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You tell 'im TS! Hey KOL. Name for band: "Franklin's Friend from Providence". And LESTER back? Dawn of the LESTER?
MJ®
USA - Saturday, October 02, 2004 at 23:49:24 (EDT)
thank you for the punctuation lesson. who the fuck cares. yaknowwhatimean?
flegg
USA - Saturday, October 02, 2004 at 18:42:35 (EDT)
Flegg, do you see the buttons your keyboard that don't have letters or numbers on them? Those things are called punctuation. They help us break up sentences when we write so we don't sound like rambling rednecks.
TS
USA - Saturday, October 02, 2004 at 16:55:33 (EDT)
don't tease dan jr like that next thing you know he'll drool on his keyboard and short it out.
flegg
USA - Saturday, October 02, 2004 at 14:38:31 (EDT)

TS
USA - Saturday, October 02, 2004 at 13:55:33 (EDT)
jesus lester. fingers wore an oakland hat to the hall, didn't he? howbout hank aaron in 1957 when they actually won something? howbout SIXTO LEZCANO?
boris
- Saturday, October 02, 2004 at 12:53:04 (EDT)
I hear there's a high mortality rate for hip replacement surgery. We can only hope!
doff
USA - Saturday, October 02, 2004 at 12:28:00 (EDT)
RIP - George "Benny" Sisler's record for most hits in a season.
Lester
USA - Saturday, October 02, 2004 at 11:00:29 (EDT)
RIP - Bob Novak's hip.
Lester
USA - Saturday, October 02, 2004 at 10:51:24 (EDT)
Flegg, do you have ANY idea what's going on in Sudan? Do you believe the only impetus for helping another country is to increase the US economy?
TS
USA - Saturday, October 02, 2004 at 10:07:09 (EDT)
Fuck you, Boris. Don't fuck with the Almighty Brew Crew.
Robin Yount
USA - Saturday, October 02, 2004 at 10:05:40 (EDT)
...and all along I thought flegg was actually Lester...
chef
USA - Saturday, October 02, 2004 at 00:53:21 (EDT)
lester aren't the brewers moving to, like, DC or something?
boris
- Friday, October 01, 2004 at 21:26:57 (EDT)
somalia = al qaeda training ground = africa
genocide committed by muslim radicals = ok...as long as they're not killing...americans? why the eff did the US bother with WWII in europe then. nuke charlie, be done with it? eff europe? bush had never been before his brother stole the 2000 election so therefore it's not important at all for global trade or global democracy...really. the US can just export goods to....those freedom-mongering chinese. they looooove US exports.

boris
- Friday, October 01, 2004 at 21:25:32 (EDT)
yes lester where have you been i missed you so much!!!!!
flegg
USA - Friday, October 01, 2004 at 21:23:20 (EDT)
ok so he got his ass handed to him on a silver platter so what. i still would'nt vote for kerry if he was the last man on earth running. he's still a u.n. ass kisser. did you hear the part about sending troops to africa? explain how thats a threat to us please. oh thats right your a liberal it does'nt matter when a dem does it cause his heart is in the right place. he's got a pretty good chance of winning it all. god help us.
flegg
USA - Friday, October 01, 2004 at 21:02:06 (EDT)
LESTER!!!! Thank god you're back! I missed you so much!
TS
USA - Friday, October 01, 2004 at 18:57:57 (EDT)
later y'all
WiF
USA - Friday, October 01, 2004 at 17:01:58 (EDT)
Is this Mean Joe?
Lester
USA - Friday, October 01, 2004 at 16:58:25 (EDT)
RIP - Richard Avedon
Lester
USA - Friday, October 01, 2004 at 16:48:44 (EDT)
Kerry haters for Kerry.
Lester
USA - Friday, October 01, 2004 at 16:35:53 (EDT)
Daddy, don't let them take my toys away. I pwomise I'll do better in the next debate. I'll study and study and study and study some more. What will I do if I can't murder innocent Iraqis? C'mon daddy, you and Unca Dick PROMISED I could kill some Iranians next. Daddy? Daddy? Where are you daddy? Daddy don't let that horse-face doo-doo-head take the White House from me. DADDY!!!!????

W stands fer Weepy
USA - Friday, October 01, 2004 at 16:30:02 (EDT)
"Thy brother is come; and thy father hath killed the fatted calf, because he hath received him safe and sound."
Lester
USA - Friday, October 01, 2004 at 16:27:07 (EDT)
Yup, I'm back. I did pay the GCB fee. It's worth it -- the drinks are so cheap, you make your money back even if you only go a couple of times a year.
Lester
USA - Friday, October 01, 2004 at 16:25:54 (EDT)
debate #1 redux

d'ya hear that bell ringing flegg?
USA - Friday, October 01, 2004 at 16:21:32 (EDT)
Haggar the Horrible slacker will not be coming down for breakfast
WiF
USA - Friday, October 01, 2004 at 16:14:29 (EDT)
Hi Lester. Did you pay the membership fee @ the GCB? Too rich for my blood.
KOL
USA - Friday, October 01, 2004 at 15:59:45 (EDT)
Is that a fer real honest to dogness Lester post?
WiF
USA - Friday, October 01, 2004 at 15:37:10 (EDT)
Hey, if your paying for the obit ya might as well make it count....er.... vote count that is.

Send no flowers to commemorate Jane Buffett's death, her husband asks. Instead, send John Kerry to the White House.

WiF
USA - Friday, October 01, 2004 at 15:36:08 (EDT)
Sure, I make my triumphant return to the Lurk, and everyone shuts up tighter than an Ivan Putski headlock.
Lester
USA - Friday, October 01, 2004 at 15:35:35 (EDT)
I hear tell Mount St Helens just put in a performance
WiF
USA - Friday, October 01, 2004 at 15:33:22 (EDT)
Fuck, this employment shit sucks.
Lester
USA - Friday, October 01, 2004 at 14:44:53 (EDT)
Chat Guevara!

WR
USA - Friday, October 01, 2004 at 14:17:45 (EDT)
I'm partial to "hard work" and "vociferously"
TS
USA - Friday, October 01, 2004 at 14:14:09 (EDT)
Welcome to html never-never land WR. We'll give that © an Å with the halo.
WiF
USA - Friday, October 01, 2004 at 14:08:45 (EDT)
Zapper, I don't have time to watch all the videos at the library just to see the porn
WR
USA - Friday, October 01, 2004 at 14:06:43 (EDT)
Me bum
 
- Friday, October 01, 2004 at 14:04:59 (EDT)
Tron's Holiday Single:
boris
- Friday, October 01, 2004 at 14:03:18 (EDT)
©
WR
USA - Friday, October 01, 2004 at 13:57:13 (EDT)
RestStop Rodeo.
Worst name yet
USA - Friday, October 01, 2004 at 13:55:39 (EDT)
Nay. Too convoluted.
doff
USA - Friday, October 01, 2004 at 13:52:49 (EDT)
The Columbine Concubines?
sdfzgDFSGDF
USA - Friday, October 01, 2004 at 13:41:37 (EDT)
2004 Ig Nobel Prize winners...
boris
- Friday, October 01, 2004 at 13:17:20 (EDT)
Tron's experimental solo effort:
boris
- Friday, October 01, 2004 at 13:05:32 (EDT)
Oh and don't worry. I've already got a copyright on "Mauve's Mayhem" so don't even THINK aboout naming your b@nd that.
MJ®
USA - Friday, October 01, 2004 at 12:46:42 (EDT)
More brilliant Bushspeak: "I went to the U.N. on my own, I did. I didn't need anybody to tell me I had to go".
MJ©
USA - Friday, October 01, 2004 at 12:40:41 (EDT)
just putting in my 2 ¢
¤ ð ¤ ð
USA - Friday, October 01, 2004 at 12:00:51 (EDT)
dats lurk's
that possessive case guy
USA - Friday, October 01, 2004 at 11:55:19 (EDT)
Wouldn't want to piss off that↑ guy....

USA - Friday, October 01, 2004 at 11:53:35 (EDT)
± ¤ ð þ Wouldn't wanna give away all the lurks dark secrets in one swoop now would we?
WiF
USA - Friday, October 01, 2004 at 11:50:23 (EDT)
how bout that WiF?
Chump ™
USA - Friday, October 01, 2004 at 11:28:22 (EDT)
I ♠ my BUSH

USA - Friday, October 01, 2004 at 11:25:39 (EDT)
SEXY american taliban john walker lindh ♥'s SEXY John Kerry

USA - Friday, October 01, 2004 at 11:21:03 (EDT)
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USA - Friday, October 01, 2004 at 11:19:53 (EDT)
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USA - Friday, October 01, 2004 at 11:18:50 (EDT)
© is done dif ways fer dif thingys, here be sum

Hold down Ctrl and Alt at the same time and press C Ctrl+Alt+C
Hold down Alt and type 0169 on the number pad (right hand side of your keyboard) Alt+0169
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©©©©©©© givin da wurd to WR
USA - Friday, October 01, 2004 at 11:15:11 (EDT)
homework problem for flegg- look up SMARMY in the dictionary (that's the big book with all the words you don't know)

WiF
USA - Friday, October 01, 2004 at 11:00:32 (EDT)
I'm voting for SEXY John Kerry!
SEXY american taliban john walker lindh
USA - Friday, October 01, 2004 at 10:31:12 (EDT)
No, no, no...Teal Thrills only applies to Rash of Hairdos during the 80s. No one else can have it. I would put in the copyright symbol if I knew how.
WR
USA - Friday, October 01, 2004 at 10:30:23 (EDT)
After watching the debate I came to the conclusion that both Bush and Kerry are boring assheads and I don't really care who wins. Kerry is sure to fuck up something that Bush would get right and Bush will, when elected in a landslide, fuck up things kerry would have done better. My advice is to not watch, or read the daily news, and keep a blind eye to gas prices and taxes. Doing this will surely make you a much happier person. And watch the two hour OFFICE christmas special on bbc america OCT 21 at 9pm.
Rae Dawn
USA - Friday, October 01, 2004 at 10:27:48 (EDT)
BTW boris, cat/toilet cleaner made me cr@p my pants laughing. Do you think putting the cat in my pants with sum suds would bring similar results?
Claude Balz
USA - Friday, October 01, 2004 at 09:54:02 (EDT)
My fave exchange was deer-in-the-headlights-moment #23 for bush. They were talking about North Korea and China and bush ran out of prepared quips on the subject and just stopped dead, fumbled and then gave an answer about Saddam instead of the subject being discussed. In case your eyes had already glazed over by the end of the debate, just insert random stuttering and hesitations when reading bush's part and you'll get the idea.

KERRY: Now, I'd like to come back for a quick moment, if I can, to that issue about China and the talks. Because that's one of the most critical issues here: North Korea.
Just because the president says it can't be done, that you'd lose China, doesn't mean it can't be done. I mean, this is the president who said "There were weapons of mass destruction," said "Mission accomplished," said we could fight the war on the cheap -- none of which were true.
We could have bilateral talks with Kim Jong Il. And we can get those weapons at the same time as we get China. Because China has an interest in the outcome, too.

LEHRER: Thirty seconds, Mr. President.

BUSH: (long pause for deer in headlights look))You know my opinion on North Korea. (long pause)I can't say it (long pause)any more plainly.

LEHRER: Well, but when he used the word "truth" again...

BUSH: (cutting in on Lehrer)Pardon me?

LEHRER: ... talking about the truth of the matter. He used the word "truth" again. Did that raise any hackles with you?

BUSH: (long pause)Oh, (long pause) I'm a (long pause) pretty calm guy. I don't take it personally.

LEHRER: OK. All right.

BUSH: You know, we looked at the same intelligence and came to the same conclusion: that Saddam Hussein was a grave threat. And I don't hold it against him that he said grave threat. I'm not going to go around the country saying he didn't tell the truth, when he looked at the same intelligence I did.

WiF
USA - Friday, October 01, 2004 at 09:07:35 (EDT)
As to those who give a shiz and were paying attention last night, early polling gives the debate to Kerry by a 2 to 1 margin. I was surprised that bush made the same mistake Gore did in 2000. All that smirking, shaking his head, banging on the podium (even kicking it once), and acting angry and annoyed doesn't go over well with moderate middle-of-the-road voters.
WiF
USA - Friday, October 01, 2004 at 08:44:15 (EDT)
flegg with how far up your azz you have your head I expect reading anything would be difficult. I merely offered some facts as you requested. If you ask for facts just so you can say you don't care what the facts are, then all you're doing is emphasizing not only what a complete moron you are, but also your determination to stay a dribbling idiot. Class dismissed.
WiF
USA - Friday, October 01, 2004 at 08:37:41 (EDT)
Sources say the studio is considering Matthew Vaughn -- a producer on Snatch and Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels -- as well as Paul McGuigan, the director of Wicker Park. The delay gives the studio and producers more time to decide who will play Bond next time out. Pierce Brosnan is reportedly still in the running to play the superspy for a fifth time but other possibilities are said to include Ewan McGregor, Hugh Jackman, Orlando Bloom and Eric Bana.
00(?)
- Friday, October 01, 2004 at 08:12:57 (EDT)
note to flegg, and i quote:
"Yeee-haw" is not foreign policy. if you watched more than 3 minutes of that debate and couldn't see the difference of about 100 IQ points between those two guys, you had the mute button on. bush arguing with actual smart people is not a good move by bush. even rats think he has beady little eyes.

boris
- Friday, October 01, 2004 at 07:33:54 (EDT)
No dude a blow back is what flegg gets after he blows.
Shocker
USA - Friday, October 01, 2004 at 07:27:42 (EDT)

 
- Friday, October 01, 2004 at 07:27:26 (EDT)
How To Clean Your Toilet
Instructions on how to clean your toilet
  1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
  2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
  3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
  4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
  5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".
  6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
  7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
  8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
  9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

  10. Sincerely,

    The Dog

    boris
    - Friday, October 01, 2004 at 07:26:37 (EDT)
    nice work dan jr you've outdone yourself this time, but i should let you know your wasteing your time because i don't read any of you stupid propaganda, i could'nt care less. so how did you like the debate? i thought the pres did just fine. remember when i told you that kerry is a united nations suck up? and you said show me one shred of evidence that proves it i dare you . well now we know where his loyalty lies. he's more concerned about world opinion and the u.n. than anything. he has no plan only criticism and if this guy gets in we are in big time trouble. the u.n. is a corrupt impotent organization of dictator run countries who hate the u.s.a. they are a joke and everybody except dimwits like you know it. now on to better things. KOL a gas operated rifle works from the pressure of the spent gases of the round going off being used to push back the bolt via a tube for the gases to travel back to the bolt and a blow back i've never really heard that term but i would guess it just blows back the bolt when the round goes off?
    flegg
    USA - Friday, October 01, 2004 at 07:02:28 (EDT)
    ohhhh...that's FABULOUS.
    TS
    USA - Thursday, September 30, 2004 at 23:05:45 (EDT)
    TEAL THRILLS is best name EVA for new band.
    MJ®
    USA - Thursday, September 30, 2004 at 21:39:31 (EDT)
    Then howabout "Uncle Cockbreath"?
    TS
    USA - Thursday, September 30, 2004 at 20:56:07 (EDT)
    ahh but I don't. though I do enjoy their music. I wish I were in Uncle Tupelo.
    sneak
    USA - Thursday, September 30, 2004 at 18:05:31 (EDT)
    No. They all sound like you really wish you were in Turbonegro.
    TS
    USA - Thursday, September 30, 2004 at 17:51:15 (EDT)
    Che Guevara was a guy? I thought he was a T-Shirt company.
    Buckaroo Bonzai
    Canuckistan, USA - Thursday, September 30, 2004 at 17:25:25 (EDT)
    Are any of the following good band names ?

    -The Front Bums
    -Flaming Flames of Fire
    -The Basket Tricks
    -Cockbreath
    -Deathtongue

    Sneak
    USA - Thursday, September 30, 2004 at 17:13:29 (EDT)



    nope to the dope
    USA - Thursday, September 30, 2004 at 16:31:00 (EDT)
    great little link central for free thinking longpigs
    quasi gerbil
    USA - Thursday, September 30, 2004 at 16:28:30 (EDT)
    Talk about thick dirt.
    Drugsy
    USA - Thursday, September 30, 2004 at 16:05:11 (EDT)
    A group called The Institute for Policy Studies just released the most detailed and staggering report on the Iraqi qWagmire that I've ever seen. It's called...
    A FAILED "TRANSITION"

    just a couple of highlights
    Average monthly cost of the Vietnam War, adjusted for inflation = $5.2 billion
    Average monthly cost of the Iraqi invasion and occupation = $5 billion

    Estimated Strength of Iraqi Resistance Skyrockets: Because the U.S. military occupation remains in place, the "transition" has failed to win Iraqi support or diminish Iraqi resistance to the occupation. According to Pentagon estimates, the number of Iraqi resistance fighters has quadrupled between November of 2003 and early September 2004, from 5,000 to 20,000. The Deputy Commander of Coalition forces in Iraq, British Major General Andrew Graham, indicated to Time magazine in early September that he thinks the 20,000 estimate is too low; he estimates Iraqi resistance strength at 40,000-50,000. This rise is even starker when juxtaposed to Brookings Institution estimates that an additional 24,000 Iraqi resistance fighters have been detained or killed between May 2003 and August 2004.

    WiF
    USA - Thursday, September 30, 2004 at 15:43:38 (EDT)
    When Helen blows, she spits not swallows
    WiF
    USA - Thursday, September 30, 2004 at 15:02:58 (EDT)
    So is all the Che talk due to the new flick? Hey flegg, while bush's grampa was supporting the nazis in violation of American law (and common decency) CHE'S Father was FIGHTING nazis

    "Che’s father applied his temper in an episode that is still part of oral tradition around Alta Gracia. During World War II, a group of Argentina’s many Nazi sympathizers gathered regularly at a hotel to hear broadcasts from Europe. Che’s father was an ardent aliadófilo, as partisans of the allies were known, and with friends carried out a raid on the hotel. They scaled to the hotel’s roof to disable the radio antenna and then, for good measure, slashed the tires of the cars parked outside."

    BTW- the flick is The Motorcyle Diaries

    WiF
    USA - Thursday, September 30, 2004 at 14:43:59 (EDT)
    Looks like a yummy place to eat!

    WR
    USA - Thursday, September 30, 2004 at 14:40:37 (EDT)
    I'll leave the bootlicking to flegg. All them blind bush worshippers have raised bootlicking to an art.
    WiF
    USA - Thursday, September 30, 2004 at 14:26:51 (EDT)
    You wrote the Che Guevara concept album Chump? Don't I even get a co-writer credit? Pfft! With treatment like this I'm demanding that we breakup the band before its even started. We will never get a chance to record "I may be a communist but MAN can I move a lot of T-shirts" Bah! Leeron
    Leeronicus
    The Kids in Olneyville have funny haircuts, USA - Thursday, September 30, 2004 at 14:13:36 (EDT)
    these days petey looks not entirely unlike an english springer spaniel.
    boris
    - Thursday, September 30, 2004 at 13:54:31 (EDT)
    You wanna lick my boots?
    Drugsy
    USA - Thursday, September 30, 2004 at 13:00:27 (EDT)
    any stamps in that "thick dirt"?
    WiF
    USA - Thursday, September 30, 2004 at 12:48:08 (EDT)
    Bastard! I think I just stepped in doo. ......hmmmmph. Maybe it's just thick dirt.
    Drugsy
    USA - Thursday, September 30, 2004 at 12:39:40 (EDT)
    I'm still nursing my Petey hangover. C'mon Petey! What are ya doing to me? And WHERE'S POKEY?
    MJ®
    USA - Thursday, September 30, 2004 at 12:33:14 (EDT)
    ...and since foreign policy is tonight's topic

    WiF
    USA - Thursday, September 30, 2004 at 12:20:56 (EDT)
    For those who'll be watching the debate tonight, here's a drinking game to ease the pain.
    WiF
    USA - Thursday, September 30, 2004 at 12:19:06 (EDT)
    Or in keeping with the library theme you could press him like a flower in One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish and preserve him on the library shelf for generations to enjoy.

    WiF
    USA - Thursday, September 30, 2004 at 12:08:48 (EDT)
    I had one damn goldfish that i sepnt about 89 bucks on just trying to keep him alive. He devloped a fungus atop 'is head that made him look like a Vegas showgirl. He died even after mulitple and complicated anti-fungal treatments. I believe I flushed him as I didn't have the Misfits boxed set at the time.
    MJ®
    USA - Thursday, September 30, 2004 at 12:04:18 (EDT)
    suggested coffin- 2 slices of wonder bread with sum miracle whip
    WiF
    USA - Thursday, September 30, 2004 at 12:03:59 (EDT)
    Hmm... you should go buy the misfits boxed set any bury him in that.
    ®CHUMP

USA - Thursday, September 30, 2004 at 11:59:41 (EDT)
Yeah, well my fish died last night and I'm not allowed to flush him. Been crying all morning over it (that and a sad story I read and the fact that I'll have to go buy more stamps). Any suggestions for coffins? He's small, blue, and very, very dead. We will have a small ceremony for him today--something befitting his role within the library.
WR
USA - Thursday, September 30, 2004 at 11:57:35 (EDT)
Hey KOL, I just wrote a concept album called "CUBA? I JUST MET HER!" It's about Che Guevara falling in love and then getting rich of t-shirt sales. You want to be in a band?
®CHUMP
USA - Thursday, September 30, 2004 at 11:56:33 (EDT)
Sorry about that. I'm in a bad mood today. There is a great white in the water on my knee. And it won't go away.
®CHUMP
USA - Thursday, September 30, 2004 at 11:36:36 (EDT)
What band was that?
Sneak
USA - Thursday, September 30, 2004 at 11:36:08 (EDT)
Sometimes you really are a bitch MJ.
®CHUMP
USA - Thursday, September 30, 2004 at 11:33:06 (EDT)
The Riverside Benny's always had the big fucking bin filled with the "Benny's Sizzlers" remember? Like one flip flop and an opened pack of batteries.
Ole Timer
USA - Thursday, September 30, 2004 at 11:32:46 (EDT)
Ummm...DUH , CHUMP?
MJ®
USA - Thursday, September 30, 2004 at 11:30:25 (EDT)
ahh the benny's summer sizzler sale!
®CHUMP
USA - Thursday, September 30, 2004 at 11:28:34 (EDT)
Mornin' troglodytes. A real man's just logged on. TS, you think YOU love Benny's? Fucking Don named a whole b@nd after a featured sale item at the joint.
MJ®
USA - Thursday, September 30, 2004 at 11:19:46 (EDT)
Al Franken offers to take a skinhead bowling
WiF
USA - Thursday, September 30, 2004 at 10:34:28 (EDT)
I'd be careful about the pooch going postal till them stamps pass. As to watching the mail- beware, my cr@p comes postage doo.
WiF
USA - Thursday, September 30, 2004 at 10:32:28 (EDT)
Angus ate a partial role of stamps last night (thanks to me being such a crack mother). Lurkers, look for that special something in your mail box! Boris, DH used to live a couple houses in on the right as far as I 'member--but I'm old now and things aren't as clear as they used to be.
WR
USA - Thursday, September 30, 2004 at 10:27:21 (EDT)
You KNOW my vintage Tim Raines jersey is gonna be worth big bucks. Imagine if it were Tim Wallach or the Spaceman?
Sneak
USA - Thursday, September 30, 2004 at 10:25:05 (EDT)
If Canada is sending us the Expos, does that mean we can send back Barenaked Ladies?
TS
USA - Thursday, September 30, 2004 at 09:54:40 (EDT)
Every Girl Band Deserves Funding.
CHUMP♠
USA - Thursday, September 30, 2004 at 09:51:33 (EDT)
rascist?
that extra letter guy
USA - Thursday, September 30, 2004 at 09:43:17 (EDT)
OK flegg, what do bush, Tom DeLay, Dennis Hastert, and Ralph Reed all have in common (besides all being satan's spawn)?Hint it involves them all getting money from these two guys who ripped off the indians for millions (bush even had his picture taken with this POS).

Abramoff, a large donor to President Bush who is involved in several Republican groups, appeared before the Indian Affairs panel but refused to answer questions. He cited his Fifth Amendment protection against self-incrimination.
Scanlon, a former aide to House Majority Leader Tom DeLay, R-Texas, was not present, and U.S. Marshals were seeking to serve him a subpoena, said Sen. Ben Nighthorse Campbell, R-Colo., the committee's chairman.


And this little gem from the rascist scum that bush holds so near and dear. This is from the opening of yesterday's hearing with Nighthorse Campbell reading from Abramoff's e-mails.

Some messages referred to tribal leaders as "morons," "idiots," "troglodytes," "monkeys" and other derogatory names, Mr. Campbell said. In his first question to Mr. Abramoff, Mr. Campbell asked, "Why would you want to work for people you have that much contempt for?"

Nice pals you got there flegg. Once they post the details of the full hearing I'll be back to rub your nose in more of bush's hateful sh!t.

WiF
USA - Thursday, September 30, 2004 at 09:39:12 (EDT)
flegg, this flesh eating liberal wants you to explain to me the difference between a blow-back and a gas-operated automatic rifle.
KOL
USA - Thursday, September 30, 2004 at 09:36:27 (EDT)
What does that make us, Petey's uncle?
Vladdy
- Thursday, September 30, 2004 at 08:12:44 (EDT)
jesus christ i'm gone for a few days and you knuckleheads turn into a bunch of boring pansies. hey dan jr wheres the propaganda been lately? i take some time off and you stop? whazzupwitdat?
flegg
USA - Thursday, September 30, 2004 at 08:07:44 (EDT)
thanks Wake. was unsure of DH proximity. pretty sure it isn't #108 though? we do however need to live pretty close to a dump so boris can mask his stench on shower-free weekends (translation: friday 6AM >> monday 6AM) and blame it on something else when nat starts sparkin' up the power washer.
boris
- Thursday, September 30, 2004 at 08:00:14 (EDT)
Kansas, City, MO: Cleveland Indians pitcher Kyle Denney shot in calf while riding on team bus.

USA - Thursday, September 30, 2004 at 04:17:26 (EDT)
Oh my god, I MISS Benny's.
TS
USA - Wednesday, September 29, 2004 at 23:21:00 (EDT)
Why don't you axe Mr That'll Learn Ya? Don't Davey live right there? Great neighborhood, very close to the 'Y', BENNY'S, and the library. Fairly busy sometimes 'cause of the y and Broad Rock middle school. But wait, you mean the house for sale on 108? That's a beautiful place. Do it, man. I was looking at it today again on my way to work--it's a great house. Can't go wrong in SK these days--except for taxes, lack of fire protection, no garbage pickup, etc.... But you'd be close to the dump.
WR
USA - Wednesday, September 29, 2004 at 21:55:40 (EDT)
Ole Vic is back out to sea, the place where men run to and woman get the runs.
Salty
USA - Wednesday, September 29, 2004 at 20:18:25 (EDT)
yo wake how busy is broad rock rd...aboot 80 yds from corner of 108?
dirty
USA - Wednesday, September 29, 2004 at 18:36:07 (EDT)
LURKER MUTHER FUCKER #180,000!!!!!!
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, September 29, 2004 at 17:43:19 (EDT)
Thanks for the tip. Wtf. MJ have a new place to stalk...
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, September 29, 2004 at 17:22:42 (EDT)
One way to eliminate armpit odor.

USA - Wednesday, September 29, 2004 at 16:57:25 (EDT)
3-1 twinkies after 2
boris
- Wednesday, September 29, 2004 at 16:49:38 (EDT)
So far my favorite is Moronic Acid!
WR
USA - Wednesday, September 29, 2004 at 16:27:21 (EDT)
Is there no way to help this shark back into the ocean? It needs to get out and scare all the surfers.
WR
USA - Wednesday, September 29, 2004 at 16:19:35 (EDT)
I was in Triple U. Never heard of UUU.
Mullét
USA - Wednesday, September 29, 2004 at 16:17:06 (EDT)
Hey are UUU that dood in UUU with the mullet? Wikked cool!

sum UUU fan
USA - Wednesday, September 29, 2004 at 16:14:45 (EDT)
why UUU bastard.
UUU
USA - Wednesday, September 29, 2004 at 16:04:12 (EDT)
who said anything about years?
sum coy bastid
USA - Wednesday, September 29, 2004 at 15:55:22 (EDT)
1918. When is a year not a number? When is a number not a year?
dondoff
USA - Wednesday, September 29, 2004 at 15:41:38 (EDT)
I notice 1918 ain't on that list
sum #2 lurker
USA - Wednesday, September 29, 2004 at 15:24:27 (EDT)
Pedro gets his hair done at some friend's place in the Broad St area. Met someone at the Defecatur that gets their grease changed at the same joint.
WiF
USA - Wednesday, September 29, 2004 at 15:22:24 (EDT)
Here's a list of my top ten fav numbers. 10) 39. 9) 8. 8) 9. 7) 3. 6) 42. 5) 5 4)197. 3) 56. 2) 7.875. And finally 1) 2.
dondoff
USA - Wednesday, September 29, 2004 at 15:18:48 (EDT)
Define "Franklin's friend in Providence" because that is one happening guy MJ'd like to meet.
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, September 29, 2004 at 15:06:57 (EDT)
CBS: How do you feel about being the lucky charm of the Boston Red Sox?
Domini-Me: Se siente mejor
CBS: What'd he say?
Pedro: He say it feels better, to be the lucky charm.
CBS: How did you two meet?
Domini-Me: Aqui
Pedro: We met through Franklin's friend in Providence. Since then we became friends and I hang out with him now.
CBS: What would you like to say to Red Sox fans out there?
Domini-Me: Bueno... estancia fuerte.
CBS: What'd he say?
Pedro: He went like that (made a muscle), it means he wants them to stay strong and actually keep rooting. That's pretty much what he meant.

boris
- Wednesday, September 29, 2004 at 15:01:43 (EDT)
Nothing like finding what you weren't looking for. i was trying to find out the height of the old Industrial Trust/Fleet Building to see how it stacked up against the new coaster. Took some looking but the building is 428 ft tall.
BUT what I wasn't looking for and found was the site with letters H P Lovecraft wrote to this guy Clark Ashton Smith. The google hit this reference from one letter...
"Glad you had a good view of the recent conjunction of Venus and the crescent moon. I saw it from my own west windows, and its natural impressiveness was enhanced by its setting. It was twilight, and the ancient roofs and boughs and towers and belfries of the hill were silhouetted blackly against a still-orange sky. The windows of the downtown office buildings, just beginning to light up, made the lower town look like a constellation—and the great red beacon atop the 26-story Industrial Trust Building (which dominates the town as the Pharos dominated Alexandria) was blazing portentously"

I'm telling you, you gotta check out the dream he describes in this letter (and the shiz in the rest of the letters). Even the header is frikkin creepy
Crest of Unknown Kadath in the Cold Waste,
Whence is seen the Insufferable Perspective.
Hour of the Monstrous Looming from the
Unplaceable Direction.
Nov. 29, 1933
Dear Klarkash-Ton:—

WiF
USA - Wednesday, September 29, 2004 at 14:29:14 (EDT)
thrill seeker alert- Six Flags Great Adventure is opening the world's tallest and fastest roller coaster this spring — a thrill ride that accelerates to 128 mph in 3.5 seconds and rises 456 feet off the ground.

There's an animated tour of the ride here that stepford mortgage co's ancient software can't swallow

WiF
USA - Wednesday, September 29, 2004 at 13:43:15 (EDT)
Woe unto the lurker who defends Bare Naked Ladies. Did BN have to play with BNL? Ugh.
SNEAK
USA - Wednesday, September 29, 2004 at 13:25:46 (EDT)
Can't swing a dead cat in Canada without getting stuck on a gig with the Bare Naked Ladies
One Who Knows
USA - Wednesday, September 29, 2004 at 13:16:48 (EDT)
i'd still trust chong's place more than a flea market. btw martha stewart to go to same prison that once housed Lady 'Day. Why are hurricanes the same as divorces in West Virginia? Either way, somebody loses a mobile home.
boris
- Wednesday, September 29, 2004 at 12:55:09 (EDT)
Would you believe- That Bare Naked Canadian's Show?
WiF
USA - Wednesday, September 29, 2004 at 12:37:06 (EDT)
also P-nomia will give ya that constricter shiz
WiF
USA - Wednesday, September 29, 2004 at 12:09:15 (EDT)
.
Chump =
USA - Wednesday, September 29, 2004 at 12:06:32 (EDT)
SpaceShipOne only completed the first half of the requirements (assuming that today's altitude is confirmed). They have to repeat within 14 days. They plan on going on the 4th for the second leg.
WiF
USA - Wednesday, September 29, 2004 at 12:05:16 (EDT)
Good moring lurkers. It's been a very Busy Morning for me, fyi. Chest pains=asthma? KOL, hmmm. Will snoop
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, September 29, 2004 at 12:03:29 (EDT)
cat scan results in.......everyhings archie. must just be mental. go figure. what me?
Chesty Morgan
USA - Wednesday, September 29, 2004 at 11:58:49 (EDT)
would do it but lack a drummer. will see if a fill in can be arranged.
KOL
USA - Wednesday, September 29, 2004 at 11:56:51 (EDT)
NOTICE: Blues Bastard is trying to find a b@nd to fill in for their Living Room gig this Friday. It is with the infamous Blue Van. register here.
BSGC for Other B@nds
USA - Wednesday, September 29, 2004 at 11:54:29 (EDT)
Hey WiF, X-Prize all over. Spaceship 1 wins.

USA - Wednesday, September 29, 2004 at 11:47:34 (EDT)
Oh island living...what could be better? 'The women said the defendants were guilty only of sleeping with young girls who were "hot for it".'
WR
USA - Wednesday, September 29, 2004 at 11:41:00 (EDT)
Is the pain from the man repeatedly poking you in the sternum, telling you where it's at?
dondoff
USA - Wednesday, September 29, 2004 at 11:39:55 (EDT)
As comment on the lurk's aging population, I present lurkers in the year 2050...

WiF
USA - Wednesday, September 29, 2004 at 11:25:22 (EDT)
No way man, 30 is the new 22
WR
USA - Wednesday, September 29, 2004 at 11:10:56 (EDT)
I'm 30? Shit does this mean I have to start watching MAD ABOUT YOU now?
®CHUMP©
USA - Wednesday, September 29, 2004 at 10:29:39 (EDT)
Well last monday I could only breathe about halfway in before the pain was too much. didnt feel like th lungs though. spent some time hooked to those suction cups w/wires machine things. all inconclusive. havent felt anything today yet. at least that's a good sign. Should I be concern that my doctor lives behind cvs and hands out pills from the dumpster?
®CHUMP©
USA - Wednesday, September 29, 2004 at 10:13:02 (EDT)
hmmm...tightness in chest? Difficulty breathing?
Doctor Lurk
USA - Wednesday, September 29, 2004 at 10:01:43 (EDT)
Uhhh...my 2 centavos on chest pain at 30....ever had a panic attack? Just a thought. MJ, best veggie food is still Crazy Burger down this way. Oh yeah, looks like my betta fish here at work is about to die. His tail is all black. I am very sad :(
WR
USA - Wednesday, September 29, 2004 at 09:59:52 (EDT)
Oh it's just me. I just think water on the knee is funny.
®CHUMP©
USA - Wednesday, September 29, 2004 at 09:53:51 (EDT)
So...just which lurker has the chest pains and how are they realted to the knee?
Doctor Lurk
USA - Wednesday, September 29, 2004 at 09:47:30 (EDT)
Someone's chesty pains not go away after a week and a half so not infection. Had a Cat Scan on monday and should get results today. Cat Scan look like huge donut but say toshiba on it. I hope it's not water on the knee, that one is a bitch to get rid of.
Chesty Morgan
USA - Wednesday, September 29, 2004 at 09:38:42 (EDT)
I got seven Commodore 64's I'll sell to you for $1.75 apiece.
TS
USA - Wednesday, September 29, 2004 at 09:25:20 (EDT)
for just over $300 go right to CCRI this weekend, you will come home with a P4 2.53 GHZ, 256 ram, 40 gig HD, on board video, sound, and ethernet. Used monitors are $50 for 17" all day long.
FACE!
USA - Wednesday, September 29, 2004 at 08:46:52 (EDT)
That is an OK deal at Chong's place, btw. RAM and HD's are usually cheaply upgrade-able. Meaning a perfectly good kit for around or under $300. NT's not ideal but...it works. Buy 4 install Linux and open your own website hosting bidness.
Dirty Geek
- Wednesday, September 29, 2004 at 07:59:03 (EDT)
Victoria still has double-deck buses, n'est-ce pas?

Will NEVER be more of a Mineesota Twinkie fan than this very day.

And El Duque's shoulder shit the bed. Oh my.

And Joan Ramiro gets the W!

More Ray C pix!!!

boris
- Wednesday, September 29, 2004 at 07:55:50 (EDT)
$125.00 buys a Pentium III 500, 128MB ram, 8GB hard drive, monitor/keyboard/mouse and a Windows NT license. work is selling these in case anyone wants one let me know.

USA - Wednesday, September 29, 2004 at 04:02:23 (EDT)
I'm going as Pfc. Lynndie England
TS
USA - Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 23:20:39 (EDT)
Vic, what has nine arms and sucks?
TS
USA - Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 23:19:07 (EDT)
Yes, steak, potatoes and blood.
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 21:27:00 (EDT)
What's worse than being allergic to latex condoms? Being allergic to latex condoms AND your husband's semen.
TS
USA - Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 19:24:20 (EDT)
The bud in BC is totally sweet, Vic. Make sure you Buh-laaaaaaaaaze up, brah. Actually, if you bring me back like a few z's, I will totally smoke you up! Then we can JAM!
Mosh Pitt
USA - Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 18:22:53 (EDT)
I'm going as George!
WR
USA - Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 18:12:14 (EDT)
Whaddya want, steak and potatoes?
WR
USA - Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 17:57:06 (EDT)
Whatever, Vic. So anyway, WR, where's a good hippy place to eat in Wakefield?
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 17:36:39 (EDT)
why you! I'll give you a seaplane ride!
v!c
USA - Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 17:34:57 (EDT)
So do you find it strange that your yoga instructor would play Leonard Cohen during shavasana? And not the Judy Collins version either. Go KOL! Pretty soon everyone will be workin' in the 'Blob! (not me, no way)
WR
USA - Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 17:31:36 (EDT)
Fucking Vic, I just actually bothered to scroll down a few logs and noted you were headed to Ole Vic, BC. I know and love her well. In fact, so does Don. Fucking nice place. Also the birthplace of Pamela Anderson. You'll see killer whales for sure. Be sure to take a seaplane ride
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 17:31:02 (EDT)
TS, MJ not in group until '97. KOL, are you applying for the personal back waxing technician I advertised for...? ViC, you no yam on Thursdee? Halloween costume topic thread starter =funny.
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 17:27:45 (EDT)
I'm listening to an old Def Lepard song with the following lyric: "when you make love..."
v!c
USA - Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 17:17:58 (EDT)
yeah, that's right
v!c
USA - Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 17:14:49 (EDT)
In da Blob
50 pesos
USA - Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 17:14:04 (EDT)
So veni vidi vic will not be 'round on thursdee?
dondoff
USA - Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 17:12:04 (EDT)
God bless you all and God bless pizza.
v!c
USA - Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 17:09:50 (EDT)
If you sense a disturbance in the AM, its cuz the KOL will be in the Blob fo an inteeview!
KOL
USA - Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 16:59:39 (EDT)
And yet another costume suggestion

WiF
USA - Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 16:57:03 (EDT)
SpaceShipOne is going for the X Prize starting tomorrow.
WiF
USA - Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 16:56:01 (EDT)
it's true...i'll be in V!ctoria...go figger I says
v!c
USA - Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 16:38:20 (EDT)
stuck between Iraq and fot place
A Colorado congresswoman is seeking a congressional investigation into allegations that Iraqi war veterans near the end of their enlistments were given a choice between re-enlisting or being sent back to Iraq

WiF
USA - Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 16:23:31 (EDT)
OK, so we got mild earthquakes in Cali and what some are calling asteroid, but I'd call a god-sized turd that's gonna near miss tomorrow. All I can say is dog really needs to work on his aim.

the peanut shaped space-turd in question

WiF
USA - Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 15:27:10 (EDT)
Hey MJ - on "Pretend We're Dead" is that you in the background going "come on come on come on"?
TS
USA - Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 15:25:37 (EDT)
awesome detailed article about the financial strip-mining of Iraq

The honey theory of Iraqi reconstruction stems from the most cherished belief of the war’s ideological architects: that greed is good. Not good just for them and their friends but good for humanity, and certainly good for Iraqis. Greed creates profit, which creates growth, which creates jobs and products and services and everything else anyone could possibly need or want. The role of good government, then, is to create the optimal conditions for corporations to pursue their bottomless greed, so that they in turn can meet the needs of the society. The problem is that governments, even neoconservative governments, rarely get the chance to prove their sacred theory right: despite their enormous ideological advances, even George Bush’s Republicans are, in their own minds, perennially sabotaged by meddling Democrats, intractable unions, and alarmist environmentalists.

WiF
USA - Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 14:55:38 (EDT)
sounds like a case of v!ctor/v!ctoria
WiF
USA - Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 14:52:29 (EDT)
your favorite bored drummer is off to Victoria BC...TOMORROW...go figger
v!c
USA - Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 14:40:44 (EDT)
Danger: board topic simulator = What was your fav halloween costume?
Happy Fun Board Administrator
USA - Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 14:28:52 (EDT)
"I think this is the year," Ramirez said.
 
- Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 13:54:00 (EDT)
i want chong

USA - Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 13:43:49 (EDT)
Planning on the Defecateur myself--need to borrow one red tshirt with a white star on it, white pants, and a propeller cap.
WR
USA - Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 13:42:38 (EDT)
Vic is going* as an EXCITED DRUMMER.
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 13:40:54 (EDT)
PS to Wtf, the pregancy test costume=funny ass shit
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 13:39:10 (EDT)
MJ old and MJ can honestly say MJ never heard the term: Loose Deuce. Fucking COPYWRITE THAT SHIT NOW.
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 13:37:40 (EDT)
your briefs have never been muddier, Muddy Briefs
v!c
USA - Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 13:33:08 (EDT)
I woke up in the middle of the night cackling and realized that in my sleep I had wrote a song about diareha called Loose Deuce! Has anyone heard this term for glorious loose stool or can I put a copyright on it?
Muddy Briefs
USA - Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 13:02:56 (EDT)
here's a snappy presidential costume

WiF
USA - Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 12:41:28 (EDT)
FIDs live in concert.

USA - Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 12:26:22 (EDT)
Good one, Chong!
WR
USA - Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 12:17:38 (EDT)
Dick Cheney=death
v!c
USA - Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 11:44:05 (EDT)
Hey is that thing tooth or fellopian tube? Either way it sexes me.
CHONG
USA - Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 11:37:53 (EDT)
you can go as the singer from the deterrents. HA HA HA
chump
USA - Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 11:36:08 (EDT)
I don't know. This year I want to dress really silly yet still have everyone want to fuck me. Hmmmm what can I wear?
Drugsy
USA - Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 11:31:49 (EDT)
Chong's "girlfriend's" costume

USA - Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 11:22:12 (EDT)
more on urban sprawl = death research
boris
- Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 11:07:26 (EDT)
you know times is tough when "bored v!c is back"; and "working on the Blue Van" well, that only means they're sending v!c to Washington state tomorrow, that's all
v!c
USA - Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 10:46:43 (EDT)
Or maybe I could go as a seductive pregnancy-pee-strip. Women could pee on me and then I could hold up a little plus or minus sign.
WiF
USA - Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 10:35:49 (EDT)
I'm going as a swarthy roll of duct tape
WiF
USA - Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 10:19:35 (EDT)
Happy now?
CHUMP♠
USA - Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 10:06:41 (EDT)
Yeah, I hate that too. You should go as a SEXY iraqi truck driver.
♠CHUMP♠
USA - Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 09:56:31 (EDT)
I am going as one of those guys that hangs out in the 'booths' at porn shops.
Sneak
USA - Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 09:52:47 (EDT)
Listen DUMASS. MJ have NO PROBLEM with chicks dressing SEXY-trust me;) What MJ DO have a problem with is once a year some blowjob decides that they are going to SHOCK everyone by SEXY COSTUME SO RACY BUT OKAY CUZ IT'S HALLOWEEN!! btw, SoFro mgmt told me to tell you they don't have the RAINBOW SORCERER costume you ordered.
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 09:41:53 (EDT)
Look DUMASS, if a sexy girl dresses as fucking Abe Lincoln she'd be a sexy lincoln. What are they supposed to wear? One o' them pumpkin costumes. I bet you go to so fro and buy the pattern and make that costume every year. I mean really. What would you do if you were in their position?
♠CHUMP♠
USA - Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 09:31:40 (EDT)
Yeah we gotta ride before the doom of winter sets in. Just make sure we go on a day when there ain't no surf
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 09:27:33 (EDT)
'Chusset was great. Must explore westport area soon.
KOL
USA - Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 09:25:34 (EDT)
Oh wait, I see the picture of bored Vic is back, that must mean CHUMP paid his imaginary WEB HOSTING BILL!
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 09:23:19 (EDT)
OH HALLOWEEN DUMASS
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 09:22:10 (EDT)
MJ SOOOO DUMB. There were no sexy nurse. MJ have useless tirade. Okay we get it, you hate when chicks dress sexy. We believe you. Really.
♠CHUMP♠
USA - Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 09:21:10 (EDT)
Wait, there really WAS a sexy nurse there? Jesus Christ how original. Fuck me. Past the age of 11 Halloween has always been about chicks dressing up as something "SEXY" fucking stupid chicks, 'I know, I am going to go as a SEXY MOUSE PAD" this year and shit like that.
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 09:08:22 (EDT)
FID = Fiery Irritating Discharge
And just a guess MJ, but did you remember to unfold the seat?

WiF
USA - Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 08:58:24 (EDT)
Cant get that Nurse out of your head MJ? I not get window weight joke. We turn down more shows than you can imagine. That is no joke. At least two offers every month to play. At least we know to have sexy girls open for us instead of "the blue van". I know, you can come as sarah jessica parker.
♠CHUMP♠
USA - Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 08:54:59 (EDT)
Hey where's that Chef guy anyway? And note to KOL-heard about your 205 mph ride to the 'Chussett
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 08:49:30 (EDT)
FID=FIERCELY INDEPENDENT DUDES
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 08:48:06 (EDT)
meet me in the cock lounge.
doris
- Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 08:46:21 (EDT)
Ok Doris, I'll bite. What am fid?
♠CHUMP♠
USA - Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 08:45:28 (EDT)
Listen, WiF, I drive a German folding bike and I STILL get pointed and laughed at
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 08:44:44 (EDT)
And it's Mark Cutlerly and Emerson Toiletry you dumb ass.
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 08:43:36 (EDT)
Yet another day dawns and already I have to remind lurkers to point with ridicule at SUV drivers and laugh derisively on the commute home this evening. Oil has busted through the $50 mark. $50.47/barrel
WiF
USA - Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 08:42:10 (EDT)
And not to CHUMP: I know, have a party so your band can GET A GIG, and have all the has-been girlfriends come dressed up as " Little Girls" and "Sexy Nurses"!
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 08:41:13 (EDT)
Thee single quickest way to simply FORCE MJ® to declare a fatwa.
boris
- Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 08:39:31 (EDT)
Did anyone else think it douche that Frese asked Pedrn-right in the middle of the celebration-whether he'd be starting the first game or not?
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 08:38:36 (EDT)
"making hats out of sunflower shells"=wrong wrong wrong
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 08:37:03 (EDT)
last one before meat: R'n'R HoFame nominees: U2, Grandmaster Flash & the Furious Five, Randy Newman, O'Jays, Pretenders, Buddy Guy, Wanda Jackson, J. Geils Band, Conway Twitty, Percy Sledge. Not that this crap means much but there's always one that makes you yell "No fuckin way". Newman, Pretenders and especially Geils....OOT!
boris
- Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 07:50:03 (EDT)
finally figgered out what an FID is.
boris
- Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 07:44:12 (EDT)
the blabbing foreskins on talk radio this AM had a point. start pedro in game 1 (let his small friend kill beough sit in dugout making hats out of sunflower seed shells). that way you have a better chance of getting schill to start game 1 of ALCS. tell truth, nobody should sleep on bradke. he can be real good, and oakland has the three who may or may not show up but the A's will be WAY WAY motivated. so. who's #3? #4? #5? flip a frickin coin. start lowe and have one of the others ready. let wake eat innings like he and nobody else on the staff can do. and by all means, after winning ALDS, hide the got-dam asti spumante. how's that.
boris hobson
- Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 07:42:49 (EDT)
DON, I hope you wear better costume this year. And feel free not to bring that weird dude. He was creepin people out hardcore.
♠CHUMP♠
USA - Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 07:35:02 (EDT)
Dude, I think that guy drumms for Mark Cutlet and the useless things.
®CHUMP©
USA - Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 07:20:33 (EDT)


USA - Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 07:07:35 (EDT)
Working on the The Blue Van entails magical invisible tools and the cooperation of the Spirits of Illusion.
Mystical Journeyman
USA - Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 00:17:15 (EDT)
Pedro is my daddy!
Domini-me
USA - Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 00:15:57 (EDT)
work on blue van=euphemism for masturbate.
Sneak
USA - Monday, September 27, 2004 at 18:54:19 (EDT)
P.S. Vic, what does it mean when you want to "work on the blue van"?
TS
USA - Monday, September 27, 2004 at 18:52:48 (EDT)
That Pete Burr/MJ shit = funny
TS
USA - Monday, September 27, 2004 at 18:51:45 (EDT)
more runt...anybody read King Solomon's Mines? what was the spooky loonie's name? yeah, him.

pedro is messing with their minds.

btw note to the panicked Sox Nation: you should be freakin. did you see how hard posada hit that four-bounce single past second base? pfft and i don't mean pffft.

dirty
- Monday, September 27, 2004 at 18:18:12 (EDT)
hey thx for the emotion; the rents' joint had a tree fall so close/parallel that it ripped power box/electric thingy clean off side of house but...nothing else too bad i guess. crowley though. nat threw me a bash last month at his place. thx for heads-up WtF. we get takeout from there weekly. hoping for the best. sorry about chili's... had too many lame-o peeps with us. it was the dining equivalent of mystery shopping.

how can you not name that runt Domini-me?

dirty
- Monday, September 27, 2004 at 18:13:52 (EDT)
if I've learned one thing and one thing only it's never to admit what you're doing in Indiana
v!c
USA - Monday, September 27, 2004 at 17:41:55 (EDT)
Looks like Alan Keyes the g@y-hating scum has a daughter that, well, he must hate

WiF
USA - Monday, September 27, 2004 at 17:22:03 (EDT)
Big ole MJ hearts Pete Burr.
MJ®
USA - Monday, September 27, 2004 at 17:11:16 (EDT)
Hey V!c, did you ever figure out what you were doing in Indiana?
MJ®
USA - Monday, September 27, 2004 at 17:07:03 (EDT)
And don't forget to point with ridicule and laugh at the SUV drivers on your commute home. Oil hit $49.74/barrel today
WiF
USA - Monday, September 27, 2004 at 16:55:06 (EDT)
thank you for your support; good day
v!c
USA - Monday, September 27, 2004 at 16:52:40 (EDT)
How to steal an election, as taught by Jeb bush--

How critical is the felon issue in Florida? Last year, more than 54,000 felons were released or completed their parole in the state. In 2001, the ACLU and the Florida Justice Institute sued the state for failing to comply with a state law mandating that felons be provided voting-rights assistance upon completion of their sentences. In response, the state admitted that between 1992 and 2001 it had not provided the required assistance forms to 125,000 ex-felons. When a Florida appellate court ordered Bush to provide the forms, he responded by abolishing them.
In late August, the state's Clemency Board informed the plaintiffs that about 15% of the ex-felons have had or will have their voting rights restored without a hearing. Randall Berg of the Florida Justice Institute says the remaining 85% will need a hearing before the board, which consists of Bush and two state Cabinet members. But that's where the Kafka whiplash begins. The board meets only four times a year and then accepts just 50 cases. That means 200 ex-felons — maximum — get processed.

WiF
USA - Monday, September 27, 2004 at 16:52:05 (EDT)
As I suspected, the Beslan massacre is leading to Russia having "issues" with Pakistan over harboring some of the Chechen terrorist leaders. So what does the US do if Russia invades bush's pals, Pakistan, to nail the terrorists? Since the US can act unilaterally what grounds does the US have to b!tch when anybody else does it?
WiF
USA - Monday, September 27, 2004 at 16:49:24 (EDT)
v!c, rest assured that had we known for SURE you'd be 'gracing' the stage, we woulda showed up.
KOL
USA - Monday, September 27, 2004 at 16:38:50 (EDT)
"You mean that's not MJ® hugging Pete Burr at the Defecatur kickball party?"
Actually it is. Pete Burr secretly leads the double life of Nelson/Pete. Pete's claim to be a yanks fan musta left him rather uncomfortable in the sox clubhouse. Unless of course he was there secretly negotiating with Pedro for a move to the yanks.

WiF
USA - Monday, September 27, 2004 at 16:38:45 (EDT)
WR, you're correct...the show was NOT advertised at all be it via news print or radio air wave; the question then becomes, would turn out have been any better had it been advertised...to answer 'yes' to this question is a precarious leap of faith
veek
USA - Monday, September 27, 2004 at 16:23:54 (EDT)
do you suppose that little feller could possibly've been spotted at a local strip club?
v!c
USA - Monday, September 27, 2004 at 16:20:56 (EDT)
Sorry, Vic. Too tired to make it--plus couldn't confirm your appearance thru phone calls, paper, website, etc. Trust me, I checked. No really, I did. Really. Only saw DWI, Suicide Liquors, Magnificent 7 listed. Been there, done that.
WR
USA - Monday, September 27, 2004 at 16:13:23 (EDT)
You mean that's not MJ® hugging Pete Burr at the Defecatur kickball party?
Confused Lurker
USA - Monday, September 27, 2004 at 16:06:11 (EDT)
I think that little dude is in a band with El Vez. I also heard he punched out Glen Danzig.
Mosh Pitt
USA - Monday, September 27, 2004 at 16:05:48 (EDT)
Nelson + a little J-curl would definitely look like a Pedro Mini-me (how would you say that in Spanish?)
WiF
USA - Monday, September 27, 2004 at 15:54:54 (EDT)
Just checked on the Nelson de la Rosa shiz. And guess what, he's appeared on the lurk more times than in the sox clubhouse. Here's a pic of him playing the mini-me bit in island of Dr Moreau before that Austin guy ripped off the schtick. And I think we'll all recall the other shot....

WiF
USA - Monday, September 27, 2004 at 15:50:56 (EDT)
The surry with the fringe is indeed Mizz Keys (first time I'd seen her without the piano spoiling the view). The bouncing Beyonce booty I'm referring to had more meat with the potatoes

WiF
USA - Monday, September 27, 2004 at 15:38:37 (EDT)
The place (red sox clubhouse) has been derided for its circus-like atmosphere for the past few seasons, but the tipping point came on Saturday evening. Pedro Martinez, one day after calling the Yankees "my daddies," came in an hour before first pitch carrying a Latin Mini-Me named Nelson de la Rosa. De la Rosa who at 28 inches and 23 pounds is the world's smallest actor and third smallest man posed for pictures as the Sox players erupted in hysterics and bewilderment. The midget actor even walked into Francona's office to meet with the skipper and GM Theo Epstein. According to a published account, Francona peered behind De la Rosa to check for batteries, even though he had met him once before while managing in the Dominican Republic. "We almost got in trouble," Francona said. "Did you see him?"
DonSox
USA - Monday, September 27, 2004 at 15:12:45 (EDT)
Oh man. I was gonna be Sarah Jessica Parker Stevenson. Instead of a Hardy Boy I was gonna be Cunty Boy.
dondoff
USA - Monday, September 27, 2004 at 14:56:57 (EDT)
PS- are you sure that's Beyonce down there in that photo with them big ass legs? It sure as hell looks like that Alysha keys broad.
MJ®
USA - Monday, September 27, 2004 at 14:45:20 (EDT)
Exit Leno- Enter Conan
WiF
USA - Monday, September 27, 2004 at 14:44:43 (EDT)
what a funking GOOber
v!c
USA - Monday, September 27, 2004 at 14:38:22 (EDT)
which reminds me. Spotted one 300lb yeti in surf line up. All other "surfers" had wet suit. No suit needed for 300lb yeti.
doff
USA - Monday, September 27, 2004 at 14:37:31 (EDT)
Hey welcome back V!c, did ya recreate the "Goriila's in the Mist" movie at your gig?
MJ®
USA - Monday, September 27, 2004 at 14:36:19 (EDT)
goo alert via yeti land line.
doff
USA - Monday, September 27, 2004 at 14:35:02 (EDT)
KUDOS to fucking WiF for the the Gary Glitter answer to my riddle. Fucking funny ass shit. FUNNY!!!!! Oh and does it get any funnier than the story about the National Guard's Blackhawk landing at the car show in a show of support for our troops overseas? And then the fucking rednecks who's hoods got ripped off their trailer queens fucking SUING the Guard. Fuck me.
MJ®
USA - Monday, September 27, 2004 at 14:34:54 (EDT)
Gary Glitter joke is tops.
doff
USA - Monday, September 27, 2004 at 14:31:30 (EDT)
Backing up a bit, how did so many lurkers end up watching that fox fashion pox thingy? I was at a bar watching the football game and the show was on the other box(thankfully no sound), but if the show was that painful dare I ask why the clicker didn't dun get clicked?
WiF of lurker masochism
USA - Monday, September 27, 2004 at 14:29:11 (EDT)
the bored yeti is back! good on ya! funny, didn't see any lurkers at the Mist...
v!c
USA - Monday, September 27, 2004 at 14:18:44 (EDT)
yet another answer to MJ's riddle- Bishop Dupre
rancid catholic mayo
USA - Monday, September 27, 2004 at 13:59:38 (EDT)
cable company with honest voicemail message...
"You are through to NTL customer services. We don't give a (expletive) about you. We are never here. We just (expletive) you about, basically, and we are not going to handle any of your complaints. Just (expletive) off and leave us alone."

WiF
USA - Monday, September 27, 2004 at 13:54:38 (EDT)
"What looks like old mayonaise but smells like an 8 year old?"
Gary Glitter

WiF
USA - Monday, September 27, 2004 at 13:15:47 (EDT)
Hey ®CHUMP®, nice Radio Shack website. What, did you forget NOT to pay the free hosting?
MJ®
USA - Monday, September 27, 2004 at 12:28:04 (EDT)
What looks like old mayonaise but smells like an 8 year old?
MJ®
USA - Monday, September 27, 2004 at 12:26:16 (EDT)

Chairman of the Committee to Create a More Informed flegg
USA - Monday, September 27, 2004 at 12:13:14 (EDT)
hmmm, I think a road trip to Burlington may be on the itinerary for this fall
WiF
USA - Monday, September 27, 2004 at 11:59:46 (EDT)
I'm either going as CC Deville or Sarah Jessica Parker. Pretty much the same costume. I just have to drink more if I'm CC and act "childlike and endearing" if I'm Parker. Man oh man I hate that c#%t.
®CHUMP©
USA - Monday, September 27, 2004 at 11:58:10 (EDT)
So Chump. Are you going to be Johnny Resnik this year or Avril?
doff
USA - Monday, September 27, 2004 at 11:51:04 (EDT)
Now this is a car show I wish I attended. Wendy O would be so proud.
doff
USA - Monday, September 27, 2004 at 11:42:37 (EDT)
Who wants to house the Brautigan Library? "Then the inevitable happened. A 13-year-old took one of the jars and dropped it off the balcony overlooking the circulation desk. "We had this huge mayonnaise explosion on the first floor," Collins says, grimacing. "Thank God nobody got killed." "And it was probably eight-year-old mayonnaise, so it didn't smell that great," Lockwood adds."
WR
USA - Monday, September 27, 2004 at 11:30:10 (EDT)
THE MOTORCYCLE WORLD IS STILL ABUZZ AT A MINNESOTA BIKER'S 205 MILE PER HOUR TICKET. SAMUEL TILLEY GOT THE TICKET SEPTEMBER 18TH ON HIGHWAY 61. THE EDITOR-IN-CHIEF OF CYCLE WORLD MAGAZINE SAYS TILLEY'S BIKE WOULD HAVE NEEDED AN ADD-ON TURBO CHARGER TO GO FASTER THAN 165 MILES-AN-HOUR. MANY PROFESSIONALS RIDERS AT SPEED TRIALS HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO ACCOMPLISH TILLEY'S FEAT. HE IS DUE IN COURT NEXT MONTH.

USA - Monday, September 27, 2004 at 11:03:00 (EDT)
#179,000
WiF
USA - Monday, September 27, 2004 at 10:58:48 (EDT)
Little late to help John, but looks like a dog could of diagnosed what the doc missed.
WiF
USA - Monday, September 27, 2004 at 10:50:55 (EDT)
resnick and leveene...now there're two dimwits that ought to be beheaded
v!c
USA - Monday, September 27, 2004 at 10:50:20 (EDT)
Found out some news of the worst sort last night. Bumped into John Crowley last night at Nick-a-Nees. He was writing his will and waiting for Chaika to show up to help him make it official. John found out a few days ago he has bladder cancer. Prognosis sounds wicked grim and he's not expecting to survive it. He's going into Miriam this week for them to cut him and see how bad it is. I don't know who besides me and boris know him, but he's one of the best guys from the downtown bar scene (owned Mama's Metro). I even DJed his wedding reception.
Any of you fvks still smoking butts? As John put it last night, "Do you know that bladder cancer is the #2 cancer caused by smoking? Neither did I."

WiF
USA - Monday, September 27, 2004 at 10:23:15 (EDT)
Not all displays were sickening and vile last night...

WiF
USA - Monday, September 27, 2004 at 09:54:27 (EDT)
Maybe song called "DON beat me with a baseball bat"
®CHUMP©
USA - Monday, September 27, 2004 at 09:45:25 (EDT)
As to Avril, I believe my hormonal reaction has been duly noted in lurks past
WiF
USA - Monday, September 27, 2004 at 09:43:38 (EDT)
Hmmm yeti pic gone.... My whole collection of pics gone....online storage gone....supposed to be fixed today....... This keep you busy for now!
®CHUMP©
USA - Monday, September 27, 2004 at 09:42:44 (EDT)
it appears the goo wagon has departed
Capt Obvious
USA - Monday, September 27, 2004 at 09:42:14 (EDT)
I owe KOL an apology. You are right. I don't know how we ever hung out with them. That display last night was sickening and vile.
doff
USA - Monday, September 27, 2004 at 09:40:09 (EDT)
Avril warms my icy cockles.
icy pete
USA - Monday, September 27, 2004 at 09:16:14 (EDT)
Oh we're here all right. Our owner tried to hide us when she was in her "18" year skater boi androgeny period but make no mistake about it, this girl is all woman and now that we're out for all to ogle, WEEEEEEE up go record sales.
Advil Lavine's tits
USA - Monday, September 27, 2004 at 09:11:56 (EDT)
Ah, and a lovely day it were yesterday. Sat at Tort's and took in the wonder of seeing one of the all time classic rivalries. Of course I speak of the Vikings/Bears game. Vikes ruled the day and all was well in my world.

....oh yeah, there seemed to be a few people there watching some baseball game. Kinda quaint that people still do that occasionally.

WiF
USA - Monday, September 27, 2004 at 08:18:36 (EDT)
Advil Levine and that chump from the goo goo dolls "singing" together last night on same lame fox tv show...priceless; good day; v!c is back
v!c
USA - Monday, September 27, 2004 at 06:31:27 (EDT)
The only Goo Goo Dolls song I have ever heard was called dont beat me with a baseball bat. It was so long ago In cant remember what it sounded like. I do remember some video where they are all looking at telescopes. And correct me if I'm wrong but aren't drummers there to kick around? Besides I'm not happy with the way Boneyard treated jack flagg when they became famous.
®CHUMP©
USA - Monday, September 27, 2004 at 06:21:22 (EDT)
Hurricanes? Yawn. Whatever. I have enough bottled water for a family of seven.
TS
USA - Sunday, September 26, 2004 at 22:49:03 (EDT)
PS to Vic-apparently Mothra IS greater than Godzilla
MJ®
USA - Sunday, September 26, 2004 at 20:30:20 (EDT)
Holy hurricanes! Or 'Hurrycanes" as my mother insists on calling them...ANYWAY, TS you have got to be pretty sick of exciting natural occurances by now. And Boris, I am also sorry about your parent's house. But I am actually even a little bit sorrier that you are part of a car group. especially one that meets at the Middblob Chilis...
MJ®
USA - Sunday, September 26, 2004 at 20:29:24 (EDT)
Sorry, Boris.
TS
USA - Sunday, September 26, 2004 at 19:38:30 (EDT)
thinking my 'rents' house in citrus springs = hosed. beautiful day to have hurricane insurance 10 miles inland i guess. btw, last night tim wake pitched while his hometown (melbourne) got smoked. think the highest elevation in that county = 8'. Florida....ye can have it.
boris
- Sunday, September 26, 2004 at 19:20:47 (EDT)
Today is also drive-around-for-three-hours-to-find-a-laundromat-with-electricity-day on Miami Beach.
TS
USA - Sunday, September 26, 2004 at 18:39:52 (EDT)
And today is also bikini-clad jogging with dog day at Narragansett beach. And I don't mean babes in bikinis.
WR
USA - Sunday, September 26, 2004 at 17:06:51 (EDT)
Kevin Brown = yellow
Vida Blue
- Sunday, September 26, 2004 at 16:05:06 (EDT)
Apparently today is topless day down at second beach.
Drugsy
USA - Sunday, September 26, 2004 at 12:37:15 (EDT)
You just can't go out there swinging for the wall against Kevin Brown. Punch the ball.
Walt Hriniak
- Sunday, September 26, 2004 at 10:35:34 (EDT)
note to 'blob Chili's: wiping things down can involve more than water. but it was nice hazing the loaded navy dood who was crackin' on a certain crimson hose team. a dodgers fan. shut up. happy yom kippers & biscuits.
boris
- Sunday, September 26, 2004 at 10:15:12 (EDT)
Megan Burns, who is pursing a master's degree in fine art, said she looks at Jackson as "a self-created piece of art."
TS
USA - Saturday, September 25, 2004 at 19:21:07 (EDT)
I am an Intellectual



Which America Hating Minority Are You?


Take More Robert & Tim Quizzes
Watch Robert & Tim Cartoons



TS
USA - Saturday, September 25, 2004 at 19:01:27 (EDT)
'blob Chili's @ 1930 over.

xB meat'n'greet.

dirty
- Saturday, September 25, 2004 at 17:35:23 (EDT)
domino + string of lies = on fence for #3. you could hear the end was near....even westerberg song blew. that event had to involve an awful lot of SOMEthin' changing hands. on a different note who seen harry dean stanton last week.
boris
- Saturday, September 25, 2004 at 16:40:47 (EDT)
'Flathead County Undersheriff Chuck Curry, one of the first on the scene of the crash, said he feels "personally terrible" about erroneously telling two families their loved ones had died in the crash, and failing to look for survivors. He said he told the families Wednesday night: "If you want to be mad at somebody, I'm your guy. I'm so sorry. I'm so happy they're alive and I'm so sorry we weren't out looking."' Now this guy gives me some hope--an official taking responsibility for his actions.
WR
USA - Saturday, September 25, 2004 at 16:39:26 (EDT)
"It's gonna be a gusher!!!!!!!!!"

TS
USA - Saturday, September 25, 2004 at 15:05:32 (EDT)
A fabulous new outfit?

WR
USA - Saturday, September 25, 2004 at 14:09:54 (EDT)
you know what i mean, george
WR
USA - Saturday, September 25, 2004 at 14:03:40 (EDT)
Name dropping=drinking with chil and sluggo?
George
USA - Saturday, September 25, 2004 at 13:55:23 (EDT)
Hey, quit it with the name dropping. Some of us losers have never left lil Rhody and we like it that way.
sum southern Rhode Islander
USA - Saturday, September 25, 2004 at 12:20:24 (EDT)
With Jeanne in my near future, I feel a little less uneasy knowing that the last 3 hurricanes have only attacked Republicans.
TS
USA - Saturday, September 25, 2004 at 11:53:12 (EDT)
Thanks, WR, I miss Providence, too. And I REALLY miss the Providence firemen.
TS
USA - Saturday, September 25, 2004 at 11:35:06 (EDT)
I heart George too...he gave me weed on many occasions, whats not to heart! First two records rule, early live shows even better (especially when heavily drinking with chil and sluggo!). Swapping the onion was a tad on the disgusting side though!
chef
USA - Saturday, September 25, 2004 at 11:27:19 (EDT)
Now this is fucked up.
Bush
USA - Saturday, September 25, 2004 at 10:07:09 (EDT)
"We believe he had an overdose of the hemp"
WR
USA - Saturday, September 25, 2004 at 09:46:18 (EDT)
Superstar Carwash = bad reckid. Nice cover. Bad reckid.
doff
USA - Saturday, September 25, 2004 at 09:41:33 (EDT)
Now? You know my girl... now? You know my girl just called me up, And she woke me from my sleep, *snores* You should have heard the things she said, You know she hurt my feelings deep. I'm gonna buy me a dog A dog? A dog! Why? Why? 'Cause I need a friend now, Babe, you need all the friends you can get, I'm telling you. I'm gonna buy me a dog, My girl, my girl, don't love me no how. Don't ruin my song, man, it's the only song I have! It was already ruined before it was wrote! Uh, where's the verse?... She used to bring me my, my newspaper, Here it is... You don't even know where it's at. 'Cause she knew where it was at, She used to keep me so contented, but, I can teach a dog to do that. I'm gonna buy me a dog, You couldn't teach a dog to do that, you can only train elephants. 'Cause I need a friend, now, I need a friend, now... Now! Yeah! I'm gonna buy me a dog, A dog. Here, Rover, Fido, Spot... A dog. Here boy! My girl, my girl, don't love me no how. One Two Three Four-Six-Eight-Nine 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-Hike! Hike? Hike! I was late on that one... Oh, yeah... I just got back from Africa, y'know? I was playing cards with the natives... Oh! Zulus? No, I usually won, ha-ha Gee...I wish I had a glass of water... Why, are you thirsty? No, I want to see if my neck leaks... I'd buy a raccoon, but, John already has one... 35 bucks! Where...where do I come in? Get ready... I'm gonna buy me a dog, Dog... A dog...Hmm Yeah... 'Cause I need a friend, now, Yeah-yeah Yeah, boop-boop, sh-bop-bop, ram-a-lam I'm gonna buy me a dog, Try the next verse... My girl, my girl don't love me no how. How Now brown cow... How now, brown cow... I think I'm gonna buy me a dog, yes, sir! I'm gonna buy me a dog! If I was looking for a word to describe what I'm gonna buy, I think dog would be the word. Would it...would it be dog? It would be dog.. Definitely dog... It would come springing from my lips...dog... Springing from...Boing! Boing! Boing! It would be springing from my... Is that it, Tommy? Can you turn it off, please? Can someone open the door and let us out? They're coming to take us away, ha-ha, hee-hee, ho-ho...
Some Monkee
USA - Saturday, September 25, 2004 at 09:40:48 (EDT)
If Francoma manages like that in the playoffs he WILL get shot.
doff
USA - Saturday, September 25, 2004 at 09:40:24 (EDT)
i had superstar carwash and i thought it kinda sucked. it must have been the 3rd rekid.
flegg
USA - Saturday, September 25, 2004 at 09:38:53 (EDT)
Here I am.
TS, you missed the men of the Providence Fire Dept. calendar extravaganza again! And the Hive benefit at the Decatur. We miss you!
WR
USA - Saturday, September 25, 2004 at 09:34:52 (EDT)
It's the economy, stupid.
Millard Fillmoron
- Saturday, September 25, 2004 at 07:49:15 (EDT)
Hey how'd that game go last night?
3rd Base Ump
- Saturday, September 25, 2004 at 07:29:30 (EDT)
flegg, mcnadd always yells at me for screwing this info up but...goo goo's Jed (second record?) is one and is still buyable new online from label (metalblade.com). Superstar Car Wash was also Metal Blade but they ain't selling it so check eBay. think that was their 3rd. first was self-titled, had blue oyster cult cover. AWEsome. it's findable on eBay too but people are getting 20 bucks for 'em. shit i might actually pay that.
boris
- Saturday, September 25, 2004 at 07:22:05 (EDT)
scions is 1) cheep (only 2005 toyota gettable for $14k) 2) based on echo engine which are supposed to be real good 3) 31 city/36 hwy for those who still prefer RIPTA and 4) ok room for luggin' shit. boris' uncle am runs service dept at norwood; says if you can stand ugliness it's good deal. for it is undeniably ugly.
dirty
- Saturday, September 25, 2004 at 07:06:45 (EDT)
a
Ford Mustang
USA - Saturday, September 25, 2004 at 03:37:10 (EDT)
Shut up KOL. Your BMW and Ducati are a lot nicer than my beat-up Tercel.
TS
USA - Saturday, September 25, 2004 at 00:54:44 (EDT)
I like the Scion tC, myself.
KOL again
USA - Friday, September 24, 2004 at 21:18:27 (EDT)
HOLLA in the am doff else I will call you. WR be workin tommorrow. Interested in riding to CT/Central MA?
KOL
USA - Friday, September 24, 2004 at 21:16:40 (EDT)
did you buy one of those square box things?
flegg
USA - Friday, September 24, 2004 at 20:37:05 (EDT)
Yay! Congrats on the new Scion!
TS
USA - Friday, September 24, 2004 at 20:20:29 (EDT)
do they still print the first two goo rekids? i'd like to hear what everyones raving about.
flegg
USA - Friday, September 24, 2004 at 20:16:33 (EDT)
vroom dude. Destination Crazy Burger? Westport?
doff
USA - Friday, September 24, 2004 at 19:05:47 (EDT)
Don-digits sent. vroom?
KOL
USA - Friday, September 24, 2004 at 18:46:27 (EDT)
The Donnas wrote the first two?

Hey me'n'Nat bought a camo-green 2005 xB. Fuckin' A right it's g@y-@ss.

boris
- Friday, September 24, 2004 at 17:28:38 (EDT)
And Don, ass, who do you think wrote the first two records, eh?
MJ®
USA - Friday, September 24, 2004 at 17:04:22 (EDT)
It ain't about animosity toward the Goos for making money, it's about them DOUCHING LONGTIME FRIEND, DRUMMER, AND SONGWRITER (George) over harder than a Summer's Eve contest. And I mean HARD.
MJ®
USA - Friday, September 24, 2004 at 17:03:20 (EDT)
Well they've crossed into frankenstein territory hear. They're using spinach to generate electricity.
WiF
USA - Friday, September 24, 2004 at 16:51:19 (EDT)
god i just sooo FUCKING HATE THEM!!!!
boris
- Friday, September 24, 2004 at 16:23:18 (EDT)
cool ray shot btw. gangly dude.
boris
- Friday, September 24, 2004 at 16:22:05 (EDT)
am with mcnadd on this (despite his being a musician). actually, was on the fence for #3 as well. so what do i win, morrissey tickets?
boris
- Friday, September 24, 2004 at 16:20:06 (EDT)
A little contrast for flegg to contemplate (that means think about, flegg)



WiF
USA - Friday, September 24, 2004 at 16:19:05 (EDT)
Ride
69 BSA
USA - Friday, September 24, 2004 at 15:57:47 (EDT)
I see flegg has become civic minded and is participating in the democratic process by signing a TV Land petition (signer #5425)

We the fans of the networks are petitioning to have Nick at Nite and TVLand Voiceovers and Split Screens over the Closing Credits and Music of every show removed permanently! We feel that the coming up next promos that you use during the commercial breaks are all that is needed to let us know the next program(s). You show us many classic shows and programs that have not been seen in a long while and we thank you for that, but we also feel that watching the Credits in full and hearing the music played uninterrupted is very important and does add more enjoyment to the program. We also feel it is time Nick at Nite and TVLand listen and remove these methods.

WiF
USA - Friday, September 24, 2004 at 15:02:30 (EDT)
The Ring boys, the Ring!

USA - Friday, September 24, 2004 at 14:25:29 (EDT)
what he said
sum ditto head
USA - Friday, September 24, 2004 at 14:12:53 (EDT)
George Goo is one of the best fuckers you'll never have a chance to meet. (Despite him being a musician.) And milking the same song for ten years? How about them dead Ramones? Get the Goo's first 2 reckids. When you write an album as good as those give me a call.
dondoff
USA - Friday, September 24, 2004 at 13:55:04 (EDT)
Probably a nice day to do some yardwork then too. hmmm... anybody got some hedge trimmers I can borrow.

WiF
USA - Friday, September 24, 2004 at 12:28:03 (EDT)
Today the beach is beautiful. I suggest you all leave work and head down immediately. Block Island is open (meaning you can see it clearly) and there are waves at Deep Hole. Bonus points for having run into only a handful of people. Angus only tried to bite one old man! Hurray!
WR
USA - Friday, September 24, 2004 at 12:09:45 (EDT)
Orlando is the new Pokey

USA - Friday, September 24, 2004 at 12:06:13 (EDT)
It's ok. The Sneak has been being, to quote his roommate, 'a real dick' lately.
Sneak
USA - Friday, September 24, 2004 at 11:18:51 (EDT)
I'm glad you see my point CHUMP
WiF
USA - Friday, September 24, 2004 at 11:18:21 (EDT)
....and what is the state of punk when garden gnomes are keeping company with Sid Vicious?
+ = ???????

WiF of repost
USA - Friday, September 24, 2004 at 11:15:21 (EDT)
....and what is the state of punk when garden gnomes are keeping company with Sid Vicious?
+ = ???????

WiF
USA - Friday, September 24, 2004 at 11:14:00 (EDT)
I know what you mean WiF, one of my favorite bands is benny sizzler.
®CHUMP©

USA - Friday, September 24, 2004 at 11:11:21 (EDT)
It was me busting yer chops sneak. But I will ask you this. You said- "I don't know how you guys could have tolerated, never mind been friends with, those fuckers." What does them living the fat-life have to do with past rocking and friendship (more of a drunken acquaintance actually)? And on the other end of it some of my fave bands were some of the biggest azzholes I ever met, but I ain't gonna let that bother me when I'm enjoying the tunes (Fishbone are the worst of the ones that come to mind).
WiF of being way to serious for the lurk
USA - Friday, September 24, 2004 at 11:03:09 (EDT)
For the record it wasn't me SNEAKER. But you are a fuckload of a better guitar player than me. And two of WiF's fuckloads.
®CHUMP©
USA - Friday, September 24, 2004 at 10:39:09 (EDT)
nothing wrong with success, but there is something wrong with continuing to perpetuate the same goddamn song or variation thereof for 10+ years. At least they could return to rocking out, even if just for an ep some shit. I have no integrity, for the record. Kisses.
SNEAK
USA - Friday, September 24, 2004 at 10:31:09 (EDT)
hey sneak, we'll see how your "rock'n'roll integrity" holds up when (HA! if) anyone ever puts a check in front of you with that many zeros
take the money and run
USA - Friday, September 24, 2004 at 10:21:12 (EDT)
"My other broom is a honor student co-pilot at buy a porsche"
®CHUMP©
USA - Friday, September 24, 2004 at 09:54:55 (EDT)
I don't know how you guys could have tolerated, never mind been friends with, those fuckers. See if you can get on their next casino/ballroom tour.
Sneak
USA - Friday, September 24, 2004 at 09:48:42 (EDT)
no more rum drinkey
®CHUMP©
USA - Friday, September 24, 2004 at 09:24:41 (EDT)
I heart CHIL

USA - Friday, September 24, 2004 at 09:22:53 (EDT)
Best bumper sticker of the day--it's early folks so see if you can do better--I heart anarchy.
WR
USA - Friday, September 24, 2004 at 08:57:32 (EDT)
And one fer you space captains- GALACTIC GOO-GOO CLUSTER SMASH-UP
(dem little dots iz galaxies not stars)

WiF
USA - Friday, September 24, 2004 at 08:45:23 (EDT)
flegg's idea of progress

WiF
USA - Friday, September 24, 2004 at 08:41:41 (EDT)
The Reverend sure doesn't cheap out on concert length or quality does he. Hot stuff.
boris
- Friday, September 24, 2004 at 07:31:11 (EDT)
So you come home from a show at 1am and the first thing you do is post on a website where everone thinks you are a racist redneck? How about giving me some lovin'? Oh that's right, I don't exist. I'm really just some lotion and a stack of star wars insider magazines.
Flegg's Girlfriend
USA - Friday, September 24, 2004 at 06:22:32 (EDT)
just got home from reverend horton heat at jarrods in attleboro mass, the band kicked ass the venue absolutely sucks, no stage,can't see the band muddy sound,but the rev absolutely killed. one of the best guitar slingers i've ever seen, and the band is top notch.
flegg
USA - Friday, September 24, 2004 at 01:22:04 (EDT)
DEATH TO RUSHDIE!
Cat Stevens
USA - Friday, September 24, 2004 at 00:58:45 (EDT)
I haven't been on the lurk today and I haven't read the previous posts, so this might be a repeat, but did anyone hear that shit about Cat Stevens (aka whatever his Muslim name is now)?
TS
USA - Thursday, September 23, 2004 at 22:11:26 (EDT)
Hi!

USA - Thursday, September 23, 2004 at 21:51:07 (EDT)
dan jr the dayglo abortions wrote a song about you. its called blah blah blah and it goes a little bit like this blah blah blah blahblahblah blah blah blah blah blah blahblahblahblahblah blah blah blah. catchy little tune eh?
flegg
USA - Thursday, September 23, 2004 at 18:59:16 (EDT)
Oh Sneak, you have no taste. If you're talking doinking sportscasters it has GOT to be the Remdog...
MJ®
USA - Thursday, September 23, 2004 at 18:53:56 (EDT)
Fine. But I get to marry, or least have relations with, Suzy Kolber.
Sneak
USA - Thursday, September 23, 2004 at 18:29:30 (EDT)
What is up, Lurkers? Did ya miss me? I heart stench!
MJ®
USA - Thursday, September 23, 2004 at 18:19:11 (EDT)
this. year.
boris
- Thursday, September 23, 2004 at 17:49:55 (EDT)
off to master the difference between ordinary dividends and qualified dividends
WiF
USA - Thursday, September 23, 2004 at 17:26:10 (EDT)
Wasn't Bob Marley from Stenchtown?
Stench Mouth
USA - Thursday, September 23, 2004 at 16:49:13 (EDT)
Here is my official assessment of the health of Narragansett Bay today: the stench in Conimicut>the stench in Edgewood>the stench in my @ss>the stench in Plum Point>the stench in Newport harbor. On a related note, somewhere on rte 195, something stinks BAD! Therefore, the stench in Massachusetts>the stench in RI
WR
USA - Thursday, September 23, 2004 at 16:21:43 (EDT)

WiF
USA - Thursday, September 23, 2004 at 15:01:18 (EDT)
MJ gotz hugs for drugs

WiF
USA - Thursday, September 23, 2004 at 14:59:23 (EDT)
I'm a "vikes" fan if you know what I mean.
MJ®
USA - Thursday, September 23, 2004 at 14:40:32 (EDT)
I'm a Pats fan too, unless they're playing against my Vikes (which happens about once every 4-5 years). How about a Vikes-Pats Super Bowl this year?
WiF
USA - Thursday, September 23, 2004 at 14:35:08 (EDT)
Wif, when are you going to accept that we are referring to the mighty PATRIOTS? On an unrelated note:

Why can't I ever find one of these spots open?
KOL
USA - Thursday, September 23, 2004 at 14:12:12 (EDT)


i repeat, "this year"
boris
- Thursday, September 23, 2004 at 14:06:07 (EDT)
root for a champion huh, kinda odd statement to hear from a Sox fan.
WiF
USA - Thursday, September 23, 2004 at 13:48:34 (EDT)
Not sure if flegg already posted this or not. (I know he'd like to, it's just that his trucking prowess sometimes usurps his html skills.) Eric Idle presents... The FCC Song. "Here’s a little song I wrote the other day while I was out duck hunting with a judge… It’s a new song, it’s dedicated to the FCC and if they broadcast it, it will cost a quarter of a million dollars."
dondoff
USA - Thursday, September 23, 2004 at 13:41:51 (EDT)
mcnadd thought otherwise, didn't he WtF. it's still not too late for you to decide to instead root for a champion this year. in baseball or football. johnny-cum-latelies welcome.
boris
- Thursday, September 23, 2004 at 13:00:55 (EDT)
Ummm, Even I forget. Lucy I'm just taking up time till deaths sweet embrace. Could be soon due to viral lunf infected. Lucky doctor gave me some Aleve to calm inflamation.
®CHUMP©
USA - Thursday, September 23, 2004 at 12:05:47 (EDT)

nuff said
USA - Thursday, September 23, 2004 at 12:04:08 (EDT)
NFC rules, especially my old Black'n'Blue division. The home of the guys who put the smash in smash mouth real sport
WiF
USA - Thursday, September 23, 2004 at 11:57:43 (EDT)
Non-comedy aside, is it CHUMP® or Chong, sir?
Lurk Fact Checker
USA - Thursday, September 23, 2004 at 11:57:04 (EDT)
Chong comedy kill lurk dead.

USA - Thursday, September 23, 2004 at 11:53:21 (EDT)
MJ to Ken doll "you shoulda got out when you have chance! Now say hello to my Ginsu! I shit on your neck!"
®CHUMP
USA - Thursday, September 23, 2004 at 11:34:20 (EDT)
MJ dishonor Iraq by crapping down own neck!
MJ®
USA - Thursday, September 23, 2004 at 11:27:07 (EDT)
Shut up Don. Nice phone answering. Anyway. KOL, no you MUST crack on WiF. HE EXISTS to be cracked on! Especially because of his choice in in SPORTS to follow, aka "activity to preoccupy one's hours before death's sweet reward can be reaped"
MJ®
USA - Thursday, September 23, 2004 at 11:26:06 (EDT)
There is no truth to the rumor that in honor of Iraq MJ stayed up all night de-heading her ken dolls and explaing what happened tobarbie and midge.
®CHUMP
USA - Thursday, September 23, 2004 at 11:25:46 (EDT)
It is true. I spent four plus hours of undivided attention in front of a cathode ray tube last night. Perhaps I should take up cro(t)ché.
dondoff
USA - Thursday, September 23, 2004 at 11:16:38 (EDT)
Sorry?
®CHUMP
USA - Thursday, September 23, 2004 at 11:08:15 (EDT)
Wif, you know I'm just f#cking with you. Though I do dislike #84. NFC=NO F#CKING CHANCE.
KOL
USA - Thursday, September 23, 2004 at 11:08:15 (EDT)
Mealworm, that was actually funny.
MJ®
USA - Thursday, September 23, 2004 at 10:58:22 (EDT)
Screw you WiF.
®CHUMP
USA - Thursday, September 23, 2004 at 10:45:02 (EDT)
As an old coworker with the heart of a lurker used to say- "Has anybody told you yet today?"
(response- "told me what?"

WiF of the punchline
USA - Thursday, September 23, 2004 at 10:42:57 (EDT)
Q: How can MJ lose 10lbs of ugly fat?
A:
USA - Thursday, September 23, 2004 at 10:39:52 (EDT)
an assertion of insertion

ouch

WiF of anal gas
USA - Thursday, September 23, 2004 at 10:38:17 (EDT)
Can't we all be friends, just like the Red Sox. Those guys are true buddies. And I love them. I especially love Pokey. I LOVE YOU POKEY!! Signed, Mrs. MJ Reese
MJ®
USA - Thursday, September 23, 2004 at 10:35:54 (EDT)
shades of a headless little timmy

WiF
USA - Thursday, September 23, 2004 at 10:35:34 (EDT)
Male domination was a part of the world of the Vikings; it was a basis of leadership among them. Any one could rape a women, they reasoned, but it took a real man to rape a man, especially a warrior. Whether in fact or through symbolism, when a warrior challenged a rival he evoked sex. He would use expressions like those old Anglo Saxon invectives we still use today, like the modern "screw you": what he was saying, and felt, meant "I can and will mount you and I can and will penetrate your anus". A Viking warrior making such an assertion was putting his rival on notice that the rival was considered to be at a lower status than the man making the challenge.
®CHUMP
USA - Thursday, September 23, 2004 at 10:34:33 (EDT)
This just in- Cat Islam was going to Nashville to meet Dolly Parton for a charity event.

And in sorta related story- They took a dead women of the blacklist

WiF
USA - Thursday, September 23, 2004 at 10:33:50 (EDT)
Don't worry MJ, I know you Sux fans have to lash out at others to protect your wounded egos after.... how many centuries was it again since they won?
WiF
USA - Thursday, September 23, 2004 at 10:29:46 (EDT)
Nothin' says real sport like a man in purple tights! This just in.....I RULE!
®CHUMP
USA - Thursday, September 23, 2004 at 10:29:14 (EDT)
Guess what? I RULE! Is Benny taking Yom Kippur off?
®CHUMP
USA - Thursday, September 23, 2004 at 10:27:34 (EDT)
Alas my Vikes were defeated on Monday by Philly, but at least it was against one of the best teams in the NFL. And what's this about the Sox? You mean people still watch that stuff when real sport has begun?
WiF
USA - Thursday, September 23, 2004 at 10:27:25 (EDT)
uh...KOL...um...you ARE aware that WiF is a Vikings fan...? I'm almost sure his feelings were just hurt with your words just then.
MJ®
USA - Thursday, September 23, 2004 at 10:24:38 (EDT)
Vikings suuuuuck. Culpepper has over 70 fumbles in what, 3 seasons and change? Moss is a punk and it was nice to see him whining on the bench left and right. Tice = stockier dave wandstadt.
KOL
USA - Thursday, September 23, 2004 at 10:09:10 (EDT)
oh just just fuck me
SPALLS!
USA - Thursday, September 23, 2004 at 09:45:13 (EDT)
It's early and MJ no have her mring weed yet
Spallcheck
USA - Thursday, September 23, 2004 at 09:44:51 (EDT)
I shoulda known that La Polaa bit was a WiF. I shoula smelled that one from miles away. Hey WiF, too bad about your Vikes, no? But how bout them
MJ®
USA - Thursday, September 23, 2004 at 09:44:25 (EDT)
Is it just me or does flegg sound more and more like the adults in Peanuts? waawa waaawawa waaaawaaaa waawawa
WiF
USA - Thursday, September 23, 2004 at 08:56:19 (EDT)
Note to self: do not be mental
Derek
USA - Thursday, September 23, 2004 at 08:55:00 (EDT)
Note to Derek: You're pitching tonight. So pitch.
Tito
- Thursday, September 23, 2004 at 08:32:00 (EDT)
i don't have a box i have a trailer, so should i just hook up to my pickup and move?
flegg
USA - Thursday, September 23, 2004 at 08:07:55 (EDT)
Hey flegg, why dont you just move your cardboard box somewhere else? That way you can have new neighbors.
®CHUMP
USA - Thursday, September 23, 2004 at 07:15:26 (EDT)
PS-that La Polla bear bit was FUNNY
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, September 22, 2004 at 21:35:13 (EDT)
flegg you should kill your neighbor. He's different from you and that's creepy.
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, September 22, 2004 at 21:32:31 (EDT)
chump your mama is so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.hey dan jr is that you in that picture? you kinda look like paul shaefer.did you harm those eggs during that photo? i'll report you to peta. hell your probably a member of that already.keep up the good work on the propaganda. your almost up to my neighbors level. you still need some work on the level of hatred though. he hopes someone shoots the president thats one i have'nt heard you say. he also told me that he would give his life savings to the government if they would take care of him, anyone who flys a flag in front of their house is a loser, and the most dangerous thing you can teach children is patriotism oh and all the police are evil monsters and the military too.matter of fact he says we should completely do away with the military. and thats just the tip of the iceberg i could write a book on this guy.so keep at it your getting there dude, good luck.
flegg
USA - Wednesday, September 22, 2004 at 19:33:45 (EDT)
Hey meat, did you get the email that I sent from my new address?
TS
USA - Wednesday, September 22, 2004 at 17:04:03 (EDT)
I think "$" is pretty good.
TS
USA - Wednesday, September 22, 2004 at 17:02:43 (EDT)
T.S.--periods, love them, too. Look at Jeanne. She's come full circle and heading back to FLA
WR
USA - Wednesday, September 22, 2004 at 16:40:00 (EDT)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA<>?/";:)@*&%^$_~~~ How I love the tilde! and the exclamation point!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
USA - Wednesday, September 22, 2004 at 16:00:36 (EDT)
<.<<":][}-+&$@)_+$@!)_(*)&||\>?
dats funny sh!z
USA - Wednesday, September 22, 2004 at 15:23:51 (EDT)
Woah! Just got back from a crazy out of town gig. The old road trip-or as I prefer to call it-RAD trip, kicked ass, bros! We totally slayesd at the Taunton VFW, hard. I fuckin love that Ron Diaz rum in the plastic bottle. So, what did I miss?
Mosh Pitt
USA - Wednesday, September 22, 2004 at 15:16:22 (EDT)
no
TS
USA - Wednesday, September 22, 2004 at 15:07:40 (EDT)
So this morning it leaked out that Dr Germ and Mrs Anthrax were going to be released and it was claimed it didn't have anything to do with saving the brits head by releasing the female prisoners in Iraq. Which means the deal was made AFTER 2 Americans lost their heads, but in time to save a brits head. Once bush co realized people saw through their charade they backed out of the deal. Now let's think about the results of this fvk up.

1. The hostage takers know they succeeded in getting the US to back down by kidnapping
2. bush let 2 Americans die before he decided to save a brits life
3. Once bush realized the political fallout, he changed his mind to protect his own career over someone's head
4. Now that bush has shown what a shiftless coward he is, the hostage takers have much bigger reasons to try and take hostages and lop off heads in a willy nilly fashion

WiF of the raygun hostages for money program
USA - Wednesday, September 22, 2004 at 14:42:31 (EDT)
are you saying punctuation ain't funny?
asterisk comma dash apostrophe
USA - Wednesday, September 22, 2004 at 14:30:15 (EDT)
Hey smartass, your joke would have been a lot funnier if you had realized that I don't use punctuation in my name.
TS
USA - Wednesday, September 22, 2004 at 14:21:30 (EDT)
Oh Great Bear in the sky, I pray you let the little longpig fall into the water so I can stop the dog awful noise coming from that wood the longpig is hurting.

La Polla Bear
USA - Wednesday, September 22, 2004 at 13:32:50 (EDT)
i'm so old i can remember when they used to just swap spit:

"Hamilton could lose his time-trial gold medal from the Athens Games if backup tests confirm results from earlier tests at the Olympics and the Spanish Vuelta showing another person's blood in his system"

boris
- Wednesday, September 22, 2004 at 13:02:25 (EDT)
simple question for flegg

WiF
USA - Wednesday, September 22, 2004 at 12:53:57 (EDT)
Equinoxes = Eggsellent
H. Andy Ovum
- Wednesday, September 22, 2004 at 12:49:14 (EDT)
and a happy Autumn to all
WiF
USA - Wednesday, September 22, 2004 at 12:34:03 (EDT)
One word- tacky
WiF
USA - Wednesday, September 22, 2004 at 12:33:15 (EDT)
fall TO those
that missing word guy
USA - Wednesday, September 22, 2004 at 12:13:59 (EDT)
I hope everybody is getting ready for Mabon. That's the Autumnal Equinox to you unenlightened non-heathens, and the beginning of fall those who are syllabically challenged (flegg). This year it happens at 12:29 so you have a few minutes left to kiss summer goodbye. Rumor has it that you can stand a raw egg on end on the equinox. So get out a handy ovum and give it a try.

WiF
USA - Wednesday, September 22, 2004 at 12:11:25 (EDT)
But what is sarcasic really?
not K.T.
USA - Wednesday, September 22, 2004 at 11:59:35 (EDT)
bored is the new angry
Killgore Trout<