WR
USA - Friday, May 14, 2004 at 15:03:21 (EDT)

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veek, nat am escaped from yon viridian room. think she obsessed 'til 0100, because that was time-stamped on her victory announcement email this AM. evidently, it can be done.
boris
- Friday, May 14, 2004 at 14:46:56 (EDT)

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one more thing: Ron Jeremy on keys at the Steel Horse...

USA - Friday, May 14, 2004 at 14:24:39 (EDT)

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dirty, thanks for the clean sentiment...I just may waste the rest of the day in either the Crimson or the Veridian...trapped either way...good day lurkers...good day
vic
USA - Friday, May 14, 2004 at 14:19:33 (EDT)

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not a single digitized image from that issue is available except cover (which is unfortunately the REAL romanovs). But of course, if she was indeed Anastasia, can't you just use pictures of Anastasia?
WR
USA - Friday, May 14, 2004 at 13:59:12 (EDT)

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The Sneak's got a bday (or is that bidet?) right around the corner, too...
SNEAK
USA - Friday, May 14, 2004 at 13:51:44 (EDT)

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man, today is vic's birthday and all boris am doing is being MJ's got-dam lackey. happy happy, veek, you young whippersnapper you.
boris
- Friday, May 14, 2004 at 13:38:16 (EDT)

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there is a copy of the autobio being sold by a place called tim's used books, which is in provincetown. the bloke may scan and email a pic for you. his email is timsinptown (at) msn dot com
boris
- Friday, May 14, 2004 at 13:36:29 (EDT)

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Mj say she very sorry for ingrate outbust. Will go to liberry. Thank you for tracking down bookazine for Mj
MJ's Nurse
USA - Friday, May 14, 2004 at 13:30:02 (EDT)

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MJ, uncle vic will buzz you tomorree about snizz snippin'
uncle vic
USA - Friday, May 14, 2004 at 13:27:14 (EDT)

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Due=DUDE!!!
Fuck me
USA - Friday, May 14, 2004 at 13:25:23 (EDT)

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And this DUE DID got to Life online and the basted picture is not a cover so I'm fucking screwd. PS to Vic, the sipping of the snizz will have to wait till late tonight or tomorree. The shiz is hitting the fizzizzle
MJ®
USA - Friday, May 14, 2004 at 13:25:00 (EDT)

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BASTED BASTARD PEOPLE I HATE YOU ALL AND I HATE YOUR ASS FACES!!!! No, see, the deal is I don't want to leave my CHAIR. See? I want somebody to SEND me an electronic picture. I don't want to move. Shit, even dragging the mouse is a drain. I grow weaker and weaker but I still hate you all
MJ®
USA - Friday, May 14, 2004 at 13:23:22 (EDT)

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or on amazon you could ax if there are any Eugenia Drabek Smetisko (Eugenia Smith) pix. boris am about done after that....
boris
- Friday, May 14, 2004 at 13:21:34 (EDT)

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maybe pay-to-download if they have scanned Life covers from 1963?
boris
- Friday, May 14, 2004 at 13:12:49 (EDT)

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Uh, yeah because if you SCAN any photos from the book you will then have an electronic pic.
WR
USA - Friday, May 14, 2004 at 12:54:41 (EDT)

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MJ what time in Germantown? email me your workie NUMBA
vic
USA - Friday, May 14, 2004 at 12:42:34 (EDT)

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Yes yes, you are both quite good at sleuthing. Now how about one of you lackeys actually turn up an electronic picture for me, eh?
MJ®
USA - Friday, May 14, 2004 at 12:35:48 (EDT)

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Oh yeah--new book out called The Great Pretenders: the true stories behind famous historical mysteries by Jan Bondeson. Not sure if there are pix of her but there is a story.
WR
USA - Friday, May 14, 2004 at 12:29:51 (EDT)

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excellent work, Boris. Would you like a job? Middleblob pubic liberry has copy of autobiography on the shelf--92/ANA. ProJo articles from Feb 1997 might have photos--can't tell thru archive search. One was 2/8/97 pg A8; the other 2/16/97 on A1. Cover of Life mag in link. Am I to assume you do work for RI Foundation? What about Newport Daily News? Other possibility--NY Times archive--will try that one next.
WR
USA - Friday, May 14, 2004 at 12:28:27 (EDT)

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joe no luck w/ 1963 Autobiography of HIH Anastasia or October 18 1963 edition of Life mag?
boris
- Friday, May 14, 2004 at 12:05:17 (EDT)

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yes i agree...good day cruel cruel cruller...I mean lurk...
an old "has been" named vic
USA - Friday, May 14, 2004 at 11:23:05 (EDT)

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Good morning lurkers, and TS!! hey WR, reference help needed. Where can a man get an electronic picture of local Anastasia imposter, Eugenia Smetisko?
MJ®
USA - Friday, May 14, 2004 at 11:21:46 (EDT)

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lower and lower jumped the fox.
boris
- Friday, May 14, 2004 at 10:13:14 (EDT)

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good morning, cruel lurk
TS
USA - Friday, May 14, 2004 at 08:26:02 (EDT)

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For Doff's eyes only!
Sneak@pasthisbedtime.org
USA - Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 23:41:12 (EDT)

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We'll get 'em next year boys!
The Boston Red Sox
USA - Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 22:30:47 (EDT)

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"the jellies really ARE the best"
Kimmy Deal
USA - Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 19:18:16 (EDT)

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joe the age joke *was* uncalled-for. i will relist the eBay avtograv and give proceeds to Society for Prevention of Inaccurate or Otherwise Ineffective Tree Spiking. Dot org.
boris
- Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 18:17:23 (EDT)

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ole Kimmy Deal is looking like she had a lame 3 way with a Krispy Kreme truck these days.
The Sneak
USA - Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 17:00:12 (EDT)

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BTW, Chong. You must see an awful lot of graphic footage that the rest of us never have the pleasure of experiencing. What say you put up a link to some of the juicier bits, eh?
MJ®
USA - Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 16:43:19 (EDT)

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SHIY=SHIT
Capt. Spallcheck
USA - Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 16:40:10 (EDT)

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A real man just signed on...So anyway, oh my God guys, can you BELIEVE that stupid Vic hasn't even seen the beheadin' vid yet? Oh my God he is so DUMB1 We're all a watchin' and a watchin' and Vic is not watching SHIY!
MJ®
USA - Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 16:39:10 (EDT)

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hey posada, i hear one's own urine works GREAT on broken noses.
boris
- Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 15:25:11 (EDT)

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dirty, where can a sick depraved bastid see that vid.?
vic
USA - Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 14:43:30 (EDT)

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stoopid stoopid vic stuck in crimson room too...
vic
USA - Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 14:37:08 (EDT)

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posada + nose + baseball + double play break up attempt = busted beaker
vic
USA - Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 14:36:03 (EDT)

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seems the yank keeper's out on his bum @ The Lane, tron ...
boris
- Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 13:49:18 (EDT)

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don't mention "age" around MJ, makes her hopping mad...literally; the lighter...seems you have to goof off around the room for awhile before you can get it; and by "goof off" I mean click around like a click-happy-bastid wondering how the FUNK you get out the door
vic O. age
USA - Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 13:35:14 (EDT)

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HBD, vic. man. boris am old.
boris
- Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 13:29:43 (EDT)

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suckah does seem harder than crimson room, dunnit...
boris
- Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 13:17:14 (EDT)

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Ah, just a baby you are, Vic. Why can't I get the lighter again?
WR
USA - Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 12:33:13 (EDT)

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thanks WR but I'm up to my eyeballs in commitment...shoot me now...or just shoot dirty for turning us onto that fabulously impossible video game
vic 35+364
USA - Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 12:25:36 (EDT)

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Ok WiF, found a link to video. Now feel sick to my stomach but also agree that the act was not carried out by *professionals* Is it just me or do you think Berg was in some way sedated (not just bound)? Video was not very clear so I couldn't tell facial reactions/features.
WR
USA - Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 11:54:15 (EDT)

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am have not tried past maybe the first minute, WR. no idear. yes damn me. and damn coco crisp. what happens if he marries cesar crespo....coco crespo-crisp?
boris
- Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 11:45:41 (EDT)

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dogdammit doris--now I'm stuck in the room but I can almost hear the dead person's spirit?
WR
USA - Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 11:35:59 (EDT)

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I've given up motorcycles and Thayer street for my new favorite Christian broadcasting phenomonon Fudge PAX!
Boy Orbison
USA - Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 11:15:43 (EDT)

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I don't have to be here, ya know. I don't have to show up here. With my vast financial holdings, I could be basking in the sun in Florida. This is just a hobby for me! Nothing, ya hear? A HOBBY!
KOL
USA - Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 11:15:39 (EDT)

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Uhh, someone here has an attitude about motorcycles & Thayer Street.
Dotes
USA - Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 10:51:16 (EDT)

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Oh please don't give up music! Not you. Who are you?
NO!!
USA - Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 10:35:29 (EDT)

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I've given up music and devoted myself to my favorite new christian, lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, transsexual, two-spirited, queer and questioning individuals television station. Fudge PAX.
Boy Orbison
USA - Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 10:10:31 (EDT)

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Nice ones, Natasha! Well deserved relief for us all. Vic, am throwing surprise birthday party tonight for some 40 year old--you can come celebrate with all us men ifn yer in the neighborhood.
WR
USA - Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 08:53:41 (EDT)

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With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey," died peacefully at the age of 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in.

And then the trouble started.
boris
- Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 07:27:54 (EDT)

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To prepare for his big date the young man went on top of the roof of his apartment building in order to get a little color for himself. Not wanting any tan lines to show, he sunbathed in the nude. Unfortunately he fell asleep while on the roof and sunburned his Johnson. Being very determined, the young man decided not to miss his date, because it was a hot blonde. So he put some lotion on his manhood and wrapped it in gauze, hoping this would resolve his painful situation. The blonde showed up for the date at his apartment and the young man treated her to a home cooked dinner, after which they went into the living room to watch a movie. During the movie, however, the young man's sunburn started acting up. After several minutes of extreme discomfort he asked to be excused. A friend had told him that milk was very effective in reducing sunburn pain so he went to the kitchen, and poured a tall cold glass of milk. He placed his sunburned member in the milk and experienced immediate relief. The blonde, however, wondering what he was doing, wandered into the kitchen to find him with his tool immersed. With a look of understanding the blonde exclaimed, "So THAT'S how you load those things!"
boris
- Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 07:25:25 (EDT)

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Chong say best song titles #1

CHONG LEE
USA - Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 07:05:19 (EDT)

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Chong say best album cover #2

CHONG LEE
USA - Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 06:56:06 (EDT)

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Chong say best album cover #1

CHONG LEE
USA - Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 06:54:00 (EDT)

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Chong am in agree with boris for once. Had to edit that video like 15 different ways yesterday. Sound off is a good idea. Feel bad but wtf are you doing in fucking Iraq if you don'y have to be there? Money? Kid across the street is hurtin for money and he aint in Iraq. Chong am put off Iraq visit till later, maybe never. Too bad to cause chong really like 1970's datsun 510 and toyota 82' pickup trucks with orange hoods.
Chong Kerry
USA - Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 06:41:41 (EDT)

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yes damn me.
boris
- Wednesday, May 12, 2004 at 20:17:57 (EDT)

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damn you dirty that game is killin' me
vic
USA - Wednesday, May 12, 2004 at 19:33:12 (EDT)

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FYI WR, vic rolls another one on the ol' odometer on Friday...whatever you do, don't throw a surprise birthday party or anything!
vic
USA - Wednesday, May 12, 2004 at 18:56:00 (EDT)

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talk about a day of not-so-carefree buzz fucking upping. have remedy (of course). unlike 'The Crimson Room', clue requests will be chuckled at...

...behold...The Viridian Room
boris
- Wednesday, May 12, 2004 at 18:32:16 (EDT)

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Goddamn right I'm where it's at. I'm 9th in wins, all-time for Red Sox pitchers.
Tim Wakefield
USA - Wednesday, May 12, 2004 at 17:58:20 (EDT)

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how's the weather up there in the big city? Am heading up for last minute birthday shopping spree even though it is truly beautiful in my own backyard. Stopping for drinks at my favorite watering hole (minus WiFi) and perhaps some meat market action down by the lovely hurricane barrier. Just wish the Providence mall was dog island so I could bring my 2 friends.
WR
USA - Wednesday, May 12, 2004 at 17:44:59 (EDT)

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loved your "The Unknown" rummy, now please die quickly and leave the rest of us to clean up yer mess
sum stinker
USA - Wednesday, May 12, 2004 at 17:44:24 (EDT)

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BTW- consumption junction- vid section for non-gnome shave
Big WiF
USA - Wednesday, May 12, 2004 at 17:42:38 (EDT)

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are you familiar with my work? (really. check it out)
Rummy Bumsfeld
USA - Wednesday, May 12, 2004 at 17:42:07 (EDT)

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in other news- Beware of gnomes baring gifts

...and Gnomes- the un-vested investment
Big WiF
USA - Wednesday, May 12, 2004 at 17:40:50 (EDT)

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Saw the close shave, with audio. Highly disturbing and makes bad things happen in the brain cavity (not to mention making a mess of the prayer rug). But it DOES make message clear- No amount of shaving cream TRULY protects you from those nasty nicks.
Big WiF
USA - Wednesday, May 12, 2004 at 17:36:40 (EDT)

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Got it. Wink wink.
Doff
USA - Wednesday, May 12, 2004 at 17:04:45 (EDT)

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lawned off: may have deleted; if not will email URL. can't/wouldn't put lurkside.....wasn't on an overly official site.
boris blacksuit
- Wednesday, May 12, 2004 at 16:47:09 (EDT)

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WR, he was over there just looking for some work. Home Depot didn't need any more apron donners so he had to look eastward. That doesn't sound strange.
Doff with yer...
USA - Wednesday, May 12, 2004 at 16:42:56 (EDT)

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what link is that there boris?
Lawn Doff
USA - Wednesday, May 12, 2004 at 16:39:06 (EDT)

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do yourself a favor, really. if you just GOTTA see this vid, turn off the volume. IMHO it's worse than vid. am very not glad someone sent me the link last night. wish i hadn't.
boris
- Wednesday, May 12, 2004 at 16:15:43 (EDT)

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Also, am I really a horrible person to want to see the actual beheading? I'm developing a sick fascination with this--but of course, my conspiracy theory mind makes me believe that Berg was CIA (not deserving of it but wtf was he doing there? & Uganda, etc, recently). Agree with Boris--someone needs to make the stand and accept the responsibility for abuse. That MAN should be Rumsfeld. Come on, Rummy, be a MAN!
WR
USA - Wednesday, May 12, 2004 at 16:03:06 (EDT)

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Am thinking of applying for a job on Dog Island--to work in the KITCHEN? Wait, who (or should I say WHAT) would I be cooking for? I wish some rich people would buy me and my friends an island so we could all run free!
WR
USA - Wednesday, May 12, 2004 at 15:59:22 (EDT)

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Hmm...this must be a scam...What the Fuck is a 'dogologist'?
Sneaking Suspicion
USA - Wednesday, May 12, 2004 at 15:46:30 (EDT)

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I honestly don't know quite WHAT to think of that WR.
vic
USA - Wednesday, May 12, 2004 at 15:35:55 (EDT)

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is it even possible to have more finger-pointing, name-calling and buck-passing than there is in the iraq mess right now. all the crap our gov't pointedly accused 'old europe' of doing, in other words. how embarrasskink.
boris
- Wednesday, May 12, 2004 at 15:35:29 (EDT)

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OK, so supposedly there's this place called Dog Island somewhere off the coast of FLA that a couple of people started because they were concerned about the lack of freedom dogs have. You basically give up your dog to this place and s/he is free to run around, eat rabbits, other dogs, etc, and generally become wild again? There is a place called vacation island where humans can go & stay (if they can afford it!). Or you can visit Dog island on one of 3 days a year that they allow it. Of course, you can't be sure you'll ever see your dog again...Am I wrong in thinking this is a scam to supply dog meat around the world? Every breed they list "has their own island" and are very important to the system!
WR
USA - Wednesday, May 12, 2004 at 15:15:37 (EDT)

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I think I saw a guy last name of Doff pulling out a freakin' lawn mover from the GAY-rage...also, just picked up THE van from the GAY-rage...runs like a champ
vic
USA - Wednesday, May 12, 2004 at 14:47:23 (EDT)

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Your car is neither Pimped Out, American Hot Rodded, or Monsterized if it looks anything like this.

USA - Wednesday, May 12, 2004 at 13:35:00 (EDT)

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avtograv = AM MINE!
boris
- Wednesday, May 12, 2004 at 13:14:55 (EDT)

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Yea, me and C.C. like to chill. So what. I'll tell you this though. Least we wouldn't be caught dead in no dominican mullet like complaindro.
D-on D-off
USA - Wednesday, May 12, 2004 at 13:09:01 (EDT)

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can't say I have...put Doff in C.C.'s away jammies and you have a stick figure in a muumuu
vic
USA - Wednesday, May 12, 2004 at 12:26:43 (EDT)

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have you i say have you ever seen them in the same room together, vic? i mean, the resemblance is just eerie.
boris
- Wednesday, May 12, 2004 at 12:05:18 (EDT)

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Only ten minutes left!!!!!! How high will it go?
Chong Kerry
USA - Wednesday, May 12, 2004 at 11:43:28 (EDT)

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dirty, not sure what Don Doff and C.C. Sebathia could possibly have in common other than the aforementioned penchant to wear lid "akimbo"...notice that C.C.'s home jammies are much baggier than away jammies?
vic
USA - Wednesday, May 12, 2004 at 11:41:38 (EDT)

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Shouldn't they be called the Extreme Ironing BOARD? Or the Extreme IRONY Bureau?
WR
USA - Wednesday, May 12, 2004 at 11:10:48 (EDT)

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Anyone wanna go to Andy Kaufman's party in case he faked his death?
WR
USA - Wednesday, May 12, 2004 at 09:48:53 (EDT)

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Well, personally, *I* kicked a whole lot of ass. Don't remember much else. Things got off to a precarious start as the big rock star headliners had the show start 45 min early so they could go home early. Oh well, since we were in the middle slot we dragged our feet til some bodies came through the door. In all modesty, I really do think we whooped their ass. Plus, I sing now, too.
KOL
USA - Wednesday, May 12, 2004 at 09:18:08 (EDT)

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John Kerry Brings A Spare Bass And Saves Bennysizzler From Disaster!

Chong Kerry
USA - Wednesday, May 12, 2004 at 09:07:45 (EDT)

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KOL, how did it go?
Some Guy
- Wednesday, May 12, 2004 at 07:59:06 (EDT)

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oh and please say you saw maurice richard special last night.
 
- Wednesday, May 12, 2004 at 07:58:05 (EDT)

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nice cover. excellent. hey looks like there *will* be a hoser team in finals. also excellent. people are bitchin' but whatsamatta with a philly/calGARY final? no new york/LA teams = no good? eff that. tron looked QUITE dashing on the hill for the tribe last night. quite. that slightly-akimbo lid sets off the PJs magnificently.
boris
- Wednesday, May 12, 2004 at 07:55:34 (EDT)

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.
Tree Spiking 101
USA - Tuesday, May 11, 2004 at 22:07:17 (EDT)

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 "An e-mailer has informed me that she was also in Belly and i think she had lunch with the Pixies once.  She owns two Nirvana tapes. Please use paypal.  If you used to write for the pheonix and bagged my old band there is a $1 surcharge.  Gail Greenwood uses yamaha guitars with built in handles"
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, May 11, 2004 at 21:12:49 (EDT)

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for doris

USA - Tuesday, May 11, 2004 at 18:23:51 (EDT)

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breakin hearts, fakin farts, failing art.
Benny Sneakler
USA - Tuesday, May 11, 2004 at 14:35:35 (EDT)

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Immanuel Kant was a real pissant Who was very rarely stable.// Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar Who could think you under the table.// David Hume could out-consume Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel, [some versions have 'Schopenhauer and Hegel']// And Wittgenstein was a beery swine Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.// There's nothing Nietzche couldn't teach ya 'Bout the raising of the wrist. Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.// John Stuart Mill, of his own free will, On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.// Plato, they say, could stick it away-- Half a crate of whisky every day.// Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle. Hobbes was fond of his dram,// And René Descartes was a drunken fart. 'I drink, therefore I am.'// Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed, A lovely little thinker, But a bugger when he's pissed.
the thinker
USA - Tuesday, May 11, 2004 at 14:33:54 (EDT)

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sorry--didn't mean to rub it in
WR
USA - Tuesday, May 11, 2004 at 14:04:02 (EDT)

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"General blames 'leadership failure' for abuse."

Ya think?
Captain Obvious
- Tuesday, May 11, 2004 at 13:59:51 (EDT)

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I was at home. In the corner. Crying.
vic
USA - Tuesday, May 11, 2004 at 13:50:57 (EDT)

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Hey, the Kid was at the @ssfight last night. Where were all of you?
WR
USA - Tuesday, May 11, 2004 at 13:45:36 (EDT)

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This year, Germans celebrated the 200th anniversary of the death of Immanuel Kant, reports Philosophy Now magazine. "Kant has traditionally been portrayed as a dutiful ascetic moralist -- in other words, as rather a bore -- but according to the three new biographies, the great metaphysician was not such a square after all. He enjoyed drinking wine, playing billiards and wearing fine, colourful clothes. On occasion, Kant drank so much red wine that he was unable to find his way home, the books claim."
WR
USA - Tuesday, May 11, 2004 at 13:21:25 (EDT)

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uncle vic got his fat @ss weighed today by the local hot nurse...NOT a pretty number
vic s. tire
USA - Tuesday, May 11, 2004 at 12:20:28 (EDT)

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that salada peeks
vic
USA - Tuesday, May 11, 2004 at 12:13:32 (EDT)

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My frosty heart is warmed at the thought of being lurker #140,000.
Icy Pete
USA - Tuesday, May 11, 2004 at 11:38:14 (EDT)

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i'd just like to note that A Wrinkle in Time was pretty good. and that tonight's indians pitcher definitely takes his hip-hop fashion lessons from D(on) D(off).....
boris
- Tuesday, May 11, 2004 at 11:32:01 (EDT)

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ho hum
vic E. sixxx
USA - Tuesday, May 11, 2004 at 10:22:52 (EDT)

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So since you are vegetarian, I must know how you eat. I know you are hillbilly from middletown so what? They make tofu opossum substitute now? MMM this opossum is great MJ! Oh and start warming up your sharoie hand ok?
CHONG LEE
USA - Tuesday, May 11, 2004 at 09:39:06 (EDT)

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just stopped in to pinch off a post

ERRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH...aaahhhhh

later all
Big WiF
USA - Monday, May 10, 2004 at 18:48:33 (EDT)

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da boris is 'what are you fuckin high' bidder last time looked. worth every ruble. chong, paypal, no wannado. bad experiences. boris send moneypenny plus special boris $1 surcharge. as ad says.....trashing your band? priceless.
boris
- Monday, May 10, 2004 at 18:19:21 (EDT)

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I'm off to the Assfights, wish me luck!
The Chic Sneak
USA - Monday, May 10, 2004 at 17:25:14 (EDT)

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I especially love the moronic silicon nightmare he married.
MJ®
USA - Monday, May 10, 2004 at 17:00:38 (EDT)

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Surviving Nugent is some funny-@ss sh!t. MJ loves it. So does Blanket. Go ahead, ask him.
vic
USA - Monday, May 10, 2004 at 16:59:42 (EDT)

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boris, did you really buy Chong's "item' he had for sale?
MJ®
USA - Monday, May 10, 2004 at 16:59:42 (EDT)

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Anyone know how to spike a tree?
MJ®
USA - Monday, May 10, 2004 at 16:58:18 (EDT)

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chong ratfink. add g@y-@ss eBay surcharge to boris. and even spall it wrong. ratfink.
boris
- Monday, May 10, 2004 at 16:42:43 (EDT)

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Oh no, Boris. Buffy WAY better with us liberrians. Remember, one of the main characters was a librarian.
WR
USA - Monday, May 10, 2004 at 16:40:32 (EDT)

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as much of a testosterone-addled nitwit as the Nuge is, i must say that he's got some good taste in the lady dept. where does he get these slammin' hot vegan chicks he brings to his place to torture? last nite he had the people play chicken by running at a moving SUV. the first guy lost. smashed off the windshield and was carried off on a stretcher twitching. yeesh.
i ♥ chicks
USA - Monday, May 10, 2004 at 16:39:19 (EDT)

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Hey--quit yer yappin' and start driving to Providence ya lazy lurkers. We's gots a shew to see 2nite.
WR
USA - Monday, May 10, 2004 at 16:38:53 (EDT)

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angel, will admit, like your show WAYYY better than that buffy chick's.
boris
- Monday, May 10, 2004 at 16:38:20 (EDT)

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you smell a lot like a "yup" I once knew...
vic
USA - Monday, May 10, 2004 at 16:28:24 (EDT)

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But then I would have to git below ye.
Angel
USA - Monday, May 10, 2004 at 16:23:13 (EDT)

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how's this for excitement: blow me
vic
USA - Monday, May 10, 2004 at 15:53:11 (EDT)

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You guys are boring
Angel
USA - Monday, May 10, 2004 at 15:17:24 (EDT)

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Don Doff refuses to wash himself under anything resembling a shower head.
vic
USA - Monday, May 10, 2004 at 15:13:48 (EDT)

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340+797+345 @ w*rk; think it's like 400-something at home. tell ya what, ET's about as elusive as deodorant in mean joe's bathroom cabinet.
boris
- Monday, May 10, 2004 at 14:53:18 (EDT)

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250 "data units" dirty
the SETI Yeti
USA - Monday, May 10, 2004 at 14:43:08 (EDT)

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bladdy guerrero made three errors last week. think he needs to buy insurance....
boris
- Monday, May 10, 2004 at 13:03:15 (EDT)

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MJ=talks softly but is packin' a big shtick
Buford
USA - Monday, May 10, 2004 at 12:40:26 (EDT)

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hahahahaha i fooled you again
not chong
USA - Monday, May 10, 2004 at 12:08:23 (EDT)

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yawn
vic
USA - Monday, May 10, 2004 at 11:22:27 (EDT)

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Holy fuck, someone reviewed pre-KOL ellison. again.
KOL
USA - Monday, May 10, 2004 at 11:16:05 (EDT)

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Can I get some more HTML in my monitors please?
Chong
USA - Monday, May 10, 2004 at 10:48:43 (EDT)

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hey that's some color (yellow) commentary you got their Boris. very funny. Hey I was at Saturday's game. did ya see me and Don on TV behind the home team dugout? Hey, did ya know that Plectrum and Lester were settin' their boney little asses on the rain delayed seats yesterday?
MJ®
USA - Monday, May 10, 2004 at 09:33:58 (EDT)

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Am I the best, or what? Don't you just love me? I'm not some big steroid goon like Giambi or Bonds. I'm just some wirey little guy that loves to play the game.
Pokey Reese
USA - Monday, May 10, 2004 at 09:29:48 (EDT)

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Bladdermir Guerrero hits a dribbler.......

Jorge Pissada squirts one through the middle.....
boris
- Monday, May 10, 2004 at 07:47:03 (EDT)

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Some bands don't need any schtick to be awesome. I should know. MJ autograph bidding all the way up to $1.50!
CHONG LEE
USA - Monday, May 10, 2004 at 07:23:27 (EDT)

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Ohmygod I can't believe some bitch is stealing my monitor schtick. Why I came up with that all by myself and have entertained audiences with it for decades.
MJ®
USA - Monday, May 10, 2004 at 00:35:20 (EDT)

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sausage link
!
USA - Sunday, May 09, 2004 at 21:15:42 (EDT)

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Once the bus was again on the road,the boy charged and other varsity players allegedly assaulted the boy, dragging him to the back of the bus where the assailant then struck the boy in this head with his penis, police said. Photos of the victim, whose name was withheld, show extensive bruises and dozens of cuts along his back and shoulders.
must've been a medevil penis
USA - Sunday, May 09, 2004 at 21:14:31 (EDT)

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May 7, 2004 -- OAKLAND - Moises Alou has company when it comes to using his urine to toughen up his hands. "I do it during the winter and spring training to keep my hands hard," All-Star catcher Jorge Posada said of the unorthodox skin conditioning program. "You don't want to shake my hand during spring training before practice." Alou, a Cubs outfielder, Posada and Angels outfielder Vladimir Guerrero are the only three hitters in the majors who don't wear batting gloves. While it sounds unorthodox, older players apparently used urine to keep their hands tough and people who do field work in warmer climates use it to keep their hands from developing calluses.
i knew there's something wrong with him
USA - Sunday, May 09, 2004 at 21:12:36 (EDT)

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guitar??? chick from the eyesores.
Spy Guy
USA - Sunday, May 09, 2004 at 13:50:01 (EDT)

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and who was the offending plagiarizer I might ask?
Doff
USA - Sunday, May 09, 2004 at 13:39:11 (EDT)

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last night at the green room:
"could i get a little more disco ball in the monitors?"
I Spy
USA - Sunday, May 09, 2004 at 12:25:14 (EDT)

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Hey my trophy enjoyed its stay in Tampa. Mostly because nobody made me float it down a dirty river in a dinghy.
Vince Lomarbi
- Sunday, May 09, 2004 at 11:02:07 (EDT)

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Also, If Tampa Bay plays San Jose for the cup, the league should just fold right then and there.
Doff
USA - Sunday, May 09, 2004 at 10:48:56 (EDT)

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"That never fucking happens!" Doof screams at MJ®. To which MJ® replies. If that was Manny it woulda been a single.
Don Doof
USA - Sunday, May 09, 2004 at 10:47:00 (EDT)

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lomarbi=lombardi
 
- Sunday, May 09, 2004 at 09:41:47 (EDT)

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eep goodon ya, crocterrifian WtF. beyond and beside(s), yon lomarbi trophy braves the PVD waves? and i am at a canadiens bar, accepting my due diligence. everybody hopes for losing 4(ish) stateside franchises to be replaced by (boris am hopes) some among stockholm, moscow, praha and, dunno, frankfurt. make it the best league anywhere and do it without play stoppage.

go sox. go newport storm.
boris
- Saturday, May 08, 2004 at 22:33:56 (EDT)

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YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGH!!!!!
(doing my impersonation of a certain imploded politician)
Well, just uploaded my final paper. I iz officially allowed to be stupit for the next two weeks before commencing again. I stay and chat, but I'm determined to drink enough in the coming hours to thoroughly erase any of that offensive knowledge stuff that mighta got stuck in my cranium. later{{{}}}~~~~~~~~
Big WiF
USA - Saturday, May 08, 2004 at 17:59:42 (EDT)

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I desire Pokey Fece sexually.
Speed Stooler
- Saturday, May 08, 2004 at 16:53:04 (EDT)

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BS logo emblazoned on the bases?
boris
- Saturday, May 08, 2004 at 09:33:51 (EDT)

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Lurk invades Fenway. Doff & MJ® today and Plec & Lester tomorrey. Any others?
The Brown Monster
USA - Saturday, May 08, 2004 at 09:18:41 (EDT)

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where's carpenter st? if you mean the lot across from the call and 10:30, you would be correct. i was not smoking anything illegal.
Headmeat
USA - Friday, May 07, 2004 at 17:27:29 (EDT)

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well hopefully tonight is the last retarded-amount-of-after-hours in meatopia for a while. a good long while, i tell ye. having spared vic details, i now sign off to dickoff on pinball until the obi-wan of networking arrives to bail out my newbie @ss. i bid you all, and that includes vic, a fond adieu. look what the cat dragged in.
boris
- Friday, May 07, 2004 at 17:14:10 (EDT)

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"Bush may not have been born stupid, but he has achieved stupidity, and now he wears it as a badge of honor."
WR
USA - Friday, May 07, 2004 at 17:01:25 (EDT)

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Hey Meathead, I think I saw you sitting in an alley on the far end of Carpenter St last night around 930 PM, No?
The Sneak
USA - Friday, May 07, 2004 at 16:14:09 (EDT)

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remember me?

USA - Friday, May 07, 2004 at 15:42:02 (EDT)

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now THAT is a'spicy a'meat a'ball'a
vic
USA - Friday, May 07, 2004 at 14:59:01 (EDT)

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one of the longer URLs I've seen (without #s, %, etc)
Dotes
USA - Friday, May 07, 2004 at 14:27:35 (EDT)

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A friend once told me that she would become a vegetarian but she loved meatballs too much!
WR
USA - Friday, May 07, 2004 at 14:14:36 (EDT)

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...or at least one...
boris
- Friday, May 07, 2004 at 13:10:16 (EDT)

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I used to clean bird sh!t outta cuckoo clocks.
vic
USA - Friday, May 07, 2004 at 13:08:03 (EDT)

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the horrible truth about ME!
"Meat"balls
USA - Friday, May 07, 2004 at 13:03:37 (EDT)

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here is a picture from my g!g last nite:

Meat "balls"
USA - Friday, May 07, 2004 at 13:02:08 (EDT)

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Again, MJ reiterates, were not the Sizz supposed to pl@y that show with you guys Monday? I mean, who dropped the ball, was it stage wrong? Cuz i'll fire plectrum's ass in an instant. I will. and cats vs. Birds. ALL cats should live indooors or be in enclosures. Not safe for them or wildlife to have their sadistic little asses prowling aroud anybody's bird feeder-Chong's or not.
MJ®
USA - Friday, May 07, 2004 at 12:51:13 (EDT)

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don't underestimate the power of the force (esp two former members of versus) young jedi. i'm gonna try like hell to go....
boris
- Friday, May 07, 2004 at 12:49:34 (EDT)

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The social and cultural highlight of your lives!
KOL
USA - Friday, May 07, 2004 at 12:43:56 (EDT)

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No more music on FNX? Will hang self down bathtub.

USA - Friday, May 07, 2004 at 12:26:38 (EDT)

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the new FNX sports talk radio is a real thrill
vic thrill
USA - Friday, May 07, 2004 at 11:45:44 (EDT)

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daily buzzkill
boris
- Friday, May 07, 2004 at 11:19:59 (EDT)

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Son, do you know you got a panty on your head?
TODD
USA - Friday, May 07, 2004 at 10:46:10 (EDT)

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Olsen chick rack > Humanzee rack.
TODD
USA - Friday, May 07, 2004 at 09:49:25 (EDT)

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Chong.
USA - Friday, May 07, 2004 at 09:47:57 (EDT)

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Hey MJ, can you please sign this picture of the first time you met DON for me. Some sucker's gonna give 1.50 for it! Oh and make sure DON keeps his Manpanzee paws off it.
Chong
USA - Friday, May 07, 2004 at 09:46:54 (EDT)

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step off my #3 ace, there, Ace Face. unless you wanna part with someone on your team. upon further review, there is no one on your team worthy. oh, and may i pay you the winning eBay amount in rubles?
boris
- Friday, May 07, 2004 at 09:42:00 (EDT)

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Dried blood eh? Plenty of that on my paul molitor bat right now.
Chong
USA - Friday, May 07, 2004 at 09:06:51 (EDT)

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I know cats eat birds. I'm not really against that. It's just that this cat is such dick. And he was just batting it around. By the way, Mike Mussina said this about the spiderman bases "I'm glad out team sood up for something. I mean what's next? Are they gonna put Chico's Bail Bonds on the backs of our uniforms?"
CHONG LEE
USA - Friday, May 07, 2004 at 09:05:13 (EDT)

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dried blood. get dried blood. cats hate it. spread some around and cat will stay away.
Don Doff
USA - Friday, May 07, 2004 at 09:05:00 (EDT)

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not much you can do, chong. cats just do that by instinct, and generally present the dead bird carcass to their owners as "presents" afterward. if it had gone that far your best bet woulda been to let the lady see the carcass and let her bitch out the cat. not that that'd work either. you could either have a friend with a dog come over and scare bejeezus out of cat (which is also difficult, because stopping dog may be complicated and not stopping dog could be wicked complicated) or just throw stuff *near* cat when it's in yr yard so he gets the idea that yours is "danger yard".
boris
- Friday, May 07, 2004 at 08:30:53 (EDT)

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So I get out of my car yesterday and there is this cat eating a bird in my yard. I hate the cat and the woman that own it. After chasing the cat away with rocks I went to shovel the bird into a garbage can just so the cat wouldn't get to eat it but the damn thing was still alive. I pushed it with my foot and it kind of flopped around with a broken wing and It's neck was all fucked up too. I had to put it out old yeller style with a baseball bat. I did not like doing that. So my question is, should I bother telling the nasty lady that owns the cat that I dont want it in my yard anymore? Any ideas on how to keep it away myself? Oh and the best part was that my neighbor missed the cat part and just saw me beating the bird to death. He came over all weirded out, "what the hell are you doing?" I told him and he said I should get some mothballs.
CHONG LEE
USA - Friday, May 07, 2004 at 07:14:03 (EDT)

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mark bellhorn. wtf.
boris
- Thursday, May 06, 2004 at 19:53:16 (EDT)

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Hey who's that hot chick playing the yellow Les Paul Junior in the shot below? And Meatballs got g!g? WTF, when did the lurkers get so damn mus!cal?
MJ®
USA - Thursday, May 06, 2004 at 18:14:02 (EDT)

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ghjghjghj
hjghjghj
USA - Thursday, May 06, 2004 at 16:17:20 (EDT)

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vic broke lurk
vic
USA - Thursday, May 06, 2004 at 14:57:55 (EDT)

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watch yourself...
vic
USA - Thursday, May 06, 2004 at 13:12:25 (EDT)

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"Most people don’t discuss fighting with the ass. I suspect that’s because on the surface it seems impractical and difficult. That is probably what draws me to the concept."

Doesn't it sound like something Hank Von Helvete might have said? And Keith Moon, Bill Stevenson, Jerry Nolan, and Charlie Watts are the only drummers that matter!
KOL
USA - Thursday, May 06, 2004 at 12:54:16 (EDT)

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k. moon...don't usually spend a lot of thought time on the poor dead bastard...he kicked a little ass on the skins in his day, I'll give 'em that
vic sun
USA - Thursday, May 06, 2004 at 12:53:17 (EDT)

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vic sorry for the mu!c-related question but...thoughts on k moon?
boris
- Thursday, May 06, 2004 at 12:46:21 (EDT)

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Some people call it titfighting. I never do.
Doff
USA - Thursday, May 06, 2004 at 12:28:26 (EDT)

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howdy, y'all. i'm playing tonite at the century lounge. 11:45. rock.
Meathead
USA - Thursday, May 06, 2004 at 12:26:17 (EDT)

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I'll give ya somethin' to make your eyes water...
vic
USA - Thursday, May 06, 2004 at 12:18:18 (EDT)

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a first: more than 3 consecutive seconds spent watching the Speed Channel!
boris
- Thursday, May 06, 2004 at 11:53:10 (EDT)

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This page is as cold as the air that passes through my frosty lungs.
Icy Pete
USA - Thursday, May 06, 2004 at 10:43:15 (EDT)

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Monday, @s220--KOL will be trying his best to be an aloof, sneering rock god. Come check it out to see if he can pull it off.