WR
USA - Wednesday, April 07, 2004 at 15:02:14 (EDT)

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I know we don't do body counts, but I wonder how many hired guns had to hire morticians?
Gloomy G. U. S.
USA - Wednesday, April 07, 2004 at 15:00:39 (EDT)

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The Sneak is the 1930's equivalent of this... Strong Bad's little yellow buddy who enjoys making short cartoons on his iMac and resting in the crisper drawer. The Cheat is the best player on the CGNU beat stuff up team.
WR
USA - Wednesday, April 07, 2004 at 14:58:56 (EDT)

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How Friday for Game 2 of sweep?
D. Doff
USA - Wednesday, April 07, 2004 at 14:57:57 (EDT)

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Tonight bad for Doff too. Let me check playoff sched....
Don Doff
USA - Wednesday, April 07, 2004 at 14:54:45 (EDT)

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When you see a girl that you're attracted to, approach her and tap her on the shoulder lightly with your puppet and when she turns around raise your hand puppet towards her face and say something like this with your puppet, "Hi beautiful, would you like to dance with me?" Move your puppet up and down with your hand as you are saying your script just as if the puppet was really talking. And be sure to talk in a real silly voice.
What happens next? She's going to die laughing and think that you are so chong lee.
the snark
USA - Wednesday, April 07, 2004 at 14:51:08 (EDT)

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i think i solved the case of the sneak mystique
Private "Dick"
USA - Wednesday, April 07, 2004 at 14:14:11 (EDT)

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MAD DOWNS TO UPS.
Biggies Mom
USA - Wednesday, April 07, 2004 at 14:10:38 (EDT)

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God I love this little fellow!
N' Sneak
USA - Wednesday, April 07, 2004 at 13:51:26 (EDT)

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DOWN with the BROWN
vic
USA - Wednesday, April 07, 2004 at 13:40:22 (EDT)

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I know a lively fellow, who is really quite unique. He's small and smart and yellow, with a rodent-like physique. He doesn't play the cello, and he never deigns to speak. He's The Strong Bad's Leporello, and they just call him The Sneak! If you've got a caper then you know who to call. It's the Sneak! It's The Sneak! Who's The Dapper Swindler out of Tammany Hall? Mo-mo-lo-de-oh-do It's The Sneak! That charming little what's-it who's The Strong Man's greatest pal? It's The Sneak! It's The Sneak! Who did the hully-gully on the Panama Canal? Doo-wacka-doo-wacka-doo It's The Sneak! {instrumental} Who's that jaunty jackanapes with moxy and pizazz? It's The Sneak! (Yes, sir!) It's The Sneak! Who's been drinking bootleg hooch and listening to the jazz? Mo-mo-lo-de-oh-do It's The Sneak! Who captures all the flapper girls' affections? Who made off with my Fluffy Puff confections? He's dastardly! He loves catastrophe! His schemes are masterly! Takes tea at half past three! That sneaky sneak is sneakin' all over town! Who dropped The Homestar Runner from his flying machine? (Hum dinger!) Is it The Sneak? (28 skidoo!) It's The Sneak! Who put a bengal tiger in The Kaiser's latrine? (Ach du lieber!) It's The Sneak! (What's the rumpus?) You know it's The Sneak! (Take it home!) The Sneakity Sneak all day long!
Marshie
USA - Wednesday, April 07, 2004 at 13:21:15 (EDT)

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hey UPS what part of 'next day' doesn't effing compute. are all y'all dunkin donuts alums?
boris
- Wednesday, April 07, 2004 at 12:46:14 (EDT)

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SHERMAN, Texas (AP) -- A jailed man accused of killing and cutting out the hearts of his son, estranged wife and her daughter plucked out his own eye and then quoted from the Bible, officials said Tuesday. Andre L. Thomas was in a county jail cell Friday night when he tore his eye out of its socket with his hands, said Grayson County Sheriff Keith Gary. Thomas, 21, then quoted the verse Mark 9:47: "And if your eye causes you to sin, pluck it out. It is better for you to enter the kingdom of God with one eye than to have two eyes and be thrown into hell." Thomas was taken to a hospital and the eyeball was put on ice, but it could not be reattached. He is now being held in restraints at the jail, the sheriff said. Thomas is accused in the March 26 stabbing deaths of his 4-year-old son, his 20-year-old estranged wife and her 1-year-old daughter. All the victims' hearts were cut out; two were found at Andre Thomas' house. He turned himself in and was charged with one count of capital murder. A judge ruled Monday that Thomas will be evaluated by a mental health professional.
vic
USA - Wednesday, April 07, 2004 at 12:44:17 (EDT)

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dirty, thanks won't happen again; now, who is this "The Sneak!"?
vic
USA - Wednesday, April 07, 2004 at 12:29:58 (EDT)

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A link for Don. Vrrooom!
The Sneak
USA - Wednesday, April 07, 2004 at 12:01:15 (EDT)

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doff when quaff?
boris
- Wednesday, April 07, 2004 at 12:00:28 (EDT)

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And Google seemed like such a nice fella.
Doff
USA - Wednesday, April 07, 2004 at 11:47:19 (EDT)

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Motley Fool:

Gmail is already under fire for the way it will read users' email. A story on the AP wire quotes a variety of privacy advocates who are creeped out by Google's terms of service -- even though the service has yet to launch. One worry: Copies of email will remain on the system even if deleted or after account termination. Another cause for creeps: computerized snooping. Remember those advertisements that floated in the streets of Minority Report and served up personalized pitches after a retina scan? Gmail's snooping system will work a bit like that. It will read the displayed email, then dish out advertisements based on the content of the message. If you're talking recipes with aunt Sue, expect to see ads hawking pots, pans, barbecue sauce, cookbooks, or -- if the software has a sense of humor -- fire extinguishers. Potential users may be assuaged by Google's promise in its Gmail privacy policy that "No human reads your mail to target ads or other information without your consent," but that's not good enough for me.
boris
- Wednesday, April 07, 2004 at 11:38:21 (EDT)

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"forced" to "attack" a mosque...can anybody say "worst-case scenario"
boris
- Wednesday, April 07, 2004 at 11:34:01 (EDT)

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And then I point to my
Petey
USA - Wednesday, April 07, 2004 at 10:28:55 (EDT)

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Fucking Marlins.
TS
USA - Wednesday, April 07, 2004 at 09:04:12 (EDT)

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sox rocked!!
cheffy
USA - Wednesday, April 07, 2004 at 08:28:04 (EDT)

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"Yes," he said curtly.
boris
- Tuesday, April 06, 2004 at 20:15:45 (EDT)

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Boris, get below me. Hey how bout that Schilling being worth every shilling?
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, April 06, 2004 at 20:06:42 (EDT)

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didn't the habs useta play at he forum?
boris
- Tuesday, April 06, 2004 at 19:51:17 (EDT)

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Hey look me over I'm a son of Iran
and the word of the prophet's in my blood
and you can keep on clutchin your flag and your bible
but it's not gonna do you any good
On the day I was born, Lord, my momma cried out
"All those infidels are really gonna pay!"
Cos I'm a holy motherfucker and a yank-killin' rocker
Ready for martyrdom today

Young fast Iranians!

Now goin to the border, never comin back
Goin to the border for a suicide attack
Come on baby, tie your veil down tight
I'm a one-way rocket to paradise tonight
We are young! Fast! Praise god we are Iranian!
Hey, hit the pedal I'm a-ready to roll
There's a Holy War callin my name
When I hear em prayin Lord, I lose all control
It's got my trigger finger startin to shake
Well pass that koran, get the radio on
It's time to listen to our favorite DJ
We got the Rockin Ayatollah and he's burnin it down
24 hours a day!
boris
- Tuesday, April 06, 2004 at 19:49:17 (EDT)

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Oh yeah? Well, my Siamese fighting fish Grendel will kick your Siamese fighting fish's @ss.
WR
USA - Tuesday, April 06, 2004 at 18:38:49 (EDT)

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WR, bingo...you win absolutely nothing. Good day.
vic
USA - Tuesday, April 06, 2004 at 18:31:38 (EDT)

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he forum=the forum
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, April 06, 2004 at 18:20:56 (EDT)

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Hey KOL, I think he forum is GREAT! I don't have any bad things to say about it like that bit WR!
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, April 06, 2004 at 18:20:24 (EDT)

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What is right with the picture is that there MJ and Vic are not in it.
WR
USA - Tuesday, April 06, 2004 at 18:05:30 (EDT)

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And HOME link not working (neither is top banner if it's supposed to be a link to home page). My critique is done, I think.....
WR
USA - Tuesday, April 06, 2004 at 18:03:56 (EDT)

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KOL, can you explain what you mean by this? "This is not only humorous, but legal actions can be taken against you."
WR
USA - Tuesday, April 06, 2004 at 18:01:23 (EDT)

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dirty, post those lie-rics again?
vic
USA - Tuesday, April 06, 2004 at 17:42:00 (EDT)

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name one thing right with this picture

USA - Tuesday, April 06, 2004 at 17:39:44 (EDT)

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how can you sleep with your sausage burning?

USA - Tuesday, April 06, 2004 at 16:16:13 (EDT)

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My half assed ideas are on prominent display. Look what I 'made' today! Motorcycle Discussion Forums.
KOL
USA - Tuesday, April 06, 2004 at 15:44:16 (EDT)

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"It was on Valentine’s Day. I was naked in the kitchen and burnt my penis. I really ruined my evening — and my night."
have you ever sausage a thing?
USA - Tuesday, April 06, 2004 at 15:33:25 (EDT)

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and when he reached for sausage while cooking, he instead picked up the dynamite.
kablewme
USA - Tuesday, April 06, 2004 at 15:21:00 (EDT)

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FZ400=me stupid...FZR400...here's a pic. Find a buyer and I will make you lunch.
K0L
USA - Tuesday, April 06, 2004 at 15:13:54 (EDT)

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FZ400=me stupid...FZR400...here's a pic. Find a buyer and I will make you lunch.
K0L
USA - Tuesday, April 06, 2004 at 15:13:29 (EDT)

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er don...still trying to sell my Yamaha...see today's want adverstiser..90 FZ400 must sell right now. There's a 97 900SS in NY for $3200!
the KOL
USA - Tuesday, April 06, 2004 at 15:01:58 (EDT)

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just don't say anything
vic
USA - Tuesday, April 06, 2004 at 14:55:19 (EDT)

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KOL=Donald Trump of Rock
Doff
USA - Tuesday, April 06, 2004 at 14:18:52 (EDT)

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The Heaters are putting together a collection of crappy live recordings and crappier studio records, along with some new stuff recorded live in the rehearsal space. It will be titled "Nothing was proven,nobody cared". It will be available by asking for a copy.
The King of Lurk
USA - Tuesday, April 06, 2004 at 14:05:43 (EDT)

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Don't say 50/50.
Doff
USA - Tuesday, April 06, 2004 at 14:02:50 (EDT)

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nothing's happened yet, I'm just looking into the future and making predictions...
vic
USA - Tuesday, April 06, 2004 at 14:00:38 (EDT)

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MJ's too busy driving around in his '90 Camry.
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, April 06, 2004 at 13:41:01 (EDT)

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WR's too busy picking up to drive around
WR
USA - Tuesday, April 06, 2004 at 13:32:34 (EDT)

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vic's too busy "driving around" in his broken down pick-up
v. v. v.
USA - Tuesday, April 06, 2004 at 12:48:09 (EDT)

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Chong Lee is too busy riding around in his porsche to lurk.
Doff
USA - Tuesday, April 06, 2004 at 12:11:42 (EDT)

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I COULDN'T'VE SAID IT BETTER MESELF.
vic
USA - Tuesday, April 06, 2004 at 12:06:27 (EDT)

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Holy shit that offspring of QOC and Damon has got to be the fucking funniest thing ever!! TS!!!!!! Where you been???!!!!! Cheffy BLOW ME. Boris EAT ME. Chong you know you can't stay away, you little asian dreamer. The Sneak, agreed Hellacopters=excellent. Muddy Briefs, remeber to wipe front to back.
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, April 06, 2004 at 11:34:36 (EDT)

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benny u got mail
boris
- Tuesday, April 06, 2004 at 09:41:50 (EDT)

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Fuck you Cheffy. I'm a lady.
TS
USA - Tuesday, April 06, 2004 at 09:04:41 (EDT)

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I'm off to see Schilling Pitch at Camden...I'll be on the "Club Level", right behind Manny. Please tell me that Chong Lee did not really leave us...that chinaman is funny.
"Iron Chef"
USA - Tuesday, April 06, 2004 at 07:29:10 (EDT)

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Goodbye lurk. It was nice knowing you. By the way. I'm not really chinese.
Chong Lee
USA - Tuesday, April 06, 2004 at 07:16:25 (EDT)

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QOC + Johnny Damon=

USA - Monday, April 05, 2004 at 19:52:15 (EDT)

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All-Time Head-to-Head Playoff Series Wins:
Montreal: 22
Boston: 7
boris
- Monday, April 05, 2004 at 18:07:57 (EDT)

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Still not impressed with 'The Darkness', who aren't fit to roadie for the Hellacopters, never mind be in the same hemisphere as Turbonegro.
The Sneak
USA - Monday, April 05, 2004 at 17:44:52 (EDT)

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The Darkness delivered the goods last night. Many bras were thrown and the band had 3 outfit changes,what else do you need from a cock rock show?
muddy briefs
USA - Monday, April 05, 2004 at 17:36:35 (EDT)

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Whoever posted that snippet about Damon chasing cars like a caveman for spring training-that shit was funny. Boris, yes, Petey likes it hot. Gloomy Gus, get a grip.
MJ®
USA - Monday, April 05, 2004 at 17:30:50 (EDT)

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¤

USA - Monday, April 05, 2004 at 17:08:15 (EDT)

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i wonder if the rings around URANUS are this pretty...
Uranus is cold and lonely
USA - Monday, April 05, 2004 at 16:49:38 (EDT)

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petey's always bitten the satchel in damp, cold spring games. no worries 'til he gets lit up in dominica weather. baltimore last nite = november in some irish peat bog.
boris
- Monday, April 05, 2004 at 16:01:05 (EDT)

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WOW--I expected Christopher to get shot didn't you? That Steve Buscemi is a doll. What are you fellas talking about? Who had the bet about Damon's hair style on opening day? Or was that QOC?
WR
USA - Monday, April 05, 2004 at 15:48:06 (EDT)

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Plenty of scoring opportunities last night. Take it easy fellas.
Fella T. Show
USA - Monday, April 05, 2004 at 15:37:46 (EDT)

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They couldn't beat Baltimore last year, how do you expect them to win against a good O's team? Hmmm?
Gloomy Gus
USA - Monday, April 05, 2004 at 15:34:54 (EDT)

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The Sneak thinks Petey M's never gonna break 92 mph again. Crossing fingers and legs for Schilling tommorreee....
The Sneak
USA - Monday, April 05, 2004 at 15:32:34 (EDT)

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has anyone seen my sox?
bobbi
USA - Monday, April 05, 2004 at 15:08:03 (EDT)

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So....anybody see the Sox last night...?
MJ®
USA - Monday, April 05, 2004 at 15:02:02 (EDT)

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I FUX. YOU SUX.
I FUX
USA - Monday, April 05, 2004 at 14:40:43 (EDT)

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Hello.....buy a porsche.
Chong
USA - Monday, April 05, 2004 at 10:36:09 (EDT)

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Jazzersize is off for all Yettimen.
Yeti Damon
USA - Monday, April 05, 2004 at 00:46:01 (EDT)

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- Sunday, April 04, 2004 at 18:35:12 (EDT)

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no NAC tonight...repeat...no NAC tonight...as for Bush, you suckers have endured enough torture...now you are released to make right what you wronged in two thousand nought...
vic
USA - Sunday, April 04, 2004 at 18:00:28 (EDT)

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time to drop SOMEBODY like a bad habit-ent.
 
- Sunday, April 04, 2004 at 17:41:52 (EDT)

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Even in these days of year-round fitness in baseball, there are many different types of off-season training programs for big leaguers. Take Johnny Damon, for example, who says that sitting around and drinking beer was an important part of his off-season training.

"I'd wait on the side of the street at night and when cars started coming, I'd race them to my house, so I know I can go at least 25. I think I scared the cars and they'd speed up a little more because they'd see a caveman running after them."
my hero!
USA - Saturday, April 03, 2004 at 16:12:10 (EST)

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From the start, Gabriele Amorth, one of the Catholic Church's top exorcists, suspected the devil was at work. "I've seen things like this before," he said. "Demons occupy a house and appear in electrical goods," he said.
kill your TV before it gets YOU!
USA - Saturday, April 03, 2004 at 16:10:32 (EST)

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Here's what I recommend: Dump Bush in '04, draft BUD in 05' .
2 Cents
USA - Saturday, April 03, 2004 at 15:17:54 (EST)

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WR! you stop talking aboot fingering behinds right now! that's nasty!
!!!!
USA - Saturday, April 03, 2004 at 11:33:29 (EST)

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priorities, don. THREE STOOGES MARATHON, WOOHOOOOOO!!!

- Hyden Zeke, Detective
boris
- Saturday, April 03, 2004 at 11:29:39 (EST)

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One helluva lotta sports on tv this weekend. Don't go too crazy out there.
Doff
USA - Saturday, April 03, 2004 at 10:39:22 (EST)

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we'd need to be losing pretty badly if anybody drafted boris but...forget social security for anyone now under 55, and prep for $3/gallon plus the biggest housing foreclosure wave in country's history.

worst. president. ever.
boris
- Saturday, April 03, 2004 at 07:20:51 (EST)

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Dump Bush in '04 or get drafted in '05. The choice is yours.
ed
USA - Saturday, April 03, 2004 at 00:04:30 (EST)

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Only kidding WR...
"Iron Chef"
USA - Friday, April 02, 2004 at 20:35:48 (EST)

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There's ladies on the Lurk...that's news to me.
"Iron Chef"
USA - Friday, April 02, 2004 at 20:35:16 (EST)

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Dear "Iron", looks as if your sorry ass is dateless again on a Friday night. Perhaps you would like to utilise one of the Ladies of the Lurk for a night?
Lurk Dating Services
USA - Friday, April 02, 2004 at 20:23:12 (EST)

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I just took a bath, changed my guitar strings for the first time since November (still alittle blood on the old ones) and I'm kicking ass on Jeopardy...another thrilling Freakin' Friday in my world.
"Iron Chef"
USA - Friday, April 02, 2004 at 19:59:03 (EST)

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"asshat"? well i s'pose the .667 post brought that about but....

- Friday, April 02, 2004 at 19:36:42 (EST)

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Tailor Made

Marcus and Yacov, two Hasidic Jews, went to Pincus the tailor for new suits.
"Pincus," Yacov said, "the last time we came to you for new suits, we told you we wanted black suits. The suits you made us were not black. They were sort of dark gray maybe, but not black. We need new suits, and this time we want black suits, from the darkest black cloth there is."
Pincus reached behind for a bolt of cloth and he said, "See this cloth? It is from this fabric that I make the habits for nuns. In all the world," Pincus said, fingering the bolt of fabric, "there is no blacker cloth than the cloth I make nun's habits from...And it is from this cloth that I'll make your new suits!"
A few weeks later Marcus and Yacov were walking down the street in their new suits when they passed two nuns. Impulsively, one of the men went up to one of the nuns. He held his sleeve against hers. Then, in an angry voice, he muttered something to his friend and they both walked on.
"What did that man want?" one nun asked the other.
"I don't know," she replied, "he looked at my garment, said something in Latin, and left."
"In Latin?" asked the first nun. "What did he say?"
He said, "Marcus, Pincus fuctus."
boris
- Friday, April 02, 2004 at 18:12:44 (EST)

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al ittle?
v.
USA - Friday, April 02, 2004 at 18:02:06 (EST)

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Hey MJ, take the worst thing you ever smelled and multiply it by 1,000,000. Dog day cruel lurk...dog day...
vic
USA - Friday, April 02, 2004 at 18:01:15 (EST)

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Hey anybody need al ittle HTM-Help?
BSTC
USA - Friday, April 02, 2004 at 17:58:36 (EST)

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good FUCKING lord
silly bastard
USA - Friday, April 02, 2004 at 17:57:07 (EST)

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"silly" bitch?

USA - Friday, April 02, 2004 at 17:56:43 (EST)

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"silly" bitch?

USA - Friday, April 02, 2004 at 17:56:37 (EST)

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Yeah. Mental and PROUD! Okay. I'm outtie to. Till we lurk again, WR. You gonna see the QOC tonight? If'n you do, tell her mensa ass I said go back and graduate 4th grade.
MJ®
USA - Friday, April 02, 2004 at 17:54:34 (EST)

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And then there is the still-unsolved case of the Dunkin Donuts employee here in WAkefield who was found on fire behind the store by the owner of Pick Pockets. Police said she did it herself. She said perp had link with police. WHo's to say? Cops are not the most reliable sources. Neither are the mentally ill.
WR
USA - Friday, April 02, 2004 at 17:51:00 (EST)

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Hey WR, that Rice v. Clark link had no words with it. Just a pic. And my two cents on alleged abductees. Give the chicks a break. There is probably a very real reason they do what they do and they need help. No call them dumb bitches. Call assdrips that abuse animals dumb bitches, not some poor girl who didn't hurt nobody but herself.
MJ®
USA - Friday, April 02, 2004 at 17:45:21 (EST)

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Al Franken is GOD.
MJ®
USA - Friday, April 02, 2004 at 17:41:48 (EST)

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List of books currently checked out to me that I am NOT reading:THe dictionary of failed relationships; Sex, drugs, & cocoa puffs; Scary monsters & super freaks; Macintosh bible; Why we buy:the science of shopping; The book nobody read; The pact. One that I'm actually reading: Colter: the true story of the best dog I ever had. Also, working on books that tell me how to develop a cottage garden. Thinking that I'll just have to call Dexter in for that!
WR
USA - Friday, April 02, 2004 at 17:40:53 (EST)

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More on RICE vs. CLARKE--“We really, really did not want this to go this way,” says a commission source. “It is a huge diversion. We’re debating a truism: the United States was caught with its pants down, and that includes Republicans and Democrats alike.”
WR
USA - Friday, April 02, 2004 at 17:24:43 (EST)

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I fingered there had to be something behind the harassment of BS to update their intro page. I have no rhythm to speak of.
WR
USA - Friday, April 02, 2004 at 17:16:25 (EST)

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watch out, vic's got wood
"Tutta" Frutta
USA - Friday, April 02, 2004 at 17:15:58 (EST)

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Feds get to bottom of alleged snitch theft
A junkie enlisted as an FBI snitch stole $1,200 in government money and stuffed the cash up his rectum, prosecutors said yesterday. Luis Colon, 31, of Manchester, N.H.,
bummer. hope it was large bills.
USA - Friday, April 02, 2004 at 17:09:47 (EST)

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abductee? nah

USA - Friday, April 02, 2004 at 17:03:05 (EST)

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Then I'll do it: I'd like to get my balls on her green.
v. v. v.
USA - Friday, April 02, 2004 at 16:55:25 (EST)

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"Take the worst thing you've ever smelled and multiply it by 10," said golfer Len Stahly, 71
vic stahly
USA - Friday, April 02, 2004 at 16:53:41 (EST)

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More sports nudity
not going to make the obvious joke...
USA - Friday, April 02, 2004 at 16:52:00 (EST)

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The force of the flow launched at least eight manholes skyward, geysers of sewage rose as high as four feet, and part of a golf course and a park were closed.
they do things big in Texas
USA - Friday, April 02, 2004 at 16:48:59 (EST)

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WR, you just DON'T MISS A BEAT do you?
vic oxford
USA - Friday, April 02, 2004 at 16:44:25 (EST)

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Anyone else notice that the *Other Band* has finally updated their website and is actually playing a few shews in the near future? Perhaps the Sneak should let us know when he will be rockin' again too. BTW Chong, this is a new month--get out there.
WR
USA - Friday, April 02, 2004 at 16:39:41 (EST)

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Alcoholics, binge drinkers and drunk drivers are hailing today's decision by State Attorney General Peg Lautenschlager to raise the legal limit for driving to a nation-high .13 percent.
Lautenschlager, who made headlines this winter when she was pulled over for drunk driving with a blood alcohol content of .12 percent,
a day late...
USA - Friday, April 02, 2004 at 16:26:27 (EST)

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this guy is, maybe, not so smart, really...
"Mr. Fellows is an honor student and he made an unfortunate mistake,"
USA - Friday, April 02, 2004 at 16:22:30 (EST)

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you gotta add this to the Sizz stage show!:
A new device can track an individual, shoot an aroma directly at their nose, and leave the person next to them completely unaffected.
the smaht fot cannon!
USA - Friday, April 02, 2004 at 16:18:05 (EST)

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proper, improper, who's counting
vic
USA - Friday, April 02, 2004 at 16:14:55 (EST)

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you admittedly don't read books but read the OED? my hero!
boris
- Friday, April 02, 2004 at 16:05:35 (EST)

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Compact edition of the OED (just donated to the library this afternoon) states: abducted--led or carried away improperly; kidnapped. Or, Of a member of the body, drawn away. I think the key word in my sense of the definition is IMPROPERLY! I intend to set this right next opportunity I get by taking a 4 day weekend. Fvck 'em!
WR
USA - Friday, April 02, 2004 at 15:52:28 (EST)

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...not that 2 v 7 wouldn't be most excrement.
 
- Friday, April 02, 2004 at 15:31:54 (EST)

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yeah usually some site installed some spyware or malware or sum such. download.com had "ad-aware" or google "spybot" but be sure to download latest updates for both before running that shiz
boris
- Friday, April 02, 2004 at 15:30:24 (EST)

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hey dirty ever have your browser setting fucked with by uhm...well, browsing?
vic
USA - Friday, April 02, 2004 at 15:19:36 (EST)

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yeah well except. 2 v jersey to close this w'end + jumbo joe pazienza got hoit last nite = plummeted by sunday night. maybe 2nd round but boris am doubt first.
bobby schmautz
- Friday, April 02, 2004 at 15:04:11 (EST)

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define "abducted"...
vic
USA - Friday, April 02, 2004 at 14:59:36 (EST)

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Hey Doris. If the season ended today. 2 v 7. Canadien bacon in the back bay.
Doff
USA - Friday, April 02, 2004 at 14:52:42 (EST)

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Someone has to monitor the porn bots at the library.
Doff
USA - Friday, April 02, 2004 at 14:50:40 (EST)

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I was abducted today from my day off by a sick employee who said she would come in but didn't know how long she could stay. That's my story & I'm sticking to it.
WR
USA - Friday, April 02, 2004 at 13:38:29 (EST)

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Share Timmy
Timmy
USA - Friday, April 02, 2004 at 13:30:04 (EST)

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some hippie
USA - Friday, April 02, 2004 at 13:19:06 (EST)

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lying beavers
v. v. v.
USA - Friday, April 02, 2004 at 13:04:17 (EST)

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Are we talking lying badgers?
Don Don't Know
USA - Friday, April 02, 2004 at 12:38:32 (EST)

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anyone for crumpets?

USA - Friday, April 02, 2004 at 12:22:44 (EST)

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After she said she made it up, she said she WAS abducted but in the city and not near her home. So she's probably just a little nuts.
Chong
USA - Friday, April 02, 2004 at 12:13:39 (EST)

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hey, turns out she made it all up!
vic
USA - Friday, April 02, 2004 at 12:10:32 (EST)

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fear the yeti stick!
blackie
USA - Friday, April 02, 2004 at 12:08:12 (EST)

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Not Chong is to Chong as Gallagher 2 is to what?
Chong
USA - Friday, April 02, 2004 at 11:46:42 (EST)

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Not Chong burns comedy CD's in his basement every Friday night. Not Chong is going to be a comedy superstar. And no woman is going to hold me back from my dream. I really really want this for me.
Not Chong
USA - Friday, April 02, 2004 at 11:42:18 (EST)

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At least Chong have excuse for stay home on friday. Not Chong just stay home and look at Chong website for design ideas.
Chong
USA - Friday, April 02, 2004 at 11:36:27 (EST)

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Not Chong feel bad. Not Chong yells "mediocre" at himself.
Not Chong
USA - Friday, April 02, 2004 at 11:31:31 (EST)

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Hey, knock that off!
Chong
USA - Friday, April 02, 2004 at 11:21:46 (EST)

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Daddy has to keep his rotten ole sperms at home 29 night s a week!
Chong Jr.
USA - Friday, April 02, 2004 at 11:18:35 (EST)

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I AM HATE "Not Chong"
CHONG LEE
USA - Friday, April 02, 2004 at 10:51:11 (EST)

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...and. That is all Mrs. Chong allows.
Not Chong
USA - Friday, April 02, 2004 at 10:37:26 (EST)

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I would go to the detergents show tonight but I already went out once this month.
Chong
USA - Friday, April 02, 2004 at 08:22:07 (EST)

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try this joe. didn't try their Real stream because boris wicked AM HATE Real and all it stands for....

http://www.airamericaradio.com/
boris
- Friday, April 02, 2004 at 08:07:13 (EST)

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heres another!
USA - Friday, April 02, 2004 at 02:09:38 (EST)

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Any lurkers know where/how a guy can take a listen to Air America?
MJ®
USA - Friday, April 02, 2004 at 00:29:07 (EST)

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I'm CUTE! I BITE!
Akita-oodle
USA - Thursday, April 01, 2004 at 19:39:41 (EST)

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alright dearest slackers, my work here is done...good day; and dirty? keep that chocolately chalkline clean
vic
USA - Thursday, April 01, 2004 at 17:57:52 (EST)

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and the website
My dog has flaws
USA - Thursday, April 01, 2004 at 16:58:49 (EST)

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check out the Flawed Dog-o-matic!
Meatpoodle
USA - Thursday, April 01, 2004 at 16:57:32 (EST)

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The best idea I've had all day is to start a sloppy punk band called "Teri Yucki & the Murdercycles". It hasn't been a very good day, idea-wise.
This Olde Sneake
USA - Thursday, April 01, 2004 at 16:46:35 (EST)

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simpsons' 16th season in jeopardy; main voice actors want pay tripled to over $300K per episode for one-day workweek. lotta d'ough
boris
- Thursday, April 01, 2004 at 16:27:55 (EST)

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unfortunately vic is still heavily employed
vic
USA - Thursday, April 01, 2004 at 16:14:16 (EST)

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The Moisture Activated Penis basically creates a closed circuit when it touches water, operating as a switch
click! click!
USA - Thursday, April 01, 2004 at 15:32:22 (EST)

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"keen eddie" on bravo?
boris
- Thursday, April 01, 2004 at 15:25:47 (EST)

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don't be sad vic....there's a very special "Friends" episode tonight if i'm not mistaken.
boris
- Thursday, April 01, 2004 at 15:24:46 (EST)

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According to the Norwegian radio channel Kanal 24, Lie has produced 501.5 liters breast milk for sale last since May of last year.
does that come in different flavors and all?
USA - Thursday, April 01, 2004 at 15:18:48 (EST)

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the lurk gone "nice":
no more tea, thanks, i'm about to piss my parachute pants!

USA - Thursday, April 01, 2004 at 15:16:58 (EST)

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OK let's stop the name calling and talk about naming instead. WTF is wrong with the people who mix dog breeds and come up with names such as: schnoodle, labradoodle, puggle, & cockapoo? And since when is a poodle the best you can come up with when deciding which dogs to interbreed? Please use your time/intellect to come up with some new combinations....
WR
USA - Thursday, April 01, 2004 at 15:15:26 (EST)

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Don, why don you fuck off?
MJ®
USA - Thursday, April 01, 2004 at 15:07:04 (EST)

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Do Slackers read? Books?
Don Doff
USA - Thursday, April 01, 2004 at 15:05:48 (EST)

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BLASTED BASTARDS! I HATE YOU AND I HATE YOUR ASS FACE!
MJ®
USA - Thursday, April 01, 2004 at 15:01:46 (EST)

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number 1
USA - Tuesday, March 23, 2004 at 19:19:44 (EST)

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Don't be so SAUCY!