And if so, why would I want to go way down, get there fast, and take it slow?
Also, thanks for J.Starship song. No, really, thanks. *We kilt this kitty with
rocks and stones*
GR
USA - Thursday, March 03, 2005 at 12:10:55 (EST)
oh youse guys are little wise asses ain't cha. How's about I shove an 8"
pole up yer arse. Poor face is getting imprisoned and you're making Spinal Tap
jokes.
don gulag
USA - Thursday, March 03, 2005 at 12:02:37 (EST)
Safe sex not so safe.
Lester
USA - Thursday, March 03, 2005 at 12:02:27 (EST)
"Let us explain. Over in Seattle, where the devil wears a green apron, Stranger
writer David Schmader attended the Starbucks Licensed Store Awards, a sort of
pep rally for the brave men and women who risk steam burns day in and day out
to keep your latte-addicted heart pumping. While there, he taped an awful cover
version of Jefferson Starship’s anthemic “We Built this City” with groan-inducing
Starbucks-centric lyrics."
Lester
USA - Thursday, March 03, 2005 at 11:58:42 (EST)
apparently everyone and their brother is hitting that Faucet site...
I.L.L.
USA - Thursday, March 03, 2005 at 11:56:09 (EST)
Fossett under 500 miles to go. Branson prepared to bask in somebody else's
glory
leaky
faucet update
USA - Thursday, March 03, 2005 at 11:45:01 (EST)
3.5? for dead sport?
funny funny
USA - Thursday, March 03, 2005 at 11:43:37 (EST)
Spider-Man's greatest Bible stories.
Lester
USA - Thursday, March 03, 2005 at 11:39:53 (EST)
I wouldn't pay 3.5 mucnhos
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USA - Thursday, March 03, 2005 at 11:36:08 (EST)
My cousin got wicked ecoli from a Sizzler.
USA - Thursday, March 03, 2005 at 11:34:23 (EST)
front page still outdated.....
lousy t-shirt
USA - Thursday, March 03, 2005 at 11:33:18 (EST)
Damn-an 8" fence? How will you ever escape!
Sneak
USA - Thursday, March 03, 2005 at 11:22:06 (EST)
Why all the hubbub aboot an 8 INCH high fence? The barbed wire on top gonna
hurt you as you hurdle it to use your neighbor's yard to poop in?
Not impatient at all
USA - Thursday, March 03, 2005 at 11:20:20 (EST)
perchance do you mean an 8 FOOT high fence not an 8 INCH fence?
WiF
USA - Thursday, March 03, 2005 at 11:19:16 (EST)
FVCKIN Nazi's are putting an 8" high fence topped off with w/barbed wire
outside my kitchen fvckin window as I type. Then comes the pole Lookout!
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DaBlob, RI USA - Thursday, March 03, 2005 at 11:15:27 (EST)
Anyone caught using the term "OWNED" is a dick.
That is all
USA - Thursday, March 03, 2005 at 10:57:06 (EST)
I'm gonna start an atheist-faith-based business, get fed funding, and tell
every fictional-cloud-being-worshipping moron that comes looking for work or
help to fvk off.
WiF
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USA - Thursday, March 03, 2005 at 10:28:45 (EST)
Mick Stingley reviews Danzig (glowingly) in NY. Nota bene: "He's not as svelte
as he used to be..."
USA - Thursday, March 03, 2005 at 10:22:04 (EST)
well iriver at least you can wear your official NFL Gay jersey now.
but not g@ylord
USA - Thursday, March 03, 2005 at 10:14:44 (EST)
So I can't wear my "Lord's Gym" t-shit?
iRiver
Phoenix
USA - Thursday, March 03, 2005 at 10:01:15 (EST)
yeah AWESOME new front page
ILL
USA - Thursday, March 03, 2005 at 09:55:40 (EST)
Fossett past LA, looks like he might make it. ETA- noon
insert
leaky Fossett joke here
USA - Thursday, March 03, 2005 at 09:21:58 (EST)
murder monkey chalks up
murder
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USA - Thursday, March 03, 2005 at 09:12:50 (EST)
awesome fresh front page
WiF
USA - Thursday, March 03, 2005 at 09:11:46 (EST)
I don't know why those spambots won't help Lester out with gambling. Drugs?
Who needs those?
Gingah Rale
USA - Thursday, March 03, 2005 at 07:45:25 (EST)
things really started going downhill after i bought that stupid bill buckner
ball at an auction....i feel 2½ times less than a man, just like....
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NY, NY USA - Thursday, March 03, 2005 at 00:34:27 (EST)
Denise Richards, 6 months pregnant with her second child, has filed for divorce
from Charlie Sheen. Simply no hope for the rest of us if these two crazy kids
can't make a go of it.
ed
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 23:39:58 (EST)
And will Sizzler be the featured band at this year's Hooker's Ball?
ed
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 23:36:36 (EST)
Vaginal Creme Davis is a pretty funny name, actually...
ed
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 23:34:05 (EST)
i didn't get that one either. chong get his awesome record yet?
doff
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 19:51:23 (EST)
sorbonni looks nothing like steve buscemi. no sense. in a million years.
you're too loud.
dingdongchong <
beebee@hotmail.com>
providence, RI USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 19:37:37 (EST)
UPDATE -- Time to break out that vat of butter.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 19:13:35 (EST)
Anyone know where I can play some online poker?
Lester
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 19:10:00 (EST)
yeah, whatever...GOOD DAY SIRS
IL
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 18:15:50 (EST)
Sneak, MJ have practice amp for you to borrow indef! It's a good one tho
I can't think of it's registered brand name at this moment. Will report back
to see if it's consistent with your skill level.
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 17:38:31 (EST)
hey why don't you two get a room?
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 17:31:58 (EST)
Impatient Lurker is definatly not Unidentified Lurker
doff
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 17:29:07 (EST)
no, you weren't late...IL was early...now put somethin' with eyes up there
IL
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 17:28:03 (EST)
so leaving an old front page up would be consistant with my M.O.
BSTC
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 17:24:50 (EST)
Fossett got fuel probs but still might make it
Fineas
Fogg update
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 17:07:19 (EST)
F) A 46 yr old man who has bleached his skin white, destroyed facial tissue
via excessive vanity cosmetic surgery, and has sex with young boys.
The Treuth
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 17:01:07 (EST)
A) man B) beast C) robot D) zombie E) man-beast robot zombie
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 16:58:08 (EST)
Not like an impatient lurker's ever been waiting outside HQ in an idling
vehicle.
Impatient Lurker
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 16:54:26 (EST)
question of the day-
Why Did Jesus
Have Long Hair Like a Homo?
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 16:43:31 (EST)
My infamous 70's Peavey practice amp has finally died after 10 yrs of 'use.'
Now what?
Sneak
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 16:36:49 (EST)
agreed pinter
WiF
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 16:21:50 (EST)
pinter. awesome.
doris
- Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 16:20:20 (EST)
damn damn DAMN
THIRD pic from bottom
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 16:08:32 (EST)
MY EYES!
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 16:08:31 (EST)
does multiple bands' bukkake on my face count as "getting laid"?
Tipsy
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 16:06:59 (EST)
oh to hell with it, just click on the 4th pic from the bottom. And at this
point you might as well look it in the eyes.
damn them DQs
got some serious puter skills
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 16:05:02 (EST)
guess she's so scary the hotlink won't work
I'm
teling ya do NOT look this in the eyes
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 16:01:40 (EST)
Was looking for the story on Star Jones suing a drag queen for looking too
much like her and the DQ's name, Flotilla DeBarge, led to this
page. And dog help me, but it led to this pic of Flawless
Sabrina
WiF of scariest sight eva
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 15:58:58 (EST)
Oh yeah, well here's MY new pet.
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 15:58:50 (EST)
So...Tipsy, been getting laid a bit more lately due to your WHORING AND SLEAZING
WITH OTHER B@NDS YOU CHEAP SLUTTY POETRY BITCH?
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 15:56:11 (EST)
Maybe impatient lurker shouldn't talk about timeliness.
BSTC
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 15:55:51 (EST)
Prince Chuck is the new winner of the Upper Middle Class Twit of the Year
Award.
ed
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 15:53:45 (EST)
and what exactly does that look mean?
.
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 15:52:15 (EST)
Prince Chuck Gets Loose Down Under
is
this his wedding or Monty Python out takes
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 15:51:13 (EST)
I was at that show and though you can safely argue it is in the past, I'd
be hesitant to say it occurred.
one what was there
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 15:22:07 (EST)
BSTC needs to change the front page...THAT SHOW ALREADY HAS OCCURRED IN THE
PAST
impatient lurker
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 14:55:55 (EST)
I give up on those tests. Damn them all.
ViC-20
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 14:27:40 (EST)
cyberbanging?
longpigs
= rampant stupidity
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 14:27:03 (EST)
My next pet:
KOL
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 14:11:23 (EST)
alrighty yon spalcheckerz- I only got a miserable 52 on the proofreader
test, but redeemed myself a tad with an 86 on the literacy
test
week off from school and I spend the day taking tests
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 14:07:56 (EST)
More for you literary types:
Lester
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 14:07:13 (EST)
ice cream coupon just blank space with little x-box in corner on damn work
puter
ice cream for I scream
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 14:04:45 (EST)
Yahoo! want's to buy us all ice cream to celebrate their birthday.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 13:50:01 (EST)
is it possible to score a 91 on one test and a 30 on the other?
ViiiC-6
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 13:41:04 (EST)
.
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 13:17:04 (EST)
Mean Joe - stop using that damned hippie computer.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 13:16:22 (EST)
Fuckers-I scored an 87 on the Zombie Test.
Sneak
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 13:11:41 (EST)
Cub reporter Doof, reports that Babe Kapler just hit a three run homer for
the Giants.
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 13:07:56 (EST)
Lestre, your links freeze my Commodore. What's up with that? Not only was
I not able to view yesterday's bit about how to handle the hecklers at next
gig, I couldn't take the zombie test. It makes me sdad. Much like a Tipsy Russel
/Anne Murray concert.
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 13:06:20 (EST)
Zombie Test Redux
Lester
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 12:55:58 (EST)
way to go KOL
.
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 12:47:37 (EST)
wrong zombie link there Lester. However I did find "The
Could You Give Me an Orgasm? Test". results...
O Master
You scored 87!
Damn...are you free tonight?
Test statistics:
Compared to users who took the test and are and in your age group:
100% had lower orgasmpoints scores.
WiF- that's right numero uno
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 12:46:34 (EST)
""I would dictate that all neo-conservatives get their nuts shot off with
a 12 gauge remington after getting butt raped by inner city gangs"
—KOL from providence RI"
KOL takes the politics test
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 12:41:49 (EST)
Fossett gotz fuel problems
never
a gas station when you need one
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 12:32:14 (EST)
Compared to the most awful sound I've ever heard from each and every band,
Tipsy sounded like a canadian songbird.
Rocket Mold
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 12:23:50 (EST)
NERRRRDDDDSS!!!!
Lester
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 12:23:38 (EST)
While you bitches were trying to barracde yourselves in the basement, I scored
a 77 on the Zombie Scenario Survivor Test.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 12:18:47 (EST)
And this one I find disturbing they missed- Clam
Cleaver
WiF
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 12:15:49 (EST)
They did miss the old nickname for Fantasies
The Clam Shack
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 12:10:07 (EST)
well maybe that mustache is a bit suggestive. And does this qualify as too
racy for the NFL?
now if it was worm diggers I'd understand
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 12:07:34 (EST)
"Sometimes, it's good to give people the impression that you shot Elmo."
Lester
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 12:05:51 (EST)
clam digger? whatup with that? Let's see, any obscenity here?
conclusion- nope
WiF
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 12:05:04 (EST)
FACE FUCKER
hahaha
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 11:49:24 (EST)
Fossett is overflying Japan and screaming along at 330 knots
WiF
of live tracking
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 11:49:02 (EST)
1,121 words you can't have custom printed on a NFL licenced jersey. Randell
Gay not available for comment.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 11:46:54 (EST)
same result different methodology, ariver runs through him
more than one way to skin an html
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 11:45:29 (EST)
HOW ON EARTH DID YOU DO THAT???
iRiver Phoenix
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 11:35:27 (EST)
sdad = a simple three letter word that I'm obviously too clumsy to spall
correctly
.
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 11:34:35 (EST)
how sdad to go through life being called Grizzly
um... yeah that would be me
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 11:33:08 (EST)
quoth the quote mark
"hee hee hee"
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 11:30:56 (EST)
yeah
idiot
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 11:29:20 (EST)
somebody melt a couple pounds of butter and build a fire under the bathtub
WiF
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 11:28:47 (EST)
Best known for the lead role of Grizzly Adams, Dan Haggerty continues to
be one of the most popular western actors. Some interesting trivia: Opened "Haggerty's
Bistro" in Studio City, Ca. in 1991. The "Grizzly Adams" wilderness star is
the only person to have his star REMOVED from the Hollywood Walk of Fame. The
star was actually to honor another actor, the late DON Haggerty, and the committee
made an error in spelling. Eventually Dan received a legitimate star, now located
in front of Grauman's Chinese Theatre. Custom-built the motorcycles in "Easy
Rider". Was a Muscle Beach bodybuilder in the early sixties. Worked as an animal
trainer and stuntman. Marketed and sold a brand of barbeque sauce from his own
recipe.
ViC-6
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 11:27:56 (EST)
meet Bubba the 22 lb lobby
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 11:24:44 (EST)
ViC-Haggardly
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 11:16:46 (EST)
Sirs, we are interested in your rhyming talent and would like to speak with
you.
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The AC, Cumberland, RI USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 11:00:43 (EST)
I've never had more than 5 people even speak to me at the Decatur!
KOL
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 10:59:21 (EST)
oh ye of little faith
5 real, corporeal, separate, longpig entities
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 10:57:52 (EST)
Me, myslef, I, this guy, and moi.
The 5 people at the Defecatur
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 10:44:25 (EST)
10 years of yahoo
original page
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 10:03:58 (EST)
wolfowitz --> world bank =
bad
craziness
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 09:19:26 (EST)
At the Defecatur last night and no less than 5 people had effusive compliments
for the multiple-tipsyism on Saturday. Jeff Creep said that TV Smith loved the
intros and was disappointed he was jilted at the rock'n'roll altar by Tipsy.
Insists I Intro next time he comes through town.
WiF of inflating
eggo (that's right EGGO)
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 09:16:33 (EST)
I heard they were going to release a new commputer. The V!C 4&1/2
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 07:41:07 (EST)
There is a ref to the Lurkers in part time punks though...
iRiver Phoenix
USA - Wednesday, March 02, 2005 at 04:20:41 (EST)
Wonder if you can order an NFL jersey that says "Psychologically Damaged"
ed
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 23:22:54 (EST)
MJ, the song was by The Members - Solitary Confinement
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USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 23:21:21 (EST)
I just wrote a song called Doctor Proctor's Gamble. Wanna hear it?
iRiver Runs though It
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 20:40:13 (EST)
In that case make it the Vic 6. ANYWAY, the best lurker in the world award
goes to FACE. the rest of you losers are worthless. Did you know FACE materialized
out of the fucking thin air at 3am last night with his plow as mj spun his wheels
in the snowbank out front my trailer?
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 20:02:37 (EST)
it does sound good...very funking good
ViC-20
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 18:27:02 (EST)
Wow, my last post looked like one of WiFs.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 18:00:35 (EST)
"Commodore engineered and manufactured the 'Video Interface Chip 6506' or
VIC1 for the video game market which was beginning to collapse. After not being
able to sell the chip, Commodore developed the VIC-20 as an inexpensive home
computer."
"There is a lot of debate over the origins '20' portion of the VIC-20
name but the Commodore Executive responsible for the VIC's development, and
the author of The Home Computer Wars, Michael Tomczyk, has stated repeatedly
that he choose the name simply because he thought it 'sounded good'."
Lester
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 17:59:49 (EST)
Hey a young guy's gotta do what he's gotta do in these uncertain economic
times.
Sneak
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 17:48:31 (EST)
TWENTY INCHES BABY!
ViC-20
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 17:44:59 (EST)
Hey wait a minute...I THOUGHT I saw Sneaks's '81 Marquis parked out back
of Amazing. Net...
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 17:41:24 (EST)
Exactly. The Vic-20 just doesn't sound very advanced. where was marketing?
I mean 20 WHAT? 20 centuries? 20 minutes? 20 ass boils?
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 17:39:47 (EST)
Hey Sneak, good song. Where did you write it?
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 17:38:09 (EST)
Vic-the porno store in metaltown sells the latest version of both the knob
gobbler and the ass master. You should upgrade.
Sneak
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 17:28:09 (EST)
first off, is Bailey actually lickin' on a strawberry ice cream cone? second,
you know how when you design and manufacture a machine, you want it to sound
impressive? like say, The ASS MASTER 5000...or the KNOB GOBBLER 2500...so what's
up with ViC-20?
ViC-20
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 17:24:27 (EST)
not really
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 17:21:29 (EST)
I ride on the retard bus
I kick and scream and put up a fuss
Short yellow wagon and its full of us
And we ride
And we ride
Gotta ride ride ride when you're special inside
Sneak
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 17:20:37 (EST)
Hey everybody, I just wrote a song called "Trucker Hat". Wanna hear it?
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 17:16:18 (EST)
Hey everybody! Vic-20 just edited my letter to the editor for me. Who knew?
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 17:15:27 (EST)
HEY I JUST BOUGHT A FUTON! IT WAS TIME! Thanks Lestre. Hey Ed, your radio
show is great. Good shit. Was that song dedication to the lurkers by the old
70's Brit punk band called the Lurkers?
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 17:14:25 (EST)
This explains much of my life- hipnagogic
state
WiF- gradute of Hypnagogic
State
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 16:57:05 (EST)
To the NFL it's naughty to be "GAY" but OK to be "BIN LADEN." You can be
a "NAZI" but not a "LESBIAN."
with all that ass patting
you'd think this wouldn't be an issue
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 16:53:18 (EST)
I always got the impression Loni was laminated and sandblasted a couple of
times a month to keep her skin as plastic-looking as possible.
ed
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 16:40:05 (EST)
fine complexion here
thinking bad thoughts about an underage girl who is now 50
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 16:30:09 (EST)
this was on some pathetic website: Who was hotter? Jan Smithers (Bailey)
or Loni? Loni...by far. I loved Bailey until I got to see her up close. Sadly
for her, her complextion wasn't the best. But you decide...
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 16:10:09 (EST)
is more.
ps
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 16:07:23 (EST)
Les.
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 16:07:12 (EST)
Herb Tarlek
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 16:00:59 (EST)
yeah, that's the one
sic vic
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 15:44:46 (EST)
I thought turkeys could fly....
Les Nessman
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 15:42:14 (EST)
Hippest WKRP musical moment was when Johnny Fever played Costello's "Goon
Squad".
Bailey
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 15:41:45 (EST)
17-year-old girl "wounded in the groin" by a .45 handgun during "bizarre
bedroom activities".
Lester
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 15:33:56 (EST)
Baby
If you've ever wondered,
Wondered about the DVD,
I'm sad to say that you'll never see
A DVD of WKRP
Lester
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 15:03:22 (EST)
one more to go for the murder monkey to put
the 1,500th notch on his toy gun
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 14:59:14 (EST)
futon bed = torture rack
manager of Abu Ghraib Futons
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 14:53:35 (EST)
It's the new wave of sleeping and I'm into new wave.
It's Time Time Time
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 14:43:28 (EST)
This one, you sick fuck?
Lester
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 14:33:19 (EST)
ok morbid request time...one of you eggheads might be able to find web vid.
from that guy that had set up his cam. in Champaign ILL to catch the last ride
of this train blowing through town...unfortunately what he caught was some poor
woman walking in front of and getting demolished by same train...
V.
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 14:23:23 (EST)
hedgehogs are funny
ViC-20.5
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 14:18:35 (EST)
and we could use an explanation of why vic appears in this url
v!c the horny
hedgehog (note- fear the rest of this site)
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 13:54:56 (EST)
nota bene- pic url
.
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 13:51:42 (EST)
Is it true Vic was on HOT 97 talking shit about Nas and Jay Z? And that someone
from the haymakers shot at Vic's posse outside Celtica?
Sneak
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 13:50:46 (EST)
how...the...? but...3:30 into it...says...VIC...anyway, thanks for wasting
another 4:21 OF MY LIFE; anyway, check out this link...ONLY IN SHEBOYGAN!
ViC-23
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 13:43:55 (EST)
too much v!c? apparently not for some
i love v!c
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 13:32:13 (EST)
this must turn your innards WiFFer
VIC-22
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 13:08:11 (EST)
that's way too much VIC but then again, can you really ever get enough VIC?
ViC-21
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 13:04:42 (EST)
hard to believe a v!c could be this smooth
polished maybe smooth
never
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 12:55:19 (EST)
Chaka Khan, I feel for you.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 12:47:11 (EST)
ya might SAY this...
yada yada
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 12:21:39 (EST)
v!c as a young
man (you decide- on left or right?)
v!c on his
first job interview
and v!c as we
currently know him
ya might this is too
much v!c
WiF
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 12:21:11 (EST)
German wants to build corpse factory in Poland. Because it worked out SOOOO
well 65 years ago.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 12:15:42 (EST)
American terrorists strike
yo
murder monkey, seen that anthrax killer lately?
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 11:55:55 (EST)
Lots of cool band/movie/TV show fonts.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 11:52:09 (EST)
no comment
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 11:23:59 (EST)
nope, tain't a line at all. it be micro spam links
upon further investigation
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 11:14:45 (EST)
it appears that the little dividing line that belongs up here is now currently
residing betwixt the texas holdem and my damn spam comment
word to the BSTC
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 11:12:12 (EST)
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 10:17:51 (EST)
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 11:03:23 (EST)
young fast Iraqis?
ViC-20
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 11:01:44 (EST)
And WHERE were these hot and willing teachers when I was 16?
WiF
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 10:49:07 (EST)
A man caught by police last summer on his 23rd birthday running naked and
covered in nacho cheese pleaded guilty Monday to burglary and four other charges.
just
decided how to celebrate my next birthday
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 10:48:17 (EST)
You pet lovers ain't gonna like this.
shades
of a 101 dalmations
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 10:35:57 (EST)
gleaned from same page (there be plenty-o-tech-sh!z
too)-
define- tofinfant
define- rape juice (not naughty,
honest)
5 steps to becoming an azzhole
and I'll leave you to categorize this
one...
It wants my magic bag. My magic tea bag. But you can't have my magic tea bag!
No! NEVER WILL YOU TAKE AWAY MY MAGIC TEA BAG! Open wide little dwarfy man!
WiF
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 10:31:02 (EST)
The rough translation of the word nyataimori is "Adorned body of a woman."
for enquiring minds
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 10:22:27 (EST)
actually V!C its "young fast iranians"
iRiver Phoenix
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 10:21:06 (EST)
If it smells like
fish, eat it. and don't forget to lick
your plate clean.
if you knew sushi like I knew sushi
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 10:19:51 (EST)
more here. this one from 1985...
iRiver
Phoenix
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 10:18:34 (EST)
Kinda cool..... Has strawdogs on it eventually.....
iRiver
Phoenix
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 10:17:51 (EST)
is it just me or did that spam swallow up some headroom?
WiF
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 09:19:08 (EST)
damn
spam
USA - Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 09:18:13 (EST)
my new favorite website (check the News section!):
http://members.tripod.com/~rutabagas/
doris
- Tuesday, March 01, 2005 at 08:58:27 (EST)
They always said Glen was a
Cunt
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 23:58:01 (EST)
WalMart to close store in Quebec that unionized.
ed
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 22:38:21 (EST)
The Eagles of Death Metal
doris
- Monday, February 28, 2005 at 20:41:17 (EST)
Well, now I understand why KOL tells me he's not attracted to Asian girls.
GR
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 17:58:10 (EST)
but she does have nice "upholstery"
.
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 17:08:41 (EST)
upholstery? nope? wait is that a cigarette?
can't see the forest for the bush
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 17:08:00 (EST)
"You know, Punch-Out is a good game... but if it had more penises then it'd
be a GREAT game!"
your daily
dose of penis
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 17:03:48 (EST)
Mean Joe should do this to that annoying "Are you guys in a band" heckler.
Lester
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 17:03:20 (EST)
The Bradford native doesn't drive and has other travel restrictions, thanks
to his challenge of a law that the government won't allow him to see.
if we tell you we'd
have to kill you
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 17:01:21 (EST)
the upholstery...check the upholstery!
VIC-20
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 17:01:07 (EST)
I think you can improve on that v!c, how about "awl I wont is to halve my
peas of pi".
Tipsy's lyric helper
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 16:56:50 (EST)
decor?
WiF
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 16:54:40 (EST)
"all I want is to have my piece of pie" good, bad idea for song lyrics?
vIIIc
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 16:47:05 (EST)
WiF, observe same room "decor" in each vid.; same twat for sure.
veek
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 16:34:18 (EST)
that's one talented twat
veek
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 16:30:52 (EST)
Hateful cvnt Ann Coulter refers to Helen Thomas as an "old Arab".
Coulter
not fit to shine Thomas' shoes
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 16:29:00 (EST)
more Gannon Yogurt
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 16:25:50 (EST)
agreed on Ozzie lameness cover, made mole hill out of mountain
Leslie and Felix rule
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 16:16:13 (EST)
apparently when R2D2 gets drunk he does more than drive badly
and does C3PO know
about this?
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 15:52:03 (EST)
Optimus Prime will not be coming down for. . . whatever the fuck robots eat
for breakfast.
Lester
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 15:47:51 (EST)
No, even worse than Shinedown is the new Ozzy cover of 'Mississippi Queen'
featuring Jerry Cantrell, gospel backing vox in the final chorus, painfully
bad guitar histrionics, painfully bad multitracked ozzy vocals. It is the quintessential
HJY tune for 2005.
KOL
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 15:47:44 (EST)
v!c let's compare notes here. I say the
smoker is the same as the shooter.
WiF
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 15:47:24 (EST)
shinedown's cover of a simple man is on. right now. again.
v.
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 15:30:52 (EST)
for you suckers for malformed organic matter
“Unfortunate Animal
of the Month” Club
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 15:10:08 (EST)
You lying WHORE. You USED ME. You never LOVED ME. I hope you slide under
a gas truck and taste your own blood. DIE! DIE! DIE! I WANT MY RECORDS BACK!
I WANT MY RECORDS BACK! AAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Poet Laureate Sam Kinison
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 14:56:52 (EST)
poetry whore google yielded...
Cheating
Whore
Fuck the wind beneath my wings
Love isn't the song the bird sings
And I don't miss you anymore
You dirty cheating fucking whore
Fuck the hope that love will bring
Fuck the beauty of spring
Fuck you holding the key to my unlocked door
You a cheating fucking whore
Fuck those poems I wrote for you
Fuck those things I said I'd do...
red light
district Tipsy
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 14:39:36 (EST)
Tim Robbins gave Chris Rock the bird on stage last night?
Lester
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 14:34:58 (EST)
No Lurkers were drawn in by the promise of free beer.
Lester
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 14:26:34 (EST)
If I ever play in a band again, my stage names gonna be "Dick Carnal"
Lester
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 14:25:13 (EST)
Hey, at least I've written a song in the last two years..... Actually I'm
charging my double A so I can finish the album.
iRiver Phoenix
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 14:17:24 (EST)
Anybody watch Red Sox this Week last night?
MJ®
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 14:10:53 (EST)
Hey Lestre, did any loser lurkers make it down for their free drink Saturday
night?
MJ®
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 14:07:03 (EST)
Umm..hey iRiver, why don't you post that link to umm, that new "song" you
just wrote
MJ®
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 14:06:00 (EST)
Upon death you will be received by seven virginal bacon double cheeseburgers.
McTerrorist
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 14:01:52 (EST)
"The IRON HYMEN Abstinence-Only Education Program is produced by the US Dept.
of Health & Human Services and the White House Office of Youth Purity"
Lester
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 13:22:58 (EST)
HI...that's all I got.
Gingah Rale
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 13:11:32 (EST)
not only velocity, but accuracy
WiF
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 13:10:47 (EST)
Another reason tennis is awesome.
Lester
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 13:08:52 (EST)
Total g@y-@ss g@yness.
Lester
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 13:01:45 (EST)
you can't help but play that one over and over and over again...
viiic
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 12:45:09 (EST)
this is art and poetry and sh!t all rolled into one
WiF
of not work friendly..... um..... pee? shooter
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 12:29:52 (EST)
I'm lousy
Lousy Blouse
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 12:24:04 (EST)
tv smith = goofiest on stage "dancing" EVER
vIc
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 12:10:05 (EST)
Oh yeah-I got Mudhoney 'march to fuzz' for $6.51 at Worst Buy yesterday.
KOL
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 12:10:03 (EST)
i played house of the deat once at the arcade. friggin zombies
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 12:04:54 (EST)
define "want/need"
viiic 20
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 12:01:05 (EST)
you know, that lousy t-shirt...
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 11:58:05 (EST)
"I'm going to stomp a mud hole in your ass."
Lester
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 11:57:09 (EST)
I didn't like "breakfast", but I liked "lunch". Not as much as "dinner" but
still.
iRiver Phoenix
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 11:55:49 (EST)
t-shirt?
doff
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 11:55:46 (EST)
Whatever. Tipsy would be jealous of what in bs@bennysizzler inbox. that shit
is art and poetry and all other shit that rules rolled into one
iRiver Phoenix
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 11:52:35 (EST)
I didn't like "The Gulag Archipelago", but I liked "One Day in the Life of
Ivan Denisovich". Not as much as Dostoyevsky's "House of the Dead," but still.
Lester
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 11:52:14 (EST)
PS to iRiver Phoenix. You are so jealous of Tipsy.
MJ®
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 11:46:54 (EST)
The "bench" theory for Cocaine Invasion band at Sat's gig is very funny.
When do they start the draft?
MJ®
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 11:45:54 (EST)
WOW! I just NOW got done signing autographs after sat's gig. FUCK ME. The
Sleazies were so good. Tight, great songs, good segues. LOVE Burr on second
guitar and backing vocals. he is my hero. And true, if you stood side stage
you heard stage sound-FAR better than PA sound.
MJ®
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 11:44:17 (EST)
sleeping>eating>music>social interaction>TV>playstation>watching bug on wall>eating
cold soup>reading books.
iRiver Phoenix
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 11:43:37 (EST)
Things are going downhill quickly for some disabled vets.
Lester
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 11:43:13 (EST)
let's clarify. eggers came highly-recommended. have not read anything by
him but some who have were very impressed. the pubco thing is what's more impressive...only
slightly leavened by the fact that he has enough money to not make money. if
that makes sense. pulitzer prizes for lit tend to not wholly suck, as well.
as for the blog/liberrian thing....major beef is that the digerati continually
mock "dead tree versions" of anything as obsolete. not true. also, i'm in the
middle of reading gulag archipelago and i just would not want to read it on
a screen. k? k. that said, the following is another example of dirty not keeping
it clean:
doris
- Monday, February 28, 2005 at 11:41:13 (EST)
Literary-type arrested. Also uses poor grammar.
Lester
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 11:39:12 (EST)
i'm sorry you only got a t-shirt doff. i hope it was worth it.
iRiver Phoenix
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 11:36:26 (EST)
R2D2 arrested for drunk driving.
Lester
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 11:31:40 (EST)
...and TV Smith had some great songs. I was very surprised. As long as you
stood side stage you could hear some guitar, and Jamie sounded awesome.
doff
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 11:26:32 (EST)
Homer began his gay marriage ceremony by saying 'Queerly beloved, we are
gathered here today...'
the literary
snobbery is cover for g@y @ssness
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 11:25:23 (EST)
Last bottle of world's oldest single malt whiskey leaves Scotland. In other
news, TS is moving to Hong Kong.
Lester
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 11:24:14 (EST)
Wow, didn't know the lurk was such prose snobs. It must suck to be so smart.
doff
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 11:22:59 (EST)
THIS is for literary types only.
Lester Hemingway
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 11:14:47 (EST)
Whoever posted that Eggers interview in the "literary" title should have
his publishing company taken away.
Lester
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 10:58:16 (EST)
I am in agreeance. The sound was fucked. I thought the Living Room got the
old Lupo's sound system, but then someone told me it was the Met's. Who was
doing sound anywhoo? Cocain Invasion did introduce something new to the punk
rock table that I can't believe hasn't been done before. A bench. You know -
for substitutes. They had like 7 or 8 guys in the group but only 4 instruments.
There might have been some on stage bickering about playing time though.
doff
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 10:47:39 (EST)
is that deserve as in punishment?
.
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 10:44:20 (EST)
How were the midnight adverts?
Sneak
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 10:44:04 (EST)
poetic bukkake indeed
Tipsy on the repost
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 10:43:01 (EST)
hey it's like jeopardy in that I gave the answer and now there is no question.
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 10:41:30 (EST)
be very paranoid....
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 10:41:06 (EST)
"want/need" = deserve
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 10:40:19 (EST)
spam
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 10:38:00 (EST)
Do the kids really want/need tipsy or are you all indulging his self fullfillment
in an auto-erotic bad poetry maual release on a crowd of puzzled members.
iRiver Phoenix
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 10:33:33 (EST)
holy blown tweeter; me n' Mitch Cumstein stayed to the bitter end and I do
mean bitter; good to bump into you WR and KOL...oh and Tipsy, we're gonna have
to shorten your leash
v!c
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 10:22:41 (EST)
really, what can you do?
non-do'ing dude
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 10:09:38 (EST)
the real obscenity isn't in printing pictures of dead babies - it's in our
passivity, which allows these people to be slaughtered.
while the murder monkey
fluffs Halliburton's bottom line...
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 10:00:51 (EST)
Hey who blew Tipsy's tweeter?
Married Whore
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 09:54:39 (EST)
blown tweeter indeed
Tipsy
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 09:33:35 (EST)
i want slota to do a benny sizzler/phil collins "mash up"
DO IT NOW!
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 08:40:47 (EST)
Hey! I was at that Donnas/Joan Jett show-like 2 or 3 yrs ago right? I was
trying to get the donna that thinks she's ace frehley to come home with me,
turns out they are ALL TALK.
KOL
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 07:56:42 (EST)
Nice show ed! You're rockin' my mornin'.
IvyLeagueChef
USA - Monday, February 28, 2005 at 07:14:48 (EST)
The sound last night was the most horrid I've heard since the Joan Jett/
Donnas debacle at the Brown hockey rink. Even Tipsy sounded like a blown tweeter.
Boy Orbison
USA - Sunday, February 27, 2005 at 22:15:27 (EST)
you mean this un?
PTP
USA - Sunday, February 27, 2005 at 22:09:33 (EST)
Thanks. Part Time Punks is just about the funniest song ever written. Still
blisteringly accurate, too.
ed
USA - Sunday, February 27, 2005 at 18:59:39 (EST)
Here they come lalalalalala the part time punks. Nice show ed. Love that
one.....
iRiver Phoenix
USA - Sunday, February 27, 2005 at 17:28:25 (EST)
Had a blast rockin out with you and the Midnight Creeps. Loading gear is
my fav. I'll send those pics right out
Adam Allard <
TheDrummer1981@sbcglobal.net>
Colchester, Ct USA - Sunday, February 27, 2005 at 14:57:06 (EST)
If you missed it, my recent guest dj appearance is now archived and available.
ed
USA - Sunday, February 27, 2005 at 13:56:25 (EST)
Way too many good-looking 16-year girls at the Living Room last night. Hope
my parole officer doesn't find out....
ed
USA - Sunday, February 27, 2005 at 13:54:37 (EST)
successfully hijacked a WiFi, many happy returns
and now I'm Tipsy bound
USA - Saturday, February 26, 2005 at 17:02:59 (EST)
...makes me jealous. financial independence does that.
did not know byrne has oscar & golden globe. former smith hill weiner-slinger
now has a backing band consisting of microsoft powerpoint. wtf.
- Saturday, February 26, 2005 at 16:58:39 (EST)
ooooh and don dons the foil....
dirty
- Saturday, February 26, 2005 at 16:50:18 (EST)
BRITISH SEA POWER @ Middle East the 17th of May in the year of our lord 2005.
Junior Kimbrough
USA - Saturday, February 26, 2005 at 16:32:20 (EST)
Dave Eggers is a syntax-impaired literary hack.
TS
USA - Saturday, February 26, 2005 at 16:10:38 (EST)
We are scientists in our lab Looking through a microscope Those little glass
slides they never lie How can this small mind cope?
Tanks Don
USA - Saturday, February 26, 2005 at 15:32:23 (EST)
What does a drunken DJ sound like?
click on the
top link
USA - Saturday, February 26, 2005 at 10:05:00 (EST)
Good one Don. So I turn on IFC (which rules) and Dinner for 5 last
night has Joey Pants, Janeane Garofalo, David Byrne and ..... Eggers. He was
all about McSweeney's and little else, other than real estate prices (Brooklyn
vs Frisco.) If you see it you'll prob'ly wanna tell Janeane of PC and Pants
to shaddup and eat.
doris
- Saturday, February 26, 2005 at 09:20:32 (EST)
Ah, the age old dilema: fantasy baseball vs. fantasy cloud beings.
doff
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 22:35:59 (EST)
jeeez like 6 years experience in rotiss and ein-fucking-stein commish me
sets our live draft for.....easter morning. the zealots are all over me like
stink on shit.
boris the pagan?
- Friday, February 25, 2005 at 21:18:27 (EST)
Literary Types
Only
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 19:08:29 (EST)
OH SNAP. anyway, see you intrepid show goers tomorree night
veek
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 18:00:36 (EST)
How many weeks ago did WR make that man-date joke?
doff
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 17:57:31 (EST)
I got married when I got bored with your mother, William Radcliffe.
TS
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 17:54:40 (EST)
CHONG! You like thitysomething too?!! I have the entire first 4 seasons on
DVD!
MJ®
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 17:51:11 (EST)
Just ordered 1284 pages of proof of the murder monkey's torture agenda in
the junta's own words. Guess I'll have plenty of reading material to last me
a couple of months. The interviews with the editor a worth a look (currently
lusting after one hot lawyer).
WiF
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 17:13:34 (EST)
File this one under- Products we never EVER want to see
Gannon Yogurt
WiF
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 16:52:03 (EST)
looks like the White House replaced Gannon with another planted g@y phony
journalist.
WiF
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 16:49:38 (EST)
Well imagine this, someone does something stupid and reprehensible, then
admits it, suspends himself and apologizes to the parties concerned. To bad
the murder monkey doesn't read, maybe he'd learn somthing from this story.
WiF
of accountability
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 16:48:08 (EST)
remember me?
Bill
Maher
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 16:40:32 (EST)
That's right, GARNISH.
WiF
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 16:24:04 (EST)
I think INB stands for something-something-Bar
clueless also
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 16:21:30 (EST)
So what exactly is the INB?
ed
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 16:16:56 (EST)
And Karen Adams is still the best looking drag queen of them all.
Walter Cryan
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 16:15:39 (EST)
I'm going to pick up the GD white trashometer (read: blue van) IF THAT MEANS
ANYTHING AT ALL TO ANY OF YOU
v!c
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 16:14:41 (EST)
Kansas AG Phill Kline looks like Dan Ayckroyd in his "Fred Garvin, Male Prostitute"
character, which would be funny except that Kline is a complete fascist.
ed
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 16:08:23 (EST)
why yes as a matter of fact it isn't.
dirty
- Friday, February 25, 2005 at 16:06:29 (EST)
smelly g@y google yielded-
"The riper the better," one pit pig enthuses. "Whoever invented deodorant should
be put in jail." And certainly a well-scented underarm, brimming with lust-producing
pheromones and reeking of male sweat, can be a
powerful dick-hardener. "I could bury my face in there and snuffle around
for hours,"says the pit pig.
WiF of ( never
mind that's close enough)
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 15:57:29 (EST)
THAT is paparazzo MONEY SHOT.
veek
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 15:50:50 (EST)
re: mj theory.....crapola
chong
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 15:36:05 (EST)
Okay okay, some of you are gayer than others as indicated by some of you
dressing and smelling better than others. ANYWAY, where da FUCK did that picture
of KANUNU come from? and is it for real?
MJ®
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 15:30:40 (EST)
Keanu Heaves
Lester
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 15:24:57 (EST)
Garnish fetish?
Lester
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 15:14:07 (EST)
It's the first Gannon joke-off
I said JOKE-off ya jerk
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 15:12:15 (EST)
nice 250% scalping!
stubsy
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 15:06:56 (EST)
gee this sounds familiar
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 14:55:12 (EST)
If MJ's theory is right, I've really got to work on my accessorising
WiF
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 14:29:47 (EST)
doris, is that a g@y come-on ?
donff
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 14:25:20 (EST)
i think we're ALL putting our g@y @ss cocks on display in our own sad, sad
way.
doff
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 14:23:58 (EST)
don stubhub.com dood
dirty
- Friday, February 25, 2005 at 14:17:15 (EST)
you get the idea
v.
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 14:16:08 (EST)
what a firestorm of pro-g@yness
v!!!k
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 14:11:15 (EST)
Speaking of gay: Superman may be a dick, but Jimmy Olsen is still his best
gal. Uh, I mean pal. Okay, I meant gal pal.
Lester
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 14:02:11 (EST)
See? Just what I mean. That hand has some gay in him.
MJ®
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 13:50:51 (EST)
Does the Sizz need a DJ?
Lester
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 13:49:44 (EST)
Okay, here's my theory. If you are involved in the arts in any way, shape,
or form-and I mean from drag shows, acting, to punk rock band- you have some
gay in you. Seriously. Hear me out. You have to. You are in touch with a side
that is far deeper (and cooler) than the average straight loser on the street.
You rehearse, you work it out, you make it "just right" so your show is entertaining
for others.
MJ®
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 13:49:31 (EST)
Doff, don't forget about the mighty Todd Walker. Throw at him, too. Also
at the Cub's third base coach.
Lester
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 13:44:05 (EST)
I remember playing shows at Jacque's in Boston and my friend's brother was
staring at the asian drag queens/trannies shooting pool. He said they were the
hottest girls he'd ever seen and was completely oblivious to the reality of
the situation. After being told the truth, he was really quiet for a bit, then
said "fuck it, I'd still bang them!"
KOL
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 13:41:48 (EST)
agreed ed, the singing anus was definitely of a superior quality, not to
mention an actual "talent" rather than puter generated sh!z
a concurring lurker
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 13:34:06 (EST)
The Asia/Gingah Rale controversy is so very funny. Funniest drag queen mj
ever had the pleasure to work with was Miss Kiki at Don Hill's.
MJ®
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 13:32:33 (EST)
he v!c, you can catch the recrowning downtown tonight before you head to
the Shinebrown show.
Though Gingah Rale says she was deprived of her rightful moment of glory at
the pageant, she will officially be crowned Miss Gay Rhode Island 2005 tonight,
in a ceremony at the Dark Lady bar downtown.
WiF
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 13:32:05 (EST)
The singing anus in Pink Flamingos was a lot funnier, and had better taste
in music.
ed
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 13:26:38 (EST)
Forgot the link
Sneak
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 13:25:57 (EST)
whatsa matter vic, did it move?
.
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 13:24:56 (EST)
Vic's just bitter about the whole Asia/Ginger Rale controversy.
Sneak
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 13:24:35 (EST)
Vic=homophobic?
Gay Lurker
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 13:17:55 (EST)
Lestre you are a bitch. That has to be the hardest ticket to get eva. Don't
want to admit how long I wasted in sox virtual waiting room. I heard Shill is
going to throw at Nomar.
doff
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 13:14:52 (EST)
A history lesson for the uninformed. Click on sounds. (No Gary Gilmore's
Eyes though.)
Adverts and Others
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 13:09:54 (EST)
oh we got fags on this lurk...can be no question now
v!!!c
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 13:00:49 (EST)
whosoever fucks Dred Durst deserves the noteriety
v!!!c
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 12:58:57 (EST)
The "T-Mobile Terrorist" strikes again. Fred Durst is apparently still getting
laid.
Lester
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 12:51:36 (EST)
HA! Single game tickets for the Cubs went on sale this morning, and I scoreD
a ticket for the Red Sox at Wrigley in June.
Lester
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 12:46:18 (EST)
two words-
singing penis
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 12:41:50 (EST)
i exist to serve, vic. don, prob'ly an IE plugin thing more than an OS thing.
it *is* after all Mess'N. north foster received less than one quarter of one
foot of snow. da.
boris
- Friday, February 25, 2005 at 12:38:02 (EST)
I always thought the INB was named after the hottie behind the tap.
Man Janesfield
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 12:34:47 (EST)
I'm not sure doris, but I think you and your library friend just insulted
me. I'll get back to you when I figure it out.
doff
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 12:32:53 (EST)
give that three-legger a hearty pat on the noggin for me; show apparently
a tribute/party for Andy Conn, killed in a house fire this winter
viiic
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 12:26:14 (EST)
Yeah, what he said! HAHAHAHA--that pic of Dexter is funny (not sure why).
Just gonna go meet that dog, see what's up with her, and push for Amy to feature
her on B101 next week. BTW, all sickness gone? How'd that happen? See you all
tomorrow.
Gingah Rale
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 12:07:55 (EST)
no but it provides some amusement which's gotta mean SOMETHING
v!!!c
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 12:01:00 (EST)
fat sweaty and stupid is no way to go through life son. here is something
that makes me jealous. yes, he kissed the grail....hope this link ....
works....
doris
- Friday, February 25, 2005 at 11:58:21 (EST)
I have to work at the Ironically Named Bar. As I offered before, and Lurkers
that show up pre-g!g get a free drink.
Lester
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 11:34:16 (EST)
did I forget to mention half to three-quarter in the bag?
ps
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 11:30:24 (EST)
dirt, no one will be satisfied until you're seen stumbling through the club
door sweating profusely having just run a quarter mile to catch your beloved
Benny when Benny doesn't hit stage for another hour; THAT is entertainment my
friend
veek
USA - Friday, February 25, 2005 at 11:30:01 (EST)
vic. sorry.
dirty
- Friday, February 25, 2005 at 11:24:15 (EST)
one for the Wake.......
"American Library Association president Michael Gorman is not too fond of
bloggers and blogging. '[The] Blog People (or their subclass who are interested
in computers and the glorification of information) have a fanatical belief in
the transforming power of digitization and a consequent horror of, and contempt
for, heretics who do not share that belief... Given the quality of the writing
in the blogs I have seen, I doubt that many of the Blog People are in the habit
of sustained reading of complex texts. It is entirely possible that their intellectual
needs are met by an accumulation of random facts and paragraphs.'"
doris
- Friday, February 25, 2005 at 11:16:26 (EST)
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