lurkive may 1-16 2002

I once blew 80 rhodendendrons!
Azalea Lee
USA - Thursday, May 16, 2002 at 18:54:23 (EDT)

Mr. T pities me!
The fool <eat@theY.com>
East Orange, NJ USA - Thursday, May 16, 2002 at 18:53:16 (EDT)

DAMN this thing needs a spell check
Lotto Lover
USA - Thursday, May 16, 2002 at 18:51:51 (EDT)

New scratch tickest "Priestly Fun"
Lotto Lover
USA - Thursday, May 16, 2002 at 18:51:23 (EDT)

this just in: Christian weightlifter demonstrates God's hatred of ice blocks and wooden boards
the Onion (not the dog)
USA - Thursday, May 16, 2002 at 18:06:29 (EDT)

I fuckin' rule.
Loggenstein <roll@off.com>
USA - Thursday, May 16, 2002 at 17:34:35 (EDT)

gOD fuckin'DAMN! Benny Sizzler gives good LOG!
Jacqués <lognot@jam.com>
Lôg, Logtopia - Thursday, May 16, 2002 at 17:24:17 (EDT)

Oh boys... thought you'd like to know the Pistols are getting back together to flip off the queen on her 50th anniversary. Of corpse, Sid is said to be putting up a rotten stink.
Proctor's gamble
manchester, uk - Thursday, May 16, 2002 at 16:51:24 (EDT)

Proctor's Gamble: will they catch me molesting this altar boy? or will they not...? Proctor's Gambol is something else entirely...
the Bucket <buck@dot.com>
me, RI USA - Thursday, May 16, 2002 at 16:43:01 (EDT)

Teverance, you shanti-town boys are all the same. I'll bet you dumped that cobblestone and kicked her to the curb like so much sidewalk trash. Face it, you're just another stoner in the rubble of life.
Proctor's gamble
runfid, ri USA - Thursday, May 16, 2002 at 16:10:50 (EDT)

yeah I'll be there...7pm...with a sharp knife...
the Client
USA - Thursday, May 16, 2002 at 15:12:41 (EDT)

yo client, you be ready for your rinse and set round 7pm?
Hair E. Dresser
USA - Thursday, May 16, 2002 at 15:05:15 (EDT)

golam my ass. You don't know shit from shanti. I did that cobblestone
Teverence
Providence, USA - Thursday, May 16, 2002 at 15:03:24 (EDT)

Teverence gimme some of dat clay. I'm gonna make one of dem Golems.... SHANTI! SHANTI! DAHAT! DAHAT!... I'm getting dizzy... I don't feel so well. Hey Teverence ya missed da turn... yeah I did both them sisters, they were pretty good too.
hymie's ramble
bee-och city, ri USA - Thursday, May 16, 2002 at 14:51:15 (EDT)

I once blew 70 azaleas out of my breezeway. It felt like I was passing a cobblestone. See that house? I did her too.
Hymie's ramble
p-village, ri USA - Thursday, May 16, 2002 at 14:19:09 (EDT)

I went to Prague once and wiped out on a folding bike on the cobblestoned mountain road
Mean Joe
USA - Thursday, May 16, 2002 at 12:44:47 (EDT)

I can do 70 in reverse from the breezeway to the azalea
Mrs.White
Next Door, USA - Thursday, May 16, 2002 at 12:43:27 (EDT)

..MY behemouth's...
Jacques
USA - Thursday, May 16, 2002 at 12:42:46 (EDT)

I've just come from sweating by behemouth's off in the driveway.
Jacqeus <Shit@box.com>
The Island, USA - Thursday, May 16, 2002 at 12:42:19 (EDT)

another research bulletin(search engines are more dangerous than wild injuns)-- this day in history... 1618 - Rebelling Bohemian Protestants throw two Catholic regents to their deaths from a castle window in Prague, sparking the Thirty Years' War. I think this just might keep Fr Porter at bay.
Proctor's gamble
roomfud, ri USA - Thursday, May 16, 2002 at 12:34:04 (EDT)

i likie...i likie...
willie
USA - Thursday, May 16, 2002 at 12:27:05 (EDT)

word. thanks for the heads up...i thought he had string and stuff in him too - no? will look into it and perhaps bring one back to afix to willy's drum kit. would you like that willy?
jerzy grrrl
amsterdam, netherlands - Thursday, May 16, 2002 at 12:16:40 (EDT)

Upon further research- it's Golem, who was whipped up by one Rabbi Loew (an ancient relative of Rob Loew and Fr Porter). I even found the old family recipe. No shitting!here it is -- Make the face, hands and feet out of clay. Roll it over on its back. Walk around the form of clay from right to left seven times." As you walk around the form, shout, "Shanti, Shanti, Dahat, Dahat!". Sounds like you better watch your back jerzy (and watch what you chant).
Proctor's gamble
room4d, ri USA - Thursday, May 16, 2002 at 12:09:28 (EDT)

i also have an infant of prague action figure and refrigerator magnet if you're in the market for some of them too! heh. no, really. i do. well, not the action figure, but wouldn't that be cool?!
jerzy grrrl
amsterdam, netherlands - Thursday, May 16, 2002 at 12:07:20 (EDT)

the golum IS indeed from them thar hills and valleys of the mystical Praha. would ye like me to bring one back - i will. i have a wee miniature golum in my digs back in jerzy...pretty cool stuff!
jerzy grrrl
amsterdam, netherlands - Thursday, May 16, 2002 at 12:04:50 (EDT)

I have returned...
the prodigal son <returnedfromthe@dead>
USA - Thursday, May 16, 2002 at 12:03:20 (EDT)

my God...
TFWilly
USA - Thursday, May 16, 2002 at 11:58:46 (EDT)

THE INFANT OF PRAGUE?! Don't let Fr. Porter catch wind of that or he'll be skipping bail, chasing you down with a box of pampers, and have skipped off to another parish before you know what hit you. (intellectual aside- isn't the original Gollum from them there hills?)
Proctor's gamble
rimfud, ri USA - Thursday, May 16, 2002 at 11:54:53 (EDT)

Sloby Doo, as he was known in the circles i run in is no longer such a cool cat. i think the best i can offer you is to throw him from a 4th or higher story window...you know, like jan hus or somebody. perhaps we can sick the infant of prague on him?!
jerzy grrrl
amsterdam, netherlands - Thursday, May 16, 2002 at 11:44:25 (EDT)

my heart is broken. who will i drool over now?! certainly not a married man with a little jimmy! starting tomorrow, i will drown my sorrows in becherovka and absinthe - if i'm lucky perhaps i'll go mad like kafka. promise you won't publish my works after my demise. i beg you. jg
jerzy grrrl
amsterdam, netherlands - Thursday, May 16, 2002 at 11:41:01 (EDT)

Oh...Will has a WIFE does he? In ole "Sac", CA? Well who do you think I am? I'm NUMBER 1. He's 34? ha. I have birth certificates that prove Willy makes Keith Richards look like a newborn. Wait a mean-that's Mean Joe Greenwood's...
Mrs. Other Willy <thereyouare@pissed.com>
Salt Lake, UTAH USA - Thursday, May 16, 2002 at 11:01:46 (EDT)

I knew it! Dutch prostitutes, double-entendre existential mumbo jumbo, Vatican slags and BEAVER. I KNEW something was going on over at that sinful house. The Bucket should be so lucky not to have this neighbor!
Gladys Cravitz <noise@complaint.com>
Newport, RI USA - Thursday, May 16, 2002 at 10:58:02 (EDT)

Actually, I believe it is immigration. The migrant beaver cum up seasonally to chew on a little of the local wood.
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Thursday, May 16, 2002 at 10:47:39 (EDT)

By imigration of course I mean customs.
Jacqués <idiot@brain.com>
USA - Thursday, May 16, 2002 at 10:28:20 (EDT)

Can you bring beaver through imigration?
Jacqués <frenchfurtrapper.org>
USA - Thursday, May 16, 2002 at 10:25:41 (EDT)

Hey Jerzy, while you're in Prague look up one of Fr. Porter's old friends, Slobodan. They made quite the pair-- Fr. Porter picked up one of his nicknames because he and Slobodan were such buddies. People used to call them Slobodan and Slo-beatoff. Yeah, that Slobodan was quite a cut-up, between the way he could carve a Turk and the parlor tricks Fr. Porter could do with the boys... well, now I'm getting all misty. Garcon, Czech please.
Proctor's gamble
rum-fjord, ri USA - Thursday, May 16, 2002 at 10:21:53 (EDT)

oh yeah, and happy belated willy - sorry i missed your big 34 day - i been outtatown gettin' you a present! can't wait to um, er, give it to you...heh. you know, IT?! x
jerzy grrrl
amsterdam, netherlands - Thursday, May 16, 2002 at 04:34:16 (EDT)

wait a minute. i think youz guyz (that's jerzy speak) is pulling me leg. willy don't got no kidz, does he?! where did he go missin'?! tell me more about what's doin'in bennyland! puhleeze?! yes. yesterday we went and got prostitutes - when in amsterdam....tomorrow we leave for my favorite city in the world - praha.
jerzy grrrl <hashingoutthedetails@theredlightdistrict.com>
amsterdam, netherlands - Thursday, May 16, 2002 at 04:31:56 (EDT)

this website worries me...
Mrs. Whipple <mrswhipple@whipple.com>
USA - Thursday, May 16, 2002 at 02:02:18 (EDT)

i thought i told you to get ridda that kid
daddy <whyoh@why.com>
USA - Thursday, May 16, 2002 at 01:26:15 (EDT)

DADDY!!!!!!!!
Little Jimmy <hell@home.com>
Sacramento, CA USA - Thursday, May 16, 2002 at 00:38:06 (EDT)

THERE you are you little DEADBEAT! I've got little Jimmy over here screaming for his daddy..wonderin' wonderin'...wher the hell IS that 34 year old deadbeat...
Mrs. Twilly <not@amused.com>
Sacramento, CA USA - Thursday, May 16, 2002 at 00:36:09 (EDT)

BOOTIFUL!
a kid <wherethehell@you.net>
thistinyship, ? USA - Wednesday, May 15, 2002 at 23:31:54 (EDT)

a kids goes missing and no one notices...beautiful
Twilly
USA - Wednesday, May 15, 2002 at 23:25:39 (EDT)

a kid turns 34 and then gets THIS shit?! hey, see you Thursday...slice & die cut?
TFW
USA - Wednesday, May 15, 2002 at 22:26:02 (EDT)

what the FUCK
Three Finger Willy
USA - Wednesday, May 15, 2002 at 22:18:19 (EDT)

Defrock the lad, defrock the lass, drink the "blood" and grab some ass!
Midnight Nambla
USA - Wednesday, May 15, 2002 at 20:44:04 (EDT)

Defrock the lass!
Father Proctor
Boston, MA USA - Wednesday, May 15, 2002 at 18:46:40 (EDT)

advice for the day-- when traveling a broad don't forget to check her tulips
Proctor's gamble
the bucket, ri USA - Wednesday, May 15, 2002 at 14:44:19 (EDT)

Snappy, you know Benny doesn't condone such course language, but mightn't you go fuck yourself?
Benny Sizzler
USA - Wednesday, May 15, 2002 at 13:48:33 (EDT)

I prefer not to be painted with that nut brush
Van Gogh <not@ear.com>
Amsterdam, The Netherlands - Wednesday, May 15, 2002 at 13:47:19 (EDT)

did somebody just say my name...?
A Broad
Camloops , BC CANADA - Wednesday, May 15, 2002 at 13:42:08 (EDT)

JERZY!! So much has transpired. Willy gone missing (and it's his birthday to boot), Canadians are out of the playoffs and Gene has taken a lover. Ahh ...the Neherlands...land of Van Gogh and bike paths, is Benny right? You are such a lucky girl to be abroad.
Benny
USA - Wednesday, May 15, 2002 at 13:38:50 (EDT)

Somebody on this log has wet their BIRTHDAY...
Benny Sizzler
USA - Wednesday, May 15, 2002 at 13:34:36 (EDT)

jesus. i'm gone for two days and all hell breaks loose...can someone please fill me in?! yes benny i am on my way to the fair city of jan svankmajer and david cerny via the land of sex, drugs and tulips. am surprised how much i miss you - do you miss me too?! xo jg
jerzy grrrl
amsterdam, netherlands - Wednesday, May 15, 2002 at 13:16:25 (EDT)

Hey, look at this picture I just took!... Cool huh!
Snappy
USA - Wednesday, May 15, 2002 at 10:40:28 (EDT)

Yo Tevrence you missed the turn! See that house. I did a broad who lived there. see that one over there. I did her too.
Proctor's Gamble
the bucket tour, ri USA - Wednesday, May 15, 2002 at 10:09:20 (EDT)

will remains UNCUT
Hair. E. Dresser
NYC baby, USA - Tuesday, May 14, 2002 at 21:38:09 (EDT)

Benny Sizzler can get over here and kiss my royal ass. Jose Theodore can stop MY puck!
Teverence
Providence, RI USA - Tuesday, May 14, 2002 at 21:36:34 (EDT)

I like to ROCK
Roger Rocker
st. Louis, USA - Tuesday, May 14, 2002 at 21:28:50 (EDT)

suPOOSED!!! somebody KILL ME!
Gail
USA - Tuesday, May 14, 2002 at 21:26:33 (EDT)

err...that's supoosed to be "COMMENTS" not 'scomments' Damn where's the typo check on this thing?
gail
USA - Tuesday, May 14, 2002 at 21:26:11 (EDT)

My boyfriend Jose would be very hurt by both you guy' scomments. You're all so jealous
Gail
USA - Tuesday, May 14, 2002 at 21:25:23 (EDT)

The man has intestinal fortitude. Something Jose is lacking. I bet his entrails are gorgeous though.
Benny Sizzler
USA - Tuesday, May 14, 2002 at 21:23:23 (EDT)

Ahhhh...Gilmour......the terror of onside shots and glass penalty-box doors
SmellyCat
USA - Tuesday, May 14, 2002 at 19:47:04 (EDT)

Ole Theodore was to busy building a snow man out to the ice to goal tend...
SmellyCat
USA - Tuesday, May 14, 2002 at 19:17:18 (EDT)

Gilmour can't carry the whole friggin thing
B.S.
USA - Tuesday, May 14, 2002 at 18:52:00 (EDT)

Neither does stinking up the ice for the last 2 and 1/3rd games.
Benny Sizzler
BrokenHarted, USA - Tuesday, May 14, 2002 at 18:49:54 (EDT)

the small victories don't get ya a cup...
SmellyCat
USA - Tuesday, May 14, 2002 at 18:43:43 (EDT)

Live by the pretty boy die by the pretty boy. At least they buried the B's.
Benny S. <golfing@playoffs.com>
Not Boston, RI USA - Tuesday, May 14, 2002 at 18:05:28 (EDT)

8-2?
SmellyCat
USA - Tuesday, May 14, 2002 at 15:53:10 (EDT)

i enjoy putting peanut butter on my nipples..
SmellyCat
USA - Tuesday, May 14, 2002 at 12:03:33 (EDT)

But I WILL have sex with that crueller
Kais R.Roll
USA - Tuesday, May 14, 2002 at 11:09:43 (EDT)

Nummy nummy num
Benny S. <justrolledout@bed.org>
by the Sea , RI USA - Tuesday, May 14, 2002 at 10:40:18 (EDT)

I don't like the idea of Willy wearing me on his head
"Doo Rag" <un@cut.com>
Wichita, KA USA - Tuesday, May 14, 2002 at 10:38:49 (EDT)

I will NOT have sex with that muffin...
Kaiser Roll <sleepy@head.com>
somewhere, RI USA - Tuesday, May 14, 2002 at 06:50:53 (EDT)

sleep...precious precious sleep...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
TFWilly <zzz@zzz.zzz>
don't know anymore, RI USA - Tuesday, May 14, 2002 at 06:30:39 (EDT)

Tevrance! You're killin' me ova here!
Fr Proctor
USA - Tuesday, May 14, 2002 at 06:12:11 (EDT)

willy's hair remains uncut...not unlike his...lawn...
hairdresser <hair@do.com>
Swillwaukie, WI USA - Tuesday, May 14, 2002 at 04:05:24 (EDT)

funny how "name" is in quotes...funny...
"name"
USA - Tuesday, May 14, 2002 at 01:29:35 (EDT)

I can see my house from here!
Gene
provvy, USA - Tuesday, May 14, 2002 at 00:10:24 (EDT)

er...yeah...i came by way of square sticks...but not square pants...not square pants S. Bob
tripledigitdekaphobia
USA - Monday, May 13, 2002 at 19:11:03 (EDT)

i will be rearing my ugly head tonight...abandon hope all ye who enter here...
Gail's ass crack <whatliesbeneath@aol.com>
Gail's Trousers, D'Island USA - Monday, May 13, 2002 at 18:52:29 (EDT)

your wallets are NOT leathery
Snappy <big@fatmouth.com>
blowye, yeah USA - Monday, May 13, 2002 at 18:14:26 (EDT)

has anyone heard from Father Proctor?
Buddy Cianci <hair@piece.com>
Providence, RI USA - Monday, May 13, 2002 at 18:05:00 (EDT)

i heard my name and didn't like it
Dee Pot <ink@pot.com>
Windy City, Illi USA - Monday, May 13, 2002 at 17:56:34 (EDT)

Did some one say WALLET TITS? With SNAPS? That'd be me...
Peaches <Golfballs@tubesox.com>
NYC, USA - Monday, May 13, 2002 at 17:52:05 (EDT)

Oh Jerzy we're gonna miss ya. You will "Prague-ally" miss us too, eh? Am I RIGHT?
Benny Sizzler
USA - Monday, May 13, 2002 at 17:51:00 (EDT)

this site rocks...but who the fuck is this Tevrence? crickle crackle
James Crack Corn <yumpin@yimminie.com>
Lincoln, NE USA - Monday, May 13, 2002 at 17:27:58 (EDT)

I'd better like it...I HAD BETTER! now will the girl with tits like two empty wallets please stand up...
3FWilly
USA - Monday, May 13, 2002 at 17:14:31 (EDT)

when you can HANG wit da CHAINS let me know
Dick Fuckin Cheney <mybalding@head.com>
Wash, DC USA - Monday, May 13, 2002 at 17:13:08 (EDT)

awright bennyland...i'm off fer a few weeks iffin' my plane can take off now that i'm hearin' thunder outside. any requests from willy and the gang? clogs? spacecake? absinthe? a book of kafka? can you guess where i'm headed - here's a hint...will czech in periodically,and i pucker my tulips together for a farewell kiss...get it?!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, May 13, 2002 at 16:40:23 (EDT)

You'll get nothing and like it. Well,, maybe you'll hit the dye pot...
Mean Joe Greenwood <myhairy@ass.com>
The Island, USA - Monday, May 13, 2002 at 16:28:02 (EDT)

Word to Dave from Sask., "get back to work" (.) (.)
Miss Gail
The Island, RI USA - Monday, May 13, 2002 at 16:25:22 (EDT)

That's right smartass jerzy Woman...I said SNA!!! I told you this think needed a spellcjeck!
Sna D. Aygo
Sna Diego, CA USA - Monday, May 13, 2002 at 16:23:52 (EDT)

yo GG, how 'bout that cut & die job tonight...i mean dye job...
3muthafuckinfingerdwillie
USA - Monday, May 13, 2002 at 15:28:22 (EDT)

just wanted to say thank you to everyone for giving me something to read at work!! so much fun watching this message board! keep it up ( . )( . ) titties love dave
dave tha' fag <upyours@please.cum>
stoon, sk mutherfuckingcanada - Monday, May 13, 2002 at 15:11:44 (EDT)

is sna diego near san diego?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, May 13, 2002 at 15:04:27 (EDT)

I need this sh!t like an independently urinating homunculus needs sleepwear.
Kaiser Roll <ein@nein.com>
Berlin, Germany - Monday, May 13, 2002 at 15:04:02 (EDT)

please pass the jelly
little Jimmy <i dontknew wha dat is>
trenton, nj USA - Monday, May 13, 2002 at 14:58:30 (EDT)

somebody get Tevrence on da phone...dat's fuckin' interestin'...
da Commish <dats@interestin.com>
prov E dense, RI USA - Monday, May 13, 2002 at 14:53:21 (EDT)

Mildew resistant to boot? i am not welcome on that mattress, Jerzy...
Mill E. Dew <bugs@germs.com>
I need a JOB, USA - Monday, May 13, 2002 at 14:46:43 (EDT)

Did somebody say KINGSFORD CHARCOAL?!!! that shit is some good SHIT!
torch <on@fire.com>
Sna Diego, CA USA - Monday, May 13, 2002 at 14:43:57 (EDT)

Damn this board needs a spellcheck. Either that or a second chance before you fire your comment off into space!
Mrs. sizzler <I can't @spell.com>
USA - Monday, May 13, 2002 at 14:42:42 (EDT)

Is somebody on this message baord STILL in their pajamas...?
Mrs. Sizzler <youmeantotellmeSTILL@sleepsuit.com>
The Island, RI USA - Monday, May 13, 2002 at 14:40:25 (EDT)

um. i can be down with b-ball. for sure. from chitown, see?!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, May 13, 2002 at 14:38:25 (EDT)

If by ON you mean HAPPENENIN - then yes we're ON We still have to confirm with the Cardinal, imean the Commish. Not that he's a commissioner, but meaning that he receives a commission from property exchanging hands. Much like Jerzy Grrl and her Kingsford mattress. DOWN IN FLAMES!!!
Benny Sizzler <still@pajamas.com>
USA - Monday, May 13, 2002 at 13:52:57 (EDT)

are we ON for tonight? are we?!
3fingered willie
USA - Monday, May 13, 2002 at 13:47:07 (EDT)

you leave little jimmy alone! he's special
chim chim <litemy@fire.com>
Boise, ID USA - Monday, May 13, 2002 at 13:45:21 (EDT)

round ball - the pill - the rock - shake & bake - George Gervin finger roll - Earl the Pearl...
Jacqués <wilson@jet.com>
Beaver, QU Canada - Monday, May 13, 2002 at 13:43:15 (EDT)

Do NOT listen to this Jaqués character he is obviously an imposter. The real Jacqués would NEVER mis-spell his own moniker. (gOD Damned this Benny LOG needs a fuckin spell check!)
Jacqués Hoff <with 2F's this time.com>
USA - Monday, May 13, 2002 at 13:37:52 (EDT)

I will bring you up on charges. I will.
the Maytag repair man <hitler@robot.com>
NY, NY USA - Monday, May 13, 2002 at 13:19:04 (EDT)

you know, the coils in my bed would even give good support to someone with say, um, three fingers, or something like that.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, May 13, 2002 at 12:49:45 (EDT)

hmmm. round ball. well, i'm not originally from jerzy so perhaps i'm missing something? when was the last time you were in jc jaques? aren't you missing a "c" in your name?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, May 13, 2002 at 12:43:37 (EDT)

no temperpedic...my bed is a kingsdown sleeping beauty. it has an exclusive coil-on-coil system that conforms to your body as you sleep, providing you with proper spinal support all night long. your body floats on 11" of spring steel which continuously adjusts to your individual weight. since every body is different, it is essential to select a sleep set which will conform to your individual body's unique characteristics, adjusting as you sleeping position changes and providing you with a comfortable, healthy night's sleep. full coil box spring works with the mattress to provide proper support while eliminating excess pressure, allowing for better conformity to the body, better weight distribution, and relief to critical pressure points of the body. plus 4 Edge Support, only from Kingsdown, allows 15% more usable sleep surface so you and your partner sleep more soundly throughout the night. it's hypoallergenic and mildew resistant too. i highly recommend this bed.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, May 13, 2002 at 12:41:01 (EDT)

Does Jerzy Grrl like the round ball? Jerzy City is big on the round ball.
Jaqués <ball@round.com>
USA - Monday, May 13, 2002 at 12:20:01 (EDT)

Snotty Age 12
Snotty
Boogers, VT USA - Monday, May 13, 2002 at 12:17:40 (EDT)

My word!
Hymers
USA - Monday, May 13, 2002 at 12:17:32 (EDT)

My word!
Mrs. White
USA - Monday, May 13, 2002 at 12:16:38 (EDT)

Snotty, nice spellijng
DefenATly
USA - Monday, May 13, 2002 at 11:41:26 (EDT)

we're not talking a TEMPURPEDIC mattress by any chance are we, Jerzy...?
Benny Sizzler
USA - Monday, May 13, 2002 at 11:28:41 (EDT)

But you should definatly "play" with it. Emphasis on IT.
Snotty <wayupthere@thebridge>
Boogers, VT USA - Monday, May 13, 2002 at 11:11:00 (EDT)

An independently urinating homunculus is NOT a toy.
Dr. Foghorn <Leg@Horn.com>
West Hollywood, CA USA - Monday, May 13, 2002 at 10:29:23 (EDT)

ihave the best bed ever. EVER. if there were a fire, i'd die trying to save my bed. i love my bed.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, May 13, 2002 at 10:22:28 (EDT)

i'm up too. how's the market doing?!
jerzy grrrl <sleptforacouplahours@thisstillsucks.com>
jc, nj USA - Monday, May 13, 2002 at 09:37:57 (EDT)

I agree with Dave from Sask. Benny Sizzler DOES urinate independently from the host...
Humunculus
USA - Monday, May 13, 2002 at 09:33:08 (EDT)

He does too have a bed.
Gene's mother
USA - Monday, May 13, 2002 at 09:30:29 (EDT)

Im so punk I haven't even been to bed yet. I don't even HAVE a bed.
Gene
Provvy, RI USA - Monday, May 13, 2002 at 09:28:34 (EDT)

Good Morning Jerzy Grrl. Benny was up bright and early to check his stocks.
Benny S.
The Island, RI USA - Monday, May 13, 2002 at 09:23:03 (EDT)

ack. good night!.
jerzy grrrl <notsleepingandgrumpy@thissucks.com>
jc, nj USA - Monday, May 13, 2002 at 03:02:52 (EDT)

fucking still not sleeping. this sucks ASS. grumph!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, May 13, 2002 at 02:54:16 (EDT)

did you know that the average ejaculatory speed is 28 miles per hour (or 45 km/hr for our canadian friends). Once it enters the vagina, the sperm takes 5 minutes to cross the 6 inches of territory to the cervix (.0011 mph), namely because they no longer have flight accommodations and must hoof it on foot, so to speak. STILL not sleeping....
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, May 13, 2002 at 01:59:12 (EDT)

STILL not asleep. insomnia sucks donkeys.
jerzy grrrl <NOTinthelandofnod@fuckme.com>
jc, nj USA - Monday, May 13, 2002 at 01:41:09 (EDT)

is "crappest" even a real word?! grammar people! grammar!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, May 13, 2002 at 01:39:09 (EDT)

i think benny sizzler rocks too. i do. when ya comin' t'jerzey? where's willy? hast he forsaken me?! i have insomnia. ugh.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, May 13, 2002 at 01:37:07 (EDT)

i think benny sizzler rocks too. i do. when ya comin' t'jerzey? where's willy? hast he forsaken me?! i have insomnia. ugh.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Monday, May 13, 2002 at 01:36:48 (EDT)

benny sizz rocks my ass!! anyone who says different listens to rap metal and needs to be fucked in the neck!!! rock on fellas!
dave tha' fag
stoon, sk canada - Monday, May 13, 2002 at 01:09:53 (EDT)

I'm just SAYING I'm not YELLING-go to the SHOWS link
Lace
USA - Monday, May 13, 2002 at 00:55:07 (EDT)

Willy willy willy!
Lace
I don't know, USA - Monday, May 13, 2002 at 00:53:24 (EDT)

I've seen some of the crappest bands in my day, but your band stands out.
Steve
Braintree, MA USA - Monday, May 13, 2002 at 00:52:19 (EDT)

what are you fucking high?
Hymers
Providence, RI USA - Monday, May 13, 2002 at 00:50:44 (EDT)

Im only 12 and i don thin your band is any good
BlinkSum
Louisville, KY USA - Monday, May 13, 2002 at 00:44:05 (EDT)

double poop
poop
USA - Sunday, May 12, 2002 at 23:53:38 (EDT)

You guys should think about practicng more.
Randy Rock <Iliketo@rock.com>
Ft. Laudy, FLA USA - Sunday, May 12, 2002 at 23:52:44 (EDT)

New London!
Dreamer
New London, CT USA - Sunday, May 12, 2002 at 21:31:20 (EDT)

For the HOLIDAYS!
Nut Log
washington, DC USA - Sunday, May 12, 2002 at 18:57:39 (EDT)

butter logs, cheese logs, chocolate coconut logs, ants on a log...yum...
jerzy grrrl <knowswhatshestalkingabout@really.com>
jc, nj USA - Sunday, May 12, 2002 at 14:41:56 (EDT)

Log Format. I like that.
Benny s.
An Island, USA - Sunday, May 12, 2002 at 14:14:05 (EDT)

Word to all you Mothers
Edith
My Mind, Space USA - Sunday, May 12, 2002 at 14:13:01 (EDT)

you can make lots of different foods in um, log form. lots.
jerzy grrrl <knowswhatshestalkingabout@really.com>
jc, nj USA - Sunday, May 12, 2002 at 13:37:29 (EDT)

Don't say LOG
BlinkSum
Burlington, VT USA - Sunday, May 12, 2002 at 11:51:50 (EDT)

Somebody in this log has wet their hair.
Finger Pointer
guiltyville, KN USA - Sunday, May 12, 2002 at 11:21:26 (EDT)

Your light show really needs some work
RockerGuy
Des Moines, Iowa USA - Sunday, May 12, 2002 at 09:17:11 (EDT)

And Meat, how about you go eat some meat?
Meab Joe Greenwood
USA - Saturday, May 11, 2002 at 21:27:48 (EDT)

Jimmy, again, not that we condone such coarse language...but didn't we tell you once to go fuck yourself?
Mean Joe Greenwood
USA - Saturday, May 11, 2002 at 21:26:43 (EDT)

Is there any truth to the rumour that the drummer in Benny Sizzler has been spotted playing with SQUARE sticks...?
Jason
Durham, NH USA - Saturday, May 11, 2002 at 21:24:04 (EDT)

if it were up to me, i'd burn the place down
the plywood <grabass@3ply.com>
Preston, CT USA - Saturday, May 11, 2002 at 19:03:30 (EDT)

this website is so very very FUDGY...and lemony too...I'm hungry now...keep up the good work
Meat <eatredmeat@aol.com>
West Lafayette, IN USA - Saturday, May 11, 2002 at 18:41:07 (EDT)

An independantly urinating homunculus is a complete freak of nature.
Kaiser Roll <parts@unknown.com>
Germantown, WI USA - Saturday, May 11, 2002 at 18:27:56 (EDT)

what we have here is the Case of the Missing Posts...
Inspector Cleuseau <kato@aol.com>
Chinatown, NY USA - Saturday, May 11, 2002 at 18:24:16 (EDT)

words to ALL your mothers
three finger willie
USA - Saturday, May 11, 2002 at 17:52:40 (EDT)

two words: FASTER...PUSSYCAT...and a date: July 4, 2002
an interested party
wishicouldtellya, USA - Saturday, May 11, 2002 at 17:41:38 (EDT)

i dtellin my mommmi on yu
jimmmy
USA - Saturday, May 11, 2002 at 17:39:27 (EDT)

My husband need a pair of those Benny Sizzler brown/yellow underpants and fast! How do i order them?
Sherie
Hollywood, FLA USA - Saturday, May 11, 2002 at 09:18:29 (EDT)

benny sizzler has saved me from a dull, decrepit existence. thank you benny sizzler! especially willy. oh, that willy...sigh!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, May 10, 2002 at 22:18:56 (EDT)

I urinate independantly!!!
Humunculi
Salt Lake, Utah USA - Friday, May 10, 2002 at 20:44:24 (EDT)

Tubes of Nothing
Some Guy
USA - Friday, May 10, 2002 at 20:43:26 (EDT)

Mike, why don't you just go and do a gig with your REAL band tonight then...
Gail
USA - Friday, May 10, 2002 at 20:42:13 (EDT)

Jose! Quesque se are you doing on this piss and shit porn site?!
Mrs. Theodore
USA - Friday, May 10, 2002 at 20:40:45 (EDT)

Unh hunh hunh hunh... Yes I think that Gail lady is very hot
Jose Theodore
Montreal, Quebec CA - Friday, May 10, 2002 at 20:39:12 (EDT)

Jimmy, I don't normally use course language like this, but why don't you fuck off?
Benny Sizzler
USA - Friday, May 10, 2002 at 20:36:41 (EDT)

TEVERENCE, do you mean to tell me that bitch is doing an explosive blend of dance and karate?
Hymers
Providence, RI USA - Friday, May 10, 2002 at 20:35:30 (EDT)

er...Jerzy yah...uh...ya caught me slackin'...er...ya...NEWS...yeah...NEWS from PRACTICE this week...er...let's see if'n I can get SOMETHING up there...
Benny
USA - Friday, May 10, 2002 at 20:27:47 (EDT)

hey! there was no news from this weeks practice? how can that be?! NOTHING newsworthy??!!?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, May 10, 2002 at 18:39:30 (EDT)

you in boneyard now? dat's interestin'...
Robert Hymers <doyoumeanto@tellme.com>
Providence, RI USA - Friday, May 10, 2002 at 17:21:32 (EDT)

Jacques Hoff is nothing more than an over-sized homunculus. Pass it on.
The Insider
USA - Friday, May 10, 2002 at 17:16:43 (EDT)

this wheb sit loks lik pee pee and poo p0o
Jimmy
USA - Friday, May 10, 2002 at 17:11:39 (EDT)

I rock.
Quonset Hut With Eyes
Portsmouth, RI USA - Friday, May 10, 2002 at 17:07:13 (EDT)

I'm crazy for you...
Edith
USA - Friday, May 10, 2002 at 17:04:35 (EDT)

what's left after you eradicate the tubes of flesh?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, May 10, 2002 at 16:46:37 (EDT)

Not on Nova , no. BUT Tonight on the Discovery Channel "Tubes of Flesh and How We Can Erradicate Them"
Some Guy
Omaha , USA - Friday, May 10, 2002 at 16:36:18 (EDT)

You know what they say about three fingers? Tube sox!
Lars
San Diego, CA USA - Friday, May 10, 2002 at 16:34:36 (EDT)

Do not. Repeat, do NOT push my buttons
Onion
Aquid, USA - Friday, May 10, 2002 at 16:33:18 (EDT)

for some reason the term "weapon of mass distruction" comes to mind. dunno why.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, May 10, 2002 at 15:19:21 (EDT)

Is there any "boney content" involved with these Tubes of Flesh?
Tube Reporter
USA - Friday, May 10, 2002 at 14:54:10 (EDT)

you know what they say about three fingered hands...three fingerd gloves.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, May 10, 2002 at 14:51:54 (EDT)

Hey, Three Fingered Willy. Are you a three fingered fister?
Mickey
USA - Friday, May 10, 2002 at 14:47:23 (EDT)

we're lookin' for that pale gringo...he ruined my life...i can't smell nuthing no more...
Paco <taco>
spanish harlem, NYC USA - Friday, May 10, 2002 at 14:30:32 (EDT)

so tell all of us out in bennyland more about tubes of flesh. is there a nova special on them?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, May 10, 2002 at 13:49:57 (EDT)

i WILL bite you...
onion the dog <ibite@nipper.com>
MIDTOWN, RI USA - Friday, May 10, 2002 at 13:47:25 (EDT)

go ahead Gino...eat the sandwich...and I'll see you around...later...
the Tum Tum Fairy
USA - Friday, May 10, 2002 at 13:38:30 (EDT)

er...right...SMOTHERING...doesn't this thing have a spell check? anyway, here's a tantalizing tidbit: which memeber of Benny Sizzler combines her blazing leads with an athletic combination of on-stage western-style Judo?
T. I.
USA - Friday, May 10, 2002 at 13:29:19 (EDT)

Smother THIS!
Tubes of Flesh
USA - Friday, May 10, 2002 at 13:24:22 (EDT)

Im only 12 and I thin Benny Sizzler is heinous
Little Timmy
Not in Rhode Island, USA - Friday, May 10, 2002 at 13:23:53 (EDT)

I'm so alone
Edith
Aquidneck, USA - Friday, May 10, 2002 at 13:23:06 (EDT)

I'll eat it ma only if the tumtum fairy says it's a go.
Teverence
Providence, RI USA - Friday, May 10, 2002 at 13:22:28 (EDT)

Has anyone seen Gene? I have a sandwich for him.
Gene's Mother
Worcester, MA USA - Friday, May 10, 2002 at 13:21:03 (EDT)

hmmm....um....am i doing the smothering or are you?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, May 10, 2002 at 13:20:03 (EDT)

chocolate smoothered flesh tubes or nothing at all...
The Insider
USA - Friday, May 10, 2002 at 13:14:37 (EDT)

i see. well, insider...since i am a gadgetment of culinary school...perhaps we can talk baked goods....name your flavor.
jerzy grrrl
jc, n USA - Friday, May 10, 2002 at 13:11:00 (EDT)

you have options...baked goods...tubes of flesh...
The Insider
USA - Friday, May 10, 2002 at 13:01:49 (EDT)

Willy I hear the boys want Ringo...
Kaiser Roll
USA - Friday, May 10, 2002 at 12:53:17 (EDT)

has any one seen that kid that smelled up my shitter a few years back? the kid with the flesh tubes...?
Jose Cuervo <joe@spanishharlem.com>
New York, NY USA - Friday, May 10, 2002 at 12:52:18 (EDT)

hey insider? what're we talkin' here? i'd REALLY like to know the scoop! name yer price.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Friday, May 10, 2002 at 12:44:26 (EDT)

we have nothing more to say here in this forum...
Father Proctor's lawyer
USA - Friday, May 10, 2002 at 11:53:20 (EDT)

nor THAT altAr boy...
Fr. Proctor
USA - Friday, May 10, 2002 at 11:50:44 (EDT)

I did NOT have sexual relations with that alter boy...
Father Proctor <sit@spin.com>
Boston, MA USA - Friday, May 10, 2002 at 11:43:03 (EDT)

who would've thought that Hymers was actually the Tum Tum Fairy?
3FWilly
USA - Friday, May 10, 2002 at 09:55:17 (EDT)

TEVRENCE! that ain't no gas bubble! TEVRENCE!
the Tum Tum Fairy <bowels@uproar.net>
coming soon, to you USA - Friday, May 10, 2002 at 09:51:25 (EDT)

I have the scoop on Benny Sizzler if anyone's got the cash...
The Insider
USA - Friday, May 10, 2002 at 09:48:54 (EDT)

I'm tired of gettin' stepped on.
the plywood <3ply@aol.com>
USA - Friday, May 10, 2002 at 09:47:58 (EDT)

betty, IF willy is available, i'd like to um, "do lunch" with him one of these days...could you check his schedule and get back to me? thanks. j.g.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, May 09, 2002 at 23:04:49 (EDT)

and i think they were bank robbers or something - not car thieves.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, May 09, 2002 at 22:58:40 (EDT)

weren't there some car thieves who stole an entenmanns truck to use as their get-away vehicle? somewhere in the south (of course!)? oh wait. that was a krispy kreme truck. donuts all over the highway...not pretty. not pretty...
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, May 09, 2002 at 22:56:38 (EDT)

This just in: neighborhood boy devours entire Entenmann's cake, runs rip-shod through own neighborhood.
Reuters
USA - Thursday, May 09, 2002 at 18:51:51 (EDT)

I'm not coming here no more.
The Informer
USA - Thursday, May 09, 2002 at 18:44:01 (EDT)

I mad a mistke in speling ok? lik your som kind of smart boy
Stickee
USA - Thursday, May 09, 2002 at 18:37:54 (EDT)

i not comeing here no mor
Timmy
Baltimore, DC USA - Thursday, May 09, 2002 at 18:02:43 (EDT)

WILL I am ASS of the week huh? WELL you don't know what you're talking about.
The Informer
USA - Thursday, May 09, 2002 at 17:48:24 (EDT)

I will let Mr. Fingers know...8ish...he's running about half an hour late so figure on 8:30p.
Betty
USA - Thursday, May 09, 2002 at 17:29:38 (EDT)

er that was directed at "Betty" TFW's assisitant...sorry
Benny Sizzler
USA - Thursday, May 09, 2002 at 17:21:31 (EDT)

8 ish..?
Benny Sizzler
USA - Thursday, May 09, 2002 at 17:20:51 (EDT)

Oh yeah, will you are ASS of the week
Stickee
USA - Thursday, May 09, 2002 at 17:20:30 (EDT)

It is with great regret that I inform you that you are no longer sticker of the week.
The Informer
USA - Thursday, May 09, 2002 at 17:02:07 (EDT)

when should I have Mr. Fingers at the practice spot tonight? Sincerely, Betty
TFW's personal assistant
USA - Thursday, May 09, 2002 at 16:59:46 (EDT)

the key word is cream...CREAM!
Triple Digited William
Hell, down USA - Thursday, May 09, 2002 at 16:58:27 (EDT)

RIGHT - jammy cream filling....what's the key word?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, May 09, 2002 at 14:45:42 (EDT)

I'll have you know I'm an Entenmann's connoisseur...anything less than a light, flaky crust filled with some of America's finest jammy cream filling just won't do...dig?
Twilliger
USA - Thursday, May 09, 2002 at 14:38:21 (EDT)

my entenmanns is ALWAYS fresh willy. care to sample it?
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, May 09, 2002 at 14:10:40 (EDT)

i betcha didn't know that jersey city is "america's golden door"? lady liberty is also in jerzy waters...not ny, yet we don't get to have her on our licenses plates.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, May 09, 2002 at 14:09:31 (EDT)

what the f*@k happened to me posts? ME POSTS?!!!
Willy
USA - Thursday, May 09, 2002 at 11:22:09 (EDT)

JAM will be had then...make sure the Entenmann's is fresh...and by "fresh" I mean FRESH
T. F. Willy
I. Land, RI USA - Thursday, May 09, 2002 at 11:08:45 (EDT)

Benny wanna Jam. Gail have bad cold but i hear that bit wann jam too.
Benny Sizzler
the 'Neck, RI USA - Thursday, May 09, 2002 at 11:04:06 (EDT)

does ANYONE want to rock? ANYONE?!
TSister <twisted@sissy.com>
LA, CA USA - Thursday, May 09, 2002 at 10:58:03 (EDT)

tonight...jam...jelly...somebody tell Gino...wait, don't worry...he'll call...
quid pro quo
USA - Thursday, May 09, 2002 at 10:56:37 (EDT)

Andrew WK. This phenom puzzles Benny as well. Benny hears "Twisted Sister" when he hears Andrew WK. Maybe that's big for the oughts?
Benny Sizzler
The Isle, USA - Thursday, May 09, 2002 at 10:56:31 (EDT)

"Practice" tomorrow night. Si.
Benny S.
Isle of Aquid, RI USA - Wednesday, May 08, 2002 at 18:23:11 (EDT)

hey...HEY! Is Benny Sizzler REALLY gonna practice tomorrow night FOR REAL?! somebody wants to know...
secret admirerer
USA - Wednesday, May 08, 2002 at 18:00:54 (EDT)

to all out there in bennyland...i need help. who the flunk is andrewwk??? can someone please explain this to me?! very disconcerted --> me. thanx. thanx for remarking on me temperature too!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, May 08, 2002 at 15:24:32 (EDT)

Hi!
Me
Sandy, Ca USA - Wednesday, May 08, 2002 at 12:39:00 (EDT)

I mean this shit is THICK AND WAVY. Word to willy.
Dick N.Chains
DC, USA - Wednesday, May 08, 2002 at 12:37:45 (EDT)

I told you never to post photos of me on the web when my quonset isn't so comby.
Martha <QuonsetHut@aol.com>
Portsmouth, RI USA - Wednesday, May 08, 2002 at 12:36:06 (EDT)

That Jerzy girrl sure is hot!
Lurch
USA - Wednesday, May 08, 2002 at 12:34:25 (EDT)

What the hell is a computer?
Geno Severino
Prov, RI USA - Wednesday, May 08, 2002 at 12:33:13 (EDT)

hey Hoff...Jacques Hoff...you could open beer bottles with a mug like that
Iggy
USA - Wednesday, May 08, 2002 at 11:30:02 (EDT)

Edith, word to ye.
Mike
The Island, RI USA - Wednesday, May 08, 2002 at 11:26:52 (EDT)

I've recently returned from the Middle East with a full head of thick wavy hair. It's utterly incredible. Word to the Onion.
Dick Cheney <dickinchains@aol.com>
Washington, DC USA - Wednesday, May 08, 2002 at 11:23:39 (EDT)

I had a consult with Michael Jackson's surgeon and he told me there was nothing he could do for a man in my condition.
Jaqués <theendis@near.com>
USA - Wednesday, May 08, 2002 at 11:11:34 (EDT)

Mike, word to you.
Edith
Middletown, The Island USA - Wednesday, May 08, 2002 at 08:54:14 (EDT)

What's up with your drummer and Entemans, it's sick and weird.
Danimal
Worcester, MA USA - Wednesday, May 08, 2002 at 08:52:51 (EDT)

i still don thin you guys are any good. i am 11. Anybidy can tell that
TRavis
Sharon, MA USA - Wednesday, May 08, 2002 at 08:50:10 (EDT)

will it bite if i try to pet it? do you need a sitter for it? does it get enough exercise?
jerzy grrrl
oh so curious, nj USA - Tuesday, May 07, 2002 at 20:52:31 (EDT)

to all my adoring fans, Willy's willie is fine...just fine...
Willy
Island of Dr Moreau, RI USA - Tuesday, May 07, 2002 at 20:10:25 (EDT)

so Willy, how's um, you know, willy doing?! your um, fans wanna know..
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, May 07, 2002 at 15:25:15 (EDT)

so this is where the heathen masses gather...how utterly low brow...
Jaquee Kickassis <Kick@uppercrust.com>
Boston, MA USA - Tuesday, May 07, 2002 at 14:12:02 (EDT)

married? I'll chop my remaining three fingers off first...
TFW <not@married.com>
island, RI USA - Tuesday, May 07, 2002 at 12:41:15 (EDT)

WORDS TO ALL YOUR MOTHERS EDIE...not a problem...ENTENMANNS...do you hear me? ENTENMANNS!!!
THREE FINGERED F'IN WILLY <back from the southland>
Atlanta, GA USA - Tuesday, May 07, 2002 at 12:38:30 (EDT)

I thought he was a gettin' hitched to you, Jerzy.
Benny Sizzler
USA - Tuesday, May 07, 2002 at 11:17:33 (EDT)

Three Fingered Willy is gettin' married?! who's the lucky, er, animal, vegetable or mineral? think i can score an invite? is benny gonna play? 'tis a sad day in the garden state....
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Tuesday, May 07, 2002 at 06:34:18 (EDT)

I'd prefer if you didn't paint me with that brush.
Jaqués <Jaqués@bennysizzler.com>
Red, AL AMERICA - Monday, May 06, 2002 at 22:55:23 (EDT)

Jaqués Hoff is ugly when he smiles.
Kick <greytooth@raisinghalitosis.com>
- Monday, May 06, 2002 at 22:49:55 (EDT)

Dear Jerzy Grrrrl. ONE of these days Benny will silkscreen tees and I promise that the future wife of Three Fingered Willy will receive one as a wedding gift. ahh love...
Benny S.
Aquidneck Island, USA - Monday, May 06, 2002 at 20:46:16 (EDT)

hey, those in tha know - is benny ever gonna get girlie t's? i'd be all over that like willy is a drum kit!
jerzy grrrl
jc, n USA - Monday, May 06, 2002 at 17:52:47 (EDT)

i think i am a large now, i have really porked up in the last while. so lets say a large or maybe a medium? thank you gail
sgt. whore <pt_eight>
USA - Monday, May 06, 2002 at 14:59:31 (EDT)

Gail, so, what do ya think?
ERIN <erinscircle@hotmail.com>
Waterloo, ON Canada - Monday, May 06, 2002 at 13:21:18 (EDT)

Dear sgt. whore. What size in an underwear are you?
Benny S.
USA - Sunday, May 05, 2002 at 22:42:11 (EDT)

Entemans...?! Whose holding?
Mrs. White
USA - Sunday, May 05, 2002 at 22:40:33 (EDT)

Did someone say Entemans?
Bobbo
Barrington, RI USA - Sunday, May 05, 2002 at 22:38:58 (EDT)

THE Doug Fury? The crunchiest, tightest, kick-assest guitar player I have ever had the pleasure of sharing a stage with?! Dear Lord in Heaven. How art thou nephew?!
Gail
The Island, RI USA - Sunday, May 05, 2002 at 12:25:23 (EDT)

wow! do i need a dowry?! would i have to leave my beloved garden state?!
jerzy grrrl
land o' big hair, nj USA - Saturday, May 04, 2002 at 18:18:42 (EDT)

Yo Auntie G, we ain't spoke in a while... how are things going there? Things are ok here. Say hi to Chill for me. I gots to give you a ring. Talk to you soon!
Doug Fury <dougfuryinc@yahoo.com>
Vancouver, bc canada - Saturday, May 04, 2002 at 18:15:17 (EDT)

Keep it down over there.
Mr. Brown
Middletown, RI USA - Saturday, May 04, 2002 at 17:54:47 (EDT)

Mike, thanks for watching Edith.
Gail
The Island, RI USA - Saturday, May 04, 2002 at 17:53:54 (EDT)

Benny Sizzler RULE! Gail, I need doggy advice!! Help please!
ERIN (in Ontario) <erinscircle@hotmail.com>
Waterloo , ON Canada - Saturday, May 04, 2002 at 00:37:14 (EDT)

Scratchy tongue my ASS!
Gail
USA - Friday, May 03, 2002 at 22:10:54 (EDT)

Wow. This message board for Benny Sizzler is WICKED HOT! I'm enjoying the titilating banter. Jerzy Grrl, will you marry me?
Paul
Methuen, Ma USA - Friday, May 03, 2002 at 20:40:51 (EDT)

wow! muchos gracias again, but i am stalking - oh, i mean, um...i like three fingered willy.
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Thursday, May 02, 2002 at 06:29:35 (EDT)

tengo gusto de lamer el gatito
StickyBeaver
USA - Wednesday, May 01, 2002 at 17:30:31 (EDT)

um...on second thought - no thanks, i don't wanna spoil my dinner - i try not to eat between meals, see?!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, May 01, 2002 at 11:14:12 (EDT)

um...er...well....what flavor is it? how much money? what kind of cerveza? how's your diet? now if you were talking three fingers - that's a no-brainer!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, May 01, 2002 at 11:13:51 (EDT)

tu chpus ma pinga para el dinero de la cerveza?
StickyBeaver
USA - Wednesday, May 01, 2002 at 10:38:27 (EDT)

You known down where I come from three finger are quite sexy.. So I don't blame ya at all but I'll keep the offer open fer ya tho. Hey I bet Gail would never turn down a nice scratchy tongue
SmellyCat
Deliverance, USA - Wednesday, May 01, 2002 at 10:32:56 (EDT)

hola? tu habla espagnol?! donde esta el jeffe? no me gusto el camerone, if you know what i mean...!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, May 01, 2002 at 05:25:14 (EDT)

hmmm, hmmm....! what to do, what to do, what would brian boitano do?! thanks for the kind offer smelleycat, but i think i'm more interested in the three fingers that belong to willy. sigh....dreamy!
jerzy grrrl
jc, nj USA - Wednesday, May 01, 2002 at 05:21:00 (EDT)