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Dog dammit, WiF, I can no longer *load* the page at home 'cause of your enormous image! Stop the madness! I think 3-4 hours of airshow is enough for one man, don't you? Besides, my religion forbids me from being in North Kingstown (the gates of hell) more than once a week.
WR
USA - Thursday, June 17, 2004 at 10:11:36 (EDT)
#5 will be A-OK, no worries....
 
- Thursday, June 17, 2004 at 10:08:20 (EDT)
never thought i would am say they need to be more arrogant but....fuck the hugging, poppy, kick some ass. this ain't a got-dam bridge club.
boris
- Thursday, June 17, 2004 at 09:58:14 (EDT)
Dear Lord on high...WTF? The Rockies??!!! Boris, help. Is Namor gonna be good again? Schill says it ain't the ankle, at least. Dear Lord, heal Pokey's toe.
MJ®
USA - Thursday, June 17, 2004 at 09:51:37 (EDT)
düsh
boris
- Thursday, June 17, 2004 at 09:24:49 (EDT)
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holiday inn hotel, holiday inn hotel holiday inn hotel - Thursday, June 17, 2004 at 08:37:13 (EDT)
rockies aren't so good. dlowe = stopper. how we doin'.
boris
- Thursday, June 17, 2004 at 07:42:56 (EDT)

Awesome! Records Inc.
USA - Thursday, June 17, 2004 at 07:06:03 (EDT)
I'm so outta here.
vic
USA - Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 19:09:34 (EDT)
avoiding the gym?
Oaf-rah's trainer
USA - Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 19:08:20 (EDT)
If you buy coffee, yeti will come.
yeti
USA - Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 19:07:09 (EDT)
hey BJ, is YOUR candy "machine" as big as a freakin' refrigerator? like mine? ours...cubeland...windowless depression...ehhh...good night
vic
USA - Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 19:06:12 (EDT)
JUST BE THERE PUSSY BE THERE AT 10AM FUCKING SHARP YOU GYM PUSSY
MMMMMMMM JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
USA - Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 19:05:28 (EDT)
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MJ®
USA - Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 19:04:10 (EDT)
fucking A i knew it was some sorta mix
vic
USA - Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 19:04:03 (EDT)
let's chat in the morning make sure we're on the NAC tip...say circa 0900...vic, out
vic
USA - Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 19:03:26 (EDT)
I THOUGHT my new husband was from Provy. I have loved him long time.
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 19:02:56 (EDT)
"Runts"? "Bleep Blips"? Garbage!
yeti
USA - Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 19:02:35 (EDT)
MOTHER OF DOG HOW DID YOU GET INTO MT ORAFICE AND SNAP THOSE PIX OF THE CONTENTS OF MY PROFESSIONAL WEIGHT CANDY MACHINES
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 19:01:49 (EDT)
and THIS? junk!

USA - Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 18:57:28 (EDT)
this sh!t?

USA - Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 18:56:28 (EDT)
I have a sneaking suspicion that, onstage, he utilizes a mesmerizing combination of dance and karate (or gymkata)...
yeti
USA - Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 18:53:20 (EDT)
"instrumenatal" is actually brilliant. wish i'd thought of it.
boris
- Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 18:45:24 (EDT)
We know that Glam Rock/Taijiquan sites are kind of rare, but as Grandmaster of Lee Wah Yook Qi Quan Mark Bram teaches balance in all things, so we're sure that this all makes sense on some cosmic level. Check out his amazing abilities as a musician (don't take our word for it, click Sound Clips, or click Crystal Pick II, to hear clips from his new instrumenatal jazz/rock release ) and martial artist (click here to see animated gifs or click here to see videos of the form and it's martial art applications). Based in Providence, Rhode Island, his band Ruby Topaz has had a colorful history, and has had some international success in England, France, Belgium, Germany, and Switzerland. Mark studied Yeung (Yang) Style Tai Chi Chuan with the late Sifu Lee Wah Yook, former President of the New England branch of the Eastern United States Kung Fu Federation. Mark was Sifu Lee’s senior student, and inherited the Lee Wah Yook Qi Quan system. This system uses Yeung Style Tai Chi Chuan as a basis, and adds various training forms of other Chinese Gung Fu, including He Gung (Chi Kung). Mark has trained in this system for over 21 years. Mark Bram's track "Tea Party Blues" (click for full MP3 download) was featured as Track of the Day on garageband.com
vic
USA - Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 18:32:29 (EDT)
Nuthin' like ole Vic to cheer up the lurk. Jesus. Now JOHNNY? Fuck me. well I just wanted to tell everybody that you know you've made it when you have REAL candy machines in your OWN office. They dispense Runts® and Bleep Blips® not that cheap ass Chuckles® shit either
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 18:29:09 (EDT)
SO little Lord Fauntleroy

USA - Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 18:28:30 (EDT)
Now hold on one minute Mr. WR. Just what makes you think you're gonna be offa the airfield in time to kick some defacatin' balls? Oh maybe you're planning on meeting under the Cerrone Gorilla on Sunday, after church!
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 18:26:02 (EDT)
we're about to lose another one
vic
USA - Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 18:25:05 (EDT)
Good work today lurkers, good work. some of us had Busy Mornings and some of us had bustling Middays but pretty much all of us had successful BMs, don't you think?
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 18:22:29 (EDT)
yes, i'm avoiding the gym; and apparently the whale had parasites
vic
USA - Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 18:09:07 (EDT)
anyone?

USA - Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 17:53:37 (EDT)
excerpts from funiest MTM eva!
Chuckles the Clown is dead. It was a freak accident. He went to the parade dressed as Peter Peanut... and a rogue elephant tried to shell him.

"A little song--A little dance--A little seltzer down your pants." That's what it's all about, folks... that's what he stood for--that's what gave his life meaning... (Ted is winging now) Chuckles liked to make people laugh. And you know what I'd like to think? I'd like to think that somewhere up there tonight-- (eye heavenward) behind those pearly gates... in the Great Beyond, where some day all must go... somewhere up there tonight, in honor of Chuckles, a celestial choir of angels... (his big finish) ...is sitting on whoopie cushions. (Quickly) Ted Baxter, good night and good news!
WiF a little seltzer in my crotchless coulottes
USA - Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 17:23:58 (EDT)
someone that occasionally posts on this lurk apparently has the time to actually fix the rotten stairs out front
yeti
USA - Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 17:18:14 (EDT)
yes, this crap

USA - Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 17:06:36 (EDT)
WtF strikes again- repost
a demonstration of the rarely seen sport of baby stomping.

attempting the difficult 6-pack split stomp
WiF
USA - Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 17:06:03 (EDT)
Someone attemtped to buy a package of "Chuckles" from the local vending machine. The package of "Chuckles" was some how attatched to the adjacent package of "Chuckles" so now package #1 dangles dangles dangles so temptingly no matter how you shake shake shake the machine. Not that I shook the machine or anything like that.
vic
USA - Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 17:04:55 (EDT)
a demonstration of the rarely seen sport of baby stomping.

attempting the difficult 6-pack split stomp
WiF
USA - Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 17:02:12 (EDT)
kick the ball, not the balls
vic
USA - Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 16:57:18 (EDT)
Will probably try to play sober this time around!
WR
USA - Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 16:41:21 (EDT)
yes k-ball commences Saturday. Full schedule is posted at the Defecatur
WiF
USA - Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 16:39:20 (EDT)
Is this thing on? Kickball Saturday lurkers. Defenders at 6pm
WR
USA - Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 16:38:09 (EDT)
you're the lurk philosopher/poet....just imagine it's smaller and reality shall follow.....
boris
- Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 16:37:56 (EDT)
OK, i got out the abacus and just for the sake of wasting more bandwidth...

WiF
USA - Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 16:35:54 (EDT)
He said the name came from Mr F*ck and his family who settled in the area 100 years ago, and added "ing", meaning village or settlement.
the name is F*ck. James F*ck
USA - Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 16:31:40 (EDT)
yeah yeah, i knowz width height shiz, just didn't want to do the math.
WiF
USA - Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 16:29:07 (EDT)
dirty you gonna actually try to teach that ol' dog new tricks?
vic
USA - Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 16:10:43 (EDT)
Prime Minister Proctor, one o' these days remind me to am let you borrow The Joy of "Height=" and "Width="
boris
- Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 15:54:17 (EDT)
And in just a few years it would start growing even more frightening...

WiF
USA - Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 15:47:51 (EDT)
just don't rag on my red rubber pants; now see here, ol' bookie vic is takin' bets on whether vic shows up and finds MJ at NAC tomorrow MORNING at 1000 hours sharp
vic
USA - Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 15:47:19 (EDT)
screw it, I was trying to spare the space but...
MJ crossed with Ruby=

WiF
USA - Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 15:45:42 (EDT)
I can see the children from this unholy alliance now....

WiF
USA - Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 15:44:00 (EDT)
Busy day today....so whats this Vic Topaz shit all about? Vic, I didn't know you played guitar too?
KOL
USA - Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 15:44:00 (EDT)
so MJ, imagine if you will, waking up at the crack a' noon, rolling over and opening your eyes to this...

USA - Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 15:18:26 (EDT)
you actually married that troll?
vic
USA - Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 15:08:06 (EDT)
GUYS! I GOT MARRIED! TO A REAL MAN!! A MAN WHO IS ACTUALLY IN THE MOVIE AND NOT LYING ABOUT IT LIKE VIC!
MJ Topaz®
USA - Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 15:06:13 (EDT)
someone mention the secret chimp service?

Lancelot Lurker
USA - Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 14:58:32 (EDT)
At a meeting with GIs today, bush snapped and attacked the GIs and had to be restrained (like strained peas) by secret chimp service.


rumor has it that the melee started over a GI comparing the president to Ruby Topaz in a rather unflattering manner (unflattering for Ruby that is)
WiF
USA - Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 14:51:21 (EDT)
mark-ed
marky mark marker
USA - Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 14:44:53 (EDT)
I don't appreciate being mocked by the likes of you all. And if you don't think I was actually in Amistad, go to my website and you'll see me clearly marked.
Ruby Topaz
USA - Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 14:39:19 (EDT)
you can dress a troll up but you canNOT put him on stage
vic
USA - Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 14:10:11 (EDT)
ruby kill lurk dead
to embarrassed to admit i'm here
USA - Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 14:03:16 (EDT)
alas, search as I may, I've yet to find a pic of the She-Pee
WiF
USA - Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 13:36:34 (EDT)
and I tell ye, ye ain't seen nuttin lest ye seen Ruby cavorting in full regalia on stage
WiF
USA - Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 13:35:02 (EDT)
told ya they was nifty earmuffs
WiF
USA - Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 13:31:46 (EDT)
for you lazy lurkers...too precious to pass up...would you look at him? LOOK AT HIM!

USA - Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 13:12:40 (EDT)
one word- She-Pee
Key to the arrangement is a special, anatomically shaped funnel to be handed out to each user.
WiF
USA - Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 12:49:22 (EDT)
Here's Ruby with nifty earmuffs
WiF
USA - Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 12:21:38 (EDT)
you won't find ol' vic in any of these pictures...but if you look closely, you might see "mark"!
vic
USA - Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 12:20:32 (EDT)
Hi. My name is Chong. I mean, Ruby Topaz. I rock.

USA - Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 12:19:07 (EDT)
Kevin Brown = Old Yeller
Chong
USA - Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 12:17:19 (EDT)
Hmmmmm I think I might just see vic in that pic too.
Chong
USA - Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 12:10:53 (EDT)
kevin brown = yeller
boris
- Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 12:09:53 (EDT)

Chong
USA - Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 12:09:08 (EDT)
HA! that was me! I dont have the link anymore but the dude was called RUBY TOPAZ. or somethink likes that.
Chjong
USA - Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 12:07:46 (EDT)
WiF, do you recall posting a link to some short fat rimjob all glammed out posing with his guitars and his 2 seconds of fame as an extree in the jury box in the sea-faring flick Amistad? please repost for general sh!ts & grins
vic
USA - Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 12:06:18 (EDT)
sounds like another saab story to me
my inny is an audi
USA - Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 11:35:10 (EDT)
Hey, the little shiz had been taunting me for 3 innings and now I'm the bad guy cuz I b!tchslapped the little diaper stain?
foul runs a fowl
USA - Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 11:33:38 (EDT)
I got one, how about,"hey man, buy a porsche". That's interesting.....NO, how about "Hello, Buy a Porsche."
Saabs
USA - Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 11:31:35 (EDT)
Pokey sure whatever. This is what I want Chong. I want my own personal reel of every nose pick, nasal thumb grind, ass pat, chaw splat, and flagrant "bead" adjustment. I'll be waiting by the mailbox. My Todd CD is supposed to come in any day now anyway.
Don Doff
USA - Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 11:01:39 (EDT)
Please allow me to introduce myself.....
Lamestnameever!!!
USA - Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 10:53:02 (EDT)
Please allow me to introduce myself...
EVILURKER
USA - Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 10:49:42 (EDT)
#150,150!!!
Hello, Buy a Porsche.
USA - Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 10:38:16 (EDT)
My ISP is as chilly as the snot frozen in my moustache.
Icy Pete
USA - Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 10:37:38 (EDT)
vic i need to be dirty. i think our wicked new ISP went completely out of business sometime during the night. completely. gonna be a great day. lurk on all you...you....you....

but at least trot namor's back is back. AT NIGHT!
doris
- Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 10:25:49 (EDT)
I'm eating chowder and clamcakes for breakfast so i'll have a busy afternoon.
Chong
USA - Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 09:54:41 (EDT)
I guess everyone's got a Busy Morning.
Drugsy
USA - Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 09:43:32 (EDT)
to=two
Doff
USA - Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 00:30:54 (EDT)
If they lose AGAIN to Coloradee I'm out. At least the Pistons swept the Lakers five in a row.
Don Doff
USA - Wednesday, June 16, 2004 at 00:29:19 (EDT)
don, two words: early bird special
doris
- Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 21:48:34 (EDT)
Thanks MJ...pretty freakin' excited there my own self
I-ron
USA - Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 21:42:19 (EDT)
Speaking of Toyautos...anyone innerested in a Tacoma 2 wheel drive? Not sure of year, miles, anything else, but can ask
WR
USA - Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 19:41:40 (EDT)
the world is going the way of ole lady schroeder
WiF
USA - Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 19:38:47 (EDT)
man, yahoo be all fupped duck from where I be sittin. Switched to my MSN thingy and no probs, but couldn't even get into my yahoo mail. Wonder if this be that Akamai jam I mentioned earlier.
WiF
USA - Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 19:37:03 (EDT)
yes we do, that's the yeti
yeti
USA - Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 19:30:19 (EDT)
i just stumbled across this. had to share. do we know this guy?

USA - Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 19:21:11 (EDT)
Toyauto=funny
Car humor appreciateur
USA - Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 19:16:45 (EDT)
no no no no...DON'T axe me about me Toyotee
veek
USA - Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 19:00:44 (EDT)
Just got my High-Undy back after a two day dry dock. Damn speed sensor wasn't working. And we all know my High-Undy Accent is ALL about speed.
WiF
USA - Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 18:56:16 (EDT)
Is there sumtin wrong in Toyauto land?
WiF
USA - Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 18:54:14 (EDT)
MJ, yuze got ripped. Had to be a damn peeker of all things too.
WiF
USA - Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 18:53:02 (EDT)
what about your Toyota?
WR
USA - Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 18:47:29 (EDT)
and whatever you do, don't ask me about my Toyota
ps
USA - Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 18:32:55 (EDT)
I'm sure the lurk as a "hole" will back me on this when I write, let's hope the Pistons plow the Lakers into the proverbial ground tonight, and that includes Rick "Jerry Curl" Fox's new Jerry Curls
vic
USA - Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 18:31:37 (EDT)
uhm. what's a 'creen'?
vic
USA - Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 18:22:57 (EDT)
What kind of bitch would sneak the coveted 150 grand right out from under this dude's fucking nose???!! I was all set to take a picture of my fucking creen and for once have something to be proud of in my miserable excuse for an existence on this shit steamed planet. But NOOOOOOOO somebody goes and STEALS IT FROM MJ AND I AM STUCK WITH YOU ARE LURKER NUMBER 150,004!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU ALLLL!!!
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 18:14:59 (EDT)
It looks as if someone has severed Plec's own brians in that pic!
Ricky
USA - Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 18:12:03 (EDT)
that fucking Robot Hitler turned Becky Plectrum is a laugh riot
ps
USA - Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 17:57:45 (EDT)
Ex-Mormon and his Playboy model girlfriend kill five people to bring about the Second Coming. Caught before he could send Brazilian orphans to assassinate church leaders. It gets weirder...
Chuck Manson Dept.
USA - Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 17:57:07 (EDT)
never never NEVER look 'em in the eyes unless instructed to do so
vic
USA - Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 17:56:23 (EDT)
I'm confused. I thought we weren't supposed to look it in the EYES.
Concerned Lurker
USA - Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 17:51:34 (EDT)
damn you whoever did that just now, damn you (MJ)
yeti
USA - Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 17:45:56 (EDT)
LOOK INTO THE EYES!!!!!!
=
USA - Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 17:42:57 (EDT)
AAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH! there can be ONLY ONE!
Yetilander
USA - Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 17:37:27 (EDT)
yeti can only be yeti and not some behatted yeti look-alike...now get thee to a working DVD
yeti
USA - Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 17:22:21 (EDT)
Chronology my good Yeti, chronology. Pictures of imposter Yeti in Majorette costume were posted yesterDAY. Actual show was rented last NIGHT at NIGHT. No pics were procured from show last NIGHT because dvd disk crashed the dvd machine at NIGHT.
Don
USA - Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 17:19:22 (EDT)
<---Blank stare of slow and minimal comprehension. long mutter 'Ohhhhhhhhhh I gettt it.' Puts head down in shame, kicks desk, hurts foot. Farts.
KOL
USA - Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 17:19:14 (EDT)
is there a Bri'ish sailor boy in this picture? is there?

USA - Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 17:13:58 (EDT)
...and KOL. Don't cha get it man. I AIN'T GONNA BE AROUND. No bikes, no air show, NOTHIN. I'm going to be "trimming up" south of the Mason Dixon (literally). With my homies in the 700 Club. Virginia stylie. Where the American flag stickers are bigger than the assholes driving 'em around.
Don Doff
USA - Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 17:13:07 (EDT)
well if you uploaded the right pic you posted the wrong pic you silly bastid...now get back to the DVD
sailor vic
USA - Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 17:12:34 (EDT)
Who said anything about uploading WRONG pic? Silly Vic. Dumb, poor, silly Vic.
Doff
USA - Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 17:07:38 (EDT)
this just in: lineman for the county imitates angry bullfrog...immediately jailed

USA - Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 16:51:09 (EDT)
same scene as vic? IMPOSSIBLE! so you mean to tell me you rented the DVD and uploaded the WRONG pic of vic?
vic
USA - Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 16:47:13 (EDT)
The Shame, the shame. All I wanted was a pepsi. Maybe cell phones (look who's talking) would help?
KOL
USA - Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 16:31:59 (EDT)
What's a good time to meat under tho ole inflatable?1? 2?
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 16:29:00 (EDT)
Okay, Vic, actually RENTED your "show" last night from Cockbusters on DVD. Well DANG if the thing wasn't fucked and froze the computer 80 times. SOOOOO...the plan to extract the still and post for 100% embarrassment wasn't realized last night.BUT the kid who rented it told me HE WAS IN THE MOVIE
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 16:26:51 (EDT)
if you can produce a REAL pic of vic in that sea-faring flick I'll eat my buckled shoe
vic
USA - Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 16:16:50 (EDT)
that's nearly 1/7th of a million posts
WiF
USA - Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 16:03:08 (EDT)
What time there at the ole Quonset hut, MJ?
WR
USA - Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 16:02:44 (EDT)
LURK # 149900
WiF
USA - Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 15:59:47 (EDT)
AKAMAI! Atack attack! TORA TORA TORA!
WiF to IT guise
USA - Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 15:58:41 (EDT)
yeah you can assume the position below me and inflate me. So iz this wingy shin diggy this weekend
WiF
USA - Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 15:56:38 (EDT)
Let's meet up under the inflatable GRIZZ
Ole Lady Schroeder
USA - Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 15:40:36 (EDT)
yeah, vic, yeah. High noon. NO ONE IN THERE. Good time to "go" actually. You should think about it when you're ready for the first day of the rest of your life to begin the day after tomorrow
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 15:39:13 (EDT)
I'm blowing whoever I can to get me them VIP tix to the airshow this year. So far no luck. Any lurklers wanna venture plebe=stylee to the airfield and try to meet up under this year's equivelent of the Cerrone gorrilla- even if'n I can't procure some vips?
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 15:37:46 (EDT)
Civil War widow still kickin
WiF
USA - Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 15:37:20 (EDT)
Bible Monkey Club? BM Club?
searching for blue stool sample
USA - Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 15:23:50 (EDT)
is that flying thingy this weekend?
WiF
USA - Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 15:22:17 (EDT)
and what's with my VIP TIX?
vix
USA - Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 15:14:34 (EDT)
Hmmm. Might see you anyways at the superawesomejettruckjetfighterbiplanecoldbeernsunburnshow.
KOL
USA - Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 15:13:57 (EDT)
yes, that's TBonz...and a high noon NAC is an utter outrage
vic
USA - Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 15:13:34 (EDT)
KOL, I'm headed South this weekend with my Bible Monkey club, but when I get back I'll let you blow BSA doors with your street legal rice.
Doff to See the Wizid
USA - Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 15:06:45 (EDT)
sometimes the picture means you don't even need to read the story
boris
- Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 15:03:32 (EDT)
wotkout=fuck you, oictured=blow me
Spallcheck
USA - Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 15:02:23 (EDT)
Is that a story about T-Boz and Red Hankerchief (oictured below) breaking up or something. First Chili and Usher, now THIS. yeah, Vic, let's just say i got myself a little extree wotkout in today
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 14:58:43 (EDT)
Of all the colors in the rainbow I've yet to produce a blue. Red - sure. Green - on occasion. Yellow - well duh. But no blue. I'll have to work on that. But when I do I'll call it the Blue Mountain.
Don Doff
USA - Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 14:39:19 (EDT)
Doff...vroom?
KOL
USA - Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 14:31:49 (EDT)
Doff got an early case o' the summer time "blues"
yeti
USA - Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 14:12:57 (EDT)
at least this time it's a commerce matter not school lunches.
WiF catsup
USA - Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 14:09:15 (EDT)
even stupiter than ketchup = vegetable? bet your bippy.
boris
- Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 14:01:40 (EDT)
catching up on quality reading courtesy the Book Mobile?
boris
- Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 13:59:54 (EDT)
i had a Busy Morning. know what i'm saying?
Don Doff
USA - Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 13:56:41 (EDT)
bandit and wife no more...cryin' shame

USA - Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 13:51:09 (EDT)
yeah Wiffer, somethin' like that
vic
USA - Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 13:20:21 (EDT)
vic = X + ?
WiF goes twiggy
USA - Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 12:29:07 (EDT)
i just felt like a little extree is all
vic
USA - Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 12:18:52 (EDT)
dropping one more log on ye before I go"trim up"-VIC WAS AN EXTREE IN THE SHOW!!!!
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 11:47:51 (EDT)
I-ron, first of all, did I mention how excited I am that you'll be amongst us in physicality soon? anyways, New B (as i like to call it) has some KICK ASS antique and junk malls.
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 11:46:47 (EDT)
Chong too busy "trimming up" to put together Pokey reel for the lurk.
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 11:44:59 (EDT)
And in other news- the man who brought us "Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein" switched to a Berg Shaver
WiF
USA - Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 10:49:17 (EDT)
vic, I couldn't tell a brit yeti from a frog yeti. Uniforms are universally despised by me. Gold braids and ugly bow tie both mean scum to me. But are you sure them ain't yeti and keough clones in that pic.
WiF's size 13
USA - Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 10:46:23 (EDT)
know that's pretty much the only city around where you can buy a big-@ss 100-year-old house for reasonable dough. but you gotta watch 'hood...some very tough 'hoods. have several friends who bought there though, and they (heart) it.
boris
- Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 10:05:59 (EDT)
Chinaman=unstable?
The Sneak
USA - Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 09:46:29 (EDT)
Anyone know anything about New Bedford...I know, I know, I've been there, played there, got drunk there...I mean does anyone know anything good about New Bedford?
Iron Chef
USA - Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 09:14:21 (EDT)
I'm definitly trying to stay East of 95-195, just wondering how close I can get to Prov without the commute being hell
I-ron
USA - Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 08:09:27 (EDT)
37.3 miles, 47 minutes, 4 turns (Fastest Route)
Map-man
USA - Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 07:45:26 (EDT)
iron just remember they're about to really screw up the 95-195 connector with infamous 'Route 195 relocation project' in prov, tentatively scheduled for spring 2041 completion. you probly knew this but just in case you am forgot...
boris
- Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 07:43:17 (EDT)
boris am watch NECN vids all the time. and they are excellent. chong do good work. pokey reese jump high one play, like won world series. pitcher #5 make ball jump even higher tonite. besides, look what team we am chasing did that day. 2-0, 5-2, no problem. disgusting. buy a porche.
boris
- Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 07:38:38 (EDT)
How far is it from Riverside and/or Rumford to Mattapoisett (6 miles East of New Bedford)? Looking for a place to live.......
O'Iron Chef
Soon not to be in, DE Thank dog! - Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 07:27:30 (EDT)
Awesome release #3 due out this week. Please let know who want copy. This one extra scratchy and crappy. Boris come free with his just recieved autograv.
Awesome! Records Inc.
USA - Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 03:14:09 (EDT)
Look, Chong can edit pokey reel but how the hell would I post it? On the fucking fids site? I cant even get the name of the band to flash on and off! Jesus, all of a sudden I'm a fucking Liar 'cause I cant code? Well fuck you and fuck you too. Maybe I have better things to do with my time than sit around code double plays all day. Hopefully I'll be going home sick before you people even wake up for your non-jobs so dont even think about tyring to contact me.
Chong
USA - Tuesday, June 15, 2004 at 03:10:42 (EDT)
did you just try to use "" in the URL field?! anyway, I played a gotdamn g@y-@ss British SAILOR in the freakin' movie...a soldier woulda been several steps UP
vic thee scarvy scalawag
USA - Monday, June 14, 2004 at 19:29:22 (EDT)
Vic played a majorette in that scene!
Little Timmy
USA - Monday, June 14, 2004 at 18:49:41 (EDT)
Boris,I didn't even think to look in ye credits BUTT did you know that he DID play a g@y @ass British soldier in the show? Also, yeti, MAYBE they had you play one of them other guys we see pictured in that still as well.
MJ®
USA - Monday, June 14, 2004 at 18:44:20 (EDT)
WiF, butter up that boot and throw it between a couple buns...uhm...so to speak...
vic
USA - Monday, June 14, 2004 at 18:39:51 (EDT)
there's a makeup artist in the credits (http://www.spielbergfilms.com/amistadcredits.html) named mike hancock who is not vic so don't even go there.
boris
- Monday, June 14, 2004 at 18:18:05 (EDT)
Yeti, if that ain't you, I'll eat WiF's shoe.
MJ®
USA - Monday, June 14, 2004 at 17:43:49 (EDT)
i hate to bust y'all's bubble, but you've YET(i) to find the YETI in that sea-faring flick...keep lookin' though...keep lookin'
vic
USA - Monday, June 14, 2004 at 17:33:29 (EDT)
I really needed a yeti with a size 11.5 shoe for this one scene. I didn't know where to turn. So I sent scouts to the Yukon and they came back with this.
Steven Speilberg
USA - Monday, June 14, 2004 at 17:21:14 (EDT)
fuckin' thievin' ministry
yeti
USA - Monday, June 14, 2004 at 17:19:50 (EDT)
I was just doin' my job, man!
vic
USA - Monday, June 14, 2004 at 17:19:28 (EDT)
WiF, fainting or feigning-it don't make no diff. I was crapping my shorts BLUE when I seen the pic. And fuck me up the ass if that ain't a Bill Keogh in lifts a standin' next to Yeti
MJ®
USA - Monday, June 14, 2004 at 17:15:36 (EDT)
"I'm not a slave trader, although I play one on TV."
Cattle call Yeti
USA - Monday, June 14, 2004 at 17:10:12 (EDT)
is that a Keough of the bill ilk next to ya?
WiF
USA - Monday, June 14, 2004 at 17:08:03 (EDT)
ya mean that ain't an im-poster?
WiF
USA - Monday, June 14, 2004 at 17:06:58 (EDT)
but that drummer boy in the back is sporting a nifty cap
WiF
USA - Monday, June 14, 2004 at 17:05:23 (EDT)
HEY VIC, YOU NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT THE HAT!
MJ®
USA - Monday, June 14, 2004 at 17:04:28 (EDT)
Third Yeti from left.

USA - Monday, June 14, 2004 at 17:03:26 (EDT)
dem black folks are wearing sum damn ugly bling blings
WiF
USA - Monday, June 14, 2004 at 17:03:20 (EDT)
This is a very yeti lurk today, aint it? Hey YETI, sue them Ministry bastids!
vs
USA - Monday, June 14, 2004 at 17:02:42 (EDT)
who the hell is that?
vic
USA - Monday, June 14, 2004 at 17:01:48 (EDT)
Am is fucking STAD!
NO WAY!
USA - Monday, June 14, 2004 at 16:53:05 (EDT)
myGOD
MJ®
USA - Monday, June 14, 2004 at 16:38:20 (EDT)
oh
MJ®
USA - Monday, June 14, 2004 at 16:37:59 (EDT)
Holy Sheep Shit !!!!!!!!!!!

USA - Monday, June 14, 2004 at 16:37:15 (EDT)
bulgarian body ot

WiF
USA - Monday, June 14, 2004 at 16:17:35 (EDT)
did I mention k-ball will be starting Saturday despite the league's rumored demise? 10 teams, including a new one run by a librarian called The Real Yankees.

WiF
USA - Monday, June 14, 2004 at 16:14:48 (EDT)
mall sprawl fatwa? MJ should expect visit from men in dark glasses
WiF
USA - Monday, June 14, 2004 at 16:09:25 (EDT)
allowing for shrinkage caused by pickling
WiF
USA - Monday, June 14, 2004 at 16:03:52 (EDT)
didja meet Frank?
Col. Sanders
USA - Monday, June 14, 2004 at 15:43:36 (EDT)
btw, I went to Purdue, never saw the bitz
vic
USA - Monday, June 14, 2004 at 15:17:42 (EDT)
19th century sea-fairing matters...never heard of 'em
vic "laissez" faire
USA - Monday, June 14, 2004 at 15:16:51 (EDT)
this would be that member

USA - Monday, June 14, 2004 at 15:03:50 (EDT)
today's selections:
Rasputin's 11 inch member

horny little brother
"“I am honored that they are naming the baby after me. My only regret is that I couldn’t make the baby the old fashioned way. Adrienne was a cheerleader at Purdue and is still pretty hot. I wouldn’t have minded taking a stab at her in the sack,” added Cody."

SKUNK APE!
The skunk ape has characteristics which make it different from Bigfoot. It weighs about 300 pounds, has reddish-brown hair, is 7 feet tall and eats beans, said Shealy.
The skunk ape also has a distinctive odor.
"It smells like boiled eggs, toilet, dog breath, and paper bags that stick so much," said 12-year-old Hannah and Dylan Ward, 6.
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USA - Monday, June 14, 2004 at 15:02:11 (EDT)
Vic plugs in before he rocks.
XE191
USA - Monday, June 14, 2004 at 14:53:35 (EDT)
sea fairies made films?
Captain LaDeeda
USA - Monday, June 14, 2004 at 14:53:08 (EDT)
(over heard at Abu Ghraib butt pyramid party)
The experience will be smooth, easy, and at times fun.
Kamp qWagmire Activities Director
USA - Monday, June 14, 2004 at 14:51:30 (EDT)
19th
boris
- Monday, June 14, 2004 at 14:50:25 (EDT)
The next level of gulag indoctrination has started. Here's what they call the "mission statement"
We promise to treat customers like family while providing financing for the American dream.
The experience will be smooth, easy, and at times fun.
We will do this with unequalled passion and expertise.

I don't think of it as missionary statement, more like greek. Ben dover, here it cums. They actually stop people in the hall at random and ask them to recite that nonsense. hopefully when they ask me, I'll have a mouthful of milk to blow through my nose all over them as I double over in laughter
WiF on the last leg till the gulag silcon curtain falls
USA - Monday, June 14, 2004 at 14:49:12 (EDT)
Hey Vic. Do you want to tell the lurk about 18th century seafaring films. Hmmm. weeeeeellll. We're waiting.
Don Doff
USA - Monday, June 14, 2004 at 13:50:39 (EDT)
dirty, it was ok -vic
vic
USA - Monday, June 14, 2004 at 12:59:12 (EDT)
Yah, how about it "chong"? A Pokey reel for us plebes? huh?
Namor®
USA - Monday, June 14, 2004 at 12:45:28 (EDT)
vic saw 'master & commander'. 200-year-old seafaring lingo= most excellent. word is, guy making sequel to pirates of caribbean is trying to talk keith richards into playing depp's old man. YARR!!!!!
boris the whaler
- Monday, June 14, 2004 at 12:28:42 (EDT)
Yeah, but how much did he weigh?
WR
USA - Monday, June 14, 2004 at 12:19:30 (EDT)
just back from the Yukon...almost got spotted Jules is an experienced hunter. Jules described the figure as standing about 7 feet tall, but hunched over. They could see it was not a person. As the two parties went their separate ways, the dark-haired figure crossed the highway in two or three steps.
the yeti
USA - Monday, June 14, 2004 at 12:16:42 (EDT)
Chong hero not Namor. That guy flips out when not in ocean. My hero still numba one clay aiken. Now stop make fun of my god damn heritage.
Chong
USA - Monday, June 14, 2004 at 12:11:30 (EDT)
"A friend of mine told me he had a car full of nuns give him the finger,"
WiF
USA - Monday, June 14, 2004 at 12:10:54 (EDT)
please refer all future stripper troubles to yours truly
WiF
USA - Monday, June 14, 2004 at 12:08:32 (EDT)
chong so sad. his hero hideo nomo (in japanese, "hideo namor") gets shelled. then yao ming drops olympic torch in yellow river. then bill parcells say 'chong offense sucks worse than cowboys'. so sad. buy a porsche.
boris
- Monday, June 14, 2004 at 11:45:42 (EDT)
And I'm with Don on the triangulation. I want EVERY angle. I want Chong to put together a Pokey reel of web gems just for the lurk.
MJ®
USA - Monday, June 14, 2004 at 11:39:24 (EDT)
What if the stripper wanted Don to lick the crap off her crotch? Don would have to tell her he was wheat intolerant!
MJ®
USA - Monday, June 14, 2004 at 11:35:12 (EDT)
I have his other film. Ya know, the one with titties?
Chong
USA - Monday, June 14, 2004 at 11:02:40 (EDT)
and I want it analyzed like that Zapruder film.
Doff
USA - Monday, June 14, 2004 at 10:57:05 (EDT)
I can no longer shop happily.
All Chong In The Supermarket.
USA - Monday, June 14, 2004 at 10:57:00 (EDT)
This is what I want. Triangulation. I want someone to triangulate the footage of Pokey's catch last night. I want to know how high the ball was when he caught it. I want to know how high his feet were off the ground at the time of said catch. I haven't seen a jump lke that since 6'4" David Thompson slamma-jammed over Robert Parish at the Garden. Man o manachevitz.
Doff
USA - Monday, June 14, 2004 at 10:53:08 (EDT)
I really hate you Boris. If you were any good at doing anything you could even be an arch nemesis. But you ruin that by being such an asswaste.
Chong
USA - Monday, June 14, 2004 at 10:45:57 (EDT)
those aluminum thingys ARE mental. wow. that guy=Hattori Hanzo...only scale models not swords. chong = Hattori Hanzo of sword swallowers.
boris
- Monday, June 14, 2004 at 10:28:01 (EDT)
At my friends bachelor party when one of the strippers tried to make him lick cream off her breasts, he told her he was lactose intolerant. She got all offended. Strippers are fuckin lame.
Chong
USA - Monday, June 14, 2004 at 10:16:40 (EDT)
NASCAR for seniors
WR
USA - Monday, June 14, 2004 at 09:55:36 (EDT)
I have a case of the mondays. I also dreamed Doff was shooting pigeons with my pellet gun.
KOL
USA - Monday, June 14, 2004 at 09:47:09 (EDT)
I'm sorry, but that retired dentist's airplane models are about the best thing ever made by a man. Bravo.
MJ®
USA - Sunday, June 13, 2004 at 20:03:00 (EDT)
A retired dentist turns his skills to making aluminum aircraft models-check out the pictures!
About Young C. Park...
USA - Sunday, June 13, 2004 at 15:14:11 (EDT)
the end of an error

USA - Sunday, June 13, 2004 at 12:50:22 (EDT)
touche! not that it even comes close to doff's ronny raygun songlist, but here's one way to end) the week properly...
 
- Friday, June 11, 2004 at 21:33:48 (EDT)
they're best skewered after applying a rub or juicy marinade
Chef Perv
USA - Friday, June 11, 2004 at 20:06:35 (EDT)
besides i wouldn't know how to eat ... a casino.
 
- Friday, June 11, 2004 at 19:40:14 (EDT)
the explosion was due to the fact that i have some fucked-up tests tomorry and they told me the only thing i can have to "eat" tonight is...water.
boris
- Friday, June 11, 2004 at 19:38:20 (EDT)
I tap your head once, twice, three times and you have water, a casino and pussy all weekend.
The Lurk Fairy
USA - Friday, June 11, 2004 at 19:19:55 (EDT)
bridled
!
USA - Friday, June 11, 2004 at 19:05:09 (EDT)
municipal fuckwit brigade=UNBRIDALED GENIUS
thank you
USA - Friday, June 11, 2004 at 19:02:22 (EDT)
so. long week, finally over, come home, no water. none. zero. some fourth-generation legacy mensan in the Warweakest municipal fuckwit brigade broke a water main. can this POS useless asphalted bilious blight of a burg, already 110% devoid of culture, be any lamer. no it cannot. bring in that casino, right here. i'm moving to newark.
 
- Friday, June 11, 2004 at 18:38:20 (EDT)
Dude doesn't even know his own joke.
Pepto Cresbo
USA - Friday, June 11, 2004 at 18:26:03 (EDT)
What you call the centerfielder who relieves Johny Damon when he develops diareah after the 7th inning?
Baseball Jokestar
USA - Friday, June 11, 2004 at 18:00:14 (EDT)
My dogs are smarter than your dogs!
WR
USA - Friday, June 11, 2004 at 17:59:40 (EDT)
I hate to admit this but WiF=fucking funny
MJ®
USA - Friday, June 11, 2004 at 17:13:40 (EDT)
Yeah, ever since Andy Roddick dumped Mandy Less (that's the opposite of her REAL name, MOORE and that's what makes it funny) his ACE has been EXPLOSIVE
Namor
France, USA - Friday, June 11, 2004 at 17:11:55 (EDT)
BS comedy CD being played once, let alone multiple times is clearly forbidden under the Geneva Convention. ergo- bush probably already has it in heavy rotation on the butt pyramid circuit.
WiF
USA - Friday, June 11, 2004 at 17:10:46 (EDT)
Gas or heart failure? is that what ya call feart failure?
WiF
USA - Friday, June 11, 2004 at 17:08:10 (EDT)
Hey Boris, who can we pay to play the BS over and over again? The PA guy down at Guantanamo Bay?
MJ®
USA - Friday, June 11, 2004 at 17:06:51 (EDT)
Lurk #149K
WiF
USA - Friday, June 11, 2004 at 17:06:00 (EDT)
153 mph ace, fastest card in the deck
sum joker
USA - Friday, June 11, 2004 at 17:04:52 (EDT)
Weighing in on the "Gas or Heart Failure?" poll: Gas can KILL. I've seen it. It's just as deadly as heart failure. Trust me.
MJ®
USA - Friday, June 11, 2004 at 17:04:42 (EDT)
GENERALISIMO RONALD REAGAN IS STILL DEAD
not really garrett morris
USA - Friday, June 11, 2004 at 16:36:10 (EDT)

WiF on the update tip
USA - Friday, June 11, 2004 at 16:33:58 (EDT)
impending fottage
one who nose
USA - Friday, June 11, 2004 at 15:26:15 (EDT)
OF WHAT?
WR
USA - Friday, June 11, 2004 at 15:22:27 (EDT)
Probably gas, but sometimes gas is an early warning sign...
Sneaking Suspicion
USA - Friday, June 11, 2004 at 14:59:14 (EDT)
BS poll: Gas or Heart failure?
WR
USA - Friday, June 11, 2004 at 14:47:04 (EDT)
The man, from CHONGqing, western China, found that unlike in the Disney film the umbrella did not help him fly and he landed heavily, the South China Morning Post reported.
He later told police he decided to try the stunt because he feared his microwave oven was about to explode.
like man from UNCLE but nuts
USA - Friday, June 11, 2004 at 14:42:03 (EDT)
actually they can get more lame.
boris
- Friday, June 11, 2004 at 14:20:02 (EDT)
Perhaps it's time for a RI LebowskiFest? I'm sure Shep Fairey would be willing to make up a poster using his dishonorableness the Bud-eye for a promo.

WR
USA - Friday, June 11, 2004 at 13:05:37 (EDT)
I will once again be a local on June 22, 2004...That very same evening, I will be attending my first PawSox game in 10 years...anyone wanna join the Nation boys at McCoy?
O'Iron Chef
USA - Friday, June 11, 2004 at 12:48:13 (EDT)
tony blair takes right rogering courtesy of GW...
boris
- Friday, June 11, 2004 at 12:39:38 (EDT)
why are there alllways so many llllllls in Chong's posts/FIDs page? Because the chinaman can't say r?
Dotes
USA - Friday, June 11, 2004 at 11:15:55 (EDT)
He's gonna catch hell when he gits back. "Going to the store for milk" my hairy @SS. Off whoring in the Yukon again. That rat. Now where'd I put that rolling pin?
Sue Squatch
- Friday, June 11, 2004 at 09:55:33 (EDT)
We declare exploding Hot Wheels fatwaa on this band untill comedy cd is released.
Chong
USA - Friday, June 11, 2004 at 08:55:45 (EDT)
If you mean from the yukon gold mashed potatos...probably
Von Sneak
USA - Friday, June 11, 2004 at 08:24:35 (EDT)
I'm Rick James, b!tch. No really, I'm Rick James.
Super Freak
USA - Friday, June 11, 2004 at 08:00:39 (EDT)
Has Vic/p been lurking from the Yukon?
WR
USA - Friday, June 11, 2004 at 07:50:31 (EDT)
DEATH TO BENNY SIZZLER!!!!

The CLF
USA - Friday, June 11, 2004 at 07:24:27 (EDT)
What chong learn on lurk this week:
1. WiF is very similar to a long dead lurker.
2. Boris really has a problem with ray charles.
3. Some people are going to the gym.
4. Don is not one of them.
5. Dan Has a sweet new bike and a undying hate for hipster doofus types.
6. There will be a group of hipster doofus types by the cerone gorilla at 1pm.
7. chong not one of them but PLEASE yell "fucking tits rule fuckers ass cocks!" real loud during the harrier show for me OK?

Chong
USA - Friday, June 11, 2004 at 07:01:53 (EDT)
Ahem..... 8 faceplates? I havent seen the need for that many faceplates since Vic's gerbill cellphone!
Chong
USA - Friday, June 11, 2004 at 03:13:43 (EDT)
stop dirty...just stop...
vic
USA - Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 18:56:08 (EDT)
video of crazy bulldozer-tank demoLITION. plays a bit choppy.
looks like fun
USA - Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 18:52:39 (EDT)
early part sucked OBviously. duh, was he blind? really? but he's been a pretty affluent and well-celebrated man for lo these last 40+ years, indeedy-do. certainly enough to not need to shill for lotteries. certainly more than an awful lot of other equally-talented people in many genres (esp blues & soul) who didn't shill for lotteries.
boris
- Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 18:22:13 (EDT)
well that just breaks my congested heart
vic
USA - Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 17:59:33 (EDT)
"I mean what's luckier than blind at 7, orphan by 15?" =funny funny funny. And yah, I'm on the WiFfle ball tip. count me in. I even have my own bat. It's yellow.
MJ®
USA - Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 17:56:41 (EDT)
it puts the lotion in the basket, unless the gov't has a say
WiF
USA - Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 17:26:50 (EDT)
this is a fortified bulldozer doing its dirty work

USA - Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 17:25:52 (EDT)
Luv lawn darts, nearly killed a neighbor child with one back when they had sharpened stainless points. As to K-Ball, I hear the interest is sinking faster than the sux prospects (vike likewise comment noted). As to WiF-fle ball. The name says it all (can I be beer boy?)
WiF
USA - Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 17:24:23 (EDT)
Listen, everyone likes to go on and on about the Providence kickball league...but no one wants to play wiffleball! WTF is up with that? I'm all about wiffleball, or even better, establishing The Providence Lawn Dart League.
KOL
USA - Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 16:58:42 (EDT)
hey dirty, I mean what's luckier than blind at 7, orphan by 15?
vic again
USA - Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 16:58:34 (EDT)
as Mean Gene would say, "my bad"
vic
USA - Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 16:57:25 (EDT)
all ups to ray charles but he was definitely one of the luckier cats of his genre.
boris
- Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 16:48:21 (EDT)
the rouge are fine, WtF. the evil empire is exactly one back spasm away from a rotation that features a homesick guy getting clobbered and a dood who lost (i think) 25 games in one season. old + rickety + no prospects in pipeline = kinda like the vikings.
doris
- Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 16:46:03 (EDT)
RIP Ray Charles.
TS
USA - Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 16:42:43 (EDT)
The Queen of Whiners actually said something I agree with
WiF
USA - Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 16:36:30 (EDT)
ZERO! an outrage I say! The Moammar=Nomar is 2 points just by itself
WiF
USA - Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 16:33:34 (EDT)
dirty 1, WiF 0
vic
USA - Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 16:24:00 (EDT)
WHERE ELSE can you buy a casket for a dollah?
boris
- Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 16:19:13 (EDT)
I'm going to get blind drunk tonight in honor of Ray.
WiF
USA - Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 16:17:39 (EDT)
Nomar = Moammar, he is actually Ghadafi's luv child. They hid that by spalling his name sideways.
WiF
USA - Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 16:15:28 (EDT)
Ray rocked.
vic and his pending VIP tickets
USA - Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 16:15:08 (EDT)
Why can't we fine people for being racist here? Man, we'd be the richest counrty on earth!
Bardoff
USA - Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 16:05:12 (EDT)
Did you know AIDS backwards is SAID?
boris
- Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 16:04:13 (EDT)
Didn't Sabastian Bach have something to say about AIDS?
Doff
USA - Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 15:57:38 (EDT)
Lost another great. Just off the wire, Ray Charles has passed. I officially just lost my last excuse for not drinking tonight.
WiF a tear in my eye
USA - Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 15:54:42 (EDT)
hey look, she hearts AIDS
vic
USA - Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 15:43:47 (EDT)
dig them anarchist chicks. I'll give her something not to remember
WiF
USA - Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 15:41:21 (EDT)

MJ back in the day?
Ekaens!!!
USA - Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 15:26:40 (EDT)

possible hope? Am inviting fat lady over for lavish dinner, foot massage, and throat lozenges to improve our odds.
WiF
USA - Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 14:59:35 (EDT)
dirty, ask MJ about "vapor lock" if you want gym-side hijinx...
vic
USA - Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 14:36:56 (EDT)
you mean this little gizmo?

USA - Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 14:35:13 (EDT)
very last time -- (and probably the last in my life): went to gym. minding own beeswax on treadmill. vincent "vinny" pazienza "paz" walked up and started talking little league. all set on that. actually considered applying for a newspaper gig. got over that too. easier to blame thyroid in both cases.
boris
- Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 14:16:45 (EDT)
no wonder you weight 241...
vic
USA - Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 13:57:20 (EDT)
ok vic, i'll try, here goes....

Boris: Hey Boris, what time are you going to the gym?
Boris: Fuck that.
boris
- Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 13:44:26 (EDT)
feel wicked bad for that lady (eight faceplates?) but...that's aboot as far away as manny stands...in the outfield.
boris
- Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 13:38:33 (EDT)
dirty will you for the love of all that's right and decent keep it clean
vic
USA - Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 13:37:49 (EDT)
you Red Sox fans assume the risk
vic
USA - Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 13:35:19 (EDT)
sneak, the city will make that up in aboot 2 normal shifts. most morns the local carabinieri just SLAUGHTER peeps coming north getting off #26. queued up like you wouldn't believe. clockwork. at least one arrest daily and multiple impounds. so beware. no use lonsdale exit before 9AM ever.
boris
- Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 13:35:17 (EDT)
just continuing my streak vic.
in other news, yet another childhood fantasy figure ruins it for me
WiF
USA - Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 13:34:58 (EDT)
and the streak down the back of me trousers will indeed continue
v flying
USA - Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 13:23:35 (EDT)
leave it to the WiF...fucking disgusting
vic
USA - Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 13:22:09 (EDT)
damn that bowl blew up on posting!
WiF
USA - Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 13:17:17 (EDT)
vic "streaks"= or
WiF
USA - Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 13:16:32 (EDT)
And my money is on Vic's 'streaks' continuing, too.

FYI-if you are a pawtucket cop, and you have sex with 50% of the department, it will cost the city $500,000...or so I read.
Sneak
USA - Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 13:11:10 (EDT)

TS, you've got some competition.
$50 Yank
USA - Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 13:06:35 (EDT)
To steam clean 400 sq ft of carpet plus an 8 x 10 area rug = $127.00
MJ®
USA - Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 12:56:38 (EDT)
Don't worry, fellas. Only a month and change til Pats training camp. THEIR streak will continue...
KOL
USA - Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 12:53:16 (EDT)
that's 50 buck stump grindin' comment was pure gold, TS...nice...er...job
vic
USA - Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 12:52:10 (EDT)
and so the red sox begin the long agonizing dance of death as "games back" slowly inches higher and higher
flying v
USA - Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 12:44:32 (EDT)
stoopid
vix tix
USA - Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 12:41:22 (EDT)
yes, I intend to "go" to the "gym" tonight
vic
USA - Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 12:40:19 (EDT)
Answer b.) for Vix (is that vic + vip tix =vix" btw?) I "went" at 10am( AGAIN) yesterday. Same vapor lockdown. Are you going "tonight?"
MJ®
USA - Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 12:37:49 (EDT)
"OUT OF IT" does not = "OUTDATED". I simply implied that you were "OUT OF YOUR BRIANS" . Like with mad cow disease or something.
MJ®
USA - Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 12:35:51 (EDT)
question 1 for BJ: did you NAC last night; question 2: are you NACing tonight
vix
USA - Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 12:31:56 (EDT)
turn that "c" into a "p" baby!
vic
USA - Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 12:30:52 (EDT)
Here's a snap from this year's Klan fashion show. Notice how the cloth drapes ever so naturally

WiF
USA - Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 12:25:48 (EDT)
chong missed my M-Oil post on the yesterday also. dem losers iz so fah behind
WiF
USA - Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 12:23:53 (EDT)
I'll grind your stump for $50.
TS
USA - Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 12:22:45 (EDT)
WtF was the headline in question?
WiF
USA - Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 12:22:17 (EDT)
"TS, that Hasselhoff post is SOOO Monday. You are really OUT OF IT. LIke Boris. Just like Boris"
TS
USA - Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 12:21:10 (EDT)
To remove a tree and grind the stump costs $800, $1150, or $1725 depending on who you ask. HMMM...which one did I choose?
WR
USA - Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 12:19:36 (EDT)
The Sneak is a bipod
WR
USA - Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 12:18:17 (EDT)
What -or who- did I'd say was "outdated"? Sure maybe once I said that vic was "outdated" by boris in the number of chicks scored, but othewise, what you talkin' bout Willis TS?
MJ®
USA - Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 12:15:23 (EDT)
wasn't difficult. even w/ free diaper/shirt urine transfer.
doris
- Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 12:14:53 (EDT)
Bipod:

n. support or stand with two legs.
The Sneak of BBQ's
Stickville, Awesome USA - Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 11:55:56 (EDT)

I think boris had more fun at the dance recital than anyone did at "The Fenz"
Doff
USA - Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 11:53:52 (EDT)
To strip and sandblast a radiator it costs $110. To strip, sandblast, prime and paint it costs $220. In case anyone is interested.
Fucked Up Tronnie
USA - Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 11:51:01 (EDT)
ok, well you know how when you brew a cup of tea and you're lookin' in the frig for the milk but instead of the milk you find a dismembered body?
vic
USA - Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 11:47:07 (EDT)
thanks wake but why start now right?
boris
- Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 11:35:15 (EDT)
you know MJ, "vic" is only one letter away from VIP...
vic
USA - Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 11:32:21 (EDT)
Pretty ballsy to talk about what is outdated at your age, MJ.
TS
USA - Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 11:19:14 (EDT)
Hey Mean Joe, does your Namor Super-Hero Uni come equipped with an Unsharp Mask?
boris
- Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 11:12:02 (EDT)
Capital--adj 1. of a letter 2. punishable by death 3. a. chief in importance or influence b. BEING THE SEAT OF GOVERNMENT. Capitol--n 1. a building in which a state legislative body meets Still not sure how capital is an adjective in this case--perhaps they meant to say "Capitalists salute Reagan"?
WR
USA - Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 11:08:42 (EDT)
The KOL is 2 wheel legal again, folks.
KOL
USA - Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 10:52:33 (EDT)
SYDNEY, Australia - The former lead singer of the Australian rock band Midnight Oil announced Thursday that he will run for parliament with the opposition Labour Party — and party leaders said he could even become a government minister some
Chong U.S.
USA - Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 10:24:44 (EDT)
I still wait for autograv myself. Some people are think they sooooo famous and forget about others.
Chong
USA - Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 10:22:10 (EDT)
chong where's my avtograv you crooked chinaman. hey Wake, can i get a ruling on the (possible) 78-point-type spalling error -- today' journal's main headline -- or have i lost a step?
boris
- Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 09:42:51 (EDT)
Sometimes you people sure are dumb.
Chong
USA - Thursday, June 10, 2004 at 03:14:50 (EDT)
joe joe joe. your neurons get so excitable come Air Show season. anyway, from that site: As the new Invaders hit the battlefield, Namor the Sub-Mariner marshals his forces against a crucial island nation! But whose side will the Avengers come down on?
boris
- Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 20:51:03 (EDT)
I am SO THERE
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 18:22:44 (EDT)
for you East Bayards--many of the participants of the airshow perform over Narragansett Pier the night before the show. Pack your trunks (& yer swimsuits), a bit of a light supper, & some cool bevvies and you gots yerselves a night out!
WR
USA - Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 18:15:53 (EDT)
hate. double hate.
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 18:11:27 (EDT)
For those of you looking for someone to hate...I just had some chips & salsa and an Aspen Edge (thanks to KOL) in my lovely backyard, enjoying the coolest place I know, where the tropical breezes blow. And no dogs came out to bug me! Wonder of all wonders--they were too hot from this afternoon's fun in the sun. But I'm afraid to go upstairs now
WR
USA - Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 18:05:50 (EDT)
Comedy thwarted once again. Damn you Namor!
Namor!
USA - Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 17:56:52 (EDT)
hate hate hate
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 17:55:27 (EDT)
Fuck Pawtucket. I'm outie!

USA - Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 17:49:42 (EDT)
i don't like that
Ramon
USA - Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 17:38:23 (EDT)
ok reason for rant: instead of watching the debut i will be in a non-AC'd auditorium watching a dance recital. as in immediately. go nomie....
boris
- Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 17:36:25 (EDT)
Namor? Wasn't he a Conehead?
boris
- Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 17:34:57 (EDT)
Boris, did you know that Nomar backwards is Roman?
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 17:32:48 (EDT)
Tampa's gonna give up the only thing they got?
Don
USA - Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 17:27:35 (EDT)
sorry vic.
 
- Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 17:20:05 (EDT)
vic, I iz just trying to lift the lurk out of the rouge sux factor 87
WiF dropping dirty bombs
USA - Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 17:19:31 (EDT)
george the convicted felon won't sit on his hands though. pre-dicked-shun: baldelli + the ace of some crap team dumping salary (garcia?) + maybe boomer too, depending on el puque's return. george gets wood just thinking about a wop in CF.
boris
- Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 17:18:34 (EDT)
My dirty bombs ain't duds, but....
expert quotes...
#1-"It's the equivalent of blowing up lead,"
#2-"I used a 20-pound brick of uranium as a doorstop in my office,"
fear monger quote...
Attorney General John Ashcroft said the ex-Chicago gang member and Muslim convert had planned a dirty bomb that could "cause mass death and injury." Washington, D.C., was the likely target, his department said.
WiF
USA - Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 17:16:49 (EDT)
Eckshtein is indeed a little bastard...and the lurk has offically reached g@y@ss factor 7
vicshtein
USA - Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 17:13:56 (EDT)
Thats how the Sox lost Eckstein.
Doffen
USA - Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 17:09:11 (EDT)
Guys, trust me, Pedro is much cuter than this picture

USA - Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 17:07:28 (EDT)
Wif, you can always be counted on to put the @ in g@y @ass.
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 16:42:17 (EDT)
There is only ONE Boone. Thou shalt hold no Boone's before me.

WiF a coon skin crap
USA - Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 16:38:45 (EDT)
think in this case outrighted = waived = he only goes to mccoy if he agrees to after nobody claims him (like the chisox who just lost their RF for 2 months). dominique + youkilis (plus all these bucket pitcher doods) = being showcased, am my guess. hmmm. beltran? zito? "the other" boone?
boris
- Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 16:31:30 (EDT)
"I mixed my semen in some acrylic gel medium and I painted it in the right hand corner of this piece of art. It is an artistic reference to the silent power of the biological sciences."
WiF
USA - Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 16:30:04 (EDT)
leave it to the frogs to secretly carve out a dead boy's heart and pass it down from generation to generation as a royal souvenir...
vic
USA - Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 16:20:13 (EDT)
daughbach went down for NO MAH?
vic
USA - Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 16:17:04 (EDT)
He seems like a swell guy and all, but ...
Donbach
USA - Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 16:15:10 (EDT)
daubach outrighted, donson....they always pick on the scab
doris
- Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 15:59:36 (EDT)
scratch williamson. #5 + #5 = ???
 
- Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 15:42:22 (EDT)
williamson = also probable
boris
- Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 15:37:22 (EDT)
No more bucket. Nomar in the fens tonite.
boris
- Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 15:33:32 (EDT)
yes THAT
vic hat
USA - Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 15:33:18 (EDT)
anybody ready for "the midnight oil run?
WiF
USA - Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 15:17:47 (EDT)
Hmmm. Brian James should just stop this 'new lords' nonsense and work on writing more tunes that sound like 'Neat Neat Neat'. Additionally, that truck rules. Finally, General Zod may change their name to BALLZ DEEP or The Basket Tricks.
KOL
USA - Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 15:16:37 (EDT)
Do you mean THIS?

USA - Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 15:15:28 (EDT)
All right, who's been stealing my links? Aaron is my man, not yours. You're not even a librarian. But Chong, did you notice his reference to one of your favorite bands?
WR
USA - Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 15:12:41 (EDT)
and anyone else who's cool...
For KOL
USA - Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 15:11:08 (EDT)
Also FYI, KOL--do you remember one of the records I showed you the other day? Single of Lords of the New Church's version of "Like a Virgin"?
WR
USA - Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 15:10:48 (EDT)
you should see vic with his glasses on AND a knit Boston Red Sox hat...ask Doff...show 'em MJ...yeah, show 'em!
vic
USA - Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 15:05:28 (EDT)
.
Gloves Off
USA - Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 15:00:31 (EDT)
FYI Eyeglass buyers Round A round face has curvilinear lines with the width and length in the same proportions and no angles. To make the face appear thinner and longer, try angular narrow eyeglass frames to lengthen the face, a clear bridge that widens the eyes and frames that are wider than they are deep, such as a rectangular shape
WR
USA - Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 14:58:16 (EDT)
Is it just me, or does it appear that little bugger is grabbing his crotch with one claw and using the other to amplify him saying "get below me and blow me"
WiF
USA - Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 14:42:24 (EDT)
Story for those who have a soft spot for pig-like marsupials, or just enjoy sticking their hands in roadkill.

WiF of long-pig-like-marsupial
USA - Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 14:37:59 (EDT)
hey where's donson arroyo? pinching the pre-game #2?
boris
- Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 14:36:15 (EDT)
Eyhay assyay, oeverwhay ouyay areyay, IYAY avegay upyay aitingway orfay ouryay amelay egjpay otay oadlay andyay ecidedday otay etchskay oneyay outyay elfmysay. MJ® USAYAY - Ednesdayway, Unejay 09, 2004 atyay 14:24:27 (EDTYAY)
iFWay
USA - Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 14:34:45 (EDT)
now THAT'S a translator
WiF
USA - Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 14:31:40 (EDT)
hasseldoff?
boris
- Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 14:31:25 (EDT)
ƒīŗ§ť ðƒ ą11, Vīç, ŗĕą11ŷ, ĂÑØTHĘ® çąŗąMĕ1 īçĕď 1ąťťĕ? §ĕçðÑď ðƒ ą11, ĊHØÑĜ, ťĥąť ƒųçĶīÑģ 1īÑĶ ŵīťĥ ťĥĕ "ĥī§ťðŗŷ ðƒ ßĕÑÑŷ §īżż1ĕŗ ŵą§ ą ƒųçĶīÑģ bų§ť, ąÑď Ċ). Ŵīƒ ī§ §ð ƒųçĶīÑģ §ťųþīď ťŗŷīÑģ ťð MąĶĕ Qųðťĕ§ ŵðŗĶ īÑ ŗð11ðVĕŗ§ /\/\Ĵ® ۧà - ŴĕďÑĕ§ďąŷ, ĴųÑĕ 09, 2004 ąť 14:09:51 (ĘĐT)
WiF of ultra leet
USA - Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 14:30:42 (EDT)
Hey ass, whoever you are, I gave up waiting for your lame jpeg to load and decided to sketch one out myself.
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 14:24:27 (EDT)
dammit

I'm a Pisces
USA - Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 14:21:33 (EDT)
You talkin' about me?

The TAUTOG
USA - Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 14:18:12 (EDT)
fug me
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 14:17:48 (EDT)
call the kid little red x
sum smotty jones
USA - Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 14:17:09 (EDT)
yes yes ANOTHER one oh they're so delish...er...hold the caramelo
vic
USA - Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 14:17:02 (EDT)
MJ, fug-u
and yet another piscatorial reference...
"Nontoxic fugu is boring," he declared. "Fugu is exciting because it's toxic."
WiF
USA - Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 14:15:31 (EDT)
Contest: Name this kid.

USA - Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 14:15:21 (EDT)
Q: How do you get David Lee Roth off your front porch?

A: Pay him for the pizza.
dirty dirty doris
- Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 14:10:33 (EDT)
First of all, vic, really, ANOTHER caramel iced latte? Second of all, CHONG, that fucking link with the "history of Benny Sizzler was a fucking bust, and C). Wif is so fucking stupid trying to make quotes work in rollovers
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 14:09:51 (EDT)
maybe he meant black & white...?

USA - Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 14:03:27 (EDT)
i'm confused, edward.
doris
- Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 13:57:35 (EDT)
"I'm back, I'm black and I'm chasing young white meat!"

-- Van Halen guitarist Eddie Van Halen, newly single and back on the road with his band, in Guitar World magazine.
 
- Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 13:56:53 (EDT)
another nutter goes...ahem...whack job...
vic
USA - Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 13:52:08 (EDT)
ladies & lurkers...I give you...the mullet fish...u. vic

USA - Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 13:50:01 (EDT)
It is of the utmost importance to the American people that we meet our professional obligation to provide startling new funeral updates every two-point-six minutes until RR is in the ground.
Tom Brokaw
- Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 13:44:13 (EDT)
please don't be a lamprey. my weak fish "jokes" am bad enuf.
doris
- Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 13:40:25 (EDT)
i've seen better physique on a dead tautog
vic
USA - Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 13:33:15 (EDT)
Forest Lake Times: The whole upper body and lower body injury things amuses me. Baseball has players going on the disabled list because they sneezed the wrong way or had a bad dream, but here hockey players are playing with broken bones and other ailments that would sideline most athletes. The only reason they don’t let the public know exactly what’s wrong is because they know their opponent will most likely do everything they can to make the injury worse.
doris
- Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 13:30:32 (EDT)
hey MJ, the WiF actually tried to use "" in the URL field!
vic
USA - Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 13:07:25 (EDT)
damn that html- rewind scroll over
WiF
USA - Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 12:46:48 (EDT)
quote of the day-
"Leave us to work — this probe is delicate and we need to proceed with a lot of caution,"
WiF
USA - Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 12:45:07 (EDT)
I gotz text reader in Word XP. I have my puter read my poet shiz to me once and a while soze I can be properly serenaded
WiF of narcism
USA - Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 12:42:08 (EDT)
this is a rendering of the squeteague dirty speaks of...do NOT EVER look a squeteague in the eye, by the by

USA - Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 12:28:40 (EDT)
this is funny. click on this link and then on the left side of the page, under premium features, click on TTS. then copy and paste the "history of benny sizzler" into the dialogue box. good fun when it works.
Chong
USA - Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 12:22:06 (EDT)
Bong broke his bat yet managed a one-hitter.
doris
- Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 12:16:04 (EDT)
squeteague...?
?
USA - Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 11:44:45 (EDT)
JUNG BONGS PITCH LIKE NUMBA 5!!!!!!!!!!!!
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 11:41:44 (EDT)
my colon is swelling like I'm carrying a #5 instead of a #2. BTW- 8 weeks 5 days till real sport
WiF
USA - Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 11:07:45 (EDT)
That what I trade on china stock market. Jung bongs!
Chong
USA - Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 10:50:20 (EDT)
It's better if nobody gets a hit.
The Narc
- Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 10:43:01 (EDT)
ok i must actually w*rk today so....i'd drink with david wells any day. bet that dood's a fuckin gas. he pitched great too. the "yankees want him back" rumor started already.
boris
- Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 10:09:24 (EDT)
so tomorrow we begin again with the g@y-@ss #5 jokes. lemme tell you how excited i am.
boris
- Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 10:06:58 (EDT)
i've seen sexier eyes on dead squeteague.
boris
- Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 10:05:45 (EDT)
Am coffee $1.55. Tip .45 Chong make plan to be at cerrone monkey at noon. Chong will not follow through. Chong sucks.
Chong
USA - Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 09:59:38 (EDT)
Hey KOL! Get EXCITED CUZ IT' S ARROYO TONIGHT!!! WEEEEE!
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 09:43:30 (EDT)
I was so riveted by the last 3 innings that I just sat in my car in the driveway, listening intently while feeding my budding alcoholism. Yay for 45, both petey and Colt.
KOL
USA - Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 09:37:02 (EDT)
You can't deny, the 'Hoff really has nice eyes
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 09:29:54 (EDT)
TS, that Hasselhoff post is SOOO Monday. You are really OUT OF IT. LIke Boris. Just like Boris
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 09:29:04 (EDT)

TS
USA - Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 09:27:52 (EDT)
I haven't been on the lurk in a few days, so I don't know if this has been posted...but it's damn funny.
TS
USA - Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 09:25:16 (EDT)
get below me and .... ummm ..... glow me?
boris
- Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 08:18:02 (EDT)
Hmmmmmm
Ummmm
USA - Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 07:32:43 (EDT)
I'm so white, during the riots I went out and BOUGHT a T.V.
Hello, Buy a Porsche.
USA - Wednesday, June 09, 2004 at 07:15:50 (EDT)
How many precious precious jelly beans were wasted for that smelly old man.
Doff
USA - Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 22:54:33 (EDT)
Hope this works--otherwise, linky...

WR
USA - Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 19:01:51 (EDT)
have a fat-free day
vic
USA - Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 18:20:24 (EDT)
I'm off to get downwind of some old old men
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 18:19:12 (EDT)
THAT was the freakin' joke. Don't you have old men to get downwind of?
vic
USA - Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 18:15:06 (EDT)
HAHAHAHA THERE YOU GO WITH QUOTES IN THE ROLLOVER AGAIN!
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 17:57:16 (EDT)
define "rimjob"
vic-zy
USA - Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 17:47:02 (EDT)
two forty ONE bone-zy...two forty ONE
vic
USA - Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 17:46:02 (EDT)
Well well Wells and Pedro Gotmeamullet tonight, boys and lurkers.
Baseball Larry
USA - Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 17:30:59 (EDT)
hey Drugs, I thought you told ole MJ you were at home "w@rking" but it seems as if you're at home LURKING.
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 17:19:26 (EDT)
Vic is so stupid he said somebody "GOGGLED" in the answer!!
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 17:18:08 (EDT)
2 Fuckin Forty!
Drugsy
USA - Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 17:14:23 (EDT)
so the WiF is a full 360 degree experience then
vic
USA - Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 17:09:49 (EDT)
an html echo?
WiF WiF
USA - Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 17:02:05 (EDT)
linky 2nd attemptlinky 2nd attempt
WiF
USA - Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 17:01:24 (EDT)
I heard an NPR story (link gotz audio) on the KBR MT truck scam this morning. One of the drivers said more often than not, IF he had cargo it was "sailboat fuel". Anybody care to explain that term?
WiF as in breeze
USA - Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 16:58:57 (EDT)
i am literally 3 yetis and counting
WiF
USA - Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 16:49:12 (EDT)
diet coke, good idea, you gotta watch that girlish figure...hey, right now on the radio "starin' down the barrel of a .45" so fuckin' righteous man
vic
USA - Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 16:40:21 (EDT)
you passed me damn you. off to BK for 3 angus burgers with cheese. and a diet coke.
boris
- Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 16:23:41 (EDT)
I just hefted my girth upon the scale in the men's room. 241 in full uniform. I am virtually two people.
vic
USA - Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 16:18:52 (EDT)
quote of the day: "We didn't have no weapons; I had two rocks and a can of ravioli to fight with," Ratliff said.
vic
USA - Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 15:56:11 (EDT)
subject- nice work ifen you can steal it
"There was one time we ran 28 trucks, one trailer had one pallet (a trailer can hold up to 26 four-foot-square pallets) and the rest of them were empty," said David Wilson, who was the convoy commander on more than 100 runs.
WiF
USA - Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 15:42:19 (EDT)
MJ, this time, plans to meet up must be confirmed that AM. Can't wait!
KOL
USA - Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 15:38:32 (EDT)
I (heart) Pedro's Dominicamullet!
Holly Wood
- Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 15:28:01 (EDT)
I went to Hollywood.
Frankie Castillo
- Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 15:27:09 (EDT)
I wanted to play for Benny Sizzler but got Benny Mondor instead.
#5
- Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 15:25:53 (EDT)
I taint "anti-tip" don't get me wrong. Maybe we should tip the robots out of sheer and utter compassion for their woeful work-a-day lives?
vic
USA - Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 15:23:15 (EDT)
i am appreciate the coffee strong, vic, but not quite chewy. nat was a waitress for longtime so the need to be appreciative has been, yea and verily, beaten into me. aside from that it does reduce future fvckups. somewhat.
boris
- Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 15:19:38 (EDT)
I knew it was the Evil One...he wipes his fat ass with $100 bills.
vic
USA - Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 15:17:04 (EDT)
And vic takes the prize! It was for the evil one's illegal contributions to Nixon's campaign. for further edification
WiF
USA - Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 15:08:07 (EDT)
I iz surrounded by java junkies (feigning both shock & awe)
WiF
USA - Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 15:06:03 (EDT)
Steinbrenner
flying V
USA - Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 15:05:57 (EDT)
stupid vic, don't you know you can't use "" in the URL field?
vic
USA - Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 15:04:38 (EDT)
so i'd better tip the robots that get my order wrong virtually every time simply for fear of floating bolus?
vic
USA - Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 15:03:07 (EDT)
OK lurkers, quiz time. On his last day in office, which sports related figure did Raygun pardon?
WiF
USA - Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 15:02:49 (EDT)
Main Entry: bo·lus Pronunciation: 'bO-l&s Function: noun Etymology: Late Latin, from Greek bOlos lump 1 : a rounded mass: as a : a large pill b : a soft mass of chewed food 2 : a dose of a substance (as a drug) that is administered intravenously; specifically : a large dose given intravenously so that the desired therapeutic concentration in the blood is reached rapidly
vic
USA - Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 15:01:24 (EDT)
joe i tip a dollar every single time so get below me. not having those people content with my tipping would be like driving a car with no gas gauge.
boris
- Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 15:00:05 (EDT)
it's so much easier to just spall it nomra.
boris
- Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 14:58:47 (EDT)
garicaparra = mccoy tonite
boris
- Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 14:58:26 (EDT)
Ladies and Lurkers, it's that time of year again. THE FUCKING AIRSHOW.
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 14:56:50 (EDT)
Chiming in on the coin transfer at Dunkin Donuts... How about a one of you skinflints actually tell the gal to KEEP the change? Maybe even giving them a bill on top of the centimes?
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 14:50:52 (EDT)
Doff, my production went south, like Antartic south. I don't give a sh1t if this place burns down around me. My estimate is my productivity is about half what it was. My lurking now is probably very temporary too. June 21 is official gulag transfer, but interim IT defenses is minimal (they got bigger fish to torture right now). Did I mention I hate my fvking job now? So I get to look forward to no longer having a pension, more spy crap, less hours (they go on 37.5 hr week), etc...
WiF
USA - Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 14:43:24 (EDT)
Shut up Don
Drugsy
USA - Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 14:39:29 (EDT)
I heard Quikrete® is coming out with a fuel cell hybrid.
Double Duh
USA - Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 14:38:11 (EDT)
some sh!t makes you giggle no matter now many gazillion times you hear it.
boris
- Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 14:36:26 (EDT)
cement truck = not coin friendly
Don Duh
USA - Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 14:34:23 (EDT)
boris am walkup guy, but i do notice that when delivering change the employee's hand must -- MUST i say -- be dangling the change directly over the tip jar, with the implicit statement that if you don't tip, you are both 1. a doosh and 2. going to get free hucked-up bolus with your very next joe.
boris
- Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 14:23:34 (EDT)
i took my bullet-proof bulldozer through once and dropped all my change...of course I was welded inside so that didn't help
vic queue
USA - Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 14:16:25 (EDT)
WiF, I have a question for ye. During your lengthy lurk hiatus did mega bank see an improvement in your personal w@rk production?
Doff
USA - Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 14:07:07 (EDT)
How many fat asses can be bothered to actually get out of their rolling recliners and que up. Drive thrus are fodder for cement slathered bulldozers.
Drugsy
USA - Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 14:03:15 (EDT)
I am peeing my pants in dishonor of the return of the beloved yeller.
WiF
USA - Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 14:01:31 (EDT)
Ahhh, the warm embrace of piss yellow.
BSTC
USA - Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 13:58:18 (EDT)
I guess libraries are essential government offices then?
WR
USA - Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 13:48:40 (EDT)
dirty, you'll appreciate this...how about when they hand back your change? bills and coins...how many valuable coins have fallen to the ground never to be recovered? HOW MANY?!
vic
USA - Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 13:46:53 (EDT)
Why this very morn I received one of those extry-porous Great One cups -- the kind that sweats the joe right out onto yr hand. And lap and newspaper and desk and .....
boris
- Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 13:39:02 (EDT)
did they get the GD order right? hey by the way, did you catch that "89 page" zinger? "I once did an 89 pager" I mean talk about oneupsmanship...hilarious
vic
USA - Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 13:17:15 (EDT)
Hey BSTC, if you ain't gonna keep the background white, why don;t you go back to yellow you stupid fuck. These old grapes don't see so good no more. Vic, you made the "Big 'un" look so good I picked up one myslef down the DD in Pottymouth.
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 12:49:48 (EDT)
why not make text brown too. oriental like my rug.
Doff <$49@JobLot>
USA - Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 12:14:31 (EDT)
pages? is that like interns?
Shecky Brownfields
USA - Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 12:05:26 (EDT)
who fluk is ching?
WiF
USA - Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 12:04:09 (EDT)
who turned the lights on? anyway, "I once did 89 pages"...do they MAKE zingers like that anymore? huh??
vic
USA - Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 12:02:31 (EDT)
ching awesome to boot? How far do you usually go afta being booted? Drop back 3 and punt?
WiF prepping his size 13 fer a booting
USA - Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 12:02:03 (EDT)
howz annoying, turns out black, gray, & white taint colors

Main Entry: 1col·or
Pronunciation: 'k&-l&r
Function: noun
Usage: often attributive
Etymology: Middle English colour, from Old French, from Latin color; akin to Latin celare to conceal -- more at HELL 1 a : a phenomenon of light (as red, brown, pink, or gray) or visual perception that enables one to differentiate otherwise identical objects b : the aspect of objects and light sources that may be described in terms of hue, lightness, and saturation for objects and hue, brightness, and saturation for light sources c : a hue as contrasted with black, white, or gray
WiF goes gray scale
USA - Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 11:59:23 (EDT)
...because we don't have actual talent.
boris
- Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 11:58:24 (EDT)
I am wicked pissed at coach P. Rugs are oriental. Chong is chinaman. And awesome to boot.
Chong
USA - Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 11:56:16 (EDT)
During the press conference he said "No disrespect to the orientals but we have what we call Jap plays, you know sneak attack kind of stuff"
Chong
USA - Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 11:52:40 (EDT)
IRVING, Texas - Bill Parcells apologized Monday for calling the surprise plays used in practice "Jap plays," saying the remark was inappropriate.
boris
- Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 11:28:48 (EDT)
Who more colorful than me? Black is beautiful! Say it loud. Say it proud.
James Brown
USA - Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 11:14:43 (EDT)
ahhh, but if object reflects all light thus appearing white, does not this imply the object has no remaining color and is therefor black?
WiF scrambling fer logic cover
USA - Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 11:11:56 (EDT)
Put DOWN the chalupa
WiF
USA - Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 11:09:00 (EDT)
WtF, white = all colors of visible spectrum. black would be utter lack thereof.
boris
- Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 11:08:42 (EDT)
and 2 went to vermont, which is my boss' alma mater. not that i haven't heard aboot that daily for 9 months straight.
boris
- Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 11:06:46 (EDT)
errr, lack thereof
WiF
USA - Tuesday, June 08, 2004 at 10:54:18 (EDT) U-S-A U-S-A U-S-A! LIGHTNING WIN! (Three members of the team are actually American)