lurkive 23dec03-16jan04




other lurkers suggested the goat might be the result of an act of lester...
Obie Noxious
USA - Friday, January 16, 2004 at 15:54:26 (EST)
grip butt right, leave.
boris
somewhere in the berkshires, - Friday, January 16, 2004 at 15:54:23 (EST)
are you familiar with my work?
H. Ornery Goat
USA - Friday, January 16, 2004 at 15:47:00 (EST)
Alright you people, who's been snortin' bucks?
Officer Friendly
- Friday, January 16, 2004 at 15:37:05 (EST)
Some community members suggested the goat might have been the result of an act of bestiality.
some lurkers wondered where vic goes on these "vacations"
USA - Friday, January 16, 2004 at 15:32:56 (EST)
look me in the eye
boris
- Friday, January 16, 2004 at 14:44:39 (EST)
Elton. I got a package from Awesome Record Company, but the contents were anything but. How very 21st century (double aughts).
Don Male Bomb
USA - Friday, January 16, 2004 at 14:17:01 (EST)
caption: something about vic, a woody and shoes.
boris
- Friday, January 16, 2004 at 14:06:58 (EST)
Oh & BTW, quite a statement Ms. Goldsmith was making for the rest of us aging men. Unfortunate and ironic.
WR
USA - Friday, January 16, 2004 at 14:05:23 (EST)
As of Wednesday night the QOC was stating that she will indeed be attending shows at the Green Room tomorrow and next Saturday night. She also states that changing her mind is her perogative & that something might come up to prevent her from being there (i.e. being too drunk to stand up from a Decatur barstool or staying in watching HBO & cuddling with Gracie). Mr Blurr has in fact been playing with the Sleazies for a while and this is their record release party. SOOO...see you there!
WR
USA - Friday, January 16, 2004 at 14:03:59 (EST)
RIP -- Olivia Goldsmith, the author of First Wive's Club -- a comedic indictment of urban men's insatiable desire for younger and younger-looking women -- has died due to complications from a facelift.
Lester
USA - Friday, January 16, 2004 at 13:33:12 (EST)
Shit. Here's the photo that wouldn't post.
Captian Caption
USA - Friday, January 16, 2004 at 13:25:24 (EST)

Your caption here
USA - Friday, January 16, 2004 at 13:24:11 (EST)
Kojack: Drive your car next to thins one and blow both of them up.
TS
USA - Friday, January 16, 2004 at 13:17:58 (EST)
Solution. Remove bomb from car, strap to your body, run into NV @ the Strand. Detonate. Kill 2 birds with one stone.
KOL
USA - Friday, January 16, 2004 at 12:44:18 (EST)
I've got this problem with my car. Every time I go to start it up it explodes. I think it's got some kind of car bomb or something. Flegg, KOL, any suggestions?
Kojack
USA - Friday, January 16, 2004 at 12:32:26 (EST)

 
- Friday, January 16, 2004 at 12:21:45 (EST)
Computer monitor?
Dork
USA - Friday, January 16, 2004 at 11:46:38 (EST)
NAMBLA=National Alliance of Marlon Brando Look Alikes?
Bi Curious George
USA - Friday, January 16, 2004 at 11:37:27 (EST)
Benny Sizzler needs to put more of this in their monitors.
Lester
USA - Friday, January 16, 2004 at 11:32:09 (EST)
Hey Don, you ever get that mail order mail bomb?
Elton Chong
USA - Friday, January 16, 2004 at 10:17:20 (EST)
I need a mars bar. I've had ten so far. It helps me, makes me, work rest and play.
Chong undertone
USA - Friday, January 16, 2004 at 10:15:25 (EST)
mmm appetizing

USA - Friday, January 16, 2004 at 10:12:20 (EST)
Deep fucking fried Mars bars. GET SOME!
Drugsy
USA - Friday, January 16, 2004 at 10:09:04 (EST)
Mars ain't the kind of place To raise your kids In fact, it's cold as hell And there's no one there to raise them If you did
Elton Chong
USA - Friday, January 16, 2004 at 09:48:30 (EST)
Fucking drummers:

"Judas Priest drummer accused of sexually abusing 17 year old boy"
Lester
USA - Friday, January 16, 2004 at 09:44:26 (EST)


Yes, but nothing ever happens on Mars
Corky St. Clair
USA - Friday, January 16, 2004 at 09:29:28 (EST)
It's warmer on Mars than in Rhode Island.
TS
USA - Friday, January 16, 2004 at 09:11:14 (EST)
Click on groinwood coat of arms to visit new non-blog FID's web experience.

Chong Lee
USA - Friday, January 16, 2004 at 08:41:22 (EST)
Hey Boris, I found you a new job.
Lester
USA - Friday, January 16, 2004 at 08:19:09 (EST)
Bush wants to give 3.7 billion dollars to religious groups.
Lester
USA - Friday, January 16, 2004 at 08:11:05 (EST)
Headline of the week:
"Streakers In Restaurant Watch As Their Car Is Stolen"

Lester
USA - Friday, January 16, 2004 at 07:58:32 (EST)
A leading Spanish politician says:

"Hey, and our colleague (Tony) Blair? He's a complete dickhead (un gilipollas integral). He's an imbecile."
Lester
USA - Friday, January 16, 2004 at 07:41:17 (EST)


"'Bush go home' and 'peace not war' the predominantly black crowd of protesters shouted from behind a barrier of buses, as Bush paid tribute to King on the 75th anniversary of his birth."
Lester
USA - Friday, January 16, 2004 at 07:38:15 (EST)
Ghiorse Factor: 1
Lobster
USA - Friday, January 16, 2004 at 07:20:36 (EST)
5 below?!? Fuck this shit...
Lester
USA - Friday, January 16, 2004 at 07:19:05 (EST)
WR, I have it on good authority that pete burr will be making his sleazy debut next week. Is this confirmed? Will the QOC be there?
MJ®
USA - Thursday, January 15, 2004 at 22:37:42 (EST)
Pats 34
Dolts 20

Zefross Moss
- Thursday, January 15, 2004 at 22:30:16 (EST)
hot patootie, bless my soul
really love that rock and roll
hot patootie, bless my soul
really love that rock and roll

boris loaf
- Thursday, January 15, 2004 at 21:58:05 (EST)
MJ likes dicking sissy dudes!
who knew?
USA - Thursday, January 15, 2004 at 21:45:44 (EST)
HI TS, HI WR. I'M NOT SAYING HI TO ANY OF THE BOYS.
MJ®
USA - Thursday, January 15, 2004 at 19:23:35 (EST)
i did'nt know ts likes cupcakes.
flegg
USA - Thursday, January 15, 2004 at 19:22:51 (EST)
You paying for my flight, WR?
TS
USA - Thursday, January 15, 2004 at 18:03:05 (EST)


My Big Fat Wedding Cupcake-eating Whale of a Wife Who Don't do Shit but eat and shit and cost me money

If you are reading this, baby, I'm just kidding.I swear, I can't wait to tap yo' ass wit the quickness...
The Mann
USA - Thursday, January 15, 2004 at 16:42:36 (EST)


There is nothing wrong with me.
Guy Colonic
USA - Thursday, January 15, 2004 at 16:23:06 (EST)
TS--come back for the weekend--Suicide Lickers, Swank, & Magnificent 7 (or 9 or 15 or however many) Sat night, Green Room. Come back to the cold, there's peace in the cold. I have it on good authority that the QOC will be making an appearance. But that might have been the krazy kundalini yoga chanting talking. Satanama, namaste, shanti
WR
USA - Thursday, January 15, 2004 at 16:18:15 (EST)

TS
USA - Thursday, January 15, 2004 at 16:00:23 (EST)
Don we now?
Guy Apparel
- Thursday, January 15, 2004 at 15:44:36 (EST)
burp more = pee less
Guy Carbonnated
- Thursday, January 15, 2004 at 15:42:19 (EST)
Hey bladder bladder bladder. Suh-wing bladder
Guy Colonic
USA - Thursday, January 15, 2004 at 14:29:53 (EST)
Stacy Peralta's new film "Riding Giants" opening Sundance this year

WR
USA - Thursday, January 15, 2004 at 14:00:10 (EST)
"Oh, my God! That's Hank Rollins in a Beemer with Sabbath pounding!" The best thing is to drive around in that thing with the new Slayer CD in it, and watch people's heads turn. I have cops wave at me, like, "No shit, there goes that Black Flag dude." Black Flag's old roadie from '82 saw me pull up in that thing at the wrap party for a movie, and he said, "Hank Rollins, punk rock has been very good to me!" Which is what I say all the time. It's hilarious.
WR
USA - Thursday, January 15, 2004 at 13:55:33 (EST)
Be afraid of these books, Boris
WR
USA - Thursday, January 15, 2004 at 13:53:05 (EST)
they tease the dog, they eat my food, they have that monkey attitude--TS, beware the monkees
WR
USA - Thursday, January 15, 2004 at 13:50:37 (EST)
for a change, genuinely scarin' me.
boris
- Thursday, January 15, 2004 at 12:03:18 (EST)
pretty soon the blog will just be a regular old website anyway. This way it's free. So why dont you take your sarcastic old ass and shove it up your ass.
Chong Lee
USA - Thursday, January 15, 2004 at 11:57:28 (EST)
I believe the fingerprints on that chainsaw belong to a certain MEAN JOE.
The Nuge's Lawyer
- Thursday, January 15, 2004 at 11:49:40 (EST)
They had blogs 52 years ago?
Chong Lee
USA - Thursday, January 15, 2004 at 11:39:10 (EST)
A real man... Anyway. WTF lurkers. I seen what kind of mean things have been writtin' about me here in my absence. You can't hurt me with words. Chong, I had a blog once...
MJ®
USA - Thursday, January 15, 2004 at 11:36:10 (EST)
Fie on you farvererearea
Chong Lee
USA - Thursday, January 15, 2004 at 11:31:26 (EST)
more useless data crowding important data out of your brain:
  • There's no Betty Rubble in Flintstones Chewables vitamins
  • Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance

boris
- Thursday, January 15, 2004 at 11:04:31 (EST)
KOL, let's book show so I can call it off!
Chong Lee
USA - Thursday, January 15, 2004 at 10:06:06 (EST)
"Women around the world are being told they can now have an orgasm at the touch of a button."

Women can have orgasms? Huh. Never knew that.
Lester
USA - Thursday, January 15, 2004 at 09:37:15 (EST)


Flegg.
TS
USA - Thursday, January 15, 2004 at 09:02:53 (EST)
cahhhhhn't be me, flegg. no jazzed-up neoplans on that site.
boris
- Thursday, January 15, 2004 at 07:55:43 (EST)
flegg

USA - Thursday, January 15, 2004 at 00:13:33 (EST)
flegg

USA - Thursday, January 15, 2004 at 00:12:58 (EST)
someone should take those 3 wiggers and throw them in the supermax lockup at the ACI. they'd be somebody's bitch in a new york minute.
flegg
USA - Wednesday, January 14, 2004 at 21:18:36 (EST)
how about pontiac GTO?
flegg
USA - Wednesday, January 14, 2004 at 21:14:15 (EST)
who are the 3 white nigga's? why its none other than boris, chong and lester the molester. them's some badass lookin' boys.
flegg
USA - Wednesday, January 14, 2004 at 21:13:08 (EST)
"Serial CTO"? more like "cereal CTO." not entirely unlike booberry.
boris
- Wednesday, January 14, 2004 at 21:09:58 (EST)
Boris?

USA - Wednesday, January 14, 2004 at 20:49:27 (EST)
"He is so good with the holding role."


boris butt
- Wednesday, January 14, 2004 at 18:53:21 (EST)
isn't "Number 2 Tord" redundant?
boris
- Wednesday, January 14, 2004 at 18:51:25 (EST)
Nicky Butt's number 2 shut down my machine.
Guy Colonic
USA - Wednesday, January 14, 2004 at 17:38:54 (EST)
PG: wicked gay.
TS
USA - Wednesday, January 14, 2004 at 16:36:42 (EST)
another reason bush is worst president ever
WR
USA - Wednesday, January 14, 2004 at 16:08:09 (EST)
headline of the day
boris
- Wednesday, January 14, 2004 at 16:05:40 (EST)
Besides exercising, Bush's biggest release from his job is chain sawing branches into huge piles in the summer, with Secret Service agents hovering nearby to protect him from falling limbs as he trims. In the winter, Bush and his heartiest alpha aides burn the towering pyramids of cedar
WR
USA - Wednesday, January 14, 2004 at 14:47:39 (EST)
Sounds like I have to enforce the two dogs in the bed rule for tonight.
WR
USA - Wednesday, January 14, 2004 at 14:32:28 (EST)
I like to hide my nipples behing my blong blong (on right), AND I am a tad pudgy with a sharp beard thingy (drawn on w/ a sharpie due to lack of actual facial hairz)
Don
USA - Wednesday, January 14, 2004 at 13:16:12 (EST)
damn you all. I'm going to get some lunch.
KOL
USA - Wednesday, January 14, 2004 at 13:12:41 (EST)
HAHAHAHAHAHA. Nice one, TS!
WR
USA - Wednesday, January 14, 2004 at 13:06:48 (EST)
Ahem, KOL, what color is your Ducati?
TS
USA - Wednesday, January 14, 2004 at 13:03:40 (EST)
KOL


USA - Wednesday, January 14, 2004 at 13:00:00 (EST)
Flegg


USA - Wednesday, January 14, 2004 at 12:58:57 (EST)
Don


USA - Wednesday, January 14, 2004 at 12:57:52 (EST)
conversely it is quite easy to envision tron in a tricked-out vw golf is it not?
boris
- Wednesday, January 14, 2004 at 12:45:27 (EST)
My, my, Dan. Aren't we touchy?
Dotes
USA - Wednesday, January 14, 2004 at 12:30:58 (EST)


Jigga WHAT?

Don's car crew
USA - Wednesday, January 14, 2004 at 12:13:27 (EST)


Hey! I had a GTi a long time ago. Leave me alone. I am not in the bling bling crowd, no CD's with virgin mary hanging from my rear view mirror. I have other, much more glaring faults.
Dan KOL
USA - Wednesday, January 14, 2004 at 12:11:33 (EST)
DAN/DON/FLEGG? Profile: A modern day casanova, who has different girls by his side, for each day of the week. Hard to believe not so long ago this man was a Karachi Cop. Due to his corruption and gangland killing he had to be deported. Currently living with a new identity without a permanent address. Working in the airport Security, and also known for importing and exporting. Behind that calm and cool exterior lies a very dark and dangerous man who is believed to own several fire arms. A man not to get the wrong side of. Currently driving the Hayezsquad GTI, amongst other cars undercover.
Dotes
USA - Wednesday, January 14, 2004 at 11:58:19 (EST)
Here's a website about Flegg, KOL, Donaldo, and their car-loving friends.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, January 14, 2004 at 11:26:31 (EST)
Volare. Oh-oh-oh-oh.
Lobster
USA - Wednesday, January 14, 2004 at 11:19:14 (EST)
I think Flegg wrote this guy's note.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, January 14, 2004 at 10:49:14 (EST)
I think Flegg wrote this guys note.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, January 14, 2004 at 10:49:05 (EST)
Here is good idea finally.
Chong Lee
USA - Wednesday, January 14, 2004 at 10:45:15 (EST)
Need printer cartridges? Try LaserMonk.com
Lester
USA - Wednesday, January 14, 2004 at 10:39:49 (EST)
Now TS can get paid for chasing after cock.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, January 14, 2004 at 10:35:09 (EST)
today's NYTimes...
In Manhattan, a police official said yesterday that Mr. Gray had been scheduled to travel to Aspen, Colo., on Saturday morning for a ski trip. The trip was planned with a group that did not include members of Mr. Gray's immediate family, the official said. Mr. Gray went to La Guardia Airport for a flight on Saturday morning but went back to Manhattan after being told that there would be a problem with a connecting flight from Denver to Aspen, the official said. This official said that Mr. Gray rescheduled his departure for 11 a.m. Sunday and went back to his apartment, in a loftlike building in SoHo. He went to the movies with his wife and son on Saturday afternoon. Around 6:30 p.m., he told his family that he was going to visit some friends and left by himself, the official said. His wife reported him missing on Sunday evening after finding out that he had not arrived at the friends' home or taken the Sunday morning flight, the official said. Mr. Gray had left his wallet, driver's license, credit cards and some money in his apartment, the official said. The police have done little to circulate photographs of Mr. Gray among cabdrivers and others who may have seen him, this official said, because his wife indicated that she wanted the search kept low-key.

boris
- Wednesday, January 14, 2004 at 09:54:48 (EST)
separation of church/state ended forever when the florida "taco" supreme court finalized electoral larceny committed by worst president ever in 2000. pray publicly or you're no patriot, but somehow ignore weasel "allies" institutionalizing apartheid. nice.
boris
- Wednesday, January 14, 2004 at 09:48:08 (EST)
Okay, now I'm really fucking pissed off.

"For months, administration officials have worked with conservative groups on the proposal, which would provide at least $1.5 billion for training to help couples develop interpersonal skills that sustain 'healthy marriages.'"

$1.5 Billion?!? Are you fucking shitting me?!?
Lester
USA - Wednesday, January 14, 2004 at 09:26:14 (EST)


WTF? While we're at it, let's discontiue analog clocks and manual transmissions.
TS
USA - Wednesday, January 14, 2004 at 09:10:07 (EST)
Berlusconi is an asshole. When Europe was converting over to the Euro an interviewer asked him if he was going to miss the Lire. He responded by saying "Of course I am. I've made so many of them".
TS
USA - Wednesday, January 14, 2004 at 09:01:23 (EST)
Thot I'd share a little movie I made from screenshots from the game "Battlefield 1942" >
Face Speelborg
Berlin, WW2 Germany - Wednesday, January 14, 2004 at 08:26:33 (EST)
These are some pretty amazing sidewalk chalk drawings. . .
Lester
USA - Wednesday, January 14, 2004 at 08:05:21 (EST)
I hate it when bad things happen to good chainsaws...
Chong Lee
USA - Wednesday, January 14, 2004 at 08:03:46 (EST)
Ted Nugent injured in chainsaw accident.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, January 14, 2004 at 07:59:30 (EST)
"Burger King Corp. is joining the low-carbohydrate parade by offering bunless Whopper hamburgers."
I'm still waiting for the low-carb "Pizza-in-a-Cup".

Lester
USA - Wednesday, January 14, 2004 at 07:48:45 (EST)
Italian court finds that their Prime Minister can be charged while in office. Berlusconi responds by readying forces on the banks of the Rubicon.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, January 14, 2004 at 07:45:18 (EST)
Jason K, can you please help this band update their website?
Mario Ferrario
USA - Wednesday, January 14, 2004 at 06:41:28 (EST)
KOL, band is still together. Would like to schedule a show. Perhaps we should discuss at watering hole over schaeffer light.
Chong Lee
USA - Wednesday, January 14, 2004 at 06:35:53 (EST)
this band is asskickingly good dude. take my word for it, i'm very honest.
flegg
USA - Tuesday, January 13, 2004 at 19:31:31 (EST)
Is this band any good?
Landry
Port Chester, NY USA - Tuesday, January 13, 2004 at 19:07:43 (EST)
lester has a girlfreind? that is truly amazing, i thought he was gay.
flegg
USA - Tuesday, January 13, 2004 at 19:07:13 (EST)
Or should I say his Llady friend?
TS
USA - Tuesday, January 13, 2004 at 18:30:08 (EST)
Lanark OPP find Lester's girlfriend wandering far from home.
TS
USA - Tuesday, January 13, 2004 at 18:28:41 (EST)
A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said the little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks. "Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk." Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, "Are you going to tell him, or should I?"
WR
USA - Tuesday, January 13, 2004 at 18:22:57 (EST)
Don't let your subscription to this site lapse. BEWARE the "trigger mechanisms."
WR
USA - Tuesday, January 13, 2004 at 18:06:13 (EST)
Chong-do the FIDs still exist? Remember that cold dark night when we talked about putting together a sh#w? good times, good times. If FIDS=no play, then I will be forced to take drastic measures.
The KOL
USA - Tuesday, January 13, 2004 at 17:12:59 (EST)
i am meriadoc and his insatiable bloodlust?
boris
- Tuesday, January 13, 2004 at 16:09:05 (EST)
since meatlords sure don't spend it on salary they can spend it on getting legal software. for a change. not my money = therefore my money.
boris
- Tuesday, January 13, 2004 at 16:08:16 (EST)
KOL. Plectrum say late Feb on is good. Lets doo.
Don
USA - Tuesday, January 13, 2004 at 16:04:31 (EST)
gandalf
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Which Lord of the Rings character and personality problem are you?
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WR
USA - Tuesday, January 13, 2004 at 15:39:49 (EST)
Mike Flemenco?

Lester
USA - Tuesday, January 13, 2004 at 15:00:33 (EST)
Mike FlemingTOES
Dotes
USA - Tuesday, January 13, 2004 at 14:17:34 (EST)
Mike Flemmingoes?
Lester
USA - Tuesday, January 13, 2004 at 13:59:52 (EST)
Behold: "Middleblob's Muscle"
Cthulhu
USA - Tuesday, January 13, 2004 at 13:59:12 (EST)
so it *was* WR who stole the pink christmas flamingoes...
boris
- Tuesday, January 13, 2004 at 13:58:15 (EST)
I thought Warwick Shopper's World WAS Zayre's. Damn, I guess I'll have to smoke pot in the woods at Fay Field that night instead.
WR
USA - Tuesday, January 13, 2004 at 13:45:32 (EST)
camminare lontano dalla pecora! o lei sarŕ forzato per camminare l'asse!
Capt. Blueballs
USA - Tuesday, January 13, 2004 at 12:40:08 (EST)
yarrr, i do be havin' the same "version" TS but i managed to pick my spot to deliver the knife to the ribs today, yarrr, $1880 of CYA "not my money". actually that seems an OK price....esp since they told me CS stands for "Canadiens Stink"?
boris
- Tuesday, January 13, 2004 at 12:36:15 (EST)
I believe I have pirates of both programs, but all the commands are in Italian.
TS
USA - Tuesday, January 13, 2004 at 12:31:08 (EST)
anybody know of better price for photoshop cs than $575 or dreamweaver mx for $365? full versions both...obrigado...
boris
- Tuesday, January 13, 2004 at 12:15:52 (EST)
REEBOK?
"shades"
USA - Tuesday, January 13, 2004 at 11:16:44 (EST)

BEST T SHIRT EVER!
The KOL
USA - Tuesday, January 13, 2004 at 11:11:58 (EST)


Check to see if your band's press kit pics/publicity photos are on here. Several Chong sightings.
The KOL
USA - Tuesday, January 13, 2004 at 11:09:25 (EST)
There won't be anymore Henry Earl (Otis) updates. The local jail disabled the section of the website that let you access inmates' files.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, January 13, 2004 at 11:08:30 (EST)
Middletown last spokes-man Male Groinwood says "We found the music to be too sprawling. We prefer Benny Sizzler."
Chong Lee
USA - Tuesday, January 13, 2004 at 11:01:13 (EST)
Isn't Balding Grey playing with Hair Combed Forward at Taco Maker downstairs?
Otis
USA - Tuesday, January 13, 2004 at 11:00:20 (EST)
Has anyone seen Spalding Grey lately? His wife reported him missing on Sunday.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, January 13, 2004 at 10:57:41 (EST)
What is status on Lurk Otis?
Wardell
USA - Tuesday, January 13, 2004 at 10:56:32 (EST)
Chong Lee next show at Warwick Shopper's World called off due to protests from anti-sprawl group Middletown Last!
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, January 13, 2004 at 10:53:21 (EST)
The Lord of the Rings: an allegory for getting a PhD?
Lester
USA - Tuesday, January 13, 2004 at 09:53:18 (EST)
Well they used to be called Proceeder. Then they had to change their name to Receeder. Now they're called Hair Comb Forward. I think they opened for the Ataris a couple times.
Don Not Neely Good Enough
USA - Tuesday, January 13, 2004 at 09:42:20 (EST)
Hey TS, I found you a couple of roommates!
Lester
USA - Tuesday, January 13, 2004 at 09:23:37 (EST)
US bombs Britain.
Lobster
USA - Tuesday, January 13, 2004 at 09:21:27 (EST)
Hey! Bestiality isn't illegal in Florida! Whoo hoo!
TS
USA - Tuesday, January 13, 2004 at 09:04:54 (EST)
Middletown first blocks show.
Chong Lee
USA - Tuesday, January 13, 2004 at 08:59:22 (EST)
Don't buy this SAAB, it's just a Screwbaru in sheeps clothing.
Chong Lee
USA - Tuesday, January 13, 2004 at 08:55:41 (EST)
RIP -- Harold Shipman

No, wait. Not "rest in peace". I meant "burn in Hell, scumbag".
Lester
USA - Tuesday, January 13, 2004 at 08:51:04 (EST)


22.5% of adult Rhode Islanders are smokers.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, January 13, 2004 at 08:46:32 (EST)
"Space aliens aren't visiting Earth to conquer our planet, nor are they here to pass on to mankind some society-altering universal wisdom."
Lester
USA - Tuesday, January 13, 2004 at 08:21:28 (EST)
looks like most of those onleyville places are being shut down. or is it rumah?
Ben G
USA - Tuesday, January 13, 2004 at 07:37:37 (EST)
For someone in their fourties you sure aren't funny.
Chong Lee
USA - Tuesday, January 13, 2004 at 07:30:23 (EST)
you sure its not THE CHINKS?
flegg
USA - Tuesday, January 13, 2004 at 07:19:41 (EST)
Show at Eireen's has been called off.
Chong Lee
USA - Tuesday, January 13, 2004 at 06:53:01 (EST)
PS- our next show is at Eileen Darling's
Chong Lee
USA - Tuesday, January 13, 2004 at 00:24:19 (EST)
Hair Comb Forward
Chong Lee
USA - Tuesday, January 13, 2004 at 00:21:27 (EST)
chong lee what is the name of your band.
flegg
USA - Monday, January 12, 2004 at 18:51:53 (EST)
pats/iggs am large problem. howBOUT that logo.

retiring #8, tron. cam "ken hodge won 2 cups" neely.

boris
- Monday, January 12, 2004 at 18:37:36 (EST)
I'm sorry, Mr, Limbaugh, what was that you were saying?
Donovan "TS" McNabb
USA - Monday, January 12, 2004 at 16:42:38 (EST)
In Iraq: "Then you have the donkey-jacking. What? Yeah, that's what I said. Two donkey carts rolled down the street, one with a single passenger, one with three men. The 3-man cart pulled alongside the 1-man cart, and a man leapt off onto the single-man's cart. He threw the hapless driver onto the other cart, and rode the newly-stolen cart off into the sunset, while his partners held the man down to watch his donkey and cart slowly make a getaway. It was terrible and funny as fuck at the same time, most of the other things that I find amusing."
WR
USA - Monday, January 12, 2004 at 14:34:44 (EST)
for the intermission in my head...Girl from Ipanema
WR
USA - Monday, January 12, 2004 at 14:13:26 (EST)
**NEWSFLASH**

Roger Clemens and the Astros have reached agreement on a one-year contract that will pay the six-time Cy Young Award winner about $5 million to play next season, Houston television station KRIV reported Monday.
Lester
USA - Monday, January 12, 2004 at 11:59:58 (EST)


skunked beer
boris
- Monday, January 12, 2004 at 11:39:02 (EST)
make sure no one finds cumstein's body. schooled by the stupid angels.
boris
- Monday, January 12, 2004 at 11:33:25 (EST)
It's not a vacation I'm going on, it's to check on Pedro, and convince him to sign a 3 year- 10 million dollar contract. Me and Theo are gonna wear him down. I really don't know how he'll survive on so little, but my job is to convince him to adjust. 40 days till pitchers and catchers.
dexter
bakefield, USA - Monday, January 12, 2004 at 11:11:36 (EST)
Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.
Chong Lee
USA - Monday, January 12, 2004 at 11:09:57 (EST)
or hows a bout some redneck surfing
Face
USA - Monday, January 12, 2004 at 11:03:48 (EST)
if you thik thats funny, watch this guy load his bke.
Face
USA - Monday, January 12, 2004 at 11:02:23 (EST)
this lil' dood is in the MOOD!
Face
USA - Monday, January 12, 2004 at 10:59:40 (EST)
Chong, I thought you should be aware of this article.
Lobster
USA - Monday, January 12, 2004 at 10:53:51 (EST)
wonder whether flegg, errr, tronovan mcnabb will be doing any more soup commercials...
boris
- Monday, January 12, 2004 at 10:28:45 (EST)
Read the headline KOL.
Chong Lee
USA - Monday, January 12, 2004 at 10:14:00 (EST)
Chong, The Blackstone's listings show you are playing there on an upcoming Thursday night. That's their 'tryout' night. Is this show still on?
The KOL
USA - Monday, January 12, 2004 at 10:07:23 (EST)
12-year old Hope Stout used her dying wish to try to grant the wishes of other sick children. A citywide fund-raising football party was planned -- until the NFL threatened legal action.
Lester
USA - Monday, January 12, 2004 at 10:01:13 (EST)
"I am so far from being an asshole I almost feel like Mother Teresa with a Glock."
Lester
USA - Monday, January 12, 2004 at 09:43:43 (EST)
When the words "penis" and "machete" both appear in the headline, you just know it's not going to be good news.
Lester
USA - Monday, January 12, 2004 at 09:36:09 (EST)
Did I say six? I meant seven. The only thing I ever stole from benny was a backstage beer.
Chong Lee
USA - Monday, January 12, 2004 at 08:59:01 (EST)
Did you steal the "show every six months" idea from Benny?
Lester
USA - Monday, January 12, 2004 at 08:54:14 (EST)
Cause it would break our "show every six months" rule
Chong Lee
USA - Monday, January 12, 2004 at 08:04:08 (EST)
RIP -- Alfred Pugh, the last surviving wounded WWI veteran.
Lester
USA - Monday, January 12, 2004 at 07:59:16 (EST)
for the sake of your general well-being sir les i'll try to make sure nat doesn't see that.
boris
- Monday, January 12, 2004 at 07:53:02 (EST)
yeah no kidding chong. classic. nat the iggs fan was pretty impressed with that choke. siddown brett. worst pass ever.
boris
- Monday, January 12, 2004 at 07:51:52 (EST)
Hey chong - why no show in February?
Lester
USA - Monday, January 12, 2004 at 07:51:16 (EST)
And all tv's must be HD by 2004.
Chong Lee
USA - Monday, January 12, 2004 at 07:51:00 (EST)
All of IBM to move to a Linux-based desktop by the end of 2005.
Lester
USA - Monday, January 12, 2004 at 07:49:36 (EST)
Can you imagine what that woman's mother must have felt like? Is there a word in Klingon for disown?
Chong Lee
USA - Monday, January 12, 2004 at 07:46:29 (EST)
The pictures from Boris and Natasha'a wedding are on-line.
Lester
USA - Monday, January 12, 2004 at 07:41:52 (EST)
What was Farvererea thinking with that last pass? Anyone?
Chong Lee
USA - Monday, January 12, 2004 at 07:35:41 (EST)
"They tried to scare me," Borrayo said. "They told me, ‘You’re a pirate!’ I said, ‘C’mon, guys, pirates are all at sea. I just work in a parking lot.’ "
Capt. Blueballs
USA - Sunday, January 11, 2004 at 13:56:17 (EST)
He made his way to any remote village temple in the country, no matter how far-flung, if he learned there was a good penis image to be had there.
Dudley Do-dildo
USA - Sunday, January 11, 2004 at 13:51:05 (EST)
Did you ever try Ben & Jerry's Pistachio Ice Cream. Wow.
"Iron Chef"
USA - Sunday, January 11, 2004 at 12:30:15 (EST)
i saw duke robillard at the b.b.king club last night.that dude can kick some serious as he played a blistering set of blues and swing. i highly recommend catching one of his shows.
flegg
USA - Sunday, January 11, 2004 at 12:19:44 (EST)
Food historians argue about the origin of red-shelled pistachios, since in their natural state their shell is a mottled cream color. Some say I invented the red dye technique to make my nuts look different from those of other nut vendors. Others say they're dyed red to please the eye of buyers, who may otherwise not like the mottled cream shell color. Pistachios with a consistent light-brown or cream shell color have been heavily treated with corn starch and other ingredients which may affect the taste. As for the nut, the greener it is the more expensive it is. California is now a prime grower but almost all seeds come from Iran.
Zaloom the Syrian
- Sunday, January 11, 2004 at 11:28:14 (EST)
adobe photocop
boris
- Sunday, January 11, 2004 at 08:46:54 (EST)
#108,000! GO Pabst!
beef
USA - Sunday, January 11, 2004 at 07:18:28 (EST)
Go Pats!!
"Iron Chef"
USA - Sunday, January 11, 2004 at 05:27:29 (EST)
The tailgating portion of the weekend has begun. I am now drinking a beer. WR, holla.
The KOL
USA - Saturday, January 10, 2004 at 16:09:07 (EST)
most recent UPGRADE is driving me batty! only 1 & 1/2 hours left!
WR
USA - Saturday, January 10, 2004 at 15:30:22 (EST)
watch out for roofies, flegg. that place is full of grifters.
Obie Noxious
USA - Saturday, January 10, 2004 at 13:02:43 (EST)
i don't gamble the wife does. i just drink.
flegg
USA - Saturday, January 10, 2004 at 12:41:47 (EST)
Best Wishes, Flegg. Don't blow all your birthday money at the craps table.
TS
USA - Saturday, January 10, 2004 at 12:23:34 (EST)
Happy birthday, Flegg. Don't lose all your money
WR
USA - Saturday, January 10, 2004 at 12:01:33 (EST)
the ole' fleggmeister'is celebrating my 42nd birthday tommorow with a party down at foxwoods tonight.got a room and i will be partying all night yeeehaaaaa.
flegg
USA - Saturday, January 10, 2004 at 11:05:22 (EST)
little disappointed that boucher story is buried and given only an AP column by the Call. five-plus hours of blankenzee. nice.
boris
- Saturday, January 10, 2004 at 09:23:48 (EST)
yo BSTC, am tried forensics on spammoid posts to little avail. spoofing IPs all ovah, no whois trails, nothin'. or at most, very little of use. rat bastages. still believe it's auto-crawl/post, scanning filename (from freeware g-book CGI, using wildcards). as opposed to some bennycentric attack. engineer scotty am out...

lurkers: so please am NOT EVER click spam post links!

 
ukrainus - Saturday, January 10, 2004 at 09:12:55 (EST)
Now how about those "detainees" at Guantanamo Bay?
WR
USA - Saturday, January 10, 2004 at 09:06:59 (EST)
Hi, I was rather amused by this piss poor site
Zob Rombie
USA - Saturday, January 10, 2004 at 01:06:50 (EST)
Hi! We rather amused by this site . coming from tramadol ... Thank you.
tramadol <poortt__@mail.nu>
USA - Saturday, January 10, 2004 at 00:40:07 (EST)
Mean Joe?

Dotes
USA - Friday, January 09, 2004 at 17:24:21 (EST)
I didn't mean the good kind of cocksucker, either.
The Geek
USA - Friday, January 09, 2004 at 17:12:18 (EST)
Hey, cocksucker, I'm the Geek. Name stealing is not good lurk behavior.
The Geek
USA - Friday, January 09, 2004 at 17:11:41 (EST)
Middleage-Wolf

USA - Friday, January 09, 2004 at 17:02:04 (EST)
joseph's a poet?
boris
- Friday, January 09, 2004 at 17:01:31 (EST)
MJ®=Lucan
Yup
USA - Friday, January 09, 2004 at 16:54:17 (EST)

Dotes
USA - Friday, January 09, 2004 at 16:02:51 (EST)
that's not funny
nobody here but us chickens
USA - Friday, January 09, 2004 at 15:41:00 (EST)
in all seriousness, i worked on a boat once with a person of foreign persuasion and he told us a little story that went "my father teach me how fVck...i fVck chicken! really. he really said that.
i'm serious
USA - Friday, January 09, 2004 at 15:32:16 (EST)
this is a zinger!
sexually amphibious
USA - Friday, January 09, 2004 at 15:18:41 (EST)
such wood, when carly uses words like "compelling" ...
boris
- Friday, January 09, 2004 at 15:15:41 (EST)

Cthulhu
USA - Friday, January 09, 2004 at 15:15:14 (EST)
hopefully cheaper than 4gb ipod just released
WR
USA - Friday, January 09, 2004 at 15:11:59 (EST)
dog i (heart) this here lurk
boris
barry melrose, place mulletstan - Friday, January 09, 2004 at 15:10:15 (EST)
Jed is the last one before they moved to Melrose Place
D.I.
USA - Friday, January 09, 2004 at 15:04:58 (EST)
chicken cockiatorre
martha "muffin" stewart
USA - Friday, January 09, 2004 at 15:02:58 (EST)
"Don Iverson"
boris
- Friday, January 09, 2004 at 14:57:14 (EST)
jed was, like, 3rd one? later?
boris
- Friday, January 09, 2004 at 14:56:05 (EST)
that how u get cream of chicken soup?
boris
- Friday, January 09, 2004 at 14:55:00 (EST)
Pre Jed, Boris. Self titled LP. Living in a Hut
Drugsy
USA - Friday, January 09, 2004 at 14:53:55 (EST)
i'm NOT grey, i'm a delightful shade of soft pink!

the goo
USA - Friday, January 09, 2004 at 14:40:10 (EST)
Peter picked a hen pecked pecker pocket ...something, something.
Don Iverson
USA - Friday, January 09, 2004 at 14:30:03 (EST)
we can only pray east providence takes the bloody hint...
boris
- Friday, January 09, 2004 at 14:02:59 (EST)
Montecore?
WR
USA - Friday, January 09, 2004 at 13:58:44 (EST)
The window came down and there was a guy with a chicken sitting on his lap and a second chicken in a bag on the passenger seat.
"What's with the chickens?" the cop asked.
"I'm going to take them home and eat them,'' the driver replied.
"Lift up the chicken,'' the cop said.

chong?
USA - Friday, January 09, 2004 at 13:56:57 (EST)

Bert, you cheatin' sack of lint!

Ernie
USA - Friday, January 09, 2004 at 13:53:35 (EST)
nanotechnology is *truly* wild. more so than genetic engineering. anybody see the second X-Men?
boris
- Friday, January 09, 2004 at 13:48:36 (EST)
What do you think is the most significant potential future threat posed by nanotechnology? Is it uncontrollable self-replicating nano-machines - "grey goo" - or something else?

There are two potential threats that are at the top of my mind. One is the emergence of the technology in the hands of secretive or irresponsible parties. That's a reason for pushing forward in an open way with all due speed.
The other is an attempt to over-control the technology. Rather than seeking creative and flexible approaches to adequate regulation, instead pursuing some crude and oppressive approach.

Hawking up chunks of grey gooey geekness
USA - Friday, January 09, 2004 at 13:43:42 (EST)
Not so fast, Geek.
Lester
USA - Friday, January 09, 2004 at 13:34:14 (EST)
We don't need to hear any stinkin' complaints about the cold from someone who's going on a tropical vacation in a couple of weeks.
WR
USA - Friday, January 09, 2004 at 13:33:43 (EST)
Researchers say the development brings them a significant step closer to using carbon nanotubes for memory chips that can hold orders of magnitude more data than current silicon chips - 10,000 times greater, according to some estimates
geek on this
USA - Friday, January 09, 2004 at 13:21:38 (EST)
Flegg's bed? Nice box of tissue, by the way...
Lester
USA - Friday, January 09, 2004 at 13:18:49 (EST)
How to Make a Kitten Milkshake
Lester
USA - Friday, January 09, 2004 at 13:09:33 (EST)
Interestingly, in New York it's illegal to sell hats that have been returned but not thong underwear.
Strong Yuk Thong
USA - Friday, January 09, 2004 at 13:09:04 (EST)
The coldest NFL game on record:
Dec. 31st 1967, Packers vs. Cowboys. 13 degrees below zero with a wind chill of minus 48.

I'll be working at the Ironically Named Fox Point Bar for the duration of Saturday night's game. A free drink for any and all lurkers who show up.
Lester
USA - Friday, January 09, 2004 at 12:57:24 (EST)


Is that picture from when Lester had his 'stache?
Cthulhu
USA - Friday, January 09, 2004 at 12:48:06 (EST)
http://www.bushin30seconds.org/
boris
- Friday, January 09, 2004 at 12:48:03 (EST)
Lunchtime.
The Dirrrrrty Lurker
USA - Friday, January 09, 2004 at 12:42:34 (EST)
Just change the printer settings and don't even worry about Illustrator
The Nerd
USA - Friday, January 09, 2004 at 12:39:02 (EST)
Does anyone know how to print 11" x 17" in Illustrator? When I change the page size in the document setup menu, it still prints 8 1/2" x 11".
The Geek
USA - Friday, January 09, 2004 at 12:35:31 (EST)
wow, pretty quiet. dexter must've blown through that second beer.
boris
- Friday, January 09, 2004 at 12:16:56 (EST)
TongueJoy sells tongue-mounted mini-vibrators (which are, according to the FAQ, not sex toys).
Lester
USA - Friday, January 09, 2004 at 11:10:39 (EST)
Chong 101, PC 27. And I had one hand tied behind my back.
Chong Lee
USA - Friday, January 09, 2004 at 10:51:30 (EST)
URI 89
PC 79

boris
- Friday, January 09, 2004 at 10:40:12 (EST)
National High School Athlete of the Year. NATIONAL.
boris
- Friday, January 09, 2004 at 10:37:05 (EST)
Fuck URI.
Lester
USA - Friday, January 09, 2004 at 10:17:05 (EST)
Boris are you a URI athletic supporter?
Chong Lee
USA - Friday, January 09, 2004 at 10:05:43 (EST)
will admit, a wee bit tundra-like waiting in meadowbrook plaza at o-dark-thirty.

dex are you next URI AD?

boris
- Friday, January 09, 2004 at 09:56:20 (EST)
Allen Iverson sets a new all-time record by refering to himself in the third-person seven times in three sentences.
Lester
USA - Friday, January 09, 2004 at 09:22:23 (EST)
And my sympathy to all of you dealing with the frigid weather. I will shed a tiny tear of empathy for you at the beach tomorrow.
TS
USA - Friday, January 09, 2004 at 09:05:03 (EST)
Sorry MJ, you just missed me. I've been designing a line of furniture. I'm not supposed to say any more than that.
TS
USA - Friday, January 09, 2004 at 09:03:25 (EST)
those boobs make her look fat.
JBOD
USA - Friday, January 09, 2004 at 08:55:22 (EST)
"Secretary of State Colin Powell reversed a year of administration policy, acknowledging Thursday that he had seen no 'smoking gun [or] concrete evidence' of ties between former Iraqi President Saddam Hussein and al-Qaida."
Lester
USA - Friday, January 09, 2004 at 08:50:53 (EST)
Punk rock!

Lester
USA - Friday, January 09, 2004 at 08:30:52 (EST)
Wow, this fish can drink like a. . . um . . .

Lester
USA - Friday, January 09, 2004 at 08:24:41 (EST)

Lester
USA - Friday, January 09, 2004 at 08:19:33 (EST)
That's it! I give up, it's too freakin' cold out, I've made it ok until today. Today I say UNCLE, No w#@k today, relax and lurk, maybe have a beer, or 2.Those people that work inside, and are planning to go to the Patriots game, acting all macho and shit, they haven't a clue. Hope they're ready.
Dexter
Bakefield, USA - Friday, January 09, 2004 at 08:11:24 (EST)
ahhh...Jed.
boris
- Friday, January 09, 2004 at 07:41:55 (EST)
Did someone call?
Brad Religion
USA - Friday, January 09, 2004 at 00:27:02 (EST)
well sir i thought i coulddrop out cold turkey but like any heroin junkie will tell you, i just had to have another fix. so here i am for good like it or leave it.you can't get rid of me no way no how.
flegg
USA - Thursday, January 08, 2004 at 20:38:37 (EST)
Sir Flegg, I thought you made mention of the fact that you were to be leaving our midst for good. Tell thee, what changed your mind?
Montecore
USA - Thursday, January 08, 2004 at 20:26:43 (EST)
i find everything funny. i am anti-polliticaly correct to the core,nothing is off limits to my sense of humor. ethnic jokes are the best followed by racist and bringing up the rear haha are homo jokes.
flegg
USA - Thursday, January 08, 2004 at 19:52:58 (EST)
Hey TS, I had to leave the lurk for a bit cuz I was leaving the meat. Here now. How's the new jobby job? What have you made so far? Can you share with the class?
MJ®
USA - Thursday, January 08, 2004 at 19:52:48 (EST)
There shouldn't be "and" between "sexual" and "prowess". Dammit, it just isn't funny when it's fucked up. Except to Flegg.
TS
USA - Thursday, January 08, 2004 at 19:27:34 (EST)
Any man (and I mean that in the loosest possible translation) who relies on firearms and racist jokes to compensate for his lack of sexual and prowess would be wise to avoid mocking another man's cock.
TS
USA - Thursday, January 08, 2004 at 19:25:59 (EST)
i heard steven hawking have bigger dick than chong ree.me here from chong ree's girl flend. him no bookoo in the peepee.
flegg
USA - Thursday, January 08, 2004 at 19:12:12 (EST)
Hi MJ, how are you?
TS
USA - Thursday, January 08, 2004 at 19:04:38 (EST)
I wasn't being defensive, I was just saying.
TS
USA - Thursday, January 08, 2004 at 19:02:41 (EST)
aimed at nobody in particular TS. bus inspiration.
boris
- Thursday, January 08, 2004 at 18:57:48 (EST)
TS! WTF,OMG, HI!!!
MJ®
USA - Thursday, January 08, 2004 at 18:57:14 (EST)
Lastly, MJ, please refrain from bringing Stephen Hawking's genetalia to mind.
TS
USA - Thursday, January 08, 2004 at 18:55:55 (EST)
For the record, I steal my information from NPR, not google. Google provides the auxillary images.
TS
USA - Thursday, January 08, 2004 at 18:54:51 (EST)
Pete! How the fuck are you?
TS
USA - Thursday, January 08, 2004 at 18:53:12 (EST)
Holy fuck. Last time I saw complete burr he was wearing a Slitz waiter's coat , standing atop a bar and singing "Our Lips Are Sealed" into a track light fixture.
MJ®
USA - Thursday, January 08, 2004 at 18:53:05 (EST)
now seeking ancient cassette, don. dang. what the heck happened?
boris
- Thursday, January 08, 2004 at 18:52:22 (EST)
Speaking of Goo's. 'Twas was listening to some early TRBNG and heard an uncanny resemblance to Goo album #1. Hmmm.
Don Cholio
USA - Thursday, January 08, 2004 at 18:41:57 (EST)
hey fuckos! flegg schmegg.the ass always wants to play at the party...tooooo bad no one wants him/her to play.remember kissing anything is still kissing ass!
completeblurr
USA - Thursday, January 08, 2004 at 18:38:29 (EST)
GooGle Doll: noun A shallow person who substitutes information pasted from Google results pages in order to convey an aura of intellectual breadth, esp as an officious retort to earlier-stated commentary which is usually colloquial. (Not related to "Goo Goo Doll" (n): a shallow person with the same makeup artist as Paul Westerberg.)
boris
- Thursday, January 08, 2004 at 18:30:51 (EST)
Steven Hawking's left nut is smarter than me.
MJ®
USA - Thursday, January 08, 2004 at 18:20:54 (EST)
It's also Stephen Hawking's birthday.

TS
USA - Thursday, January 08, 2004 at 17:25:45 (EST)
Observe:

the sign died becuase the child was singing about the breast the hair is licking the captain? kill me now!
Acquire a free debt analysis Please visit our site for more
Someday the drum set will be frightening Fred Durst is so clean that I am having sex with the hill
I wonder if the rope was dusty. Shave the sister!
One bill to pay each month for all your accounts.
I love you from the bottom of my super human microphone the fritty grass hates the grass the forest said ' Stop beating the arm! '
Shave the rubber band!

the wonders of spam
USA - Thursday, January 08, 2004 at 17:00:01 (EST)
this is the #1 seller at my soda shop
Soup Dogg
USA - Thursday, January 08, 2004 at 15:58:54 (EST)
maybe there's a reason they're free...
Adorf
USA - Thursday, January 08, 2004 at 15:48:53 (EST)
Who is the world's leading authority on pie-throwing? It has to be Soupy Sales: 19,000 at last count.
When he moved to Cincinnati in 1950, Soupy chose television as his new medium. "Soupy's Soda Shop" became America's first teenage dance television program. This was later followed by "Club Nothing," a 45 minute talk show spiced with Soupy's zany comedy routines, guests and music.

sou-patch in da hiz-natch
USA - Thursday, January 08, 2004 at 15:44:19 (EST)
I use free translators a place. I speak a small portugese, also. Which Hun is? Which kind shampoo becomes, I it to you send...
Neva Braun
USA - Thursday, January 08, 2004 at 15:37:46 (EST)
in that pic he looks way WAY too much like my da. (no i can't possibly hang a worse curve than that)
boris
- Thursday, January 08, 2004 at 15:36:49 (EST)
And Soupy's sons, Hunt and Tony, were the rhythm section for Iggy's Lust for Life album.
Lester
USA - Thursday, January 08, 2004 at 15:33:12 (EST)
believe mr "sales" had the first televised rock and roll variety show. this according to can zandt's 'underground garage' show this past sunday....
boris
- Thursday, January 08, 2004 at 15:26:22 (EST)
mmmmm soup.
Don Holio
USA - Thursday, January 08, 2004 at 15:18:48 (EST)
fiest=first
chef
USA - Thursday, January 08, 2004 at 14:09:42 (EST)
I once walked by Soupy Sales on an airplane. He was in fiest class...I was in lowly coach.
"Iron Chef"
USA - Thursday, January 08, 2004 at 14:09:16 (EST)
Don't forget me!

three sails to the soup
USA - Thursday, January 08, 2004 at 13:43:09 (EST)
Ich benutze eine freie Übersetzer Stelle. Ich spreche einen kleinen portugese, auch. Was Hunschen ist? Welche Art des Shampoo werde, ich es Ihnen schicken...
Fleischkopf
USA - Thursday, January 08, 2004 at 13:26:11 (EST)
Happy Birthday, Elvis!

Lester
USA - Thursday, January 08, 2004 at 13:14:56 (EST)
She told Las Ultimas Noticias online: "It is possible to see my work as something scary, but I find it beautiful.

¥
USA - Thursday, January 08, 2004 at 13:10:22 (EST)
SPALLCHECK -- Trnaslation = Translation
Lester
USA - Thursday, January 08, 2004 at 13:07:14 (EST)
English version of the Suntory commercial scene from "Lost in Trnaslation".
Lester
USA - Thursday, January 08, 2004 at 13:06:39 (EST)
Happy birthday, David Bowie!

TS
USA - Thursday, January 08, 2004 at 13:05:52 (EST)
Prius won best car of show!
What are you Fucking Hybrid
USA - Thursday, January 08, 2004 at 13:03:59 (EST)
"I believe the reason that I smoke and drink every day and my wife is overweight is because we watched the TV everyday for the last four years," he said in a written complaint.
Slugsly Wafflesworth
USA - Thursday, January 08, 2004 at 12:58:56 (EST)
Now lookee heah, boss.
The KOL of the NAACP
USA - Thursday, January 08, 2004 at 12:54:49 (EST)
I hear there's a punk band 'round these parts looking for some talent.
Lester
USA - Thursday, January 08, 2004 at 12:39:42 (EST)
OH, I hear there's an indie rock band 'round these parts looking for a drummer
WR
USA - Thursday, January 08, 2004 at 12:30:30 (EST)
What he said
Dotes
USA - Thursday, January 08, 2004 at 12:28:25 (EST)
If I ever find you in my town, you're D-E-D dead, Phil
WR
USA - Thursday, January 08, 2004 at 12:24:17 (EST)

I'm going to be staying in Wakefield for awhile, with me groupies. Anyone looking for a drummer to fill in?

Fill Collins
USA - Thursday, January 08, 2004 at 12:06:35 (EST)
Meat! Meat! Meat! Meat!
Not Beef
USA - Thursday, January 08, 2004 at 12:01:16 (EST)
So what is answer?
Chong Lee
USA - Thursday, January 08, 2004 at 12:00:22 (EST)
Oh. Is QOC your momma then?
Shecky
USA - Thursday, January 08, 2004 at 11:59:26 (EST)
My momma was 45 20 years ago.
Beef
USA - Thursday, January 08, 2004 at 11:22:23 (EST)
Curses, foiled again.
Lester
USA - Thursday, January 08, 2004 at 11:21:54 (EST)
The prez?
Chong Lee
USA - Thursday, January 08, 2004 at 11:21:26 (EST)
Your momma?
Shecky
USA - Thursday, January 08, 2004 at 11:21:02 (EST)
Q: What's almost 45 years old, racist, and not funny at all?
Beef
USA - Thursday, January 08, 2004 at 11:18:45 (EST)
Q: What's almost 10 years old, racist, and not that funny?
A: That last joke!

Shecky Greenwood
USA - Thursday, January 08, 2004 at 11:13:48 (EST)
Q: What is short and soft and comes in a little yellow box? A: woody allen's cock!
Beef
USA - Thursday, January 08, 2004 at 10:45:20 (EST)
Q: What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?

A: One was the first to walk on the moon, and the other fucks little boys.
Shecky Green(wood)
USA - Thursday, January 08, 2004 at 10:41:28 (EST)


Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A. From a catalogue.

Q. How do you know Michael Jackson is having a party?
A. There are a bunch of tricycles in front of his house.

Q: Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?
A: He heard boys' pants were half-off!

Q. When is it bed time at Michael Jackson's house?
A. When the big hand is on the little hand!

boris
- Thursday, January 08, 2004 at 10:22:54 (EST)
No mention of MY school--where would your stinkin' Hawks be without the fine cheerleading skills of the Bay View girls?
WR
USA - Thursday, January 08, 2004 at 09:39:59 (EST)
Fuck these stupid hockey records, and lets talk about a streak that is truly inspiring:

Henry has been arrested again. 805 times and counting.

Lester
USA - Thursday, January 08, 2004 at 09:38:56 (EST)


A "terget"? Is that anythin' like a turlit?

Archie
USA - Thursday, January 08, 2004 at 09:23:17 (EST)
was free + old man leaned hard.

meanwhile, how completely despicable is this "doctor"

boris
- Thursday, January 08, 2004 at 09:22:40 (EST)
And the article didn't mention the foreign exchange students the Mount used to get. You know, the Canadian ones. Who all coincidentally played hockey. And stayed for four years.
Lester
USA - Thursday, January 08, 2004 at 09:19:09 (EST)
er...ignore the comma after the work "like"
TS
USA - Thursday, January 08, 2004 at 09:16:47 (EST)
Like, I said, Flegg, I am glad that you are back. You're an easier terget than Lester's mother.
TS
USA - Thursday, January 08, 2004 at 09:16:14 (EST)
Klar, dein Deutsch ist etwas komisch, aber kann ich dir verstehen. Ich kann nicht Fransosisch, aber ein bisschen Italien. Asparagus und Hunschen waren mein Abendessen.
TS
USA - Thursday, January 08, 2004 at 09:15:33 (EST)
least that story didn't mangle the name of YOUR school sir les....
boris
- Thursday, January 08, 2004 at 09:11:21 (EST)
Fuck Mount.
Lester
USA - Thursday, January 08, 2004 at 08:31:02 (EST)
55-year-old all-time record on the line tomorry courtesy a kid from woonsocket. big ups here. may actually have to care about a 'Yotes/Wild game.
boris
- Thursday, January 08, 2004 at 07:42:30 (EST)
"The Bush administration has quietly withdrawn from Iraq a 400-member military team whose job was to scour the country for military equipment, according to senior government officials."
Lester
USA - Thursday, January 08, 2004 at 07:13:13 (EST)
Chef you stick around till feb 21st and see a real band play.
Chong Lee
USA - Thursday, January 08, 2004 at 05:20:17 (EST)
Iron Chef--do you think you can delay your return south until at least the 8th of Feb? There is a very important gig you should attend on the 7th. Axe Dexter in private--cannot share many details in public view.
WR
USA - Thursday, January 08, 2004 at 00:09:58 (EST)
hey hitler, speak english will ya?
flegg
USA - Wednesday, January 07, 2004 at 21:01:29 (EST)
Nein betrüge ich.Ich habe einen D auf deutsch in Sekundärschule erhalten.Ich kann Französisch ein kleines Bit sprechen.was haben Sie für Hauptmahlzeit gekocht?
Fleischkopf
USA - Wednesday, January 07, 2004 at 19:49:07 (EST)
of course we ruled the place. nobody fucked with the pawtucket crew.we had louie the bouncer on our side.
flegg
USA - Wednesday, January 07, 2004 at 19:16:52 (EST)
here's a blast from the past, anyone remember idle rich,or verbal assault or as we pawtuckians used to call them gerbal assault.we literaly used to have wars with all the newport punks down at the old room on promenade.ah the good old days.
flegg
USA - Wednesday, January 07, 2004 at 19:14:34 (EST)
here's a possibly tough one only this here globally-warmed lurk can handle. anyone know diddle about colorado springs -- besides USAF stuff...?
boris
- Wednesday, January 07, 2004 at 18:32:50 (EST)
something to pass the time with
WR
USA - Wednesday, January 07, 2004 at 16:30:49 (EST)
Sprichst du auch Deutsch, Fleischkopf?
TS
USA - Wednesday, January 07, 2004 at 16:21:42 (EST)
da
 
- Wednesday, January 07, 2004 at 16:19:26 (EST)
{garrote}
boris
- Wednesday, January 07, 2004 at 16:18:51 (EST)

Marlin Perkins
USA - Wednesday, January 07, 2004 at 16:16:05 (EST)
yeah cheffy, but where TF is he?
Dotes
USA - Wednesday, January 07, 2004 at 16:14:07 (EST)
Para ultimo tiempo. Senor Terry Fallon es primo de Kevin, no hermano. Lo ciento amigos, my spanish grammer sucks.
"Iron Chef"
USA - Wednesday, January 07, 2004 at 16:03:07 (EST)
Both Thomas and Pimm agree that to curb climate change, serious and immediate action must be implemented at the highest intergovernmental levels. This would include cutting emissions of greenhouse gases, employing new energy efficient technologies and using strategies to sequester carbon dioxide from the atmosphere.
Albert Lurkstein
USA - Wednesday, January 07, 2004 at 15:46:51 (EST)
hey, cthulhu, CLICK HERE
you goin' down, bee-yoch!

what threshold..i don't need no steenking threshold
USA - Wednesday, January 07, 2004 at 14:59:51 (EST)

Cthuhlu
USA - Wednesday, January 07, 2004 at 14:55:02 (EST)
the dawning of the New Year is the start of the fall of Cthulhu. I shall rise to be the supreme force of the Lower East Side, and then the universe!
My campaign team:
The Gatekeepers are the chosen mages of Yog Sothoth, for they have mastered his chosen magick, that of Correspondence, dimensional shifting. They all continually strive to find a way to open the gate between Earth and the dimension inwhich Yog Sothoth is imprisoned. They use their ability to dimensionally channel quintessence to their own node.
Azathoth is referred to as the Blind Idiot God, the power of a cosmic entity but without the knowledge or vision of how to use it.
The Nodesmashers are the strike force of Yog Sothoth. They seek out the nodes of powerful enemies that would be too difficult to maintain possession of for the purpose of syphoning off its Quintessence. They then enter the enemy nodes through the spirit realm and expel the source of its energy flow, thus destroying the supply of Quintessence to that place.

besides, i'm half-human, half-invisible, and Cthulhu is weak on foregin policy. I sneak into foregin leader's bedrooms and make them pee themselves in fear by releasing the cold breeze of eternity...

Yog for Prez
65 Prospect Street, Providence, state of eternal darkness USA - Wednesday, January 07, 2004 at 14:53:25 (EST)

WR
USA - Wednesday, January 07, 2004 at 14:36:55 (EST)
Beißen Sie Sie? Aber bedenken ich Mittagessen, Sie schon habe gegessen, wenn ich nur knabbere?
FleischKopf
USA - Wednesday, January 07, 2004 at 14:34:36 (EST)
perhaps you meant puta, Lester?
Dotes
USA - Wednesday, January 07, 2004 at 14:15:02 (EST)
hmmm...many times have I wished that someone would jam a ballpoint into same former Met employee's forehead for egregious injury done to my life (altho I do understand wishing pain on sir terry)
WR
USA - Wednesday, January 07, 2004 at 14:13:23 (EST)
Hmm. Lying dormant in my hidden tomb deep in the sunken city of R'lyeh seems to have left my computer skills a tad rusty. Try this link.
Cthulhu
USA - Wednesday, January 07, 2004 at 13:54:06 (EST)

Cthulhu
USA - Wednesday, January 07, 2004 at 13:47:21 (EST)
S-p-a-n-i-s-c-h
Schpallcheck
USA - Wednesday, January 07, 2004 at 13:44:14 (EST)
Ich kann nicht Spanishc verstehen. Wenn ihr noch immer auf der Sprache schreib, dann schreibe ich auf Deutsch.
TS
USA - Wednesday, January 07, 2004 at 13:43:26 (EST)
Hello, I am running for President. I am enlisting minions to further my campagin of global dominion. Would you like to become a shadow?
Yog
USA - Wednesday, January 07, 2004 at 13:36:47 (EST)
La ayuda, mi pinata está repleto de gerbos córneos!
Rápido, alguien me trae un lubricante!

Señor Pepe Coconut
USA - Wednesday, January 07, 2004 at 13:23:22 (EST)

Lester
USA - Wednesday, January 07, 2004 at 13:17:03 (EST)
Where, OH WHERE, did they get their inspiration, I wonder...hmmm...
TS
USA - Wednesday, January 07, 2004 at 13:14:25 (EST)
yo, peeps, checkout dis' mufuggin' ride, yo
"wheels"
USA - Wednesday, January 07, 2004 at 13:05:04 (EST)
El único Kevin Fallon que sé es un jugador del violín en el Trinity Teatro.
Lester
USA - Wednesday, January 07, 2004 at 13:00:15 (EST)
...his band was paid.
Don's Copy editor
USA - Wednesday, January 07, 2004 at 12:57:41 (EST)
Last I heard of KF was that a fed up employee at the Met jammed a ball point pen into his forhead after he demanded more than the $15 his band. And I'm assuming that $15 came out of the soundman's pocket cause he was the only one there.
Don Holio (No abla Spanish)
USA - Wednesday, January 07, 2004 at 12:56:34 (EST)
Si tu lo dices, Boris. El sobrino de KF es donde?
Dotes
USA - Wednesday, January 07, 2004 at 12:56:07 (EST)
Guapo, eh? Muy feo, yo creo.
Dotes
USA - Wednesday, January 07, 2004 at 12:52:37 (EST)

Lester
USA - Wednesday, January 07, 2004 at 12:52:11 (EST)
el sobrino (KF)?
boris
- Wednesday, January 07, 2004 at 12:44:55 (EST)
La hermana de Rob Phelps me dijo que él ahora viviera en Nueva York Ciudad.
El Guapo Lester
USA - Wednesday, January 07, 2004 at 12:42:04 (EST)
Only 30 FIDS left! Out of 500 Shotgun-Arena Days singles printed I think there's about 625 left.
Don Holio
USA - Wednesday, January 07, 2004 at 12:35:16 (EST)
don't knock Peace Dale, I have to go work there in 2 hours. Maybe if you're in the old hood, Chong, you could drop it at the liberry for me
WR
USA - Wednesday, January 07, 2004 at 12:00:45 (EST)
Donde estan Rob Phelps y el hermano de Kevin Fallon ahora? Aqui en RI?
DOTES
USA - Wednesday, January 07, 2004 at 11:59:11 (EST)
Chili con Donny Sings Marie Osmond
boris
- Wednesday, January 07, 2004 at 11:49:30 (EST)
"Warning! Warning! Boys escaping! Michael Jackson's little boy toys have finally wised up and made a run for the border, breaching the defenses of the Neverland Ranch.
Experience the thrills and chills of being Michael Jackson by trapping little boys with your mighty net gun before they escape from your ranch and tell authorities your dirty little secrets.
Escape from Neverland requires Flash 6." Is this available for Playstation 2?

The KOL
USA - Wednesday, January 07, 2004 at 11:49:00 (EST)
And what was the old school providence punk comp called? Anyone?
Chong Lee
USA - Wednesday, January 07, 2004 at 11:33:58 (EST)
fine idrop one off next time i at defecteur. since i only bee there once last year it might be a wile though
Chong Lee
USA - Wednesday, January 07, 2004 at 11:27:57 (EST)
I take bad record off your hands, Chong, but only for flee--i not paying for 3 chords
WR
USA - Wednesday, January 07, 2004 at 11:11:33 (EST)
Never saw those. I was refering to the review of the "learn a fourth chord" record. Which was only a sentence or two before another review I think. Of course I'm not really upset since it was a pretty dumb record in the first place. And I still have 30 or so left from the 500 we made. I sell you cheap numah one !!!
Chong Lee
USA - Wednesday, January 07, 2004 at 10:48:07 (EST)
The release of the decade has arrived, courtesy of the knuckleheads (Kevin and Liam) who bring you WRIU's Shindig show every week. Sure, Load Records is prepping their old-school Providence punk compilation, but Phelpsy Destroyer (Owen Records) is, to quote Yanni, totally fucking great. An inspired paean to R.I. punk mack daddy Rob Phelps (now a Jesuit priest), it features a pair each from the Toss-Offs, the F.I.D.s and the Mole People. Rumor has it that this is what was on the turntable the day they found Gingrich and Reno doin' the nasty in a White House pantry. Woonsocket's Toss-Offs lay siege to the venerable turf staked out by Neutral Nation (and, currently, One Ton Shotgun). More melodic than 'Nation, less irreverent than the Shotgun but no less fierce than either, the Toss-Offs -- still teens all -- have a strong future. The F.I.D.s are Peace Dale's largest contribution to western civilization since Giro's Spaghetti House. Naw, actually they're kinda dopey -- "Black Market Babies"and "All-Girls Dorm" are predictably ragged but bizarre in their ability to charm.
WR
USA - Wednesday, January 07, 2004 at 09:59:22 (EST)
"That wasn't window-washer fluid being squirted on the windshield of a pickup truck."
Lester
USA - Wednesday, January 07, 2004 at 09:54:41 (EST)
The second installation of the Runt of the Litter compilation series from Cambridge's Fan Attic Records features Boston and Rhody bands, though there are a few from other New England towns sprinkled in. I say sprinkled because at a whopping 34 tracks -- brief ones at that -- it's impossible to get more than a fleeting glimpse. The overall tone is confrontational, but that's not surprising on what is essentially a punk comp. One thing that's fun about this one is playing pin-the-tail on the influence. West coast, LA-style, east coast, N.Y.C., D.C., U.K.. Oi, hardcore, garage. Anarchists commingling with straight-edgers, drunks and various other teen ballbreakers. Pistols, Clash, Dolls up through Op Ivy, Circle Jerks, Black Flag, Fugazi. It's a great stew, and heartening after all the silly posturing and pontificating about punk rock ever since Dookie came out. About a fifth of the songs are horribly recorded, but that's entirely forgivable, because it's the spirit which moves Runt of the Litterforward. A disregard for political correctness is usually going to get my vote, too, and there's plenty o' that, from "Girlfriend's Mom" by Peace Dale's The F.I.D.'s to God Told Me To's "River Phoenix."
WR
USA - Wednesday, January 07, 2004 at 09:52:57 (EST)
UPDATE -- 804 times.

Lester
USA - Wednesday, January 07, 2004 at 09:49:20 (EST)
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a mechanicI always thought standing in a garage made you a Musician
Face
USA - Wednesday, January 07, 2004 at 09:43:25 (EST)
Will the trees you're always hugging save YOU when Gordon Lightfoot comes creeping around your back stairs?
WR
USA - Wednesday, January 07, 2004 at 09:42:16 (EST)
What does KOL=7 mean? I'm at least an 8.5.
KOL
USA - Wednesday, January 07, 2004 at 09:35:37 (EST)
KOL=7xs
WR
USA - Wednesday, January 07, 2004 at 09:28:28 (EST)
A priest and a lawyer are walking down the street when a group of boy scouts passes them. The priest, grinning with eyes wide, elbows the lawyer and says: "Hey! You want to screw those boys?" The lawyer slowly turns to the priest and says: "Out of what?"
Shecky
USA - Wednesday, January 07, 2004 at 09:26:30 (EST)
Don't fuck with this nun.
TS
USA - Wednesday, January 07, 2004 at 09:07:59 (EST)
SIX PRESIDENTS ON A SINKING SHIP
Ford: "What do we do?"
Bush: "Man the lifeboats!"
Reagan: "What lifeboats?"
Carter: "Women first!"
Nixon: "Screw the women!"
Clinton: "You think we have time?"

Face
USA - Wednesday, January 07, 2004 at 09:05:22 (EST)
Flegg! Are you back for good!
TS
USA - Wednesday, January 07, 2004 at 08:56:36 (EST)
make sure you wear your long undies today ladie's it's gonna be cold.
flegg
USA - Wednesday, January 07, 2004 at 07:50:22 (EST)
which industry?
boris
- Wednesday, January 07, 2004 at 07:30:39 (EST)
And on the time crapsure. No aporogy needed. Forgot how good disgruntred was. rigged up to the crapper!!
Chong Lee
USA - Wednesday, January 07, 2004 at 06:32:54 (EST)
flegg=don! flegg=don!! I win prize?
Chong Lee
USA - Wednesday, January 07, 2004 at 04:42:15 (EST)
Oh it was Boris. It was '97 or maybe '96. It made me leave the industry.
Chong Lee
USA - Wednesday, January 07, 2004 at 03:14:18 (EST)
KOL=7
Wardell
USA - Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 21:35:26 (EST)
i heard that chong ree gave everyone at the new years party a rusty trombone
flegg
USA - Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 21:16:19 (EST)
Does Don Holio ever really make any sence?
Drugsy
USA - Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 20:56:26 (EST)
hey HEY
boris
- Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 20:42:34 (EST)
Don owes Ricky Chang's client one free rickshaw ride around Great Ball of China. Much appologies for that time crapsule. Now did Boris say you were uninspired or was that Gulla?
Don Holio
USA - Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 20:00:02 (EST)
Are these bands any good? Wycked Sceptre Three Times One Minus One Ultra Baby Fat
Dotes
USA - Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 19:51:55 (EST)
speaking of Canada---where mad cows come from--
I don't need you to worry for me cause I'm alright I don't want you to tell me it's time to come home I don't care what you say anymore, this is my life Go ahead with your own life, and leave me alone I never said you had to offer me a second chance I never said I was a victim of circumstance I still belong, don't get me wrong And you can speak your mind But not on my time
WR
sitcomville, ca USA - Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 19:16:01 (EST)
BSizzler you are the cat's meow baby!! I so want a cd but I'm afraid I don't know where to purchase one, mutha F@#ka. anyways I've gotta rock site myself, hit it if ya want but damnit, It's not as cool as this one. what can I say shit Mary F-in 5e
Mary f-in 5e
hell, Canada - Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 19:05:59 (EST)
fuckin' A.

USA - Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 18:56:37 (EST)
.

USA - Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 18:56:06 (EST)
larned that there napoleonic trick from my all-midget-no-talent team of bosses: always press the attack when the other dood's buried in MEAT HELL.
boris
- Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 18:42:00 (EST)
I'm going home to cook dinner. Good night all.
TS
USA - Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 18:27:05 (EST)
I would never join a family-cented nudist camp. The only bonus to clothing-optional areas is that they usually lack children.
ST
USA - Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 18:25:46 (EST)
Have no fear, Wardell is here.

USA - Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 18:22:12 (EST)
How 'bout I make like Gopher and leave? Good day cruel lurk...good day...
vic
USA - Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 18:12:21 (EST)
Hey Vic, why don't you make like Captain Stuben and set sail already
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 17:59:20 (EST)
btw, you technophreaks, 42 blocked in a matter of hours...
vic
USA - Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 17:40:48 (EST)
sweet jesus dog; full reportage to you non-entities when I gets back
vic
USA - Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 16:50:09 (EST)
hi there I genuinely amused by this work . online pharmacy stimulant ..
online pharmacy <speckset-click@yahoo.com>
USA - Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 16:49:11 (EST)
hey joseph the island of wicked hot licks called. they aren't missing any.
boris
- Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 16:43:31 (EST)
hey joseph kramer guitars called. something about a missing knob.
boris
- Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 16:42:19 (EST)
Whaa?
boris
from the area know today as Whaa?, - Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 16:41:12 (EST)
Fair thee well Vic, we hardly knew yeti.
Don from that area know today as Johnston
USA - Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 16:37:28 (EST)
or a day without joseph's braidable back hair. have fun veek. beware ebb tide rednecks.
boris
- Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 16:26:54 (EST)
A lurk without Vic is like a day without a dirty snowman
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 16:15:59 (EST)
I know this is going to break all your dusty black hearts but you won't have ol' vic to KICK around for about two long weeks; chew on that
vic
USA - Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 16:06:30 (EST)
Crotch bless us! Every one!
Tiny Tim
USA - Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 15:59:30 (EST)
MJ in hysterics:

USA - Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 15:54:48 (EST)
joseph=laughing his crochet off
boris
- Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 15:49:13 (EST)
I CAN HEAR YOU
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 15:36:09 (EST)
MJ=Dodge brand's core demographic
some dead guy
USA - Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 15:13:36 (EST)
Wow, I just made the Hall of Fame!

The Eck
USA - Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 15:13:06 (EST)
joseph's favorite quarterback?

Darn Merino

boris
- Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 14:55:44 (EST)
Mean Joe's other website
Lester
USA - Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 14:43:01 (EST)

boris
- Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 14:37:02 (EST)
“[He] called me a ‘rapist’ and a ‘recluse.’ I’m not a recluse.”

"I really dig Hannibal. Hannibal had real guts. He rode elephants into Cartilage."

"I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian."
Lester
USA - Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 14:36:36 (EST)


joseph on a GOOD hair day:
Get Below Me and 'Fro Me

boris
- Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 14:31:16 (EST)
MJ®'s new business: Anne's Franks and Beans
Don from Johnston
USA - Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 14:19:05 (EST)
Righteous Blow!
Drugsy
USA - Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 14:16:48 (EST)
right back at ya, MJ!
Mr. Smiley
USA - Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 14:14:56 (EST)
Boris family summer vacation

USA - Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 14:13:08 (EST)
i'm NOT dead! i'm just resting!

Larry Nelson
USA - Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 14:08:06 (EST)
I hate you all
MJ®
USA - Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 14:05:44 (EST)
i hope you aren't thinking about joining, TS, this place sounds a little sketchy...
"We desire to bring children back into naturism - and this will be a very family-friendly resort community with a special water park for all ages," according to Martin's Web site, reject-shame.com.
(he should approach Jacko for funding)
"Body shame is an indicator of our alienation from Dog, self, and others; it is a bondage from Hell, and according to the Bible a direct result of Boltons's deception,"
The resort's centerpiece, Dekan Lake (Dekan is naked spelled backward), has receded. Bathers worry about jabbing their feet on rusty nails that stud the bottom. White power graffiti occasionally appears on some buildings. Burned out trailers sit untended for years. Plastic sheeting plugs broken windows. In 2000, Pasco sheriff's deputies dug up a resident's lot looking for the remains of a cross-dressing tree cutter named Larry Nelson, presumed dead since 1996. Gulvin, who died in 1994 at the age of 90, was open about his segregationist views. He cited examples from nature, pointing out how squirrels avoided crows.

daehtaeM
USA - Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 14:00:19 (EST)
Looks "dangeruss" to me.
Ronwell Dobbs
USA - Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 13:52:40 (EST)
define "safe"
looks dangerous to me
USA - Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 13:46:05 (EST)
link safe, subsequent links NSFW
WR
USA - Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 13:35:52 (EST)
Take it from me, I love you

Dotes
USA - Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 13:31:57 (EST)
now that's a gusher!
singaporally yours
USA - Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 13:30:58 (EST)
what is "Dodge brand's core demographic"?
WR
USA - Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 13:30:10 (EST)
Here's a link for you nostalgic fucks.
TS
USA - Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 13:20:04 (EST)
Perhaps he had entitilitus?
WR
USA - Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 13:19:47 (EST)
We're going to snatch that pussy and put him in a box and bring him on the airplane.
Walt Dizzknee
USA - Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 13:18:51 (EST)
Entwhistle, too...
no blow for this ho
USA - Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 13:10:08 (EST)
Holy shit.

"Righteous Brothers singer Bobby Hatfield's death in November was caused by cocaine and not just heart failure."
Lester
USA - Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 12:57:02 (EST)


Here's something for everyone's "in-box".
TS
USA - Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 12:53:24 (EST)
vic u saw these?
boris
- Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 12:43:10 (EST)
Although details of what happened remain unclear, what is known is that someone or some group at the newspaper appears to have risked all in the name of political satire.
BIG balls
USA - Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 12:14:47 (EST)
this program works great for spam, just not with aol/hotmail, only POOP3
geekhead
USA - Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 12:02:40 (EST)
werd, me neither, still clogged. but like i said, a necessary first step. not because anyone thought they'd resolve the issue with one law. this law, admittedly full of holes, is not good because it reduces inconvenience but because it shows a willingness to *start* addressing the issue (some states have already started suing spammers). i fully expect scandinavians to take the lead on this, as far as good future laws. from one admin geek view, any little piece of crud rule that reduces babysitting spam even by 5 minutes a week = 5 minutes more for real evil (worm/trojan/virii/keylogger ad nauseum) and the next big "Slammer" or "SoBiq".

worst. president. ever. still.

boris
- Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 11:55:35 (EST)
Another year, another automatic pay raise for Congress. No voting necessary.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 11:54:45 (EST)
When said MOMB arrives. Be sure to give #17 a listen. Sounds like a song MJ would like.
Chong Lee
USA - Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 11:47:36 (EST)
What Drugsy is trying to say Boris is that you said Shrub was cool by you for his recently passed anti spam legislation that was to go in affect as of January 1st, 2004 but he (Drugsy) has not seen any decrease in his inbox action.
Drugsy
USA - Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 11:42:57 (EST)
And I did it again with THIS picture. And no one commented on that two mile gap. WTF?

USA - Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 11:36:17 (EST)
Lester, you did it again with this picture. Fucking laugh riot.

USA - Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 11:34:41 (EST)
I heard that, dirty.

USA - Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 11:28:40 (EST)
HEY! My inbox is also my outbox. I'll have you know.
Drugsy
USA - Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 11:28:37 (EST)
here's a little tidbit JUST IN CASE

USA - Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 11:26:35 (EST)
dirty that "us vs. Google" sh!t so bored me to tears I couldn't get through it
vic
USA - Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 11:24:52 (EST)
DRUMMER IN DISTRESS! WE HAVE A DRUMMER IN DISTRESS! CALLING ALL ACTUAL MUSICIANS!
boris
- Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 11:24:33 (EST)
A nightclub refused entry to a soldier who lost both legs in Iraq because the shoes he wears on his prosthetic legs did not meet club dress code.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 11:16:00 (EST)
what would YOU do?
dirty vic
USA - Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 11:13:11 (EST)
here's the rub dirty...when Google blocks a pop up, it pop's a window up saying it blocked a pop up...
vic
USA - Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 11:11:49 (EST)
This pop-up blocker has Ol' Lester's seal of approval. Been using it for four months, currently logged 1800 block ads. Best one I've found.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 11:09:23 (EST)
more long-term dividends from the worst. president. ever.

(just be sure we get all your real money news from NBC's andrea mitchell. she's only married to greenspan. sure she'll dig for dirt.)

boris
- Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 11:08:45 (EST)
da but choo on diss....
boris
- Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 11:04:47 (EST)
dirty diana, I went for the Google tool bar...and we shall see...WE SHALL SEE...
vic
USA - Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 10:58:38 (EST)
finally on the geek tip (because joe's about to stab me eye out with one of HIS butter knives)...

recommend ZoneAlarm for all windows peeps w/ broadband. even the free version's better than nothing. 'tis a wicked good traffic cop though not all that great for popups. zonelabs.com.

boris
- Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 10:56:56 (EST)
Drugsy, I hear you like I hear your inbox is "mail" only.
Chong Lee
USA - Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 10:45:11 (EST)
veeeeeeeeeeek, "popup stopper" and / or the google toolbar. haven't tried either, but come recommended. or you can use opera as a browser. all=free.

drugsy actually speaks to boris. holy crabcakes with tartar batman...first time ever. shocked. and confused. NO clue what you're talking about though.

boris
- Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 10:43:06 (EST)
I got one pop up that asks me if I hate pop ups.
vic with his junk all hanging out n' shit
USA - Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 10:38:49 (EST)
Oh and Boris, nice junk mail in your inbox. Glad that problem's fixed.
Drugsy
USA - Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 10:32:36 (EST)
Hanging out with middleblob cops is like watching showtime porn. It's almost cool, but not really. That and the fact that they have sex with each other. That reminds me of porn in a way too.
Chong Lee
USA - Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 10:32:23 (EST)
Chong, were you or were you not hanging with Middleblob cops n' shit shooting out townies homes? Then denying the fuck out of it.
Drugsy
USA - Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 10:27:46 (EST)
dirty, any freeware that just plain blocks the MFers?
vic
USA - Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 10:24:26 (EST)
Where's my cocaine?
Ronnie Dobbs
USA - Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 10:23:08 (EST)
by the way, is that a flightless rhea down there in rainbow leg warmers and hiking boots?
vic
USA - Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 10:18:34 (EST)
So who wants to take me shooting? I wants to firearms!
Chong Lee
USA - Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 10:17:24 (EST)
Rong Ree has been drinking in the morning again
vic
USA - Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 10:17:12 (EST)
Hmmm... buth Flegg and chef have been gne for a while. I wonder.........
Chong Lee
USA - Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 10:13:22 (EST)
vic go to download.com and get ad-aware, install, use their updater, run, restart, run once more, restart. quick-kill popups by hitting ALT-F4 when they're the active window. or you can get a pop-up killer at download.com too.

true sir les, excellent game.

boris
- Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 10:13:13 (EST)
Let's call vic----hic.
Chong Lee
USA - Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 10:10:37 (EST)
by the way lobster, that dork stomper has replaced the helicopter as the biggest waster of time
vic
USA - Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 10:08:47 (EST)
alright here's one for you nerdish technophiles...how the FUCK do you KILL KILL KILL these GD pop ups? these nutters have even changed my homepage to something OTHER than the regal BS! questions/comments
vic
USA - Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 10:07:48 (EST)
Watch you tongue, Mister! We live in Cocoa Beach, and we love it!

Maj. and Mrs. Anthony Nelson
USA - Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 10:01:44 (EST)
Watch you tongue, Mister! We live in Cocoa Beach, and we love it!
http://www.tvder60er.de/bilder/jeannie.jpg

Maj. and Mrs. Anthony Nelson
USA - Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 10:01:20 (EST)
The signal light and the clock were out of sync. By the clock, he was still holding the ball after 0.00 seconds. But the light flashed a few ticks after the clock ran out, and he released it before the light, so I guess that's what the refs went by. A tough loss, but the Friars will overcome.

What happened during that scuffle in the hallway after the game anyway? I can't find any details about it on line.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 09:52:16 (EST)


yo dirty, I'll pass that along...unfortunately the only real land time will be in/around the hell hole retirement farm known at Cocoa Beach...holy fongoo, this place is ugly...minus of course the den of iniquity known only as Sassy Merlot II...
vic
USA - Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 09:51:47 (EST)
shocka
boris
- Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 09:39:51 (EST)
game = incredibly ugly. 'final four refs' my eye. traveling is now ok in nba *and* college i guess. final shot did look good though, sir les. sorry.
boris
- Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 09:34:44 (EST)
Heard something about a soon-to-open christian nudist camp on NPR this morning, but as yet have found nothing about it online.
TS
USA - Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 08:57:33 (EST)
The Friars were fucking ROBBED last night!
Lester
USA - Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 08:55:35 (EST)
anybody see the SportsCenter ragging on name of the Dunk last nite? "We'll now take you back to the donut hole..." = pretty funny. bet the ryan center's buzzer/clock/lights frickin' WORK eh dexter?
boris
- Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 08:36:03 (EST)
RIP -- Former relief pitcher Tug McGraw.
Lester
USA - Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 08:28:27 (EST)
"Howard Dean should take his tax-hiking, government-expanding, latte-drinking, sushi-eating, Volvo-driving, New York Times-reading ... Hollywood-loving, left-wing freak show back to Vermont, where it belongs."
Lester
USA - Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 08:06:05 (EST)
ahhh. its late and my lil' brain hurts.
Jason K
USA - Tuesday, January 06, 2004 at 00:40:52 (EST)
by the bye the by vic, dans un bateau.
boris
- Monday, January 05, 2004 at 20:03:36 (EST)
by the bye vic the locals call it "fopey" as in rhymes with dopey as in i know way too much about that little aureole of FL. so stay clean, stay home, rent legally blonde 2. and when in melbourne pls remind Wakefield that he is the MAN.
boris
- Monday, January 05, 2004 at 19:59:45 (EST)
so i'm down by the pond with Kiki, and she's all like "let's go swimming", and i'm like yeah, WHATEVER!
Ollie the Emu
USA - Monday, January 05, 2004 at 19:02:05 (EST)
did somebody say seamen?

USA - Monday, January 05, 2004 at 18:50:57 (EST)
I'm just saying...
TS
USA - Monday, January 05, 2004 at 18:42:10 (EST)
MY GOODNESS!
vic
USA - Monday, January 05, 2004 at 18:41:24 (EST)
WTF?! You're going to ORLANDO, but not Miami? What are you, seven?
TS
USA - Monday, January 05, 2004 at 18:36:59 (EST)
but emus can drink with the fishes


USA - Monday, January 05, 2004 at 18:32:53 (EST)
Hey TS, I will be in F-L-A in a couple of weeks...but in Orlando...Me and another member of the Heaters/partner in extreme idiocy will be lurking around...<