Lurkive April 11-May 19, 2005

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Hey Muddy, you playing with the boys at Gillette come September?
v!c
USA - Thursday, May 19, 2005 at 18:01:43 (EDT)


and one for the WiFFer...

USA - Thursday, May 19, 2005 at 17:39:50 (EDT)
yeah

USA - Thursday, May 19, 2005 at 17:38:34 (EDT)
I know someone who went to HS with the Pazmanian Devil. She called him a "bookworm" and I sh!t you not.
v!c
USA - Thursday, May 19, 2005 at 17:38:04 (EDT)
doff doesn't know the Bird. Bird went to doff's HS in Wormtown for a year.
doff
USA - Thursday, May 19, 2005 at 17:23:52 (EDT)
moving on up
to that deluxe apartment in the sky
USA - Thursday, May 19, 2005 at 17:14:01 (EDT)
So bush catches a terrorist (or more accurately this guy made it impossible for bush NOT to "catch" him), we're gonna at least charge him for his terrorist attack here in DC in 1976, right? Don't count on it.

Professor Meldon explains that in June 1976 the most extreme counterrevolutionary elements met in the Dominican Republic and set up the Commando of United Revolutionary Organizations (CORU), at a time when George Bush Sr. was CIA director and, logically, guided the anti-Cuba organizations' activities.
"Numerous dope-linked terrorists were in attendance - Luis Posada Carriles, Guillermo Novo, and so on - who would later assist the Reagan White House in running its contra re-supply operations in Central America. There was also Frank Castro, the Bay of Pigs vet running the militant Cuban National Liberation Front. Frank Castro would be indicted in 1983 for smuggling over 500 tons of marijuana, and then have the charges magically dropped after setting up a contra training camp in the Florida Everglades."
Also present at the meeting, according to other sources, were the leaders of Alpha 66 and the former president of the Bay of Pigs veterans, Roberto Carballo. "At this June 1976 convention in Santo Domingo, the CORU mob laid out a plan for major bloodshed, and that fall its myrmidons carried out two of the most sensational terrorist acts ever witnessed in the Western hemisphere."
On September 21, 1976, a car-bomb exploded in broad daylight in Washington, D.C., killing Orlando Letelier, formerly foreign minister of Chile, and human rights pioneer Ronnie Moffitt.
Meldon continues, "Two of the CORU thugs on Pinochet's terror budget turned out to be the Novo brothers. Though then-CIA director George Bush stonewalled the investigation to the best of his patriotic ability, Guillermo was eventually busted in Miami with a pound of coke; he was ultimately found guilty of the Letelier-Moffitt terror homicides, but the conviction was overturned on appeal when his confession was thrown out."

WiF more nasty details here
USA - Thursday, May 19, 2005 at 17:07:46 (EDT)
A KINKY housewife was knocked out cold in Asda — after her vibrating knickers left her overcome with excitement.
WiFwhat's the buzz tell me what's happening
USA - Thursday, May 19, 2005 at 16:41:55 (EDT)
"We're here to embrace the indulgent lifestyle of the 1986 New York Mets with beer, champagne and fun," said Mike "Gary Carter" Hacker of San Francisco as he passed a pint to a white-skinned "Mookie Wilson."
Lester
USA - Thursday, May 19, 2005 at 16:34:45 (EDT)
WOW
GR
USA - Thursday, May 19, 2005 at 16:00:22 (EDT)
Doff you know the Bird?
Sneak
USA - Thursday, May 19, 2005 at 15:59:05 (EDT)
I mean, it begs the question, how many midgets (Cambodian or otherwise) WOULD it take to slay und African (or other type) lion?
ps
USA - Thursday, May 19, 2005 at 15:58:32 (EDT)
Fuck the Christians...bring on the Midgets! Cambodian style. This is a must read.
v!c
USA - Thursday, May 19, 2005 at 15:51:51 (EDT)
So we're talking rash-ripened tomatoes?
WiF
USA - Thursday, May 19, 2005 at 15:23:08 (EDT)
Did I ever tell you about the tomato plants that Fidrych had in the back of his Pinto in High School? Removed the whole back seat and everything.
doff
USA - Thursday, May 19, 2005 at 15:18:43 (EDT)
ed how went the airwaves? got a setlist for us?
dirty d. crepit
- Thursday, May 19, 2005 at 15:17:59 (EDT)
Channel 6 reception sucks because IIFC their transmitter is out in Rehoboth somewhere. At my house if I point the antenna towards Ch 6 I lose almost all the other channels. And cable is a gigantic rip-off.
ed
USA - Thursday, May 19, 2005 at 15:15:54 (EDT)
it's good luck, don!
doris
- Thursday, May 19, 2005 at 14:06:57 (EDT)
Bank robbery: Hollywood style.
v!c
USA - Thursday, May 19, 2005 at 13:55:13 (EDT)
This was just "flying around" my window.

doff, - Thursday, May 19, 2005 at 13:46:47 (EDT)
This should calm things right down

In a move likely to increase tension with US forces, radical Shiite cleric Moqtada Sadr called on Muslims to paint US and Israeli flags at the entrance to mosques for worshippers to step on in protest at the alleged desecration of the Koran at the US detention camp in Guantanamo.

flowers and parades, it's all flowers and parades
USA - Thursday, May 19, 2005 at 13:31:05 (EDT)
cable = not an option. satellite internet, matter of fact, wants $700 for SETUP FEE and $60/mo after that. what's a "rumford"?
boris
- Thursday, May 19, 2005 at 12:39:09 (EDT)
i have cable
dood
USA - Thursday, May 19, 2005 at 11:55:42 (EDT)
Lester the Worm back in action. My channel 6 reception k!cks @ss...I'm not yellin' I'm just sayin'.
v!c
USA - Thursday, May 19, 2005 at 11:55:42 (EDT)
Doods, spring for cable.
GR
USA - Thursday, May 19, 2005 at 11:54:09 (EDT)
Well, my active social life (and my stupid dog who barks the whole time the tv is on) keeps me from watching too much telly. I'm just glad you are not all addicted to some *reality* show.
GR
USA - Thursday, May 19, 2005 at 11:53:41 (EDT)
My channel 6 reception sucks as well. It's still watchable (since I don't live way out in the sticks) but pretty annoying.
What's up with science teacher guy? Have they ever mentioned him before? You'd think a science teacher would have come in pretty handy before now. Is this how they're going to introduce new characters, by saying "Oh, they were here all along. You just never noticed."

Lester
USA - Thursday, May 19, 2005 at 11:52:54 (EDT)
Why is it that sequels always suck?
Lester
USA - Thursday, May 19, 2005 at 11:48:01 (EDT)
LOST
it's on the TV
USA - Thursday, May 19, 2005 at 11:41:57 (EDT)
Holy dog almighty, WTF are you doods talking about?
GR
USA - Thursday, May 19, 2005 at 11:39:22 (EDT)
worst part? we get channel 6 reception so poorly that i could hardly tell what the pirate ship was. nat just couldn't tell and she has better eyesight than me. we found out on the message board after the show, to be sure. and this happens every week. sucks. guess we will plan to watch finale elsewhere. recurring m-board themes: jin=toast. tail survivors=season 2 (i.e. black woman's hubby). rousseau armpits=hairy.
boris of the others
- Thursday, May 19, 2005 at 11:37:00 (EDT)
"Mmmm. This is good. It is better than good - it is yummy and not bad! Wait till the other martians hear about this!"
robillard
USA - Thursday, May 19, 2005 at 11:29:15 (EDT)
Hello. I am Robolar! I'm from Mars, and I eat candy bars!
KOL
USA - Thursday, May 19, 2005 at 10:52:58 (EDT)
Fuck so now I'm in a group with Lester and Boris? eff it I'm only watching the brak show from now on
D double O dood.
USA - Thursday, May 19, 2005 at 10:50:28 (EDT)
v!c's favorite band gets honored
Lester
USA - Thursday, May 19, 2005 at 10:50:21 (EDT)
Locke does not = evil. The creepy little kid with the psychic powers = evil. I'm hooked on the show as well, but the finale better answer some questions and not be a total cliffhanger.
Lester
USA - Thursday, May 19, 2005 at 10:04:55 (EDT)
Or...Ummm, what?
GR
USA - Thursday, May 19, 2005 at 09:34:33 (EDT)
the question most often asked of dirty doris: what the f*ck you talkin' 'bout?
v!c
USA - Thursday, May 19, 2005 at 09:23:41 (EDT)
Yeah dood me. I was really expectin the raft to get hit by a bomb or something as they sailed away.
Dood
USA - Thursday, May 19, 2005 at 07:37:29 (EDT)
for the first time in too long, a LOST episode worth watching. any other lurkers hooked on that shiz like nat and doris?
doris
- Thursday, May 19, 2005 at 07:22:40 (EDT)
What's with all the spam lately? Where is MJ? When and where are the Upper Crust playing? Are we all sick to death of Star Wars yet? How many Republicans does it take to fuck a horse in the ass?
ed
USA - Wednesday, May 18, 2005 at 22:13:03 (EDT) may have an extree Upper Crust tic. or two, FYI
v!c
USA - Wednesday, May 18, 2005 at 17:55:07 (EDT)
dirty: Well...see...it went like this...; doffenheimers, I wore a hole in the seat I was sitting in motionlessly...
v!c
USA - Wednesday, May 18, 2005 at 17:54:22 (EDT)
doff-
please explain euro brake gear switch? email me!

kol
USA - Wednesday, May 18, 2005 at 17:03:06 (EDT)
unWells.
doris
- Wednesday, May 18, 2005 at 16:56:37 (EDT)
Who have these horses been sleeping with?
GR
USA - Wednesday, May 18, 2005 at 16:15:40 (EDT)
pho real KOL . Can you handle the euro brake gear switch?
doff
USA - Wednesday, May 18, 2005 at 16:07:10 (EDT)
Of course, this kind will make a HUGE mess when they dump on your forehead!

GR
USA - Wednesday, May 18, 2005 at 16:00:47 (EDT)
I have always found that these little bastards can do a number swooping down on your head.

GR
USA - Wednesday, May 18, 2005 at 15:39:59 (EDT)
yo doff. for real? I'll def ride that duc!
KOL
USA - Wednesday, May 18, 2005 at 15:09:08 (EDT)
man who doesn't speak says he knows man who doesn't speak
that repetitous repetitous guy
USA - Wednesday, May 18, 2005 at 15:06:04 (EDT)
The Riddler will not be placing his customary riddle in your breakfast tomorrow
WiF
USA - Wednesday, May 18, 2005 at 14:27:09 (EDT)
did v!c wear a hole in the mezzanine vinyl floor by himself?
doff
USA - Wednesday, May 18, 2005 at 13:42:22 (EDT)
You'll never guess what song was just on the radio.
v!c
USA - Wednesday, May 18, 2005 at 13:26:22 (EDT)
I know where MJ got off!
Popo Bawa
USA - Wednesday, May 18, 2005 at 13:03:18 (EDT)
I think I know where MJ got off to
WiF
USA - Wednesday, May 18, 2005 at 12:46:26 (EDT)
Now make a wish and blow out the candles


WiF
USA - Wednesday, May 18, 2005 at 12:18:00 (EDT)
Meet...The Grackle! ka-KAA, ka-KAA!

USA - Wednesday, May 18, 2005 at 12:12:54 (EDT)
that's a buncha bull! well, now you see something of what you've got to...look forward...to?
v!c
USA - Wednesday, May 18, 2005 at 11:37:35 (EDT) It's my bday. VIC minus 10. I have a bad feeling that the ursa link refers to a different kind of 'bear'.
KOL
USA - Wednesday, May 18, 2005 at 11:05:59 (EDT)
"Proudly serving the bear community since 1992"
Ursa Major
USA - Wednesday, May 18, 2005 at 11:00:19 (EDT)

Cardinal Law
USA - Wednesday, May 18, 2005 at 10:03:16 (EDT)
Hi everybody! We are hanging around outside the window of the library today.

GR
USA - Wednesday, May 18, 2005 at 10:01:39 (EDT)
Billy Idol at Lupo's The Strand...WTF?!
v!c
USA - Wednesday, May 18, 2005 at 09:48:18 (EDT)
"Good Charlotte, Simple Plan and Relient K play punk rock at Dunkin' Donuts Center in Providence." WTF?
K Car
USA - Wednesday, May 18, 2005 at 09:39:27 (EDT)
Another lurker birthday? More Tauri in the house? How much bull can we put up with?
GR
USA - Wednesday, May 18, 2005 at 09:37:35 (EDT)
"The jump didn't happen quite as he wanted," the police source said. "He died on impact."
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USA - Wednesday, May 18, 2005 at 05:36:07 (EDT)
Last panel make me piss pants. so much dishonor
CHONG LEE
USA - Tuesday, May 17, 2005 at 21:18:23 (EDT)
I will do that. And dance with myself at mezzanine corner stage right. Report tomorrow.
v!c
USA - Tuesday, May 17, 2005 at 18:19:56 (EDT)
Don't forget to sing along during Mony Mony.
GR
USA - Tuesday, May 17, 2005 at 18:14:11 (EDT)
anytime your jonesing KOL, my duc will service your needs.
doff
USA - Tuesday, May 17, 2005 at 17:23:39 (EDT)
Bobby Idol Rocks!!!

so big a star his cock has a rock star attitude
USA - Tuesday, May 17, 2005 at 16:54:17 (EDT)
Word of the day: Kill Residual
doff
USA - Tuesday, May 17, 2005 at 16:42:59 (EDT)
Billy Idol tonight lurkers...BILLY Idol. Not his coattails brother BOBBY Idol.
v!c
USA - Tuesday, May 17, 2005 at 16:34:02 (EDT)
Greenwood argued that consensual sex doesn't mean "anything goes. ... The fact that some behavior was agreed to by the parties doesn't mean all behavior was agreed to by the parties." The woman's attorney didn't immediately return a telephone call Monday.
v!c
USA - Tuesday, May 17, 2005 at 16:03:05 (EDT)
VIVE LA...
"splat"
USA - Tuesday, May 17, 2005 at 15:59:38 (EDT)
word-
Be careful, all the same friends, not to break your penis.
USA - Tuesday, May 17, 2005 at 14:36:18 (EDT)
Sorry to hear your case didn't go so well v!c. Is your lawyer perchance related to a certain real man?
WiF
USA - Tuesday, May 17, 2005 at 14:30:16 (EDT)
damn
spam
USA - Tuesday, May 17, 2005 at 14:27:51 (EDT)
Is this the cat crap them spammers is talking about?

GR
USA - Tuesday, May 17, 2005 at 14:11:07 (EDT)
wtf did Maine do that they always get the phony terrorists shipped there way?
enquiring mind
USA - Tuesday, May 17, 2005 at 13:53:48 (EDT)
just look at the gams on that there mule
sum typical republican
USA - Tuesday, May 17, 2005 at 13:32:50 (EDT)
damn
spam
USA - Tuesday, May 17, 2005 at 13:30:38 (EDT)
foreplay is sexy

USA - Tuesday, May 17, 2005 at 13:03:23 (EDT)
The mule fvcker went on Fox again

Alan continued the question with "if it were a washing machine would you have sexual intercourse with it?" Horsley replied, paraphasing, "I hadn't thought about it, but I would have had sex with anything wet and warm that moved."

WiF
USA - Tuesday, May 17, 2005 at 11:52:07 (EDT)
who the hell is this piano playing dude in the label-less wet suit?

USA - Tuesday, May 17, 2005 at 11:24:40 (EDT)
THIS chick?

USA - Tuesday, May 17, 2005 at 10:20:56 (EDT)
Hey V!C, this chick is hot for you!
Dood
USA - Tuesday, May 17, 2005 at 10:15:55 (EDT)
my a bitch? huh? anyway, I just came from the hallowed halls of Middblob Town Hall where I surrendered 125 hard earned ugly dollars
v!c
USA - Tuesday, May 17, 2005 at 10:10:28 (EDT)
You could always throw your bike into the back of my wagon for the ride to Auburn. I just made reservations for my g@y @ss weekend in Provincetown! Any other ladies wanna join us? I think MJ needs some time off for good behavior (and drag queen karaoke).
GR
USA - Tuesday, May 17, 2005 at 09:37:11 (EDT)
BSA jacket = dust jacket.
Cy-Kill
USA - Tuesday, May 17, 2005 at 01:38:48 (EDT)
I guess KOL plans on walking to Auburn.
don
USA - Tuesday, May 17, 2005 at 01:33:02 (EDT)
Somebody nailed Nails before Nails nailed Nails.
drugsy
USA - Tuesday, May 17, 2005 at 01:30:34 (EDT)
HOLY SHIT! That dood's wife has FOUR ARMS!
DOOD
USA - Tuesday, May 17, 2005 at 00:18:34 (EDT)
SOLD!
KOL
USA - Monday, May 16, 2005 at 22:37:58 (EDT)
So, your wife decides to go out with her friends drinking and dancing. You're okay with it because you get to watch sports all night. You hear her stumble into bed around 4. You wake up next morning and go outside to the family Volvo, which she used last night. You are happy to see it all in one piece. But.....wait a minute ............ What the hell?.....
Happy Home
USA - Monday, May 16, 2005 at 21:45:06 (EDT)
GO ahead don, what have YOU got to lose? slap eddie andleman on his fat ass for me.
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USA - Monday, May 16, 2005 at 21:41:34 (EDT)
This dood asked me to go on a hot dog safari. Do you think it'll be a good time?
doff
USA - Monday, May 16, 2005 at 21:19:02 (EDT)
No v!c, your a bitch.
Popo Bawa
USA - Monday, May 16, 2005 at 20:24:41 (EDT)
Ain't spam a b!tch?
v!c
USA - Monday, May 16, 2005 at 17:59:25 (EDT)
Newsweek fvked up the source
but korans were mucked about
USA - Monday, May 16, 2005 at 17:13:15 (EDT)
the refrigerator magnet
god scolded me for linking to
USA - Monday, May 16, 2005 at 16:48:37 (EDT)
God Hates Shrimp
Shrimp, crab, lobster, clams, mussels, all these are an abomination before the Lord, just as gays are an abomination. Why stop at protesting gay marriage? Bring all of God's law unto the heathens and the sodomites. We call upon all Christians to join the crusade against Long John Silver's and Red Lobster. Yea, even Popeye's shall be cleansed. The name of Bubba shall be anathema. We must stop the unbelievers from destroying the sanctity of our restaurants.


USA - Monday, May 16, 2005 at 16:47:05 (EDT)
I'd rather see an old satisfied gal, I hear them old UNsatified gals can be pretty.... er, demanding
beat down enough already
USA - Monday, May 16, 2005 at 16:41:30 (EDT)
If I'm a "young hungry guy" I'd hate to see an old satisfied gal.
v!c
USA - Monday, May 16, 2005 at 16:28:20 (EDT)
v!c my lecherous compadre, I had a feeling that ad would appeal to your appetites
my "demographic" is responding in a pavlovian tizzy
USA - Monday, May 16, 2005 at 15:58:51 (EDT)
"She's very appealing to our demographic," which he described as young, hungry guys.
v!c (one young hungry guy)
USA - Monday, May 16, 2005 at 15:15:36 (EDT)
sodomizing gremlin?

USA - Monday, May 16, 2005 at 14:14:39 (EDT)
what's the difference between Iraq and Vietnam?
secret answer you know where
USA - Monday, May 16, 2005 at 14:08:15 (EDT)
would feel much worse for ManUre fans if i didn't have so much practice being...
  1. a spurs fan and
  2. a bruins fan

doris
- Monday, May 16, 2005 at 13:52:15 (EDT)
Chong goes to Tanzania?
"But for superstitious Zanzibaris a visit from the sodomizing gremlin is no joke."

Popo Bawa
USA - Monday, May 16, 2005 at 12:50:50 (EDT)
I'll have the Spicy BBQ Burger with a side order of sleazy blonde, hold the thong, and I'll provide my own lather.

WiF
USA - Monday, May 16, 2005 at 12:27:58 (EDT)
This is the first thing to come up if you image google "37 ugly years".

USA - Monday, May 16, 2005 at 12:22:52 (EDT)
Doff mentally stole chong next joke!!!!

USA - Monday, May 16, 2005 at 11:59:40 (EDT)
sell your bike, sell your soul,
give up your life of rock'n'roll
USA - Monday, May 16, 2005 at 11:43:32 (EDT)
You don't need that bike. Just climb out the sun roof in your blue beamer and steer with your feet. WR can work the pedals.
doff
USA - Monday, May 16, 2005 at 11:28:57 (EDT)
I hate to beat a dead goddamn horse but guess what song's on the radio right now.
v!c
USA - Monday, May 16, 2005 at 11:24:32 (EDT)
I think you should sell it. They are very dangerous. Only people who have nothing to live for should ride them. You know, like Don!
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One for you Les Paul fans
GRRRR
USA - Monday, May 16, 2005 at 11:05:55 (EDT)
quick-convince me why I should not sell my bike! Its on CL boston now and people want to look at it and I'm getting sad!
KOL
USA - Monday, May 16, 2005 at 10:54:00 (EDT)
Good Grief
Chuck
USA - Monday, May 16, 2005 at 10:17:04 (EDT)
On the Chapelle tip, I fear it may be worse than crazy, or should I say the worst kinda crazy. Caught a piece on the news yesterday with him saying he's been spending time with his new muslim pals reassessing the direction of his life. So long to laughter, hello to another brain-dead proseletyzing idiot.
so many muslims so few lions
USA - Monday, May 16, 2005 at 10:12:55 (EDT)
Baseball was ready to desegregate and allow Jackie Robinson, but tolerance was lacking for robots
Urkel built another robot, Laurabot, to be Urkelbot’s companion
USA - Monday, May 16, 2005 at 10:08:54 (EDT)
happy 37 2/365ths birthday there v!cster.
WiF
USA - Monday, May 16, 2005 at 10:08:21 (EDT)
damn
spam
USA - Monday, May 16, 2005 at 10:07:16 (EDT)
Gone nutty?

USA - Monday, May 16, 2005 at 09:53:05 (EDT)
there's nothing like dirty lurk birthday wishes; I thank ye all
v!c
USA - Monday, May 16, 2005 at 09:26:26 (EDT)
That's some spam! Happy day of your birth, Vic. Edging ever closer to death.
GR
USA - Sunday, May 15, 2005 at 22:02:48 (EDT)
hey vic if you wanna feel better go take consecutive free beer tours of harpoon and sam adams. it's T-able. then hit dead author's a.k.a. bukowski off boylston (NOT the cambridge one). if you really wanna go for the gusto, break a pool cue over the head of some black-turtleneck-wearing eurodoosh at boston beer works - any. it just. might. work.
dirty
- Sunday, May 15, 2005 at 09:30:54 (EDT)
Fin Fang Foom is a pussy.
Kirby
USA - Saturday, May 14, 2005 at 23:10:44 (EDT)
This place reminds me of the time i took a shit. That was cool and also yesterday.
Tommy nuts
USA - Saturday, May 14, 2005 at 22:50:26 (EDT)
HI this webbie is super infomative. Eat balls.
Carl on a carphone
USA - Saturday, May 14, 2005 at 21:49:06 (EDT)
THis website breaks to the left.
Norin Radd
USA - Saturday, May 14, 2005 at 20:50:31 (EDT)
Much Honor.


Chong
USA - Saturday, May 14, 2005 at 14:56:09 (EDT)
If anyone particularly cares, and most of you probably don't, but I will be filling in from 7 to 10 PM Monday night on WSMU. 91.1FM or WSMU.org/listen
ed
USA - Saturday, May 14, 2005 at 14:26:41 (EDT)
Don't worry v!c, 37 is easy. 41 is the really hard one.
ed
USA - Saturday, May 14, 2005 at 14:23:40 (EDT)
37 ugly years.
doff
USA - Saturday, May 14, 2005 at 11:06:45 (EDT)
tomorrow will indeed be a horror...uncle v!c rolls 37 dear lurkeres...on that note, I bid thee adieu
v!c
USA - Friday, May 13, 2005 at 18:10:05 (EDT)
curse the hot link blockers
foiled again
USA - Friday, May 13, 2005 at 16:24:44 (EDT)

and a sequel
USA - Friday, May 13, 2005 at 16:23:52 (EDT)
wasn't there a horror flick called Saturday the 14th?
v!c
USA - Friday, May 13, 2005 at 16:14:58 (EDT)
Remember how they went on and on how that Wendy's finga tip was a woman's and they could tell cuz of the size and how well manicured it was etc?
so much for all the junior CSI types
USA - Friday, May 13, 2005 at 15:47:55 (EDT)
So how all y'all triskaidekaphobics holding up? And to those who doubt the curse of Friday the 13th, I say this, my mom was born on a Friday the 13th and had 6 kids just like me.
WiF
USA - Friday, May 13, 2005 at 15:44:28 (EDT)
My attorney has advised me not to comment. Suffice to say, I was DEFINITELY not the oldest attendee.
GR
USA - Friday, May 13, 2005 at 13:21:40 (EDT)
the show was fantastic. seriously. all the hits and then some. crowd singing along, great playing, very tight. surprisingly good. far better than say, guns n roses in 92 or even buzzcocks in 95. at least as good as the dictators recently with top ten back.
KOL
USA - Friday, May 13, 2005 at 12:09:10 (EDT)
D'ya think Peter Pan put the pixie dust whammy on the lurk?
pixilated in perpetuity
USA - Friday, May 13, 2005 at 11:48:40 (EDT)
This must be what amnesia feels like
WiF
USA - Friday, May 13, 2005 at 11:44:44 (EDT)
That be two days lost
WiF
USA - Friday, May 13, 2005 at 11:43:13 (EDT)
EFF the new york dolls. I'd rather see a reunion of MR BIGS TOYLAND on moody street in waltham.
Norin Radd
USA - Friday, May 13, 2005 at 11:42:08 (EDT)
How was show? Say. Say!
doff
USA - Friday, May 13, 2005 at 11:40:30 (EDT)
I blame David Johansen. And his Hindu love god adoration.
GR
USA - Friday, May 13, 2005 at 11:16:15 (EDT)
I think some botty deleted the whole Lurk! The remote site had 0kb in it! Wild! Everything from yesterday is lost - forever. The horror - the horror.
BSTC
USA - Friday, May 13, 2005 at 10:33:39 (EDT)
I'm here
Poo Poltergeist
USA - Tuesday, May 10, 2005 at 10:06:29 (EDT)
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HOT CARL
USA - Monday, May 09, 2005 at 19:49:23 (EDT)

good afternoon, good evening, and good night
v!c
USA - Monday, May 09, 2005 at 19:49:23 (EDT)
my soft sell two cents

Senator Chafee,
With the impending vote on Bolton's nomination I wanted to weigh in and first thank you for being one of the first to speak up and say this position at the UN required that the nominee be looked at carefully. I saw several media reports that left me with the impression that you'd be voting against his nomination and today I've been seeing reports that the committee will likely vote on strictly party lines.
I'm hoping this is not the case. It is clear that Bolton is not a merely bad choice, he is to quote another more respected than me, "an abysmal choice". I seriously hope you reconsider supporting this wrong-minded nominee of President Bush's.
And failing that, I'd like to demand that you at least help to postpone the vote until the materials that Senator Biden has requested can be reviewed by the whole committee. If a fair hearing is what's at issue, nothing should move forward until this basic request of Senator Biden's is satisfied.
Hoping I can continue my support of your good work,
sum yada yada

not easy to resist tearing him a new azzhole
USA - Monday, May 09, 2005 at 17:17:01 (EDT)
was he on the phone while riding?
that cautionary tale guy
USA - Monday, May 09, 2005 at 16:44:40 (EDT)
When I say hot I MEAN hot.
The sauce is 30 times hotter than the spiciest pepper and 8,000 times more fiery than Tabasco. Diners must sign a disclaimer recommending “protective gloves and eye wear” — but even sweating testers in safety gear were blinded by tears for 30 minutes.

16,000,000 scovilles ain't no joke
USA - Monday, May 09, 2005 at 16:43:23 (EDT)
unnatural yes, but it got international coverage
buy ad space on clutzes
USA - Monday, May 09, 2005 at 16:41:28 (EDT)
Is that like a secret gas nozzle handshake?
what up with the thumb action?
USA - Monday, May 09, 2005 at 16:39:49 (EDT)
slightly g@y-@ss indeed

USA - Monday, May 09, 2005 at 16:23:22 (EDT)
Seems to be a rather unnatural pose for a spokesperson.
GR
USA - Monday, May 09, 2005 at 16:14:47 (EDT)
forget the metrosexual,
meet the PETROSEXUAL
USA - Monday, May 09, 2005 at 16:04:33 (EDT)
Time to contact Chafee and let him know we won't tolerate him kissing the murder monkey's ass.
online webform

United States Senate 141A Russell Washington, DC 20510 (202) 224-2921
170 Westminster Street Suite 1100 Providence, RI 02903 (401) 453-5294
320 Thames Street Room 272 Newport, RI 02840 (401) 845-0700

Hey's the key vote boys and girls
USA - Monday, May 09, 2005 at 15:49:05 (EDT)
note bene- sponsor
can you hear me now?.......... I SAID, CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?
USA - Monday, May 09, 2005 at 15:38:53 (EDT)
I repeat- frikkin OUCH!

USA - Monday, May 09, 2005 at 15:35:46 (EDT)
two words- frikkin OUCH!

USA - Monday, May 09, 2005 at 15:34:02 (EDT)
Watch out yon Mozilla users
your pants am unpatched
USA - Monday, May 09, 2005 at 15:31:58 (EDT)
damn
spam
USA - Monday, May 09, 2005 at 15:31:13 (EDT)
once again, your tax dollars hard at work... supporting war crimes

Saar also describes the 'snatch teams', known as the Initial Reaction Force (IRF), who remove unco-operative prisoners from their cells. He describes one such snatch where a prisoner's arm was broken. In a training session for an IRF team, one US soldier posing as a prisoner was beaten so badly that he suffered brain damage. It is believed the IRF team had not been told the 'detainee' was a soldier.

geneva convention? that like a star wars convention?
USA - Monday, May 09, 2005 at 14:58:46 (EDT)
Yard Gang? holy cr@p we're old
WiF my geritol laden stools
USA - Monday, May 09, 2005 at 14:54:02 (EDT)
mother fucking Yard Gang...
Jesus
USA - Monday, May 09, 2005 at 14:45:59 (EDT)
like a' this 'a?

USA - Monday, May 09, 2005 at 14:24:11 (EDT)
I just remembered...YARD GANG!!!! I used to have a little crush on Sue...I saw her nipple pop out of her shirt once, and I was hooked!
chef
USA - Monday, May 09, 2005 at 14:03:36 (EDT)
wait...the real Sue Fitz, from that band with Bob Howe...damn, I forgot the name, but remember the Sue..."Central Falls, oh, Central Falls, What ever happened to you?"...damn, what was the name of that band?
chef
USA - Monday, May 09, 2005 at 12:55:16 (EDT)
Would you believe
the dingo SAVED my baby?
USA - Monday, May 09, 2005 at 12:44:26 (EDT)
OH MY DOG! I was there when they took that pic. It took Anne several takes to maintain the shocked expression rather than laugh at Ed's flash. And who the fvk did the band write-up? drums like santa?
WiF my old stained Rocket shirt
USA - Monday, May 09, 2005 at 12:40:56 (EDT)
Do you see me in this pic? All I see is that damn Rocket tv that no one would let me stand on! (Damn it, QOC)

Sue
USA - Monday, May 09, 2005 at 11:48:25 (EDT)
Looks like your band name was already taken, kol.
gr
USA - Monday, May 09, 2005 at 11:40:11 (EDT)
WOW--that is BAD!
GR
USA - Monday, May 09, 2005 at 11:30:12 (EDT)
Now that MJ has gone MIA from the lurk, lets call her RUBY TOPAZ!
DOOD
USA - Monday, May 09, 2005 at 11:11:55 (EDT)
Maybe Benny can work on "I'm a Believer" cover for July?
GRRRRR
USA - Monday, May 09, 2005 at 11:09:21 (EDT)
Mark Bram co-wrote the tune, dood
not dood
USA - Monday, May 09, 2005 at 10:55:49 (EDT)
Was I in Cool Beverages?
Sue Fitz
USA - Monday, May 09, 2005 at 10:40:31 (EDT)
MARK BRAM??????
DOOD!!! MARK BRAM!!!!
USA - Monday, May 09, 2005 at 10:17:22 (EDT)
Lead Vocals (in order of appearance): Jim Beaupre, Steve Smith, Sue Fitz, Bob Hymers, Manny Vincente, Mack Odem and Debra Lilli, Jimmy Winters, Sarah Birdseye, Cathren Dan, Mark Bram, Abdul Mateen, Dana Mauro, Cindy Ballou, Manny Silva, Gail Greenwood, Sean Feeley, Cheryl Wheeler, Al Gomes, Jamie Kurtis, Malaina Stringfield, Jim Beaupre
OK who can hear the real man in this mix? (tougher than where's waldo)
USA - Monday, May 09, 2005 at 10:09:22 (EDT)
Now george, you put your hands on this round thing here we call the steering wheel.

WiF
USA - Monday, May 09, 2005 at 09:56:54 (EDT)
You can also order a copy of the 'Three Sides of Hunger Record Release Concert,' available for $25 on VHS. It features The Schemers, Rash of Stabbings, Neutral Nation, Rubber Rodeo, MX, The Dames, Shory Jackson, and many others.
First review THIS!
USA - Monday, May 09, 2005 at 09:55:13 (EDT)
Hey I have a new stage name. DAN HALEN!
KOL
USA - Monday, May 09, 2005 at 09:49:19 (EDT)
I write something nice come July, sure.
Bobby G.
USA - Monday, May 09, 2005 at 09:26:33 (EDT)
BENNYSIZZLER to be reborn from the ashes? Of reviwed in the phoenix? I NEED KNOW???
Chong
USA - Monday, May 09, 2005 at 09:21:05 (EDT)
Let's go more to the right.

USA - Monday, May 09, 2005 at 09:18:25 (EDT)
well at least I rated over flegg
WiF
USA - Monday, May 09, 2005 at 09:16:33 (EDT)
Benny Sizzler come July. Or so.

USA - Monday, May 09, 2005 at 09:16:06 (EDT)
I'm gessin the rumor is that benny either broke up or signed to FAT WRECK CHORDS. either that or that MJ is still in the running to becomming america's next top model.
DOOD
USA - Monday, May 09, 2005 at 08:08:37 (EDT)
I heard a rumor. Is it true?
Bob Gulla
USA - Monday, May 09, 2005 at 07:59:27 (EDT)
So if you want to nail NAILS you must really want to nail the holocaust...
NAILS
USA - Sunday, May 08, 2005 at 20:27:44 (EDT)
Sox win double header on aggregate.
Ultro
USA - Sunday, May 08, 2005 at 20:20:21 (EDT)
au>o
spall nazi
USA - Sunday, May 08, 2005 at 18:02:30 (EDT)
fist fucking anal sex pics>the holocost>Nails
drugsy
USA - Sunday, May 08, 2005 at 16:12:22 (EDT)
pretty good hierarchy there, nails.
Sneak
USA - Sunday, May 08, 2005 at 15:36:05 (EDT)
Chong>MJ>V!C>GR>KOL>Boris>Lester>W!F>FLEGG>JC Auto>Don
NAILS!
USA - Sunday, May 08, 2005 at 11:23:10 (EDT)
Turbo>Beaster>Copper Blue>Supersucks
don
USA - Sunday, May 08, 2005 at 09:46:54 (EDT)
that's suuuuuummmmm rekkid. still. i once threw a mostly-empty beer bottle at someone for dissing copper blue. true story. was of course shitfaced. yeah, surprise. but i hit the bastid.
doris
- Saturday, May 07, 2005 at 13:49:57 (EDT)
Poo spam?
BOO
USA - Saturday, May 07, 2005 at 12:23:55 (EDT)
Grrmmmh
Poo Zombie
USA - Saturday, May 07, 2005 at 10:12:11 (EDT)
I have Doug Davis on my fantasy team too.
ed
USA - Saturday, May 07, 2005 at 00:37:19 (EDT)
poo ghost
BOO
USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 22:29:45 (EDT)
hmmm....my first fantasy autographed for $50 bucks?

WiF
USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 16:56:56 (EDT)

things that make ya go... wha?
USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 16:53:50 (EDT)
Runaway Bride on a piece of toast!
GR
USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 16:38:30 (EDT)
my new hero

I am Ajai Raj, and I am a jackass....
...I realized that the only way to win this battle was to fight fire with fire. Or bullshit with bullshit. So, as reported in yesterday's Texan, I fired: "You say that you believe in the sanctity of marriage," said Ajai Raj, an English sophomore. "How do you feel about marriages where the man does nothing but fuck his wife up the ass?"

ann coulter's strap on isn't a strap on
USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 16:08:02 (EDT)
Whole site of
postcard secrets
USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 16:05:02 (EDT)
bravo!
Postcards from Paradise
USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 16:03:08 (EDT)
Fair Deceiver: I did not know until last night that you had a glass eye. Woman, you have deceived me and our engagement is off! If I had married you perhaps I would have found out that you had a cork leg, wore a wig and chewed your gum with false teeth--Anyway I don't think you could boil water without burning it. I want a girl that can do several things besides rubbing lip rouge on my cheek. Chase around girlie and get another guy.
Jilted Lover
USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 15:41:17 (EDT)
christian disposal theme park = best header eva
sum humble opinion guy
USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 15:12:20 (EDT)
So I turn on the radio on my way to lunch and what do I hear? That's right, you guessed it!
GR
USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 14:55:14 (EDT)
oh, I was thinking of Paula Abdul, but yeah, her too
.
USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 14:45:02 (EDT)
your tax dollars, hard at work

That evening, as I was eating dinner in the mess hall at Olsen base, I overheard a G.I. saying that he had seen the Syrian at the detention center, hanging from the ceiling by his arms and legs like an animal being hauled back from a hunt. When I struck up a conversation with the soldier, he refused to say anything more. Later, I spoke with an Iraqi interpreter who works for the U.S. military and has access to the detention center; when I asked whether the Syrian, like the Saudi, was cooperating, the interpreter smiled and said, ''Not yet, but he will.''

tell me again when the war crimes trial begins?
USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 14:43:59 (EDT)
If by 'entertaining' you mean this, then yes.

USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 14:42:39 (EDT)
you referring to the murder monkey and Iraq?
WiF
USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 14:30:08 (EDT)
Is there anything more entertaining than a person with obvious mental problems cornered in a predicament of their own making on live tv?
Don Pierce
USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 14:01:22 (EDT)
As if we hadn't guessed already, but Blair knew the Iraq invasion would be illegal. And was told so in an official opinion by the British Attorney General- original pdf and not pdf
WiF
USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 13:56:39 (EDT)
A bee, see?

USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 13:41:35 (EDT)
Look familiar?

USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 13:27:09 (EDT)
News stories have message boards? I thought that was reserved for part time rock bands.
doff
USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 13:22:12 (EDT)
Hammy, anyone?

USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 13:18:08 (EDT)
Doff I argued that very point on the news story's message board. Also thought the city mighta hired the dude themselves so they'd have an excuse to clean up the frikkin mess without the whole of Schiavo's Sentinels coming down on them.

Leave garbage to attract rats, no problem it's religious expression. Put fresh paint on water-stained eyesore, go directly to jail.

WiF
USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 12:49:12 (EDT)
he's just got that much more rock to "spare"
WiF
USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 12:43:47 (EDT)
Why didn't they arrest the candle fuckers for littering?
Don "Big Lie" Doff
USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 12:42:35 (EDT)
Turbonegro dude.

USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 12:34:38 (EDT)
Or

MMMMM
USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 12:20:49 (EDT)

Montecore
USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 12:19:41 (EDT)
Hank=sexiest man alive?
GR
USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 12:05:53 (EDT)
Girl runs from self.

USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 11:58:53 (EDT)

Turboneger > fill in anything
USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 11:58:24 (EDT)
starbucks goes
anal retentive
USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 11:57:02 (EDT)


USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 11:55:11 (EDT)
she's my bitch > turbongr
NAILS
USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 11:54:03 (EDT)
two words- penguin chlamydia
file under words you never expect to see together
USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 11:47:07 (EDT)
Giggle
GR
USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 11:31:30 (EDT)
Hey uhm...guess what song's on the radio right now? Anyway, as for the 'suckers 3-piece...if I knew, I wouldn't've gone...but, one of those things you find out when the bust into the first tune...the good Rev. was background music.
v!c
USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 11:31:09 (EDT)
Plus i hear your Bimmer has the optional pop-up hood. Only for the most snooty drivers on the planet.
DOOD
USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 11:25:02 (EDT)
What YOU prefer does not matter mr BMW. Why dont you just drive your BMW to starbucks and have some mocha latte dood. Mr fancycarpantsy.....
DOOD
USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 11:22:43 (EDT)
and besides, lets not argue 'bout best record of the 90's. APOCALYPSE DUDES>everything.
KOL
USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 11:18:00 (EDT)
I drive a $6500 car on a good day, that is 10 yrs old with 145k on it. Mr DOOD prefers his vehicles new and triple the sale price.
KOL
USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 11:16:39 (EDT)
Whatev mr BMW, La Mano Cornuda is the best record of the 90's.
DOOD
USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 11:14:21 (EDT)
Yuck. I wouldnt even go to see them without Dan 'Age 22' Bolton.
KOL
USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 11:09:33 (EDT)
Hm. How about that. Buddy Lee. Anyway, Supersuckers and the good Rev. Horton Heat at MidEast last night. Mediocrity on account of Dan "Thunder" Bolten = MIA.
v!c
USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 10:31:43 (EDT)
ups to the crew of brew....and with ben "folds" sheets coming back. interesting.
boris
- Friday, May 06, 2005 at 10:29:34 (EDT)


USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 10:28:58 (EDT)


USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 10:28:30 (EDT)
Man arrested for printing the truth on the underpass Vagina Mary
WiF
USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 10:20:10 (EDT)
Lester you still havent outgrown the cup you used in little league.
NAILS DOOD
USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 09:42:40 (EDT)
the word "outgrown" in reference to something other than footsie PJs in a Lester post = very funny
and Lester is still looking for an XXXL pair of garanamils footsie jammies
USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 09:42:01 (EDT)
So other than referring to the seventh game of the regular season, is this the first time in some 10-15 years you can say the Celts are playing game 7 tomorrow? What next? The bruins in contention for the Stan........ oh, never mind.
WiF
USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 09:37:57 (EDT)
Even though I've outgrown the petty bullshit on this log, I just wanted to drop a line to say HOW 'BOUT THOSE FUCKING BREWERS, HUH?!?!
Lester
USA - Friday, May 06, 2005 at 09:37:01 (EDT)
boston.com falls to the 'must register' virus. bastages.
 
- Friday, May 06, 2005 at 07:57:46 (EDT)
tell you what, that was a pretty effed up celts game. i realize the NBA has lost its cred and its mind but....eeep. what sport is that they're playing?
doris heinie-sohn
- Friday, May 06, 2005 at 07:12:57 (EDT)
gotz pepsi cap with free itune.com shiz. I'm not sure if the offer is still on, but first one there gets to try this code- P7037 AVEKN for a free tune
offer may expire before me
USA - Thursday, May 05, 2005 at 16:53:03 (EDT)
yeah but rent squared to bunt and bunted with his right index finger? not good. calling all hanleys from double-A i guess. DON'T MISS the battle for the basement tonite in tampa!
doris
- Thursday, May 05, 2005 at 16:41:57 (EDT)
I said
stubby pencil (curse the link blockers)
USA - Thursday, May 05, 2005 at 15:20:13 (EDT)

stubby pencil
USA - Thursday, May 05, 2005 at 15:18:25 (EDT)
squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak
GR
USA - Thursday, May 05, 2005 at 14:02:17 (EDT)
As to flipping--my 2 cents--remember the capital gains tax (2 years) and the fact that this stinkin' state is way overpriced to begin with. You want to encourage *foreigners* buying property in this state? Us poor people will have to move away to OHIO if things continue thusly. Of course, coming from a multi-property owner/magnate this words are all shite. BUT, I did seriously under-price my rent in the hopes that someone who needs a cheap place to stay isn't always a deadbeat (we all were/are there at some point).
GR
USA - Thursday, May 05, 2005 at 13:50:48 (EDT)
How can I not?

GR
USA - Thursday, May 05, 2005 at 13:43:52 (EDT)
YES! A lifestyle free of debt is the ultimate. The ultimate I say.
don the not flipper
USA - Thursday, May 05, 2005 at 13:04:49 (EDT)
forecast- showers
WiF a cosmic twist
USA - Thursday, May 05, 2005 at 13:00:00 (EDT)
flaming
fot
USA - Thursday, May 05, 2005 at 12:39:57 (EDT)
No...but i may sell it and use the $ towards a lifestyle free of debt.
KOL
USA - Thursday, May 05, 2005 at 12:38:47 (EDT)
"Unintelligible at any speed."
GR
USA - Thursday, May 05, 2005 at 12:30:03 (EDT)
you didn't sell yours for a jeep too did you.
doff
USA - Thursday, May 05, 2005 at 12:19:42 (EDT)
Isn't Auburn dangerously close to WORCESTER? Oh, the horror!
GR
USA - Thursday, May 05, 2005 at 12:19:39 (EDT)
Cynthia said it wasn't really the Wedding Present but just some doods playing with Gedge. You'll have to speak to her for a full report. Rekkid is all right--not as much fun as daft punk playing in my house.
Gingah Rale
USA - Thursday, May 05, 2005 at 12:18:58 (EDT)
doff-am aware. would you like to go? I might even still have a motorcycle to ride!
KOL
USA - Thursday, May 05, 2005 at 12:16:15 (EDT)
Lets just say i was un-nailed by the one and only copy.
Nails
USA - Thursday, May 05, 2005 at 11:48:13 (EDT)
Hey KOL. British Iron meet May 22nd in Auburn.
dd
USA - Thursday, May 05, 2005 at 11:48:00 (EDT)
lets just say I gave you my only copy of the new QOTSA.
don
USA - Thursday, May 05, 2005 at 11:46:05 (EDT)
dood, Ann & Hope has it all!
don circa '89
USA - Thursday, May 05, 2005 at 11:44:16 (EDT)
I also have the new QOTSA cd if you want it.
Nails
USA - Thursday, May 05, 2005 at 11:44:08 (EDT)
No, but you can have my marty barrett rookie...
Nails
USA - Thursday, May 05, 2005 at 11:42:35 (EDT)
hey can anyone in the next 20 min tell me of a fabric store or whatnot where i can get a sewing basket in the greater east providence area might be?
Nails
USA - Thursday, May 05, 2005 at 11:41:10 (EDT)
Anybody got an extra $528?
drugsy
USA - Thursday, May 05, 2005 at 11:40:16 (EDT)
Look of horror in Mr Anderson's eyes when he saw MJ hold baby = Priceless.
Nails
USA - Thursday, May 05, 2005 at 11:39:19 (EDT)
new volvo accord vanity plates----> NAILED
Dood
USA - Thursday, May 05, 2005 at 11:37:44 (EDT)
Nails

USA - Thursday, May 05, 2005 at 11:36:01 (EDT)
Pokey on 60 day DL may need surgery.
doff
USA - Thursday, May 05, 2005 at 11:23:52 (EDT)
SEE! I TOLD YOU!
Al Gore
USA - Thursday, May 05, 2005 at 10:46:14 (EDT)
nope you dillweeds. one grenade was "shaped" like a pineapple and the other was "shaped" like a lemon. a toy lemon.
Dood
USA - Thursday, May 05, 2005 at 10:32:18 (EDT)
cinco cinco cinco....... de mayonaise
USA - Thursday, May 05, 2005 at 10:24:46 (EDT)
"toy" grenade the size of a pineapple?
ain't al queda
USA - Thursday, May 05, 2005 at 10:23:10 (EDT)
naw missed it wake (or the unpronounce-able glyph formerly known as Wakefield Regular). was babysitting hellions. hoping the godson is in fact a southpaw so he can be a mediocre millionaire pitcher well into his forties. no reports yet on how gedge and crew were. like the record OK.
doris
- Thursday, May 05, 2005 at 10:03:45 (EDT)
Some doodbag who filled a toy grenade with gunpowder and set it off at 3am with no one around < terrorism. More like "Terror-isn't-m"
Dood
USA - Thursday, May 05, 2005 at 09:50:54 (EDT)
BOOM
welcome to the terror dome
USA - Thursday, May 05, 2005 at 09:48:21 (EDT)
Hey guys know what? I'm gonna NAIL NAILS!
CHONG FUCKING LEE!!!
USA - Thursday, May 05, 2005 at 03:48:00 (EDT)
Who wants to nail Nails?
Chong Jr
USA - Thursday, May 05, 2005 at 00:13:52 (EDT)
You know who rocks? Who drop some seriously fucking evil raw rock and roll science on an ill-prepared public? Who rips off great rock and roll past and present and tries to sell it as his own? Who just might be the last kinght of the yellow gibson les paul junior?
KOL
USA - Wednesday, May 04, 2005 at 22:07:51 (EDT)
Yeah, people who don like Big Sexy Pussy are lame. imho
Chong
USA - Wednesday, May 04, 2005 at 19:57:07 (EDT)
Hmm, why is it people who don't like BSP live in their Mom's basement, smoke potpouri believing it to be pot, are still trying to listen to backward messages on Motley Crue records and have pin ups of Posh and Sporty Spice on their bedroom wall?????
Serge Gainsbourg
USA - Wednesday, May 04, 2005 at 19:47:35 (EDT)
with an hour to spare, bibliography done on my 12 page pile of steaming Sarbanes-Oxley poo. check off one more semester
WiFof freedom
USA - Wednesday, May 04, 2005 at 17:24:12 (EDT)
British Sea Power

USA - Wednesday, May 04, 2005 at 16:35:50 (EDT)
I heart British Sea Power, too. Hey there Doris, someone tole me the udder day they went to see Gedge in Boston. You go?
GR
USA - Wednesday, May 04, 2005 at 16:01:52 (EDT)
Turn on radio,
Hear Simple Kinda Man tune.
Now I need to poop.

haiku for the ages
USA - Wednesday, May 04, 2005 at 15:34:19 (EDT)
HEY EVERYBODY GUESS WHAT FUCK ASS SONG THEY'RE STILL PLAYING ON THE PIECE OF SHIT RADIO?
v!c
USA - Wednesday, May 04, 2005 at 15:25:14 (EDT)
...when I should be posting this.

USA - Wednesday, May 04, 2005 at 14:57:37 (EDT)
don't know why I'm posting this...

USA - Wednesday, May 04, 2005 at 14:54:09 (EDT)
see ya in court for that libelous generalization Mr MacEncheez
Dewey, Cheetham, & Howe Esq.
USA - Wednesday, May 04, 2005 at 14:50:00 (EDT)
just had a Frye boot flashback
WiF
USA - Wednesday, May 04, 2005 at 14:47:35 (EDT)
not to make light of the Kent State tragedy, but note the Captain Kirk pantaloon/boot combo. on guy standing at side of screaming co-ed
v!c
USA - Wednesday, May 04, 2005 at 14:32:57 (EDT)
  1. all lawyers suck.
  2. using lawyers (in lieu of talent, hard work and productivity) doesn't make them suck less. it *may* make you suck more.
  3. still have yet to see a hearse followed by a brink's truck

Doris. M. MacEncheez
- Wednesday, May 04, 2005 at 13:50:41 (EDT)
same as it ever was.... tin soldiers and bush is bumbling

WiF
USA - Wednesday, May 04, 2005 at 13:37:16 (EDT)

.
USA - Wednesday, May 04, 2005 at 12:48:53 (EDT)
finga food

USA - Wednesday, May 04, 2005 at 12:19:35 (EDT)
Special Needs Child + handcuffs = Special Sexual Needs Child
drugsy
USA - Wednesday, May 04, 2005 at 12:08:43 (EDT)
ah, well a certain bit of advice comes to mind. In an interview I saw years ago with Ted Turner they asked him how after becoming one of the youngest millionaires ever, he ended up bankrupt, then came back to become the golden child worth gazillions, so what was the lesson he learned that made him more successful the second time around?

His answer, "Simple, I learned the most important rule of bsiness- Always spend other people's money."

ergo, iffen you don't have to put up the bucks, give it a go.

WiF
USA - Wednesday, May 04, 2005 at 11:30:12 (EDT)
Boo!
Will Shatter
USA - Wednesday, May 04, 2005 at 11:25:42 (EDT)
the only Flipper I know

USA - Wednesday, May 04, 2005 at 11:14:12 (EDT)
The only reson not to do that is uhhhh...... If you can do the cleanup yourself there is no good reason not to. buy at 200 spen 5 g's fixup and sell for 300. dur dur dur. I'm in for a hundred bucks.
BLONG!
USA - Wednesday, May 04, 2005 at 11:14:00 (EDT)
god, you guys are so 90's. A flipper buys property, puts a flower pot on it and sells it for twice as much. duh.
doff
USA - Wednesday, May 04, 2005 at 11:11:08 (EDT)
flipper = fluffer?
v!c
USA - Wednesday, May 04, 2005 at 10:58:41 (EDT)
for some reason i'm watching don johnson marry jose canseco and sandra bernhard....right now on usa network
????
USA - Wednesday, May 04, 2005 at 10:58:31 (EDT)
EVERYBODY knows v!c don't sign his posts 'V!C'
v!c
USA - Wednesday, May 04, 2005 at 10:58:17 (EDT)
googled gerbil exlax, luckily yielded no images. However it did am reveal a string of poo haiku.

Toilets in my school
Besmirched by poop in a pool.
Flush! That's just not cool.

and one slightly modified for v!c

Turn on radio,
Hear Simple Kinda Man tune.
Now I need to poop.

WiF of poo haiku central
USA - Wednesday, May 04, 2005 at 10:52:06 (EDT)
um.... you shouldn't do it cuz it may be habit forming?
WiF
USA - Wednesday, May 04, 2005 at 10:48:29 (EDT)
Hey WiF, this kid I know is putting the pressure on me to join him as a flipper. Tell me why I shouldn't even consider it.
doff
USA - Wednesday, May 04, 2005 at 10:41:18 (EDT)
Hey guys, guess what I just found out? gerbil>exlax !
V!C
USA - Wednesday, May 04, 2005 at 10:30:36 (EDT)
Long Island Duck gets snippy with fan.

USA - Wednesday, May 04, 2005 at 10:28:03 (EDT)
As Muddy Briefs might say, "SHU-TIT!".
v!c
USA - Wednesday, May 04, 2005 at 10:25:09 (EDT)
respectfully disagree but then again i heart wedding present, mekons, clash, in no particular order. clincher: beck is not from england.
doris
- Wednesday, May 04, 2005 at 09:32:48 (EDT)


USA - Wednesday, May 04, 2005 at 08:49:35 (EDT)
THE NEW YORK YANKEES WILL HAVE HAT DAY THIS WEEKEND AT YANKEE STADIUM. THEY JUST WON'T HAVE HATS. THE TRUCK DELIVERING 47-THOUSAND HATS TO THE STADIUM WAS APPARENTLY HIJACKED YESTERDAY. SO, THE HATS ARE GONE.

USA - Wednesday, May 04, 2005 at 05:52:15 (EDT)
Nearly 8 pages, close enuf
the beers are calling me
USA - Tuesday, May 03, 2005 at 23:38:15 (EDT)
Finished two papers and just took last final. Now a mere ten pages stands between me and my next bender. Sarbanes-Oxley, here I come.
WiF
USA - Tuesday, May 03, 2005 at 20:18:10 (EDT)
I don't hate'cha Chong, you didn't let me finish my sentence. I just loathe your stinkin' guts. I loathe 'em right the fuck in! Just kiddin'. A little Jack Torrance for your entertainment.
v!c
USA - Tuesday, May 03, 2005 at 18:47:32 (EDT)
Ha ha Chelsea. Ha ha Manchester. Ha ha Chong, Todd and Lestre.
doff
USA - Tuesday, May 03, 2005 at 18:28:35 (EDT)
Don't know how long this will last but there is a soccer story on yahoo sports mainpage! In america!
Chong
USA - Tuesday, May 03, 2005 at 17:43:41 (EDT)
But vic I was born in england! OH right. you hate me. forgot. wont happen again.
Chong
USA - Tuesday, May 03, 2005 at 17:41:54 (EDT)
Nothing like stcking up for football players ed. What a bunch of fucknuts. Can you imagine all those doushebags from the high school ball team growing up and then going on strike? Good for flutie! You know tom brady is a dick right? People who play sports for a living are all dicks. And dood it's the PM so I'm MOSHING!
Chong
USA - Tuesday, May 03, 2005 at 17:40:46 (EDT)
I listened to British Sea Power...I concur with ViC
chef
USA - Tuesday, May 03, 2005 at 17:40:03 (EDT)
What do you really think, young Ed?
v!c
USA - Tuesday, May 03, 2005 at 17:35:21 (EDT)
For those of you too young to remember, back when the NFLPA went on strike in 1987 Doug Flutie crossed the picket line to play for the "replacement" Patriots. He is a filthy little scab, and will alwys be.
ed
USA - Tuesday, May 03, 2005 at 17:13:19 (EDT)
nothing like humorous meat products to rouse a lurk
pork rind
USA - Tuesday, May 03, 2005 at 16:52:42 (EDT)
which ever one of you dorks was raving about British Sea Power, you forgot the general rule of thumb: any thing from England sucks
v!c
USA - Tuesday, May 03, 2005 at 16:39:43 (EDT)
Hey Chong, it's daytime, shouldn't you be jogging?
doff
USA - Tuesday, May 03, 2005 at 16:25:15 (EDT)

better living through pork products
USA - Tuesday, May 03, 2005 at 16:11:53 (EDT)
"Guys in my unit, particularly the younger guys, would drive by in their Humvee and shatter bottles over the heads of Iraqi civilians passing by. They'd keep a bunch of empty Coke bottles in the Humvee to break over people's heads."
greetings from kamp qWagmire
USA - Tuesday, May 03, 2005 at 11:36:15 (EDT)
a few improvements made to star wars billboard in england

USA - Tuesday, May 03, 2005 at 11:34:08 (EDT)
What? You don't like the finger custard?
Perhaps you'd prefer the frog frappe
USA - Tuesday, May 03, 2005 at 10:32:47 (EDT)
"I thought it was candy because they put candy in your ice cream ... to make it a treat. So I said, 'OK, well, I'll just put it in my mouth and get the ice cream off of it and see what it is.'" Stowers said he spit the object out, but still couldn't identify it. So he went to his kitchen, rinsed it off with water -- and "just started screaming."
OH My GOD!
USA - Tuesday, May 03, 2005 at 10:12:52 (EDT)
Now here's a REAL finger found in someone's food.
v!c
USA - Tuesday, May 03, 2005 at 10:05:04 (EDT)
Ed, you mean that little shrimp Flutie? I hear he rocks the drum kit.
v!c
USA - Tuesday, May 03, 2005 at 10:01:07 (EDT)
Nice sports website you guys have here! Why don you all take a fastball to the temple.
Chong
USA - Tuesday, May 03, 2005 at 07:46:57 (EDT)
Mottery?
dirty
- Tuesday, May 03, 2005 at 07:44:36 (EDT)
You think the Vikes have problems? The Pats just decided to destroy their team chemistry by signing a filthy rotten scab to the backup quarterback position.
ed
USA - Monday, May 02, 2005 at 19:56:43 (EDT)
Hypocrite Republican? Say it ain't so!
v!c
USA - Monday, May 02, 2005 at 17:49:19 (EDT)

exquisite corpse
USA - Monday, May 02, 2005 at 17:28:27 (EDT)
getting a computer programming degree qualifies you for???
more meaningful work
USA - Monday, May 02, 2005 at 16:38:32 (EDT)

.
USA - Monday, May 02, 2005 at 16:21:13 (EDT)
I finally figured out what I want to do in life. I want to run my own Lottery. What should the IPO be?
doff
USA - Monday, May 02, 2005 at 16:15:36 (EDT)
Instead of getting Olerud why not trade BK Kim for the leagues leading hitter Shea Hillenbrand?
Dan Dookiette
USA - Monday, May 02, 2005 at 15:40:17 (EDT)
I listened to you Sox fans grasp at straws for decades, don't knock me for the same thing
WiF of lifelong desperation
USA - Monday, May 02, 2005 at 15:11:29 (EDT)
Wiffie m'man, the Sox took it all last year, you can't really use that one any more.
v!c
USA - Monday, May 02, 2005 at 14:39:57 (EDT)
May IS for dreaming, ask any Sox fan. And I have another 40+ years of waiting for the Vikes to go as long as the Sox's 87 years.
WiF
USA - Monday, May 02, 2005 at 14:00:53 (EDT)
there's an interesting world tourney going on right now WtF. baby bees just punked defending champs, which is OK. hopefully foulke will get a tryout.

yes, nice draft for vikings. they completely dominated every other team in every way possible. GOD they're awesome.

boris
- Monday, May 02, 2005 at 13:10:47 (EDT)
file under- military intelligence is an oxymoron. looks like these fools didn't know diddly about PDFs and the so-called redacted version wasn't.
secret documents for dummies
USA - Monday, May 02, 2005 at 13:00:58 (EDT)
my armpit hairs are mocking me in Japanese and have grown to an alarming size

USA - Monday, May 02, 2005 at 12:20:57 (EDT)
"The stereotype of older people not being interested in having good sex just isn’t true,” says Terry Linehan, a study participant from Los Angeles. “A satisfying sex life is very important to most marriages, no matter what your age. I wasn’t looking for a ‘miracle pill’ or a quick fix; I just hoped that if the reason behind my low libido was due to my hormone levels that I could help find a way to regulate the problem."
SNEAK
heheheh, USA - Monday, May 02, 2005 at 12:09:11 (EDT)
murder monkey hash of
imagine/walk on the wild side
USA - Monday, May 02, 2005 at 12:00:47 (EDT)
If you image Google "flunkie" you will among other things see THIS.

USA - Monday, May 02, 2005 at 11:53:01 (EDT)
Rumor has it that the Benny flunkie rocked 2 tunes in Amherst this weekend with that other Other band.
don
USA - Monday, May 02, 2005 at 11:35:41 (EDT)
Hey, it's not like the guy offered her some lousy tofuburger
WiF my tube steak
USA - Monday, May 02, 2005 at 10:57:38 (EDT)
Meet "Blanket"! Notice chilly tootsies.

USA - Monday, May 02, 2005 at 10:47:04 (EDT)
viva feminista?
v!c
USA - Monday, May 02, 2005 at 10:37:19 (EDT)
For $10, customers will get eight ounces of soup plus bread, a drink, fresh fruit and a chocolate.
the small print
USA - Monday, May 02, 2005 at 10:32:36 (EDT)
two ways you'd get me to pay $10 for 8 ounces of soup
no way and no fvking way
USA - Monday, May 02, 2005 at 10:19:55 (EDT)
So the newest addition to the roller derby craze will probably be the "Decatur Douchebags". Anyone 35+ (female or shemales only) is welcome to join. Must be afraid to fall down and get hurt. Practices will include sitting at a bar, watching others get hurt, and cheering fights. Other training includes lessons in city walking with Cynthia and pizza at Casertas with diet coke. Must be able to sit for long periods of time and complain loudly about your age. Also must be able to identify songs from the 80s and know the words to Run, Joey, Run; Billy Don't be a Hero; The Night Chicago Died; and various Olivia Newton John hits (including, but not limited to Don't Play B17). NO ACTUAL SKATING is involved. Please drop by the Defecateur Lounge if interested. The team is already 7 strong and looking to rest on its laurels.
GR
USA - Monday, May 02, 2005 at 09:48:18 (EDT)
two words- loaded burrito
yo queiro smith and wesson
USA - Monday, May 02, 2005 at 09:42:30 (EDT)
New Chong routine : me so happy dur dur dur.....
Blong
USA - Monday, May 02, 2005 at 09:40:28 (EDT)
Leave it to Cunti to call a zombie parasite a great weapon
"US Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice opposed the plan saying that the Cambodian government holds a great biological weapon and should destroy it immediately."

she's just jealous that the Cambodians have cooler biological qweapons than she has
USA - Monday, May 02, 2005 at 09:10:07 (EDT)
rumor has it a certain recent father was spotted sans chongling at Nick-a-Nees working on a new standup routine.
escapee chong alert
USA - Monday, May 02, 2005 at 09:04:39 (EDT)
SEE? SEE? WHAT DID I TELL YOU?
I knew it!
USA - Monday, May 02, 2005 at 09:02:11 (EDT)
yeah whatever boris, how's that hockey season going? Do you and the 3 other fans still get together and reminisce about Bobby Orr? I hear the suicide rate of zamboni drivers has become quite alarming as a result of the NHL's demise. Oh, and how about them Sox? I hear they're in a race to the bottom with the yanks. Of course with the 3,000 game season yawnball has there's still plenty of time for you fans to talk endlessly about absurd statistics as if sport was about same asshat relief pitcher's ERA and not about playing the game. As to Vikes, by all accounts they had the best draft in the league.
WiF
USA - Monday, May 02, 2005 at 08:59:24 (EDT)
Now I know why they call them brake lines.
drugsy's mechanic
USA - Sunday, May 01, 2005 at 22:57:45 (EDT)
So nobody ended up at MOB I guess. Maybe I'll go in 2030. I'm sticking with my 88. Would love to see neither Yanks nor Sox in playoffs and I bet I'm not alone. Shill's mouth will lose 10 on it's own.
don
USA - Sunday, May 01, 2005 at 22:56:48 (EDT)
we went 0-6 in texas last year. don.
R. Binger
Doom - Sunday, May 01, 2005 at 18:16:37 (EDT)
ahh. joke. live long enough, see everything. damn i *gotta* get that new billy gilman.
boris
- Sunday, May 01, 2005 at 18:13:38 (EDT)
All I know is I was boozin when someone said to someone else "you know Bob Hymers seems kind of depressed lately"
All I know
USA - Sunday, May 01, 2005 at 17:05:34 (EDT)
Hey, what the fuck ever happened to HYPHEN?????????????
Kelly <drinkgirlpop@kellywalsh.com>
Block Island, RI USA - Sunday, May 01, 2005 at 16:28:28 (EDT)
I will be joining the QOC and Ms. B101 for some hot roller derby action this afternoon in downtown Provi. Anyone want to be on our team? What would be a good name?
GR
USA - Sunday, May 01, 2005 at 13:29:00 (EDT)
HAHA DORIS NOT GET CHONG JOKE!
Chong
USA - Sunday, May 01, 2005 at 12:56:43 (EDT)
chong so thin-skinned. funny.
doris
- Sunday, May 01, 2005 at 11:15:26 (EDT)
FUCK YOU
Chong
USA - Sunday, May 01, 2005 at 11:07:02 (EDT)
just because the orioles appear to be undesiraballs doesn't mean all their worm burners will make it through the infield until october. all the young dudes like clement, arroyo and youk will have their say and we still get 19 with the canadian bacon known as the jays. so continue to say 88 and i will flip you off as i pass you in my buggy.
doris
- Sunday, May 01, 2005 at 09:28:53 (EDT)
oh right, mission of sperma.
Duh...
USA - Saturday, April 30, 2005 at 16:31:20 (EDT)
what goes on tonight yo's?
blong
USA - Saturday, April 30, 2005 at 15:52:59 (EDT)
after last night's debauchery, am rethinking dedication to tonight's entertainment.
GR
USA - Saturday, April 30, 2005 at 15:33:10 (EDT)
Did anyone mention 88 wins earlier?
Smart Ass Don
USA - Saturday, April 30, 2005 at 10:37:17 (EDT)
even though the outfielders equi-sucked last nite yes, nixon sits while payton plays. mostly as a backup to delonte west. oh no wait baseball...uhh....

hey WtF did the vikings manage to beat the clock this year? they fucking suck. still. losing team, lost fans, loser sport. can't wait for that pivotal game with the detroit lions. yawn.

doris
- Saturday, April 30, 2005 at 05:53:06 (EDT)
Does anyone else here think that trot nixon is a fucking bag of wet farts? I do!
Blong
USA - Friday, April 29, 2005 at 23:25:19 (EDT)
Only show make DD leave island is FID reunion. ....Or subgummy soup.
BLONG!
USA - Friday, April 29, 2005 at 22:02:20 (EDT)
BENNYSIZZLER is a great place to work!
No-arm Carcia-popup
USA - Friday, April 29, 2005 at 21:19:22 (EDT)
I love the idea of being there.
dd
USA - Friday, April 29, 2005 at 18:15:49 (EDT)
I'm in. You be there dd & mj? Me love MOB.
GR
USA - Friday, April 29, 2005 at 17:54:06 (EDT)
GR & KOL @ MOB?
dd
USA - Friday, April 29, 2005 at 17:38:16 (EDT)
mmmmm....sushi
GR
USA - Friday, April 29, 2005 at 17:29:35 (EDT)
These dudes are gonna make millions
just like riding a bicycle
USA - Friday, April 29, 2005 at 16:56:08 (EDT)
One 37" Plasma TV: $2,749.00. Two lives spent watching it for a month: worthless. The sound of one TV store clerk shitting his pants?: priceless.
American Express Guy
USA - Friday, April 29, 2005 at 16:25:43 (EDT)
sung to the tune of Jingle Bells--crazy Sisters of Mercy teaching Latin to high schoolers did this to me
GR
USA - Friday, April 29, 2005 at 16:22:47 (EDT)
Roger Miller is......THE KING OF THE ROAD!
GR
USA - Friday, April 29, 2005 at 16:20:54 (EDT)
Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.
Not a punt cut square,
Just a square cut punt.
It's round in the stern and blunt in the front.
Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.

tongue currently tangled
USA - Friday, April 29, 2005 at 16:17:52 (EDT)
Clean up aisle 5
heard very recently on the intercom at a certain TV store
USA - Friday, April 29, 2005 at 16:16:11 (EDT)
splorchhhhh...fssst....pshump
TV Dealer
USA - Friday, April 29, 2005 at 16:12:45 (EDT)
I'm a mother pheasant plucker.
I pluck mother pheasants.
I'm the pleasantest mother pheasant plucker,
That ever plucked a mother pheasant.
Actually, ...
I'm Not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's son.
But I'll stay and pluck the pheasants
Till the pheasant plucking 's done!

sum plucker
USA - Friday, April 29, 2005 at 16:07:56 (EDT)
TV dealer being told we still had his 37" Plasmatics TV = The sound of a man shitting his pants.
doff
USA - Friday, April 29, 2005 at 15:59:54 (EDT)
Some tongue twisters to add some hilarity to your otherwise dull and pointless lifes.... Well it might not do anything for the pointless part, but...

I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop.
Where she sits she shines, and where she shines she sits.

(two from the KLAM category)

How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?

Clean clams crammed in clean cans.

Send toast to ten tense stout saints' ten tall tents.

(and this one is guaranteed to fvk you up)

Seventy seven benevolent elephants

WiF
USA - Friday, April 29, 2005 at 15:48:24 (EDT)
Dust off your Birdsongs of the Mesozoic t shirt and head to the Living Room.
doff
USA - Friday, April 29, 2005 at 15:37:44 (EDT)
Flicka takes out two of his pals

my friend roddy
USA - Friday, April 29, 2005 at 14:56:13 (EDT)
guess I'll just go to nic'a'nees then
eh?
USA - Friday, April 29, 2005 at 13:58:49 (EDT)
well, Jakie Jake's did not contact any local motormag representative for negotiations...AND the headliner is no longer playing...so, take that for what it's worth
v!c
USA - Friday, April 29, 2005 at 13:55:12 (EDT)
Hey any word on motomags at jakes?
Eh?
USA - Friday, April 29, 2005 at 12:53:59 (EDT)
What next on this having to settle for second-raters? KLAM cancelling their highly anticipated international tour and we're stuck going to sum Benny Sizzler geeg?
lurkers- settling for second best since 8/8/02
USA - Friday, April 29, 2005 at 12:35:26 (EDT)
Yup! And now it's the post season.
Sidney Crosby
USA - Friday, April 29, 2005 at 12:07:26 (EDT)
Kinda tells you how my week's been, eh doff? BTW- ain't yer regular season minor league hockey now your major league? (salt meet wound, wound meet salt)
WiF
USA - Friday, April 29, 2005 at 11:56:47 (EDT)
Good trailer find, Sneaky Pete. K!ck @ss Hopper line: "Zombies man...they creep me out."
v!c
USA - Friday, April 29, 2005 at 11:54:50 (EDT)
I took to "digging" for "treasure" once in someone's "attic" and ended up with an eye patch.
v!c
USA - Friday, April 29, 2005 at 11:44:58 (EDT)
That's as exciting as regular season minor league hockey.
doff
USA - Friday, April 29, 2005 at 11:44:09 (EDT)
Best news I heard all week
more real sport
USA - Friday, April 29, 2005 at 11:39:50 (EDT)
TRAILER FOR GEORGE ROMERO'S 'LAND OF THE DEAD' THE LONG AWAITED FINAL INSTALLMENT OF THE 'DEAD' SERIES. IN THEATERS JUNE 24TH.
Sneak
USA - Friday, April 29, 2005 at 11:34:55 (EDT)
So is KLAM gonna be a Quahog cover band?
WiF my bivalve
USA - Friday, April 29, 2005 at 11:33:32 (EDT)
a real comedian on the lurk now THAT would be a first
WiF
USA - Friday, April 29, 2005 at 11:31:36 (EDT)
Someone is a real comedian. Actually, since my services of the six string are not needed by..well..anyone...I *might* go jam with the Fashion Failures. might.
KOL
USA - Friday, April 29, 2005 at 11:13:41 (EDT)
Count me in on the KLAM!
KLAM Fan
USA - Friday, April 29, 2005 at 11:05:42 (EDT)
KLAM stands for...
KOL Loves Anal Mucous
USA - Friday, April 29, 2005 at 10:48:12 (EDT)
Klamel Toe?
Snot Rocks
USA - Friday, April 29, 2005 at 10:22:15 (EDT)
Other bands play, KLAM Kills.
KOL
USA - Friday, April 29, 2005 at 10:09:40 (EDT)
Only if it stands for "Kind of Like A Motherfucker"
Chong
USA - Friday, April 29, 2005 at 10:04:55 (EDT)
I started a glam band called KLAM!. Who wants in?
KOL
USA - Friday, April 29, 2005 at 09:58:44 (EDT)
Today is the first day of the rest of my miserable tortured existance
WiF
USA - Friday, April 29, 2005 at 09:51:02 (EDT)
well "technically" they were digging for that treasure in somebody else's attic, but is it really necessary to be such sticklers for details?
WiF of criminal enterprise
USA - Friday, April 29, 2005 at 09:49:24 (EDT)
They were going to put the money towards their super duper street metal rock group "Till We Die"
Counter Fits
USA - Friday, April 29, 2005 at 09:44:13 (EDT)
METHUEN, Mass. (AP) - Two men who claimed they found buried treasure in the back yard of a home in Methuen have been arrested.

USA - Friday, April 29, 2005 at 07:07:54 (EDT)
Katie Holms turns 16 every day.
Prev.
USA - Thursday, April 28, 2005 at 17:07:30 (EDT)
ok well she WAS 16 at one point
v!c
USA - Thursday, April 28, 2005 at 16:45:11 (EDT)
check out my new pet

USA - Thursday, April 28, 2005 at 15:25:19 (EDT)
umm she's 26. she was 21 in that wonderfull picture.
dudemunch
USA - Thursday, April 28, 2005 at 15:04:59 (EDT)
now this is just
plain wrong
USA - Thursday, April 28, 2005 at 14:47:24 (EDT)
they let 16 year olds
do this?
USA - Thursday, April 28, 2005 at 14:20:38 (EDT)
Tom Cruise's new g/f, 16 year old Katie Holmes.

USA - Thursday, April 28, 2005 at 12:54:58 (EDT)
for rotisserie baseball porpoises i'm glad i have morneau. giambi's benched 'til further notice. but lots of "sluggers" have started slowly and lotsa straphangers (roberts, barmes) have been ok for....all of 3 weeks. don't drop him off yr team just yet.
boris
- Thursday, April 28, 2005 at 12:45:51 (EDT)
nota bene
your not you're
USA - Thursday, April 28, 2005 at 12:24:12 (EDT)

consider your training complete
USA - Thursday, April 28, 2005 at 12:23:25 (EDT)
you talkin bout me?
'Tarded Girl In Training
USA - Thursday, April 28, 2005 at 10:46:28 (EDT)
TGIT
v!c
USA - Thursday, April 28, 2005 at 10:21:25 (EDT)
This?
Troy
USA - Thursday, April 28, 2005 at 09:56:18 (EDT)
Figured I'd come here to ask what's the story with Giambi, you jocks?
Baseball been verry verry gud to me
USA - Thursday, April 28, 2005 at 09:52:09 (EDT)
new meaning to the term
sleepy head
USA - Thursday, April 28, 2005 at 09:37:55 (EDT)
Thanks,I'm gonna guess this is the address of the skate hut emprisario.
drugsy
USA - Thursday, April 28, 2005 at 09:20:46 (EDT)
boo!
Poo Poltergeist
USA - Thursday, April 28, 2005 at 09:13:01 (EDT)
yup...about 2.6 miles....pamela rd close to sluggo's old place
chef boy are tired
USA - Wednesday, April 27, 2005 at 20:52:15 (EDT)
yo cheffy, do you live near Pamela Road, Swansea?
drugsy
USA - Wednesday, April 27, 2005 at 20:02:41 (EDT)
"I'm a pessimist; I was waiting until I got a professional review before I jumped to any conclusions," Villcliff said. "Tim, however, was singing and dancing. He was ranting like a rabid monkey."

USA - Wednesday, April 27, 2005 at 18:39:02 (EDT)
item number 250,001 on the list that proves
I have no life
USA - Wednesday, April 27, 2005 at 17:28:47 (EDT)
And I've decide to seize the day and not leave it to chance that sum spam gets the coveted 250K lurk and claim lurk number 250,000 in the name of....
ONION!
USA - Wednesday, April 27, 2005 at 17:27:23 (EDT)
249999
for me
USA - Wednesday, April 27, 2005 at 17:25:18 (EDT)
damn, didn't quite make the list
but someday....... SOMEday
USA - Wednesday, April 27, 2005 at 17:24:14 (EDT)

.
USA - Wednesday, April 27, 2005 at 17:19:01 (EDT)
"Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself"
sum clemens dude
USA - Wednesday, April 27, 2005 at 17:07:28 (EDT)
"Australia has a history of infestations by animals from overseas." Including soccer hooligans.
GR
USA - Wednesday, April 27, 2005 at 16:02:04 (EDT)
Nice sneaks, Chong
GR
USA - Wednesday, April 27, 2005 at 15:52:54 (EDT)
HA!
damn smart critters them lions
USA - Wednesday, April 27, 2005 at 15:15:43 (EDT)
do it

USA - Wednesday, April 27, 2005 at 14:44:27 (EDT)
murder monkey sent into bunker
to read my pet goat again
USA - Wednesday, April 27, 2005 at 14:44:11 (EDT)
HERE'S another one for ya boris....
Dudemunch
USA - Wednesday, April 27, 2005 at 13:25:43 (EDT)
Question- best live rock album, Cheap Trick Live at Budokon or The Cowsills in Concert?

isn't the answer obvious?
USA - Wednesday, April 27, 2005 at 12:49:21 (EDT)

so I suppose a trip out to the airport would be out of the question
USA - Wednesday, April 27, 2005 at 12:06:01 (EDT)
musician feet seem to interest people in germany.
doris
- Wednesday, April 27, 2005 at 11:43:25 (EDT)
no wells and now no schilling? AWESOME!
AWESOME!
USA - Wednesday, April 27, 2005 at 11:33:18 (EDT)
This guy has it all figured out.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, April 27, 2005 at 11:05:52 (EDT)
I've had a setback and probably won't make it back to Fenway. Sorry.
Pokey
USA - Wednesday, April 27, 2005 at 11:05:17 (EDT)
mostest awesomest

WiF
USA - Wednesday, April 27, 2005 at 10:26:13 (EDT)
Hey gang,
I just got the new Turboneger 'ResErection' Dvd. More Awesome than anything ever.

KOL
USA - Wednesday, April 27, 2005 at 10:18:16 (EDT)
This is rich. Bird survives.
v!c
USA - Wednesday, April 27, 2005 at 10:10:34 (EDT)
today could very well be a sodaplay kinda day
v!c
USA - Wednesday, April 27, 2005 at 10:09:16 (EDT)
the murder monkey may have thrown out the first pitch, but his mannequin Laura got to throw the first stone during her diplomatic mission between the American Taliban and the Afghani Taliban.

A witness, Mujibur Rahman, told Reuters that Amina was dragged out of her parent's house by local officials and her husband who stoned her to death while the man was flogged, whipped 100 times and then freed.

They'll stone you when you've tried to be so good They'll stone you just like they said they would
USA - Wednesday, April 27, 2005 at 10:07:41 (EDT)

yeah us liberals hate that the murder monkey has all the fun torturing innocents
USA - Wednesday, April 27, 2005 at 09:53:25 (EDT)

Sum Liberal
USA - Wednesday, April 27, 2005 at 09:28:31 (EDT)
hey joe on a scale of A-OK and F=suckenzee how's the GB working oot. if too far toward suckenzee, pls advise. vic by tesla i meant "tesla".
boris
- Tuesday, April 26, 2005 at 19:01:07 (EDT)
i hear maggie may?
lightning rod
- Tuesday, April 26, 2005 at 18:58:56 (EDT)
"A thylacine ate my baby" just doesn't have the right ring.
GR
USA - Tuesday, April 26, 2005 at 18:07:08 (EDT)
nutter butter peanut butter

USA - Tuesday, April 26, 2005 at 17:53:28 (EDT)
HOLY TASMANIAN TIGER NO MORE!
v!v
USA - Tuesday, April 26, 2005 at 17:05:49 (EDT)
It's one of these

WiF my extinct thingy
USA - Tuesday, April 26, 2005 at 16:44:56 (EDT)
ginga, what in the wide wide wide animal kingdom is that thing?
v!c
USA - Tuesday, April 26, 2005 at 16:33:34 (EDT)
actually, wear your WAY too tight Hanson t-shirt and YOU WILL MAKE FRIENDS
v!c
USA - Tuesday, April 26, 2005 at 16:31:54 (EDT)
Clone me!

GR
USA - Tuesday, April 26, 2005 at 15:35:34 (EDT)
pardon...
that's Gert Jonny's
USA - Tuesday, April 26, 2005 at 15:03:00 (EDT)
go with a Gurt Johnnies shirt and your covered either way
WiF
USA - Tuesday, April 26, 2005 at 14:59:39 (EDT)
Wait, leave benny shirt in closet because they are playing and it's uncool to wear the shirt of the band you are going to see or leave it in closet because they are not playing so no need to show support? I don know anymore.....
Chong
USA - Tuesday, April 26, 2005 at 14:25:13 (EDT)
Benny shirt should remain in closet on soft, fluffy, silk hanger.
don
USA - Tuesday, April 26, 2005 at 14:14:30 (EDT)
I'm gonna pour a beer on my own head.
BJ Surhoff
USA - Tuesday, April 26, 2005 at 14:13:03 (EDT)
Well, what is it? I need to know if I should wear my BS tshirt or the Motormags one.
GR
USA - Tuesday, April 26, 2005 at 14:04:02 (EDT)
that much jebus would make a hell of a batch of grease trap chili
WiF
USA - Tuesday, April 26, 2005 at 12:21:31 (EDT)
1,216,952 tons of flesh 138,000,000,000 gallons of blood
So how big is Jesus?
USA - Tuesday, April 26, 2005 at 12:19:47 (EDT)
I know this, and still I eat the chili.
KOL
USA - Tuesday, April 26, 2005 at 12:15:34 (EDT)
You really shouldnt eat the chilli anyhow. It's made from the weeks hamburger remains scraped off the grill collected in the grease trap.
CHONG
USA - Tuesday, April 26, 2005 at 11:05:45 (EDT)
My guess would be no benny but I'm up for a motomags show! DO IT!
CHONG
USA - Tuesday, April 26, 2005 at 10:52:51 (EDT)
Does being an agent pay as handsomely as doing the Nipsy bit?
WiF
USA - Tuesday, April 26, 2005 at 10:34:16 (EDT)
motormags may be filling in for Benny on Saturday @ Jake's
v!c
USA - Tuesday, April 26, 2005 at 10:20:28 (EDT)
This dude connected to Jake's hunted me down at the Defecatur last night (remembered my awesome Nipsyism and knew I hung at the Decatur). Apparently, Jake's thought they had a geeg with sum band headlining with Benny as opener, but the person who booked it neglected to let the band know about it (or sum such snafu)(btw- was Benny in on this, or were they in the dark too?). Anyhow, they're left looking for something for Saturday, and since Benny is part of what they figgered people would be expecting they were the natural starting place for a geeg. Don't know what else Jake's was working on to fill the slot, but my guess is they were pursuing multiple options. So call Jake's and tell them how you heard about it and go for it I guess.
WiF
USA - Tuesday, April 26, 2005 at 10:06:05 (EDT)
hey wif. what's going on saturday? i have been given clearance by the tower to make a few touch and go's that night.
Sum Chong
USA - Tuesday, April 26, 2005 at 09:54:39 (EDT)
v!c, you're never alone with a schizophrenic. don, ditto here on the grind/bump. So, perchance did somebody get an inquiry about a Saturday geeg that once almost was, but now may be? Or did I just hand out a certain phone number to a crazed stalker?
WiF
USA - Tuesday, April 26, 2005 at 08:59:25 (EDT)
awwww shucks vic....
doris
- Monday, April 25, 2005 at 18:17:28 (EDT)
hey Wiffie, ever think to yourself, "and then there was one"?
v!c
USA - Monday, April 25, 2005 at 17:14:41 (EDT)
Lately I feel as if my mind is bumping when I think it should be grinding.
don
USA - Monday, April 25, 2005 at 16:55:03 (EDT)
The popularity of blowjobs is difficult to metric but undeniable; they cause little harm and zero unwanted pregnancies. If the plentitude of blowjobs is part of the Clinton legacy, millions owe the former president a debt of gratitude and an annual pilgrimage to the Clinton Memorial Library in Arkansas.
musta gone to the wrong high school
USA - Monday, April 25, 2005 at 16:54:28 (EDT)
"What the hell is that, Al?" Limbaugh asked. "What the hell is the point of view of young people? Blow jobs, that's what they're doing out there. They're out there getting oral sex all day long, that's what they're talking about." Limbaugh went on to blame former President Bill Clinton for making oral sex "the number one sport in high school today. " He also referred to Gore's venture as "a BJ network" and "the oral sex channel."
Flush Dimbulb
USA - Monday, April 25, 2005 at 16:53:30 (EDT)
random passing thought

USA - Monday, April 25, 2005 at 16:51:01 (EDT)

spring, and love is in the air
USA - Monday, April 25, 2005 at 16:47:41 (EDT)

what you WON'T see in the US press- from 172 significant terrorist attacks in 2003 to 655 in 2004
USA - Monday, April 25, 2005 at 16:37:14 (EDT)
damn
spam
USA - Monday, April 25, 2005 at 16:26:17 (EDT)
I'll have the LLT (longpig lettuce and tomato) on Rye
do you want light or dark meat?
USA - Monday, April 25, 2005 at 16:02:39 (EDT)
Faling on your azz is nothing, with the current state of affairs here in the US it's amazing people don't burst into flame when they sing it.
tell that freedom ring cr@p to the Abu Ghraib torture victims
USA - Monday, April 25, 2005 at 15:59:21 (EDT)
This is rich.

USA - Monday, April 25, 2005 at 15:17:06 (EDT)
I love this guy.... YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAARGH!
...Last week, the Minneapolis Star Tribune reported that he mimicked a "drug-snorting Rush Limbaugh" at an event there.

WiF
USA - Monday, April 25, 2005 at 14:41:28 (EDT)
meant to mention this last week when PC was having some talks on the subject...

400th anniversary of the modern novel

have you tilted at any windmills today? remember it's never too late
USA - Monday, April 25, 2005 at 13:31:11 (EDT)
FLASH!- It's been learned there's an Al Queda base in Germany that has been secretly recruiting and training toads for suicide bomber missions. Apparently the little buggers are just crazy for Osama's beard and their indoctrination includes promises of facial hair for the toads as well as an endless supply of infidel flies.
WiF
USA - Monday, April 25, 2005 at 13:15:20 (EDT)
The Middletown police want their donuts back.
John Dring
USA - Monday, April 25, 2005 at 12:47:50 (EDT)
getting OFF the "toad" theme...

Hairless Cat Screams Bloody Murder!
USA - Monday, April 25, 2005 at 12:45:31 (EDT)
Tesla wants their view source back,
and the say be QUICK about it
USA - Monday, April 25, 2005 at 12:40:49 (EDT)
In case anybody asks
the repugs did the 1st judicial filibuster (4 days worth circa 1968)
USA - Monday, April 25, 2005 at 12:39:40 (EDT)
I want to thank the Middletown police, specifically one John Dring, for being on the ball this weekend. What would we do without them? Dirty, was DOES Tesla want back?
v!c
USA - Monday, April 25, 2005 at 12:31:27 (EDT)
N***as ain’t shoot my whip up, they did set me up,” he said. “I'm still in the hood and got a scope on all these jealous bitch a** n***s in my ‘hood that ain’t happy for me. [They] wanna eat try [to set me up] again - I will feed them.” UMMM, what?
GR
USA - Monday, April 25, 2005 at 12:26:07 (EDT)
continuing the frog theme

USA - Monday, April 25, 2005 at 12:08:28 (EDT)
um.... would you believe, exploding toads?

WiF of toad guts in the wind
USA - Monday, April 25, 2005 at 11:59:40 (EDT)
LOOK!
UP IN THE SKY!
USA - Monday, April 25, 2005 at 11:47:36 (EDT)
my prediction for big jocko bombshell today
involves a turkey baster
USA - Monday, April 25, 2005 at 11:36:36 (EDT)
John Mills won't be coming down for breakfast

WiF
USA - Monday, April 25, 2005 at 11:10:14 (EDT)
funny funny!
GR
USA - Monday, April 25, 2005 at 11:03:53 (EDT)
It's summer time guys! Welcome to Miami beach! Info about car burnouts Amazing phat cars facts
Tony <tony@hotmail.com>
New York, NY USA - Monday, April 25, 2005 at 11:02:54 (EDT)
SO MANY CHRISTIANS! SO FEW LIONS!
doff
USA - Monday, April 25, 2005 at 10:55:37 (EDT)
Comment on yesterday's fictional cloud being shebang- Shoulda been called "Just-Us Sunday". Welcome to the American Taliban escalation of hostilities. Am I really over the line to be fantasizing of churches burning coast-to-coast and smiling as I reach for the smores supplies?
WiF
USA - Monday, April 25, 2005 at 10:04:22 (EDT)
as to RC lyric, I think suicide or at least a VD clinic appointment would be healthier response than letting women know you've shared RC taint via a girl friend
just chop it off before it spreads
USA - Monday, April 25, 2005 at 09:58:23 (EDT)
Hey at least someone still posts here....
CHONG
USA - Monday, April 25, 2005 at 09:57:00 (EDT)
Hey Vic, Tesla called....
doris
- Sunday, April 24, 2005 at 19:23:00 (EDT)
go figure...v!c (half Mc, half Sp!c)

USA - Sunday, April 24, 2005 at 17:41:18 (EDT)
"Amazing Royal Shaft"

123 Dont laugh
Its not as funny as it sounds
My girl fucked the singer of the Royal Crowns

Dont laugh
Its not as funny as it sounds
My girl fucked the singer of the Royal Crowns
And I know its kinda hard to believe
The fucking reason that I'm singin the blues
I hate this, I hate this
Never be the rock n' roll star you want
I hate this, I hate this

Dont laugh
Its not as funny as it sounds
My girl fucked the singer of the Royal Crowns
And I know its kinda hard to believe
The fucking reason that I'm singin the blues
I hate this, I hate this
Never be the rock n' roll star you want
I hate this

Fuck, I knew we didnt have anything serious or nothing
But when she walked around the back of that club that one cold night
I knew, I knew what she was up to
As I sat alone on that curb like the fool that I am
I could have fucking died

2 3
Dont laugh
Its not as funny as it sounds
My girl fucked the singer of the Royal Crowns
Fuck it the pain won't last
Alot of beer will help it go by fast

Dont laugh
Its not as funny as it sounds
My girl fucked the singer of the Royal Crowns
And I know its kinda hard to believe
The fucking reason that I'm singin the blues

Dont laugh
Its not as funny as it sounds
My girl fucked the singer of the Royal Crowns
And I know its kinda hard to believe
The fucking reason that I'm singin the blues
Don't Laugh
Fuck Her



The New Pope
USA - Sunday, April 24, 2005 at 07:49:09 (EDT)
Bla!
Count Crapula
USA - Saturday, April 23, 2005 at 17:11:15 (EDT)
My favorite bedtime story was "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas".
ed
USA - Friday, April 22, 2005 at 22:57:44 (EDT)
Your Inner European is Russian!
Mysterious and exotic. You've got a great balance of danger and allure.

ed
USA - Friday, April 22, 2005 at 22:55:29 (EDT)
mind if I get a sip?

USA - Friday, April 22, 2005 at 18:13:10 (EDT)
Your Inner European is Fuckface!
Ugly and Half-retarded! You drink poo from a cup.

William Radcliffe
USA - Friday, April 22, 2005 at 17:55:16 (EDT)
Your Inner European is Irish!
Sprited and boisterous! You drink everyone under the table.

GR
USA - Friday, April 22, 2005 at 17:19:28 (EDT)
that's right, gimme some more wine!
GR
USA - Friday, April 22, 2005 at 17:12:27 (EDT)

insert GR/KOL dinner joke here
USA - Friday, April 22, 2005 at 16:52:54 (EDT)
asinine study blames fairy tales for.... well read it yourself for a good laugh- "They believe if their love is strong enough they can change their partner's behaviour,"
WiF (aka the troll under the bridge who has yet to meet a woman willing to put up with me, let alone strong enough to change my behavior)
USA - Friday, April 22, 2005 at 16:44:54 (EDT)
You're bitching that it took you 10 minutes to plunge? It took me 45 minutes to dump.
sum exhausted old library clogger
USA - Friday, April 22, 2005 at 15:41:38 (EDT)
I vant to clog your terlet.

USA - Friday, April 22, 2005 at 15:19:11 (EDT)
that'd have to be one charming muthafuggin' pig, I mean yeti
v!c
USA - Friday, April 22, 2005 at 15:14:21 (EDT)
I wish the poop ghost had stopped by the library instead of the toilet clogger. Took me 10 minutes to plunge that! What's up wid dat?
GR
USA - Friday, April 22, 2005 at 15:01:47 (EDT)
nota bene- allusive/elusive spallcheck

the Yeti represents “an allusive being, something you can’t quite put your finger on—something you can’t quite capture or contain. If you could, it would lose its charm.”

WiF
USA - Friday, April 22, 2005 at 13:55:40 (EDT)
Eat a frisbee, dood. I mean, Ninja.
GR
USA - Friday, April 22, 2005 at 12:13:47 (EDT)
Doff/BJ, FYI: purchase of back porch items made all more poignant by bagger girl with Tourette's.
v!c
USA - Friday, April 22, 2005 at 12:10:47 (EDT)
And for those who missed the TV spot on this gizmo from the voices-in-the-head dude....

WiF
USA - Friday, April 22, 2005 at 11:34:27 (EDT)
the voices in your head may be real
at least that's what mine tell me
USA - Friday, April 22, 2005 at 11:27:49 (EDT)
I found a frisbee on my lap when I ate dinner at GR's house. I am suing for punitive damages.
KOL
USA - Friday, April 22, 2005 at 11:03:47 (EDT)
Wow, what a surprise. Oh, no, it's not.
GR
USA - Friday, April 22, 2005 at 11:01:33 (EDT)
Is it so wrong to write in Todd and Blue Van for all the categories?
GR
USA - Friday, April 22, 2005 at 10:59:43 (EDT)
Happy Earth Day to yon lurkers. And here's a peak at our once pristine marble... and the set of global depictions from whence that marble pic was plucked
WiF
USA - Friday, April 22, 2005 at 10:55:19 (EDT)
Time to Sho ya wang!
Connie Chung
USA - Friday, April 22, 2005 at 10:44:04 (EDT)
So tomorrow the tale will be told. Will my mighty Vikes trade up to #2 and snag Braylon Edwards or will they prove to be the same ass hats who traded away the best reciever in the business and kept the lowest paid coach in the business?
WiF
USA - Friday, April 22, 2005 at 10:19:43 (EDT)
-v!c

USA - Friday, April 22, 2005 at 10:09:47 (EDT)
boo!
poo ghost
USA - Friday, April 22, 2005 at 10:01:47 (EDT)

Daniel Michael Gendreau's Aliases

Your movie star name: Nachos Armand
Your fashion designer name is Daniel Munich
Your socialite name is Daf Montreal
Your fly girl / guy name is D Gen
Your detective name is Border Collie Bishop Feehan
Your barfly name is Peanuts Champagne
Your soap opera name is Michael Massachusetts
Your rock star name is Snickers M3
Your star wars name is Danthe Genmis
Your punk rock band name is The Sleepy Sybian

KOL
USA - Thursday, April 21, 2005 at 22:41:50 (EDT)
FOR INSTANCE. I wouldn't ask about it in public. Oh, say, on my band's website, there, captain quantum physicist.
boris
- Thursday, April 21, 2005 at 19:47:59 (EDT)
Hi it's me, Twix my Ass of the band The Bad to Medium Schlong!
Twix My Ass
USA - Thursday, April 21, 2005 at 19:05:56 (EDT)

Mark Victor Lebeau's Aliases

Your movie star name: Fruit Roll-up Chet
Your fashion designer name is Mark Chester
Your socialite name is Chum London
Your fly girl / guy name is M Leb
Your detective name is Snake Portsmouth High
Your barfly name is Chips Labatts
Your soap opera name is Victor Mcintosh
Your rock star name is Twix My Ass
Your star wars name is Marmag Lebash
Your punk rock band name is The Bad To Medium Schlong

ummmm
USA - Thursday, April 21, 2005 at 18:48:42 (EDT)

Mary Ann None Comstock's Aliases

Your movie star name: Chips And Salsa Joseph
Your fashion designer name is Mary Ann Brussels
Your socialite name is Beef Chief Providence
Your fly girl / guy name is M Com
Your detective name is Dog Bay View
Your barfly name is Pop Tart Vodka And Seltzer
Your soap opera name is None Doylston Drive
Your rock star name is Heath Bar Cheetah
Your star wars name is Marzap Comben
Your punk rock band name is The Exasperated Whirligig

GR
USA - Thursday, April 21, 2005 at 16:49:58 (EDT)
A local Hussey won't be coming down for breakfast.
Born Oct. 30, 1911, in Providence, R.I.

WiF
USA - Thursday, April 21, 2005 at 16:46:54 (EDT)
and yet another addictive link
puzzle me this
USA - Thursday, April 21, 2005 at 16:33:09 (EDT)
Bet the monkey (of the non-murder type) will write something better.... eventually.

The Monkey Shakespeare Simulator
my current record is 24 letters from the second part of Henry IV

WiF
USA - Thursday, April 21, 2005 at 16:30:32 (EDT)
Best poem of the day...Mrs. Darwin by Carol Ann Duffy: 7 April 1852. Went to the Zoo. I said to Him--Something about that Chimpanzee over there reminds me of you.
GR
USA - Thursday, April 21, 2005 at 16:07:19 (EDT)
Loud? that's a category?
wrote you in for best folk act
USA - Thursday, April 21, 2005 at 14:47:42 (EDT)
Beware of flying sausage!
WiF my bangers and mash
USA - Thursday, April 21, 2005 at 14:46:52 (EDT)
Trouble in pair a' dice.

USA - Thursday, April 21, 2005 at 14:42:26 (EDT)
And...

USA - Thursday, April 21, 2005 at 14:37:04 (EDT)
Be sure to click on the:

USA - Thursday, April 21, 2005 at 14:36:28 (EDT)
personally know someone who obtained large screen TV free of charge the exact same way; only problem is the thing's defective (like a lot of lurkers I know); now, vote your conscience at linkage provided
v!c
USA - Thursday, April 21, 2005 at 14:34:50 (EDT)
Here's something all you sk8ers might be interested in. And I'm sure boys like it too.
GR
USA - Thursday, April 21, 2005 at 14:07:44 (EDT)
NOT picking up a phone is a concept I am familiar with.
don doff
USA - Thursday, April 21, 2005 at 14:05:02 (EDT)
Of course, since they agreed to a one week in home trial it would be hard to fault you if you didn't get around to calling them again for a week or so.
WiF
USA - Thursday, April 21, 2005 at 13:51:23 (EDT)
Tip from uncle WiF, never take advice from uncle v!c. As I recall from business law-
1. You've acknowledged that you know the TV should not be in your possession by trying to arrange to have it picked up.
2. There was a set price for the TV that you had at least tentatively agreed to.
3. By virtue of 1 and 2, you would be accepting the original contract de facto if you fail to make further efforts to arrange for it to be picked up.
4. Because of 3, they could wait a week or two then reinstate the charge for the TV without even contacting you.
5. If you realize the charge has been reinstated and object to it, the company can claim you have been acting as if the original contract suited you and argue in court that you owe for the full price or for some smaller amount for wear and tear on a TV that they can no longer sell as new (and very likely win).

So what it comes down to is, are you feeling lucky today? And do you really want to chance being stuck with paying for a TV you don't like?

WiF
USA - Thursday, April 21, 2005 at 13:40:57 (EDT)
don, here's a t!p from ol' uncle v!c, you just keep yer big trap shut
v!c
USA - Thursday, April 21, 2005 at 13:10:19 (EDT)
"This whole thing about not kicking someone when they are down is BS. Not only do you kick him -- you kick him until he passes out, then beat him over the head with a baseball bat, then roll him up in an old rug and throw him off a cliff into the pound(ing) surf below!!!!!"
straight from the horse's mouth- advice for the dems
USA - Thursday, April 21, 2005 at 12:07:38 (EDT)
Looks more like Mary's stretched out meat curtains. So anyway, here's a change of pace: Say you had a large TV delivered to you for a one week trial period. Decided you didn't want it. Told the retailer and they re-credited your account. They said they would call to arrange a pick up, but they never did. How long do you play dumb and keep it? When does it become theft?
don <viva.onion.com>
USA - Thursday, April 21, 2005 at 12:00:24 (EDT)
wow i can see the afterbirth!
CHONG
USA - Thursday, April 21, 2005 at 11:04:16 (EDT)

Our Lady of the Underpass
USA - Thursday, April 21, 2005 at 11:00:14 (EDT)
what the dood?
dood
USA - Thursday, April 21, 2005 at 10:52:31 (EDT)
Mad props to the... signed, Uncle Vic

USA - Thursday, April 21, 2005 at 10:17:53 (EDT)
people make the funniest faces while masturbating
strike two... balls
USA - Thursday, April 21, 2005 at 09:56:12 (EDT)

 
- Thursday, April 21, 2005 at 08:38:31 (EDT)
Told our little one at dinner about Onion, the whole family had tears in our Mac and Cheeze.
Three doors north
USA - Wednesday, April 20, 2005 at 19:20:34 (EDT)

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USA - Wednesday, April 20, 2005 at 16:59:43 (EDT)

fo schnizzle
USA - Wednesday, April 20, 2005 at 16:52:26 (EDT)
RIP Onion. :(
KOL
USA - Wednesday, April 20, 2005 at 16:20:08 (EDT)
Biden said a woman who worked for the U.S. Agency for International Development in Kyrgyzstan contacted the committee to report that Bolton angrily chased her through the halls of a Russian hotel, threw things at her and shoved threatening letters under her door. He said she was prepared to sign an affidavit.
not to late to call Chafee about this clown
USA - Wednesday, April 20, 2005 at 15:33:51 (EDT)
"a hard or painful struggle" applies to too many things to be a medical term- throes of death, passion, childbirth, and most appropriately for the lurk, poop throes or the throes of poop (when you're really grunting out one).
the scoop on poop
USA - Wednesday, April 20, 2005 at 15:32:04 (EDT)
death throes seems to be more of an easy analogy than an actual occurance. I can't find anything medical/scientific.
don doff
USA - Wednesday, April 20, 2005 at 14:44:33 (EDT)
you mean when my puss was so unappetizing you had to send me home?
don
USA - Wednesday, April 20, 2005 at 14:35:55 (EDT)
...but Don, you did look GREAT at "the kitchen" the next day.
chef
USA - Wednesday, April 20, 2005 at 14:32:38 (EDT)
Generally refers to the spasms and weird breathing sh!z in the final moments

Main Entry: throe
Pronunciation: 'thrO
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English thrawe, throwe, from Old English thrawu, thrEa threat, pang; akin to Old High German drawa threat
1 : PANG, SPASM -death throes -throes of childbirth
2 plural : a hard or painful struggle -the throes of revolutionary social change -- M. D. Geismar

WiF
USA - Wednesday, April 20, 2005 at 13:52:04 (EDT)
That was more of knockout punch, from what I'm told anyway. Don't really remember much except coming to in the office area and wondering how I got there.
don doff
USA - Wednesday, April 20, 2005 at 13:39:09 (EDT)
...just scrolled down...so sorry to hear about Onion, my condolences.
chef
USA - Wednesday, April 20, 2005 at 13:17:25 (EDT)
I think I saw Don in death throes when he face planted at the Sk8 Hut...
chef
USA - Wednesday, April 20, 2005 at 13:16:26 (EDT)
Does anybody know what death throes are? Are they real, or just a term.
don doff
USA - Wednesday, April 20, 2005 at 13:03:44 (EDT)
man + fictional cloud being = war
man - fictional cloud being = paradise

WiF
USA - Wednesday, April 20, 2005 at 12:40:08 (EDT)

Praise
USA - Wednesday, April 20, 2005 at 12:03:13 (EDT)
Onion peed on the Courtland Street couch almost as much as Bruce.
Edith
USA - Wednesday, April 20, 2005 at 11:53:49 (EDT)
A sad day indeed--my regards to all of Onion's family. I am honored to have met her. Angus and Zapper will be wearing their black foreleg bands in her honor.
GR
USA - Wednesday, April 20, 2005 at 11:53:00 (EDT)
i'll sell my boneyard shirt on ebay to raise funds
chong
USA - Wednesday, April 20, 2005 at 11:48:15 (EDT)
Might I be so bold as to suggest an Onion Memorial Concert? Perhaps with a Boneyard reunion (or would that be reOnion?), a Benny set, and mayhaps a Neutral reOnion to raise money for some appropriate pet charity?
WiF
USA - Wednesday, April 20, 2005 at 11:45:14 (EDT)
The bodies have been piling up in the rivers for years, and they could probably pull up a couple hundred more in various stages of decay. And I'll guarantee, NOTHING will be said about how old these corpses are. The hostages were a complete fiction, this is just an attempt to reduce the embarassment of yet another massive intelligence failure.
WiF
USA - Wednesday, April 20, 2005 at 11:39:15 (EDT)
Yep, Onion was a big part of the Courtland street chaos for sure.
don
USA - Wednesday, April 20, 2005 at 11:00:37 (EDT)
I guess those fake hostages were real after all.....
chong
USA - Wednesday, April 20, 2005 at 10:48:37 (EDT)
think I'll take the boy to nice slice today. report on pizza-ocity tomoree
Chong
USA - Wednesday, April 20, 2005 at 10:46:48 (EDT)
say it ain't so. After my post about Courtland the other day I had a dream of being back there with the full cast of characters at a Boneyard/Goo Goo gathering, which included the Onion slipping around on the kitchen floor in a half inch of keg spillage with Sluggo looking on as the giggling proud father.
WiF
USA - Wednesday, April 20, 2005 at 10:31:55 (EDT)
That stinks but think you guys gave that pup a much better life than it would have gotten if you hadnt come along. Well done sheldon.
Rick Shaw
USA - Wednesday, April 20, 2005 at 10:30:30 (EDT)
Onion didn't come down for breakfast yesterday.
don doff
USA - Wednesday, April 20, 2005 at 10:22:41 (EDT)
Gervais looking suspiciously like k.d lang there....
ed
USA - Wednesday, April 20, 2005 at 08:19:06 (EDT)
Ummmm ok here is a pic of "the Office" star Ricky Grevais back in 1982. His new wave band was called seona dancing. YOu would think the other guy would be the funny one
Chong
USA - Wednesday, April 20, 2005 at 08:04:30 (EDT)
Couldn't be as bad as this, could it?

GR
USA - Tuesday, April 19, 2005 at 18:29:45 (EDT)
NEWS FLASH - Tommy Ramone goes bluegrass - "There are a lot of similarities between punk and old-time music," Ramone says. "Both are home-brewed music as opposed to schooled, and both have an earthy energy. And anybody can pick up an instrument and start playing."
He should know
USA - Tuesday, April 19, 2005 at 16:37:08 (EDT)
The church has officially cemented their irrelevence in the modern world.
ed
USA - Tuesday, April 19, 2005 at 16:12:36 (EDT)
One of my favorite patrons was just in wearing a homemade tshirt that read "Bush is from Mars Cheney is from Uranus" His comment on the new pope? "Heil Ratzinger!" With salute--gotta love sarcasm. Also, who doesn't love a Hitler Youth pope?
GR
USA - Tuesday, April 19, 2005 at 15:01:32 (EDT)
Hi everybody. It's me the new pope. I bet you didn't know I was a lurker did you? Anyway as my first act as pope I would like to see some more pics of that kid with all the muscles with his shirt off. Okay I'll be back later.
New Pope
USA - Tuesday, April 19, 2005 at 13:27:47 (EDT)
German dude former Hitler youth = your new POPENZEE!
v!c
USA - Tuesday, April 19, 2005 at 12:48:00 (EDT)
new poppin' fresh pope pending...
v!c
USA - Tuesday, April 19, 2005 at 12:10:06 (EDT)
word to ALLLLL your mothers
v!c
USA - Tuesday, April 19, 2005 at 11:24:09 (EDT)
I'd make him come to this website EVERYDAY!
Tony Orlando Jr.
USA - Tuesday, April 19, 2005 at 11:23:49 (EDT)
I'd make him use spellcheck!
Chong Lee
USA - Tuesday, April 19, 2005 at 09:31:00 (EDT)
I'd have thown him off the roof. And I hope they make him pay for the broken window too.
Rick Shaw
USA - Tuesday, April 19, 2005 at 09:25:40 (EDT)
I'd have cuffed him and threw him out of the cruiser at 100 mph.
KOL
USA - Tuesday, April 19, 2005 at 09:19:28 (EDT)
Oh an don, so sorry about the Ice Cats.
No Hockey No More
USA - Tuesday, April 19, 2005 at 08:17:08 (EDT)
And if some dude just killed one of my friends and I had the power to do it, that dude would be getting a long painfull beating-the-shit-out-of. And I wouldn't stop to check if he was feeling under the weather either.
Rick Shaw
USA - Tuesday, April 19, 2005 at 06:44:25 (EDT)
or killing anymore cops for that matter....
Rick Shaw
USA - Tuesday, April 19, 2005 at 06:37:08 (EDT)
Really? His mommy says he's crazy? That's nice of her. At least you don't have to worry about him sneezing at the salad bar anymore...
Rick Shaw
USA - Tuesday, April 19, 2005 at 06:27:58 (EDT)
I'd hate to see what's left under the face bib if'n they felt what was above was presentable.
ultra doff
USA - Monday, April 18, 2005 at 23:26:49 (EDT)
Now might be a good time to give Chaffee a call and tell him not to lick the murder monkey's nutsack.
his might be the deciding vote
USA - Monday, April 18, 2005 at 19:32:21 (EDT)
freehand is fine. maybe quark too. corel has gubment inroads so they may last a while. wordperfect and all that shit. the anti-trust crap probably cemented the presence of one or all three (quark/freehand/wordperfect) forever. ye olde anti-monopoly laws etc.

problem: microsoft buys adobe or autodesk or both.

doris
- Monday, April 18, 2005 at 19:24:37 (EDT)
"...I've a bit more of a life than you losers"
- calling bullshit on that MJ comment
USA - Monday, April 18, 2005 at 18:25:44 (EDT)
I suspected that sodaplay would tickle v!c's fancy. Just wait till you start building your own little walking frankensticks, then you'll really be hooked.
WiF
USA - Monday, April 18, 2005 at 18:22:31 (EDT)
copper killer musta put up a struggle
v!c
USA - Monday, April 18, 2005 at 17:57:10 (EDT)
And just because I'm lazy and I've a bit more of a life than you losers and don't have time to catch up nightly with Sorbanne, why is the detective-killer looking a little "rough"?
MJ®
USA - Monday, April 18, 2005 at 17:42:46 (EDT)
ahhh...old Courtland Street. Remember her well. Tucker STILL refuses to call it by proper name. Says "Courtland AVE" . Drives Sluggo nuts.
MJ®
USA - Monday, April 18, 2005 at 17:40:55 (EDT)
I think that's the new "just killed a cop" look, isn't it?
v!c
USA - Monday, April 18, 2005 at 17:33:53 (EDT)
I was trying to remember the name of this site last week and low and behold...
sodaplay rules
USA - Monday, April 18, 2005 at 16:51:30 (EDT)
instead of that outdated smoke sh!z,
how about a nice cup of tea for religious purposes?
USA - Monday, April 18, 2005 at 16:49:13 (EDT)
didn't realize that Star Wars was in the porn biz
one taste of the dark side....
USA - Monday, April 18, 2005 at 16:47:44 (EDT)
Nice of the Vatican to pollute the air around Rome for no other reason than to carry on an outdated tradition. Don't any of these morons have a cell phone?
ed
USA - Monday, April 18, 2005 at 16:40:09 (EDT)

and apparently the health care system didn't think his talking to hallucinations was worth treating.

WiF my fava beans with the lotion in the basket
USA - Monday, April 18, 2005 at 15:59:46 (EDT)

Bronze Whaler
USA - Monday, April 18, 2005 at 15:57:48 (EDT)
what happens in Vegas... gets funneled into Delay's pocket... and remember Ralph Reed?
WiF
USA - Monday, April 18, 2005 at 15:40:16 (EDT)
I see a Homeland Security visit in MJ's future...

When Abigail Walton asked whether a report on the incident was going to be written up and where it would be filed, she said one of the rent-a-cops "blew his top." The guard refused to answer her question, but began ranting at the group as if they were a band of eco-terrorists. He threatened to turn them over to the "Homeland Security" people who would detain them well into the night.

opposition to sprawl = al queda sleeper cell
USA - Monday, April 18, 2005 at 15:24:54 (EDT)

vw hover golf prototype
sneak
USA - Monday, April 18, 2005 at 15:16:58 (EDT)


You need less gaffer tape to keep your gerbils in one piece.
d!c-less
USA - Monday, April 18, 2005 at 15:00:14 (EDT)
here we see the evidence of the untainted papacy...
One of the most bizarre loose ends was the "cadaver synod" after the election in 896 of the insanely vengeful Pope Stephen VI. He harbored so much anger at a predecessor, Pope Formosus, that he had his corpse exhumed.
Formosus' decomposing body was dressed in papal vestments, propped in a throne and put on trial for crimes against church law, including perjury. Unable to mount a defense, Formosus' ghastly remains were convicted. As punishment, the three fingers Formosus once used to bless the faithful were hacked from his right hand. His body was dragged away and thrown into the Tiber River.
Piling crime upon crime like a modern suspense novel, Stephen soon was thrown into prison himself. Formosus' friends crept into his cell and strangled him.

WiF
USA - Monday, April 18, 2005 at 14:38:57 (EDT)
the poor dishonoured slime mold worms
WiF
USA - Monday, April 18, 2005 at 14:35:27 (EDT)
WiFFie, you gonna love this sausage link.
v!c
USA - Monday, April 18, 2005 at 14:25:45 (EDT)

nope
USA - Monday, April 18, 2005 at 14:22:43 (EDT)
Ahhh, the Courtland residence.
v!c
USA - Monday, April 18, 2005 at 14:11:01 (EDT)
I recall an evening some moons back when Geno and I sat in front of a certain Courtland residence at 4AM and watched with more than a little amusement as Todd performed this very act. Only of course in Todd's case, not only was he not out of gas, but he didn't even have a car. Oddly, the 4 or 5 cars that came along took a rather circuitous root around Todd.
WiF
USA - Monday, April 18, 2005 at 13:55:13 (EDT)
buy adipex
buy adipex <John@yahoo.com >
NY, NY USA - Monday, April 18, 2005 at 12:49:22 (EDT)
Right there Sorboni Banerjee

call me Kiss Me Ass Kate
USA - Monday, April 18, 2005 at 12:45:56 (EDT)
Berlusconi goes down for being the murder monkey's lapdog
WiF of hope for democracy
USA - Monday, April 18, 2005 at 12:14:17 (EDT)
It's noontime, do you know where your 401K is?
WiF of the wrong side of 10,000 coming
USA - Monday, April 18, 2005 at 12:02:49 (EDT)
DUDE!
the five other people on earth who use freehand
- Monday, April 18, 2005 at 12:02:19 (EDT)
the REAL cheapshot in the g'nads would be adobe buying autodesk. that would suck. an awful lot. but i bet it happens.
 
- Monday, April 18, 2005 at 12:01:14 (EDT)
UltraDev MX is OK so GoLive is toast. Flash stays....somewhere. Shockwave, dunno. ColdFusion...who knows. Fireworks = toast. Quark now an island surrounded by nuclear subs so not lookin' good there either. Hmmm. PageMaker over Quark? Say it ain't so. Acrobeeeyotch to become freer (see also the 1-click PDF-maker in too many other programs like OpenOffice, which rules). Photoshop 8 to retail at about $1200. because, just like the dog licking its balls, they can.
boris
- Monday, April 18, 2005 at 11:55:14 (EDT)

best Doonesbury I've read in years
USA - Monday, April 18, 2005 at 11:45:04 (EDT)
Rocker (no, not that kind) signs on with the Ducks (no, not that kind) and eats big serving of crow (yes, that kind).
WiF
USA - Monday, April 18, 2005 at 11:44:00 (EDT)
Well I just got Chopping Mall on dvd so I'm not sweating it...
Killer Klown from outer space
USA - Monday, April 18, 2005 at 11:33:25 (EDT)
Just got my two copies of the factbook--love Don's self-portrait on page 45.
GR
USA - Monday, April 18, 2005 at 11:21:47 (EDT)
Holy shit is right--check out the groundbreaking ceremony.

GR
USA - Monday, April 18, 2005 at 11:13:51 (EDT)
heard those very quotes yesterdee morn circe 10 am; here's another good quote: "Enough is enough. I am bitterly disappointed, as I'm sure all Yankee fans are, by the lack of performance by our team," Steinbrenner said in a statement. "It is unbelievable to me that the highest-paid team in baseball would start the season in such a deep funk. "They are not playing like true Yankees. They have the talent to win and they are not winning. I expect Joe Torre, his complete coaching staff and the team to turn this around."
v!c
USA - Monday, April 18, 2005 at 11:07:35 (EDT)
nuke 'em if you got 'em
where did the murder monkey say all those WMDs were?
USA - Monday, April 18, 2005 at 11:06:35 (EDT)
Killer Kats from Outer Space invade local church!

GR
USA - Monday, April 18, 2005 at 11:05:50 (EDT)
Taxifare to Baghdad Airport- $35,000
Making it back from your deployment in Iraq with all limbs still in place- priceless

MR. RUSSERT: There is a road, a highway from the airport to downtown Baghdad that's called the Road of Death by many. I understand there's a taxi service on that road to take someone from downtown to the airport.
MR. FILKINS: Yeah. There's actually a company in Baghdad that does nothing except offer rides to the airport and back. They've got an armored cars and some guards. And they charge $35,000 for...
MR. RUSSERT: Thirty-five thousand dollars?
MR. FILKINS: ...for a ride to the airport. And I think you know, if you miss your plane and you have to come back, it's another $35,000. But...
MR. RUSSERT: How long--is it six miles?
MR. FILKINS: I think it's about six miles, yeah. It's not a happy six miles. So, you know, they earn their money.

WiF
USA - Monday, April 18, 2005 at 11:03:15 (EDT)
hey, n!ce d@y out tod@y
v!c
USA - Monday, April 18, 2005 at 10:40:17 (EDT)
Holy shit dude....
Rick Shaw
USA - Monday, April 18, 2005 at 10:39:28 (EDT)
If I abandon my freehand then how will I grab the tissue?
Rick Shaw
USA - Monday, April 18, 2005 at 10:30:02 (EDT)
Does this mean it's time to abandon Freehand?
doff
USA - Monday, April 18, 2005 at 10:07:31 (EDT)
See! America's Next Top Internet Personality is a winner! Don't be afraid of reality young chinaman, and remember always be humble in front of the product.
Tyra Iron Banks
USA - Monday, April 18, 2005 at 10:05:53 (EDT)
adobe buys macromedia. oy.
boris
- Monday, April 18, 2005 at 09:28:13 (EDT)
zdfgdfz gzdf
Kim Il Jchong
USA - Monday, April 18, 2005 at 09:15:29 (EDT)
Why don you all stop calling bullshit on my stories! It much funnier if I get shirt at savers than true story. You guys are taking the fun out of being americas top internet personality.
Chong Lee
USA - Monday, April 18, 2005 at 04:29:29 (EDT)
Tony Orlando Garage sale maybe.
doff
USA - Monday, April 18, 2005 at 02:17:45 (EDT)
ban = ben
duh
USA - Sunday, April 17, 2005 at 21:02:16 (EDT)
Maya Rudolph? A better three way would be Tina Fey and some ban and jerrys. I'd rather FALL ASLEEP than see maya rudolph naked.
Chong
USA - Sunday, April 17, 2005 at 21:02:00 (EDT)
Is white poop from a dead dog or is it the spirit of the poop itself?
Poop Ghost
USA - Sunday, April 17, 2005 at 15:08:13 (EDT)
poop ghost
USA - Sunday, April 17, 2005 at 12:23:03 (EDT)
All right, I might have made that one up. So, even useless information is not available anymore.
GR
USA - Sunday, April 17, 2005 at 10:15:31 (EDT)
Sadder yet is that *Alone Again (Naturally)* was written by the those Lennon/McCartney doods.
GR
USA - Sunday, April 17, 2005 at 09:55:43 (EDT)
One more thing. Where tha FUCK did you get that Bonyard shirt. No shit, like only 15 were made, by hand...
MJ®
USA - Saturday, April 16, 2005 at 23:01:54 (EDT)
PS- Chong, yeah nice poison spray bottle in the background, where'd you learn parenting skillz anyway...
MJ®
USA - Saturday, April 16, 2005 at 23:00:40 (EDT)
ed, I gotta hand it to you, you sure do dream big...
MJ®
USA - Saturday, April 16, 2005 at 22:59:13 (EDT)
Tom Brady hosts SNL tonight. Maybe he'll get to have a threesome with Tina Fey and Maya Rudolph.
ed
USA - Saturday, April 16, 2005 at 18:36:09 (EDT)
saw not any lurkers at mccoy opener. wicked nipple it was.

found a tutorial link for MJ titled "proper use of quotations in rollover". it is one lesson and three words long. so even he can probably handle it.

boris
- Saturday, April 16, 2005 at 11:14:31 (EDT)
My taxes were spent on .......... LANDMINE BOOTS!
Ronnie Firewire
USA - Saturday, April 16, 2005 at 07:51:27 (EDT)
Does BENNYSIZZLER have a KILLER APP????
Ronnie Firewire
USA - Saturday, April 16, 2005 at 07:44:39 (EDT)
my bro, where'd you get that brown and yellow rucker hat? Baby still too cute to be Chongs...
MJ®
USA - Friday, April 15, 2005 at 20:20:36 (EDT)
v!c
USA - Friday, April 15, 2005 at 16:30:10 (EDT)
Turbo Tax say internal error try again later. Dead serious. Idiot Again, Naturally.
v!c
USA - Friday, April 15, 2005 at 13:50:40 (EDT)
Wif, you mean if ole MJ gives you two lapdances next year you'll file a penis extension for me?
MJ®
USA - Friday, April 15, 2005 at 12:27:22 (EDT)
I'd offer my services v!c, but I'm already taking a half day off to work on another procrastinating idiot's taxes. dude talked to me 3 weeks ago, then called monday in a panic, but blew me off that night, finally got the sh!z Wednesday night and have been working on it since. dude, bought and sold stocks, bought and sold houses, operates rental property, has all kinds of business expenses..... talking about 15 pages worth of return. But the bright side is I'll make about as much off his return as the last 5 typical returns.
WiF
USA - Friday, April 15, 2005 at 12:14:07 (EDT)
Hey everybody, I just bought some soldier boy a cardboard humvee with my taxes! What did you buy?
Ultra Don
USA - Friday, April 15, 2005 at 12:05:12 (EDT)
Answer: 1 procrastinating !d!ot
v!c
USA - Friday, April 15, 2005 at 11:54:11 (EDT)
thanks W!fenBach; link is for poor young Ed
v!c
USA - Friday, April 15, 2005 at 11:53:04 (EDT)
Now, how many v!cs does it take to screw up an extension?
your choice of tax or penis variety extension
USA - Friday, April 15, 2005 at 11:48:57 (EDT)
How many chongs does it take to ruin lurk?
Joker
USA - Friday, April 15, 2005 at 11:47:56 (EDT)
How many chongs do it take to pop in an LED? Five- one to pop in the LED, one to remove the outlet cover, and three to work in round the clock shifts keeping the chongling at bay from the exposed outlet and any stray household cleaning products.
WiF
USA - Friday, April 15, 2005 at 11:45:55 (EDT)
"How many MJ's does it take to screw in lightbulb?" None- she prefers to sit in the dark curled up in a ball hoping the world will go away.
WiF
USA - Friday, April 15, 2005 at 11:41:17 (EDT)
How many MJ's does it take to screw in lightbulb? One, she just holds the bulb in the socket while the whole world revolves around her!
Rick Shaw
USA - Friday, April 15, 2005 at 11:20:04 (EDT)
looks like all those "how many ***** does it take to screw in a lightbulb?" jokes are gonna be going the way of horse and buggy jokes.
WiF
USA - Friday, April 15, 2005 at 11:18:05 (EDT)
I always wanted to go out with a bullshit little new wave hooker girl, but none of them would have me.
ed
USA - Friday, April 15, 2005 at 11:12:53 (EDT)
Main Entry: smeg·ma
Pronunciation: 'smeg-m&
Function: noun
Etymology: New Latin, from Latin, detergent, soap, from Greek smEgma, from smEchein to wash off, clean
: the secretion of a sebaceous gland; specifically : the cheesy sebaceous matter that collects between the glans penis and the foreskin or around the clitoris and labia minora

how am detergent end up = to cheesy sebaceous matter?
USA - Friday, April 15, 2005 at 10:52:31 (EDT)
oh, you wanted a for real answer? Here be fed extension and here be state extension. And if you want to avoid the meat line at the post office, you can do it from lurkspace (for a price).
and you still gotz a midnight deadline for them too
USA - Friday, April 15, 2005 at 10:46:47 (EDT)
you're about as helpful as a bowl fulla schmegma
v!c
USA - Friday, April 15, 2005 at 10:26:22 (EDT)
oops, forgot the
extension link
USA - Friday, April 15, 2005 at 10:18:52 (EDT)
here ya go v!c

Help with Penis Extension
“You might want to wear surgical gloves for the process. Once the 'ragged' hand is up there you can use the other hand to gently hold his penis as you clean around it. Warm soapy water will frequently prompt him to extend his penis, but grabbing it once it is down will prompt him to raise it right up again.”

WiF my schmegma (s!c)
USA - Friday, April 15, 2005 at 10:16:05 (EDT)
holy t@x day deadline! WiF, what happens if I just don't file? hey wait, how 'bout an extension?
v!c
USA - Friday, April 15, 2005 at 09:52:16 (EDT)
I know dood. Sum dood built that house and put an outlet every six feet in EVERY ROOM! Now that Jr id crawling we need to sell '04 accord just to afford outlet covers. We need like 50 or more.
Chong
USA - Friday, April 15, 2005 at 09:36:56 (EDT)
beware the Ides of April
WiF
USA - Friday, April 15, 2005 at 09:30:23 (EDT)
Word to the chongling, tell dad to get that household cleaning product in pic #1 behind a child-safety-latched enclosure or up out of reach where you can't show dad how clever you are at defeating the purpose of a child-safety-latched enclosure.
sorry, big family trained to notice child-proofing shiz
USA - Friday, April 15, 2005 at 09:26:50 (EDT)
"Why do punk rockers always go out with the little bullshit new wave hooker girls?"
umm.... cuz they can?
USA - Friday, April 15, 2005 at 09:16:03 (EDT)
Max Hole = perfect name for A&R guy
WiF
USA - Friday, April 15, 2005 at 09:14:14 (EDT)
Street team all self promotion this week. Left quote cause it soooo funny..
chump
USA - Friday, April 15, 2005 at 09:13:18 (EDT)
Much honor to the sizz! There is hope for you yet! Too bad you not make heap of cash playing two songs a night like 'ol Muddy... Muddy say his fav song is kiss me deadly by generation X but I bet he really like Lita Ford song better. I know I do.
Chong daily post
USA - Friday, April 15, 2005 at 08:32:57 (EDT)
Why do punk rockers always go out with the little bullshit new wave hooker girls?
Hank
USA - Friday, April 15, 2005 at 08:04:09 (EDT)
I just learned Andrea Dworkin died on BS. This is becoming one of my major sources of news. More hypnotizing jumping people, please.
Oaklander
USA - Friday, April 15, 2005 at 02:58:00 (EDT)
guess that's why I'm uhm...not there
v!c
USA - Thursday, April 14, 2005 at 21:15:38 (EDT)
nice design
projector <dad@mail.com>
lcd, lcd lcd - Thursday, April 14, 2005 at 18:11:15 (EDT)
Here's what BK Kim looks like on a 37" plasma w/o HD.
Ultra Don
USA - Thursday, April 14, 2005 at 17:48:18 (EDT)
beer = Tram ride to the lake.
Ultra Don
USA - Thursday, April 14, 2005 at 17:42:30 (EDT)
too much
information
USA - Thursday, April 14, 2005 at 17:05:57 (EDT)
beer involved if don and donette didn't get punch drunk on my stash dig? wait...i could buy more
v!c
USA - Thursday, April 14, 2005 at 16:45:24 (EDT)
Yet another teen has sex with *hot* teacher. This time, teacher gives teen a 65 for a grade and refuses to abort his baby.
GR
USA - Thursday, April 14, 2005 at 16:37:27 (EDT)
You are watching the sox on a 37" television? with beer? tonight?
Sneak
USA - Thursday, April 14, 2005 at 16:36:16 (EDT)
Hey, what about me? I'd be happy to come over and spread my nasally germs all around.
GR
USA - Thursday, April 14, 2005 at 16:30:48 (EDT)
I just may be in the area. Do I still have beers in the Frigidaire or did MJ consume them all?
v!c
USA - Thursday, April 14, 2005 at 16:15:03 (EDT)
If you still have that 37" when the Jacko verdict comes down I may just INVITE SELF VOVER!!!
Chong
USA - Thursday, April 14, 2005 at 16:10:53 (EDT)
"Gay, gay, gay," Officer Joe Morquecho says. "Why does everything have to be gay?"
"Gee, I don't know, Joe," Parson says, "maybe because we're the Gay and Lesbian Liaison Unit?"
They are butch, feminine, black, white, straight, gay, campy, bitchy, bourgie and fully armed.

queer eye for the officer guy
USA - Thursday, April 14, 2005 at 16:02:10 (EDT)
Hey, Plasma Repo Man not show up again today. Looks like it's the Big Unit on my big unit.
Ultra Don
USA - Thursday, April 14, 2005 at 15:52:10 (EDT)
"finger in chili" lady drops lawsuit due to "scrutiny"...

USA - Thursday, April 14, 2005 at 15:32:45 (EDT)
ohh...
no wonder you returned it
USA - Thursday, April 14, 2005 at 15:30:14 (EDT)
Uhm, HELLO?!

USA - Thursday, April 14, 2005 at 15:23:25 (EDT)
Umm.. I said it looked like MY ass...

USA - Thursday, April 14, 2005 at 15:20:49 (EDT)
hmmmm....
37" plasma ass
USA - Thursday, April 14, 2005 at 15:03:19 (EDT)
@ss-like picture makes the invite over all the more meaningful
C@ve-sy
USA - Thursday, April 14, 2005 at 14:23:40 (EDT)
Don't even do the math on the tv (which has gone back btw) The picture looked like my ass after a night of burritos.
MJ®
USA - Thursday, April 14, 2005 at 14:19:29 (EDT)
More than 10,000 fugitives from justice have been captured in a nationwide, weeklong dragnet, law enforcement sources say. In one case, an armed man was found in a cave under a trap door in his kitchen floor. "We're really amazed. We had no idea we'd apprehend more than 10,000 bad guys," said one federal law enforcement official who asked not to be identified. Fugitives were tracked in every state, plus Puerto Rico and Guam, officials said.
are all lurkers present and accounted for? where's cave-sy?
USA - Thursday, April 14, 2005 at 13:43:04 (EDT)
Now that would be a simple kinda guess v!c
WiF
USA - Thursday, April 14, 2005 at 13:31:06 (EDT)
Let's see, that's 5" for $15, that means $3/inch. Now how much was that 37 incher?
sum bargain shopper
USA - Thursday, April 14, 2005 at 13:30:07 (EDT)
lurk gets one collective guess as to WHAT SONG IS ON THE RADIO RIGHT GODDAMN NOW
v!c
USA - Thursday, April 14, 2005 at 13:28:00 (EDT)
v!c did stay home with his 5" that is correct but appreciates the doffer nonetheless; and I think that ketchup slogan belongs on the zipper to drugsy's trouser and underpant ensemble
v!c
USA - Thursday, April 14, 2005 at 13:27:04 (EDT)
In a continuation of yesterday's baseball bat Ultra Hooliganism...
Ultra Don
USA - Thursday, April 14, 2005 at 13:16:15 (EDT)
No shit about that Benny's sizzler, Wif? Now that's fucking funny. 5" of pure magic for $15...No shit. I'll have the lurk know that ole Vic turned down a night of 37" Red Sox plasma viewing
MJ®
USA - Thursday, April 14, 2005 at 13:12:10 (EDT)
Now that looks like a good romantic movie. A woman and her ketsup bottle.
Ultra Don
USA - Thursday, April 14, 2005 at 13:05:03 (EDT)

I have my doubts
USA - Thursday, April 14, 2005 at 12:51:12 (EDT)
And here it is: We, humankind, people, sentient carbon-based biped creatures, only us and no one else but us because it sure as hell ain't the goddamn lions or caribou or meerkats or rhododendrons, we humans have, in our shockingly short time on this wobbly sphere, used up a staggering 60 percent of the world's grasslands, forests, farmland, rivers and lakes.
whaddya mean the buffet's closed?
USA - Thursday, April 14, 2005 at 12:06:27 (EDT)
Who said this-
"DeLay's problem isn't with the Democrats, DeLay's problem is with the country."

Was it...
A- WiF
B- Ted Kennedy
C- Bill Cinton
D- Newt Gingrich

WiF
USA - Thursday, April 14, 2005 at 11:32:47 (EDT)
Benny's has a Benny Summer Sizzler Special of a 5" TV for $15 this week.
WiF
USA - Thursday, April 14, 2005 at 11:06:33 (EDT)
Romantic comedies told me Chong had a small penis.
Ultra Brite
USA - Thursday, April 14, 2005 at 10:47:11 (EDT)
Anyone looking to off load a 37" TV?
v!c
USA - Thursday, April 14, 2005 at 10:45:45 (EDT)
Now what's wrong with burying children? Seems damn sensible to me. The only issue I have is, why would you dig them up after going to the trouble of burying them.
WiF my festive pits
USA - Thursday, April 14, 2005 at 09:34:18 (EDT)
I miss my goat's sister
sum black sheep
USA - Thursday, April 14, 2005 at 09:10:36 (EDT)
I hear romantic comedies think you are a jerk!
Chong
USA - Thursday, April 14, 2005 at 08:18:37 (EDT)
How bout that Schill?
MJ®
USA - Thursday, April 14, 2005 at 01:01:00 (EDT)
gratuitous nekkid wallpapers
need I say more
USA - Wednesday, April 13, 2005 at 17:02:46 (EDT)
think they have fever pitch at acme?
GR
USA - Wednesday, April 13, 2005 at 16:54:55 (EDT)
speaking of cricket...

Hi, I enjoy very much your site. I am ravid from india . I live in goa. I can very good cricket play, I learn as child .my friend teach me. he says I very good , I should join india team. My problem is, I very poor, my father has no legs and no arms. my mother has no ears. I ask you sir if you could sponsor my trip to germany. I have no teeth but my friend said I play good cricket. Please help sir and contact me so we can talk about my flight and house. My sister has a goat, I will miss the goat. And my sister.
Posted by: ravid jahit at June 18, 2004 05:12 PM

insert goat joke here
USA - Wednesday, April 13, 2005 at 16:48:26 (EDT)
I'm waiting for the sure-fire hit Fever Kick-Off
WiF
USA - Wednesday, April 13, 2005 at 16:44:59 (EDT)
I didn't like the British one much better. I guess romantic comedies aren't in my repertoire. The book is awesome though.
Ultra Don
USA - Wednesday, April 13, 2005 at 16:42:56 (EDT)
while it sounds less dull than fever pitch
I think I'll pass
USA - Wednesday, April 13, 2005 at 16:39:27 (EDT)
Mike Salvini? Big deal. Watch "Sick: The Life and Death of Bob Flanagan, Sado-Masochist" and you get to see Mr. Flanagan nail his penis to a length of 2x4.
ed
USA - Wednesday, April 13, 2005 at 16:17:43 (EDT)
The last 45 minutes of Fever Pitch is even duller. Easily one of the worst films of the year. Rent the original British version instead - it's a much better film.
ed
USA - Wednesday, April 13, 2005 at 16:14:18 (EDT)

murder monkey's sphincter is near-sighted
USA - Wednesday, April 13, 2005 at 16:05:13 (EDT)
Now might be a good time to contact Chaffee and remind him what you think of the murder monkey and his minions.
WiF
USA - Wednesday, April 13, 2005 at 16:03:56 (EDT)
y'know they say he's got a flare for playing goalie
ba-dum-dum
USA - Wednesday, April 13, 2005 at 16:00:29 (EDT)

more hooliganery
USA - Wednesday, April 13, 2005 at 15:48:50 (EDT)
of course if I actually read the link I'd know the article specified baseball bats.
WiF
USA - Wednesday, April 13, 2005 at 15:13:27 (EDT)
probably cricket bats
WiF
USA - Wednesday, April 13, 2005 at 15:11:24 (EDT)
I didn't know they sold baseball bats in Europe.
Ultra Don
USA - Wednesday, April 13, 2005 at 14:55:32 (EDT)
Hooligans at it again.
GR
USA - Wednesday, April 13, 2005 at 14:38:33 (EDT)
chirp....... chirp chirp

USA - Wednesday, April 13, 2005 at 14:14:48 (EDT)
note to self- when a jar of vaseline appears in the hands of a recovering obsessive-compulsive heroin addict with agoraphobia AND a 10 1/2" erection, EXIT WITH HASTE.
WiF
USA - Wednesday, April 13, 2005 at 12:21:52 (EDT)
Alright this sh!t is TOO funny. They don't say what bands this guy was in, but He lives in western Mass. anybody recognize the name Mike Salvini?

To most people, Mike Salvini might appear to be, well, a freak. Besides the fact that he's a recovering obsessive-compulsive heroin addict with agoraphobia, who in their right mind stretches his penis over a length of plastic pipe? But Mike Salvini is a hero and an inspiration to thousands of men who dream of building their own fearsome endowments -- not because of how big he is, but because of how far he's come. He's not Mike Salvini to them, though; he's Double Long Daddy, guru of natural penis enlargement. And before he calls it quits, he wants to have the largest dick in the world.

and from the end of the article...
A moment passes. He calls me in. He's not satisfied with the partial erection he's managed to raise. He grabs a handful of Vaseline, Jen faces the wall and drops her thong, and I exit with haste. Another moment passes. And another.
"OK -- hurry!"
He is sitting on the toilet, shirt off, shorts around his ankles, red-faced. His right hand holds a ruler and his left ... well, his left hand seems to be choking some otherworldly tentacle. The thing's the size of a paper towel roll, but looks perfectly healthy.
"Check the ruler," he says in a faintly strangled tone. Leaning forward gingerly, I confirm that his bone-pressed penis is indeed 10 and a half inches.
As the blood drains back to the rest of his body, Mike twists his penis over and points to the stretch mark. And, sure enough, it is there, and it is nearly 5 inches long, pink and angry, a symbol of everything a man can aspire to.

WiF
USA - Wednesday, April 13, 2005 at 12:18:39 (EDT)
1st 45 minutes of Fever Pitch is some of the dullest droll ever put to film. OMG!
drugsy
USA - Wednesday, April 13, 2005 at 11:52:29 (EDT)
Hi.
GR
USA - Wednesday, April 13, 2005 at 11:42:35 (EDT)
Hello...? This thing off?
BSTC
USA - Wednesday, April 13, 2005 at 10:49:56 (EDT)
Lester been up to error page?
no more confused than usual
USA - Wednesday, April 13, 2005 at 10:00:23 (EDT)
Is this what lester been up to?
Dynamole
USA - Tuesday, April 12, 2005 at 19:40:24 (EDT)
Upon hearing about cat hunting, the cats have organized themselves to retaliate.

WiF
USA - Tuesday, April 12, 2005 at 17:14:32 (EDT)
Hank Williams III friday night.
KOL
USA - Tuesday, April 12, 2005 at 16:52:02 (EDT)
"Why murder someone who is committing suicide?"
WiF
USA - Tuesday, April 12, 2005 at 16:44:47 (EDT)
gee, now I wonder where I could go to get imitation viagra AND pick up some trojan spyware all in one click
i fear my quest will never end
USA - Tuesday, April 12, 2005 at 16:42:18 (EDT)
it's not mean humor,
it's just the plain mean truth
USA - Tuesday, April 12, 2005 at 15:39:46 (EDT)
I don't get some of the mean humor on this board. Maybe I will in fifteen years when I'm as old as you people....
Chong
USA - Tuesday, April 12, 2005 at 14:38:07 (EDT)
Chong and Chong cuz of yesteryear.

USA - Tuesday, April 12, 2005 at 14:35:27 (EDT)
Chong only "deploys" in the seat of his underpants and neighboring trousers. As for turning pets out, true heartlessness.
v!c
USA - Tuesday, April 12, 2005 at 14:29:38 (EDT)
My dog better watch out if I go to stop and shop, never mind Iraq.....
Chong
USA - Tuesday, April 12, 2005 at 14:07:15 (EDT)
One of the hidden costs of war. Good thing Chong hasn't been "deployed" yet.
GR
USA - Tuesday, April 12, 2005 at 13:56:36 (EDT)
Sam's gonna poke pokey's eye out with one of those purple nurples!
Pokey safety commish
USA - Tuesday, April 12, 2005 at 13:18:31 (EDT)
I just downloaded in my pants!
Willie Lumpkin
USA - Tuesday, April 12, 2005 at 13:15:38 (EDT)
Hey Sam, wanna go on a man date?
but we can't share the bottle of wine
USA - Tuesday, April 12, 2005 at 13:06:22 (EDT)
No "punch" line required.

USA - Tuesday, April 12, 2005 at 13:01:45 (EDT)
Yeah MJ, you come up with all the funny ones....
Chong
USA - Tuesday, April 12, 2005 at 12:44:15 (EDT)
Speaking of ancient porn, the other day I came across my old copy of "M'Lady's Merkin"
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, April 12, 2005 at 12:43:30 (EDT)
What does Agawam mean?
v!c
USA - Tuesday, April 12, 2005 at 12:43:04 (EDT)
KILL EM ALL is a great album. I don't like anything after Ride the Lightning.
KOL
USA - Tuesday, April 12, 2005 at 12:40:02 (EDT)
While watching the Metalica documentary the other night I was struck by Lar's statement that their new record was "the first time an aggressive record had been created without negative energy behind it". And then I said, "DUH, umm does the genre HARDCORE mean anything to you?" Hello early 80's? And then I remembered my old credo "jog in the a.m. mosh in the p.m."
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, April 12, 2005 at 12:38:18 (EDT)
Speaking of ancient porn, what could be possibly be more heartwarming and inspiring than a porn-king comeback?
WiF
USA - Tuesday, April 12, 2005 at 12:35:41 (EDT)
well it's good to know that you COULD go if you REALLY REALLY WANTED TO...post-t@x-man=good new life
v!c
USA - Tuesday, April 12, 2005 at 12:35:09 (EDT)
NAC=not where I have been going for months and months and years yet still payign a membership fee
MJ‰
USA - Tuesday, April 12, 2005 at 12:33:12 (EDT)


WiF
USA - Tuesday, April 12, 2005 at 12:28:35 (EDT)
hey everbody let's go
cat hunting
USA - Tuesday, April 12, 2005 at 12:24:25 (EDT)
Found: 7,000 year old copy of Shaved Snizz.
Long Don Silver
USA - Tuesday, April 12, 2005 at 12:24:21 (EDT)
hmmm...
link too sloth-like for full hypnotic state
USA - Tuesday, April 12, 2005 at 11:43:26 (EDT)


WiF of more hypnotic sh!z
USA - Tuesday, April 12, 2005 at 11:40:04 (EDT)
I can personally acknowledge we am all broke
WiF
USA - Tuesday, April 12, 2005 at 11:37:27 (EDT)
given the choice between energy efficiency and consumer savings or blatant pork for a large political contributor...
and round and round we go
USA - Tuesday, April 12, 2005 at 11:35:26 (EDT)
Define "NAC".
NEW VIC
USA - Tuesday, April 12, 2005 at 11:28:56 (EDT)
Anybody watch yestidy's Fenway activites?
Pesky's Pole
USA - Tuesday, April 12, 2005 at 11:26:26 (EDT)
Jesus and Moses on a MAN DATE!
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, April 12, 2005 at 11:25:05 (EDT)
What WOULD Jesus say? And this Moses guy?

USA - Tuesday, April 12, 2005 at 11:24:15 (EDT)
I have a 21" cog in my dungarees!
Willie Lumpkin
USA - Tuesday, April 12, 2005 at 11:23:45 (EDT)
I'm a little jumpy too. Cogs=mesmerizing.
v!c-2020
USA - Tuesday, April 12, 2005 at 11:23:24 (EDT)
Monitor NOT gender specific. Will work on your Vic-20!
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, April 12, 2005 at 11:12:35 (EDT)
Wif , are you at liberty to disclose the personal finances of all the lurkers whose taxes you just did?
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, April 12, 2005 at 11:02:39 (EDT)
Good morning cogs. A real man just signed on...did you all miss me? Vic, let me get back to you on the gender of drugsy's monitor
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, April 12, 2005 at 10:59:13 (EDT)
I do love being a cog!
GR
USA - Tuesday, April 12, 2005 at 10:54:44 (EDT)


ever feel like a cog in some big machine?
USA - Tuesday, April 12, 2005 at 10:38:48 (EDT)
I have a 21" man date in the alley!
Willie Lumpkin
USA - Tuesday, April 12, 2005 at 10:22:45 (EDT)
Alright, who's up for a man date?
Simply defined a man date is two heterosexual men socializing without the crutch of business or sports....
..."The amount of preparation that the other guy is making is directly proportional to how awkward it is,"

WiF (and how much cologne is too much cologne on a man date?)
USA - Tuesday, April 12, 2005 at 10:15:34 (EDT)
druggy, is that monitor MAC specific?
v!c
USA - Tuesday, April 12, 2005 at 10:06:12 (EDT)
Andrea Dworkin will not be down to nag us about our collection of Ass-Banging Sluts Vols. 1-23
ed
USA - Tuesday, April 12, 2005 at 09:35:56 (EDT)
I have a 21" half eaten Subway® Tuna Sub that is taking up precious space in my garage apartment. It's going to the dump unless someone claims her.
drugsy
USA - Monday, April 11, 2005 at 23:18:29 (EDT)
please check my ass

USA - Monday, April 11, 2005 at 22:13:58 (EDT)
Congrats mudster...rock out with your labia out...
chef
USA - Monday, April 11, 2005 at 17:36:25 (EDT)
I'll be there after class Wednesday
WiF
USA - Monday, April 11, 2005 at 16:56:03 (EDT)
Town builds world's biggest rectal thermometer and invites bush to the grand unveiling. When town spokesman was asked why they picked bush, he responds, "Well he's just the biggest ass we could think of."
you're looking a bit feverish george
USA - Monday, April 11, 2005 at 16:54:46 (EDT)
I think tonight is not good for drinking for me. How 'bout Wednesday?
GR
USA - Monday, April 11, 2005 at 16:54:05 (EDT)

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USA - Monday, April 11, 2005 at 16:38:28 (EDT)
Did you know communism causes pornography? Did you know that 16 of the 19 great "civilizations" fell due to pornography? And here I thought this educational and informative film was touting my dream career. It's Perversion for Profit Part 1 & Part 2
WiF
USA - Monday, April 11, 2005 at 14:10:09 (EDT)
PS I am now lurking from BRISTOL.
KOL
USA - Monday, April 11, 2005 at 13:06:04 (EDT)
good luck muddy! love, your nemesis of the axe
KOL
USA - Monday, April 11, 2005 at 13:04:40 (EDT)
You in or not?

USA - Monday, April 11, 2005 at 12:48:32 (EDT)