Your site is excellent
boris
- Friday, March 05, 2004 at 19:50:49 (EST)
none of those things worked. with the click-shift-f10
thing they still come up as x's. but i just noticed if you right-click on
any x and click show picture, it pops right up...
???
USA - Friday, March 05, 2004 at 19:32:53 (EST)
Boris. You were member/president of LaSalle audio visual
club. Yes?
V. Snizz
USA - Friday, March 05, 2004 at 19:02:20 (EST)
one more (of many, unfortunately) possible
fixes...
boris
- Friday, March 05, 2004 at 18:37:09 (EST)
thanks. i'll get on that!
!
USA - Friday, March 05, 2004 at 18:31:17 (EST)
other thing is yr privacy settings got shamu'd in IE.
put 'em back to default (if they weren't super-tweaked for your custom needs),
reboot. by reboot i do of course mean inject IBC root beer.
boris
- Friday, March 05, 2004 at 18:30:50 (EST)
ok will assume you have windows (?) and tried things
like hit F5 to refresh, emptied your temporary internet file folder and
cookies, rebooted, ran anti-virus. put JPG on desktop, click shift+F10,
select "open with", pick IE (or whatever browser), select 'always use this
program to open these kinds of files.' will checkenzee later if around,
if not, don knows more about computers than me.
boris
- Friday, March 05, 2004 at 18:28:37 (EST)
hey boris, i'll trade beer for advice. why all of sudden
are there no more .jpg or .gif files showing on this box? everything on
the internet comes up red x's, and the ones stored on the hard drive, you
can see on the side of the window , but click on the file and it comes up
a red x. whut th' hell?
Meathead
USA - Friday, March 05, 2004 at 18:24:25 (EST)
guy said he needed something fatty for his attempt at
World's Biggest Omelette. the cooking surface was a nascar-approved tonneau
cover; flame source = ford pinto. nice head start on my summer tan. on one
side.
boris
- Friday, March 05, 2004 at 18:13:17 (EST)
Was that the Warwickian on the back of the flatbed that
exploded?
V. Snizz
USA - Friday, March 05, 2004 at 18:04:24 (EST)
it's all about spitzer trying to be giuliani anyway.
not happening. thanks for spending the state's money on a witch hunt, elliot.
while mutual fund crooks either waltz or plea out and in either case keep
their millions. which is way more than steward got. she's a guy = not even
prosecuted.
boris
- Friday, March 05, 2004 at 15:50:34 (EST)
But she WILL have the prettiest jail cell in all the
land
TS
USA - Friday, March 05, 2004 at 15:40:58 (EST)
NEWS FLASH
Martha Steward guilty on all changes.
boris
USA - Friday, March 05, 2004 at 15:16:49 (EST)
I thought you said this was a VEGETARIAN dish?
WR
USA - Friday, March 05, 2004 at 15:15:24 (EST)
Hey Dexter, it's a boy! maybe they'll name it after you
(since E is now your 3rd wife).
WR
USA - Friday, March 05, 2004 at 15:04:27 (EST)
what in the name of hades is wrong with you blobbers?
boris
- Friday, March 05, 2004 at 15:00:34 (EST)
originally-scheduled Extreme Makeover had a certain Warwickian,
dressed in black and gold, being transformed into a beached whale. episode
shelved as "not extreme enough."
boris
- Friday, March 05, 2004 at 14:46:17 (EST)
fewest power plays in league (because joe won't stop
whinging about zebras) = 2nd round exit. at best. which is still an improvement.
after that...see youse all in '05-'06. sucks so bad.
boris tretiak
- Friday, March 05, 2004 at 14:30:51 (EST)
A real high class job for Chef: Castle Hill Inn, Newport
looking for ambitious cooks to learn it's award winning cuisine. Pay based
on experience. Real fine place. Rich people go there.
MJŪ
USA - Friday, March 05, 2004 at 14:30:24 (EST)
NONE of those MJs are me! I would have posed the question,
"Hey does anyone know what happened on Extreme Makeover last night?
MJŪ
USA - Friday, March 05, 2004 at 14:27:56 (EST)
and what's up with the Bruins actually making an effort
this year?
V. Snizz
USA - Friday, March 05, 2004 at 14:23:50 (EST)
Does 38 carry sox games all season?
V. Snizz
USA - Friday, March 05, 2004 at 14:21:55 (EST)
the one where chandler proposes to monica while both
the bruins and red sox are on different channels.
boris
- Friday, March 05, 2004 at 13:42:44 (EST)
Chong forgot MJŪ's new fav show: The Oldieweds.
V. Snizz
USA - Friday, March 05, 2004 at 11:42:22 (EST)
USA - Friday, March 05, 2004 at 11:08:12 (EST)
Only if I can borrow a quarter form Rodge...
Little Timmy's Brother, Little Jimmy
USA - Friday, March 05, 2004 at 10:58:13 (EST)
Anyone going to JJ's tonight?
USA - Friday, March 05, 2004 at 10:51:02 (EST)
HA! WHOEVER YOU ARE YOU ARE NOT THE REAL ME! Otherwise
you would have asked which 6th favorite Friends episode of all time did
they air last night!!!!!!!!
MJŪ
USA - Friday, March 05, 2004 at 10:44:56 (EST)
Alls I knows 'bout Turdsday night tv is that although
I did not particularly enjoy the touristy aspect of the Algarve (Portugal
for those of you who don't even get to the end of your driveway)damn if
I don't want to be rich enough to buy me one of them *villas* & have House
Invaders come on down & fix it up for me!
WR
USA - Friday, March 05, 2004 at 10:26:48 (EST)
I get paid time and a half for that. They give me a little
something extra. It's not much, kinda small really, but it's the thought
that counts. When you get a small thing like that you really have to hold
on to it. Just to show you know it's special. That's the meat and potatoes
of life you know? So when you do find yourself with a little meat in your
hands don't let it go. Please.......
Chong
USA - Friday, March 05, 2004 at 10:21:18 (EST)
Wow. I do not know the answer to any of those. Maybe
I *am* weird. I need to stop reading and thinking and get my pop culture
on.
KOL
USA - Friday, March 05, 2004 at 10:10:22 (EST)
Anyone know why chong has hidden his position as a fluffer
in the midget p@rn industry from us for so long?
a little person who knows
USA - Friday, March 05, 2004 at 10:05:34 (EST)
Anyone see who changed the doo-hickey on Monster Garage
last night?
MJ@
USA - Friday, March 05, 2004 at 10:04:06 (EST)
Yes I am. See....I'm changing my doo-hickey. Which is
more than I can say for my unmentionables.
MJ@
USA - Friday, March 05, 2004 at 10:02:49 (EST)
Anyone know who stumbled their anchor read on Dream JOb
last night?
MJ
USA - Friday, March 05, 2004 at 10:00:45 (EST)
you're not the real MJ, you're missing the do-hickey
after your name
Lt. Cobumbo
USA - Friday, March 05, 2004 at 10:00:21 (EST)
Anyone know what shoes were purchased on Rich Girls last
night?
MJ
USA - Friday, March 05, 2004 at 09:59:18 (EST)
Anyone know if Paris porked anyone on The Simple Life
last night?
MJ
USA - Friday, March 05, 2004 at 09:58:37 (EST)
Anyone know what came out my @ss last night?
Sole Brutha
USA - Friday, March 05, 2004 at 09:58:12 (EST)
Anyone know if the Breeders got back together on Bands
Reunited last night?
MJ
USA - Friday, March 05, 2004 at 09:56:55 (EST)
Anyone know what Ron Jeremy ate on the Surreal World
last night?
MJ
USA - Friday, March 05, 2004 at 09:54:46 (EST)
Anyone know who wimped out on Road Rules last night?
MJ
USA - Friday, March 05, 2004 at 09:53:12 (EST)
Anyone know if she married that guy on My Big Fat Obnoxious
Fiancee last night?
MJ
USA - Friday, March 05, 2004 at 09:52:30 (EST)
Anyone know who quit O-Town on Making The Band last night?
MJ
USA - Friday, March 05, 2004 at 09:51:25 (EST)
Anyone know who cried on Temptation Island last night?
MJ
USA - Friday, March 05, 2004 at 09:50:43 (EST)
Anyone know who hooked up on Paradise Hotel last night?
MJ
USA - Friday, March 05, 2004 at 09:49:22 (EST)
Anyone know who got kicked off Big Brother 5 last night?
MJ
USA - Friday, March 05, 2004 at 09:48:48 (EST)
Anyone see me get arrested for poor website design on
COPS last night?
MJ
USA - Friday, March 05, 2004 at 09:48:02 (EST)
Anyone know who got married on The Littlest Groom last
night?
MJ
USA - Friday, March 05, 2004 at 09:47:10 (EST)
Anyone know who got dumped on The Bachelor last night?
MJ
USA - Friday, March 05, 2004 at 09:46:04 (EST)
Anyone know who got laid on the Real World last night?
MJ
USA - Friday, March 05, 2004 at 09:44:17 (EST)
Anyone know who got fired on The Apprentice last night?
MJ
USA - Friday, March 05, 2004 at 09:43:45 (EST)
Anyone know who got kicked off Survivor last night?
MJ
USA - Friday, March 05, 2004 at 09:43:07 (EST)
it's the appendix! LEAVE IT IN! LEAVE IT IN!
boris
- Friday, March 05, 2004 at 09:22:59 (EST)
(Washington-AP) -- The Justice Department says Attorney
General John Ashcroft has been hospitalized with severe stomach pains.
Lesterer
USA - Friday, March 05, 2004 at 09:00:41 (EST)
he is an excellent tender, joseph. excellent, i tell
ye. mostly because he's a lefty. but it won't help. you know this. deep
down. down there. four games = absolutely right, don. nylander-bergie-sammy
line = stick a fork in them speedy but midget habs. and let's not forget
the barclaycard rematch...coming soon to The Lane. and not to a what-are-you-fuckin-highbury.
(serious question: are there any real sides outside london?).
ok i actually have to w*rk today so apologies for the rant but it's mercifully
over. nice weekend lurkers. except you dex. it's all about sergei gonchar,
and nomar should not bat cleanup.
boris
- Friday, March 05, 2004 at 07:39:11 (EST)
Do Loonies come in platinum?
Count Floyd
USA - Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 23:39:45 (EST)
Who's been talking shit on my Jose Theodorable? Listen,
WR, when you're up there, give that hunk of a goalie a shag for me, would
ya? He has the DREAMIEST eye.
MJŪ
USA - Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 21:22:40 (EST)
a shahhhhks fan! it's all about nabby.
boris
- Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 21:12:09 (EST)
WR--Yes, while in Montreal tell them that San Jose kicked
their ass and will win the Stanley Cup. Why did they ever trade Damphousse?
Leftcoaster
USA - Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 19:28:45 (EST)
damn you vanilla you know I think that's a *fine* album,
and truly more punk rock. But, I dunno, I'm a sucker for chuck berry ripoffs.
I heard Cheetah and R. Lloyd (filling in for the long dead Peter Laughner)
and D. Thomas have been fighting incessantly since the Rocket From the Tombs
reunion tour started. I missed out on seeing that due to the blizzard in
december. Heard it was veddy, veddy good. "What Love is" now there's a tender
tune.
KOL, still at work
USA - Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 19:15:13 (EST)
Hey Lester, I just scored free tix to box seats at a
Miami Heat/Milwaukee Bucks game. Wanna come?
TS
USA - Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 18:47:23 (EST)
and since no one else is around. KOL. That's not even
the best punk record, never mind best of all time. This pretender puts all
others to shame.
Vanilla Snizz, USA - Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 18:37:27 (EST)
Canadien beer and Swiss cake rolls. This is what I want
my pathetic corpse laid to rest in when I vacate this mortal colon.
V. Snizz
USA - Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 18:29:28 (EST)
or try a swiss cake roll in the disk drive
WR
USA - Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 17:31:14 (EST)
check out this cool link!
wow!
USA - Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 16:51:44 (EST)
That list doesn't say anything about ZOMBIES.
Book Free Zone
USA - Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 16:47:06 (EST)
Stolen from the Well Dressed Librarian: To review the
following activities are not allowed in libraries, despite the lack of signage:
1. No Sleeping 2. No Stealing 3. No having sex 4. No feeding your children
(unless its breast feeding) 5. No riding circus ponies, or any other breed
of animal 6. No cock fights 7. No bonfires 8. No gospel choir practice,
or other forms of group singing, or solo activities 9. No drag racing 10.
No drag queen pagents 11. No OB-GYN exams, or other medical exams 12. No
yodeling contests, or other forms of alpine activities 13. No repainting
the library, or other forms of interior decoration unless sanctioned by
the board 14. No making vagina collages 15. No money laundering, or other
sorts of laundering ie. clothes & bodies in the bathrooms 16. No drug deals,
swap meets, or auctions 17. No sled riding, or vehicular usage in the library
18. No animal testing for cosmetic or pharmasutical reasons 19. No beating
your kids, spouses, other patrons, or staff 20. No feeding the elephants
WR
USA - Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 16:18:42 (EST)
alright cut the shit with the zombie stuff. I'm hiding
under my desk now.
KOL
USA - Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 15:59:31 (EST)
Perhaps you meant BRAINZ? 
WR
USA - Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 15:38:19 (EST)
NOOOO...can't do Wed either! Maybe I'll stay in Montreal until Wed, catch
them the 9th at la sala rossa, then drive home to meet the keedz at the bus
on Wed afternoon.
WR
USA - Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 15:33:51 (EST)
don't you hate it when you're out swimming and a flatfish goes right up
your butt? i hate it when that happens...
USA - Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 15:24:48 (EST)
Return of the Living Lurkers
piece o' Trash
USA - Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 15:06:42 (EST)
damned straight he MEANT sole cleansing.
boris
- Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 15:06:08 (EST)
WR. Please say hi to some of those tasty Molson Exports for me. Mmmmmm.
Them Canadien ones is the best.
Drugsy
USA - Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 15:06:04 (EST)
wednesday at tt's, WR...
Julie, your cruise director
USA - Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 15:04:04 (EST)
All hell has broken loose. Benny is supposed to play another show. "Music"
talk in the LurkŪ. Croc and Lester dead. (Not to mention all the aliases they
took with them.) Then Croc returns from beyond the grave - risking future
beer fundage for the pure colonic sole cleansing that only the LurkŪ can provide.
What wrath has thee unleashed?
V. Snizz
USA - Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 15:02:09 (EST)
all BSPBSPBSPBSPBSPBSPBSPBSP & so on, plans must now be cancelled unless
someone wants to babysit my nieces & nephew that night. Forgot I promised
to take the damn keedz for a coupla days while brother & sister-in-law go
to sunny FLA AGAIN! Only good thing about staying at their house--HOT TUB.
Howze 'bout the LURK adjourning to West Kingston for a leetle pahtee next
week instead of British Sea Power? Anyone? Anyone? Didn't think so.....
WR
USA - Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 14:56:31 (EST)
who let all these MUSIC-@SS people into this chatroom anyway? i thought
this was a fight club.
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH YOUR LIFE?
the guy from the Twisted Sister video
USA - Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 14:44:20 (EST)
um, apparently Nina Hagen is doing show tunes
"The songs we have recorded for BIGBAND-EXPLOSION are like sacred butterflies,
each of them telling, singing, swinging a healing story from the heart of
human-experiences.
And itīs these great musicians of America,who inspired us so greatly - the
country, where the blues and itīs singers and players, the Jazz and many more
amazing styles of music and songs came and still come from !
I always treasured these butterflies since a long time, but now I was finally
able to set them free on this album... "
Hans Ivanovitch <warning@thisis.weird>
USA - Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 14:41:35 (EST)
you don't need one if you're a kukabura
USA - Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 14:37:56 (EST)
AMERICANPEEPOWERAMERICANPEEPOWERAMERICANPEEPOWERAMERICANPEEPOWERAMERICANPEEPOWERAMERICANPEEPOWERAMERICANPEEPOWERAMERICANPEEPOWERAMERICANPEEPOWER
Urethra Franklin
USA - Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 14:30:42 (EST)
hey it ain't easy to get a saddle on a seal.
boris
- Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 14:29:49 (EST)
CANADIANSEA POWERCANADIANSEA POWERCANADIANSEA POWERCANADIANSEA POWERCANADIANSEA
POWERCANADIANSEA POWERCANADIANSEA POWER
V. Snizz <canada.day@bennysnizz.com>
USA - Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 14:15:04 (EST)
why care about Man Ure? ever? important question: why do restaurant reviewers
insist on using the term "to die for"?
boris
- Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 14:09:00 (EST)
and one fer doris
to choke on
still sureptitious after all these
beers
USA - Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 14:02:49 (EST)
So anybody seen that new hip slasher film The Jesus Chainsaw Massacre?
and did I hear the sound of an upcoming geeg breaking wind?
surreptitiously
posting
USA - Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 13:57:51 (EST)
supposedly place for reasonable sox prices:
http://www.stubhub-tickets.com
boris
- Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 13:20:48 (EST)
Anything you want me to tell them while in Montreal this weekend?
WR
USA - Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 12:32:02 (EST)
Dallas News: Ted Theodore faces 133 charges, including loan-sharking,
racketeering, issuing death threats and weapons possession. Four of his
sons also are charged. If Ted Theodore is found guilty, it will be clear
he is a part of organized crime. If he is a part of organized crime, how
close was Jose Theodore to organized crime?
Kerry Fraser
- Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 12:23:50 (EST)
Hey! Look at my new golf cap!
USA - Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 12:14:21 (EST)
don't matter. TO took care of that last night. better get used to finishing
mid-table....i did.
boris
scroot@northeastdivision.ca, - Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 11:13:09 (EST)
Has anyone seen my brother? I think he came down with the E Coli so I
figured he was here.
Little Timmy's Brother, Little
Jimmy
USA - Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 10:43:31 (EST)
This place is weird without a chaperone.
Boy Orbison
USA - Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 10:38:31 (EST)
Boris, that statement would be really funny if you switched "game 7"
to "game 4"
V. Snizz
USA - Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 10:36:34 (EST)
BC-APNewsAlert,0024 CAIRO, Egypt (AP) - Egypt acknowledges for first
time it has brother of al-Qaida's No. 2 man in prison.
The finest thief in all of cairo
USA - Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 10:34:59 (EST)
#122,222! I can't even count yet!
Chong Jr.
USA - Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 10:29:39 (EST)
This place is as dead as the celtics.
Chong
USA - Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 10:28:13 (EST)
morning email: "Wouldn't it be funny if the Bruins played the Habs again
in the 1st round and Kovalev blew by Gonchar for the series winning goal
in game 7?"
boris
- Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 09:48:56 (EST)
Ok so Probot is pretty good. Nice and loud. I also picked up the new
decendents single. Not surprising but it's really bad. Song about not wanting
to be a rock star because he misses his wife is a high point. On the other
hand I got the human sexual response lp that I never actually heard before
and I think its great.
Chong
USA - Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 03:06:33 (EST)
whoever posted that deserves a panty on their head
Evelle
USA - Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 01:56:46 (EST)
If you wanna hear real music just call me. I'm the guy with a snake on
my face.
USA - Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 23:36:17 (EST)
Now don't be silly. Everyone knows *this* is the finest album ever recorded:
KOL
USA - Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 19:11:12 (EST)
Chong - get "Come Get It I Got It" by David Holmes and the Free Association.
It's not new, but it's the finest album on the planet.
TS
USA - Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 18:40:29 (EST)
FOX said it would open its 2004 baseball coverage April 16 when the Yankees
visit the Red Sox in the first game between the teams that counts since
Game 7 of the ALCS. It would be the network's first regular-season game
in prime-time on a weeknight since 1998.
- Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 18:15:43 (EST)
Speaking of Starsky & Hutch: Don't give up on us, baby Don't make the
wrong seem right The future isn't just one night It's written in the moonlight
Painted on the stars We can't change ours
WR
USA - Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 16:35:36 (EST)
Is Pawtucket considered out of counrty?
V. Snizz
USA - Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 16:12:27 (EST)
Woah, a band that is described as soundling like Zen Arcade-era Husker
Du, tommorrow night @ ASS20! Unfortunately, being the international jet
setter that I am, I will be travelling out of the country. Do send my regards!
KOL
USA - Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 15:49:00 (EST)
ther's a punkin' rock show 2nite at the @SS-220
i loves me some @SS
USA - Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 15:44:19 (EST)
chong
house evely fliday
hairy chapin
- Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 15:18:05 (EST)
BRITISHSEAPOWERISCONCERNEDABOUTUNIFIEDALBUMDESIGN!
VSNIZZ
USA - Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 13:27:53 (EST)
eh...i thought they sounded like ellison haha
The Sneak
USA - Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 13:19:38 (EST)
Great page %21
jjj <
cdatdlive@mail.com>
- Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 13:09:08 (EST)
YESNEVERFORGETBRITISHSEAPOWER...ONLYEIGHTMOREDAYSANDTHENPROVIDENCESHALLSEETHELIGHT
Serge Gainsbourg
Portland, ME USA - Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 12:53:44 (EST)
& don't forget BritishSeaPowerBritishSeaPowerBritishSeaPowerBritishSeaPower....
WR
USA - Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 12:27:43 (EST)
I was just given Throw Rag and it's pretty good. Kindo like the Humpers
- but a little slower. It's on BYO. I didn't even know BYO still existed.
Vanilla Snizz
USA - Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 11:35:50 (EST)
#122,000!! I rule!
Chong Jr.
USA - Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 11:18:47 (EST)
I thought the Desert sessions were on mans ruin and I thought that they
folded? No? Yes? Stones and GBV? Thanks for the help. I dub you the QOTLA.
(queen of the lurk-age). KOL now belongs to Pinchy.
Chong Jr.
USA - Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 11:15:32 (EST)
tron: broonz just got gonchar.
boris
- Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 11:06:29 (EST)
I know. The KOL dislikes ska and ZOX in particular. Just trying not to
be helpful. I say go buy Exile on Main street and also the GBV new boxset.
And maybe Summerteeth by Wilco and the latest Desert Sessions.
KOL
USA - Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 11:06:25 (EST)
Zox sound like ska with violins. Not my thing but thanks.
chong
USA - Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 10:32:35 (EST)
Chong, I think you might like the debut by the RI band "Zox". The kids
seem to like it!
KOL
USA - Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 10:22:57 (EST)
I recommend MJ's hirsute heiny. Ok dear lurkers...Uncle Vic is headed
back out west...fight the good fight and remember: God blesses only our
pizza, none other. See ya next week and you'd better be at the gig. Or I
will get you but good.
vic
USA - Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 09:29:09 (EST)
either immunize ICANN against lawsuits so they can do their increasingly
difficult job (even though immunizing is troublesome) or make them a fed
agency (which in any case any where is WICKED troublesome). it's only gonna
get worse (by a lot) with advent of VOIP ('net-based phone) ...
boris
- Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 09:21:23 (EST)
And don't suggest the HELLDORADOS.
chong
USA - Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 08:38:43 (EST)
Ok, maybe I'll give it a try. Anyone recommend anything else that's kind
of new? Feel like getting a record today.
chong
USA - Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 08:37:22 (EST)
Lyndon LaRouche 944 votes in MA.
TODD
USA - Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 08:31:39 (EST)
I heard probot...it sounds exactly like the style you would expect by
the singers Grohl recruited. Example: Lemmy sounds like Motorhead, King
Diamond sounds like King Diamond, etc. If you like mid 80's Metal, you'll
love probot...if not, you'll hate it.
chef
USA - Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 08:30:55 (EST)
.
If
ICANN can't, who can?
USA - Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 08:18:52 (EST)
Haven't heard it yet but this is what 75 or less sez...
Dotes
USA - Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 07:47:02 (EST)
Has anyone actually heard what probot sound like?
chong
USA - Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 07:35:08 (EST)
I am honored to drop a load here and say thank you for attracting the
attention of the porn bots.
Dotes
USA - Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 07:32:37 (EST)
I am honored to drop a line here and say thank you for keeping this great
site online%2E
ebony sluts <
wefgdfbdroom@hotmail.com>
- Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 06:18:54 (EST)
I miss lester. and i heart him too.
Lester's Lover
USA - Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 20:19:51 (EST)
.
Punk-o-Matic
USA - Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 18:38:04 (EST)
.
Punk-o-Matic
USA - Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 18:37:49 (EST)
It's The Sneak!
USA - Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 18:37:18 (EST)
Thanks, WR. Hey when do you know when your log has stopped moving?
link to Don's mouth
here
USA - Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 17:09:38 (EST)
for me to poop in.
Don's pretty mouth
USA - Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 17:08:47 (EST)
Rocky Point. It'sa new sensation. Rocky Point. Won't you come alive.
Rocky Point. Put down that PlaystationŪ. Rocky Point. Wait until log stops
before standing.
Mr. Flume
USA - Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 17:00:10 (EST)
Damn, I still miss Rocky Point. Too many memories...mostly of being drunk
and puking.
"Iron Chef"
USA - Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 16:30:52 (EST)
I was just in San Marcos and I didn't see a single Wal-Mart. As for Schott,
she shoulda been shot.
vic
USA - Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 16:20:41 (EST)
Reds Owner Marge Schott Dies at 75
filling
in for mo'Lester
USA - Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 15:53:49 (EST)
so they booted some priest who was accused of aiding and abetting narco-trafficking,
only to see the return of the accused despot who ran the show thru bloody
tonton macoute & and used fear of voodoo retribution on the populace. dog,
what a frickin' bloodbath this is gonna be. even without oil.
boris
- Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 15:33:57 (EST)
I found this semi-crappy website.
WR
USA - Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 15:26:15 (EST)
Ah, WR, did not notice that. Funny that, eh? How bout that deserted Rocky
Point? Weird. Do you have any pix of old Crescent Park in your vast refeference
stockpile?
MJŪ
USA - Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 15:06:36 (EST)
Now how do the Dems think we can protect ourselves?
WR
USA - Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 15:00:35 (EST)
post-script to MJ's link. did you notice the related advertising link
at the bottom of the article was for WALMART garden centers?
WR
USA - Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 14:51:34 (EST)
You're all invited.
WR
USA - Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 14:44:50 (EST)
This one's for me- Walmart's on the ballot in three Cali communities
today. Read about a brave motherfucker and a friend of the Blob, Al Norman
and his continued fight against the MAN.
MJŪ
USA - Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 14:42:42 (EST)
I just fulfilled my civic duty under a false name. Anyone want me to
vote for them?
WR
USA - Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 13:48:45 (EST)
KOL, your favorite uncle vic will be back in time for the 13th's festivities,
unfortunately...and I'll still be in possession of my dirty filthy stinking
rotten appendix
God Bless Uncle Vic
USA - Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 12:31:28 (EST)
camera wasn't disposable -- merely operated by someone using tequila.
worked great 'til the OAS* done broke it.
- Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 11:50:00 (EST)
USA - Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 11:47:44 (EST)
mets sign Jeo Weong Seo! Finally!
chong
USA - Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 11:42:54 (EST)
warrant issued for actor Wesley Snipes
Flegg
USA - Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 11:40:59 (EST)
VERO BEACH, Fla. (AP) - Jose Canseco can now focus on being an actor
or an author rather than a baseball player. As expected, the Los Angeles
Dodgers informed the former slugger Tuesday that they weren't interested
in his services.
JBOD
USA - Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 11:39:33 (EST)
Disposable camera for a disposable band.
Dennis Miller
USA - Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 11:35:19 (EST)
hey mj, i gave you a fat shout out on my website! And thanks for the
advice on NN. I will have STRUTT play instead
chong
USA - Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 11:25:13 (EST)
Okay one more thing-Chong, I had NN play at my barbecue once and they
stunk. They spent the entire set with their greasy little fingers in the
chips bag and farting into the mic with their mouths.
MJŪ
USA - Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 11:22:48 (EST)
One more thing. Just think, ole Vnailla Snizz was not only sportin'
a certain pair of high and tight white shorts under them sweats, he was
also sporting the festering fingerlike organ soon to unleash the Passion
of the Appendicitis!
MJŪ
USA - Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 11:20:27 (EST)
I got a raise from lurking too much too, KOL.
MJŪ
USA - Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 11:18:17 (EST)
Hey shit you're right, chef. I got all my news from Lester. Lester
come back. I'm going to turn into a blubbering/ smoking/ kamikaze-wearing/
idiot without ye!
MJŪ
USA - Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 11:17:39 (EST)
Oddly, I got a raise for lurking so much. Vic if you are going to be
away, who is going to 'beat the skins' on the 13th? And who is gonna play
drums that night?
KOL
USA - Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 11:01:44 (EST)
= $8,625,000 for every AFC championship game interception
boris
- Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 10:58:24 (EST)
INDIANAPOLIS (AP) - Peyton Manning and the Indianapolis Colts agreed
to a $99.2 million, seven-year contract, The Associated Press learned
Tuesday. The contract includes a $34.5 million signing bonus
JBOD
USA - Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 10:27:50 (EST)
"The Passion of the Fishin' Musician featuring Plectrum Iscariot"
- Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 10:22:59 (EST)
HI! Is BENNY SIZZLER still a band?
JBOD
USA - Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 10:20:19 (EST)
after today you WON'T have ol' Uncle Vic to KICK around for a while...
vic
USA - Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 10:19:26 (EST)
- Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 10:02:25 (EST)
oh! and God bless pizza
vic
USA - Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 09:44:47 (EST)
surprise, surprise, surprise.....
Chong
USA - Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 09:44:21 (EST)
I heard rumor of what was under Vanilla's green Utah Jazz sweat trousers.
Go to NYC to find out for sure.
vic
USA - Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 09:43:50 (EST)
i know not what i do
pinchy
USA - Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 09:40:56 (EST)
Dex? 
timmy
USA - Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 09:27:26 (EST)
careful pinchy
boris
- Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 09:09:23 (EST)
was that you I saw doing wheelies on Main St, Dexter?
WR
USA - Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 08:51:08 (EST)
You like the skate picture? You should see me on my wheel-chair!!
Dexter
Bakefield, USA - Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 08:38:32 (EST)
Look like she trying to rumphump sword!
WR
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 17:37:29 (EST)
"because only a true friend can leave pawprints in your heart..." Oh no, they didn't...
WR
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 17:14:24 (EST)
dot net
WR
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 17:08:02 (EST)
and quite maddening indeed...indeed...
vic
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 16:53:23 (EST)
good answer
vic
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 16:49:30 (EST)
this game is MADDENING!
wanna buy a duck?
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 16:49:23 (EST)
[A] An intriguing question, and one which needs a little delving into the history of the cinema to answer. I have seen it argued in all seriousness that a movie trailer is analogous to the scent trail of a drag race, so trailing an advertisement before the audience in the expectation (or, at least, the hope) that it will be followed. But the real story is more prosaic.
Back in the days when most film programmes were presented as double features, the piece of film advertising a forthcoming attraction was originally attached by the cinema projectionist to the end of the reel that contained the B feature or supporting film, so that it was shown between it and the main featureso trailing the supporting film. These days, as you say, when cinemas usually show just the one feature film, the previews of forthcoming attractions have to be run before it to ensure a captive audience, so making the name puzzlingly inaccurate.
Its more of a technological fossil than a linguistic one.
WR
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 16:37:31 (EST)
Zombie!
KOL <
http://www.dawnofthedeadmovie.net/>
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 16:33:15 (EST)
helps a wicked lot if you're not a comprehensible librarian.
boris
- Friday, February 27, 2004 at 16:32:27 (EST)
KOL, got a linky link to that trailer? and why is it a trailer if it comes first?
vic
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 16:29:21 (EST)
dirty doris wins the squire's ransom in a landslide; I'll have you know I combed the dusty corners of Google for those and found nary a GD lie-ric
vic
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 16:22:31 (EST)
The original is a classic. I can't wait to see this. Check out the trailer!
KOL
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 15:57:30 (EST)
Hey look me over I'm a son of Iran
and the word of the prophet's in my blood
and you can keep on clutchin your flag and your bible
but it's not gonna do you any good
On the day I was born, Lord, my momma cried out
"All those infidels are really gonna pay!"
Cos I'm a holy motherfucker and a yank-killin' rocker
Ready for martyrdom today
Young fast Iranians!
Now goin to the border, never comin back
Goin to the border for a suicide attack
Come on baby, tie your veil down tight
I'm a one-way rocket to paradise tonight
We are young! Fast! Praise god we are Iranian!
Hey, hit the pedal I'm a-ready to roll
There's a Holy War callin my name
When I hear em prayin Lord, I lose all control
It's got my trigger finger startin to shake
Well pass that koran, get the radio on
It's time to listen to our favorite DJ
We got the Rockin Ayatollah and he's burnin it down
24 hours a day!
boris
- Friday, February 27, 2004 at 15:57:13 (EST)
could someone please tell me why everybody is SO far up the @ss of all these ex-arab-on-g@ydar noise monkey bands? jesus h. gibson on a concrete bicycle, HOW ABOUT A LITTLE GRATING NOISE TO GO WITH YOUR HIPSTER PRETENSION, HUH?
Little Boy Blew <
BennySizzler@rules.world>
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 15:55:13 (EST)
sweet sweet justice...signed, Uncle Vic
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 15:44:48 (EST)
WR, focus on one thing and one thing only: Refeference.
vic
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 15:41:32 (EST)
hmmm...is that some type of offer, MJ? And Vic your postings are becoming an awful lot like Doris'--not long & convoluted but completely incomprehensible.
WR
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 15:34:41 (EST)
MJ, you will not receive a squire's ransom.
vic
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 15:27:27 (EST)
Vic. I think the lyrics go like this: refeference liberrians are soo soo sooooo hot. I like to make out with them.
MJŪ
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 15:26:08 (EST)
A squire's ransom to any lurker that can produce the PROPER lyrics to the F.U.'s', "Young, Fast Iranians"...get crackin'!
vic
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 15:15:17 (EST)
WR, if this was of your doing, then perhaps...perhaps...:"Hey Chong, that Universal Refeference Locater that you posted to direct people to the post about your "group" wasn't too long and convoluted or anything."
vic
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 15:12:52 (EST)
WR
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 14:56:16 (EST)
Is someone making fun of my profession?
WR
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 14:35:57 (EST)
Great moments in Benny history
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 14:24:24 (EST)
p.s.: Refeference
vic
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 14:19:03 (EST)
KOL, noted. MJ, I like my pigs long and my pot: black.
vic
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 14:18:21 (EST)
I like my men long and my URL short.
MJŪ
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 14:15:06 (EST)
Well if I spoke with Paul today I would have to say, and I quote "Pot. Kettle. Black."
V Snizz
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 14:09:50 (EST)
Vic. Naw. He wants to do a radio program like he did in the 1980's.
KOL
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 14:07:54 (EST)
do you think Buddy will run for mayor again when he gets outta the joint?
vic
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 14:05:54 (EST)
hot diggity dog, a fan!
vic
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 13:13:01 (EST)
Oh yeah, Paul Westerberg once said to me after a Nation set, "You guys suck. Only kidding...you dress well."
"Iron Chef"
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 13:12:50 (EST)
Chong, I was referring to the group in my shorts. If you want to be a fan of this group that'd be great. Maybe you could do something about the afore mentioned fatwa?
Vanilla Snizz
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 12:24:58 (EST)
Chong, I was referring to the group in my shorts. If you want to be a fan of this group that'd be great. Maybe you could do something about the afore mentioned fatwa?
Vanilla Snizz
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 12:15:44 (EST)
That like say " there is group of benny sizzler fan waiting to buy ticket for show". Name of group is Lester.
Chong
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 11:50:40 (EST)
Hey Vanilla, how can you have a group of one?
Chong
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 11:25:01 (EST)
(New York-AP) -- A judge in New York has dismissed the
securities fraud charge against Martha Stewart.
Chong
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 11:21:40 (EST)
Snore.........
WR
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 11:18:55 (EST)
There is an ongoing fatwa on my group.
Vanilla Snizz
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 11:08:33 (EST)
Hey SUG, you are a twat. The only time anyone ever wrote about your "group" was when they made you have to register with the town every time you change your address. You right wally tit.
Chong
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 11:01:24 (EST)
which one is the wrinkled old lying racist (dead) fuck?
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 10:58:44 (EST)
prithee why is that, donosaur jr?
boris
- Friday, February 27, 2004 at 10:57:40 (EST)
explain
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 10:54:06 (EST)
Refeference
vic
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 10:52:17 (EST)
Hey Chong, that Universal Refeference Locater that you posted to direct people to the post about your "group" wasn't too long and convoluted or anything.
Short URL God
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 10:37:47 (EST)
Jose will take the 2 points and probably won't see you in the playoffs.
Don Jr.
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 10:33:57 (EST)
KOL, I'm not sure I want to know the circumstances that precipitaded a Nick Carter Smackdown.
Don
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 10:31:23 (EST)
morgue
vic
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 10:28:51 (EST)
what does Don have in common with Bernie Williams?
vic
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 09:48:44 (EST)
it's Friday
vic
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 09:38:11 (EST)
BENNY SIZZLER ROTS!!!!
Pinchy
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 08:57:14 (EST)
Go Chong! But I may have you beat. Nik Carter of BCN called ME an asshole and a dickhead on the air at 3 pm on a Friday afternoon, a couple of years ago. Whatever nik, go back to jerking off on your girlfriend's answering machine you fucking tool.
KOL
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 08:15:05 (EST)
nice little game by theodore. i'll take the point and see youse in the playoffs.
boris
- Friday, February 27, 2004 at 07:29:44 (EST)
I'm a ledgend.
Chong
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 06:59:43 (EST)
Why go and see The Darkness when for $3.99 one can buy a jug of Elmer's glue to inhale and listen to Motley Crew's 'Too Fast For Love'lp on the wrong speed in the parent's basement??
Serge Gainsbourg
Portland, ME USA - Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 21:24:13 (EST)
cruel cruel lurk...
vic
USA - Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 19:03:48 (EST)
hold a mirror up to your crotch, vic.
i left my yobs in Yonkers
USA - Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 18:16:17 (EST)
some one has yet to explain "super yobs" to mine satisfaction
vic
USA - Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 17:26:37 (EST)
uhm...you do...?
vic
USA - Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 16:00:33 (EST)
HEY VIC--WHO LOVES YA, BABY? 
WR
USA - Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 15:54:37 (EST)
nice, um, boots, WR!
heehee
USA - Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 15:38:26 (EST)
lester is that your a.d.d.?
Lurkus Welby, M.D.
USA - Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 15:37:34 (EST)
looks like someone responded to the pen!s pills email
WR
USA - Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 15:30:53 (EST)
lester is that your add?
KOL
USA - Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 15:13:46 (EST)
how about some roadside footage of a grizzly Apache fucking the bomb out of some Iraqis blowing an attempted set?
grizzlies do it gerbil-style
USA - Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 15:13:40 (EST)
is anyone interested in some grisly footage of an Apache helicopter blowing the fuck out of some Iraqis attempting to set a roadside bomb?
vic
USA - Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 14:39:06 (EST)
vic is ultimately unknowable
vic
USA - Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 14:36:47 (EST)
What lurkers know of the true vulgarity of the dirty rotten hippy formerly known as vic?
Vanilla Snizz
USA - Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 14:33:00 (EST)
Dozens of dimwits have been hospitalized with bizarre self-inflicted injuries. Cooley residents often drive cars with cardboard sunscreens still covering the windshield, try to iron their clothes while wearing them and jump off buildings dressed as Superman because they think the cape enables them to fly. The Town Council recently outlawed Superman capes, for residents' protection.
this sounds like a monty python skit
D.B.Gumby
USA - Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 14:22:57 (EST)
this is the dirty hippie vic kicking most honorable @ss of chong
USA - Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 14:17:29 (EST)
Hey WR -- someone's looking for you.
Lester
USA - Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 14:16:39 (EST)
I think I'd rather stay in the dark, thank you very munch.
vic
USA - Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 14:05:33 (EST)
dead-on, drugsy. funny how perle just up and resigned today. take money, run.
windows xp has a desktop color that is very close to a certain poopy brown. i highly recommend it. if all you have on your desktop is (yeller) folders.....well let me tell you....quite simply, it's benny nirvana.
boris
- Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 14:02:46 (EST)
Let the bidding for Darkness tickets begin!
Lester
USA - Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 14:00:39 (EST)
And all this time I thought it was a venal sin! Well, break out the crisco and sears catalog!
KOL
USA - Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 13:53:42 (EST)
No boris, I believe they are making us look exacly like what we is.
Drugsy
USA - Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 13:48:51 (EST)
good news for Lester
WR
USA - Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 13:47:03 (EST)
me thinks lurk is sleeping--snore
WR
USA - Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 13:44:45 (EST)
sensing lurk broke...
vic
USA - Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 13:35:43 (EST)
vic is not a dirty stinking rotten hippy, signed, vic
vic
USA - Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 12:47:10 (EST)
really, i can't get enough of this administration making the US look like bigger idiots than we actually are.
boris
- Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 12:14:09 (EST)
That's Johnny Damon? I thought it was a movie still from "The Passion".
"Iron Chef"
USA - Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 11:44:04 (EST)
Johnny Damon is now a dirty, stinking hippy.
Lester
USA - Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 09:26:56 (EST)
Someone wants to kill the lead singer of the Darkness.
Lobster
USA - Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 09:10:39 (EST)
RIP -- Stanislaw Ryniak.
The good news is he outlived the Third Reich by nearly 60 years.
Lester
USA - Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 08:26:10 (EST)
Wearing a diaper and crapping in your pants will not get you hired at the local Catholic school.
Lester
USA - Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 07:54:49 (EST)
Holy shit! Shirley Temple of Doom! I went to see them at the Safari once, solely because I liked their name.
Lester
USA - Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 07:29:23 (EST)
"very perturbed 2.5cm" = very funny
boris
- Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 07:25:17 (EST)
I hear Bling Kong's live show is the bee's knees.
"Bling Kong is a nice guy so he created a show for you all to feel nice. He's bringing a rock band with three drummers, a cheerleading squad, and some video ninjas to keep you A.D.D. fuckers who don't dance entertained."
Lester
USA - Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 07:22:17 (EST)
Is this band any good?
Jonah Andrade <
notso@bright.com>
Phoenix, AZ USA - Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 00:29:43 (EST)
the darkness sold out before they ever printed a ticket
Hedwig
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 22:27:51 (EST)
120,000!
whee!
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 22:25:26 (EST)
the lurkers gather 'round the melty pot
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 21:05:13 (EST)
alright el douche...i bid thee a fondu
vic
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 19:53:33 (EST)
or in my case, that word with a D.
boris
- Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 19:42:34 (EST)
as in "touché"?
vic
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 19:27:16 (EST)
see? then i go and fuck it up anyway. what a retard.
- Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 19:25:06 (EST)
é
nbsp;
- Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 19:22:19 (EST)
serge/'decline of british sea power'. jose theodore/Canadiens goalie. soon to be jailed with his four brothers & father on dozens (DOZENS i tell ye) of racketeering charges...or will be as soon as someone teaches one person in canada how to spall 'racketeering'.
boris
- Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 19:17:50 (EST)
sad thing is i got most of it except for the sergio part. "Decline of Western Civilization" record?
Donald Deagan
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 18:58:54 (EST)
dirty why don't you just write your missives in freakin' Greek?
vic
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 18:36:04 (EST)
...or should I say Jose The Odor.
- Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 18:29:28 (EST)
not me don but i (heart) sin-e. would provide an html accent aigu on the 'e' if you were worth the effort. some upcoming band name Bling Kong though. wtf. btw thx to sergio for leaving no choice but to get 'decline of'. good rekkid. 25 hours 'til theodoormat.
boris
- Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 18:25:14 (EST)
yo MJ, you'd love this...I'm listening to the news and they're interviewing people fresh from viewing the Passion of Jesus H. Christ on a Crooked Crutch and they're literally in tears, their lives forever changed
vic
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 18:12:24 (EST)
did the darkness sell out?
vic
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 17:21:23 (EST)
I see Bad Wizard are playing there. That chick who looked like Thunders was kinda hot, or maybe thats some weird Freudian thing I don't want to know. I just like Gibson guitars played loudly.
KOL
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 17:15:15 (EST)
Wot I'm saying is all you Irish mofos are a thirsty lot. Now get out of my country and into my car.
Billy Ocean
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 17:10:21 (EST)
that would be moi
Andre Agassi
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 17:07:18 (EST)
Hey, who's posting rock shots from sin-e.com? Hmmmm
Donald
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 17:06:00 (EST)
they are when they bash into ya
vic
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 17:05:58 (EST)
Note to you hatemongers: read Lester's post re: White Power.
Holier than thou
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 17:04:13 (EST)
Aren't drunken immigrants always illegal?
Regis
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 16:58:21 (EST)
aka gettin' the screws from the illegal drunken immigrants
vic
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 16:37:21 (EST)
Vic, that is called getting screwed by the notMan.
Donald
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 16:17:58 (EST)
yeah Lob, I got the hit n' run fuck AND his little uninsured motorist co-conspirator...right after the accident, some guy literally materialized out of the fog (in my nog.) and handed me a piece of paper with the dude's plate no. on it...then he disappeared just as quickly...anyway, I'll prolly have to garnish some serious wages for the next 10 fucking years to get any thing resembling recompense
vic
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 16:06:03 (EST)
And speaking of civil suits...
Lester
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 15:26:54 (EST)
Seriously Vic? You found the fucker?
Lester
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 15:21:35 (EST)
yeah? well what about MY civil suit?
vic
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 15:13:57 (EST)
"Did you jump the counter because you wanted to make sure everybody was dead?"
"No, I jumped the counter because the Smurf was talking shit."
Lester
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 15:00:12 (EST)
Wow. The Supreme Court ruled in favor of the seperation of church and state for once.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 14:49:19 (EST)
"thing was"
- Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 14:30:23 (EST)
clarify: randy did not fail chemical test, other guy did, and he's some politico. BG sez no word on whose coverage covered whom or what, so it's anyone's guess about civil action...the annoying this was this politico's lackeys swearing to the Urinal the next day that they'd never ever seen the guy have one beer. yup.
boris
- Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 14:29:45 (EST)
OH SNAP!
WR
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 14:29:00 (EST)
gratsi, dirty
vic
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 14:13:57 (EST)
Lobster, is that Randy Heim sh!t for real? Car crash of some sort?
vic
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 14:13:25 (EST)
yeah i wouldn't mess with that vic. the hittee failed chemical test @ site. not sure which hospital but guessing RI since it happened on route 10?
boris
- Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 14:12:46 (EST)
Maybe that picture was from this:
"Aryanfest was hardly the badass event it billed itself. Shaved-headed men hugged each other like they were at a gay pride picnic."
Lester
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 13:56:46 (EST)
Evil Devil...or Andre Agassi?
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 13:48:07 (EST)
dirty, is that Randy Heim sh!t for real?
vic
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 13:43:19 (EST)
Sally S
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 13:28:22 (EST)
MJ...NAC? never heard of it
vic
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 13:23:04 (EST)
Used to. Love sinks, yeah, yeah
Sally S
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 13:17:28 (EST)
anyone on the lurk believe in a thing called "love"?
vic
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 13:13:30 (EST)
Sally S
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 13:12:51 (EST)
Agreed, but calling Steve Albini a bitch = funny.
How about this: Four white dudes pick up some guitars, a bass, and a drum set and I'm supposed to give a shit? They're not doing anything different then Nirvana/the Clash/The Stooges/Gene Vincent did 15/25/35/45 years ago.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 13:12:11 (EST)
Slug/Atmosphere can kiss my ass. I am so tired of backpack faux indie hip hop kids. I can't believe I almost got dragged to one of his tired ass shows back in November. He's not doing anything Kool Keith/Del the Funky Homosapien etc haven't been doing for 15 years. Oh man, here comes a white guy doing so now its' news? F him!
KOL
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 12:54:31 (EST)
From an interview with some rapper named Slug:
"He claims to have a good version of Alanis Morrisette's 'You Oughtta Know' in his repertoire, and says that he's recording an album entitled 'Slug Does Women' where he covers classic tracks by female artists, including Liz Phair's 'Fuck and Run,' Technotronic' s 'Pump Up the Jam' and others. 'And we also did a Shellac song,' Slug adds, referring to Steve Albini's hyper-male Minnesota group.
Uh, aren't Shellac guys?
'Nope,' says Slug, 'Steve Albini is a bitch.'"
Lester
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 11:57:54 (EST)
KOL. you do that batt;e of the bands thing and I guarantee you hook up with "Little" Steven.
MJŪ
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 11:49:23 (EST)
That article was funny Lester. Couldn't view video however. Was it juicy? Chong's high school jesus movie review =very very funny. That pic of Don v. Muppet=very good as well. WR review of book on tape =very funny. Vic, that is a vial of PISS behind Don in hospital scene.
MJŪ
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 11:48:18 (EST)
Read this account of a thoughtful, issue-oriented race for a commissioner's seat in the city of Surfside. Be SURE to click on the video link.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 11:42:35 (EST)
Chong is hot in scarf headgear.
Donald
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 11:14:10 (EST)
I'm in for 10 large...
Sixto Lezcano
- Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 10:51:29 (EST)
Chong band would do it but steven looks like he might be "into" chong a little too much. Dont forget kneepads KOL.
Chong
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 10:48:28 (EST)
A semi-pretend, semi-real band that begins with the letter H from Providence just may be involved....
KOL
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 10:25:59 (EST)
At about 200 million for the team and another 100 million for the first few years of operations, we need to raise just 300 million dollars.
We are looking for 30,000 investors with $10,000 each.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 09:29:43 (EST)
TEN HIPSTER-BAITING STATEMENTS TO GET THE PARTY STARTED.
My favorite:
3990 persons have escaped from that stupid "CRIMSON
ROOM" now (by 23:00 Feb. 14th in Japan).
I'm trying to build a perfect list, please wait for
a few days.
I'm working hard to make the next "Viridian room".
You had better to keep the CD case.
dork
USA - Tuesday, February 17, 2004 at 17:09:59 (EST)
Are you kidding me!?!?! I wouldn't be caught dead in pleather.
TS
USA - Tuesday, February 17, 2004 at 17:07:01 (EST)
is it me or is the lurk acting "suspiciously unpatriotically" of late?
vic
USA - Tuesday, February 17, 2004 at 17:04:38 (EST)
everyone has a doppelganger
USA - Tuesday, February 17, 2004 at 16:04:48 (EST)
holy TS on the mic
vic
USA - Tuesday, February 17, 2004 at 15:51:22 (EST)
this picture is just awesome!
and SOMEONE on this lurk has some explaining to do!
hee hee
USA - Tuesday, February 17, 2004 at 15:40:03 (EST)
Advertising writers in Florida were planning to pitch hemorrhoid-relief products with a commercial featuring the Johnny Cash classic "Ring of Fire," but Cash's family said there's no way they will let it happen.
there is justice in the world
USA - Tuesday, February 17, 2004 at 15:30:30 (EST)
further accelerating dickoffery in the meatworld.
boris
- Tuesday, February 17, 2004 at 15:24:06 (EST)
Picture of the shark bite
Lobster
USA - Tuesday, February 17, 2004 at 15:18:48 (EST)
An Australian swam 300 yards with a shark clamped to his leg before driving a mile for first aid to get it removed.
ouch
USA - Tuesday, February 17, 2004 at 15:06:43 (EST)
whoops. click here.
Jean encore
USA - Tuesday, February 17, 2004 at 14:52:25 (EST)
All you need for a movie is a Jean-Luc Godard
USA - Tuesday, February 17, 2004 at 14:50:06 (EST)
so is this:
caption anyone?
USA - Tuesday, February 17, 2004 at 14:47:33 (EST)
that is insane in the membrain
veek
USA - Tuesday, February 17, 2004 at 14:44:50 (EST)
"lay it on a flat surface like a Polaroid picture," doesn't sound nearly as cool.
hey ya
USA - Tuesday, February 17, 2004 at 14:39:59 (EST)
7 o'clock! At night? We weren't even close.
Don
USA - Tuesday, February 17, 2004 at 14:36:00 (EST)
Just because
USA - Tuesday, February 17, 2004 at 14:32:16 (EST)
17-year-old boy finds his own picture on a "missing children" website, discovers he was abducted by his mother 14 years ago.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, February 17, 2004 at 14:27:45 (EST)
Babe's hours on Fridays = 7-midnight.
Lobster
USA - Tuesday, February 17, 2004 at 14:24:19 (EST)
Don't shake it like a Polariod picture.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, February 17, 2004 at 14:23:44 (EST)
Long Pig Lard for all my friends!
Drugsy Roark
USA - Tuesday, February 17, 2004 at 14:19:46 (EST)
you shall cringe with fear under my Quacking Duck Hand!
Rummy Bumsfeld
USA - Tuesday, February 17, 2004 at 14:17:28 (EST)
Freaky Friday
Don
USA - Tuesday, February 17, 2004 at 14:15:37 (EST)
garlic for vampires, silver for werewolves, and lard for terrorists!
Authorities believe that the move could discourage Palestinians from carrying out attacks as pieces of their exploded body could come into contact with the pig fat, prejudicing their chances of entering into paradise.
the unknown porker
USA - Tuesday, February 17, 2004 at 14:04:16 (EST)
Don't know. What day did you stop by?
Lester
USA - Tuesday, February 17, 2004 at 13:48:56 (EST)
Mean Joe and Don/Donna stopped by the Babes last week only to be greeted by the Brown Yeti Santa. What gives?
Don
USA - Tuesday, February 17, 2004 at 13:43:27 (EST)
There's a Craig's List psycho at the Wild Colonial! Do you think it's Plectrum?
Lester
USA - Tuesday, February 17, 2004 at 13:34:49 (EST)
Here's yet another productivity enhancement tool featuring a yeti.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, February 17, 2004 at 13:19:42 (EST)
suffering through a four-shot of this band called 'staind' and there's a 50/50 chance my shorts will be 'staind' by song #3
vic
USA - Tuesday, February 17, 2004 at 12:56:48 (EST)
fuck
vic
USA - Tuesday, February 17, 2004 at 12:55:52 (EST)
Yo, s'up.
"Slammer"
USA - Tuesday, February 17, 2004 at 12:16:38 (EST)
Dig this too.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, February 17, 2004 at 12:04:06 (EST)
Chonger - dig it.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, February 17, 2004 at 12:03:41 (EST)
lester can you find out what went on between that insult dog and eminem? Thanks dog.
chong
USA - Tuesday, February 17, 2004 at 11:55:20 (EST)
Why rugby is Don's favorite sport:
"In the end the NRL Judiciary had little trouble differentiating between a 'wedgie', a 'finger up the arse' and the area between the 'arse and the nuts' before finding Hopoate guilty."
Lester
USA - Tuesday, February 17, 2004 at 11:50:23 (EST)
This article contains the quote "I can smell your crotch from here," but is surprising not about TS.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, February 17, 2004 at 11:42:27 (EST)
Headline of the week.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, February 17, 2004 at 11:28:07 (EST)
sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you feel like a panther-lion
WR
USA - Tuesday, February 17, 2004 at 10:56:47 (EST)
yah, pantani, that's terrible...GIANT news in italia...cycling=massive.
boris
- Tuesday, February 17, 2004 at 09:30:31 (EST)
RIP -- Italian cyclist Marco Pantani.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, February 17, 2004 at 09:05:13 (EST)
"We're going against the evil alien clones. ... I started with my wife."
Lester
USA - Tuesday, February 17, 2004 at 08:15:06 (EST)
Punk Rock! Dude lights a guitar on fire and smashes it on his friend's head. With pictures.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, February 17, 2004 at 08:02:07 (EST)
March 7th - Last day of Bike Week (for geeks) and Yanks v. Sox 1:05pm.
Harvard Davidson
USA - Tuesday, February 17, 2004 at 00:45:31 (EST)
Hear ye, hear ye...consider yourselves officially served with libel, misrepresentation, and various offences (note Brit spalling) against nature
WR
USA - Monday, February 16, 2004 at 20:54:57 (EST)
why, did the vikings play *last* year?
boris
- Monday, February 16, 2004 at 17:49:44 (EST)
As expected, I see the A-Prod deal has officially put the Benny knickers in a fully-fetal knot. All I gotz to say iz I can't wait for football season to start. At least there'll be March Madness to tide me over till the real sport starts again.
gridiron croc
USA - Monday, February 16, 2004 at 16:54:30 (EST)
interviewed mrs depp at my first (and last, thank dog) nms. '90? she was nice and even appreciated my lame attempt @ speaking frog.
- Monday, February 16, 2004 at 16:25:25 (EST)
I will now drop a bone on your head.
Z
USA - Monday, February 16, 2004 at 15:45:11 (EST)
Roger Williams offers white only scholarships.
Gus
USA - Monday, February 16, 2004 at 15:11:17 (EST)
Bill Murray won the British Academy Award for best actor last night on BBC. He faxed in his acceptance speech. Brilliant! Poor, poor Johnny Depp.
Don
USA - Monday, February 16, 2004 at 15:07:20 (EST)
Presidents' Day is all about watching BBC America.
WR
USA - Monday, February 16, 2004 at 14:47:11 (EST)
I need that F/A-18 for a fatwa I'm currently engaged in with a certain set of balls.
Ali Poppyfield
USA - Monday, February 16, 2004 at 14:03:07 (EST)
"Complete with extras including bomb racks, drop tanks and pylons"
TS
USA - Monday, February 16, 2004 at 13:48:21 (EST)
birthday present for joe?
boris
- Monday, February 16, 2004 at 13:33:05 (EST)
It's damn quiet today.
TS
USA - Monday, February 16, 2004 at 13:03:20 (EST)
Got yer root right here...
KOL
USA - Monday, February 16, 2004 at 12:55:41 (EST)
I say if you're looking for root. Root for the Celtics. This is their year. This team is magic and we all can be a part of it!
Don
USA - Monday, February 16, 2004 at 12:41:26 (EST)
don't forget chelski, chong. maybe the worst of the bunch.
boris
- Monday, February 16, 2004 at 11:52:26 (EST)
Benny should play a warm-up show before leaving for the windy apple. Might I suggest behind Zayre's at 4:30?
Chong
USA - Monday, February 16, 2004 at 10:47:51 (EST)
Man U and Arsenal. Chong all about Manchester City.
Chong
USA - Monday, February 16, 2004 at 10:43:09 (EST)
Sorry MJ, I can't make it then. Why don't you come play here?
TS
USA - Monday, February 16, 2004 at 09:46:14 (EST)
don...any teams like yankees in premiership?
boris
- Monday, February 16, 2004 at 09:34:36 (EST)
wanna say red wings, chong, though rangers=orioles in terms of little or no bang for huge salary bucks. bruins = maddeningly inconsistent; will not comment on habs.
boris
- Monday, February 16, 2004 at 09:33:39 (EST)
As bad as this deal is for the Sox, think about how bad is is to be a fan of the orioles or twins of brewers or white sox. Baseball is the suck. There is no real competition anymore. Fuck em all. Should I be a bruins fan or a habs fan cause I'm all about the hockey now. Is there a team like the yankees is hockey?
Chong
USA - Monday, February 16, 2004 at 08:44:56 (EST)
one more then i *promise* to shut the eff up about it. today's NYTimes:
This is an MVP, an All-Star, a better defensive player than the man he will play alongside, relinquishing his position to have a chance to play in the postseason, to win the World Series. In Texas he was light-years from that goal; with the Yankees he is virtually guaranteed at least the first half of that goal.
boris
- Sunday, February 15, 2004 at 20:01:13 (EST)
nicely put don. gorDon edes got squat on lurkside ANALysis.
boris
- Sunday, February 15, 2004 at 18:39:42 (EST)
Pitching wins pennants and the Yanks are a bunch of catchers.
Don
USA - Sunday, February 15, 2004 at 18:18:55 (EST)
that makes boris emo. just got off phone w/ father-in-law. the yankee fan.
boris
- Sunday, February 15, 2004 at 18:00:56 (EST)
A wise man scanned the scene of emo kids parading around thayer st recently, and declared "crying is the new wrestling". Or so I hear.
The KOL
USA - Sunday, February 15, 2004 at 17:40:40 (EST)
The Bush administration quietly shelved a proposal to ban gasoline additive MBTE which contaminates drinking water in many communities, helping an industry that has donated more than $1 million to Republicans.
- Sunday, February 15, 2004 at 17:15:45 (EST)
PS-I don't care about this season because Grady's gone. He was a real person and I liked him. Not some manufactured robotron. And for the record. It's the Black Bean Taco Salad at Tito's, WR.
MJŪ
USA - Sunday, February 15, 2004 at 15:04:45 (EST)
That whole post re: the "If round is funny", "just circular" shit from Raising Arizona = funny. Hey who posted the aviation site for me? I got my knickers in a twist on runway 4...
MJŪ
USA - Sunday, February 15, 2004 at 15:01:17 (EST)
also cheffy somebody's seeking 'chef de cuisine' in today's Urinal. south county?
boris
- Sunday, February 15, 2004 at 12:55:02 (EST)
Cheffy, Irish Pub on Thames Street Newport looking for cook? Too low class for youse?
Drugsy
USA - Sunday, February 15, 2004 at 10:59:38 (EST)
I like the black bean steroid salad with a side of backne sour cream.
ĄOlé!
USA - Sunday, February 15, 2004 at 10:58:10 (EST)
Who did you like better, Tito or Taco?
WR
USA - Sunday, February 15, 2004 at 10:26:25 (EST)
this site will own MJŪ
Planes <
runway4>
I just know.., USA - Sunday, February 15, 2004 at 09:26:13 (EST)
This is all such bullshiznit. I am now an A- Rod hater.
chef
USA - Sunday, February 15, 2004 at 08:16:21 (EST)
that's right. maybe francona *will* hang in the cantina. what is that joint, mexican? name an entree after theo...."the quesadilldo"
boris
- Saturday, February 14, 2004 at 20:22:25 (EST)
Mmm Tito's. Headed there right now.
Ray C.
USA - Saturday, February 14, 2004 at 20:09:13 (EST)
bostondirtdogs.com are calling DLowe a whiner but it sure didn't sound like ineptstein made another friend. they're also calling francona "tito" for some reason. 'ssup with that. please let it not stick.
boris
- Saturday, February 14, 2004 at 20:00:15 (EST)
...and what's up with Derek Lowe? He's saying he's out?
Ray C.
USA - Saturday, February 14, 2004 at 19:29:24 (EST)
Let's see...so far I've managed to alienate my three best players, add a pitcher pushing forty and allow my divisional rivals to sign two of the best three hitters in all of baseball. I'm SUCH a hyper-intelligent wunderkind that I've already ordered the champagne for our wild celebration after we clinch the...
wildcard.
Theo Ineptstein
- Saturday, February 14, 2004 at 18:32:12 (EST)
I know that ain't Hymers, he would never use the word implicitly.
dorkface
USA - Saturday, February 14, 2004 at 17:51:31 (EST)
PS:
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME.
- Saturday, February 14, 2004 at 17:22:48 (EST)
A-Rod = Yankee third baseman, for Soriano. Are you fucking kidding me. So the New Year's Resolution is suspended for this post only.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME.
boris
- Saturday, February 14, 2004 at 17:21:18 (EST)
I can't wait for the Mel Gibson docu-drama filmed in turbo-reality: The Passion of The Tooth Fairy.
Moe
USA - Saturday, February 14, 2004 at 17:07:58 (EST)
my brians are currently maneuvering through my pyloric sphincter
USA - Saturday, February 14, 2004 at 14:57:54 (EST)
[Evelle picks up a pack of balloons.]
Evelle: Do these blow into funny shapes and all?
Grocer: Well, no, unless round is funny.
Evelle: I got me some baby grub, baby wipes, diapers, them disposable kind. I also got a package of balloons.
Gale: They blow up into funny shapes and all?
Evelle: No, just circular.
USA - Saturday, February 14, 2004 at 14:23:09 (EST)
I *am* in shape. Round is a shape.
- Saturday, February 14, 2004 at 13:22:21 (EST)
s'pose New York Shizzity is almost cool enough to host an actual live performance of the unstoppable force of nature that is BENNY SIZZLER. but it's no Peace Dale, i tell ye. when told of the gig, mayor "HOW much did i pay for each vote?" bloomberg reportedly said "take as much security as we had for the macy's parade and quadruple it. this geeg'll make the patriots celebration at government center seem as crowded as the sahara desert at noon."
Boris LuaLua
- Saturday, February 14, 2004 at 13:09:24 (EST)
Why Lisa Johnson when you can have Lester's for free?
Boris LuaLua
- Saturday, February 14, 2004 at 12:11:16 (EST)
Don took me to see "The Girl with the Pearl Necklace" and I understood implicitly.
Hymers
USA - Saturday, February 14, 2004 at 11:42:28 (EST)
Ole fucking flegg back for more abuse on Valentine's Day. What, pray tell thee sir, drives thee?
MJŪ
USA - Saturday, February 14, 2004 at 11:00:32 (EST)
hey boys and girls its your old pal checking in to say hi. gee i really miss being insulted and threatend with bodily harm, but anyway have a nice day.
flegg
USA - Saturday, February 14, 2004 at 10:51:44 (EST)
Is this band any good?
Lisa Johnson
omaha, NE USA - Saturday, February 14, 2004 at 09:48:13 (EST)
sound pretty cured to me, tron popeil...
Boris LuaLua
- Friday, February 13, 2004 at 19:23:39 (EST)
MJŪ took me to see "The Girl with the Pearl Necklace" but I didn't understand it.
Don
USA - Friday, February 13, 2004 at 19:16:12 (EST)
I think I already am married to my 2 dogs--they're both controlling bastards, they always want to be fed, they take up the whole bed, and they make messes all thru the house. Only difference--no demands for sex when I'm too tired!
WR
USA - Friday, February 13, 2004 at 19:15:23 (EST)
That's right Uncle-barring ruptured appenix, uterus or cherries.
MJŪ
USA - Friday, February 13, 2004 at 19:06:26 (EST)
HOLY CRAP! the Sizz hits the big apple! funkee-muh-fuggin' Broadway n' shee-it! hitch up the wagon, Eunice, we gots some travelin' to do!
Uncle Jesse
USA - Friday, February 13, 2004 at 18:54:00 (EST)
ain't all bad. will admit the mandatory holding in of fots that would otherwise be "free-range" is tough.
Boris LuaLua
- Friday, February 13, 2004 at 18:28:08 (EST)
I think gays have the right to be as miserable as straight folk.
MJŪ
USA - Friday, February 13, 2004 at 18:24:45 (EST)
Hey TS, Benny Sizzla sposed to be down big city way Mar 29. Postpone yer visit!
MJŪ
USA - Friday, February 13, 2004 at 18:23:40 (EST)
I married Dog. Worked out OK.
Sister Mary Elephant
- Friday, February 13, 2004 at 18:22:27 (EST)
HA HA STD day = funny
TS
USA - Friday, February 13, 2004 at 18:17:37 (EST)
one more thing: I WANT TO MARRY MY DOG
vic
USA - Friday, February 13, 2004 at 17:20:03 (EST)
happy STD day you lurkers
vic
USA - Friday, February 13, 2004 at 16:25:10 (EST)
here's a little thought for everyone..
Meatheart
USA - Friday, February 13, 2004 at 16:05:34 (EST)
see, it don't work for me ![[I KILL KITTIES]></b><br>
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WR
USA - Friday, February 13, 2004 at 15:56:10 (EST)
WR
USA - Friday, February 13, 2004 at 15:54:58 (EST)
The woman that Kerry was shtupping is named Alex Polier.
Lester
USA - Friday, February 13, 2004 at 14:08:46 (EST)
SHIT!! I mean...
Lester
USA - Friday, February 13, 2004 at 14:03:24 (EST)
Lester...
USA - Friday, February 13, 2004 at 14:03:08 (EST)
Lester
USA - Friday, February 13, 2004 at 14:01:21 (EST)
Yep that me. Can't appreciate nuthin but the speed channel, yuck yuck. Never mind the fact I've never watched a single episode of that jesse james show or the other one either. I'm just a rootin tootin dandylion wine philistine! If it aint got a Hemi, I dont wanna see it...
KOL
USA - Friday, February 13, 2004 at 13:53:23 (EST)
A Valentine's Day card for Vic:
Lester
USA - Friday, February 13, 2004 at 13:35:01 (EST)
fuck
vic
USA - Friday, February 13, 2004 at 13:31:46 (EST)
Raging Fred.
Lester
USA - Friday, February 13, 2004 at 13:20:25 (EST)
I'm going to be in NYC in 2 weeks - anyone want to meet me for a drink?
TS
USA - Friday, February 13, 2004 at 13:14:39 (EST)
WR, maybe he'd want to see "The Girl with the Pearl Crank Case Cover" or "The Girl with the Carbon Fiber Uterus"
Don
USA - Friday, February 13, 2004 at 12:54:56 (EST)
22 twangy librarian songs:1. Soggy Bottom Boys - I Am a Man of Constant Sorrow
2. Ryan Adams - To Be Young (Is to be Sad, Is to be High)
3. The Jayhawks - Waiting for the Sun
4. Marshall Tucker Band - Can't You See
5. Wilco - California Stars
6. Grant Lee Buffalo - Fuzzy
7. The Band - Up On Cripple Creek
8. Uncle Tupelo - Give Me Back The Key To My Heart
9. Johnny Cash - One
10. Cracker - Mr. Wrong
11. The Rolling Stones - Let It Bleed
Side 2
12. Austin Lounge Lizards - Brain Damage
13. John Hiatt - Slow Turning
14. Soulhat - Here
15. Son Volt - 10 Second News
16. Steve Earle & The Supersuckers - Before They Make Me Run
17. The Black Crowes - Wiser Time
18. Neil Young - For The Turnstiles
19. The Shins - Gone For Good
20. Allman Brothers Band - Blue Sky
21. The Faces - Ooh La La
22. The Gourds - Gin And Juice
WR
USA - Friday, February 13, 2004 at 12:35:01 (EST)
10 songs
vic
USA - Friday, February 13, 2004 at 12:31:02 (EST)
what OTHER band?
WR
USA - Friday, February 13, 2004 at 12:30:41 (EST)
uhm...could you define "catastrophic"...?
vic
USA - Friday, February 13, 2004 at 12:16:58 (EST)
Hair Comb Forward has called off the Mooka 4 show.
chong
USA - Friday, February 13, 2004 at 12:06:59 (EST)
Mooka 4 showcase: Benny Sizzler, Hair Comb Forward and Motormags
MJŪ
USA - Friday, February 13, 2004 at 11:46:56 (EST)
R-eyes is a sight for sore eyes...
MJŪ
USA - Friday, February 13, 2004 at 11:44:42 (EST)
you have GOT to be kidding me
boris
- Friday, February 13, 2004 at 11:39:54 (EST)
Attn MJŪ: Blessed with excellent technique and vision, Reyes can operate on either flank or as a deep-lying striker.
USA - Friday, February 13, 2004 at 11:09:23 (EST)
Which one of you lurkers once said that the "ATM is not a desk" because that is the funniest line in history.
MJŪ
USA - Friday, February 13, 2004 at 10:45:22 (EST)
I heard Benny had a gig at Mooka 3 headlining with the Darkness and Probot opening up.
Todd
USA - Friday, February 13, 2004 at 10:44:30 (EST)
Yes Todd, it did earn a gig at mooka 1. And I dont think we're welcome at the Blackstone anymore so you can have it you prick. Now when is this BENNY SIZZLER band going to play another show?????
Chong
USA - Friday, February 13, 2004 at 08:57:31 (EST)
that'd have way more impact were it XP source, sir les, though chaos may still be inflicted. btw, it's *really* easy to procure if anyone has any inclination at all. once again: spiffy police-work, there, mi$ter gate$.
Boris LuaLua
- Friday, February 13, 2004 at 08:31:19 (EST)
i was born to smoke pole.
Boris LuaLua
- Friday, February 13, 2004 at 08:28:22 (EST)
"People with hostile or aggressive personality traits may have genetic tendencies that make them 'born to smoke,' U.S. researchers reported on Thursday."
Lester
USA - Friday, February 13, 2004 at 08:20:12 (EST)
Lester
USA - Friday, February 13, 2004 at 08:13:54 (EST)
"The public's trust in President Bush is at the lowest point of his presidency, with about half of those surveyed saying he is honest and trustworthy and almost that many saying he is not, according to a poll released Thursday."
Lester
USA - Friday, February 13, 2004 at 08:12:30 (EST)
fuck
vic
USA - Friday, February 13, 2004 at 08:11:13 (EST)
Boris -- Window to become open source - inadvertently
Lester
USA - Friday, February 13, 2004 at 07:54:50 (EST)
Saw Plectrum Wednesday night. He has many tales of wild animal attacks and margarita drinking.
In related news, the Darkness show at the Strand is almost sold out. Last night In Your Ear only had 20 or so tickets left. Get yer tickets today if yer goin'
Lester
USA - Friday, February 13, 2004 at 07:26:16 (EST)
has anyone seen "the goalie with the boring (blank)"?
Boris LuaLua
- Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 23:16:20 (EST)
I've been accused of "looking like Nelson" before and it really hurt my gonads.
vic
USA - Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 19:31:16 (EST)
dood i DRAW THE LINE at anyone messing with the World's Greatest Rock'n'Roll Band
Boris LuaLua
- Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 19:13:02 (EST)
say, did ol' Pleck ever make it back from down Mexicali way?
vic
USA - Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 19:01:25 (EST)
Haven't seen art flik, Don--certain someone told me that he was not interested in seeing it.
WR
USA - Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 18:17:26 (EST)
yeah Don? well i saw you mom last night drinking coffee and I even walked right up to her and said "hi"
vic
USA - Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 18:10:35 (EST)
Doris couldn't get laid because her Charles Nelson Reilly was infected.
Don
USA - Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 17:43:45 (EST)
Fill in the blanks:
Doris couldn't get laid because her (blank) was (blank).
Gene Rayburn
USA - Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 17:09:11 (EST)
Has anybody witnessed "The Girl with the Boring Earing" in a theater near you?
Don
USA - Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 17:05:34 (EST)
What might shipping cost on an anvil these days?
Fred X
USA - Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 17:01:37 (EST)
well i held off on posting the second one ... maybe in the morning. don't wanna fry eBay's ten thousand servers given the obvious crush of imminent bids.
boris
- Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 16:51:07 (EST)
dirty, ask Donzio about removing an anvil that was holding a bass drum in place on stage WHILE THE BAND WAS PLAYING
vic
USA - Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 16:44:17 (EST)
you gotta admit that was DOPE ass sh!t
vic
USA - Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 16:42:59 (EST)
WR
USA - Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 16:42:48 (EST)
if anyone's in the market...just put two quality anvils up on eBay. yes, anvils. as in "on wile e coyote's head" metal things.
boris
- Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 16:41:51 (EST)
Lester, did Queen Latifa teach you that shit on the set of Barbershop 2?
Drugsy
USA - Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 16:06:58 (EST)
His bra was making whoopie!
MJŪ
USA - Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 15:58:59 (EST)
Fill in the blanks:
Mean Joe couldn't make the Defecatur party because his (blank) was (blank).
Gene Rayburn
- Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 15:56:06 (EST)
hey Lester, yawn...
vic
USA - Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 15:52:51 (EST)
Yeah the Family Plan guy is pretty fucked up. All I'm sayin' is I am impressed with just how extensive and detailed his planning/visions are. He's been thinking about this shit for a LONG time, me thinks.
KOL
USA - Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 15:50:44 (EST)
some decent live stuff: http://prevot.denis.free.fr
boris
- Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 15:37:52 (EST)
Drugsy, if you had said that yesterday, you would of had me. But as luck would have it, I fucked your mom last night. No, it's true. I know a lot of people think it's funny to say "I fucked your mom, but this time it's really true. You see I went to bus station to look for MJ, but instead I saw your mom in an alley charging hobos $5 to watch her give hand jobs to stray dogs. She said that how she raised the money for all your spiffy tattoos.
Anyway, I felt bad for her, because she's my good friend Drugsy's mom and here she is only making five bucks a toss, you know? I offered to drive her over to Traveler's Aid to get some soup, and maybe some hot water and and soap to wash the dog jizz off her hands. But once we got in the car she was all over me! She jump on my dick with a quickness! I had to punch your mom in the head several times to escape!
So there you have it. My dick has been inside of Drugsy's mom's vagina, so technically I have had sex. I probably would have enjoyed it more expect I kept think about the time I saw her on the puke and bloodstained mattress with the guys from the Tampoff's running a train on her.
Lester
USA - Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 15:37:44 (EST)
I'll give $500 to the first lurker to touch my underwear. Hey that guy who's KOL's god has pussy for a fulcrum!
MJŪ
USA - Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 15:33:57 (EST)
will hand fifty dollars to first lurker who can prove that they've bludgeoned the family plan guy into a coma using whatever's handy. ideally the coma will be irreversible. not unlike joe's underwear.
boris
- Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 15:24:31 (EST)
Lester, I think that's what you'd call uhm, how did you put it..."OH SNAP!"?
vic
USA - Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 15:22:21 (EST)
Lester, you should run for office. You're up on current affairs, stand by your convictions, and you've never had sex with anything.
Drugsy
USA - Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 15:13:24 (EST)
fuckin' A
USA - Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 15:10:53 (EST)
DANNY BOY...
USA - Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 15:10:14 (EST)
Danny boy...
USA - Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 15:09:44 (EST)
question. More than a passing semblence between Supreme Court "Justice" Antonin Scalia and actor Dan Hedaya of Blood Simple?
vic
USA - Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 15:08:54 (EST)
Lester you jack@ss!
vic
USA - Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 14:59:15 (EST)
3% of nothing = 
Lester
USA - Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 14:50:21 (EST)
Michael Jackson is broke. This is almost as shocking as John Kerry's affair.
TS
USA - Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 14:48:08 (EST)
This guy just might be the must amazing human being ever. I bow dow humbly to the King Of Everything:
The KOL
USA - Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 14:45:53 (EST)
now THAT is hilarious!
vic
USA - Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 14:36:02 (EST)
QOC knows all about Don's near-death experience & completely unnerstands why no MJ at bday party--of course you can call her. Her short term memory is obviously no good since she luvs pot 4eva! Ask her about the fish pose if you call!
WR
USA - Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 14:13:44 (EST)
FROM CONRESSIONAL QUARTERLY'S CRAIG CRAWFORD: '(The news) item on Kerry intern issue is something Chris Lehane (Clark press secy) has shopped around for a long time -- it was one reason the Gore vetters in 2000 shied away from Kerry as a running mate choice -- their conclusion that it wasn't bad enough to disqualify him, except for the fact that they couldn't risk it as they were trying so hard to distance themselves from Clinton's personal failings (note: Lehane worked for Gore at the time -- and briefly advised Kerry during this campaign). The Kerry camp has long expected to deal with this, and have assured party leaders they can handle it'
Lester
USA - Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 14:03:50 (EST)
Colin Powell snaps under questioning.
Lester
USA - Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 13:49:40 (EST)
A moon roof slides open all the way. A sun roof only opens a little.
Lester
USA - Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 13:44:58 (EST)
Vic's dik = Kucinich
MJŪ
USA - Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 13:40:52 (EST)
Who's gonna tell QOC that I love and miss her and I wished I coulda spent some birthday time with the bitch?
MJŪ
USA - Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 13:40:02 (EST)
Kucinich...refuses to leave the race...
3% vic
USA - Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 13:30:22 (EST)
so the moon roof is non-mobile then...I see...
vic torpedo
USA - Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 13:21:55 (EST)
Chong, did that gig at Mooka 2 go good enough to earn a gig at Mooka 1?
Todd
USA - Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 13:16:23 (EST)
Peace, love, understanding = funny
Drugsy
USA - Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 13:12:28 (EST)
Moon roof = tinted window type ting. Sun roof = section of roof rolls back like a window.
Not Flegg
USA - Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 13:11:16 (EST)
Did she love John Kerry long time?
Don
USA - Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 13:07:13 (EST)
question. vehicularly speaking, what's the difference between a "sun" roof and a "moon" roof?
vic
USA - Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 12:34:18 (EST)
Best quote of last night "I put the 'yo' in yoga" HAPPY BIRTHDAY all those with birthdays this week!
WR
USA - Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 12:07:45 (EST)
** BREAKING NEWS**
Campaign Drama Rocks Democrats: Kerry fights off media probe of recent alleged infidelity.
Serious investigations of the woman and the nature of her relationship with Sen. John Kerry has been underway at TIME magazine, ABC NEWS, the WASHINGTON POST and the ASSOCIATED PRESS, where the woman in question once worked...
Lester
USA - Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 11:59:58 (EST)
Throw my star wars bar goons at tron
Chong
USA - Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 11:45:51 (EST)
Throw my barroom bar stools at Don.
USA - Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 11:40:54 (EST)
Throw my barium stool balls at Chong.
Don
USA - Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 11:29:18 (EST)
A productivity enhancement tool: Throw Rocks at Boys
Cthulhu
USA - Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 10:35:33 (EST)
A costumed Disney World employee was run over by float and killed during parade. A Disney spokesperson says it's just one of those goofy accidents.
Lester
USA - Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 10:29:34 (EST)
If you like Tina Coladas
And getting caught with no pants
Dotes
USA - Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 10:11:52 (EST)
Holy shit look how awesome BSTC is! You like this pinched lurk? Well do you? Nice and slim and tapered at both ends? Well you can thank Tina Doris for that.
BSTC
USA - Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 10:08:31 (EST)
HOLY SHIT! LOOK HOW AWESOME CHONG IS!!!
Chong
USA - Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 09:58:47 (EST)
I WAS wondering what that smell was.
WR
USA - Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 09:50:30 (EST)
OK, I'm back on all fours. I tried to incite civil unrest in the Dominican by forcing a 48 hour strike. That worked to an extent (50% of businesses closed, 5 shot dead by gov. police during street protests), but I had greater success by moving over the border and mobilizing anti- government militants. So far it's holding. I plan to return if my efforts begin to fail.
Saw the super bowl via spanish espn, los touchdownes!! Saw more boobage via european tourists, than the half time show. Arrived home tanned and happy, to a dead refig/freezer. Midnight cleaning of rancid striped bass and bluefish, and warm beer to boot! OOH that smell, can't you smell that smell. Got a new fridge Saturday, and blew off the qoc party due to messy panties. Sue me, then. Yeah, I'm lame!! Some day I may leave the house again after sunset, but I'm skeeered!
Dexter
Bakefield, USA - Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 08:52:12 (EST)
"Fuck you. Contempt that," Davis told the judge.
Lester
USA - Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 07:45:43 (EST)
The Government turns a deaf ear...
Lester
USA - Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 07:33:10 (EST)
If only I could do the math on the 24 hour clock thingy I could figger out if I'm logging on near the time of TS's last post. Now what do you do? Add 12 or something...?
MJŪ
USA - Wednesday, February 11, 2004 at 23:35:53 (EST)
13 hours and counting...
TS
USA - Wednesday, February 11, 2004 at 22:12:14 (EST)
i have 39 diseases!
Shemen
USA - Wednesday, February 11, 2004 at 19:52:03 (EST)
good day cruel mortuary...good day
vic
USA - Wednesday, February 11, 2004 at 19:43:12 (EST)
hey look we're up to archive AmHATE!
boris
- Wednesday, February 11, 2004 at 19:23:26 (EST)
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