TS
USA - Friday, October 22, 2004 at 15:18:46 (EDT)
For all you footie fans.
Lester
USA - Friday, October 22, 2004 at 15:01:00 (EDT)
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v!c
USA - Friday, October 22, 2004 at 14:37:25 (EDT)
Humanoids...Cringe...cool dudes...
v!c
USA - Friday, October 22, 2004 at 14:35:04 (EDT)
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don orsillo
USA - Friday, October 22, 2004 at 14:17:10 (EDT)
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WR
USA - Friday, October 22, 2004 at 14:12:03 (EDT)
more like a stroke a' bad luck
v!c
USA - Friday, October 22, 2004 at 14:09:55 (EDT)
I think it should probably be that dood that "cooked" your meal. Microwaved is more like it. I've been having electrical storms out my anus all day. Is that anything like a stroke, Vic?
WR
USA - Friday, October 22, 2004 at 14:06:27 (EDT)
dirty, that's the kinda thing that loses championship games; now, c'mon!
v!c
USA - Friday, October 22, 2004 at 13:55:14 (EDT)
Also concur but for the record, it was first and last visit and quite free.
boris
- Friday, October 22, 2004 at 13:36:23 (EDT)
Evil Clown Generator
Lester
USA - Friday, October 22, 2004 at 13:21:24 (EDT)
Sneak, concur. Requires further study.
v!c
USA - Friday, October 22, 2004 at 13:19:43 (EDT)
I find a disturbing correllation between eating at shitty chain restaurants regularly and liking lousy music. Not directed at any lurkers, just saying people in general. Actually, my original thought was "people who like bad music probably go to shitty chain restaurants for fun."
Sneak
USA - Friday, October 22, 2004 at 13:17:15 (EDT)
crIckets...anyone catch a whiff of WiF?
v!c
USA - Friday, October 22, 2004 at 13:15:37 (EDT)
seizure does not equal stroke; dirty, the dude that cooked your "meal" at Tuesdays frankly doesn't have a lot of experience in a kitchen
v!c, MD
USA - Friday, October 22, 2004 at 13:02:55 (EDT)
The Middleblob franchise is too far gone for washing. It needs sandblasting.
doris
- Friday, October 22, 2004 at 12:55:02 (EDT)
Strokes are actually tiny electrical storms inside the body -- especially the brainial lobe of the brain's brain. Thus a marked feeling of exhaustion is pretty normal. The brains's still going, like, "what the EFF what THAT shit!!???!!!" Not entirely unlike a toe-curling bong hit. But much more serious. Good luck to pooch.
Lurkus Welby, MD
- Friday, October 22, 2004 at 12:51:55 (EDT)
hey dirty!
USA - Friday, October 22, 2004 at 12:50:49 (EDT)
GOD you're awesome Don. GOD you're awesome too Vic. But Joe? GET BELOW ME FOR BEING A YANKEE FAN.
boris
- Friday, October 22, 2004 at 12:48:21 (EDT)
if the Yeti foot ever sees the inside of a stilleto then I will believe in inverted homunculi
v!c
USA - Friday, October 22, 2004 at 12:40:00 (EDT)
We gots the DierecTV with sports package. $55 or so. Includes Fox Sports World which has footie out the ying yang. (Note: Out: FOX Sports World, In: FOX Soccer Channel?
Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation has filed trademark applications 78444142 and 78485747 with the United States Patent and Trademark Office to register the names "FOX Soccer Channel" and "The Soccer Channel".
Multiple sources indicate that FOX is planning to convert FOX Sports World (US) into an all-soccer channel sometime in the first quarter of 2005. ) Hopefully this will stay in regular sports package. Not sure if Cocks has FSW, but wouldn't go there if it didn't.
Doff TV
USA - Friday, October 22, 2004 at 12:32:11 (EDT)
"F*** my wife for red sox tickets."
Lester
USA - Friday, October 22, 2004 at 12:23:18 (EDT)
Vic, let's say it's similar to "yeti foot in stiletto".
TS
USA - Friday, October 22, 2004 at 12:14:51 (EDT)
OCTOBER 22ND IS INTERNATIONAL CAP LOCKS DAY.
Lester
USA - Friday, October 22, 2004 at 12:14:47 (EDT)
donzoni, got a serious question....do you guys have cocks or satellite? the "leaving known civilization" bit means we're to be in an area with no cocks. also heard DirecTV has lots and lots of premiership in basic plan. can you confirm or deny?
boris
- Friday, October 22, 2004 at 12:14:11 (EDT)
dirty keep it clean
v!c
USA - Friday, October 22, 2004 at 12:14:00 (EDT)
that wasn't you. that was v!c.
boris
- Friday, October 22, 2004 at 12:11:30 (EDT)
I'll drink to that!!
Ben E. Coli
- Friday, October 22, 2004 at 12:03:21 (EDT)
dirty, I got one thing to say to you: Tuesday, October 12, 2004 at 12:21:54 (EDT). Read THEN weep.
v!c
USA - Friday, October 22, 2004 at 12:03:09 (EDT)
and by the way v!c, i'm ALMOST POSITIVE it was NOT you who predicted sox in seven.
boris
- Friday, October 22, 2004 at 11:58:34 (EDT)
I don't know about older dogs, MJ, but my first border collie, Bingo, started having seizures when he was 3. You can never really tell when a bc is exhausted because they still want to play but he would be pretty wiped out afterwards. I know they're traumatic to see happening--you're probably tired too. How long did it last?
WR
USA - Friday, October 22, 2004 at 11:55:24 (EDT)
v!c if that happens i would like to congratulate you now because i would in no uncertain terms be quite am dead after seven more fucking freakouts.
boris
- Friday, October 22, 2004 at 11:54:39 (EDT)
has the "Poo Holes" joke been broken out yet? if not, allow me; anyway, seizures...yes...seen it in an ancient chihuahua and it ain't purdy
v!c
USA - Friday, October 22, 2004 at 11:54:10 (EDT)
On Saturday I will be slinging beers at the Ironically Named Bar. All are welcome.
Lester
USA - Friday, October 22, 2004 at 11:50:35 (EDT)
See? Border Collies really DO make better lovers
MJ®
USA - Friday, October 22, 2004 at 11:50:05 (EDT)
I'm not sure. Do you think I should paint over the "Pujols is Your Daddy" bumper sticker on the band van?
doff
USA - Friday, October 22, 2004 at 11:47:52 (EDT)
Yeah, what KOL and Boris said! My sentiments exactly. Thank you. Now, has anyone ever experienced seizures in older dogs and if so, can they tell me what to do if there's another one? I already went to the emergency 24 hr vet and got all kinda blood work and blood pressure done last night (after first seizure ever). And also, do you know if it's normal for the dog to be completely exhausted the next day? Thank you.
MJ®
USA - Friday, October 22, 2004 at 11:47:16 (EDT)
Another reason to have 2 dogs. "Blow me down, he comes trotting back. He went halfway up the hill and comes trotting back with this phone in his mouth -- tail straight up in the air wagging, -- you know look at me, look at me, with this bloody cellphone in his mouth. I just couldn't believe it."
WR
USA - Friday, October 22, 2004 at 11:44:22 (EDT)
g!g not actually IN Boston scardy cats
v!c
USA - Friday, October 22, 2004 at 11:44:15 (EDT)
Those wheelie thingies aren't really moving are they? WOW! And I know at least one lurker who refuses to attend the geeg because of some stupit sports show. And is somewhat afraid of the streets of Boston on said night.
WR
USA - Friday, October 22, 2004 at 11:39:48 (EDT)
hey dirty, how 'bout ME? fuckin' ME! now listen up lurk. I got it right once, I might get it right again. and this may sound familiar: SOX IN SEVEN you sucks!
v!c
USA - Friday, October 22, 2004 at 11:38:28 (EDT)
Cartman can suck my @ss....he's a Rockies fan
chef
USA - Friday, October 22, 2004 at 11:34:17 (EDT)
Hey Chef, say hi to cartman for me.
♠
USA - Friday, October 22, 2004 at 11:32:59 (EDT)
....yea, ban it in Kenmore Square....I'll be at home on my couch (or at Stumpy's) getting shitfaced!! Sox in 6.
chef
USA - Friday, October 22, 2004 at 11:31:29 (EDT)
re: dead Emerson student....all i'm saying is that hopefully this death will prevent literally dozens of others when the ... cardinals are eliminated. ban alcohol in kenmore square on game day, period. fuck it. anything less is not even close to addressing the issue...and even that won't. critical mass of massholes is tough to find a workaround for. and gee, i'm really sorry, all you beer proprietors. but there are 363 other days to make hay.
boris
- Friday, October 22, 2004 at 11:24:23 (EDT)
Kerry Fans were too busy watching the postgame show to riot.
♠
USA - Friday, October 22, 2004 at 11:23:16 (EDT)
I'm not defending the sports rioters. Obviously they're complete assholes. I'm saying it's out of line for the cops to be firing into a crowd that the police commisioner said was 99% innocent bystanders and 1% criminal.
Lester
USA - Friday, October 22, 2004 at 11:22:27 (EDT)
Hey v!c, do you know which lurker got the ALCS right?
boris
- Friday, October 22, 2004 at 11:20:51 (EDT)
Lester
USA - Friday, October 22, 2004 at 11:18:11 (EDT)
Anyone who defends the sports rioters in any way is a stupid fuck that I will gladly punch the fuck out. Seriously. And the reason these dumb rioting assholes don't riot when GWB steals elections is because they are the offspring of people who vote for him. Overprivileged cultural bottom feeders. Don't want to get hurt or in trouble? Keep your sorry ass away from that environment. IT'S THAT SIMPLE.
KOL
USA - Friday, October 22, 2004 at 11:17:50 (EDT)
Hey Lester, the cops weren't burning and throwing hit.
Cop Lover
USA - Friday, October 22, 2004 at 11:17:40 (EDT)
"While I firmly and emphatically accept responsibilities for any errors," Police Commissioner Kathleen M. O'Toole said, "I also condemn in the harshest words possible the actions of the punks [Wednesday] night who turned our city's victory into an opportunity for violence and mindless destruction."
Funny, out of the 16 injuries none were cops. Or horses.
Lester
USA - Friday, October 22, 2004 at 11:13:06 (EDT)
TS, define "special" and "in-box" please and thank you.
v!c
USA - Friday, October 22, 2004 at 11:11:49 (EDT)
"Don't throw shit at horses"? How about this, animal lovers "Don't force a horse to carry a large middle-aged white dude carring a gun and a club to prance into a crowd of people who are burning and throwing shit."
Lester
USA - Friday, October 22, 2004 at 11:05:06 (EDT)
Whoever reads the BS email - check it. There's a little something special in your in box from me.
TS
USA - Friday, October 22, 2004 at 10:51:33 (EDT)
If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, then you have succeeded. Thanks W.
USA - Friday, October 22, 2004 at 10:45:07 (EDT)
Iv'e = I've. Shit now I post leke FLEGG. Am Dumbass.
Chong
USA - Friday, October 22, 2004 at 10:41:58 (EDT)
"I blame alchohol and 20 year-old white dudes"......Man Iv'e heard that before.
chong
USA - Friday, October 22, 2004 at 10:41:02 (EDT)
And one more thing. The same drunk, white, perpetrators of this mob scene-the same ones flipping over cars and burning shit when the Sox actually WIN the series (dumfucks). Where are these fucking poser anarchists when REAL shit goes down? Where's the angry mob when fucking GEORGE BUSH steels an election? Huh? Fucking stupid.
MJ®
USA - Friday, October 22, 2004 at 10:40:19 (EDT)
And you don't ever, EVER throw shit at horses. Anyone who blames the cops in this situation is one dumb anus.
MJ®
USA - Friday, October 22, 2004 at 10:36:41 (EDT)
Nothing like a dead girl to fuck up your ALC buzz, eh? Fuck. Fuck alcohol. My advice for the series? Ban bars from serving it after 8pm on game nights. Or ban it completely.
MJ®
USA - Friday, October 22, 2004 at 10:34:28 (EDT)
Dude. SOXINSIX!!! Take that to the bank and smoke it!
Chong Lee Marvin
USA - Friday, October 22, 2004 at 10:34:08 (EDT)
fuck the sports talk man, look at those spinning wheelies. How'd they do that?
Looking Lurker
USA - Friday, October 22, 2004 at 10:27:20 (EDT)
THis morning I got this email from my brother Pat out in Chicago:
"Hey I got a ticket to game six OF THE WORLD FUCKING SERIES. Also coming in this weekend to hang out with Lee on the roof of the parking garage behind the Monster for games 1 and 2. Should be interesting."
Lester
USA - Friday, October 22, 2004 at 10:16:10 (EDT)
I've said it before, I'll say it again: INVERT THAT MOTHERFUGGIN' HOMUNCULUS, people! Do we dare make our World Series predictions now? As I recall, there was one lurker that got the ALCS right.
v!c
USA - Friday, October 22, 2004 at 10:15:13 (EDT)
oooohhhhh aaahhhhh
USA - Friday, October 22, 2004 at 09:56:37 (EDT)
Any team that has Larry batting second is very scary. It's all about game one. They Must win game one. Or at least four out of the next six. If they dont win at least four games, as far as I'm concerned, their season is over.
CHUMP♠
USA - Friday, October 22, 2004 at 09:47:11 (EDT)
Larry Walker is the one who freaks me out. Why didn't anybody in the NL stop that last minute trade. Bastards! More sports. More pain. Invert the Homunculus!
doff
USA - Friday, October 22, 2004 at 09:39:43 (EDT)
Aw shit. Greg Shaw from Bomp died. RIP to a great man.
KOL
USA - Friday, October 22, 2004 at 09:29:56 (EDT)
Bucky Dent, meet Johnny Damon.
®CHUMP
USA - Friday, October 22, 2004 at 08:10:54 (EDT)
Well now we have to play the other of my two mostest favoritest players in the world. Albert's the real deal. A very good lineup -- esp once Rolen starting hitting like he has been this year. Pujols will eventually win the Triple Crown. BUT....Edmonds tends to vanish then pop up at truly inopportune times. Their staff is OK but not *nearly* as good as the Houston series. Isringhausen wears liederhosen. Regardless, they'll be a worthy opponent. But this isn't 1967, is it. IS IT. No Tony C no bringing in Lonborg no Yaz.
I still cannot believe we're really gonna do this. But we are. We're gonna beat these guys and it wouldn't surprise me if we made it look pretty easy. It'll pivot on game 3, when the St Louis crowd is silenced for the first time in the playoffs. It'll be nice to slap them twice in 3+ years (Patriots anyone?)
boris
- Friday, October 22, 2004 at 07:52:16 (EDT)
abbey's nice for getting loaded. not loaded in or loaded out. just plain loaded.
boris
- Friday, October 22, 2004 at 07:33:24 (EDT)
Oooh, good thinking! Maybe if we're lucky, a couple of riot cops will beat the shit out of us, too!!!!
TS
USA - Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 23:41:57 (EDT)
ah hell, you don;t wanna go to no game, TS. We can hang out by the player's parking lot and flash them our wallets for your birthday!
MJ®
USA - Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 23:30:44 (EDT)
MJ, does this mean you aren't taking me to Fenway to see Varitek for my birthday?
TS
USA - Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 23:27:27 (EDT)
what kind of fucking idiot gets this fucking b@nd a lame ass g!g on the first night of the world series
MJ®
USA - Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 22:00:45 (EDT)
Can I spin the wheels of steel fo' the Sizzlah'? Much love man. Love this band. Needs a DJ though. I can lay down all the fat wax yalls. I taught spinderella all that shit in the 80's. Much love. See you at abbey lounge an I'll bring all my own eqip! much love sizzlah'!
DJ Karate Master
USA - Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 21:53:12 (EDT)
Don't be deterred by the fact that it looks like the kind of place where you would be molested. It's Inman Square. Nothing ever fucking happens in Inman Square. It's not even a fucking T stop.
TS
USA - Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 19:09:18 (EDT)
This is a little late, but the Abbey is great. I used to live a few blocks from there. They have beer and chairs. What else do you want?
TS
USA - Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 19:07:13 (EDT)
Benny must convene. Good day dear lurkers.
vic
USA - Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 17:34:38 (EDT)
Kerry still has a slim lead
WiF
USA - Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 17:29:00 (EDT)
“I’m a Red Sox fan through and through,” said Boston resident Matt Robbins, “but if Affleck offs himself that would make us losing again a lot easier for me to take."
Lester
USA - Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 16:55:07 (EDT)
From the "I almost live in Cuba Department": breaking news video of Castro tripping and breaking his arm and knee.
TS
USA - Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 16:45:51 (EDT)
The last I saw of Muddy Briefs last night was when he and another dood were running around the bar without their shirts on.
Lester
USA - Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 16:42:31 (EDT)
Muddy Briefs involved here perhaps? "UMass Sgt. David White said 29 people were arrested after a small group of began throwing beer cans and flaming toilet paper at police. Not everyone arrested was a student, he said."
v!c
USA - Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 16:39:01 (EDT)
RIP - Some 21-year-old Emerson College student. Fuckin' pigs.
Lester
USA - Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 16:22:42 (EDT)
that slap happy sh!t = some funny sh!t
v!c
USA - Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 16:12:27 (EDT)
Everything goes with a smart black purse.
Slappy Rodriguez
USA - Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 16:08:21 (EDT)
tiverton, pottymouth, why do they deserve a new bridge and MOREover, why was my lunch delayed by a meating that included use of terms like bathymetry and shedscape. don't you fucking people understand what my poor aorta just went through. you ARE trying to kill me. you rat bastages.
boris
- Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 16:05:36 (EDT)
point at the one more deserving of a dildo up the butt
WiF
USA - Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 15:57:07 (EDT)
Lester
USA - Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 15:39:55 (EDT)
Llama llama duck!
Lester
USA - Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 15:31:12 (EDT)
Well, this is pretty tasteless.
Lester
USA - Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 15:25:56 (EDT)
V!c, stop eating Wang!
Lester
USA - Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 15:21:38 (EDT)
Monster Slash
Lester
USA - Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 14:37:50 (EDT)
For all you gearheads -- allow me to introduce The Dolmette. It's a motorcycle. But it's not a normal motorcycle, 'cause it's powered by 24 chain saw engines.
Lester
USA - Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 14:33:52 (EDT)
316.9
yeti's farthest penguin
USA - Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 14:25:44 (EDT)
just realized the speed-o-light lurk (186,282mi/sec) has already passed.
WiF of einstein's fot
USA - Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 14:23:29 (EDT)
"With the hotly contested election looming, nothing brings our country together like pornography. At least that's the theory behind Fahrenheit 69: The Porn for Kerry DVD."
Lester
USA - Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 14:22:58 (EDT)
eye bones connected to the forehead bone (again)
USA - Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 14:10:42 (EDT)
eye bones connected to the forehead bone
USA - Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 14:09:14 (EDT)
Yeti hates gay penguins.
Lester
USA - Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 14:08:15 (EDT)
WiF
USA - Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 14:00:26 (EDT)
Obviously I searched "gay" "penguin" "president"
Lester
USA - Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 13:59:17 (EDT)
good question, Cap'n...good question...Lester?
v!c
USA - Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 13:34:37 (EDT)
I would love to know what terms lester googled to find that page.
Captain Awesome
USA - Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 13:32:55 (EDT)
Gay Penguin kills Lurk
Lester
USA - Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 13:28:48 (EDT)
Gay Penguin for America!
Lester
USA - Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 12:52:07 (EDT)
What are you gonna be for Halloween? I'm going as an INVERTED MOTHERFUCKING HOMUNCULUS!
v!c
USA - Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 12:45:47 (EDT)
INVERT THE MOTHERFUCKING HOMUNCULUS
v!c
USA - Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 12:39:51 (EDT)
"One stop shopping for the morbid mind" Don't forget to pick up some chocolate coffins for the Halloween party
WR
USA - Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 12:36:45 (EDT)
neglected to post the source of that quote, which is NOT from that dog awful Abbey site
"Simply put, the Abbey Lounge is your basic neighborhood dive. Located on Beacon Street in Somerville, just outside Inman Square, the Abbey Lounge is easy to miss; in fact, the beer signs out front are larger than anything bearing its name. Inside, patrons can choose from either of two somewhat dingy rooms."
WiF
USA - Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 12:25:37 (EDT)
tell the motormags that, silly Sneak
v!c
USA - Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 12:13:38 (EDT)
The Abbey automatically has a good turnout. tis the jake's of boston for rock n roll. But more self consciously intentionally low rent in a not quite ironic PBR kind of way.
The Sneak
USA - Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 12:12:07 (EDT)
oh and by the way, Briefs booked the gig
v!c
USA - Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 12:02:48 (EDT)
WiF, the Abbey's website sucks; Lester, yeah like we knew.
v!c
USA - Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 12:02:25 (EDT)
And does the "avoid-audiences-at-all-costs policy" also include booking a show in Boston on the first night of a Red Sox World Series?
Lester
USA - Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 11:52:04 (EDT)
The Abbey Lounge ye say? Never heard of it. So I see the Dents listed one place and Shanghai Valentine listed another and nary a Benny in sight. Is this in keeping with the avoid-audiences-at-all-costs policy or merely a ploy so you can all duck out to the game?
"...Whichever room you choose, brace yourself. The clientele, although friendly, is a bit sketchy, with the occasional smattering of midriff-bearing groupies, depending on the band that's playing."
WiF
USA - Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 11:32:43 (EDT)
On a different, more librarianly note.."You might think that Kim Gordon, the bass player and singer of the eternally hip band Sonic Youth, would not have much in common with mothers of a more conventional stripe. But a few years ago she had an experience many women her age could relate to. She rediscovered a favorite series of childhood books, The Lonely Doll, and thought about reading them to her 7-year-old daughter, Coco. Then she thought better of it. 'I grew up with the book,' said Gordon, whose husband and fellow band member, Thurston Moore, found one of the books, and, curious about it, took it home. But on rereading it, Gordon said, 'I was struck by how creepy it is. I wanted to share it with her, but I found it too depressing,' she said. 'Yet there's something about the images that haunted me, something so compelling.'"
WR
USA - Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 11:14:50 (EDT)
Lester
USA - Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 11:12:23 (EDT)
What gig? Your very own Benny Sizzler at Beantown's Abbey Lounge Saturday night, Rocktober 23rd.
v!c
USA - Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 11:11:11 (EDT)
"When Francona lifted Lowe in the seventh for Pedro Martinez, and Pedro allowed those two rockets to Matsui and Williams ... I mean, all those old demons came roaring back. It was the ultimate test. Like a recovering alcoholic opening that hotel mini-bar and seeing those tiny liquor bottles. Our room went silent, save for a few F-bombs and the echoes of the "Who's your Daddy?" chants. Poor Francona had unwittingly plugged Yankee Stadium back into its socket; I kept waiting for him to pull off the Paul Shaffer mask and reveal it was actually Grady Little again."
v!c
USA - Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 11:07:59 (EDT)
Um..what gig?
WR
USA - Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 11:02:19 (EDT)
Please don't sully my good name.
CHUMP
USA - Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 11:02:14 (EDT)
yeah OK don aase.
Vladdy
A-Rod
Pujols
boris
- Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 10:53:40 (EDT)
"If this guy (Dale Sveum) was an elementary school crossing guard, little kids would be getting pancaked by SUV's."
Lester
USA - Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 10:38:26 (EDT)
it's never IN THE BAG with those mofo's; by the way, GayRod is a fucking CHUMP and Derek Cheater is a fucking CHIMP
v!c
USA - Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 10:38:03 (EDT)
Fidel Castro pulls a Gerald Ford.
Lester
USA - Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 10:27:26 (EDT)
Please tell me I wasn't the only one freaking out with the Pedro move. Why give the MFY anything to grab on to? I know it's his work out day, but dog-damned there ain't no mango tree in the Bronx. And all you cool mother fuckers who thought it was in the bag can eat my Vladdy grand slam I got stored up my poop shoot.
Don Doff
USA - Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 10:20:05 (EDT)
WAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Lester
USA - Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 10:19:31 (EDT)
INVERT THE MOTHERFUCKIN HUMUNCULUS!!!!!!!
doff
USA - Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 10:02:24 (EDT)
Oh. My. God.
Lester
USA - Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 10:00:56 (EDT)
There're probably a few Yankee fans gonna try that type of meditation. And not to quoth myself but: Tuesday, October 12, 2004 at 12:21:54 (EDT).
v!c
USA - Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 09:51:23 (EDT)
Shaolin monk Shi Niliang demonstrates the art of "Qigong" as he meditates while hanging by the neck for nearly a minute at his martial arts school in Quanzhou in southeast China's Fujian province.
WiF
USA - Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 09:46:48 (EDT)
3 words- Invert the Homunculus!
WiF
USA - Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 09:29:49 (EDT)
and bringing Petey in bottom of the 7th was mind boggling with Lowe pitching a one hitter at the time...WTF?
v!c
USA - Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 09:24:56 (EDT)
So, who's taking me to the game on Saturdee for my birthday?!?!
TS
USA - Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 09:23:56 (EDT)
well kaloo-kalay!!!
v!c
USA - Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 09:22:28 (EDT)
- Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 08:34:51 (EDT)
petey's normal side session day....he just did it in front of slightly more people. btw if anyone calls this an upset, point to las vegas. sick comeback yes, upset no. we are better than they are. period.
boris
- Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 07:50:42 (EDT)
Creamy Dreamy Thighs Carry Team to World Series!
MJ®
USA - Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 01:13:21 (EDT)
MJ - most people here are Marlins fans, but they are anti-Y*nkees. I was at a bar on South Beach all night and we were all for Boston.
TS
USA - Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 01:08:09 (EDT)
HOLY SHIT. DAMON MADE A COMEBACK!!! MY VARITEK IS GOING ALL THE WAY, MUTHAFUCKAHS!!!!!
TS
USA - Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 01:06:41 (EDT)
OH MY FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK THE GIG ON SATURDAY WE"RE FUCKING GOING TO FENWAY MUTHERFUCKERS!!!!
MJ®
USA - Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 00:08:31 (EDT)
BORIS PLEASE ESPLAIN TO ME WHY TITO BROUGHT PETEY IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 23:54:35 (EDT)
"It's the ninth inning, the Yankees are bringing in Rivera, and the Red Sox couldn't care less."
- Joe Buck
boris
- Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 23:47:01 (EDT)
TS, what's the flava of the miami folk-NY or Boston?
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 22:32:57 (EDT)
scary that this is what came up when i typed in vic's time/date shiz
holy fuck
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 21:30:43 (EDT)
Holy mutherfucking yeti Damon
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 21:14:24 (EDT)
Lorraine's fabrics?
TS
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 19:16:06 (EDT)
WiF's wet dream.
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 18:54:50 (EDT)
Go Sox. Refer to the following lurk: Tuesday, October 12, 2004 at 12:21:54 (EDT). Good day. By the way Briefs, learn how to spell before you "talk" any more sh!t.
v!c
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 18:51:21 (EDT)
Jethro Tull sucks. Go Varitek!
TS
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 18:14:40 (EDT)
Lester
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 17:57:23 (EDT)
yeah that's right
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 17:51:25 (EDT)
"Playing a rock show had nothing to do with drugs."
Lester
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 17:43:32 (EDT)
What, am I here to amuse you? What am I, a fuckin' clown?
Lester
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 17:38:19 (EDT)
oh it's workin' alright; now get back out there and find out things to amuse us
v!c
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 17:13:50 (EDT)
Wal-Mart bans John Stewart's new book "America" for indecency.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 17:06:18 (EDT)
Shit, my animated Henry gif ain't workin'.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 17:05:23 (EDT)
Lobster, you gone done it again.
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 17:02:18 (EDT)
In case anyone was wondering, Henry Earl is in jail again.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 16:49:05 (EDT)
Headline that woke me in a cold sweat last night: N.Y.Y. Not Us.
too ashamed to post name <
re: Shill Shirt>
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 16:24:55 (EDT)
Yankee fan kills Red Sox fan, wounds two others.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 15:56:08 (EDT)
does it matter to bush that without gray matter he can't have gray areas?
boris
- Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 15:49:39 (EDT)
''Just in the past few months,'' Bartlett said, ''I think a light has gone off for people who've spent time up close to Bush: that this instinct he's always talking about is this sort of weird, Messianic idea of what he thinks God has told him to do.'' Bartlett, a 53-year-old columnist and self-described libertarian Republican who has lately been a champion for traditional Republicans concerned about Bush's governance, went on to say: ''This is why George W. Bush is so clear-eyed about Al Qaeda and the Islamic fundamentalist enemy. He believes you have to kill them all. They can't be persuaded, that they're extremists, driven by a dark vision. He understands them, because he's just like them. . . .
worth a serious read
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 15:40:26 (EDT)
I almost bough a program for my PDA last year that turns it into a universal remote. Got the freebie test version and used it to shut off the baseball game and put on the football game at Lorraine's. Agreed, very useful.
WiF
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 15:15:03 (EDT)
now if they could just invent a device that would TURN OFF YOUR RADIO!
v!c
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 15:09:45 (EDT)
may I refer all you baseball card carrying lurkers to this post: Tuesday, October 12, 2004 at 12:21:54 (EDT); DO IT
v!c
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 15:05:51 (EDT)
now now WtF. hey check it out....technology finally does something useful.
boris
- Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 14:50:34 (EDT)
And I still rock out to Thijs van Leer. That's right flute playing AND yodeling in a rock band. Hocus Pocus (and the harder faster version called Focus II) are classic rocking tunes. There, I said it, ye may commence hoisting my stinking petard at yer convenience.
he rocked a couple of decades ago too.... OK! 3 decades ago.
WiF of even more ancient dinosaur poo
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 14:39:16 (EDT)
Tull.....petard.....people named "Ian" as a rule (except Hunter, you blockhead).....I mean WTF, WtF. It would be unpossible for you to be wronger.
boris
- Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 14:31:37 (EDT)
You are eqaully bad for knowing it was a Jethro Tull reference. Bungle in the Jungle.
Sneak
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 14:31:32 (EDT)
descensatised?
WiF of dinosaur poo
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 14:26:39 (EDT)
Has everyone become so descensatised to our own preacher to the converted WIF's rants and raves that we don't even read anymore? Oh, dear lurkers, our own minister of justice WIF made a Jethro Tull, YES A JETHRO TULL reference earlier in the day! We should suspend him from the lurk for at least 5 days for having the gall to even elude to a band that has a flute player!
Muddy Briefs
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 14:21:27 (EDT)
WiF
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 14:19:43 (EDT)
boris, note proper usage before my brain gotz backed up by so much skoolin
WiF
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 14:17:31 (EDT)
I'll even go ya one better. How about lurkive F as in Frikkin, like Wif rules the frikkin lurkive.
Benny! How was the zoo? did you feed the keepers to the lions or hoist them on their own petards? (the keepers that is)
Proctor's gamble
rumfud, ri USA - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 16:15:24 (EDT)
WiF
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 14:15:40 (EDT)
Oh yeah WR, take this from lurkive H, yeah dats right H ya newbie mofo.
Our petard is ready, commence hoisting.....
Proctor's gamble
askinferit, ri USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 11:07:17 (EDT)
WiF
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 14:10:33 (EDT)
Oh yeah, just wanted to remind you that petard is so lurkive Ag Wednesday Sept 17, 2003 at 15:45:49.
WR
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 13:56:57 (EDT)
"It didn't have to go down this way."
Lester
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 13:56:12 (EDT)
John Kerry supports using evil powers to blast back a crowd.
John Kerry supports the crane kick as a finishing move.
John Kerry supports desecrating the memory of C.H.I.P.s.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 13:51:01 (EDT)
"Elections belong to the people. It is their decision. If they decide to turn their back on the fire and burn their behinds, then they will just have to sit on their blisters."
- Abraham Lincoln
America's burnt azz
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 13:48:47 (EDT)
that warning guy
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 13:44:24 (EDT)
that sinclair shiz is so Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 17:33:25. Besides they're still only doing a smearvets redux in the guise of news programming. So from what I gather, the ad boycott (though making headway) is still on unless sinclair says uncle.
WiF
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 13:43:16 (EDT)
Sinclair group backs down.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 13:34:38 (EDT)
WiF
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 12:45:14 (EDT)
From the classifieds: "Drummer Unwanted"
Lester
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 12:30:34 (EDT)
A tasteful design element that every homeowner needs.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 12:20:31 (EDT)
I think that god and his drinking buddy jesus appreciate the acknowledgement of their hate and have chosen to reward us lurkers with 3 gut wrenching, ulcer inducing victories.
drugsy
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 12:19:50 (EDT)
And the new rallying cry begins to ring across the nation... INVERT THE HOMUNCULUS!*
*finally found the proper spalling
new bumper sticker
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 12:00:52 (EDT)
nota bene- the towel draped across the nether regions... and what is with them toes?
WiF
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 11:47:21 (EDT)
inverted homunculus = end to curse? who knew?
v!c
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 11:46:04 (EDT)
WiF
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 11:45:42 (EDT)
MJ would LOVE to drive the "Blue Van" only currently in monkey suit headed to Botown at this very moment. I'm very sorry i can't help. Please be careful. But I did just wanted to comment that wiF is correct: ever since the inverted humonculi appeared-all has been MAHOWBOY UP!
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 11:39:40 (EDT)
I will call HQ at 1230. When the phone rings, pick it up. Listen THEN speak.
v!c
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 11:34:00 (EDT)
Yes I can. So I should wait by the phone, and then pick it up it when it rings?
doff
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 11:30:58 (EDT)
Accomplishments:
- First team down 0-3 to take it to 7.
- Nothing else......yet.
"And I don't believe in curses. Wake up the damn Bambino and have me pitch to him....maybe I'll drill him in the ass."
- Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 11:23:16 (EDT)
sox and yanks = heroes and villans
b-will
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 11:21:01 (EDT)
would be helpful to have a dedicated steerer...any volunteers?
v!c
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 11:20:03 (EDT)
thought for tonight's game (I might even watch this one)
WiF
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 11:17:40 (EDT)
read and puke
v!c
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 11:17:13 (EDT)
No MJ®. She's ensconced in meat world. What time? 12? 12:30? 1:30? ummm hello!
doff
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 11:16:57 (EDT)
8. Scrapbooking
Public Humiliation: 86.2%
Most people tend to avoid scrapbookers in an effort to prevent their photo from being pasted between a floral border along with a word bubble shouting, “Are we having fun yet!” Scrapbookers have an insatiable hunger to date and catalogue precious moments, and many fear that these keepsakes are being collected to one day be used in an evil plan to flood the world with vomit.
Damage to Sex Life: N/A
People who make scrapbooks do not have sex organs like you and me. As required by the Code of the Scrapbookers, after the completion of their first book of cherished memories, surgeons replace their genitalia with paste dispensers.
Distinguishing Characteristics: You’ll know these people because they’re always leading a small parade of their offspring in karate, ballet, scout or soccer uniforms. And according to shocking facts learned from these people’s sweatshirts, their children THINK THEY’RE AN ATM!
WR
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 11:15:18 (EDT)
yeah ♠ you tell 'em!
v!c
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 11:09:54 (EDT)
Arod's mom is such a cunt.
♠
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 11:03:41 (EDT)
From the mouth of a lying cheating son of a cunt: "It was a big momentum changer," Rodriguez said. "I don't want those umpires to meet anymore because every time they meet, it goes against the Yankees."
v!c
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 11:01:43 (EDT)
I wouldn't push that van with MJ's dick.
♠
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 10:47:37 (EDT)
Muddy Briefs almost lived up to his name last night after a spicy chicken sandwich and some bad calls by the umpire.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 10:45:50 (EDT)
Oh Lestree. MJ, you available to "drive" the blue van while me n' Doff do the pushin'?
v!c
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 10:44:00 (EDT)
"I know he was coming and I know that the line is mine. They said I could've run him over, but I went out of my way. Looking back at it, I probably should've just run him over."
Lester
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 10:42:38 (EDT)
"I know he was coming and I know that the line is mine. They said I could've run him over, but I went out of my way. Looking back at it, I probably should've just run him over."
Lester
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 10:42:30 (EDT)
Vic, i would like to audition-only thing is I got to learn how to play with the bass up n' around the tits
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 10:42:22 (EDT)
Lester, you're too young to be complaining about drive times to practice. You been hanging around that old and bitchy-like Plectrum?
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 10:40:48 (EDT)
i was at bar and nice muddy briefs offer to push in my stool. what a guy!
Mo-Lester
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 10:35:28 (EDT)
cant believe man u/ arsenal game is pay per view. Say goodbye to only ratings FSW would have gotten this year.
♠
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 10:34:07 (EDT)
Vic, swing by the r'n'r control center at lunch. I'll be waiting with my sparkly hernia belt and shoes to match.
doff
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 10:31:58 (EDT)
If the Motormags moved to a real city I'd do it in a heartbeat.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 10:29:12 (EDT)
Lester
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 10:26:57 (EDT)
that Barney/Tupac sh!t is some funny @ss sh!t n' sh!t
v!c
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 10:20:37 (EDT)
lester, why don you play bass for the motormags? dude the motormagnums fuckin rock.
Beheaded In Boston
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 10:20:17 (EDT)
"The Buckner-Armbrister flashback play in Game 6 clearly exposed A-Rod as a liar and cheater of the highest order -- the kind who would turn over an "R" in Scrabble and pretend it's a blank letter. Warrants mentioning."
Lester
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 10:16:33 (EDT)
I'm not done yet. Doff, push? Also, does anyone want to play bass for the motormags?
v!c
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 10:11:48 (EDT)
Point to the two-dimensional character in this photo.
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 10:09:06 (EDT)
ps props to the Schill
v!c
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 10:08:00 (EDT)
it's one thing for "A-Fraud" to've bitch-slapped the ball out of Arroyo's glove (so fucking Bush league)...but it was that incredulous look of pain on the mother-fuckers fat face after the umps got the call right that made me want to strangle the cock-sucker
v!c
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 10:06:49 (EDT)
Tupac Shakur isn't dead. He's just stuffed inside of a purple dinosaur costume, entertaining children and laying low for a while.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 10:02:07 (EDT)
Lester
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 09:53:39 (EDT)
LET'S CALL A-ROD A-FRAUD!
®CHUMP
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 09:49:43 (EDT)
FEAR THE LOGO!!
Lester
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 09:47:17 (EDT)
Speaking of bitch-slaps. . .
Lester
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 09:43:01 (EDT)
BTW the 12 year-old who watched every pitch of the 86 world series is going to forget everything if things go right. If things go wrong he will NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER watch another game for the rest of his life. I'm sick. I can't take this. I wish I could get drunk.
Manny United
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 09:41:25 (EDT)
What did the five fingers say to the baseball?
Lester
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 09:39:31 (EDT)
Lester
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 09:37:52 (EDT)
Lester
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 09:32:22 (EDT)
Ya gotta love that the white Mickey-Mouse gloves made the sinister maneuver all the more obvious.
WiF
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 09:25:56 (EDT)
Ian Anderson is doing an interview on HJY and just revealed they'll be doing some songs they've NEVER performed live. Three from Aqualung to be specific, Up To Me, Hymn 43, and Slipstream. I am now officially psyched for the impending dinosaur show.
WiF
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 09:22:39 (EDT)
Point to the slimy cheating over-paid prima donna dumb cunt-faced boy.
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 09:22:23 (EDT)
I'm definitely with you that he "wrote" all of it in the actual creative sense, it's just that sticky point that he didn't pen them that I was referring too. And usually the misquotes come from some political troll mis-speaking and then the ensuing (incorrect) news version of the phrase ends in the vernacular.
WiF
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 09:15:13 (EDT)
Main Entry: 1hoist
Pronunciation: 'hoist, chiefly dial 'hIst
Function: verb
Etymology: alteration of hoise
transitive senses
1 : LIFT, RAISE; especially : to raise into position by or as if by means of tackle
...hmmm, well I mighta fupped duck the historical phrase but at least it looks like I picked a proper grammatical structure. Guess you could say I "foisted off my own PEE-tard".
WiF
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 09:10:10 (EDT)
*some* are questioned; majority aren't. personally i think he writed it all, and the biggest non-mystery is that there have been simply too many people, in the intervening centuries, trolling for thesis topics and/or tab headlines. it's enough to make me go straight for the sport page...'cept i'm a hotspur man.
boris
- Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 08:56:56 (EDT)
As to current baseball situation, am I right in thinking that the inverted humonculi appeared at the same time the fortunes of the boys inverted?
WiF
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 08:49:47 (EDT)
Since Willy didn't write himself there IS the endless folio debate. My high school willy-teach had a doctorate in Latin with a specialty in the study of the folios. Guess it comes down to the proper-usage/common-usage argument. Too much one way you gotz a dead language that don't allow for innovations like "fottage", too much the other way and language ends up... well, just fottage.
WiF
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 08:45:21 (EDT)
Kenny Lofton made a revealing comment on the Yankees' injury situation. "There's a lot of stuff going on with our team that nobody knows about, that we're trying not to let the media know," he said.
Diapers, Aisle 6 Department
- Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 08:17:00 (EDT)
Kevin "Wally" Brown or Javy "Seizure" Vazquez. Mmmmm. You both suck. Nice coaching Torre. Brown or Vazquez. Well planned Joe. You legend.
NY fans show true colors for all to see. Classless from owner to part-time toilet cleaner. Spoiled little dickless wonders from A-Rod to Cairo. Umps dare to make correct call, fans riot. Top-shelf.
You ALL deserve every single iota of the complete humiliation about to be hung on your asses and dredged up every year for the next half century. Tonight you completely shit yourselves. A poo for the ages.
Fuck New York. No ups whatsoever. Pussies.
boris
- Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 06:37:30 (EDT)
Yankees go from choke-hold to choke? A-Rod proves he is a cheating ass-bag yankee like the rest of them. Umps get calls right? Jeter is a wussy pussy. Bellhorn is a monster. Please........Please.......
Manny United
USA - Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 04:38:52 (EDT)
Ms Dent also predicts that suave metrosexual man will be replaced by the scruffy retrosexual, defined as spending as little time and money as possible on his appearance.
petrosexual=dog lover
USA - Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 19:02:57 (EDT)
1904 hip
1905 whizzo
1906 teddy bear
1907 egghead
1908 realpolitik
1909 tiddly-om-pom-pom
1910 sacred cow
1911 gene
1912 blues
1913 celeb
1914 cheerio
1915 civvy street
1916 U-boat
1917 tailspin
1918 ceasefire
1919 ad-lib
1920 demob
1921 pop
1922 wizard
1923 hem-line
1924 lumpenproletariat
1925 avant garde
1926 kitsch
1927 sudden death
1928 Big Apple
1929 sex
1930 drive-in
1931 Mickey Mouse
1932 bagel
1933 dumb down
1934 pesticide
1935 racism
1936 spliff
1937 dunk
1938 cheeseburger
1939 Blitzkrieg
1940 Molotov cocktail
1941 snafu
1942 buzz
1943 pissed off
1944 DNA
1945 mobile phone
1946 megabucks
1947 Wonderbra
1948 cool
1949 Big Brother
1950 brainwashing
1951 fast food
1952 Generation X
1953 hippy
1954 non-U
1955 boogie
1956 sexy
1957 psychedelic
1958 beatnik
1959 cruise missile
1960 cyborg
1961 awesome
1962 bossa nova
1963 peacenik
1964 byte
1965 miniskirt
1966 acid
1967 love-in
1968 It-girl
1969 microchip
1970 hypermarket
1971 green
1972 Watergate
1973 F-word
1974 punk
1975 detox
1976 Trekkie
1977 naff all
1978 trainers
1979 karaoke
1980 power dressing
1981 toyboy
1982 hip-hop
1983 beatbox
1984 double-click
1985 OK yah
1986 mobile
1987 virtual reality
1988 gangsta
1989 latte
1990 applet
1991 hot-desking
1992 URL
1993 having it large
1994 Botox
1995 kitten heels
1996 ghetto fabulous
1997 dot-commer
1998 text message
1999 Google
2000 bling bling
2001 9/11
2002 axis of evil
2003 sex up
2004 chav
i've got pom-poms on my tiddly
USA - Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 19:00:31 (EDT)
yeah because willy shake's never misquoted....from Old French, from peter, to break wind, from pet, a breaking of wind, from Latin pditum, from neuter past participle of pdere, to break wind. See pezd- in Indo-European Roots.]
Word History: The French used pétard, “a loud discharge of intestinal gas,” for a kind of infernal engine for blasting through the gates of a city. “To be hoist by one's own petard,” a now proverbial phrase apparently originating with Shakespeare's Hamlet (around 1604) not long after the word entered English (around 1598), means “to blow oneself up with one's own bomb, be undone by one's own devices.” The French noun pet, “fart,” developed regularly from the Latin noun pditum, from the Indo-European root *pezd-, “fart.”
boris
- Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 17:46:33 (EDT)
that kind words guy
USA - Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 17:42:00 (EDT)
How to steal an election.... again
"Most were Democrats, and many were black. Hispanics, who often vote Republican in Florida, were almost entirely absent from the list due to a technical error."
WiF
USA - Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 17:39:08 (EDT)
Sinclair has already started to backpedal. Gotta luv when da man gets slapped down.
WiF
USA - Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 17:33:25 (EDT)
People getting way serious about their vegetables at the beginning of Ramadan
WiF of repost
USA - Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 17:30:42 (EDT)
People getting way serious about their vegetables at the beginning of Ramadan
WiF
USA - Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 17:29:54 (EDT)
whoever posted that picture of plectrum in bye bye birdie should be shot for being so fucking funny
MJ
USA - Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 17:15:56 (EDT)
George Bush is taking a stroll around Capitol Hill with a senior member of Congress when he meets a little girl carrying a small basket with a blanket over it.
Curious, he says to the girl; "What's in the basket?"
She replies; "New baby kittens" and opens the basket to show him.
"How nice" said Bush. "What kind are they?".
The little girl says, "Republicans."
Bush smiles and pats the little girl on the head and they continue on.
About three weeks later, he and another Congressional colleague are again strolling around Capitol Hill when he sees the little girl again with the same basket.
Bush says to his colleague; "Watch this, it's very cute" and they approach the little girl.
Bush asks the girl how the kittens are and she says fine. He then says, "What kind of kittens are they?" and she replies,"Democrats." Somewhat abashed, Bush says, "Three weeks ago you said they were Republicans!"
"I know," she says." But now their eyes are open."
WR
USA - Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 16:39:54 (EDT)
BID ON THIS 
From the E-bay auction "Please not that 100% of this sale will be donated to "des sous pour un bout de chou" and money will be used to buy Christmas gifts to underprivileged childrens." Des sous pour un bout de chou translates (thanks to Google) as "under for a cabbage end."
WR
USA - Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 16:34:35 (EDT)
Was Miss Frost hot?
Captain Obvious
- Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 16:26:29 (EDT)
This is my life
Not Rocco
USA - Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 16:26:25 (EDT)
Wok chin!
boris
- Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 16:24:54 (EDT)
Hideki Chop-Suey
USA - Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 16:19:42 (EDT)
New York Rangers involved with sexual-harassment lawsuit. Surprisingly, it has nothing to do with the fact that they've been screwing their fans for years.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 16:17:07 (EDT)
multi-spallcheck that shiz
that multi spallcheck guy
USA - Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 16:08:05 (EDT)
now put your hand in a blender and turn it on; this is the pain you would feel seeing Plectrum in Bye Bye Birdie; good day
v!c
USA - Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 16:07:46 (EDT)
Now this is a laugh. Looks like all those freedom-fry-munching cons are going to have to accept an injection of French "culture" or suffer the consequences. HA! The cheese-eating surrender monkeys bail out the chimp while embarrassinghis azz at the same time.
WiF of true justice
USA - Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 16:07:15 (EDT)
I'm pointing, now what?
that rather slow-witted lurker
USA - Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 16:04:09 (EDT)
point to Plectrum
USA - Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 15:55:02 (EDT)
OMG that chick rocco was like, "ummm.. can anybody tell me where i might get a life cuz i haven't seen one since like OMG I can't remember maybe it was Miss frosts' drama class where i was sooooo the lead in bye bye birdie"
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 15:47:06 (EDT)
Heeheeh Can you believe that buttnutt asked me to tune his SG for him? He was all like can I help carry your amp, lord of gibson-marshall rockitude? I was totally like, as if!
Captain Awesome
USA - Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 15:39:12 (EDT)
Rocco tells the lurk to get a life...huh
v!c
USA - Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 15:22:31 (EDT)
Your posts remind me of notes from girls in junior high! ex. What's up. Not much here. If my boss looks at me again I'll just totally barf! Sally gave me such attitude at the basketball game last night. Can you believe that? I think I'll repeatedly jam scissors in her eye! Ha Ha! See you at lunch!
Rocco
USA - Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 15:13:46 (EDT)
My tenement neighbors get the What-For!
Sneak
USA - Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 15:12:02 (EDT)
WiF
USA - Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 14:52:30 (EDT)
How you like Hideki Chop-Suey?
Pedro
USA - Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 14:36:11 (EDT)
Lester
USA - Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 14:35:06 (EDT)
Bush/Busey animation superb
v!c
USA - Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 14:20:14 (EDT)
KOL, glad to hear you follow your cars thruought their lives. I have great fondess for every vehicle that every carried my ass from point a to point b. Also, wif, I heard you need a license in order to drive a company car.
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 14:14:30 (EDT)
Can somebody get over here and FUCK ME? WTF. I cannot -repeat- cannot sit thru any more yankee at-bats tonight. When you're already as old as ole wallet tits...well...these games just don't look good on me man
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 14:11:21 (EDT)
The Sports Guy says it all. . .
Lester
USA - Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 14:01:52 (EDT)
take it up with the bard
Meaning
Caught in your own trap.
Origin
A petard is an explosive device used to break down doors or walls. Hence - hoist on ones... Used by Shakespeare in Hamlet 'For tis the sport to have the enginer / Hoist with his owne petar'. From the French 'p‰ter' - to fart.
WiF
USA - Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 13:37:43 (EDT)
"Leave it to Busey"
Lester
USA - Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 13:26:06 (EDT)
3 games
1298 pitches
82 hits
29 pitching changes
35 innings
StatDoosh
- Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 13:14:57 (EDT)
dood, HOIST BY one's own petard....which i know only because it involves self-propelling fots. look it up.
boris
- Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 13:10:10 (EDT)
boards'
that apostrophe guy
USA - Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 12:51:30 (EDT)
Close to 80 advertisers have pulled their ads and the stockholders are looking to put the boards heads on pointy sticks.
WiF
USA - Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 12:50:41 (EDT)
nota bene: that the stock trading volume has doubled as it's tanking. dog bless the power of bloggers threatening a boycott on the sponsors.
WiF
USA - Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 12:41:39 (EDT)
The finance biz is for nerds.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 12:41:22 (EDT)
Hey, yeah nice job Mr. WiF. You're fired.
USA - Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 12:41:05 (EDT)
And speaking of high finance heading lower, check Sinclair Broadcasting's numbers. They are getting hammered for their bonehead manuever on the smearvets faux news shiz
WiF
USA - Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 12:38:19 (EDT)
v!c in this biz someone who can find the 4 relevant paragraphs in 4 different places in a financial statement close to a hundred pages long is considered an asset. Someone who knows what numbers are important is more likely to hit their numbers. The guy wasn't pizzed I brought up the bond rating risk, he was surprised I found the info and interpreted it right on the money.... or in this case right on the lack of money.
the benny bean counter
USA - Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 12:35:55 (EDT)
our pal Lestree in a couple two three years
USA - Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 12:34:48 (EDT)
WiF, one day you will learn NEVER to fuck with the company toady!
v!c
USA - Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 12:16:56 (EDT)
Just came from the Stepford auction block meeting. We am spun off with a fleet management company as of spring (yes, fleets of cars and trucks, with the edition of a mortgage company. an obvious fit). Status quo on benefits, but maybe some layoffs. I threw the company toady for a loop when I started quoting from the liquidity risk section of the company financials, but I gotta start flexing that bean-counting muscle sooner or later. Looks like we are now in jeopardy of falling below investment grade, and that ain't good (penny for your stocks?). Suggested that they give us each company cars since they got so many, they laughed (I really did ask).
WiF
USA - Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 12:05:19 (EDT)
Indian Robin Hood. Dead.
USA - Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 11:56:50 (EDT)
uhm, ok
v!c
USA - Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 11:51:40 (EDT)
V!c, go and jam a pair of scissors repeatedly into your crotch.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 11:44:13 (EDT)
BROWN n' YELLA journalism to be MORE specific
v!c
USA - Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 11:37:48 (EDT)
YELLOW journalism you might say
v!c
USA - Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 11:04:07 (EDT)
Lance Armstrong is a douchebag and a bitch. And his bracelets are made of cheap rubber. Just like his left nut.
Greg Lemonde
USA - Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 10:56:58 (EDT)
right...weak journalism n' all
v!c
USA - Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 10:54:09 (EDT)
actually vic now he's backpedalling faster than lance armstrong peddles forward .... here
boris
- Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 10:35:57 (EDT)
"i gotta hand it to them....unlike myself they're doing it without hittin' the juice. by the way has anyone seen my eyelids?"
boris
- Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 10:34:30 (EDT)
can anyone find that silly-@ss Sheffield comment on the Sox? Lester? WiF? yon Dirty Doris?
v!c
USA - Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 10:29:29 (EDT)
as heard from a soldier in Iraq on CNN this morn...
I haven't killed any terrorists...(pause as he looks down)... I have killed a lotta poor people.
WiF
USA - Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 10:11:52 (EDT)
Tonight Vic? B-4 game?
ass formerly known as doff
USA - Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 10:10:51 (EDT)
My BABY LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My sister crashed it in Dec 02, I sold it as a wreck to this guy who is brining her back to life. The stupid wallet destroying and muscle car-embarassing VW lives!
KOL
USA - Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 10:05:45 (EDT)
doff, there'll be no pushing in the rain
v!c
USA - Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 10:01:38 (EDT)
Lester
USA - Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 10:00:49 (EDT)
BLOOP!
Ray C.
USA - Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 09:57:07 (EDT)
Lester
USA - Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 09:52:28 (EDT)
The whole idea is for those spammers to build links from thousands of sites pointing to their sites, no many how irrelevant (sp?). Just another bot trying to fool google tech.
SNEEK
USA - Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 09:46:33 (EDT)
never would consider clicking it even with Stepford's shiz on the victim end. I was just curious whether it was wizardy on this end or bait on the other. So chum it is and chump I ain't.
WiF
USA - Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 09:40:23 (EDT)
As I was finishing my class presentation at midnight I noticed a certain excited agitation amongst the nick-a-nees faithful that I took as a stay of execution for the rouge footie guys. Made it home in time to catch the end of the football game and had finished printing said project by a mere 2:30 this morn. Unfortunately this was followed by my usual too-nervous-to-sleep-because-it's-important-to-not-be-sleepy-on-top-of-having-stagefright-psychosis to the tune of 1 hour sleep the rest of the night. well, it's a quiz tomorrow on ethics and a tax take-home midterm to turn in Thursday and my hell 2-weeks is over. Took Friday off and expect that the pressure release on Friday night will lead to me waking up Sunday afternoon sans cullottes with sum baglady under one of the more fragrant downtown underpasses.
WiF
USA - Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 09:36:23 (EDT)
that's a styled headline tag WtF; definitely doable by the BSTC but the BSTC would either remove the thing or include the headline as unreadable, n'est-ce pas? another instance of clever social engineering preying on the curious. in other words don't fuckin' click it.
boris
- Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 09:32:16 (EDT)
So does sum lurker work sum tech magic to make that napolean spam end up in micro-font? That is if it won't be giving away lurk secrets to admit to such skills.
WiF
USA - Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 09:21:33 (EDT)
- Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 08:05:08 (EDT)
I got Feargal Sharkey in my Digney Fignus!
boris
- Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 07:54:43 (EDT)
Benny Sizzler is so old they show their videos on V-66!
William Radcliffe
USA - Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 07:04:22 (EDT)
Check it out. This is where jeter gets his hot weenies "all the way" with extra "meat sauce"
William Radcliffe
USA - Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 07:01:23 (EDT)
I'm changing my cat's name to Jeter cause he's such a fucking pussy.
William Radcliffe
USA - Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 07:00:08 (EDT)
In your free time, visit the sites about ...
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for that, for that for that - Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 04:12:52 (EDT)
fuck me. LittleTimmy pulled it off. Offering my services to big Papi.
mj®
USA - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 23:55:31 (EDT)
I would like to take this moment to officially volunteer my services to Varitek.
TS
USA - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 23:07:32 (EDT)
FUCK YEAH!
TS
USA - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 23:06:28 (EDT)
bringing little timmy in for the 12th. hmm. this sounds familiar for some reason.
boris
- Monday, October 18, 2004 at 21:59:45 (EDT)
That's okay WR. I just smashed my own head through the wall and bitch slapped my face due to Jeter's 2 run hit.
MJ®
USA - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 19:29:50 (EDT)
That's it, I can't watch anymore
WR
USA - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 19:17:07 (EDT)
potato salad with dill pickles
Ole Lady Schroader
USA - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 18:12:49 (EDT)
I lika the broccoli and the @sspergrass
WR
USA - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 16:43:50 (EDT)
Advice for the day - do not fall asleep by pool on your "sick day". Sunburn gives away that you were not, in fact, sick.
TS
USA - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 16:40:52 (EDT)
tomorrow. check. lunchtime. check. sparkle hernia belt. check.
doff
USA - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 16:39:00 (EDT)
I like them so much that I bought my car from one of the mechanics who works there.
TS
USA - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 16:38:17 (EDT)
Gil's Auto Body, just across the Street from Samsonite. He's really nice and really honest.
TS
USA - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 16:36:40 (EDT)
no. not tonight. tomorrow. lunchtime. be ready.
v!c
USA - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 16:36:33 (EDT)
deal. Make appt, procure hernia belt, have 9-1- already dialed and don'll be there
doff
USA - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 16:33:27 (EDT)
umm.. whatever happened to TELEPHONES, people? Umm...whatever...favorite vegetable? CORN ON THE COB
MJ®
USA - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 16:32:30 (EDT)
If pushing said "van" out into the "street' from the "back lot" means she'll get a rollin' down to the "garage" on the corner, count me in
doff
USA - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 16:30:56 (EDT)
the mechanic part is all set, providing he's got time; it's the "getting there" part that's tricky
v!c
USA - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 16:30:01 (EDT)
yeah I know...Rocco...he's a busy guy n' all...anyway, here's what: if you want to help me push the van out of the back lot onto the street, we can do business
v!c
USA - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 16:26:37 (EDT)
do tell, TS, who will help the blue van in warren?
doff
USA - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 16:26:13 (EDT)
I know a good mechanic in Warren, but, well, you have to get to Warren.
TS
USA - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 16:24:18 (EDT)
I thought that photo of you was photoshopped. KOL and I know a good body shop guy by the Foxy Lady.
TS
USA - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 16:23:06 (EDT)
O'Reilly likes his falafel with lots and lots of hummus.
TS
USA - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 16:21:41 (EDT)
mechanical work, TS, my body is in TOP form
doff
USA - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 16:21:31 (EDT)
You need body work or mechanical work?
TS
USA - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 16:20:30 (EDT)
As in hows about we all chip in to get that wreck fixed- professionally like.
doff
USA - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 16:19:16 (EDT)
This carrot is a decent runner-up.
TS
USA - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 16:17:45 (EDT)
I like ground spiced chickpeas shaped into balls and fried.
Bill O'Reilly
USA - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 16:17:41 (EDT)
True to my ethnic heritage. . .
McLester
USA - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 16:14:12 (EDT)
I dig fennel.
TS
USA - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 16:13:54 (EDT)
wha' choo talkin' 'bout, doff?
yeti
USA - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 16:02:37 (EDT)
I have it on good authority the KOL is into Snow Peas, hardcore.
KOL
USA - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 15:58:44 (EDT)
cold beets in cold beet sauce. out of a can.
doff
USA - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 15:50:30 (EDT)
Hey yeti. What are the odds of that van visiting the garage on broadway tomorrow morn?
doff
USA - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 15:49:29 (EDT)
Lester
USA - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 15:49:03 (EDT)
egatable = vegatable
my rutabaga is missing it's rudiment
USA - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 15:45:42 (EDT)
Currently listening to Smile for the 20th time and I must say it's pure genius. Of particular note is Vega-Tables. With lyrics like
"I know that you'll feel better, when you send us in your letter.
And tell us the name of your... Your favorite egatable."
And on that note, I suggest the entire lurk spend an absurd amount of time discussing their favorite vegatables. For everyday fair their's nothing like plum tomato, but celery makes such a great noise when you eat it, and then of course their's asparagus tips which has be the most elegant roughage I can think of.
WiF of the composte heap
USA - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 15:41:55 (EDT)
A face on any other head will still be as ugly...
Lester
USA - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 15:35:38 (EDT)
v!c
USA - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 15:34:27 (EDT)
A moustache on any other face would look as bad...
USA - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 15:24:31 (EDT)
I SMELL A RENTAL
USA - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 15:23:37 (EDT)
I smell a rental
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USA - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 15:22:35 (EDT)
"What's in a name? A rose, by any other name would smell as sweet."
Lester
USA - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 14:56:39 (EDT)
Bill O'Reilly has spawned a new sexual fetish: Falaphilia
Lester
USA - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 14:55:10 (EDT)
In the "what were they thinking" category 
WR
USA - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 14:20:22 (EDT)
Useful information for those slow lurk days
WR
USA - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 14:15:34 (EDT)
and a close 2nd...
USA - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 14:12:01 (EDT)
if that's the Sneak, then THIS is my fave pic of the Sneak
USA - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 14:09:01 (EDT)
Here's "Sneak":
Lester
USA - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 14:04:05 (EDT)
Here he is again.
Lester
USA - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 14:02:18 (EDT)
Lester with his dancin shoes on.
Sneak
USA - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 14:01:34 (EDT)
Look, it's the Commandeer in Chief.
USA - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 13:56:44 (EDT)
ps at said lunch, Briefs was seen drinking water and picking a cup (not a bowl) of chili
v!c
USA - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 13:54:04 (EDT)
Muddy Briefs showed up at the Yeti Hideaway with nary a tool on his belt. After some hemming and some hawing, we took to the pub for lunch. We later narrowed it down to "the wiring". More after next Saturday's session.
v!c
USA - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 13:52:49 (EDT)
need everybody to turn tail and fot at kenmore square so pedro's nice and toasty at 5pm. thanks.
boris
- Monday, October 18, 2004 at 13:37:50 (EDT)
V!c's "blue van"
Lester
USA - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 12:53:57 (EDT)
V!c's "van"
USA - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 12:42:18 (EDT)
So were Rocco's magical tools able to resurect the majesty of the Blue Van?
doff
USA - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 12:33:52 (EDT)
I think Lester knows plenty about giving service to men.
TS
USA - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 12:30:05 (EDT)
fuck me, that sentence was almost indecipherable
spallcheck
USA - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 12:24:51 (EDT)
Mother of FUCK! To quote Doff, why do sports want to HURT ME!? Dear God and his drinking buddy, Jesus. Oh and um...that phot of e with my bard is TOTALLY photshopped. I do NOT have a red blose like that.
Mean Joe
USA - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 12:23:45 (EDT)
v!c wrote a book!
"my ass is my very own back door to heaven"
Lester
USA - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 12:13:47 (EDT)
v!c wrote a book!
Lester
USA - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 12:13:35 (EDT)
"KEEP YOUR FUCKIN' LIMEY HANDS OFF OUR ELECTION." More poignant global commentary from middle America.
Lester
USA - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 12:04:55 (EDT)
This is all v!c knows about servicing.
Lester
USA - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 11:45:08 (EDT)
define "service him" for Lester please
v!c
USA - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 11:34:12 (EDT)
I can't.
Mean Joe?
USA - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 11:27:27 (EDT)
And, the only thing hot about Yao Ming is that you can service him while standing up.
TS
USA - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 11:16:15 (EDT)
Whoo hoo!!! I watched to the nail-biting AND took the day off w*rk. There is still hope!
TS
USA - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 11:14:38 (EDT)
I'm gonna kill that Scooter and his creator
WR
USA - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 11:02:40 (EDT)
James is a fool. Everyone knows No Sticks are allowed in the house.
KOL
USA - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 10:50:11 (EDT)
McCarver's a cocksucker.
Joe Buck and Ratso Rizzo
USA - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 10:42:44 (EDT)
"It's like a fastball --- that slides!"
Scooter
USA - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 10:23:34 (EDT)
As a Sox fans, you people probably don't appreciate everything the Yankees bring to the table. They can hit, they can field, they can run and they gives great head.
Tim McCarver
USA - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 10:18:17 (EDT)
would you trust the man on the right to be your father? tune in tonight...
USA - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 10:17:54 (EDT)
Was afraid to open this morning's ProJo...didn't want to see the final score. Luckily or not, there was no final score in the paper so I had to go online to find out that our collective agony will continue tonight. Why can they not just put us out of our misery quickly? Must we suffer? I cannot summon Boris' optimism.
WR
USA - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 10:04:52 (EDT)
They hit James in the head with a stick when he opened his apartment door, and proceeded to kick and beat him, police said.
v!c's favorite one line from a news bite
USA - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 10:03:32 (EDT)
you can check the lurkives but I think it was Tricky V!c that wrote Sox in Seven...
v!c
USA - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 09:59:11 (EDT)
Hell hath no fury like an ex-girlfiend and her two friends. Except for maybe the new girlfriend.
Lester
USA - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 09:47:35 (EDT)
Screw the transcript - just watch the clip.
Lester
USA - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 09:40:10 (EDT)
Did anyone else see Jon Stewart on Crossfire calling Tucker Carlson a dick? Highly entertaining. Here's the transcript:
Lester
USA - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 09:35:44 (EDT)
"He was more embarrassed about sending the email than he was about possessing the child pornography."
Lester
USA - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 09:19:58 (EDT)
Lester
USA - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 09:14:59 (EDT)
Yao Ming is hot!
yao ming fan
USA - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 08:15:30 (EDT)
Not in my house, daddy.
Pedro
- Monday, October 18, 2004 at 07:56:05 (EDT)
petey today, schill tomorry, and i'll drink enough for both of us. remember: if you can't beat 'em, prevent 'em from winning the World Series. sure worked last year. fuck you mussina. pussy.
boris
- Monday, October 18, 2004 at 07:43:45 (EDT)
Matt Damon is hot!
Matt Damon Fan
USA - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 06:44:05 (EDT)
So I gotz this presentation to do in class Tuesday and like a clever lad I decide to make a powerpoint screen caprture slideshow in case I have trouble with puter in the classroom in using this online version of Peachtree's software. So about 3/4 of the way through creating the neccessary slides their system goes down. Luckily, being extremely familiar with the luck of the Irish I took a vacation day tomorrow in case the sky fell. Needless to say my day off will consist of praying to the IT gods and cursing them for ignoring me.
...oh my Vikes once again nearly snatched defeat from the jaws of victory, but prevailed anyway. Culpepper- 5 more TD passes in one game.
WiF
USA - Monday, October 18, 2004 at 01:56:02 (EDT)
Currently posting this from the kitchen floor. Supine on the kitchen floor I might add. Staring blankly at a bad drop ceiling. Boris, have I thanked you yet this season for your unending optimism concerning the sux? Especially during this series. Thank you. Currently not drinking but thinking of taking it up. Oh and WiF, your favorite episode of "This Old Refrigerator Box" is on.
