Martin Lurkus Luther Welby, M.D.
WR
USA - Monday, February 09, 2004 at 15:10:24 (EST)
another reason not to fly
vic
USA - Monday, February 09, 2004 at 15:08:29 (EST)
Yeah, but Vic you got to ride in the FRONT of a pink sedan.
MJ®
USA - Monday, February 09, 2004 at 15:08:12 (EST)
OH I only wish.
vic
USA - Monday, February 09, 2004 at 14:58:49 (EST)
Was SOMEBODY on this lurk ridng in the back of a recue wagon this weekend...?
MJ®
USA - Monday, February 09, 2004 at 14:58:15 (EST)
One more reason not to go to church.
TS
USA - Monday, February 09, 2004 at 14:19:54 (EST)
WR, I prefer the foot to be actually IN the shoe. Vanilla, you're on drugs man, drugs.
vic
USA - Monday, February 09, 2004 at 13:45:38 (EST)
I like drawings. Drawings made by children are so special. Especially the ones hanging on walls. Crayons and magic markers have so many colors.
Drugsy
USA - Monday, February 09, 2004 at 13:25:48 (EST)
Vic is Scandahoovian?
WR
USA - Monday, February 09, 2004 at 13:09:10 (EST)
Vanilla Sniz, you're all lit up like unt pinball/gumball machine
vic
USA - Monday, February 09, 2004 at 12:52:07 (EST)
Is it good to w@rk when the crt is floating around mid-space like and the keypad is a silent hover craft with purple gumball keys?
Drugsy
USA - Monday, February 09, 2004 at 12:44:19 (EST)
It was all good until the post-Grammy basketball game. The artist formerly known as Mean Joe dunked on me about forty times. Directly in my grill. Over and over and over. On the last dunk he elevated around midcourt and as he flew in the for the gorilla windmill jam, he starts singing "Yellow rain, yellow rain". It was fairly embarrassing.
Prince
- Monday, February 09, 2004 at 12:10:57 (EST)
wheels wheels wheels...what do they really mean, I mean really? BJ and/or Vanilla Zilla, let me know when/if you're NACin' it up, I'm ready for my hernia
vic
USA - Monday, February 09, 2004 at 12:06:56 (EST)
The Stewie Griffin Soundboard.
Lester
USA - Monday, February 09, 2004 at 10:48:26 (EST)
Play the Ronald Reagan Memory game.
Lester
USA - Monday, February 09, 2004 at 10:39:55 (EST)
My dad is wicked busy today so he can't post.
Chong Jr
USA - Monday, February 09, 2004 at 10:34:24 (EST)
Schools are introducing a radical new policy that allows teachers to fail children that can't maintain passing grades.
Lester
USA - Monday, February 09, 2004 at 10:30:46 (EST)
All Vic, all the time.
Lester
USA - Monday, February 09, 2004 at 10:24:55 (EST)
QOC's favorite bday present? t-shirt reading "I love pot 4eva"
WR
USA - Monday, February 09, 2004 at 10:00:34 (EST)
"I was trying to miss my furniture. Priorities, right?"
Lester
USA - Monday, February 09, 2004 at 09:51:22 (EST)
Northeastern University would like your help identifying some dudes in these Super Bowl riot photos. Thank you.
Lobster
USA - Monday, February 09, 2004 at 09:34:55 (EST)
"And I shall call him. . . Mini-Vic!"
Lester
USA - Monday, February 09, 2004 at 09:28:30 (EST)
Finally. People even more morally reprehensible than TS.
Lester
USA - Monday, February 09, 2004 at 09:16:18 (EST)
Don and Mean Joe?
Lester
USA - Monday, February 09, 2004 at 09:12:58 (EST)
Finally. A group of friends for Lester.
TS
USA - Monday, February 09, 2004 at 08:46:42 (EST)
The Governator begins terminating.
Lester
USA - Monday, February 09, 2004 at 08:16:50 (EST)
good morning all. oh no, look at the time. where has the day gone?
WR
USA - Sunday, February 08, 2004 at 16:02:49 (EST)
get your binkie out of my peanuts, weirdo.
Grover Cleveland
USA - Sunday, February 08, 2004 at 15:44:27 (EST)
LInux =the kid with the binkie in Peanuts
Wise Guy Lurker
USA - Sunday, February 08, 2004 at 14:21:02 (EST)
littlemorebetter FAQs: http://www.geocities.com/linuxnewbiesite/
boris
- Sunday, February 08, 2004 at 10:51:39 (EST)
freely-downloadable operating system (OS). Microsoft's various Windows flavors (XP, Win 98, Win 95, etc etc) is the one OS with most users, Mac is another, Linux is a third, UNIX is a fourth. Programs you use run sorta "on top of" the underlying OS. Linux = making big inroads vs Microsoft for many reasons -- cheap/stable/secure being among them. start here with FAQs.
At the end of the day though, cheffy, Macs rule. Now more than ever with OS X. they're just not the least expensive route. sometimes.
boris
- Sunday, February 08, 2004 at 10:43:53 (EST)
Yo, thechno geeks (I mean boris), what the hell is "Linux" besides a cool Ali commercial? I went to their website, and I'm even more baffled.
"Iron Chef"
USA - Saturday, February 07, 2004 at 22:07:50 (EST)
we have independent confirmation from the Skills Competition that Jose Theodore is, in fact, cute.
boris
- Saturday, February 07, 2004 at 21:08:21 (EST)
The gas reserve should be enough to supply the country's electricity needs for 400 years.
that's a lotta fotta
USA - Saturday, February 07, 2004 at 16:52:50 (EST)
was just told yahoo rotiss baseball < 2 weeks. free. who's in.
commissioner boris
- Saturday, February 07, 2004 at 16:33:25 (EST)
the aaht was lovely--my friend won 1st in the sculpture category for his glass squid. Dammit tho, we had to have dinner in Middleblob--Anthony's Shore Dinner Hall! Hey there, Dexter, I know you're home--don't forget about NK tonight. The guac is already made (as if free beer wasn't enough of a *lure*) & I'm working on Joanna's recipe for orzo salad (mmmmm...sorta like Pick Pockets'). QOC will be happy to see you.
WR
USA - Saturday, February 07, 2004 at 15:16:27 (EST)
Wakefield, Newport and now Worcester. You do get around there WR.
Don
USA - Saturday, February 07, 2004 at 14:18:49 (EST)
Any chance I can get to take my shirt off or show off my shaved snizz.
Don
USA - Saturday, February 07, 2004 at 14:15:31 (EST)
how come I don't have those fond memories of Miss Worcester? I spent 4 & a half years there in prison in the early to mid-80s. I guess the Jesuits don't let their prisoners get to know the *fun* side of the Woo.
WR
USA - Saturday, February 07, 2004 at 12:35:10 (EST)
Happy Valentine's MJ!
Jason K
USA - Saturday, February 07, 2004 at 12:29:39 (EST)
...from the Democratic Republic of Dongo
boris
- Saturday, February 07, 2004 at 11:53:59 (EST)
Don = Lomana Tresor LuaLua
boris
- Saturday, February 07, 2004 at 11:51:02 (EST)
Testicle Manipulation Therapist. TMT - Dynomite!
Don
USA - Saturday, February 07, 2004 at 11:47:42 (EST)
I meant to say Hi Flegg. Nice to see you. Glad you could visit. Please call again.
Drugsy
USA - Saturday, February 07, 2004 at 11:42:25 (EST)
Ahhh Worcester...Wednesday nights at Ralphs with Boneyard and the Royal Pimps.
146 in the Rabbit with the halfstack in the hatchback... now THOSE were the days.
And I think it WAS '86...
MJ®
USA - Saturday, February 07, 2004 at 11:21:37 (EST)
they're up to '86 but shhhh...don't tell 'em about bill buckner..
boris
- Saturday, February 07, 2004 at 10:21:51 (EST)
Just curious, what year is it in Wormtown...when I left in 1994, it was still 1985.
chef
USA - Saturday, February 07, 2004 at 10:02:34 (EST)
welcome back to the lurk ya losers (whitey and flegg). but the lurk STILL ain't the space for bashing. pls leave that sh!t home.
boris
- Saturday, February 07, 2004 at 09:50:12 (EST)
Chimpey=whitey. As if anyone cared......
"shades"
USA - Saturday, February 07, 2004 at 09:32:57 (EST)
Wormtown Warrior = Flegg. As if anyone cared....
"shades"
USA - Saturday, February 07, 2004 at 09:31:51 (EST)
lester and chong should move to assachusett's so they can get married.
chimpey
USA - Saturday, February 07, 2004 at 08:46:24 (EST)
there once was a fag named lester, who was so gay that he drove on a vesper, he whipped out his dick and chong gave it a lick, now chef wants to be his molester.
wormtown warrior
USA - Saturday, February 07, 2004 at 08:43:52 (EST)
Oh see I thought you said you were TMNT, not TMT. Leonardo is another TMNT and Shredder is their sworn enemy.
Chong
USA - Saturday, February 07, 2004 at 06:44:17 (EST)
and on that note good lurkers, fair winds and following lurks...Donzilla & BJ, swingin' by for the pickup so don't be surprised when the sedan disappears
vic
USA - Friday, February 06, 2004 at 17:45:43 (EST)
me n' ol' BJ actually agree on something other than the fact that my @ss is pretty damn hairy
vic
USA - Friday, February 06, 2004 at 17:38:31 (EST)
what are asian cock picklers?
WR
USA - Friday, February 06, 2004 at 17:33:49 (EST)
chiles=
spallcheck
USA - Friday, February 06, 2004 at 17:28:03 (EST)
Mj chiles in: death penalty=right and good.
MJ®
USA - Friday, February 06, 2004 at 17:27:24 (EST)
WR, some funny sh!t esp. the "greenish blue brown" oh and Betty? you can be my Betty anytime...for who ever likened drummers to once-thought-extinct-monkeys-but-maybe-not-so-extinct-anymore, I will find you...I will pummel you with my hairy forarms of extraordinary length and opposable thumbs
vic
USA - Friday, February 06, 2004 at 17:18:44 (EST)
More fun with generators. This one for Valentine's Day (& taking up precious lurk cyberspace):Dear Passive Aggressive Closet Case,
By the time you read this, I'll be blowing your best friend. I'm sorry for doing this but, you left me no other choice. I know this might comes as a bit of a answered prayer to you - especially because you're too buried in porn to notice. But I'm sorry – I just need hot sex with someone who isn't a human potato sack. I think you're swell, but I don't think we're right for each other. First of all, we're not compatible. You're a Pisces, and I'm vastly superior to you. You like declawed rodentia colonics, you eat with your feet, and enjoy televised sports, and I don't like confessing my love for any of these things. Your favorite movie is Patch Adams, and your favorite band is C&C Music Factory. Do you even know what my favorite movie or band is? I once asked you what color my eyes are and you said "Greenish blue-brown". Anyway, I want to date the first drunk barfly who'll talk to me. But you know what? I still want to be dead to you. We can totally have hot sloppy booty calls . We had some good times, or so you told me . But please, don't get all John Wayne Gacy like last time. That means no holding my parents hostage. And look - I won't even make an issue out of the $37,229 you owe me, or the fact that you dissected my Dalmatian. So take care of yourself - and choke on your own vomit.
Yours In Contempt,
Evil Valentine
P.S. I faked every orgasm.
WR
USA - Friday, February 06, 2004 at 16:57:17 (EST)
Lester....Thanks! I'm on it.
cheffy
USA - Friday, February 06, 2004 at 16:53:18 (EST)
psst, vic, you want undergarments? and heels? you CAME to the right place, big boy.
some Betty
USA - Friday, February 06, 2004 at 16:51:02 (EST)
me, woodi, & a canary lived there 12 years ago. my, my, I'm old
WR
USA - Friday, February 06, 2004 at 16:50:07 (EST)
a little early VD Day sentiment:
return of the unknown porker
USA - Friday, February 06, 2004 at 16:45:59 (EST)
I'm hot for tutor.
Diamond Don
USA - Friday, February 06, 2004 at 16:45:28 (EST)
i discovered a rare species of crab!
and then i point to my....
USA - Friday, February 06, 2004 at 16:43:23 (EST)
....speaking of drummers....
- Friday, February 06, 2004 at 16:24:06 (EST)
As long as we can smoke that's OK by me.
Bun E.
- Friday, February 06, 2004 at 16:22:37 (EST)
Oh HELL yes.
Mitch Mitchell
- Friday, February 06, 2004 at 16:21:18 (EST)
and drummers too. yeah. slavery for drummers.
boris
- Friday, February 06, 2004 at 16:14:51 (EST)
well now, the lurk is showing its liberal undergarments...
vic
USA - Friday, February 06, 2004 at 15:39:53 (EST)
and WHAT pray tell lives on Rhode Island Avenue?
vic
USA - Friday, February 06, 2004 at 15:37:52 (EST)
vic before you yell i am dirty but not Dirrrrty. better option than capital punishment? slavery. absolutely. the most dangerous gig possible (that requires humans not machines). kinda like the old bugs bunny episode where he's testing warheads with a hammer. "just think, only 30 years 'til i get to retire!" solve many problems at once. cruel and unusual? not in this light.
boris
- Friday, February 06, 2004 at 15:37:13 (EST)
Hang on to any of the new State of Arkansas quarters. If you have them, they may be worth much more than 25 cents. The U.S. Treasury announced today that it is recalling all of the Arkansas quarters that are part of its program featuring quarters from each state.
"We are recalling all the new Arkansas quarters that were recently issued," Treasury Undersecretary Jack Shackleford said Monday. "This action is being taken after numerous reports that new quarters will not work in parking meters, toll booths, vending machines, pay phones, or other coin-operated devices".
"The problem lies in the unique design of the Arkansas quarter," Shackleford said. "Apparently, the duct tape holding the two dimes and the nickel together keeps jamming the coin-operated devices."
Lester
USA - Friday, February 06, 2004 at 15:28:52 (EST)
Cheffy -- a job opening
Lester
USA - Friday, February 06, 2004 at 14:57:33 (EST)
Ahh yes, a lovely evening for visiting Aquidneck Island don't you think? Looking forward to being in my old neighborhood once again and partaking in some yummy food.
WR
USA - Friday, February 06, 2004 at 14:39:30 (EST)
dirty, FL and TX are pseudo-states; WR, you're coming to the shitty by the sea? you picked the right season
vic
USA - Friday, February 06, 2004 at 14:26:31 (EST)
Where I'll be spending my Friday evening 
for this show http://newportartmuseum.com/exhibitions/aje.html
WR
USA - Friday, February 06, 2004 at 14:17:53 (EST)
nipples nipples nipples
nipplehead
USA - Friday, February 06, 2004 at 14:16:24 (EST)
How I'll spend my Friday Evening:
The Dirrrrrty Lurker
USA - Friday, February 06, 2004 at 14:04:19 (EST)
yet another reason for 48 states to secede from FL & TX
boris
- Friday, February 06, 2004 at 14:03:18 (EST)
sure...sure...THEN kill the fuck
vic
USA - Friday, February 06, 2004 at 13:46:02 (EST)
Well, being anti-death penalty makes it difficult for me to agree with you, Vic. However, I am not above a great deal of torture for perpetrators of violent crimes on children. I say the parents get first dibs on his @ss, then lock him in a small cage (sorta like veal). I'm sure I can come up with other ways of hurting him but isn't that what law enforcement is for?
WR
USA - Friday, February 06, 2004 at 13:36:50 (EST)
WR, it's what the death penalty was MADE for
vic
USA - Friday, February 06, 2004 at 13:21:04 (EST)
Man. . . TS seems pretty happy about something...
Lester
USA - Friday, February 06, 2004 at 12:48:53 (EST)
fvcking bastard
WR
USA - Friday, February 06, 2004 at 12:28:42 (EST)
seems an excellent day to call someone a "pseudo-urbane, hypersnarky asshat."
boris
- Friday, February 06, 2004 at 12:14:36 (EST)
Kang
USA - Friday, February 06, 2004 at 12:05:51 (EST)
Did ANYONE drop their box lifting some balls last night?
El Switcheroo
USA - Friday, February 06, 2004 at 12:01:45 (EST)
I'll punt. Who leonardo and shredder?
Don
USA - Friday, February 06, 2004 at 11:59:33 (EST)
Who, me?
Alfonso Ribeiro
USA - Friday, February 06, 2004 at 11:54:14 (EST)
An angry librarian's mixed tape list:1. The Stooges - Search and Destroy
2. Mötörhead - Ace of Spades
3. The Hives - Main Offender
4. AC/DC - Whole Lotta Rosie
5. MC5 - Kick Out the Jams
6. The Dead Kennedys - Too Drunk To Fuck
7. Helmet - In The Meantime
8. Turbonegro - Don't Say Motherfucker, Motherfucker
9. System of a Down - Jet Pilot
10. The Melvins - Revolve
11. The Sonics - Psycho
12. Megadeth - Peace Sells, But Who's Buying?
13. Nirvana - Territorial Pissings
14. Gang Green - Alcohol
15. The Butthole Surfers - Goofy's Concern
16. Kyuss - 100 Degrees
17. The Dwarves - Free Cocaine
18. Murder City Devils - I Drink The Wine
19. Queens of the Stone Age - Feel Good Hit of the Summer
20. The Hellacopters - (Gotta Get Some Action) Now!
21. The Kinks - Hatred (A Duet)
22. Neurotic Outsiders - Jerk
23. Atomic Bitchwax - Shitkicker
24. The Replacements - Beer For Breakfast
25. Black Flag - Rise Above
26. The Sex Pistols - Pretty Vacant
WR
USA - Friday, February 06, 2004 at 11:54:03 (EST)
Don, say hi to leonardo and shredder for me..
chong
USA - Friday, February 06, 2004 at 11:52:58 (EST)
my balls finally dropped last night moving heavy boxes up stairs
vic
USA - Friday, February 06, 2004 at 11:51:24 (EST)
hey Frond did ribeiro make the 'young stars' list for all-star weekend? i noticed jose made it....
boris
- Friday, February 06, 2004 at 11:32:43 (EST)
good gravy is that short for ToMaToE?
boris
- Friday, February 06, 2004 at 11:26:24 (EST)
Offical TWAT is more like it.
Cthulhu
USA - Friday, February 06, 2004 at 11:24:31 (EST)
I just graduated! Now I'm an official TMT!
Don, TMT
USA - Friday, February 06, 2004 at 11:19:56 (EST)
Be wary if you local clergyman suggest frequent testicle manipulation therapy. Especially if he has a name like this.
Lester
USA - Friday, February 06, 2004 at 11:01:36 (EST)
Boris -- I use 'em both. Gotta make sure none of those fuckers slip by.
Lester
USA - Friday, February 06, 2004 at 10:54:34 (EST)
Did ANYONE on this lurk drop a ball moving some boxes last night?
MJ®
USA - Friday, February 06, 2004 at 10:44:53 (EST)
ohhh MAN what were you thinkin', grohl.
windows sufferers: SpyBot >> Ad-Aware
boris
- Friday, February 06, 2004 at 10:27:51 (EST)
I dig the Fighters of Foo but that Prince cover fucking sucks.
vic
USA - Friday, February 06, 2004 at 09:57:44 (EST)
For any design geeks out there -- "Times New Roman" lobbyists convince State Department to ban "Courier New 12".
Lester
USA - Friday, February 06, 2004 at 09:05:12 (EST)
Everything you want to know about fottin' (but were afraid to ask).
Lester
USA - Friday, February 06, 2004 at 08:57:21 (EST)
But croc, you live in the ghetto of rumford. This has already been talked about. Even beverly hills has slums. I miss the days when you had no access. that was sweet.
chong
USA - Friday, February 06, 2004 at 08:25:34 (EST)
"Intelligence analysts never told President Bush before the invasion of Iraq that Saddam Hussein's rule posed an imminent threat, CIA Director George Tenet said Thursday in a heated defense of agency findings central to the decision to go to war."
Lester
USA - Friday, February 06, 2004 at 07:58:17 (EST)
On the Rumford tip, I gotz only one thing to say about the supposed posh accomadations. The Rumford Baking Soda factory is supposedly the home of the very first crack house. Just think of the convenience for the burgeoning crackhead movement. All them gloomy factory windows to peak out of, and a 4-eva supply of soda. I understand the railroad tracks that run alongside the factory had an inordinate amount of caboose traffic from Sparkle City too.
croc
USA - Thursday, February 05, 2004 at 23:26:24 (EST)
Now why would a group-o-swell guys change the name of their fraternal organization from "Cannibal Army" to the Gonaives Resistance Front? Besides fronts are going outa style. After Janet's sunburst-surpris, it's strictly half fronts from now on. Plus with the cannibal moniker they were a shoe-in for being rated Atkin's friendly.
croc
USA - Thursday, February 05, 2004 at 23:19:45 (EST)
Will they also separate those who purchased The Call from those who purchased The Fall? Did anyone hear about Janet Jackson's traffic violation this week? Seems she was pulled over for having one headlight out.
WR
USA - Thursday, February 05, 2004 at 22:07:12 (EST)
BRITISH SEA POWER at the Call will cull those who bought vanilla ice records in their youth and those who did not!!
Serge Gainsbourg
Portland, ME USA - Thursday, February 05, 2004 at 19:57:59 (EST)
All the countries I've been to:
create your own visited country map
or write about it on the open travel guide
TS
USA - Thursday, February 05, 2004 at 19:40:51 (EST)
let's all lick our own johnsons
Walter
USA - Thursday, February 05, 2004 at 19:27:56 (EST)
awful quiet on the dexter front still. think he's living out his lifelong dream of being petey's .... ahem .... houseboy?
boris
- Thursday, February 05, 2004 at 19:21:58 (EST)
you must've been a chocolately mess; good day good sir; Donzilla I'm on my merry way; oh you all should know the "phantom pain" is all but gone
vic
USA - Thursday, February 05, 2004 at 19:10:43 (EST)
The Real World Miami: Wake up to the sound of BLASTING latino "music", take an hour and 15 minutes to drive 4 miles to work in a car without air conditioning, work for 12 hours straight, after which you discover the oldest bar in Miami hasn't cleaned their Guinness line since the Hoover administration.
TS
USA - Thursday, February 05, 2004 at 19:09:42 (EST)
you had complete control over the new handle, tricky vic. look wha' happen'... lost my ATM card at a bar that only takes cash. how the eff does one manage that. i ask you.
boris
- Thursday, February 05, 2004 at 18:57:15 (EST)
well well well looks like ol' dirty doris is back
vic
USA - Thursday, February 05, 2004 at 18:40:30 (EST)
alexis johnson...is that a name or what gore does simply because he can?
boris
- Thursday, February 05, 2004 at 18:25:06 (EST)
I heard a rumour of a Providence Fatwa. Can it be true?
Boy Orbison
USA - Thursday, February 05, 2004 at 17:56:23 (EST)
Is this band any good?
Alexis Johnson
Memphis, TN USA - Thursday, February 05, 2004 at 17:18:50 (EST)
you can't hear it that's the problem in the coldness of outer space
vic
USA - Thursday, February 05, 2004 at 17:04:23 (EST)
exactly what kind of noise does your scrotum make there, vic?
the Sound Guy
USA - Thursday, February 05, 2004 at 17:02:32 (EST)
anyone need me to move large boxes from point A to another point B located at a higher altitude?
vic
USA - Thursday, February 05, 2004 at 16:38:55 (EST)
someone called?
Danny the Dildo
USA - Thursday, February 05, 2004 at 15:49:09 (EST)
you know what 2nd prize is? set'a steak knives...3rd prize is you're fired
vic
USA - Thursday, February 05, 2004 at 15:48:26 (EST)
hey dildo....
alec balldwindle
- Thursday, February 05, 2004 at 15:28:46 (EST)
A alway B be C closing...ALWAYS BE CLOSING.
vic baldwin
USA - Thursday, February 05, 2004 at 15:19:22 (EST)
my balls are brass, little lady!
Alec Baldwin
USA - Thursday, February 05, 2004 at 15:09:20 (EST)
my new love mask arrived today
Storm Trooper Love, bitch!
KOL
USA - Thursday, February 05, 2004 at 15:03:30 (EST)
in space no one can hear your scrotum; trust me, I know
vic
USA - Thursday, February 05, 2004 at 14:56:22 (EST)
if you can stay alive 'til christmas, your balls can join the Federal Ball Protection Program. live happily ever after inside a pack of alex baldwin's Schwetty Balls.
tina
- Thursday, February 05, 2004 at 14:40:10 (EST)
The Sneak
USA - Thursday, February 05, 2004 at 14:28:50 (EST)
I hadn't thought about the repercussions on the fatwa. Has hair loss affected Salman Rushdie?
Don <
incognito@balls.com>
USA - Thursday, February 05, 2004 at 14:25:19 (EST)
"If done properly, the mangina proves to be quite entertaining and enchanting," Satoo explained in a CNN press conference upon his return to Earth. “Especially my mangina because I’ve got a rather large and fluffy patch of brown pubic hair.”
in space no one can hear you scream
USA - Thursday, February 05, 2004 at 14:21:27 (EST)
i'm gonna kick your ass, Lester, you panty waist! drop and give me 30!
Phyllis
USA - Thursday, February 05, 2004 at 14:13:57 (EST)
how does this impact the fatwa?
tina
- Thursday, February 05, 2004 at 14:07:48 (EST)
I thought Don had his nuts removed and replaced with a Mangina.
Lester
USA - Thursday, February 05, 2004 at 14:03:15 (EST)
you want us to breathe on your scrotum, Don? you should at least buy us a few rounds of drinks to loosen us up, no?
H.R. Puff'n'stuff
USA - Thursday, February 05, 2004 at 14:01:34 (EST)
Chong Lee?
Lester
USA - Thursday, February 05, 2004 at 13:59:21 (EST)
anyone have any idea what "S A DE C V" in a mexican address (or company name) means?
Noah Habla
- Thursday, February 05, 2004 at 13:41:16 (EST)
"There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it. "
Dr. Don Evil
USA - Thursday, February 05, 2004 at 13:38:59 (EST)
i'm going to be your fluffer,vic, and make that tv special extra-special
Jerry
USA - Thursday, February 05, 2004 at 13:33:32 (EST)
take a number? i said drill, not dry clean.
dingy boy
USA - Thursday, February 05, 2004 at 13:26:59 (EST)
and maybe THEN the pain will stop
ps
USA - Thursday, February 05, 2004 at 13:22:12 (EST)
I'm hoping to play JC's double in an up-coming made for TV special with Jerry's blessings.
vic
USA - Thursday, February 05, 2004 at 13:21:30 (EST)
oddly
vic
USA - Thursday, February 05, 2004 at 13:18:41 (EST)
vic seems oddly excited about the leafless twig+berry situation
another romantic vignette with vic and don
USA - Thursday, February 05, 2004 at 13:16:10 (EST)
the only question is, will RI sell out? anybody see that promenade lofts editorial today? cheffy's old stomping grounds. place could sure use a quality eatery....
tina
- Thursday, February 05, 2004 at 13:11:20 (EST)
Buicks DO float better than they drive.
TS
USA - Thursday, February 05, 2004 at 13:08:56 (EST)
it's me that's tormenting you, vic.
won't you come and stand by the lord's side, and make the pain stop?
Jerry Falwell
USA - Thursday, February 05, 2004 at 13:05:29 (EST)
TS, just FYI but 11 Cubans attempted to sail a '59 Buick to Florida. Don, you've got to be kiddin' me...your twig n' berries laid bare?
vic
USA - Thursday, February 05, 2004 at 12:58:13 (EST)
Every single one of those Neil Sedaka shows is sold out, by the way.
Lester
USA - Thursday, February 05, 2004 at 12:53:49 (EST)
Two hundred of the top 500 companies in the U.S. are now contracting phone support to India.
Lester
USA - Thursday, February 05, 2004 at 12:51:58 (EST)
Neil Sedaka @ Mohegan Sun through weekend. And they said RI won't benefit from a casino.
Entertainment Committee
- Thursday, February 05, 2004 at 12:49:59 (EST)
don's got stubby i mean stubble!
why i could never "hang" with the finance-writer crowd:
"Wal-Mart said fourth-quarter earnings would likely be "around" 63 cents a share. Analysts, on average, were expecting 63 cents, according to Reuters Research, a unit of Reuters Group Plc. Wal-Mart has previously used the word "around" to indicate that results could be slightly above or below expectations."
tina
- Thursday, February 05, 2004 at 12:29:40 (EST)
They shaved my sniz.
Don
USA - Thursday, February 05, 2004 at 12:28:22 (EST)
not me vic, too busy. Novarg senders should be happy to know i just hit the magic 5000-infected-emails mark, all since last week. oi and i don't mean oy. it's all drugsy's fault. him and that CAN-SPAM Act.
tina
- Thursday, February 05, 2004 at 12:25:39 (EST)
alright vic thinks vic's figured it out...who's got the vic voodoo doll?
vic
USA - Thursday, February 05, 2004 at 11:40:30 (EST)
I thank you all for your advice...and my bowel thanks you all for your advice.
vic
USA - Thursday, February 05, 2004 at 11:29:23 (EST)
Hmm, you've got me there. I've never heard of "Neutral Nation" ...
... but I'm sure it's like a drunk, urine soaked, pus stained tramp's idea of a catchy tune that people will donate all their spare change to stop hearing.
chef
USA - Thursday, February 05, 2004 at 11:01:09 (EST)
What the hell is going on with the Friars these days?
Lester
USA - Thursday, February 05, 2004 at 10:36:26 (EST)
Size does matter.
Lester
USA - Thursday, February 05, 2004 at 10:30:58 (EST)
what the hell just happened with my license plate?
WR
USA - Thursday, February 05, 2004 at 09:54:53 (EST)
Fun with sign makers 
WR
USA - Thursday, February 05, 2004 at 09:50:11 (EST)
PRIMARY NEWS UPDATE: Howard Dean told his supporters today that he must win the Feb. 17 Wisconsin primary or else he will drop out of the Democratic presidential race, the Boston Globe is reporting. --Developing
"SCOOP"
USA - Thursday, February 05, 2004 at 08:46:56 (EST)
This is one of the scariest statistics I've ever heard:
"Evangelical Christians account for 30 percent to 40 percent of the American population"
Lester
USA - Thursday, February 05, 2004 at 08:25:41 (EST)
Note to Bush: From now on when you're talking about proposing Constitutional amendments, could you not use the words "sacred" and "sanctity"? The religious connotations sort of creeps us out. Thanks!
Lester
USA - Thursday, February 05, 2004 at 08:11:56 (EST)
Ps to Tina
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, February 04, 2004 at 20:40:47 (EST)
That Captain Quirk post =funny
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, February 04, 2004 at 20:39:45 (EST)
Girls, i'm telling you this shit is the shit that'll make you shit. double bag it, steep for 20 minutes, drink and be prepared to hover near a toilet for 6 hours. You won;t need no scooter once you poo.
USA - Wednesday, February 04, 2004 at 20:38:54 (EST)
vespa vic's got space lizards out the wazoo!
nice trick!
USA - Wednesday, February 04, 2004 at 20:26:37 (EST)
hey ZEUS i ain't seen a head like that since....oh, hi joe.
tina
- Wednesday, February 04, 2004 at 20:23:37 (EST)
actually, vic, remember when you were taken up in the spaceship and probed? well, the good news is you aren't constipated. you're pregnant. you are going to give birth to the 25th anniversary 8-DVD custom box set of the alien movies goes for $300. congrats.
Captain Quirk
USA - Wednesday, February 04, 2004 at 20:18:59 (EST)
I'm kicking myself for not turning my computer off sooner! Keep your eyes open for more guacomole & orzo salad this weekend.
WR
USA - Wednesday, February 04, 2004 at 20:12:49 (EST)
hey, TS, i hear that Liberty Bell has a pretty big crack in it...
some ding-a-ling
USA - Wednesday, February 04, 2004 at 20:10:09 (EST)
I'm kicking myself for taking a job that keeps me from participating in the stream of real-time updates on Vic's large intestines. WHY, GOD, WHY!?!?!?!?
TS
USA - Wednesday, February 04, 2004 at 19:23:57 (EST)
Vic, apparently if you cant fart or shit you'll end up buying a scooter. Better get some of that Laci Peterson tea or whatever it is.
KOL
USA - Wednesday, February 04, 2004 at 19:18:27 (EST)
on that shitty note, good day cruel bowels! I will update you on the overnight comings and goings (hopefully) tomorrow...yeah I know, you're on the edges of your seats...
vic
USA - Wednesday, February 04, 2004 at 19:09:52 (EST)
NOT unlike my irratible bowel
vic
USA - Wednesday, February 04, 2004 at 19:08:41 (EST)
grrrrrrr! lurk is jammed
vic grrr
USA - Wednesday, February 04, 2004 at 19:08:09 (EST)
that would be area "L" on the left side...any diagnosis? prognosis? pyloric stenosis?
vic
USA - Wednesday, February 04, 2004 at 19:06:41 (EST)
The Real World Philadelphia promises to be about as entertaining as Rocky IV.
TS
USA - Wednesday, February 04, 2004 at 19:04:16 (EST)
vic= blind elephant
Marlin Perkins
USA - Wednesday, February 04, 2004 at 18:18:48 (EST)
Or use this
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, February 04, 2004 at 18:02:26 (EST)
This graphic might be more appropriate
USA - Wednesday, February 04, 2004 at 17:59:37 (EST)
Use this to point out the pain
USA - Wednesday, February 04, 2004 at 17:57:39 (EST)
In all seroisness Vic, point to where the pain is felt.
Nurse Lurker
USA - Wednesday, February 04, 2004 at 17:55:45 (EST)
Okay that Yeti find=SUPERB. Vic, click to find the answer to your chopstick nightmare
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, February 04, 2004 at 17:53:03 (EST)
double bagger huh...well right now it feels like there's a chopstick wedged in my pylorus (or thereabouts)
vic
USA - Wednesday, February 04, 2004 at 17:46:21 (EST)
+
=
the lurk gathers 'round a sickly comrade
USA - Wednesday, February 04, 2004 at 17:39:22 (EST)
Vic, If I may chime in, Don had NORMAL stools-not the diarrea normally associated with appendicitis. I'm not saying he was CONSTIPATED but he didn't necessarily havethe urge to "go". Now if you think your problem is simple constipation let me sare a little secret the ladies of L7 taught me about- Laci LeBeau's Super Dieter's tea-affectionately known as "Poo Tea".
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, February 04, 2004 at 17:20:43 (EST)
there hasn't been a topic THIS hot since Donzio's dirty rotten insides became outsides...but hear this well: I CAN'T CRAP RIGHT NOW!
vic
USA - Wednesday, February 04, 2004 at 17:10:47 (EST)
you forgot to point at your crotch when you said that, nurse
Jack Handy
USA - Wednesday, February 04, 2004 at 17:00:56 (EST)
What could happen to vic iffin' he don't FART:
Njorky
USA - Wednesday, February 04, 2004 at 16:59:25 (EST)
Vic, sudden abdominal pain is most often caused by one of two things-a strangulated hernia or appendicitis. Have you been doing any heavy lifting?
Nurse Lurkus
USA - Wednesday, February 04, 2004 at 16:50:13 (EST)
take their advice, vic. we all do it.
USA - Wednesday, February 04, 2004 at 16:42:13 (EST)
vic in his labratorium
USA - Wednesday, February 04, 2004 at 16:39:56 (EST)
Holy Two Headed Baby!
craniopagus parasiticus
USA - Wednesday, February 04, 2004 at 16:36:48 (EST)
vic won't crap, don can't crap, joe's fulla crap. man....
tina
- Wednesday, February 04, 2004 at 16:32:20 (EST)
vic needs to POOT.
Njorky
USA - Wednesday, February 04, 2004 at 16:28:47 (EST)
I have no urge to bring more human excrement into the world right now.
vic
USA - Wednesday, February 04, 2004 at 16:22:26 (EST)
if you're not shitting, vic, maybe it's just constipation...
hardy har
The appendix is a long, tubular organ of uncertain function that is located in the right, lower quadrant of the abdomen (usually about 3 fingers below and to the far right of the belly button). It can become inflammed, called appendicitis, or it can stick to surrounding organs and cause pain.
Lurkus Welby, M.D.
USA - Wednesday, February 04, 2004 at 16:21:56 (EST)
vic needs to FART.
Njorky
USA - Wednesday, February 04, 2004 at 16:19:00 (EST)
I sh!t you not when I write this but uhm...I've got this abdominal pain...where the hell is the appendix anyway?
vic
USA - Wednesday, February 04, 2004 at 16:12:21 (EST)
adobe abode?
tina
- Wednesday, February 04, 2004 at 16:09:27 (EST)
I heart Benny Sizzler.
Njorky
USA - Wednesday, February 04, 2004 at 16:07:32 (EST)
Don took what's left of his rotten organs to the assembly plant Monday and Tues. Today he's just swinging them around his abode.
Don
USA - Wednesday, February 04, 2004 at 15:44:42 (EST)
For those of us who would like to combine road rage & fuel efficiency.
WR
USA - Wednesday, February 04, 2004 at 15:37:19 (EST)
some day, down basement...hanging from a hot water pipe...me...count on it
vic durst
USA - Wednesday, February 04, 2004 at 14:48:36 (EST)
Real World: My Crotch got cancelled because the lander couldn't make it out of the crater and succumbed to the sub-zero environment
Buzz "Cock" Armstrong
USA - Wednesday, February 04, 2004 at 14:39:21 (EST)
i ♥ fuggin' Durst!
satan
USA - Wednesday, February 04, 2004 at 14:33:18 (EST)
don and vic have a nice picnic
what a cute couple
USA - Wednesday, February 04, 2004 at 14:01:11 (EST)
The video does load. It just takes 5-10 minutes.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, February 04, 2004 at 13:52:33 (EST)
i'm gonna buy 5 shit bitch bears, one or two of 'em has to work
Randy
USA - Wednesday, February 04, 2004 at 13:51:20 (EST)
Earlier today this webpage had a video of the streaking guy, but now it loads sooooooo slowly, if it even loads all Maybe try it tomorrow, or later tonight.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, February 04, 2004 at 13:49:59 (EST)
“I was there, naked, apart from a plastic American football over my nether regions held on with Sellotape, doing a Riverdance in the middle of the Super Bowl, and nobody was coming after me.
“The two teams were looking at each other, trying to work out what was going on, so I started to Moonwalk.
“Then I started doing crazy body poses – and that’s when the whole of the Houston police department came chasing on the field.
“I took off on the chase. One player tried to tackle me and I dodged him and a second ran into me and gave me a shoulder charge. He was huge. I spun like a top.”
that is just so awesome. did anybody catch it, the riverdance was on camera for like 3 seconds, and the announcer said "well, it looks like the halftime show isn't over for someone" and they cut to a commercial. so freakin' funny.
Randy the "hamster"
USA - Wednesday, February 04, 2004 at 13:46:39 (EST)
I've found the perfect Valentine's Day gift.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, February 04, 2004 at 13:40:55 (EST)
HA!
Lobster
USA - Wednesday, February 04, 2004 at 13:28:12 (EST)
Chong Lee's dad.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, February 04, 2004 at 13:23:25 (EST)
somebody please shoot that fuckin' guy
vic
USA - Wednesday, February 04, 2004 at 13:00:55 (EST)
Fred Durst on stage 'guitar solo'. PRICELESS! I know I can't shred like that!
The KOL
USA - Wednesday, February 04, 2004 at 12:56:45 (EST)
somebody kiss my grits n' make it quick; hey Donzilla, you off your fat lazy @ss yet and back to work?
vic
USA - Wednesday, February 04, 2004 at 12:23:49 (EST)
Don should go on this show.
Cthulhu
USA - Wednesday, February 04, 2004 at 12:04:56 (EST)
Real World: Fox Point was cancelled once they realized that I'd stove all their poncy fucking heads in with a loaf of Portuguese sweet bread if they ever set foot in my neighborhood.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, February 04, 2004 at 11:56:06 (EST)
sunny warm days like today make the KOL think about motorcycles...specifically my dusty, comsetically and mechanically challenged one, and my other one that just needs a battery but I'm too cheap to buy one.
KOL
USA - Wednesday, February 04, 2004 at 11:52:07 (EST)
Nice security at the Super Bowl.
Suicide Streaker
USA - Wednesday, February 04, 2004 at 11:51:41 (EST)
This article is very true:
"The average American now spends an extraordinary amount of time doing work that once paid someone else's mortgage."
Lester
USA - Wednesday, February 04, 2004 at 11:51:01 (EST)
**NEWSFLASH** Good news for Don and Vic:
"The Massachusetts high court ruled Wednesday that only full, equal marriage rights for gay couples -- rather than civil unions -- would be constitutional, erasing any doubts that the nation's first same-sex marriages would take place in the state beginning in mid-May."
Lester
USA - Wednesday, February 04, 2004 at 11:47:57 (EST)
Real World: Barrington was cancelled because they spalled it "Borrington" and it was not conducive to excitement in any manner whatsoever.
tina
- Wednesday, February 04, 2004 at 11:42:35 (EST)
The mayor of Boston blames the Super Bowl riots on Sunday liquor sales.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, February 04, 2004 at 11:41:42 (EST)
The Super Bowl streaker is mad that Janet Jackson stole his spotlight.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, February 04, 2004 at 11:38:41 (EST)
Rel=REAL oh and PS theyw ere going to film it in Rumford until they realized that it was dumb there
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, February 04, 2004 at 11:27:12 (EST)
Rel World: Warwick. They were going to film here until they realized that the wagon train of malls was a cumblocker.
MJ®
USA - Wednesday, February 04, 2004 at 11:25:54 (EST)
A bride, her mother and the honor attendant went to a Target store to buy makeup for the wedding later in the day. The three were in the parking lot when the honor attendant told the bride she had slept with the groom the night before. "Obviously, this was upsetting to the bride-to-be," who assaulted the attendant, says a cop. He assumes the wedding was called off
Lester
USA - Wednesday, February 04, 2004 at 10:22:50 (EST)
you bastard! Beat me to it!
Chong
USA - Wednesday, February 04, 2004 at 09:54:32 (EST)
They were going to do real world in Rumford untill they found out it would be a lot of wine tastings and high-class social gatherings. Next they tried middletown but all the cement was messing up the audio gear.
Chong
USA - Wednesday, February 04, 2004 at 09:53:58 (EST)
Real World: Middleblob
Cthulhu
USA - Wednesday, February 04, 2004 at 09:51:17 (EST)
I voted for Real World: Manyunk
tina
- Wednesday, February 04, 2004 at 09:49:44 (EST)
TS, you must be so proud --
Real World: Philadelphia
Lester
USA - Wednesday, February 04, 2004 at 09:04:59 (EST)
"Janet Jackson exposing her breast during the Super Bowl halftime show on Sunday night has proved to be the most-searched event in the history of the Internet."
Lester
USA - Wednesday, February 04, 2004 at 08:25:59 (EST)
In case you were wondering...
Lester
USA - Wednesday, February 04, 2004 at 08:21:01 (EST)
Yeah Chong, since I never drive anywhere beside to work and back, I got a spare passenger seat in my car.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, February 04, 2004 at 08:02:55 (EST)
Anybody have a spare carseat?
Chong
USA - Wednesday, February 04, 2004 at 03:49:21 (EST)
Damn, they got BANQUET ROOMS available??
Jimmy Jump Up
USA - Tuesday, February 03, 2004 at 23:10:05 (EST)
USA - Tuesday, February 03, 2004 at 20:53:09 (EST)
my client is not permitted to relay vic's requested link due to the pending lawsuit for patent infringement. his thong was plainly chocolate ipso facto the chalkline was snapped in front of 60,000+ witnesses.
tina's lawyer
- Tuesday, February 03, 2004 at 20:38:06 (EST)
here's the dude streaking at wimbledon, vic. best i could find. i'm still looking.
gritty mcduff
USA - Tuesday, February 03, 2004 at 18:13:39 (EST)
It's a toss up 
WR
USA - Tuesday, February 03, 2004 at 17:51:42 (EST)
since I must bum rides where ever I go these days I must bid this lurk a fond fare thee well
vic
USA - Tuesday, February 03, 2004 at 17:01:12 (EST)
not a hater...merely a tour guide. Mike's Pastries (next to the also-awesome Vittorio's) is North End. Bukowski Tavern in Back Bay, off Boylston. Sam Smith Oatmeal+grappa+munchies. All U need, njorky.
tina
- Tuesday, February 03, 2004 at 16:47:10 (EST)
so none of you technophiles found a vid? or you did not accept zee challange!
vic
USA - Tuesday, February 03, 2004 at 15:46:17 (EST)
I likes it!
Li'l Mikey
USA - Tuesday, February 03, 2004 at 15:43:01 (EST)
And by Mike's "pastries" are you actually saying his "PASTRIES"?! Oh my. Lil' Mikey has a friend in Tina! Meeeeeee-YOWZA.
Njorky
USA - Tuesday, February 03, 2004 at 15:35:23 (EST)
Oh dear. Tina. Don't be a hater. I'll keep an eye out for your ATM card. Fer Shur, m'k?
Njorky
USA - Tuesday, February 03, 2004 at 15:33:54 (EST)
btw njorky when you get there i lost my ATM card somewhere between bukowski tavern and mike's pastries
tina
- Tuesday, February 03, 2004 at 15:28:54 (EST)
new york NOTHING kicks ass.
welcome to new england, njorky.
tina
- Tuesday, February 03, 2004 at 15:26:45 (EST)
Booyah! NY groundhogs kick @SS
Njork
USA - Tuesday, February 03, 2004 at 15:20:39 (EST)
**NEWSFLASH** -- "A jury today cleared an Attleboro sect member of murder in the 1999 starving death of her infant son, finding her guilty on the lesser charge of assault and battery."
Lester
USA - Tuesday, February 03, 2004 at 15:08:41 (EST)
a big slice of pie to any of you technogeeks that can produce a link to a vid. of that Brit goon dancing nude on the field at the Super Bowl
vic
USA - Tuesday, February 03, 2004 at 14:57:34 (EST)
"A CNN/Gallup poll of 200 likely voters in the seven primary states shows a strong lead for Sen. John Kerry (MA), followed closely by the other major candidates; Dr. Dio currently polls at an abysmal #16—wedged between jokey write-in candidates “Barney Fife” at #15 and “That guy who played Potsie” at #17."
Dotes
USA - Tuesday, February 03, 2004 at 14:46:37 (EST)
I just loves grits!
WR
USA - Tuesday, February 03, 2004 at 14:31:38 (EST)
i bet flo's nipples are really perky
little tweaker
USA - Tuesday, February 03, 2004 at 14:21:51 (EST)
go with th' flo
USA - Tuesday, February 03, 2004 at 14:15:10 (EST)
somebody kiss vic's grits
Flo
USA - Tuesday, February 03, 2004 at 14:08:02 (EST)
Pictures form the World Grits Festival!!!!!
TS
USA - Tuesday, February 03, 2004 at 13:58:23 (EST)
Here.
Captian Caption
USA - Tuesday, February 03, 2004 at 13:48:50 (EST)
Caption, anyone?
USA - Tuesday, February 03, 2004 at 13:48:23 (EST)
Call your doctor immediately if your erection lasts longer than 4 hours. Erections lasting more than 6 hours may result in permanent damage. If you use too much alprostadil by mistake, call your doctor immediately. Remember to wash your hands completely before using alprostadil and to clean the area of the penis that will be injected before the needle is inserted.
- Tuesday, February 03, 2004 at 13:35:47 (EST)
vic's new name = TRIXIE
tina
- Tuesday, February 03, 2004 at 13:31:51 (EST)
I have no appropriate response to that.
vic
USA - Tuesday, February 03, 2004 at 13:19:00 (EST)
Don's not the only one having gender issues at the moment...
Lester
USA - Tuesday, February 03, 2004 at 13:18:41 (EST)
Dear Baby (aka vic), Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: YOU.
Njork
USA - Tuesday, February 03, 2004 at 13:10:39 (EST)
To vic (aka WILLY): You're just mad because I'm no longer in love with you, bucko.
Njork
USA - Tuesday, February 03, 2004 at 13:09:41 (EST)
that wasn't vic, that was Vic aka MJ...no one opines better inre. @ss @cne
vic
USA - Tuesday, February 03, 2004 at 13:06:17 (EST)
Today is the 45th anniversery of the plane crash near Clear Lake, Iowa, which claimed the lives of rock 'n' roll stars Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens and J.P. "The Big Bopper" Richardson.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, February 03, 2004 at 13:05:23 (EST)
Black and Tan > Brown and Yellow
TS
USA - Tuesday, February 03, 2004 at 12:49:14 (EST)
Looks like it's the men vs. the ladies today. And Don is somewhere inbetween?
Man Janesfield
USA - Tuesday, February 03, 2004 at 12:42:46 (EST)
Why thank ye, Lester. I resemble that remark.
WR
USA - Tuesday, February 03, 2004 at 12:33:18 (EST)
Me thinks you're on to something, MJ. I'll stand on their hair whilst ye kicks them. And dammit VIC. You're an ANAL BLOOD FART.
Njork
USA - Tuesday, February 03, 2004 at 12:20:57 (EST)
Is it okay for Mr. Nelly and Mr. Diddy to squeeze and pull their penis' the whole time on NATIONAL live TV during the most SACRED of family TV viewing-the fucking SUPERBOWL. And anyone else notice that EVERY so called award winning commercial that had a woman in it depicted her as a screaming wench to a guy just trying to enjoy the game?
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, February 03, 2004 at 12:10:38 (EST)
Njork=cute as a pimple on MJ's @ss
Vic
USA - Tuesday, February 03, 2004 at 12:08:20 (EST)
Leave my significant "other" alone would ya? "It's" just as God made "it",sir. Listen to me, that halftime show WAS a 12 minute toilet flush, I'm in AGREEANCE with the hoser. Exactly what Don sings about in Benny Sizzler's hit "LA Shitstarter"- "...more shit than a halftime show..." What happened to the good ole fashioned Reba Macintyres and the comely Hellen Reddys of the entertaiment world singing us all a nice song?
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, February 03, 2004 at 12:07:28 (EST)
Tron=Just a good friend.
Chong
USA - Tuesday, February 03, 2004 at 11:48:50 (EST)
Drugsy=Nice to talk to.
Chong
USA - Tuesday, February 03, 2004 at 11:48:19 (EST)
Don=Safe
Chong
USA - Tuesday, February 03, 2004 at 11:47:11 (EST)
they cut off my yang so now i drink yuengling.
yah the fractal sites got clobbered. same thing's happened so much at /. that it's now a verb, as in we've been "slashdotted".
tina
- Tuesday, February 03, 2004 at 11:45:55 (EST)
Now your yang will scare no tang.
Chong
USA - Tuesday, February 03, 2004 at 11:41:46 (EST)
I am ying to my own yang.
Don
USA - Tuesday, February 03, 2004 at 11:32:57 (EST)
Flegg?
Cthulhu
USA - Tuesday, February 03, 2004 at 11:25:52 (EST)
Guess what little bastard took today off?
The KOL
USA - Tuesday, February 03, 2004 at 11:22:36 (EST)
Here's a fun little art project for people with no concept whatsoever of human decency.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, February 03, 2004 at 11:17:12 (EST)
A Canadian writes about the Super Bowl halftime show in an article called "Bare Breast Not Nearly as Offensive as Cynical American Jingoism." Hee hee! He even works in a Guess Who reference. Favorite quote:
"From beginning to end, the spectacle was a 12-minute toilet flush of uninspired lip-synch performances anchored by a hymn to rednecks by Kid Rock." HA!
Lester
USA - Tuesday, February 03, 2004 at 11:14:42 (EST)
Oh yeah, because the Defecatur's Dollar Narragansett night attracts such a high caliber of woman. All brains and class, that lot was.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, February 03, 2004 at 11:08:34 (EST)
Is there an "opposite sex" for what Don has become?
Chong
USA - Tuesday, February 03, 2004 at 11:05:44 (EST)
If you by "people", women, then I can see that you would be uncomfortable. I know you don't have much opportunity to converse with the opposite sex over there on the East Side.
WR
USA - Tuesday, February 03, 2004 at 11:03:29 (EST)
Fractal update for Tina.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, February 03, 2004 at 10:56:34 (EST)
Cheffy, I need an effin job up Beantown way. Since it's been awhile since I been in the biz (if at all, really) I'm afraid I'm gonna hafta do another (gasp!) internship. FUCK. I can't take it in the meatworld anymore. I just wanna play with food.
Njork
USA - Tuesday, February 03, 2004 at 10:50:35 (EST)
Fuck yeah I was uncomfortable! I had to sit at a bar! And drink! And talk to people! FOR HOURS!! It was horrible. . .
Lester
USA - Tuesday, February 03, 2004 at 10:45:29 (EST)
Yeah, Iron Chef, poor ole Lester looked soooo uncomfortable drinking at the Defecateur. Too bad you couldn't extend your stay for the big gala this weekend. Hopefully, Dexter will not be too skeered to leave the Bakefield environs after his sojourn to the sunny Caribes. How 'bout you & QOC get together & start a club/dinner establishment? ONLY late night shows.
WR
USA - Tuesday, February 03, 2004 at 10:30:43 (EST)
Oh yeah Tina...still Looking North (Know any investors, think it's time to set up my own shop)...and Lester, I beg your forgiveness...I am sometimes a dick. Lo ciento mi amigo.
chef
USA - Tuesday, February 03, 2004 at 10:05:17 (EST)
Meant to say Tina Colada = funny
TS
USA - Tuesday, February 03, 2004 at 10:00:35 (EST)
Was here until 11:30 last night, MJ, making buildings to conquer the world!!!! Glad your Samsonite is holding up, Cheffy. And Janet's tits are older than Justin Timberlake.
TS
USA - Tuesday, February 03, 2004 at 09:59:43 (EST)
Yeah Cheffy, screw you and that fucking asstard Dexter. I risked life and limb by going to the West Side to meet you suckfucks, and you don't even have the balls to show up. So fuck you twice. If I ever meet you, I'm going to have a donnybrook on your fucking gay face.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, February 03, 2004 at 09:43:26 (EST)
blow me cheffy. you're still on the hunt for local cheffying right?
bet boston traffic is just frickin lovely today.....
tina
- Tuesday, February 03, 2004 at 09:10:47 (EST)
I'm back from vacation my bitches. Sorry for the no show WR, threat of "Winter Nightmare" scared old lady Dexter...TS, my Samsonite Luggage behaved remarkably well on my sojourn, Tina Colada...you freakin' girl...Drugsy, what the hell, you fallin' apart on us?...Njork, sorry, no Boston right now, MJ, Lester, KOL, Chong Lee et. al...keep up the good work. Thanks for coming in.
cheffy
USA - Tuesday, February 03, 2004 at 09:04:08 (EST)
wicked cool fractal ott (like stuff on google.com today)
tina
- Tuesday, February 03, 2004 at 08:38:29 (EST)
"Go ahead and hate your neighbor,
Go ahead and cheat a friend.
Do it in the name of Heaven,
You can justify it in the end.
There won't be any trumpets blowing
Come the judgement day,
On the bloody morning after....
One tin soldier rides away."
Lester <
SomeDirtyHippy@FreedomSchool.com>
USA - Tuesday, February 03, 2004 at 08:15:31 (EST)
Bush's new $401.7 billion defense budget doesn't even include funds for Iraq or Afghanistan.
Lobster
USA - Tuesday, February 03, 2004 at 07:58:21 (EST)
Al Gore's kid forced into rehab.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, February 03, 2004 at 07:42:10 (EST)
Hey TS, don't work so hard. You missed all the JanTIT Jackson hoopla and the renaming of Boris to TINA COLADA.
MJ®
USA - Monday, February 02, 2004 at 23:10:03 (EST)
Hello Lurkers! Guess who's been at work for 12 1/2 hours?
TS
USA - Monday, February 02, 2004 at 21:39:28 (EST)
her name was Tina Colada
she likes to do the lambada
a pretty little girl with flowers in her hair
rocked in minnie skirts and make everybody stare
asked me where did I meet her?
this pretty little senorita
I met her in frisco right after a show
hanging out on the town with my man Carlos
but why Tina, do you cause so much trouble? (trouble)
the way that you dance makes all the men think they love you, love you
her name was Tina Colada
she used to drive her daddy's impala
but where she go her daddy wouldn't know
she'd be out dirty dancing with a sexy glow
now everybody's trying to meet her
through her sister margarita
the artist formerly known as ( )
- Monday, February 02, 2004 at 20:41:16 (EST)
me likey.
( )
- Monday, February 02, 2004 at 20:36:52 (EST)
TINA COLADA
new name for ( )
USA - Monday, February 02, 2004 at 20:01:40 (EST)
dynamic surgery indeed, especially considering don's about 18 inches too...
( )
- Monday, February 02, 2004 at 19:35:08 (EST)
that's udderly insane
moo
USA - Monday, February 02, 2004 at 19:32:02 (EST)
Yeah, and why isn't this headline news today?
da link
USA - Monday, February 02, 2004 at 19:25:31 (EST)
wait a minute, i've almost got 'em lined up...
little tweaker
USA - Monday, February 02, 2004 at 19:25:05 (EST)
Sure, it's okay to kill people over a fucking retarded football game but show one breast and OH MY GOD..."One killed as Patriots fans get violent"
Where is the LOVE?
USA - Monday, February 02, 2004 at 19:24:18 (EST)
i remember that like it was yesterday, MJ. i think that was my 15 minutes of fame.
Randy, your "wardrobe malfunction"
USA - Monday, February 02, 2004 at 19:16:53 (EST)
Hey was that another wardrobe malfunction or did I really see Face and Njorky on today's lurk?
MJ®
USA - Monday, February 02, 2004 at 19:14:12 (EST)
Hey, I had a "wardrobe malfunction" once myself. Only it was in my shorts and then it ran down my leg.
MJ®
USA - Monday, February 02, 2004 at 19:05:58 (EST)
hurry up with that carrot, croc, the wax is hot
Putana D'iablo waxing salon
USA - Monday, February 02, 2004 at 19:01:33 (EST)
croc+carrot waxing=not quite ready for prime time
LCC
USA - Monday, February 02, 2004 at 18:57:00 (EST)
Are you insinuating that MJ® is slowly turning Don into José through the dynamic use of surgery?
Jocelyne Wildenstein
USA - Monday, February 02, 2004 at 18:55:00 (EST)
here's lookin' at you, vic
Smiley Pirate
USA - Monday, February 02, 2004 at 18:53:38 (EST)
now that I've done a sufficient amount of porn surfing I feel ready to do my theology homework. later y'all
croc
USA - Monday, February 02, 2004 at 18:53:22 (EST)
greetings to the face
croc
USA - Monday, February 02, 2004 at 18:50:54 (EST)
perhaps the inspiration for Black Hole Sun?
croc
USA - Monday, February 02, 2004 at 18:49:31 (EST)
Ohicroc :)
Face
USA - Monday, February 02, 2004 at 18:48:20 (EST)
i like to play rinky dink on my happy organ!
P.W. Herman
USA - Monday, February 02, 2004 at 18:48:16 (EST)
I can't say as I find this boob offensive in any way.
and that was no pastie, check the areola hardware out up close.
croc is an offending boob
USA - Monday, February 02, 2004 at 18:47:08 (EST)
I'd prefer a little wardrobe malfunction myself.
Face
USA - Monday, February 02, 2004 at 18:38:56 (EST)
hey don didn't jose theodore have that same sex change operation?
( )
- Monday, February 02, 2004 at 18:38:29 (EST)
anyone feel like removing an organ?
vic
USA - Monday, February 02, 2004 at 18:34:28 (EST)
I refuse to have any sex or sexual connotations ruin my enjoyment of acts of extreme violence.
Droogie #1
USA - Monday, February 02, 2004 at 18:30:42 (EST)
Speaking of lil gn'r, has ANYBODY seen what's happened to my face lately? I make Mark Hamill's appearence-altering car crash look like a trip to the Putana D'iablo waxing salon up on Atwells...
Axyl Rose
USA - Monday, February 02, 2004 at 17:49:44 (EST)
fortunately heads were not severed as well...I'll have to dig that document up...
vic
USA - Monday, February 02, 2004 at 17:06:58 (EST)
Another inappropriate headline: "NFL: No place for TITillation in Super Bowl menu"
WR
USA - Monday, February 02, 2004 at 16:58:50 (EST)
Sorry, forgot the GNR link:
http://www.lilgnr.com/
Leftcoaster
USA - Monday, February 02, 2004 at 16:52:05 (EST)
Guns 'N' Roses lives! This is really strange.
leftcoaster
CA USA - Monday, February 02, 2004 at 16:50:15 (EST)
uhm well, that's in there too; don't worry we've got EVERYTHING covered
vic
USA - Monday, February 02, 2004 at 16:25:45 (EST)
What about the Spector that is concerned about TEETH WHITENING
MJ®
USA - Monday, February 02, 2004 at 16:15:08 (EST)
oh boy
vic
USA - Monday, February 02, 2004 at 15:59:51 (EST)
Wait, are you talking about Phil "the Archeologist" Spector? From Harvard?
Lester
USA - Monday, February 02, 2004 at 15:37:26 (EST)
ties with the specter have been severed; is that really Don's dirty rotten filthy infected unsavory organ? not to mention his ghoulish insides
vic
USA - Monday, February 02, 2004 at 15:12:14 (EST)
Yes, Vic, it's time to share the info with all of the lurk world
WR
USA - Monday, February 02, 2004 at 15:01:29 (EST)
Thanks for more TIT coverage WR! MJ can't get enough! Vic, WHO is the "Phil" Spector of which you speak?
That is REALLY Don's rotten organ. I shit you not.
MJ®
USA - Monday, February 02, 2004 at 14:58:17 (EST)
dirty, don't bother me, I'm assembling 10 of today's hottest hits so that I may be taken to the next level
vic
USA - Monday, February 02, 2004 at 14:46:15 (EST)
keep it clean vic.
()
- Monday, February 02, 2004 at 14:38:18 (EST)
John Kerry's disturbing secret uncovered:
He used to be a bass player.
Lester
USA - Monday, February 02, 2004 at 14:37:52 (EST)
good (not great) headline--probing one might say
WR
USA - Monday, February 02, 2004 at 14:10:53 (EST)
I'm offended by that organ
WR
USA - Monday, February 02, 2004 at 14:06:25 (EST)
that organ is fucking offensive
vic
USA - Monday, February 02, 2004 at 14:05:08 (EST)
Another offending organ: 
WiseGuy
USA - Monday, February 02, 2004 at 13:35:05 (EST)
The offending organ.
USA - Monday, February 02, 2004 at 13:21:50 (EST)
tis i, tis i! now, do you or do you not want to make it to the next level? bring 10 songs over
the mystery 'producer'
USA - Monday, February 02, 2004 at 13:18:29 (EST)
T MINUS NINE DAYS AND I'M MOVING.
Njorky
USA - Monday, February 02, 2004 at 13:17:28 (EST)
Hey VIC! Don's out! They let him out! He's not on solids yet so don't try to force anything on him. Now, WHO is the mystery producer all you cretins were giggling about last week? I've been so out of the reindeer games.
MJ®
USA - Monday, February 02, 2004 at 13:09:21 (EST)
Thx for the boob reportage Les, I'm a little too obsessed with the stunt. I need more and more-photos, explanations, scripts, whatever you can give me. As for Don's sex change, let me just say that the rotten little pinky sized organ was removed and now he can begin to feel like a normal girl again.
MJ®
USA - Monday, February 02, 2004 at 13:06:34 (EST)
I gotta say, I kinda like WR's 10 song, next-level, hit list...
vic
USA - Monday, February 02, 2004 at 13:04:59 (EST)
and yeah, new level...10 songs...interested?
vic
USA - Monday, February 02, 2004 at 13:02:49 (EST)
yo donski, how's Newport Hospital's new wing ding?
vic
USA - Monday, February 02, 2004 at 13:02:20 (EST)
Don's out? How'd the sex change go?
Lester
USA - Monday, February 02, 2004 at 12:57:42 (EST)
And you all bought that hospital crap. Yes that was I in my cellophane thong. What Chong posted is a shot of me showing LB Don Davis that I got more moves than u-haul.
Vicadon
USA - Monday, February 02, 2004 at 12:33:02 (EST)
Exploding whales. Oh my.
Njorky
USA - Monday, February 02, 2004 at 12:17:56 (EST)
Tigers sign Pudge.
Lester
USA - Monday, February 02, 2004 at 11:46:19 (EST)
thx Chong!
- Monday, February 02, 2004 at 11:40:42 (EST)
PROVIDENCE -- Police have identified the owner of a convenience store who was shot dead Friday night.
Deborah Tyrell, 46, was pronounced dead at the scene in Providence. She was found by police on the floor behind the counter of the West End Market, which she owned with her husband.
Police had made no arrests as of Saturday afternoon.
Chong
USA - Monday, February 02, 2004 at 11:35:24 (EST)
Where the fuck is Mean Joe on this list?!?
Lester
USA - Monday, February 02, 2004 at 11:32:26 (EST)
hey anybody know the name of the poor lady who got shot in her convenience store on bucklin st this weekend? maybe friday? can't find on blojo.com...thx...
boris
- Monday, February 02, 2004 at 11:31:04 (EST)
Golden Palace? Super Bowel? Whatever you guys in Benny Sizzler paid that streaker in endorsement money, it was well-spent. All hail the brown'n'yeller.
()
- Monday, February 02, 2004 at 11:12:11 (EST)
And here it is.
Lester
USA - Monday, February 02, 2004 at 11:01:20 (EST)
Here's a quick story about the boobage. I'll post a better article if I find one.
Lester
USA - Monday, February 02, 2004 at 10:49:30 (EST)
Happy Candlemas, everybody!
Lester
USA - Monday, February 02, 2004 at 10:47:37 (EST)
DON AT THE BIG GAME!
Ben G
USA - Monday, February 02, 2004 at 10:40:34 (EST)
Good morning lurkers. okay. WTF?? is that TIT?!!!! I mean WHA HAPPENED?!! I sat through the entire halftime travesty and I MISSED that scene. WHAT THE FUCK WAS I doing? Did I cast my glance away for but a minute? Did it make it to TV? WTF?!!! What WAS supposed to happen?!! What IS that thing on the nipple? Lester, please fine a news story to post for me to read.
MJ®
USA - Monday, February 02, 2004 at 10:38:12 (EST)
In case you missed it, here's a hi-res picture of Janet Jackson's tit.
Lester
USA - Monday, February 02, 2004 at 09:51:47 (EST)
panther coach=doosh. not syllable one giving props to pats. punk-ass. every panther player i saw interviewed gave at least *some* ups to someone on the pats, even if they were small ups. yes there were gift points on both sides but.....hey buddy, you got out-coached. two-point try with almost 13 minutes left? how'd that work out for ya. punk-ass smirky boy. you LOSE.
()
- Monday, February 02, 2004 at 09:34:04 (EST)
Not feelin' so smart now, are ya Trebek?
Lester
USA - Monday, February 02, 2004 at 08:47:26 (EST)
#809 and #810 over the weekend.
Lester
USA - Monday, February 02, 2004 at 08:37:18 (EST)
- Monday, February 02, 2004 at 08:20:04 (EST)
oh and the jake del-go-homme kid? real nice effort, laddie.
()
- Monday, February 02, 2004 at 07:43:29 (EST)
i shall never miss another kevin costner film.
()
- Sunday, February 01, 2004 at 22:39:01 (EST)
I SAID CONSUMMATE VVV'SS
WR
USA - Sunday, February 01, 2004 at 20:35:05 (EST)
#1. I'm all outta love
#2. Su-su-sudio
#3. Dream weaver
#4. Whatever gets you thru the night
#5. Afternoon deee-lite
#6. 2 tickets to paradise
#7. Uncle Milky
#8. Don't @#ck up my buzz
#9. Rocky Point
#10. whatever that Elton John/Kiki Dee song was
WR
USA - Sunday, February 01, 2004 at 19:19:34 (EST)
NewsFlash: Don's appendix quits band. "If I have to abcess, rupture and ooze to get the fuck out of this crap band then so be it. That new kid Plectrum makes me sick. Literally." The appendix further stated that he's currently auditioning for other local producers in the home state of RI, but primarily wants to get bands within the studio & into a national level status. Call or email if you have 10 songs to work with.
Vicadon
USA - Sunday, February 01, 2004 at 17:08:55 (EST)
That fuggin shit is funny!
"Mean" Joseph Fuggin-Fuchs
USA - Sunday, February 01, 2004 at 16:41:37 (EST)
PONTIAC TO RENAME SPORTS CAR
Move Seen as Attempt to Boost Flagging Sales
(AP) DETROIT: Seeking to regain momentum for its popular sports car, Pontiac today unveiled plans to rename the model to honor a legendary local car enthusiast and capture more of the desirable youth market.
In a press release, company spokesmen said the 2005 Pontiac Trons Am would be in vendor lots by late August.
The name change sent immediate ripples throughout the global carmaking industry. "We so hosed now," blurted Toyota chairman Kung Pow, before his chief aide took the microphone and added. "Maybe not total hose but it true. Our rice rocket no stand chance. We pretty gooned."
Stateside, industrialist Lee Iacocca took a moment to speak from the production line of Chrysler's electric bicycle department. "Pretty smooth move by them," he stated. He then appeared to smirk while pointing to his groin.
Tron's hand-picked soy-grown spokesman "Mean" Joseph Fuggin-Fuchs, was initially happy with the announcement. "Poor Tron, that @#$%^& has had a tough week. I'm sure this'll cheer his lame @#$ up some."
But when told that the naming of the car did not include a free 2005 Trons Am, or even the use of one, Fuggin-Fuchs became animated. "%^&* ME UP THE #$%!" he shouted. "What good is it if we don't get a #$%^& free car, you #$%&&%*#@ing mother#$(*()%#ers!"
Later that day, Fuggin-Fuchs announced the launch of his anti-Pontiac website, TronsAmHATE.org. He said it would begin accepting donations immediately.
From Wire Reports
- Sunday, February 01, 2004 at 09:54:34 (EST)
hahahahahhhahahahahha
pretty funny
USA - Sunday, February 01, 2004 at 09:17:25 (EST)
michael jackson says:"If you're old enough to be seven then you're old enough to be ate"
Brad Religion
USA - Sunday, February 01, 2004 at 07:53:31 (EST)
How many michael jacksons does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, as long as one of them is twelve.
Brad Religion
USA - Sunday, February 01, 2004 at 07:51:32 (EST)
if you say rock it should play BENNY SIZZLER, or you got scroot.
()
- Sunday, February 01, 2004 at 01:08:56 (EST)
I have a new car stereo. It has voice activation software. If you say rock, it plays rock; if you say jazz it plays jazz. On my way home last night some kids ran out in front of my car. Hitting the skids I yelled "fvcking kids." The radio started playing Michael Jackson.
WR
USA - Saturday, January 31, 2004 at 21:42:30 (EST)
BENNY SIZZLER RULES!!!!!!!
( )
- Saturday, January 31, 2004 at 09:57:03 (EST)
OK I sow the news but I figure out which one of those guys was chil. Tonights follow up story is all about how MJ signed up for make a wish foundation and said she wanted to be in chong lee band just for one day. Turns out she's fine and was all a lie. On another note the kid in the wheelchair from the mcdonalds ad will be in the band for one day.
Chong
USA - Saturday, January 31, 2004 at 07:19:13 (EST)
one word- deangoesnuts.... cut to the juicy shit
croc
USA - Saturday, January 31, 2004 at 04:17:23 (EST)
for you linear cats, click this.
croc
USA - Saturday, January 31, 2004 at 04:09:25 (EST)
I've discovered a set of domino implications. Jazz poetry, pointless meanderings, and a heap-o-absurdity. Here's discovery #1. OK, I'm lying, the path is so twisted I ain't got a clue where to start. Stuff marked Entropy Garden bears a certain lurk-like quality. State of unBeing issues are a treasure trove of well-thought insanity. And for the dinosaurs amongst us, BBS and sysop minutia abounds if ya start here.
croc
USA - Saturday, January 31, 2004 at 04:05:26 (EST)
I fucking fired my editor so hard. That fuck got in too many shots of the fucked up dude getting in and out of the hospital bed. Not to mention I seen better tattoos in prison.
Barbara Morse
USA - Friday, January 30, 2004 at 20:10:39 (EST)
and on that note, good day cruel appendix
vic
USA - Friday, January 30, 2004 at 19:34:13 (EST)
Main Entry: spleen
Pronunciation: 'splEn
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English splen, from Middle French or Latin; Middle French esplen, from Latin splen, from Greek splEn; akin to Latin lien spleen, Sanskrit plIhan
1 : a highly vascular ductless organ that is located in the left abdominal region near the stomach or intestine of most vertebrates and is concerned with final destruction of red blood cells, filtration and storage of blood, and production of lymphocytes
2 obsolete : the seat of emotions or passions
3 archaic : MELANCHOLY
4 : feelings of anger or ill will often suppressed
5 obsolete : a sudden impulse or whim : CAPRICE
synonym see MALICE
vic
USA - Friday, January 30, 2004 at 19:33:09 (EST)
is the spleen as useless as an index? I mean appendix
WR
USA - Friday, January 30, 2004 at 18:56:10 (EST)
WR, I don't THINK you'd sh!t me...TS, if your pipes froze down there in My-yammy, then Don is shitting himself as I type this...
vic
USA - Friday, January 30, 2004 at 18:38:18 (EST)
LISTENING to baba morse now...the new wing sounds WING DING...computers...adjustable beds...state of the art call-bell system...i think i need my spleen out
vic
USA - Friday, January 30, 2004 at 18:36:04 (EST)
i was jealous of salad cream because it was getting too much attention
cocktail sauce
USA - Friday, January 30, 2004 at 18:28:26 (EST)
WEENUS-
An exceptionally small penis.
I used to think Jammy was right macho until i heard he had a weenus.
ï
USA - Friday, January 30, 2004 at 18:22:40 (EST)
Now why you gotta go ruin "salad cream" for me like that?
TS
USA - Friday, January 30, 2004 at 18:17:31 (EST)
the dark side of salad cream...
yuk
USA - Friday, January 30, 2004 at 18:13:24 (EST)
All of my pipes froze. too.
TS
USA - Friday, January 30, 2004 at 17:52:53 (EST)
Would I sh!t you?
WR
USA - Friday, January 30, 2004 at 17:52:48 (EST)
you have GOT to be sh!tting me
vic
USA - Friday, January 30, 2004 at 17:44:01 (EST)
Not frozen indoor pipes, Vic, frozen sewer pipe OUTSIDE.
WR
USA - Friday, January 30, 2004 at 17:32:59 (EST)
and another angle on the dangle...
USA - Friday, January 30, 2004 at 17:30:19 (EST)
and I give you once again, Emcee McNoggin...
SHUT UP YOU CRUD!
Beat ya :Þ
