Lurvive 25Oct-02Nov04

 

Chong where's my sox highlight reel? Make it Pokey heavy while you're at it.

USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 21:33:03 (EST)
Hey Flegg, why don't you vote Green then?
MJŪ
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 21:21:10 (EST)
Flegg conceding ALREADY?
Exit Poll
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 21:20:12 (EST)
i don't think you have anything to worry about anyway because kerry is going to win. bush ran a horrible campaign. he has no one to blame but himself.
flegg
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 20:29:58 (EST)
sorry mj but i don't drive a high cube van. i have great job with a great company and i have awsome health ins. and life ins. and loads of other fabulous bennys. and i'm not a republican. i'm just so tottaly against everything the dems stand for i vote republican for now.
flegg
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 20:27:29 (EST)
Lester, why are you looking up hot man-on-man footie action, anyway?
TS
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 20:13:13 (EST)
Someone say hi to Cynthia for me. I love that bitch.
TS
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 20:10:34 (EST)
Hey nice talk Flegg. I'll remember that the next time your republican ass needs worker's comp when you run over your own ass with your high cube van and your shit employer ain't payin in nor do you have health insurance.
MJŪ
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 20:01:55 (EST)
hey one thing good about kerry getting in. it keeps the socialist whore hillary clinton out until at least 2012. hopefully by then she'll die.
flegg
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 19:53:06 (EST)
Gotta hand it to Lester, Perv footie website =pretty funny
MJŪ
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 19:51:24 (EST)
Yah, especially NO to Qounset. Gotta love the old WWII era buildings. Much preferred over some corporate cinderblock wasteland. Fuck the container port. Yes, V!c am right-people should rot first and THEN buildings. Yes to armory.
MJŪ
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 19:47:30 (EST)
Wish me luck. I'm off to the poles. I mean POLLS. Sorry, got confused with my shift at the Foxy...
MJŪ
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 19:44:55 (EST)
hey boys and girls, so how are we all voting today? haha as if i did'nt know. i'm holding out hope for bush but i'm a realist. it don't look to good.
flegg
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 19:40:08 (EST)
A forwarded message from one Cynthia Reedinski "We (Allison, Sara, Marceo and myself) and especially Joann want to thank all of you who helped out with donations of prizes and money. We made our goal and Joann will be able to take care of her medical bills. Yeah. Really guys---thank you!!! This city that we live in is amazing. XXOO--Cynthia" Of course, we all know that this STATE we live in is amazing as is the QOC.
WR
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 19:26:23 (EST)
Hey Chong, what would Charles Nelson Reilly do?
And in other news

WR
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 19:12:27 (EST)
Especially NO to Quonset. I said no to water connects and transportation 'cause the RIPTA already sux azz and who sez they'll get any better wid $$$$?
WR
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 18:57:26 (EST)
salty sez no school foster-glocester no mo'.
boris
- Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 18:22:46 (EST)
On the altar of God I pledge undying hostility to any government restriction on the free minds of the people
Thomas Jefferson
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 18:08:12 (EST)
and Zogby has already called it for Kerry. I hope people learned last time to finish voting despite the projections.
WiF
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 18:06:03 (EST)
From a dailykos thread, talking about kids doing the Eminem Mosh the Vote bit...
Hood black sweatshirts.
In my small town (pop. 14,000)... I happened to travel over to the grocery store (we all voted this AM in my household).
Any way... there was a group of about 3 young people standing in front of the supermarket.. all wearing black hooded sweatshirts. No signs for Kerry-Edwards... just standing there. I barely noticed them when I drove in.
I thought about it while shopping and remembered that there's this mosh video and this eminem character and this black hooded jacket thing (hey, I read kos!). And then on the way out I honked the horn of my vehicle and gave a thumbs up sign. Well, let me tell you folks... these high-school aged kids (probably not voters) gave me the sign right back, and they changed demeanor and gave high-fives.
I'm going to rest easy tonight.

which got this response
I'm afraid I grossed out a couple of young people today, dressed as I was, a middle-aged white woman, in my black hoodie with a homemade sign pinned to the front that said "Mosh the Vote" (hey, had to cover up the logo of the company that fired me -- but I kept the shirt). I could imagine them thinking: "Eww! Old lady! Eminem! Eww!"
Nevertheless!!
victory
WiF
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 18:03:59 (EST)
After seeing this site, I now know why all of you love European Football so much. Pervs.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 17:48:46 (EST)
Check out the poll that asks "Which network and anchor do you trust most for the election?"
Lester
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 17:44:26 (EST)
you did however convince me on the historic preservation shizz
v!c
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 17:24:53 (EST)
i beg to differ...people can fuckin' rot
v!c
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 17:23:01 (EST)
P.S.
TS
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 17:19:41 (EST)
The real Miami update: 9am, I waited in line for 15 minutes with a pack of vehement anti-Bush Haitians. Unfortunately, I was only 20 minutes late to w*rk.
TS
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 17:19:16 (EST)
yes, no, sorry. much as i'd love to ok everything. thousands of poor families are fooked if RIPTA poos its pants from lack o' funds. towns should (militantly) protect their own water ans shores, and suing the living shit out of other towns whose effluence causes problems downstream. providence should finish the big stuff first. they can OK town-specific wastewater stuff later. toughen and enforce septic tank laws. build sewers right the first time. old houses, well, preservation comes from gentrification. toughen existing laws on absentee landlords first. preserve people then buildings. besides, garages are worth 6 figures these days. the armory, well, i'm just a sucker for that 'hood. lotta relatives came from thereabout.
boris
- Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 17:10:00 (EST)
dirty you voted NO on the water interconnect, watershed protection, and historic preservation bonds?
v!c
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 16:42:38 (EST)
more early shiz...
Ohio - African American precincts are performing at 106% what we expected, based on historical numbers. Hispanic precincts are at 144% what we expected. Precincts that went for Gore are turning out 8% higher then those that went Bush in 2000. Democratic base precincts are performing 15% higher than GOP base precincts.
Florida - Dem base precincts are performing 14% better than Bush base precincts. In precincts that went for Gore, they are doing 6% better than those that went for Bush. African American precincts at 109%, Hispanic precincts at 106%.
Pennsylvania - African American precincts at 102% of expectations, Hispanics at 136% of expectations. The Gore precincts are doing 4 percent better than bush precincts.
Michigan - Democratic base precincts are 8% better than GOP base states. Gore precincts are 5% better than Bush.
WiF of happier daze ahead?
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 16:41:13 (EST)
"This killer hates cans!"

Lester
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 16:38:51 (EST)
fuckin' retahhhd meant "undo"
boris
- Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 16:35:47 (EST)
drugsy my thoroughly weak-ass opinion on 1 and 2 is a respective yes and no. am OK w/ transportation and URI questions. armory = yes. rest....punted. the nyet on 2 is specifically because i'm afraid that if 1 passes then 2 will undue whatever good 1 does. 1 is critical.
boris
- Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 16:35:00 (EST)
m'cans! m'precious cans!
v!c
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 16:34:50 (EST)
any right n' proper Repugnican knows if you're black you can't vote
v!c
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 16:33:43 (EST)
"they will if I can avoid total boredom"

"they" being the cans or the red X boxes?
WiF
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 16:31:47 (EST)
seems there's been some trouble with voter intimidation at some polling places

WiF
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 16:30:24 (EST)

Lester
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 16:12:04 (EST)
they will if I can avoid total boredom
v!c
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 16:00:53 (EST)
yes v!c, and hopefully your trash cans will work better than your little red X boxes
WiF
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 15:56:08 (EST)
cautionary tale for those considering not voting

WiF
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 15:54:50 (EST)
I dunno. WR may be right! Shit. Looks like Drugsy not voting anywhoo. Gonna go to Lasergate in Fall Riv to play shoot-em up with a bunch of 8 year olds.
Drugsy
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 15:32:53 (EST)
yeah well see if you can't do a little better at open mic night Friday
v!c
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 15:19:33 (EST)
Miami update
insert don johnson joke here
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 15:15:37 (EST)
Site must have crashed due to excessive inversions.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 15:14:51 (EST)
hey, you asked
Nipsy
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 15:09:07 (EST)
inversion no mean win, inversion mean inversion, ie.-reverse the curse = invert the homunculi
now get out there and INVERT THE MURDER MONCHEY
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 15:07:53 (EST)
Wait, inversion means wins? Right? Mayhaps you should invert Kerry? BTW, inversion also makes old people look young again. From now on I command youse all to invert yourselves when looking at me.
WR
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 14:56:47 (EST)
Lestree, that toiletry link with the Coz don't wanna work, what gives
v. t.
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 14:49:59 (EST)
Happy birthday, Larry Flynt.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 14:43:48 (EST)
damn
v!c
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 14:37:02 (EST)
v!c has been posting nothing but little red X boxes
cuz geocities iz all he can afford without being left in just his soxes
And with the meager benny bookings for which v!c gets paid,
he can hardly convince the girls the g@y-@ss necklace is real so he can get laid
Nipsy
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 14:34:57 (EST)
early exit polls looking good for Kerry and reasons why you should be suspicious of exit polls
WiF
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 14:25:56 (EST)
in due time you will see the inversion good sirs...in the meantime WiF, hit we with a Nip-see
v!c
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 14:24:40 (EST)
Those look like the Xs from the old lever ballot system. You wouldn't be trying to stuff the old benny ballot box now would ye v!c?
WiF
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 14:20:31 (EST)
YOU are a dumbass.
v!c
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 14:14:53 (EST)
Great, another red X in a box from v!c.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 14:13:42 (EST)
try THIS on for size

USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 14:05:39 (EST)
Have officially cast one inversion of the murder monchey at my local polling place.
WiF
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 13:54:47 (EST)
Saw documentary with Murder Monchey interviewed on Big 2 News, Midland TX. Truer words...
Drugsy
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 13:50:57 (EST)
God Bless You, Dr. Kevorkian. -KV
v!c
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 13:23:58 (EST)
Did my duty, exercised my right, etc. Voted yes on 1 no on 2.
WR
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 13:14:36 (EST)
Don't forget about me.

USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 13:12:51 (EST)
WE'RE ALL DOOMED!!!!!

WiF <lightening the mood.... sorta>
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 12:41:02 (EST)
allow me to then repost: I AIN'T GOT THAT KINDA CASH!
vickie T.
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 12:40:46 (EST)
1 v!c and 2 WiF posts evaporated
WiF
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 12:39:23 (EST)
umm...what posts. Did the good Capn' just fuck something up?
BSTC
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 12:32:37 (EST)
HEY! Where them posts went to?
WiF
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 12:25:51 (EST)
Leave It to Bush: Episode 2. Featuring the Coz.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 12:25:28 (EST)
drudge proven to be sludge...
In Philadelphia, Republican activists claimed voting machines already had thousands of votes recorded on them when the polls opened. But city officials countered that the activists misunderstood numbers on odometers that records every vote ever cast — not just those for this election.
WiF
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 12:24:05 (EST)
whilst we fuss over voter signatures, these folks iz about to become very dead.

WiF of genocide
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 12:17:58 (EST)
"What he did was, he ran into a stop sign face first," said Alfano said. "He went down, and got back up, and he ran face first into the stop sign again. At that point the officers decided to intervene, and he was arrested."
Lester
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 12:16:02 (EST)
does anybody have the order/names of bands playing green room Friday? Did KOL's other band get on as requested?
MJŪ
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 12:12:05 (EST)
as to drudge sludge, this from someone who votes in that polling place

apparently some truth. KE people at the poll said three incidents in the am, one records mix up, one machine broke and one incident involving some "guys who came into the polling place and started intimidating people". Asked whether the guys seemed to have an agenda, the response was no -- just to disrupt.
WiF
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 12:11:47 (EST)
Hey V!c, try springing the 9 bucks a month for a real web server
MJŪ
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 12:11:12 (EST)
serves me right
viccy T.
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 12:10:51 (EST)
I think I'm in love
Lester
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 12:10:33 (EST)
As to ballot shiz, you should really be deciding that yourself. But I'm going no on both. The first one I agree with half of, but I don't want to give the Governor more powers so thumbs down from me. Number 2, though the number be beloved by lurkers, the last time they did this it wasted a couple million dollars and the changes got rejected by the voters once their proposed plan became obvious. So unless you DON'T expect the same performance from RI's crookedest, I'd hit reject there too. Here's the state issued shiz on all the referenda.
WiF
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 12:08:42 (EST)
little X boxes abound
WiF
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 12:03:05 (EST)
"fotos lester gay hombres sexo" = my favorite benny sizzler song
The Next Big Thing
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 11:55:33 (EST)
funny, I see all the hilarity just fine...and don't do me any favors, doff
v!c d'trikkle
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 11:54:20 (EST)
No linkage to Motorfags website pics for me either.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 11:51:49 (EST)
It appears as if Vic is looking to be put on waivers.
dondoff
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 11:50:12 (EST)
Hey WiF/Boris. As resident geniuses please advise Drugsy on Questions 1 and 2 on today's ballot.
Drugsy
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 11:48:30 (EST)
ok, one more for now lurkers...

USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 11:29:24 (EST)
Hey that reminds me, I have to put my dog to sleep.
CHUMP♠

USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 11:17:34 (EST)
try this...

USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 11:15:04 (EST)
ABU DHABI, United Arab Emirates (AP) - Abu Dhabi TV says the president of the United Arab Emirates has died.
does this matter?
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 11:10:43 (EST)
my network not allow motormag links. FRAUD!!!!
®CHUMP
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 11:04:24 (EST)
voter fraud? fuck that, look at this!

USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 10:55:49 (EST)
Another good place to keep track of all the other last-minute fraud here.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 10:44:01 (EST)
that Philly shiz is from drudge, who has seen fit to not post even one of the repugs criminal attempts to steal the election (this is about a heavily democratic ward). Probably just old lever machines that weren't cleared after the last election. It happens all the time and they check them all before the polls open. The fact that the machines were corrected BEFORE the voting is a good sign. BTW- dailykos is a great place to catch the developing stories (right column has open blog threads).
WiF of other shiz
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 10:36:11 (EST)
Before voting even began in Philadelphia -- poll watchers found nearly 2000 votes already planted on machines scattered throughout the city... One incident occurred at the SALVATION ARMY, 2601 N. 11th St., Philadelphia, Pa: Ward 37, division 8... pollwatchers uncovered 4 machines with planted votes; one with over 200 and one with nearly 500... A second location, 1901 W. Girard Ave., Berean Institute, Philadelphia, Pa, had 300+ votes already on 2 machines at start of day... INCIDENT: 292 votes on machine at start of day; WARD/DIVISION: 7/7: ADDRESS: 122 W. Erie Ave., Roberto Clemente School, Philadelphia, Pa.; INCIDENT: 456 votes on machine at start of day; WARD/DIVISION: 12/3; ADDRESS: 5657 Chew Ave., storefront, Philadelphia, Pa... A gun was purposely made visible to scare poll watchers at Ward 30, division 11, at 905 S. 20th St., Grand Court. Police were called and surrounded the location... Developing...
Lester
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 10:21:14 (EST)
blather, pure blather; Chong, don't take is so hard...'attractive to women' is over-rated
v!c trikkle
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 10:03:51 (EST)
Well I heard that Perdro wants to close for the Giants. So what does that tell you?
®CHUMP
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 09:44:50 (EST)
First they stole their country, now they're trying to steal their vote.
WiF of cheap bead wampum
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 09:42:16 (EST)
Is it me or does the murder monchey's thumbs down bear more than a passing resemblance to the lurk's iconic thumbs-down?
WiF
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 09:38:17 (EST)
KOL HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT MY POKEY IS GONNA SIGN WITH THE REDS?! HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS?!
MJŪ
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 09:29:32 (EST)
Murder Monchey inverted? Check.
BSTC
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 09:28:33 (EST)
Reese is gonna sign with the Reds to play SS. Oddly enough today is the day we put an end to the Bush Administration playing a different kind of 'SS'.
KOL
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 09:10:01 (EST)
I'm already gone.
Leskanic
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 08:52:35 (EST)
The limits of tyrants are prescribed by the endurance of those whom they oppose. -- Frederick Douglass

They could not capture me except under a white flag. They cannot hold me except with a chain. -- Osceola

You have to make more noise than anybody else, you have to make yourself more obtrusive than anybody else, you have to fill all the papers more than anybody else, in fact you have to be there all the time and see that they do not snow you under, if you are really going to get your reform realized. -- Emmeline Pankhurst

If you want a symbolic gesture, don't burn the flag; wash it. -- Norman Thomas

There is one thing you have got to learn about our movement. Three people are better than no people. -- Fannie Lou Hamer

You can kill a man but you can't kill an idea. -- Medgar Evers

Revolution is not something fixed in ideology, nor is it something fashioned to a particular decade. It is a perpetual process embedded in the human spirit. -- Abbie Hoffman

You can't wring your hands and roll up your sleeves at the same time. -- Pat Schroeder
INVERT THE MURDER MONCHEY -- sum lurker
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 08:49:25 (EST)
how to steal a democracy part 1
WiF
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 08:38:10 (EST)
last baseball post....free agents as of yesterday: Lowe Varitek Cabrera Mirabelli Leskanic Mendoza Williamson Myers McCarty Reese.
boris
- Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 07:36:06 (EST)
how thoughtful of the republican party to let their lawyers find a friendly judge fROMOHIO just in time to intimidate voters AT the polls. this election = more crooked than afghanistan. a disgraceful performance by a disgraceful administration in a swing state. if you can't beat 'em, cheat 'em.
boris
- Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 07:26:40 (EST)
Thanks Vic and Lester. I will look into a face transplant because I am so ugly. And its good to know about that breastfeeding thing too. You guys are the best. Too bad I can'tbe attractive to women like the two of you. Oh well. Fuck me. Oh wait, don't because I'm so ugly.
Chung
USA - Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 03:01:38 (EST)
THERE'S my Waterpick(TM)! Yah, ed, anyone else have an eerie feeling of doom and gloom for another4 years...?
MJŪ
USA - Monday, November 01, 2004 at 23:36:27 (EST)
Only 8 and a half more hours until we can all do our part to stop the Republican coup d'etat.
ed
USA - Monday, November 01, 2004 at 22:23:01 (EST)
what i said what is more disturbing: schilling and bush swapping a bolus or our hero don with a Waterpik® on the nightstand.
boris
- Monday, November 01, 2004 at 20:16:03 (EST)
i've done enough wrong for the day; good day
v!c
USA - Monday, November 01, 2004 at 19:30:53 (EST)
question: Curt Shilling...passing semblance to...Craig Kilborne?
v!c
USA - Monday, November 01, 2004 at 18:24:31 (EST)
WILL THESE SCREW-FACES BE MADE POST-GIG?

USA - Monday, November 01, 2004 at 18:19:54 (EST)
almost as gross as they guy in the bed

USA - Monday, November 01, 2004 at 18:18:40 (EST)
next question: will the "singer"/three-string-bassist for Benny be reduced to THIS after Friday's gig?

USA - Monday, November 01, 2004 at 18:12:51 (EST)
fuck schilling is right. shut yer trap you big republican twat
Briggs
USA - Monday, November 01, 2004 at 18:09:59 (EST)
oh my god
Lance
USA - Monday, November 01, 2004 at 18:08:56 (EST)
FUCK CURT SCHILLING
v!c
USA - Monday, November 01, 2004 at 18:07:45 (EST)
will this Bobby Heimers be at the show Friday night?

USA - Monday, November 01, 2004 at 18:00:11 (EST)
tomorrow by this time Fox News will be declaring Bush the new president
viccie T
USA - Monday, November 01, 2004 at 16:52:14 (EST)
chirp....chirp chirp
sum cricket
USA - Monday, November 01, 2004 at 16:37:58 (EST)
more yellow food: marvelous

USA - Monday, November 01, 2004 at 16:37:56 (EST)
lots n' lots of these

USA - Monday, November 01, 2004 at 16:21:09 (EST)
And I used to live in an apartment that had the exact same kitchen table. Maybe that explains the stains.
WiF
USA - Monday, November 01, 2004 at 15:16:42 (EST)
just realized she's reading Mechanix Illustratred in the banana pic
WiF
USA - Monday, November 01, 2004 at 15:15:14 (EST)
here's a "book" not for faint of fot (same photographer as the Gina shots). Just keep clicking next on the bottom to get the book tour

and here is the same damsel in a.... er, more casual moment. warning- may be TOO casual fer sum
WiF
USA - Monday, November 01, 2004 at 15:12:08 (EST)

This alone would make a great music video.
KOL
USA - Monday, November 01, 2004 at 15:03:56 (EST)

V!c wrote a book!
Lester
USA - Monday, November 01, 2004 at 14:56:16 (EST)
Friday November 5th: Benny Sizzler, Bantam (feat ex. Lunachix) $7.00. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Saturday November 6th: Path Of Logik $7.00 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tuesday November 9th: Acetate Presents: Pendilum $10.00 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Friday November 12th: Donnybrook, Shed, The Departed, Inner Self Lost. $8.00 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Saturday November 13th: Sin Of Angels $7.00 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Friday November 19th: The Brunt of It, Big World $7.00
v. t.
USA - Monday, November 01, 2004 at 14:27:04 (EST)
I guess this was from before the Goya days.

WiF
USA - Monday, November 01, 2004 at 14:25:53 (EST)
THERE'S MY GIRL, GINA!!! HEAR HER RIP IT UP IN THE FLESH THIS FRIDAY!!!!!!!
MJŪ
USA - Monday, November 01, 2004 at 14:23:21 (EST)
I like that there gold top...
Sneak
USA - Monday, November 01, 2004 at 14:15:52 (EST)
Goya cans one HELL of a bean, WiF. Speaking of beans, any Nipsy for Friday? Oh, and if anyone wants, I can look really bored again. Just let me know. Thanks.
v!c trikkle
USA - Monday, November 01, 2004 at 14:12:41 (EST)
And it seems like only yesterday when I first puked at the sight of a Hello Kitty....
WiF
USA - Monday, November 01, 2004 at 14:12:05 (EST)
Now what could be more rock'n'roll than Goya products?
WiF
USA - Monday, November 01, 2004 at 14:07:02 (EST)
KOL,I missed radio this am. What did that jackass Gerry Callahan say today? Hey the Pats should had a few shots themselves yesterday.
MJŪ
USA - Monday, November 01, 2004 at 14:04:27 (EST)
"No balls, three strikes" re: Bush and Schilling =excellent
MJŪ
USA - Monday, November 01, 2004 at 13:59:54 (EST)
Pot. Kettle.
Black.
USA - Monday, November 01, 2004 at 13:53:56 (EST)
well put...well put...

USA - Monday, November 01, 2004 at 13:41:59 (EST)
"have everything they need to get the job done"....except for that pesky matter of armed vehicles and guns made after the vietnam war. but the war's over.
boris
- Monday, November 01, 2004 at 13:19:23 (EST)
African-Americans for Blunt
Lester
USA - Monday, November 01, 2004 at 13:09:38 (EST)
I wish I could write a lyric not unlike the following: "When you make love, do you look in the mirror?"
v!c
USA - Monday, November 01, 2004 at 13:08:34 (EST)
For the record, I wish harm on gerry callahan.
KOL
USA - Monday, November 01, 2004 at 12:24:10 (EST)
The ace pitcher said Bush was a commander in chief who will ensure troops "have everything they need to get the job done, a leader who believes in their mission and honors their service, a leader who has the courage and the character to stay on the offense against terrorism until the war is won." Bush stood next to him, and they embraced afterward. "On Tuesday, we need you to get out and vote. We need you to get your friends and neighbors out to vote -- tell them you're voting for President Bush and get them on board, too," Schilling said. "I know everybody wants to be on a winning team, and there's plenty of room on this bandwagon."
boris
- Monday, November 01, 2004 at 12:23:35 (EST)
two things: CIPA = fuckin' insane; fathermilk = fuckin' sick
v!c
USA - Monday, November 01, 2004 at 12:12:46 (EST)
er...ah...uhm yeah...you er...tell 'em...MJ...anyway, Chong there's hope for you yet; see link
v!c
USA - Monday, November 01, 2004 at 12:11:24 (EST)
Attention Chong -- You are not alone.

Also, the Haymakers drummer's post was very funny.
Lester
USA - Monday, November 01, 2004 at 12:06:14 (EST)

Okay, I just fired off my first email EVAH to a sports talk radio show re: shots before the games. Fuck Dale and Neumy and their Christian, holier than thou fucking morality trip. In fact, fuck me up the ass while you're at it. Stop pissing on my World Series buzz you fucking lame ass talk show fucks. And while we're at it. Fuck Schilling and his fucking of the president. Keep your fucking lame ass politics out of my fucking sports.
MJŪ
USA - Monday, November 01, 2004 at 12:03:40 (EST)

WiF
USA - Monday, November 01, 2004 at 12:01:10 (EST)
more fun in the Florida sun
WiF
USA - Monday, November 01, 2004 at 12:00:34 (EST)
We're jealous of the top two strings.
Doff's bottom two strings
USA - Monday, November 01, 2004 at 11:50:52 (EST)
I'm jealous of Florida's freedom.
doffinator
USA - Monday, November 01, 2004 at 11:49:15 (EST)
I feel your pain, oh wait, no I don't.
ummm.....hello?
USA - Monday, November 01, 2004 at 11:46:07 (EST)
I think I'm available. I'm not "into" short sets. If I'm luggin a drumset downtown, I'm gettin my money's worth.
Haymakers Drummer
USA - Monday, November 01, 2004 at 11:40:03 (EST)
ALSO-I saw that other guy from the sizz on video from back in the day playing cbgbs opening for the circle jerks. He looked weird without a hat or mohawk.
Sneak
USA - Monday, November 01, 2004 at 11:19:28 (EST)
does Ellison have a functioning bassist?
v!c
USA - Monday, November 01, 2004 at 11:19:01 (EST)
Drummers are hard to find. Competent ones exponentially harder. Good ones that don't overplay yet have even a basic grasp of a song's dynamics are rarer than than MJ polishing off a porterhouse cut and a few killian's.
KOL
USA - Monday, November 01, 2004 at 11:17:33 (EST)
wave bye-bye to the 1st amendment
vote early vote often
USA - Monday, November 01, 2004 at 11:13:13 (EST)
"Alista Shown Effective in Treating Female Sexual Arousal Disorder"

ummm, just a thought, but maybe the so-called "arousal disorder" is just a lousy lover.
WiF
USA - Monday, November 01, 2004 at 10:58:41 (EST)
Little Benny Sizzler raps with the Coz about learning!


Borat
USA - Monday, November 01, 2004 at 10:05:07 (EST)
Maybe WebMD isn't as awful as we once thought. . .
Lester
USA - Monday, November 01, 2004 at 09:42:55 (EST)
New York journalist wants to make it clear: He is not having a sexual relationship with that woman, Ms. Lewinsky.
Lester
USA - Monday, November 01, 2004 at 09:35:27 (EST)
what's with all the blather?
v!c
USA - Monday, November 01, 2004 at 09:33:54 (EST)
Eh? Wot Wot? Remember, if you dont vote you can't complain. Also, you can sleep in.
Borat
USA - Monday, November 01, 2004 at 09:26:11 (EST)
note the matching vacant look in their eyes

WiF
USA - Monday, November 01, 2004 at 08:54:29 (EST)
let's hope this is a sign of tuesday to come
fingas crossed
USA - Sunday, October 31, 2004 at 20:10:13 (EST)
didja catch Osama's snap on the murder monchey? Who knew he was such a cut-up?

He reckoned that it was more important to preoccupy himself with the talk of the little girl about her goat ... than with the planes and their strike on the skyscrapers, giving us three times the time required to carry out the operations, thanks be to God.
WiF
USA - Sunday, October 31, 2004 at 19:59:21 (EST)
That giant sucking sound you heard was my Vikes leaving the biggest pile of poo on the field I think I've ever seen. On the brighter side, it appears that Green Bay has sealed the murder monchey's fate.
WiF
USA - Sunday, October 31, 2004 at 17:44:36 (EST)
Bush gets the idiot vote.
Curt Shill
USA - Sunday, October 31, 2004 at 16:01:00 (EST)
Anyone else bobbin' fer turducken tonight?
Sigmund and the seamonsters
USA - Sunday, October 31, 2004 at 12:35:36 (EST)
Could today be any more beautiful?
WR
USA - Sunday, October 31, 2004 at 12:25:44 (EST)
And with 0% of the precincts counted, Fox News Channel projects that George W. Bush has been elected President of the United States....
ed
USA - Sunday, October 31, 2004 at 11:19:43 (EST)
Johnny Damon on the Letterman show Monday night. Will the band bring him out with "Jesus Christ Superstar"?
ed
USA - Sunday, October 31, 2004 at 11:15:21 (EST)

boris
- Sunday, October 31, 2004 at 09:27:09 (EST)
and i fell asleep saying "man, they're overcompensating for acid reflux clam simpson. eminem couldn't be THAT stupid. could he?" heh. silly wabbit. marshall blathers, your 15 minutes called. something about it being over.
boris
- Sunday, October 31, 2004 at 09:19:28 (EST)
Not only did Eminem pulli an Ashley Simpson just now on SNL he was also reading his rap off cue cards. Also, if I wanted to hear some white trash running and running their yap over and ever lovin' over I'd still be married to my first wife.
Johnson
USA - Sunday, October 31, 2004 at 01:11:30 (EDT)
It seems like days since the last time the Sox won the World Series.
sensidoff
USA - Saturday, October 30, 2004 at 23:27:40 (EDT)
and his tour started...tonight?
 
- Saturday, October 30, 2004 at 22:23:19 (EDT)
heaven and earth w/ sanders = excellent
boris
- Saturday, October 30, 2004 at 22:21:20 (EDT)
Yeah, I bigged up Jah Wobble as anyone with a shred of sanity would. Nice to see that fella from Kiddie Rock was reincarnated and on the shoulder of a parrot!!!!
Big Youth
South London, USA - Saturday, October 30, 2004 at 21:03:19 (EDT)
Fucking all is right in my world now. -MJ

USA - Saturday, October 30, 2004 at 20:40:41 (EDT)
Did someone just pimp JAH WOBBLE on the snizz? Thats pretty weird. I think that dude works at NECN and they did cover the parade today. This was the greatest fortnight in RED SOX history. you-kill-us = ROY, MANNY = MVP, Schilling = CY YOUNG, Johnny Damon = Lady Bing Trophy!
Sewer Trout
USA - Saturday, October 30, 2004 at 17:36:56 (EDT)
Forget about the Red Sox and go out and purchase Jah Wobble's 'I Could Have Been a Contender' anthology. The only white man on the Trojan Records label and a London Irishman at that.
Big Youth
USA - Saturday, October 30, 2004 at 16:31:39 (EDT)
same cuz lives aboot 30' from parade route, so expecting more pix hopefully. very classy to include pesky and especially to fly out bobby doerr, who (according to Halberstam's most excellent Teammates) spends most of his time at his very sick wife's bedside in oregon. very cool. EL TIANTE! clell lavern cokehead i mean hobson! rick millah! remdoosh!
boris
- Saturday, October 30, 2004 at 14:32:54 (EDT)
Chong do you work for one of the networks that's showing the parade?
MJŪ
USA - Saturday, October 30, 2004 at 13:14:30 (EDT)
"Jeter is playing golf right now, this is better!"
Chump
USA - Saturday, October 30, 2004 at 12:05:37 (EDT)
Yo Boris, you dudes watching this parade or what? That pic your cousin took of Pedro in the car is excellent. I'll get the BSTC to post it.
MJŪ
USA - Saturday, October 30, 2004 at 10:49:55 (EDT)
hey jerzy ditto from me and natasha...best wishes for monday. hope it ends up being a whole lotta nuthin' to worry about. btw, *seemed* a pretty awesome turnout for the QoC last nite. Long Live the Queen of Chaos (and Johnny Damon)!
boris
- Saturday, October 30, 2004 at 08:48:44 (EDT)
Wow. MJ out of the loop. J.G. how's the hand? Goodluck on Monday. Fill us in on the prognosis. At the moment the pup is resting comfortably in a new plush dog bed that set MJ back fitty bucks. It's been a 24/7 vigil-I crap you negative. I need a drink. And Vic, how the hell'n you learn ya how to turn pix upside down? Also, how the hell did you resolve the van v. sedan debacle? And Lester, how was the vine ripened hand picked lackey last night?
MJŪ
USA - Friday, October 29, 2004 at 19:52:01 (EDT)
good luck with that rubber band; good day
v!c
USA - Friday, October 29, 2004 at 18:26:47 (EDT)
Hey, MJ, how's the pup???
Grrrl, Formerly of Jerzy <www.pussycatassassins.com/meowpix>
Boston, MA USA - Friday, October 29, 2004 at 18:17:00 (EDT)
Is it me, but what happened to the *reasonable* margins on the lurk? The sh!t is all up to the edge. Hm. Anywat, this grrrl is heading to the Doc come Mundayne...gonna find out when the surgery is. Keep yer finners xxed, Benny, et. al.!
Grrrl, Formerly of Jerzy
Boston, MA USA - Friday, October 29, 2004 at 18:15:46 (EDT)
cmon fuckers lets jam out. I bring de les paul junior and my raffi songbook.
KOL
USA - Friday, October 29, 2004 at 17:42:27 (EDT)
well, I've done my worst today, what with turning things upside down n' such; Benny, we should do a theatrical run-though next week; good day and happy Helloween lurkers
v!c
USA - Friday, October 29, 2004 at 17:35:22 (EDT)
scooped from messsage board about the endless excuses the GOPers had about the 380 tons.

After reading several responses to my original message, I've made this composite of the typical Republican response:
"The Russians took it...er...uhmmm...Putin endorsed Bush?....Ahhhh....welll...maybe it wasn't the Russians.....well....CBS made up the story....oh shit....Dana Lewis at Fox News is backing them up?.....errrrr....Well, it was taken before the invasion......WILL YOU PLEASE TURN OFF THAT ABC VIDEO SHOWING OUR SOLDIERS HANDLING THE WEAPONS ON APRIL 18!!!....well....errrr....380 Tons is too much to move....What...Iraqis stripped every government building clean in two days?.....Ahhhh....shit ....Who cares! The story is 19 months old, and WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT OFF THAT VIDEO OF THE AMERICAN SOLDIER DYING WITH A ROADSIDE BOMB!!!...........Oh, did I mention we destroyed them on April 13....yeah, that's the ticket.....What's that?.....The KTSP Video is from April 18???..........Fück!!! .... I give up! Go Kerry!!!"
WiF of spin alley
USA - Friday, October 29, 2004 at 17:03:44 (EDT)
Looks like OBL has some competition from Shazam the American
WiF of gomer's pile
USA - Friday, October 29, 2004 at 16:49:11 (EDT)
I'm tellin' ya...Alfred Qaqaa owes me money.
boris
- Friday, October 29, 2004 at 16:32:08 (EDT)
Dog rescues owner by calling 911. I cr@p you negative
WiF
USA - Friday, October 29, 2004 at 16:18:42 (EDT)
For those of you who have waited until the last minute to come up with a Halloween costume idea...
TS
USA - Friday, October 29, 2004 at 16:15:42 (EDT)

WiF
USA - Friday, October 29, 2004 at 16:11:16 (EDT)
The OBL radio hour is on soon. Must be his endorsement of bush for all his help in recruiting tens of thousands of new terrorists and supplying them with hundreds of tons of handy boom-goo.
WiF of plastique
USA - Friday, October 29, 2004 at 16:04:22 (EDT)
Why that squid juice reminds me of my ex-wife. Hey I want help out the QOC. Do I send my unmarked bills to WR?
MJŪ
USA - Friday, October 29, 2004 at 15:53:29 (EDT)
Yee-haw! Please join all the Federal Hillbillies tonight at de Defecateur of doom for QOC's benefit (or just send cash money to ME--I'll be happy to forward it). I'm hoping the taco truk will be there.
WR
USA - Friday, October 29, 2004 at 15:39:11 (EDT)
oh the hill-arity
v!c
USA - Friday, October 29, 2004 at 15:20:56 (EDT)
why they pump kin of course
WiF
USA - Friday, October 29, 2004 at 15:19:07 (EDT)
Q: What do hillbillies do on Halloween?
TS
USA - Friday, October 29, 2004 at 14:45:55 (EDT)
Yah dude. Let me know what yer thinkin re Vroom.
SneaK
USA - Friday, October 29, 2004 at 14:41:57 (EDT)
can a cockatoo and squid french beak each other?
WiF
USA - Friday, October 29, 2004 at 14:33:15 (EDT)
Ever notice how people get to looking like their pets?

WiF
USA - Friday, October 29, 2004 at 14:30:57 (EDT)
this squid talk is not right n' proper
v!c
USA - Friday, October 29, 2004 at 14:30:29 (EDT)
KOL. Sunday is supposed to be nice, init. May be last chance.
doff
USA - Friday, October 29, 2004 at 14:16:33 (EDT)
Yes. Yes, we do.
Squid
USA - Friday, October 29, 2004 at 14:12:59 (EDT)
ewww.... I just had some bizarre image of a squid fluffer preparing the squid for that money shot.
WiF of squid porn
USA - Friday, October 29, 2004 at 13:48:59 (EDT)
That was supposed to be the money shot for some beastiality magazine.
Squid
USA - Friday, October 29, 2004 at 13:46:25 (EDT)
I never knew squid had such good aim
WiF
USA - Friday, October 29, 2004 at 13:28:08 (EDT)
who back-peddles faster, flegg or Shill? anyway, that's quite an inky load in that fisherman's face; and whoa! see link for centuries old "pardon" to murdered women, children, and del gatos - I says, "it's about time!"
v!c
USA - Friday, October 29, 2004 at 13:27:40 (EDT)
Pentagon news conference amounted to nothing. The guy helped remove 200+ tons from the site on April 13th (before the video of April 18th), but has no idea what kind of ordinance they took and didn't recall seeing any of the seals. Keep in mind the Qaqaa site is the size of Manhattan and the RDX and HMX were just a mall part of what was there. Nice try at creating a distraction by the murder monchey though.
WiF
USA - Friday, October 29, 2004 at 13:27:30 (EDT)
Squid exacts revenge.
Lester
USA - Friday, October 29, 2004 at 12:59:57 (EDT)
Oh hi. You guys still here? I was looking for a place to set down and enjoy some peace and quiet. Guess that's not here. Anyway, yeah invert the murder monchey!!! Is tonight's QOC's bene?If it is I'm sorry to report that I can't come on accounta I'm on old, sick dog watch 24/7.
MJŪ
USA - Friday, October 29, 2004 at 12:58:51 (EDT)
NEWSFLASH -- Soldier to brief reporters at Pentagon within the hour that he was tasked with removing explosives from al QaQaa and he and his unit removed 200+ tons... Officer was ordered to join the 101st airborne on April 13 -- to destroy conventional explosives at the al QaQaa complex... Developing...
Lester
USA - Friday, October 29, 2004 at 12:14:59 (EDT)
these guys have 12 albums???? and benny has.....?

WiF
USA - Friday, October 29, 2004 at 11:51:46 (EDT)
consider it done

USA - Friday, October 29, 2004 at 11:48:38 (EDT)
insert profound monchichi reference here

WiF
USA - Friday, October 29, 2004 at 11:44:09 (EDT)
Very clever, V!c. BS should cover the Monchichi song   "Mon-chichi, Monchichi, oh so soft and cud-dle-ly, with his thumb in his mouth he's really neat, fun to fiddle with his little feet, yah yah yah..yah yah yah, Mon-chichi Monchichi!"
WR
USA - Friday, October 29, 2004 at 11:37:38 (EDT)
gives a whole new meaning to more fun than a barrel full of monchichis
WiF
USA - Friday, October 29, 2004 at 11:33:16 (EDT)
yeah but I added the "Fudge" in there, see?
v!c
USA - Friday, October 29, 2004 at 11:32:11 (EDT)
190001.... so close
sigh
USA - Friday, October 29, 2004 at 11:31:38 (EDT)
What does this mean?

WR
USA - Friday, October 29, 2004 at 11:31:32 (EDT)
O'Reilly sex case settled for undisclosed amount of money, three falafels.
Lester
USA - Friday, October 29, 2004 at 11:30:01 (EDT)
even with the bum ankle Schilling can pedal backwards
WiF
USA - Friday, October 29, 2004 at 11:29:32 (EDT)
I love Monchichi! Here's what we use when we do you know what...

WR
USA - Friday, October 29, 2004 at 11:29:02 (EDT)
BTW, that Green Bay post is so Monday October 25, 2003 at 13:54:5
WR
USA - Friday, October 29, 2004 at 11:25:32 (EDT)
Boston Dirt Dogs exclusive from Schilling:

"I am now not medically cleared to do anything until I see Doc on Sunday, so I cannot travel with President Bush tomorrow (Friday). Second, while I am a Bush supporter, and I did vote for him with an absentee ballot, speaking as I did the other day was wrong. While I hope to see him re-elected, it's not my place, nor the time for me to offer up my political opinons unsolicited. I am proud we have the right to vote, and the message I wanted to send but didn't, was that regardless of who you are voting for, the bottom line is that you MUST vote. You must vote because there are millions of Americans who have given their lives before us, and will continue to give their lives after us, so that we can remain free to make the choices we need to make when it comes to electing our Nation's leaders."-- 10.29.04 Curt Schilling via emailed statement
Lester
USA - Friday, October 29, 2004 at 11:14:50 (EDT)

umm? 6.4 million? American dollars not pesos?

WiF
USA - Friday, October 29, 2004 at 11:11:31 (EDT)
Doff---sunday sunday someday AM ride?
KOL
USA - Friday, October 29, 2004 at 10:57:22 (EDT)
and will he bring the apple sauce?
WiF
USA - Friday, October 29, 2004 at 10:50:29 (EDT)
a very good question

USA - Friday, October 29, 2004 at 10:43:27 (EDT)
Go Green Bay Fudge Packers.
v!c
USA - Friday, October 29, 2004 at 10:35:29 (EDT)
doff...do you mean...?

USA - Friday, October 29, 2004 at 10:28:49 (EDT)
Has a pitcher ever been more aply named?
Shill
USA - Friday, October 29, 2004 at 10:22:09 (EDT)
INVERT THE MURDER MONCHEY!
doff
USA - Friday, October 29, 2004 at 10:20:45 (EDT)
hey, the Yanks managed arguably the biggest choke in sports history...the Sox reversed that 86 year old (roughly) accursed curse...now let's complete the hat trick and oust that lumpkin from the White House
v!c
USA - Friday, October 29, 2004 at 10:12:00 (EDT)
Speaking of his frudulency, did you see that the bush campaign got busted for doctoring the crowd shot in their "whatever it takes" ad? Guess we know how the ad got it's name now.

WiF of multiplicity
USA - Friday, October 29, 2004 at 09:49:26 (EDT)
"If the gods wanted us to vote," Hightower once observed, "they'd have given us candidates."
benny the greek
USA - Friday, October 29, 2004 at 09:36:28 (EDT)
Umm...hello? I don't relly care who schilling votes for. All the dude said was "dont forget to vote and vote bush" Big whoopie. I do think it's a little funny that he is on every single show on TV today. The guy LOVES being a star. The one thing I don't care for is the way he tries to act all humble and shit while at the same time he's whore-bagging his ass up and down the tv dial. And on the Nomar tip, How would you like to be that guy right now? HE was within a few months of winning it all. Couldn't get his job done and be happy about it. Got his ass traded because he was such a pussy. And now he's on the CUBS! I think Nomar and A-Rod are walking curses and I'm glad they aint here. And manny was put on waivers during the offseason! All he did was win the world series MVP the next year. Mr Hamm must be hating life right about now.
®CHUMP

USA - Friday, October 29, 2004 at 09:08:12 (EDT)
hey flegg, are you refering to this photo? Too bad it's only one truck and it's not at one of the bunkers that contained the HMX or RDX explosives.
As to voter fraud, it looks like bush will need about 4 more bothers that are governors to have a shot at stealing the electionthis time. Oh, and that photo is from Faux news. Even they know when to stop beating a dead horse. The murder monkey is toast, his fraudulency is about to be deposed. Now you have a swell last few days flegg, while Crawford prepares to welcome their village idiot home.
WiF
USA - Friday, October 29, 2004 at 09:03:46 (EDT)
PLEASE do not post images of "'god' bless america" "singers" where I will see them at vomit-inducing size early in the morning. I have one word for that sorry fuck: legato.
TS
USA - Friday, October 29, 2004 at 08:56:29 (EDT)
Hi. I'm Curt Schilling. I made $13 million in Red Sox salary this year. Of course, I also made a goodly sum for endorsing Ford trucks and from other endorsements. Keep in mind I have been a top tier major league pitcher for a decade now, so I have been making millions of dollars per year for many years now. I make good money annually from my investments, too. So of course I am going to vote Republican. Hey, but I'm just one of the guys, right?
Sneak
USA - Friday, October 29, 2004 at 08:43:25 (EDT)
Man american politics sooooo boring more than even american football. Even if I was legal to be voting I would still say I stay at home and catch up on sleep instead. Kerry is douschebag too he was all yankee fan a few weeks ago when they clinched the division
Chong lee
USA - Friday, October 29, 2004 at 08:32:18 (EDT)
media is a jolly mix of partisanship feeding the lemmings who can't think for themselves. far as schilling shilling for the shrub....he doesn't have a leg to stand on. ditto me for that 'facial gangrene' vote.
boris
- Friday, October 29, 2004 at 07:51:01 (EDT)
Pardon the interruption, but did you mean to use "voter fraud" in the same way as "Bush's New England voter registration leader is under federal indictment for VOTER FRAUD in 2000"? Is that how you mean "voter fraud"?
boris
- Friday, October 29, 2004 at 07:49:35 (EDT)
Flegg conceding that Bush is gonna lose? Wow. Hey Flegg, just curious, what news station do you watch? Because last I checked the mainstream media was right wing.
MJŪ
USA - Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 19:54:46 (EDT)
by the way i wanted to punch that idiot from creed in the face last night. i bet dan jr loves him. what a total fucking dickhead.
flegg
USA - Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 19:36:36 (EDT)
hey dannyboy did you see the sattelite photos of the trucks at the site before the war? you suck. i know he's probably gonna get voted out but i'm still holding out hope that he does'nt. and whether you like bush or kerry, it's a real sad day for america when the elite media gets behind one candidate like they have and tottaly lies about everything the way they have. it's fucking disgraceful and it brings everybody down. but i'm sure you don't have a problem with it you little socialist creep. welcome to the new america where the media gets you elected, that is if your a democrat. don't forget the massive democrat voter fraud that is already taking place. you must be so proud.
flegg
USA - Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 19:23:03 (EDT)
Lester you bastard I forgot about that shit. I only wanted to go to drink their beer and sell some hair dye "for the kids".
KOL
USA - Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 17:04:11 (EDT)
An IAEA official told The Associated Press the explosives were stored in hundreds of large, heavy cardboard drums that probably would have required trucks and forklifts to handle. The U.S. military has said it would be difficult to haul away so much material unnoticed once troops reached the area.

ya mean barrels like in my earlier post?
WiF
USA - Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 17:01:20 (EDT)
why?
WR
USA - Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 16:39:40 (EDT)
I'm am off to Wormtown to meet up with Plec and a former hand-picked, vine-rippened Benny roadie. Pray for a safe return for the hinterlands.
Lester
USA - Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 16:06:26 (EDT)
and now for more of the same... the murder monkey & his insane supporters

The enlistee, Steven Scott Soper, of Lake Worth, became enraged Tuesday night when his 18-year-old girlfriend said she was leaving him -- and voting for John Kerry for president.
Soper, who will enter the Marines as soon as he passes the GED test, solidly supports Bush. He allegedly told girlfriend Stacey Silheira, "You'll never live to see the election."
WiF
USA - Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 16:06:17 (EDT)
And now, for something completely different...PUPPIES!!!!
WR
USA - Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 15:47:42 (EDT)
bush = the butcher of baghdad
calling the murder monkey a murder monkey
USA - Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 15:33:29 (EDT)

WiF
USA - Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 15:31:30 (EDT)
"We are forming this Goth Republican Band to help elect George Bush to continue the sadness. His actions facilitate our morbid fascination and the beauty of enduring pain."
Lester
USA - Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 15:24:24 (EDT)

Arafatty Smurf
USA - Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 15:23:36 (EDT)
Hey did anyone see V!c signing the national anthem last night? I say signing because I'm not sure the performer was of hearing. So anyway, well well well. what the fuck? eh boys? Good run, y'all. I got a ring for each lurker and one for the QOC as well. Tears of joy, yes. I too just wish Schilling could shut mouth for one red second. why fuck up the W.S. buzz of one half of America.
MJŪ
USA - Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 14:27:50 (EDT)
oh my dog! It's a goulash crisis!!!!!
WiF
USA - Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 14:08:31 (EDT)
saw not one pitch of the game nor whining of yon x-creeder
who else but me
USA - Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 13:54:19 (EDT)
anyone see/hear THIS attempt God Bless America last night?

USA - Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 13:32:05 (EDT)
Schilling's 700 club sh!t was what made stop watching during game 2, bushbot nonsense is just more of the same.
WiF
USA - Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 13:30:45 (EDT)
invert Schilling I says
v!c
USA - Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 12:47:23 (EDT)
ng = leaving
curse the insert key
USA - Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 12:31:29 (EDT)
BUSTED!!!! Film of unsecured weapons in al Qaqaa on April 18th is here shows troops entering bunkers that hadn't been inspected and then ng them unguarded afterwards. Related shiz at truthout.

pics of weapons that bush claims were already gone.

hey flegg, wave buh-bye to the chimp
WiF
USA - Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 12:30:25 (EDT)
Didn't know Manny was Canadian. Two sons = Manny Junior and Small Manny. Again...next time, invest in that second four seconds.
boris
- Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 11:50:21 (EDT)
And now a message for our undecided voters.

i'm a big stinky WiF and i approved this message
USA - Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 11:18:46 (EDT)
Ummm.... hello? Squish the fish!
Chong lee
USA - Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 11:16:27 (EDT)
Did anyone else hear Schilling on Good Morning America today saying "Vote Bush"?
Lester
USA - Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 11:13:25 (EDT)
just sticking with your "mostly ripped off" tag
WiF
USA - Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 11:12:42 (EDT)
ummmm ok. I'll save my breath to blow up my date then. Oh and the seventh grade just called, they want their sense of humor back.
Chong Lee
USA - Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 11:06:39 (EDT)
INVERT THE BUSHUNCULUS!
5 days to rally against the murder monkey
USA - Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 11:06:00 (EDT)
"A political candidate who jumps to conclusions without knowing the facts is not a person you want as your commander in chief," Bush told supporters Wednesday.
Kerry retorted on Thursday, "Mr. President, I agree with you." He then recited a list of times he said Bush had been guilty of just that.
WiF
USA - Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 11:04:22 (EDT)
More math: 3 pieces of shit. 1 ass.
Mathlete
USA - Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 10:59:46 (EDT)
Lester, unlike Muddy Briefs, I will hit a guy with glasses.
v!c
USA - Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 10:59:35 (EDT)
Hey chong, so I guess you got a real ready wit there, just let me know when it's ready. On second thought save your breath, you'll need it to blow up your date.
WiF
USA - Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 10:57:38 (EDT)
Now that the season is over: Manny is the fucking ruler. He overcame all the off season shit and made Nomar look like the selfish piece of shit he is. And Curt Schilling can suck my ass. Does that piece of shit ever shut his fucking mouth? I hope he gets gang green in his foot and it spreads to his face.
dondoff
USA - Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 10:56:21 (EDT)

Lester
USA - Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 10:52:16 (EDT)
Feels good don't it!

USA - Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 10:49:59 (EDT)
Statement from Operation Iraqi Freedom Veteran on the Bush Campaign's Latest Excuse for Missing Explosives Former West Point Professor, Bronze Star recipient and Operation Iraqi Freedom Veteran Patrick Murphy responded to Rudy Giuliani's comments about the missing explosives this morning with the following statement: "This is another example of the Bush administration being derelict in their duties to lead and to take responsibility. As a soldier who served proudly in Iraq, I am disheartened by the former Mayor's comments. "This country needs leadership not excuses. Bush tried to win the war on the cheap, he didn't give us the troops the generals asked for, the troops that were needed to secure Iraq, now his surrogates are blaming the troops for his mistakes." -30- Rudy Giuliani, on the Today Show: "No matter how you try to blame it on the president the actual responsibility for it really would be for the troops that were there. Did they search carefully enough? Didn't they search carefully enough?" [10/28/04]
Not WiF.
USA - Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 10:49:05 (EDT)

Lester
USA - Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 10:48:27 (EDT)
perhaps someone should go check on don to be sure that 'round midnight he didn't lapse into a permanent francoma.
doris
- Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 10:46:08 (EDT)
WiF, next time you see Chong, invert his sorry @ss.
v!c
USA - Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 10:45:58 (EDT)
And this year's top film villian is. . .
Lester
USA - Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 10:42:42 (EDT)
how psyched is this dood?
boris
- Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 10:40:44 (EDT)
Hello Benny Sizzler!


Chong Lee
USA - Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 10:32:20 (EDT)
WiF comeback jus like my new dyson™, it really sucks!
Chong Lee
USA - Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 10:20:43 (EDT)
can't blame a guy for tryin'
v!c
USA - Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 10:19:26 (EDT)
Wow. Holy fucking shit. World Series Champions.
Lester
USA - Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 10:13:22 (EDT)
jiminy crickets, dirty...see linkage
v!c
USA - Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 10:05:20 (EDT)
There was a riot in my toilet this morning. Someone should burn down my bathroom.
KOL
USA - Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 10:03:49 (EDT)
Chong posts are like New York system weiners, they pass through your colon in seconds, take half a roll of toilet paper to wipe away the remnants, and stink up the joint for days.
WiF
USA - Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 10:03:34 (EDT)
holy shiite, I just read one of WiF's posts
v!c
USA - Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 10:03:00 (EDT)
VEEK, hook me up...did you happen to catch a score last night? I hear Australia lead by 415 runs after day three in Nagpur? Confirm or deny?
doris
- Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 10:01:40 (EDT)
and you can tell the grandkids you were there when the moon turned red (look close and you can see the Sox logo)

WiF
USA - Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 09:55:10 (EDT)
I'll have to say that QOC and her coven worked some mighty magic this week on the boys of summer. Without their support, where would we be? Don't forget to stop by the Decatur Friday night and help QOC pay for the drugs that done knocked her out for the 15 lb tumor she birthed.
WR
USA - Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 09:48:29 (EDT)
WiF, your posts are like those tags on a mattress. Nobody reads them and they are usually ripped-off.
Chong Lee
USA - Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 09:45:03 (EDT)
you may now revert the homunculus
v!c
USA - Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 09:44:41 (EDT)
and since the phrase "Byzantine enterprise" will likely make flegg's head explode like an IED, here's a little help in the vocabulary department.

Entry Word: Byzantine
Function: adjective
Text: Synonyms COMPLEX 2, complicated, daedal, elaborate, gordian, intricate, involved, knotty, labyrinthine, sophisticated
WiF
USA - Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 09:37:31 (EDT)
another history lesson that flegg is to moronic to read-
The plight of the 120th is emblematic of the U.S. military's larger problem: There simply aren't enough American soldiers in Iraq to guard and dispose of all of the weapons stockpiles we know of, and even if there were they would have to be in place for decades to ensure that the country was picked clean of weapons. This is, arguably, one of the foremost drawbacks of Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld's transformational strategy for conquering Iraq: When the initial combat phase was concluded there weren't enough troops to saturate and pacify the entire country.
Adding to the 120th's woes, many of the caches that were uncovered immediately following the successful conquest of Iraq last year were improperly handled and surveyed; in some cases troops attempted to blow up the munitions where they found them, inadvertently scattering unexploded bomb material in all directions. Cleaning up such sites further complicates an already Byzantine enterprise.
Regarding the general situation of unaccounted-for explosives, physicist and weapons expert Ivan Oelrich, a former consultant for the U.S. Army and now with the Federation of American Scientists, put it this way: "I'll bet if you took all the car bombs that have gone off in Iraq in the past six months and tallied them, [they] would add up to a couple of tons of high explosives. So if they're doing what they're doing with two or three tons, what difference does it make if they have 380 more?"
Without being cavalier about the weapons loss at Al Qaqaa, it is crucial to remember that the cache is just one repository among thousands in Iraq. The real and persistent danger is that America's continued mismanagement of the arms caches across Iraq is arming and equipping the very enemy the United States is dedicated to destroying and providing a key service to the insurgency.
WiF
USA - Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 09:28:46 (EDT)
on the 380 tons shiz- it was 350 metric tons which IS 380 US tons. And the math was mine up to the 760,000 one-pound bombs, agreed that the math iz a bit silly after that (scooped the poop elsewhere). But then again there have been a couple of IEDs exploded each day since the invasion. You do the math on how many centuries it will take to use up 760,000 more IEDs.
WiF
USA - Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 09:22:05 (EDT)
1st new Sox joke I've heard
Q- What did it cost the Red Sox to win the World Series?
A- One Schilling.
WiF
USA - Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 09:15:46 (EDT)
get to listen to a buncha yankee fans take cheap shots all day. we won't win again 'til 2090? really? how's that "worst choke in history" treatin' ya. how's that loss to the mighty marlins going down? how's kevin's hand? or for that matter, slappy rodriguez' hand? how are you gonna like watching us raise the banner in your faces on Opening Day?
boris
- Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 09:07:30 (EDT)

Chong
USA - Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 08:49:58 (EDT)
ahhhhh, months ahead of real sport untainted by baseball. Congrats to the boys and the faithful. Now can somebody whip up a homunculus to reverse the curse in the White House?
WiF
USA - Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 08:49:42 (EDT)
Flegg, don't let anyone pick on you for your presidential candidate of choice. Just remember to vote on NOVEMBER 3.
TS
USA - Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 08:46:39 (EDT)
He DOES look better with a mask on.
TS
USA - Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 08:45:38 (EDT)
"WHY NOT LESTER, WHY NOT LESTER, WHY NOT LESTER???!!!!!"
Lester Nation
USA - Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 08:45:26 (EDT)
WHY NOT LESTER?
Swoon Suggestion
USA - Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 08:43:43 (EDT)
Go Sox!!!!! Now, the real question: who the hell am I going to swoon over until Varitek returns for Spring Training?
TS
USA - Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 08:39:19 (EDT)
Vladdy
A-Rod
Pujols
 
- Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 08:11:52 (EDT)
What MJ® said.
boris
- Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 07:43:51 (EDT)
"HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD"

"MOTHER PUSS-BUCKET"

"HEY EVERYBODY! WE'RE ALL GONNA GET LAID!"


Chong Lee
USA - Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 04:41:34 (EDT)
holy shit.
MJŪ
USA - Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 01:07:39 (EDT)
I never thought I'd live long enough to see them win it all. This is too fucking cool.
ed
USA - Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 00:43:11 (EDT)
note to st louis: you should've invested that second four seconds looking for someone to sing "god bless america". the former singer of creed. niiiice.
boris
- Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 22:41:29 (EDT)
Meet an American patriot.

USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 20:34:14 (EDT)
now good day sirs
V. Trikkle
USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 20:31:28 (EDT)
grab the nearest homunculus and INVERT THAT MOTHERFUCKER
v!c
USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 20:31:12 (EDT)
Johnny D. First batter of the night. Homer.
v!c
USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 20:29:02 (EDT)
now excuse me. remy's on
MJŪ
USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 19:55:54 (EDT)
Hey Flegg, see Vic's post of Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 18:43:20 (EDT) ------------------------------------------------------------------------ You're sorry ass and it's ilk isn't even in Bush's big plan
MJŪ
USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 19:54:57 (EDT)
I would vote for this creature before I voted for your candidate, sir.

USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 19:45:58 (EDT)
hey i wish i could vote for ness, but i'm stuck with bush and kerry so it's a pretty easy choice for me.
flegg
USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 19:37:37 (EDT)
Yeah. Yeah. I'm kiddin'. You should vote for Mike Ness instead.
v!c
USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 19:30:58 (EDT)
ha ha ha your kidding right?
flegg
USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 19:25:00 (EDT)
flegg, it's gettin' down to the nitty gritty...big day next Tuesday...who you gonna vote for, anyway?
v!c
USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 19:21:30 (EDT)
hello vic how's it going?
FLEGG
USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 19:19:53 (EDT)
hello. flegg.
v!c
USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 19:15:44 (EDT)
hey wif i mean dan rather jr. how the fuck you been? i see that they're is another fake story by the elite corrupt liberal media and your boy jumped right on it without getting the fact's right again. oh well what do you expect from those jerkoff's in the new's biz. all liberals everyone of em. so did anybody go to the social d show saturday? if they're is another band that puts on a better live show than ness and the boys let me know cause i never heard of 'em. tiger army was pretty kickass to! killer standup bass player. GO BUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
flegg
USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 19:02:29 (EDT)
I don't get why this quote alone doesn't oust that pandering pretentious moron from the White House: "What an impressive crowd: the haves, and the have-mores. Some people call you the elite, I call you my base."
v!c
USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 18:43:20 (EDT)
WiF, quick...recalculate using 380 METRIC tons...
v!c
USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 18:36:42 (EDT)
that fuckin' Zachary Allen homunculus is a sure sign of the Apocolypse; he should be immediately inverted
v!c
USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 17:59:22 (EDT)
Porn,gambling, and viagra bot spam on guestbooks and messageboards is how 'black-hat' Search Engine Optimizers build PageRank and get their sites to appear higher on relevant google searches...this is something I am debating doing for the site I run, but on relevent guesbooks/forums only.
KOL
USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 16:58:48 (EDT)
HomeStar
You are HomeStar. You may not be the brightest
crayon in the box, but you are so gosh darn
loveable. Your lack of intelligence often gets
you into trouble, but your friends are always
there for you. Who cares about your speech
impediment, everyone thinks you're cute.

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Home Star
USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 16:58:46 (EDT)
schemers retrospective cd = 5 grammy noms
doris
- Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 16:50:35 (EDT)
Hey v!c -- now you CAN type with one hand!
Lester
USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 16:48:15 (EDT)
George Bush dress-up!
Lester
USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 16:40:01 (EDT)
"they're not getting excited about using the Internet anymore" FOR PORN. Perhaps that's why the influx of porn-bots recently
WR
USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 16:36:14 (EDT)
This kid is gayer than a tree full of parakeets.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 16:22:39 (EDT)
"A hint of a smile formed on your face, and for a second, I thought you were going to kiss me, but then you headbutted me directly into the sidewalk, rendering me unconscious."
Lester
USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 16:18:04 (EDT)
Me thinks you may be getting a little carried away there WiF.
ummmm
USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 15:49:17 (EDT)
and how about a math lesson?
1. 380 tons of explosives stolen in Iraq.
2. One US ton = 2,000 pounds
3. So, 380 tons of explosives x 2,000 pounds = 760,000 pounds
4. One pound of this explosive brought down the Pan Am jet over Lockerbie, Scotland, killing 270 people.
5. If one pound is enough for one Lockerbie, then 760,000 pounds is enough to blow 760,000 US commerical jets out of the sky.
6. 760,000 Lockerbies times 270 dead per Lockerbie = 205,200,000 dead
7. 205 million dead is 2/3 of the population of the United States.
WiF
USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 15:46:28 (EDT)
Hunter Thompson shiz-
Nixon hated running for president during football season, but he did it anyway. Nixon was a professional politician, and I despised everything he stood for -- but if he were running for president this year against the evil Bush-Cheney gang, I would happily vote for him. You bet. Richard Nixon would be my Man. He was a crook and a creep and a gin-sot, but on some nights, when he would get hammered and wander around in the streets, he was fun to hang out with. He would wear a silk sweat suit and pull a stocking down over his face so nobody could recognize him. Then we would get in a cab and cruise down to the Watergate Hotel, just for laughs.

and further on...
When young Bush was at Yale in the Sixties, he told the same joke over and over again for two years, according to some of his classmates. One of them still remembers it:
There was a young man named Green
Who invented a jack-off machine
On the twenty-third stroke
The damn thing broke
And churned his nuts into cream.
WiF
USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 15:44:13 (EDT)

You are Bubs. You are the disco dancing king. People like you because you sell them food. Actually you eat most of the food yourself, that's probably why you're fat. It doesn't matter though, cuz your voice is awesome!
WiF
USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 15:39:11 (EDT)
Dear computer diary, today I learned a lesson that was hard to take. You see my best friend in the whole world is this guy, i think his name is vinny. Well I was out for lunch with my girlfriend wanda when we ran into him at the motor lodge. And do you know what he was doing? He was smoking! Evil! I tried to warn him about the dangers of cigarette smoke but he just got really mad for some reason. "you think just because you're a doctor I have to listen to you? Well sucks to that and sucks to my ass-mar too!" was the response i got when I told him that having asthma, he really needs to knock it off. Well I learned that just because you are a lot smarter and richer than all of your friends doesn't mean that they have to listen to you. I think that is fucking pathetic but whatever, vinny's like 25 and he's only 5'3. Wanda could tell I was upset so she porked me for like two hours.
Doogie Howser 8/23/89
USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 15:38:23 (EDT)
Zapper, I'm too old to go to two shows in one weekend, she said whiningly. Why don't you stinkin' rockers space these things out so I can get my beauty rest? The first weekend of Rockvember is a complete blowout. And I have to attend a welcome to the library celebration for my new boss on Sunday afternoon. WTF?
WR
USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 15:35:55 (EDT)
TS needs to lay off the caffeine.

Lester
USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 15:29:26 (EDT)
Thank god I'm not the Poopsmith! strongbad
You are StrongBad. You hate everyone, especially
HomeStar. Your e-mails and prank calls are
hilarious. You're my favorite character. You
try to be evil, but sorry, being shirtless with
boxing gloves just isn't scary. Don't worry
what everone else thinks because hey, they are
all "crap for brains".

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WR
USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 15:22:44 (EDT)
Well, he had a good point, but I stopped reading when he started dogging on Styx. Also his choice of white text on a black background left me functionally blind for about five minutes.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 15:22:43 (EDT)
Yeah, but you gotta admit, those are some mighty impressive belly-buttons.
Chump
USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 15:14:31 (EDT)
"How many more of these semi-nude, auto-tuned, reverb drenched, triple vocal tracked, sex obsessed... Dancers, with belly buttons more impressive than vocal ability, do we have to put up with before the whole thing implodes? It's demise can't come too soon for my money. It's like those Band Nerds that made up the horn sections of ten thousand white-boy ska bands back a few short years ago. One day, against all odds, they were somehow cool, the next day they were back home trying to hack government web sites and dreaming of the day the rock trombone will make a big comeback. I hope Spears and those of her ilk very soon go the way of big hair arena rock bands like White Snake, Loverboy, and Styx, who never dreamed we'd be looking at their videos one day and thinking, this is even funnier than leg warmers and platform boots."
WR
USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 15:11:24 (EDT)

A small group of war protesters paid tribute to the troops who died in Iraq by setting up more than 1,100 flag-draped cardboard coffins in front of the Lincoln Memorial on Saturday.
WiF
USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 14:50:00 (EDT)
When did Lester lose the ability to think up a funny comeback?
TS
USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 14:49:20 (EDT)
I leave the inversion to those with the photoshop and the webspace for link.
WiF
USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 14:43:24 (EDT)
WiF you gots to invert that mofo! post-haste!
v!c
USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 14:25:22 (EDT)
a whole damn race of homunculi, is it another sign?

WiF
USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 14:24:25 (EDT)
RIP -- Bobby Avila
Lester
USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 14:09:58 (EDT)
"Weird facts in case you missed them:

The Celtics won their first championship against St. Louis (1957);
the Bruins broke a 41-year Stanley Cup drought against St. Louis (1970);
and the Patriots won their first Super Bowl against St. Louis (2002). Hey, I'm just the messenger."
Lester
USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 13:57:49 (EDT)

rather hobbit-like...see Chong Lee ancestor link
v!c
USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 13:53:31 (EDT)
Chong Lee's ancestors unearthed.
v!c T.
USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 13:46:58 (EDT)
Here's the full frontal of that freak. What is wrong with this pic? Feel freee to make an extensive list in reply.

WiF
USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 13:44:45 (EDT)
AHIT = SHIT
FUCK!
USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 13:41:13 (EDT)
OUR = OUT
FUCKin AHIT
USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 13:40:44 (EDT)
this one's for the boyz...and maybe a few'a you ladies our there too...

USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 13:39:24 (EDT)
barry seltzer should've finished the fuckin' job...Leon looks like Tyson in that photo...uhm...squatting squatting squatting...what really can be said about squatting?
vic trikkle
USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 13:37:57 (EDT)
"one third of the population is unable to squat."
Lester
USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 13:22:06 (EDT)
"You know Leon can't cook without that dough, baby!"
Leon
USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 13:06:07 (EDT)
This guy rules.
KOL
USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 13:04:45 (EDT)
Welcome to Gulag USA
"The significance of this is that apparently, a foreign government, based on a secret process, can have the U.S. government silence independent news sources without ever having to answer to the American people about how that kind of restraint could happen," said Keith Bankston, a lawyer for the Electronic Frontier Foundation, which drafted the motion. "Every press organization should be asking, 'Am I next?'"
WiF
USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 12:58:28 (EDT)
HAHAHA I heard Face's speakers blow this morning with Chong's stupid link! Also, I'd like to say that I heart Pedro. I didn't feel his press conference was a goodbye but I guess Remy and others did. Also, I love how Manny's performance -both D and O, shut up all the loser white callers to EEi calling for his head after game three.
MJŪ
USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 12:54:23 (EDT)
Katherine Harris oughta be a skidmark. The guy was merely trying to fulfill her destiny.
sum sidewalk jumper
USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 12:48:23 (EDT)
You are so dead, Lester.
WR
USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 12:47:09 (EDT)
trash?

sum total of my baseball knowledge- Ted Williams over 400, and Providence Grays won 1st series. Why think about baseball when you could be watching football?
WiF
USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 12:40:08 (EDT)
This guy rules.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 12:35:06 (EDT)
86 years that is.
boris
- Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 12:34:49 (EDT)
When did TS turn into the wife on some shitty sitcom?
Lester
USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 12:34:23 (EDT)
because, TS, it doesn't take 86 for trash to stop smelling. yes victor-ee, i am think he's gone. not thrilled but....they have TONS of free agents to sign including 'Tek and Cabrera...two mandatories.
boris
- Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 12:33:51 (EDT)
Ed Wood's last film, Necromania, was a porno that just got unearthed. Where else can you get wood for just $19.99?
WiF
USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 12:33:08 (EDT)
Why is it that men have every teeny tiny fragment of baseball information at the front of their brains, but they can't fucking remember to take the trash out?
TS
USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 12:30:47 (EDT)
can you believe Dale Sveum MAY be part of a winning team?
v!c
USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 12:26:39 (EDT)
04 Sox = 97 Marlins?
Dyno Nasty
USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 12:25:44 (EDT)
dirty, your clarity is appreciated; you mean Icy Pete moves on after this WS?
v!c
USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 12:00:54 (EDT)
veek, meant that listening to pedro, after the game, speak in the past tense about his current and future tenure with the sox definitely fucked up my buzz. and was very selfish of yon jheri-curl mofo, despite the masterpiece he'd just finished pitching.
boris
- Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 11:46:23 (EDT)
3-0 Sox...Game Four...Lunar Eclipse...coincidence?
v!c
USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 11:41:24 (EDT)
Don't fuck with Gabe Kapler, either
Lester
USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 11:36:13 (EDT)
10Q dear lurkers
v!c
USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 11:35:54 (EDT)
I think the message here is Don't Fuck With Israel.
KOL
USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 11:32:55 (EDT)
In 1967, when I was in 1st grade. Probably the only series ever that I watched all the games. Here's the whole lowdown going back to the Providence Grays winning the 1st one in 1884.
WiF
USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 11:24:33 (EDT)
ummm... 1967. Same year as the 6 Day War. "The victory enabled Israel to unify Jerusalem. Israeli forces had also captured the Sinai, Golan Heights, Gaza Strip and West Bank."
Fighting Kike <p.walgreen@worldnet.att.net>
Boston, MA USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 11:21:47 (EDT)
1967
Lester
USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 11:21:32 (EDT)
ok baseball fans, question: I read that Boston has lost four World Series in seven games since 1918 but I can only find three years: 1946, 1975, and 1986...when's the missing year?
v!c
USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 11:06:59 (EDT)
Ahhh...a semi pinch. Thanks be to Boris for the load lightner. With all the pearls of wisdom you fucking losers drop on here, it's a wonder NASA hasn't called up wonderng where all the universe's bytes are.
BSTC
USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 10:58:30 (EDT)
On October 9, 1916, he (Babe Ruth) pitched a fourteen inning complete game victory over the Brooklyn Dodgers in game two of the World Series.
v!c says, "oh how times've changed"
USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 10:45:43 (EDT)

WiF
USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 10:39:57 (EDT)
bitter with every right to be: Tired of all the grief, Buckner moved his family from Boston to Boise, Idaho, in 1993. Reached over the weekend by the Idaho Statesman, Buckner said he was attending the Boise State-Fresno State football game that night, adding that Game 1 didn't "mean squat to me."
v!c
USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 10:36:08 (EDT)

Mean Joe?
USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 10:35:07 (EDT)
Chong Lee Malvo avoids the death penalty but gets life without parole.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 10:14:32 (EDT)
This is also not a jinx:
"I have no strong feelings one way or another, but if (a Red Sox championship) would mean that no one would bother me or my kids, I guess I would like to see them win it."
Lester
USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 10:08:57 (EDT)
Apparently there is a plot to move the Irish to Mars.
McLester
USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 10:04:03 (EDT)
From what I've heard, the drummer for Motorbags supplies enough cow bell.
WR
USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 10:01:40 (EDT)
Alligator found swimming with knife stuck in head. Paul Hogan unavailable for comment.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 10:01:23 (EDT)
So uhh Benny, what do you bench?
Gymmy Williams
USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 09:55:17 (EDT)
dirty, what the fuck did you just say?
v!c
USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 09:53:09 (EDT)
Thong?

USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 09:49:49 (EDT)
So if you want to catch a mouse you build a better ______ (fill in the blank)
WiF
USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 09:42:46 (EDT)
So at 6 votes per hour the Florida polling stations shouldn't have any real problems, right?
WiF
USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 09:39:07 (EDT)
Nice one ŪCHUMP.. @ 6:30 am with a fresh coffee and barely awake, and not realiZing that my "PC" was still connected to my "PA" from last nights jamming session. I clicked on your ghost_link..........................................................................

I saw and

HEARD

believe me


FACE!
USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 09:11:12 (EDT)
Total lunar eclipse tonight likely to turn the moon red. Coincidence I suppose
WiF of nostrildumass
USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 08:53:22 (EDT)
pedro. nice past tense on the post-game dude. i mean....fake it for a few hours buddy. not selfish at all. (sigh)
boris
- Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 08:51:38 (EDT)
nope, no ghost. just some distraught yank fan
WiF
USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 08:48:41 (EDT)
I dunno.... I dont see any ghost.....
®CHUMP
USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 06:41:18 (EDT)
3 down 1 to go. I can't believe it.
ed
USA - Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 00:06:08 (EDT)
suppan, suppoff.
boris
- Tuesday, October 26, 2004 at 22:20:26 (EDT)
PS- that "honey you forgot Poland" cartoon is fucking funny as shit
MJŪ
USA - Tuesday, October 26, 2004 at 20:11:15 (EDT)
eminem = the real deal
lamont
USA - Tuesday, October 26, 2004 at 20:07:36 (EDT)
This MJ

USA - Tuesday, October 26, 2004 at 20:04:00 (EDT)
I will let THIS be the final statement of the evening. Go Sox.

USA - Tuesday, October 26, 2004 at 19:59:41 (EDT)
one more thing: this is what the motormags are NOT looking for

USA - Tuesday, October 26, 2004 at 19:57:45 (EDT)
this says a lot

USA - Tuesday, October 26, 2004 at 19:54:49 (EDT)
DAMMIT!! Now you get 2
WR
USA - Tuesday, October 26, 2004 at 19:23:05 (EDT)
I'll take The Rapists for $200, Alex.
WR
USA - Tuesday, October 26, 2004 at 19:18:47 (EDT)
End Times, I tell ya's. End Times. Good day.
v!c
USA - Tuesday, October 26, 2004 at 18:49:12 (EDT)
inspiration
You are Inspiration Soup!! You live to Inspire
those around you with your green beany, white
chunky, red soupy goodness. Many have come and
lit candles in your honor. You've inspired
them to become better people. Thank you,
Inspiration Soup... thank you.

What Weight Watchers recipe card from 1974 are you?
brought to you by Quizilla
WR
USA - Tuesday, October 26, 2004 at 18:44:12 (EDT)
that M n' M video actually tolerable
v!c
USA - Tuesday, October 26, 2004 at 18:27:15 (EDT)
nota bene- they ain't yolking about them being big yolks
WiF
USA - Tuesday, October 26, 2004 at 18:00:53 (EDT)
my quiz results...
You are Fluffy Mackerel Pudding!! You somehow manage to combine seafood and dessert into your wonderfully fluffy world. We should all be as tolerant of New Taste Sensations. And of big-yolked eggs.


What Weight Watchers recipe card from 1974 are you?
WiF of fluffiness
USA - Tuesday, October 26, 2004 at 17:56:05 (EDT)
Now these guys look like they REALLY know how to rock.

USA - Tuesday, October 26, 2004 at 17:55:18 (EDT)
jesus h. dog. I come back from a day of driving some 200 miles and back for an 18 pound dog in a prodome haze, afflicted with nystigmus and I come back to the OTHER band music want ads- a veritable bass player clearing house, if you will. I'd like to be so bold as to suggest criteria the band might like to use in choosing their next bass player.
MJŪ
USA - Tuesday, October 26, 2004 at 17:44:36 (EDT)
JUST VOTE
Fuck Bush
USA - Tuesday, October 26, 2004 at 17:34:20 (EDT)



Fuck Bush
USA - Tuesday, October 26, 2004 at 17:31:47 (EDT)

Lester, you gotta cool it with those intra-office emails!
KOL
USA - Tuesday, October 26, 2004 at 17:25:23 (EDT)
Hey, would Benny consider playing a benefit concert in order to drum up some dinero to cover my medical expenses?
Grrrl, Formerly of Jerzy
Boston, MA USA - Tuesday, October 26, 2004 at 17:19:38 (EDT)

LOOOOUUU!!!!
USA - Tuesday, October 26, 2004 at 17:17:36 (EDT)
for any potential "bass players" that are curious, mags are doing one more show with Lou at the Steel Horse Nov. 19
v!c
USA - Tuesday, October 26, 2004 at 17:00:54 (EDT)
mags site to be updated SOME DAY soon; let me know WHO he is and if'n he's innerested
v!c
USA - Tuesday, October 26, 2004 at 16:56:00 (EDT)
Note to self: You're Jeff Suppan.
Jeff Suppan
- Tuesday, October 26, 2004 at 16:54:08 (EDT)
Well, well, well...looks like them Motormikes is gonna have to sell themselves if'n they want MY friend to be their bassist. Y'all can check his history by axing Plectrum 'bout their days in Waterdog. He will be checking you out online tonight (or not, we're watching the game together). Send resume, flowers, beer, and pretty pleases.
WR
USA - Tuesday, October 26, 2004 at 16:49:19 (EDT)

Not Op Ivy
USA - Tuesday, October 26, 2004 at 16:48:28 (EDT)
I was about to write the same...thing...
vic trickle
USA - Tuesday, October 26, 2004 at 16:46:33 (EDT)
damn that spam is getting rancid
WiF
USA - Tuesday, October 26, 2004 at 16:38:16 (EDT)
As for the nonsense about Iran-Contra breaking in 1992, check this article about a certain Senator Kerry (beginning in 1985) battling the CIA for traffiking in crack and murdering people in Nicaragua.

Kerry's report was issued two years later, on April 13, 1989. Its stunning conclusion: "On the basis of the evidence, it is clear that individuals who provided support for the Contras were involved in drug trafficking, the supply network of the Contras was used by drug trafficking organizations, and elements of the Contras themselves knowingly received financial and material assistance from drug traffickers. In each case, one or another agency of the U.S. government had information regarding the involvement either while it was occurring, or immediately thereafter."
The report discovered that drug traffickers gave the Contras "cash, weapons, planes, pilots, air supply services and other materials." Moreover, the U.S. State Department had paid some drug traffickers as part of a program to fly non-lethal assistance to the Contras. Some payments occurred "after the traffickers had been indicted by federal law enforcement agencies on drug charges, in others while traffickers were under active investigation by these same agencies."
WiF
USA - Tuesday, October 26, 2004 at 16:37:14 (EDT)
drudge has already been busted for that lie, like damn near everyhthing else he does
WiF
USA - Tuesday, October 26, 2004 at 16:24:38 (EDT)
read these bios and fucking puke; ex: Robin provides the gut wrenching emotion as well as incredible sex appeal to the line up. Her performances are legendary and she brings her own explosive energy to the mix.
v!c
USA - Tuesday, October 26, 2004 at 16:11:14 (EDT)
R.I.P. John Peel.
TS
USA - Tuesday, October 26, 2004 at 16:09:35 (EDT)
David Ortiz will get us all free tacos tonight!
Lester
USA - Tuesday, October 26, 2004 at 16:05:59 (EDT)
New Kerry Ad on Bush Failure to Secure Explosives /Misjudgments that Have Made America Less Secure
Lester
USA - Tuesday, October 26, 2004 at 16:01:02 (EDT)
THIS

USA - Tuesday, October 26, 2004 at 15:59:12 (EDT)
The Liberal Media is at it again:

In 1992 it was the Iran Contra charges brought days before the election... In 2000 it was the DUI charges a few days before the vote... And Now...
CBSNEWS PLANNED BUSH MISSING EXPLOSIVES STORY FOR ELECTION EVE
Lester Report
USA - Tuesday, October 26, 2004 at 15:59:11 (EDT)

we're not interested in this nor anything resembling it

USA - Tuesday, October 26, 2004 at 15:58:52 (EDT)
Father and daughter pepper-sprayed by intruder. Intruder gets lead-sprayed by father.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, October 26, 2004 at 15:52:05 (EDT)
WR
Do you think the band-less bass-playing one would be interested in pl@ying for the Motormags?
Sneak
USA - Tuesday, October 26, 2004 at 15:47:04 (EDT)
Wiff, you kiddin'? They lied? Good catch!
v!c
USA - Tuesday, October 26, 2004 at 15:42:05 (EDT)
At least it's not a brick wall! Or railroad tracks
WR
USA - Tuesday, October 26, 2004 at 15:41:24 (EDT)
group mime meaning "good fuckin' riddance"

USA - Tuesday, October 26, 2004 at 15:39:10 (EDT)
Looks like the bush junta is busted on the 380 tons lie. The BBC has video footage of the weapons.
WiF
USA - Tuesday, October 26, 2004 at 15:38:55 (EDT)
I'll never be able to hear my favorite songs again. . .
Lester
USA - Tuesday, October 26, 2004 at 15:27:26 (EDT)
Shit. . . Close Range is no more.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, October 26, 2004 at 15:24:47 (EDT)
and when the front AND back drop?
droop along
USA - Tuesday, October 26, 2004 at 15:20:00 (EDT)
Looks like the NBC reporter doesn't agree with the network
"There wasn't a search," she told MSNBC, an NBC cable news channel. "The mission that the brigade had was to get to Baghdad. That was more of a pit stop there for us. And, you know, the searching, I mean certainly some of the soldiers head off on their own, looked through the bunkers just to look at the vast amount of ordnance lying around.

...Iraq's Ministry of Science and Technology told the IAEA the explosives disappeared sometime after coalition forces took control of Baghdad on April 9, 2003.
The NBC team accompanied the 101st Airborne at Al-Qaqaa the following day -- on April 10, 2003.

so I guess the stuff disappeared sometime overnight on the 9th. After all the White House would never lie about such things.
WiF
USA - Tuesday, October 26, 2004 at 15:18:21 (EDT)
she's the FRONTdrop you drip
v!c t.
USA - Tuesday, October 26, 2004 at 15:18:18 (EDT)
nice backdrop? is that what you call singers?
?
USA - Tuesday, October 26, 2004 at 15:14:27 (EDT)
"Close Range" clearly rocks hard with a female's touch although the guitarist tends to completely eclipse the drummer not with licks but with pure bulk.
Vic Trickle comments on 'rock' photo
USA - Tuesday, October 26, 2004 at 14:54:22 (EDT)

Captions Please
Capt Awesome
USA - Tuesday, October 26, 2004 at 14:50:21 (EDT)

Yes, the phone number here works.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, October 26, 2004 at 14:29:15 (EDT)

invert the bushunculus
USA - Tuesday, October 26, 2004 at 14:26:01 (EDT)
5. Fix the rectal/vagina pipe with stop cock.
new song?
USA - Tuesday, October 26, 2004 at 14:25:54 (EDT)
Please ensure that you are in a good health and are able to carry enema activities???
forget I asked
USA - Tuesday, October 26, 2004 at 14:07:17 (EDT)
if I'm a "douche bag" then you're a "douche bag tube"
v!c
USA - Tuesday, October 26, 2004 at 13:54:02 (EDT)
How To Use V!c
Lester
USA - Tuesday, October 26, 2004 at 13:48:53 (EDT)
you gotta love that the driver sat in the armored car while the guard was nearly shot dead and the money removed from the back
v!c
USA - Tuesday, October 26, 2004 at 13:17:54 (EDT)
Looks like the basketball thing didn't work out.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, October 26, 2004 at 13:11:29 (EDT)
I guess this answers the question "What Would Johnny Damon do?"
Lester
USA - Tuesday, October 26, 2004 at 13:01:04 (EDT)
Note to Jeff Suppan: You're Jeff Suppan.
boris
- Tuesday, October 26, 2004 at 12:59:55 (EDT)
and I quote, "baby talk baby talk it's a wonder you can walk!"
v!c
USA - Tuesday, October 26, 2004 at 12:34:42 (EDT)
Brett Fahvvv-ra's wife has breast cancer.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, October 26, 2004 at 12:32:59 (EDT)
If I was wrong in my estimation of the foolishness of much of the American public, they'd be outraged that bush keeps giving Osama one victory after another. As it stands, even supposedly in-depth analysis in the news has about as much complexity and insight as a typical episode of Gilligan's Island.
This of course refers to episodes other than the one where Mary thought she was Ginger. Pure genius that one was, surpassed maybe only by the Brady Bunch/Marsha-"I broke my nose" episode.
WiF
USA - Tuesday, October 26, 2004 at 12:28:38 (EDT)
let's get rid of chump-by-association and chump next week, what say?

USA - Tuesday, October 26, 2004 at 12:25:32 (EDT)
nah, we just got rid of THAT guy
v!c
USA - Tuesday, October 26, 2004 at 12:15:58 (EDT)
Morormags require: one bassist. Must have chops and pro attitude. Have own gear, Have van that is registered. Must wear bass up around tits. Must use all four strings in arpeggiated fashion. Must use the high "E" constantly because that really sounds the best. Must have g@y-@ss necklace
MJŪ
USA - Tuesday, October 26, 2004 at 12:11:36 (EDT)
Yes we are just days away from waiting in the pumpkin patch overnight to see the Great Pumpkin rising in the moonlight...

WiF
USA - Tuesday, October 26, 2004 at 12:09:23 (EDT)
I see the important event is on the cathode ray at 8PM on channel 6 this very evening.

curse them brackets
USA - Tuesday, October 26, 2004 at 12:06:36 (EDT)
I see the important event is on the cathode ray at 8PM on channel 6 this very evening.
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WiF
USA - Tuesday, October 26, 2004 at 12:06:06 (EDT)
not giving a sh!t = stupidity
point made
USA - Tuesday, October 26, 2004 at 12:02:11 (EDT)
question is, which is worse?
v!c
USA - Tuesday, October 26, 2004 at 12:01:14 (EDT)
I think you think peeps are a lot dumber than they are. most people understand the "war on terror" is much like the "war on drugs" and not really a w