WR
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 16:40:22 (EST)

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ooh---its shootin range time! Who wants to go?
Sneak
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 16:38:56 (EST)

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holiday suggestion- frame and hang up a new portrait of a loved one.

WiF
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 16:33:41 (EST)

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stick the muzzle in your ear and pull the trigger, it'll clear up that hearing problem pronto
tonto's younger brother pronto
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 16:25:20 (EST)

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I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 16:14:21 (EST)

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if this was outside a nightclub downtown, it'd be the night in jail, a fine, court costs and a lecture from the judge for wasting everybody's time with such a petty fight... and that would be for ALL the people who threw down.
WiF
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 16:11:43 (EST)

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OH OH OH WAIT, not just ANY rich guy, a rich BLACK guy!
some white guy
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 16:05:37 (EST)

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MJ, they must be terribly emotionally scarred to be sueing. There's no way one of them sissy swings could have caused any physical damage, so it has to be the emotional trauma that forced them to sue the rich guy
WiF
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 16:02:07 (EST)

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Smell what The Bulge got cookin
The Bulge
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 15:56:19 (EST)

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safety tip: when in the men's room, breath IN through MOUTH OUT through NOSE
v.
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 15:55:15 (EST)

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Let's make it through Thanksgiving, and then we can talk about Xmas. You want to overnight me some potatoes for my dinner party?
TS
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 15:51:20 (EST)

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Wow. 4 lawsuits already filed as a result of the brawl. I'm so surpised. I guess they really were emotionally hurt. By a rich black guy. That's what hurt the most.
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 15:50:52 (EST)

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The NERVE of that Ron Artest! How utter uppity!
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 15:44:44 (EST)

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style AND size, hot stuff....
8-way Santa
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 15:43:45 (EST)

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How bout me guys? I'm wicked white and wicked rich and I am whole heartedly admired for my patriotism and my display of of free speech to get every retard in Red Sox nation to vote for Bush!
Curt Schilling
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 15:42:19 (EST)

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been conferring with my supervisor. It appears I got a cr@p load of days to use up by the end of the year (besides the 3-day weekend I just took). So... 5-day weekend this week, with 2 3-day weekends, and 1 4-day weekend, ending with 12/24-1/3 off. Guess all that paranoia about saving days in case I got layed off has its upside.
WiF
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 15:40:33 (EST)

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I'm also white and I, too, am admired for my business savvy every time I wear one of my sponsor's corporate logos.
Tom Brady
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 15:39:40 (EST)

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I'm white so i can get away with 110% promotion at all times and be admired for it.
Donald Trump
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 15:38:26 (EST)

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During the televised interview, Artest plugged a new CD from a group on his record label three times and wore a T-shirt and hat emblazoned with the logo of TruWarier Records.
ps
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 15:35:57 (EST)

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you are NOT gonna have uncle v!c to k!ck around for awhile this Turkey Lurky Day, just FYI
v!c
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 15:29:02 (EST)

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KHAAAAAAAAAAN!!
Lester
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 15:01:51 (EST)

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viable argument WiF...viably viable
v!c
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 14:43:33 (EST)

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Here's one for you v!c (and worth a few giggles on the rest of the page too).

If it flies, floats or fucks, you are better off renting it. Fucking decent mid-priced whores twice a week is a lot less expensive than a wife.
WiF
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 14:30:12 (EST)

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gotta hand
it to ya v!c
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 14:26:39 (EST)

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Rather's a maudlin cry-baby sap and good riddance I say and I posted that shizz about the hand get it right.
v!c
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 14:20:33 (EST)

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badseed Iraqi shiz posted a week ago
sum spud recipient
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 14:15:58 (EST)

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Deck the halls with brown xmas balls!
Derek Lowe
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 14:13:04 (EST)

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Absolutely, Meaty. When he says there will be a "full range" in stock by Christmas, does he mean a full range of styles or a full range of sizes?
TS
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 14:05:03 (EST)

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A Serbian tie maker is planning to launch a new range of penis cravats for the man who has everything. Designer Neven Vrgoc said: "The ties are of a special shape and do not go around the neck of the man, but around his member. "I hope male customers will buy them to create a good impression on a first date, or women might present them to men when they have been totally satisfied.
buy me one for Xmas, TS??
Meat, head USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 13:22:36 (EST)

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Lester
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 13:20:09 (EST)

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fucking inexcusable fucking scumsucking greedy corporate assholes fucking think they're god. FUCK. my 2cents.
Iraqi Farmers Aren't Celebrating World Food Day Nov 11, 2004
As part of sweeping "economic restructuring" implemented by the Bush Administration in Iraq, Iraqi farmers will no longer be permitted to save their seeds. Instead, they will be forced to buy seeds from US corporations -- including seeds the Iraqis themselves developed over hundreds of years. That is because in recent years, transnational corporations have patented and now own many seed varieties originated or developed by indigenous peoples. In a short time, Iraq will be living under the new American credo: Pay Monsanto, or starve. When the Food and Agriculture Organisation (FAO) celebrated biodiversity on World Food Day on October 16, Iraqi farmers were mourning its loss.
Spudboy
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 13:16:09 (EST)

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So I'm in line at one of Richmond, VA's very own Lowe's Home Improvement Center and what do I spy in the shopping cart of the couple in front of me? Yes, that's right. Official NASCAR xmas balls. Not one package or even two. But a whole cart filled with these glorious balls.
Culture Shockley
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 13:01:57 (EST)

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NEWSFLASH -- Dan Rather is mad as hell, and he's not going to take it anymore.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 12:59:50 (EST)

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"hand"? is this gonna be like the new zapruda film?
WiF
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 12:48:20 (EST)

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I am muther fucking FIERCE in the pit and I eat HONEYCOMBS muthafucker
11.5 on the Moshometer
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 12:46:18 (EST)

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Oh and for your edification, WiF? That "hand" is what makes artest such an amazing player.
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 12:43:45 (EST)

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Whilst most were absorbed by a certain repeated slapfest, the repugs were giving themselves an unrestricted look at yer tax returns... until they got caught and pretended they didn't know how the provision got in there.
HR Blockhead
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 12:42:25 (EST)

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i like my remorse on the side.
glumm
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 12:41:31 (EST)

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yum
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 12:41:01 (EST)

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Fucking rights, eh KOL? Kashi "Good Friends" cereal is where it's at. It's even got a picture of Glenn Close and her lesbian lover on the box
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 12:35:45 (EST)

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WiF, get it straight, basketball players are HOT and show more skin than those khaki clad gung-ho recruits. Plus they whip honkys like Boris into a froth not unlike that depicted on woman below.
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 12:33:58 (EST)

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Fuck that. Everyone knows Kashi twig crunch is where its at. That way, you can have chocolate chip waffles and sausage at the bluebird on weekends with no remorse.
KOL
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 12:31:29 (EST)

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i would pay a lot to be a part of a fay wray sandwich. could we clone her from DNA?

King Dong
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 12:30:34 (EST)

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Lester
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 12:28:59 (EST)

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Lester
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 12:26:45 (EST)

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If there's enough cereal posting can Benny get a song put on one of those plastic 45s on the back of a box of Cap'n Crunch?
ed
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 12:19:11 (EST)

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chong ya might wanna loosen up that guitar string you got strung across yer sphincter. My take on the slapfest is strictly due to the news media treating it like it's the only thing happening in the world. The lurk is irrelevance ground zero (it's best attribute) and in no small part thanks to your posts.
WiF
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 12:13:58 (EST)

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Morons? What do you mean morons? Doggy Style created long pigs 10,000 years ago and it only took them 8,000 years to figure it out.
Moe
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 12:05:20 (EST)

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I'm generally not in favor of capital punishment, but Dena Schlosser really needs to pay a visit to ol' sparky.
ed
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 12:00:44 (EST)

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Lobster's post bears repeating because it's part of why that dimwit is still in oriface I mean office: Only about a third of Americans believe that Charles Darwin's theory of evolution is a scientific theory that has been well supported by the evidence, while just as many say that it is just one of many theories and has not been supported by the evidence. The rest say they don't know enough to say. Forty-five percent of Americans also believe that God created human beings pretty much in their present form about 10,000 years ago. A third of Americans are biblical literalists who believe that the Bible is the actual word of God and is to be taken literally, word for word.
v!c
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 11:56:23 (EST)

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that was for WiF. I know you werent joking V!C.....
chump
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 11:55:29 (EST)

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How can you make jokes like that when there is a war going on?
chump
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 11:54:45 (EST)

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you are irrelevant
v!c
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 11:51:40 (EST)

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I've discovered where chump has been digging up all that ninja wit. It's his new software program...

WiF of chong's gone by
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 11:51:23 (EST)

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This is encouraging news.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 11:43:15 (EST)

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Lester
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 11:39:19 (EST)

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Why do they need special clothes?
Lester
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 11:37:24 (EST)

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Good thing I feel no need to be "relevant" on some band guestbook.
chump
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 11:36:14 (EST)

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and on a lighter note, chump working himself up into a froth

WiF
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 11:36:08 (EST)

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"Happy bidding, and good-bye Kelly!"
Lester
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 11:35:19 (EST)

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Ha ha hardy haha. I'm the best.

USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 11:34:02 (EST)

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hey chump, your cereal sucks
WiF
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 11:32:08 (EST)

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This link's for Chump.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 11:28:09 (EST)

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In unrelated news, newest album from Ron Artest's label "drops" today.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 11:22:25 (EST)

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hey all y'all designists....need icon representing collapsing menu function. obrigad'oh!
doris
- Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 11:20:15 (EST)

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Lester
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 11:04:50 (EST)

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What about C3PO's?
2.7 on the MOSHOMETER
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 11:02:01 (EST)

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Those wacky kids at Joseph Kushner Hebrew Academy.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 10:57:06 (EST)

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Second best.

Lester
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 10:53:32 (EST)

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Breakfast foods approved by rabbis everywhere...
The Fighting Kike
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 10:52:50 (EST)

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Sad thing is I hate fruity pebbles. I just couldn't remember how to spell cocoa.
chump
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 10:52:35 (EST)

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Lester
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 10:51:11 (EST)

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Dude, you still eat Fruity Pebbles? Shit, grow the fuck up start eating Cocoa Pebbles.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 10:48:20 (EST)

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Dude, you still eat Fruity Pebbles? Shit, grow the fuck up start eating Cocoa Pebbles.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 10:48:08 (EST)

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Dear guy who's azz is being shot at over Halliburton's bottom line, I have coversations about things other than you. Sorry. p.s. smoking is bad for you.
1.6 on the MOSHOMETER
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 10:46:01 (EST)

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dude. If you feel so strongly about this, why are you doing all your complaining on some band's website? Yeah, war sucks. We get it. We all hate it. But seriously, if I want to have a conversation about why cookie crisp sucks compared to fruity pebbles, even in a time of unjust war, I'll have it.
chump
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 10:40:28 (EST)

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yet another story infinitely more important than the slapfest- dolphins bail-out some longpigs' azzes
WiF
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 10:38:45 (EST)

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ONE. S!CK. FUCK.

USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 10:37:50 (EST)

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Can somebody explain to this guy why anybody is talking about that asinine slapfest while his azz is being shot at over Halliburton's bottom line?

WiF
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 10:34:52 (EST)

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hey MJ, if you're SO SMART, explain that hand...

USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 10:31:47 (EST)

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looks more like faye ray than a middle eastern woman from 0 BC
chef
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 10:28:53 (EST)

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$28G, G.

USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 10:27:11 (EST)

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New DEAD BOYS DVD just came out too!
8.8 on the MOSHOMETER
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 10:25:05 (EST)

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good call 5.6 on the moshometer...always try to see life through the eyes of a child...and my inner child thought "Woah, that was an awesome game...cant wait to tell my friends."
chef
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 10:25:02 (EST)

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SOMEBODY got the Stiv Bators 'Disconnected' album last night AND another GBV album, both used...
Sneak
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 10:22:14 (EST)

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Whatever dude. I know you are trolling for a response just because you like my spitting cobra typing style. So here it is. Yeah the fans were dumb. Yeah they deserved to get a beatdown. Ok it was all caused by the evil alcohol. But what if certain neices were in the front row when ass-head charged into the crowd? HUH? WHAT ABOUT THAT?????? p.s. I know you just think he is super-cute and don't care what he does on or off the court.
5.6 on the MOSHOMETER
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 10:19:32 (EST)

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artest formally known as "beer sponge"
5.5 on the MOSHOMETER
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 10:14:36 (EST)

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Listen, I've seen more civility from a supposed punk rock audience when I was in a band that was supposed to be hated by the audience (as opposed to the band that I'm in now) than I saw from the lame asses in the Palace audience. Artest RULES!
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 10:13:20 (EST)

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Dude. Everyone knows that sports fights are all air and hair. The only shot that was landed was on that dude on the floor. I'm just sayin' that WiF's "I'll See you IN THE PIT" type remark was really funny. No one threatens a MOSH PIT BEATDOWN anymore. And if you sass me again MJ, "I'LL MOSH ON YOU MURPHY'S LAW STYLE"*
chump
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 10:09:04 (EST)

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Are you kiddin chump? If those long-legged bozos hit the pit it would look like a bunch of straws thrown in a blender.
girlylongpigsonstilts
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 10:00:31 (EST)

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really do wish I could come up with a Artest-formerly-known-as joke
WiF of a passing thought
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 09:57:00 (EST)

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"wouldn't survive 10 seconds in a slam dance pit" man, that is the lamest thing you have ever said WiF. Thanks for the laugh.
chump
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 09:54:39 (EST)

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SS agents preparing for their upcoming rap concerts

WiF
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 09:53:09 (EST)

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Hey Dicks! Hey artest is a dick and a black guy but that is just a coincidence. If that was say...some cocky white NBA player laying on the scorers table who had beer dumped on him he probably would have done the same thing. Dicks are dicks and it don't matter what color they are. heh...heh...I said dicks. Anyway, who cares... Basketball sucks wet farts out of dead pigeons anyway. ooohhhhh look at me! I put my ball in the hole. I'm so great. Ohhhhh I threw the ball at the floor and it came back to me! Wow! I made a free throw! I'm gonna go snort some pot offa the tits of my underage girlfriend. Then I'm gonna visit one of my kids mothers. But that was a similar crowd reaction to the SIZZ shows so I can see why MJ stick up for Artest. Although it would probably be ViC sleepin on the table.
chump
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 09:51:36 (EST)

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And it's not that cool.
TS
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 09:33:31 (EST)

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This is where I work.
TS
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 09:32:41 (EST)

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Hey MJ...you never gave up the name of the "back in the day" friend that lives in my hood...come on, who is it, and where do it live? As for the NBA, at least it finally helped take my mind of hockey.
chef
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 09:29:48 (EST)

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Well it was a shameful display. Those out of control animals just fulfilled their sterotypical roles with that senseless brawl. What fukkin arrogant fvks. It's all about them feeling above the law as if they world is supposed to kiss their azzes. I'm speaking of course of the murder monkey's gang throwing down at an international economic conference in Chile.

Only in America would a brawl at a game garner 95% of the headlines while 10's of thousands of Iraqis are being murdered and the chimp is turning international economic forums into a bad out take from a Snoop Dog concert. Never heard so much fvking whining from sport-talk morons about fighting when their prissy azzes wouldn't survive 10 seconds in a slam dance pit let alone a real fight. And what the fvk is with those pussy b-ball players? There wasn't a one of them that landed one of their girly slaps.
WiF
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 09:27:56 (EST)

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Oh I get it. That black people hate being taunted and having shit thrown at them when they're down or called out by some fat fuck from the stands who enters onto the court...
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 09:20:51 (EST)

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Huh?
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 09:18:57 (EST)

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ummmm...that black people hate beer?

USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 09:17:09 (EST)

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wow. Boris. Just what is the "racial stereotype" that Artest is perpetuating? Ouch
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 09:09:24 (EST)

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Will they worship me shirtless in Japan?

USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 09:07:26 (EST)

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should've clarified...i don't blame *only* artest. the fan who started it should get busted too....no doubt. jail, fines, whatever. but idiots like artest perpetuate racial stereotypes. i googled "groups" yesterday for (i think) "pacers brawl" and was directed to a rush limbaugh newsgroup that basically said 'you can take the negro out of africa but you can't take africa out of the negro.' no shit. i'm not saying anyone should be role models (see charles barkley's statement) but if someone's suspended eight times in 2 years, no matter what the ninth involves he's not getting sympathy from me. and nobody forced him to make a rap album, or to cry for a sabbatical four games into an 80-game season. fuck him.
boris
- Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 09:07:16 (EST)

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Vic, dunno musta been a hell of a Tull show.
"where's the ol' WiFFer?"
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 08:47:54 (EST)

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Kapler has bailed on me for the land of the rising sun. Now who do I root for?
The Fighting Kike
USA - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 07:59:44 (EST)

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TS has the coolest job on the lurk...
*sigh*
USA - Monday, November 22, 2004 at 23:26:18 (EST)

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I can probably get you something at wholesale, but they're still really expensive. The wallet I'm designing is $65 wholesale and the handbag is $250 wholesale.
TS
USA - Monday, November 22, 2004 at 21:02:02 (EST)

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TS NO WAY! CAN YOU GET DISCOUNTS? DESIGN ME A COOL ONE!
MJ®
USA - Monday, November 22, 2004 at 19:33:28 (EST)

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WR, I am actually transgendered. Oh and Vic And Boris? Why don't you and all the fat, white, fucking sports radio fucks who blame Artest- and Artst only-, go blow yourselves?
MJ®
USA - Monday, November 22, 2004 at 19:32:37 (EST)

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Lester, put your Super Duper Weenie in your Glory Hole. Good day.
v!c
USA - Monday, November 22, 2004 at 17:57:52 (EST)

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Why, yes, MJ, I'm actually working on a handbag/wallet project with ACME that should be out within the next year. They have some hot shit. Congrats - the Eames products are particularly nice.
TS
USA - Monday, November 22, 2004 at 17:53:17 (EST)

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Israel's Holocaust museum on Sunday posted on the Internet for the first time biographical information about three million of the six million Jews killed by Nazi Germany.
Lester
USA - Monday, November 22, 2004 at 17:34:47 (EST)

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Another reason to hate babies - US Airways Screaming Baby Express with non-stop service from Logan to LAX.
ed
USA - Monday, November 22, 2004 at 17:24:51 (EST)

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I just noticed that Monica Lewinsky looks just like Courtney Cox in that Friends episode where Cox wears the fat suit.
ed
USA - Monday, November 22, 2004 at 17:21:57 (EST)

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Here's the real sign for my new business

Lester
USA - Monday, November 22, 2004 at 17:20:48 (EST)

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Re: you have GOT to love this sh!t --- I'm gonna go way out on a limb here and predict that amber colored beverages were involved.
ed
USA - Monday, November 22, 2004 at 17:20:21 (EST)

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good one SNEAK...good one...hey, where's the ol' WiFFer?
v!c
USA - Monday, November 22, 2004 at 16:35:47 (EST)

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Lester finally opened his own business.
SNEAK
USA - Monday, November 22, 2004 at 16:24:58 (EST)

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But I DO drink fucking beer.
v!c
USA - Monday, November 22, 2004 at 16:01:59 (EST)

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NEWSFLASH -- Big news happening on Boston Dirt Dogs:

Kapler going to Japan
Pedro ready to go to Yanks

Lester
USA - Monday, November 22, 2004 at 15:52:10 (EST)

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MJ, are you a "transgressive woman of the underground music scene?"
WR
USA - Monday, November 22, 2004 at 15:48:57 (EST)

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To quote Shelter: "Why don't you drink fucking beer? What's the matter are you queer/"
Lester
USA - Monday, November 22, 2004 at 15:45:52 (EST)

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Lester, to quote Verbal Assault, "what the fuck do you do?"
v!c
USA - Monday, November 22, 2004 at 15:21:24 (EST)

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Wonder Woman: The Later Years.
Lester
USA - Monday, November 22, 2004 at 14:36:46 (EST)

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I guess I'll never learn. What I was attempting to "say" in that rollover is that the guy in the NEXT cube, you know the coin counter? HE was bangin' on the cube wall like a fuckin' drum...I almost took issue...his name is also Quimby.
v!c
USA - Monday, November 22, 2004 at 14:30:51 (EST)

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i am also thinking about a career change:

USA - Monday, November 22, 2004 at 14:13:58 (EST)

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Cruel Nicknames for Overweight Vampires
Lester
USA - Monday, November 22, 2004 at 13:57:53 (EST)

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"So I'm going to recount for you the very first heavy-petting session I engaged in with my first girlfriend when I was 16. But because I'm not sure that this girlfriend would appreciate me sharing these events, instead of using her real name, I'm going to refer to her as action star Chuck Norris."
Lester
USA - Monday, November 22, 2004 at 13:54:21 (EST)

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So if i ever get maried again...oh, anyway, FUCKING KOL, I just called and they ARE closed. The one day I actually plan to leave the god foraken island and the damn luthier is CLOSED!
MJ®
USA - Monday, November 22, 2004 at 13:52:00 (EST)

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ViC =BUSTED
Quotes In Rollovers Police
USA - Monday, November 22, 2004 at 13:50:25 (EST)

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ps. the fat chick two cubes over is talking about, "if she ever gets married again...blah blah blah..."
v!c
USA - Monday, November 22, 2004 at 13:43:14 (EST)

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yes, there was "x" amount of shenanigans at the Iron Equus on Fridee night...Lou's last gig...went about as well as could be expected
v!c
USA - Monday, November 22, 2004 at 13:42:01 (EST)

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IF I get this new 'j@b', then I very well might want the tele..they are closed today but open tommorree. Saturdays 12-5 too.
KOL
USA - Monday, November 22, 2004 at 13:38:33 (EST)

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TS, since you're the hippest lurker I know, ever hear of ACME MADE laptop bags?
MJ®
USA - Monday, November 22, 2004 at 13:37:02 (EST)

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on to more important things: who will claim the coveted 200k lurk? WHO?!
v!c
USA - Monday, November 22, 2004 at 13:35:36 (EST)

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TS, you have to admit, deerflies ARE troublesome. Hey V1C did your supposed OTHER gr@up have a gig at the one and only STEEL EQUINE this very weekend?
MJ®
USA - Monday, November 22, 2004 at 13:35:22 (EST)

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Lester - that link has scarred me for life. did you read his profile?: "My dislikes: People who refuse to get saved, people who persecute me for being a Christian, beer, lesbians, abortion clinics, deerflies, magick and satanism, heavy metal musicians that hate Jesus, the Roman Catholic Church, not getting answers to my e-mails, diaper commercials that show toddlers' butts, and the Teletubbies"
TS
USA - Monday, November 22, 2004 at 13:20:15 (EST)

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PS
MJ®
USA - Monday, November 22, 2004 at 13:12:53 (EST)

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Howdy furkers. Hey KOL, FUCK, I forgot about that telly. Do you know if they are open today? Jesus. It's been there a YEAR. Do I feel like a heel...
MJ®
USA - Monday, November 22, 2004 at 13:12:24 (EST)

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Once again, words fail me.
Lester
USA - Monday, November 22, 2004 at 12:42:00 (EST)

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On this date in 1967, Scotty Bowman began his first NHL head-coaching job with the St Louis Blues. Bowman replaced Lynn Patrick, who resigned.
Peter Puck
- Monday, November 22, 2004 at 12:36:41 (EST)

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oh fucking hell. Can't I do anything right.
USA - Monday, November 22, 2004 at 12:13:15 (EST)

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img src="http://homepage.mac.com/liamlunchtray/.Pictures/mainpics/liamgoth.jpg"
Captain Perfect
USA - Monday, November 22, 2004 at 12:12:15 (EST)

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"There are many reasons to dislike babies!"
Lester
USA - Monday, November 22, 2004 at 11:44:19 (EST)

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House of Commons' motion to impeach Tony Blair gets the green light.
Lester
USA - Monday, November 22, 2004 at 11:11:37 (EST)

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U.S. intelligence sources on Iran may not be reliable. Not like that's stopped us before.
Lester
USA - Monday, November 22, 2004 at 10:42:35 (EST)

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Monica Lewinsky gets her shot to star on reality TV. Let's hope she doesn't blow it.
Lester
USA - Monday, November 22, 2004 at 10:38:58 (EST)

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you have GOT to love this sh!t
v!c
USA - Monday, November 22, 2004 at 10:27:47 (EST)

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Yawn. Anyway. Artest can recoup from that rigorous rap schedule now. By the way, at least punch the right guy.
v!c
USA - Monday, November 22, 2004 at 10:25:08 (EST)

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artest: 9th suspension since 2002. same guy who, 4 games into season, needed a break because he was tired from promo-ing his rap CD. fuck that and fuck him. punk in a punk league and i don't mean punk rock. how's that $5,000,000.00+ fine treating you, bitch. have a nice rest laying down on that scorer's table near the end of a blowout?
doris
- Monday, November 22, 2004 at 08:21:11 (EST)

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I picked up a telecaster at Noll yesterday that I'd brought in for setup and rewiring a few weeks ago. I hear tell someone still has a telecaster there that's been ready for a lot longer than mine...
KOL
USA - Sunday, November 21, 2004 at 22:44:15 (EST)

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On a lighter note and in reference to the earlier post about Cynthia Plaster caster and why there's no mold of no MJ well...let's just say there was no recognizable bit of genitalia worthy of a cast.
MJ®
USA - Sunday, November 21, 2004 at 16:54:10 (EST)

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for those just tuning in, apparently MJ is channelling the spirit of the late, great ODB.
keep it real, sistah....
USA - Sunday, November 21, 2004 at 14:39:44 (EST)

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Listen you stupid fuck, whoever you are, professional athletes are worth every fucking penny they can possibly demand. Until this country can it's socialist on, athletes- who serve to entertain us and take our minds off the tumors growing inside each and every one of us and our loved ones- are worth far more on the long pig scale of "who should be allowed to live and who should not" than any Walmart or Haliburton V.P. Wait... come to think of it, the Govt. gives takes HALF of what any NBA player makes and it gives it directly to Haliburton anyway.
MJ®
USA - Sunday, November 21, 2004 at 13:36:33 (EST)

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I think professional athletes make too much money and should know better than to let human emotions take over.
JM
USA - Sunday, November 21, 2004 at 13:30:39 (EST)

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Fabulous and well-orchestrated (I assume) press for the NBA, btw. I know I'll be tuning into a few more games at least...
MJ®
USA - Sunday, November 21, 2004 at 12:56:29 (EST)

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Okay, so I'm feeling more than a little retarded due to the lead paint dust but I still have an opinion on the Pistons/Pacers incident. And here it is-FUCK THE FANS. That's right. They are 100% responsible. And they were at the Rangers game this summer, the time the shirtless idiots attacked the third base coach, the time the fan threw shit at Ty Domi and then fell into the penalty box and was rightfully pummeled, etc etc. "But what about the 6 year old kids sitting in the stands with their folks and not understanding why the players are beating up on seatmates...?" Fuck the 6 year old kids, It's a good time to teach them about fucking civility. Just because a long pig lays down some cash to see a professional sporting event does not give them a right to abuse-verbally or physically-those playing the game. EVEN if a fight breaks out on the field of play. These are exceptionally fit human competitors that are physically far superior to any long pig in attendance. Fighting on the court is their perogative and it's unlikely they will be seriously hurt due to their supreme level of fitness so LET THEM GO the officials will sort it out. They are not some fucking animals in a zoo that lesser long pigs can taunt or throw ice at without repercussions. I hope that fat fuck that enters the court calling out players is thrown in jail and sued for everything his ass owns. Thank you.
MJ®
USA - Sunday, November 21, 2004 at 12:30:58 (EST)

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doris
- Saturday, November 20, 2004 at 19:13:25 (EST)

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Bah lead paint... I'm proof you can make it to 50 no problem..
FACE!
USA - Saturday, November 20, 2004 at 18:47:34 (EST)

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punching ball boys. the NBA's about done.
boris
- Saturday, November 20, 2004 at 06:40:18 (EST)

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Empty V says KISS asked Michael Bolton to sing one of their power ballads. To quote Doctor Zachary Smith: Oh the pain.
dirty
- Friday, November 19, 2004 at 19:25:19 (EST)

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it's all aboot ventilation
 
- Friday, November 19, 2004 at 18:05:06 (EST)

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dude if you can ID all paint as non-lead then sweat not but..general rule = if you sand ANYthing wear a mask. wood is a human carcinogen (officially. as of 'dust studies' couple years back). insert wood joke here.
boris
- Friday, November 19, 2004 at 18:03:41 (EST)

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umm..are you guys serious about lead dust...? I mean i thought it was only bad for the infants and toddlers. No shit, I'm lucky if I remeber to even WEAR the 99 cent mask...
MJ®
USA - Friday, November 19, 2004 at 17:02:43 (EST)

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vist = well you know
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USA - Friday, November 19, 2004 at 16:56:23 (EST)

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Well it's my dinosaur vist to ye old Tull show tomorrow. So prepare your best flautist ridicule for me. BTW- I hate you all, and may the soccer ball of heaven come crashing down on your heads this very weekend.
WiF
USA - Friday, November 19, 2004 at 16:55:40 (EST)

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just do it
putting the BM in BMW
USA - Friday, November 19, 2004 at 16:52:02 (EST)

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banner day for haters of beamers tho'. just....do it.
boris
- Friday, November 19, 2004 at 16:46:03 (EST)

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Bad day for crane operators. Here's a little something for you, KOL.