Cardinal Law
USA - Wednesday, May 18, 2005 at 10:03:16 (EDT)
Hi everybody! We are hanging around outside the window of the library today. 
GR
USA - Wednesday, May 18, 2005 at 10:01:39 (EDT)
Billy Idol at Lupo's The Strand...WTF?!
v!c
USA - Wednesday, May 18, 2005 at 09:48:18 (EDT)
"Good Charlotte, Simple Plan and Relient K play punk rock at Dunkin' Donuts Center in Providence." WTF?
K Car
USA - Wednesday, May 18, 2005 at 09:39:27 (EDT)
Another lurker birthday? More Tauri in the house? How much bull can we put up with?
GR
USA - Wednesday, May 18, 2005 at 09:37:35 (EDT)
"The jump didn't happen quite as he wanted," the police source said. "He died on impact."
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USA - Wednesday, May 18, 2005 at 05:36:07 (EDT)
Last panel make me piss pants. so much dishonor
CHONG LEE
USA - Tuesday, May 17, 2005 at 21:18:23 (EDT)
I will do that. And dance with myself at mezzanine corner stage right. Report tomorrow.
v!c
USA - Tuesday, May 17, 2005 at 18:19:56 (EDT)
Don't forget to sing along during Mony Mony.
GR
USA - Tuesday, May 17, 2005 at 18:14:11 (EDT)
anytime your jonesing KOL, my duc will service your needs.
doff
USA - Tuesday, May 17, 2005 at 17:23:39 (EDT)
Bobby Idol Rocks!!!
so big a star his cock has a rock star attitude
USA - Tuesday, May 17, 2005 at 16:54:17 (EDT)
Word of the day: Kill Residual
doff
USA - Tuesday, May 17, 2005 at 16:42:59 (EDT)
Billy Idol tonight lurkers...BILLY Idol. Not his coattails brother BOBBY Idol.
v!c
USA - Tuesday, May 17, 2005 at 16:34:02 (EDT)
Greenwood argued that consensual sex doesn't mean "anything goes. ... The fact that some behavior was agreed to by the parties doesn't mean all behavior was agreed to by the parties."
The woman's attorney didn't immediately return a telephone call Monday.
v!c
USA - Tuesday, May 17, 2005 at 16:03:05 (EDT)
VIVE LA...
"splat"
USA - Tuesday, May 17, 2005 at 15:59:38 (EDT)
word-
Be careful, all the same friends, not to break your penis.
USA - Tuesday, May 17, 2005 at 14:36:18 (EDT)
Sorry to hear your case didn't go so well v!c. Is your lawyer perchance related to a certain real man?
WiF
USA - Tuesday, May 17, 2005 at 14:30:16 (EDT)
damn
spam
USA - Tuesday, May 17, 2005 at 14:27:51 (EDT)
Is this the cat crap them spammers is talking about? 
GR
USA - Tuesday, May 17, 2005 at 14:11:07 (EDT)
wtf did Maine do that they always get the phony terrorists shipped there way?
enquiring mind
USA - Tuesday, May 17, 2005 at 13:53:48 (EDT)
just look at the gams on that there mule
sum typical republican
USA - Tuesday, May 17, 2005 at 13:32:50 (EDT)
damn
spam
USA - Tuesday, May 17, 2005 at 13:30:38 (EDT)
foreplay is sexy
USA - Tuesday, May 17, 2005 at 13:03:23 (EDT)
The mule fvcker went on Fox again
Alan continued the question with "if it were a washing machine would you have sexual intercourse with it?"
Horsley replied, paraphasing, "I hadn't thought about it, but I would have had sex with anything wet and warm that moved."
WiF
USA - Tuesday, May 17, 2005 at 11:52:07 (EDT)
who the hell is this piano playing dude in the label-less wet suit?
USA - Tuesday, May 17, 2005 at 11:24:40 (EDT)
THIS chick?
USA - Tuesday, May 17, 2005 at 10:20:56 (EDT)
Hey V!C, this chick is hot for you!
Dood
USA - Tuesday, May 17, 2005 at 10:15:55 (EDT)
my a bitch? huh? anyway, I just came from the hallowed halls of Middblob Town Hall where I surrendered 125 hard earned ugly dollars
v!c
USA - Tuesday, May 17, 2005 at 10:10:28 (EDT)
You could always throw your bike into the back of my wagon for the ride to Auburn. I just made reservations for my g@y @ss weekend in Provincetown! Any other ladies wanna join us? I think MJ needs some time off for good behavior (and drag queen karaoke).
GR
USA - Tuesday, May 17, 2005 at 09:37:11 (EDT)
BSA jacket = dust jacket.
Cy-Kill
USA - Tuesday, May 17, 2005 at 01:38:48 (EDT)
I guess KOL plans on walking to Auburn.
don
USA - Tuesday, May 17, 2005 at 01:33:02 (EDT)
Somebody nailed Nails before Nails nailed Nails.
drugsy
USA - Tuesday, May 17, 2005 at 01:30:34 (EDT)
HOLY SHIT! That dood's wife has FOUR ARMS!
DOOD
USA - Tuesday, May 17, 2005 at 00:18:34 (EDT)
SOLD!
KOL
USA - Monday, May 16, 2005 at 22:37:58 (EDT)
So, your wife decides to go out with her friends drinking and dancing.
You're okay with it because you get to watch sports all night. You hear
her stumble into bed around 4. You wake up next morning and go outside
to the family Volvo, which she used last night. You are happy to see it
all in one piece. But.....wait a minute ............ What the
hell?.....
Happy Home
USA - Monday, May 16, 2005 at 21:45:06 (EDT)
GO ahead don, what have YOU got to lose? slap eddie andleman on his fat ass for me.
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USA - Monday, May 16, 2005 at 21:41:34 (EDT)
This dood asked me to go on a hot dog safari. Do you think it'll be a good time?
doff
USA - Monday, May 16, 2005 at 21:19:02 (EDT)
No v!c, your a bitch.
Popo Bawa
USA - Monday, May 16, 2005 at 20:24:41 (EDT)
Ain't spam a b!tch?
v!c
USA - Monday, May 16, 2005 at 17:59:25 (EDT)
Newsweek fvked up the source
but korans were mucked about
USA - Monday, May 16, 2005 at 17:13:15 (EDT)
the refrigerator magnet
god scolded me for linking to
USA - Monday, May 16, 2005 at 16:48:37 (EDT)
God Hates Shrimp
Shrimp, crab, lobster, clams, mussels, all these are an abomination before the Lord, just as gays are an abomination. Why stop at protesting gay marriage? Bring all of God's law unto the heathens and the sodomites. We call upon all Christians to join the crusade against Long John Silver's and Red Lobster. Yea, even Popeye's shall be cleansed. The name of Bubba shall be anathema. We must stop the unbelievers from destroying the sanctity of our restaurants.
USA - Monday, May 16, 2005 at 16:47:05 (EDT)
I'd rather see an old satisfied gal, I hear them old UNsatified gals can be pretty.... er, demanding
beat down enough already
USA - Monday, May 16, 2005 at 16:41:30 (EDT)
If I'm a "young hungry guy" I'd hate to see an old satisfied gal.
v!c
USA - Monday, May 16, 2005 at 16:28:20 (EDT)
v!c my lecherous compadre, I had a feeling that ad would appeal to your appetites
my "demographic" is responding in a pavlovian tizzy
USA - Monday, May 16, 2005 at 15:58:51 (EDT)
"She's very appealing to our demographic," which he described as young, hungry guys.
v!c (one young hungry guy)
USA - Monday, May 16, 2005 at 15:15:36 (EDT)
sodomizing gremlin?
USA - Monday, May 16, 2005 at 14:14:39 (EDT)
what's the difference between Iraq and Vietnam?
secret answer you know where
USA - Monday, May 16, 2005 at 14:08:15 (EDT)
would feel much worse for ManUre fans if i didn't have so much practice being... - a spurs fan and
- a bruins fan
doris
- Monday, May 16, 2005 at 13:52:15 (EDT)
Chong goes to Tanzania?
"But for superstitious Zanzibaris a visit from the sodomizing gremlin is no joke."
Popo Bawa
USA - Monday, May 16, 2005 at 12:50:50 (EDT)
I'll have the Spicy BBQ Burger with a side order of sleazy blonde, hold the thong, and I'll provide my own lather.
WiF
USA - Monday, May 16, 2005 at 12:27:58 (EDT)
This is the first thing to come up if you image google "37 ugly years".
USA - Monday, May 16, 2005 at 12:22:52 (EDT)
Doff mentally stole chong next joke!!!!
USA - Monday, May 16, 2005 at 11:59:40 (EDT)
sell your bike, sell your soul,
give up your life of rock'n'roll
USA - Monday, May 16, 2005 at 11:43:32 (EDT)
You don't need that bike. Just climb out the sun roof in your blue beamer and steer with your feet. WR can work the pedals.
doff
USA - Monday, May 16, 2005 at 11:28:57 (EDT)
I hate to beat a dead goddamn horse but guess what song's on the radio right now.
v!c
USA - Monday, May 16, 2005 at 11:24:32 (EDT)
I think you should sell it. They are very dangerous. Only people who have nothing to live for should ride them. You know, like Don!
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One for you Les Paul fans
GRRRR
USA - Monday, May 16, 2005 at 11:05:55 (EDT)
quick-convince me why I should not sell my bike! Its on CL boston now and people want to look at it and I'm getting sad!
KOL
USA - Monday, May 16, 2005 at 10:54:00 (EDT)
Good Grief
Chuck
USA - Monday, May 16, 2005 at 10:17:04 (EDT)
On the Chapelle tip, I fear it may be worse than crazy, or should I say the worst kinda crazy. Caught a piece on the news yesterday with him saying he's been spending time with his new muslim pals reassessing the direction of his life. So long to laughter, hello to another brain-dead proseletyzing idiot.
so many muslims so few lions
USA - Monday, May 16, 2005 at 10:12:55 (EDT)
Baseball was ready to desegregate and allow Jackie Robinson, but tolerance was lacking for robots
Urkel built another robot, Laurabot, to be Urkelbot’s companion
USA - Monday, May 16, 2005 at 10:08:54 (EDT)
happy 37 2/365ths birthday there v!cster.
WiF
USA - Monday, May 16, 2005 at 10:08:21 (EDT)
damn
spam
USA - Monday, May 16, 2005 at 10:07:16 (EDT)
Gone nutty?
USA - Monday, May 16, 2005 at 09:53:05 (EDT)
there's nothing like dirty lurk birthday wishes; I thank ye all
v!c
USA - Monday, May 16, 2005 at 09:26:26 (EDT)
That's some spam! Happy day of your birth, Vic. Edging ever closer to death.
GR
USA - Sunday, May 15, 2005 at 22:02:48 (EDT)
hey vic if you wanna feel better go take consecutive free beer tours of harpoon and sam adams. it's T-able. then hit dead author's a.k.a. bukowski off boylston (NOT the cambridge one). if you really wanna go for the gusto, break a pool cue over the head of some black-turtleneck-wearing eurodoosh at boston beer works - any. it just. might. work.
dirty
- Sunday, May 15, 2005 at 09:30:54 (EDT)
Fin Fang Foom is a pussy.
Kirby
USA - Saturday, May 14, 2005 at 23:10:44 (EDT)
This place reminds me of the time i took a shit. That was cool and also
yesterday.
Tommy nuts
USA - Saturday, May 14, 2005 at 22:50:26 (EDT)
HI this webbie is super infomative. Eat balls.
Carl on a carphone
USA - Saturday, May 14, 2005 at 21:49:06 (EDT)
THis website breaks to the left.
Norin Radd
USA - Saturday, May 14, 2005 at 20:50:31 (EDT)
Much Honor.
Chong
USA - Saturday, May 14, 2005 at 14:56:09 (EDT)
If anyone particularly cares, and most of you probably don't, but I will be filling in from 7 to 10 PM Monday night on WSMU. 91.1FM or WSMU.org/listen
ed
USA - Saturday, May 14, 2005 at 14:26:41 (EDT)
Don't worry v!c, 37 is easy. 41 is the really hard one.
ed
USA - Saturday, May 14, 2005 at 14:23:40 (EDT)
37 ugly years.
doff
USA - Saturday, May 14, 2005 at 11:06:45 (EDT)
tomorrow will indeed be a horror...uncle v!c rolls 37 dear lurkeres...on that note, I bid thee adieu
v!c
USA - Friday, May 13, 2005 at 18:10:05 (EDT)
curse the hot link blockers
foiled again
USA - Friday, May 13, 2005 at 16:24:44 (EDT)
and a sequel
USA - Friday, May 13, 2005 at 16:23:52 (EDT)
wasn't there a horror flick called Saturday the 14th?
v!c
USA - Friday, May 13, 2005 at 16:14:58 (EDT)
Remember how they went on and on how that Wendy's finga tip was a woman's and they could tell cuz of the size and how well manicured it was etc?
so much for all the junior CSI types
USA - Friday, May 13, 2005 at 15:47:55 (EDT)
So how all y'all triskaidekaphobics holding up? And to those who doubt the curse of Friday the 13th, I say this, my mom was born on a Friday the 13th and had 6 kids just like me.
WiF
USA - Friday, May 13, 2005 at 15:44:28 (EDT)
My attorney has advised me not to comment. Suffice to say, I was DEFINITELY not the oldest attendee.
GR
USA - Friday, May 13, 2005 at 13:21:40 (EDT)
the show was fantastic. seriously. all the hits and then some. crowd singing along, great playing, very tight. surprisingly good. far better than say, guns n roses in 92 or even buzzcocks in 95. at least as good as the dictators recently with top ten back.
KOL
USA - Friday, May 13, 2005 at 12:09:10 (EDT)
D'ya think Peter Pan put the pixie dust whammy on the lurk?
pixilated in perpetuity
USA - Friday, May 13, 2005 at 11:48:40 (EDT)
This must be what amnesia feels like
WiF
USA - Friday, May 13, 2005 at 11:44:44 (EDT)
That be two days lost
WiF
USA - Friday, May 13, 2005 at 11:43:13 (EDT)
EFF the new york dolls. I'd rather see a reunion of MR BIGS TOYLAND on moody street in waltham.
Norin Radd
USA - Friday, May 13, 2005 at 11:42:08 (EDT)
How was show? Say. Say!
doff
USA - Friday, May 13, 2005 at 11:40:30 (EDT)
I blame David Johansen. And his Hindu love god adoration.
GR
USA - Friday, May 13, 2005 at 11:16:15 (EDT)
I think some botty deleted the whole Lurk! The remote site had 0kb in it! Wild! Everything from yesterday is lost - forever. The horror - the horror.
BSTC
USA - Friday, May 13, 2005 at 10:33:39 (EDT)
I'm here
Poo Poltergeist
USA - Tuesday, May 10, 2005 at 10:06:29 (EDT)
LURK
today's lurk brought
to you by
christian disposal theme park
Street Team working OT! See for yourself!
add
to this and be lurker number 
since 8/8/02
good afternoon, good evening, and good night.
HOT CARL
USA - Monday, May 09, 2005 at 19:49:23 (EDT)
good afternoon, good evening, and good night
v!c
USA - Monday, May 09, 2005 at 19:49:23 (EDT)
my soft sell two cents
Senator Chafee,
With the impending vote on Bolton's nomination I wanted to weigh in and first thank you for being one of the first to speak up and say this position at the UN required that the nominee be looked at carefully. I saw several media reports that left me with the impression that you'd be voting against his nomination and today I've been seeing reports that the committee will likely vote on strictly party lines.
I'm hoping this is not the case. It is clear that Bolton is not a merely bad choice, he is to quote another more respected than me, "an abysmal choice". I seriously hope you reconsider supporting this wrong-minded nominee of President Bush's.
And failing that, I'd like to demand that you at least help to postpone the vote until the materials that Senator Biden has requested can be reviewed by the whole committee. If a fair hearing is what's at issue, nothing should move forward until this basic request of Senator Biden's is satisfied.
Hoping I can continue my support of your good work,
sum yada yada
not easy to resist tearing him a new azzhole
USA - Monday, May 09, 2005 at 17:17:01 (EDT)
was he on the phone while riding?
that cautionary tale guy
USA - Monday, May 09, 2005 at 16:44:40 (EDT)
When I say hot I MEAN hot.
The sauce is 30 times hotter than the spiciest pepper and 8,000 times more fiery than Tabasco.
Diners must sign a disclaimer recommending “protective gloves and eye wear” — but even sweating testers in safety gear were blinded by tears for 30 minutes.
16,000,000 scovilles ain't no joke
USA - Monday, May 09, 2005 at 16:43:23 (EDT)
unnatural yes, but it got international coverage
buy ad space on clutzes
USA - Monday, May 09, 2005 at 16:41:28 (EDT)
Is that like a secret gas nozzle handshake?
what up with the thumb action?
USA - Monday, May 09, 2005 at 16:39:49 (EDT)
slightly g@y-@ss indeed
USA - Monday, May 09, 2005 at 16:23:22 (EDT)
Seems to be a rather unnatural pose for a spokesperson.
GR
USA - Monday, May 09, 2005 at 16:14:47 (EDT)
forget the metrosexual,
meet the PETROSEXUAL
USA - Monday, May 09, 2005 at 16:04:33 (EDT)
Time to contact Chafee and let him know we won't tolerate him kissing the murder monkey's ass.
online webform
United States Senate
141A Russell
Washington, DC 20510
(202) 224-2921
170 Westminster Street
Suite 1100
Providence, RI 02903
(401) 453-5294
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Room 272
Newport, RI 02840
(401) 845-0700
Hey's the key vote boys and girls
USA - Monday, May 09, 2005 at 15:49:05 (EDT)
note bene- sponsor
can you hear me now?.......... I SAID, CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?
USA - Monday, May 09, 2005 at 15:38:53 (EDT)
I repeat- frikkin OUCH!
USA - Monday, May 09, 2005 at 15:35:46 (EDT)
two words- frikkin OUCH!
USA - Monday, May 09, 2005 at 15:34:02 (EDT)
Watch out yon Mozilla users
your pants am unpatched
USA - Monday, May 09, 2005 at 15:31:58 (EDT)
damn
spam
USA - Monday, May 09, 2005 at 15:31:13 (EDT)
once again, your tax dollars hard at work... supporting war crimes
Saar also describes the 'snatch teams', known as the Initial Reaction Force (IRF), who remove unco-operative prisoners from their cells. He describes one such snatch where a prisoner's arm was broken. In a training session for an IRF team, one US soldier posing as a prisoner was beaten so badly that he suffered brain damage. It is believed the IRF team had not been told the 'detainee' was a soldier.
geneva convention? that like a star wars convention?
USA - Monday, May 09, 2005 at 14:58:46 (EDT)
Yard Gang? holy cr@p we're old
WiF my geritol laden stools
USA - Monday, May 09, 2005 at 14:54:02 (EDT)
mother fucking Yard Gang...
Jesus
USA - Monday, May 09, 2005 at 14:45:59 (EDT)
like a' this 'a?
USA - Monday, May 09, 2005 at 14:24:11 (EDT)
I just remembered...YARD GANG!!!! I used to have a little crush on Sue...I saw her nipple pop out of her shirt once, and I was hooked!
chef
USA - Monday, May 09, 2005 at 14:03:36 (EDT)
wait...the real Sue Fitz, from that band with Bob Howe...damn, I forgot the name, but remember the Sue..."Central Falls, oh, Central Falls, What ever happened to you?"...damn, what was the name of that band?
chef
USA - Monday, May 09, 2005 at 12:55:16 (EDT)
Would you believe
the dingo SAVED my baby?
USA - Monday, May 09, 2005 at 12:44:26 (EDT)
OH MY DOG! I was there when they took that pic. It took Anne several takes to maintain the shocked expression rather than laugh at Ed's flash. And who the fvk did the band write-up? drums like santa?
WiF my old stained Rocket shirt
USA - Monday, May 09, 2005 at 12:40:56 (EDT)
Do you see me in this pic? All I see is that damn Rocket tv that no one would let me stand on! (Damn it, QOC) 
Sue
USA - Monday, May 09, 2005 at 11:48:25 (EDT)
Looks like your band name was already taken, kol.
gr
USA - Monday, May 09, 2005 at 11:40:11 (EDT)
WOW--that is BAD!
GR
USA - Monday, May 09, 2005 at 11:30:12 (EDT)
Now that MJ has gone MIA from the lurk, lets call her RUBY TOPAZ!
DOOD
USA - Monday, May 09, 2005 at 11:11:55 (EDT)
Maybe Benny can work on "I'm a Believer" cover for July?
GRRRRR
USA - Monday, May 09, 2005 at 11:09:21 (EDT)
Mark Bram co-wrote the tune, dood
not dood
USA - Monday, May 09, 2005 at 10:55:49 (EDT)
Was I in Cool Beverages?
Sue Fitz
USA - Monday, May 09, 2005 at 10:40:31 (EDT)
MARK BRAM??????
DOOD!!! MARK BRAM!!!!
USA - Monday, May 09, 2005 at 10:17:22 (EDT)
Lead Vocals (in order of appearance):
Jim Beaupre, Steve Smith, Sue Fitz,
Bob Hymers, Manny Vincente, Mack Odem and
Debra Lilli, Jimmy Winters, Sarah Birdseye,
Cathren Dan, Mark Bram, Abdul Mateen,
Dana Mauro, Cindy Ballou, Manny Silva,
Gail Greenwood, Sean Feeley, Cheryl Wheeler,
Al Gomes, Jamie Kurtis, Malaina Stringfield,
Jim Beaupre
OK who can hear the real man in this mix? (tougher than where's waldo)
USA - Monday, May 09, 2005 at 10:09:22 (EDT)
Now george, you put your hands on this round thing here we call the steering wheel.
WiF
USA - Monday, May 09, 2005 at 09:56:54 (EDT)
You can also order a copy of the 'Three Sides of Hunger Record Release Concert,' available for $25 on VHS. It features The Schemers, Rash of Stabbings, Neutral Nation, Rubber Rodeo, MX, The Dames, Shory Jackson, and many others.
First review THIS!
USA - Monday, May 09, 2005 at 09:55:13 (EDT)
Hey I have a new stage name. DAN HALEN!
KOL
USA - Monday, May 09, 2005 at 09:49:19 (EDT)
I write something nice come July, sure.
Bobby G.
USA - Monday, May 09, 2005 at 09:26:33 (EDT)
BENNYSIZZLER to be reborn from the ashes? Of reviwed in the phoenix? I NEED KNOW???
Chong
USA - Monday, May 09, 2005 at 09:21:05 (EDT)
Let's go more to the right.
USA - Monday, May 09, 2005 at 09:18:25 (EDT)
well at least I rated over flegg
WiF
USA - Monday, May 09, 2005 at 09:16:33 (EDT)
Benny Sizzler come July. Or so.
USA - Monday, May 09, 2005 at 09:16:06 (EDT)
I'm gessin the rumor is that benny either broke up or signed to FAT WRECK CHORDS. either that or that MJ is still in the running to becomming america's next top model.
DOOD
USA - Monday, May 09, 2005 at 08:08:37 (EDT)
I heard a rumor. Is it true?
Bob Gulla
USA - Monday, May 09, 2005 at 07:59:27 (EDT)
So if you want to nail NAILS you must really want to nail the holocaust...
NAILS
USA - Sunday, May 08, 2005 at 20:27:44 (EDT)
Sox win double header on aggregate.
Ultro
USA - Sunday, May 08, 2005 at 20:20:21 (EDT)
au>o
spall nazi
USA - Sunday, May 08, 2005 at 18:02:30 (EDT)
fist fucking anal sex pics>the holocost>Nails
drugsy
USA - Sunday, May 08, 2005 at 16:12:22 (EDT)
pretty good hierarchy there, nails.
Sneak
USA - Sunday, May 08, 2005 at 15:36:05 (EDT)
Chong>MJ>V!C>GR>KOL>Boris>Lester>W!F>FLEGG>JC Auto>Don
NAILS!
USA - Sunday, May 08, 2005 at 11:23:10 (EDT)
Turbo>Beaster>Copper Blue>Supersucks
don
USA - Sunday, May 08, 2005 at 09:46:54 (EDT)
that's suuuuuummmmm rekkid. still. i once threw a mostly-empty beer bottle at someone for dissing copper blue. true story. was of course shitfaced. yeah, surprise. but i hit the bastid.
doris
- Saturday, May 07, 2005 at 13:49:57 (EDT)
Poo spam?
BOO
USA - Saturday, May 07, 2005 at 12:23:55 (EDT)
Grrmmmh
Poo Zombie
USA - Saturday, May 07, 2005 at 10:12:11 (EDT)
I have Doug Davis on my fantasy team too.
ed
USA - Saturday, May 07, 2005 at 00:37:19 (EDT)
poo ghost
BOO
USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 22:29:45 (EDT)
hmmm....my first fantasy
autographed for $50 bucks?
WiF
USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 16:56:56 (EDT)
things that
make ya go... wha?
USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 16:53:50 (EDT)
Runaway Bride on a piece of toast!
GR
USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 16:38:30 (EDT)
my new hero
I am Ajai Raj, and I am a jackass....
...I realized that the only way to win this battle was to fight fire with
fire. Or bullshit with bullshit. So, as reported in yesterday's Texan, I fired:
"You say that you believe in the sanctity of marriage," said Ajai Raj, an
English sophomore. "How do you feel about marriages where the man does nothing
but fuck his wife up the ass?"
ann coulter's strap
on isn't a strap on
USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 16:08:02 (EDT)
Whole site of
postcard secrets
USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 16:05:02 (EDT)
bravo!
Postcards from Paradise
USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 16:03:08 (EDT)
Fair Deceiver: I did not know until last night that you had a glass eye.
Woman, you have deceived me and our engagement is off! If I had married you
perhaps I would have found out that you had a cork leg, wore a wig and chewed
your gum with false teeth--Anyway I don't think you could boil water without
burning it. I want a girl that can do several things besides rubbing lip rouge
on my cheek. Chase around girlie and get another guy.
Jilted Lover
USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 15:41:17 (EDT)
christian disposal theme park = best header eva
sum humble opinion guy
USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 15:12:20 (EDT)
So I turn on the radio on my way to lunch and what do I hear? That's right,
you guessed it!
GR
USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 14:55:14 (EDT)
oh, I was thinking of Paula Abdul, but yeah, her too
.
USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 14:45:02 (EDT)
your tax dollars, hard at work
That evening, as I was eating dinner in the mess hall at Olsen base, I overheard
a G.I. saying that he had seen the Syrian at the detention center, hanging
from the ceiling by his arms and legs like an animal being hauled back from
a hunt. When I struck up a conversation with the soldier, he refused to say
anything more. Later, I spoke with an Iraqi interpreter who works for the
U.S. military and has access to the detention center; when I asked whether
the Syrian, like the Saudi, was cooperating, the interpreter smiled and said,
''Not yet, but he will.''
tell
me again when the war crimes trial begins?
USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 14:43:59 (EDT)
If by 'entertaining' you mean this, then yes.
USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 14:42:39 (EDT)
you referring to the murder monkey and Iraq?
WiF
USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 14:30:08 (EDT)
Is there anything more entertaining than a person with obvious mental problems
cornered in a predicament of their own making on live tv?
Don Pierce
USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 14:01:22 (EDT)
As if we hadn't guessed already, but Blair knew the Iraq invasion would
be illegal. And was told so in an official opinion by the British Attorney
General- original
pdf and not
pdf
WiF
USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 13:56:39 (EDT)
A bee, see?
USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 13:41:35 (EDT)
Look familiar?
USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 13:27:09 (EDT)
News stories have message boards? I thought that was reserved for part
time rock bands.
doff
USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 13:22:12 (EDT)
Hammy, anyone?
USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 13:18:08 (EDT)
Doff I argued that very point on the news story's message board. Also thought
the city mighta hired the dude themselves so they'd have an excuse to clean
up the frikkin mess without the whole of Schiavo's Sentinels coming down on
them.
Leave garbage to attract rats, no problem it's religious expression. Put fresh
paint on water-stained eyesore, go directly to jail.
WiF
USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 12:49:12 (EDT)
he's just got that much more rock to "spare"
WiF
USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 12:43:47 (EDT)
Why didn't they arrest the candle fuckers for littering?
Don "Big Lie" Doff
USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 12:42:35 (EDT)
Turbonegro dude.
USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 12:34:38 (EDT)
Or
MMMMM
USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 12:20:49 (EDT)
Montecore
USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 12:19:41 (EDT)
Hank=sexiest man alive?
GR
USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 12:05:53 (EDT)
Girl runs from self.
USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 11:58:53 (EDT)
Turboneger
> fill in anything
USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 11:58:24 (EDT)
starbucks goes
anal retentive
USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 11:57:02 (EDT)
USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 11:55:11 (EDT)
she's my bitch > turbongr
NAILS
USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 11:54:03 (EDT)
two words- penguin chlamydia
file under words you never expect to see together
USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 11:47:07 (EDT)
Giggle
GR
USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 11:31:30 (EDT)
Hey uhm...guess what song's on the radio right now? Anyway, as for the 'suckers 3-piece...if I knew, I wouldn't've gone...but, one of those things you find out when the bust into the first tune...the good Rev. was background music.
v!c
USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 11:31:09 (EDT)
Plus i hear your Bimmer has the optional pop-up hood. Only for the most snooty drivers on the planet.
DOOD
USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 11:25:02 (EDT)
What YOU prefer does not matter mr BMW. Why dont you just drive your BMW to starbucks and have some mocha latte dood. Mr fancycarpantsy.....
DOOD
USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 11:22:43 (EDT)
and besides, lets not argue 'bout best record of the 90's. APOCALYPSE DUDES>everything.
KOL
USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 11:18:00 (EDT)
I drive a $6500 car on a good day, that is 10 yrs old with 145k on it. Mr DOOD prefers his vehicles new and triple the sale price.
KOL
USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 11:16:39 (EDT)
Whatev mr BMW, La Mano Cornuda is the best record of the 90's.
DOOD
USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 11:14:21 (EDT)
Yuck. I wouldnt even go to see them without Dan 'Age 22' Bolton.
KOL
USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 11:09:33 (EDT)
Hm. How about that. Buddy Lee. Anyway, Supersuckers and the good Rev. Horton Heat at MidEast last night. Mediocrity on account of Dan "Thunder" Bolten = MIA.
v!c
USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 10:31:43 (EDT)
ups to the crew of brew....and with ben "folds" sheets coming back. interesting.
boris
- Friday, May 06, 2005 at 10:29:34 (EDT)
USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 10:28:58 (EDT)
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USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 10:28:30 (EDT)
Man arrested for printing the truth on the underpass Vagina Mary
WiF
USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 10:20:10 (EDT)
Lester you still havent outgrown the cup you used in little league.
NAILS DOOD
USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 09:42:40 (EDT)
the word "outgrown" in reference to something other than footsie PJs in a Lester post = very funny
and Lester is still looking for an XXXL pair of garanamils footsie jammies
USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 09:42:01 (EDT)
So other than referring to the seventh game of the regular season, is this the first time in some 10-15 years you can say the Celts are playing game 7 tomorrow? What next? The bruins in contention for the Stan........ oh, never mind.
WiF
USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 09:37:57 (EDT)
Even though I've outgrown the petty bullshit on this log, I just wanted to drop a line to say HOW 'BOUT THOSE FUCKING BREWERS, HUH?!?!
Lester
USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 09:37:01 (EDT)
boston.com falls to the 'must register' virus. bastages.
- Friday, May 06, 2005 at 07:57:46 (EDT)
tell you what, that was a pretty effed up celts game. i realize the NBA has lost its cred and its mind but....eeep. what sport is that they're playing?
doris heinie-sohn
- Friday, May 06, 2005 at 07:12:57 (EDT)
gotz pepsi cap with free itune.com shiz. I'm not sure if the offer is still on, but first one there gets to try this code- P7037 AVEKN for a free tune
offer may expire before me
USA - Thursday, May 05, 2005 at 16:53:03 (EDT)
yeah but rent squared to bunt and bunted with his right index finger? not good. calling all hanleys from double-A i guess. DON'T MISS the battle for the basement tonite in tampa!
doris
- Thursday, May 05, 2005 at 16:41:57 (EDT)
I said
stubby pencil (curse the link blockers)
USA - Thursday, May 05, 2005 at 15:20:13 (EDT)
stubby pencil
USA - Thursday, May 05, 2005 at 15:18:25 (EDT)
squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak
GR
USA - Thursday, May 05, 2005 at 14:02:17 (EDT)
As to flipping--my 2 cents--remember the capital gains tax (2 years) and the fact that this stinkin' state is way overpriced to begin with. You want to encourage *foreigners* buying property in this state? Us poor people will have to move away to OHIO if things continue thusly. Of course, coming from a multi-property owner/magnate this words are all shite. BUT, I did seriously under-price my rent in the hopes that someone who needs a cheap place to stay isn't always a deadbeat (we all were/are there at some point).
GR
USA - Thursday, May 05, 2005 at 13:50:48 (EDT)
How can I not? 
GR
USA - Thursday, May 05, 2005 at 13:43:52 (EDT)
YES! A lifestyle free of debt is the ultimate. The ultimate I say.
don the not flipper
USA - Thursday, May 05, 2005 at 13:04:49 (EDT)
forecast- showers
WiF a cosmic twist
USA - Thursday, May 05, 2005 at 13:00:00 (EDT)
flaming
fot
USA - Thursday, May 05, 2005 at 12:39:57 (EDT)
No...but i may sell it and use the $ towards a lifestyle free of debt.
KOL
USA - Thursday, May 05, 2005 at 12:38:47 (EDT)
"Unintelligible at any speed."
GR
USA - Thursday, May 05, 2005 at 12:30:03 (EDT)
you didn't sell yours for a jeep too did you.
doff
USA - Thursday, May 05, 2005 at 12:19:42 (EDT)
Isn't Auburn dangerously close to WORCESTER? Oh, the horror!
GR
USA - Thursday, May 05, 2005 at 12:19:39 (EDT)
Cynthia said it wasn't really the Wedding Present but just some doods playing with Gedge. You'll have to speak to her for a full report. Rekkid is all right--not as much fun as daft punk playing in my house.
Gingah Rale
USA - Thursday, May 05, 2005 at 12:18:58 (EDT)
doff-am aware. would you like to go? I might even still have a motorcycle to ride!
KOL
USA - Thursday, May 05, 2005 at 12:16:15 (EDT)
Lets just say i was un-nailed by the one and only copy.
Nails
USA - Thursday, May 05, 2005 at 11:48:13 (EDT)
Hey KOL. British Iron meet May 22nd in Auburn.
dd
USA - Thursday, May 05, 2005 at 11:48:00 (EDT)
lets just say I gave you my only copy of the new QOTSA.
don
USA - Thursday, May 05, 2005 at 11:46:05 (EDT)
dood, Ann & Hope has it all!
don circa '89
USA - Thursday, May 05, 2005 at 11:44:16 (EDT)
I also have the new QOTSA cd if you want it.
Nails
USA - Thursday, May 05, 2005 at 11:44:08 (EDT)
No, but you can have my marty barrett rookie...
Nails
USA - Thursday, May 05, 2005 at 11:42:35 (EDT)
hey can anyone in the next 20 min tell me of a fabric store or whatnot where i can get a sewing basket in the greater east providence area might be?
Nails
USA - Thursday, May 05, 2005 at 11:41:10 (EDT)
Anybody got an extra $528?
drugsy
USA - Thursday, May 05, 2005 at 11:40:16 (EDT)
Look of horror in Mr Anderson's eyes when he saw MJ hold baby = Priceless.
Nails
USA - Thursday, May 05, 2005 at 11:39:19 (EDT)
new volvo accord vanity plates----> NAILED
Dood
USA - Thursday, May 05, 2005 at 11:37:44 (EDT)
Nails
USA - Thursday, May 05, 2005 at 11:36:01 (EDT)
Pokey on 60 day DL may need surgery.
doff
USA - Thursday, May 05, 2005 at 11:23:52 (EDT)
SEE! I TOLD YOU!
Al Gore
USA - Thursday, May 05, 2005 at 10:46:14 (EDT)
nope you dillweeds. one grenade was "shaped" like a pineapple and the other was "shaped" like a lemon. a toy lemon.
Dood
USA - Thursday, May 05, 2005 at 10:32:18 (EDT)
cinco cinco cinco....... de mayonaise
USA - Thursday, May 05, 2005 at 10:24:46 (EDT)
"toy" grenade the size of a pineapple?
ain't al queda
USA - Thursday, May 05, 2005 at 10:23:10 (EDT)
naw missed it wake (or the unpronounce-able glyph formerly known as Wakefield
Regular). was babysitting hellions. hoping the godson is in fact a southpaw
so he can be a mediocre millionaire pitcher well into his forties. no reports
yet on how gedge and crew were. like the record OK.
doris
- Thursday, May 05, 2005 at 10:03:45 (EDT)
Some doodbag who filled a toy grenade with gunpowder and set it off at
3am with no one around < terrorism. More like "Terror-isn't-m"
Dood
USA - Thursday, May 05, 2005 at 09:50:54 (EDT)
BOOM
welcome to the terror dome
USA - Thursday, May 05, 2005 at 09:48:21 (EDT)
Hey guys know what? I'm gonna NAIL NAILS!
CHONG FUCKING LEE!!!
USA - Thursday, May 05, 2005 at 03:48:00 (EDT)
Who wants to nail Nails?
Chong Jr
USA - Thursday, May 05, 2005 at 00:13:52 (EDT)
You know who rocks? Who drop some seriously fucking evil raw rock and roll
science on an ill-prepared public? Who rips off great rock and roll past and
present and tries to sell it as his own? Who just might be the last kinght
of the yellow gibson les paul junior?
KOL
USA - Wednesday, May 04, 2005 at 22:07:51 (EDT)
Yeah, people who don like Big Sexy Pussy are lame. imho
Chong
USA - Wednesday, May 04, 2005 at 19:57:07 (EDT)
Hmm, why is it people who don't like BSP live in their Mom's basement,
smoke potpouri believing it to be pot, are still trying to listen to backward
messages on Motley Crue records and have pin ups of Posh and Sporty Spice
on their bedroom wall?????
Serge Gainsbourg
USA - Wednesday, May 04, 2005 at 19:47:35 (EDT)
with an hour to spare, bibliography done on my 12 page pile of steaming
Sarbanes-Oxley poo. check off one more semester
WiFof freedom
USA - Wednesday, May 04, 2005 at 17:24:12 (EDT)
British Sea Power
USA - Wednesday, May 04, 2005 at 16:35:50 (EDT)
I heart British Sea Power, too. Hey there Doris, someone tole me the udder
day they went to see Gedge in Boston. You go?
GR
USA - Wednesday, May 04, 2005 at 16:01:52 (EDT)
Turn on radio,
Hear Simple Kinda Man tune.
Now I need to poop.
haiku for the ages
USA - Wednesday, May 04, 2005 at 15:34:19 (EDT)
HEY EVERYBODY GUESS WHAT FUCK ASS SONG THEY'RE STILL PLAYING ON THE PIECE
OF SHIT RADIO?
v!c
USA - Wednesday, May 04, 2005 at 15:25:14 (EDT)
...when I should be posting this.
USA - Wednesday, May 04, 2005 at 14:57:37 (EDT)
don't know why I'm posting this...
USA - Wednesday, May 04, 2005 at 14:54:09 (EDT)
see ya in court for that libelous generalization Mr MacEncheez
Dewey, Cheetham, & Howe Esq.
USA - Wednesday, May 04, 2005 at 14:50:00 (EDT)
just had a Frye boot flashback
WiF
USA - Wednesday, May 04, 2005 at 14:47:35 (EDT)
not to make light of the Kent State tragedy, but note the Captain Kirk
pantaloon/boot combo. on guy standing at side of screaming co-ed
v!c
USA - Wednesday, May 04, 2005 at 14:32:57 (EDT)
- all lawyers suck.
- using lawyers (in lieu of talent, hard work and productivity) doesn't
make them suck less. it *may* make you suck more.
- still have yet to see a hearse followed by a brink's truck
Doris. M. MacEncheez
- Wednesday, May 04, 2005 at 13:50:41 (EDT)
same as it ever was.... tin soldiers and bush is bumbling
WiF
USA - Wednesday, May 04, 2005 at 13:37:16 (EDT)
.
USA - Wednesday, May 04, 2005 at 12:48:53 (EDT)
finga food
USA - Wednesday, May 04, 2005 at 12:19:35 (EDT)
Special Needs Child + handcuffs = Special Sexual Needs Child
drugsy
USA - Wednesday, May 04, 2005 at 12:08:43 (EDT)
ah, well a certain bit of advice comes to mind. In an interview I saw years
ago with Ted Turner they asked him how after becoming one of the youngest
millionaires ever, he ended up bankrupt, then came back to become the golden
child worth gazillions, so what was the lesson he learned that made him more
successful the second time around?
His answer, "Simple, I learned the most important rule of bsiness- Always
spend other people's money."
ergo, iffen you don't have to put up the bucks, give it a go.
WiF
USA - Wednesday, May 04, 2005 at 11:30:12 (EDT)
Boo!
Will Shatter
USA - Wednesday, May 04, 2005 at 11:25:42 (EDT)
the only Flipper I know
USA - Wednesday, May 04, 2005 at 11:14:12 (EDT)
The only reson not to do that is uhhhh...... If you can do the cleanup
yourself there is no good reason not to. buy at 200 spen 5 g's fixup and sell
for 300. dur dur dur. I'm in for a hundred bucks.
BLONG!
USA - Wednesday, May 04, 2005 at 11:14:00 (EDT)
god, you guys are so 90's. A flipper buys property, puts a flower pot on
it and sells it for twice as much. duh.
doff
USA - Wednesday, May 04, 2005 at 11:11:08 (EDT)
flipper = fluffer?
v!c
USA - Wednesday, May 04, 2005 at 10:58:41 (EDT)
for some reason i'm watching don johnson marry jose canseco and sandra
bernhard....right now on usa network
????
USA - Wednesday, May 04, 2005 at 10:58:31 (EDT)
EVERYBODY knows v!c don't sign his posts 'V!C'
v!c
USA - Wednesday, May 04, 2005 at 10:58:17 (EDT)
googled gerbil exlax, luckily yielded no images. However it did am reveal
a string of poo haiku.
Toilets in my school
Besmirched by poop in a pool.
Flush! That's just not cool.
and one slightly modified for v!c
Turn on radio,
Hear Simple Kinda Man tune.
Now I need to poop.
WiF
of poo haiku central
USA - Wednesday, May 04, 2005 at 10:52:06 (EDT)
um.... you shouldn't do it cuz it may be habit forming?
WiF
USA - Wednesday, May 04, 2005 at 10:48:29 (EDT)
Hey WiF, this kid I know is putting the pressure on me to join him as a
flipper. Tell me why I shouldn't even consider it.
doff
USA - Wednesday, May 04, 2005 at 10:41:18 (EDT)
Hey guys, guess what I just found out? gerbil>exlax !
V!C
USA - Wednesday, May 04, 2005 at 10:30:36 (EDT)
Long Island Duck gets snippy with fan.
USA - Wednesday, May 04, 2005 at 10:28:03 (EDT)
As Muddy Briefs might say, "SHU-TIT!".
v!c
USA - Wednesday, May 04, 2005 at 10:25:09 (EDT)
respectfully disagree but then again i heart wedding present, mekons, clash,
in no particular order. clincher: beck is not from england.
doris
- Wednesday, May 04, 2005 at 09:32:48 (EDT)
USA - Wednesday, May 04, 2005 at 08:49:35 (EDT)
THE NEW YORK YANKEES WILL HAVE HAT DAY THIS WEEKEND AT YANKEE STADIUM.
THEY JUST WON'T HAVE HATS. THE TRUCK DELIVERING 47-THOUSAND HATS TO THE STADIUM
WAS APPARENTLY HIJACKED YESTERDAY. SO, THE HATS ARE GONE.
USA - Wednesday, May 04, 2005 at 05:52:15 (EDT)
Nearly 8 pages, close enuf
the beers are calling me
USA - Tuesday, May 03, 2005 at 23:38:15 (EDT)
Finished two papers and just took last final. Now a mere ten pages stands
between me and my next bender. Sarbanes-Oxley, here I come.
WiF
USA - Tuesday, May 03, 2005 at 20:18:10 (EDT)
I don't hate'cha Chong, you didn't let me finish my sentence. I just loathe
your stinkin' guts. I loathe 'em right the fuck in! Just kiddin'. A little
Jack Torrance for your entertainment.
v!c
USA - Tuesday, May 03, 2005 at 18:47:32 (EDT)
Ha ha Chelsea. Ha ha Manchester. Ha ha Chong, Todd and Lestre.
doff
USA - Tuesday, May 03, 2005 at 18:28:35 (EDT)
Don't know how long this will last but there is a soccer story on yahoo
sports mainpage! In america!
Chong
USA - Tuesday, May 03, 2005 at 17:43:41 (EDT)
But vic I was born in england! OH right. you hate me. forgot. wont happen
again.
Chong
USA - Tuesday, May 03, 2005 at 17:41:54 (EDT)
Nothing like stcking up for football players ed. What a bunch of fucknuts.
Can you imagine all those doushebags from the high school ball team growing
up and then going on strike? Good for flutie! You know tom brady is a dick
right? People who play sports for a living are all dicks. And dood it's the
PM so I'm MOSHING!
Chong
USA - Tuesday, May 03, 2005 at 17:40:46 (EDT)
I listened to British Sea Power...I concur with ViC
chef
USA - Tuesday, May 03, 2005 at 17:40:03 (EDT)
What do you really think, young Ed?
v!c
USA - Tuesday, May 03, 2005 at 17:35:21 (EDT)
For those of you too young to remember, back when the NFLPA went on strike
in 1987 Doug Flutie crossed the picket line to play for the "replacement"
Patriots. He is a filthy little scab, and will alwys be.
ed
USA - Tuesday, May 03, 2005 at 17:13:19 (EDT)
nothing like humorous meat products to rouse a lurk
pork rind
USA - Tuesday, May 03, 2005 at 16:52:42 (EDT)
which ever one of you dorks was raving about British Sea Power, you forgot
the general rule of thumb: any thing from England sucks
v!c
USA - Tuesday, May 03, 2005 at 16:39:43 (EDT)
Hey Chong, it's daytime, shouldn't you be jogging?
doff
USA - Tuesday, May 03, 2005 at 16:25:15 (EDT)
better living through pork products
USA - Tuesday, May 03, 2005 at 16:11:53 (EDT)
"Guys in my unit, particularly the younger guys, would drive by in their
Humvee and shatter bottles over the heads of Iraqi civilians passing by. They'd
keep a bunch of empty Coke bottles in the Humvee to break over people's heads."
greetings
from kamp qWagmire
USA - Tuesday, May 03, 2005 at 11:36:15 (EDT)
a few improvements made to star wars billboard in england
USA - Tuesday, May 03, 2005 at 11:34:08 (EDT)
What? You don't like the finger custard?
Perhaps
you'd prefer the frog frappe
USA - Tuesday, May 03, 2005 at 10:32:47 (EDT)
"I thought it was candy because they put candy in your ice cream ... to
make it a treat. So I said, 'OK, well, I'll just put it in my mouth and get
the ice cream off of it and see what it is.'" Stowers said he spit the object
out, but still couldn't identify it. So he went to his kitchen, rinsed it
off with water -- and "just started screaming."
OH My GOD!
USA - Tuesday, May 03, 2005 at 10:12:52 (EDT)
Now here's a REAL finger found in someone's food.
v!c
USA - Tuesday, May 03, 2005 at 10:05:04 (EDT)
Ed, you mean that little shrimp Flutie? I hear he rocks the drum kit.
v!c
USA - Tuesday, May 03, 2005 at 10:01:07 (EDT)
Nice sports website you guys have here! Why don you all take a fastball
to the temple.
Chong
USA - Tuesday, May 03, 2005 at 07:46:57 (EDT)
Mottery?
dirty
- Tuesday, May 03, 2005 at 07:44:36 (EDT)
You think the Vikes have problems? The Pats just decided to destroy their
team chemistry by signing a filthy rotten scab to the backup quarterback position.
ed
USA - Monday, May 02, 2005 at 19:56:43 (EDT)
Hypocrite Republican? Say it ain't so!
v!c
USA - Monday, May 02, 2005 at 17:49:19 (EDT)
exquisite corpse
USA - Monday, May 02, 2005 at 17:28:27 (EDT)
getting a computer programming degree qualifies you for???
more
meaningful work
USA - Monday, May 02, 2005 at 16:38:32 (EDT)
.
USA - Monday, May 02, 2005 at 16:21:13 (EDT)
I finally figured out what I want to do in life. I want to run my own Lottery.
What should the IPO be?
doff
USA - Monday, May 02, 2005 at 16:15:36 (EDT)
Instead of getting Olerud why not trade BK Kim for the leagues leading
hitter Shea Hillenbrand?
Dan Dookiette
USA - Monday, May 02, 2005 at 15:40:17 (EDT)
I listened to you Sox fans grasp at straws for decades, don't knock me
for the same thing
WiF of lifelong desperation
USA - Monday, May 02, 2005 at 15:11:29 (EDT)
Wiffie m'man, the Sox took it all last year, you can't really use that
one any more.
v!c
USA - Monday, May 02, 2005 at 14:39:57 (EDT)
May IS for dreaming, ask any Sox fan. And I have another 40+ years of waiting
for the Vikes to go as long as the Sox's 87 years.
WiF
USA - Monday, May 02, 2005 at 14:00:53 (EDT)
there's an interesting world tourney going on right now WtF. baby bees
just punked defending champs, which is OK. hopefully foulke will get a tryout.
yes, nice draft for vikings. they completely dominated every other team in
every way possible. GOD they're awesome.
boris
- Monday, May 02, 2005 at 13:10:47 (EDT)
file under- military intelligence is an oxymoron. looks like these fools
didn't know diddly about PDFs and the so-called redacted version wasn't.
secret documents for dummies
USA - Monday, May 02, 2005 at 13:00:58 (EDT)
my armpit hairs are mocking me in Japanese and have grown to an alarming
size
USA - Monday, May 02, 2005 at 12:20:57 (EDT)
"The stereotype of older people not being interested in having good sex
just isn’t true,” says Terry Linehan, a study participant from Los Angeles.
“A satisfying sex life is very important to most marriages, no matter what
your age. I wasn’t looking for a ‘miracle pill’ or a quick fix; I just hoped
that if the reason behind my low libido was due to my hormone levels that
I could help find a way to regulate the problem."
SNEAK
heheheh, USA - Monday, May 02, 2005 at 12:09:11 (EDT)
murder monkey hash of
imagine/walk
on the wild side
USA - Monday, May 02, 2005 at 12:00:47 (EDT)
If you image Google "flunkie" you will among other things see THIS.
USA - Monday, May 02, 2005 at 11:53:01 (EDT)
Rumor has it that the Benny flunkie rocked 2 tunes in Amherst this weekend
with that other Other band.
don
USA - Monday, May 02, 2005 at 11:35:41 (EDT)
Hey, it's not like the guy offered her some lousy tofuburger
WiF
my tube steak
USA - Monday, May 02, 2005 at 10:57:38 (EDT)
Meet "Blanket"! Notice chilly tootsies.
USA - Monday, May 02, 2005 at 10:47:04 (EDT)
viva feminista?
v!c
USA - Monday, May 02, 2005 at 10:37:19 (EDT)
For $10, customers will get eight ounces of soup plus bread, a drink,
fresh fruit and a chocolate.
the small print
USA - Monday, May 02, 2005 at 10:32:36 (EDT)
two ways you'd get me to pay $10 for 8 ounces of soup
no way and
no fvking way
USA - Monday, May 02, 2005 at 10:19:55 (EDT)
So the newest addition to the roller derby craze will probably be the "Decatur
Douchebags". Anyone 35+ (female or shemales only) is welcome to join. Must
be afraid to fall down and get hurt. Practices will include sitting at a bar,
watching others get hurt, and cheering fights. Other training includes lessons
in city walking with Cynthia and pizza at Casertas with diet coke. Must be
able to sit for long periods of time and complain loudly about your age. Also
must be able to identify songs from the 80s and know the words to Run, Joey,
Run; Billy Don't be a Hero; The Night Chicago Died; and various Olivia Newton
John hits (including, but not limited to Don't Play B17). NO ACTUAL SKATING
is involved. Please drop by the Defecateur Lounge if interested. The team
is already 7 strong and looking to rest on its laurels.
GR
USA - Monday, May 02, 2005 at 09:48:18 (EDT)
two words- loaded burrito
yo
queiro smith and wesson
USA - Monday, May 02, 2005 at 09:42:30 (EDT)
New Chong routine : me so happy dur dur dur.....
Blong
USA - Monday, May 02, 2005 at 09:40:28 (EDT)
Leave it to Cunti to call a zombie parasite a great weapon
"US Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice opposed the plan saying that the Cambodian
government holds a great biological weapon and should destroy it immediately."
she's just jealous that the Cambodians have cooler biological qweapons than
she has
USA - Monday, May 02, 2005 at 09:10:07 (EDT)
rumor has it a certain recent father was spotted sans chongling at Nick-a-Nees
working on a new standup routine.
escapee chong alert
USA - Monday, May 02, 2005 at 09:04:39 (EDT)
SEE? SEE? WHAT DID I TELL YOU?
I knew it!
USA - Monday, May 02, 2005 at 09:02:11 (EDT)
yeah whatever boris, how's that hockey season going? Do you and the 3 other
fans still get together and reminisce about Bobby Orr? I hear the suicide
rate of zamboni drivers has become quite alarming as a result of the NHL's
demise. Oh, and how about them Sox? I hear they're in a race to the bottom
with the yanks. Of course with the 3,000 game season yawnball has there's
still plenty of time for you fans to talk endlessly about absurd statistics
as if sport was about same asshat relief pitcher's ERA and not about playing
the game. As to Vikes, by all accounts they had the best draft in the league.
WiF
USA - Monday, May 02, 2005 at 08:59:24 (EDT)
Now I know why they call them brake lines.
drugsy's mechanic
USA - Sunday, May 01, 2005 at 22:57:45 (EDT)
So nobody ended up at MOB I guess. Maybe I'll go in 2030. I'm sticking
with my 88. Would love to see neither Yanks nor Sox in playoffs and I bet
I'm not alone. Shill's mouth will lose 10 on it's own.
don
USA - Sunday, May 01, 2005 at 22:56:48 (EDT)
we went 0-6 in texas last year. don.
R. Binger
Doom - Sunday, May 01, 2005 at 18:16:37 (EDT)
ahh. joke. live long enough, see everything. damn i *gotta* get that new
billy gilman.
boris
- Sunday, May 01, 2005 at 18:13:38 (EDT)
All I know is I was boozin when someone said to someone else "you know
Bob Hymers seems kind of depressed lately"
All I know
USA - Sunday, May 01, 2005 at 17:05:34 (EDT)
Hey, what the fuck ever happened to HYPHEN?????????????
Kelly <drinkgirlpop@kellywalsh.com>
Block Island, RI USA - Sunday, May 01, 2005 at 16:28:28 (EDT)
I will be joining the QOC and Ms. B101 for some hot roller derby action
this afternoon in downtown Provi. Anyone want to be on our team? What would
be a good name?
GR
USA - Sunday, May 01, 2005 at 13:29:00 (EDT)
HAHA DORIS NOT GET CHONG JOKE!
Chong
USA - Sunday, May 01, 2005 at 12:56:43 (EDT)
chong so thin-skinned. funny.
doris
- Sunday, May 01, 2005 at 11:15:26 (EDT)
FUCK YOU
Chong
USA - Sunday, May 01, 2005 at 11:07:02 (EDT)
just because the orioles appear to be undesiraballs doesn't mean all their
worm burners will make it through the infield until october. all the young
dudes like clement, arroyo and youk will have their say and we still get 19
with the canadian bacon known as the jays. so continue to say 88 and i will
flip you off as i pass you in my buggy.
doris
- Sunday, May 01, 2005 at 09:28:53 (EDT)
oh right, mission of sperma.
Duh...
USA - Saturday, April 30, 2005 at 16:31:20 (EDT)
what goes on tonight yo's?
blong
USA - Saturday, April 30, 2005 at 15:52:59 (EDT)
after last night's debauchery, am rethinking dedication to tonight's entertainment.
GR
USA - Saturday, April 30, 2005 at 15:33:10 (EDT)
Did anyone mention 88 wins earlier?
Smart Ass Don
USA - Saturday, April 30, 2005 at 10:37:17 (EDT)
even though the outfielders equi-sucked last nite yes, nixon sits while
payton plays. mostly as a backup to delonte west. oh no wait baseball...uhh....
hey WtF did the vikings manage to beat the clock this year? they fucking suck.
still. losing team, lost fans, loser sport. can't wait for that pivotal game
with the detroit lions. yawn.
doris
- Saturday, April 30, 2005 at 05:53:06 (EDT)
Does anyone else here think that trot nixon is a fucking bag of wet farts?
I do!
Blong
USA - Friday, April 29, 2005 at 23:25:19 (EDT)
Only show make DD leave island is FID reunion. ....Or subgummy soup.
BLONG!
USA - Friday, April 29, 2005 at 22:02:20 (EDT)
BENNYSIZZLER is a great place to work!
No-arm Carcia-popup
USA - Friday, April 29, 2005 at 21:19:22 (EDT)
I love the idea of being there.
dd
USA - Friday, April 29, 2005 at 18:15:49 (EDT)
I'm in. You be there dd & mj? Me love MOB.
GR
USA - Friday, April 29, 2005 at 17:54:06 (EDT)
GR & KOL @ MOB?
dd
USA - Friday, April 29, 2005 at 17:38:16 (EDT)
mmmmm....sushi
GR
USA - Friday, April 29, 2005 at 17:29:35 (EDT)
These dudes are gonna make millions
just
like riding a bicycle
USA - Friday, April 29, 2005 at 16:56:08 (EDT)
One 37" Plasma TV: $2,749.00. Two lives spent watching it for a month:
worthless. The sound of one TV store clerk shitting his pants?: priceless.
American Express Guy
USA - Friday, April 29, 2005 at 16:25:43 (EDT)
sung to the tune of Jingle Bells--crazy Sisters of Mercy teaching Latin
to high schoolers did this to me
GR
USA - Friday, April 29, 2005 at 16:22:47 (EDT)
Roger Miller is......THE KING OF THE ROAD!
GR
USA - Friday, April 29, 2005 at 16:20:54 (EDT)
Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.
Not a punt cut square,
Just a square cut punt.
It's round in the stern and blunt in the front.
Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.
tongue currently tangled
USA - Friday, April 29, 2005 at 16:17:52 (EDT)
Clean up aisle 5
heard very recently on the intercom at a certain TV store
USA - Friday, April 29, 2005 at 16:16:11 (EDT)
splorchhhhh...fssst....pshump
TV Dealer
USA - Friday, April 29, 2005 at 16:12:45 (EDT)
I'm a mother pheasant plucker.
I pluck mother pheasants.
I'm the pleasantest mother pheasant plucker,
That ever plucked a mother pheasant.
Actually, ...
I'm Not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's son.
But I'll stay and pluck the pheasants
Till the pheasant plucking 's done!
sum plucker
USA - Friday, April 29, 2005 at 16:07:56 (EDT)
TV dealer being told we still had his 37" Plasmatics TV = The sound of
a man shitting his pants.
doff
USA - Friday, April 29, 2005 at 15:59:54 (EDT)
Some tongue twisters to add some hilarity to your otherwise dull and pointless
lifes.... Well it might not do anything for the pointless part, but...
I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop.
Where she sits she shines, and where she shines she sits.
(two from the KLAM category)
How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?
Clean clams crammed in clean cans.
Send toast to ten tense stout saints' ten tall tents.
(and this one is guaranteed to fvk you up)
Seventy seven benevolent elephants
WiF
USA - Friday, April 29, 2005 at 15:48:24 (EDT)
Dust off your Birdsongs of the Mesozoic t shirt and head to the Living
Room.
doff
USA - Friday, April 29, 2005 at 15:37:44 (EDT)
Flicka takes out two of his pals
my friend
roddy
USA - Friday, April 29, 2005 at 14:56:13 (EDT)
guess I'll just go to nic'a'nees then
eh?
USA - Friday, April 29, 2005 at 13:58:49 (EDT)
well, Jakie Jake's did not contact any local motormag representative for
negotiations...AND the headliner is no longer playing...so, take that for
what it's worth
v!c
USA - Friday, April 29, 2005 at 13:55:12 (EDT)
Hey any word on motomags at jakes?
Eh?
USA - Friday, April 29, 2005 at 12:53:59 (EDT)
What next on this having to settle for second-raters? KLAM cancelling their
highly anticipated international tour and we're stuck going to sum Benny Sizzler
geeg?
lurkers- settling for second best since
8/8/02
USA - Friday, April 29, 2005 at 12:35:26 (EDT)
Yup! And now it's the post season.
Sidney Crosby
USA - Friday, April 29, 2005 at 12:07:26 (EDT)
Kinda tells you how my week's been, eh doff? BTW- ain't yer regular season
minor league hockey now your major league? (salt meet wound, wound meet salt)
WiF
USA - Friday, April 29, 2005 at 11:56:47 (EDT)
Good trailer find, Sneaky Pete. K!ck @ss Hopper line: "Zombies man...they
creep me out."
v!c
USA - Friday, April 29, 2005 at 11:54:50 (EDT)
I took to "digging" for "treasure" once in someone's "attic" and ended
up with an eye patch.
v!c
USA - Friday, April 29, 2005 at 11:44:58 (EDT)
That's as exciting as regular season minor league hockey.
doff
USA - Friday, April 29, 2005 at 11:44:09 (EDT)
Best news I heard all week
more
real sport
USA - Friday, April 29, 2005 at 11:39:50 (EDT)
TRAILER FOR GEORGE ROMERO'S 'LAND OF THE DEAD' THE LONG AWAITED FINAL INSTALLMENT
OF THE 'DEAD' SERIES. IN THEATERS JUNE 24TH.
Sneak
USA - Friday, April 29, 2005 at 11:34:55 (EDT)
So is KLAM gonna be a Quahog cover band?
WiF my bivalve
USA - Friday, April 29, 2005 at 11:33:32 (EDT)
a real comedian on the lurk now THAT would be a first
WiF
USA - Friday, April 29, 2005 at 11:31:36 (EDT)
Someone is a real comedian. Actually, since my services of the six string
are not needed by..well..anyone...I *might* go jam with the Fashion Failures.
might.
KOL
USA - Friday, April 29, 2005 at 11:13:41 (EDT)
Count me in on the KLAM!
KLAM Fan
USA - Friday, April 29, 2005 at 11:05:42 (EDT)
KLAM stands for...
KOL
Loves Anal Mucous
USA - Friday, April 29, 2005 at 10:48:12 (EDT)
Klamel Toe?
Snot Rocks
USA - Friday, April 29, 2005 at 10:22:15 (EDT)
Other bands play, KLAM Kills.
KOL
USA - Friday, April 29, 2005 at 10:09:40 (EDT)
Only if it stands for "Kind of Like A Motherfucker"
Chong
USA - Friday, April 29, 2005 at 10:04:55 (EDT)
I started a glam band called KLAM!. Who wants in?
KOL
USA - Friday, April 29, 2005 at 09:58:44 (EDT)
Today is the first day of the rest of my miserable tortured existance
WiF
USA - Friday, April 29, 2005 at 09:51:02 (EDT)
well "technically" they were digging for that treasure in somebody else's
attic, but is it really necessary to be such sticklers for details?
WiF of criminal enterprise
USA - Friday, April 29, 2005 at 09:49:24 (EDT)
They were going to put the money towards their super duper street metal
rock group "Till We Die"
Counter Fits
USA - Friday, April 29, 2005 at 09:44:13 (EDT)
METHUEN, Mass. (AP) - Two men who claimed they found buried treasure in
the back yard of a home in Methuen have been arrested.
USA - Friday, April 29, 2005 at 07:07:54 (EDT)
Katie Holms turns 16 every day.
Prev.
USA - Thursday, April 28, 2005 at 17:07:30 (EDT)
ok well she WAS 16 at one point
v!c
USA - Thursday, April 28, 2005 at 16:45:11 (EDT)
check out my new pet
USA - Thursday, April 28, 2005 at 15:25:19 (EDT)
umm she's 26. she was 21 in that wonderfull picture.
dudemunch
USA - Thursday, April 28, 2005 at 15:04:59 (EDT)
now this is just
plain wrong
USA - Thursday, April 28, 2005 at 14:47:24 (EDT)
they let 16 year olds
do
this?
USA - Thursday, April 28, 2005 at 14:20:38 (EDT)
Tom Cruise's new g/f, 16 year old Katie Holmes.
USA - Thursday, April 28, 2005 at 12:54:58 (EDT)
for rotisserie baseball porpoises i'm glad i have morneau. giambi's benched
'til further notice. but lots of "sluggers" have started slowly and lotsa
straphangers (roberts, barmes) have been ok for....all of 3 weeks. don't drop
him off yr team just yet.
boris
- Thursday, April 28, 2005 at 12:45:51 (EDT)
nota bene
your not you're
USA - Thursday, April 28, 2005 at 12:24:12 (EDT)
consider your training complete
USA - Thursday, April 28, 2005 at 12:23:25 (EDT)
you talkin bout me?
'Tarded Girl In Training
USA - Thursday, April 28, 2005 at 10:46:28 (EDT)
TGIT
v!c
USA - Thursday, April 28, 2005 at 10:21:25 (EDT)
This?
Troy
USA - Thursday, April 28, 2005 at 09:56:18 (EDT)
Figured I'd come here to ask what's the story with Giambi, you jocks?
Baseball been verry verry gud to me
USA - Thursday, April 28, 2005 at 09:52:09 (EDT)
new meaning to the term
sleepy
head
USA - Thursday, April 28, 2005 at 09:37:55 (EDT)
Thanks,I'm gonna guess this is the address of the skate hut emprisario.
drugsy
USA - Thursday, April 28, 2005 at 09:20:46 (EDT)
boo!
Poo Poltergeist
USA - Thursday, April 28, 2005 at 09:13:01 (EDT)
yup...about 2.6 miles....pamela rd close to sluggo's old place
chef boy are tired
USA - Wednesday, April 27, 2005 at 20:52:15 (EDT)
yo cheffy, do you live near Pamela Road, Swansea?
drugsy
USA - Wednesday, April 27, 2005 at 20:02:41 (EDT)
"I'm a pessimist; I was waiting until I got a professional review before
I jumped to any conclusions," Villcliff said. "Tim, however, was singing and
dancing. He was ranting like a rabid monkey."
USA - Wednesday, April 27, 2005 at 18:39:02 (EDT)
item number 250,001 on the list that proves
I have no life
USA - Wednesday, April 27, 2005 at 17:28:47 (EDT)
And I've decide to seize the day and not leave it to chance that sum spam
gets the coveted 250K lurk and claim lurk number 250,000 in the name of....
ONION!
USA - Wednesday, April 27, 2005 at 17:27:23 (EDT)
249999
for me
USA - Wednesday, April 27, 2005 at 17:25:18 (EDT)
damn, didn't quite make the list
but someday....... SOMEday
USA - Wednesday, April 27, 2005 at 17:24:14 (EDT)
.
USA - Wednesday, April 27, 2005 at 17:19:01 (EDT)
"Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress.
But I repeat myself"
sum clemens dude
USA - Wednesday, April 27, 2005 at 17:07:28 (EDT)
"Australia has a history of infestations by animals from overseas." Including
soccer hooligans.
GR
USA - Wednesday, April 27, 2005 at 16:02:04 (EDT)
Nice sneaks, Chong
GR
USA - Wednesday, April 27, 2005 at 15:52:54 (EDT)
HA!
damn smart critters them lions
USA - Wednesday, April 27, 2005 at 15:15:43 (EDT)
do it
USA - Wednesday, April 27, 2005 at 14:44:27 (EDT)
murder monkey sent into bunker
to
read my pet goat again
USA - Wednesday, April 27, 2005 at 14:44:11 (EDT)
HERE'S another one for ya boris....
Dudemunch
USA - Wednesday, April 27, 2005 at 13:25:43 (EDT)
Question- best live rock album, Cheap Trick Live at Budokon or The Cowsills
in Concert?
isn't
the answer obvious?
USA - Wednesday, April 27, 2005 at 12:49:21 (EDT)
so I suppose a trip out to the
airport would be out of the question
USA - Wednesday, April 27, 2005 at 12:06:01 (EDT)
musician feet seem
to interest people in germany.
doris
- Wednesday, April 27, 2005 at 11:43:25 (EDT)
no wells and now no schilling? AWESOME!
AWESOME!
USA - Wednesday, April 27, 2005 at 11:33:18 (EDT)
This guy has it all figured out.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, April 27, 2005 at 11:05:52 (EDT)
I've had a setback and probably won't make it back to Fenway. Sorry.
Pokey
USA - Wednesday, April 27, 2005 at 11:05:17 (EDT)
mostest awesomest
WiF
USA - Wednesday, April 27, 2005 at 10:26:13 (EDT)
Hey gang,
I just got the new Turboneger 'ResErection' Dvd. More Awesome than anything
ever.
KOL
USA - Wednesday, April 27, 2005 at 10:18:16 (EDT)
This is rich. Bird survives.
v!c
USA - Wednesday, April 27, 2005 at 10:10:34 (EDT)
today could very well be a sodaplay kinda day
v!c
USA - Wednesday, April 27, 2005 at 10:09:16 (EDT)
the murder monkey may have thrown out the first pitch, but his mannequin
Laura got to throw the first stone during her diplomatic mission between the
American Taliban and the Afghani Taliban.
A witness, Mujibur Rahman, told Reuters that Amina was dragged out of her
parent's house by local officials and her husband who stoned her to death
while the man was flogged, whipped 100 times and then freed.
They'll stone
you when you've tried to be so good They'll stone you just like they said
they would
USA - Wednesday, April 27, 2005 at 10:07:41 (EDT)
yeah
us liberals hate that the murder monkey has all the fun torturing innocents
USA - Wednesday, April 27, 2005 at 09:53:25 (EDT)
Sum Liberal
USA - Wednesday, April 27, 2005 at 09:28:31 (EDT)
hey joe on a scale of A-OK and F=suckenzee how's the GB working oot. if too far toward suckenzee, pls advise. vic by tesla i meant "tesla".
boris
- Tuesday, April 26, 2005 at 19:01:07 (EDT)
i hear maggie may?
lightning rod
- Tuesday, April 26, 2005 at 18:58:56 (EDT)
"A thylacine ate my baby" just doesn't have the right ring.
GR
USA - Tuesday, April 26, 2005 at 18:07:08 (EDT)
nutter butter peanut butter
USA - Tuesday, April 26, 2005 at 17:53:28 (EDT)
HOLY TASMANIAN TIGER NO MORE!
v!v
USA - Tuesday, April 26, 2005 at 17:05:49 (EDT)
It's one of these
WiF my extinct thingy
USA - Tuesday, April 26, 2005 at 16:44:56 (EDT)
ginga, what in the wide wide wide animal kingdom is that thing?
v!c
USA - Tuesday, April 26, 2005 at 16:33:34 (EDT)
actually, wear your WAY too tight Hanson t-shirt and YOU WILL MAKE FRIENDS
v!c
USA - Tuesday, April 26, 2005 at 16:31:54 (EDT)
Clone me! 
GR
USA - Tuesday, April 26, 2005 at 15:35:34 (EDT)
pardon...
that's Gert Jonny's
USA - Tuesday, April 26, 2005 at 15:03:00 (EDT)
go with a Gurt Johnnies shirt and your covered either way
WiF
USA - Tuesday, April 26, 2005 at 14:59:39 (EDT)
Wait, leave benny shirt in closet because they are playing and it's uncool to wear the shirt of the band you are going to see or leave it in closet because they are not playing so no need to show support? I don know anymore.....
Chong
USA - Tuesday, April 26, 2005 at 14:25:13 (EDT)
Benny shirt should remain in closet on soft, fluffy, silk hanger.
don
USA - Tuesday, April 26, 2005 at 14:14:30 (EDT)
I'm gonna pour a beer on my own head.
BJ Surhoff
USA - Tuesday, April 26, 2005 at 14:13:03 (EDT)
Well, what is it? I need to know if I should wear my BS tshirt or the Motormags one.
GR
USA - Tuesday, April 26, 2005 at 14:04:02 (EDT)
that much jebus would make a hell of a batch of grease trap chili
WiF
USA - Tuesday, April 26, 2005 at 12:21:31 (EDT)
1,216,952 tons of flesh
138,000,000,000 gallons of blood
So how big is Jesus?
USA - Tuesday, April 26, 2005 at 12:19:47 (EDT)
I know this, and still I eat the chili.
KOL
USA - Tuesday, April 26, 2005 at 12:15:34 (EDT)
You really shouldnt eat the chilli anyhow. It's made from the weeks hamburger remains scraped off the grill collected in the grease trap.
CHONG
USA - Tuesday, April 26, 2005 at 11:05:45 (EDT)
My guess would be no benny but I'm up for a motomags show! DO IT!
CHONG
USA - Tuesday, April 26, 2005 at 10:52:51 (EDT)
Does being an agent pay as handsomely as doing the Nipsy bit?
WiF
USA - Tuesday, April 26, 2005 at 10:34:16 (EDT)
motormags may be filling in for Benny on Saturday @ Jake's
v!c
USA - Tuesday, April 26, 2005 at 10:20:28 (EDT)
This dude connected to Jake's hunted me down at the Defecatur last night (remembered my awesome Nipsyism and knew I hung at the Decatur). Apparently, Jake's thought they had a geeg with sum band headlining with Benny as opener, but the person who booked it neglected to let the band know about it (or sum such snafu)(btw- was Benny in on this, or were they in the dark too?). Anyhow, they're left looking for something for Saturday, and since Benny is part of what they figgered people would be expecting they were the natural starting place for a geeg. Don't know what else Jake's was working on to fill the slot, but my guess is they were pursuing multiple options. So call Jake's and tell them how you heard about it and go for it I guess.
WiF
USA - Tuesday, April 26, 2005 at 10:06:05 (EDT)
hey wif. what's going on saturday? i have been given clearance by the tower to make a few touch and go's that night.
Sum Chong
USA - Tuesday, April 26, 2005 at 09:54:39 (EDT)
v!c, you're never alone with a schizophrenic. don, ditto here on the grind/bump. So, perchance did somebody get an inquiry about a Saturday geeg that once almost was, but now may be? Or did I just hand out a certain phone number to a crazed stalker?
WiF
USA - Tuesday, April 26, 2005 at 08:59:25 (EDT)
awwww shucks vic....
doris
- Monday, April 25, 2005 at 18:17:28 (EDT)
hey Wiffie, ever think to yourself, "and then there was one"?
v!c
USA - Monday, April 25, 2005 at 17:14:41 (EDT)
Lately I feel as if my mind is bumping when I think it should be grinding.
don
USA - Monday, April 25, 2005 at 16:55:03 (EDT)
The popularity of blowjobs is difficult to metric but undeniable; they cause little harm and zero unwanted pregnancies. If the plentitude of blowjobs is part of the Clinton legacy, millions owe the former president a debt of gratitude and an annual pilgrimage to the Clinton Memorial Library in Arkansas.
musta gone to the wrong high school
USA - Monday, April 25, 2005 at 16:54:28 (EDT)
"What the hell is that, Al?" Limbaugh asked. "What the hell is the point of view of young people? Blow jobs, that's what they're doing out there. They're out there getting oral sex all day long, that's what they're talking about."
Limbaugh went on to blame former President Bill Clinton for making oral sex "the number one sport in high school today. " He also referred to Gore's venture as "a BJ network" and "the oral sex channel."
Flush Dimbulb
USA - Monday, April 25, 2005 at 16:53:30 (EDT)
random passing thought
USA - Monday, April 25, 2005 at 16:51:01 (EDT)
spring, and love is in the air
USA - Monday, April 25, 2005 at 16:47:41 (EDT)
what you WON'T see in the US press- from 172 significant terrorist attacks in 2003 to 655 in 2004
USA - Monday, April 25, 2005 at 16:37:14 (EDT)
damn
spam
USA - Monday, April 25, 2005 at 16:26:17 (EDT)
I'll have the LLT (longpig lettuce and tomato) on Rye
do you want light or dark meat?
USA - Monday, April 25, 2005 at 16:02:39 (EDT)
Faling on your azz is nothing, with the current state of affairs here in the US it's amazing people don't burst into flame when they sing it.
tell that freedom ring cr@p to the Abu Ghraib torture victims
USA - Monday, April 25, 2005 at 15:59:21 (EDT)
This is rich.
USA - Monday, April 25, 2005 at 15:17:06 (EDT)
I love this guy.... YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAARGH!
...Last week, the Minneapolis Star Tribune reported that he mimicked a "drug-snorting Rush Limbaugh" at an event there.
WiF
USA - Monday, April 25, 2005 at 14:41:28 (EDT)
meant to mention this last week when PC was having some talks on the subject...
400th anniversary of the modern novel
have you tilted at any windmills today? remember it's never too late
USA - Monday, April 25, 2005 at 13:31:11 (EDT)
FLASH!- It's been learned there's an Al Queda base in Germany that has been secretly recruiting and training toads for suicide bomber missions. Apparently the little buggers are just crazy for Osama's beard and their indoctrination includes promises of facial hair for the toads as well as an endless supply of infidel flies.
WiF
USA - Monday, April 25, 2005 at 13:15:20 (EDT)
The Middletown police want their donuts back.
John Dring
USA - Monday, April 25, 2005 at 12:47:50 (EDT)
getting OFF the "toad" theme...
Hairless Cat Screams Bloody Murder!
USA - Monday, April 25, 2005 at 12:45:31 (EDT)
Tesla wants their view source back,
and the say be QUICK about it
USA - Monday, April 25, 2005 at 12:40:49 (EDT)
In case anybody asks
the repugs did the 1st judicial filibuster (4 days worth circa 1968)
USA - Monday, April 25, 2005 at 12:39:40 (EDT)
I want to thank the Middletown police, specifically one John Dring, for being on the ball this weekend. What would we do without them? Dirty, was DOES Tesla want back?
v!c
USA - Monday, April 25, 2005 at 12:31:27 (EDT)
N***as ain’t shoot my whip up, they did set me up,” he said. “I'm still in the hood and got a scope on all these jealous bitch a** n***s in my ‘hood that ain’t happy for me. [They] wanna eat try [to set me up] again - I will feed them.” UMMM, what?
GR
USA - Monday, April 25, 2005 at 12:26:07 (EDT)
continuing the frog theme
USA - Monday, April 25, 2005 at 12:08:28 (EDT)
um.... would you believe, exploding toads?
WiF of toad guts in the wind
USA - Monday, April 25, 2005 at 11:59:40 (EDT)
LOOK!
UP IN THE SKY!
USA - Monday, April 25, 2005 at 11:47:36 (EDT)
my prediction for big jocko bombshell today
involves a turkey baster
USA - Monday, April 25, 2005 at 11:36:36 (EDT)
John Mills won't be coming down for breakfast
WiF
USA - Monday, April 25, 2005 at 11:10:14 (EDT)
funny funny!
GR
USA - Monday, April 25, 2005 at 11:03:53 (EDT)
It's summer time guys! Welcome to Miami beach! Info about car burnouts Amazing phat cars facts
Tony <tony@hotmail.com>
New York, NY USA - Monday, April 25, 2005 at 11:02:54 (EDT)
SO MANY CHRISTIANS! SO FEW LIONS!
doff
USA - Monday, April 25, 2005 at 10:55:37 (EDT)
Comment on yesterday's fictional cloud being shebang- Shoulda been called "Just-Us Sunday". Welcome to the American Taliban escalation of hostilities. Am I really over the line to be fantasizing of churches burning coast-to-coast and smiling as I reach for the smores supplies?
WiF
USA - Monday, April 25, 2005 at 10:04:22 (EDT)
as to RC lyric, I think suicide or at least a VD clinic appointment would be healthier response than letting women know you've shared RC taint via a girl friend
just chop it off before it spreads
USA - Monday, April 25, 2005 at 09:58:23 (EDT)
Hey at least someone still posts here....
CHONG
USA - Monday, April 25, 2005 at 09:57:00 (EDT)
Hey Vic, Tesla called....
doris
- Sunday, April 24, 2005 at 19:23:00 (EDT)
go figure...v!c (half Mc, half Sp!c)
USA - Sunday, April 24, 2005 at 17:41:18 (EDT)
"Amazing Royal Shaft"
123 Dont laugh
Its not as funny as it sounds
My girl fucked the singer of the Royal Crowns
Dont laugh
Its not as funny as it sounds
My girl fucked the singer of the Royal Crowns
And I know its kinda hard to believe
The fucking reason that I'm singin the blues
I hate this, I hate this
Never be the rock n' roll star you want
I hate this, I hate this
Dont laugh
Its not as funny as it sounds
My girl fucked the singer of the Royal Crowns
And I know its kinda hard to believe
The fucking reason that I'm singin the blues
I hate this, I hate this
Never be the rock n' roll star you want
I hate this
Fuck, I knew we didnt have anything serious or nothing
But when she walked around the back of that club that one cold night
I knew, I knew what she was up to
As I sat alone on that curb like the fool that I am
I could have fucking died
2 3
Dont laugh
Its not as funny as it sounds
My girl fucked the singer of the Royal Crowns
Fuck it the pain won't last
Alot of beer will help it go by fast
Dont laugh
Its not as funny as it sounds
My girl fucked the singer of the Royal Crowns
And I know its kinda hard to believe
The fucking reason that I'm singin the blues
Dont laugh
Its not as funny as it sounds
My girl fucked the singer of the Royal Crowns
And I know its kinda hard to believe
The fucking reason that I'm singin the blues
Don't Laugh
Fuck Her
The New Pope
USA - Sunday, April 24, 2005 at 07:49:09 (EDT)
Bla!
Count Crapula
USA - Saturday, April 23, 2005 at 17:11:15 (EDT)
My favorite bedtime story was "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas".
ed
USA - Friday, April 22, 2005 at 22:57:44 (EDT)
|
Your Inner European is Russian! |
Mysterious and exotic.
You've got a great balance of danger and allure. |
ed
USA - Friday, April 22, 2005 at 22:55:29 (EDT)
mind if I get a sip?
USA - Friday, April 22, 2005 at 18:13:10 (EDT)
|
Your Inner European is Fuckface! |
|
Ugly and Half-retarded!
You drink poo from a cup. |
William Radcliffe
USA - Friday, April 22, 2005 at 17:55:16 (EDT)
|
Your Inner European is Irish! |
|
Sprited and boisterous!
You drink everyone under the table. |
GR
USA - Friday, April 22, 2005 at 17:19:28 (EDT)
that's right, gimme some more wine!
GR
USA - Friday, April 22, 2005 at 17:12:27 (EDT)
insert GR/KOL dinner joke here
USA - Friday, April 22, 2005 at 16:52:54 (EDT)
asinine study blames fairy tales for.... well read it yourself for a good laugh- "They believe if their love is strong enough they can change their partner's behaviour,"
