lurkive 11feb-6mar04



whats up fucko's? i see you assholes are still as boring as all hell i guess some things will never change.whats going on in lurkerville?
flegg
USA - Saturday, March 06, 2004 at 13:37:35 (EST)
i'd swap celtic for chelski in a heartbeat but city? the gallaghers thank you. dog bless the mildmay in hackney, islington in general and especially pizza joints on the caledonian road to king's cross.
boris
- Saturday, March 06, 2004 at 10:09:51 (EST)
I agree, this site is wicked goo.
"shades"
USA - Saturday, March 06, 2004 at 07:00:35 (EST)
doinks =

USA - Friday, March 05, 2004 at 22:41:31 (EST)

Your site is excellent
boris
- Friday, March 05, 2004 at 19:50:49 (EST)

none of those things worked. with the click-shift-f10 thing they still come up as x's. but i just noticed if you right-click on any x and click show picture, it pops right up...
???
USA - Friday, March 05, 2004 at 19:32:53 (EST)

Boris. You were member/president of LaSalle audio visual club. Yes?
V. Snizz
USA - Friday, March 05, 2004 at 19:02:20 (EST)

one more (of many, unfortunately) possible fixes...
boris
- Friday, March 05, 2004 at 18:37:09 (EST)

thanks. i'll get on that!
!
USA - Friday, March 05, 2004 at 18:31:17 (EST)

other thing is yr privacy settings got shamu'd in IE. put 'em back to default (if they weren't super-tweaked for your custom needs), reboot. by reboot i do of course mean inject IBC root beer.
boris
- Friday, March 05, 2004 at 18:30:50 (EST)

ok will assume you have windows (?) and tried things like hit F5 to refresh, emptied your temporary internet file folder and cookies, rebooted, ran anti-virus. put JPG on desktop, click shift+F10, select "open with", pick IE (or whatever browser), select 'always use this program to open these kinds of files.' will checkenzee later if around, if not, don knows more about computers than me.
boris
- Friday, March 05, 2004 at 18:28:37 (EST)

hey boris, i'll trade beer for advice. why all of sudden are there no more .jpg or .gif files showing on this box? everything on the internet comes up red x's, and the ones stored on the hard drive, you can see on the side of the window , but click on the file and it comes up a red x. whut th' hell?
Meathead
USA - Friday, March 05, 2004 at 18:24:25 (EST)

guy said he needed something fatty for his attempt at World's Biggest Omelette. the cooking surface was a nascar-approved tonneau cover; flame source = ford pinto. nice head start on my summer tan. on one side.
boris
- Friday, March 05, 2004 at 18:13:17 (EST)

Was that the Warwickian on the back of the flatbed that exploded?
V. Snizz
USA - Friday, March 05, 2004 at 18:04:24 (EST)

it's all about spitzer trying to be giuliani anyway. not happening. thanks for spending the state's money on a witch hunt, elliot. while mutual fund crooks either waltz or plea out and in either case keep their millions. which is way more than steward got. she's a guy = not even prosecuted.
boris
- Friday, March 05, 2004 at 15:50:34 (EST)

But she WILL have the prettiest jail cell in all the land
TS
USA - Friday, March 05, 2004 at 15:40:58 (EST)

NEWS FLASH

Martha Steward guilty on all changes.

boris
USA - Friday, March 05, 2004 at 15:16:49 (EST)

I thought you said this was a VEGETARIAN dish?
WR
USA - Friday, March 05, 2004 at 15:15:24 (EST)

Hey Dexter, it's a boy! maybe they'll name it after you (since E is now your 3rd wife).
WR
USA - Friday, March 05, 2004 at 15:04:27 (EST)

what in the name of hades is wrong with you blobbers?
boris
- Friday, March 05, 2004 at 15:00:34 (EST)

originally-scheduled Extreme Makeover had a certain Warwickian, dressed in black and gold, being transformed into a beached whale. episode shelved as "not extreme enough."
boris
- Friday, March 05, 2004 at 14:46:17 (EST)

fewest power plays in league (because joe won't stop whinging about zebras) = 2nd round exit. at best. which is still an improvement. after that...see youse all in '05-'06. sucks so bad.
boris tretiak
- Friday, March 05, 2004 at 14:30:51 (EST)

A real high class job for Chef: Castle Hill Inn, Newport looking for ambitious cooks to learn it's award winning cuisine. Pay based on experience. Real fine place. Rich people go there.
MJŪ
USA - Friday, March 05, 2004 at 14:30:24 (EST)

NONE of those MJs are me! I would have posed the question, "Hey does anyone know what happened on Extreme Makeover last night?
MJŪ
USA - Friday, March 05, 2004 at 14:27:56 (EST)

and what's up with the Bruins actually making an effort this year?
V. Snizz
USA - Friday, March 05, 2004 at 14:23:50 (EST)

Does 38 carry sox games all season?
V. Snizz
USA - Friday, March 05, 2004 at 14:21:55 (EST)

the one where chandler proposes to monica while both the bruins and red sox are on different channels.
boris
- Friday, March 05, 2004 at 13:42:44 (EST)

Chong forgot MJŪ's new fav show: The Oldieweds.
V. Snizz
USA - Friday, March 05, 2004 at 11:42:22 (EST)



USA - Friday, March 05, 2004 at 11:08:12 (EST)

Only if I can borrow a quarter form Rodge...
Little Timmy's Brother, Little Jimmy
USA - Friday, March 05, 2004 at 10:58:13 (EST)

Anyone going to JJ's tonight?

USA - Friday, March 05, 2004 at 10:51:02 (EST)

HA! WHOEVER YOU ARE YOU ARE NOT THE REAL ME! Otherwise you would have asked which 6th favorite Friends episode of all time did they air last night!!!!!!!!
MJŪ
USA - Friday, March 05, 2004 at 10:44:56 (EST)

Alls I knows 'bout Turdsday night tv is that although I did not particularly enjoy the touristy aspect of the Algarve (Portugal for those of you who don't even get to the end of your driveway)damn if I don't want to be rich enough to buy me one of them *villas* & have House Invaders come on down & fix it up for me!
WR
USA - Friday, March 05, 2004 at 10:26:48 (EST)

I get paid time and a half for that. They give me a little something extra. It's not much, kinda small really, but it's the thought that counts. When you get a small thing like that you really have to hold on to it. Just to show you know it's special. That's the meat and potatoes of life you know? So when you do find yourself with a little meat in your hands don't let it go. Please.......
Chong
USA - Friday, March 05, 2004 at 10:21:18 (EST)

Wow. I do not know the answer to any of those. Maybe I *am* weird. I need to stop reading and thinking and get my pop culture on.
KOL
USA - Friday, March 05, 2004 at 10:10:22 (EST)

Anyone know why chong has hidden his position as a fluffer in the midget p@rn industry from us for so long?
a little person who knows
USA - Friday, March 05, 2004 at 10:05:34 (EST)

Anyone see who changed the doo-hickey on Monster Garage last night?
MJ@
USA - Friday, March 05, 2004 at 10:04:06 (EST)

Yes I am. See....I'm changing my doo-hickey. Which is more than I can say for my unmentionables.
MJ@
USA - Friday, March 05, 2004 at 10:02:49 (EST)

Anyone know who stumbled their anchor read on Dream JOb last night?
MJ
USA - Friday, March 05, 2004 at 10:00:45 (EST)

you're not the real MJ, you're missing the do-hickey after your name
Lt. Cobumbo
USA - Friday, March 05, 2004 at 10:00:21 (EST)

Anyone know what shoes were purchased on Rich Girls last night?
MJ
USA - Friday, March 05, 2004 at 09:59:18 (EST)

Anyone know if Paris porked anyone on The Simple Life last night?
MJ
USA - Friday, March 05, 2004 at 09:58:37 (EST)

Anyone know what came out my @ss last night?
Sole Brutha
USA - Friday, March 05, 2004 at 09:58:12 (EST)

Anyone know if the Breeders got back together on Bands Reunited last night?
MJ
USA - Friday, March 05, 2004 at 09:56:55 (EST)

Anyone know what Ron Jeremy ate on the Surreal World last night?
MJ
USA - Friday, March 05, 2004 at 09:54:46 (EST)

Anyone know who wimped out on Road Rules last night?
MJ
USA - Friday, March 05, 2004 at 09:53:12 (EST)

Anyone know if she married that guy on My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiancee last night?
MJ
USA - Friday, March 05, 2004 at 09:52:30 (EST)

Anyone know who quit O-Town on Making The Band last night?
MJ
USA - Friday, March 05, 2004 at 09:51:25 (EST)

Anyone know who cried on Temptation Island last night?
MJ
USA - Friday, March 05, 2004 at 09:50:43 (EST)

Anyone know who hooked up on Paradise Hotel last night?
MJ
USA - Friday, March 05, 2004 at 09:49:22 (EST)

Anyone know who got kicked off Big Brother 5 last night?
MJ
USA - Friday, March 05, 2004 at 09:48:48 (EST)

Anyone see me get arrested for poor website design on COPS last night?
MJ
USA - Friday, March 05, 2004 at 09:48:02 (EST)

Anyone know who got married on The Littlest Groom last night?
MJ
USA - Friday, March 05, 2004 at 09:47:10 (EST)

Anyone know who got dumped on The Bachelor last night?
MJ
USA - Friday, March 05, 2004 at 09:46:04 (EST)

Anyone know who got laid on the Real World last night?
MJ
USA - Friday, March 05, 2004 at 09:44:17 (EST)

Anyone know who got fired on The Apprentice last night?
MJ
USA - Friday, March 05, 2004 at 09:43:45 (EST)

Anyone know who got kicked off Survivor last night?
MJ
USA - Friday, March 05, 2004 at 09:43:07 (EST)

it's the appendix! LEAVE IT IN! LEAVE IT IN!
boris
- Friday, March 05, 2004 at 09:22:59 (EST)

(Washington-AP) -- The Justice Department says Attorney General John Ashcroft has been hospitalized with severe stomach pains.
Lesterer
USA - Friday, March 05, 2004 at 09:00:41 (EST)

he is an excellent tender, joseph. excellent, i tell ye. mostly because he's a lefty. but it won't help. you know this. deep down. down there. four games = absolutely right, don. nylander-bergie-sammy line = stick a fork in them speedy but midget habs. and let's not forget the barclaycard rematch...coming soon to The Lane. and not to a what-are-you-fuckin-highbury. (serious question: are there any real sides outside london?).

ok i actually have to w*rk today so apologies for the rant but it's mercifully over. nice weekend lurkers. except you dex. it's all about sergei gonchar, and nomar should not bat cleanup.

boris
- Friday, March 05, 2004 at 07:39:11 (EST)

Do Loonies come in platinum?
Count Floyd
USA - Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 23:39:45 (EST)

Who's been talking shit on my Jose Theodorable? Listen, WR, when you're up there, give that hunk of a goalie a shag for me, would ya? He has the DREAMIEST eye.
MJŪ
USA - Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 21:22:40 (EST)

a shahhhhks fan! it's all about nabby.
boris
- Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 21:12:09 (EST)

WR--Yes, while in Montreal tell them that San Jose kicked their ass and will win the Stanley Cup. Why did they ever trade Damphousse?
Leftcoaster
USA - Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 19:28:45 (EST)

damn you vanilla you know I think that's a *fine* album, and truly more punk rock. But, I dunno, I'm a sucker for chuck berry ripoffs. I heard Cheetah and R. Lloyd (filling in for the long dead Peter Laughner) and D. Thomas have been fighting incessantly since the Rocket From the Tombs reunion tour started. I missed out on seeing that due to the blizzard in december. Heard it was veddy, veddy good. "What Love is" now there's a tender tune.
KOL, still at work
USA - Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 19:15:13 (EST)

Hey Lester, I just scored free tix to box seats at a Miami Heat/Milwaukee Bucks game. Wanna come?
TS
USA - Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 18:47:23 (EST)

and since no one else is around. KOL. That's not even the best punk record, never mind best of all time. This pretender puts all others to shame.

Vanilla Snizz, USA - Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 18:37:27 (EST)

Canadien beer and Swiss cake rolls. This is what I want my pathetic corpse laid to rest in when I vacate this mortal colon.
V. Snizz
USA - Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 18:29:28 (EST)

or try a swiss cake roll in the disk drive
WR
USA - Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 17:31:14 (EST)

check out this cool link!
wow!
USA - Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 16:51:44 (EST)

That list doesn't say anything about ZOMBIES.
Book Free Zone
USA - Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 16:47:06 (EST)

Stolen from the Well Dressed Librarian: To review the following activities are not allowed in libraries, despite the lack of signage: 1. No Sleeping 2. No Stealing 3. No having sex 4. No feeding your children (unless its breast feeding) 5. No riding circus ponies, or any other breed of animal 6. No cock fights 7. No bonfires 8. No gospel choir practice, or other forms of group singing, or solo activities 9. No drag racing 10. No drag queen pagents 11. No OB-GYN exams, or other medical exams 12. No yodeling contests, or other forms of alpine activities 13. No repainting the library, or other forms of interior decoration unless sanctioned by the board 14. No making vagina collages 15. No money laundering, or other sorts of laundering ie. clothes & bodies in the bathrooms 16. No drug deals, swap meets, or auctions 17. No sled riding, or vehicular usage in the library 18. No animal testing for cosmetic or pharmasutical reasons 19. No beating your kids, spouses, other patrons, or staff 20. No feeding the elephants
WR
USA - Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 16:18:42 (EST)

alright cut the shit with the zombie stuff. I'm hiding under my desk now.
KOL
USA - Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 15:59:31 (EST)

Perhaps you meant BRAINZ?
WR
USA - Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 15:38:19 (EST)

NOOOO...can't do Wed either! Maybe I'll stay in Montreal until Wed, catch them the 9th at la sala rossa, then drive home to meet the keedz at the bus on Wed afternoon.
WR
USA - Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 15:33:51 (EST)
don't you hate it when you're out swimming and a flatfish goes right up your butt? i hate it when that happens...

USA - Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 15:24:48 (EST)
Return of the Living Lurkers
piece o' Trash
USA - Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 15:06:42 (EST)
damned straight he MEANT sole cleansing.
boris
- Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 15:06:08 (EST)
WR. Please say hi to some of those tasty Molson Exports for me. Mmmmmm. Them Canadien ones is the best.
Drugsy
USA - Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 15:06:04 (EST)
wednesday at tt's, WR...
Julie, your cruise director
USA - Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 15:04:04 (EST)
All hell has broken loose. Benny is supposed to play another show. "Music" talk in the LurkŪ. Croc and Lester dead. (Not to mention all the aliases they took with them.) Then Croc returns from beyond the grave - risking future beer fundage for the pure colonic sole cleansing that only the LurkŪ can provide. What wrath has thee unleashed?
V. Snizz
USA - Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 15:02:09 (EST)
all BSPBSPBSPBSPBSPBSPBSPBSP & so on, plans must now be cancelled unless someone wants to babysit my nieces & nephew that night. Forgot I promised to take the damn keedz for a coupla days while brother & sister-in-law go to sunny FLA AGAIN! Only good thing about staying at their house--HOT TUB. Howze 'bout the LURK adjourning to West Kingston for a leetle pahtee next week instead of British Sea Power? Anyone? Anyone? Didn't think so.....
WR
USA - Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 14:56:31 (EST)
who let all these MUSIC-@SS people into this chatroom anyway? i thought this was a fight club.
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH YOUR LIFE?

the guy from the Twisted Sister video
USA - Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 14:44:20 (EST)
um, apparently Nina Hagen is doing show tunes
"The songs we have recorded for BIGBAND-EXPLOSION are like sacred butterflies, each of them telling, singing, swinging a healing story from the heart of human-experiences.
And itīs these great musicians of America,who inspired us so greatly - the country, where the blues and itīs singers and players, the Jazz and many more amazing styles of music and songs came and still come from !
I always treasured these butterflies since a long time, but now I was finally able to set them free on this album... "

Hans Ivanovitch <warning@thisis.weird>
USA - Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 14:41:35 (EST)
you don't need one if you're a kukabura

USA - Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 14:37:56 (EST)
AMERICANPEEPOWERAMERICANPEEPOWERAMERICANPEEPOWERAMERICANPEEPOWERAMERICANPEEPOWERAMERICANPEEPOWERAMERICANPEEPOWERAMERICANPEEPOWERAMERICANPEEPOWER
Urethra Franklin
USA - Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 14:30:42 (EST)
hey it ain't easy to get a saddle on a seal.
boris
- Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 14:29:49 (EST)
CANADIANSEA POWERCANADIANSEA POWERCANADIANSEA POWERCANADIANSEA POWERCANADIANSEA POWERCANADIANSEA POWERCANADIANSEA POWER
V. Snizz <canada.day@bennysnizz.com>
USA - Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 14:15:04 (EST)
why care about Man Ure? ever? important question: why do restaurant reviewers insist on using the term "to die for"?
boris
- Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 14:09:00 (EST)
and one fer doris to choke on
still sureptitious after all these beers
USA - Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 14:02:49 (EST)
So anybody seen that new hip slasher film The Jesus Chainsaw Massacre?

and did I hear the sound of an upcoming geeg breaking wind?

surreptitiously posting
USA - Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 13:57:51 (EST)
supposedly place for reasonable sox prices:
http://www.stubhub-tickets.com

boris
- Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 13:20:48 (EST)
Anything you want me to tell them while in Montreal this weekend?

WR
USA - Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 12:32:02 (EST)
Dallas News: Ted Theodore faces 133 charges, including loan-sharking, racketeering, issuing death threats and weapons possession. Four of his sons also are charged. If Ted Theodore is found guilty, it will be clear he is a part of organized crime. If he is a part of organized crime, how close was Jose Theodore to organized crime?
Kerry Fraser
- Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 12:23:50 (EST)
Hey! Look at my new golf cap!

USA - Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 12:14:21 (EST)
don't matter. TO took care of that last night. better get used to finishing mid-table....i did.
boris
scroot@northeastdivision.ca, - Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 11:13:09 (EST)
Has anyone seen my brother? I think he came down with the E Coli so I figured he was here.
Little Timmy's Brother, Little Jimmy
USA - Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 10:43:31 (EST)
This place is weird without a chaperone.
Boy Orbison
USA - Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 10:38:31 (EST)
Boris, that statement would be really funny if you switched "game 7" to "game 4"
V. Snizz
USA - Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 10:36:34 (EST)
BC-APNewsAlert,0024 CAIRO, Egypt (AP) - Egypt acknowledges for first time it has brother of al-Qaida's No. 2 man in prison.
The finest thief in all of cairo
USA - Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 10:34:59 (EST)
#122,222! I can't even count yet!
Chong Jr.
USA - Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 10:29:39 (EST)
This place is as dead as the celtics.
Chong
USA - Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 10:28:13 (EST)
morning email: "Wouldn't it be funny if the Bruins played the Habs again in the 1st round and Kovalev blew by Gonchar for the series winning goal in game 7?"
boris
- Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 09:48:56 (EST)
Ok so Probot is pretty good. Nice and loud. I also picked up the new decendents single. Not surprising but it's really bad. Song about not wanting to be a rock star because he misses his wife is a high point. On the other hand I got the human sexual response lp that I never actually heard before and I think its great.
Chong
USA - Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 03:06:33 (EST)
whoever posted that deserves a panty on their head
Evelle
USA - Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 01:56:46 (EST)
If you wanna hear real music just call me. I'm the guy with a snake on my face.

USA - Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 23:36:17 (EST)
Now don't be silly. Everyone knows *this* is the finest album ever recorded:

You have no idea how many hundreds of times I listened to this record.
KOL
USA - Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 19:11:12 (EST)


Chong - get "Come Get It I Got It" by David Holmes and the Free Association. It's not new, but it's the finest album on the planet.
TS
USA - Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 18:40:29 (EST)
FOX said it would open its 2004 baseball coverage April 16 when the Yankees visit the Red Sox in the first game between the teams that counts since Game 7 of the ALCS. It would be the network's first regular-season game in prime-time on a weeknight since 1998.
 
- Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 18:15:43 (EST)
Speaking of Starsky & Hutch: Don't give up on us, baby Don't make the wrong seem right The future isn't just one night It's written in the moonlight Painted on the stars We can't change ours
WR
USA - Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 16:35:36 (EST)
Is Pawtucket considered out of counrty?
V. Snizz
USA - Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 16:12:27 (EST)
Woah, a band that is described as soundling like Zen Arcade-era Husker Du, tommorrow night @ ASS20! Unfortunately, being the international jet setter that I am, I will be travelling out of the country. Do send my regards!
KOL
USA - Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 15:49:00 (EST)
ther's a punkin' rock show 2nite at the @SS-220
i loves me some @SS
USA - Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 15:44:19 (EST)
chong house evely fliday
hairy chapin
- Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 15:18:05 (EST)
BRITISHSEAPOWERISCONCERNEDABOUTUNIFIEDALBUMDESIGN!
VSNIZZ
USA - Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 13:27:53 (EST)
eh...i thought they sounded like ellison haha
The Sneak
USA - Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 13:19:38 (EST)
Great page %21
jjj <cdatdlive@mail.com>
- Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 13:09:08 (EST)
YESNEVERFORGETBRITISHSEAPOWER...ONLYEIGHTMOREDAYSANDTHENPROVIDENCESHALLSEETHELIGHT
Serge Gainsbourg
Portland, ME USA - Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 12:53:44 (EST)
& don't forget BritishSeaPowerBritishSeaPowerBritishSeaPowerBritishSeaPower....
WR
USA - Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 12:27:43 (EST)
I was just given Throw Rag and it's pretty good. Kindo like the Humpers - but a little slower. It's on BYO. I didn't even know BYO still existed.
Vanilla Snizz
USA - Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 11:35:50 (EST)
#122,000!! I rule!
Chong Jr.
USA - Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 11:18:47 (EST)
I thought the Desert sessions were on mans ruin and I thought that they folded? No? Yes? Stones and GBV? Thanks for the help. I dub you the QOTLA. (queen of the lurk-age). KOL now belongs to Pinchy.
Chong Jr.
USA - Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 11:15:32 (EST)
tron: broonz just got gonchar.
boris
- Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 11:06:29 (EST)
I know. The KOL dislikes ska and ZOX in particular. Just trying not to be helpful. I say go buy Exile on Main street and also the GBV new boxset. And maybe Summerteeth by Wilco and the latest Desert Sessions.
KOL
USA - Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 11:06:25 (EST)
Zox sound like ska with violins. Not my thing but thanks.
chong
USA - Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 10:32:35 (EST)
Chong, I think you might like the debut by the RI band "Zox". The kids seem to like it!
KOL
USA - Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 10:22:57 (EST)
I recommend MJ's hirsute heiny. Ok dear lurkers...Uncle Vic is headed back out west...fight the good fight and remember: God blesses only our pizza, none other. See ya next week and you'd better be at the gig. Or I will get you but good.
vic
USA - Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 09:29:09 (EST)
either immunize ICANN against lawsuits so they can do their increasingly difficult job (even though immunizing is troublesome) or make them a fed agency (which in any case any where is WICKED troublesome). it's only gonna get worse (by a lot) with advent of VOIP ('net-based phone) ...
boris
- Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 09:21:23 (EST)
And don't suggest the HELLDORADOS.
chong
USA - Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 08:38:43 (EST)
Ok, maybe I'll give it a try. Anyone recommend anything else that's kind of new? Feel like getting a record today.
chong
USA - Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 08:37:22 (EST)
Lyndon LaRouche 944 votes in MA.
TODD
USA - Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 08:31:39 (EST)
I heard probot...it sounds exactly like the style you would expect by the singers Grohl recruited. Example: Lemmy sounds like Motorhead, King Diamond sounds like King Diamond, etc. If you like mid 80's Metal, you'll love probot...if not, you'll hate it.
chef
USA - Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 08:30:55 (EST)
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If ICANN can't, who can?
USA - Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 08:18:52 (EST)
Haven't heard it yet but this is what 75 or less sez...
Dotes
USA - Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 07:47:02 (EST)
Has anyone actually heard what probot sound like?
chong
USA - Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 07:35:08 (EST)
I am honored to drop a load here and say thank you for attracting the attention of the porn bots.
Dotes
USA - Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 07:32:37 (EST)
I am honored to drop a line here and say thank you for keeping this great site online%2E
ebony sluts <wefgdfbdroom@hotmail.com>
- Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 06:18:54 (EST)
I miss lester. and i heart him too.
Lester's Lover
USA - Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 20:19:51 (EST)
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Punk-o-Matic
USA - Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 18:38:04 (EST)
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Punk-o-Matic
USA - Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 18:37:49 (EST)

It's The Sneak!
USA - Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 18:37:18 (EST)
Thanks, WR. Hey when do you know when your log has stopped moving?
link to Don's mouth here
USA - Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 17:09:38 (EST)
for me to poop in.
Don's pretty mouth
USA - Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 17:08:47 (EST)
Rocky Point. It'sa new sensation. Rocky Point. Won't you come alive. Rocky Point. Put down that PlaystationŪ. Rocky Point. Wait until log stops before standing.
Mr. Flume
USA - Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 17:00:10 (EST)
Damn, I still miss Rocky Point. Too many memories...mostly of being drunk and puking.
"Iron Chef"
USA - Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 16:30:52 (EST)
I was just in San Marcos and I didn't see a single Wal-Mart. As for Schott, she shoulda been shot.
vic
USA - Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 16:20:41 (EST)
Reds Owner Marge Schott Dies at 75
filling in for mo'Lester
USA - Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 15:53:49 (EST)
so they booted some priest who was accused of aiding and abetting narco-trafficking, only to see the return of the accused despot who ran the show thru bloody tonton macoute & and used fear of voodoo retribution on the populace. dog, what a frickin' bloodbath this is gonna be. even without oil.
boris
- Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 15:33:57 (EST)
I found this semi-crappy website.
WR
USA - Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 15:26:15 (EST)
Ah, WR, did not notice that. Funny that, eh? How bout that deserted Rocky Point? Weird. Do you have any pix of old Crescent Park in your vast refeference stockpile?
MJŪ
USA - Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 15:06:36 (EST)
Now how do the Dems think we can protect ourselves?
WR
USA - Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 15:00:35 (EST)
post-script to MJ's link. did you notice the related advertising link at the bottom of the article was for WALMART garden centers?
WR
USA - Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 14:51:34 (EST)
You're all invited.

WR
USA - Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 14:44:50 (EST)
This one's for me- Walmart's on the ballot in three Cali communities today. Read about a brave motherfucker and a friend of the Blob, Al Norman and his continued fight against the MAN.
MJŪ
USA - Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 14:42:42 (EST)
I just fulfilled my civic duty under a false name. Anyone want me to vote for them?
WR
USA - Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 13:48:45 (EST)
KOL, your favorite uncle vic will be back in time for the 13th's festivities, unfortunately...and I'll still be in possession of my dirty filthy stinking rotten appendix
God Bless Uncle Vic
USA - Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 12:31:28 (EST)
camera wasn't disposable -- merely operated by someone using tequila. worked great 'til the OAS* done broke it.
 
- Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 11:50:00 (EST)


USA - Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 11:47:44 (EST)
mets sign Jeo Weong Seo! Finally!
chong
USA - Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 11:42:54 (EST)
warrant issued for actor Wesley Snipes
Flegg
USA - Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 11:40:59 (EST)
VERO BEACH, Fla. (AP) - Jose Canseco can now focus on being an actor or an author rather than a baseball player. As expected, the Los Angeles Dodgers informed the former slugger Tuesday that they weren't interested in his services.
JBOD
USA - Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 11:39:33 (EST)
Disposable camera for a disposable band.
Dennis Miller
USA - Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 11:35:19 (EST)
hey mj, i gave you a fat shout out on my website! And thanks for the advice on NN. I will have STRUTT play instead
chong
USA - Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 11:25:13 (EST)
Okay one more thing-Chong, I had NN play at my barbecue once and they stunk. They spent the entire set with their greasy little fingers in the chips bag and farting into the mic with their mouths.
MJŪ
USA - Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 11:22:48 (EST)
One more thing. Just think, ole Vnailla Snizz was not only sportin' a certain pair of high and tight white shorts under them sweats, he was also sporting the festering fingerlike organ soon to unleash the Passion of the Appendicitis!
MJŪ
USA - Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 11:20:27 (EST)
I got a raise from lurking too much too, KOL.
MJŪ
USA - Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 11:18:17 (EST)
Hey shit you're right, chef. I got all my news from Lester. Lester come back. I'm going to turn into a blubbering/ smoking/ kamikaze-wearing/ idiot without ye!
MJŪ
USA - Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 11:17:39 (EST)
Oddly, I got a raise for lurking so much. Vic if you are going to be away, who is going to 'beat the skins' on the 13th? And who is gonna play drums that night?
KOL
USA - Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 11:01:44 (EST)
= $8,625,000 for every AFC championship game interception
boris
- Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 10:58:24 (EST)
INDIANAPOLIS (AP) - Peyton Manning and the Indianapolis Colts agreed to a $99.2 million, seven-year contract, The Associated Press learned Tuesday. The contract includes a $34.5 million signing bonus
JBOD
USA - Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 10:27:50 (EST)
"The Passion of the Fishin' Musician featuring Plectrum Iscariot"
 
- Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 10:22:59 (EST)
HI! Is BENNY SIZZLER still a band?
JBOD
USA - Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 10:20:19 (EST)
after today you WON'T have ol' Uncle Vic to KICK around for a while...
vic
USA - Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 10:19:26 (EST)

 
- Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 10:02:25 (EST)
oh! and God bless pizza
vic
USA - Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 09:44:47 (EST)
surprise, surprise, surprise.....
Chong
USA - Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 09:44:21 (EST)
I heard rumor of what was under Vanilla's green Utah Jazz sweat trousers. Go to NYC to find out for sure.
vic
USA - Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 09:43:50 (EST)
i know not what i do
pinchy
USA - Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 09:40:56 (EST)
Dex?
timmy
USA - Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 09:27:26 (EST)
careful pinchy
boris
- Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 09:09:23 (EST)
was that you I saw doing wheelies on Main St, Dexter?
WR
USA - Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 08:51:08 (EST)
You like the skate picture? You should see me on my wheel-chair!!
Dexter
Bakefield, USA - Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 08:38:32 (EST)
Look like she trying to rumphump sword!


pinchy
USA - Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 08:24:02 (EST)
Mean Joe shouldn't smoke...it makes him look like a girl.
chef
USA - Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 07:59:03 (EST)

 
- Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 07:57:58 (EST)

 
- Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 07:50:26 (EST)

 
- Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 07:49:05 (EST)
alrighty chongmeister...look for the invitation in the mail, or maybe Ed McMahon will deliver it personally.
chef
USA - Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 07:36:57 (EST)
Whuh? What happen to lester? He have no job like everyone in sizzler?
Chong
USA - Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 07:36:45 (EST)
Hey chef, when you do move back you should get NN to play my cookout. We'll have it at your place and I'll show up late.
Chong
USA - Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 07:35:36 (EST)
Damn do I miss lester...now I have to search for my owm news
chef
USA - Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 07:06:50 (EST)
Who doesn't heart T-Buck...he's just a big loveable ape of a man with a beautiful thespian butt!
chef
USA - Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 07:06:10 (EST)
Nice site. Easy to use.
asian art <mosddelswanted@hotmail.com>
- Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 03:17:55 (EST)
Nice site! Well done !
anime <webdasders@hotmail.com>
- Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 03:17:46 (EST)
interesting web site...
fat naked women <chatporn@hotmail.com>
- Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 03:17:45 (EST)
I heart T Buck.
Jennifer
Providence, RI USA - Monday, March 01, 2004 at 22:47:35 (EST)

 
- Monday, March 01, 2004 at 20:27:10 (EST)
I leave you lurkers tonight on this note, my actual horror-scope for today: "If you feel like you are toiling endlessly and nothing is changing, this is probably true." Good day.
vic
USA - Monday, March 01, 2004 at 19:04:04 (EST)
God bless all our pizzas...even Lester...
vic
USA - Monday, March 01, 2004 at 18:28:47 (EST)
That prick Lester was askin' fer it.

USA - Monday, March 01, 2004 at 18:27:53 (EST)
will miss sir les.
boris
- Monday, March 01, 2004 at 18:21:45 (EST)
actually, that was Lester's career
vic
USA - Monday, March 01, 2004 at 17:58:19 (EST)
But Ma, I'm a surfer not a learner!
Middleblob Nightschool Teenblob
USA - Monday, March 01, 2004 at 17:56:48 (EST)
I think that was Lester crossing the road.
Vanilla Snizz
USA - Monday, March 01, 2004 at 17:55:02 (EST)
apparently in Iraq, it takes mere seconds to die...as for Burma Road, yes that sh!t is for real and I don't mean that beautiful dump
vic
USA - Monday, March 01, 2004 at 17:41:34 (EST)
PS-is that Burma Road scenario fo real? My fucking DUMP is over there for chrisakes!
MJŪ
USA - Monday, March 01, 2004 at 17:31:05 (EST)
Vic, no shit that chopper was two miles away? it couldn't even be heard? No whir whir of the blades? Wow. Someday I hope I'm lucky enough to have my lights snuffed as steathily.
MJŪ
USA - Monday, March 01, 2004 at 17:29:43 (EST)
woman carjacked on Broadway, assaulted and forced to drive to Burma Road...coppers currently swarming
hot off the "press"
USA - Monday, March 01, 2004 at 17:05:25 (EST)
you should see this flick, The Passion of the Pizza...fuckin' sick...
vic
USA - Monday, March 01, 2004 at 17:02:33 (EST)
the guy I share a "cube" with just said "tapered shaft" to some dude on the phone
vic
USA - Monday, March 01, 2004 at 16:47:13 (EST)
@ss passion = some funny sh!t...MJ, that Apache was like a fuckin' mile or two away...Iraqis had NO idea what hit 'em
vic
USA - Monday, March 01, 2004 at 16:45:00 (EST)
"knwo"=fuck you, and "rad" =fuck you
Spallcheck
USA - Monday, March 01, 2004 at 16:14:54 (EST)
Yo KOL. I got it on close authority that that dude "Benjy" is a fucking poser doosh. A "punk" the likes of which WR rants about earlier.
MJŪ
USA - Monday, March 01, 2004 at 16:13:00 (EST)
I'm back. Just two trips to the big city today. That's all. And for someone who lives in the Blob, it's like the fucking passion of my ASS hauling my fucking cross down Rte. 95. Anyway. Vic, how come those iraquis don;t seem to knwo there's an Apache hovering like twenty meters away. They appear to be taking their sweet time sauntering back and fro across the rad.
MJŪ
USA - Monday, March 01, 2004 at 16:11:27 (EST)
the aforementioned action in Iraq...
vic
USA - Monday, March 01, 2004 at 15:16:22 (EST)
all belo web properties allow use of same login. see also dallASS morning news site. all yr session info -- & surf habits -- contained in a handy SQL server database.
boris
- Monday, March 01, 2004 at 15:14:51 (EST)
coincidence? maybe, maybe not; by the way, kill your radio
vic
USA - Monday, March 01, 2004 at 15:12:54 (EST)
God bless pizza! Everyone!
tiny Tim Tim
USA - Monday, March 01, 2004 at 14:55:18 (EST)
i just signed in to some newspaper website in idaho. it looked just like the blowjo's sign in page so i used my blojo email+password.
and it worked.
i find this to be somewhat ominous, somehow.

consterned citizen <grab_tit@big.brother>
USA - Monday, March 01, 2004 at 14:39:14 (EST)
that dude eaten by the creepers, some sick sh!t...
vic
USA - Monday, March 01, 2004 at 13:03:54 (EST)
I hate to tell the lurk at large, but ol' vic's goin' back to Cali.
vic
USA - Monday, March 01, 2004 at 12:54:32 (EST)
Pet spider kills its owner
A MAN who lived in his own “zoo” of lizards and insects was fatally bitten by a pet black widow spider — then eaten by the other creepy-crawlies.

yikes
USA - Monday, March 01, 2004 at 12:50:37 (EST)
Other attractions include locals carving penises out of daikon (radish), children and young women sitting astride penis-shaped seesaws for good luck and fertility blessings, as well as a seated banquet in the compound of Kanamara Jinja (aka Wakamiya Hachiman-gu shrine) where the phallic radishes are auctioned. All are welcome to take part in the festival's parade and banquet, which includes dancing and karaoke singing. Many revelers, Japanese and foreigners alike, turn out in kimono, Edo period attire or drag for this two-day event of phallic fun which is also attended by many of the area's community leaders and civic dignitaries.
P. Nis (is the new punK)
USA - Monday, March 01, 2004 at 12:47:11 (EST)
Was talking to someone who grew up with the frontman for 'Good' Charlotte. He said that the guy was an excellent baseball player in high school, wore denim designer overalls with one suspender up, and one suspender down, and always dated the prettiest and most popular girls. Gee what a shock. Sounds like Jordan Knight or something.
The KOL
USA - Monday, March 01, 2004 at 12:46:33 (EST)
Something else to worry about: "When did punk become so politically correct? When did "punk" shows become "emo"? What was once a loud, obnoxious, fast and fun experience has become radical anti-male feminist cause tables and boys standing around and acting broken hearted. Punks are supposed to be disgusted by touchy feely hippie ideals and culture not cuddling up with them. What's next? Are you going to skip off to the Warped Tour with your new Phish Head friend? Today's "punk" bands have robbed the sacred ideals of the punk movement and poisoned it old hippie rhetoric. What was once a brother and sisterhood of music and culture has been forsaken. Now every 14-year-old girl in a baby doll with a credit card can buy her way in at the local Hot Topic. Mike Ness of Social Distortion said, "I remember when punk was dangerous". It still is, only now the liberals have stolen it and are now selling their lies through it."
WR
USA - Monday, March 01, 2004 at 12:36:53 (EST)
Two words for Vic
MJŪ
USA - Monday, March 01, 2004 at 12:30:18 (EST)
WR, word on the street is that LESTER has left the building and I'm fucking pissed about it.
MJŪ
USA - Monday, March 01, 2004 at 12:29:08 (EST)
Nuthin' funnier than when TV's beloved sitcoms release BLOOPER reels! Fucking LAUGHS!!!!!!!!!
MJŪ
USA - Monday, March 01, 2004 at 12:27:44 (EST)
Ahh, it's so nice to have you all back in form. But where is Lester?
WR
USA - Monday, March 01, 2004 at 12:27:23 (EST)
Hey how can I git me a copy of that Hyphen vid, Chef? I gots some youngin's that'd cream their spandex watchin' that shiz. Chong you are very funny. Cheers without the humor. But have you seen that OUTAKE reel from Cheers. Fucking HILARIOUS.
MJŪ
USA - Monday, March 01, 2004 at 12:26:13 (EST)
Hey Vic!
Chong
USA - Monday, March 01, 2004 at 11:49:28 (EST)
Chong Sr. has a funny ring to it...
vic
USA - Monday, March 01, 2004 at 11:43:07 (EST)
Babes only has access to sadness. It alot like CHEERS but without the humor. Kinda like WINGS in a bar setting.
Chong
USA - Monday, March 01, 2004 at 11:09:25 (EST)
Me hope Hood answer mom is wet nurse!
Chong Jr.
USA - Monday, March 01, 2004 at 11:05:02 (EST)
Yeah, almost as good as the suck website
WR
USA - Monday, March 01, 2004 at 10:54:35 (EST)
cheffy all set .... 1st # gave voice msg to fax to different # (421-3909).... all good ....
boris
- Monday, March 01, 2004 at 10:46:39 (EST)
Chong will be at wet nurse classes?
V. Snizz
USA - Monday, March 01, 2004 at 10:46:18 (EST)
Does Babes have internet access?
Drugsy
USA - Monday, March 01, 2004 at 10:45:35 (EST)
Chong will be no show at next show. Will want full report on between song witty banter.
Chong
USA - Monday, March 01, 2004 at 10:44:48 (EST)
My idea of a good time is going to another country and reading the phone book.
Vanilla Snizz
USA - Monday, March 01, 2004 at 10:40:08 (EST)
Great NN website cheffy. I hope you cook better than you uhmmm.... make websites.
Chong
USA - Monday, March 01, 2004 at 10:39:11 (EST)

html sucks
USA - Monday, March 01, 2004 at 10:20:17 (EST)
yeah yeah it's me, vic
vic
USA - Monday, March 01, 2004 at 10:18:59 (EST)


chef
USA - Monday, March 01, 2004 at 10:18:09 (EST)
when will you die?
WR
USA - Monday, March 01, 2004 at 10:14:28 (EST)
Boris, I emaild you Word.doc stuff to ***@verizon.net Thanks a billion mate.
chef
USA - Monday, March 01, 2004 at 10:12:48 (EST)
oh well...guess I forgot how to link a simple picture...duh anyway the pic is at http://home.mchsi.com/~ratfink44/wsb/html/view.cgi-photo.html--SiteID-647105.html
chef
USA - Monday, March 01, 2004 at 10:08:05 (EST)
...wait, I had a link there...I messed up, I'll try that again...
chef...
USA - Monday, March 01, 2004 at 10:07:14 (EST)
Old Dexter can still skate?!? Who woulda thunk it...
Chef
USA - Monday, March 01, 2004 at 10:05:43 (EST)
cheffy i sit about ten feet from a fax, blast away if u want...
boris
- Monday, March 01, 2004 at 09:56:31 (EST)
Yo "cheffy", I'm jealous, I'm enjoying my last day of unemployment! Will go to Narry park later.
Dexter
Bakefield, USA - Monday, March 01, 2004 at 09:51:39 (EST)
Sure did go to Ocean Bowl...skated like a champion (Frontside ollies on Half Pipe)...and I'm goin' again today!!!!
Cheffy
USA - Monday, March 01, 2004 at 09:33:26 (EST)
Hey MJ, a little birdy flew down here and dropped off a copy of the infamous "Hyphen" Video...holy crap was that fun!! I didn't remember that Apostrophe S had a mullet!!...Best scene, Chore boy with Shower Cap condom!!
"Iron Chef"
USA - Monday, March 01, 2004 at 09:32:27 (EST)
"Iron Chef", RIBET-RIBET !! You go to the Ocean Bowl Sat. ?
Dexter
bakefield, USA - Monday, March 01, 2004 at 09:31:15 (EST)
Anyone have access to a fax machine...I see a job in the Providence Urinal, but closest fax is to far away today... If someone could give me their email addy, I could send Word.doc Resume and cover letter, and you could fax...I would be heavily indebted for your services....pretty please...
"Iron Chef"
USA - Monday, March 01, 2004 at 09:27:11 (EST)
Never take travel advice from someone who LIVES in middletown.....
Chong
USA - Monday, March 01, 2004 at 09:23:04 (EST)
Dont mind me, I cant spall this early in the day...also, Look in the Montreal phonebook and see how many "Chabot's" you can count...seems my family is popular way up yonder.
"Iron Chef"
USA - Monday, March 01, 2004 at 09:21:54 (EST)
Montreal: So many good restaurants..."Toque" being the best (French...lots o'french in Montreal)...Le Foufont Electrique used to be a great bar/club on Saint Catherine's St (Ask Plectrum!)...Also tons of great food, art, sightseeing etc in old town. Saint Catherine's St has a ton of bars, shops, restaurants, punks, snow, galleries, beggers, etc. For Architecture, check out the old churches. Don't listen to Mean Joe...Montreal is a BLAST!!! I've never had a bad time trhere!
"Iron Chef"
USA - Monday, March 01, 2004 at 09:20:29 (EST)
Hey WR, i got a suggestion of where to go in Montreal.
MJŪ
USA - Monday, March 01, 2004 at 08:51:59 (EST)
All you well-traveled lurkers--going to Montreal this weekend. Suggestions for restaurant, clubs, or bars?
WR
USA - Monday, March 01, 2004 at 08:18:05 (EST)
ok, ok, we get the hint--increment by increment
WR
USA - Monday, March 01, 2004 at 08:04:20 (EST)
What band?
Chong
USA - Monday, March 01, 2004 at 07:47:44 (EST)
march 13th: the mighty BENNY SIZZLER (note all caps) at the green room. aloha. vic you are required, by your own admission, to do nothing. call it the billy squier's ransom.
boris
- Sunday, February 29, 2004 at 18:39:57 (EST)
BRITISHSEAPOWERBRITISHSEAPOWERBRITISHSEAPOWER. BRITISHSEAPOWERBRITISHSEAPOWERBRITISHSEAPOWER. ONLYELEVENDAYSLEFTANDBESIDESBENNYSIZZLERPLAYING PROVIDENCETHISISTHEONLYOTHERGIGWHICHMEANSANYTHING THISBANDOUTPIXIESTHEPIXIESANDOUTSMITHSTHESMITHS ANDTHEYHAVERUSSIANPEASANTSASROADIESWHOCOULDASKFOR ANYTHINGMOREROCKANDROLLSTOPWAITINGFORGUNSNROSESTO COMETOTOWNANDCHECKOUTTHISBANDTAKETHEMONEYYOUWEREGOING TOSPENDONGUITARSTRINGSTHEHANDJOBYOUWEREGOINGTOPAYTHE PARKINGGARAGEATTENDANTANDBOUNCERATTHESTRANDANDSEETHIS FUCKINGBAND
Serge Gainsbourg
Portland, ME USA - Sunday, February 29, 2004 at 15:01:45 (EST)
This is the kind of hipster I am.

Vanilla Snizz, USA - Saturday, February 28, 2004 at 20:38:35 (EST)
dex you got dicky v
boris
- Saturday, February 28, 2004 at 14:11:30 (EST)
hey brad I went to the link you gave me to ebay-the one you said was "for me" and all I got was some words saying it was an "invalid" item. Was that the part that was the joke?
MJŪ
USA - Saturday, February 28, 2004 at 13:01:09 (EST)
Obviously completely wrong. The Consummate Hipster: newbies bow to him, everyone else just stares, as he swagger down the street with
You are the Consummate Hipster. Newbies bow to
you, everyone else just stares, as you swagger
down the street with "Little Green
Bag" stuck in your head.

What Kind of Hipster Are You?
brought to you by Quizilla

WR
USA - Saturday, February 28, 2004 at 09:55:47 (EST)
Here's one for MJ!
Brad Religion
USA - Saturday, February 28, 2004 at 09:43:59 (EST)
imagine being the dood whose job it is to approve/reject stuff being sold on eBay. the stories that dood could tell. btw, they did pull that Navy F-14 Hornet -- once the auctions story made home page of netscape.com. the obvious next stop....eBay: 21st century slave trader.
boris
- Saturday, February 28, 2004 at 09:36:11 (EST)

Chong
USA - Saturday, February 28, 2004 at 06:54:02 (EST)
You mean this album? I sell you cheap!

/b>
Chong
USA - Saturday, February 28, 2004 at 06:50:12 (EST)
good work today dirty...the rest of the lurk could learn a little something from you...not sure what that would be but a little something; on that note, good day good lurk...Benny, see you manana circa 1400 hours
vic
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 18:51:44 (EST)
straw dogs nyet, google re-design da, to all a g'nite.........>
boris
- Friday, February 27, 2004 at 18:33:57 (EST)
wait....possible bum steer...will look at least until arrival of dinner doorbell...
boris
- Friday, February 27, 2004 at 18:20:17 (EST)
veek there's vinyl straw dogs around though my guess is cost approacheth "you're kidding me" $$ range.

anyone see pic of google re-design, as interpreted by shepard fairey. looked pretty good to these (non-designer) eyes...

boris
- Friday, February 27, 2004 at 18:16:40 (EST)
good eye Procaccini...good eye...
vic
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 17:54:59 (EST)
I have digital F.U.'s in the form of Straw Dogs on tape...it's quite sad actually.
vic
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 17:53:27 (EST)
"The split-second that soldier is removed from contact [wherever the incident took place], he is officially listed as 'wounded', regardless of whether he then dies 3 seconds or minutes or hours or days or months later, as a direct result of injuries sustained in the contact. Deaths in transit to the U.S., or after soldiers return home are also excluded completely, or become 'accidental deaths'. This is how Wolfowitz and his people massage the figures, and how the American public is misled." - 1,188 (not 528) Americans Killed in Iraq
Proctor's Gamble Report
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 17:52:55 (EST)
Vic, you gots a digital FU's?
Vanilla Snizz
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 17:41:31 (EST)
where in the world is Zippy the Pinhead?

WR
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 17:37:29 (EST)
"because only a true friend can leave pawprints in your heart..." Oh no, they didn't...
WR
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 17:14:24 (EST)
dot net
WR
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 17:08:02 (EST)
and quite maddening indeed...indeed...
vic
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 16:53:23 (EST)
good answer
vic
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 16:49:30 (EST)
this game is MADDENING!
wanna buy a duck?
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 16:49:23 (EST)
[A] An intriguing question, and one which needs a little delving into the history of the cinema to answer. I have seen it argued in all seriousness that a movie trailer is analogous to the scent trail of a drag race, so trailing an advertisement before the audience in the expectation (or, at least, the hope) that it will be followed. But the real story is more prosaic. Back in the days when most film programmes were presented as double features, the piece of film advertising a forthcoming attraction was originally attached by the cinema projectionist to the end of the reel that contained the B feature or supporting film, so that it was shown between it and the main feature—so trailing the supporting film. These days, as you say, when cinemas usually show just the one feature film, the previews of forthcoming attractions have to be run before it to ensure a captive audience, so making the name puzzlingly inaccurate. It’s more of a technological fossil than a linguistic one.
WR
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 16:37:31 (EST)
Zombie!
KOL <http://www.dawnofthedeadmovie.net/>
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 16:33:15 (EST)
helps a wicked lot if you're not a comprehensible librarian.
boris
- Friday, February 27, 2004 at 16:32:27 (EST)
KOL, got a linky link to that trailer? and why is it a trailer if it comes first?
vic
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 16:29:21 (EST)
dirty doris wins the squire's ransom in a landslide; I'll have you know I combed the dusty corners of Google for those and found nary a GD lie-ric
vic
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 16:22:31 (EST)
Zombie movies rule

The original is a classic. I can't wait to see this. Check out the trailer!
KOL
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 15:57:30 (EST)


Hey look me over I'm a son of Iran
and the word of the prophet's in my blood
and you can keep on clutchin your flag and your bible
but it's not gonna do you any good
On the day I was born, Lord, my momma cried out
"All those infidels are really gonna pay!"
Cos I'm a holy motherfucker and a yank-killin' rocker
Ready for martyrdom today

Young fast Iranians!
Now goin to the border, never comin back
Goin to the border for a suicide attack
Come on baby, tie your veil down tight
I'm a one-way rocket to paradise tonight

We are young! Fast! Praise god we are Iranian!
Hey, hit the pedal I'm a-ready to roll
There's a Holy War callin my name
When I hear em prayin Lord, I lose all control
It's got my trigger finger startin to shake
Well pass that koran, get the radio on
It's time to listen to our favorite DJ
We got the Rockin Ayatollah and he's burnin it down
24 hours a day!

boris
- Friday, February 27, 2004 at 15:57:13 (EST)
could someone please tell me why everybody is SO far up the @ss of all these ex-arab-on-g@ydar noise monkey bands? jesus h. gibson on a concrete bicycle, HOW ABOUT A LITTLE GRATING NOISE TO GO WITH YOUR HIPSTER PRETENSION, HUH?
Little Boy Blew <BennySizzler@rules.world>
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 15:55:13 (EST)
sweet sweet justice...signed, Uncle Vic

USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 15:44:48 (EST)
WR, focus on one thing and one thing only: Refeference.
vic
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 15:41:32 (EST)
hmmm...is that some type of offer, MJ? And Vic your postings are becoming an awful lot like Doris'--not long & convoluted but completely incomprehensible.
WR
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 15:34:41 (EST)
MJ, you will not receive a squire's ransom.
vic
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 15:27:27 (EST)
Vic. I think the lyrics go like this: refeference liberrians are soo soo sooooo hot. I like to make out with them.
MJŪ
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 15:26:08 (EST)
A squire's ransom to any lurker that can produce the PROPER lyrics to the F.U.'s', "Young, Fast Iranians"...get crackin'!
vic
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 15:15:17 (EST)
WR, if this was of your doing, then perhaps...perhaps...:"Hey Chong, that Universal Refeference Locater that you posted to direct people to the post about your "group" wasn't too long and convoluted or anything."
vic
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 15:12:52 (EST)

WR
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 14:56:16 (EST)
Is someone making fun of my profession?
WR
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 14:35:57 (EST)
Great moments in Benny history

USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 14:24:24 (EST)
p.s.: Refeference
vic
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 14:19:03 (EST)
KOL, noted. MJ, I like my pigs long and my pot: black.
vic
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 14:18:21 (EST)
I like my men long and my URL short.
MJŪ
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 14:15:06 (EST)
Well if I spoke with Paul today I would have to say, and I quote "Pot. Kettle. Black."
V Snizz
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 14:09:50 (EST)
Vic. Naw. He wants to do a radio program like he did in the 1980's.
KOL
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 14:07:54 (EST)
do you think Buddy will run for mayor again when he gets outta the joint?
vic
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 14:05:54 (EST)
hot diggity dog, a fan!
vic
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 13:13:01 (EST)
Oh yeah, Paul Westerberg once said to me after a Nation set, "You guys suck. Only kidding...you dress well."
"Iron Chef"
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 13:12:50 (EST)
Chong, I was referring to the group in my shorts. If you want to be a fan of this group that'd be great. Maybe you could do something about the afore mentioned fatwa?
Vanilla Snizz
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 12:24:58 (EST)
Chong, I was referring to the group in my shorts. If you want to be a fan of this group that'd be great. Maybe you could do something about the afore mentioned fatwa?
Vanilla Snizz
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 12:15:44 (EST)
That like say " there is group of benny sizzler fan waiting to buy ticket for show". Name of group is Lester.
Chong
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 11:50:40 (EST)
Hey Vanilla, how can you have a group of one?
Chong
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 11:25:01 (EST)
(New York-AP) -- A judge in New York has dismissed the securities fraud charge against Martha Stewart.
Chong
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 11:21:40 (EST)
Snore.........
WR
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 11:18:55 (EST)
There is an ongoing fatwa on my group.
Vanilla Snizz
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 11:08:33 (EST)
Hey SUG, you are a twat. The only time anyone ever wrote about your "group" was when they made you have to register with the town every time you change your address. You right wally tit.
Chong
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 11:01:24 (EST)
which one is the wrinkled old lying racist (dead) fuck?

USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 10:58:44 (EST)
prithee why is that, donosaur jr?
boris
- Friday, February 27, 2004 at 10:57:40 (EST)
explain

USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 10:54:06 (EST)
Refeference
vic
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 10:52:17 (EST)
Hey Chong, that Universal Refeference Locater that you posted to direct people to the post about your "group" wasn't too long and convoluted or anything.
Short URL God
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 10:37:47 (EST)
Jose will take the 2 points and probably won't see you in the playoffs.
Don Jr.
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 10:33:57 (EST)
KOL, I'm not sure I want to know the circumstances that precipitaded a Nick Carter Smackdown.
Don
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 10:31:23 (EST)
morgue
vic
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 10:28:51 (EST)
what does Don have in common with Bernie Williams?
vic
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 09:48:44 (EST)
it's Friday
vic
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 09:38:11 (EST)
BENNY SIZZLER ROTS!!!!
Pinchy
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 08:57:14 (EST)
Go Chong! But I may have you beat. Nik Carter of BCN called ME an asshole and a dickhead on the air at 3 pm on a Friday afternoon, a couple of years ago. Whatever nik, go back to jerking off on your girlfriend's answering machine you fucking tool.
KOL
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 08:15:05 (EST)
nice little game by theodore. i'll take the point and see youse in the playoffs.
boris
- Friday, February 27, 2004 at 07:29:44 (EST)
I'm a ledgend.
Chong
USA - Friday, February 27, 2004 at 06:59:43 (EST)
Why go and see The Darkness when for $3.99 one can buy a jug of Elmer's glue to inhale and listen to Motley Crew's 'Too Fast For Love'lp on the wrong speed in the parent's basement??
Serge Gainsbourg
Portland, ME USA - Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 21:24:13 (EST)
cruel cruel lurk...
vic
USA - Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 19:03:48 (EST)
hold a mirror up to your crotch, vic.
i left my yobs in Yonkers
USA - Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 18:16:17 (EST)
some one has yet to explain "super yobs" to mine satisfaction
vic
USA - Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 17:26:37 (EST)
uhm...you do...?
vic
USA - Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 16:00:33 (EST)
HEY VIC--WHO LOVES YA, BABY?

WR
USA - Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 15:54:37 (EST)
nice, um, boots, WR!
heehee
USA - Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 15:38:26 (EST)
lester is that your a.d.d.?
Lurkus Welby, M.D.
USA - Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 15:37:34 (EST)
looks like someone responded to the pen!s pills email
WR
USA - Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 15:30:53 (EST)
lester is that your add?
KOL
USA - Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 15:13:46 (EST)
how about some roadside footage of a grizzly Apache fucking the bomb out of some Iraqis blowing an attempted set?
grizzlies do it gerbil-style
USA - Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 15:13:40 (EST)
is anyone interested in some grisly footage of an Apache helicopter blowing the fuck out of some Iraqis attempting to set a roadside bomb?
vic
USA - Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 14:39:06 (EST)
vic is ultimately unknowable
vic
USA - Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 14:36:47 (EST)
What lurkers know of the true vulgarity of the dirty rotten hippy formerly known as vic?
Vanilla Snizz
USA - Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 14:33:00 (EST)
Dozens of dimwits have been hospitalized with bizarre self-inflicted injuries. Cooley residents often drive cars with cardboard sunscreens still covering the windshield, try to iron their clothes while wearing them and jump off buildings dressed as Superman because they think the cape enables them to fly. The Town Council recently outlawed Superman capes, for residents' protection.
this sounds like a monty python skit

D.B.Gumby
USA - Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 14:22:57 (EST)
this is the dirty hippie vic kicking most honorable @ss of chong

USA - Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 14:17:29 (EST)
Hey WR -- someone's looking for you.
Lester
USA - Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 14:16:39 (EST)
I think I'd rather stay in the dark, thank you very munch.
vic
USA - Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 14:05:33 (EST)
dead-on, drugsy. funny how perle just up and resigned today. take money, run.

windows xp has a desktop color that is very close to a certain poopy brown. i highly recommend it. if all you have on your desktop is (yeller) folders.....well let me tell you....quite simply, it's benny nirvana.

boris
- Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 14:02:46 (EST)
Let the bidding for Darkness tickets begin!
Lester
USA - Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 14:00:39 (EST)
And all this time I thought it was a venal sin! Well, break out the crisco and sears catalog!
KOL
USA - Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 13:53:42 (EST)
No boris, I believe they are making us look exacly like what we is.
Drugsy
USA - Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 13:48:51 (EST)
good news for Lester
WR
USA - Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 13:47:03 (EST)
me thinks lurk is sleeping--snore
WR
USA - Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 13:44:45 (EST)
sensing lurk broke...
vic
USA - Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 13:35:43 (EST)
vic is not a dirty stinking rotten hippy, signed, vic
vic
USA - Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 12:47:10 (EST)
really, i can't get enough of this administration making the US look like bigger idiots than we actually are.
boris
- Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 12:14:09 (EST)
That's Johnny Damon? I thought it was a movie still from "The Passion".
"Iron Chef"
USA - Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 11:44:04 (EST)
Johnny Damon is now a dirty, stinking hippy.

Lester
USA - Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 09:26:56 (EST)
Someone wants to kill the lead singer of the Darkness.
Lobster
USA - Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 09:10:39 (EST)
RIP -- Stanislaw Ryniak.
The good news is he outlived the Third Reich by nearly 60 years.

Lester
USA - Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 08:26:10 (EST)
Wearing a diaper and crapping in your pants will not get you hired at the local Catholic school.
Lester
USA - Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 07:54:49 (EST)
Holy shit! Shirley Temple of Doom! I went to see them at the Safari once, solely because I liked their name.
Lester
USA - Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 07:29:23 (EST)
"very perturbed 2.5cm" = very funny
boris
- Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 07:25:17 (EST)
I hear Bling Kong's live show is the bee's knees.

"Bling Kong is a nice guy so he created a show for you all to feel nice. He's bringing a rock band with three drummers, a cheerleading squad, and some video ninjas to keep you A.D.D. fuckers who don't dance entertained."
Lester
USA - Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 07:22:17 (EST)


Is this band any good?
Jonah Andrade <notso@bright.com>
Phoenix, AZ USA - Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 00:29:43 (EST)
the darkness sold out before they ever printed a ticket
Hedwig
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 22:27:51 (EST)
120,000!
whee!
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 22:25:26 (EST)
the lurkers gather 'round the melty pot

USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 21:05:13 (EST)
alright el douche...i bid thee a fondu
vic
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 19:53:33 (EST)
or in my case, that word with a D.
boris
- Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 19:42:34 (EST)
as in "touché"?
vic
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 19:27:16 (EST)
see? then i go and fuck it up anyway. what a retard.
 
- Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 19:25:06 (EST)
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- Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 19:22:19 (EST)
serge/'decline of british sea power'. jose theodore/Canadiens goalie. soon to be jailed with his four brothers & father on dozens (DOZENS i tell ye) of racketeering charges...or will be as soon as someone teaches one person in canada how to spall 'racketeering'.
boris
- Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 19:17:50 (EST)
sad thing is i got most of it except for the sergio part. "Decline of Western Civilization" record?
Donald Deagan
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 18:58:54 (EST)
dirty why don't you just write your missives in freakin' Greek?
vic
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 18:36:04 (EST)
...or should I say Jose The Odor.
 
- Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 18:29:28 (EST)
not me don but i (heart) sin-e. would provide an html accent aigu on the 'e' if you were worth the effort. some upcoming band name Bling Kong though. wtf. btw thx to sergio for leaving no choice but to get 'decline of'. good rekkid. 25 hours 'til theodoormat.
boris
- Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 18:25:14 (EST)
yo MJ, you'd love this...I'm listening to the news and they're interviewing people fresh from viewing the Passion of Jesus H. Christ on a Crooked Crutch and they're literally in tears, their lives forever changed
vic
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 18:12:24 (EST)
did the darkness sell out?
vic
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 17:21:23 (EST)
I see Bad Wizard are playing there. That chick who looked like Thunders was kinda hot, or maybe thats some weird Freudian thing I don't want to know. I just like Gibson guitars played loudly.
KOL
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 17:15:15 (EST)
Wot I'm saying is all you Irish mofos are a thirsty lot. Now get out of my country and into my car.
Billy Ocean
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 17:10:21 (EST)
that would be moi
Andre Agassi
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 17:07:18 (EST)
Hey, who's posting rock shots from sin-e.com? Hmmmm
Donald
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 17:06:00 (EST)
they are when they bash into ya
vic
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 17:05:58 (EST)
Note to you hatemongers: read Lester's post re: White Power.
Holier than thou
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 17:04:13 (EST)
Aren't drunken immigrants always illegal?
Regis
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 16:58:21 (EST)
aka gettin' the screws from the illegal drunken immigrants
vic
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 16:37:21 (EST)
Vic, that is called getting screwed by the notMan.
Donald
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 16:17:58 (EST)
yeah Lob, I got the hit n' run fuck AND his little uninsured motorist co-conspirator...right after the accident, some guy literally materialized out of the fog (in my nog.) and handed me a piece of paper with the dude's plate no. on it...then he disappeared just as quickly...anyway, I'll prolly have to garnish some serious wages for the next 10 fucking years to get any thing resembling recompense
vic
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 16:06:03 (EST)
And speaking of civil suits...
Lester
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 15:26:54 (EST)
Seriously Vic? You found the fucker?
Lester
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 15:21:35 (EST)
yeah? well what about MY civil suit?
vic
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 15:13:57 (EST)
"Did you jump the counter because you wanted to make sure everybody was dead?"

"No, I jumped the counter because the Smurf was talking shit."
Lester
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 15:00:12 (EST)


Wow. The Supreme Court ruled in favor of the seperation of church and state for once.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 14:49:19 (EST)
"thing was"
 
- Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 14:30:23 (EST)
clarify: randy did not fail chemical test, other guy did, and he's some politico. BG sez no word on whose coverage covered whom or what, so it's anyone's guess about civil action...the annoying this was this politico's lackeys swearing to the Urinal the next day that they'd never ever seen the guy have one beer. yup.
boris
- Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 14:29:45 (EST)
OH SNAP!
WR
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 14:29:00 (EST)
gratsi, dirty
vic
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 14:13:57 (EST)
Lobster, is that Randy Heim sh!t for real? Car crash of some sort?
vic
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 14:13:25 (EST)
yeah i wouldn't mess with that vic. the hittee failed chemical test @ site. not sure which hospital but guessing RI since it happened on route 10?
boris
- Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 14:12:46 (EST)
Maybe that picture was from this: "Aryanfest was hardly the badass event it billed itself. Shaved-headed men hugged each other like they were at a gay pride picnic."
Lester
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 13:56:46 (EST)
Evil Devil...or Andre Agassi?

USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 13:48:07 (EST)
dirty, is that Randy Heim sh!t for real?
vic
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 13:43:19 (EST)

Sally S
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 13:28:22 (EST)
MJ...NAC? never heard of it
vic
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 13:23:04 (EST)
Used to. Love sinks, yeah, yeah
Sally S
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 13:17:28 (EST)
anyone on the lurk believe in a thing called "love"?
vic
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 13:13:30 (EST)

Sally S
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 13:12:51 (EST)
Agreed, but calling Steve Albini a bitch = funny.

How about this: Four white dudes pick up some guitars, a bass, and a drum set and I'm supposed to give a shit? They're not doing anything different then Nirvana/the Clash/The Stooges/Gene Vincent did 15/25/35/45 years ago.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 13:12:11 (EST)


Slug/Atmosphere can kiss my ass. I am so tired of backpack faux indie hip hop kids. I can't believe I almost got dragged to one of his tired ass shows back in November. He's not doing anything Kool Keith/Del the Funky Homosapien etc haven't been doing for 15 years. Oh man, here comes a white guy doing so now its' news? F him!
KOL
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 12:54:31 (EST)
From an interview with some rapper named Slug:

"He claims to have a good version of Alanis Morrisette's 'You Oughtta Know' in his repertoire, and says that he's recording an album entitled 'Slug Does Women' where he covers classic tracks by female artists, including Liz Phair's 'Fuck and Run,' Technotronic' s 'Pump Up the Jam' and others. 'And we also did a Shellac song,' Slug adds, referring to Steve Albini's hyper-male Minnesota group.

Uh, aren't Shellac guys?

'Nope,' says Slug, 'Steve Albini is a bitch.'"
Lester
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 11:57:54 (EST)


KOL. you do that batt;e of the bands thing and I guarantee you hook up with "Little" Steven.
MJŪ
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 11:49:23 (EST)
That article was funny Lester. Couldn't view video however. Was it juicy? Chong's high school jesus movie review =very very funny. That pic of Don v. Muppet=very good as well. WR review of book on tape =very funny. Vic, that is a vial of PISS behind Don in hospital scene.
MJŪ
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 11:48:18 (EST)
Read this account of a thoughtful, issue-oriented race for a commissioner's seat in the city of Surfside. Be SURE to click on the video link.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 11:42:35 (EST)
Chong is hot in scarf headgear.
Donald
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 11:14:10 (EST)
I'm in for 10 large...
Sixto Lezcano
- Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 10:51:29 (EST)
Chong band would do it but steven looks like he might be "into" chong a little too much. Dont forget kneepads KOL.
Chong
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 10:48:28 (EST)
A semi-pretend, semi-real band that begins with the letter H from Providence just may be involved....
KOL
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 10:25:59 (EST)
At about 200 million for the team and another 100 million for the first few years of operations, we need to raise just 300 million dollars.

We are looking for 30,000 investors with $10,000 each.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 09:29:43 (EST)



Flegg
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 08:38:45 (EST)
And how come everyone says the Jews killed Christ? I always though it was the Romans.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 08:27:39 (EST)
FOLLOW UP:

"Lautenschlager is not the first sitting Wisconsin attorney general to be cited for drunken driving."
Lester
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 08:09:43 (EST)


"Substitute James Hayter scored the fastest hat trick in Football League history."
Lester
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 08:00:12 (EST)
Wisconsin = beer, sausage, and cheese.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 07:55:39 (EST)
Is the Sizzler involved with this?
Lester
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 07:54:29 (EST)
Wisconsin field sobriety test:
"Your name ma'am?"
"Lautenschlager".
"You have the right to remain silent...."

boris
- Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 07:49:25 (EST)
From now on whenever anyone asks "Lester, why the hell do you want to move to Wisconsin?", I'll just point them to this article.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 07:16:45 (EST)
10 min flogging scene? From what people tell me the movie is two things, extremely violent and very boring. So much violence that you get bored with that too. I really don't see what the big deal is anyway. I made a movie in high school that made it look like the Jews killed Jesus and then ate him. Then the Jews bought this huge horse and they all climbed inside. They went over to the castle where Jesus lived and asked if he wanted the horse. So he was like "that's not a Jew horse is it?" and they LIED and said "no. What would a jew do with a horse like this?". So then one of Jesus' buddies was coming over for dinner and the Jews overheard them making plans to "hook up" with some chicks and then kill most of the jews. So everyone in the castle jesus was laughing at the jews so hard that they didn't notice the jews coming out of the horses mouth. So the jews killed everyone and to get rid of the evidence they ate everyone. Saving jesus for last. But he ended up possesing the guy who ate him in the end. You know this cause the last shot is the guy and he falls asleep and then the camera gets all close and his eyes open wide and they are jesus eyes!
Chong
USA - Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 06:59:04 (EST)
I tried the soggy alibaba with my girlfriend and she dumped my ass faster than a rabbit gets fVcked.
that's pretty fast
USA - Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 21:22:10 (EST)
but well yeah it's fairly basic pulp thriller. but given today's lurk homework (MJ's request for an atheist take) it's relevant. esp the symbology factoids & eternal fight between idea of dog as male or female. author's dad was cryptographer/science guy and mom was pro "ancient" (as in religious) musician.
boris
- Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 21:17:23 (EST)
Oh Ass Wednesday is REAL for sure.
Man Janesfield
USA - Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 20:02:41 (EST)
that MJ's got a mouth like a sailor.
Little Boy Blew <asswednesday@isit.real>
USA - Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 19:47:06 (EST)
MJ--have it on good authority that Da Vinci Code on tape not all that good--bad French accents. Also, story line weak but with very & couldn't understand what all the hubbub was about, Bub. Reels you in with exciting chase but short on quality writing.
WR
USA - Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 19:31:39 (EST)
da vinci code. check.
MJŪ
USA - Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 19:12:46 (EST)
Vic, you are never to call the house. Nor to look me in the eyes. Not at practice. Not ever.
MJŪ
USA - Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 19:10:39 (EST)
Dexter, are you two yobs really in N.O.? My brother is there on a layover. He said he's never seen more drunk white losers and fat topless chicks with painted on yobs.
MJŪ
USA - Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 19:08:23 (EST)
i'm confused. last week on the boob tube the pakistani prez said no yanqui troops allowed in. tonite brokaw reports on yanqui troops already in, and that if there's another attack on yanqui soil yanqui troops will attack al quaeda in pakistan as hard as they attacked iraq. who is lying? honestly, have no idea.
boris
- Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 18:52:08 (EST)
ok cruel lurk...looks like I'm back out San Diego way next week NOT to rub it in, you poor shivering saps...I kid, I kid! MJ/Don I hate to do it but I must call you later in an attempt at realtime communication...good day ladies
vic
USA - Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 18:50:10 (EST)
The sun rose over the yardarm very early for Iron chef and me today--woooohoooo-- mardis gras!!
Dexter
Here in Delawhere?, USA - Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 18:37:50 (EST)
the yardarm's fine there dirty...juuuust fine...
vic
USA - Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 18:30:19 (EST)
jolly ol' saint vic! hope yr yardarm's unharmed.
boris
- Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 18:20:02 (EST)
yes that was a lotta effort for a g@y-@ss age joke.
boris
- Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 18:18:04 (EST)
he DOES exist he DOES exist he DOES exist
vic
USA - Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 18:17:48 (EST)
you should read da vinci code joe. santa claus analogy isn't actually a joke....generalities and origins are agreed on by many people of many religions in many places but specifics ... fuggeddit. the only ones who know for sure are those who were around then. (sigh) if only you'd been born 75 years earlier.
boris
- Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 18:12:49 (EST)
What gits me is that people are talking about the event like it was an actual event in history and that this person actually existed. I'm telling you we got more evidence supporting the fact that fucking Santa Claus existed. And that goes for Mohammed and and any other David Koresh-like mystical figure.
MJŪ
USA - Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 17:54:55 (EST)
vic. radio still sucks. sorry.
 
- Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 17:45:18 (EST)
hate to be obvious but soon's I got off that jet plane hadda take me one'a them "super yobs"
vic
USA - Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 17:36:42 (EST)
what IS up with these Yobs? answer me
vic
USA - Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 17:34:45 (EST)
One more thing. The Passion of the Chist. What fucking gets me is that every yob -and i mean EVERY yob-and his brother is debating wether it's ACCURATE enough. Isn't that lke debating wether Strawberry Shortcake rode her little pony through the forest of Jews and Christians or not.
MJŪ
USA - Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 17:25:53 (EST)
BTW that penis and balls git got my saliva written all over it.
MJŪ
USA - Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 17:23:27 (EST)
Listen to me. Fantasy Speed Cooking rules. Other fantasy sports are like fucking unicorns- It feels good, but is it REAL.
MJŪ
USA - Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 17:22:54 (EST)
random dog-dam downcity randy update from BG: now taking visitors but prob'ly no little league this season....also the strand has JBL people tweaking sound sys and supposedly it's pretty great....
boris
- Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 16:59:49 (EST)
a closer look does indeed reveal that tron is not only one-armed but completely legless.
boris
- Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 16:58:12 (EST)
examine Don in said johnny...look to left/center in the background...tell me that's not a water bottle full'a appendix puss...say it ain't so...
vic looks more closely...
USA - Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 16:46:44 (EST)
slave to the GD man, man...slave to the GD man...but the lurk is literally my homepage; that being said, which one a'you eggheads can drum up the lyrics to 'young fast iranians' FUs stylie?
vic appleseed
USA - Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 16:43:54 (EST)
To be honest vic we're starting to get a little hurt. First you're off on some "torpedo mission" in Frisco or Hawaii or somethin' then it's back out to Diego to swab some deck. Just where do we fit in amongst all this carousing about?
Boy Orbison
USA - Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 16:37:23 (EST)
you'd think in this day n' age they'd come up with a respectable yanni
vic
USA - Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 16:09:57 (EST)
Oh, and nice johnny.
Vag O.
USA - Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 15:16:20 (EST)
Does that muppet enjoy morphine drips as much as Don?
Vagina O. Grizzliest
USA - Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 15:15:23 (EST)
uhm, is that Don or Boris Karloff?
vic
USA - Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 14:58:46 (EST)
For the record, Stratocasters suck. They are like the "My First Electric Guitar" kit. Screw them.
KOL
USA - Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 14:56:05 (EST)
Introducing the Wangcaster, a new guitar for Angry Joseph
Lester
USA - Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 14:41:33 (EST)
Curious:

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Lester
USA - Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 13:50:34 (EST)


Hey guys. Sorry I'm late. Family emergency, ya know?

Pedro
USA - Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 13:32:36 (EST)
hey, it's me...vic...you might remember me from junior prom? i'm really sorry about puking on your shoes, you did look really great...anyway, I was wondering if you had the 20 bucks you owe me...?
vic
USA - Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 13:20:20 (EST)
I love the lurk. I love reading the lurk. I just forget to read it. Sometimes for like a year.
Vagina O. Grizzliest
USA - Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 12:27:22 (EST)
I'm with Lester, I hat fantasy baseball. Also, thinking about girls thinking about fantasy baseball makes me hot.
Niles
USA - Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 12:20:53 (EST)
And Chapstick.
Cthulhu
USA - Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 11:50:58 (EST)
don't forget the kneepads tina.
boris
- Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 10:56:26 (EST)
now before tina goes to big yob interview, she will say that the best baseball writing she has read in the past five years was the King of Lurk post about KOL him lying on kitchen floor listening to radio. summed it all up in (i think) one paragraph. all we needed to know in one graf. totally great.
tina colada
- Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 10:47:56 (EST)
hey dim sum did not did not neener neener...
boris
- Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 10:41:56 (EST)
Hey KOL, Boris porked the lurk!
Chong
USA - Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 10:36:51 (EST)
My sister went/goes to school with Mel Gibson's kid. His dorm room was across from hers last year. Damn Wheaton students!
KOL
USA - Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 10:31:24 (EST)
Shut up hayseed. You're a girl so all sports are a fantasy anyway. Except softball and speed cooking that is.
Pinchy
USA - Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 10:30:35 (EST)
I'm with Lester on the fantasy baseball debate. Having any kind of fantasy sports team is kind of like telling yourself The Passion of the Christ is only a movie, over and over.
MJŪ
USA - Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 10:15:09 (EST)
Hey I liked punk in drublic. But I'm still not voting.
Chong
USA - Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 09:49:19 (EST)
I can't believe some actually wrote the phrase "well-respected among punks as the front man for the band NOFX"
Lester
USA - Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 09:42:52 (EST)
hear that, but i won last year by sitting every rotiss starter against boston for 162 games. can be done. ok, end of rotiss chanting forever....a.k.a. until chong starts kicking my ass.

hey look, no work today, can ya tell??!! awesome! babysitting duty! yeeha!

boris
- Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 09:09:25 (EST)
I hat fantasy baseball because I'm sick of hearing Red Sox fans say things like "I know the Sox lost last night's game, but A-Rod is on my roto team and really light up Pedro, so I don't mind as much."
Lester
USA - Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 09:05:10 (EST)
RIP - movie "That Guy" Joe Viterelli
Lester
USA - Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 09:02:07 (EST)
A healthy coat of stucco should solve this problem.
TS
USA - Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 09:00:11 (EST)
or maybe just sixth straight. once you get past three it don't really matter.
boris
- Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 08:49:46 (EST)
gliffey love super honor longtime. why hate fantasy sir les? consolation in face of seventh straight second-place finish to the same team. think about that. seventh. straight.
boris
- Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 08:46:27 (EST)
Another thing lester is too cool for......big surprise.
Chong
USA - Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 08:43:02 (EST)
Ugh. The worst thing about baseball season? It's also fantasy baseball season.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 08:32:38 (EST)
You probably should wipe the bench boris, that's where most of your team will be spending the season. Might as well make them comfortable.
Chong
USA - Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 08:32:12 (EST)
not sure about "broke" sir les, but am guilty of large fontitis. tried (failed) to make that book thing not so huge. my humble apologies to everyone but chong. to chong, i apologize in advance for wiping the smelly bullpen bench with your sorry excuse for a team.
boris
- Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 08:25:00 (EST)
or suffer the Stygian darkness...
boris
- Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 08:10:01 (EST)
By the way, whoever broke the Lurk this morning can get below me.
"A little knowledge is a dangerous thing. Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring"

Lester
USA - Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 08:04:36 (EST)
If you're planning to propose marriage in front of a packed stadium, it is important to make sure she actually likes you. (Watch the video)
Lester
USA - Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 08:01:55 (EST)

 
- Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 07:47:24 (EST)

 
- Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 07:10:46 (EST)
about time one of these quizzes actually made sense...


You're Ulysses!
by James Joyce
Most people are convinced that you don't make any sense, but compared to what else you could say, what you're saying now makes tons of sense. What people do understand about you is your vulgarity, which has convinced people that you are at once brilliant and repugnant. Meanwhile you are content to wander around aimlessly, taking in the sights and sounds of the city. What you see is vast, almost limitless, and brings you additional fame. When no one is looking, you dream of being a Greek folk hero.

boris
- Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 07:10:09 (EST)
I am not a fucking ZOMBIE!!! I know I have to say things more than once before they sink in with you but this is getting insane. Now why don't you go dye your hair,eat some curd,and SHUT UP!
CHONG
USA - Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 06:24:05 (EST)
never mind.
eddie haskell
- Monday, February 23, 2004 at 21:08:12 (EST)
OH PLEASE bring back the Bud-I Flash!
boris
- Monday, February 23, 2004 at 21:06:41 (EST)
wouldn't a regular old mud bath do, TS?
Meathead
USA - Monday, February 23, 2004 at 19:31:34 (EST)
Oh my god, I NEED this.
TS
USA - Monday, February 23, 2004 at 18:34:00 (EST)
Chappell dressed as Gallagher makes troll farts squeek out.
O Rang
USA - Monday, February 23, 2004 at 16:47:58 (EST)
Hey I should marry CHONG!! Two ZOMBIES!
MJŪ
USA - Monday, February 23, 2004 at 16:33:46 (EST)
I'm
WR
USA - Monday, February 23, 2004 at 15:37:29 (EST)
The largest pig on record was a Poland-China hog named Big Bill. The giant pig weighed a portly 2,552 lbs.
and look at this horse!