lurkive 30Jul-9Sep04



Royal Canadian Hockey Society?
Flegg
USA - Thursday, September 09, 2004 at 19:51:18 (EDT)
Don't you mean "asian womyn with the male genetalia"? Get it right, Flegg.
TS
USA - Thursday, September 09, 2004 at 19:11:18 (EDT)
Leave me out of this. I've got a hungry mouth to feed. I can't waste my time on this.
chong lee
USA - Thursday, September 09, 2004 at 19:05:04 (EDT)
that's a good one flegg. keep em coming.
Drugsy
USA - Thursday, September 09, 2004 at 19:00:27 (EDT)
is the gook chick with the dick t.s.? or is that chong ree?
flegg
USA - Thursday, September 09, 2004 at 18:53:53 (EDT)
keep telling yourself that flegg.
Drugsy
USA - Thursday, September 09, 2004 at 18:45:25 (EDT)
i could care less about any of the ancient history that both sides are engageing in. i live in the here and now.kerry is just about done. hey m.o.p. did you eat paint chips as a kid? theres got to be some reason for your idiotic pursuit of all things antibush. i have a neighbor you should meet. he's just like you , a walking talking propaganda machine for the left wing loon set.
flegg
USA - Thursday, September 09, 2004 at 18:24:17 (EDT)

the anti-flegg
USA - Thursday, September 09, 2004 at 18:14:41 (EDT)
seeing THEM everywhere
the missing word guy
USA - Thursday, September 09, 2004 at 18:09:08 (EDT)
don't know no Foulke, is he playing for the Pats or the Vikes? and now that you've seen one of them pee yellow bands you'll be seeing everywhere.
WiF
USA - Thursday, September 09, 2004 at 18:06:55 (EDT)
We at the RSHC (Russell Student Health Center) appreciate the support this here lurk is giving our fine facility.
John Maxwell, Interim Director
USA - Thursday, September 09, 2004 at 18:04:46 (EDT)
Here you go WiF. Did you know Bush was the only owner (Texas Rangers) to vote AGAINST the wild card. The same wild card hat has saved MLB. And did you see Foulke and others sporting your pee yellow wrist bands?
DonDoff
USA - Thursday, September 09, 2004 at 18:03:24 (EDT)
That ain't no Patriot logo
WiF
USA - Thursday, September 09, 2004 at 17:59:24 (EDT)
I expect flegg will be logging on to say the bush military docs were forged. Let me preempt his screed with some proof that typewriters did have superscript back then.

· The Selectric II had a lever (above the right platen knob) that would allow the platen to be turned freely but return to the same vertical line (for inserting such symbols as subscripts and superscripts), whereas the Selectric I did not.
· The Selectric II could be switched (with a lever at the top left of the "carriage") between 10 and 12 characters per inch, whereas the Selectric I had one fixed "pitch".
WiF of type tech talk
USA - Thursday, September 09, 2004 at 17:27:50 (EDT)
In Watermelon Sugar was my fave Brautigan
WiF
USA - Thursday, September 09, 2004 at 16:42:51 (EDT)
Mayonaisse
Trout Fishing in America
USA - Thursday, September 09, 2004 at 15:51:29 (EDT)
Another way to get rich quick--marry the prince of Brunei--or be one of his many concubines, I say. "He seems smart and sophisticated, even though I've never heard him or seen him before."
WR
USA - Thursday, September 09, 2004 at 14:54:51 (EDT)
I am wicked dumb.
Other Person
USA - Thursday, September 09, 2004 at 14:51:40 (EDT)
try again it works now.
KOL
USA - Thursday, September 09, 2004 at 14:29:22 (EDT)
RI Douchbags. How do I join? Or am I already an honorary member?
MJŪ
USA - Thursday, September 09, 2004 at 14:20:22 (EDT)
I might be a traitor, but your computer is still fucked.
TS
USA - Thursday, September 09, 2004 at 14:07:41 (EDT)
Hey look. I have my own internet message board.
KOL
USA - Thursday, September 09, 2004 at 13:55:19 (EDT)
Hey Flegg. I found you a really sweet girl.
Flegg for Fantasy
USA - Thursday, September 09, 2004 at 13:50:41 (EDT)
this needs to be a bumper sticker- Kerry Served bush Swerved
WiF
USA - Thursday, September 09, 2004 at 13:31:35 (EDT)
TS, That line is the first line you read in the book, and he runs down the plot points I mentioned in the first few pages. So unless knowing the first couple of pages is a spoiler to you, read on.
WiF
USA - Thursday, September 09, 2004 at 13:18:23 (EDT)
I'm telling you this whole computer thing is just a huge profit game.
DonDoff
USA - Thursday, September 09, 2004 at 13:08:41 (EDT)
TS=traitor
MJŪ
USA - Thursday, September 09, 2004 at 12:25:56 (EDT)
Oh and I used to be a racist too, but now I can't run so fast anymore on acounta my BIGOT
MJŪ
USA - Thursday, September 09, 2004 at 12:23:24 (EDT)
Sorry, sweetie. I switched to PC.
TS
USA - Thursday, September 09, 2004 at 12:23:22 (EDT)
Fucking OSX can bite me.
MJŪ
USA - Thursday, September 09, 2004 at 12:22:13 (EDT)
Thanks for giving the whole plot away, WiF.
TS
USA - Thursday, September 09, 2004 at 12:08:29 (EDT)
My first job was at a country club, believe me, pretending to be a millionaire is the largest part of becoming one. As to me, I'd rather skip the pretending and actually have the millions.
WiF
USA - Thursday, September 09, 2004 at 12:06:54 (EDT)
Well...ummmm..yeah that's true. Good point. Well as for me, I'm going to pretend I'm a rich millionaire.
Killgore Trout
USA - Thursday, September 09, 2004 at 12:02:06 (EDT)
True Killgore, you don't have to care what people think of you, but you do have to deal with it and realize that, fair or unfair, you own the tag you're wearing.
WiF
USA - Thursday, September 09, 2004 at 11:58:37 (EDT)
.
Dog Shoots Man? That's News!
USA - Thursday, September 09, 2004 at 11:53:29 (EDT)
This is true. But only really matters if you care what people think you are.
Killgore Trout
USA - Thursday, September 09, 2004 at 11:50:42 (EDT)
This is probably my fave quote of all time and a substantial amount of the WiF credo. It's from Mother Night which is one of Vonnegut's best. It's about a WWII dude who ends up being a spy/doublespy/triplespy/quadruplespy/etc. A kinda we-know-that-they-know-that-we-know-that-they-know midfvk plot. The storyline proves out his contention that you are what people think you are, not what you think you are. Thus the key quote to the whole novel.

"We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be."
WiF
USA - Thursday, September 09, 2004 at 11:44:57 (EDT)
Hey guys! What's going on here today?
Chong Lee
USA - Thursday, September 09, 2004 at 11:25:44 (EDT)
drawn and quartered?
???
USA - Thursday, September 09, 2004 at 11:24:50 (EDT)
Let's just say it wouldn't have been the first time.
R. Slurr
USA - Thursday, September 09, 2004 at 11:22:08 (EDT)
my estimate is half the flegg posts ain't flegg. So being half of a half-wit makes you....
WiF
USA - Thursday, September 09, 2004 at 11:21:10 (EDT)
Jeez, i thought it was a dead giveaway to the rest of the lurk that it wasn't really flegg. Especially since it had nothing to do with anything. really people.......you are making me weep. You know, like those russian mothers?
not really flegg
USA - Thursday, September 09, 2004 at 10:53:09 (EDT)
racist slur? isn't that a NASCAR manuever?
WiF
USA - Thursday, September 09, 2004 at 10:47:05 (EDT)
The Heaters will be doing a tribute to Al Jolson. MAMMY!
Kingfish O' Lurk
USA - Thursday, September 09, 2004 at 10:44:55 (EDT)
to troll as the moron and say something more foul and stupid than the moron
not easy to do
USA - Thursday, September 09, 2004 at 10:44:03 (EDT)
WiF, it's "you're racist slur". DUH!!
Pokey's Niece
USA - Thursday, September 09, 2004 at 10:43:13 (EDT)
imposter moron = FLEGG. real moron = flegg
Caps Guy
USA - Thursday, September 09, 2004 at 10:32:17 (EDT)
umm....hey guess I took that joke too far. I just wanted to anger the flegg. But i guess i should have thought about making him look like a complete ass. My bad. By the way my name is MJ and I'm very very sorry.
not really flegg
USA - Thursday, September 09, 2004 at 10:20:40 (EDT)
flegg has been edited for being a complete fucking moron and showing his true colors.
BSTC
USA - Thursday, September 09, 2004 at 10:02:47 (EDT)
flegg, in regards to your racist slur- eat sh!t and die. Is that clear enough?
WiF
USA - Thursday, September 09, 2004 at 09:56:15 (EDT)
DON KERRY?

icy pete
USA - Thursday, September 09, 2004 at 09:35:29 (EDT)
who is that Doff look alike on bass?


Talk about yer rare rockin bit-o-wax. And you just have to give a listen to that bass player on this track that's an ode to a hemorrhoid, "I Can't Sit Down". (Nota Bene- the hemorrhoid had a name, flegg)
WiF
USA - Thursday, September 09, 2004 at 09:28:51 (EDT)
More proof that bush is an AWOL deserter POS. So flegg, what do you have to say to the family of the guy who died in the chimp's place?
WiF
USA - Thursday, September 09, 2004 at 09:18:01 (EDT)

TS
USA - Thursday, September 09, 2004 at 09:13:27 (EDT)
Flegg = Toby Keith
CHUMP
USA - Thursday, September 09, 2004 at 04:55:35 (EDT)
i'll fix your computer. noooo problem. where the fuck were you saturday flegg? i mean besides whippin' your stubby with Zircon-encrusted tweezers to celebrate your new j3nna bush poster from ebay. we understand. but the sizz dropped more hits than ichiro. (ps: j3nna has a dick)
boris
- Wednesday, September 08, 2004 at 20:52:26 (EDT)
hey assholes i'm back. i was experiencing some major comp problems but i'm all set now. i see the m.o.p. is up to his same bullshit. some people never learn. your boy kerry is on the ropes and going down fast. hey do me a favor, when bush is reelected could you pull an alec baldwin and leave the country? only really mean it! you could move to cuba you'd fit right in with those commie assholes. or better yet france where all the fairie pacifists live. you could eat snails all day and talk of how much you hate bush it'll be great!! oui'oui! viva la frace!
flegg
USA - Wednesday, September 08, 2004 at 20:11:57 (EDT)
Come to Miami Beach! All of you!
TS
USA - Wednesday, September 08, 2004 at 18:00:38 (EDT)

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USA - Wednesday, September 08, 2004 at 17:44:26 (EDT)
the party was cool, but lacked a bit of SIZZLE...
Meathead
USA - Wednesday, September 08, 2004 at 17:37:04 (EDT)
Closer even to Gene, Gene the Dancing Machine

WR
USA - Wednesday, September 08, 2004 at 16:12:57 (EDT)
Now what possibly could impress someone who has led the exciting life of a McDonalds manager for 28 years?

"I've been a manager for 28 years," said Pat Currie, a manager at a McDonald's in Chippewa Township. "It's the most impressive thing I've ever seen."
WiF
USA - Wednesday, September 08, 2004 at 16:00:10 (EDT)
I am no Paul Lynde (sadly)

WR
USA - Wednesday, September 08, 2004 at 15:59:46 (EDT)
You are The Cabin Boy/Galley Wench

You, me lad, are an activist! You will not only change the world, you will make a dyed-in-the-wool Pirate dream of you in a sheep costume. You are the embodiment of the love that dare not hoist its sail! Ahoy thar! You could make a two-patch Pirate turn his head - but then he would lose sleep over it and what good would that do anyone? An innovator, you are WAY ahead of your time - and everyone else's. You are sensitive and artsy-fartsy. You say things like, "artsy-fartsy" but there is always a slight giggle in your voice when you say it - like Paul Lynde on Hollywood Squares delivering a staggering punch line. Speaking of "punching" the only "punching" you would do is punching up that outfit with some accessories - say, a little bandana and some glass beads. You're not the Pirate we want in a fight, but we want you there for the crying game that follows! You go, girl.



What's Yer Inner Pirate?
brought to you by The Official Talk Like A Pirate Web Site. Arrrrr!
WR
USA - Wednesday, September 08, 2004 at 15:53:23 (EDT)
hey, that F is hung for a stick figure
twiggy
USA - Wednesday, September 08, 2004 at 15:51:41 (EDT)
a font to kill kittens AND give you wood...

WiF
USA - Wednesday, September 08, 2004 at 15:49:23 (EDT)
Phil Collins on Genesis crashing in the desert- "I thought we broke up decades ago. Somebody owes me sum fvking royalties."
WiF
USA - Wednesday, September 08, 2004 at 15:47:38 (EDT)
Angus likes all kinds of music--he seems to have especially bad taste though, there's always something terrible on when I come home
WR
USA - Wednesday, September 08, 2004 at 15:43:54 (EDT)

Fuck angelfire!
KOGBV
USA - Wednesday, September 08, 2004 at 15:00:30 (EDT)

gee, looks like a slum with a view
Capt Obvious
USA - Wednesday, September 08, 2004 at 15:00:22 (EDT)
Last hurricane's damage:

WR
USA - Wednesday, September 08, 2004 at 14:53:36 (EDT)
Poor old Grenada. Hope the little island of Carriacou was spared the wrath of Ivan--I do want to go back there sometime (maybe now it will be really cheap and I can exploit the natives by buying up real estate).
WR
USA - Wednesday, September 08, 2004 at 14:40:48 (EDT)

TOMMORROW NIGHT!
KOL
USA - Wednesday, September 08, 2004 at 14:31:11 (EDT)

...or what if the Russians bomb Afghanistan and hit our boys?
WiF
USA - Wednesday, September 08, 2004 at 14:30:00 (EDT)
I was waiting to hear this one. The Russians are saying they'll bomb anywhere in the world they think is connected to the Chechen nutcases. So since it's common knowledge that Osama and his pals and the Chechen terrorists all use Pakistan as their main base of operations, what happens when the Russians bomb or invade Pakistan which bush declared to be our best pals after they sold nuke technology to everybody?
WiF of WWIII
USA - Wednesday, September 08, 2004 at 14:01:30 (EDT)
Did someone say blow?
Lady C
USA - Wednesday, September 08, 2004 at 13:43:05 (EDT)
Who's blowin' fonts in the mosh pit?
Muddy Briefs
USA - Wednesday, September 08, 2004 at 13:24:16 (EDT)
Cue the Anthrax song..
KOL
USA - Wednesday, September 08, 2004 at 13:07:39 (EDT)
"The capsule was returning after three years in space as part of six-year project that cost $260 million."

let's see, for the $131,567,893,012 we spent on bush's qWagmire so far, we could have paid for 500 such space projects, or put 18,601,436 more kids through Head Start, or hired 2,506,057 more public school teachers. When you look at it that way it's pretty clear bush was right to invade and occupy Iraq to make us safer from....................................................................... wait, it'll come to me.......................................................................................... something to do with weapons..... no that turned out not to be it.................................. liberating the... no that weren't it either.......................... well, let me thunk on that a while.
WiF
USA - Wednesday, September 08, 2004 at 12:38:40 (EDT)
That kitten pic is incredible. WiF, you get the striped shirt, I'll get the jello.
TS
USA - Wednesday, September 08, 2004 at 12:30:45 (EDT)
Mosh Pitt, bring it on.
Bobby Moshpit
USA - Wednesday, September 08, 2004 at 12:24:11 (EDT)

WiF
USA - Wednesday, September 08, 2004 at 12:22:46 (EDT)
Alright, who packed the chute on the Genesis thingy?
the pass the buck guy
USA - Wednesday, September 08, 2004 at 12:22:15 (EDT)
oops that sun ray atom satellite thingy just crashed. the chute didn't open. Nasa guys sound upset.
CHUMP
USA - Wednesday, September 08, 2004 at 12:03:06 (EDT)
Hey Mosh, your Mother and I have to go out again tonight. Maybe I'll see you on friday ok? Be nice to the sitter.
Mosh Pitt's Father
USA - Wednesday, September 08, 2004 at 11:38:04 (EDT)
Perforating Mexicans prefer their couscous underground
WR
USA - Wednesday, September 08, 2004 at 11:26:13 (EDT)
Bros, that iced coffee with espresso is like a pressure washer for your colon. I mean, fuck.
Mosh Pitt
USA - Wednesday, September 08, 2004 at 11:23:12 (EDT)
Used to be that common plebes didn't even know what a font was. Back in the day of letter press and hell, even rub off type you aswipes were still in diapers. Oh, but now everybody and their piece of crap Radio Shack computer with their crap desktop publishing forays all of a sudden thinks they know what a font is.
Snooty old school designer
USA - Wednesday, September 08, 2004 at 11:20:56 (EDT)
Proud to report a very Busy Morning indeed. Ahh...who's gonna get mommy a cigrit? WR, you all better after your bout with Truth and Ideals?
MJŪ
USA - Wednesday, September 08, 2004 at 11:17:39 (EDT)
This chumps hasn't had a busy morning in three days. I guess you would have to eat something first.
CHUMP
USA - Wednesday, September 08, 2004 at 10:58:42 (EDT)
A font walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."
WR
USA - Wednesday, September 08, 2004 at 10:58:21 (EDT)
attempting hydration with ginger ale in preparation for dehydration with tea.
WR
USA - Wednesday, September 08, 2004 at 10:53:44 (EDT)
Ore Ida shoulda kicked your ass when I had the chance, CHUMP!
MJŪ
USA - Wednesday, September 08, 2004 at 10:49:02 (EDT)
DEATH TO ALL LONG PIGS!!!
This guy member of MJ's terror group. Ore Ida

CHUMP
USA - Wednesday, September 08, 2004 at 10:47:01 (EDT)
Listen Chump, don' t you have a reason to live or something? Like caring for another human being?
MJŪ
USA - Wednesday, September 08, 2004 at 10:42:10 (EDT)

TODD
USA - Wednesday, September 08, 2004 at 10:38:50 (EDT)
Webspace formally occupied by benny banter captain.
Chump
USA - Wednesday, September 08, 2004 at 10:32:47 (EDT)
two words that don't fit together- gun safety
WiF
USA - Wednesday, September 08, 2004 at 10:20:43 (EDT)
Hey MJ, ya might wanna catch this bit of heli-acrobatics. they're literally catching some killer rays
WiF
USA - Wednesday, September 08, 2004 at 10:17:50 (EDT)
and TS, consider me officially fucked(?) off
WiF
USA - Wednesday, September 08, 2004 at 10:12:29 (EDT)
My main intention in using the mourning mom's pick was to point out the pain of real people caused by the powerful fanatic longpigs occupying places they aren't wanted vs. the fanatic disenfranchised longpigs who become so desperate to hang onto their version of the cloud being that they'll kill people who should be their allies in fighting the powerful fanatic longpigs. In short, it was meant to provoke what it did. Thank you all for proving that at least a good percentage of lurker longpigs deserve to die a quick painless death as opposed to the endlessly painful death bush, putin, bin laden, etc deserve.
WiF
USA - Wednesday, September 08, 2004 at 10:09:33 (EDT)
Well, that's one way of looking at it.
Chump
USA - Wednesday, September 08, 2004 at 09:37:42 (EDT)
Listen, everybody, all long pigs are long pigs. Little long pigs just grow up and become big long pigs. Long pigs exist soley to be fucking fodder for other long pig's foibles. And to kill the earth. Long pigs=cancer. Kill all long pigs.
MJŪ
USA - Wednesday, September 08, 2004 at 09:22:04 (EDT)
And really, what could be more funny than 200 dead children? Leave WiF alone. It is funny to read his moral attacks on flegg and then see a post like that. I mean to continue to update us on the US soldiers that have died as if it were the worst thing ever and then mock the parents of dead kids who never signed up for anything is awesome! That is what the lurk is all about.
Chump
USA - Wednesday, September 08, 2004 at 08:32:12 (EDT)
"The Wrong Choice"?!?!?!?!?!?! This article made me so angry I can't even comment on it.
TS
USA - Wednesday, September 08, 2004 at 08:29:21 (EDT)
One bad thing about getting no sleep and driving to work at 2am is that every once in a while you wake up doing 110mph with "in the living years" by mike and the mechanics playing on the radio.
Chump
USA - Wednesday, September 08, 2004 at 04:10:44 (EDT)
"Any way you slice the pie, this moronic, saccharine, neo-glam outfit is the worst band in America, with Rzeznik being the synthetic cherry filling. Quick, name one Goo Goo Dolls song! That's okay, you're not alone."
WR
USA - Tuesday, September 07, 2004 at 19:14:46 (EDT)
the Bosphorus -- which means 'Ford of the Cow'
<hornycow@rollin-for-booty.moo>
USA - Tuesday, September 07, 2004 at 19:13:30 (EDT)
such a whore of a computer. See also under Latin/Hispanic product failure: Chevy NOVA
WR
USA - Tuesday, September 07, 2004 at 19:08:30 (EDT)
Brian Cashman really needs to get below me. Wayne Cashman wants to kick his ass SO bad. So is Jose gonna see ANY ice in this tournament or what.
boris
- Tuesday, September 07, 2004 at 18:14:00 (EDT)
How thoughtful of you to volunteer your refereeing expertise to our little brawl!
TS
USA - Tuesday, September 07, 2004 at 18:07:11 (EDT)
good day and good week sweet lurk!
v!c
USA - Tuesday, September 07, 2004 at 18:05:45 (EDT)
pop!

USA - Tuesday, September 07, 2004 at 17:54:54 (EDT)
TS, feel free to take the shirt off..... and rub youself liberally with oil... and...
WiF
USA - Tuesday, September 07, 2004 at 17:54:46 (EDT)
How come I have to be the one in the ugly shirt, huh?
TS
USA - Tuesday, September 07, 2004 at 17:45:21 (EDT)
bush mission misunderaccomplished- 1,000 dead GIs. And bush was already so busy celebrating his Labor Day accomplishment

According to the Register, where the Bush Administration likes to place its little gifts to major campaign donors, 2.7 million workers will lose their overtime pay for a "benefit" of $1.53 billion. I put "benefit" in quotes because, in the official cost-benefit analysis issued by Bush's Labor Department, the amount employers will now be able to slice out of workers' pockets is tallied on the plus side of the rules change.
WiF
USA - Tuesday, September 07, 2004 at 17:06:06 (EDT)
meathead!
v!c
USA - Tuesday, September 07, 2004 at 16:39:58 (EDT)
What in the sam hill? That hydrating picture with the lady and the plant =funny and wtf. Meathead, how was the beach party?
MJŪ
USA - Tuesday, September 07, 2004 at 16:30:28 (EDT)
THIS also looks like the new helicoptor!

USA - Tuesday, September 07, 2004 at 16:17:51 (EDT)
TS getting knocked about by WR for that hydrating snap

new troll neigh shun
USA - Tuesday, September 07, 2004 at 16:06:36 (EDT)
WR hydrating.

TS
USA - Tuesday, September 07, 2004 at 15:46:14 (EDT)
Why that would be the debt bush has saddled upon mini-chong and the rest of the unsuspecting children in this country.
"Over the 10 years ending in 2014, the analysts now envision deficits totaling nearly $2.3 trillion — almost $300 billion worse than they projected in March."
WiF
USA - Tuesday, September 07, 2004 at 15:39:12 (EDT)
WR, no you didn't; hey, what does this number represent? 2.29 trillion (Wiffer?)
v!c
USA - Tuesday, September 07, 2004 at 15:08:38 (EDT)
Alright folks time to work on that dinner menu. Which appetizer will it be?

WiF
USA - Tuesday, September 07, 2004 at 14:54:42 (EDT)
Here's a first for me--man on phone just told me I had a pretty voice...so I replied, you have a real pretty mouth
WR
USA - Tuesday, September 07, 2004 at 14:50:35 (EDT)

Hairy Berry
USA - Tuesday, September 07, 2004 at 14:32:51 (EDT)
more monkey sex
WiF
USA - Tuesday, September 07, 2004 at 14:31:20 (EDT)
Uncle Vic won't be around rest o' this week for you lurkers to kick around. Going to the Cape. Flying a plane. Out of Chatham. Go figure. I may be back sooner than planned Allah willing.
FYI
USA - Tuesday, September 07, 2004 at 14:31:19 (EDT)
So who put that sign on the car we saw last night? Was that you, Chong? We were close to EP on 195. Sign read "I love monkey cock"
WR
USA - Tuesday, September 07, 2004 at 14:10:14 (EDT)
baseboard heater = helichopter?
Howard
USA - Tuesday, September 07, 2004 at 14:00:23 (EDT)
like, whoa.

USA - Tuesday, September 07, 2004 at 13:31:28 (EDT)
Coen and John Redding, a fellow brewmeister, received what they interpret as an irrefutable sign yesterday, just before the Red Sox took on the Texas Rangers: a 1918 penny stuck to the counter of their Heineken and Miller beer stand.
an' i point to my BAMBINO
USA - Tuesday, September 07, 2004 at 13:25:37 (EDT)
Cannoncockers build miniature version of Fenway Park in Iraq
cannoncockers=sizz tribute band?
USA - Tuesday, September 07, 2004 at 13:21:37 (EDT)
Manu plans to set the record by using a live cobra!
egads
USA - Tuesday, September 07, 2004 at 13:19:04 (EDT)
this is NOT a pussy snorkel:

USA - Tuesday, September 07, 2004 at 13:17:31 (EDT)
Absolute Truth and Ideals
MJŪ
USA - Tuesday, September 07, 2004 at 13:15:01 (EDT)
wait, there's a lurker going DOWN? better get one o' THESE!

USA - Tuesday, September 07, 2004 at 13:14:01 (EDT)
has anyone ever seen a sweatier, more lit dirty doris than saturday night?
v!c
USA - Tuesday, September 07, 2004 at 12:41:45 (EDT)
"WiF, comparing sizz audience members to mourning mothers of slain, innocent Russian children is a sacrilege!"

Your right MJ, I apologize. Those poor Russian women have suffered enough already without having to hear a benny geeg.
WiF
USA - Tuesday, September 07, 2004 at 12:41:02 (EDT)
We got into an argument over predicting the future. Turns out my prediction that Absolute Truth and Ideals would be replaced a Real Nice Ass Beating were correct!
KOL
USA - Tuesday, September 07, 2004 at 12:32:29 (EDT)
This looks good.
TS
USA - Tuesday, September 07, 2004 at 12:26:44 (EDT)
V!c, you don't talk so much.
MJŪ
USA - Tuesday, September 07, 2004 at 12:21:54 (EDT)
WiF, comparing sizz audience members to mourning mothers of slain, innocent Russian children is a sacrilege!
MJŪ
USA - Tuesday, September 07, 2004 at 12:20:57 (EDT)
doff = cosell, all those years?
yeti
USA - Tuesday, September 07, 2004 at 12:15:37 (EDT)
I still wish I was behind the bar. And if you can post proof positive of a bar-longing yeti, I say go for it.
v!c
USA - Tuesday, September 07, 2004 at 12:14:30 (EDT)
LURKER GOES DOWN! LURKER GOES DOWN!

USA - Tuesday, September 07, 2004 at 12:09:42 (EDT)
pic of the audience after the benny geeg.

Q. Were they crying in anguish because it was over or because of what they had just heard?
WiF
USA - Tuesday, September 07, 2004 at 12:06:04 (EDT)
Fucking eh. I STILL have a headache from the shit coming off the st@ge Saturday night. Why the hell did WR end up in the ER? Was it the group or was it simply WiF's impromptu slurred word jazz odyssey?
MJŪ
USA - Tuesday, September 07, 2004 at 11:51:53 (EDT)
Indeed. Chong is dead. Chong left after two songs. Never to be seen again. Long live chong.
Chump
USA - Tuesday, September 07, 2004 at 11:49:44 (EDT)
Q. At what sort of gathering would you expect fresh home-baked cookies in a ziplock baggie, tootsi roll minis, and everybody donning matching yellow bracelets? A. Funeral for Chong's rock and roll life.
MJŪ
USA - Tuesday, September 07, 2004 at 11:48:19 (EDT)
Speaking of......where didja get that jacket?
Chump
USA - Tuesday, September 07, 2004 at 11:33:38 (EDT)
I really am in the wrong line of work. Why can't I get these kinda "perks"?

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WiF
USA - Tuesday, September 07, 2004 at 11:29:22 (EDT)
What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is going on here?
Doff <sweater@meat.com>
USA - Tuesday, September 07, 2004 at 11:29:18 (EDT)
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not thunkin
USA - Tuesday, September 07, 2004 at 11:16:55 (EDT)
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texas hold em, texas hold em texas hold em - Tuesday, September 07, 2004 at 11:02:47 (EDT)
Another soldier down, looks like today will be the day the count hits 1,000.
WiF
USA - Tuesday, September 07, 2004 at 10:53:19 (EDT)
Now what could be a more exciting investment opportunity than a tupperware container full of wind?
WiF
USA - Tuesday, September 07, 2004 at 10:33:47 (EDT)
dats one spiffy sweater the mott is sporting
nit 1 perl 2
USA - Tuesday, September 07, 2004 at 10:31:35 (EDT)
Fuck. That Chong is one sneaky bastard. Babies=end of rock and roll.
Fuckin A-right
USA - Tuesday, September 07, 2004 at 10:15:56 (EDT)
Congrats Don!!
Chump
USA - Tuesday, September 07, 2004 at 10:10:41 (EDT)
THat show was so rad I almost punched my babysitter in the face.
pitty mosher
USA - Tuesday, September 07, 2004 at 09:51:44 (EDT)
That show slammed, HARD, bros. That shit was fucking mint. I must've popped about 4000 boners.
Mosh Pitt
USA - Tuesday, September 07, 2004 at 09:48:02 (EDT)
bush-bodybag count hit 998 this weekend. So of course bush's poll numbers are up
WiF
USA - Tuesday, September 07, 2004 at 09:00:18 (EDT)
tootsi = tootsie
toot sweet
USA - Tuesday, September 07, 2004 at 08:46:30 (EDT)
At what sort of gathering would you expect fresh home-baked cookies in a ziplock baggie, tootsi roll minis, and everybody donning matching yellow bracelets.
a) a Girl Scout den meeting
b) movie night at the old folks home
c) (insert humorous equivalent)
WiF
USA - Tuesday, September 07, 2004 at 08:44:44 (EDT)
Thank dog for my double wide pool noodle or I never would have made it through the storm! Too bad for you, Vic, because I was planning to leave you all my stilettos.
TS
USA - Tuesday, September 07, 2004 at 08:33:53 (EDT)
Was up all night after g!g--too happy to sleep. Well, it was more like too much pain to sleep--maybe one too many vodkas so I decided to spend 2 hours in the ER . Very restful there from 4:30-6:30. But great shew indeed--how very nice to see people of my generation out after 9pm.
WR
USA - Tuesday, September 07, 2004 at 08:32:16 (EDT)
ditto pokey, that is.
Bruce Froeming
- Tuesday, September 07, 2004 at 08:04:14 (EDT)
tort = on bench tonight. ditto. bk though? no soup for you.
boris
- Tuesday, September 07, 2004 at 08:02:34 (EDT)
Is that timmy on a pool noodle or MJ floating a steamer?
Pokey's Niece
USA - Tuesday, September 07, 2004 at 05:34:05 (EDT)
I will pay top dollar for that picture of a yeti behind a drumkit wishing to be behind a bar.
Fan #127
USA - Monday, September 06, 2004 at 23:42:10 (EDT)
hurrying certainly, but my heart would've exploded in a fine red mist by the end of carpenter street if it was actual running. more like...falling down a hill without the hill. fueled by alcohol after-burr-ner. well worth the effort.
boris
- Monday, September 06, 2004 at 21:57:41 (EDT)
Legend has it that Boris actually RAN all the way from the Defecatur to the Green Room to attend the benny gig on time.
Fan #456
USA - Monday, September 06, 2004 at 12:59:31 (EDT)
WICKED cock lounger. in fluorescent delicto.
boris
- Monday, September 06, 2004 at 12:18:11 (EDT)
"Legend has it that Zeus' wife Hera became jealous and sent a swarm of flying gnats to irritate her rival Io. Io turned herself into a heifer and, from the Asian shore, plunged into what is now called the Bosphorus -- which means 'Ford of the Cow' -- thus escaping the annoying insects."
boris
- Monday, September 06, 2004 at 12:14:44 (EDT)
cockles cockles cocklounges the B as in boris is for bawd
BOsphoRUS
USA - Monday, September 06, 2004 at 11:33:56 (EDT)
Borus = Not Boris. Boris = cock lounger.
Adoring Boy
USA - Monday, September 06, 2004 at 11:11:52 (EDT)
chong me lovee. gots ass dart for yis
borus
USA - Monday, September 06, 2004 at 10:59:30 (EDT)
Dammit v!c. You rot. I have good pic of someone behind drumset looking like he wish he back at bar. And then WiF does some kind of acid induced stage banter from who knows where....."Ladies and gentlemen, I give you....THE BLUE VAN!!!!"
Pokey's Niece
USA - Monday, September 06, 2004 at 09:09:41 (EDT)
Mustard NUgget have irate bowel syndrome.
Chong Lee
USA - Monday, September 06, 2004 at 08:08:47 (EDT)
you guys were good but should have played more then two songs.
Chong
USA - Monday, September 06, 2004 at 03:11:47 (EDT)
chong's cool, but boris is sooo dope! no, wazit they're equal dope
mustard nugget
USA - Sunday, September 05, 2004 at 21:00:38 (EDT)
PLUS the old school Rocketeers from back in the day...what a treat. Boppo et al...
MJŪ
USA - Sunday, September 05, 2004 at 18:17:48 (EDT)
boris, wif, kol, wr, meat, chong, deb. I blow you so hard for attending g!g. You the reason the sizz exists, man. Forgot just one important bit of stage banter, "Thank you, goodnigh! We're TEAL THRILLS!"
MJŪ
USA - Sunday, September 05, 2004 at 18:06:11 (EDT)
damn, didja see the gams on that MJ dude?
random BS enthusiast #237
USA - Sunday, September 05, 2004 at 12:46:40 (EDT)
comfy cozy ailly dozy
nuts
USA - Sunday, September 05, 2004 at 12:03:53 (EDT)
chong L-E-E douche! I hat you.
el boofo
ri USA - Sunday, September 05, 2004 at 12:01:02 (EDT)
Chong Li?! Boris?! Holy Shit! Chong Li! - Boris! in the same room - same show! Titans (Clash of...? Not on yer life!)!- Cock Lounge! - Crazy shit; shit crazy! minds meet, set, match, love! 2 R'n'R bros on the freelove highway - not my way, no way! Sick!
Grapes <banjanxed@hotmail.com>
narr., ri USA - Sunday, September 05, 2004 at 11:44:20 (EDT)
PS: Raspberry Anastasia. Gitcher bad self one.
 
- Sunday, September 05, 2004 at 09:57:12 (EDT)
boy even listening though cocked ears benny sounded awesome. didn't see all but saw most and....man. you guys should, like, play out. sheeeeit. every single one'a youse. rock hard or don't rock at all indeed.
boris
- Sunday, September 05, 2004 at 09:55:26 (EDT)
I'm so broke I can't pay attention.
FACE!
USA - Sunday, September 05, 2004 at 08:49:45 (EDT)
fongu!
v!c
USA - Saturday, September 04, 2004 at 17:37:51 (EDT)
you should all be preparing to attend the gig tonight...can't wait to see Blues Bastard! I'm writing the set list for Blue Van myself!
v!c
USA - Saturday, September 04, 2004 at 17:18:33 (EDT)
Kevin Browneye thumbnails:
Favorite Band: Wham!
Favorite Album: The Wall
doris
- Saturday, September 04, 2004 at 12:05:22 (EDT)
How about Toughskins cut-offs? Is that too rock for ya? huh! Is it! Come-on!
Wrangler Jane
USA - Saturday, September 04, 2004 at 10:45:21 (EDT)
I have been told (but do not agree with) that no band should wear shorts on stage. So may I suggest some type of uniform? Size SMALL boys shirt (red?) and some purple Toughskins?
WR
USA - Saturday, September 04, 2004 at 09:17:11 (EDT)
Rocco, you just wait for the call, don't make a move until you get THE CALL; see y'all tomorree night lurkers-all
v!c
USA - Friday, September 03, 2004 at 18:02:34 (EDT)
WiFFer you bloomin' onion! be there ready to Nipsy by 10p...I think we're 2nd after this "Blue Van"...; and you dirty, UUU Bastard, we'd better see your face tomorrow night; a good night to all lurkers and to all lurkers a good night
v!c
USA - Friday, September 03, 2004 at 18:01:25 (EDT)
they're not man-breasts anymore. they're moobs.
doris
- Friday, September 03, 2004 at 17:46:40 (EDT)
And may I suggest that a certain set of basement inhabitors each leave a wrist unadorned so as to accentuate a certain g@y @ss bling bling that just very recently came via snail mail.
WiF
USA - Friday, September 03, 2004 at 16:55:16 (EDT)
no time? 7-ish, 12-ish, 18-ish?
ishkabibble
USA - Friday, September 03, 2004 at 16:48:10 (EDT)
2 smearvets get their payoff-
Two former Vietnam prisoners of war who appear in ads attacking Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry were appointed by the Bush administration to a panel advising the Department of Veterans Affairs
WiF
USA - Friday, September 03, 2004 at 16:46:44 (EDT)
Any estimated time on when benny shows his colors
tipsy russell
USA - Friday, September 03, 2004 at 15:52:00 (EDT)
KOL, due to present overhead surf conditions and general hecticness saturday motorscooter ballyhoo may not be a good idea.
DobDodd
USA - Friday, September 03, 2004 at 15:34:38 (EDT)
A message from the Mississippi delta: Yeti up dear lurkers!
Muddy Briefs
USA - Friday, September 03, 2004 at 14:59:31 (EDT)
I like to get my Afflack on!
Barnyard Friend
USA - Friday, September 03, 2004 at 14:58:32 (EDT)
Is it true that the Newport bar "friends" is actually situated in a barnyard where Aquidneck rockers can go and get their alledged freak on?
Muddy Briefs
USA - Friday, September 03, 2004 at 14:53:20 (EDT)
shaving? you got the wrong guy
that 70's lurker
USA - Friday, September 03, 2004 at 14:49:39 (EDT)
MJ, don't you think that 70's lurker is shaving off a couple more years than is beleivable?
Enjoying the show
USA - Friday, September 03, 2004 at 14:44:27 (EDT)
Oh Victor, everyone knows that sheep can't climb the Himilayas!
Rocco
USA - Friday, September 03, 2004 at 14:42:18 (EDT)
there was a flabberghasting request for Yeti to wear an even TIGHTER t-shirt that last gig; believe me, you don't want to see that
duck duck Yeti
USA - Friday, September 03, 2004 at 14:41:28 (EDT)
Rumour has it that Terry will be donning a pink Pokey jersey that he will acquire by mugging MJ before said geeg.
Rocco
USA - Friday, September 03, 2004 at 14:39:20 (EDT)
Since the discussion turned briefly to st@gegear, will Terry be donning that Chess King outfit again?
that 70's lurker
USA - Friday, September 03, 2004 at 14:31:00 (EDT)
I've received official Onion training. Explain yo'self Rocco.
v!c
USA - Friday, September 03, 2004 at 14:10:13 (EDT)
Goat holding 6 pack=sacred yeti pleaser.
Rocco
USA - Friday, September 03, 2004 at 12:57:48 (EDT)
Bill Clinton is going in for a quadruple bypass.
WiF
USA - Friday, September 03, 2004 at 12:34:28 (EDT)
Yeti up motherfuckers!
Rocco
USA - Friday, September 03, 2004 at 12:25:35 (EDT)
I thought Chil was a fictional member of the fictional band named Bonelard
WiF
USA - Friday, September 03, 2004 at 12:10:24 (EDT)
baseball shiz about coo-coo caracas is in fact, fact. And a million of anything ain't what it used to be...
"They checked over the house, took a million bolivars ($520) that she had to pay workers and then took her and a mechanic,"
WiF
USA - Friday, September 03, 2004 at 12:08:13 (EDT)
What exactly is the Onion gonna teach v!c?
WiF
USA - Friday, September 03, 2004 at 12:05:22 (EDT)
Too bad Chil is dead.
Old Lurk Persona
USA - Friday, September 03, 2004 at 12:05:14 (EDT)
booya to the seti yeti
boris
- Friday, September 03, 2004 at 12:04:50 (EDT)
Bluesy = Better, therefore Slash is the superior rocker
WiF
USA - Friday, September 03, 2004 at 12:02:26 (EDT)
V!c + Onion lesson =scary
BMŪ
USA - Friday, September 03, 2004 at 12:02:03 (EDT)
My fucking snaps snap to attention WAY better than Slash's snaps ANYDAY. Hey is that true about Uggie's mom being kidnapped?
MJŪ
USA - Friday, September 03, 2004 at 12:00:54 (EDT)
this is weird, a Republican twisting the facts
v!c
USA - Friday, September 03, 2004 at 11:54:00 (EDT)
CHIL MOTT WAS THE HEART AND SOUL OF BENNYSIZZLER . CHIL RULES. TERRY=TOO BLUESY AND FAILED GNR AUDITION 2X TIL GENE SEVERENS QUIT.
New Lurk Persona.
USA - Friday, September 03, 2004 at 11:53:45 (EDT)
IZZY STRADLIN WAS THE HEART AND SOUL OF GnR. IZZY RULES. SLASH=TOO BLUESY AND FAILED GNR AUDITION 2X TIL TRACII GUNS QUIT.
KOL ranting, Flegg-Style
USA - Friday, September 03, 2004 at 11:38:11 (EDT)
Then noon thirty it shall be.
Doff
USA - Friday, September 03, 2004 at 11:31:39 (EDT)
At first I thought this was an MJ action figure with the top hat akimbo, but I realized the snaps were to prominent

WiF
USA - Friday, September 03, 2004 at 11:28:36 (EDT)
how 'bout noon thirty
veek
USA - Friday, September 03, 2004 at 11:26:39 (EDT)
Hey Mr. Rios (aka Yeti) give me a time (estimate).
DDoff
USA - Friday, September 03, 2004 at 11:16:59 (EDT)
define "lunchtime"
v!c
USA - Friday, September 03, 2004 at 11:13:20 (EDT)
been THERE done THAT
v!c
USA - Friday, September 03, 2004 at 11:12:23 (EDT)
Seti Yeti, any chance for a 5 minute Onion lesson at lunchtime?
DonDoff
USA - Friday, September 03, 2004 at 11:09:34 (EDT)
V!c, try this look. It really just might put the band over the top!

USA - Friday, September 03, 2004 at 10:59:41 (EDT)
p.s. AND top hat akimbo
v!c
USA - Friday, September 03, 2004 at 10:51:49 (EDT)
you now have a chance to redeem yourself; tomorrow night; something lacy
v!c
USA - Friday, September 03, 2004 at 10:50:50 (EDT)
Word from the guys who bumrushed my show last weekend is that MJ's outfit (and I don't mean outfit as in GROUP, I mean actual WARDROBE OUTFIT) did not cut the mustard for "sta@gewear".
MJŪ
USA - Friday, September 03, 2004 at 10:49:14 (EDT)
If I do go to the show I want an innie. I also have the perfect excuse for an early outie.
New Lurk Persona.
USA - Friday, September 03, 2004 at 10:28:14 (EDT)
I may even go see Blues Bastard tomorrow night. They'll be playing at the Green Room with two other bands no one's ever heard of.
nite nite yeti
USA - Friday, September 03, 2004 at 10:23:17 (EDT)
This show is gonna be fucking MINT. My whole crew is coming and we are all gonna wear our Crimson Ghost outfits and show you fuckers how WE get down.
Mosh Pitt
USA - Friday, September 03, 2004 at 10:16:39 (EDT)
Can I come to the show?
Fat Manny Colon
USA - Friday, September 03, 2004 at 10:09:49 (EDT)
this old lurker will be in attendance as ordered. see ya sat--off to enjoy yet another vacation day--oh wait, why am I at work right now?
WR
USA - Friday, September 03, 2004 at 10:03:24 (EDT)
and rumor has it I got a certain something via USPS to add to the Benny Fest tomorrow
WiF
USA - Friday, September 03, 2004 at 09:58:25 (EDT)
I guess TS is huddled somewhere with her pool noodle. Of course now that they cleared out 2 million people it looks like the storm is fizzling.
WiF
USA - Friday, September 03, 2004 at 09:56:41 (EDT)
Hello. I can't wait to see Benny Sizzler this weekend.
New Lurk Persona.
USA - Friday, September 03, 2004 at 09:43:03 (EDT)
England's footballer Steven Gerrard may miss the game against Austria tom. due to a 'sore groin', yet the cross-dressers who play guitar in The Darkness haven't missed a gig..... What the hell is that about besides a pact with the devil Dick Cheney?????
Serge Gainsbourg
USA - Thursday, September 02, 2004 at 20:25:30 (EDT)
Did we write it?
Old Skull
USA - Thursday, September 02, 2004 at 20:10:22 (EDT)
ouch, four idiots in venezuela kidnap uggie urbina's mom. no word from anybody. that'd kinda suck a lot.
boris
- Thursday, September 02, 2004 at 18:23:15 (EDT)
Dude. thats so harsh. Okay. I will give those little dudes a songwriting credit. We cool?
Mosh Pitt
USA - Thursday, September 02, 2004 at 17:53:37 (EDT)
Hey Pitt, I know for a fact that "Because you're old" was written by a six year old and an 11 year old. What's so punk about stealing songs?
WR
USA - Thursday, September 02, 2004 at 17:51:48 (EDT)
And what does an owl use for bait anyway? Why, DUNG of course
WiF
USA - Thursday, September 02, 2004 at 16:42:00 (EDT)
This might explain why chong makes no sense in any language.

WiF
USA - Thursday, September 02, 2004 at 16:38:51 (EDT)
Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the [2004] Summer Olympics that they would like to take back ////// 1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing." ////// 2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother." /////// 3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father." /////// 4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries,and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious." //////// 5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again." //////// 6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces." /////// 7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew." /////// 8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field." /////// 9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them . . . Oh my God, what have I just said?"
yogi the berra
USA - Thursday, September 02, 2004 at 16:19:56 (EDT)
on=out, rife =ride
blow me
USA - Thursday, September 02, 2004 at 16:10:32 (EDT)
The iron lung tshirt is so very funny. Vic, dear lord on fucking high, did you just RAP?! KOL. taking the bike on now to "practice" for weekend rife. WR can have my dogs....
MJŪ aka BM
USA - Thursday, September 02, 2004 at 16:09:49 (EDT)
talk about rhythmless, meet Mr. Jiggy Fly; good day good sirs
v!c
USA - Thursday, September 02, 2004 at 15:39:12 (EDT)
awesome t-shirt idea- Benny Sizzler gave me primary spontaneous pneumothorax and all I got was this stupid iron lung

ok, maybe not.
--Noppen said he and his colleagues suspect that loud music may damage the lungs due to its booming bass frequency, which can be felt as a vibration going through the body. The lungs may essentially start to vibrate in the same frequency as the bass, which could cause a lung to rupture.
WiF
USA - Thursday, September 02, 2004 at 15:21:48 (EDT)
White,hairy, creature of mythology=Mr. Jiggy-fly.
Rocco
USA - Thursday, September 02, 2004 at 15:17:37 (EDT)
that don't even gotz rhythm let alone rhyme
Strafe Toilet
USA - Thursday, September 02, 2004 at 15:16:55 (EDT)
yo' name may be Tipsy but you gonna trip, see? v!csy here to claim his crown when you be goin' down
v!csy
USA - Thursday, September 02, 2004 at 14:56:36 (EDT)
Hey bros, I wrote you dudes a tune. Maybe you can play it saturday? That would rawk so hard. It's called Thunderbird Bridge. It's about this bridge near the highway where I like to hang out under it and drink Thunderbird.
Mosh Pitt
USA - Thursday, September 02, 2004 at 14:55:25 (EDT)
That weren't no rhyme that was a damn verbal crime
Tipsy
USA - Thursday, September 02, 2004 at 14:38:33 (EDT)
dat rap was crap
Strafe Toilet
USA - Thursday, September 02, 2004 at 14:35:31 (EDT)
define "helmet"
Mo"Rocco" Mole
USA - Thursday, September 02, 2004 at 14:35:29 (EDT)
I think someone is having a throw down with our own Tipsy Russel.
DonDoff
USA - Thursday, September 02, 2004 at 14:34:14 (EDT)
Rocco, I've seen you slam. You slam like Paul Hamm, high voice, pants up higher, gold medal or no, you turn the pit into fire.
MJŪ, I mean, "BM"
USA - Thursday, September 02, 2004 at 14:26:12 (EDT)
I want one of them tough punk rock names. I know I'll be
Strafe Toilet
USA - Thursday, September 02, 2004 at 14:23:37 (EDT)
Mount the slam cam to my helmet, I'm going in!
Rocco
USA - Thursday, September 02, 2004 at 14:14:59 (EDT)
My new lurk name. And no, I am not MJ. My name is Mosh Pitt and I play in a band called The Slammers.
Mosh Pitt
USA - Thursday, September 02, 2004 at 14:05:12 (EDT)
BM sounds appropriate
the strafing crapper
USA - Thursday, September 02, 2004 at 14:01:33 (EDT)
Guys, I was thinking about a new lurk name. What do you think of "Bobby Moshpit"?
MJŪ
USA - Thursday, September 02, 2004 at 13:55:36 (EDT)
Stukas Over Disneyland?
Leonard
USA - Thursday, September 02, 2004 at 13:52:53 (EDT)
Funny you mention it Wif, since the German potato salad I ate is causing me to strafe the toilet.
KOL
USA - Thursday, September 02, 2004 at 12:30:07 (EDT)
and didya know the etymology of the word strafe? Etymology: German- Gott strafe England (God punish England), German propaganda slogan during World War I
WiF
USA - Thursday, September 02, 2004 at 12:21:00 (EDT)
this would be something like a strop used to hone your er...blade

USA - Thursday, September 02, 2004 at 12:20:54 (EDT)
Are you gonna practice strafing runs on chong jr?
WiF
USA - Thursday, September 02, 2004 at 12:17:31 (EDT)
The Sneak has long fantasized about shooting an RC airplane out of the sky with a .22...or a shotgun.
Sneak
USA - Thursday, September 02, 2004 at 12:10:38 (EDT)
Okay, fucking CHONG, we get it. You BOUGHT A REMOTE CONTOLLED AIRCRAFT. Sure, your wife won't let you spend money on something like Cheffie's rig but you can BUY A REMOTE CONTROLLED AIRPLANE.
MJŪ
USA - Thursday, September 02, 2004 at 12:07:18 (EDT)
what's a strop?
just asking
USA - Thursday, September 02, 2004 at 11:59:42 (EDT)
TS it looks like it's time to grab the pool noodle. If you check the forecast points box at the top it shows the expectd path too.
WiF
USA - Thursday, September 02, 2004 at 11:58:28 (EDT)
Chong(strop strop strop), come here a minute...
Dale
- Thursday, September 02, 2004 at 11:58:09 (EDT)
chong we already do have an annual Cessna race. We just don't invite you.
WiF
USA - Thursday, September 02, 2004 at 11:50:44 (EDT)
Anyone else notice that there seems to a connection between hurricanes busting up TS's backyard and benny geegs?
WiF of deja view
USA - Thursday, September 02, 2004 at 11:48:38 (EDT)
What are you all a bunch of pussies? CESSNA RACE ME!!! DO IT! no rc piper cubs allowed. that would be lame and stupid
Chong Lee
USA - Thursday, September 02, 2004 at 11:44:20 (EDT)
MIAMI (AP) - Miami-Dade County ordered 320,000 residents to evacuate Thursday because of Hurricane Frances.

USA - Thursday, September 02, 2004 at 11:41:10 (EDT)
Does that mean that the lurk needs a pinch?
Chong
USA - Thursday, September 02, 2004 at 11:36:59 (EDT)
i'd just like to remind the team that we are now in the karmically-crucial portion of our program. and that ill-considered efforts to spout as if it was over will be met with immediate execution by chief headsman sveum. thank you and good night.
doris
- Thursday, September 02, 2004 at 11:33:01 (EDT)
Ok, how about an annual LURK remote controll cessna air race? We can have judges and beer and maybe some pie for MJ.
CHONG
USA - Thursday, September 02, 2004 at 11:32:09 (EDT)
make it a double-wide...like flegg's
v!c
USA - Thursday, September 02, 2004 at 11:30:01 (EDT)
TS take cover in a trailer on the coast!!! NOW!!!
MJŪ
USA - Thursday, September 02, 2004 at 11:22:46 (EDT)
It looks like the world is coming to an end here. Homes and businesses are all boarded up, the supermarket is a nightmare, and now they are evacuating the building I work in. If only Frances was heading towards NYC, she could wipe out all the republicans.
TS
USA - Thursday, September 02, 2004 at 11:14:58 (EDT)
Here's the full ET lowdown.
WiF
USA - Thursday, September 02, 2004 at 11:12:04 (EDT)
See I tell you Seti Yeti
Chong Lee
USA - Thursday, September 02, 2004 at 11:08:16 (EDT)
that story as believeing as "chong sighted on island" possible at pete and flo's eating cramcake. maybe robster craws.
CHONG
USA - Thursday, September 02, 2004 at 10:56:47 (EDT)
for you SETI fans...we may've found little green men
the yeti
USA - Thursday, September 02, 2004 at 10:47:32 (EDT)
TS...

USA - Thursday, September 02, 2004 at 10:45:16 (EDT)
Dick Tator

USA - Thursday, September 02, 2004 at 10:37:47 (EDT)
hey flegg, here's your Georgia nutjob

USA - Thursday, September 02, 2004 at 10:08:23 (EDT)
apparently one of the voices in my head decided to do some drinking last night
WiF
USA - Thursday, September 02, 2004 at 10:06:28 (EDT)
That's great advice WR but I can't afford it and I think the airport is already shut down. I'm going to cower in a closet with NPR and a bottle of Laphroaig. The storm is headed for West Palm, so we probably won't get the worst of it.
TS
USA - Thursday, September 02, 2004 at 09:40:44 (EDT)
suzanne takes you down, to her place by the river...I'm already a strange Leo Cohen fan but Judy Collins? And that cover photo? And so sorry for decapitated buddy's family (& buddy). Unfortunately, drunk driving charge will probably stick no matter what they ask for. TS, quick, get a flight!
WR
USA - Thursday, September 02, 2004 at 08:37:25 (EDT)
Flegg=WiF. I'm sorry it took so long to figure this out. I ahould have known much earlier. Good on ya WiF!
Chong Lee
USA - Thursday, September 02, 2004 at 08:12:49 (EDT)
ZELL MILLER IS THE MAN!!!!!! truer words were never spoken. and cheney aint to shabby either.
flegg
USA - Thursday, September 02, 2004 at 07:45:17 (EDT)
armed with what? spitball?
LOLOLOL
USA - Wednesday, September 01, 2004 at 22:13:45 (EDT)
Boris, words can hurt too you know.
MJŪ
USA - Wednesday, September 01, 2004 at 20:10:18 (EDT)
it's a killswitch? i always thought it was a dimmer.
boris
- Wednesday, September 01, 2004 at 19:58:32 (EDT)
KOL, Don has to ask his mother first. In the meantime, how coincidental...TS actually stands for Tropical Storm...Maybe you should change your moniker to umm... something funny and witty yet benign.
MJŪ
USA - Wednesday, September 01, 2004 at 18:50:58 (EDT)
Don wanna go riding wit us saturday AM? SE Mass backroads..
KOL
USA - Wednesday, September 01, 2004 at 18:41:57 (EDT)
Onion=My buddy
DonDoff <pre@emtive.strike>
USA - Wednesday, September 01, 2004 at 18:29:01 (EDT)
Firstly, TS is worrried about her life and seconds later WR is worried about Judy Collins. And (B) when I go out drinking and driving with my buddy I make sure that Onion's head stays in the car.
DonDoff
USA - Wednesday, September 01, 2004 at 18:27:18 (EDT)
I'm off to raid the liquor store and the porn shops.
TS
USA - Wednesday, September 01, 2004 at 18:04:26 (EDT)
Actually, it's not really heading for Miami in the photos, it's heading for THE ENTIRE STATE. Which means I have nowhere to run to.
TS
USA - Wednesday, September 01, 2004 at 18:02:40 (EDT)

TS
USA - Wednesday, September 01, 2004 at 18:01:22 (EDT)
good day sports fans; and WiF, you'd better work up one HELL of a Nipsyism for Saturday
v!c
USA - Wednesday, September 01, 2004 at 17:54:02 (EDT)
And great news for real sport fans, Neon Deion signed with the Ravens. Which means we won't have to listen to the idiot on CBS's pregame and halftime shows.
WiF
USA - Wednesday, September 01, 2004 at 17:42:34 (EDT)
and v!c, what's a decapitation between drinking buddies in the big picture?
WiF
USA - Wednesday, September 01, 2004 at 17:35:38 (EDT)
Cool colorful swirly thingy for TS to watch as her doom draws closer.
WiF of thingys to come
USA - Wednesday, September 01, 2004 at 17:33:38 (EDT)
then again maybe that tab is having some lingering affect on my judgement
WiF
USA - Wednesday, September 01, 2004 at 17:32:16 (EDT)
At the risk of being viscerated by the rest of the lurk, I heard a bit of the Collins CD on an NPR news spot about the album and the clips they played were pretty good
WiF
USA - Wednesday, September 01, 2004 at 17:26:56 (EDT)
Judy Collins son (the one she had with Stephen Stills) used to live in Fox Point back when I was a mere teen. I did my first hit of acid (orange pyramid windowpanes 1000 mics pure sh!t) with a bunch of friends including Clark Collins who did less than a quarter hit (a sliver I tell ya). He ended up in Butler after turning an apartment upside down saying giant bats and manta ray type critters were swooping down on him, and I ended up having a great time all over the east side and ending up... well, like this.
WiF
USA - Wednesday, September 01, 2004 at 17:23:27 (EDT)
V!c, since I know how sensitive you are to lurks that go ignored, I'll read your link in good time, for the immediate now I just need to comment on the Judy Collins jpg.
MJŪ
USA - Wednesday, September 01, 2004 at 17:17:48 (EDT)
TS, you're officially EFFED.
v!c
USA - Wednesday, September 01, 2004 at 16:56:51 (EDT)
just read and wonder...
v!c
USA - Wednesday, September 01, 2004 at 16:47:26 (EDT)

WR
USA - Wednesday, September 01, 2004 at 16:40:27 (EDT)
Oh my god, I am going to die.
TS
Hurricane Central, USA - Wednesday, September 01, 2004 at 16:40:02 (EDT)
And in Sports: Mickey Mantle Blood Alcohol Level Nearing .400
Onion
USA - Wednesday, September 01, 2004 at 16:39:42 (EDT)
As dumb as Dumya!

WR
USA - Wednesday, September 01, 2004 at 16:33:21 (EDT)
key excerpt: Kravochuck met Ivinskas, 36, of Euclid, at an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting.
v!c
USA - Wednesday, September 01, 2004 at 16:28:48 (EDT)
I'd bang melissa rivers.
;-{)
USA - Wednesday, September 01, 2004 at 16:25:16 (EDT)
he was probably talkin' sh!t
WR
USA - Wednesday, September 01, 2004 at 16:23:52 (EDT)
Not a Fit Night Out For Man Nor Beast
Leeronicus
USA - Wednesday, September 01, 2004 at 16:18:13 (EDT)
But you answer every question with a riddle And refuse to even choose to let me go
IndieEdge
USA - Wednesday, September 01, 2004 at 16:17:04 (EDT)
Barnes told 60 Minutes what? um... I uh.... um... DADDY!

WiF
USA - Wednesday, September 01, 2004 at 16:16:08 (EDT)
Looks like tex Lt Gov Barnes who said this... "I got a young man named George W. Bush into the Texas Air Guard - and I'm ashamed."... has done an interview to be aired on 60 Minutes in a couple of weeks. So since the flegg's pals said lying about a BJ was enough to get impeached for, it certainly must be enough to impeach bush that he has repeated for years that nobody pulled strings to get him his guard slot. Here's a video clip of what's to come flegg.
WiF
USA - Wednesday, September 01, 2004 at 16:10:02 (EDT)
Hey, STONEedge, I got yo $$. Where you want it?
MJŪ
USA - Wednesday, September 01, 2004 at 16:08:40 (EDT)
Is it me or does the Bush crotch dropping on the left look like a poor man's Melissa Rivers...?
MJŪ
USA - Wednesday, September 01, 2004 at 16:07:41 (EDT)
Oh my god like flegg said my dad was hitler somebody. U can not be real.
flegging a dead horse
USA - Wednesday, September 01, 2004 at 16:00:12 (EDT)
one of the Bushettes quoteth

USA - Wednesday, September 01, 2004 at 14:35:49 (EDT)
boris...yup
chef
USA - Wednesday, September 01, 2004 at 14:26:45 (EDT)
hot chix for the puzzled lurker (and possibly v!c who be a horndog like me)
WiF
USA - Wednesday, September 01, 2004 at 14:26:36 (EDT)
HELLO LURKERS!

teuthowenia
USA - Wednesday, September 01, 2004 at 14:20:07 (EDT)
Keyes calls the only cheney family member who knows what to do with bush a "selfish hedonist"
WiF
USA - Wednesday, September 01, 2004 at 14:19:48 (EDT)
I'd kill for Ikea here
WR
USA - Wednesday, September 01, 2004 at 14:04:34 (EDT)
i only fuck with tron when i'm liquored up. generally. cheffy, u still at that same snotmail addy?
boris
- Wednesday, September 01, 2004 at 13:37:51 (EDT)
why hot chix wanna destroy me?

USA - Wednesday, September 01, 2004 at 13:36:58 (EDT)
check out all the hot chix that wanna wax bush

WiF
USA - Wednesday, September 01, 2004 at 12:23:12 (EDT)
MJ bristled?

just brushing up
USA - Wednesday, September 01, 2004 at 12:08:19 (EDT)
Police said that they had considerable difficulty separating the drunken flegg from his partner.
WiF
USA - Wednesday, September 01, 2004 at 12:05:52 (EDT)
flegg, you're takin' it all too hard; cheffy, I can ask around on that amped up amp if you'd like; MJ bristled, did anyone notice? and chong? STAY OFF MY ISLAND!
v!c
USA - Wednesday, September 01, 2004 at 12:02:08 (EDT)
Dammit. Just got answer. Sounded like no. it not like i have anything else to spend money on.
CHONG
USA - Wednesday, September 01, 2004 at 11:45:04 (EDT)
Dick Tuck article- precisely where I plagerized it from. The tricky Dick who really knew how to be tricky without breaking the law. Here's a couple fave Tuckisms-

-During one of Nixon's "whistle-stop" train tours, at a stop in San Luis Obispo, California, Tuck dressed up in a brakeman's uniform and signalled the engineer to start moving the train in the middle of Nixon's speech.
-Tuck hired a number of very pregnant women to carry signs at Nixon rallies that bore the Nixon campaign slogan "Nixon's the One."
-Before he became well-known to Nixon's campaign team, Tuck once took charge of organizing a rally for Nixon at a large venue, but he carefully failed to publicize it. Nixon ended up speaking to a mostly-empty auditorium. Introducing the candidate, Tuck said, "Richard Nixon will now tell us about the World Monetary Fund," which of course, was not the subject Nixon was planning to address.
Le Fouille Merde
USA - Wednesday, September 01, 2004 at 11:25:03 (EDT)
Chong Birthday the 16th. Chong talk with honorable wife about it. Chong think he already know answer.
Chong Lee
USA - Wednesday, September 01, 2004 at 11:18:36 (EDT)
Moore's USA Today shiz from yesterday
and Moore's USA Today shiz from today-
Thousands of Republicans turned to me chanting "Four more years." I thought, "That's strange, Republicans are usually good at math, but they're off by a few dozen months. Bush only has two months left." So I held up two fingers to correct their miscalculation. But that just drove them into more of a frenzy.
If you have never had this happen to you, I insist you try it at least once in your life. It is better than an angry mosh pit at a Slayer concert. As a quiet salute to Beavis and Butthead, I held up my index finger and thumb in an "L" — the international sign for loser — which is what I hope their candidate is about to become.
WiF
USA - Wednesday, September 01, 2004 at 11:17:18 (EDT)
"Le Fouille Merde"...funny, I just read that term in the "New Yorker"...nothin' worse than a plagerist...
chef
USA - Wednesday, September 01, 2004 at 11:14:03 (EDT)
le sh!t stirrer is slightly more accurate, but close enough
Le Fouille Merde
USA - Wednesday, September 01, 2004 at 11:12:37 (EDT)
for you Chong Lee San, $500...WITH Museum Quality Art Work and Certificate of authenticity! (Sounds freakin' great)
chef
USA - Wednesday, September 01, 2004 at 11:12:10 (EDT)
If I did not already own a JCM800 (which formerly belonged to EXTREME and said member sold it to me cheap bc he owed child support to his ex who cut my hair-true story), I would be all over it. The only 'better' Marhsalls are plexis and Silver Jubilee models.
KOL
USA - Wednesday, September 01, 2004 at 11:11:36 (EDT)
the shitstarter?

USA - Wednesday, September 01, 2004 at 11:02:25 (EDT)
How much you want for that?
Chong Lee
USA - Wednesday, September 01, 2004 at 10:53:01 (EDT)
which is more pitiful, being flegg or trolling as flegg? discuss
Le Fouille Merde
USA - Wednesday, September 01, 2004 at 10:52:21 (EDT)
Last Chance for Marshall...don't really want to sell to stranger...maybe put on e-bay...to friend, I sell cheap
chef
USA - Wednesday, September 01, 2004 at 10:45:35 (EDT)
Q: how many FLEGGS it take to screw in lightbulb?
A:
USA - Wednesday, September 01, 2004 at 10:43:29 (EDT)
Flegg say he rather hang out with child molester than WiF. Guess he just stay home alone. Mission Accomplished.
Chong Lee
USA - Wednesday, September 01, 2004 at 10:40:39 (EDT)
22-0! WTF? wow. Anyway. Flegg, you just not try to think so much and watch BASEBALL, okay? This lurk tolerates a lot of shit but a coupla of the things we don't tolerate is racism and homophobia. And maybe salad cream. So knock it off. I realize you're trying to be a shitstarter and all and that's fine, but knock the other shit off.
MJŪ
USA - Wednesday, September 01, 2004 at 10:31:54 (EDT)
I don't beelieve for one gotdamn minute that that is the real flegg. The real flegg couldn't even put together a real sentence, never mind have an arguable opinion (albeit wrong). Not one mention of drinking beer with Whitey...not one mention of crappy ass punk rawk cover band (Strutt with an attitude?)...I'm just sayin'...maybe sounds like a liquered up Boris.
chef
USA - Wednesday, September 01, 2004 at 10:30:06 (EDT)
Two red bulls and a mountain dew and I'm still dead asleep. And this water is doing nothing. Me going to crashy honda on way home today! Me not good. Me fall asreep at wheel!
Chong Lee
USA - Wednesday, September 01, 2004 at 10:13:28 (EDT)
So the yankers had their worst loss of all time. Maybe the sox have just been waiting for the yanks to play this bad rather than attempt to play good enough to win the big one.
BTW- Pats tonight at 8, and only 8 days till real sport begins
WiF
USA - Wednesday, September 01, 2004 at 10:04:39 (EDT)
Shut up Don you fucking cooley....
Chong
USA - Wednesday, September 01, 2004 at 10:02:30 (EDT)
Spade Cooley. Isn't that some kind of racial slur?
DonDoff
USA - Wednesday, September 01, 2004 at 09:24:16 (EDT)
Great news for the WiFi revolution- Philly is planning on making the whole city the first free mega-hotspot
curse them brackets
USA - Wednesday, September 01, 2004 at 09:07:55 (EDT)
Great news for the WiFi revolution/a>- Philly is planning on making the whole city the first free mega-hotspot
WiF
USA - Wednesday, September 01, 2004 at 09:06:49 (EDT)
flegg =
Captain Obvious
USA - Wednesday, September 01, 2004 at 09:00:45 (EDT)
flegg, all you do is spew rush dimbulb platitudes. All of which are just outright lies and distortions. I have yet to hear you once, JUST ONCE, actually dispute a fact with a fact. Well here a few more more to piss of your feeble little cranium. Can't wait to hear you ignore the facts again. BTW- as to coming to the show, I'm not surprised you're following in the chimp's footsteps and hiding in a spiderhole instead of dealing with reality. Translation, you're an idiot coward just like bush.

Clinton- 8 years of prosperity, inreased jobs, markets up, deficits down, surplus at record high, poverty down, education up, uninsured down, real wages up, war in Kosovo- zero US casualties and active support from our allies

bush- 4 years of the economy spiralling down, first net jobs loss since Hoover (that's the depression prez flegg), markets below when bush entered office, surplus used up by bush, now at all time high record deficit, poverty up, no child left behind becomes a joke as bush cuts the funding- result education down, uninsured up, real wages down an average of $1,500 dollars/year, pointless invasion and occupation of a country that never attacked the US with support only from a coalition of the bribed- result- 978 US GIs dead for bush lies 6,479 wounded and the insane qWagmire keeps getting worse and is going to end with a radical Islamic government replacing the CIA puppet Allawi
WiF
USA - Wednesday, September 01, 2004 at 08:57:52 (EDT)
right on Serge
a concurring lurker
USA - Wednesday, September 01, 2004 at 08:37:29 (EDT)
Don't know what I like better about last night. Red Sox big win, Yankees HUGE lose 22-0, or Jeremy Roenick call Canada Jerzeys "Kind Of a puke gold" from the booth.
Chong Lee
USA - Wednesday, September 01, 2004 at 07:24:01 (EDT)


USA - Tuesday, August 31, 2004 at 23:55:31 (EDT)
F@ck that pool noodle.. I wanna see MJŪ's pipe noodle up there.
FACE!
USA - Tuesday, August 31, 2004 at 22:32:50 (EDT)
If Rooney did leave Everton for the slums of Old Trafford, the Spurs, Arse-en-Highbury, and Citeh are in trouble. Just saw some fella at the Hitler Convention in NYC mention Martin Luther King and then Ronald Reagan in the same breathe while including Frederick Douglass.... Fucking scary and then some. Kerry has to get his head out of his fundament and stop cacking on about 'Nam. Being the Prez. of the USofA and staring blankly at a bunch of 5 year olds like you are looking at another Texan hooker's titties for your one dollar bill millionith time as they read to you Little Red Riding Hood and your advisors stand within camera range salivating at the news of the attack or the kids reading is fucking pathetic. Fleggequalslaurabushmenapause.
Serge Gainsbourg
USA - Tuesday, August 31, 2004 at 22:11:02 (EDT)
espionage against your own government, during a war, by an ally, doesn't bother you. that's good strategy by cricky. btw it's tussaud
boris
- Tuesday, August 31, 2004 at 20:04:48 (EDT)
Mr. Whipple will not be coming down for breakfast
"Dirty Snowball"
WR
USA - Tuesday, August 31, 2004 at 19:44:03 (EDT)
Flegg, what the fuck are you talking about? Go to the show and enjoy the BANDS. I don't talk politics at shows much.
KOL
USA - Tuesday, August 31, 2004 at 19:29:30 (EDT)
that's the problem with the dem party, assholes like that have hijacked it from the decent people of this country who work hard and obey the law and pay their taxes. imagine we're in a war with young men and women on the ground as we speak getting their asses shot off and your comparing the pres with the worst mass murderer in history. you all must be real proud of yourself's. shame on you all!
flegg
USA - Tuesday, August 31, 2004 at 19:28:41 (EDT)
why would i want to hang with people who compare the president of the united states with adolph hitler? do you realize how fucking despicable that is? i really mean this, that is the most vile thing i have ever heard, the guy killed six million people and destroyed millions of lives and you clowns say that george bush is just as bad and you want me to hang out with you? are you fucking kidding me or what? especially that fucking creep wif. he is a fucking piece of shit plain and simple. i'd rather hang out with a child molester than that fucking scumbag!
flegg
USA - Tuesday, August 31, 2004 at 19:23:00 (EDT)
Flegg. Why don't you meet us and see what we are actually like before making these ridiculous assumptions. Come to the g!g saturday.
KOL
USA - Tuesday, August 31, 2004 at 18:56:54 (EDT)
distortions and lies for you to deflate eh m.o.p.? i'm sure in your narrow little eliteist brain you really told me a thing or two. especially that part when you corrected my grammer. wow your a real fart smeller. as far as truman goes he was a great war time pres but that was 1945 dickhead! welcome to the modern democrat party run by complete left wing socialist's nancy pelosi, hillary , tom daschle, ted kennedy i could go on all fucking night douchebag. and their hanging with the hollywood braintrust who i'm sure your a big fan of. thats your party's problem right there. they're run by pacifist's plain and simple. they don't have the ball's to defend the country. they would rather ask france for permission first. your wrong and you know it and you'll be proven wrong in november and i am gonna laugh my ball's off when it happen's.so make sure you correct my response while you're sipping your starbucks latte you little pantie wearing pansy boy.
flegg
USA - Tuesday, August 31, 2004 at 18:38:08 (EDT)
bush's true colors? yellow (and not benny yellow neither)
--This week, former Lt. Governor Ben Barnes of Texas 'fessed up to pulling the strings to keep Little George out of the jungle. "I got a young man named George W. Bush into the Texas Air Guard - and I'm ashamed."
minister of truth WiF
USA - Tuesday, August 31, 2004 at 17:39:19 (EDT)
I would guess...FACE! and what's this about a spewing shower head?
v!c
USA - Tuesday, August 31, 2004 at 17:27:04 (EDT)
scape=scrape
faulty R key
USA - Tuesday, August 31, 2004 at 17:18:43 (EDT)
now here's a manic day for ya- yer broke so ya shoplift a lottery ticket, ya get home and scape to find it's a million winner, now the down side
WiF
USA - Tuesday, August 31, 2004 at 17:17:57 (EDT)
It's Madame Toussad
earwax
USA - Tuesday, August 31, 2004 at 17:11:49 (EDT)
Hey I feel like WiF what with my flurry of posts and whatnot. Anyway, guess who was in my BATHROOM today?
MJŪ
USA - Tuesday, August 31, 2004 at 17:07:29 (EDT)
And V!c, umm..remember, who's the drunk one hallucinatin' about seeing chong and whatnot? I'm STRAIGHTEDGE you're DRUNKEDGE.
MJŪ
USA - Tuesday, August 31, 2004 at 17:06:33 (EDT)
"Teal Thrills" =the absolute worst worst band name ever. It's SO dated!
MJŪ
USA - Tuesday, August 31, 2004 at 17:04:10 (EDT)
What IS with the Madame Troussard in the background? Jesus...
MJŪ
USA - Tuesday, August 31, 2004 at 17:02:57 (EDT)
News Alert- Ladies hold onto your vaginas. flegg's pals are trying to get birth control to be considered "chemical abortion". You don't even have to conceive anymore to incur the wrath of their version of the cloud being.
And they've found a novel way to stop you from getting your birth control. The religious nuts become pharmacists and then they refuse to fill the prescription on religious grounds... and they're winning that right to refuse
"At least 20 states have bills pending that would recognize the rights of physicians and pharmacists to deny prescribing birth control, according to the California Association of Natural Family Planning, but such legislation has only become law in one – South Dakota."
...and the punchline, little rhody is one of those states
WiF of the RNC agenda
USA - Tuesday, August 31, 2004 at 16:50:18 (EDT)
Since it's worked out so well for you, Cheffy?
TS
USA - Tuesday, August 31, 2004 at 16:45:14 (EDT)
what's with the wax statue behind the bush ki.... oh never mind
WiF
USA - Tuesday, August 31, 2004 at 16:19:26 (EDT)
So I see the GOPpers have taken to insulting ALL decorated veterans now. So they're spitting on the vets and dancing on the graves of the WTC victims. nice pals ya got there flegg.
WiF
USA - Tuesday, August 31, 2004 at 16:17:32 (EDT)
never to see action in Iraq...

USA - Tuesday, August 31, 2004 at 16:14:41 (EDT)
Vietnam War vet. buries son killed in Iraq...

USA - Tuesday, August 31, 2004 at 16:13:46 (EDT)
"well don't I feel like the pool noodle"
um... does that mean you feel like you're being repeatedly squeezed between little timmy's butt cheeks?
not sure i want to know
USA - Tuesday, August 31, 2004 at 16:13:28 (EDT)
well don't I feel like the pool noodle
Mo' Mole
USA - Tuesday, August 31, 2004 at 16:10:56 (EDT)
the fun is all supposed to start in a few minutes
WiF of tear gas- 4 o'clock sharp
USA - Tuesday, August 31, 2004 at 15:55:59 (EDT)
better headline- FRAMPTON COMES ALIVE!
cheney mighta had a heart attack from this guy. which means we were just a heartbeat away from having bush as president. now that's scary. (actually cheney's heart was removed years ago. he had no use for it)
WiF
USA - Tuesday, August 31, 2004 at 15:36:24 (EDT)
c'mon, where be that geeg? Think Stabbings will ever change their name to Teal Thrills? (a name suggested to them ever so long ago by a friend once addicted to the color teal).
WR
USA - Tuesday, August 31, 2004 at 15:23:45 (EDT)
does homeland security know chong has been crossing bridges into island country?
border patrol
USA - Tuesday, August 31, 2004 at 15:19:51 (EDT)
MJ, I'm beggin' ya...STOP calling me drunk claiming to've spotted Chong some where on the island!
v!c
USA - Tuesday, August 31, 2004 at 15:15:52 (EDT)
SEPTEMBER 11, 2001
MJŪ
USA - Tuesday, August 31, 2004 at 15:05:09 (EDT)
When is said gig with Rash o' Hoods?
chef
USA - Tuesday, August 31, 2004 at 14:58:43 (EDT)
Dude you can totally borrow my plaid halfstack. GUARANTEED to make you play HOTT like me. Hell even HYMERS is borrowing it for their gig with the re-formed Neighborhoods.
MJŪ
USA - Tuesday, August 31, 2004 at 14:45:04 (EDT)
TS, don't call me Frances. WR, if I'm "Morocco Mole" I'll go home and start the band van tonight.
v!c
USA - Tuesday, August 31, 2004 at 14:35:04 (EDT)
...move back to Providence
chef
USA - Tuesday, August 31, 2004 at 14:28:21 (EDT)
Any suggestions for what to do when the latest hurricane hits?
TS
fucking miami, USA - Tuesday, August 31, 2004 at 14:21:55 (EDT)
For gig...I'll borrow...as for real men, I agree...but the homelessness is a scary thought...I need cash...wait, can gigs keep me off the street (they never paid before, but maybe we can make some cheese by getting on the oldies circuit with Jerry and the Pacemakers, Hermans Hermits, Pixies, Scheemers and Dan Lilly and Lovetrain)
chef
USA - Tuesday, August 31, 2004 at 14:17:04 (EDT)
I'm @ssumin' it's bloomin' V!c because of his propensity for using !!!!!!!!!
WR
USA - Tuesday, August 31, 2004 at 14:10:32 (EDT)
That Secret Squirrel sh!t should give you a clue as to my identity. Ask Rocco.
Mo' Mole
USA - Tuesday, August 31, 2004 at 13:53:48 (EDT)
What the fuck. How are you going to do a future NN g!g w/no amp?
KOL
USA - Tuesday, August 31, 2004 at 13:50:02 (EDT)
Sorry Rocco, but you can't buy soul like dat.
chef
USA - Tuesday, August 31, 2004 at 13:12:35 (EDT)
Hey Cheffy, does that amp come with a guarantee that the new owner won't develop the playing symptoms of the previous owner?
Rocco
USA - Tuesday, August 31, 2004 at 13:03:47 (EDT)
Hey you don't look like you did in 1970 either bub
Secret Squirrel
USA - Tuesday, August 31, 2004 at 13:03:18 (EDT)
that new fangled squirrel ain't no secret squirrel.

USA - Tuesday, August 31, 2004 at 12:53:39 (EDT)
nyone want to buy a Marshall JCM800 (50 Watt) with a big N2 painted on it....cheap!?!
cheffy
USA - Tuesday, August 31, 2004 at 12:43:37 (EDT)
Hey Morocco, don't forget me

Secret Squirrel
USA - Tuesday, August 31, 2004 at 12:10:09 (EDT)
I think you get a quick glimpse of the shadow master at the end of the clip as the camera swings away from the seat.
WiF
USA - Tuesday, August 31, 2004 at 12:09:03 (EDT)
I could be Don Doff. Who knew?
Mo' Mole
USA - Tuesday, August 31, 2004 at 12:07:52 (EDT)
I cannot reveal my identity. Not yet. It's too soon.
Morocco Mole
USA - Tuesday, August 31, 2004 at 12:05:26 (EDT)
Because Cheffy, he used to do that routine on Tucker's naked chest when they were roomates.
DonDoff
USA - Tuesday, August 31, 2004 at 12:05:20 (EDT)
"hey thanks Shrub and all you fleggites!"

USA - Tuesday, August 31, 2004 at 11:50:53 (EDT)
Mole = Flegg or WiF.
Shocker
USA - Tuesday, August 31, 2004 at 11:38:16 (EDT)
time to insert a new character on the lurk...meet Morocco Mole...and no, Morocco Mole does NOT = Rocco the mole
Morocco Mole
USA - Tuesday, August 31, 2004 at 11:27:59 (EDT)
a message simple enough for flegg to understand

WiF
USA - Tuesday, August 31, 2004 at 10:11:47 (EDT)
That was a cool group photo MJ. I Cant believe you met Kim Deal!!!
Chong
USA - Tuesday, August 31, 2004 at 09:51:36 (EDT)
...and by the way WiF...all very funny...
chef
USA - Tuesday, August 31, 2004 at 09:40:22 (EDT)
Don, for real?...why you think it be Mr. Carwash?...
chef
USA - Tuesday, August 31, 2004 at 09:39:56 (EDT)
You know who was a big Democrait pacifist? Truman. No balls at all on that guy. Though my grandfather who was training for the planned invasion of Honshu for fall 1945 might have begged to differ with you.
KOL
USA - Tuesday, August 31, 2004 at 09:33:20 (EDT)
Oh..did someone say Kris Kristofferson...?
MJŪ
USA - Tuesday, August 31, 2004 at 09:22:55 (EDT)
What is it about the term aroma that makes it seem so out of place on the lurk?
stanky stank
USA - Tuesday, August 31, 2004 at 08:54:47 (EDT)
who be Johnny Carwash?
WiF
USA - Tuesday, August 31, 2004 at 08:52:12 (EDT)
stupid is as stupid does...
flegg-"i don't care about spies or whatever else your talking about . i care about keeping this country safe period ."

flegg, simple rule of logic. A statement cannot be both true and not true. So saying you care and you don't care, just shows you lack even the most elementary tools to carry on a thoughtful debate. As to smearvets, how does the opinion of 200 whatever vets that weren't even in Kerry's boat have any validity? You might as well pick 200 people from Siberia if you're going to accept the statements of non-witnesses. Not to mention that people's memories aren't reliable 35 days after an event, let alone 35 years. Got any more distortions and lies for me to deflate you moron?
minister of truth WiF
USA - Tuesday, August 31, 2004 at 08:51:08 (EDT)
Ayone else see Kris Kristofferson singing ME AND MY BOBBY MCGEE on MCENROE show? Man that waz sumpin'
Chong
USA - Tuesday, August 31, 2004 at 07:48:41 (EDT)
I can't believe they got RON SILVER! THEE RON SILVER!!!!
Chong
USA - Tuesday, August 31, 2004 at 07:47:16 (EDT)
Chong is to comedy what Don is to.......
CHONG
USA - Tuesday, August 31, 2004 at 04:34:42 (EDT)
TS, how did you know I was working on a project that required AROMA when you posted that link to Dale Air Fresheners? I shit you not. Are you PSYCHIC? And yeah, tell me about it WR, nuthin' sadder than turning over a dog back to it's idiot. I also love it when the "master" smacks him for escaping. QOC went guerilla on a dog situtation once. He was being abused. She just plain old kidnapped the poor pup in the middle of the night as it was chained to it's three foot lead in the dead of winter. I say we chain the pigfarmer to a tree and steal Jackson.
MJŪ
USA - Tuesday, August 31, 2004 at 00:02:31 (EDT)
flegg is to politics wot Chong is to comedy.
Don Doff
USA - Monday, August 30, 2004 at 22:35:38 (EDT)
i don't care about spies or whatever else your talking about . i care about keeping this country safe period . the dems are pacifists end of story.nothing else matters that trumps all other issues. without national security there is nothing else period.
flegg
USA - Monday, August 30, 2004 at 20:58:47 (EDT)
explain the spy in wolfowitz/feith's office flegg. a vast fbi conspiracy with a year of surveillance. check. handing shit over, check. selling us out, check. all for boy george. i believe that was the "short-lived" office made just for extrajudicial disinformation and propaganda. cabinet-level propaganda. excellent. according to left AND right wing newspapers. so. does the new sickle on the flag go in the middle or in the upper left. i forget. or do you still believe bush is actually running this show. don't be a dumbass. commander-in-puppetry. "catastrophic success." excellent.
boris
- Monday, August 30, 2004 at 19:55:49 (EDT)
looks like the m.o.p.'s really been racheting up the bullshit. keep it up boy your really showing your true colors now. say when do you think jfk will talk about his 19 years in the senate? hell why bother with that he's a war heroe right? seems like thats going nowhere in a hurry. lucky for the american people the elite press will expose that. oop's looks like that ain't happening either. well maybe he'll release his service records like the president did right? d'oh that ain't happening either. i suppose the 264 guys he served with that say he's a liar are all lyeing too right m.o.p.? boy is your guy an empty suit or what.i've never seen a bigger phony in my life. and remember one thing asswipe, they really wanted howard dean at least you knew up front he's a mentally challenged leftwing lunatic. he did'nt pull any punches. this clown is lying thru his teeth and your buying it hook line and sinker. you silly little twit. so take your time tommorow and dredge up some relly good propaganda and lay it on us boy because you are the minister of propaganda bitch!!!!!
flegg
USA - Monday, August 30, 2004 at 19:31:14 (EDT)
Da Vinci prediced Timmy would ride the pool noodle too. Except w/o the loafers.

USA - Monday, August 30, 2004 at 18:45:37 (EDT)
I believe that monkey porn to be performed by none other than Johnny Carwash.
DonDoff
USA - Monday, August 30, 2004 at 18:39:25 (EDT)
uh, some=smooth
BM
USA - Monday, August 30, 2004 at 18:38:09 (EDT)
Jackson has been returned to his drunken, pig-farming owner with an admonishment to make him wear his collar with some id on it. Also found out the poor dog has epilepsy and needs his meds. Some move, bowels.
WR
USA - Monday, August 30, 2004 at 18:36:53 (EDT)
OK, Boris, now we all know you're a closet Phil Collins fan! Here are some relevant pool rules:7. Persons who have obvious infections (colds, lesions, open sores, etc.) will not be allowed in the pool. Sanitary habits are a responsibility of everyone, and anyone displaying improper behavior will be asked to leave the pool area. 8. Chewing gum is prohibited in the pool area and dressing rooms. 9. Food, smoking, and beverages may be consumed only in areas, if any, specifically designated for this purpose. The consumption of alcoholic beverages is prohibited within the pool area. 10. Breakable objects are not permitted in the pool area. 11. Intoxicated persons will not be allowed in the pool area at any time. 12. Swimmers must wear proper bathing attire. No cut-offs, dungarees or similar attire will be permitted. Additionally, street shoes are prohibited in the pool area. Westerly Yacht Club prohibits incontinent people, regardless of age, from entering their pool!
WR
USA - Monday, August 30, 2004 at 18:33:45 (EDT)
"democrat" dennis miller introduces the shrub. and denis leary's catching shit. btw don, in the dvd release of 'brother bear' the extry commentary version is narrated by bob and doug i shit thee not.
boris
- Monday, August 30, 2004 at 18:12:57 (EDT)

WiF
USA - Monday, August 30, 2004 at 18:06:20 (EDT)
Biology: When a monkey eats a banana, they involuntarily expel urine at nearly 175 miles per hour.
factoid
USA - Monday, August 30, 2004 at 18:03:42 (EDT)
yet another flegg link- fun with hate radio
WiF
USA - Monday, August 30, 2004 at 18:02:49 (EDT)
Far be it from me to tell Timmy where he may or may not wear loafers.
TS
USA - Monday, August 30, 2004 at 17:48:06 (EDT)
Buy your very own themed aroma.
TS
USA - Monday, August 30, 2004 at 17:43:32 (EDT)
I understand you're a busy man. Sat. noon it is. Be in touch now.
v!c
USA - Monday, August 30, 2004 at 17:11:34 (EDT)
That's when I can do it. Take it or leave it you shaved ape!
Rocco
USA - Monday, August 30, 2004 at 17:08:55 (EDT)
that gives us woefully little time if we want to use the van Saturday...are you beginning to understand?
v!c
USA - Monday, August 30, 2004 at 16:57:27 (EDT)
MJ you also find pooches that have homes, a la Mono.
yeti
USA - Monday, August 30, 2004 at 16:56:40 (EDT)
Noon on Sat.done deal Yeti!
Rocco
USA - Monday, August 30, 2004 at 16:55:27 (EDT)
Rocco = Mr. Jiggy Fly and t'was I that ruined the lurk's bandwidth with this Veil of Mystery and their van
v!c
USA - Monday, August 30, 2004 at 16:53:30 (EDT)
"Always use your manner when you're eatin' yo sloppy ja-hoe."
and i quote:
USA - Monday, August 30, 2004 at 16:52:02 (EDT)
WHO'S ROCCO dammit?
WR
USA - Monday, August 30, 2004 at 16:51:36 (EDT)
PS- to whomever posted the big jpeg of the band that might have a working van... well... that =FUNNY!
MJŪ
USA - Monday, August 30, 200