'm new here. What's this site all about?
Tuffy McFucklebee
USA - Thursday, July 07, 2005 at 12:54:35 (EDT)
Was the spider numb?
doff
USA - Thursday, July 07, 2005 at 12:54:17 (EDT)
kinda like this

USA - Thursday, July 07, 2005 at 12:51:03 (EDT)
well, it was right in front of me face staring at me with its eight eyes and spindly legs
v!c
USA - Thursday, July 07, 2005 at 12:48:42 (EDT)
I guess the question is really why were you looking?
GR
USA - Thursday, July 07, 2005 at 12:39:34 (EDT)
need I say more?

WiF
USA - Thursday, July 07, 2005 at 12:34:21 (EDT)
they don't compare, and 6 car bombs going off at once happens all the time in Iraq and nobody seems to lose much sleep over it.
G8 my J7
USA - Thursday, July 07, 2005 at 12:30:42 (EDT)
caption contest of the day

USA - Thursday, July 07, 2005 at 12:27:12 (EDT)
sad, horrible world events aside, for the record I do not have a large hairy spider for a crotch
mj
USA - Thursday, July 07, 2005 at 12:26:40 (EDT)
not sure the two compare but anyway, getting back to the spider
v8
USA - Thursday, July 07, 2005 at 12:23:52 (EDT)
7/7, the new 9/11. Also heard it called J7. Guess that makes it the G8 J7 attack
WiF of alphabet soup
USA - Thursday, July 07, 2005 at 12:18:50 (EDT)
nutjob?
why I oughta...
USA - Thursday, July 07, 2005 at 12:13:56 (EDT)
anyone seen "MEATHEAD!"? I was in Little Compton last night checking out a possible jams spot and his dirty name came up
TFW
USA - Thursday, July 07, 2005 at 12:04:32 (EDT)
uhm, because I was there? and saw it with mine own eyes? and WiF, I hear the Brits warned Isreal immediately after the attacks
v!c
USA - Thursday, July 07, 2005 at 12:03:34 (EDT)
Check this out. The brits warned the Israeli embassy of an attack just before the sh!z hit the fan
WiF of conspiracy theories to come
USA - Thursday, July 07, 2005 at 11:14:23 (EDT)
I'm on vacation, broke, and bored outta my tree!!
chef
USA - Thursday, July 07, 2005 at 11:09:18 (EDT)
GR...talk to Dexter...he's got some thing attached to his stereo that burns, converts, etc...
chef
USA - Thursday, July 07, 2005 at 11:08:19 (EDT)
and how would you know?
GR
USA - Thursday, July 07, 2005 at 11:08:01 (EDT)
mj, your crotch was not unlike a giant hairy spider last night
v!c
USA - Thursday, July 07, 2005 at 11:06:20 (EDT)
tap tap, this thing off?
mj
USA - Thursday, July 07, 2005 at 10:20:57 (EDT)
Boom goes London and boom Pa-ree...
WiF
USA - Thursday, July 07, 2005 at 09:50:45 (EDT)
GR, I know not. Some sort of microphone and recording equipment may be involved.
v!c
USA - Thursday, July 07, 2005 at 09:46:44 (EDT)
Hi...is this thing on? What is secret to converting lps to mp3s please? have many I would like to share also.
GR
USA - Thursday, July 07, 2005 at 09:22:39 (EDT)
War Goes Better with Coke!
News you won't be reading in US business reports
USA - Wednesday, July 06, 2005 at 21:00:59 (EDT)
MJ, Tito's next Wednesday, 12:30pm. Enchiladas and Marguaritas!!!!
ed
USA - Wednesday, July 06, 2005 at 20:43:57 (EDT)
Pant leg got caught in the chain guard again.....
ed
USA - Wednesday, July 06, 2005 at 20:42:09 (EDT)
Dubya just taking the opportunity while in UK to re-enact hilarious Monty Python sketch "Mr. Pither's Cycling Tour".
Adm. Wallcroft Wickenshire (Mrs.)
USA - Wednesday, July 06, 2005 at 20:40:08 (EDT)
vic,
mj
USA - Wednesday, July 06, 2005 at 18:14:48 (EDT)
GBH at Axis tomorrow night. Now, I thought I killed those dudes back in Copenhagen circa '87.
v!c
USA - Wednesday, July 06, 2005 at 17:38:57 (EDT)
i hate you whoever you are and i hate all of you
mj
USA - Wednesday, July 06, 2005 at 17:31:03 (EDT)
and where am I sending conde?
?
USA - Wednesday, July 06, 2005 at 17:27:46 (EDT)
CVS in actuality means Consumer Value Store.
v!c
USA - Wednesday, July 06, 2005 at 17:27:32 (EDT)
no
WiF
USA - Wednesday, July 06, 2005 at 17:26:35 (EDT)
love will tear us apart throat singer stylee
i need a lozenge
USA - Wednesday, July 06, 2005 at 17:25:44 (EDT)
fuck you, you condesending prick. you know waht i mean. now get to calculating
mj
USA - Wednesday, July 06, 2005 at 17:25:22 (EDT)
my beautiful midafternoon reminded me of a movie
The Longest Yard
USA - Wednesday, July 06, 2005 at 17:23:01 (EDT)
what am mortgae?
WiF
USA - Wednesday, July 06, 2005 at 17:22:14 (EDT)
this place is just one big circle jerk today
WiF
USA - Wednesday, July 06, 2005 at 17:20:09 (EDT)
on another note, wif, if you pay down a whole bunch of your mortgae will it reduce your monthly payments and by how much
mj
USA - Wednesday, July 06, 2005 at 17:14:03 (EDT)
oh thanks. i just masturbated to the thought of ed masturbating to a movie of sneak masturbating at cvs
mj
USA - Wednesday, July 06, 2005 at 17:12:37 (EDT)
dunce

USA - Wednesday, July 06, 2005 at 16:47:46 (EDT)
murder monkey just put in his usual performance and wiped out on a bike

...only this time he busted up some innocent Scotsman in the process. All I can say is, my kingdom for a well placed pointy rock along his path.
WiF of granite meets cranium
USA - Wednesday, July 06, 2005 at 16:42:36 (EDT)
not that i wanna know but the question would be if you masturbated whilst watching it
v!c
USA - Wednesday, July 06, 2005 at 16:41:37 (EDT)
damn masturbation story keeps tellin me I ain't got cookies
so I ate em at lunch, sue me
USA - Wednesday, July 06, 2005 at 16:39:55 (EDT)

USA - Wednesday, July 06, 2005 at 16:29:07 (EDT)
CVS story sounds like a porn film I saw once.
ed
USA - Wednesday, July 06, 2005 at 16:25:09 (EDT)
what's masturbation?
mj
USA - Wednesday, July 06, 2005 at 16:10:24 (EDT)
Oh v!c!
Hott Bartendress
USA - Wednesday, July 06, 2005 at 16:04:40 (EDT)
were you the "stock boy" at the time?
v!c
USA - Wednesday, July 06, 2005 at 15:58:01 (EDT)
CVS =Cumming Via Self
mj
USA - Wednesday, July 06, 2005 at 15:55:37 (EDT)
So I guess your boss was a "dead fish"
don
USA - Wednesday, July 06, 2005 at 15:53:39 (EDT)
ed, if you were the announcer at Fenway, would you get lurkers in for free?
v!c
USA - Wednesday, July 06, 2005 at 15:51:11 (EDT)
I was fired from CVS in high school because it was implied that I was masturbating.
Sneak
USA - Wednesday, July 06, 2005 at 15:45:09 (EDT)
link
here
USA - Wednesday, July 06, 2005 at 15:35:24 (EDT)
.
so what's wrong with that?
USA - Wednesday, July 06, 2005 at 15:34:57 (EDT)
A watch advert featuring a naked woman that ran in Glamour magazine was offensive because it implied she was masturbating, the advertising watchdog has ruled.
so what's wrong with that?
USA - Wednesday, July 06, 2005 at 15:34:19 (EDT)
yeah no kidding, eh? hey ed, we gots to go to Titos for some grub one of these days, no?
mj
USA - Wednesday, July 06, 2005 at 15:31:38 (EDT)
If I were in charge of the P.A. at Fenway Park, whenever Schilling came out of the bullpen I'd play "Big Mouth Strikes Again" by the Smiths while he was walking to the mound.
ed
USA - Wednesday, July 06, 2005 at 15:22:06 (EDT)
Shilling make me look like Keith Richards
mj
USA - Wednesday, July 06, 2005 at 15:09:40 (EDT)
From a music lovin' neighbor of mine...for all you old skeezers out there... A friend of mine copied vinyl to mp3 of some 80's greats including the FU's, My America. I'm spreading the love. Gang Green Another Wasted Night (with "Voices Carry" and "Alcohol"), 1986 The F.U.'s My America, 1983 The Showcase Showdown self-titled ep, 1993 Corrupted, many split EPs 1995-1997 Anal Cunt 88 Song EP, 1988 Please leech at will.
v!c
USA - Wednesday, July 06, 2005 at 15:03:40 (EDT)
anyone see the photo of Schilling in the ProJo yesterday? uhm, can you say "haggard"?
v!c
USA - Wednesday, July 06, 2005 at 15:01:08 (EDT)
sooo any thoughts on Schilling going into the bullpen?
mj
USA - Wednesday, July 06, 2005 at 14:50:57 (EDT)
love
not mj
USA - Wednesday, July 06, 2005 at 14:42:10 (EDT)
hate
mj
USA - Wednesday, July 06, 2005 at 14:32:50 (EDT)
me suspects sleepwalk = drug induced haze
lie to your momma
USA - Wednesday, July 06, 2005 at 14:00:01 (EDT)
effed up sh!!te
v!c
USA - Wednesday, July 06, 2005 at 12:59:04 (EDT)
Boil? I thought that was the pic of mj's face from the comedy cd liner notes.
festering red pustule
USA - Wednesday, July 06, 2005 at 12:45:34 (EDT)
Methinks chong jr might be consuming too much pad thai
WiF
USA - Wednesday, July 06, 2005 at 12:43:24 (EDT)
whomsoever posted that BOIL is one s!ck v!c
v!c
USA - Wednesday, July 06, 2005 at 11:57:57 (EDT)
you can take a look at MY ASS
bstc
USA - Wednesday, July 06, 2005 at 11:52:02 (EDT)
Thanks MJ. Right now he feels a little cooler. He's sleeping like a baby so I'll take his temp again when he wakes up.
Chong
USA - Wednesday, July 06, 2005 at 11:43:48 (EDT)
you people are sick. i for one, am concerned about chong jr. poor dollin' baby. maybe his parents are not fit. i'm not yelling i'm just saying. maybe he needs to live with mj.
mj
USA - Wednesday, July 06, 2005 at 11:40:54 (EDT)
Huh? Chong Jr not jewish....
Chong
USA - Wednesday, July 06, 2005 at 11:36:42 (EDT)
Chong Jr. has rabies
GG
USA - Wednesday, July 06, 2005 at 11:31:45 (EDT)
Chong Jr sick cause Don never sent this is boston not LA.
Chong
USA - Wednesday, July 06, 2005 at 11:12:19 (EDT)
Is there any applause in his monitor?
Sneak is the Tan Man
USA - Wednesday, July 06, 2005 at 10:50:13 (EDT)
Chong Jr. feels sick that he hasn't got that monitor for don yet.
don
USA - Wednesday, July 06, 2005 at 10:17:26 (EDT)
that babee awalkin' yet?
GR
USA - Wednesday, July 06, 2005 at 10:10:47 (EDT)
Chong Jr. fever = 102.
Chong
USA - Wednesday, July 06, 2005 at 09:22:30 (EDT)
I said ice cream consistency, not ice cream sh!ts
two scoops
USA - Wednesday, July 06, 2005 at 09:22:04 (EDT)
mj
USA - Wednesday, July 06, 2005 at 08:54:18 (EDT)
the spectacularly goofy new band Art Brut, from the album "Bang Bang Rock & Roll" (Banana Recordings / Fierce Panda import).
ed
USA - Tuesday, July 05, 2005 at 20:50:38 (EDT)
I hear everyone you know is more relevant than everyone I know.
Sneak
USA - Tuesday, July 05, 2005 at 20:40:19 (EDT)
"I've got a new girlfriend" features lyric," the phones been ringing all weekend"
The Black Guy
USA - Tuesday, July 05, 2005 at 19:36:25 (EDT)
ed, is "i'm starting a band" song by same group as "I've got a new girlfriend".
Avid Radio Owner
USA - Tuesday, July 05, 2005 at 19:27:20 (EDT)
oh my
mj
USA - Tuesday, July 05, 2005 at 18:55:21 (EDT)
For MJ.

USA - Tuesday, July 05, 2005 at 18:49:18 (EDT)
good show today ed. everybody should tune into to hear some decent tunes for a change.
mj
USA - Tuesday, July 05, 2005 at 18:37:19 (EDT)
a) still too much text, wif. b) boil =hard nougat center. c) ice cream is binding
mj
USA - Tuesday, July 05, 2005 at 18:35:35 (EDT)
Oh yeah, and 9/11.
ed
USA - Tuesday, July 05, 2005 at 17:37:51 (EDT)
And I rather like W's skirt. They do everything bigger in Texas, you know.....
ed
USA - Tuesday, July 05, 2005 at 17:37:05 (EDT)
Citibeat = Tuesday 12 - 3PM and every other Friday 7-10PM on 91.1FM and wsmu.org/listen. And yes, the record skipped.
ed
USA - Tuesday, July 05, 2005 at 17:35:45 (EDT)
"I revealed in yesterday's taping of the McLaughlin Group that Time magazine's e-mails will reveal that Karl Rove was Matt Cooper's source. I have known this for months but didn't want to say it at a time that would risk me getting dragged into the grand jury."
Lawrence O'Donnell, MSNBC
USA - Tuesday, July 05, 2005 at 17:34:15 (EDT)
hopefully the non-photshopped version will follow shortly

USA - Tuesday, July 05, 2005 at 17:15:44 (EDT)
Now dis be sum big @ss fireworks

deeply impacted molar
USA - Tuesday, July 05, 2005 at 17:10:30 (EDT)
The American Taliban terrorists strike
WiF
USA - Tuesday, July 05, 2005 at 17:08:29 (EDT)
first firm and multi-colored nuggets,
second ruddy brown half-melted ice cream consistency
USA - Tuesday, July 05, 2005 at 16:59:56 (EDT)
tell us more...color/consistency?
v!c
USA - Tuesday, July 05, 2005 at 16:41:07 (EDT)
one beautiful morning and one beautiful mid-afternoon already
and counting
USA - Tuesday, July 05, 2005 at 16:38:28 (EDT)
I also refuse to stop pooping. Musta been the fireworks!
GR
USA - Tuesday, July 05, 2005 at 16:29:08 (EDT)
personally I think the skirt is a bit much

WiF
USA - Tuesday, July 05, 2005 at 15:50:24 (EDT)
M. Diddy.

USA - Tuesday, July 05, 2005 at 15:39:20 (EDT)
boil
zit
USA - Tuesday, July 05, 2005 at 15:15:18 (EDT)
hey MJ, what's the difference between a boil and say, a zit?
v.
USA - Tuesday, July 05, 2005 at 15:01:46 (EDT)
you had to ask v!c, didnt ya?
WiF my poker link
USA - Tuesday, July 05, 2005 at 14:26:29 (EDT)
how can I support your corporation?
v!c
USA - Tuesday, July 05, 2005 at 13:25:13 (EDT)
pics stolen, pics replaced with toddler facsimiles, press coverage unsues
WiF my condensed milk
USA - Tuesday, July 05, 2005 at 13:04:32 (EDT)
Said gathering was in tribute to the matriarch of the family Jesse's 95th birthday.

But the REAL highlight of the whole affair was the toddler with 9 toes. That being 5 on one and 4 on t'other.
WiF
USA - Tuesday, July 05, 2005 at 13:02:12 (EDT)
wif, still too much text. condense further please
mj
USA - Tuesday, July 05, 2005 at 12:53:40 (EDT)
Oh, the cuties in question are Emily age 5, and Caroline age 3 1/2. And yes it really was their idea. Also, editor took advantage of the family name (Sweet) for the article subtitle- Sweet Gesture
WiF
USA - Tuesday, July 05, 2005 at 12:48:23 (EDT)
Local artiste had paintings on display at library, paintings stolen, the kids (who are constantly making pictures for somebody) hear of the dirty deed at their library and decide to replace the two paintings with two paints of their own, paintings left at library with note, newspapers call a week later, headline, story, and accompanying adorable photo in Nashua Telegraph on Saturday.

bonus- Saturday was a family reunion (about 50 of us) and dear old dad got to show off the article to everybody all day.
WiF
USA - Tuesday, July 05, 2005 at 12:44:08 (EDT)
i hear ed on the radio!
mj
USA - Tuesday, July 05, 2005 at 12:12:06 (EDT)
hello. wif what did your extended family do? (In the condensed Reader's Digest version please)
mj
USA - Tuesday, July 05, 2005 at 12:11:26 (EDT)
already had...

USA - Tuesday, July 05, 2005 at 11:45:44 (EDT)
what station is citibeat today?
Avid radio owner
USA - Tuesday, July 05, 2005 at 11:44:36 (EDT)

blah blah blah
USA - Tuesday, July 05, 2005 at 11:38:19 (EDT)
sh!tt!ng is apropos for today
v33k
USA - Tuesday, July 05, 2005 at 11:37:49 (EDT)
blah blah 9/11
blah blah
USA - Tuesday, July 05, 2005 at 11:36:35 (EDT)
Happy back to work day. For all those who refuse to poop, I am filling in for you today, apparently.
Sneak
USA - Tuesday, July 05, 2005 at 11:28:48 (EDT)
now get back to work
GR
USA - Tuesday, July 05, 2005 at 10:43:36 (EDT)
blah...happy July 5th
v!c
USA - Tuesday, July 05, 2005 at 10:23:20 (EDT)
cute sory = cute story
or something like that
USA - Tuesday, July 05, 2005 at 09:45:23 (EDT)
My sister's kids did the do-gooder bit and made the papers on Saturday. To see the article you gotz to click here and do a search by the article name "Nashua girls lift artists' spirits", then click on non-subscriber (it says it costs but it don't till tomorrow). Hey it's a lotta hoops to jump through, but it's a cute sory about my cute nieces, so just fvcking do it.

sample for you bastids that won't bother...
While Luszcz has been grieving the loss of her paintings, her faith in the goodness of people has been revived by the Sweet sisters of Nashua.
When Charyn Sweet read an article about the stolen paintings to her two daughters, the two little girls wanted Luszcz to feel better. Emily Sweet suggested that she and her sister create two paintings to replace the two stolen ones.
The sisters sat down and painted, in watercolors, because Luszcz's stolen paintings, two beach scenes, were watercolors.
Charyn Sweet and her daughters brought the paintings to the library and asked that they be given to Luszcz.The accompanying note said "the girls want to give you two new paintings to make you feel better. Both are beach scenes like you had painted."
WiF
USA - Tuesday, July 05, 2005 at 09:43:25 (EDT)
well if a ribbon tells me to do then I guess I must
WiF
USA - Tuesday, July 05, 2005 at 09:34:00 (EDT)
Citibeat today at noon. Guaranteed to cheer up MJ or your money back.
ed
USA - Tuesday, July 05, 2005 at 08:14:21 (EDT)
i spent the holiday heavily sedated, face pressed to window, watching the glowing sky of far away fireworks
mj
USA - Monday, July 04, 2005 at 23:07:00 (EDT)
Please check out
SPLAM
USA - Monday, July 04, 2005 at 22:50:43 (EDT)
happy 4th motherfuckers

USA - Monday, July 04, 2005 at 21:22:15 (EDT)
blort

USA - Monday, July 04, 2005 at 10:52:44 (EDT)
ooohhh i wish i was a banana
loofa
USA - Sunday, July 03, 2005 at 19:59:48 (EDT)
Recent meta-analyses of the results of over 30 trials have provided evidence for an inverse relationship between oral potassium supplementation and hypertension. The reduction in blood pressure is generally greater in hypertensive individuals than in normal individuals and affects both diastolic and systolic blood pressure. Subjects with the highest sodium intake are most likely to experience a drop in blood pressure when potassium intake is increased.

USA - Sunday, July 03, 2005 at 11:37:48 (EDT)
Hi. Maybe I go see motormagz tonight.
Sneak
USA - Sunday, July 03, 2005 at 10:21:15 (EDT)
Okay, a: that photo of Venus ain't just Wheaties, and 2nd: I've seen more gracious winners when the nazi's invaded Poland. Still kinda funny though.
doff
USA - Saturday, July 02, 2005 at 23:29:40 (EDT)
The reason the Williams Sisters are such fierce competitors is that they've got that good slave DNA from when the plantation owners would breed their biggest bucks with their strongest women.
Jimmy the Greek
USA - Saturday, July 02, 2005 at 14:29:00 (EDT)
chong, shut it
larry
USA - Saturday, July 02, 2005 at 11:49:57 (EDT)
chong
USA - Saturday, July 02, 2005 at 07:55:35 (EDT)
Today is Debbie Harry's birthday. She's 60. The big Six-Oh. Ouch.
ed
USA - Saturday, July 02, 2005 at 00:00:03 (EDT)
Luther Vandross will not be down for sweet sweet love making this morning.
Mark Lebeau
USA - Friday, July 01, 2005 at 19:14:49 (EDT)
OOHH NOOOO---that giant tick am make me sick.
GR
USA - Friday, July 01, 2005 at 18:30:07 (EDT)
A young MJ with pet tick.

USA - Friday, July 01, 2005 at 18:20:31 (EDT)
you know, those spammers are smart! if they keep spamming i just might visit a few of those sites and spend all my hard earned dollars!
v!c
USA - Friday, July 01, 2005 at 17:53:24 (EDT)
dear lurkers, motormags in Newport Sunday, July 3 at Area off Broadway...be thar if yuns dare!
v!c
USA - Friday, July 01, 2005 at 17:26:44 (EDT)
oh, and happy Dominion Day ya hosers, eh
WiF
USA - Friday, July 01, 2005 at 16:58:22 (EDT)
yawnball dirty water on radio
ALMOST as bad as you know what tune
USA - Friday, July 01, 2005 at 16:48:43 (EDT)
did I mention 9/11?

USA - Friday, July 01, 2005 at 16:29:55 (EDT)
boris i know where you live
the black guy
USA - Friday, July 01, 2005 at 16:24:07 (EDT)
and don't forget the wizinator chooch getting benched for a season
rubbing salt in my own wounds
USA - Friday, July 01, 2005 at 16:20:47 (EDT)
Tice only makes $175K, you can't blame the guy for needing some suplementary income. $175k -$100k = pitiful pitiful situation.
WiF
USA - Friday, July 01, 2005 at 16:18:56 (EDT)
was it or was it not a vikings official -- mayhap even a coach -- just fined one hundred thousand dollah by the league for ..... scalping super bowl tickets?

i completely don't get it....there are certainly absolutely no other ways he would be able to attend.....why sell?
boris
- Friday, July 01, 2005 at 16:11:36 (EDT)
WiF, as Muddy Briefs might say: SHU'TIT!

USA - Friday, July 01, 2005 at 16:02:46 (EDT)
update
41 days till real sport
USA - Friday, July 01, 2005 at 15:15:44 (EDT)
let me just say there're other fish in that pond
v!c
USA - Friday, July 01, 2005 at 14:58:15 (EDT)
Whilst we am debating the finer points of cat crotches...
bush stole the internet.... ALL HAIL THE PNAC!
USA - Friday, July 01, 2005 at 14:04:35 (EDT)
umm...
so why do v!c crotch smell like catfood?
USA - Friday, July 01, 2005 at 14:03:16 (EDT)
what am the difference between a bartendress and a spayed cat?
mj
USA - Friday, July 01, 2005 at 13:55:14 (EDT)
what am the difference between a bartendress and a spayed cat?
WiF
USA - Friday, July 01, 2005 at 13:53:14 (EDT)
mj on his last fishing trip

USA - Friday, July 01, 2005 at 13:52:23 (EDT)
finally, the money shot on that big fucking catfish story that GR posted with no photo
mj
USA - Friday, July 01, 2005 at 13:50:58 (EDT)
vic, what's the difference between a bartendress and a spayed cat?
mj
USA - Friday, July 01, 2005 at 13:50:05 (EDT)
i axed for a bartendress and alls i gots was two cats
v!x
USA - Friday, July 01, 2005 at 13:42:30 (EDT)

- Friday, July 01, 2005 at 13:41:46 (EDT)

- Friday, July 01, 2005 at 13:38:20 (EDT)
I got three Whoppers down, two no onions, and a Whaler to stay!
Keith
- Friday, July 01, 2005 at 13:34:25 (EDT)
best do it with your first (= only) shot bitch.
doris
- Friday, July 01, 2005 at 13:33:37 (EDT)
boris i will kill you
The Black Guy
USA - Friday, July 01, 2005 at 13:21:22 (EDT)
when joe and martina play mixed doubles, who (ahem) serves?
doris
- Friday, July 01, 2005 at 13:17:17 (EDT)
D'ja go all the way to Jersey for them garden ornaments?
GR
USA - Friday, July 01, 2005 at 13:02:52 (EDT)
doris am right about ungracious whining excuses
though
USA - Friday, July 01, 2005 at 13:00:44 (EDT)
doris am wrong, grunts gotta stay. There's no reason to disallow it and there is reason to support it improves their play (insert kung fu/bruce lee reference here).
WiF
USA - Friday, July 01, 2005 at 12:58:49 (EDT)
v!c, on the cat tip, I'm reminded of a certain saying about rabbits and a certain math function. However, there is an alternate school of thought on where am cats from?. And v!c, I'm thinking this bit of wisdom, "If you want a kitten, start by asking for a horse." may have applications in the field of fielding bartendresses.
WiF
USA - Friday, July 01, 2005 at 12:56:31 (EDT)
doris i will fight you
black guy
USA - Friday, July 01, 2005 at 12:52:24 (EDT)
the grunts gotta go. yes, even the hottie. sounds like that should be followed by splashes. and re: williams sisters..didja ever notice that while their extremely rich father complains of racism, the sibs are just about the most ungracious pair of winners ever? when they lose it's because they're hurt. when they win, they're god's gift to sport in particular and planet earth in general. both never give credit to opponent....see also comments after the EG lady smacked serena a few days ago. jerks come in all colors.
doris
- Friday, July 01, 2005 at 12:51:04 (EDT)
OK Venus ain't dipping into the roids as much as sis, but it still looks like more than bowflex to me.

As to doff's inquiry, it's her banana skills I've got a hankering for. And I can quite honestly say my crotch twitched equally in response to maria's and venus' grunts and groans yesterday.
WiF
USA - Friday, July 01, 2005 at 12:48:59 (EDT)
no shit i think the cats are crawling out from me crotch
jonny from burger king
USA - Friday, July 01, 2005 at 12:48:38 (EDT)
where the freak are these cats coming from? some underground cat generation machine in Middleblob? maybe I can place this one and go 2 fer 2!
v!c
USA - Friday, July 01, 2005 at 12:32:16 (EDT)
does that pussy tend bar? anyway, does anyone know when and where the Supreme Court Justice try-outs are?
v!c
USA - Friday, July 01, 2005 at 12:21:40 (EDT)
so turns out the cat i found is a very sweet, purebred blue point siamese cat. nobody has claimed her yet. just placed a lost and found ad. after 7 days she can go home with one of youse
mj
USA - Friday, July 01, 2005 at 11:45:11 (EDT)
I got something for the golden girl
Mr. Obvious
USA - Friday, July 01, 2005 at 11:39:54 (EDT)
what am crotch?
mj
USA - Friday, July 01, 2005 at 11:17:43 (EDT)
You got the sisters mixed up. Serena is the brute. Are you suggesting the only way Golden Girl®TM© can be beat is with the use of drugsy enhancements?
drugsy
USA - Friday, July 01, 2005 at 11:14:07 (EDT)
please
BAN THE CROTCH TALK
USA - Friday, July 01, 2005 at 11:13:49 (EDT)
I watched a bit of the maria/venus grunt-o-thon in the cafeteria yesterday. The ecstatic vocalizations of them two going back and foth put a rather substantial crease in my nether regions.
WiF
USA - Friday, July 01, 2005 at 11:08:23 (EDT)
the whole damn court is right wing or extreme right wing in my book. O'Connor just seems moderate cuz she's standing next to Attila the Hun and Idi Amin.
here cum da judge
USA - Friday, July 01, 2005 at 11:03:31 (EDT)
fucking excellent that golden girl® is out and one of the sistas is making the comeback. Vic, why don;t you try out for position Justice?
mj
USA - Friday, July 01, 2005 at 11:00:17 (EDT)
venus schmenus, in fact venus penus (she looks like she takes more steroids than this dude). I got got a simple anwer for your knock of the creamy thighed one...

WiF
USA - Friday, July 01, 2005 at 10:59:53 (EDT)
you'd think O'Connor would have the good sense to wait until 2008?
v!c
USA - Friday, July 01, 2005 at 10:56:22 (EDT)
I see your Golden Girl ®TM© got her ass kicked by the black chick.
drugsy
USA - Friday, July 01, 2005 at 10:50:24 (EDT)
O'Connor down, get ready for the return of the dark ages
WiF
USA - Friday, July 01, 2005 at 10:34:55 (EDT)
is that THE face...?
mj
USA - Friday, July 01, 2005 at 10:20:54 (EDT)

blow
me
USA - Friday, July 01, 2005 at 09:22:38 (EDT)

GR we got ours here http://www.massarelli.com/
BD aka FACE!
USA - Friday, July 01, 2005 at 06:53:31 (EDT)
chong your stupid
mj
USA - Friday, July 01, 2005 at 00:43:04 (EDT)
blow me
spaminator
USA - Friday, July 01, 2005 at 00:36:29 (EDT)
the fat kid that raps about fucking his dad has a show on MTV right now
chong
USA - Thursday, June 30, 2005 at 20:35:23 (EDT)
what is this www you all talk about?
GR
USA - Thursday, June 30, 2005 at 20:30:45 (EDT)
good freakin' day
v!c
USA - Thursday, June 30, 2005 at 18:58:18 (EDT)
GR - go to www.wsmu.org/listen
ed
USA - Thursday, June 30, 2005 at 17:45:39 (EDT)
I hear radio killed the masturbate star.
WiF
USA - Thursday, June 30, 2005 at 16:51:37 (EDT)
There's one big problem with Wood River Junction as a resevoir site. It's got radioactive groundwater thanks to United Nuclear.

first a side note- ...He remains the only person ever killed in a nuclear accident in a U.S. commercial facility.

UNC had a lined storage lagoon for liquid nuclear waste and got the bright idea (glowing you might say) of poking holes in the lagoon thus miraculously making it a bottomless (and more profitable) dump site.

nota bene- they don't mention the holes here, nor can you find out the progress of the superfund cleanup (which is ongoing).

The UNC Recovery Systems Company, located at Wood River Junction, Rhode Island, was involved in the recovery of enriched uranium from scrap materials generated primarily in defense program activities of the DOE and its predecessor agencies.^Following shutdown of the recovery operations in August 1980, UNC was required to decontaminate facilities and the associated waste lagoon systems and to remove the resultant low-level radioactive waste out of the state of Rhode Island.^In view that the waste resulted from the processing of scrap materials generated in DOE Defense Programs activities and due to the lack of adequate capacity at commercial waste disposal facilities, DOE agreed to accept the waste for burial at the Y-12 Plant.^Site characterization and well monitoring results are presented of the disposal site.
WiF issues a glowing report
USA - Thursday, June 30, 2005 at 16:48:44 (EDT)
I am hate radio. I can't even get SMU ('member when it was USM?). I live too far away....:( I love it when someone says, "hey, you know that song, it's always on the radio" 'cause I never know it! I am especially proud to have never heard Vic's favorite song. I also never read books, watch tv, or masturbate! Oh, that last one is wrong.
GR
USA - Thursday, June 30, 2005 at 16:42:01 (EDT)
mj when her radio done got broke

USA - Thursday, June 30, 2005 at 16:22:37 (EDT)
vic and pals rocking out to radio

USA - Thursday, June 30, 2005 at 16:07:42 (EDT)
not unlike this

USA - Thursday, June 30, 2005 at 15:54:56 (EDT)
ps v!c rocking out to radio is like a fish riding a bicycle
v!c
USA - Thursday, June 30, 2005 at 15:53:33 (EDT)
and we thank you vic. a good time was had by all. nat had seen not that particular attack of rococo. sweet jesus, the subtlety of them vanderbilts. doff, happy canada day tomorrow. i will celebrate by buying as much celine as possible.
boris
- Thursday, June 30, 2005 at 15:52:40 (EDT)
since you axed so nicely, you may come aboard
v!c
USA - Thursday, June 30, 2005 at 15:51:03 (EDT)
i got no radio shot at the moment. in lieu of my rocking out, please rock out vic. thank you. also, may i have permission to go to marble house last sunday night?
boris
- Thursday, June 30, 2005 at 15:49:09 (EDT)
in other words = easy 5-0 monitoring of narragansett tribal land AND 'proposed' casino in westy warweak.
boris
- Thursday, June 30, 2005 at 15:48:16 (EDT)
thanks dirty; now riddle me this: 91.1 FM...tune in!
v!c
USA - Thursday, June 30, 2005 at 15:47:37 (EDT)
not foster. we already have trooper training barracks i guess. thing big river=south as in west greenwich so, pretty good distance. here is what the RI law says, pasted: § 37-20-1 Big River Reservoir – Development prohibited. – All land acquired by the state or any subdivision thereof for the development of the "Big River Reservoir" so-called, including any land acquired by the Big River – Wood River Reservoir Site Acquisition Act, P.L. 1964, ch. 133, shall not be sold nor shall the land be developed in any way. The state shall not allow any future development or continued development on that property, and the property shall be designated "open space" as defined in § 45-36-1(1) – (7). Provided, however, that the foregoing shall not be construed to prohibit the use of the said property as a water reservoir, or for the development of wells and well sites together with any infrastructure necessary for the treatment, transmission, storage and distribution of drinking water if the water resources board determines that exploration or development of groundwater is appropriate, then it shall not require legislative action to remove the property from the "open space" for the purposes of groundwater development as defined in § 45-36-1(1) – (8).
boris
- Thursday, June 30, 2005 at 15:44:02 (EDT) Hilly Kristal said all time fav show was the Dead Boys opening for the Damned. Bronson likes Pearl Jam.
doff
USA - Thursday, June 30, 2005 at 15:22:36 (EDT)
mj: next chance to listen tomorrow night from 7 to 10pm. If you don't listen, the terrorists will have won.
ed
USA - Thursday, June 30, 2005 at 15:22:23 (EDT)
i saw arroyo perform an accoustic original on stage at cbgb's. sample lyric, "strawberry butterflies"
mj
USA - Thursday, June 30, 2005 at 15:00:22 (EDT)
But talent be damned, Damon provides vocals on Arroyo's final track, ``Dirty Water,'' the homage to the hometown. Johnny, Kevin Youkilis and farm teamer Lenny DiNardo don't sing, they just rap about all their favorite Boston things including: Daisy Buchanan's, female fans who pull up their shirts for home runs, The Rack, Whiskey Park, Kingfish Hall, Avalon, Big Papi, Damon's naked pullups, Curt Schilling being a ``warrior'' and Pedro's midget, Nelson de la Rosa. ``Covering All Bases'' - which also includes an original rap by Sox superfan Stephen King on the cover of the Foo Fighters' ``Everlong'' - will be released July 12.
v
USA - Thursday, June 30, 2005 at 14:34:38 (EDT)
the men's room is just plain so wrong
v!c
USA - Thursday, June 30, 2005 at 14:22:04 (EDT)
boris, 9/11, what say you about the Big River shiz going on up in your neck, 9/11 of the woods?
mj
USA - Thursday, June 30, 2005 at 13:56:46 (EDT)
well, 9/11, vic, mj listening to radio,9/11, right now
mj
USA - Thursday, June 30, 2005 at 13:55:32 (EDT)
eleven eleven eleven eleven eleven eleven eleven eleven eleven slash nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine
just taking up space
USA - Thursday, June 30, 2005 at 13:48:59 (EDT)
ah, very clever v!c-hopper.
WiF
USA - Thursday, June 30, 2005 at 13:45:29 (EDT)

care for a slice-o-pie?
USA - Thursday, June 30, 2005 at 13:43:13 (EDT)
count the "wells" and see
v!c
USA - Thursday, June 30, 2005 at 13:41:16 (EDT)
v!c, am you feeling "well" today?
WiF
USA - Thursday, June 30, 2005 at 13:40:40 (EDT)
do people really listen to the radio any more?
v!c
USA - Thursday, June 30, 2005 at 13:40:11 (EDT)
ed, i missed you on the radio again this past tuesdee and i'm bummed.
mj
USA - Thursday, June 30, 2005 at 13:36:11 (EDT)
hi
mj
USA - Thursday, June 30, 2005 at 13:34:06 (EDT)
also, if I'm a gonna have a beer at the GCB it better be:

The King of Lurk
USA - Thursday, June 30, 2005 at 13:23:44 (EDT)
Hello. Is this band?
The King of Lurk
USA - Thursday, June 30, 2005 at 13:21:51 (EDT)
Or p'raps this 'un.

USA - Thursday, June 30, 2005 at 13:08:17 (EDT)
this un?

USA - Thursday, June 30, 2005 at 12:56:19 (EDT)
No no. The one he stole from Steven.
doff
USA - Thursday, June 30, 2005 at 12:53:41 (EDT)
Wait...you mean THIS Hat?

USA - Thursday, June 30, 2005 at 12:21:13 (EDT)
Glad to see all those years toiling in Benny finally paid off!
Friend of a Friend of a Working Band
USA - Thursday, June 30, 2005 at 12:03:04 (EDT)
so I'm clickin 'round the tele last night, fly by VH1 and catch what appears to be the 10,000 repeat of some Green Day behind the musick. Just as I'm about to move on something catches mine eye. MUDDY FUCKING BRIEFS! Dressed as "The Hat" and getting some serious airtime.
doff
USA - Thursday, June 30, 2005 at 12:00:38 (EDT)
Now that's a big fish!
GR
USA - Thursday, June 30, 2005 at 11:41:08 (EDT)
Did the Woodentops just stop by?
GR
USA - Thursday, June 30, 2005 at 11:19:51 (EDT)
well well well well well well well well well/well well well well well well well well well well well
v!c
USA - Thursday, June 30, 2005 at 10:40:55 (EDT)
we get a catalog that has tons of doody like that Wake....gardenerseden.com
boris
- Thursday, June 30, 2005 at 09:55:38 (EDT)
Tanks, that Tiverton place seems worth a looky. I was trying to avoid Aardvark but I may have to stop by on the way. Need a special retirement gift for a co-worker.
GR
USA - Thursday, June 30, 2005 at 09:24:38 (EDT)
Gary Moody story very, very disturbing. Would make an excellent Quagmire plot thread on a future episode of "Family Guy".
ed
USA - Wednesday, June 29, 2005 at 22:51:14 (EDT)
oh, yeah, and 9/11...
ed
USA - Wednesday, June 29, 2005 at 22:49:18 (EDT)
There's a place on Thames Street near Rowe's Wharf that has some excellent gargoyles.
ed
USA - Wednesday, June 29, 2005 at 22:48:19 (EDT)
I'll take Roenik and Foulke's jock strap constricted biskit brains over the gospel according to Timlin. Made Pat Robertson look like Trotsky.
doff
USA - Wednesday, June 29, 2005 at 19:21:51 (EDT)
hmmmm....
kitty fritters
USA - Wednesday, June 29, 2005 at 17:08:06 (EDT)
Courtyards, bitch.
Garden Fag
USA - Wednesday, June 29, 2005 at 17:02:50 (EDT)
ps-FYI there is an excellent old boy bassett hound there that was found as a stray...
mj
USA - Wednesday, June 29, 2005 at 16:53:05 (EDT)
ps okay, today i found a gray, seal point siamese cat. Almost got run over crossing the street to greet me. i called the usual suspects on my street, nobody knows her. so i call the potter league-nobody missing her so i take her there and turn her in, hang posters on my street and wonder did i do the right thing
mj
USA - Wednesday, June 29, 2005 at 16:52:15 (EDT)
ps-timlin and his fucking crossbow can fuck me AND god
mj
USA - Wednesday, June 29, 2005 at 16:48:22 (EDT)
what, am I cheffy?! id=is
mj
USA - Wednesday, June 29, 2005 at 16:47:45 (EDT)
What the hell id the name of the place in Tiverton Four Corners that sells that stuff...?
mj
USA - Wednesday, June 29, 2005 at 16:47:16 (EDT)
anyone know a good place to find lovely garden ornaments such as pedestal birdbaths and/or sundials?
GR
USA - Wednesday, June 29, 2005 at 16:40:04 (EDT)
ain't timlin one of the (many) religious-type types? and doff, is it me or does foulke use the same publicist as jerryremy roenick?
boris
- Wednesday, June 29, 2005 at 16:25:05 (EDT)
Timlin just dropped the god bomb like vic pursues bartendress'
damn
USA - Wednesday, June 29, 2005 at 16:18:28 (EDT)
I just rubbed some 9/11 ointment all over my genitals.
mj
USA - Wednesday, June 29, 2005 at 16:16:48 (EDT)
Only in New Hampshire!
GR
USA - Wednesday, June 29, 2005 at 15:37:54 (EDT)

tod
USA - Wednesday, June 29, 2005 at 15:31:53 (EDT)
meet the Big Enchilada

USA - Wednesday, June 29, 2005 at 15:19:20 (EDT)
hey claire
fvck off
USA - Wednesday, June 29, 2005 at 15:17:42 (EDT) )
would you believe
seizure humor?
USA - Wednesday, June 29, 2005 at 14:49:39 (EDT)
hmmm... two outhouses to be present at family reunion on Saturday
WiF of unsanitary napkins
USA - Wednesday, June 29, 2005 at 14:46:06 (EDT)
did am doff see civil war
foote note?
USA - Wednesday, June 29, 2005 at 14:43:58 (EDT)
Man Pulled From Women's Outhouse Tank
Teenager Reports Seeing Man's Face In Toilet
ALBANY, N.H. -- A man is facing charges after police said they pulled him from a tank under a women's toilet that was filled with human waste.
Man Apparently Entered Tank Through Toilet
Police said that Gary Moody, 45, was under a log cabin outhouse off the Kancamagas Highway in Albany. "You can draw your own conclusions as to the conditions we encountered," said Capt. John Hebert, of the Carroll County Sheriff's Department. Police said that they got a call from the parents of a teenage girl who said that when she went to use the facilities, she saw Moody's face staring back at her from the hole. Moody was hosed off before police cuffed him. "It's a very filthy environment, and before we put anybody in contact with him, we had to decontaminate him," Hebert said. "We treated him as if he were hazardous material." Hikers using the outhouse on Tuesday said that the story was enough to make their stomachs turn. "He just must be sick to put yourself in that muck. Disgusting," said Harriett Voysey, of New Jersey. Police said they don't know how long Moody was in the tank, but they said the door to it was locked, which means he must have gone in through the toilet. They said they don't know why he was there. "I started this business in 1980, and I have never in my career encountered anybody in this type of situation," Hebert said. Police charged Moody with criminal trespass, and they said he could face more charges. He is out on bail and due back in court next month.
SNEAK
USA - Wednesday, June 29, 2005 at 14:41:33 (EDT)
I think the Benny Street Team is working UT.
doff
USA - Wednesday, June 29, 2005 at 14:38:03 (EDT)
Someday I'd like to own a vintage 911.
Sneak
USA - Wednesday, June 29, 2005 at 14:35:12 (EDT)
Best sign noticed yesterday in SK "RED HOT YOD SALE!"
GR
USA - Wednesday, June 29, 2005 at 14:32:20 (EDT)
their = there
channeling murder monkey spalling
USA - Wednesday, June 29, 2005 at 14:20:26 (EDT)
work in a few more 9/11s and a few evil doo-doers and you got the makings of a bushbot their mj.
9/11 terrorist saddam 9/11 iraq 9/11
USA - Wednesday, June 29, 2005 at 14:19:11 (EDT)
You guys, I took a shit this morning, 9/11, and then I wiped myslef, 9/11, and then I had a donut, 9/11.
mj
USA - Wednesday, June 29, 2005 at 14:04:30 (EDT)
what? bush co lie to us?
never happened
USA - Wednesday, June 29, 2005 at 13:56:05 (EDT)

school's out
USA - Wednesday, June 29, 2005 at 12:58:15 (EDT)
Oh. Hello Newman. I mean mj.

USA - Wednesday, June 29, 2005 at 12:48:32 (EDT)
hi
mj
USA - Wednesday, June 29, 2005 at 12:43:31 (EDT)
mj virus = WMND
WiF
USA - Wednesday, June 29, 2005 at 12:30:19 (EDT)
one point ed, one point Tipsy
v!c
USA - Wednesday, June 29, 2005 at 12:26:48 (EDT)
thees ees what i meant: http://www.techtree.com/techtree/jsp/article.jsp?article_id=4636&cat_id=582
boris
- Wednesday, June 29, 2005 at 11:22:34 (EDT)
"blah blah blah 9/11 saddam 9/11 Iraq 9/11. blah blah hard work blah blah it's hard work blah blah. Stay the course blah blah more dead means we're winning blah blah. blah blah 9/11 9/11 9/11 terrorists Iraq 9/11 blah blah."
murder monkey rewind
USA - Wednesday, June 29, 2005 at 11:01:51 (EDT)
"The terrorists who attacked us - and the terrorists we face - murder in the name of a totalitarian ideology that hates freedom, rejects tolerance, and despises all dissent. " -George W. Bush, last night. Hmmm... a "totalitarian ideology that hates freedom, rejects tolerance, and despises all dissent"? Gee, sounds like the Bush Administration, doesn't it?
ed
USA - Wednesday, June 29, 2005 at 10:35:54 (EDT)
Boris, doff is still feeling the wrath of MJ® after he leveled my 25 year old half dead ass.
Mr. Pine
USA - Wednesday, June 29, 2005 at 09:46:02 (EDT)

a good day begins with a good headline:"Virus Spreads Using MJ, Pope"
boris
- Wednesday, June 29, 2005 at 09:04:01 (EDT)

in your free time
spam spade
USA - Wednesday, June 29, 2005 at 00:46:52 (EDT)
When I'm not playing poker with my dead grandmother or watching CSI I'm eagerly awaiting the opportune Fall downloads for five bucks from the Living Room '88 and wondering why Bush is such a cunt because freedom loving americans who love their freedom would ask why are we not rioting as it worked for Thatcher?? Is it 'cause we have milk 'taches????
Serge Gainsbourg
USA - Tuesday, June 28, 2005 at 22:51:08 (EDT)
Does anyone on this lurk w*rk in the Superman Bldg?
Dead Kennedy Plaza
USA - Tuesday, June 28, 2005 at 18:12:16 (EDT)
Did someone say Mott?
Ballad of Mott
USA - Tuesday, June 28, 2005 at 18:04:19 (EDT)
now it turns out we probably got floating gulags
my koran is soggy
USA - Tuesday, June 28, 2005 at 17:09:54 (EDT)
Pass the curry and call me Ranger D!ck
WiF
USA - Tuesday, June 28, 2005 at 16:43:05 (EDT)
Little known fact: One of Sneak's favorite axemen is the axeman whose les paul Bowie is biting in that pic.
Sneak
USA - Tuesday, June 28, 2005 at 16:30:41 (EDT)
Congrats to the AXEMAN!

GR
USA - Tuesday, June 28, 2005 at 16:23:09 (EDT)
The murder monkey's minions are howling in anguish that the DSMs are front page news at the WaPO and front page at the WSJ. And the WSJ gives 3, count em, 3 Dkos-ers credit for getting the media on the schtick.
WiF
USA - Tuesday, June 28, 2005 at 15:24:53 (EDT)
for the doff
civil war sh!zinator not coming down for breakfast
USA - Tuesday, June 28, 2005 at 15:20:30 (EDT)
I'll have you know that same axeman travelled all the way to the furthest point south in the continental to get hitched AND Scotch was in attendance.
v!c
USA - Tuesday, June 28, 2005 at 15:01:16 (EDT)
...and nive=nice
chef
USA - Tuesday, June 28, 2005 at 14:28:26 (EDT)
burt=but
chef
I'm a dumbass...an angry dumbass!, USA - Tuesday, June 28, 2005 at 14:27:44 (EDT)
hat=hate
chef
I don't really hate you, burt everyone else...especially real estate people..., USA - Tuesday, June 28, 2005 at 14:27:06 (EDT)
I f%^&#$ng hat people.
chef
Iused to be a nive veggie peace punk...not no more, people suck, all of 'em, including you., USA - Tuesday, June 28, 2005 at 14:26:17 (EDT)
What' s the deal with the Sizz's new axe man? Does he not know how to use the intranet or is he too busy fighting Shuttlesworth to have time for the Lurk?
The Dugout Wizard
USA - Tuesday, June 28, 2005 at 14:04:43 (EDT)
At this juncture briefs will officially be changing his name to the dugout wizard.
Muddy Briefs
USA - Tuesday, June 28, 2005 at 13:53:08 (EDT)
me, after toilet

USA - Tuesday, June 28, 2005 at 13:48:41 (EDT)
mj's toilet this morning

USA - Tuesday, June 28, 2005 at 13:35:45 (EDT)
Who's calling me an atoll?
GR
USA - Tuesday, June 28, 2005 at 13:25:28 (EDT)
yes...yes I do...
v!c
USA - Tuesday, June 28, 2005 at 12:45:35 (EDT)
anybody know where i can pick me up a cowboy hat air freshner?
mj
USA - Tuesday, June 28, 2005 at 12:07:14 (EDT)
did it smell like
muddy briefs?
USA - Tuesday, June 28, 2005 at 12:00:32 (EDT)
that's an atoll
v!c
USA - Tuesday, June 28, 2005 at 11:54:38 (EDT)
mine was island with moat!
mj
USA - Tuesday, June 28, 2005 at 11:51:32 (EDT)
yeah? well MINE was the size of Muddy Briefs
v!c
USA - Tuesday, June 28, 2005 at 11:31:22 (EDT)
had a beautiful morning myself
size of small 3rd world country
USA - Tuesday, June 28, 2005 at 11:08:16 (EDT)
speakin' of pork barrels, you shoulda seen this dump I took this morning
v!c
USA - Tuesday, June 28, 2005 at 10:57:21 (EDT)
A maggot infested taste of why the bush junta hates d-kos.... and more reason to hate Haliburton

KBR regularly and consistently fed expired food (food past its freshness date by up to a year!) to our troops in Iraq. Refrigerated food and frozen food in the refrigeration trucks would be left to spoil when the trucks were turned off. He also said that the KBR management would throw parties for themselves three to four times a week and served perfectly good food at the parties! Added to this, they would feed the troops 10,000 meals and charge the government for 20,000 meals.
WiF of pork barrel gone bad
USA - Tuesday, June 28, 2005 at 10:31:49 (EDT)
oh, hello
WiF
USA - Tuesday, June 28, 2005 at 10:23:45 (EDT)
the murder monkey's minions are up to no good again
daily kos rules
USA - Tuesday, June 28, 2005 at 10:22:49 (EDT)
hello
mj
USA - Tuesday, June 28, 2005 at 10:14:29 (EDT)
never know what
the trawl netting will drag in
USA - Tuesday, June 28, 2005 at 10:04:30 (EDT)
Remember jerzy grrrl and her pals doing the Mermaid Parade?

WiF of this year's catch-o-mermaids
USA - Tuesday, June 28, 2005 at 10:02:04 (EDT)
How about the island churning out charting HITS? FF to make ep this fall, surely to break all previous soundcheck request records haha.
Sneak
USA - Tuesday, June 28, 2005 at 09:58:11 (EDT)
SHUT UP slut-tard
chong
USA - Tuesday, June 28, 2005 at 09:37:12 (EDT)
im so dum i dont even rember how dum i am
chong
USA - Tuesday, June 28, 2005 at 09:29:20 (EDT)
I don't even post here anymore so that couldn't have been me.
chong
USA - Tuesday, June 28, 2005 at 09:26:04 (EDT)
you are invited to
BSTC
USA - Tuesday, June 28, 2005 at 09:23:51 (EDT)
im stupid
chong
USA - Tuesday, June 28, 2005 at 08:55:34 (EDT)
Vic, you ignorant slut, it's Pedro MARTINEZ not RAMIREZ fer chrissakes. I'm not even full bull dyke and even I know that
mj
USA - Monday, June 27, 2005 at 20:16:33 (EDT)
Yah--just watched Maria Full of Grace last night. I wouldn't say *grace*.
GR
USA - Monday, June 27, 2005 at 19:52:29 (EDT)
v!c
good point, ed
USA - Monday, June 27, 2005 at 19:47:09 (EDT)
Citibeat tomorrow noon to 3pm, 91.1FM or wsmu.org/listen
ed
USA - Monday, June 27, 2005 at 17:38:19 (EDT)
What's more impressive is swallowing two dozen balloons each of which contains a few grams of cocaine.
ed
USA - Monday, June 27, 2005 at 17:37:29 (EDT)
time for a little bungie

WiF
USA - Monday, June 27, 2005 at 16:32:03 (EDT)
I meant 4 inches WIDE, dummy.
v!c
USA - Monday, June 27, 2005 at 15:43:16 (EDT)
Did someone say "sue me"?
Dewey, Cheatham, & Howe
USA - Monday, June 27, 2005 at 15:38:52 (EDT)
Ok, so I can't spell Jheri curls and apparently I've got a four inch cock. Sue me. And leave it to Briefs to come up with the stickball goods. Nice job.
v!c
USA - Monday, June 27, 2005 at 15:25:32 (EDT)
Speaking of jheri curl, Bruce Hornsby is working on a bluegrass album on which they're doing a cover of Super Freak.
WiF
USA - Monday, June 27, 2005 at 15:20:03 (EDT)
Pedro Martinez: country of origin Dominican Republic Victor Martinez: country of origin Venezuela look alike yes, relative no.
Muddy Briefs
USA - Monday, June 27, 2005 at 15:17:28 (EDT)
sure thing v!c, but what's going to substitute for the other 5' 8"?
bah dump dum
USA - Monday, June 27, 2005 at 15:14:40 (EDT)
ok baseball fans, recent trivia question: during a recent Sox game (I forget against whom) there was player on the opposing team that was not only named Martinez, but resembled one Petey Ramirez of pitching fame down to the Jerry curls...is this a Petey look-alike or some 1st cousin or what?
v!c
USA - Monday, June 27, 2005 at 14:56:48 (EDT)
Talent? Indeed!
v!c
USA - Monday, June 27, 2005 at 14:52:38 (EDT)
mj, I will personally put a 6 foot baloon down your throat to demonstrate if you wish. Bring the balloon and your well lubricated esophagus to the geeg and all will become clear..... well all will be clear other than you breathing passage that is.
Tipsy says breathing is over-rated
USA - Monday, June 27, 2005 at 14:42:56 (EDT)
see?

USA - Monday, June 27, 2005 at 14:42:24 (EDT)
ummm..where the fuck does the balloon go now? Here's the deal. People that swallow 6 foot ballons, whole, live to be a healthy 100. Someone who's eaten grains, exercised regulary and volunteers with sick children get's colon cancer and dies early
mj
USA - Monday, June 27, 2005 at 14:16:42 (EDT)
word to the v!c, that swallow clip has talent written all over it.
sum bird watcher
USA - Monday, June 27, 2005 at 14:15:16 (EDT)
Apologies from the Captain on any lost lurks. I'm sure your lurk was important, sir. Spammy Ramirez had to hit some anal teen fisting spam out of the park
BSTC
USA - Monday, June 27, 2005 at 14:12:09 (EDT)
mj, tell your "friend", no. Hating me is strictly full time work.
WiF
USA - Monday, June 27, 2005 at 14:11:54 (EDT)
HEY! My pictures-of-swallows comment got nixed. Is there a ban on being depressed (non-clinically) and making Audobon references? Well I found an Audobon friendly swallow clip anyway.
WiF more sleight of lurk sh!z here
USA - Monday, June 27, 2005 at 14:09:55 (EDT)
this heat so bad mj gotta get in the shower and shave everything that ain't nailed down
mj
USA - Monday, June 27, 2005 at 14:05:29 (EDT)
Roger "Race" Bannon: a look to emulate?
drugsy
USA - Monday, June 27, 2005 at 14:02:41 (EDT)
I've asked before but never got an answer. Can one be clinically depressed and STILL have the energy to hate you all?
mj
USA - Monday, June 27, 2005 at 13:59:23 (EDT)
Did I see Sneak racing up and down Spoogy Drive on Sunday?
doff
USA - Monday, June 27, 2005 at 13:56:42 (EDT)
Nipsy will be Tipsy on both said occasions.
Tipsy's agent provacateur
USA - Monday, June 27, 2005 at 13:45:41 (EDT)
well, THIS banana is dancing; anyway, do we have Nipsy for the 16th and/or 23rd?
v!c
USA - Monday, June 27, 2005 at 13:01:24 (EDT)
funny?
I thought it was a banana
USA - Monday, June 27, 2005 at 12:52:41 (EDT)
this is funny

USA - Monday, June 27, 2005 at 12:35:33 (EDT)
Dodge Charger report: 1st tank: 100 miles, total. 2nd tank: 3 hrs of burnouts and drag racing on fall river ave. Fuckin A right its got a hemi!
Sneak
USA - Monday, June 27, 2005 at 12:07:49 (EDT)
Prius report: 1st tank=52mpg. 2nd tank=64mpg.
An army of none.
USA - Monday, June 27, 2005 at 11:41:08 (EDT)
v!c comment disappear. hm. anyway, try this: Benny Sizzler Prevents That Sinking Feeling! or: Don't Get Mad, Get Benny Sizzler
v!c
USA - Monday, June 27, 2005 at 11:29:50 (EDT)
I saw the QOC
Lounging lanquidly by the sea
A transistor radio to her ear
proclaiming her love for Big Papi
The Tan Man
USA - Monday, June 27, 2005 at 11:29:39 (EDT)
scary advert image- Devon Knows How They Make Benny Sizzler So Creamy.
WiF
USA - Monday, June 27, 2005 at 11:15:16 (EDT)
Favorite so far, "Let the Benny Sizzler take the strain."
GR
USA - Monday, June 27, 2005 at 11:01:47 (EDT)
A band-saw?
GR
USA - Monday, June 27, 2005 at 10:40:03 (EDT)
v!c
USA - Monday, June 27, 2005 at 09:48:18 (EDT)
Finally a site for me to see old-lady-tattoos. The term stretched canvas comes to mind. Off to see if I can find a boob tattoo of Toulouse-Lautrec that has since been transformed into Larry Bird.
WiF
USA - Monday, June 27, 2005 at 08:40:14 (EDT)
7:06
Time of the Devil
USA - Sunday, June 26, 2005 at 09:37:39 (EDT)
I won't be able to pick up my daughter from school on Tuesday
Richard Rinkle
USA - Saturday, June 25, 2005 at 19:58:50 (EDT)
Dear George,

How's that whole fourth-place thing working out for you?

Regards,

-petey

- Saturday, June 25, 2005 at 07:00:54 (EDT)
Dear Orioles,

Thanks for keeping it warm for us. We'll take it from here.

Regards,

-champs

- Saturday, June 25, 2005 at 07:00:06 (EDT)
in fact without permission i would DARE NOT desecrate the neck of a quid so i lofted off the old jamestown bridge straight into the hyatt pool. towering like a manny popup. amused they were not.
boris
- Friday, June 24, 2005 at 18:19:47 (EDT)
good day cruel loik!
v!c
USA - Friday, June 24, 2005 at 18:05:54 (EDT)
Has Tom Cruise gone mad?
v!c
USA - Friday, June 24, 2005 at 17:06:15 (EDT)
Look! It's a madman, and he ain't even a member of the White House staff (although I hear this brought his resume to the top of the pile at the White House).

WiF
USA - Friday, June 24, 2005 at 16:49:46 (EDT)
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmclam...ahem. dirty, what you doin' on Aclamneck Island without permission?
v!c
USA - Friday, June 24, 2005 at 16:41:07 (EDT)
saw the license plate KOL yesterday. some young cranston clam in a silver intrepid.
dirty
- Friday, June 24, 2005 at 16:23:45 (EDT)
excatly?
exdogly yours
USA - Friday, June 24, 2005 at 15:48:23 (EDT)
GENEVA (AFX) - Washington has, for the first time, acknowledged to the United Nations that prisoners have been tortured at US detention centres in Guantanamo Bay, as well as Afghanistan and Iraq, a UN source said.
The acknowledgement was made in a report submitted to the UN Committee against Torture, said a member of the ten-person panel, speaking on on condition of anonymity.
WiF of the last throes of credibility dissolving
USA - Friday, June 24, 2005 at 15:47:31 (EDT)
Yes it is sour
WiF
USA - Friday, June 24, 2005 at 15:46:31 (EDT)
WiF

USA - Friday, June 24, 2005 at 15:42:16 (EDT)
did anybody tell you lurkers yet today?
WiF
USA - Friday, June 24, 2005 at 15:16:19 (EDT)
did someone break yon lurk?
v!c
USA - Friday, June 24, 2005 at 14:20:47 (EDT)
Shana Alexander (you ignorant bitch) will not be down to argue at breakfast.
chef
USA - Friday, June 24, 2005 at 13:15:04 (EDT)
suicide by Sarducci
v!c
USA - Friday, June 24, 2005 at 12:31:02 (EDT)
What would Father Guido Sarducci say?

USA - Friday, June 24, 2005 at 12:30:07 (EDT)
can you imagine the last words out of that dying chicken's lips were "BENNY SIZZLER"? tragic
v!c
USA - Friday, June 24, 2005 at 12:27:52 (EDT)
Sneak, was it the crazy german landlord spraying agent orange around all the buildings and trees so she doesn't have to use a weed wacker what scared you off?
suicide by office
USA - Friday, June 24, 2005 at 11:59:59 (EDT)
Yo MJ I nearly stopped by yo studio of design doom on my way by round 530 last night. But then I realized I didn't want to.
Sneak
USA - Friday, June 24, 2005 at 11:49:10 (EDT)
El DeBarge = El Diablo
v!c
USA - Friday, June 24, 2005 at 11:48:34 (EDT)
Why go to there when you can check out my own stonehenge in my own toi toi, GR?
mj
USA - Friday, June 24, 2005 at 11:29:41 (EDT)
anyone up for a trip to Glastonbury?
GR
USA - Friday, June 24, 2005 at 11:21:06 (EDT)
would you all please stop picking on my bf El?
GR
USA - Friday, June 24, 2005 at 10:59:21 (EDT)
ah ha, figgered what am that pic of
WiF of boulderdash
USA - Friday, June 24, 2005 at 09:46:50 (EDT)
nappy dugout google image

WiF
USA - Friday, June 24, 2005 at 09:38:56 (EDT)
in Newport---on fucking July 23rd. What is it with that night and shows? Grrrrrrrrrr!
sneak
USA - Thursday, June 23, 2005 at 23:37:00 (EDT)
"A Long Way Down" sounds great. I love Hornby's novels. Can't wait for the movie of this one.
ed
USA - Thursday, June 23, 2005 at 19:01:10 (EDT)
doff, what say ye blue van?
v!c
USA - Thursday, June 23, 2005 at 17:50:55 (EDT)
Don't forget us!

USA - Thursday, June 23, 2005 at 17:49:55 (EDT)
Doff, this is all you GD well need to know.

USA - Thursday, June 23, 2005 at 17:48:47 (EDT)
Can someone explain the DeBarge family to me? Are they all brothers ala the Jackson 5 or brothers ala the Ramones? Or are they just brothers ala Shaft? And is there one named Al?
doff
USA - Thursday, June 23, 2005 at 17:44:35 (EDT)

USA - Thursday, June 23, 2005 at 17:06:59 (EDT)
MJ: noun nappy dugout Vagina. The dugout is the dug-in bench at the side of a baseball field where players wait until they are up to play. Nappy comes from hair napping up, sort of the way it it on the way to dreading. The nappy dugout would be the dugout (small enclave a few steps off the main field) that has nappy hair (pubic hair). "Giving up the nappy dugout" -- Ludacris ('Phat Rabbit) Retrieved from "http://www.rapdict.org/Nappy_dugout"
v!c
USA - Thursday, June 23, 2005 at 17:05:35 (EDT)
uhh any of you guys know anyhting about "suicide by hall monitor"?
mj
USA - Thursday, June 23, 2005 at 17:02:30 (EDT)
HOLD THE BARGE!
v!c
USA - Thursday, June 23, 2005 at 17:00:44 (EDT)
Hmmm. Only if you have already taken steps to procure this.
Must Own
USA - Thursday, June 23, 2005 at 16:56:19 (EDT)
Whaddya think? This a good one for the library?
GR
USA - Thursday, June 23, 2005 at 16:48:05 (EDT)
Iron maiden said it best "bring your border...to the slaurghter..."
KOL
USA - Thursday, June 23, 2005 at 16:14:06 (EDT)
Hey, somebody has been pilfering from the suicide scrapbook.
Order Me One Cannoli
USA - Thursday, June 23, 2005 at 16:03:22 (EDT)
Hey, I'm ready to slaughter my 2. Send PETA my way.
GR
USA - Thursday, June 23, 2005 at 15:57:43 (EDT)
what? a story of slaughtering thousands of pets doesn't catch your interest?
ugly ugly story
USA - Thursday, June 23, 2005 at 15:01:36 (EDT)
something is rotten in dugoutville
Sneak
USA - Thursday, June 23, 2005 at 14:23:05 (EDT)
I'm not even gonna click on your crotch to see what kinda propaganda you're spreading. Now get below me
mj
USA - Thursday, June 23, 2005 at 13:48:35 (EDT)
mj, you ain't gonna like this one AT ALL. You wouldn't happen to be a member of PETA?
WiF
USA - Thursday, June 23, 2005 at 13:40:05 (EDT)
muddy at least football IS exciting whether it's once a week or whatever, as opposed to yawnball's not-quite watch-the-grass-grow excitement level.
WiF
USA - Thursday, June 23, 2005 at 13:37:32 (EDT)
Right. And at what point does the batter head to MJ's nappy dugout?
v!c
USA - Thursday, June 23, 2005 at 13:36:38 (EDT)
Vic, if 1st base is occupied at time of dropped 3rd strike the batter must head for the dugout. On other point I said reach 1st base not run to it. If you're apinch runner you've reached 1st.
Muddy Briefs
USA - Thursday, June 23, 2005 at 13:34:56 (EDT)
Speaking of baseball, my nurse wheeled me to McCoy last night and I saw Dustin Pedroia's big debut
mj
USA - Thursday, June 23, 2005 at 13:29:13 (EDT)
I honestly don't know how to answer that. How 'bout a little nappy dugout?
v!c
USA - Thursday, June 23, 2005 at 13:28:33 (EDT)
vic, if i blow the whole dugout does that mean I can get a free ice cream?
mj
USA - Thursday, June 23, 2005 at 13:24:51 (EDT)
two things: what if 1st is NOT open? and doesn't the batter need to get to 1st before a pinch runner can replace him?
v!c
USA - Thursday, June 23, 2005 at 13:02:33 (EDT)
Oh Wif, I actually read one of your posts and what a "croc"of shit! Football is only exciting because it's played once a week. If the best teams QB is injured that team is fucked because of a short season. In baseball's long season injured players can actually come back and help restore their team to prominance making it more likely that the best baseball teams will win over the long haul.
Muddy Briefs
USA - Thursday, June 23, 2005 at 13:02:20 (EDT)
update- only 49 days till real sport
WiF
USA - Thursday, June 23, 2005 at 12:54:43 (EDT)
Wiggie, if you pinch a "runner" it'll trickle out your pantaloon leg thus negating the need to remove said shorts.
WiF
USA - Thursday, June 23, 2005 at 12:47:40 (EDT)
Vic here are all the ways you can reach 1st without getting a hit:HBP,error, dropped 3rd strike if 1st base is open, BB, catcher interference, fielder's choice, pinch running.
Muddy Briefs
USA - Thursday, June 23, 2005 at 12:45:23 (EDT)
Briefs, you're a walking rule book.
v!c
USA - Thursday, June 23, 2005 at 12:38:03 (EDT)
define "older larger teen"; ok, how 'bout a batter with two strikes...takes a swing at a pitch and misses but the catcher drops the ball...batter can run, yes?
v!c
USA - Thursday, June 23, 2005 at 12:30:18 (EDT)
As a kid, I was once punched in the face by an older, larger teen for insisting that his bunt attempt gone foul with 2 strikes already meant he was out.
KOL
USA - Thursday, June 23, 2005 at 12:24:54 (EDT)
stupid stupid question BUT if you have to pinch a loaf do you have to keep 'er in your shorts?
Wiggie
USA - Thursday, June 23, 2005 at 12:11:24 (EDT)
Yes Victor the pinch runner assumes the batting spot for the replaced but can play anywhere in the field. The pinch runner will bat for the replaced until either replaced himself or the game ends. If the pinch runner is replaced in the field after running he cannot come back in the game.
muddy Briefs
USA - Thursday, June 23, 2005 at 12:05:52 (EDT)
stupid stupid question, but is this sort of behavior allowed by the rules? Or is it only recognized in Massachusetts?

WiF
USA - Thursday, June 23, 2005 at 12:04:48 (EDT)
stup!d stup!d question but does the pinch runner assume the place of the guy he runs for in the batting order for the duration of the game?
v!c
USA - Thursday, June 23, 2005 at 11:38:46 (EDT)
speaking of chop chop... this really has to hurt

WiF
USA - Thursday, June 23, 2005 at 11:14:02 (EDT)
chop chop

USA - Thursday, June 23, 2005 at 10:30:10 (EDT)
that is one rich luxurious brown
v!c
USA - Thursday, June 23, 2005 at 10:20:07 (EDT)
did someone say
Tabitha?
USA - Thursday, June 23, 2005 at 10:06:22 (EDT)
I partied in Tabitha's south county and left a little soren myself.
Jim Tarricani
USA - Thursday, June 23, 2005 at 09:51:15 (EDT)
Also every Tuesday from noon to 3PM.
ed
USA - Thursday, June 23, 2005 at 09:07:54 (EDT)
Hey- who wants to party in south county with Tabitha Soren?
Sneak
USA - Thursday, June 23, 2005 at 08:35:39 (EDT)
As long as you're not up against Jeff Charles you'll be fine!
Hardy
USA - Thursday, June 23, 2005 at 06:48:47 (EDT)
other Friday from 7 to 10PM (next Friday show is July 1st).
ed
USA - Wednesday, June 22, 2005 at 21:29:53 (EDT)
"Whatever poison they're spraying at Fox, its not enough,"
fair and balanced and somewhat toxic
USA - Wednesday, June 22, 2005 at 17:04:30 (EDT)

USA - Wednesday, June 22, 2005 at 16:49:54 (EDT)
Watch for the frozen cabbage at yon PawSox game. And I'll be hitting the Defecatur iffen you get rained out and are looking fer a hovel in dryer condition.
WiF
USA - Wednesday, June 22, 2005 at 16:38:21 (EDT)
ah ha, not hotlink police, company filter
maybe I was better off not seeing that
USA - Wednesday, June 22, 2005 at 16:33:11 (EDT)
WHAT AM CROTCH!
mj
USA - Wednesday, June 22, 2005 at 16:31:33 (EDT)
oh ya gotta see that one
curse the hotlink police
USA - Wednesday, June 22, 2005 at 16:18:14 (EDT)
what am crotch???

Chaztitty Belte
USA - Wednesday, June 22, 2005 at 16:17:23 (EDT)
I SAID- what am crotch?

USA - Wednesday, June 22, 2005 at 16:15:20 (EDT)
what am crotch?

USA - Wednesday, June 22, 2005 at 16:14:41 (EDT)
new lurkism- "What am crotch?"
WiF
USA - Wednesday, June 22, 2005 at 16:00:48 (EDT)
Fucking ed, you need to post REMINDERS of when your show is on. Ralphie gotta listen to something other than cubicle mate's teeth gnashing
"Ralphie"
USA - Wednesday, June 22, 2005 at 15:43:34 (EDT)
At least the Kenyan grandfather gets a nice new leopard rug for his rec room...
ed
USA - Wednesday, June 22, 2005 at 15:41:26 (EDT)
knowing WHERE the crotch is but not knowing WHAT the crotch is =funny funny funny
"Ralphie"
USA - Wednesday, June 22, 2005 at 15:41:15 (EDT)
GR, the answer is a'three...(hmmm...let's erect the world's largest popsicle in NYC on the first day of summer...good idea?) BSTC, you deleted one of Ralphie's posts and he's FUCKIN' PISSED OFF. AND his cat's breath smells like cat food.
v!c
USA - Wednesday, June 22, 2005 at 15:35:17 (EDT)
How many licks does it take to....oh, no, it's melting, melting!
GR
USA - Wednesday, June 22, 2005 at 15:20:51 (EDT)
you mean to tell me someone (or someTHING, in your case) actually WATCHES poker on TV?
BSTC
USA - Wednesday, June 22, 2005 at 15:20:42 (EDT)
thanks BSTC
dead man's hand
USA - Wednesday, June 22, 2005 at 15:09:21 (EDT)
Alright, I'm beginning to think someone in the Kenyan and Ethiopia wire rooms is smoking some serious cheeba.
NAIROBI (Reuters) - A 73-year-old Kenyan grandfather reached into the mouth of an attacking leopard and tore out its tongue to kill it, authorities said Wednesday.
WiF
USA - Wednesday, June 22, 2005 at 15:07:56 (EDT)
deos ANYBODY like POKeR? ANYBODY? Isn't it for inbreds and ben affleck and THAT's IT? it's a G-tech conspiracy takeover I tell you. Fuck the Captain up the ass!
BSTC
USA - Wednesday, June 22, 2005 at 15:05:25 (EDT)
I will have to, as them Meat Puppets say, split myself in two for them geegs.
GR
USA - Wednesday, June 22, 2005 at 14:22:09 (EDT)
and I'm pointing at my crotch
so I must know where it is
USA - Wednesday, June 22, 2005 at 14:18:40 (EDT)
I gradiated form the mj scool of rolllovers
WiF
USA - Wednesday, June 22, 2005 at 14:17:22 (EDT) what's a Boris?
hey there Ralphie boy!
USA - Wednesday, June 22, 2005 at 13:40:41 (EDT)
Hey MJ, make sure you clean up the 'ol dugout before the game tonight!
ML
USA - Wednesday, June 22, 2005 at 13:38:15 (EDT)
Ralphie, if i have to tell you what a crotch is then there's no hope for you, Boris or wif
mj
USA - Wednesday, June 22, 2005 at 13:14:28 (EDT)
what's a crotch?
Ralphie Wiggum
USA - Wednesday, June 22, 2005 at 13:13:17 (EDT)
vic, a gig is something you don't have in the frontal area of your crotch
mj
USA - Wednesday, June 22, 2005 at 13:11:32 (EDT)
"the Lon leeps tonight"
mj
USA - Wednesday, June 22, 2005 at 13:10:51 (EDT)
what's a gig?
v!c
USA - Wednesday, June 22, 2005 at 13:10:08 (EDT)
leeps, sleeps
schmeeps
USA - Wednesday, June 22, 2005 at 12:54:59 (EDT)
meet the next viral urban legend-
ADDIS ABABA, Ethiopia — A 12-year-old girl who was abducted and beaten by men trying to force her into a marriage was found being guarded by three lions that apparently had chased off her captors, a policeman said yesterday.
WiF
USA - Wednesday, June 22, 2005 at 12:53:51 (EDT)
"I have to do 'the PawSox in the rain'", sounds like the name of a tune you learn in first year piano lessons. Or is that just a reference to what "position" mj will be assuming in front of the bench whilst peeking out through the venetians?
suuuuwing batter batter batter suuuuuuwing
USA - Wednesday, June 22, 2005 at 12:46:24 (EDT)
so toniiiiiight is Meathead's beach party. I have to do the PawSox in the rain. Anybody else going?
mj
USA - Wednesday, June 22, 2005 at 11:57:10 (EDT)
well my friend chickened out on the suicide by cop action so I , I mean my friend, was wondering about suicide by campus security...?
mj
USA - Wednesday, June 22, 2005 at 11:50:12 (EDT)
listen, just because I'm clinically depressed doesn't mean I still can't HATE YOU ALL!
mj
USA - Wednesday, June 22, 2005 at 11:47:44 (EDT)
TWO geegs

USA - Wednesday, June 22, 2005 at 11:43:16 (EDT)
death's warm embrace via orifice of the court
by way of explanation
USA - Wednesday, June 22, 2005 at 11:43:09 (EDT)
I can't go to the show! We are playing at the living room that night :(
KOL
USA - Wednesday, June 22, 2005 at 11:41:31 (EDT)
Oh my dog! A geeg??? Is Jakes installing a set of venetians special for the occasion?
WiF
USA - Wednesday, June 22, 2005 at 11:36:31 (EDT)
Suicide by Police?
GR
USA - Wednesday, June 22, 2005 at 11:07:38 (EDT)

Why am I so hated?
USA - Wednesday, June 22, 2005 at 11:02:27 (EDT)
is it the one about a pentagram and a pick axe?
Sneak
USA - Wednesday, June 22, 2005 at 10:01:13 (EDT)
kill yourself

USA - Wednesday, June 22, 2005 at 09:51:49 (EDT)
I have one of them thar catchy Suicide Liquors songs in me hed. what do I do?
GR
USA - Wednesday, June 22, 2005 at 09:33:47 (EDT)
So mj, has your "friend" considered suicide by marionette?
WiF
USA - Wednesday, June 22, 2005 at 09:33:37 (EDT)
Ah yes, the endearing tale of

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