Rocky
USA - Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 16:32:08 (EST)

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nota bene- the defiant hand on pantywaist
.
USA - Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 16:17:45 (EST)

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I believe what actually happened was v!c got a "beasley" from buffy (note the glint in v!c's eye and the disdain in Buffy's)

buff buffy buffiest
USA - Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 16:15:05 (EST)

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hey, at least she buffed ya, v!c. it was so good you wanna go back for a re-buffing?
Biff
USA - Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 15:56:10 (EST)

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coming to a lurk near you
USA - Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 15:48:59 (EST)

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Tired of all those annoying people in the office? Too impatient to go purchase a weapon? Well why why wait when there's all you need to go on a killing spree right there in the office. lurkers, I give you Office Bricolage. Of particular note may I point to the 10 cent shuriken and the awesome Office Bow of Death!
the voices have started again
USA - Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 15:47:56 (EST)

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Don't say "probe lands in mud"
doff (sic)
USA - Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 15:31:52 (EST)

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Don't say "nut to crack"
doff (sic)
USA - Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 15:30:54 (EST)

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Titan probe lands in mud. Calls to Triple-A go unanswered.
splat
USA - Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 15:23:24 (EST)

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Women fighting to shatter the stay-at-home-mom stereotype and rediscover their youthful voice are forming bands, such as Housewives on Prozac in suburban New York, Frump in Dallas and Placenta in Oakland, Calif.
new career path for MJ
USA - Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 15:12:21 (EST)

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Black customers sue Waffle House.
Today's waffle news
USA - Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 15:09:36 (EST)

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Are all members driving separately again? Should I bring cookies or will MJ be providing the sweets? Will you play requests? Is Terry gonna be there?
WR
USA - Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 15:07:27 (EST)

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confirmation hearings. not going well.

USA - Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 14:21:39 (EST)

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I knew it would be a pointfest for you, WiF. What everyone really wants to know is a) will there be Nipsyisms for Friday night, b) will they occur BEFORE or AFTER the set, and c) will v!c once again be rebuffed by the bartender
v.8
USA - Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 14:17:12 (EST)

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Anyone know <a good tailor?>
USA - Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 14:11:10 (EST)

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"A suicidal New Jersey man set a new standard for self-inflicted brutality. . ."
Lester
USA - Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 14:08:57 (EST)

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that would be every guy in that picture- cheney, asscroft, renquist, etc.
pointing furiously
USA - Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 13:57:10 (EST)

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This ain't good.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 13:56:06 (EST)

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point to the guy that's got a lotta damn nerve

USA - Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 13:34:51 (EST)

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that interview. pure excitement.
v.8
USA - Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 13:27:23 (EST)

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caption: "what choo talkin' 'bout, Biden?"

USA - Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 13:20:19 (EST)

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Hey guys! Chek out my exclusive interview with Motormike. It ROKKS!
BSFCP
USA - Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 13:16:39 (EST)

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PS- Bill Gates and his 10" stack of floppies gets me HOT!
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 13:16:29 (EST)

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Is this log loading slower than my stool after a cheese tasting party or what? Where's Boris and his nifty pinches when you need him? Anyway, what you losers don't know is that watching that new jumbo take off, do slow fly bys, maybe ROLL and then land at the Paris airshow would make you cream your boots.
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 13:14:37 (EST)

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I mean, it's not like anyone knew he won.

USA - Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 13:12:50 (EST)

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lurk deleted: repost: that Gates w/ floppies portrait: creepy?
v.8
USA - Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 13:03:47 (EST)

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The Sneak always gets stuck with the puddle jumper. Even to Chicago! They are always really beat up looking too, like they were last used for BAT 21.
Sneak
USA - Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 13:00:45 (EST)

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for DJe

USA - Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 12:49:26 (EST)

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das jet est en EUROPA, da!
v.8
USA - Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 12:49:03 (EST)

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Excuse me ignorance but weren't the airlines shifting to more puddle jumpers instead of large half empty, gas guzzling jumbo jets?
doff my rocker
USA - Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 12:46:50 (EST)

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damn, check out them there floppies...
v.8
USA - Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 12:41:24 (EST)

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Bill Gates <Is A Fuckpig!>
USA - Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 12:35:59 (EST)

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death to all spambots
v.
USA - Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 11:58:15 (EST)

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friendly reminder: Monday's deaths bring to 1,369 the number of American troops killed in Iraq since the March 2003 invasion that toppled Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein.
v.8
USA - Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 11:44:38 (EST)

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i'm off to get a martin luther king jr bacon cheeseburger!

USA - Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 11:43:05 (EST)

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What didja call me?

Martin Luther
USA - Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 11:37:52 (EST)

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don has a sensitive "poon"

USA - Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 11:36:10 (EST)

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People are so sensitive in their interpretation of the word "coon". I'm sure he meant it in the nicest posible way.
doff
USA - Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 11:30:43 (EST)

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"Watch to see what I can still do!"
v.8
USA - Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 11:29:29 (EST)

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um... no tunes in my head cuz of cr@pbaby, but there are all those voices telling me to do things. Over and over they taunt me till the pain gets to be too much. But when I regain consciousness a day later I do feel much better. So I just clean up the blood and bury the rest under the porch.
you're all gonna die a horrible painful death
USA - Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 11:28:06 (EST)

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800 passengers if they really want to. That thing is a monster. Funny thing is it gets 27mpg!
chong
USA - Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 11:26:57 (EST)

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Speaking of which, the new season of Family Guy premieres on May 1st.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 11:26:34 (EST)

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the pomp! the circumstance! the 555 passengers per plane!
v.8
USA - Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 11:25:11 (EST)

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Chance of rain in Las Vegas today: 0%. Chance of getting fired from your TV weather gig for calling Martin Luther King Jr a "coon": 100%
Lester
USA - Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 11:20:23 (EST)

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A sign that the FCC is out of control, Fox pixillates a cartoon butt due to FCC worries.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 11:19:29 (EST)

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when I see crapbaby...well, I usually go take a crap
v.8
USA - Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 11:15:11 (EST)

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When I see crapbaby i get the SMEAR boxset stuck in my head.
Al Roker
USA - Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 11:13:31 (EST)

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When I see Crapbaby I get "Meat Hook Sodomy" by Cannibal Corpse stuck in my head.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 11:11:01 (EST)

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When I see crapbaby I get "Beach Baby" by First Class stuck in my head.
ed
USA - Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 11:02:38 (EST)

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And I named him "Frank".

USA - Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 10:54:29 (EST)

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holy crapbaby it's chilly out
v!c
USA - Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 10:50:04 (EST)

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I think my nipple fell off
cold as a witch's
USA - Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 10:12:37 (EST)

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Time to cash in my Frequent Fido Miles. Look out Vegas here I come.

curse the dropped digits
USA - Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 10:11:14 (EST)

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Time to cash in my Frequent Fido Miles. Look out Vegas here I come.

the jet set
USA - Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 10:09:37 (EST)

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Jan 18, 2005 06:21:00 AM WARWICK RI US OUT FOR DELIVERY
Jan 17, 2005 10:28:00 PM WARWICK RI US ARRIVAL SCAN
Jan 17, 2005 09:11:00 PM SHREWSBURY MA US DEPARTURE SCAN

Shrewsbury will mock me no longer
USA - Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 09:52:53 (EST)

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consider yourself mooned
and be glad it wasn't the real thing
USA - Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 09:49:01 (EST)

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every time i see this darlin' crap baby, i get "crack baby" by urge overkill stuck in my head. does this happe to anyone else?
DJe
riverslide, USA - Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 07:13:52 (EST)

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4th street diner.
Chong
USA - Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 06:18:07 (EST)

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Daily special on infected yeast.
I'll have what she's having
USA - Monday, January 17, 2005 at 23:13:31 (EST)

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but do you have any vegetarian offerings?
Conesseiur de Crotch
USA - Monday, January 17, 2005 at 21:14:24 (EST)

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Back in the day Spags was thee shit. It was like no place on earth. And in retrospect was an ad-free cardboard box utopia. No b.s. - how consumerism should be. Bldg. 19er doesn't compare, but neither does the Spags of today. Killer music store next door too, and an Al-Bums annex at one point.
doff in the supermarket
USA - Monday, January 17, 2005 at 20:34:25 (EST)

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Best place to eat out on the island?
MJ®
USA - Monday, January 17, 2005 at 19:58:04 (EST)

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not so much the food as the people
v!c
USA - Monday, January 17, 2005 at 19:16:18 (EST)

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has it gone downhill more then? Any suggestions? How 'bout that caribbean place across the street?
WR
USA - Monday, January 17, 2005 at 19:04:11 (EST)

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Based on the answers you submitted, we estimate that you will be Six Feet Under in the year 2029. You will be 61 years old. In other words, you have 24 years left to live. Enjoy them.
v!c
USA - Monday, January 17, 2005 at 18:05:31 (EST)

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D'ja hear me? Driving thru the 'Blob with my hand on the horn? I'll have to say there was a fine sunset view from atop 'o the Pell Bridge. I'll have to spend some more time soon on your lovely Aquidneck Island. It's been far too long.
WR
USA - Monday, January 17, 2005 at 17:54:38 (EST)

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local gal; bad timing
v!c
USA - Monday, January 17, 2005 at 17:49:42 (EST)

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Although I do enjoy a big bowl of Cap'n Crunch with Shrewsberries every now and then.
Jean La Foote
USA - Monday, January 17, 2005 at 17:48:13 (EST)

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what ed said, fred; so I guess the news is out? crap-baby filling in on guitar
v!c
USA - Monday, January 17, 2005 at 17:44:23 (EST)

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Spag's is like Building 19 without the charm.
ed
USA - Monday, January 17, 2005 at 17:44:01 (EST)

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Randy Moss is the ultimate example of the athlete with a million-dollar body and a ten-cent head.
ed
USA - Monday, January 17, 2005 at 17:42:22 (EST)

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and now for our MLK day boogie interlude...

get down with your funky bad self
USA - Monday, January 17, 2005 at 16:58:16 (EST)

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Why oh why does Shrewsbury mock me so?
sum futher mocker
USA - Monday, January 17, 2005 at 16:56:54 (EST)

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big ice go boom free water-bird
ice age guy
USA - Monday, January 17, 2005 at 15:50:40 (EST)

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Seymour with the lowdown on the new improved death squads

Rumsfeld will become even more important during the second term. In interviews with past and present intelligence and military officials, I was told that the agenda had been determined before the Presidential election, and much of it would be Rumsfeld’s responsibility. The war on terrorism would be expanded, and effectively placed under the Pentagon’s control. The President has signed a series of findings and executive orders authorizing secret commando groups and other Special Forces units to conduct covert operations against suspected terrorist targets in as many as ten nations in the Middle East and South Asia.
The President’s decision enables Rumsfeld to run the operations off the books—free from legal restrictions imposed on the C.I.A. Under current law, all C.I.A. covert activities overseas must be authorized by a Presidential finding and reported to the Senate and House intelligence committees. (The laws were enacted after a series of scandals in the nineteen-seventies involving C.I.A. domestic spying and attempted assassinations of foreign leaders.) “The Pentagon doesn’t feel obligated to report any of this to Congress,” the former high-level intelligence official said. “They don’t even call it ‘covert ops’—it’s too close to the C.I.A. phrase. In their view, it’s ‘black reconnaissance.’ They’re not even going to tell the cincs”—the regional American military commanders-in-chief. (The Defense Department and the White House did not respond to requests for comment on this story.)
4 more wars 4 more wars
USA - Monday, January 17, 2005 at 15:46:23 (EST)

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Spag’s was famous as a place where you could pick up anything from a washer for your leaky faucet, to toys for the kids, to milk and eggs, paint, clothespins, free tomato plants on Memorial Day. (They looked scrawny – but boy did they grow beautifully!)
so that's a spag's
USA - Monday, January 17, 2005 at 15:40:44 (EST)

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If it looks like Crapbaby® and it smells like Crapbaby® it might be a frinner frenna-fren.
Cheap Seats
USA - Monday, January 17, 2005 at 15:35:26 (EST)

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I like hanging at Spags.
Nipsy's Books
USA - Monday, January 17, 2005 at 15:32:36 (EST)

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Why oh why are the books I ordered (via Delaware) in Shrewsbury and why oh why have they lingered there since 10:30 this morning?
addicted to package tracking
USA - Monday, January 17, 2005 at 15:19:32 (EST)

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Ya know, that guitarist bears an uncanny resemblance to cr@pbaby. Or is it just the lighting?
shedding light on poo
USA - Monday, January 17, 2005 at 15:16:23 (EST)

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this message approved by the Lurk Committee to Iraq the Vote
USA - Monday, January 17, 2005 at 14:55:18 (EST)

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"Thermometers registered a low of 54 degrees below zero at Embarrass, Minn."

...and it's headed our way

shiver me timbers
USA - Monday, January 17, 2005 at 14:07:32 (EST)

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Culpepper and Moss were putting up numbers even better than Mannings before Moss got hurt. You might not like him, but Moss is the best and the Vikes real problem is that they're dead last in defense. And I'd take Moss over TO anyday. Moss gets frustratated and does childish sh!t when it gets to him, but TO spends all his free time thinking up new ways to purposely insult the fans and his team mates.
mooning ed in my mind
USA - Monday, January 17, 2005 at 13:54:18 (EST)

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Vikes will never win anything as long as they have the arrogant, selfish, Me-First-And-Fvck-You Randy Moss on the team.
ed
USA - Monday, January 17, 2005 at 13:16:31 (EST)

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How come nobody's talking about my Golden Globes!!!!!!?????
Wrongo Star
USA - Monday, January 17, 2005 at 13:04:59 (EST)

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I've got some big decisions coming up. A) Get my head shot off or B) Pass up my vote in a phoney election. What to do, what to do.
Fatty Fatwasabi
USA - Monday, January 17, 2005 at 13:03:53 (EST)

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NOT MY PRESIDENT! Punk Rock Counter-Inaugural Ball
nipsying up a counter-inaugural rant
USA - Monday, January 17, 2005 at 12:49:51 (EST)

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Is this thing on? <hello?>
USA - Monday, January 17, 2005 at 12:25:25 (EST)

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Mean Joe?
Lester
USA - Monday, January 17, 2005 at 12:25:19 (EST)

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hey, I just woke up, you can't go to bed now! I think Zap is dead like a zombie--his breath is soooo bad. Actually had another zombie dream last night--what's up wid dat?
WR
USA - Monday, January 17, 2005 at 12:13:26 (EST)

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Cancel that order of #27. Zhao Ziyang ain't commin' down for breakfast.
Lester
USA - Monday, January 17, 2005 at 11:46:49 (EST)

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Shut the fuck up. This band is going places. As a matter of fact this afternoon it's going to bed.
Al Roker
USA - Monday, January 17, 2005 at 11:38:10 (EST)

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spam pinch...CHECK. Log on, sailors.
BSTC
USA - Monday, January 17, 2005 at 11:38:00 (EST)

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Hold you logs! The Capn's gonna pinch out the AL Poker spam
BSTC
USA - Monday, January 17, 2005 at 11:34:32 (EST)

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Someday I'm going to win the SUPERBOWL! Er... wait, I meant, SOMEDAY I'm going to get a big RECORD CONTRACT!
MJ®
USA - Monday, January 17, 2005 at 11:33:39 (EST)

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you want me to PORK MY DOG???? This place is sick!!!
Al Roker
USA - Monday, January 17, 2005 at 11:31:49 (EST)

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I heard MJ was talking to some pretty big labels this weekend. The one on the campbells chunky soup can showed the most interest.
Chong Lee
USA - Monday, January 17, 2005 at 11:29:40 (EST)

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lester not = leeron. misfats>mini kiss. mini kiss dont even play. just pretend. mini kiss sux.
chong
USA - Monday, January 17, 2005 at 11:25:58 (EST)

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Tie a pork chop to your jugular, Spot will take care of the rest.
doggie bag of the day- pork chop with jugular sauce
USA - Monday, January 17, 2005 at 11:22:19 (EST)

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Why I just passed a fist this morning and reopened my recently healed anal fissure in the processs. Lester, stop being washed up and make the Misfats happen, would ya?
MJ®
USA - Monday, January 17, 2005 at 11:22:15 (EST)

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googled pass a fist...

frothing at this very moment
USA - Monday, January 17, 2005 at 11:19:59 (EST)

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My dog cant kill me. No opposeable thumbs.
Al Roker
USA - Monday, January 17, 2005 at 11:18:37 (EST)

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If think the website makes you want to kill, check out the geeg Friday and you'll be asking your dog to kill you and NOT reanimate you.
advice- if you get a chance to BE dead, then STAY dead
USA - Monday, January 17, 2005 at 11:07:17 (EST)

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now I just want to PASS A FIST!!!
Al Roker
USA - Monday, January 17, 2005 at 11:04:50 (EST)

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What the hell???? This band and this website make me want to kill my dog and re-animate it again and then kill it again. Fuck you benny. I used to be a wicked pacifist.
Al Roker
USA - Monday, January 17, 2005 at 11:01:54 (EST)

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poker? i don't even know her!
ba-dump CRASH
USA - Monday, January 17, 2005 at 10:34:09 (EST) Peyton who?
pony express en route to Peyton Place
USA - Monday, January 17, 2005 at 09:55:30 (EST)

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Bruce Chickinson. the iron maidens. now that's hot.
chong
USA - Monday, January 17, 2005 at 09:54:31 (EST)

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And how bout them Vikes? Two words- next year. Culpepper ended the season with the most yards passing in the league and highest percentage completions. Too bad he chose yesterday to throw his first two interceptions in over 143 attempts.
polishing my horns till next season
USA - Monday, January 17, 2005 at 09:54:26 (EST)

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doff reacts pic is priceless. Where can I get a pair of them hip specs, and where oh where can I get that hair-don't?
going blind from vigorous...... exercise
USA - Monday, January 17, 2005 at 09:50:56 (EST)

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A sign held by a fan at Foxboro: MVP= Make Vacation Plans
Dexter
Bakefield, USA - Monday, January 17, 2005 at 09:50:43 (EST)

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A good way to start the day. Turn your sound on before clicking, dudettes.
KOL
USA - Monday, January 17, 2005 at 09:42:48 (EST)

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The Misfats (All Fat Misfits tribute band) want to play New England. They say they need 4 cheap plane tickets, a cheap motel, and some equipment to borrow. Someone who isnt a washed up douchebag like myself should try and make this happen.
Leeron
USA - Monday, January 17, 2005 at 09:29:38 (EST)

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I miss Terry Dread
Dreary Ted
USA - Monday, January 17, 2005 at 07:13:41 (EST)

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That sound you hear in the background is the national media wailing and gnashing their teeth over how The Sainted Peyton Manning could be kept out of the end zone for an entire game. He's their binky. He's the MVP. He's the Great Payton Manning.
ed
USA - Sunday, January 16, 2005 at 21:54:22 (EST)

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Peyton is now officially our bitch. Sit, Peyton, sit. Good boy. Woof.
ed
USA - Sunday, January 16, 2005 at 21:50:55 (EST)

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"Rockthirsy bitches aren't waiting for the body to cool" before giving it a head of poop.
BSFCP
USA - Sunday, January 16, 2005 at 16:48:30 (EST)

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well i guess everyone knows dan zanes! hope y'all liked my phony choices though. :) better go buy some french toast ingredients for the big ol' storm, eh?
DJe
USA - Sunday, January 16, 2005 at 15:34:12 (EST)

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Dan Zanes is jumpin' Johns sons hero !!
Dexter
bakefield, USA - Sunday, January 16, 2005 at 12:23:17 (EST)

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well done, ed & MJ®!
DJe
USA - Sunday, January 16, 2005 at 08:26:26 (EST)

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Dan Zanes also working with G Adams for TV!
MJ®
USA - Saturday, January 15, 2005 at 23:30:15 (EST)

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Answer is b. Zanes records children's music for Rounder.
ed
USA - Saturday, January 15, 2005 at 20:34:48 (EST)

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recently saw dan zanes on tv. multiple choice: (a) playing a disgruntled cop on law & order; (b) singing with bohemes on sesame street; (c) as an alcoholic bartender on the OC. any old rockers want to give this a try?
DJe
riverslide, USA - Saturday, January 15, 2005 at 20:24:47 (EST)

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Wow, this place is sick! (sic)
BSFCP
USA - Saturday, January 15, 2005 at 11:51:53 (EST)

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I saw his eyes. And Lester's eyes were like squinching (sic) really tight.
MJ
USA - Saturday, January 15, 2005 at 11:07:12 (EST)

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Not to be all USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 12:26:34 (EST) or anything, but that jen, brad, angelina link =funny.
Mj®
USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 20:41:02 (EST)

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"… he told me that he wanted to teach me [to masturbate] … so we were laying in the bed, and then he started rubbing me … he put his hand down my pants and he started rubbing me … my private area … he was masturbating me."
Hmr
Far far away from neverland, USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 20:08:05 (EST)

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Lestree is HOT! I'm gonna be front and center each and every show. I'll bring the hockey helmets!!
Super Duper Group Groupie
USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 18:30:50 (EST)

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By *supergroup* do you mean *special*?
WR
USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 18:02:10 (EST)

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my specs!!!! why did you leave me?
doff
USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 17:57:12 (EST)

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sorry 'bout that there BW...good day
bandwidth junkie
USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 17:51:02 (EST)

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Doff reacts.

USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 17:49:57 (EST)

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uhm...yeah...

USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 17:43:05 (EST)

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NEWSFLASH- Al Kooper to be third member of new super group. Rumor has it that an even longer version of Season of the Witch is already in the can.
sunshine superman
USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 16:58:31 (EST)

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couldja spare a nickel for some more swamp juice?

Drunky T. Possum
USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 16:54:44 (EST)

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Yo Ed, no email from ya, maybe I zapped you by mistake. Try again.
Dexter <myarworth@msn.com>
Bakefield, USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 16:54:25 (EST)

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third story I've seen this week about GIs refusing to go back to the illegal insane qWagmire. Twist to this one is it ended in suicide-by-cop
must be swell over there when dying in a hail of bullets on purpose is the better choice
USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 16:54:12 (EST)

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NEWSFLASH– Word on the street is that the Lurk's very own Lestree to join Plectrum supergroup!
AP Wire
USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 16:52:28 (EST)

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Sorry WR, up in cattleboro trying to wring out my dad's wallet. No answer for ya on all the firehorns.
Dexter
firehornfield, USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 16:45:23 (EST)

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Beware these two hardened and dangerous criminals

Q: What do you say to a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
A: Good morning, Your Honor.
welcome to America where people are arrested for speaking the truth
USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 16:33:43 (EST)

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Nothing like a sound round of firings to start the new year off right, eh?
MJ®
USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 16:10:41 (EST)

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fuck sorry 'bout #2...last one, and rightfully so...I give you...the third and final...

USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 16:07:24 (EST)

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reason #2: a retrospective

USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 16:04:56 (EST)

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reverse them ther references
lurker dyslexic a
USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 15:57:28 (EST)

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First Huygens shots.
This is one of the first raw images returned by the ESA Huygens probe during its successful descent. It was taken from an altitude of 16.2 kilometres with a resolution of approximately 40 metres per pixel. It apparently shows short, stubby drainage channels leading to a shoreline.

first ground shot

consider your probing complete
USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 15:56:35 (EST)

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the real reason Terrence left (#1)

USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 15:55:18 (EST)

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listen, can you all keep it down? I mean I just woke up and all I find are CAPS. It's really too loud in my head for that. And can someone esplain to me (Dexter) why all the fire horns today? One cannot get a decent day's sleep with all this nonsense.
WR
USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 15:41:35 (EST)

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duct tape, stinking probe, and WiF all in the same sentence. Who'da thunk?
first time in at least 3 days since that combination was last used
USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 15:23:41 (EST)

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I once made a guit strap outta DUCT (aka DUCK) tape...ON THE FLY! and Wif, I have a sneaking suspicion you don't need no stinking space probe to discover a methane-heavy atmosphere...
v.8
USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 15:19:57 (EST)

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jpegs at ya v!c
Mort Age
USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 15:18:43 (EST)

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Lou? he's disappeared into the mists of obscurity; now, let's get back to shorn scrota (breathtaking, I assure you) and wrist-bitin' 'possum.
Mark Tomis
USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 15:14:46 (EST)

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Less time spent in the shower means more time for t-shirt design. Am I right people!
doff
USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 15:09:45 (EST)

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ebay just bumped their rates
demand rears it's ugly head to supply
USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 14:58:48 (EST)

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Huygens due to have sent back 1st pics at 2:45
waiting pensively for pic of methane laced atmosphere
USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 14:55:01 (EST)

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Hey Mark
Whatever happened to your other bassist? I liked his funky basslines and custom short bass strap.
Sneak
USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 14:54:01 (EST)

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mortage = mortgage perhaps?
equitychack
USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 14:52:47 (EST)

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can you design a logo for my once and only once cleanly shaven nut sack?
Mark Tomis
USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 14:48:54 (EST)

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Hey Doff, does the word M-O-R-T-A-G-E mean anything to you?
non family member
USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 14:40:19 (EST)

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Listen, my brother needs me to design a logo for his paddle tennis team. I don't have time for your little jokes and benny sizzler jpegs.
doff
USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 14:36:06 (EST)

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bite the TEMPURPEDIC bitches!
Realistic Pillow
USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 14:35:34 (EST)

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I mean who thought marine protozoa could be so trippy? Matter of fact this was always on the coffee table when tripping guests came a calling.
surrealistic protozoa pillow
USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 14:27:33 (EST)

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ever hear of Ernst Haeckel? He was the art-guy equivalent of Darwin. Used to have this book with all 100 of his plates in it. Just found out it finally ended up being repressed. Delivery impending the beginning of next week. WOOHOO!
click here, zoom in, and check the sample pages
USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 14:24:45 (EST)

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and that's right, doff. sleep is greater than soap.
ps
USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 14:10:51 (EST)

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Full Metal Classroom
Lester
USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 14:10:24 (EST)

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I gotta get me some wrist.

USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 14:04:54 (EST)

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Yeah, Doff, 'ow bout some jpegs for the kid, eh?
Joe
USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 13:56:51 (EST)

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uh Doff...Joe...how 'bout pegs n' such...esp. benny blimpie
v.8
USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 13:51:01 (EST)

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alls I gots to say is, Baby Sh!thead, you GOTS to GO!
v.8
USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 13:17:59 (EST)

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Dexter, check your e-mail...
ed
USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 13:10:37 (EST)

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Better if slightly inaccurate headline- Huygens Probes Uranus
"It's lasted much longer than we ever dreamed,"
the perils of probing sans closing bracket
USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 13:03:26 (EST)

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Better if slightly inaccurate headline- Huygens Probes Uranus
"It's lasted much longer than we ever dreamed,"
the perils of probing
USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 13:02:48 (EST)

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man, this is gettin' surreal
v.8
USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 12:58:36 (EST)

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note the banjo in hand rather than be seen in the vicinty of drums
.
USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 12:57:37 (EST)

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uh v!c, pic at like Thursday, January 13, 2005 at 14:45:10 (EST) is like from the same photo session as the cover shot of said pillow

as in the cover of a surreal nature
USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 12:55:45 (EST)

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yes yes I know, but SURREALISTIC PILLOW you fool!
v.8
USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 12:48:15 (EST)

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uh v!c, like Thursday, January 13, 2005 at 14:45:10 (EST)
what the doormouse said
USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 12:40:22 (EST)

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we seen 'possum such as this; they go for wrist, not hand
Chief Satchem Ding Dong
USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 12:36:06 (EST)

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I'm posting the following for two reasons. A) surrealistic, and B) pillow. Spencer Dryden, drummer for the Jefferson Airplane in the rock band's glory years, including the breakthrough 1967 album "Surrealistic Pillow" and the Woodstock festival, has died of cancer. He was 66.
v.8
USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 12:28:18 (EST)

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Jen, Brad, and Angelina
Lester
USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 12:26:34 (EST)

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sage advice spurned by American Taliban
now take off your shoes and put on your burka
USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 12:23:49 (EST)

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I don't play much golf now a days.

USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 12:23:38 (EST)

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some bushit
part one
part two
yes i said bushit
USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 12:20:27 (EST)

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Benny Sizzla (Five-song EP) Is there a more rockin’ girl in town than Gail Greenwood? Awright, go ahead and show me, ’cuz I don’t think she can be beat. She’s the Axl Rose of Providence. I mean, Appetite-era Axl, not the how-long-has-it-been-anyway?-in-the-making Chinese Democracy version. And she can play guitar, too. Somebody please give this band a contract, so at least they can go on tour and floor some audiences.
Bob Gulla
USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 12:19:42 (EST)

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as for that uber low scoring high school basketball game: "It had to have been one of the most boring games in the world," he said.
v.8
USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 12:17:26 (EST)

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yeah that's right Chong. AGBAYANI. what do you win for that little bit of trivia? a vicious 'possum on your wrist is what
v.8
USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 12:15:02 (EST)

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Who does this harry guy think he is? Jerry lewis? Oh and the anonymous post is enabled.
BSFCP
USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 11:53:14 (EST)

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Harry gets ordered off to Auschwitz.
Lester
USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 11:48:39 (EST)

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In Vermont, Bellows Free Academy-Fairfax beat Milton High on Wednesday night. The final score: 5-2.
Lester
USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 11:45:25 (EST)

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benny ag-by-annie?
Chong
USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 11:42:59 (EST)

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Name this ball player.

USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 11:38:58 (EST)

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Chong- I will indeed be working tomorrow. Come by and watch all the furious American football fun.
Lester
USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 11:38:14 (EST)

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If one wishes to read the comments of the marginally literate, one must enable anonymous 'comments' on their blog.
Emperor Darwin
USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 11:37:27 (EST)

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FOLLOWUP -- Marley may not be moving after all.
Lester
USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 11:37:01 (EST)

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Lestre? U workin tomoro? May leave house. Not sure yet.
Chong Lee
USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 11:35:24 (EST)

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Lawmaker wants child sodomy punishable by death. Doff and other NAMBLA members say they just can't get behind it.
Lester
USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 11:35:07 (EST)

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when a Moken has spoken, believe him. He ain't jokin'
a boy named tsu
USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 11:33:26 (EST)

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An American soldier was sentenced on Friday to a year in jail for the murder of a severely wounded Iraqi teenager in a Baghdad slum district during a Shi'ite uprising last year, the U.S. military said.
killing brown longpigs = negligible punishment
USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 11:28:55 (EST)

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and to think just yesterday I was thinking with an impending geeg that benny was way overdue for a round of firings.
fire me, fire me
USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 11:22:28 (EST)

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bsfcp =
benny sizzler fan club pootie-poot?
USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 11:19:46 (EST)

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"Bitches clamour for prized position"
prized position = below me
USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 11:18:22 (EST)

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I blame myself and my poor shower regimin.
doff
USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 11:13:27 (EST)

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http://bennysizzler.blogspot.com/ oh right. that's where it is.
bsfcp
USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 11:03:26 (EST)

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I hope you guys don't mind but I started my own fan club page.
bsfcp
USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 11:02:54 (EST)

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(Not so) new nickname for Prez: "Idiot"
Hammer
U-S-A; U-S-A - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 10:59:39 (EST)

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I go for the HAND. Fuck that WRIST sh!t.
another 'possum
USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 10:55:50 (EST)

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The WRIST. I went for the WRIST!
The Oppossum
USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 10:53:56 (EST)

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LINCOLN, Nebraska (AP) -- Sen. Ben Nelson finally has succeeded in getting President Bush to stop calling him by the nickname "Nellie." Bush had been referring to the Nebraska Democrat as "Nellie" since 2001. Nelson disliked the nickname and had asked the president to stop using it. The president likes to give people nicknames. He has called Vladimir Putin, the president of Russia, "Pootie-Poot," while aide Karen Hughes gets "High Prophet." But Bush heeded Nelson's request to scrap his moniker, and at the recent White House Christmas party, the president referred to Nelson as "Benny." "The president had a twinkle in his eye when he called me that," Nelson said. "He knew what he had done. I said, 'Thank you, Mr. President."'
v.8
USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 10:52:55 (EST)

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well, at least it's Friday
v.8
USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 10:41:42 (EST)

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Look, I already came up with stage costumes and everything.
Sneak
USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 10:34:28 (EST)

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50+ rockers really looking to kick it big. Must have the appearance of being risk takers yet hold steady job which requires BA or higher.
MJ®
USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 09:59:42 (EST)

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Wait one dog damn minute. Is it Muddy Briefs who's preggers? That would explain that lactate spotting I noticed on his blouse at the last geeg.
ugly image of muddy sonogram
USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 09:47:14 (EST)

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40+ rocker looking for band to play rhythm poetry for. Unwilling to relocate or practice or anything like that, but do have a recently accumulated collection of stained briefs to add to the band's coffers.
Nipsy
USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 09:43:33 (EST)

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And to you yunguns I say, rock begins at forty.... or was that kidney stones?
my whipper snapped decades ago
USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 09:39:16 (EST)

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Hey guys. I was going to suggest having that shit baby thing play the git-fiddle but if it tried anything fancy it would probably just get shit all over the pickboard. See you on the 21st and dont forget to bring the rock!
BSFCP
USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 09:36:36 (EST)

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Now what am I going to do with all those muddy briefs I've been saving up to sell as souvenirs? Well, they weren't muddy's muddy briefs, but what chance would any fan of his have of telling the difference. Now my other problem is how do I explain to the nursing home my Gram is in that I won't be making any more midnight pick-ups?
blue light special on stained briefs
USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 09:35:42 (EST)

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I'm over 40, I own a Marshall...and my schedule may be mo'better to rock on soon...and because of my advanced age, I do occasionally muddy my briefs.
chef <chefdc1@hotmail.com>
If I knew how to do a rollover, I'd put something witty here., Hoping for new job at Brown University Faculty Club - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 07:59:51 (EST)

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THat's ok. Chong not want join bennysizzler anyway. Lifelong dream destroyed. You probably couldn't handle the crowds I'd draw anyway. Fine. Fuck. I see this as a good thing. Now I can focus on my screenwriting. Be carefull KOL.... the +40 crowd really into "making it to the big time". So if you not ready to battle for the ultimate prize (fame and riches) just stay home. This band getting signed soon. That why muddy brief leave. He not want to make a career out of it.
Chong
USA - Friday, January 14, 2005 at 03:17:38 (EST)

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Am I disqualified if I say yes?
KOL
USA - Thursday, January 13, 2005 at 22:08:55 (EST)

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Gwen Stefani's dress stolen from Orange County museum.
But do you have it in a size 12?
USA - Thursday, January 13, 2005 at 20:34:02 (EST)

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KOL, have you ever been on the receiving end of a NAMBLA membership?
doff
USA - Thursday, January 13, 2005 at 18:47:49 (EST)

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Ashamed to admit I actually saw Rent once. It's total rubbish. Akin to an ABC after-school special.
ed
USA - Thursday, January 13, 2005 at 18:46:39 (EST)

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Jimmy Griffin will not be down for French toast.
Baby I'm a Want You
USA - Thursday, January 13, 2005 at 18:40:56 (EST)

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Jeez, I really am Tash....
ed
USA - Thursday, January 13, 2005 at 18:37:23 (EST)

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you mean the bean? i am not eating them now only because their supply has been exhausted
v.8
USA - Thursday, January 13, 2005 at 18:37:19 (EST)

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KOL =top contender. And always has in mj mind's eye. Local axe fella strumming the deeds for upcoming shows.
MJ®
USA - Thursday, January 13, 2005 at 18:24:55 (EST)

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Oh, and V!c, FYI, you're gonna be up all night if you keep eating that stuff.
WR
USA - Thursday, January 13, 2005 at 18:22:21 (EST)

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WOW--what an opening. Why I was just mentioning to KOL the other day that he could play with the Sizz, we would just have to get rid of that ole Plectrum. It's SO obviously a match! AND he's even younger than Mr. Briefs (who I think can't be that far from 40 himself). whaddya think? Huh? Huh? Do I get points for matchmaking? I know the tsunami caused this--it's just like 9/11 caused my divorce!
WR
USA - Thursday, January 13, 2005 at 18:19:40 (EST)

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Does he know there's a big difference between being in "Rent" and just paying it?
Sneak
USA - Thursday, January 13, 2005 at 18:19:17 (EST)

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Mr. Briefs also informed the group that he would be seeking damages for the many times MJ wiggled her finger inside his fly and yelled "I FEEL YOUR PUTADILLA!"
MJ®
USA - Thursday, January 13, 2005 at 18:16:26 (EST)

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Yeah, it's fucking up his usual bit of being in the center of all the hott action at the GCB.
Sneak
USA - Thursday, January 13, 2005 at 18:15:56 (EST)

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HE DID?!
v!c
USA - Thursday, January 13, 2005 at 18:11:23 (EST)

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hey, I play those damn things
v.8
USA - Thursday, January 13, 2005 at 18:09:49 (EST)

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He also said "And fuck that cro-mag they got playing drums. Lord, does he suck. He's even worse than that fat dude from the Tampoffs. Way uglier, too."
Lester
USA - Thursday, January 13, 2005 at 18:09:03 (EST)

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he did seem a little concerned about the 50 gallon drums in said basement.
james at 40
USA - Thursday, January 13, 2005 at 18:07:59 (EST)

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Newsflash: Muddy Briefs will not be coming down for his usual Benny breakfast of waffles and fudge. Mr. Briefs informed the group that "28 months was 27 too many of cavorting with 40 year olds in some dank Middleblob basement". He chooses instead to pursue his lifelong dream of singing and acting in the smash broadway musical 'Rent".
MJ®
USA - Thursday, January 13, 2005 at 18:01:47 (EST)

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I know. He said as much. Just being all busty.
doff
USA - Thursday, January 13, 2005 at 17:56:32 (EST)

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You're Tash. You're generally a good-natured friendly person with a positive outlook on life. Tedious work has made you desensitized, and sex, drugs and violence are pretty boring to you. You listen to a lot of music but have obscure tastes, shunning anything too mainstream. Despite being kind of cute and a nice person, nobody really wants to be more than friends with you, so you're always really lonely and bored.

USA - Thursday, January 13, 2005 at 17:48:24 (EST)

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Yeah, like 12 hours before. He mentioned it to me in confidence.
Lester
USA - Thursday, January 13, 2005 at 17:46:14 (EST)

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but you knew before anybody.
doff
USA - Thursday, January 13, 2005 at 17:43:29 (EST)

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I sure as hell wasn't going to bring it up, doff.
Lester
USA - Thursday, January 13, 2005 at 17:37:12 (EST)

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Almost forgot to post this one from the waffle thread...
Which road waffle are you?

You're a Chipmunk!
More specifically, a shotgun-toting chipmunk! You live for only one purpose; to kill Haley! You may very well be immortal, for you've died many times and come right back for more. It seems that over time, you've developed somewhat of a sadomasochistic relationship with your arch-rival, and you take delight in being ripped up into a bloody pulp. Of course, you want to share the pain with them too, cause you're a little furry psycho.
i may be a chipmunk but i'm deadly
USA - Thursday, January 13, 2005 at 17:32:19 (EST)

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So is the fact that Muddy Briefs won't be coming down for Benny breakfast a topic for discussion?
doff
USA - Thursday, January 13, 2005 at 17:27:56 (EST)

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what about choco-covered coffee beans? and I mean HAND OVER FIST!
v.8
USA - Thursday, January 13, 2005 at 17:21:50 (EST)

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mmm...eatin' some cookies and laughing my arse off at an xmas card featuring a certain lurker with a certain pound rescuee in some sort of carry all bag.
MJ®
USA - Thursday, January 13, 2005 at 17:16:26 (EST)

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funny, I googled big man on campus and got this from an old comedy about a hunchback at Notre Dame

surely a classic
USA - Thursday, January 13, 2005 at 17:15:18 (EST)

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funny, I googled big man on campus and got this from an old comedy about a hunchback at Notre Dame

surely a classic
USA - Thursday, January 13, 2005 at 17:14:44 (EST)

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Ohh! Looks great! Any tranny action?
Dirty Lurkin'
USA - Thursday, January 13, 2005 at 17:05:00 (EST)

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Oh yeah? well MJ googled in 'Big Man on Campus" and this is what I got

USA - Thursday, January 13, 2005 at 17:03:39 (EST)

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you mean...this thing?

USA - Thursday, January 13, 2005 at 16:58:45 (EST)

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google image for "cool" suggests MJ may improve cool status by...
a) getting sequined boots and skimpy color coordinated outfit, or...
b) for formal occasions requiring a tie...
really trying to be helpful
USA - Thursday, January 13, 2005 at 16:55:52 (EST)

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I'll show everybody someday. Just wait till my band releases a CASSETTE TAPE then you'll all want to be my friend!
MJ®
USA - Thursday, January 13, 2005 at 16:49:55 (EST)

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ok. wrong, no, not a damn thing.
.
USA - Thursday, January 13, 2005 at 16:49:55 (EST)

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by responding right to question number one, you are saying we are not losers.
Sally Speller
USA - Thursday, January 13, 2005 at 16:45:45 (EST)

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yes, no, not a damn thing
.
USA - Thursday, January 13, 2005 at 16:41:14 (EST)

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Hey just because we lurk doesn't mean we're losers, right? I mean, I'm cool, right? I mean, I have a Doc Marten's and everything. I have a Mac and not some radio shack unit. what can i do to prove I'm cool?
MJ®
USA - Thursday, January 13, 2005 at 16:38:27 (EST)

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yeah, so what? I'm bored. Leave me alone
SSS
USA - Thursday, January 13, 2005 at 16:07:40 (EST)

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puke
Guy A
USA - Thursday, January 13, 2005 at 15:54:11 (EST)

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How much?
She Smiled Sweetly
USA - Thursday, January 13, 2005 at 15:42:08 (EST)

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Um, I can help.
Sneak
USA - Thursday, January 13, 2005 at 15:41:40 (EST)

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Please thank our neighbors to the north for this one
WR
USA - Thursday, January 13, 2005 at 15:41:13 (EST)

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See, I knew some librarians would help. I'm a gonna aggregate my own feed! (Or maybe not).
WR
USA - Thursday, January 13, 2005 at 15:39:04 (EST)

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what aboot getting a Blackberry? should I?
WR
USA - Thursday, January 13, 2005 at 15:36:28 (EST)

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Thelma White will not be coming down for "wake and bake".
Lester
USA - Thursday, January 13, 2005 at 15:35:06 (EST)

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no. think of a more northerly state.
v.8
USA - Thursday, January 13, 2005 at 15:34:59 (EST)

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She ain't old enough, lurkers. Think harder! Anyway, I read all that shite and guess I still have to have some type of software from which to read RSS? Have checked it out on some blogs and it's all xml to me. Maybe I'll subscribe to My Yahoo and see it that way.
WR
USA - Thursday, January 13, 2005 at 15:34:57 (EST)

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is TS the ripening melon of which ye speak?
shocked but not awed
USA - Thursday, January 13, 2005 at 15:04:09 (EST)

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here's yahoo's faq section on RSS
yippee yahoo i say
USA - Thursday, January 13, 2005 at 15:02:02 (EST)

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I prefer "I'm gonna give you a body massage whether you like it or not".
v.8
USA - Thursday, January 13, 2005 at 15:01:57 (EST)

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TS is preggers? Wow.
Lester
USA - Thursday, January 13, 2005 at 15:01:33 (EST)

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If you have the RSS set up, you can have yer berry or whatever let you know when there's a news item on a particular subject or let you know when some new gem of a post appears on yon lurk. At least if I'm reading it right.
rudimentary translation of the geek speak
USA - Thursday, January 13, 2005 at 14:57:45 (EST)

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Okay, I read the article about RSS. Now can someone explain it to me in USA Today terms?
Sum Dum Lurker
USA - Thursday, January 13, 2005 at 14:53:11 (EST)

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RSS redux
scary to think of lurk going all RSS and sh!t
USA - Thursday, January 13, 2005 at 14:50:36 (EST)

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loser lurkers?
the redundant redundancy committee group
USA - Thursday, January 13, 2005 at 14:47:07 (EST)

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OK, here's a real-world/non-loser question: can someone esplain RSS feeds to me? I know I should know what it is--it's all the rage on the 'berry blogs but I think I'm too old to understand it (but NOT preggers). Help?
WR
USA - Thursday, January 13, 2005 at 14:46:38 (EST)

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MLB approves the sale of my beloved Milwaukee Brewers. Watch out, Pittsburgh Pirates! We're gunning for FIFTH place in the NL Central this year!
Lester
USA - Thursday, January 13, 2005 at 14:46:33 (EST)

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Spencer Dryden won't be coming down for waffles (dude second from right for you non-acid-dropping lurkers

looking for mushrooms to mourn properly
USA - Thursday, January 13, 2005 at 14:45:10 (EST)

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You best not be talking about me!
chong
USA - Wednesday, January 12, 2005 at 10:23:16 (EST)

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I remember having more than two beers in a row. That was nice.
CHONG LEE
USA - Wednesday, January 12, 2005 at 10:17:36 (EST)

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glug glug glug
v.
USA - Wednesday, January 12, 2005 at 10:10:15 (EST)

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Finally a magazine for my demographic- Modern Drunkard

"Alcohol is the great socializer. Can you imagine a world without it? Well, I guess you can — it's called the Middle East."
filling out my subsription before I pass out again
USA - Wednesday, January 12, 2005 at 09:52:25 (EST)

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It's official, no WMD.
over 1,300 GIs died for a lie
USA - Wednesday, January 12, 2005 at 09:48:20 (EST)

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the $499 mac only has G4. eff that.
boris
- Wednesday, January 12, 2005 at 07:53:40 (EST)

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ahem, right. good da...da...d...da...night.
v.
USA - Tuesday, January 11, 2005 at 19:58:46 (EST)

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MJ, go back to skool; as for that pic, the house looks more like a CHICKEN coup
v!c
USA - Tuesday, January 11, 2005 at 19:54:46 (EST)

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Ha! Is that a mini cooper pickup? KOL, I gotta slightly damaged pink paisley Tokai Telly I 'll you instead of that ole thing on ebay.
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, January 11, 2005 at 19:12:19 (EST)

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Why didn't I see this one when it was for sale?