And if so, why would I want to go way down, get there fast, and take it slow?
Also, thanks for J.Starship song. No, really, thanks. *We kilt this kitty with
rocks and stones*
GR
USA - Thursday, March 03, 2005 at 12:10:55 (EST)
oh youse guys are little wise asses ain't cha. How's about I shove an 8"
pole up yer arse. Poor face is getting imprisoned and you're making Spinal Tap
jokes.
don gulag
USA - Thursday, March 03, 2005 at 12:02:37 (EST)
Safe sex not so safe.
Lester
USA - Thursday, March 03, 2005 at 12:02:27 (EST)
"Let us explain. Over in Seattle, where the devil wears a green apron, Stranger
writer David Schmader attended the Starbucks Licensed Store Awards, a sort of
pep rally for the brave men and women who risk steam burns day in and day out
to keep your latte-addicted heart pumping. While there, he taped an awful cover
version of Jefferson Starships anthemic We Built this City with groan-inducing
Starbucks-centric lyrics."
Lester
USA - Thursday, March 03, 2005 at 11:58:42 (EST)
apparently everyone and their brother is hitting that Faucet site...
I.L.L.
USA - Thursday, March 03, 2005 at 11:56:09 (EST)
Fossett under 500 miles to go. Branson prepared to bask in somebody else's
glory
leaky
faucet update
USA - Thursday, March 03, 2005 at 11:45:01 (EST)
3.5? for dead sport?
funny funny
USA - Thursday, March 03, 2005 at 11:43:37 (EST)
Spider-Man's greatest Bible stories.
Lester
USA - Thursday, March 03, 2005 at 11:39:53 (EST)
I wouldn't pay 3.5 mucnhos
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USA - Thursday, March 03, 2005 at 11:36:08 (EST)
My cousin got wicked ecoli from a Sizzler.
USA - Thursday, March 03, 2005 at 11:34:23 (EST)
front page still outdated.....
lousy t-shirt
USA - Thursday, March 03, 2005 at 11:33:18 (EST)
Damn-an 8" fence? How will you ever escape!
Sneak
USA - Thursday, March 03, 2005 at 11:22:06 (EST)
Why all the hubbub aboot an 8 INCH high fence? The barbed wire on top gonna
hurt you as you hurdle it to use your neighbor's yard to poop in?
Not impatient at all
USA - Thursday, March 03, 2005 at 11:20:20 (EST)
perchance do you mean an 8 FOOT high fence not an 8 INCH fence?
WiF
USA - Thursday, March 03, 2005 at 11:19:16 (EST)
FVCKIN Nazi's are putting an 8" high fence topped off with w/barbed wire
outside my kitchen fvckin window as I type. Then comes the pole Lookout!
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DaBlob, RI USA - Thursday, March 03, 2005 at 11:15:27 (EST)
Anyone caught using the term "OWNED" is a dick.
That is all
USA - Thursday, March 03, 2005 at 10:57:06 (EST)
I'm gonna start an atheist-faith-based business, get fed funding, and tell
every fictional-cloud-being-worshipping moron that comes looking for work or
help to fvk off.
WiF
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USA - Thursday, March 03, 2005 at 10:28:45 (EST)
Mick Stingley reviews Danzig (glowingly) in NY. Nota bene: "He's not as svelte
as he used to be..."
USA - Thursday, March 03, 2005 at 10:22:04 (EST)
well iriver at least you can wear your official NFL Gay jersey now.
but not g@ylord
USA - Thursday, March 03, 2005 at 10:14:44 (EST)
So I can't wear my "Lord's Gym" t-shit?
iRiver
Phoenix
USA - Thursday, March 03, 2005 at 10:01:15 (EST)
yeah AWESOME new front page
ILL
USA - Thursday, March 03, 2005 at 09:55:40 (EST)
Fossett past LA, looks like he might make it. ETA- noon
insert
leaky Fossett joke here
USA - Thursday, March 03, 2005 at 09:21:58 (EST)
murder monkey chalks up
murder
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USA - Thursday, March 03, 2005 at 09:12:50 (EST)
awesome fresh front page
WiF
USA - Thursday, March 03, 2005 at 09:11:46 (EST)
I don't know why those spambots won't help Lester out with gambling. Drugs?
Who needs those?
Gingah Rale
USA - Thursday, March 03, 2005 at 07:45:25 (EST)
things really started going downhill after i bought that stupid bill buckner
ball at an auction....i feel 2½ times less than a man, just like....
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NY, NY USA - Thursday, March 03, 2005 at 00:34:27 (EST)
Denise Richards, 6 months pregnant with her second child, has filed for divorce
from Charlie Sheen. Simply no hope for the rest of us if these two crazy kids
can't make a go of it.
ed
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 23:39:58 (EST)
And will Sizzler be the featured band at this year's Hooker's Ball?
ed
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 23:36:36 (EST)
Vaginal Creme Davis is a pretty funny name, actually...
ed
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 23:34:05 (EST)
i didn't get that one either. chong get his awesome record yet?
doff
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 19:51:23 (EST)
sorbonni looks nothing like steve buscemi. no sense. in a million years.
you're too loud.
dingdongchong <
beebee@hotmail.com>
providence, RI USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 19:37:37 (EST)
UPDATE -- Time to break out that vat of butter.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 19:13:35 (EST)
Anyone know where I can play some online poker?
Lester
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 19:10:00 (EST)
yeah, whatever...GOOD DAY SIRS
IL
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 18:15:50 (EST)
Sneak, MJ have practice amp for you to borrow indef! It's a good one tho
I can't think of it's registered brand name at this moment. Will report back
to see if it's consistent with your skill level.
MJŪ
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 17:38:31 (EST)
hey why don't you two get a room?
MJŪ
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 17:31:58 (EST)
Impatient Lurker is definatly not Unidentified Lurker
doff
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 17:29:07 (EST)
no, you weren't late...IL was early...now put somethin' with eyes up there
IL
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 17:28:03 (EST)
so leaving an old front page up would be consistant with my M.O.
BSTC
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 17:24:50 (EST)
Fossett got fuel probs but still might make it
Fineas
Fogg update
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 17:07:19 (EST)
F) A 46 yr old man who has bleached his skin white, destroyed facial tissue
via excessive vanity cosmetic surgery, and has sex with young boys.
The Treuth
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 17:01:07 (EST)
A) man B) beast C) robot D) zombie E) man-beast robot zombie
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 16:58:08 (EST)
Not like an impatient lurker's ever been waiting outside HQ in an idling
vehicle.
Impatient Lurker
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 16:54:26 (EST)
question of the day-
Why Did Jesus
Have Long Hair Like a Homo?
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 16:43:31 (EST)
My infamous 70's Peavey practice amp has finally died after 10 yrs of 'use.'
Now what?
Sneak
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 16:36:49 (EST)
agreed pinter
WiF
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 16:21:50 (EST)
pinter. awesome.
doris
- Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 16:20:20 (EST)
damn damn DAMN
THIRD pic from bottom
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 16:08:32 (EST)
MY EYES!
MJŪ
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 16:08:31 (EST)
does multiple bands' bukkake on my face count as "getting laid"?
Tipsy
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 16:06:59 (EST)
oh to hell with it, just click on the 4th pic from the bottom. And at this
point you might as well look it in the eyes.
damn them DQs
got some serious puter skills
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 16:05:02 (EST)
guess she's so scary the hotlink won't work
I'm
teling ya do NOT look this in the eyes
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 16:01:40 (EST)
Was looking for the story on Star Jones suing a drag queen for looking too
much like her and the DQ's name, Flotilla DeBarge, led to this
page. And dog help me, but it led to this pic of Flawless
Sabrina
WiF of scariest sight eva
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 15:58:58 (EST)
Oh yeah, well here's MY new pet.
MJŪ
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 15:58:50 (EST)
So...Tipsy, been getting laid a bit more lately due to your WHORING AND SLEAZING
WITH OTHER B@NDS YOU CHEAP SLUTTY POETRY BITCH?
MJŪ
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 15:56:11 (EST)
Maybe impatient lurker shouldn't talk about timeliness.
BSTC
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 15:55:51 (EST)
Prince Chuck is the new winner of the Upper Middle Class Twit of the Year
Award.
ed
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 15:53:45 (EST)
and what exactly does that look mean?
.
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 15:52:15 (EST)
Prince Chuck Gets Loose Down Under
is
this his wedding or Monty Python out takes
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 15:51:13 (EST)
I was at that show and though you can safely argue it is in the past, I'd
be hesitant to say it occurred.
one what was there
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 15:22:07 (EST)
BSTC needs to change the front page...THAT SHOW ALREADY HAS OCCURRED IN THE
PAST
impatient lurker
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 14:55:55 (EST)
I give up on those tests. Damn them all.
ViC-20
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 14:27:40 (EST)
cyberbanging?
longpigs
= rampant stupidity
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 14:27:03 (EST)
My next pet:
KOL
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 14:11:23 (EST)
alrighty yon spalcheckerz- I only got a miserable 52 on the proofreader
test, but redeemed myself a tad with an 86 on the literacy
test
week off from school and I spend the day taking tests
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 14:07:56 (EST)
More for you literary types:
Lester
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 14:07:13 (EST)
ice cream coupon just blank space with little x-box in corner on damn work
puter
ice cream for I scream
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 14:04:45 (EST)
Yahoo! want's to buy us all ice cream to celebrate their birthday.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 13:50:01 (EST)
is it possible to score a 91 on one test and a 30 on the other?
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USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 13:41:04 (EST)
.
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 13:17:04 (EST)
Mean Joe - stop using that damned hippie computer.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 13:16:22 (EST)
Fuckers-I scored an 87 on the Zombie Test.
Sneak
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 13:11:41 (EST)
Cub reporter Doof, reports that Babe Kapler just hit a three run homer for
the Giants.
MJŪ
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 13:07:56 (EST)
Lestre, your links freeze my Commodore. What's up with that? Not only was
I not able to view yesterday's bit about how to handle the hecklers at next
gig, I couldn't take the zombie test. It makes me sdad. Much like a Tipsy Russel
/Anne Murray concert.
MJŪ
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 13:06:20 (EST)
Zombie Test Redux
Lester
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 12:55:58 (EST)
way to go KOL
.
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 12:47:37 (EST)
wrong zombie link there Lester. However I did find "The
Could You Give Me an Orgasm? Test". results...
O Master
You scored 87!
Damn...are you free tonight?
Test statistics:
Compared to users who took the test and are and in your age group:
100% had lower orgasmpoints scores.
WiF- that's right numero uno
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 12:46:34 (EST)
""I would dictate that all neo-conservatives get their nuts shot off with
a 12 gauge remington after getting butt raped by inner city gangs"
KOL from providence RI"
KOL takes the politics test
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 12:41:49 (EST)
Fossett gotz fuel problems
never
a gas station when you need one
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 12:32:14 (EST)
Compared to the most awful sound I've ever heard from each and every band,
Tipsy sounded like a canadian songbird.
Rocket Mold
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 12:23:50 (EST)
NERRRRDDDDSS!!!!
Lester
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 12:23:38 (EST)
While you bitches were trying to barracde yourselves in the basement, I scored
a 77 on the Zombie Scenario Survivor Test.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 12:18:47 (EST)
And this one I find disturbing they missed- Clam
Cleaver
WiF
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 12:15:49 (EST)
They did miss the old nickname for Fantasies
The Clam Shack
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 12:10:07 (EST)
well maybe that mustache is a bit suggestive. And does this qualify as too
racy for the NFL?
now if it was worm diggers I'd understand
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 12:07:34 (EST)
"Sometimes, it's good to give people the impression that you shot Elmo."
Lester
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 12:05:51 (EST)
clam digger? whatup with that? Let's see, any obscenity here?
conclusion- nope
WiF
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 12:05:04 (EST)
FACE FUCKER
hahaha
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 11:49:24 (EST)
Fossett is overflying Japan and screaming along at 330 knots
WiF
of live tracking
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 11:49:02 (EST)
1,121 words you can't have custom printed on a NFL licenced jersey. Randell
Gay not available for comment.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 11:46:54 (EST)
same result different methodology, ariver runs through him
more than one way to skin an html
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 11:45:29 (EST)
HOW ON EARTH DID YOU DO THAT???
iRiver Phoenix
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 11:35:27 (EST)
sdad = a simple three letter word that I'm obviously too clumsy to spall
correctly
.
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 11:34:35 (EST)
how sdad to go through life being called Grizzly
um... yeah that would be me
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 11:33:08 (EST)
quoth the quote mark
"hee hee hee"
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 11:30:56 (EST)
yeah
idiot
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 11:29:20 (EST)
somebody melt a couple pounds of butter and build a fire under the bathtub
WiF
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 11:28:47 (EST)
Best known for the lead role of Grizzly Adams, Dan Haggerty continues to
be one of the most popular western actors. Some interesting trivia: Opened "Haggerty's
Bistro" in Studio City, Ca. in 1991. The "Grizzly Adams" wilderness star is
the only person to have his star REMOVED from the Hollywood Walk of Fame. The
star was actually to honor another actor, the late DON Haggerty, and the committee
made an error in spelling. Eventually Dan received a legitimate star, now located
in front of Grauman's Chinese Theatre. Custom-built the motorcycles in "Easy
Rider". Was a Muscle Beach bodybuilder in the early sixties. Worked as an animal
trainer and stuntman. Marketed and sold a brand of barbeque sauce from his own
recipe.
ViC-6
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 11:27:56 (EST)
meet Bubba the 22 lb lobby
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 11:24:44 (EST)
ViC-Haggardly
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 11:16:46 (EST)
Sirs, we are interested in your rhyming talent and would like to speak with
you.
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The AC, Cumberland, RI USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 11:00:43 (EST)
I've never had more than 5 people even speak to me at the Decatur!
KOL
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 10:59:21 (EST)
oh ye of little faith
5 real, corporeal, separate, longpig entities
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 10:57:52 (EST)
Me, myslef, I, this guy, and moi.
The 5 people at the Defecatur
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 10:44:25 (EST)
10 years of yahoo
original page
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 10:03:58 (EST)
wolfowitz --> world bank =
bad
craziness
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 09:19:26 (EST)
At the Defecatur last night and no less than 5 people had effusive compliments
for the multiple-tipsyism on Saturday. Jeff Creep said that TV Smith loved the
intros and was disappointed he was jilted at the rock'n'roll altar by Tipsy.
Insists I Intro next time he comes through town.
WiF of inflating
eggo (that's right EGGO)
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 09:16:33 (EST)
I heard they were going to release a new commputer. The V!C 4&1/2
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 07:41:07 (EST)
There is a ref to the Lurkers in part time punks though...
iRiver Phoenix
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 04:20:41 (EST)
Wonder if you can order an NFL jersey that says "Psychologically Damaged"
ed
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 23:22:54 (EST)
MJ, the song was by The Members - Solitary Confinement
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USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 23:21:21 (EST)
I just wrote a song called Doctor Proctor's Gamble. Wanna hear it?
iRiver Runs though It
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 20:40:13 (EST)
In that case make it the Vic 6. ANYWAY, the best lurker in the world award
goes to FACE. the rest of you losers are worthless. Did you know FACE materialized
out of the fucking thin air at 3am last night with his plow as mj spun his wheels
in the snowbank out front my trailer?
MJŪ
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 20:02:37 (EST)
it does sound good...very funking good
ViC-20
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 18:27:02 (EST)
Wow, my last post looked like one of WiFs.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 18:00:35 (EST)
"Commodore engineered and manufactured the 'Video Interface Chip 6506' or
VIC1 for the video game market which was beginning to collapse. After not being
able to sell the chip, Commodore developed the VIC-20 as an inexpensive home
computer."
"There is a lot of debate over the origins '20' portion of the VIC-20
name but the Commodore Executive responsible for the VIC's development, and
the author of The Home Computer Wars, Michael Tomczyk, has stated repeatedly
that he choose the name simply because he thought it 'sounded good'."
Lester
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 17:59:49 (EST)
Hey a young guy's gotta do what he's gotta do in these uncertain economic
times.
Sneak
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 17:48:31 (EST)
TWENTY INCHES BABY!
ViC-20
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 17:44:59 (EST)
Hey wait a minute...I THOUGHT I saw Sneaks's '81 Marquis parked out back
of Amazing. Net...
MJŪ
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 17:41:24 (EST)
Exactly. The Vic-20 just doesn't sound very advanced. where was marketing?
I mean 20 WHAT? 20 centuries? 20 minutes? 20 ass boils?
MJŪ
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 17:39:47 (EST)
Hey Sneak, good song. Where did you write it?
MJŪ
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 17:38:09 (EST)
Vic-the porno store in metaltown sells the latest version of both the knob
gobbler and the ass master. You should upgrade.
Sneak
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 17:28:09 (EST)
first off, is Bailey actually lickin' on a strawberry ice cream cone? second,
you know how when you design and manufacture a machine, you want it to sound
impressive? like say, The ASS MASTER 5000...or the KNOB GOBBLER 2500...so what's
up with ViC-20?
ViC-20
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 17:24:27 (EST)
not really
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 17:21:29 (EST)
I ride on the retard bus
I kick and scream and put up a fuss
Short yellow wagon and its full of us
And we ride
And we ride
Gotta ride ride ride when you're special inside
Sneak
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 17:20:37 (EST)
Hey everybody, I just wrote a song called "Trucker Hat". Wanna hear it?
MJŪ
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 17:16:18 (EST)
Hey everybody! Vic-20 just edited my letter to the editor for me. Who knew?
MJŪ
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 17:15:27 (EST)
HEY I JUST BOUGHT A FUTON! IT WAS TIME! Thanks Lestre. Hey Ed, your radio
show is great. Good shit. Was that song dedication to the lurkers by the old
70's Brit punk band called the Lurkers?
MJŪ
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 17:14:25 (EST)
This explains much of my life- hipnagogic
state
WiF- gradute of Hypnagogic
State
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 16:57:05 (EST)
To the NFL it's naughty to be "GAY" but OK to be "BIN LADEN." You can be
a "NAZI" but not a "LESBIAN."
with all that ass patting
you'd think this wouldn't be an issue
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 16:53:18 (EST)
I always got the impression Loni was laminated and sandblasted a couple of
times a month to keep her skin as plastic-looking as possible.
ed
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 16:40:05 (EST)
fine complexion here
thinking bad thoughts about an underage girl who is now 50
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 16:30:09 (EST)
this was on some pathetic website: Who was hotter? Jan Smithers (Bailey)
or Loni? Loni...by far. I loved Bailey until I got to see her up close. Sadly
for her, her complextion wasn't the best. But you decide...
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 16:10:09 (EST)
is more.
ps
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 16:07:23 (EST)
Les.
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 16:07:12 (EST)
Herb Tarlek
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 16:00:59 (EST)
yeah, that's the one
sic vic
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 15:44:46 (EST)
I thought turkeys could fly....
Les Nessman
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 15:42:14 (EST)
Hippest WKRP musical moment was when Johnny Fever played Costello's "Goon
Squad".
Bailey
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 15:41:45 (EST)
17-year-old girl "wounded in the groin" by a .45 handgun during "bizarre
bedroom activities".
Lester
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 15:33:56 (EST)
Baby
If you've ever wondered,
Wondered about the DVD,
I'm sad to say that you'll never see
A DVD of WKRP
Lester
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 15:03:22 (EST)
one more to go for the murder monkey to put
the 1,500th notch on his toy gun
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 14:59:14 (EST)
futon bed = torture rack
manager of Abu Ghraib Futons
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 14:53:35 (EST)
It's the new wave of sleeping and I'm into new wave.
It's Time Time Time
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 14:43:28 (EST)
This one, you sick fuck?
Lester
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 14:33:19 (EST)
ok morbid request time...one of you eggheads might be able to find web vid.
from that guy that had set up his cam. in Champaign ILL to catch the last ride
of this train blowing through town...unfortunately what he caught was some poor
woman walking in front of and getting demolished by same train...
V.
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 14:23:23 (EST)
hedgehogs are funny
ViC-20.5
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 14:18:35 (EST)
and we could use an explanation of why vic appears in this url
v!c the horny
hedgehog (note- fear the rest of this site)
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 13:54:56 (EST)
nota bene- pic url
.
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 13:51:42 (EST)
Is it true Vic was on HOT 97 talking shit about Nas and Jay Z? And that someone
from the haymakers shot at Vic's posse outside Celtica?
Sneak
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 13:50:46 (EST)
how...the...? but...3:30 into it...says...VIC...anyway, thanks for wasting
another 4:21 OF MY LIFE; anyway, check out this link...ONLY IN SHEBOYGAN!
ViC-23
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 13:43:55 (EST)
too much v!c? apparently not for some
i love v!c
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 13:32:13 (EST)
this must turn your innards WiFFer
VIC-22
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 13:08:11 (EST)
that's way too much VIC but then again, can you really ever get enough VIC?
ViC-21
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 13:04:42 (EST)
hard to believe a v!c could be this smooth
polished maybe smooth
never
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 12:55:19 (EST)
Chaka Khan, I feel for you.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 12:47:11 (EST)
ya might SAY this...
yada yada
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 12:21:39 (EST)
v!c as a young
man (you decide- on left or right?)
v!c on his
first job interview
and v!c as we
currently know him
ya might this is too
much v!c
WiF
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 12:21:11 (EST)
German wants to build corpse factory in Poland. Because it worked out SOOOO
well 65 years ago.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 12:15:42 (EST)
American terrorists strike
yo
murder monkey, seen that anthrax killer lately?
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 11:55:55 (EST)
Lots of cool band/movie/TV show fonts.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 11:52:09 (EST)
no comment
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 11:23:59 (EST)
nope, tain't a line at all. it be micro spam links
upon further investigation
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 11:14:45 (EST)
it appears that the little dividing line that belongs up here is now currently
residing betwixt the texas holdem and my damn spam comment
word to the BSTC
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 11:12:12 (EST)
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 10:17:51 (EST)
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 11:03:23 (EST)
young fast Iraqis?
ViC-20
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 11:01:44 (EST)
And WHERE were these hot and willing teachers when I was 16?
WiF
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 10:49:07 (EST)
A man caught by police last summer on his 23rd birthday running naked and
covered in nacho cheese pleaded guilty Monday to burglary and four other charges.
just
decided how to celebrate my next birthday
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 10:48:17 (EST)
You pet lovers ain't gonna like this.
shades
of a 101 dalmations
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 10:35:57 (EST)
gleaned from same page (there be plenty-o-tech-sh!z
too)-
define- tofinfant
define- rape juice (not naughty,
honest)
5 steps to becoming an azzhole
and I'll leave you to categorize this
one...
It wants my magic bag. My magic tea bag. But you can't have my magic tea bag!
No! NEVER WILL YOU TAKE AWAY MY MAGIC TEA BAG! Open wide little dwarfy man!
WiF
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 10:31:02 (EST)
The rough translation of the word nyataimori is "Adorned body of a woman."
for enquiring minds
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 10:22:27 (EST)
actually V!C its "young fast iranians"
iRiver Phoenix
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 10:21:06 (EST)
If it smells like
fish, eat it. and don't forget to lick
your plate clean.
if you knew sushi like I knew sushi
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 10:19:51 (EST)
more here. this one from 1985...
iRiver
Phoenix
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 10:18:34 (EST)
Kinda cool..... Has strawdogs on it eventually.....
iRiver
Phoenix
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 10:17:51 (EST)
is it just me or did that spam swallow up some headroom?
WiF
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 09:19:08 (EST)
damn
spam
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 09:18:13 (EST)
my new favorite website (check the News section!):
http://members.tripod.com/~rutabagas/
doris
- Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 08:58:27 (EST)
They always said Glen was a
Cunt
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 23:58:01 (EST)
WalMart to close store in Quebec that unionized.
ed
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 22:38:21 (EST)
The Eagles of Death Metal
doris
- Monday, February 28, 2005 at 20:41:17 (EST)
Well, now I understand why KOL tells me he's not attracted to Asian girls.
GR
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 17:58:10 (EST)
but she does have nice "upholstery"
.
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 17:08:41 (EST)
upholstery? nope? wait is that a cigarette?
can't see the forest for the bush
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 17:08:00 (EST)
"You know, Punch-Out is a good game... but if it had more penises then it'd
be a GREAT game!"
your daily
dose of penis
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 17:03:48 (EST)
Mean Joe should do this to that annoying "Are you guys in a band" heckler.
Lester
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 17:03:20 (EST)
The Bradford native doesn't drive and has other travel restrictions, thanks
to his challenge of a law that the government won't allow him to see.
if we tell you we'd
have to kill you
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 17:01:21 (EST)
the upholstery...check the upholstery!
VIC-20
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 17:01:07 (EST)
I think you can improve on that v!c, how about "awl I wont is to halve my
peas of pi".
Tipsy's lyric helper
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 16:56:50 (EST)
decor?
WiF
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 16:54:40 (EST)
"all I want is to have my piece of pie" good, bad idea for song lyrics?
vIIIc
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 16:47:05 (EST)
WiF, observe same room "decor" in each vid.; same twat for sure.
veek
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 16:34:18 (EST)
that's one talented twat
veek
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 16:30:52 (EST)
Hateful cvnt Ann Coulter refers to Helen Thomas as an "old Arab".
Coulter
not fit to shine Thomas' shoes
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 16:29:00 (EST)
more Gannon Yogurt
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 16:25:50 (EST)
agreed on Ozzie lameness cover, made mole hill out of mountain
Leslie and Felix rule
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 16:16:13 (EST)
apparently when R2D2 gets drunk he does more than drive badly
and does C3PO know
about this?
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 15:52:03 (EST)
Optimus Prime will not be coming down for. . . whatever the fuck robots eat
for breakfast.
Lester
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 15:47:51 (EST)
No, even worse than Shinedown is the new Ozzy cover of 'Mississippi Queen'
featuring Jerry Cantrell, gospel backing vox in the final chorus, painfully
bad guitar histrionics, painfully bad multitracked ozzy vocals. It is the quintessential
HJY tune for 2005.
KOL
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 15:47:44 (EST)
v!c let's compare notes here. I say the
smoker is the same as the shooter.
WiF
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 15:47:24 (EST)
shinedown's cover of a simple man is on. right now. again.
v.
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 15:30:52 (EST)
for you suckers for malformed organic matter
Unfortunate Animal
of the Month Club
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 15:10:08 (EST)
You lying WHORE. You USED ME. You never LOVED ME. I hope you slide under
a gas truck and taste your own blood. DIE! DIE! DIE! I WANT MY RECORDS BACK!
I WANT MY RECORDS BACK! AAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Poet Laureate Sam Kinison
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 14:56:52 (EST)
poetry whore google yielded...
Cheating
Whore
Fuck the wind beneath my wings
Love isn't the song the bird sings
And I don't miss you anymore
You dirty cheating fucking whore
Fuck the hope that love will bring
Fuck the beauty of spring
Fuck you holding the key to my unlocked door
You a cheating fucking whore
Fuck those poems I wrote for you
Fuck those things I said I'd do...
red light
district Tipsy
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 14:39:36 (EST)
Tim Robbins gave Chris Rock the bird on stage last night?
Lester
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 14:34:58 (EST)
No Lurkers were drawn in by the promise of free beer.
Lester
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 14:26:34 (EST)
If I ever play in a band again, my stage names gonna be "Dick Carnal"
Lester
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 14:25:13 (EST)
Hey, at least I've written a song in the last two years..... Actually I'm
charging my double A so I can finish the album.
iRiver Phoenix
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 14:17:24 (EST)
Anybody watch Red Sox this Week last night?
MJŪ
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 14:10:53 (EST)
Hey Lestre, did any loser lurkers make it down for their free drink Saturday
night?
MJŪ
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 14:07:03 (EST)
Umm..hey iRiver, why don't you post that link to umm, that new "song" you
just wrote
MJŪ
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 14:06:00 (EST)
Upon death you will be received by seven virginal bacon double cheeseburgers.
McTerrorist
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 14:01:52 (EST)
"The IRON HYMEN Abstinence-Only Education Program is produced by the US Dept.
of Health & Human Services and the White House Office of Youth Purity"
Lester
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 13:22:58 (EST)
HI...that's all I got.
Gingah Rale
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 13:11:32 (EST)
not only velocity, but accuracy
WiF
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 13:10:47 (EST)
Another reason tennis is awesome.
Lester
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 13:08:52 (EST)
Total g@y-@ss g@yness.
Lester
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 13:01:45 (EST)
you can't help but play that one over and over and over again...
viiic
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 12:45:09 (EST)
this is art and poetry and sh!t all rolled into one
WiF
of not work friendly..... um..... pee? shooter
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 12:29:52 (EST)
I'm lousy
Lousy Blouse
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 12:24:04 (EST)
tv smith = goofiest on stage "dancing" EVER
vIc
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 12:10:05 (EST)
Oh yeah-I got Mudhoney 'march to fuzz' for $6.51 at Worst Buy yesterday.
KOL
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 12:10:03 (EST)
i played house of the deat once at the arcade. friggin zombies
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 12:04:54 (EST)
define "want/need"
viiic 20
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 12:01:05 (EST)
you know, that lousy t-shirt...
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 11:58:05 (EST)
"I'm going to stomp a mud hole in your ass."
Lester
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 11:57:09 (EST)
I didn't like "breakfast", but I liked "lunch". Not as much as "dinner" but
still.
iRiver Phoenix
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 11:55:49 (EST)
t-shirt?
doff
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 11:55:46 (EST)
Whatever. Tipsy would be jealous of what in bs@bennysizzler inbox. that shit
is art and poetry and all other shit that rules rolled into one
iRiver Phoenix
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 11:52:35 (EST)
I didn't like "The Gulag Archipelago", but I liked "One Day in the Life of
Ivan Denisovich". Not as much as Dostoyevsky's "House of the Dead," but still.
Lester
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 11:52:14 (EST)
PS to iRiver Phoenix. You are so jealous of Tipsy.
MJŪ
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 11:46:54 (EST)
The "bench" theory for Cocaine Invasion band at Sat's gig is very funny.
When do they start the draft?
MJŪ
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 11:45:54 (EST)
WOW! I just NOW got done signing autographs after sat's gig. FUCK ME. The
Sleazies were so good. Tight, great songs, good segues. LOVE Burr on second
guitar and backing vocals. he is my hero. And true, if you stood side stage
you heard stage sound-FAR better than PA sound.
MJŪ
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 11:44:17 (EST)
sleeping>eating>music>social interaction>TV>playstation>watching bug on wall>eating
cold soup>reading books.
iRiver Phoenix
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 11:43:37 (EST)
Things are going downhill quickly for some disabled vets.
Lester
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 11:43:13 (EST)
let's clarify. eggers came highly-recommended. have not read anything by
him but some who have were very impressed. the pubco thing is what's more impressive...only
slightly leavened by the fact that he has enough money to not make money. if
that makes sense. pulitzer prizes for lit tend to not wholly suck, as well.
as for the blog/liberrian thing....major beef is that the digerati continually
mock "dead tree versions" of anything as obsolete. not true. also, i'm in the
middle of reading gulag archipelago and i just would not want to read it on
a screen. k? k. that said, the following is another example of dirty not keeping
it clean:
doris
- Monday, February 28, 2005 at 11:41:13 (EST)
Literary-type arrested. Also uses poor grammar.
Lester
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 11:39:12 (EST)
i'm sorry you only got a t-shirt doff. i hope it was worth it.
iRiver Phoenix
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 11:36:26 (EST)
R2D2 arrested for drunk driving.
Lester
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 11:31:40 (EST)
...and TV Smith had some great songs. I was very surprised. As long as you
stood side stage you could hear some guitar, and Jamie sounded awesome.
doff
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 11:26:32 (EST)
Homer began his gay marriage ceremony by saying 'Queerly beloved, we are
gathered here today...'
the literary
snobbery is cover for g@y @ssness
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 11:25:23 (EST)
Last bottle of world's oldest single malt whiskey leaves Scotland. In other
news, TS is moving to Hong Kong.
Lester
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 11:24:14 (EST)
Wow, didn't know the lurk was such prose snobs. It must suck to be so smart.
doff
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 11:22:59 (EST)
THIS is for literary types only.
Lester Hemingway
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 11:14:47 (EST)
Whoever posted that Eggers interview in the "literary" title should have
his publishing company taken away.
Lester
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 10:58:16 (EST)
I am in agreeance. The sound was fucked. I thought the Living Room got the
old Lupo's sound system, but then someone told me it was the Met's. Who was
doing sound anywhoo? Cocain Invasion did introduce something new to the punk
rock table that I can't believe hasn't been done before. A bench. You know -
for substitutes. They had like 7 or 8 guys in the group but only 4 instruments.
There might have been some on stage bickering about playing time though.
doff
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 10:47:39 (EST)
is that deserve as in punishment?
.
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 10:44:20 (EST)
How were the midnight adverts?
Sneak
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 10:44:04 (EST)
poetic bukkake indeed
Tipsy on the repost
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 10:43:01 (EST)
hey it's like jeopardy in that I gave the answer and now there is no question.
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 10:41:30 (EST)
be very paranoid....
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 10:41:06 (EST)
"want/need" = deserve
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 10:40:19 (EST)
spam
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 10:38:00 (EST)
Do the kids really want/need tipsy or are you all indulging his self fullfillment
in an auto-erotic bad poetry maual release on a crowd of puzzled members.
iRiver Phoenix
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 10:33:33 (EST)
holy blown tweeter; me n' Mitch Cumstein stayed to the bitter end and I do
mean bitter; good to bump into you WR and KOL...oh and Tipsy, we're gonna have
to shorten your leash
v!c
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 10:22:41 (EST)
really, what can you do?
non-do'ing dude
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 10:09:38 (EST)
the real obscenity isn't in printing pictures of dead babies - it's in our
passivity, which allows these people to be slaughtered.
while the murder monkey
fluffs Halliburton's bottom line...
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 10:00:51 (EST)
Hey who blew Tipsy's tweeter?
Married Whore
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 09:54:39 (EST)
blown tweeter indeed
Tipsy
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 09:33:35 (EST)
i want slota to do a benny sizzler/phil collins "mash up"
DO IT NOW!
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 08:40:47 (EST)
Hey! I was at that Donnas/Joan Jett show-like 2 or 3 yrs ago right? I was
trying to get the donna that thinks she's ace frehley to come home with me,
turns out they are ALL TALK.
KOL
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 07:56:42 (EST)
Nice show ed! You're rockin' my mornin'.
IvyLeagueChef
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 07:14:48 (EST)
The sound last night was the most horrid I've heard since the Joan Jett/
Donnas debacle at the Brown hockey rink. Even Tipsy sounded like a blown tweeter.
Boy Orbison
USA - Sunday, February 27, 2005 at 22:15:27 (EST)
you mean this un?
PTP
USA - Sunday, February 27, 2005 at 22:09:33 (EST)
Thanks. Part Time Punks is just about the funniest song ever written. Still
blisteringly accurate, too.
ed
USA - Sunday, February 27, 2005 at 18:59:39 (EST)
Here they come lalalalalala the part time punks. Nice show ed. Love that
one.....
iRiver Phoenix
USA - Sunday, February 27, 2005 at 17:28:25 (EST)
Had a blast rockin out with you and the Midnight Creeps. Loading gear is
my fav. I'll send those pics right out
Adam Allard <
TheDrummer1981@sbcglobal.net>
Colchester, Ct USA - Sunday, February 27, 2005 at 14:57:06 (EST)
If you missed it, my recent guest dj appearance is now archived and available.
ed
USA - Sunday, February 27, 2005 at 13:56:25 (EST)
Way too many good-looking 16-year girls at the Living Room last night. Hope
my parole officer doesn't find out....
ed
USA - Sunday, February 27, 2005 at 13:54:37 (EST)
successfully hijacked a WiFi, many happy returns
and now I'm Tipsy bound
USA - Saturday, February 26, 2005 at 17:02:59 (EST)
...makes me jealous. financial independence does that.
did not know byrne has oscar & golden globe. former smith hill weiner-slinger
now has a backing band consisting of microsoft powerpoint. wtf.
- Saturday, February 26, 2005 at 16:58:39 (EST)
ooooh and don dons the foil....
dirty
- Saturday, February 26, 2005 at 16:50:18 (EST)
BRITISH SEA POWER @ Middle East the 17th of May in the year of our lord 2005.
Junior Kimbrough
USA - Saturday, February 26, 2005 at 16:32:20 (EST)
Dave Eggers is a syntax-impaired literary hack.
TS
USA - Saturday, February 26, 2005 at 16:10:38 (EST)
We are scientists in our lab Looking through a microscope Those little glass
slides they never lie How can this small mind cope?
Tanks Don
USA - Saturday, February 26, 2005 at 15:32:23 (EST)
What does a drunken DJ sound like?
click on the
top link
USA - Saturday, February 26, 2005 at 10:05:00 (EST)
Good one Don. So I turn on IFC (which rules) and Dinner for 5 last
night has Joey Pants, Janeane Garofalo, David Byrne and ..... Eggers. He was
all about McSweeney's and little else, other than real estate prices (Brooklyn
vs Frisco.) If you see it you'll prob'ly wanna tell Janeane of PC and Pants
to shaddup and eat.
doris
- Saturday, February 26, 2005 at 09:20:32 (EST)
Ah, the age old dilema: fantasy baseball vs. fantasy cloud beings.
doff
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 22:35:59 (EST)
jeeez like 6 years experience in rotiss and ein-fucking-stein commish me
sets our live draft for.....easter morning. the zealots are all over me like
stink on shit.
boris the pagan?
- Friday, February 25, 2005 at 21:18:27 (EST)
Literary Types
Only
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 19:08:29 (EST)
OH SNAP. anyway, see you intrepid show goers tomorree night
veek
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 18:00:36 (EST)
How many weeks ago did WR make that man-date joke?
doff
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 17:57:31 (EST)
I got married when I got bored with your mother, William Radcliffe.
TS
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 17:54:40 (EST)
CHONG! You like thitysomething too?!! I have the entire first 4 seasons on
DVD!
MJŪ
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 17:51:11 (EST)
Just ordered 1284 pages of proof of the murder monkey's torture agenda in
the junta's own words. Guess I'll have plenty of reading material to last me
a couple of months. The interviews with the editor a worth a look (currently
lusting after one hot lawyer).
WiF
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 17:13:34 (EST)
File this one under- Products we never EVER want to see
Gannon Yogurt
WiF
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 16:52:03 (EST)
looks like the White House replaced Gannon with another planted g@y phony
journalist.
WiF
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 16:49:38 (EST)
Well imagine this, someone does something stupid and reprehensible, then
admits it, suspends himself and apologizes to the parties concerned. To bad
the murder monkey doesn't read, maybe he'd learn somthing from this story.
WiF
of accountability
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 16:48:08 (EST)
remember me?
Bill
Maher
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 16:40:32 (EST)
That's right, GARNISH.
WiF
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 16:24:04 (EST)
I think INB stands for something-something-Bar
clueless also
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 16:21:30 (EST)
So what exactly is the INB?
ed
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 16:16:56 (EST)
And Karen Adams is still the best looking drag queen of them all.
Walter Cryan
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 16:15:39 (EST)
I'm going to pick up the GD white trashometer (read: blue van) IF THAT MEANS
ANYTHING AT ALL TO ANY OF YOU
v!c
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 16:14:41 (EST)
Kansas AG Phill Kline looks like Dan Ayckroyd in his "Fred Garvin, Male Prostitute"
character, which would be funny except that Kline is a complete fascist.
ed
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 16:08:23 (EST)
why yes as a matter of fact it isn't.
dirty
- Friday, February 25, 2005 at 16:06:29 (EST)
smelly g@y google yielded-
"The riper the better," one pit pig enthuses. "Whoever invented deodorant should
be put in jail." And certainly a well-scented underarm, brimming with lust-producing
pheromones and reeking of male sweat, can be a
powerful dick-hardener. "I could bury my face in there and snuffle around
for hours,"says the pit pig.
WiF of ( never
mind that's close enough)
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 15:57:29 (EST)
THAT is paparazzo MONEY SHOT.
veek
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 15:50:50 (EST)
re: mj theory.....crapola
chong
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 15:36:05 (EST)
Okay okay, some of you are gayer than others as indicated by some of you
dressing and smelling better than others. ANYWAY, where da FUCK did that picture
of KANUNU come from? and is it for real?
MJŪ
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 15:30:40 (EST)
Keanu Heaves
Lester
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 15:24:57 (EST)
Garnish fetish?
Lester
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 15:14:07 (EST)
It's the first Gannon joke-off
I said JOKE-off ya jerk
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 15:12:15 (EST)
nice 250% scalping!
stubsy
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 15:06:56 (EST)
gee this sounds familiar
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 14:55:12 (EST)
If MJ's theory is right, I've really got to work on my accessorising
WiF
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 14:29:47 (EST)
doris, is that a g@y come-on ?
donff
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 14:25:20 (EST)
i think we're ALL putting our g@y @ss cocks on display in our own sad, sad
way.
doff
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 14:23:58 (EST)
don stubhub.com dood
dirty
- Friday, February 25, 2005 at 14:17:15 (EST)
you get the idea
v.
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 14:16:08 (EST)
what a firestorm of pro-g@yness
v!!!k
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 14:11:15 (EST)
Speaking of gay: Superman may be a dick, but Jimmy Olsen is still his best
gal. Uh, I mean pal. Okay, I meant gal pal.
Lester
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 14:02:11 (EST)
See? Just what I mean. That hand has some gay in him.
MJŪ
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 13:50:51 (EST)
Does the Sizz need a DJ?
Lester
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 13:49:44 (EST)
Okay, here's my theory. If you are involved in the arts in any way, shape,
or form-and I mean from drag shows, acting, to punk rock band- you have some
gay in you. Seriously. Hear me out. You have to. You are in touch with a side
that is far deeper (and cooler) than the average straight loser on the street.
You rehearse, you work it out, you make it "just right" so your show is entertaining
for others.
MJŪ
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 13:49:31 (EST)
Doff, don't forget about the mighty Todd Walker. Throw at him, too. Also
at the Cub's third base coach.
Lester
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 13:44:05 (EST)
I remember playing shows at Jacque's in Boston and my friend's brother was
staring at the asian drag queens/trannies shooting pool. He said they were the
hottest girls he'd ever seen and was completely oblivious to the reality of
the situation. After being told the truth, he was really quiet for a bit, then
said "fuck it, I'd still bang them!"
KOL
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 13:41:48 (EST)
agreed ed, the singing anus was definitely of a superior quality, not to
mention an actual "talent" rather than puter generated sh!z
a concurring lurker
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 13:34:06 (EST)
The Asia/Gingah Rale controversy is so very funny. Funniest drag queen mj
ever had the pleasure to work with was Miss Kiki at Don Hill's.
MJŪ
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 13:32:33 (EST)
he v!c, you can catch the recrowning downtown tonight before you head to
the Shinebrown show.
Though Gingah Rale says she was deprived of her rightful moment of glory at
the pageant, she will officially be crowned Miss Gay Rhode Island 2005 tonight,
in a ceremony at the Dark Lady bar downtown.
WiF
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 13:32:05 (EST)
The singing anus in Pink Flamingos was a lot funnier, and had better taste
in music.
ed
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 13:26:38 (EST)
Forgot the link
Sneak
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 13:25:57 (EST)
whatsa matter vic, did it move?
.
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 13:24:56 (EST)
Vic's just bitter about the whole Asia/Ginger Rale controversy.
Sneak
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 13:24:35 (EST)
Vic=homophobic?
Gay Lurker
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 13:17:55 (EST)
Lestre you are a bitch. That has to be the hardest ticket to get eva. Don't
want to admit how long I wasted in sox virtual waiting room. I heard Shill is
going to throw at Nomar.
doff
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 13:14:52 (EST)
A history lesson for the uninformed. Click on sounds. (No Gary Gilmore's
Eyes though.)
Adverts and Others
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 13:09:54 (EST)
oh we got fags on this lurk...can be no question now
v!!!c
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 13:00:49 (EST)
whosoever fucks Dred Durst deserves the noteriety
v!!!c
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 12:58:57 (EST)
The "T-Mobile Terrorist" strikes again. Fred Durst is apparently still getting
laid.
Lester
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 12:51:36 (EST)
HA! Single game tickets for the Cubs went on sale this morning, and I scoreD
a ticket for the Red Sox at Wrigley in June.
Lester
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 12:46:18 (EST)
two words-
singing penis
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 12:41:50 (EST)
i exist to serve, vic. don, prob'ly an IE plugin thing more than an OS thing.
it *is* after all Mess'N. north foster received less than one quarter of one
foot of snow. da.
boris
- Friday, February 25, 2005 at 12:38:02 (EST)
I always thought the INB was named after the hottie behind the tap.
Man Janesfield
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 12:34:47 (EST)
I'm not sure doris, but I think you and your library friend just insulted
me. I'll get back to you when I figure it out.
doff
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 12:32:53 (EST)
give that three-legger a hearty pat on the noggin for me; show apparently
a tribute/party for Andy Conn, killed in a house fire this winter
viiic
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 12:26:14 (EST)
Yeah, what he said! HAHAHAHA--that pic of Dexter is funny (not sure why).
Just gonna go meet that dog, see what's up with her, and push for Amy to feature
her on B101 next week. BTW, all sickness gone? How'd that happen? See you all
tomorrow.
Gingah Rale
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 12:07:55 (EST)
no but it provides some amusement which's gotta mean SOMETHING
v!!!c
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 12:01:00 (EST)
fat sweaty and stupid is no way to go through life son. here is something
that makes me jealous. yes, he kissed the grail....hope this link ....
works....
doris
- Friday, February 25, 2005 at 11:58:21 (EST)
I have to work at the Ironically Named Bar. As I offered before, and Lurkers
that show up pre-g!g get a free drink.
Lester
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 11:34:16 (EST)
did I forget to mention half to three-quarter in the bag?
ps
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 11:30:24 (EST)
dirt, no one will be satisfied until you're seen stumbling through the club
door sweating profusely having just run a quarter mile to catch your beloved
Benny when Benny doesn't hit stage for another hour; THAT is entertainment my
friend
veek
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 11:30:01 (EST)
vic. sorry.
dirty
- Friday, February 25, 2005 at 11:24:15 (EST)
one for the Wake.......
"American Library Association president Michael Gorman is not too fond of
bloggers and blogging. '[The] Blog People (or their subclass who are interested
in computers and the glorification of information) have a fanatical belief in
the transforming power of digitization and a consequent horror of, and contempt
for, heretics who do not share that belief... Given the quality of the writing
in the blogs I have seen, I doubt that many of the Blog People are in the habit
of sustained reading of complex texts. It is entirely possible that their intellectual
needs are met by an accumulation of random facts and paragraphs.'"
doris
- Friday, February 25, 2005 at 11:16:26 (EST)
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GR
USA - Tuesday, February 22, 2005 at 19:10:25 (EST)
Someone please tell MJŪ that doing Pokey and being chosen Pokey in an online
quiz are two completly different things.
doff
USA - Tuesday, February 22, 2005 at 19:02:35 (EST)
I'm Bellhorn, too. Here's a funny picture instead.
GR
USA - Tuesday, February 22, 2005 at 18:51:09 (EST)
I'm manny!
Chong
USA - Tuesday, February 22, 2005 at 18:50:15 (EST)
DEAR ABBY: I have just had an upsetting experience. I walked into my local
public library this morning to find a man angrily confronting one of the librarians.
I don't eavesdrop, but there was no way to miss what he was saying because
he was shouting. Apparently, when it was his turn to be helped, he was on
his cell phone and refused to hang up. She informed him that she would help
the next person in line, and then help him when he had finished his conversation.
Part of his problem, according to him, was that he was so involved with his
cell phone call that he hadn't heard what the librarian said! I don't feel
that was the librarian's fault. I don't see why she and the other people in
line should have been expected to wait for him to finish his call, and I certainly
don't understand why he felt entitled to intimidate this woman. His anger
upset me, and I wasn't even involved, so I can only imagine how she must have
felt. She was visibly shaking after he left. Isn't it time for some rules
of conduct for cell phone use? -- COURTESY, PLEASE, IN SPRINGFIELD, MO. DEAR
C.P.: It should not be necessary to have written rules of conduct for cell
phone users. Common sense and basic good manners should apply. The librarian
was within her rights to take the next person in line if the one in front
of her was preoccupied. And if the man was belligerent and intimidating, she
was also within her rights to have a security guard escort him out.
WR
Gingah Rale, USA - Tuesday, February 22, 2005 at 18:45:24 (EST)
I = Bellhorn as well.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, February 22, 2005 at 18:27:37 (EST)
Just great. I scored John Marzano.
KOL
USA - Tuesday, February 22, 2005 at 18:25:36 (EST)
Mike Mills rushed to the hospital.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, February 22, 2005 at 18:24:07 (EST)
Hey, shouldn't the WiF be Bellhorn ?
doff
USA - Tuesday, February 22, 2005 at 18:19:58 (EST)
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You scored as Mark Bellhorn. You are Mark Bellhorn! You are
extremely quiet, which makes you mysterious. You don't express your
emotions a lot or smile, but when you do it can brighten up a person's
day! You are also very humble and nice and don't let your talents, as
well as looks, go to your head. Ring my Bellhorn!
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Mark Bellhorn
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Johnny Damon
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67% |
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Jason Varitek
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63% |
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Kevin Millar
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57% |
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Theo Epstein
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47% |
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Manny Ramirez
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47% |
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David Ortiz
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Curt Schilling
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Which Red Sox Player Are
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doff
USA - Tuesday, February 22, 2005 at 18:18:05 (EST)
Death Hair Metal
Black Blond
USA - Tuesday, February 22, 2005 at 17:45:59 (EST)
NEWSFLASH -- First Lady Suzanne Carcieri was admitted to the cardiac unit
at Rhode Island Hospital.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, February 22, 2005 at 17:28:06 (EST)
Sean can pull out that ole bunny suit iffen you want
WR
USA - Tuesday, February 22, 2005 at 17:25:48 (EST)
When is that Waterdog reunion, Muddy?
WR
USA - Tuesday, February 22, 2005 at 17:14:56 (EST)
meant for this pic with that one, but....
flunked out of html fer dummies
USA - Tuesday, February 22, 2005 at 17:11:12 (EST)
and remember boys and girls, torture begins at home.
Welcome to Mr Abu
Ghraib's Neighborhood
USA - Tuesday, February 22, 2005 at 17:09:33 (EST)
Would you like to be Vice President of The Dukes of Hazard?
Yee-Haw!
USA - Tuesday, February 22, 2005 at 16:58:17 (EST)
The really great thing about Fayetteville is that the nights are so clear
you can see the crosses burning for hundreds of miles around.
ed
USA - Tuesday, February 22, 2005 at 16:34:36 (EST)
That really is a disturbing picture.
ed
USA - Tuesday, February 22, 2005 at 16:33:14 (EST)
Mmmmmmmmm.....bacon whores........
Homer J Simpson
USA - Tuesday, February 22, 2005 at 16:32:45 (EST)
So which of the Gayborhoods is Eva and which is Zsa Zsa?
ed
USA - Tuesday, February 22, 2005 at 16:32:05 (EST)
Previous record holder was the time in 1984 (1985?) that Mike Scott, some
other RIU people and myself drove down to Washington for the CMJ convention.
It was the week that "We Are The World" was released, and we decided that
we would spend the entire drive scanning the radio for the song. When we found
it we had to listen to it from that point to the conclusion. We heard it probably
60 or 70 times on the way down. Fortunately, Jason & the Scorchers played
a show that night and we were able to blow the damned thing out of our heads.
ed
USA - Tuesday, February 22, 2005 at 16:30:24 (EST)
Abba road trip guy redefines the word "masochist".
ed
USA - Tuesday, February 22, 2005 at 16:25:44 (EST)
Now can someone get Jimmy Eat World to break up?
ed
USA - Tuesday, February 22, 2005 at 16:24:51 (EST)
judge returns suffering woman to her torturers
must
be trying out for the bush junta staff
USA - Tuesday, February 22, 2005 at 16:07:52 (EST)
Chong needs to be put on suicide watch.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, February 22, 2005 at 16:04:35 (EST)
HA! "Taint"
Lester
USA - Tuesday, February 22, 2005 at 16:03:37 (EST)
I promise the dirtiest lapdance will be left to taint your performance
Tipsy
USA - Tuesday, February 22, 2005 at 15:57:07 (EST)
Christain rap. "Baby Got Bible" Oy vay.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, February 22, 2005 at 15:51:09 (EST)
Abba road trip.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, February 22, 2005 at 15:29:08 (EST)
FILTHY
USA - Tuesday, February 22, 2005 at 15:14:56 (EST)
filty dirty
v!c
USA - Tuesday, February 22, 2005 at 15:13:43 (EST)
Vic, I'm with you. I don't feel too comfortable sharing Tipsy with other
b@nds. It somehow feels DIRTY
MJŪ
USA - Tuesday, February 22, 2005 at 15:06:09 (EST)
When I went out at lunchtime there was what I thought must be the scent
of an impending geeg in the air.....
.....either that or the brownfields are thawing out.
Tipsy currently sharpening pencils
USA - Tuesday, February 22, 2005 at 15:02:31 (EST)
feverish preparations Thursday down basement
v!c
USA - Tuesday, February 22, 2005 at 14:42:23 (EST)
on the Negroponte tip...
Barrera . . . recalled how he nearly suffocated people with rubber masks,
how he attached wires to their genitals and shocked them with electricity,
how he tore off a man's testicles with a rope. "We let them stay in their
own excrement," he said, his gold front tooth reflecting the dim lamplight.
"When they were very weak, we would take them to disappear."
rope + testicles + one good
yank = - testicle
USA - Tuesday, February 22, 2005 at 14:23:02 (EST)
of course what one court gives another takes away
an
act of fvking supreme meanness
USA - Tuesday, February 22, 2005 at 14:12:08 (EST)
Court to stop blocking death's sweet embrace
an
act of vegetable kindness
USA - Tuesday, February 22, 2005 at 14:09:24 (EST)
I can see the Fox headline tonight- Thousands Cry at the Sight of the Great
& Mighty Bush
WiF
of neurotoxins on the breeze
USA - Tuesday, February 22, 2005 at 13:48:46 (EST)
It's a cross between the two but mostly leans towards the Martin Short
Hepburn parody.
MJŪ
USA - Tuesday, February 22, 2005 at 13:45:05 (EST)
.
USA - Tuesday, February 22, 2005 at 13:37:12 (EST)
Does she do the young-talk-fast-through-her-teeth Hepburn or old-shimmy-shake-unintelligble-quavery-voice
Hepburn?
an enquiring mind
USA - Tuesday, February 22, 2005 at 13:34:52 (EST)
Hey did anyone see Rich Little's...er I mean Kate Blanchett's portratal
of Kate Hepburn in the Aviator?
MJŪ
USA - Tuesday, February 22, 2005 at 13:25:58 (EST)
yeah, let's!
v!c
USA - Tuesday, February 22, 2005 at 13:23:58 (EST)
Hey everybody, call the Neighborhoods the Gayborhoods!
MJŪ
USA - Tuesday, February 22, 2005 at 13:22:37 (EST)
oh muddy briefs
v!c
USA - Tuesday, February 22, 2005 at 13:18:32 (EST)
Why would anyone care to bring up my first band from 16, yes 16 years ago?
I would in fact pick courage to be since I was the only VOR'r capable and
willing to defend myself.
Muddy Briefs
USA - Tuesday, February 22, 2005 at 13:03:15 (EST)
Okay, this picture is too disturbing to post directly on the site.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, February 22, 2005 at 12:49:51 (EST)
Oh. My. God. I fucking love this country! All you hippies are like "America
sucks!" but holy shit - I can pay some hot chick to come to my apartment and
cook me bacon! America rules!
Lester
USA - Tuesday, February 22, 2005 at 12:45:29 (EST)
Yet another SUV-Point-And-Laugh-With-Derision Alert
OPEC
dun got them over the barrel
USA - Tuesday, February 22, 2005 at 12:39:45 (EST)
Why you shouldn't rub Icy Hot on your face.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, February 22, 2005 at 12:28:32 (EST)
And I was just looking into jobs in Fayetteville. How convenient.
WR
Gingah Rale, USA - Tuesday, February 22, 2005 at 12:25:19 (EST)
Providence native and occasional Blacktail Magazine model Blu Cantrell
is in there too.
Hi, How are you?
USA - Tuesday, February 22, 2005 at 12:19:45 (EST)
Anybody wanna crank call Fred Durst? Here are all the phone numbers stored
in Paris Hilton's cell phone.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, February 22, 2005 at 12:13:26 (EST)
Hey, let's all move to Fayetteville!!
Lester
USA - Tuesday, February 22, 2005 at 12:09:11 (EST)
is it just me, or is the phrase "voice of reason" the most out place phrase
ever seen on the lurk?
many voices of an unreasoning and unreasonable variety
USA - Tuesday, February 22, 2005 at 12:07:02 (EST)
So if Voice of Reason got into a fistfight with Courage To Be, who would
win?
I
mean VOR has Dreary Ted
USA - Tuesday, February 22, 2005 at 12:00:26 (EST)
Americans rank presidents: Iran-Contra, blowjobs and war outrank freeing
the slaves and being the father of the country.
Also to note in the article -- one of the experts quoted is a born
and bred Rhode Islander as well as the founding member of the Upper Crust.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, February 22, 2005 at 11:54:46 (EST)
It's funny cause they both are wearing brand new sweatshirts. Those things
have never been in the wash. They still have that shine! That's so fucking
funny!
Positive Mental Outlook
USA - Tuesday, February 22, 2005 at 11:46:01 (EST)
PETA: "We don't know the difference between Alaska and Alabama, but trust
us, fish are smart and feel pain."
Lester
USA - Tuesday, February 22, 2005 at 11:43:48 (EST)
Johnny Carson: "I didn't think Chevy Chase could ad-lib a fart after a
baked-bean dinner."
Lester
USA - Tuesday, February 22, 2005 at 11:39:27 (EST)
Some have suggested that "Walker Together - Rocker Together" is the best
roll over of all time.
doff
USA - Tuesday, February 22, 2005 at 11:37:12 (EST)
"Get off my back, Mom!"
Lester
USA - Tuesday, February 22, 2005 at 11:35:02 (EST)
Expert on crack-smoking monkeys testifies at Robert Blake murder trial.
No, really.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, February 22, 2005 at 11:31:52 (EST)
S Korea kicks our dollar when it's down
advice-
start learning Chinese
USA - Tuesday, February 22, 2005 at 11:05:03 (EST)
ten = teen
iffen you squint
USA - Tuesday, February 22, 2005 at 10:58:51 (EST)
Is that a Fid's onsie with an easy access crotch with snaps to aid in diaper
changing?
available
in ten sizes for all them suburban "punks"
USA - Tuesday, February 22, 2005 at 10:58:03 (EST)
American soldiers traumatised by fighting in Iraq and Afghanistan are to
be offered the drug ecstasy to help free them of flashbacks and recurring
nightmares.
sounds
more like a recruitment technics
USA - Tuesday, February 22, 2005 at 10:52:34 (EST)
The FID's are
fuckin Sellouts!
USA - Tuesday, February 22, 2005 at 10:50:54 (EST)
I once played with CRIMPLEMANIA the all crimpshrine beatles cover band.
They were the best band ever. Way better than that whak shit yuor talking
about.
Mr A!
USA - Tuesday, February 22, 2005 at 10:43:47 (EST)
Not of the same quality as Dred Zepplin, but Beatallica
be some funny sh!t. And strangely it's the Beatles legal folks bugging and
Lars that loves the band, instead of the usual Metallica full frontal legal
assault. Check out the tunes.
How can you miss with titles like Sgt.
Hetfield's Motorbreath Pub Band or I
Want To Choke Your Band?
WiF of Leper Madonnas oozing sores
USA - Tuesday, February 22, 2005 at 10:41:06 (EST)
Realized after signing off last night that I'd neglected to wish Malcolm
X a happy 40th deathday.
WiF
USA - Tuesday, February 22, 2005 at 09:42:47 (EST)
two theories on Hunter- a) he had some illness and checked out minus the
painful decay (he'd been having severe back problems for one) or b) big batch
of bad drugs brought on bad craziness at hitherto unreached levels.
pass the peyote and the ammo
USA - Tuesday, February 22, 2005 at 09:39:19 (EST)
I'd rather not see what Metal Mike is looking like these days.
Sneak
USA - Tuesday, February 22, 2005 at 09:31:59 (EST)
"If The Kids Are United" doesnt just cover itself man, you need some comfortable
sweats for that kinda action. Also, you need to do some serious stretching
first. Without a warm up session you're sure to blow out your back.
I'm still giggling over
USA - Tuesday, February 22, 2005 at 09:11:54 (EST)
I like how Ian and Kevin are both wearing comfortable sweats. Very cool.
Now find me some pictures of the angry samoans dammit!
Betamax
USA - Tuesday, February 22, 2005 at 04:25:26 (EST)
A:The 7-Eleven was all out of Cyanide Big Gulps.
Rocky Rickets
USA - Tuesday, February 22, 2005 at 00:49:15 (EST)
So if he was so great, why did he blow his own brains out? Was he not getting
enough royalty money to feed his family or what? Was no one listening to what
he had to say?? Does that mean Christopher Hitchens will be next to die by
his own hand? The New York Post wants to know...
Jhonn Balance
USA - Monday, February 21, 2005 at 23:23:15 (EST)
"It is a nervous thing to consider: Not just four more years of Nixon,
but Nixon's last four years in politics - completely unshackled, for the first
time in his life, from any need to worry about who might or might not vote
for him the next time around. If he wins in November, he will finally be free
to do whatever he wants...or maybe 'wants' is too strong a word for right
now. It conjures up images of Papa Doc, Batista, Somoza; jails full of bewildered
'political prisoners' and the constant cold-sweat fear of jackboots suddenly
kicking your door off its hinges at four A.M."
Hunter S. Thompson
USA - Monday, February 21, 2005 at 19:00:16 (EST)
Paris
hacked
USA - Monday, February 21, 2005 at 17:32:12 (EST)
-This year, the U.S. trade deficit with China may top $170 billion, up
more than 27-fold over the past 16 years.
-Exports to Wal-Mart stores alone account for about 1% of the Chinese economy.
the
real china syndrome
USA - Monday, February 21, 2005 at 16:25:05 (EST)
I sorry, I am very ner
nervous. All day I do a, I do brown water from my
anus not a solid but, uh, like a water. I have a difficulty with your culture
but also your magnificent food. Uh, it is a very nice and a we hope, uh, were
here there will be a chance in a Kazakhstan that they will have American restaurant
will open, uh, a restaurant. "All day I do a, I do brown water from my anus
not a solid but, uh, like a water."
And I a sorry if I made a smell before. I did not want to be, uh, embarrass
from this, but, uh, you are all a good people.
17 minutes of wool
over eyes action
USA - Monday, February 21, 2005 at 16:22:42 (EST)
that's very different, never mind
Emily WiFtella
USA - Monday, February 21, 2005 at 15:50:55 (EST)
Wif, thats bc you are looking at their archives....I'm seeing 106 users
at this moment...
Sneak
USA - Monday, February 21, 2005 at 15:20:11 (EST)
Stumbled onto a noiseboard link, had to laugh when I realized the bottom
of the page showed 3 users online. I remember back when the field trip was
in affect and they generally had 40-70 users on at once.
WiF
USA - Monday, February 21, 2005 at 15:17:49 (EST)
RI homeless/runaway youth is up 273% since 1998.
Kids on the Street
USA - Monday, February 21, 2005 at 15:14:54 (EST)
Never heard it called a looney before, but in that spirit....
Yet
another severed looney alert
USA - Monday, February 21, 2005 at 14:43:41 (EST)
I musta replaced that cassette at least 3 times. Most recent has In your
ear price tag of $3.99!!! Still works though. Hate listening to Upsy Daisy
'cause o the cleaned up lyrics on Respectable Street.
WR
Gingah Rale, USA - Monday, February 21, 2005 at 14:31:24 (EST)
Not only did I spot the queen, I spotted the looney.
ed
USA - Monday, February 21, 2005 at 14:30:29 (EST)
sh!t
meet
fan
USA - Monday, February 21, 2005 at 14:28:19 (EST)
Doff-do you own the hellacopters' 'Cream of the Crap Vol 1'? Tis all early
singles and stuff. I made my own version from the records..but this is better.
KOL again
USA - Monday, February 21, 2005 at 14:17:10 (EST)
Hey UBSMBR, I contacted your Boogie friend. He had some real good tube
advice. Thanks for the lead. Not sure we qualify for the free shit however.
MJŪ
USA - Monday, February 21, 2005 at 14:02:42 (EST)
yup, that peeking pecker is fer real, saw it for the first time years ago
and stumbled on it again
if peter piper
packed a peck of peeking peckers
USA - Monday, February 21, 2005 at 13:39:27 (EST)
Verse 1 I like big Bibles and I can not lie You Christian brothers can't
deny That when a girl walks in with a KJV And a book mark in Proverbs You
get stoked Got her name engraved So you know that girl is saved It looks like
one of those large ones With plenty o' space in the margins Oh baby, I wanna
read witcha Cause your Bible's got pictures My minister tried to console me
But that Book you got makes ("M-m-me so holy") Ooh, momma-mia You say you
want koinonia Well, bless me, bless me And teach me about John Wesley I saw
her praying While I was DJing She got grace...pretty face She ain't goin'
down to the bad place I'm tired of heathen guys Sayin' they like pocket-size
Ask the average Christian to take a look She's gotta pack much Book So...Fellas
(Yeah), fellas (Yeah) Has your girlfriend got the Book (Oh yeah!) Well, read
it (Read it!), read it (Read it!), read that Holy Book Baby got Book
Sweet Bajebus!
USA - Monday, February 21, 2005 at 13:28:53 (EST)
I dunno, dude. My cassette copy of GI still pays a-ok. And that is the
only one I have.
KOL
USA - Monday, February 21, 2005 at 13:28:24 (EST)
whatever Rocky. Hey KOL, I gotta get the GI vol 2 cd from Dr. Strange to
replace my dead cassette. I want to get another cd so GI won't be lonely in
the postal box. Any suggestions? Has to be from Dr. Strange catalog.
doff
USA - Monday, February 21, 2005 at 13:19:41 (EST)
My lower GI died this morning in the hut.
Rocky Rickets
USA - Monday, February 21, 2005 at 13:12:17 (EST)
Its cold in my office and I hate stuff.
Sneak
USA - Monday, February 21, 2005 at 13:09:57 (EST)
PS-I spotted the queen all right and worked up a froth in the process
MJŪ
USA - Monday, February 21, 2005 at 12:53:22 (EST)
oh...my...god...well if that pic didn;t bring ole MJ outta the woodwork.
Mother of god. I'm looking and looking at the photo and i'm going, okay, I
THINK that's Ian on the left but then I'm like, is that his dad on the right?
Or some guy I know from down at Town Hall? And then well, I peeled back the
url and then, well
MJŪ
USA - Monday, February 21, 2005 at 12:47:56 (EST)
<
lets try that again
USA - Monday, February 21, 2005 at 12:39:49 (EST)
<
I'm gonna stay
USA - Monday, February 21, 2005 at 12:38:38 (EST)
i thought i was the only dummy who bought that Black Sea cassette tape.
doff
Queensboro, UK - Monday, February 21, 2005 at 12:35:54 (EST)
so anybody spot the queen yet?
.
USA - Monday, February 21, 2005 at 12:14:58 (EST)
From the U.S. perspective, Syria is led by a gangster regime that has,
among other things, sponsored terrorism, aided the insurgency in Iraq and
engaged in torture. So here's the question. If Syria is such a bad actor -
and it is - why would the Bush administration seize a Canadian citizen at
Kennedy Airport in New York, put him on an executive jet, fly him in shackles
to the Middle East and then hand him over to the Syrians, who promptly tortured
him?
"Former prisoners and detainees have reported that torture methods include
electrical shocks; pulling out fingernails; the forced insertion of objects
into the rectum; beatings, sometimes while the victim is suspended from the
ceiling; hyperextension of the spine; and the use of a chair that bends backwards
to asphyxiate the victim or fracture the spine."
murder
monkey once again raises the hypocrisy bar
USA - Monday, February 21, 2005 at 11:52:31 (EST)
here ya go WR, this'll take your mind of XTC
Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee, lousy with virginity
Won't go to bed till I'm legally wed, I can't, I'm Sandra Dee
Watch it, hey, I'm Doris Day, I was not brought up that way
Won't come across, even Rock Hudson lost his heart to Doris Day
I don't drink or swear, I won't white my hair, I get ill from one cigarette
Keep your filthy paws off my silky drawers.
Would you pull that crap with Annette?
As for you, Troy Donahue, I know what you wanna do
You got your crust, I'm no object of lust, I'm just plain Sandra Dee
Elvis, Elvis, let me be, keep that pelvis far from me
Just keep your cool, now you're starting to drool
Hey, fungu, I'm Sandra Dee
WiF
USA - Monday, February 21, 2005 at 11:34:55 (EST)
What is it with the bushies and gay prostitutes? At least this time it's
not underage
boys getting the backdoor treatment at the White House.
explains
the stains on the Oval Office carpet
USA - Monday, February 21, 2005 at 11:29:41 (EST)
Can you spot the "queen" in this picture?
WiF
USA - Monday, February 21, 2005 at 11:25:54 (EST)
Thank you for that reference. Once again, I have an eighties song in my
head. Will now go listen to Black Sea to rid myself of it.
WR
USA - Monday, February 21, 2005 at 10:35:31 (EST)
Scott Ritter, .... The ex-Marine turned UNSCOM weapons inspector said that
George W. Bush has "signed off" on plans to bomb Iran in June 2005, and claimed
the U.S. manipulated the results of the recent Jan. 30 elections in Iraq
Generals and Majors always
seem so unhappy 'less they've got a war
USA - Monday, February 21, 2005 at 09:14:51 (EST)
The
Pineal Gland is about the size of a pea, and is in the center of the brain
in a tiny cave behind and above the pituitary gland which lies a little behind
the root of the nose. It is located directly behind the eyes, attached to
the third ventricle.
The true function of this mysterious gland, has long been contemplated by
philosophers and Spiritual Adepts. Ancient Greeks believed the pineal gland
to be our connection to the Realms of Thought. Descartes called it the Seat
of the Soul.
WiF gotz a tiny
cave in his brain
USA - Monday, February 21, 2005 at 09:13:34 (EST)
No! Not Hunter S. Thompson! No!!!!!!!!
TS
USA - Monday, February 21, 2005 at 09:08:27 (EST)
nota bene- when the murder monkey is working up a froth for the next killing
spree they're "terrorists" but when the bush junta is negotiating with them
they're suddenly "anti-US fighters". Shades of Iran-Contra and the We-don't-negotiate-with-terrorists
bit.
is recycling lies helpful to the environment?
USA - Monday, February 21, 2005 at 09:07:41 (EST)
I met one guy that worked for Halliburton who said he was making about
$150,000 a year just to make sure some of the oil revenue was going to US
oil companies. He further went on to say that he was in a board meeting in
Houston, Texas where he was a facilitator of a meeting about sending Halliburton
to Iraq. He said he heard Cheney's name mentioned many times in reference
to those who helped Halliburton get on track with being established in Iraq.
He said during the meeting that Cheney was guaranteed a cut of the profits
of Halliburton since he ensured and paved the way for the no bid contract
in Iraq.
Cheney's
a war profiteer? What a shock...
USA - Monday, February 21, 2005 at 08:55:33 (EST)
US diplomats and intelligence officers are conducting secret talks with
Iraq's anti-US fighters to bring about a negotiated settlement, Time magazine
says. Citing unidentified Pentagon and Iraqi sources, the magazine reported
on Sunday that the US is using "back-channel" communications with certain
groups.
suing
for peace
USA - Monday, February 21, 2005 at 08:50:00 (EST)
My theory is Hunter has been waiting to pull the trigger till Gidget skipped
breakfast. He's probably currently munching on a pineal gland and chasing
Sandra around the couch in the fictional cloud being's living room, the whole
time mumbling about bad craziness and those damn bats. "Now Gidget, stop running,
eat a few of these red things, knock it back with a sip of this tequila, and
let Uncle Duke show you what it really means to hang ten."
WiF
USA - Monday, February 21, 2005 at 08:45:07 (EST)
Sounds like a quick one-way ticket to Gitmo for Mr. Wead.
ed
USA - Monday, February 21, 2005 at 08:29:50 (EST)
.
Face!
USA - Monday, February 21, 2005 at 08:28:51 (EST)
Ed don't you touch my 29000
Face!
USA - Monday, February 21, 2005 at 08:26:13 (EST)
Bush Faces Iraq Critics In Europe
Press
USA - Monday, February 21, 2005 at 08:24:09 (EST)
RIP Hunter S Thompson, the first, last and only of his kind. A true original
who will never be replaced.
ed
USA - Monday, February 21, 2005 at 08:23:05 (EST)
You could always swing with the neighbors MJŪ
The Rose's <
War@home.com>
Silva-Town, RI USA - Monday, February 21, 2005 at 08:20:10 (EST)
blue chamber = pretty easy.
chong
USA - Monday, February 21, 2005 at 07:59:17 (EST)
Hunter S. Thompson will not be down for Breakfast either. John Raitt might
be kinda late too.
Look at Me
USA - Sunday, February 20, 2005 at 23:46:59 (EST)
W stands for Weed.
Spicoli
USA - Sunday, February 20, 2005 at 22:06:11 (EST)
murder monkeysmokes
Wead, taped phone conversations at 11.
WiF
USA - Sunday, February 20, 2005 at 20:56:37 (EST)
Sandra Dee will not be down for breakfast.
Look
at Me, I'm.....dead.
USA - Sunday, February 20, 2005 at 18:14:32 (EST)
Bennington is a quintessential New England small town. Love that Fall bio
site. Pete Frame would need a couple of years to sort out all those people.
ed
USA - Sunday, February 20, 2005 at 14:55:14 (EST)
I see ol Brix was a Bennington broad.
Rocky Rickets
USA - Sunday, February 20, 2005 at 14:46:57 (EST)
i hope you're getting all that rock down on tape.
Rocky Rickets
USA - Sunday, February 20, 2005 at 14:36:44 (EST)
Emanating from the mighty JCM800, Riffs of blazing molten rock fury abound
in such plenty that comparison to the proverbial horn o' plenty would be apt.
Sneak
USA - Sunday, February 20, 2005 at 12:35:04 (EST)
I am just want to play Muswell Hillbillies all day.
doris
- Sunday, February 20, 2005 at 09:31:30 (EST)
just looked some crap up because they're so old their first gig was a fuckin'
house party for the mongol hordes in 1250...wonderful and frightening....this
nation's saving grace....wrote 'my new house'....played a rick (HELL YES)....was
a babe.....AND her middle name was Elise or Eliza (or something) making her
for a short time Brix E. Smith....she evidently didn't take a lot of shit
from anyone, dooming her in the eyes of all the saint mark acolytes. and when
not enraged (which admittedly didn't seem all that often) seemed all about
the spectacle...and NOT overly concerned with smarmy and snarky commentary,
which is exactly how it should be treated, no? OOOOOHHH she married saint
mark OOOOOOOHHH devil woman OOOOOOOOOHHH. picking on poison too...tough one.
kinda like working with recombinant DNA.
- Sunday, February 20, 2005 at 08:49:15 (EST)
wedding present @ middle east 4/28
Shatner
USA - Saturday, February 19, 2005 at 20:05:11 (EST)
brix was more like the littlest rebel than a 500 dollar bottle of wine.
although shagging nigel kennedy and the guitarist from the church was an eyebrow
raiser. next time poison is on tour go check out her clothing shop in Dalston
(Hackney).
Ancoats
USA - Saturday, February 19, 2005 at 19:56:55 (EST)
I'm officially a room addict
resistance is futile there is no escape
USA - Saturday, February 19, 2005 at 16:55:52 (EST)
"'Koko, you see my nipples all the time. You are probably bored with my
nipples. You need to see new nipples.'"
WiF
swears he never taught Koko the nipple fetish
USA - Saturday, February 19, 2005 at 16:02:53 (EST)
I was in Poison and I never heard of brix. Is it like a wine?
Rocky Rickets
USA - Saturday, February 19, 2005 at 14:38:12 (EST)
CBGB's most likely will close in August, a victim of spiraling rent prices
on the lower East side.
end of
an era
USA - Saturday, February 19, 2005 at 11:48:58 (EST)
Those chamber games are awesome.
ed
USA - Saturday, February 19, 2005 at 11:10:52 (EST)
CARACAS, Venezuela (AP) -- Venezuelan police stormed a mountain camp and
rescued the mother of Detroit Tigers pitcher Ugueth Urbina from kidnappers
who demanded $6 million in ransom, ending an ordeal that lasted more than
five months. The raid Friday left at least one of the abductors dead, but
54-year-old Maura Villarreal was unharmed, police said.
OOOOGie
- Saturday, February 19, 2005 at 10:22:11 (EST)
re: Blue Chamber ... they had its successor on the same page for a little
while, but now it has vanished. mayhap the author is using the teaser method.
anyway...it is way harder than the previous two. bastage already owes me 4
hours sleep. bastage.
- Saturday, February 19, 2005 at 09:23:43 (EST)
"It is looking so optimistic that The Hockey News said late last
night on its Web site a deal in principle could be announced today..."
doris
- Saturday, February 19, 2005 at 06:49:23 (EST)
blame me not
dirty
- Saturday, February 19, 2005 at 06:46:18 (EST)
BRIX!
boris
- Saturday, February 19, 2005 at 06:40:28 (EST)
And Sorboni Banerjee kinda looks like Steve Buscemi in drag.
really
USA - Saturday, February 19, 2005 at 00:53:12 (EST)
So can we now officially refer to Camilla Parker Bowles as the "Bride of
Chucky"?
ed
USA - Saturday, February 19, 2005 at 00:52:01 (EST)
So mark e smith walks into a bar with a poodle in one hand and brix in
the other and says to the bouncer at the living room....... and then i woke
up and discovered odds are my hard earned nickles which went into my social
security fund while at the newport creamery burning coffee fraps is going
to go up some guys nose on wall street who will eventually get ball cancer....
what a piss take if Bush gets his way.
Ronnie Lane
USA - Saturday, February 19, 2005 at 00:47:30 (EST)
Even if Rehnquist is Deep Throat, he's still a miserable prick.
ed
USA - Saturday, February 19, 2005 at 00:10:38 (EST)
I still heart Maria Stephanos.
ed
USA - Saturday, February 19, 2005 at 00:08:27 (EST)
ed is very curious about the goings on at the black key club if any available
females would like to accompany him. Strictly for "research purposes" of course.
ed
USA - Saturday, February 19, 2005 at 00:07:04 (EST)
Negroponte is just bad fvcking news from start to finish.
ed
USA - Saturday, February 19, 2005 at 00:04:59 (EST)
Just did the Social Security calculator. I guess I better start learning
to like the taste of dog food.
ed
USA - Friday, February 18, 2005 at 23:54:39 (EST)
No, really! Is this a 3-day weekend!?!?!?!??!
TS
USA - Friday, February 18, 2005 at 21:51:55 (EST)
THis next song is called "I spent six hours in a cell cause my parents
were in maine on vacation!"
Clem
USA - Friday, February 18, 2005 at 21:43:15 (EST)
Tonight at 6 on the news. Some awesome kid is so funny and local band is
SO FUCKING JEALOUS of how much EVERYONE thinks he is SO FUCKING FUNNY AND
HOT!
Sorbanee
USA - Friday, February 18, 2005 at 20:25:28 (EST)
FUNNY!
MJŪ
USA - Friday, February 18, 2005 at 18:11:48 (EST)
There's no swinging going on here. Although my sister is suspicous about
our parents.
KOL
USA - Friday, February 18, 2005 at 17:54:11 (EST)
who's swinging with who and why wasn't mj invited?
MJŪ
USA - Friday, February 18, 2005 at 17:51:33 (EST)
So I gotz uz some backup for tonight if the first swinging couple doesn't
work out. You know, when you explain that you're meeting a couple for dinner
that you met thru the interweb on the phone to someone else, it really DOES
sound like there will be some monkey business going on.
WR
USA - Friday, February 18, 2005 at 17:40:30 (EST)
3 day weekend? Is there a holiday on Monday? Because no one seems to have
informed my employers.
TS
USA - Friday, February 18, 2005 at 17:39:56 (EST)
do you mean LAME 3way wweknd? And why so?
MJŪ
USA - Friday, February 18, 2005 at 17:18:05 (EST)
alright lurkers, happy 3 way I mean 3 day w/e
v!c
USA - Friday, February 18, 2005 at 17:15:39 (EST)
Dear pretty news lady, why do you associate with Chong? He is a 6 o'clock
news item waiting to happen. Do you want to date Wif?
MJŪ
USA - Friday, February 18, 2005 at 17:14:31 (EST)
Dear pretty news lady,
You have a funny name. It sounds like the name of some new-age energy beverage.
Please don't make rude faces when the loud rock band hits the stage like those
similarly dressed girls did at Celtica last week. Prov is right around the
corner from Jake's, you know.
Sneak
USA - Friday, February 18, 2005 at 17:00:47 (EST)
Did you mean me? Sorboni Banerjee? Hello lurkers! Maybe Chong will let
us get closer at the next show.
S. Banerjee
USA - Friday, February 18, 2005 at 16:54:06 (EST)
nope
founding member of the Pasty-White Prybar Association
USA - Friday, February 18, 2005 at 16:43:28 (EST)
audience member lobs a perle of wisdom
my
kingdom for a clear shot with my size 13's
USA - Friday, February 18, 2005 at 16:42:11 (EST)
Has anyone on the lurk been to the Black Key Club?
The Dirtiest Lurker of the All
USA - Friday, February 18, 2005 at 16:22:06 (EST)
Holy fuck! Anyway, hey did you guys know that Chong was responsible for
bringing 13 people to the last gig? Including channel 6 reporter Sajanba
Bannerjee? and he didn't even introduce us!
MJŪ
USA - Friday, February 18, 2005 at 16:21:35 (EST)
Does that mean we can finally stop talking about that new *job*?
WR
USA - Friday, February 18, 2005 at 16:20:55 (EST)
10,000 trillion trillion watts!!!!!!!!
can we say serious retina fry boys and girls
USA - Friday, February 18, 2005 at 16:04:36 (EST)
awesome...
"We have observed an object only 20 kilometers (12 miles) across, on the
other side of our galaxy, releasing more energy in a 10th of a second than
the Sun emits in 100,000 years."
mega-ultra awesome...
"Had this happened within 10 light years of us, it would have severly damaged
our atmosphere and possibly have triggered a mass extinction,"
mother
nature kicks azz
USA - Friday, February 18, 2005 at 16:01:32 (EST)
Negroponte was one of the main apologists for raygun's death squads in
Latin America, particularly Honduras. But his sh!z goes back to Vietnam
too. Think 10s of thousands murdered, tortured, raped, and as a bonus was
largely responsible for the grand influx and ensuing popularity of crack.
As you say boris, he'll fit right in.
summary bio of
the murder monkey's latest promotion
USA - Friday, February 18, 2005 at 15:54:43 (EST)
You can't really outsource it, but it is meanial labor!
America Great
USA - Friday, February 18, 2005 at 15:41:07 (EST)
This is the sort of idea that makes America great.
Lester
USA - Friday, February 18, 2005 at 15:30:00 (EST)
negroponte....wasn't he part of the anti-sandinista, sanctioned US assassination
squadleaders? he'll fit right in with this cabinet....
boris
- Friday, February 18, 2005 at 15:28:39 (EST)
I am never fucking eating corn flakes again. evah.
KOL
USA - Friday, February 18, 2005 at 15:08:34 (EST)
Hysterical, but for the record not the briefs guy!
Muddy
USA - Friday, February 18, 2005 at 14:46:00 (EST)
Muddy Briefs
USA - Friday, February 18, 2005 at 14:43:49 (EST)
and here I thought global warming was strictly hetero-missionary-position-cloud-on-top
only.
WiF
USA - Friday, February 18, 2005 at 14:39:07 (EST)
Just added the extrees my new phone getz. I gotz NY Times daily crossword
puzzle and added the Benny Hill theme ringtone. Once I get the photo thingy
figgered I'll be able to post grainy geeg photos whilst geeg is still commencing.
WiF of fotarazi
photo stalking
USA - Friday, February 18, 2005 at 14:36:57 (EST)
Global warming is gay!
Muddy Briefs
USA - Friday, February 18, 2005 at 14:36:38 (EST)
what about ME?
irrational as all fvk
USA - Friday, February 18, 2005 at 14:29:58 (EST)
"The debate over whether or not there is a global warming signal is now
over, at least for rational people."
viiic
USA - Friday, February 18, 2005 at 13:45:54 (EST)
deep throat + rehnquist mentioned in same post = no wood this weekend
wilted in woonsocket
USA - Friday, February 18, 2005 at 13:30:29 (EST)
deep throat = Rehnquist???
hmmm
they may be on to something there
USA - Friday, February 18, 2005 at 13:01:26 (EST)
holy fucksicle an Aida pun on the lurk!
boris
- Friday, February 18, 2005 at 12:56:42 (EST)
awesome link Lester
WiFas if i wasn't insecure enough already
USA - Friday, February 18, 2005 at 12:48:59 (EST)
Social Security Benefits Calculator.
Lester
USA - Friday, February 18, 2005 at 12:41:48 (EST)
One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you.
Nancy
Robotra
USA - Friday, February 18, 2005 at 12:19:55 (EST)
"Are you concerned about projections that the Chinese fleet may well
surpass the American fleet in terms of numbers in just a decade's time?"
I
suspect chong has a hand in this
USA - Friday, February 18, 2005 at 12:13:43 (EST)
Headline of the Day.
Lester
USA - Friday, February 18, 2005 at 11:50:02 (EST)
If you thought the NBA sucked before, wait until you try to watch it
sober.
Lester
USA - Friday, February 18, 2005 at 11:25:07 (EST)
found a link to the original
rapping vid, but also found this on the meesage thread- "Andy Milonakis
is 27 years old. he suffers from a medical growth condition that makes him
look like a child. he has a hilarious sense of humour and is a genius comedian."
Which led to the discovery of angrynakedpat.com with this
index of a plethora of his vids. Unfortunately that link kicks in the
company porn filter (why I know not), but I did view the cached page and
MAN do it look like I got some vids to see. I'm gonna have to buy a case
of depends to save on cleanup time from pizzing my pants.
WiF
USA - Friday, February 18, 2005 at 10:44:55 (EST)
fat rappin' rodney definitely disturbed
v!c
USA - Friday, February 18, 2005 at 10:13:59 (EST)
dope horn for sale
Bird
is the word
USA - Friday, February 18, 2005 at 10:01:11 (EST)
Finally, a use for stem cell research I think the entire world can get
behind.
ed
USA - Friday, February 18, 2005 at 09:59:37 (EST)
An Iraqi whose corpse was photographed with grinning U.S. soldiers at
Abu Ghraib died under CIA interrogation while in a position condemned by
human rights groups as torture suspended by his wrists, with his hands
cuffed behind his back
murder
monkey still at large
USA - Friday, February 18, 2005 at 09:51:17 (EST)
ieda?
ain't that an opera
USA - Friday, February 18, 2005 at 09:49:44 (EST)
Now I have no ieda what's going on.
chong
USA - Friday, February 18, 2005 at 09:30:40 (EST)
The Chinese already own us, Americans just haven't noticed yet. They
have so much of our debt and they're the only ones buying our paper right
now (them and the japanese). The tough part of it is, if we try to cut off
them owning us our economy tanks. so Americans choice right now is- full
store shelves with cheap stuff, or regaining our independence but with less
products available at much more expensive prices. So tell me, do you think
Americans are ready to give up their ipods?
waiting
for the chinese to yank the leash
USA - Friday, February 18, 2005 at 09:23:50 (EST)
Here's a thought: tighten up on intellectual property violations by the
chinese, quit selling out US $ to benefit the monstrous Chinese appetite.
KOL
USA - Friday, February 18, 2005 at 09:16:16 (EST)
The cursing rapping kid is back.... and everything is g@y
half
wat through before he mentions azz raping his dad
USA - Friday, February 18, 2005 at 09:08:30 (EST)
Greenspan actually said that it could be a huge mistake to add in a system
of social security investment if there was too much money put in the market
through that mechanism. The problem would be that institutional investors
would see that block of investment money as a liability on the books of
the companies that were invested in. Sounds weird I know, but in bean-count
speak the social security investment would be a debt owed to the investors
(rather than money that can be used by the business as a going concern).
nobody wants to own a pile of IOUs
USA - Friday, February 18, 2005 at 08:57:18 (EST)
Can't carry on after seeing this......
*sniff
USA - Friday, February 18, 2005 at 07:56:25 (EST)
that review's well-done. since serge likes it ahmo go get. no likey cinerama.
am afraid to play the qotsa someone handed me today. lullabye something.
thoughts?
boris
- Thursday, February 17, 2005 at 19:56:36 (EST)
I just got the iTunes. it's great. Listening to worldsoccerweekly right
now!
Awesome Recs
USA - Thursday, February 17, 2005 at 19:28:26 (EST)
Glad you like life aquatic. Don't forget to order your copy of bad religion's
"into the unknown". THis is amazing stuff. Awesome records is on the up
and up!
Awesome
recs
USA - Thursday, February 17, 2005 at 19:21:52 (EST)
plantAr warts...plantAr...
v!c
USA - Thursday, February 17, 2005 at 19:16:50 (EST)
And Maureen Dowd is one smokin' hot piece of tookie.
ed
USA - Thursday, February 17, 2005 at 18:57:56 (EST)
Great news about there being life on Mars. First thing we do is send
all the creationists there so they can witness exactly how evolution works.
ed
USA - Thursday, February 17, 2005 at 18:55:37 (EST)
Now if only someone can find Robert Novak's credit card number in Guckert's
financial records.
ed
USA - Thursday, February 17, 2005 at 18:53:55 (EST)
OTOH, I can recommend the new albums by Graham Coxon, Lemon Jelly, and
Razorlight (which I came to a bit late).
ed
USA - Thursday, February 17, 2005 at 18:52:42 (EST)
I listened to all the :30 second clips of the Wedding Present album on
iTunes, but didn't feel compelled to purchase any of them.
ed
USA - Thursday, February 17, 2005 at 18:51:43 (EST)
sneak is ready. been coming with hott lixx lately.
Sneak
USA - Thursday, February 17, 2005 at 18:10:20 (EST)
The life of a screenprinter is worse than a drywaller. Unless solitary
fume huffing at minimum wage sounds appealing. And no hot channel six news
ladies to pal around with.
doff
USA - Thursday, February 17, 2005 at 18:07:30 (EST)
thank god david gedge isn't getting laid anymore 'cause it makes for
a good record. also, lcd soundsystem is worth checking out as james murphy
apes mark e smith to comic effect and plus the fella has worked with six
finger satellite in the past. hope to celebrate the resurrection of christ
with new british sea power, alabama 3, and proof that Roy Keane's brain
is truly a marshmellow.
Serge
USA - Thursday, February 17, 2005 at 18:06:08 (EST)
MJ, the muddy guy has been in self-imposed exile due to a bad case of
planter's wart.
Muddy Briefs
USA - Thursday, February 17, 2005 at 18:00:31 (EST)
Chong, Life Aquatic cd is excellent. God I loved that movie
MJŪ
USA - Thursday, February 17, 2005 at 17:53:48 (EST)
Did I just see a lurk from MUDDY BRIEFS? What up DAWG
MJŪ
USA - Thursday, February 17, 2005 at 17:52:50 (EST)
Hey Sneak, just think, if you get the job in Briston you'll only be one
bridge away from the Rock n Roll Control Center...
MJŪ
USA - Thursday, February 17, 2005 at 17:51:11 (EST)
hey Don, I used to silkscreen
MJŪ
USA - Thursday, February 17, 2005 at 17:50:21 (EST)
photoshop yes. but not so much the other stuff. I am trying to land a
j@b with a boatbuilding and boating supply company in bristol to run their
online marketing/search visibility program.
Sneak
USA - Thursday, February 17, 2005 at 17:49:43 (EST)
Don, the job is mine and you know it. I mean did you see the shirt I
was wearing at the last gig? That shit didn't print itself you know.
Chong
USA - Thursday, February 17, 2005 at 17:47:16 (EST)
gay prostitute reporter causes teddy's brain to burst
more
at www.11.com
USA - Thursday, February 17, 2005 at 17:46:28 (EST)
kinda. you know photoshop/corel draw or anything?
doff
USA - Thursday, February 17, 2005 at 17:45:08 (EST)
Does the job require skills?
Sneak
USA - Thursday, February 17, 2005 at 17:35:58 (EST)
Is that primate picture a photo from the last gig?
Muddy Briefs
USA - Thursday, February 17, 2005 at 17:35:16 (EST)
oh, anybody want a job as designer/screen printer?
doff
USA - Thursday, February 17, 2005 at 17:33:54 (EST)
hey Doff! I'm a walkin' talkin' news junkie monkey!
USA - Thursday, February 17, 2005 at 17:31:29 (EST)
social security was getting positive spin in all mainsteam press I saw
yesterday. They headline that Greenspan (left in his position by W by the
way) doesn't think it's a bad idea, then at the end of the report they mention
that he didn't think it was a good idea either. I LOVE NEWS! 28 hours a
day! NEWS!
doff
USA - Thursday, February 17, 2005 at 17:26:52 (EST)
I'm not expecting an impeachment, since when is there any justice in
this country? I'm just hoping enough bad press can take the wind of some
of his support. He's losing on Social Security, but bush will really have
to be on the ropes to give up being a murder monkey.
WiF
USA - Thursday, February 17, 2005 at 17:13:03 (EST)
Repugnant dominated Congress does NOT equal impeachment proceedings,
sadly. Also, this just in: Brewski possible stroke.
v!c
USA - Thursday, February 17, 2005 at 17:05:01 (EST)
Mr Scheuer said the operation was authorised at the highest levels of
the CIA and the White House and was approved by their lawyers.
"Human rights is a very flexible concept... It depends how hypocritical
you want to be on a particular day."
murder
monkey = megaflex maximus
USA - Thursday, February 17, 2005 at 16:21:28 (EST)
I think his point is, that we have to go after the murder monkey like
rabid dogs on any thing that reveals his criminal behaviour. Guckert is
one of the key guys in revealing Plame's name which is a HUGE felony. It's
been all but admitted that Rove gave the info to 6 reporters which puts
the felony right in the Oval Office. That's impeachable stuff which might,
JUST might, at least slow down the gleeful murder monkey's torture and murdering
spree if the American lapdog press corp does their job for a change.
WiF
USA - Thursday, February 17, 2005 at 16:17:13 (EST)
Any reviews? Boris? Serge?
WR
USA - Thursday, February 17, 2005 at 16:14:06 (EST)
piched=pinched
spallcheck
USA - Thursday, February 17, 2005 at 16:12:55 (EST)
Wow who piched this thing anyway? I guess I'm gonna have to read "Lurkive
Az" to catch up the last three days. I'm sure I missed some real pearls...I'll
report back
MJŪ
USA - Thursday, February 17, 2005 at 16:12:11 (EST)
see v!c, I told you he earns the name Rude Pundit
WiF
USA - Thursday, February 17, 2005 at 16:10:58 (EST)
let me see if I got this "straight"...g@y @ss male prostitute poses
as journalist in the Shrub's Whitehouse = outsourcing torture...help me
out here...
v.
USA - Thursday, February 17, 2005 at 16:07:07 (EST)
as for the pussies at the Voice
WiF
USA - Thursday, February 17, 2005 at 15:48:13 (EST)
this dude earns the name Rude Pundit
Here's why it matters that the Bush administration allowed an alleged
gay male prostitute with no journalistic experience into the White House
on a daily basis and even allowed him to ask the President a question
at one of Bush's precious little press conference debacles:
Right
now, in Egypt, in Pakistan, in Thailand, there's a guy who's done
nothing wrong other than be in the wrong place at the wrong time who's
hanging on a wall, his wrists bleeding from the metal bracelets, his fingernails
torn out from trying to, for fuck's sake, hold himself up to give his
torn arm muscles some rest. He's been stripped naked, cold water has been
thrown on him, electric prods have been shoved in his nuts. He's been
threatened with being fucked in the ass by German shepherds and he's had
bottles and broomsticks and metal rods shoved into his asshole. The beatings?
Fuck, the beatings are like soft cushions compared to everything else.
But he's still getting the shit beaten out of him every day. And he's
there, in Egypt, in Pakistan, in Thailand, where eventually he's gonna
fuckin' confess to anything, to every goddamn sin they want him to confess
to, because the United States sent him there so that he could be stripped,
shocked, and sodomized in a hole in the middle of some shithole building,
some prison or "interrogation room" where no one will ever give a fuck
about such nasty bullshit like "habeas corpus" and fuckin' "rights."
and
I thought I said it loud
USA - Thursday, February 17, 2005 at 15:43:26 (EST)
I want to thank Joe Strummer for removing Aztec Camera's version of
VH's JUMP from my head this morning.
WR
USA - Thursday, February 17, 2005 at 15:43:01 (EST)
Is it me or does the mere visage of John Revolta cause knuckles to
clench in fists of rage?
vEEk
USA - Thursday, February 17, 2005 at 15:22:41 (EST)
WiF, that scoop's got no more legs than a legless hyena.
v!c
USA - Thursday, February 17, 2005 at 15:20:06 (EST)
+ 
=
Barbarino
Fawn?????
USA - Thursday, February 17, 2005 at 15:03:43 (EST)
it's the connection to the Plame outing that raises the bar to the
felony level and someone at least in the press office committed the felony
with him. This just might be the bar to pry the kettle of murder monkeys
open.
WiF
USA - Thursday, February 17, 2005 at 15:00:01 (EST)
Some people disagree with Maureen Dowd.
Lester
USA - Thursday, February 17, 2005 at 14:59:22 (EST)
2 p's in supple
p diddy
USA - Thursday, February 17, 2005 at 14:55:46 (EST)
I'm sorry WiF, but I don't think this has legs (though creamy and suple
and hairy they are.) Even the Village Voice has it as a small blurb buried.
I hope I'm wrong though. This is nothing compared to the WMD lie that
no one gave a shit about. What I wonder is the motivation for all this
shit. Oil? Power? Christianity ? Colonization? Skull and Bones? Because
we can?
why doff why
USA - Thursday, February 17, 2005 at 14:53:56 (EST)
here be
dowd
linky that's bigger than dot
USA - Thursday, February 17, 2005 at 14:51:19 (EST)
Meanwhile Maureen Dowd has trouble getting a pass...
I'm still mystified by this story. I was rejected for a White House press
pass at the start of the Bush administration, but someone with an alias,
a tax evasion problem and Internet pictures where he posed like the "Barberini
Faun" is credentialed to cover a White House that won a second term by
mining homophobia and preaching family values?
At first when I tried to complain about not getting my pass renewed, even
though I'd been covering presidents and first ladies since 1986, no one
called me back. Finally, when Mr. McClellan replaced Ari Fleischer, he
said he'd renew the pass - after a new Secret Service background check
that would last several months.
.
USA - Thursday, February 17, 2005 at 14:50:21 (EST)
Looks like McClelan's claim that they only give press passes to journalists
from news organizations that "publish regularly" was a flat out lie. Guckert
was attending conferences even before the phony news service existed to
hire a phony journalist.
"But what's significant about the February 2003 date is that Talon did
not even exist then. The organization was created in late March 2003,
and began publishing online in early April 2003. Gannon, a jack of all
trades who spent time in the military as well as working at an auto repair
shop (not to mention escorting), has already stated publicly that Talon
News was his first job in journalism. That means he wasn't working for
any other news outlet in February 2003 when he was spotted by C-Span cameras
inside the White House briefing room. And that means Guckert was ushered
into the White House press room in February 2003 for a briefing despite
the fact he was not a journalist."
WiF thimks
maybe dis one gotz legs
USA - Thursday, February 17, 2005 at 14:45:09 (EST)
Posts perished in pinch.
Pinchy
USA - Thursday, February 17, 2005 at 14:30:12 (EST)
I am no more able to hold my logs than hold my logs.
v!c
USA - Thursday, February 17, 2005 at 13:43:30 (EST)
Word's fail me. "Daily Show with Jon Stewart" slash fiction.
Lester
USA - Thursday, February 17, 2005 at 13:29:51 (EST)
Lurkers, hold your logs! We got us a pinch in process. Please stand
by.
BSTC
USA - Thursday, February 17, 2005 at 13:25:32 (EST)
yes, fucking finally! no hockey means heavy betting on spring training.
doff
USA - Thursday, February 17, 2005 at 13:25:11 (EST)
Spring Training, Bitches!!
Sneak
USA - Thursday, February 17, 2005 at 12:58:15 (EST)
LIFE ON MARS!
and
they got the sense to live in a better neighborhood than we do
USA - Thursday, February 17, 2005 at 12:21:17 (EST)
I bet Lester got an A in
Satan
101
USA - Thursday, February 17, 2005 at 12:19:43 (EST)
You do know how to spell the word "cunt" now don't you!
v!c
USA - Thursday, February 17, 2005 at 12:18:43 (EST)
I'm booking a flight to Plymouth, England as we speak.
Lester
USA - Thursday, February 17, 2005 at 12:15:46 (EST)
I'll make mincemeat out of that mouse!
Savoir Faire is everywhere
USA - Thursday, February 17, 2005 at 12:15:46 (EST)
"If an employee gets it wrong I get a little anal. I think I'm a little
bit of a pain in the a*s that way. That'll help to turn the women away
from me."
Lester
USA - Thursday, February 17, 2005 at 12:13:39 (EST)
somebody gotz his rosary beads in a tizzy
.
USA - Thursday, February 17, 2005 at 12:12:50 (EST)
Strip club defeats anti-nudity ordinance with pencils and paper...
but the penis mightier.
Lester
USA - Thursday, February 17, 2005 at 12:12:00 (EST)
I went to a Catholic college. It's not proper to talk about a person's
naughty bits and related paraphernalia, so I'm a little hazy on the spelling
of such things.
Lester
USA - Thursday, February 17, 2005 at 12:06:46 (EST)
Klondike Kat always gets his mouse!
too much saturday morning tv
USA - Thursday, February 17, 2005 at 12:00:13 (EST)
elevator video pretty damned funny, too
ed
USA - Thursday, February 17, 2005 at 11:59:35 (EST)
BBC 6 playing "Feed the Tree" right now.
ed
USA - Thursday, February 17, 2005 at 11:58:30 (EST)
TS RULES!!!!!
Chong
USA - Thursday, February 17, 2005 at 11:55:19 (EST)
Apparently religion majors aren't taught how to spell other words.
Such as douchebag.
TS
USA - Thursday, February 17, 2005 at 11:50:21 (EST)
And, you can add one more element to Finkelstein's reality; he is gay,
yet he's worked for a gaggle of gay-bashing Republican Senators including
Lauch Faircloth (R-N.C.), Jesse Helms (R-N.C), Don Nickles (R-Okla.) and
Sen. (Bob) Smith (R-New Hampshire), all of whom voted against legislation
banning discrimination against gays while Finkelstein was working for
them.
Finkelstein is also Jewish, but that didn't stop him from using anti-Semitism
during a 1978 South Carolina congressional race between Republican Carroll
Campbell and Democrat Max Heller.
g@y
jew = homophobic anti-semite?
USA - Thursday, February 17, 2005 at 11:40:40 (EST)
Don't blame me asshole. I was a "religion" major, so I at least know
how to spell it.
Lester
USA - Thursday, February 17, 2005 at 11:38:55 (EST)
HUNDREDS OF HUNTERS TURNED OUT TO TAKE PART IN BRITAIN'S LAST LEGAL
HUNTS TODAY. [TAKE VO] {**MIKE/VO**} A NATION-WIDE BAN ON ALL HUNTING
WITH HOUNDS TAKES EFFECT TOMORROW. THE NEW LAW ENDS A 300-YEAR TRADITION,
AND HAS HUNTING ENTHUSIASTS SEEING RED. A PRO-HUNTING COALITION CALLED
THE COUNTRYSIDE ALLIANCE TRIED TO OVERTURN THE BAN, BUT JUDGES SHOT DOWN
THEIR APPEAL EARLIER THIS WEEK. ANIMAL WELFARE ACTIVISTS SUPPORT THE BAN.
THEY SAY THE SPORT IS UNACCEPTABLY CRUEL
*
USA - Thursday, February 17, 2005 at 11:34:19 (EST)
Hey Lester, Is there any reason you spend so much time searching the
net for gay sex sites? Kinda weird....
Chong
USA - Thursday, February 17, 2005 at 11:28:48 (EST)
Super Bowl Douchbags
Lester
USA - Thursday, February 17, 2005 at 11:20:55 (EST)
Hey Chong, I found a website that'll help us with that thing we were
talking about doing. . .
Brad Religon
USA - Thursday, February 17, 2005 at 11:19:57 (EST)
I'd take the stairs too. . .
Lester
USA - Thursday, February 17, 2005 at 11:07:39 (EST)
http://www.gizoogle.com
-Chancellor of Dickoffery
boris
- Thursday, February 17, 2005 at 10:58:50 (EST)
Clear evidence has surfaced that Iran and N Korea have produced a transportation
device that has given them the ability to share the same nuclear facility.
comrade/mullah
Scotty was unavailable for comment
USA - Thursday, February 17, 2005 at 10:49:50 (EST)
Our first re-release is a good one. If you like crap.
Awesome! records inc.
USA - Thursday, February 17, 2005 at 10:37:29 (EST)
hmmm...
USA - Thursday, February 17, 2005 at 10:25:26 (EST)
"I'll be starting Brown University [in Providence, Rhode Island] in
the fall," Maya says. She says she's inclined to major in Political Science.
"That's what I'm leaning towards."
how long do
you figure before she ends up at the Defecatur?
USA - Thursday, February 17, 2005 at 10:12:29 (EST)
reason not to eat too much strange flavor chicken
WiF of halitosis
USA - Thursday, February 17, 2005 at 09:48:17 (EST)
I had Arlen Spectre's nephew (David) as a roommate froshman year. He
was and likely still is exceptionally crazy.
v!c
USA - Thursday, February 17, 2005 at 09:41:20 (EST)
curse the rotting shells
now
pass the drawn butter
USA - Thursday, February 17, 2005 at 09:34:29 (EST)
Today's Canadian Headline... FEBRUARY 17th, 1932
MOUNTIES GET THEIR MAN
Rat River Yukon - Albert Johnson, 'the Mad Trapper of Rat River,' killed
by RCMP in shoot-out after 48-day 240 km manhunt in 40 below weather;
charged with killing one Mountie, Constable Edgar Millen and wounding
two others. The Mounties enlisted World War I air ace/bush pilot Wop May
to help them track Johnson.
Dudley
- Thursday, February 17, 2005 at 09:10:12 (EST)
free rotiss baseball season = open for business. yahoo again. email
if interested...
boris
- Thursday, February 17, 2005 at 07:49:00 (EST)
